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(搬家工人,是真的!)

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凱文,你看,有人要搬進隔壁了

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{\an8}這裡太適合展開我的新生活了

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盧恰多?

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{\an8}真不敢相信他又出獄了

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{\an8}真不敢相信在現在的房市情況下
他竟然要搬進隔壁

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等等,跟他在一起的女生是誰?

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小心搬那個肉餅烤模

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那可是我們的結婚禮物

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可能是他老婆

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凱文,我們不能
讓邪惡反派住在我們家隔壁

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太危險了,我們得做點什麼

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對,沒錯,快趁他看到我們前離開吧

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戴夫,我們得讓新鄰居留下好印象

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你也知道大人要交朋友有多難

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記得墨夫和茱琳嗎?

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我把他們的照片放在墜飾裡天天戴著
他們就嚇到了

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你有時候會積極過頭

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這放在後室就好

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謝謝你

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- 嗨!
- 嗨!

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- 歡迎來到我們社區!
- 歡迎來到我們社區!

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- 我們住在隔壁
- 你們好!

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好棒的撞擊測試假人

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那是模特兒,我是時裝設計師

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我很喜歡時裝

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而且我有衣服

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小盧,快來見見我們的新鄰居...

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卡洛琳娜和戴夫...

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你們好,真是幸會

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盧恰多!我們見過面!

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你跟我妹梅麗莎在場上對決過

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她害我左肩脫臼了

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你們今晚就來我們家吃飯吧

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我會做我知名的古巴燉牛肉
一起聊我妹妹的八卦

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她都穿襪子睡覺

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不能讓超級反派住在超級英雄隔壁

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如果他們來借糖怎麼辦?

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倉鼠,你在構思計畫嗎?

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不是,我在畫威爾斯議會的碳筆素描

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我們得把他趕走,我們今晚可以構思計畫

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希望你們今晚沒事

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因為新鄰居要來吃晚餐

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- 什麼?
- 什麼?

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但新鄰居是摔角手,摔角手很危險

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梅麗莎阿姨也是摔角手

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她最危險的就是她的假稱讚

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但他不是坐過牢嗎?

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他已經向社會還債了

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而且我們需要朋友

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我和爸爸需要朋友,你們不能搞砸這件事

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這麼突然要參加晚宴?

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我該穿什麼?

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這太好吃了,卡洛琳娜

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我感覺好像瞬間移動到了

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南美洲共享別墅

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比監獄裡的食物好吃多了

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謝謝

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我和小盧是透過監獄筆友計畫認識的

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但那都是過去的事了

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他是個柔情巨人

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柔情巨人?
她根本不知道她老公完全是個騙子

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我曾經跟騙子交往過

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但小盧是很誠實的人

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而且我不會看別人的過去評斷別人

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而是看別人的氣場

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你的氣場是格狀的

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那是我最喜歡的顏色

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康妮是很優秀的設計師

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她正在幫我設計新的摔角裝

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她會把我變成時尚愛好者

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所以你喜歡時尚和摔角

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有沒有什麼東西會讓你氣到搬家?

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好出乎意料的問題

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我有個清單

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臭起司、充氣人、綠色和白色氣球

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亮粉、聚酯纖維襪子...

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別再說你不喜歡的東西了

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我們去客廳玩比手畫腳如何?

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我很喜歡比手畫腳

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你們對友誼墜飾有什麼想法?

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展開趕走盧恰多行動

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不要太自在,不要太放鬆

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我們很投入,我們決定設下陷阱

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這裡容不下你的時尚和肌肉

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沒那麼複雜

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這是我們的公寓大樓

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我們會讓你憂心忡忡

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我們很趕時間

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你該搬走了

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搬走

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你才剛搬來,但你現在

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該搬走了

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你才剛搬來,但你現在

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該搬走了

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這計畫太成功了,凱文

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他們馬上就會搬走了

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你們

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我知道你們昨晚做了什麼

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知道這是什麼嗎?

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妳的特製蝦起司嗎?

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而且是我跟一位老太太買的
她每年只會做三份

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而且我會全買下來

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所以這怎麼會出現在
康妮與小盧的沙發底下呢?

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會不會是起司精靈搞的鬼?

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夠了,我今天早上跟我們的新鄰居聊過了

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你們毀了他們的一天

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沒關係

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我睡得很不好

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所以我今天沒辦法如期去陪孤兒做壓花

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還有去捐腎臟了

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他是聖人

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他正在盡一切所能扭轉自己的人生

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你們得過去道歉

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馬上!

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或許媽說的沒錯

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- 或許他其實是好人
- 你聽我說

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或許她跟爸太渴望交朋友了

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所以連跟罪犯交朋友都不介意

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- 太可悲了
- 算了,我們就速戰速決吧

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有人在嗎?康妮、盧恰多

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很抱歉,我們不該逼你

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面對自己最深層的恐懼

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三州時裝學院竟然敢

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因為我設計了「危險服飾」退我學

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我要讓他們見識什麼叫危險

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康妮,拜託!

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這是哪門子的摔角裝?

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驚喜,這套服裝受我的織布機控制

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妳明知道我不喜歡在場下打架

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我就知道我的力量布料會有用

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我只需要找個很強壯的人來穿就好了

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(跳、翻、轉、丟、踢)

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可是康妮,我還以為妳是...

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愛我的!

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別太難過了,親愛的

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我只是想利用你的優勢而已

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也就是你的力量

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慢著,康妮!

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倉鼠與葛蕾特!你們怎麼會來這裡?

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我們是來阻止妳的!

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我是想進來看看你們家有沒有牛奶

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只有豆漿,在冰箱門的芥末後面

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別煩我

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我得去討公道

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向時裝學院討公道嗎?

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{\an8}(目標)

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對,20年前

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我是很優秀的年輕學生設計師

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幾天後就要畢業了

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我的論文計畫是一種

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能控制穿著者所有動作的布料

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但是出了狀況!

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學校覺得我的出色點子

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會對社會構成威脅,所以就把我退學了

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(退學,康絲坦絲)

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(縫製粗糙)

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還說我的縫製很粗糙

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所以我就宣誓要精進我的力量布料

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總有一天要報仇

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{\an8}(豆漿)

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妳是絕對沒辦法得逞的

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拜託,我的計畫已經開始推動了

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小盧,麻煩你示範給客人看
我的布料有多厲害

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康妮,不!

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快停下來!

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跟我走,小盧,我們要去時裝學院了

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我們走,倉鼠

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沒關係,我就開休旅車跟著你們!

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謝謝關心

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真時尚

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不實穿,但很美

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康妮!

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抱歉,各位,我無法控制我的四肢

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盧恰多,住手

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我辦不到,這不是我的錯

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他說的其實也沒錯

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這簡直一團混亂

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時尚混亂

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好,我喜歡這套造型

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如果我沒辦法透過時裝表達自我

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那就誰都別想!

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我不想破壞這麼精細的作品

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我真的很抱歉

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她會強迫他毀掉這整間學院

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我們得直搗黃龍

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對不起

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凱文在哪裡?

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快一點!可惡的時裝秀塞車

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- 凱文,我不知道該怎麼辦
- 抱歉

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盧恰多正在摧毀一切

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但愚蠢的力量布料根本天衣無縫

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不過縫製有一點粗糙

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等等,她不是說過學院開除她

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是因為她點子很危險和縫製很粗糙嗎?

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沒錯,謝了,凱文,我得掛電話了

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好,我也得掛電話了

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我很忙

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現在誰的點子才危險?

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還是我的

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很棒的評論

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少即是多

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我的力量布料!

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{\an8}邪惡織布機拳!

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(三州時裝學院)

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康妮!

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我要怎麼再找到我的靈魂伴侶?

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真抱歉,盧恰多

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我有一位高爾夫球球友是電視製作人

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今年夏天

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將會播出《我愛小盧》

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一群單身女性共同角逐盧恰多的愛

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莎莉,妳就是對的人

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小盧,但我如果是對的人
你墜飾裡面的人是誰?

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00:10:36,135 --> 00:10:37,553
是我鄰居戴夫

216
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:40,014
這是不同的愛,兄弟情

217
00:10:40,014 --> 00:10:41,849
好耶!他喜歡那個墜飾!

218
00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,684
你還是積極過頭了,戴夫

219
00:10:58,365 --> 00:11:00,451
倉鼠與葛蕾特

220
00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:09,460
是倉鼠

221
00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:11,337
倉鼠與葛蕾特

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00:11:12,838 --> 00:11:14,840
字幕翻譯: 高健銘