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Greetings, ladies.
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Happy birthday, Nordle.
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A new pair of loafers!
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With the upper heel
cushioning.
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My Achilles heel
is my Achilles heel.
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You remembered.
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Tobor, add these to
my loafer collection.
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Yes, sir.
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Wow.
Your place looks
so classy.
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Sparkling water.
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- Ooh!
- Ooh! Fancy!
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This is my first birthday
since Father's been gone.
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In fact, I've never had
a birthday party.
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You don't get
a birthday party, son.
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Turning a year older
is no accomplishment.
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Come back to me
when you invent your
first doomsday weapon.
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So today, I'm rolling
10 birthday parties
into one.
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First, we're gonna play
a rousing game of
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Pin the vertex
on the parabola,
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followed by
a math magician.
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His equations
are spell binding.
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- And then a dunk tank.
- With a clown?
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Close. An associate
professor of philosophy.
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And we'll top it all off
with some
Swedish anchovy cake.
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Oh, no.
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Hey, where are
you going, Tobor?
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We're on a very
tight schedule.
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- Nowhere. Bye.
- Ow! Okay.
All right. I'll leave.
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You don't have to...
Hi, Nordie.
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I'm so used to
your dad's killer robots
chasing me away.
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But I've never seen one run
from little old me.
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Aunt Lorraine?
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So your dad's
still in the slammer, huh?
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He's away.
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Gretel, Bailey.
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This is my Aunt Lorraine,
who lives in Reno,
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and is now inexplicably
in our midst.
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I'm sure she flew in
for your birthday.
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Uh...
Yeah, exactly.
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That's exactly
what I did.
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BRB.
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Happy birthday, Nordie.
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It's a carjack.
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You never know when
it'll come in handy.
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Gee, thanks.
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You know,
Nordle's dad and I grew up
in this house together.
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Well, I think I'm gonna
fix myself a snack.
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I hope I don't have to fight
any killer robots in there.
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Ugh! Stay out of there.
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Speaking of robots,
where is Tobor?
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The last
Swedish anchovy cake
of the day.
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May I have that
cake, please?
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Please, I need this cake
for a precocious little boy's
birthday.
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But I need this
for my cat Buttons.
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It's his birthday, too,
you know.
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I beg of you.
I'll do anything.
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Anything, you say?
Very well.
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I will wrestle you
for the cake.
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Let's rumble.
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Help!
Send the police now!
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Aunt Lorraine is like
a giant, impulsive child.
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She's gonna ruin
my meticulously
planned birthday.
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Ugh!
See what I mean?
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Spill it, Lorraine.
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Why are you
actually here?
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I swung by to
pick up my old guitar.
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I think it's in
my old practice room.
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You're a musician?
That's so cool.
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Yeah, I had
a big hit back in '96
called Bad Bad Heart.
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That single went platinum
in Liechtenstein.
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- Cool!
- Cool!
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Yes, yes. 1996 was
a good year for you.
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Anyhoo, it is my birthday,
and we have
a very tight schedule,
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so you'll
have to come back
another day.
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But I'm here now, Nordie.
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I've never been a planner
like you or your dad.
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I'm like the wind.
I live in the moment.
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Wind is not alive, Lorraine.
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It's a result
of pressure systems
and...
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Ugh!
You wouldn't
understand.
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Come on, Nordle.
She came all this way.
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- Let's just help your aunt
find her guitar.
- Yeah.
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I'll get a headstart.
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Last one to catch me
is one of my creditors.
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I called you guys
to arrest them.
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We will. we will.
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Just as soon as
the ref gets to
the count of three.
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- One, two--
- Aha!
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Ooh, so close.
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Ah! My old practice room.
Just like I left it.
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Ow! Well,
it's December
somewhere.
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- Found it.
- Oh! My guitar!
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Okay.
How do you...
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Oh, I gotta pitch out.
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I gotta pitch out.
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Ow!
I'm gonna...
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Okay, hold on.
I'm gonna
anchor myself.
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It's taking me.
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It's taking me.
I got it.
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All right.
You got what
you came for.
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Now you can leave.
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Not so fast.
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Hey! Who wants to hear
Bad Bad Heart live?
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- No one.
- Me, me, me!
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What's happening?
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Where'd she go?
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Hello? Kids?
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Nordle?
Anybody?
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Where am I?
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It looks just like
my practice room,
but backwards.
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And no doors out.
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Oh! A salad bar!
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Hello, Lorraine.
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Jack! What gives?
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Is this another one
of your weird mannequins
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with a prerecorded
message?
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I have trapped you
in an alternate dimension,
little sister.
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I got sick of you constantly
showing up unannounced
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and jamming out
to your awful music.
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Okay,
that only happened
like, 23 times.
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So I experimented
with the space-time
continuum.
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This way,
the next time
you came back
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and played your
wretched guitar again,
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you'd get sucked into
this other dimension.
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Sheesh!
You know, most people
just change the locks.
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Enjoy being trapped
in here forever.
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And the complimentary
salad bar.
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I mean,
I'm not a monster.
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There's no
Thousand Island dressing!
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You are monster!
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I'm getting out of here!
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She's gonna be
trapped in there forever
if we don't do something.
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Indeed she will.
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And now we can get back
to the festivities.
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But Nordle,
you can't leave
your estranged aunt
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in an alternate dimension
created by
your supervillain father,
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I don't care how good
the salad bar is.
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It's not that good.
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Father was right
to trap her.
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Lorraine only thinks
about herself.
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And right now
you're only thinking
about yourself.
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Okay, fine.
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If Father set up
all that stuff
in the other dimension,
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he must have used
some sort of exit
to get back out.
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Whoa!
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Well, that's the last
of the croutons.
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Nordie! Ah,
thank goodness
you're here.
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Did you happen to bring
any croutons with you?
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I can't believe
you could eat
at a time like this. Ugh!
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Now, there's gotta be
some kind
of hidden exit in here,
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or at least some way
to trigger it.
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When I'm stuck on a problem,
I take a little break
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and think about
something else.
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If you live in the moment,
solutions will come to you,
just like the wind.
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Ugh. How could you
be so different
from me and Father?
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Oh, you're more like me
than you think.
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You've got a good heart.
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Your father, though...
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Let me guess.
He has a bad heart.
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No, a bad, bad heart.
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I walked
right into that one.
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ You're so quick to judge ♪
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♪ You always hold a grudge ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ You only write me when
you use a poison pen ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ I know I stepped
across a couple of lines ♪
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♪ I got some tickets
and a bunch of fines ♪
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♪ But you won't even
look me in the eyes ♪
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♪ Even when
I'm trying to apologize ♪
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♪ You've done this
from the start ♪
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♪ It's tearing me apart ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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♪ Take this with
a grain of salt ♪
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♪ 'Cause we know
it's my fault ♪
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♪ You got a bad, bad heart ♪
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Ah. The people
of Liechtenstein
have pretty good taste.
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For Buttons!
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Hya-ha!
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Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
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Did you see
that small SUV
Luchador drives?
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Can you believe
he had this entire ring
disassembled in his trunk?
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Man, I gotta get
one of those SUVs.
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We are never
getting out of here.
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Oh, we'll be fine.
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Trust your Aunt Lorraine.
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You'll be surprised,
when you chill out
and have a good time
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answers can
come to you.
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You just got to
go with the flow.
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Hey!
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Whoa!
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Incoming.
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Ugh! Not olives!
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I hate olives!
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Me, too. See, Nordie?
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We have more in common
than you thought.
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Wait a second.
That's it.
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Look! If you hate olives,
Father probably knew
you wouldn't touch them.
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So...
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The way out is
through the olives!
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There's got to be
a switch at the bottom.
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Ugh! I guess it's time for me
to take one for the team.
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Oh! Auntie Lorraine.
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What are you doing?
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I'm trying to eat our way
to that switch.
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We could just scoop them
out of the way.
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Uh, yeah,
that makes more sense.
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I can see the switch
at the bottom!
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The portal is closing again.
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is that shrimp?
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That's not gonna
hold it for long.
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You go, Nordle.
I'll stay behind.
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I love
room temperature eggs.
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How am I get out?
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There's a tin
of half-eaten shrimp
in the way.
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I'll throw you through.
Your head'll knock
the tin out of the way.
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- What?
- Here we go.
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- No, no! Don't!
This is gonna hurt.
- Cover your head.
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It's the only way.
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You could
throw me feet first.
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Too late for that.
I've got too much
momentum.
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Ow!
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That was
every bit as painful
as I thought it would be.
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Auntie Lorraine!
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What are we
gonna do?
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Ooh! I got it.
I'll be right back.
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Curse my weak forearms!
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Phew!
Hey, you used
the carjack.
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I told you it would
come in handy.
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Thanks, Aunt Lorraine.
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I couldn't have
done it without you.
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And you know what?
I actually had fun
being trapped
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in another dimension
with you,
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even if it was
infested with olives.
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I had fun, too, Nordie.
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But what do you say
we get back to
your party itinerary?
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Meh. Let's just see
where the day takes us.
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Like the wind.
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That's not how
the wind works.
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Hey, I'm
the know-it-all here.
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There you are.
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Who is ready
for anchovy cake?
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I'm fish pastry intolerant.
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Yeah, me too.
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Uh, no, thanks.
I filled up on olives.
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Well, I'll certainly
have some.
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Thank goodness.
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Because I went
to great lengths
to get this cake.
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Ow!
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I need a doctor.
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♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪
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♪ It's Hamster ♪
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