1 00:00:29,690 --> 00:00:34,690 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:01:07,026 --> 00:01:08,560 Very impressive resume. 3 00:01:09,796 --> 00:01:14,801 4.0 GPA in your business classes and 3.5 overall. 4 00:01:18,137 --> 00:01:19,571 Four usually on the debating team. 5 00:01:19,604 --> 00:01:20,707 Yes, ma'am. 6 00:01:20,740 --> 00:01:23,275 Now really, how was that experience? 7 00:01:23,308 --> 00:01:24,342 Wonderful. 8 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:26,079 I mean, exciting to say the least. 9 00:01:26,112 --> 00:01:27,612 We traveled all over the country, 10 00:01:27,647 --> 00:01:31,583 probably went against future politicians, governors, mayors. 11 00:01:32,719 --> 00:01:35,788 Bottom line, Mrs. Johnson, is I'm a go-getter 12 00:01:35,822 --> 00:01:38,758 and I'm a hard worker and I would be honored 13 00:01:38,791 --> 00:01:40,159 if you would give me an opportunity 14 00:01:40,193 --> 00:01:41,060 right out of grad school 15 00:01:41,094 --> 00:01:42,294 to start with your company. 16 00:01:42,327 --> 00:01:44,429 Well, you applied for a data entry position. 17 00:01:45,530 --> 00:01:47,066 I mean, I have no doubt that you would do well, 18 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:48,333 given your skillset, 19 00:01:48,366 --> 00:01:52,739 but where do you see yourself within this company 20 00:01:52,772 --> 00:01:53,873 within 10 years? 21 00:01:56,175 --> 00:01:57,076 Honestly? 22 00:01:57,110 --> 00:01:57,977 Honestly. 23 00:02:00,278 --> 00:02:02,081 I see myself as the HR manager. 24 00:02:02,115 --> 00:02:03,582 My job. 25 00:02:03,615 --> 00:02:04,884 Yes, ma'am. 26 00:02:04,917 --> 00:02:05,785 Uh. 27 00:02:09,188 --> 00:02:10,857 I like your ambition. 28 00:02:12,390 --> 00:02:15,360 Welcome to Johnson and Shaw. 29 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,262 Really? 30 00:02:17,295 --> 00:02:19,766 Look, Ms. Johnson, thank you for the opportunity. 31 00:02:19,799 --> 00:02:20,465 All right. 32 00:02:20,499 --> 00:02:22,567 I promise you won't regret this. 33 00:02:22,601 --> 00:02:23,236 All right? 34 00:02:23,268 --> 00:02:24,804 Best decision you ever made. 35 00:02:24,837 --> 00:02:25,938 I'll see you on Monday. 36 00:02:34,312 --> 00:02:36,149 He took it to the left side 37 00:02:36,182 --> 00:02:37,784 and wound up going into two defenders. 38 00:02:37,817 --> 00:02:41,254 That was just a great play to split those two defenders 39 00:02:41,286 --> 00:02:43,156 by Paul Anthony to get into the paint. 40 00:02:43,189 --> 00:02:46,424 - What's up, Rob? - My man, right on time. 41 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,728 Yeah, ordered us some beers. 42 00:02:49,829 --> 00:02:51,197 Thanks. 43 00:02:51,230 --> 00:02:52,765 Tell me we're celebrating. 44 00:02:54,267 --> 00:02:56,535 Tell me we're celebrating. 45 00:02:58,104 --> 00:02:59,337 Hired on the spot. 46 00:02:59,371 --> 00:03:00,438 Yeah, yeah. 47 00:03:00,472 --> 00:03:01,473 Look, look, look. 48 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:02,374 Pay ain't all that good right now, 49 00:03:02,407 --> 00:03:04,043 but hey, it's a start, right? 50 00:03:04,076 --> 00:03:06,344 Stop tripping, it's a J. 51 00:03:06,378 --> 00:03:08,214 Guess all them late night study sessions 52 00:03:08,247 --> 00:03:09,982 with Jasmine paid off, huh? 53 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:12,285 You better call and thank her. 54 00:03:12,317 --> 00:03:14,352 Man, dude, don't even bring that girl up. 55 00:03:14,386 --> 00:03:15,855 You know it took my whole senior year 56 00:03:15,888 --> 00:03:18,523 just to get her ass out of my head. 57 00:03:18,557 --> 00:03:20,525 I bet her number's still saved in your phone. 58 00:03:20,559 --> 00:03:22,494 Hey, what you got it saved as? 59 00:03:22,527 --> 00:03:24,664 As in don't answer, as in I'm done answering 60 00:03:24,697 --> 00:03:26,666 all these mood killing ass questions, man. 61 00:03:26,699 --> 00:03:27,934 Come on, man. 62 00:03:27,967 --> 00:03:29,501 My bad, my bad. 63 00:03:32,205 --> 00:03:33,072 Mm. 64 00:03:37,944 --> 00:03:39,278 Good shot, good shot. 65 00:03:39,312 --> 00:03:41,546 Hey, you see them chicks over there? 66 00:03:41,580 --> 00:03:42,347 Where? 67 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,649 Over there. 68 00:03:44,784 --> 00:03:46,085 Where? 69 00:03:46,118 --> 00:03:49,354 Let's go say hi. 70 00:03:49,387 --> 00:03:50,323 Yeah? 71 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,389 Yeah. 72 00:03:51,423 --> 00:03:53,458 Let's go say hi. 73 00:03:53,491 --> 00:03:55,460 Oh, hell no, man. 74 00:03:55,493 --> 00:03:56,796 Look at them. 75 00:03:56,829 --> 00:04:00,099 Look, all they gonna do is ask us to buy them a drink 76 00:04:00,132 --> 00:04:02,434 and we ain't even gonna get no play. 77 00:04:02,467 --> 00:04:05,137 Between me and you, I'm down to my last $10 78 00:04:06,339 --> 00:04:08,975 and I need that to get home on the train. 79 00:04:09,008 --> 00:04:11,711 You can't let money interfere with fate. 80 00:04:12,778 --> 00:04:15,047 Walk, you're getting fat anyway. 81 00:04:16,816 --> 00:04:19,952 Besides one of them could be Mrs. David Russell. 82 00:04:24,056 --> 00:04:25,691 Man, we gotta find you a job. 83 00:04:25,725 --> 00:04:28,593 You're watching way too much romcoms when you broke. 84 00:04:34,499 --> 00:04:37,069 Look at her though. 85 00:04:37,103 --> 00:04:38,137 Yeah, they are fine. 86 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:41,974 I want that one. 87 00:04:42,909 --> 00:04:43,743 You know what? 88 00:04:43,776 --> 00:04:44,442 Come on. 89 00:04:44,476 --> 00:04:45,510 Let's go. 90 00:04:52,118 --> 00:04:54,020 - You all right? - Mm-hmm. 91 00:04:54,053 --> 00:04:54,921 Come on. 92 00:05:00,059 --> 00:05:01,093 Good evening, ladies. 93 00:05:02,094 --> 00:05:03,362 How are you doing this evening? 94 00:05:03,396 --> 00:05:04,297 Oh, we're good. 95 00:05:04,330 --> 00:05:06,666 We're just here to have drinks. 96 00:05:06,699 --> 00:05:07,565 Sorry, I don't mean to interrupt, 97 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,567 but my friend over here thinks 98 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:12,470 that you are absolutely breathtaking 99 00:05:13,372 --> 00:05:15,074 and he wanted to know if he can have 100 00:05:15,107 --> 00:05:18,576 the privilege and honor of just knowing your name. 101 00:05:18,610 --> 00:05:21,981 Oh, can your friend talk? 102 00:05:22,014 --> 00:05:23,448 Yes, I can, beautiful. 103 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:24,684 My name is Rob. 104 00:05:24,717 --> 00:05:28,020 My name is Michelle and this is my friend Stacy. 105 00:05:28,054 --> 00:05:28,921 Hi. 106 00:05:30,555 --> 00:05:32,091 How you doing Stacy? 107 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:32,992 My name is David. 108 00:05:34,260 --> 00:05:36,329 Nice to meet you, David. 109 00:05:36,362 --> 00:05:38,197 And congratulations on your new job. 110 00:05:40,199 --> 00:05:43,402 - You? - Yeah I did. 111 00:05:43,436 --> 00:05:44,837 You guys were pretty loud. 112 00:05:44,870 --> 00:05:47,572 Look, look, I'm sorry about all that, 113 00:05:47,605 --> 00:05:49,175 but thank you anyway. 114 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:50,508 No need to apologize. 115 00:05:50,542 --> 00:05:53,446 That is something most definitely worth celebrating. 116 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:54,981 How about I buy you a drink? 117 00:05:55,781 --> 00:05:57,549 Well actually, I was gonna see 118 00:05:57,582 --> 00:05:59,952 if I can buy you a real drink. 119 00:05:59,986 --> 00:06:01,187 Oh, you were? 120 00:06:02,554 --> 00:06:06,025 How 'bout you save your last $10 for something else. 121 00:06:07,960 --> 00:06:10,262 - You heard that too? - Uh-huh. 122 00:06:10,296 --> 00:06:11,831 Oh man, how embarrassing. 123 00:06:11,864 --> 00:06:14,166 Look, things are about to change, right? 124 00:06:14,200 --> 00:06:15,434 Yes, yes they are. 125 00:06:15,468 --> 00:06:16,601 Yes they are. 126 00:06:16,635 --> 00:06:19,805 Just know that you are a loud drunk. 127 00:06:22,008 --> 00:06:23,109 So, what do you do? 128 00:06:24,210 --> 00:06:25,211 I'm an entrepreneur. 129 00:06:25,244 --> 00:06:26,979 Oh, how exciting? 130 00:06:27,013 --> 00:06:28,613 You know, I thought about doing that as well, 131 00:06:28,647 --> 00:06:30,916 but I'm just so scared to quit nursing. 132 00:06:31,751 --> 00:06:35,553 Anyway, so what field are you in? 133 00:06:35,587 --> 00:06:36,655 Real estate? 134 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:39,792 You got your own coffee shop. 135 00:06:42,661 --> 00:06:45,931 I drive Uber. 136 00:06:45,965 --> 00:06:46,832 Are you okay? 137 00:06:50,102 --> 00:06:50,970 I'm good. 138 00:06:51,904 --> 00:06:52,905 Yeah girl, I'm a hustler. 139 00:06:52,938 --> 00:06:54,807 I just signed up on Lyft too. 140 00:06:56,008 --> 00:06:56,942 Oh my God. 141 00:06:58,644 --> 00:07:01,247 So, I'm gonna give you a call, right? 142 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:02,415 No you not. 143 00:07:02,448 --> 00:07:03,649 How you gonna do that? 144 00:07:03,682 --> 00:07:05,684 I haven't even given you my number. 145 00:07:07,619 --> 00:07:09,554 You're gonna give it to me, right? 146 00:07:10,588 --> 00:07:13,025 I'm not looking for a relationship. 147 00:07:13,059 --> 00:07:16,962 Well, neither am I, look, I can cook you something. 148 00:07:17,730 --> 00:07:19,198 You like soul food? 149 00:07:20,099 --> 00:07:21,100 I'm from Louisiana. 150 00:07:21,133 --> 00:07:22,401 What you got? 151 00:07:22,435 --> 00:07:26,539 Oh, see, okay, I got some smothered chicken and rice, 152 00:07:26,571 --> 00:07:30,309 some mac and cheese, some candied yams. 153 00:07:30,342 --> 00:07:34,246 Some cornbread, it'll knock your socks off, girl. 154 00:07:34,280 --> 00:07:36,048 So, what you say? 155 00:07:36,082 --> 00:07:38,517 You know, I buy my groceries, I come to your house. 156 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:41,554 No, I'll come to your house. 157 00:07:41,586 --> 00:07:43,322 Give me your number. 158 00:07:43,355 --> 00:07:45,124 And no funny business either. 159 00:07:45,157 --> 00:07:46,624 I always carry my nine. 160 00:07:47,393 --> 00:07:49,594 Oh, no guns. 161 00:07:50,595 --> 00:07:51,797 I carry my nine two. 162 00:07:57,937 --> 00:08:01,340 Well, it was a pleasure to meet you, Stacy. 163 00:08:01,373 --> 00:08:03,242 Likewise, Mr. David. 164 00:08:04,543 --> 00:08:05,377 Look, I'm gonna give you a call 165 00:08:05,411 --> 00:08:06,645 and we'll set that thing up. 166 00:08:06,679 --> 00:08:07,813 You better. 167 00:08:07,847 --> 00:08:10,382 Don't make me regret giving you my number. 168 00:08:10,416 --> 00:08:11,616 Oh, I promise. 169 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:14,053 Have a good night. 170 00:08:15,287 --> 00:08:16,155 You too. 171 00:08:17,089 --> 00:08:19,391 Text me when you make it home, okay. 172 00:08:19,425 --> 00:08:20,292 Will do. 173 00:08:24,530 --> 00:08:25,731 - Bye. - Bye. 174 00:08:32,738 --> 00:08:35,241 Man, tonight was a good night. 175 00:08:35,274 --> 00:08:36,976 Yes sir, yes sir. 176 00:09:41,607 --> 00:09:43,475 This fruit is so amazing. 177 00:09:46,745 --> 00:09:48,714 I had a great time with you today. 178 00:09:50,349 --> 00:09:53,185 Bike riding, feeding the fish. 179 00:09:53,219 --> 00:09:55,020 I mean, the seagulls were cool too 180 00:09:55,054 --> 00:09:57,122 till they almost ripped my finger up. 181 00:09:58,357 --> 00:09:59,525 That's because you're supposed to throw 182 00:09:59,558 --> 00:10:01,160 the food up in the air. 183 00:10:01,193 --> 00:10:02,494 Not supposed to hold out your palm 184 00:10:02,528 --> 00:10:04,330 and let 'em eat from your hand. 185 00:10:04,363 --> 00:10:06,899 Come on, you're not feeding no damn Shih Tzu. 186 00:10:09,168 --> 00:10:12,438 I'm really glad that you came out here with me today. 187 00:10:12,471 --> 00:10:13,640 Yeah. 188 00:10:13,673 --> 00:10:15,441 I'm even more glad that you had a good time. 189 00:10:17,076 --> 00:10:20,879 I come out here a lot, kind of think and relaxed, you know? 190 00:10:20,913 --> 00:10:22,381 Yeah. 191 00:10:22,414 --> 00:10:24,083 You know, this scenery will most definitely 192 00:10:24,116 --> 00:10:25,751 make you forget about the real world. 193 00:10:25,784 --> 00:10:26,952 Indeed. 194 00:10:26,986 --> 00:10:29,622 So, when was the last time you were here? 195 00:10:29,656 --> 00:10:31,023 You know, just to relax. 196 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:33,559 It's been awhile. 197 00:10:33,592 --> 00:10:34,526 Yeah. 198 00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:35,961 Probably about a year or so. 199 00:10:38,097 --> 00:10:39,965 I used to come out here early in the morning 200 00:10:39,999 --> 00:10:42,901 and just swim as far as I could. 201 00:10:46,038 --> 00:10:46,905 From her. 202 00:10:48,307 --> 00:10:49,174 Her? 203 00:10:50,276 --> 00:10:51,176 What do you mean? 204 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,880 Somebody I used to date? 205 00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:56,115 Oh. 206 00:10:57,516 --> 00:11:00,019 You know, it's funny, we started off as good friends. 207 00:11:00,619 --> 00:11:01,688 We had mutual friends 208 00:11:01,721 --> 00:11:02,988 so we used to always hang out together, 209 00:11:03,022 --> 00:11:07,159 party together, probably said bye and hugged 210 00:11:07,192 --> 00:11:08,427 a thousand times. 211 00:11:09,962 --> 00:11:13,667 Just one day after a group study session we hugged goodbye 212 00:11:13,700 --> 00:11:15,301 and I don't know, 213 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:19,104 something was different, something sparked. 214 00:11:20,539 --> 00:11:22,676 Yeah. 215 00:11:22,709 --> 00:11:26,278 So, we went out a couple of times, kissed, 216 00:11:27,579 --> 00:11:30,983 hold hands, and expressed feelings for one another. 217 00:11:31,016 --> 00:11:33,319 You know, all that honeymooning crap. 218 00:11:34,920 --> 00:11:37,489 Did everything you do in a relationship, 219 00:11:37,523 --> 00:11:39,793 but we never had sex though. 220 00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:41,460 Really? 221 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,361 I mean, why not? 222 00:11:43,128 --> 00:11:44,930 What was holding you two back? 223 00:11:46,432 --> 00:11:49,234 Well, she was kinda already involved with somebody else. 224 00:11:49,268 --> 00:11:50,502 Oh. 225 00:11:50,536 --> 00:11:53,138 And so she didn't wanna cheat on her boyfriend. 226 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:54,873 Least not sexually anyway. 227 00:11:57,076 --> 00:12:00,479 Sounds like she was leading you on. 228 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,447 I'm sorry. 229 00:12:01,480 --> 00:12:02,614 Oh no, no, it's cool. 230 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:06,151 After a while I just told her I couldn't do this anymore 231 00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:09,121 and stopped answering her calls. 232 00:12:13,058 --> 00:12:16,862 You must a really loved her, huh? 233 00:12:16,895 --> 00:12:18,230 Yeah, I did. 234 00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:21,166 You know, the funniest thing is, 235 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,770 is I didn't even realize how much until I ghosted her. 236 00:12:23,803 --> 00:12:24,870 You know? 237 00:12:27,707 --> 00:12:31,510 So, do you still love her? 238 00:12:32,645 --> 00:12:35,447 I mean, have you truly moved on? 239 00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:37,383 Oh yeah. 240 00:12:37,416 --> 00:12:40,519 Look, trust me, that ship has sailed a long time ago. 241 00:12:42,121 --> 00:12:45,357 There's only one woman that has my interest now. 242 00:12:45,391 --> 00:12:49,495 One woman that has my full, undivided attention. 243 00:12:49,528 --> 00:12:50,396 Oh yeah? 244 00:12:51,463 --> 00:12:53,065 Wonder who she is. 245 00:14:50,048 --> 00:14:52,417 So, who knew the Uber, Lyft entrepreneur 246 00:14:52,451 --> 00:14:56,355 was such a great cook and a wonderful dancer? 247 00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:58,090 I did. 248 00:14:58,858 --> 00:15:01,126 I'm happy you found out though. 249 00:15:01,159 --> 00:15:04,931 See, can't go judging the car by the rim. 250 00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:06,766 You fucking it up, but okay. 251 00:15:07,967 --> 00:15:11,336 So, I see you really love cooking. 252 00:15:11,370 --> 00:15:12,772 You take a lot of pride in it. 253 00:15:12,805 --> 00:15:13,873 You ever thought about, 254 00:15:13,907 --> 00:15:15,440 you know, doing it full time? 255 00:15:17,142 --> 00:15:20,713 So, put my Uber, Lyft business on a back burner? 256 00:15:20,747 --> 00:15:23,482 Yeah, I mean, you can always come back to that. 257 00:15:27,519 --> 00:15:28,655 You know what? 258 00:15:28,688 --> 00:15:30,723 I got a friend that got his own restaurant 259 00:15:31,658 --> 00:15:33,125 and he looking for a cook. 260 00:15:35,527 --> 00:15:36,395 Your dry. 261 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:46,271 Thank you. 262 00:15:47,674 --> 00:15:49,408 But I'm a chef, not a cook. 263 00:15:50,275 --> 00:15:52,377 I don't wanna work for anyone. 264 00:15:59,585 --> 00:16:00,787 You can do this. 265 00:16:00,820 --> 00:16:02,487 We all gotta start somewhere. 266 00:16:02,521 --> 00:16:04,857 You'd have your own catering business in no time. 267 00:16:05,925 --> 00:16:08,661 - And one more thing. - What's that? 268 00:16:08,695 --> 00:16:09,629 I'm never dry. 269 00:16:31,617 --> 00:16:32,551 Ms. Johnson, 270 00:16:32,584 --> 00:16:33,385 I'm gone for the day. 271 00:16:33,418 --> 00:16:34,887 Where you going in such a hurry? 272 00:16:34,921 --> 00:16:36,588 Oh, I got a hot date tonight. 273 00:16:36,622 --> 00:16:38,490 Oh, go ahead with your bad self. 274 00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:39,458 Look, I'll see you tomorrow, okay? 275 00:16:39,491 --> 00:16:41,493 - All right, okay. - All right. 276 00:16:46,065 --> 00:16:48,367 Thank you for that wonderful meal, bae. 277 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,636 You're welcome, babe. 278 00:16:49,669 --> 00:16:53,205 - Happy one year anniversary. - Same to you. 279 00:16:53,238 --> 00:16:54,107 I got a little something for you. 280 00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,307 You do? 281 00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,377 My favorite words, you have something for me. 282 00:16:59,946 --> 00:17:02,915 Hey baby, you got a little lipstick on your teeth. 283 00:17:02,949 --> 00:17:04,549 - What? - Yeah. 284 00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:07,552 Oh man, bae, you know I hate that. 285 00:17:18,497 --> 00:17:21,166 Baby, there's nothing on my- 286 00:17:22,635 --> 00:17:27,172 - Stacy, baby I love you so much. 287 00:17:28,507 --> 00:17:30,175 I mean, from the first day that I met you, 288 00:17:30,208 --> 00:17:32,611 I knew there was something special about you. 289 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:34,814 Something special about us. 290 00:17:36,448 --> 00:17:38,718 You make me wanna believe in myself again. 291 00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:41,954 You're perfect. 292 00:17:43,288 --> 00:17:45,357 Because of you, I believe in miracles 293 00:17:46,291 --> 00:17:48,493 'cause I know God made you just for me. 294 00:17:50,029 --> 00:17:51,563 I wake up every morning 295 00:17:51,596 --> 00:17:54,634 so happy and joy in my spirit, in my heart 296 00:17:54,667 --> 00:17:58,503 and I wanna continue to have that type of happiness 297 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,505 every day for the rest of my life. 298 00:18:02,374 --> 00:18:03,810 So, I'm asking. 299 00:18:05,011 --> 00:18:08,380 Stacy, will you marry me? 300 00:18:10,215 --> 00:18:11,918 Yes. 301 00:18:11,951 --> 00:18:12,885 - Yes. - Yeah? 302 00:18:29,501 --> 00:18:33,371 I love you too. 303 00:18:35,208 --> 00:18:36,976 So, David finally put a ring on it, huh? 304 00:18:37,009 --> 00:18:39,277 Yes, he did. 305 00:18:39,311 --> 00:18:41,814 Look at that rock, girl, it's gorgeous. 306 00:18:41,848 --> 00:18:42,715 Thank you. 307 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:45,852 And what do you mean, finally? 308 00:18:45,885 --> 00:18:47,653 We've only been dating a year. 309 00:18:53,659 --> 00:18:56,294 Oh yeah, bae, you all can put the table there. 310 00:19:00,066 --> 00:19:01,067 All right, that's it for now. 311 00:19:01,100 --> 00:19:02,835 You can go ahead and take a break. 312 00:19:03,636 --> 00:19:05,403 - I'm tired. - Thank you. 313 00:19:05,437 --> 00:19:06,338 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 314 00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:07,240 You're thirsty, right? 315 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:08,573 Can you all get us some water? 316 00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:09,474 What? 317 00:19:10,877 --> 00:19:12,410 I thought we was on break? 318 00:19:13,445 --> 00:19:16,281 Go ahead, rest from barking orders. 319 00:19:16,314 --> 00:19:18,017 Y'all must be parched. 320 00:19:18,050 --> 00:19:19,218 Come on, man. 321 00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:21,854 You're so good to me, babe. 322 00:19:21,888 --> 00:19:23,055 He's amazing. 323 00:19:24,322 --> 00:19:25,490 What's wrong with you, man? 324 00:19:25,524 --> 00:19:27,894 Come on, man, you know what they say, right? 325 00:19:27,927 --> 00:19:29,762 Happy wife, happy life. 326 00:19:30,997 --> 00:19:33,331 Why do you think they got no slogans for me? 327 00:19:33,365 --> 00:19:35,968 Like more sucky, happy hubby. 328 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,674 Something wrong with you, man? 329 00:19:42,642 --> 00:19:44,442 - Come on. - That's not true. 330 00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:52,785 No, I always knew you'd be the first one 331 00:19:52,819 --> 00:19:53,886 to get out the game. 332 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,987 These streets ain't shit. 333 00:19:56,189 --> 00:19:58,456 So, how'd it feel to be making that plunge? 334 00:19:59,391 --> 00:20:01,060 I'm not gonna lie. 335 00:20:01,093 --> 00:20:02,460 It feel good, man. 336 00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:05,798 I mean, she's perfect, dude. 337 00:20:05,832 --> 00:20:07,332 She beautiful. 338 00:20:07,365 --> 00:20:08,201 She's smart. 339 00:20:08,234 --> 00:20:10,069 She got a good job. 340 00:20:10,102 --> 00:20:11,003 I mean, we don't argue. 341 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:12,171 We don't fight. 342 00:20:12,205 --> 00:20:13,072 She don't complain. 343 00:20:13,105 --> 00:20:14,640 I mean, none of that silly shit. 344 00:20:15,540 --> 00:20:18,177 She laugh at all my corny-ass jokes. 345 00:20:18,211 --> 00:20:20,512 Oh, and getting it every night. 346 00:20:20,545 --> 00:20:21,848 Every night, getting it in. 347 00:20:21,881 --> 00:20:22,949 You know what I'm saying? 348 00:20:22,982 --> 00:20:25,051 Hey, I'm going out on top like MJ, baby. 349 00:20:25,084 --> 00:20:27,552 You must be forgetting them years at Washington. 350 00:20:29,121 --> 00:20:31,090 So, when the wedding anyway? 351 00:20:31,123 --> 00:20:31,991 In three months, dude, 352 00:20:32,024 --> 00:20:33,159 I can't wait, bro. 353 00:20:33,192 --> 00:20:35,328 Hey, it's gonna be off the hook. 354 00:20:35,360 --> 00:20:36,929 I'm only doing this once. 355 00:20:36,963 --> 00:20:38,331 But, that's paid for. 356 00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:42,869 Now your best man could come up with your bachelor party. 357 00:20:42,902 --> 00:20:44,003 Hey, Hey, you better make it epic too. 358 00:20:44,036 --> 00:20:44,737 Oh, it's gonna be dope. 359 00:20:44,770 --> 00:20:46,172 Yeah, I'm serious. 360 00:20:46,205 --> 00:20:49,075 And then we can see if you and her survive cohabitation. 361 00:20:51,811 --> 00:20:52,745 Cohabitation? 362 00:20:53,679 --> 00:20:54,780 What you mean by that? 363 00:20:56,148 --> 00:20:57,783 I mean, I know I'm moving into her apartment and all, 364 00:20:57,817 --> 00:20:59,517 but you know, ain't shit gonna change, man. 365 00:20:59,551 --> 00:21:01,087 - You know that. - Nah. 366 00:21:03,222 --> 00:21:04,223 Nigger, do you hear yourself? 367 00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:06,625 You don't even believe that shit. 368 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,328 I'm saying it. 369 00:21:09,362 --> 00:21:10,897 I mean, yeah, yeah, it's her apartment, 370 00:21:10,930 --> 00:21:13,598 but she gonna know I'm the man of the house. 371 00:21:13,633 --> 00:21:14,834 - I'm the man. - You're the man. 372 00:21:14,867 --> 00:21:16,434 - Gonna put my foot down. - Put that foot down. 373 00:21:16,468 --> 00:21:17,904 Rules down, yeah. 374 00:21:17,937 --> 00:21:18,603 You know how it go. 375 00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:19,772 This shit ain't gonna last. 376 00:21:24,476 --> 00:21:26,045 What you mean by that, man? 377 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,682 So, he paying the bills, right? 378 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:33,085 We haven't quite discussed that just yet. 379 00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:34,854 I mean the rent is really high 380 00:21:34,887 --> 00:21:36,488 and he doesn't make a ton of money. 381 00:21:36,521 --> 00:21:38,157 Girl, he broke? 382 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:39,859 No, no he's not necessarily broke, 383 00:21:39,892 --> 00:21:42,895 but he's not on a nurse's salary. 384 00:21:42,929 --> 00:21:44,964 I hear you, but I make Rob pay the rent 385 00:21:44,997 --> 00:21:46,065 and the cable bill. 386 00:21:46,098 --> 00:21:47,233 You do? 387 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,600 Yeah, he wanted to go half on everything. 388 00:21:48,634 --> 00:21:50,770 I told that nigger, "We ain't roommates. 389 00:21:50,803 --> 00:21:52,604 I don't fuck my roommates." 390 00:21:52,638 --> 00:21:54,640 Michelle, Rob cannot afford your lifestyle. 391 00:21:54,674 --> 00:21:56,242 I mean, I help out with the food 392 00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,610 and the lights and some other stuff. 393 00:22:00,179 --> 00:22:01,579 But, it's no all about the money. 394 00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:02,480 Yeah, you're right. 395 00:22:02,514 --> 00:22:04,016 I love his silly little ass. 396 00:22:05,318 --> 00:22:06,953 And girl, he loves me. 397 00:22:06,986 --> 00:22:08,020 He is silly. 398 00:22:08,054 --> 00:22:08,955 Every day after work, 399 00:22:10,089 --> 00:22:13,392 we take a shower and he rubs my feet. 400 00:22:13,426 --> 00:22:14,927 - What? - And he tells me 401 00:22:14,961 --> 00:22:16,095 about his day. 402 00:22:16,128 --> 00:22:17,396 Sounds like he'll be popping 403 00:22:17,430 --> 00:22:18,998 a big question pretty soon. 404 00:22:19,031 --> 00:22:20,800 Girl, I already told him my ring size. 405 00:22:20,833 --> 00:22:21,667 You didn't. 406 00:22:21,701 --> 00:22:23,002 Seven. 407 00:22:23,035 --> 00:22:25,738 And you know, I don't care how much the ring costs, 408 00:22:25,771 --> 00:22:28,174 but it gotta be at least two carets. 409 00:22:28,207 --> 00:22:30,209 - Two carets? - Yeah. 410 00:22:30,242 --> 00:22:31,110 Wow. 411 00:22:53,299 --> 00:22:54,300 David? 412 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:57,136 Is that you? 413 00:22:57,169 --> 00:22:58,104 Jasmine? 414 00:22:58,137 --> 00:22:59,205 Oh my gosh. 415 00:23:00,572 --> 00:23:01,907 It's so good to see you. 416 00:23:01,941 --> 00:23:03,376 I love the suit. 417 00:23:03,409 --> 00:23:04,542 - Thank you, thank you. - You crossing? 418 00:23:04,576 --> 00:23:05,745 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 419 00:23:07,113 --> 00:23:08,513 What are you doing? 420 00:23:08,546 --> 00:23:10,116 You are looking at the newest team member 421 00:23:10,149 --> 00:23:12,517 of Exquisite Marketing. 422 00:23:12,550 --> 00:23:13,886 Congratulations. 423 00:23:13,919 --> 00:23:15,221 Thank you. 424 00:23:15,254 --> 00:23:16,322 I'm actually about to meet up with my girlfriends 425 00:23:16,355 --> 00:23:17,189 at the bar to celebrate. 426 00:23:17,223 --> 00:23:18,657 You should come. 427 00:23:18,691 --> 00:23:21,160 It'd give us some time to catch up before I move to Austin. 428 00:23:21,193 --> 00:23:23,462 Oh, moving to Austin, huh? 429 00:23:23,496 --> 00:23:24,797 - Yeah. - Good. 430 00:23:24,830 --> 00:23:27,133 See you putting that business degree to work, I see. 431 00:23:27,166 --> 00:23:28,300 Indeed. 432 00:23:28,334 --> 00:23:31,303 Look, I would love to come, but I can't. 433 00:23:31,337 --> 00:23:32,304 Kinda gotta be somewhere. 434 00:23:32,338 --> 00:23:33,172 I get it. 435 00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:34,240 You still have my number? 436 00:23:35,274 --> 00:23:37,009 Yes, I do. 437 00:23:37,043 --> 00:23:39,478 Well, then I look forward to hearing from you. 438 00:23:39,512 --> 00:23:40,578 Okay. 439 00:23:41,579 --> 00:23:44,784 - It was good seeing you. - Likewise. 440 00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:20,286 - Hey bae, that you? - Hey, babe. 441 00:24:20,319 --> 00:24:21,454 I didn't mean to wake you. 442 00:24:21,487 --> 00:24:22,655 It's okay. 443 00:24:22,688 --> 00:24:23,889 How was your day? 444 00:24:24,957 --> 00:24:25,825 Long. 445 00:24:26,992 --> 00:24:29,095 Anything interesting happen? 446 00:24:32,164 --> 00:24:33,032 No. 447 00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:35,334 Same o', same o'. 448 00:24:37,570 --> 00:24:39,405 Goodnight, bae. 449 00:24:39,438 --> 00:24:40,639 Goodnight. 450 00:24:52,485 --> 00:24:54,453 My dude, you showed so much restraint 451 00:24:54,487 --> 00:24:56,956 by not taking that drink with Jasmine. 452 00:24:56,989 --> 00:24:59,325 Apart from the obvious though, being Stacy, 453 00:25:01,160 --> 00:25:02,061 why didn't you? 454 00:25:03,362 --> 00:25:06,532 Why didn't I, are you serious? 455 00:25:06,565 --> 00:25:08,667 Let me ask you a question, man. 456 00:25:08,701 --> 00:25:10,769 Would you give an alcoholic a drink? 457 00:25:11,604 --> 00:25:14,740 Or a fat kid on a diet some cake? 458 00:25:14,773 --> 00:25:17,443 Or better yet a junkie a hit? 459 00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:19,145 Yeah. 460 00:25:19,178 --> 00:25:21,480 So, Jasmine a bad drug? 461 00:25:21,514 --> 00:25:23,415 The worst kind, my dude. 462 00:25:23,449 --> 00:25:24,350 The worst kind. 463 00:25:26,485 --> 00:25:27,153 Crack. 464 00:25:28,387 --> 00:25:30,256 More like meth, you hear what I'm saying? 465 00:25:31,590 --> 00:25:34,460 One hit and Stacy gonna be up, putting up posters, 466 00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:36,595 passing out flyers, asking strangers, 467 00:25:36,630 --> 00:25:37,830 "Have you seen this man?" 468 00:25:37,863 --> 00:25:39,064 Man, whatever, dude. 469 00:25:39,098 --> 00:25:40,499 Look, that's why I had to get up out of there. 470 00:25:40,533 --> 00:25:41,600 You see what I'm saying? 471 00:25:41,635 --> 00:25:43,736 Look, I got a good thing going with Stace. 472 00:25:43,769 --> 00:25:46,472 I ain't trying to mess that up, you know? 473 00:25:46,505 --> 00:25:49,441 I mean she's smart, she's beautiful, 474 00:25:49,475 --> 00:25:51,110 she take good care of me. 475 00:25:51,143 --> 00:25:52,845 Look, I don't need any distractions 476 00:25:52,878 --> 00:25:54,648 and I damn sure don't need any words, 477 00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:57,716 if you know what I'm talking about. 478 00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,918 So, how she look? 479 00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:03,088 Dude, finer the a mother fucker, man. 480 00:26:03,122 --> 00:26:06,759 I'm telling you, man, she has not changed since college. 481 00:26:07,661 --> 00:26:11,330 I mean her smile, her hair, her lips, 482 00:26:11,363 --> 00:26:15,834 her feet, them legs, that bodied, that ass. 483 00:26:15,868 --> 00:26:17,236 Boy, still looking good. 484 00:26:19,138 --> 00:26:20,472 Rob? 485 00:26:20,506 --> 00:26:21,675 What the hell you doing? 486 00:26:21,707 --> 00:26:22,676 Don't stop. 487 00:26:22,708 --> 00:26:23,742 How her ass taste? 488 00:26:23,776 --> 00:26:24,810 Man, shut the hell up, man. 489 00:26:24,843 --> 00:26:26,312 You stupid fool. 490 00:26:26,345 --> 00:26:28,013 I forgot you ain't went there far. 491 00:26:28,047 --> 00:26:29,315 Whatever. 492 00:26:29,348 --> 00:26:32,451 Oh, you know she moving to Austin, right? 493 00:26:32,484 --> 00:26:33,852 - Oh yeah? - Yup. 494 00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:38,224 So, that's the universe doing you want to Stacy a favor. 495 00:26:39,124 --> 00:26:40,459 Stacy love you. 496 00:26:43,663 --> 00:26:45,431 Stay away from Jasmine's fine ass. 497 00:26:46,532 --> 00:26:48,033 You know you're not helping, right? 498 00:26:48,067 --> 00:26:51,170 I'm not supposed to. 499 00:26:51,804 --> 00:26:52,938 Yeah, you're right. 500 00:26:52,972 --> 00:26:54,641 She is finer than a mother fucker, though. 501 00:26:54,674 --> 00:26:56,108 Boy, mm, mm, mm. 502 00:26:57,343 --> 00:27:00,312 Her mama got some good genes, you hear what I'm saying? 503 00:27:00,346 --> 00:27:03,382 She gonna mess around, get her bills paid. 504 00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:04,550 Not by me though. 505 00:27:10,724 --> 00:27:13,125 - Oh, I'm home. - Hey, bae. 506 00:27:15,729 --> 00:27:16,562 Long day at work? 507 00:27:16,595 --> 00:27:18,732 You have no idea. 508 00:27:18,764 --> 00:27:20,799 But I'm home now. 509 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,535 Missed you too. 510 00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:26,438 Getting some work done? 511 00:27:26,472 --> 00:27:27,641 Yeah. 512 00:27:27,674 --> 00:27:29,475 My supervisor granted me with the pleasure 513 00:27:29,508 --> 00:27:31,010 of writing her oral presentation 514 00:27:31,043 --> 00:27:32,778 for tomorrow's meeting. 515 00:27:33,545 --> 00:27:35,247 Tony quit, so now I'm gifted 516 00:27:35,281 --> 00:27:38,384 with more responsibility and the pressure 517 00:27:38,417 --> 00:27:39,551 if it all goes wrong. 518 00:27:40,486 --> 00:27:41,820 Ah, any raise in pay? 519 00:27:41,854 --> 00:27:44,490 No, well not yet at least. 520 00:27:45,424 --> 00:27:47,092 Hopefully if this all goes well, 521 00:27:47,126 --> 00:27:48,827 I eventually be shift supervisor. 522 00:27:50,029 --> 00:27:53,667 Well, I know everything's gonna work out in the end. 523 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:55,301 I hope so. 524 00:27:55,334 --> 00:27:55,702 You hungry? 525 00:27:55,735 --> 00:27:57,169 Hell yes. 526 00:27:57,202 --> 00:28:00,774 I had to skip lunch today I had so much work to catch up on. 527 00:28:00,806 --> 00:28:01,708 What you got? 528 00:28:01,741 --> 00:28:02,875 Chicken salad coming right up. 529 00:28:02,908 --> 00:28:04,610 Ooh, that's what I'm talking about? 530 00:28:04,644 --> 00:28:05,779 Did you get my favorite dressing? 531 00:28:05,811 --> 00:28:07,146 - I did. - The balsamic? 532 00:28:07,179 --> 00:28:09,515 - Yes. - You know I like that. 533 00:28:09,548 --> 00:28:10,382 I got you. 534 00:28:10,416 --> 00:28:11,050 Oh man. 535 00:28:11,083 --> 00:28:12,851 See what's on this TV. 536 00:28:16,522 --> 00:28:17,556 News. 537 00:28:19,091 --> 00:28:21,393 Look at that baby, more drama. 538 00:28:21,427 --> 00:28:22,861 Yep, as usual. 539 00:28:23,797 --> 00:28:24,664 Oh thanks, Stace. 540 00:28:24,698 --> 00:28:25,964 You're welcome, bae. 541 00:28:25,998 --> 00:28:28,300 Just make sure you don't waste any of it on my couch. 542 00:28:28,334 --> 00:28:30,903 You know, I usually don't allow people to eat over here. 543 00:28:32,806 --> 00:28:33,906 Excuse me? 544 00:28:34,606 --> 00:28:35,474 What? 545 00:28:36,875 --> 00:28:38,977 This is your couch? 546 00:28:39,011 --> 00:28:41,313 You usually don't let people eat over here? 547 00:28:42,247 --> 00:28:45,017 Look, babe, this is our house now, okay? 548 00:28:45,050 --> 00:28:46,919 Which means this is our couch 549 00:28:46,952 --> 00:28:49,321 and I can eat anywhere I want to, all right? 550 00:28:50,022 --> 00:28:51,190 Take it easy, bae, okay? 551 00:28:51,223 --> 00:28:52,491 I didn't mean anything by it. 552 00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:55,628 Look, I just like for things to stay nice and neat. 553 00:28:55,662 --> 00:28:56,929 Yeah, okay. 554 00:28:56,962 --> 00:28:59,531 Besides, I paid $3,000 for that couch 555 00:28:59,565 --> 00:29:00,700 and I got it before we met. 556 00:29:00,734 --> 00:29:02,067 - So. - So what? 557 00:29:02,101 --> 00:29:03,770 What you trying to say? 558 00:29:03,803 --> 00:29:05,270 What, I wasn't shooting with you in the gym? 559 00:29:05,304 --> 00:29:08,407 Is that what you're trying to tell me? 560 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:09,908 You know what? 561 00:29:09,942 --> 00:29:11,543 I'm gonna go buy my own couch. 562 00:29:11,577 --> 00:29:13,312 That way I can sit there, 563 00:29:13,345 --> 00:29:15,581 eat there, sleep there, and do whatever I want to. 564 00:29:15,614 --> 00:29:16,548 How about that? 565 00:29:16,582 --> 00:29:17,616 Why are you fronting? 566 00:29:17,650 --> 00:29:19,251 Now you know you need to save up. 567 00:29:19,284 --> 00:29:21,855 Oh, so you talking shit now. 568 00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,155 Don't curse at me. 569 00:29:23,188 --> 00:29:24,824 I'll say whatever the fuck I want to. 570 00:29:24,858 --> 00:29:25,924 How about that? 571 00:29:31,330 --> 00:29:32,131 Know what? 572 00:29:32,164 --> 00:29:35,000 Look, let's not do this, all right? 573 00:29:35,033 --> 00:29:37,302 I don't even know why we arguing anyway. 574 00:29:37,336 --> 00:29:39,739 Something about this being your house, 575 00:29:39,773 --> 00:29:43,208 your couch, your rules when I pay half the bills up in here. 576 00:29:43,242 --> 00:29:44,610 That's what this is about. 577 00:29:44,644 --> 00:29:45,911 Really, David? 578 00:29:45,944 --> 00:29:47,012 Really? 579 00:29:50,315 --> 00:29:52,084 I'm just gonna go take a shower. 580 00:29:52,117 --> 00:29:53,452 Thank you for dinner. 581 00:29:59,659 --> 00:30:01,661 Unbelievable. 582 00:30:01,694 --> 00:30:02,961 Unbelievable. 583 00:33:24,063 --> 00:33:25,130 Hello? 584 00:33:26,131 --> 00:33:27,199 Hey. 585 00:33:29,802 --> 00:33:31,370 Look, I'm headed to work. 586 00:33:32,137 --> 00:33:33,171 Okay. 587 00:33:34,272 --> 00:33:36,676 Hey look, I'm sorry about last night. 588 00:33:36,709 --> 00:33:38,745 I really didn't mean anything by it. 589 00:33:40,345 --> 00:33:44,216 Look, I know, all is forgiven. 590 00:33:44,249 --> 00:33:45,617 It's in the past. 591 00:33:46,418 --> 00:33:48,153 Okay, so, I'll see you later. 592 00:33:48,186 --> 00:33:49,254 You bet. 593 00:33:52,825 --> 00:33:54,192 Have a good day at work. 594 00:33:55,594 --> 00:33:56,461 You too. 595 00:34:24,991 --> 00:34:25,992 Ms. Johnson, you wanted to see me? 596 00:34:26,025 --> 00:34:28,293 Yes, have a seat, have a seat. 597 00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:30,863 Is something wrong? 598 00:34:30,897 --> 00:34:31,731 Oh no, no, no. 599 00:34:31,764 --> 00:34:33,231 On the contrary, 600 00:34:33,265 --> 00:34:36,035 I just wanna thank you for a great job 601 00:34:36,069 --> 00:34:37,202 that you are doing. 602 00:34:37,235 --> 00:34:39,204 Much appreciated. 603 00:34:39,237 --> 00:34:41,306 Thank you, Ms. Johnson, I try. 604 00:34:41,339 --> 00:34:42,675 Listen, we are having 605 00:34:42,709 --> 00:34:46,211 a supervisor training session next week 606 00:34:46,244 --> 00:34:48,047 and I'd like to know whether you're interested 607 00:34:48,081 --> 00:34:50,650 in the junior coordinator position. 608 00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:54,721 - Are you serious? - Mm-hmm. 609 00:34:54,754 --> 00:34:55,487 Absolutely. 610 00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,456 I mean, of course I would be. 611 00:34:57,489 --> 00:34:59,224 I mean, yes I accept. 612 00:34:59,257 --> 00:35:00,392 Well deserved. 613 00:35:00,425 --> 00:35:01,794 Get your affairs in order 614 00:35:01,828 --> 00:35:03,930 because I need you in Austin all next week 615 00:35:03,963 --> 00:35:06,364 and Rita will give you your transportation information 616 00:35:06,398 --> 00:35:07,734 and your meal vouchers. 617 00:35:09,001 --> 00:35:10,368 Did you say Austin? 618 00:35:11,971 --> 00:35:13,338 Yes. 619 00:35:13,371 --> 00:35:14,539 Is there a problem? 620 00:35:16,308 --> 00:35:19,078 No, no, of course not. 621 00:35:19,112 --> 00:35:20,913 It'll be great. 622 00:35:20,947 --> 00:35:21,379 Then it's settled. 623 00:35:21,413 --> 00:35:22,849 Just great. 624 00:35:22,882 --> 00:35:24,616 And don't have too much fun on Sixth Street, okay? 625 00:35:24,650 --> 00:35:26,351 Yes ma'am, thank you very much. 626 00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:27,486 You're welcome. 627 00:35:27,519 --> 00:35:28,386 Good job. 628 00:35:43,468 --> 00:35:46,739 To my boy, David's, promotion. 629 00:35:46,773 --> 00:35:51,476 And to having more options in and outside of work 630 00:35:52,344 --> 00:35:54,947 and enough to buy furniture, cash. 631 00:35:56,015 --> 00:35:57,717 Okay, okay, I see what you did. 632 00:35:57,750 --> 00:35:59,185 We toast. 633 00:35:59,218 --> 00:36:01,319 Hey, how much money are we talking anyway? 634 00:36:01,353 --> 00:36:03,055 50% raise. 635 00:36:08,127 --> 00:36:09,228 Drinks should be on you. 636 00:36:09,262 --> 00:36:11,898 Yeah, whatever, you taking me out. 637 00:36:11,931 --> 00:36:13,398 Oh man, oh, tell me, man, 638 00:36:13,431 --> 00:36:15,034 how's the cooking job coming? 639 00:36:15,067 --> 00:36:16,669 Oh man, I love it. 640 00:36:16,702 --> 00:36:19,071 I think I finally found my calling. 641 00:36:19,105 --> 00:36:20,472 Sometimes I peek out the back 642 00:36:20,505 --> 00:36:23,542 to see the customers enjoying their food that I prepared 643 00:36:23,575 --> 00:36:26,378 and it's the best feeling in the world. 644 00:36:27,246 --> 00:36:28,413 That's what's up, man? 645 00:36:29,381 --> 00:36:31,717 No bullshit, man, I'm proud of you, dog. 646 00:36:31,751 --> 00:36:33,753 Not gonna lie, I was kina worried for a minute, man. 647 00:36:33,786 --> 00:36:35,054 I didn't know how long you could be 648 00:36:35,087 --> 00:36:36,488 a Uber, Lyft, Lyft, Uber driver. 649 00:36:36,521 --> 00:36:37,723 You know what I'm saying? 650 00:36:37,757 --> 00:36:40,559 I mean, I know you like your freedom and all. 651 00:36:40,592 --> 00:36:45,164 Freedom is cool, but it's nothing like stability, you 652 00:36:45,198 --> 00:36:45,798 know? 653 00:36:46,833 --> 00:36:47,934 Spoken like a man. 654 00:36:49,202 --> 00:36:50,602 Give it a couple years and I think I'll be ready 655 00:36:50,636 --> 00:36:52,337 to own my own restaurant. 656 00:36:53,105 --> 00:36:53,773 Yeah. 657 00:36:54,807 --> 00:36:58,010 Michelle's got a diner that she used to have 658 00:36:58,044 --> 00:36:59,645 and it's just sitting around collecting dust. 659 00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:01,113 I think I might ask her about it. 660 00:37:01,147 --> 00:37:02,447 Man, you should, dude. 661 00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,816 Why sleep on it? 662 00:37:03,850 --> 00:37:07,053 And I see you Michelle coming right along. 663 00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:09,421 Everything good, I see. 664 00:37:09,454 --> 00:37:11,389 I mean, y'all shacking up and shit the now, huh? 665 00:37:11,423 --> 00:37:13,125 We make it work. 666 00:37:13,159 --> 00:37:14,694 You know, I cook, she cleans 667 00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:18,530 and everything we disagree on in between, she's right. 668 00:37:19,999 --> 00:37:21,234 Hey man, that's how life is. 669 00:37:21,267 --> 00:37:23,535 Like I always say happy wife, happy- 670 00:37:23,568 --> 00:37:25,204 - You know it. - All right. 671 00:37:25,238 --> 00:37:29,141 Speaking of life, what'd she say about the promotion? 672 00:37:29,175 --> 00:37:30,542 I haven't told her yet. 673 00:37:30,575 --> 00:37:33,312 I'm gonna tell her tonight when I get home. 674 00:37:33,346 --> 00:37:36,148 Remember, Austin is a business trip. 675 00:37:36,182 --> 00:37:37,149 Here you go. 676 00:37:37,183 --> 00:37:40,385 Hey, keep the fun at home, sir. 677 00:37:40,418 --> 00:37:43,322 Peace is at home. 678 00:37:43,356 --> 00:37:44,991 Hey look, I'll drink to that. 679 00:37:51,130 --> 00:37:52,564 The next shot's on you. 680 00:37:52,597 --> 00:37:54,033 I got it, I got it. 681 00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:54,967 Hey, two more. 682 00:37:55,001 --> 00:37:56,369 Mr. Promotion Man. 683 00:37:56,401 --> 00:37:59,171 - Hey, 50% - 50% 684 00:37:59,205 --> 00:38:00,806 Went from a Corolla to a Camry. 685 00:38:01,741 --> 00:38:02,540 What? 686 00:38:02,574 --> 00:38:03,643 You know what I'm talking about. 687 00:38:03,676 --> 00:38:04,710 You gonna be picking them up? 688 00:38:04,744 --> 00:38:05,144 Zoom, zoom. 689 00:38:05,177 --> 00:38:06,279 Yeah, well. 690 00:39:43,575 --> 00:39:47,079 So, you said we got a big old banana peel head looking 691 00:39:47,113 --> 00:39:48,014 at his boy, Mark. 692 00:39:49,915 --> 00:39:52,385 Man, why you gotta be all that? 693 00:39:52,418 --> 00:39:54,519 But no, it's over. 694 00:39:55,620 --> 00:39:57,423 But, I do have a guy that I've been seeing 695 00:39:57,456 --> 00:39:59,058 every now and then for about a year. 696 00:39:59,091 --> 00:40:00,793 Okay, okay. 697 00:40:00,826 --> 00:40:02,228 I think we call those booty calls. 698 00:40:02,261 --> 00:40:03,929 I like to think of it as us 699 00:40:03,963 --> 00:40:06,065 just enjoying each other's company at the moment. 700 00:40:06,098 --> 00:40:08,634 And I like to think of it as that slick way 701 00:40:08,667 --> 00:40:11,137 of trying to put it, but you know what? 702 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:12,705 Look, I get it, all right. 703 00:40:12,738 --> 00:40:14,774 Mama got needs too, right? 704 00:40:15,775 --> 00:40:18,576 Listen, my job is so demanding. 705 00:40:18,610 --> 00:40:21,047 I barely even have time for me. 706 00:40:21,781 --> 00:40:24,050 And I love it though. 707 00:40:24,083 --> 00:40:26,419 You know, I'm the only female in the department. 708 00:40:26,452 --> 00:40:28,054 Oh, oh, oh. 709 00:40:28,087 --> 00:40:29,587 And I know you love the challenge 710 00:40:29,621 --> 00:40:32,324 of trying to show those man up at work. 711 00:40:32,358 --> 00:40:34,527 And you know me so well. 712 00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:36,395 Not as well as old dude. 713 00:40:36,429 --> 00:40:37,329 David. 714 00:40:39,965 --> 00:40:40,833 Sorry. 715 00:40:43,335 --> 00:40:44,937 - I gotta take this. - Sure. 716 00:40:48,741 --> 00:40:51,310 Hey, how you doing? 717 00:40:53,312 --> 00:40:54,180 Yeah. 718 00:40:55,613 --> 00:40:56,649 I miss you too. 719 00:40:58,384 --> 00:41:01,120 Hey look, I'm about to eat some dinner right now, okay? 720 00:41:01,153 --> 00:41:03,889 So, let me finish up here and I'll give you a call back 721 00:41:03,923 --> 00:41:06,292 and you can hear my voice for as long as you want. 722 00:41:06,325 --> 00:41:07,193 Deal? 723 00:41:09,228 --> 00:41:10,096 Okay. 724 00:41:13,566 --> 00:41:14,800 I love you too, bye. 725 00:41:18,904 --> 00:41:21,440 Sorry about that, I had to take that call. 726 00:41:21,474 --> 00:41:24,343 So, you married? 727 00:41:25,511 --> 00:41:26,412 I don't see a ring. 728 00:41:26,445 --> 00:41:27,480 Oh no, no, no. 729 00:41:27,513 --> 00:41:28,681 I'm engaged. 730 00:41:29,482 --> 00:41:32,184 I see, lucky woman. 731 00:41:32,218 --> 00:41:34,887 Actually I'm the lucky one, she's a good girl. 732 00:41:35,788 --> 00:41:38,824 I mean, she always there when I need her, 733 00:41:38,858 --> 00:41:40,326 she never keeps me at an arm's reach. 734 00:41:40,359 --> 00:41:42,995 So, she knows what she wants. 735 00:41:43,863 --> 00:41:45,564 She, let you fuck. 736 00:41:45,598 --> 00:41:46,966 Yeah, that too. 737 00:41:46,999 --> 00:41:49,502 That's one of her better qualities. 738 00:41:49,535 --> 00:41:54,540 Look David, you know what we have, had, 739 00:41:54,573 --> 00:41:55,641 it was special. 740 00:41:56,408 --> 00:41:57,977 I know you felt it. 741 00:41:59,879 --> 00:42:01,046 Of course, I did. 742 00:42:02,214 --> 00:42:04,717 I never felt that way about anyone before. 743 00:42:06,552 --> 00:42:07,419 Now? 744 00:42:11,824 --> 00:42:16,162 Let me ask, do you ever love me? 745 00:42:16,195 --> 00:42:17,062 David, of course I did. 746 00:42:18,364 --> 00:42:21,233 I just, I was with Mark and I was in the church 747 00:42:21,267 --> 00:42:23,869 and I didn't want a lot of God or Mark. 748 00:42:23,903 --> 00:42:25,704 And what about yourself? 749 00:42:25,738 --> 00:42:26,805 What about me? 750 00:42:30,743 --> 00:42:32,811 It just wasn't our time, you know? 751 00:42:39,351 --> 00:42:41,420 I guess it still isn't. 752 00:42:44,658 --> 00:42:46,425 Let's go grab some dinner. 753 00:42:46,458 --> 00:42:47,826 Shall we? 754 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:48,928 Yeah. 755 00:42:56,969 --> 00:42:59,639 Good evening everyone, how we doing today? 756 00:42:59,673 --> 00:43:00,940 - Good. - Good. 757 00:43:00,973 --> 00:43:02,875 So, we all know why we're here today, right? 758 00:43:02,908 --> 00:43:04,009 We're talking about upgrades 759 00:43:04,043 --> 00:43:06,345 to management positions, right? 760 00:43:08,514 --> 00:43:09,915 Well, my name is Courtney Washington. 761 00:43:09,949 --> 00:43:11,483 Give you a little background on me. 762 00:43:11,517 --> 00:43:14,987 I graduated with my master's from Texas Southern University. 763 00:43:15,020 --> 00:43:17,556 I've been here with the company about four years now. 764 00:43:17,590 --> 00:43:18,891 I love what I do. 765 00:43:19,825 --> 00:43:21,427 We're gonna go into orientation today. 766 00:43:21,460 --> 00:43:23,862 We're gonna talk about some things, housekeeping, 767 00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:26,265 what's expected of you from the company, 768 00:43:26,298 --> 00:43:27,833 what department you'll be heading up, 769 00:43:27,866 --> 00:43:30,169 and how many people you'll be managing. 770 00:44:05,971 --> 00:44:08,040 Thanks again, baby. 771 00:44:08,073 --> 00:44:09,676 Beats Looking at the hotel walls. 772 00:44:09,709 --> 00:44:11,910 I see I'm your alternative again, huh? 773 00:44:12,778 --> 00:44:14,246 Now you know what it feels like. 774 00:44:14,280 --> 00:44:15,881 Ouch. 775 00:44:15,914 --> 00:44:18,984 You really never gonna let me live this down, huh? 776 00:44:19,018 --> 00:44:23,389 Well, never is such a long time. 777 00:44:23,422 --> 00:44:25,591 How 'bout we'll just see. 778 00:44:25,624 --> 00:44:27,793 How 'bout we start with these mochas. 779 00:44:28,861 --> 00:44:30,562 Actually, I can't even believe you remembered. 780 00:44:30,596 --> 00:44:31,930 Of course, how could I ever forget 781 00:44:31,964 --> 00:44:33,532 your favorite flavor of coffee. 782 00:44:34,566 --> 00:44:35,801 Man, it's beautiful out here. 783 00:44:35,834 --> 00:44:38,404 - It's hot, but nice. - Better than Houston. 784 00:44:39,605 --> 00:44:41,874 So, tell me, how are you adjusting to your new city? 785 00:44:41,907 --> 00:44:45,577 Oh, you know what, honestly, I love it here. 786 00:44:45,611 --> 00:44:48,147 The music, the art, the culture. 787 00:44:48,180 --> 00:44:50,916 I never have a hard time finding marketing inspiration. 788 00:44:52,084 --> 00:44:55,722 Last time I was in Austin was, oh the Texas relays, 789 00:44:55,755 --> 00:44:57,089 you remember that? 790 00:44:57,823 --> 00:44:58,957 How could I forget? 791 00:44:58,991 --> 00:45:00,760 It was eight of us in a two-bedroom hotel. 792 00:45:00,794 --> 00:45:02,127 We slept head to foot. 793 00:45:02,161 --> 00:45:03,595 Everybody except for Rob. 794 00:45:03,630 --> 00:45:06,865 He was porking my girl in the back with his junk all night. 795 00:45:06,899 --> 00:45:08,867 He pitched a tent for at least two hours. 796 00:45:08,901 --> 00:45:10,369 Till he caught blue balls. 797 00:45:11,136 --> 00:45:12,971 Shit, my man was in hella pain. 798 00:45:13,005 --> 00:45:15,541 Rob ain't seen that much ass in one room in his life. 799 00:45:15,574 --> 00:45:16,676 You hear me? 800 00:45:16,710 --> 00:45:18,477 Boy lost his damn mind? 801 00:45:18,510 --> 00:45:19,878 How is Rob anyway. 802 00:45:19,912 --> 00:45:20,747 Oh, he's good. 803 00:45:20,780 --> 00:45:22,047 You know he's a cook now. 804 00:45:22,081 --> 00:45:23,115 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 805 00:45:23,148 --> 00:45:25,584 Are we talking about the same Rob? 806 00:45:25,617 --> 00:45:27,186 Same old Rob. 807 00:45:27,219 --> 00:45:29,955 And he's actually dating my fiance's best friend. 808 00:45:31,490 --> 00:45:32,891 That's cute. 809 00:45:32,925 --> 00:45:35,961 I bet y'all have cute little game nights on Thursdays, huh? 810 00:45:35,994 --> 00:45:36,962 Real funny. 811 00:45:38,030 --> 00:45:42,968 Actually Michelle, that's Rob's girlfriend's name, 812 00:45:43,001 --> 00:45:45,805 she kind of suggested that we start game nights. 813 00:45:45,839 --> 00:45:47,039 Who knows. 814 00:45:47,072 --> 00:45:48,173 Maybe we'll start. 815 00:45:49,408 --> 00:45:50,576 Maybe you should. 816 00:45:50,609 --> 00:45:51,845 I know what we should start. 817 00:45:51,877 --> 00:45:52,945 What? 818 00:45:52,978 --> 00:45:54,546 We should start walking. 819 00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,414 - Come on. - Walking? 820 00:45:55,447 --> 00:45:56,982 We just sat down, Jasmine. 821 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:59,485 Come on, I got some stuff I wanna show you. 822 00:45:59,518 --> 00:46:02,154 Apparently y'all walk too much in Austin for me, man. 823 00:46:02,187 --> 00:46:03,355 Weren't the Uber, Lyft, something? 824 00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:05,457 It's right over here up the hill. 825 00:46:06,558 --> 00:46:08,394 - Up the hill. - Up the hill? 826 00:47:19,899 --> 00:47:20,934 I had a good time tonight 827 00:47:20,966 --> 00:47:22,100 Me too. 828 00:47:22,134 --> 00:47:25,137 You know, I called you for a year straight. 829 00:47:25,170 --> 00:47:27,606 No texts, no emails, no nothing. 830 00:47:29,475 --> 00:47:30,542 And it really hurt me. 831 00:47:32,344 --> 00:47:34,079 And for awhile I couldn't even understand why 832 00:47:34,112 --> 00:47:37,316 until I finally realized, 833 00:47:37,349 --> 00:47:39,218 I was really being a bitch. 834 00:47:40,753 --> 00:47:42,221 I was selfish. 835 00:47:42,254 --> 00:47:44,556 I wanted you whenever, wherever, 836 00:47:45,624 --> 00:47:47,326 and I didn't promise you anything. 837 00:47:48,828 --> 00:47:50,128 Not even sex. 838 00:47:51,430 --> 00:47:54,299 You know it was never about the sex. 839 00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:58,738 Sometimes it's about love and sex. 840 00:48:02,174 --> 00:48:03,676 You wanna come up? 841 00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:07,747 Yeah. 842 00:48:14,787 --> 00:48:15,655 So, I should go 843 00:48:18,958 --> 00:48:21,193 Good night, David. 844 00:48:21,226 --> 00:48:22,294 Good night, Jasmine. 845 00:48:48,821 --> 00:48:49,689 Hey, bae. 846 00:48:50,622 --> 00:48:51,490 How you doing? 847 00:48:54,459 --> 00:48:55,360 How was your day? 848 00:48:57,830 --> 00:48:59,531 Mine, it was okay. 849 00:49:02,969 --> 00:49:04,202 Well, I miss you too. 850 00:49:35,902 --> 00:49:37,569 Well, home sweet home. 851 00:49:39,906 --> 00:49:42,174 I can't believe a week is over already. 852 00:49:42,207 --> 00:49:44,376 It went by so fast. 853 00:49:44,409 --> 00:49:47,112 Yeah, it didn't go by pretty fast didn't it? 854 00:49:47,145 --> 00:49:49,048 So, you headed back to Houston tomorrow? 855 00:49:49,082 --> 00:49:50,248 Yup. 856 00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:52,919 Right after the conference, back on home. 857 00:49:52,952 --> 00:49:56,689 I would ask you to come up, but the last time I did that. 858 00:49:57,356 --> 00:49:59,591 Yeah, Jasmine, look, 859 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:02,061 I don't think it's a good time right now. 860 00:50:05,430 --> 00:50:06,733 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 861 00:50:07,834 --> 00:50:09,702 Look, I can't do this. 862 00:50:09,736 --> 00:50:10,569 All right? 863 00:50:10,602 --> 00:50:12,038 I have a fiance. 864 00:50:12,071 --> 00:50:13,238 She's a good woman. 865 00:50:14,373 --> 00:50:15,708 She don't deserve this. 866 00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:18,210 I gotta go. 867 00:50:18,911 --> 00:50:19,812 Good night, Jasmine. 868 00:52:31,144 --> 00:52:34,279 I don't want this to end. 869 00:52:34,312 --> 00:52:35,413 Me neither. 870 00:52:55,668 --> 00:52:56,769 Oh! 871 00:52:56,803 --> 00:52:58,638 Bae, is that you? 872 00:52:58,671 --> 00:52:59,872 It is I. 873 00:52:59,906 --> 00:53:01,808 The one she calls bae. 874 00:53:02,275 --> 00:53:03,375 Come here, girl. 875 00:53:03,408 --> 00:53:05,778 - I missed you so much. - I missed you. 876 00:53:05,812 --> 00:53:07,980 Don't ever leave me for that long again. 877 00:53:08,014 --> 00:53:08,915 I won't, all right? 878 00:53:08,948 --> 00:53:12,584 At least not for a little while. 879 00:53:12,617 --> 00:53:14,586 Look, I'm just happy to home. 880 00:53:14,619 --> 00:53:15,988 Conference went well and all. 881 00:53:16,022 --> 00:53:16,856 Oh, it did? 882 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:17,957 Missed you. 883 00:53:18,958 --> 00:53:19,792 What is that? 884 00:53:19,826 --> 00:53:21,194 It smells wonderful. 885 00:53:21,227 --> 00:53:22,094 Baked chicken. 886 00:53:23,262 --> 00:53:25,463 - Somebody love me. - I do. 887 00:53:27,867 --> 00:53:29,068 You know you so good to me, right? 888 00:53:29,101 --> 00:53:29,969 I know. 889 00:53:35,473 --> 00:53:36,676 Right here, huh? 890 00:53:36,709 --> 00:53:37,409 - Bae, bae, bae, bae, bae. - What, what, what, 891 00:53:37,442 --> 00:53:38,077 what, what, what? 892 00:53:38,110 --> 00:53:39,278 Calm down, bae. 893 00:53:39,312 --> 00:53:43,783 Look, you'll get your dessert after dinner. 894 00:53:44,717 --> 00:53:45,685 Okay. 895 00:53:45,718 --> 00:53:46,551 I like that. 896 00:53:46,585 --> 00:53:47,419 Well, let me go get washed up then. 897 00:53:47,452 --> 00:53:48,420 Yeah, you do that. 898 00:53:48,453 --> 00:53:49,655 Wait, wait, wait. 899 00:53:50,690 --> 00:53:51,556 Oh, sorry. 900 00:53:55,328 --> 00:53:57,029 - I'll be back. - Mm-hmm. 901 00:55:17,410 --> 00:55:18,476 Mm. 902 00:55:19,278 --> 00:55:20,713 Babe, this is good. 903 00:55:21,613 --> 00:55:23,849 You really put your foot in this one. 904 00:55:23,883 --> 00:55:24,884 Thank you. 905 00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:27,653 So, how was your trip? 906 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:29,989 I mean, you called late a couple of nights 907 00:55:30,022 --> 00:55:31,190 while I was sleeping. 908 00:55:32,325 --> 00:55:34,459 Most days I barely spoke to you at all. 909 00:55:35,161 --> 00:55:36,429 It was cool. 910 00:55:36,461 --> 00:55:37,797 I mean, kinda boring actually, 911 00:55:37,830 --> 00:55:39,699 you know, manager stuff and all. 912 00:55:42,802 --> 00:55:44,502 So, anybody that you knew? 913 00:55:48,540 --> 00:55:50,276 No, not really. 914 00:55:50,309 --> 00:55:52,144 Pretty much all strangers. 915 00:55:52,178 --> 00:55:53,079 Why do you ask? 916 00:55:54,579 --> 00:55:55,648 Just asking. 917 00:55:56,614 --> 00:55:58,951 Look, there's an opera tomorrow. 918 00:55:58,985 --> 00:56:00,319 Would you like to go? 919 00:56:00,353 --> 00:56:00,786 Come on babe, 920 00:56:02,121 --> 00:56:02,989 you know I don't like coming to that kind of stuff. 921 00:56:08,761 --> 00:56:10,863 - All right. - All right. 922 00:56:10,896 --> 00:56:13,032 What did I do for you to ask me to go? 923 00:56:14,532 --> 00:56:15,600 Nothing. 924 00:56:16,635 --> 00:56:18,671 I mean, not that I know of. 925 00:56:18,704 --> 00:56:20,973 Look, I'm just asking 926 00:56:21,007 --> 00:56:22,908 because you've been gone an entire week 927 00:56:22,942 --> 00:56:26,178 and I figured we'll do something that I actually enjoy. 928 00:56:30,249 --> 00:56:31,117 Okay. 929 00:56:32,351 --> 00:56:33,585 You know what? 930 00:56:33,618 --> 00:56:35,488 Okay, you know what, you're right. 931 00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:37,456 All right., anything that you wanna go. 932 00:56:37,490 --> 00:56:38,556 Wanna go to the opera? 933 00:56:38,590 --> 00:56:40,459 We go to the opera. 934 00:56:40,493 --> 00:56:44,930 Opera it is. 935 00:56:45,798 --> 00:56:46,899 This is good though, babe, 936 00:56:46,932 --> 00:56:49,101 did you use some new season or something like that? 937 00:56:49,135 --> 00:56:50,535 I mean, this is the bomb. 938 00:57:29,542 --> 00:57:30,575 Whoa. 939 00:57:34,246 --> 00:57:38,217 Wow. 940 00:57:38,250 --> 00:57:39,985 Why aren't you getting dressed? 941 00:57:41,220 --> 00:57:45,724 Baby, you look stunning. 942 00:57:45,758 --> 00:57:48,727 And you look like you're not going. 943 00:57:49,829 --> 00:57:52,798 Look, it's not that I don't wanna go, babe. 944 00:57:52,832 --> 00:57:57,670 It's just, look, I had a long a week and I'm tired. 945 00:57:57,703 --> 00:58:00,973 I just wanna relax and watch some TV. 946 00:58:01,974 --> 00:58:03,442 I mean, maybe Michelle can go with you. 947 00:58:03,476 --> 00:58:05,077 Michelle is out with her own man. 948 00:58:05,111 --> 00:58:07,880 And I thought that I could go out with mine. 949 00:58:09,315 --> 00:58:10,282 You know what? 950 00:58:10,316 --> 00:58:12,017 I'll just go by myself, again. 951 00:58:12,051 --> 00:58:13,486 Babe, it's not like that, all right? 952 00:58:13,519 --> 00:58:15,688 It's exactly like that. 953 00:58:16,589 --> 00:58:18,958 You'll have a good time going alone. 954 00:58:20,926 --> 00:58:23,929 - I mean, can I get a kiss? - Kiss my ass. 955 00:59:09,275 --> 00:59:13,979 You know, no matter how many times I've seen this concert, 956 00:59:14,013 --> 00:59:17,716 it always reinforces the fact that in life we have choices. 957 00:59:17,750 --> 00:59:19,318 Even if we feel that we don't. 958 00:59:21,587 --> 00:59:23,722 Ebony had a choice, right? 959 00:59:23,756 --> 00:59:25,925 To be with her king or die. 960 00:59:26,660 --> 00:59:27,726 Touche. 961 00:59:29,495 --> 00:59:31,297 Yeah, but what's the purpose of living 962 00:59:31,330 --> 00:59:33,933 if you can't feel for the person you're with? 963 00:59:35,534 --> 00:59:36,402 Right. 964 00:59:39,505 --> 00:59:40,406 So, I guess your husband didn't wanna 965 00:59:40,439 --> 00:59:41,941 come with you tonight, huh? 966 00:59:43,075 --> 00:59:45,811 My fiance isn't interested in the opera. 967 00:59:47,647 --> 00:59:50,382 Well, there is no way in the world 968 00:59:50,416 --> 00:59:54,620 I would allow a woman as beautiful as you are, 969 00:59:54,654 --> 00:59:57,022 come to a concert as nice as this one, 970 00:59:57,056 --> 01:00:00,993 dressed as stunning as you are tonight. 971 01:00:02,261 --> 01:00:03,663 Hm. 972 01:00:03,697 --> 01:00:05,064 So, where's your wife? 973 01:00:06,799 --> 01:00:07,900 Happily single. 974 01:00:11,570 --> 01:00:13,005 Well, I guess this is me. 975 01:00:13,739 --> 01:00:15,374 Oh, I didn't catch your name. 976 01:00:16,909 --> 01:00:18,310 Happily engaged. 977 01:00:20,813 --> 01:00:22,414 Well, listen, before you go, 978 01:00:23,882 --> 01:00:26,318 there's another show here next week, 7:30. 979 01:00:28,220 --> 01:00:29,221 "Mrs. White." 980 01:00:30,022 --> 01:00:31,490 It'd be really nice to see. 981 01:00:35,527 --> 01:00:37,830 Good night, happily single. 982 01:00:40,899 --> 01:00:42,167 Good night. 983 01:01:34,887 --> 01:01:36,422 - Hi, babe. - Hey. 984 01:01:38,824 --> 01:01:41,393 Why are you staring at me? 985 01:01:41,427 --> 01:01:43,329 Just admiring my fiance. 986 01:01:45,898 --> 01:01:46,965 Oh yeah. 987 01:01:47,933 --> 01:01:49,001 How was opera? 988 01:01:50,704 --> 01:01:51,970 It was great. 989 01:01:52,004 --> 01:01:53,906 Gave me some things to consider. 990 01:01:55,174 --> 01:01:56,041 Like? 991 01:01:57,509 --> 01:01:58,544 Choices. 992 01:02:00,346 --> 01:02:01,213 Choices, huh? 993 01:02:03,349 --> 01:02:05,117 Look Babe, I'm sorry I didn't take you 994 01:02:05,150 --> 01:02:07,252 to the opera tonight, all right? 995 01:02:08,153 --> 01:02:10,422 But I promise to make it up to you. 996 01:02:10,456 --> 01:02:12,925 I mean any other time you wanna go, we can go. 997 01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:14,526 How about that? 998 01:02:14,560 --> 01:02:15,494 Lucky you. 999 01:02:16,862 --> 01:02:18,297 There's one next Saturday. 1000 01:02:21,634 --> 01:02:23,535 - Next Saturday? - Next Saturday. 1001 01:02:23,569 --> 01:02:24,436 Upcoming Saturday? 1002 01:02:25,772 --> 01:02:30,075 Mm, baby, that's rival week, you know, rival week. 1003 01:02:31,410 --> 01:02:34,146 I mean any other weekend besides that, I promise you. 1004 01:02:34,913 --> 01:02:36,582 Okay. 1005 01:02:36,615 --> 01:02:37,483 All right. 1006 01:02:41,387 --> 01:02:43,723 Look, I'll be in the bed in a minute, all right? 1007 01:02:43,757 --> 01:02:44,724 No, you won't. 1008 01:02:44,758 --> 01:02:46,726 You made your bed on that couch. 1009 01:02:46,760 --> 01:02:50,830 Now lie in it. 1010 01:02:50,864 --> 01:02:52,598 Stace, you joking, right? 1011 01:02:53,899 --> 01:02:55,901 I see what you did there. 1012 01:02:55,934 --> 01:02:57,035 That was cute. 1013 01:02:58,904 --> 01:02:59,972 Stace. 1014 01:03:01,039 --> 01:03:02,474 Stace, you're not serious. 1015 01:03:03,810 --> 01:03:05,010 Stace? 1016 01:03:08,782 --> 01:03:09,982 Can I get a blanket? 1017 01:03:18,725 --> 01:03:20,827 So, you mean to tell me that nigger chose a football game 1018 01:03:20,860 --> 01:03:22,494 over taking you to the opera? 1019 01:03:22,528 --> 01:03:23,929 Yes. 1020 01:03:23,962 --> 01:03:25,063 Can you blame him? 1021 01:03:25,097 --> 01:03:27,232 - Michelle? - I would just keep it real. 1022 01:03:27,266 --> 01:03:29,334 Niggers ain't trying to go see no opera. 1023 01:03:30,202 --> 01:03:31,937 He could have recorded the game. 1024 01:03:31,970 --> 01:03:33,005 Like what about me? 1025 01:03:33,939 --> 01:03:35,675 Opera some white people shit anyway. 1026 01:03:35,708 --> 01:03:38,277 I don't know what they be saying. 1027 01:03:38,310 --> 01:03:40,179 I even gave him a chance to make it up to me. 1028 01:03:40,212 --> 01:03:43,215 I was like, okay, well we can go next Saturday. 1029 01:03:43,248 --> 01:03:46,084 You tripping, that's rivalry week. 1030 01:03:46,118 --> 01:03:48,987 You know like Michigan versus Notre Dame, 1031 01:03:49,021 --> 01:03:51,056 Prayer View versus Texas Southern. 1032 01:03:51,089 --> 01:03:53,525 - And? - Ain't nobody missing that. 1033 01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:56,161 I know somebody who might. 1034 01:03:57,764 --> 01:03:59,666 Girl, what you talking about? 1035 01:03:59,699 --> 01:04:00,633 Nothing. 1036 01:04:00,667 --> 01:04:01,801 Pretend like you didn't hear that. 1037 01:04:01,835 --> 01:04:04,603 Bitch, I don't live in pretend land, 1038 01:04:05,471 --> 01:04:06,605 spill the tea. 1039 01:04:08,006 --> 01:04:09,676 Fine. 1040 01:04:09,709 --> 01:04:14,413 Okay, so after the concert while I was waiting on my ride, 1041 01:04:15,648 --> 01:04:19,251 this handsome, mature guy was hitting on me. 1042 01:04:19,284 --> 01:04:23,455 I mean, he's a little older and a little bald, 1043 01:04:24,623 --> 01:04:26,659 but he's nice. 1044 01:04:27,827 --> 01:04:29,127 And he has a great smile. 1045 01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:31,230 Oh, sound like Obama trying to hit. 1046 01:04:32,264 --> 01:04:37,269 "Excuse me, young lady, can I tap that ass?" 1047 01:04:40,372 --> 01:04:41,641 It wasn't like that at all. 1048 01:04:41,674 --> 01:04:45,244 He was intriguing. 1049 01:04:46,144 --> 01:04:47,412 I don't know. 1050 01:04:47,446 --> 01:04:49,749 But he did ask me to sit with him next Saturday. 1051 01:04:49,782 --> 01:04:52,886 Oh, so he ain't tripping on Labor Day Classic. 1052 01:04:52,919 --> 01:04:55,354 - No. - Listen, I know at first 1053 01:04:55,387 --> 01:04:57,089 I went on David's bandwagon, 1054 01:04:57,122 --> 01:05:02,094 but he's a nice guy and you're engaged. 1055 01:05:02,996 --> 01:05:04,296 Yeah. 1056 01:05:04,329 --> 01:05:06,198 Don't let Mr. Clean ruin that. 1057 01:05:07,332 --> 01:05:08,200 Okay. 1058 01:05:10,937 --> 01:05:12,070 I got it. 1059 01:05:16,275 --> 01:05:19,211 Carey inside and you gotta imagine, 1060 01:05:19,244 --> 01:05:20,680 Duke's going to try to exploit that 1061 01:05:20,713 --> 01:05:22,916 and get the ball into the wood to work candidate 1062 01:05:22,949 --> 01:05:24,283 as often as they can. 1063 01:05:24,316 --> 01:05:26,118 Well, it was a great pass by Joey Baker 1064 01:05:26,151 --> 01:05:27,486 because it was quick. 1065 01:05:27,519 --> 01:05:28,888 Come on, come on, come on, come on, 1066 01:05:28,922 --> 01:05:30,088 defense, defense, defense. 1067 01:05:30,122 --> 01:05:31,623 Defense, that's what I'm talking about! 1068 01:05:31,658 --> 01:05:32,859 That's how you play D, baby, 1069 01:05:32,892 --> 01:05:34,961 that's how you play D, let's go. 1070 01:05:34,994 --> 01:05:36,295 Let's go. 1071 01:05:36,328 --> 01:05:37,529 How's the game going? 1072 01:05:37,563 --> 01:05:39,231 It's good, baby, they just tied it up. 1073 01:05:39,264 --> 01:05:41,600 It is a play making play call. 1074 01:05:41,634 --> 01:05:44,804 Hey whoa, whoa, wait, is that a new dress? 1075 01:05:45,872 --> 01:05:46,906 - We showed this on game day - Sure. 1076 01:05:46,940 --> 01:05:49,107 this morning against Florida State. 1077 01:05:49,141 --> 01:05:51,276 But he's gotta take it on the big guy and split him. 1078 01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:52,679 Never seen that one before. 1079 01:05:52,712 --> 01:05:56,248 - He took it to the left side. - Oh, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 1080 01:05:56,281 --> 01:05:57,050 Let's go, let's go. 1081 01:05:57,082 --> 01:05:57,784 Let's go, let's go. 1082 01:05:57,817 --> 01:05:58,851 Shoot, shoot, shoot. 1083 01:05:58,885 --> 01:06:00,152 That's what I'm talking about, baby. 1084 01:06:00,185 --> 01:06:01,654 That's how you play ball. 1085 01:06:01,688 --> 01:06:02,588 That's how you play ball. 1086 01:06:02,621 --> 01:06:03,488 Let's go, let's go! 1087 01:06:04,857 --> 01:06:06,458 Enjoy yourself tonight? 1088 01:06:06,491 --> 01:06:07,559 I did. 1089 01:06:07,593 --> 01:06:10,462 "Mrs. White" was just as good as advertised. 1090 01:06:11,798 --> 01:06:12,932 Thanks for inviting me. 1091 01:06:12,966 --> 01:06:13,800 Oh no, no, no, no, no. 1092 01:06:13,833 --> 01:06:15,100 The pleasure was mine. 1093 01:06:15,133 --> 01:06:17,003 I mean, I had the privilege of having 1094 01:06:17,036 --> 01:06:19,371 the most extravagant woman in the building 1095 01:06:19,404 --> 01:06:22,240 - by my side tonight. - Oh yeah? 1096 01:06:22,274 --> 01:06:25,044 It's not too late, Mrs. Engaged. 1097 01:06:25,078 --> 01:06:26,144 Stacy. 1098 01:06:27,046 --> 01:06:28,113 Call me Stacy. 1099 01:06:30,750 --> 01:06:31,617 Carl. 1100 01:06:32,652 --> 01:06:33,518 Excuse me? 1101 01:06:34,754 --> 01:06:36,188 - My name is Carl. - Oh. 1102 01:06:38,057 --> 01:06:39,224 Your future man. 1103 01:06:40,827 --> 01:06:45,530 So Mr. Carl, you're a nice, handsome bachelor, 1104 01:06:46,733 --> 01:06:47,667 why are you single? 1105 01:06:49,434 --> 01:06:50,903 Because I wanna be happy. 1106 01:06:53,238 --> 01:06:54,907 Is that right? 1107 01:06:54,941 --> 01:06:57,509 Look, I'm not gonna ruin this night, 1108 01:06:57,542 --> 01:07:02,514 talking to you about my ex, but what I will say is, 1109 01:07:04,449 --> 01:07:07,820 I want a woman, a real woman. 1110 01:07:08,955 --> 01:07:10,622 A woman who knows her value, 1111 01:07:11,824 --> 01:07:14,927 a woman who could appreciate a ballet and an opera 1112 01:07:16,561 --> 01:07:19,164 and have the sexiest eyes in Texas. 1113 01:07:20,365 --> 01:07:22,300 So, the eyes are a staple, huh? 1114 01:07:23,335 --> 01:07:25,705 They are definitely a contributing factor. 1115 01:07:28,407 --> 01:07:30,810 I really enjoyed tonight, Mr. Carl. 1116 01:07:39,786 --> 01:07:40,653 So did I. 1117 01:07:43,156 --> 01:07:46,425 Sorry, but when can I see you again? 1118 01:07:48,393 --> 01:07:50,797 I don't know, I mean, I don't wanna move too fast. 1119 01:07:50,830 --> 01:07:51,798 Okay, me either. 1120 01:07:51,831 --> 01:07:53,432 So, next Wednesday. 1121 01:07:56,169 --> 01:07:59,237 Town and Country Movie Theater, 7:30. 1122 01:07:59,271 --> 01:08:01,273 I'll pick you up on the north side. 1123 01:08:02,942 --> 01:08:03,810 I'll be there. 1124 01:08:06,344 --> 01:08:07,780 Come on, it's our turn. 1125 01:08:32,205 --> 01:08:33,673 Oh, hey babe. 1126 01:08:33,706 --> 01:08:35,074 How was the play? 1127 01:08:35,108 --> 01:08:36,209 The opera? 1128 01:08:36,241 --> 01:08:37,777 It was fantastic. 1129 01:08:39,311 --> 01:08:41,546 Look, I'm sorry I couldn't go with you. 1130 01:08:42,749 --> 01:08:45,718 It's okay, the game has you entertained. 1131 01:08:48,487 --> 01:08:51,423 And whoever that is blowing your phone up. 1132 01:08:54,193 --> 01:08:55,527 It's nobody. 1133 01:08:59,364 --> 01:09:00,298 - I'll just get it. - You know what? 1134 01:09:00,332 --> 01:09:01,167 I'll get it. 1135 01:09:01,200 --> 01:09:03,335 I'll just, I'll get it. 1136 01:09:04,670 --> 01:09:05,470 Hello? 1137 01:09:05,504 --> 01:09:07,472 Oh, you got me so wet, 1138 01:09:07,506 --> 01:09:11,476 I cannot wait to have you between my legs. 1139 01:09:12,712 --> 01:09:15,280 Hey, hey, hey, Jeff, look, man, 1140 01:09:15,313 --> 01:09:18,017 I'm hanging with my fiance, all right? 1141 01:09:18,050 --> 01:09:20,186 I'll call you back tomorrow. 1142 01:09:20,219 --> 01:09:22,221 Okay. 1143 01:09:22,255 --> 01:09:23,522 All right, man, bye. 1144 01:09:24,891 --> 01:09:25,758 Crazy. 1145 01:09:26,826 --> 01:09:29,262 That Jeff guy must be really funny, huh? 1146 01:09:29,294 --> 01:09:31,496 Yeah, it's Jeff, the new guy at work, I mean, 1147 01:09:31,530 --> 01:09:32,698 dude is silly babe. 1148 01:09:33,431 --> 01:09:34,267 Got you laughing like that? 1149 01:09:34,299 --> 01:09:35,802 Yeah, he's pretty crazy. 1150 01:09:37,036 --> 01:09:38,303 I'm going to bed. 1151 01:09:41,007 --> 01:09:42,008 All right, babe. 1152 01:09:42,041 --> 01:09:44,944 Well, I'll be there soon, all right? 1153 01:09:44,977 --> 01:09:49,649 Come over there and hold ya- 1154 01:09:51,250 --> 01:09:52,285 Okay. 1155 01:09:53,351 --> 01:09:55,988 Guess I'm sleeping on the couch again tonight. 1156 01:09:57,389 --> 01:09:59,058 Oh God, it was close. 1157 01:10:13,039 --> 01:10:14,040 Hey. 1158 01:10:14,073 --> 01:10:15,540 Hey. 1159 01:10:15,574 --> 01:10:18,543 I'll be hanging with some coworkers tonight after work. 1160 01:10:18,577 --> 01:10:20,179 One of them is having a birthday party 1161 01:10:20,213 --> 01:10:21,613 and I'm being dragged in. 1162 01:10:22,815 --> 01:10:24,750 Okay, where are you guys going? 1163 01:10:27,019 --> 01:10:28,154 I don't know as of yet, 1164 01:10:28,187 --> 01:10:32,424 but I do know I won't be home until around 9:30 or so. 1165 01:10:35,061 --> 01:10:35,928 All right. 1166 01:10:38,297 --> 01:10:39,999 Hey wait, wait, wait, wait. 1167 01:10:40,032 --> 01:10:41,133 I don't get a kiss goodbye. 1168 01:10:41,167 --> 01:10:42,034 Oh yeah. 1169 01:10:49,876 --> 01:10:51,777 I guess you can call that a kiss. 1170 01:11:06,225 --> 01:11:08,127 You look beautiful. 1171 01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,628 Oh, you know you almost got me 1172 01:11:09,662 --> 01:11:11,364 in trouble the other night, right? 1173 01:11:11,396 --> 01:11:12,564 I'm sorry. 1174 01:11:12,597 --> 01:11:15,600 You just be having me all emotional and stuff. 1175 01:11:15,635 --> 01:11:17,502 Yeah, but you gotta watch what you saying. 1176 01:11:17,535 --> 01:11:20,239 I mean, she was like right there in front of me. 1177 01:11:20,273 --> 01:11:22,607 Talking about you all wet. 1178 01:11:24,143 --> 01:11:25,543 You think she heard me? 1179 01:11:26,812 --> 01:11:27,847 I don't know. 1180 01:11:27,880 --> 01:11:29,715 If she did, she didn't allude to that fact. 1181 01:11:35,054 --> 01:11:39,325 Well look, whenever you ready to make this 1182 01:11:39,358 --> 01:11:43,528 a permanent thing, us, I'm with it. 1183 01:11:45,430 --> 01:11:46,564 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 1184 01:11:56,709 --> 01:11:57,944 Okay, that was a good movie. 1185 01:11:59,211 --> 01:12:01,080 I told you that, that dude was the murderer. 1186 01:12:01,113 --> 01:12:04,417 All right, you were right, you were right. 1187 01:12:04,449 --> 01:12:05,785 You know I wanted to be there though, right? 1188 01:12:05,818 --> 01:12:06,752 I bet you did. 1189 01:12:20,199 --> 01:12:21,300 Cute couple, right? 1190 01:12:21,334 --> 01:12:22,168 He looked kinda old. 1191 01:12:22,201 --> 01:12:23,135 But she was cute. 1192 01:12:28,240 --> 01:12:31,377 Yeah, but she wasn't you. 1193 01:12:31,410 --> 01:12:32,477 True. 1194 01:12:35,547 --> 01:12:36,614 You okay? 1195 01:12:37,917 --> 01:12:39,919 You look like you just saw a ghost. 1196 01:12:42,355 --> 01:12:43,588 Yeah, I'm fine. 1197 01:12:49,161 --> 01:12:50,062 Are you hungry? 1198 01:12:54,033 --> 01:12:55,034 Not at the moment. 1199 01:13:16,389 --> 01:13:17,890 So, what movie did you see? 1200 01:13:19,058 --> 01:13:20,092 "Friend Zone." 1201 01:13:21,861 --> 01:13:24,196 Good movie, crazy ending, right? 1202 01:13:26,098 --> 01:13:27,400 Yup. 1203 01:13:27,433 --> 01:13:28,768 Pretty insane. 1204 01:13:30,403 --> 01:13:32,171 Guy ended up with his true love. 1205 01:13:35,975 --> 01:13:39,445 So, is that how this is gonna play out? 1206 01:13:39,478 --> 01:13:40,880 You end up with your true love. 1207 01:13:40,913 --> 01:13:41,914 Fuck all that. 1208 01:13:41,947 --> 01:13:42,782 Who was that nigger you was with? 1209 01:13:42,815 --> 01:13:43,682 You don't get to ask me no questions. 1210 01:13:43,716 --> 01:13:45,583 Who was that bitch you was with? 1211 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:50,656 You know, I never thought my fiance 1212 01:13:50,689 --> 01:13:52,590 was such an accomplished liar. 1213 01:13:54,727 --> 01:13:56,695 "I'm going out with some friends after work. 1214 01:13:56,729 --> 01:13:58,731 They're dragging me to a birthday party." 1215 01:13:59,899 --> 01:14:01,100 Well, I didn't see that nigger dragging you anywhere 1216 01:14:01,133 --> 01:14:03,836 and I damn sure didn't see no birthday cake. 1217 01:14:03,869 --> 01:14:06,705 So, was that the bitch that text you from Austin? 1218 01:14:06,739 --> 01:14:08,707 Oh, I hope you made it home safe. 1219 01:14:09,475 --> 01:14:10,276 Wait, wait, wait. 1220 01:14:10,309 --> 01:14:11,310 You went through my phone. 1221 01:14:11,343 --> 01:14:12,478 Yeah I went through your phone, 1222 01:14:12,511 --> 01:14:13,946 but I only went there one time. 1223 01:14:13,979 --> 01:14:16,649 You see it only took one time. 1224 01:14:16,682 --> 01:14:18,117 You can't take me to the opera, 1225 01:14:18,150 --> 01:14:20,252 but you can text and call other women? 1226 01:14:21,554 --> 01:14:23,122 Who was that Jeff? 1227 01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:26,459 I'm so wet. 1228 01:14:26,492 --> 01:14:28,761 I can't wait to have you between my legs. 1229 01:14:30,830 --> 01:14:33,099 You didn't think I heard. 1230 01:14:35,634 --> 01:14:36,702 So, who is she? 1231 01:14:39,438 --> 01:14:43,476 How long you been seeing her? 1232 01:14:43,509 --> 01:14:45,711 I mean, let's be real. 1233 01:14:45,744 --> 01:14:46,812 Since Austin. 1234 01:14:50,249 --> 01:14:51,117 Austin? 1235 01:14:54,320 --> 01:14:55,788 What's her name? 1236 01:15:00,426 --> 01:15:01,293 Jasmine. 1237 01:15:05,564 --> 01:15:06,632 Jasmine. 1238 01:15:08,601 --> 01:15:10,002 Jasmine from college Jasmine? 1239 01:15:11,470 --> 01:15:14,140 Jasmine that had you running behind her for years Jasmine? 1240 01:15:14,173 --> 01:15:16,675 Not even letting you snip the chocha? 1241 01:15:18,644 --> 01:15:20,179 She's still got you wishing? 1242 01:15:20,212 --> 01:15:21,480 No, no. 1243 01:15:21,514 --> 01:15:23,649 Oh, so she paid her booty debts off. 1244 01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,519 Well, I hope it was worth it. 1245 01:15:26,552 --> 01:15:27,620 Are you fucking him or what? 1246 01:15:27,653 --> 01:15:29,421 No, but that's gonna change. 1247 01:15:31,390 --> 01:15:32,324 Oh really? 1248 01:15:32,358 --> 01:15:33,792 So, you like older dudes now? 1249 01:15:33,826 --> 01:15:36,529 I like grown, mature men 1250 01:15:36,562 --> 01:15:39,832 who's not afraid to take their woman to the ballet or out. 1251 01:15:39,865 --> 01:15:41,667 So, dude is mature because he likes 1252 01:15:41,700 --> 01:15:43,637 to see mother fuckers in tights? 1253 01:15:43,669 --> 01:15:46,105 You couldn't even DVR a game for your woman. 1254 01:15:48,507 --> 01:15:52,111 But I guess you thought you could DVR this relationship. 1255 01:15:53,812 --> 01:15:54,847 It doesn't work like that. 1256 01:15:54,880 --> 01:15:55,748 It wasn't even like that. 1257 01:15:55,781 --> 01:15:58,317 Stacy, it wasn't even, Stace! 1258 01:16:09,795 --> 01:16:11,463 So, is it really over? 1259 01:16:11,497 --> 01:16:15,334 Yep, you know he moved his things out a couple weeks ago. 1260 01:16:16,268 --> 01:16:17,570 I can't believe it. 1261 01:16:17,603 --> 01:16:18,837 Me neither. 1262 01:16:18,871 --> 01:16:21,675 I can't believe that girl finally gave him some 1263 01:16:21,707 --> 01:16:23,442 after all of these years. 1264 01:16:23,475 --> 01:16:26,245 But you know, niggers will wait an eternity for that nookie. 1265 01:16:26,278 --> 01:16:27,746 That is not funny. 1266 01:16:29,683 --> 01:16:30,749 I know. 1267 01:16:31,550 --> 01:16:32,418 I'm sorry. 1268 01:16:33,452 --> 01:16:35,988 So what's up with Mr. Clean? 1269 01:16:36,021 --> 01:16:38,190 Girl, he treats me like a queen. 1270 01:16:39,693 --> 01:16:42,061 You know I've been over there these last couple days, right? 1271 01:16:42,094 --> 01:16:44,930 And when I tell you, I don't have to lift a finger, 1272 01:16:45,798 --> 01:16:48,567 I mean just that. 1273 01:16:48,601 --> 01:16:50,269 He takes really good care of me. 1274 01:16:53,707 --> 01:16:55,808 When was the last time you worked? 1275 01:16:55,841 --> 01:16:57,176 I'm taking the week off. 1276 01:16:57,209 --> 01:16:59,878 Oh, so you switch and dick like that, huh? 1277 01:16:59,912 --> 01:17:02,014 And now you don't wanna work. 1278 01:17:02,047 --> 01:17:05,517 I am entitled to a break every now and then, 1279 01:17:05,551 --> 01:17:07,453 I mean, I have vacation time. 1280 01:17:07,486 --> 01:17:09,755 And what's wrong with letting your man spoil you? 1281 01:17:09,788 --> 01:17:12,424 It's something these young guys know nothing about. 1282 01:17:13,792 --> 01:17:15,662 Old school spoiling you, huh? 1283 01:17:15,695 --> 01:17:17,396 Spoiling me. 1284 01:17:17,429 --> 01:17:18,330 Watch out. 1285 01:17:19,265 --> 01:17:21,433 You don't get something for nothing. 1286 01:17:21,467 --> 01:17:24,169 Look, I know you mean well, but I'm good. 1287 01:17:24,203 --> 01:17:25,639 I got it. 1288 01:17:25,672 --> 01:17:27,139 - I got it. - Okay. 1289 01:17:28,708 --> 01:17:30,744 Let's go, let's go, let's get it together. 1290 01:17:30,776 --> 01:17:31,711 What you want, what you want? 1291 01:17:31,745 --> 01:17:32,811 Huh? 1292 01:17:34,179 --> 01:17:35,914 Whatever, you ain't got nothing. 1293 01:17:38,917 --> 01:17:40,286 - Finally scored. - Ha. 1294 01:17:41,420 --> 01:17:43,289 Looks like you been doing that a lot lately. 1295 01:17:43,322 --> 01:17:45,024 Ha, ha, ha, not funny. 1296 01:17:45,991 --> 01:17:47,426 Stacy's a great girl. 1297 01:17:48,294 --> 01:17:49,795 And you traded her in for somebody 1298 01:17:49,828 --> 01:17:50,896 who gave you a major heartbreak. 1299 01:17:52,398 --> 01:17:54,867 I'm just trying to make sure she don't do that to you again. 1300 01:17:54,900 --> 01:17:56,670 Look, it ain't even like that anymore, bro. 1301 01:17:56,703 --> 01:17:57,503 All right? 1302 01:17:57,536 --> 01:17:58,672 And besides we grown now 1303 01:17:58,705 --> 01:18:01,641 and she apologized for all that college BS. 1304 01:18:01,675 --> 01:18:02,841 So, you all packed up ready to move 1305 01:18:02,875 --> 01:18:03,976 to another woman house? 1306 01:18:04,877 --> 01:18:06,713 Oh, so you brought the jokes, huh? 1307 01:18:06,746 --> 01:18:08,347 Yeah, I'm ready to go, man. 1308 01:18:08,380 --> 01:18:10,482 Look, Ms. Johnson thinks I'm ready to be 1309 01:18:10,516 --> 01:18:11,950 an HR manager anyway. 1310 01:18:11,984 --> 01:18:14,186 So, that means I ain't gonna be at Jasmine's house 1311 01:18:14,219 --> 01:18:14,820 for too long. 1312 01:18:14,853 --> 01:18:15,921 Make my own money, 1313 01:18:15,954 --> 01:18:18,090 get my own spot and make it look good. 1314 01:18:18,624 --> 01:18:20,059 All right. 1315 01:18:20,092 --> 01:18:22,328 I just hope it's worth ending a perfectly good relationship. 1316 01:18:22,361 --> 01:18:24,897 Dude, you act like she wasn't stepping out on me, man. 1317 01:18:24,930 --> 01:18:26,666 You was fucking Jasmine, bro 1318 01:18:26,700 --> 01:18:27,767 Yeah, but she didn't know. 1319 01:18:27,801 --> 01:18:30,402 She knew, they always know. 1320 01:18:31,370 --> 01:18:33,105 They smarter than us. 1321 01:18:35,507 --> 01:18:36,375 Yeah, I know man. 1322 01:18:36,408 --> 01:18:37,644 Look, whatever, all right. 1323 01:18:37,677 --> 01:18:39,211 Onto a brighter note, 1324 01:18:39,244 --> 01:18:41,013 I'm gonna start working a new position 1325 01:18:41,046 --> 01:18:44,450 which means I make more money and I get to wake up every day 1326 01:18:44,483 --> 01:18:47,319 to the woman that I always wanted to wake up to. 1327 01:18:48,087 --> 01:18:49,421 It's a perfect life, dude. 1328 01:18:49,455 --> 01:18:50,923 What can go wrong? 1329 01:18:54,493 --> 01:18:57,731 Man, that was the wind man and velocity, man. 1330 01:18:57,764 --> 01:19:00,332 You know how the air, it's physics, man? 1331 01:19:00,366 --> 01:19:02,601 Pick up a book, I ain't trying to teach. 1332 01:19:02,635 --> 01:19:05,571 Your woman skills just like your basketball skills. 1333 01:19:06,572 --> 01:19:07,473 Both trash. 1334 01:19:19,652 --> 01:19:20,953 All right. 1335 01:19:22,187 --> 01:19:27,393 Well, Ms. Rose, your resume looks impressive. 1336 01:19:30,362 --> 01:19:31,997 Let me ask you what skills do you possess 1337 01:19:32,030 --> 01:19:33,532 to contribute to this company? 1338 01:19:33,565 --> 01:19:34,533 Well, I'm detail oriented 1339 01:19:34,566 --> 01:19:37,837 and I'm punctual and I work well with others. 1340 01:19:37,871 --> 01:19:39,672 Well, that's an excellent answer. 1341 01:19:40,707 --> 01:19:42,074 Well, Ms. Rose, I feel comfortable 1342 01:19:42,107 --> 01:19:43,375 moving forward with you, 1343 01:19:43,409 --> 01:19:45,611 your resume and your references back up your claim. 1344 01:19:45,645 --> 01:19:46,846 And if you're interested, 1345 01:19:46,880 --> 01:19:48,914 I would like to offer you the data entry position. 1346 01:19:48,947 --> 01:19:50,582 Yes, I would love that. 1347 01:19:50,616 --> 01:19:51,917 Fantastic. 1348 01:19:51,950 --> 01:19:53,952 If you would, please see the reception on your way out 1349 01:19:53,986 --> 01:19:55,087 to finish all the paperwork 1350 01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:56,656 and we'll look forward to working with you. 1351 01:19:56,689 --> 01:19:58,190 - All right. - Congratulations. 1352 01:19:58,223 --> 01:19:59,525 - Thank you. - Have a great day. 1353 01:19:59,558 --> 01:20:00,426 You too. 1354 01:20:39,431 --> 01:20:40,299 Hi bae. 1355 01:20:42,401 --> 01:20:43,235 How you doing? 1356 01:20:44,102 --> 01:20:45,337 No, no, no, I'm fine. 1357 01:20:46,004 --> 01:20:47,973 Good, everything's good. 1358 01:20:50,643 --> 01:20:52,611 Yes., yes, I'll be home soon. 1359 01:20:52,645 --> 01:20:54,146 Just wrapping up things now. 1360 01:20:56,850 --> 01:20:57,717 K, see you soon. 1361 01:20:58,885 --> 01:20:59,752 Bye. 1362 01:21:17,603 --> 01:21:19,037 Honey, I'm home. 1363 01:21:21,273 --> 01:21:23,075 I always wanted to say that. 1364 01:21:24,911 --> 01:21:26,646 Hey baby, I made you some coffee. 1365 01:21:26,679 --> 01:21:28,882 Hey thanks, babe, I need it. 1366 01:21:28,915 --> 01:21:32,150 Damn, you come home from work working. 1367 01:21:32,184 --> 01:21:34,319 Hope you getting paid double for that. 1368 01:21:34,821 --> 01:21:35,855 I wish. 1369 01:21:35,889 --> 01:21:38,190 Now I know what teachers feel like. 1370 01:21:38,223 --> 01:21:39,491 We have this new client 1371 01:21:39,525 --> 01:21:41,293 that wants us to promote his brand of socks, 1372 01:21:41,326 --> 01:21:42,996 but he hasn't given us enough money 1373 01:21:43,028 --> 01:21:45,364 for commercials or billboards. 1374 01:21:46,365 --> 01:21:47,667 Well, you're just gonna have 1375 01:21:47,700 --> 01:21:48,968 to hit social media real hard. 1376 01:21:49,002 --> 01:21:50,003 You know what? 1377 01:21:50,035 --> 01:21:51,971 Find one of those YouTubers, right, 1378 01:21:52,005 --> 01:21:53,438 and bloggers or whatever the case may be. 1379 01:21:53,472 --> 01:21:57,309 They got over a million views and have them promote for you. 1380 01:21:57,342 --> 01:21:58,410 Chuck 'em a couple dollars. 1381 01:21:58,443 --> 01:21:59,913 They'd be more than happy to do it. 1382 01:21:59,946 --> 01:22:02,114 Plus, that'd be good publicity for you. 1383 01:22:03,215 --> 01:22:05,117 Now, if you're looking for older folks, 1384 01:22:05,150 --> 01:22:06,953 then Facebook's the way to go. 1385 01:22:06,986 --> 01:22:08,353 They're always on Facebook. 1386 01:22:09,321 --> 01:22:12,624 Babe, those are some really good ideas. 1387 01:22:12,659 --> 01:22:14,359 Thank you. 1388 01:22:14,393 --> 01:22:16,428 No problem, anything for my baby. 1389 01:22:23,068 --> 01:22:24,136 Hey babe? 1390 01:22:26,538 --> 01:22:27,674 What's for dinner? 1391 01:22:27,707 --> 01:22:30,009 Oh, I had the munchies and I had take out 1392 01:22:30,043 --> 01:22:32,544 so you gotta fend for yourself tonight. 1393 01:22:33,846 --> 01:22:34,747 Well, dang. 1394 01:22:36,049 --> 01:22:38,450 So, your man come home from a long day at work 1395 01:22:38,483 --> 01:22:40,419 and you ain't got no dinner ready? 1396 01:22:40,452 --> 01:22:41,721 A sandwich made? 1397 01:22:41,754 --> 01:22:42,387 Nothing like that? 1398 01:22:42,421 --> 01:22:44,122 I mean, what's up with that? 1399 01:22:44,156 --> 01:22:45,524 I wasn't tripping when I came in here, 1400 01:22:45,557 --> 01:22:48,861 you weren't in the kitchen slaving over my supper. 1401 01:22:48,895 --> 01:22:49,628 Supper? 1402 01:22:50,629 --> 01:22:54,701 David, listen, I probably shoulda told you 1403 01:22:54,734 --> 01:22:59,338 before you moved over 200 miles that I don't cook. 1404 01:22:59,371 --> 01:23:00,640 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1405 01:23:00,673 --> 01:23:04,010 You don't cook or you don't know how to cook? 1406 01:23:04,043 --> 01:23:05,277 There's a difference. 1407 01:23:06,144 --> 01:23:08,146 Listen, I'm a feminist. 1408 01:23:08,180 --> 01:23:09,581 And I believe in equality. 1409 01:23:09,615 --> 01:23:13,052 Non-gender roles in the workplace and at home. 1410 01:23:13,086 --> 01:23:14,419 We're equal. 1411 01:23:15,354 --> 01:23:16,756 So, you trying to tell me 1412 01:23:16,789 --> 01:23:20,492 a brother can't get rice and steak because I have a penis. 1413 01:23:23,663 --> 01:23:24,631 You're not listening. 1414 01:23:25,564 --> 01:23:27,265 Okay, let me ask you a question, babe. 1415 01:23:27,299 --> 01:23:28,101 Let me get this straight. 1416 01:23:28,133 --> 01:23:29,301 Let me ask you a question. 1417 01:23:29,334 --> 01:23:31,871 If I was to make your favorite dish right now, 1418 01:23:32,972 --> 01:23:35,607 would that make you less of a feminist? 1419 01:23:35,642 --> 01:23:36,976 Of course not. 1420 01:23:37,010 --> 01:23:38,343 Then you shouldn't feel like a feminist 1421 01:23:38,377 --> 01:23:40,312 having to cook for your man. 1422 01:23:40,345 --> 01:23:43,215 In fact, some of your single, man-less, 1423 01:23:43,248 --> 01:23:45,918 no sex-having friends will probably be proud of you. 1424 01:23:46,953 --> 01:23:48,553 So, what makes you think 1425 01:23:48,587 --> 01:23:50,188 that I have feminist friends out here 1426 01:23:50,222 --> 01:23:51,658 that's not having sex? 1427 01:23:51,691 --> 01:23:54,060 'Cause niggers ain't putting up with that shit. 1428 01:23:54,093 --> 01:23:54,861 Straight up. 1429 01:23:54,894 --> 01:23:56,161 We do not deal with that. 1430 01:23:56,194 --> 01:23:58,530 Unless you got a white man or a Asian and you know 1431 01:23:58,563 --> 01:24:02,334 and I know they coming up short. 1432 01:24:08,473 --> 01:24:12,779 Babe, listen, let's not fight. 1433 01:24:12,812 --> 01:24:14,179 Let's make love instead. 1434 01:24:14,881 --> 01:24:15,682 Hmm. 1435 01:24:16,548 --> 01:24:18,550 Can't get hard on an empty stomach. 1436 01:24:19,484 --> 01:24:20,352 Excuse me. 1437 01:24:23,288 --> 01:24:25,792 Wanna make love make him a damn Subway sandwich, 1438 01:24:25,825 --> 01:24:28,193 ramen noodles, serious, nothing for me. 1439 01:24:37,269 --> 01:24:38,336 Hey, babe. 1440 01:24:42,607 --> 01:24:44,409 Hey, babe, how was your day? 1441 01:24:48,881 --> 01:24:52,551 I swear, the people that I got working for me right now, 1442 01:24:52,584 --> 01:24:54,687 they need to be micromanaged. 1443 01:24:54,721 --> 01:24:55,688 That bad, huh? 1444 01:24:56,555 --> 01:24:57,422 Here. 1445 01:25:01,127 --> 01:25:02,327 All right. 1446 01:25:07,633 --> 01:25:08,500 Ouch. 1447 01:25:09,468 --> 01:25:10,335 Ouch. 1448 01:25:16,042 --> 01:25:16,943 Are you okay? 1449 01:25:18,211 --> 01:25:20,713 I'm just glad this day is over with. 1450 01:25:20,747 --> 01:25:23,750 I'll deal with all that madness tomorrow when I get back. 1451 01:25:25,118 --> 01:25:27,787 Bae, rub my feet. 1452 01:25:28,988 --> 01:25:29,856 I got ya. 1453 01:25:31,724 --> 01:25:32,591 Mm, mm-hmm. 1454 01:25:36,294 --> 01:25:37,797 You cooking something? 1455 01:25:37,830 --> 01:25:40,398 Oh yeah, I have baked chicken in the oven. 1456 01:25:42,235 --> 01:25:43,401 Bae, you do not have to do that. 1457 01:25:43,435 --> 01:25:45,071 I could have took care of that for you. 1458 01:25:45,104 --> 01:25:46,271 No baby, it's okay. 1459 01:25:46,304 --> 01:25:47,039 Look, I love cooking. 1460 01:25:48,473 --> 01:25:52,011 Besides, I've been cooped up in his house for awhile now. 1461 01:25:52,945 --> 01:25:54,881 Shoot, I had to do something. 1462 01:25:56,548 --> 01:26:01,754 I cooked, I cleaned, and I did the laundry. 1463 01:26:06,424 --> 01:26:08,861 - Right there. - Right there? 1464 01:26:08,895 --> 01:26:10,196 Babe, what's that? 1465 01:26:10,229 --> 01:26:11,030 What? 1466 01:26:11,063 --> 01:26:12,098 Right there. 1467 01:26:12,131 --> 01:26:13,633 Oh, I stopped by the cleaners too. 1468 01:26:13,666 --> 01:26:16,068 Those are my clothes for tomorrow. 1469 01:26:16,102 --> 01:26:17,970 Where are you going tomorrow. 1470 01:26:18,004 --> 01:26:19,571 To work. 1471 01:26:19,604 --> 01:26:22,208 You know I've been gone for a week and a half now. 1472 01:26:22,241 --> 01:26:24,210 I better get back before they give my job away. 1473 01:26:24,243 --> 01:26:29,414 Bae, no bae, I told you, 1474 01:26:30,482 --> 01:26:31,483 you don't have to go back to work. 1475 01:26:31,516 --> 01:26:32,819 I'm gonna care of you. 1476 01:26:32,852 --> 01:26:35,620 Baby, look, I have my own house and my own bills. 1477 01:26:35,655 --> 01:26:37,657 Okay, well then sell your own house 1478 01:26:37,690 --> 01:26:39,491 and put your money in your pocket. 1479 01:26:40,425 --> 01:26:41,593 Okay, Carl, that sounds great and all, 1480 01:26:41,626 --> 01:26:44,897 but we're moving way too fast. 1481 01:26:44,931 --> 01:26:48,668 Look, I enjoy my own spot and my independence. 1482 01:26:59,111 --> 01:27:00,512 Independence. 1483 01:27:13,793 --> 01:27:14,861 Independence. 1484 01:27:26,038 --> 01:27:30,542 You know, Stacy, independent is for single people. 1485 01:27:31,543 --> 01:27:32,879 So, you need to decide what you wanna do. 1486 01:27:32,912 --> 01:27:35,480 Do you wanna be single and independent? 1487 01:27:35,513 --> 01:27:37,884 Or, do you wanna be happy with a man who loves you 1488 01:27:37,917 --> 01:27:40,987 and wanna take care of you for the rest of your life? 1489 01:27:41,020 --> 01:27:42,688 I can take care of myself. 1490 01:27:43,455 --> 01:27:45,791 Look, I don't need you for that. 1491 01:27:45,825 --> 01:27:46,692 Oh really? 1492 01:27:48,728 --> 01:27:52,732 Baby, all I'm saying is that I just need you to love me. 1493 01:27:53,733 --> 01:27:55,201 That's it? 1494 01:27:55,234 --> 01:27:56,769 Nothing more, nothing less. 1495 01:27:58,403 --> 01:28:00,740 Look, I like working. 1496 01:28:01,908 --> 01:28:03,575 I really love nursing. 1497 01:28:07,914 --> 01:28:09,916 Please don't be threatened by that. 1498 01:28:11,784 --> 01:28:12,652 Threatened. 1499 01:28:20,525 --> 01:28:21,593 Independent. 1500 01:28:24,096 --> 01:28:25,932 I hope you know what that means. 1501 01:29:54,854 --> 01:29:57,823 Grass ain't always greener on the other side, is it? 1502 01:29:57,857 --> 01:30:01,794 Man, did you come here to say I told you so 1503 01:30:01,827 --> 01:30:04,096 or come drink with your boy? 1504 01:30:04,130 --> 01:30:04,997 Both. 1505 01:30:05,698 --> 01:30:06,832 Damn, you know this tap beer 1506 01:30:06,866 --> 01:30:09,301 sure do taste sweeter than a nigger ride. 1507 01:30:12,138 --> 01:30:13,538 Where you staying at now? 1508 01:30:15,141 --> 01:30:16,275 North side of Austin. 1509 01:30:17,910 --> 01:30:20,980 All I do is eat, sleep, and work. 1510 01:30:23,082 --> 01:30:25,418 Man, I am done with women 1511 01:30:25,451 --> 01:30:27,552 and I am done with relationships. 1512 01:30:27,585 --> 01:30:29,889 From now on my work is my new woman 1513 01:30:29,922 --> 01:30:32,024 and I'm gonna give her my undivided attention. 1514 01:30:33,292 --> 01:30:35,895 And just like a woman work is gonna tell you 1515 01:30:35,928 --> 01:30:37,730 that you're not doing enough. 1516 01:30:39,665 --> 01:30:40,900 Who are you talking to on the phone? 1517 01:30:40,933 --> 01:30:42,835 Why you gotta be up so late? 1518 01:30:43,502 --> 01:30:44,870 Do you love me? 1519 01:30:44,904 --> 01:30:48,240 Oh, and the most nauseating words you can say to a man, 1520 01:30:49,574 --> 01:30:51,043 'We need to talk." 1521 01:30:52,610 --> 01:30:53,913 Face it, man. 1522 01:30:53,946 --> 01:30:56,248 We can't win with women or with work, 1523 01:30:57,582 --> 01:31:00,186 we've gotta do our best and put up with they shit. 1524 01:31:01,520 --> 01:31:03,856 What was the last straw with Jasmine anyway? 1525 01:31:05,357 --> 01:31:08,160 Besides the fact that she can't cook, she don't clean. 1526 01:31:08,194 --> 01:31:08,928 She don't do nothing. 1527 01:31:09,995 --> 01:31:15,000 Her process focus process is what she calls it. 1528 01:31:15,968 --> 01:31:16,836 What's that? 1529 01:31:17,570 --> 01:31:19,271 Weed. 1530 01:31:19,305 --> 01:31:21,807 The girl smoke like a chimney. 1531 01:31:21,841 --> 01:31:25,444 I mean every day, all day, in the house, 1532 01:31:25,478 --> 01:31:26,879 out the house, in the car, 1533 01:31:26,912 --> 01:31:30,783 out the car, in the bathroom, while she's taking a shower, 1534 01:31:30,816 --> 01:31:32,651 can't get away from the snitch. 1535 01:31:33,853 --> 01:31:35,955 I guess she couldn't smell the Kush 1536 01:31:35,988 --> 01:31:38,623 through all the badussy in the air. 1537 01:31:38,657 --> 01:31:40,092 Clouded your judgment. 1538 01:31:41,327 --> 01:31:43,628 Man, at least we split on good terms though. 1539 01:31:43,662 --> 01:31:44,730 You know? 1540 01:31:46,765 --> 01:31:48,801 Guess it just wasn't meant to be. 1541 01:31:51,604 --> 01:31:53,239 That's cool. 1542 01:31:53,272 --> 01:31:54,440 You know, it's a good thing 1543 01:31:54,473 --> 01:31:55,708 that work is your new woman 1544 01:31:55,741 --> 01:31:59,612 because you would not like to know how fine Stacy 1545 01:31:59,645 --> 01:32:00,813 is looking these days. 1546 01:32:00,846 --> 01:32:03,415 Hey say, man, don't be looking at my girl, man. 1547 01:32:04,550 --> 01:32:06,252 She not nobody's girl, 1548 01:32:06,285 --> 01:32:08,954 at least for the last few months out in there. 1549 01:32:10,689 --> 01:32:12,725 Dude, why don't you tell me, man? 1550 01:32:12,758 --> 01:32:14,326 You know she blocked my phone number, right? 1551 01:32:14,360 --> 01:32:17,129 Block me from Facebook, blocked me from The Gram. 1552 01:32:19,765 --> 01:32:21,867 Both of y'all needed space to heal 1553 01:32:22,768 --> 01:32:25,371 and find out what's truly important. 1554 01:32:25,404 --> 01:32:26,672 Especially you. 1555 01:32:27,673 --> 01:32:29,041 Hey, come on with that bullshit, man. 1556 01:32:29,074 --> 01:32:31,010 Look, I need to see her, all right? 1557 01:32:31,043 --> 01:32:33,045 I know, I'll drop by her place. 1558 01:32:33,078 --> 01:32:33,746 She moved. 1559 01:32:33,779 --> 01:32:34,513 I'll call her on the phone. 1560 01:32:34,547 --> 01:32:35,548 Her number changed. 1561 01:32:35,581 --> 01:32:36,949 Well damn, Rob, help me out, man. 1562 01:32:36,982 --> 01:32:38,751 How am I supposed to see her? 1563 01:32:48,561 --> 01:32:50,462 Let's take a moment to just breathe. 1564 01:32:51,630 --> 01:32:53,299 I'm glad you chose Galveston to go running. 1565 01:32:53,332 --> 01:32:56,368 I'm enjoying the breeze, but anything after 100 yards 1566 01:32:56,402 --> 01:32:57,570 is my cool down. 1567 01:32:57,603 --> 01:32:59,305 See, you got all this energy 1568 01:32:59,338 --> 01:33:01,040 since Mr. Clean has slowed down. 1569 01:33:01,073 --> 01:33:01,941 Slowed down? 1570 01:33:01,974 --> 01:33:04,343 Shoot, it's more like a screeching halt. 1571 01:33:04,376 --> 01:33:07,213 Girl, he wanted a different type of housewife. 1572 01:33:07,246 --> 01:33:09,649 One that doesn't cook, doesn't clean, 1573 01:33:09,683 --> 01:33:11,317 and have sex all the time. 1574 01:33:11,350 --> 01:33:12,284 I couldn't do that. 1575 01:33:13,219 --> 01:33:14,688 Oh, the torture. 1576 01:33:15,454 --> 01:33:16,989 What's his number again? 1577 01:33:18,424 --> 01:33:19,291 Don't do that. 1578 01:33:19,325 --> 01:33:20,694 Now, you know you have Roger. 1579 01:33:20,726 --> 01:33:23,562 Besides, I just wanted better for myself. 1580 01:33:23,596 --> 01:33:25,731 You know how I feel about my independence. 1581 01:33:25,764 --> 01:33:28,334 Girl, any woman will let a man like that, 1582 01:33:28,367 --> 01:33:30,637 lock them up and throw away the key, girl. 1583 01:33:30,670 --> 01:33:32,404 Shit, you can come visit me on the weekend 1584 01:33:32,438 --> 01:33:33,806 like one of them felons. 1585 01:33:36,308 --> 01:33:38,877 Let me tell you what put a nail in our relationship. 1586 01:33:38,911 --> 01:33:40,980 It's when he said he didn't want any children. 1587 01:33:41,013 --> 01:33:43,249 You know how long I've been wanting to have kids? 1588 01:33:44,416 --> 01:33:46,785 I can see 'em now, running around the house 1589 01:33:46,819 --> 01:33:48,120 with me and my husband. 1590 01:33:49,455 --> 01:33:52,391 Yeah, that was just something I just couldn't give up. 1591 01:33:53,392 --> 01:33:54,728 I don't know. 1592 01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,562 Anyways, one more lap? 1593 01:33:56,595 --> 01:33:57,529 Oh no, you go ahead without me. 1594 01:33:57,563 --> 01:33:59,365 - I'm a meet you back here. - Uh-uh. 1595 01:34:18,617 --> 01:34:22,421 You know I appreciate you doing this for me, huh Michelle? 1596 01:34:22,454 --> 01:34:26,892 I'm doing this for Stacy and I can't promise you anything 1597 01:34:26,925 --> 01:34:28,527 and she may not even talk to you. 1598 01:34:29,828 --> 01:34:32,097 Rob thinks you're truly sorry for what you did. 1599 01:34:32,131 --> 01:34:33,032 I am. 1600 01:34:33,065 --> 01:34:35,334 Destroying a perfectly good relationship? 1601 01:34:36,268 --> 01:34:38,137 I hope you know what you want this time, 1602 01:34:38,170 --> 01:34:40,707 because if you hurt her again, 1603 01:34:40,740 --> 01:34:42,676 she won't be the only one in this relationship 1604 01:34:42,709 --> 01:34:44,276 with a hole in her heart. 1605 01:34:44,310 --> 01:34:45,177 You feel me? 1606 01:34:47,579 --> 01:34:52,584 Yeah, I feel you. 1607 01:35:13,472 --> 01:35:14,940 What are you doing here? 1608 01:35:14,973 --> 01:35:16,241 I needed to see you. 1609 01:35:17,142 --> 01:35:18,177 That won't be necessary. 1610 01:35:18,210 --> 01:35:19,011 I can walk. 1611 01:35:19,044 --> 01:35:20,312 No, no, no, wait, wait, 1612 01:35:20,346 --> 01:35:24,216 please, Stace, please just give me a moment, okay? 1613 01:35:25,184 --> 01:35:26,720 What do you possibly have to say to me? 1614 01:35:26,753 --> 01:35:27,920 Huh? 1615 01:35:27,953 --> 01:35:30,089 Oh, oh, that you and what's her name broke up? 1616 01:35:30,989 --> 01:35:32,759 I mean, that is why you're here, right? 1617 01:35:32,792 --> 01:35:33,859 No. 1618 01:35:35,027 --> 01:35:37,896 Stacy, me and her broke up awhile ago, okay? 1619 01:35:39,398 --> 01:35:40,332 Look, I'm sorry. 1620 01:35:44,804 --> 01:35:46,105 Just can't get you off my mind. 1621 01:35:47,106 --> 01:35:49,475 I've been thinking about you for months now. 1622 01:35:52,277 --> 01:35:54,346 Look Stace, I was wrong, okay? 1623 01:35:55,614 --> 01:35:57,983 I thought I knew what I wanted, but I didn't. 1624 01:36:01,220 --> 01:36:05,725 Being dishonest and unfaithful was the biggest regret. 1625 01:36:05,759 --> 01:36:07,660 The hugest mistake of my life. 1626 01:36:13,165 --> 01:36:16,935 So, it took you a few years to figure that out, huh? 1627 01:36:16,969 --> 01:36:20,372 A few years of wasting my time to figure that out. 1628 01:36:20,406 --> 01:36:21,775 Look, I forgive you. 1629 01:36:21,808 --> 01:36:22,642 All right? 1630 01:36:22,675 --> 01:36:23,542 You're off the hook. 1631 01:36:24,243 --> 01:36:25,678 We just wasn't meant to be. 1632 01:36:25,712 --> 01:36:27,413 Well, yes we are. 1633 01:36:27,446 --> 01:36:29,281 Listen, what if I don't wanna be off the hook? 1634 01:36:29,314 --> 01:36:30,182 Huh? 1635 01:36:30,215 --> 01:36:31,550 What if I wanna be on the hook with you 1636 01:36:31,583 --> 01:36:33,085 for the rest of my life? 1637 01:36:35,789 --> 01:36:36,856 I don't wanna hear this. 1638 01:36:36,890 --> 01:36:38,691 You know how many times I heard this? 1639 01:36:39,726 --> 01:36:41,026 How do I know you don't have 1640 01:36:41,059 --> 01:36:43,529 a thousand other women stashed away waiting to fuck? 1641 01:36:44,630 --> 01:36:45,998 I promise, baby, please believe me. 1642 01:36:46,031 --> 01:36:47,199 It's no one else. 1643 01:36:47,232 --> 01:36:48,100 Just you. 1644 01:36:49,201 --> 01:36:51,470 I only want two things in this world. 1645 01:36:52,571 --> 01:36:57,943 One, to have us back together, for us to work. 1646 01:36:58,912 --> 01:36:59,978 And? 1647 01:37:08,855 --> 01:37:09,722 Stace. 1648 01:37:11,390 --> 01:37:13,258 Will you go to the ballet with me? 1649 01:37:16,028 --> 01:37:18,163 Of course I'll go to the ballet with you. 1650 01:37:25,103 --> 01:37:27,674 I'm so sorry. 1651 01:37:27,707 --> 01:37:28,641 I love you. 1652 01:39:17,866 --> 01:39:20,859 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull