1 00:00:01,219 --> 00:00:04,088 (thrilling music) 2 00:00:07,555 --> 00:00:10,787 (footsteps thudding) 3 00:00:10,822 --> 00:00:13,691 (thrilling music) 4 00:00:26,805 --> 00:00:28,442 - Rusty, pick up, come on. 5 00:00:28,477 --> 00:00:31,412 (phone rings) 6 00:00:31,447 --> 00:00:33,480 - Hi, did you get him? 7 00:00:33,515 --> 00:00:34,481 - No, no, not yet. 8 00:00:34,516 --> 00:00:36,780 He's about 500 yards up. 9 00:00:36,815 --> 00:00:38,452 This time, we're gonna get him. 10 00:00:38,487 --> 00:00:40,487 You gotta meet me at spit fork right now. 11 00:00:40,522 --> 00:00:43,259 - I'm so happy, I could just kiss you! 12 00:00:44,724 --> 00:00:45,888 - Now that's just wrong. 13 00:00:45,923 --> 00:00:47,230 - Why? 14 00:00:47,265 --> 00:00:48,297 - Because you're my sister. 15 00:00:48,332 --> 00:00:49,628 - Oops, keep forgettin'. 16 00:00:49,663 --> 00:00:50,629 - Yeah, just get on with it. 17 00:00:50,664 --> 00:00:52,400 Meet me up there. 18 00:00:52,435 --> 00:00:55,304 (thrilling music) 19 00:01:13,555 --> 00:01:14,884 - I'm so excited! 20 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:17,953 (thrilling music) 21 00:01:17,988 --> 00:01:20,923 (Bigfoot grunting) 22 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:26,830 (both shouting) 23 00:01:26,865 --> 00:01:28,502 I thought you were Bigfoot! 24 00:01:28,537 --> 00:01:31,571 - Quit you're talking, he's right over there. 25 00:01:31,606 --> 00:01:32,539 - Where? 26 00:01:32,574 --> 00:01:33,969 - Shh. 27 00:01:34,004 --> 00:01:34,937 Go, go, go. 28 00:01:36,446 --> 00:01:37,313 Get going. 29 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:41,449 (thrilling music) 30 00:01:45,488 --> 00:01:46,883 - [Rusty] He's not here! 31 00:01:46,918 --> 00:01:48,588 - [Wally] What do you mean he's not there? 32 00:01:48,623 --> 00:01:49,721 - [Rusty] He got away. 33 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:52,229 - Oh, no, he got away. 34 00:01:52,264 --> 00:01:53,890 Well, you know what? 35 00:01:53,925 --> 00:01:56,827 Next time we're gonna give him the red carpet treatment. 36 00:01:58,435 --> 00:02:01,964 - The red carpet treatment? (giggles) 37 00:02:01,999 --> 00:02:06,540 I'm ready for my closeup! (laughs) 38 00:02:06,575 --> 00:02:08,245 Now find him! 39 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,510 - Get going. 40 00:02:09,545 --> 00:02:12,744 (upbeat country music) 41 00:02:25,495 --> 00:02:27,264 ♪ Ho ♪ 42 00:02:49,519 --> 00:02:52,718 (upbeat country music) 43 00:03:19,681 --> 00:03:24,486 ♪ Ho, huh ♪ 44 00:03:24,521 --> 00:03:26,917 ♪ Ho, huh, ho ♪ 45 00:03:27,986 --> 00:03:31,394 (upbeat country music) 46 00:04:26,011 --> 00:04:29,012 (suspenseful music) 47 00:04:52,004 --> 00:04:54,807 (Bigfoot grunts) 48 00:04:57,207 --> 00:05:00,945 (suspenseful music) 49 00:05:00,980 --> 00:05:03,750 (Bigfoot grunts) 50 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:27,136 (dramatic music) 51 00:05:40,085 --> 00:05:43,559 (Bigfoot grunts softly) 52 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:47,761 (dramatic music) 53 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:50,533 (woman screams) 54 00:05:54,066 --> 00:05:58,706 (woman gasps) (phone rings) 55 00:05:58,741 --> 00:05:59,938 - Hello? 56 00:05:59,973 --> 00:06:01,940 - Hey Penny, it's Dr. Dawn. 57 00:06:01,975 --> 00:06:04,008 - Hi, Dr. Dawn. - How are you? 58 00:06:04,043 --> 00:06:06,208 - I'm doing great, how are you? 59 00:06:06,243 --> 00:06:08,111 - Listen, there's been a bunch of Bigfoot 60 00:06:08,146 --> 00:06:09,915 sightings in the area. 61 00:06:09,950 --> 00:06:11,554 I'm so excited. 62 00:06:11,589 --> 00:06:14,689 And I really think that he's close this time. 63 00:06:14,724 --> 00:06:17,824 So I've been talking to some of the girls from the team, 64 00:06:17,859 --> 00:06:20,024 and I thought what we'd do is we'd get together again. 65 00:06:20,059 --> 00:06:22,763 I really think this time we might find him. 66 00:06:22,798 --> 00:06:26,701 - Oh my God, I just had the craziest dream. 67 00:06:26,736 --> 00:06:30,639 I dreamt Bigfoot was stalking me, and there he was. 68 00:06:30,674 --> 00:06:32,168 - That's kind of an omen. 69 00:06:32,203 --> 00:06:33,840 - I think it is. 70 00:06:33,875 --> 00:06:34,973 - So the girls are all getting ready 71 00:06:35,008 --> 00:06:36,843 to come tomorrow morning. 72 00:06:36,878 --> 00:06:39,175 I've also got an ad on Craigslist for a new girl. 73 00:06:39,210 --> 00:06:41,683 So we'll meet here tomorrow, nine o'clock? 74 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:43,245 - Okay, that's perfect. 75 00:06:43,280 --> 00:06:44,521 See you then. 76 00:06:44,556 --> 00:06:45,214 - Bye. 77 00:06:47,317 --> 00:06:48,525 - Pull! (rifle cocks) 78 00:06:48,560 --> 00:06:50,087 (rifle blasts) 79 00:06:50,122 --> 00:06:51,088 Pull! (rifle cocks) 80 00:06:51,123 --> 00:06:52,925 (rifle blasts) 81 00:06:52,960 --> 00:06:53,860 Pull! (rifle cocks) 82 00:06:53,895 --> 00:06:54,960 (rifle blasts) 83 00:06:54,995 --> 00:06:56,159 Pull! (rifle cocks) 84 00:06:56,194 --> 00:06:57,732 (rifle blasts) 85 00:06:57,767 --> 00:06:58,601 Pull! (rifle cocks) 86 00:06:58,636 --> 00:07:01,296 (rifle blasts) 87 00:07:01,331 --> 00:07:02,264 Pull! (rifle cocks) 88 00:07:02,299 --> 00:07:03,804 (rifle blasts) 89 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:04,838 Pull! (rifle cocks) 90 00:07:04,873 --> 00:07:06,169 (rifle blasts) 91 00:07:06,204 --> 00:07:07,610 Pull! (rifle cocks) 92 00:07:07,645 --> 00:07:09,744 (rifle blasts) 93 00:07:09,779 --> 00:07:11,075 - You never miss. 94 00:07:13,651 --> 00:07:15,046 (rifle cocks) 95 00:07:15,081 --> 00:07:17,851 Whoa, whoa, easy, easy. (chuckles) 96 00:07:17,886 --> 00:07:18,786 Don't shoot. 97 00:07:19,855 --> 00:07:21,250 - What are you doing here? 98 00:07:21,285 --> 00:07:22,889 - Just though I'd check on my sis. 99 00:07:22,924 --> 00:07:23,923 - Yeah, well, I'm doing just fine. 100 00:07:23,958 --> 00:07:25,892 You can go now. 101 00:07:25,927 --> 00:07:28,059 - Mm, yeah, you seem real fine. 102 00:07:29,898 --> 00:07:31,227 God, you're still so angry. 103 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:34,263 I mean, Jess, it's been five years. 104 00:07:34,298 --> 00:07:36,199 When are you gonna let this go? 105 00:07:36,234 --> 00:07:38,333 - When are you gonna give a shit that our father's dead? 106 00:07:38,368 --> 00:07:42,073 - You don't think that this kills me every single day, huh? 107 00:07:42,108 --> 00:07:43,910 It was a horrible accident. 108 00:07:43,945 --> 00:07:45,747 He was in the wrong place at the wrong time. 109 00:07:45,782 --> 00:07:50,752 - It was about a bunch of greedy hunters out for Bigfoot. 110 00:07:51,689 --> 00:07:53,051 And again, he got away. 111 00:07:53,086 --> 00:07:55,724 And our father lost his life because of it. 112 00:07:55,759 --> 00:07:57,088 And it's gonna happen to somebody else 113 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:59,893 unless this damn beast is caught. 114 00:08:01,226 --> 00:08:04,194 (gentle music) 115 00:08:04,229 --> 00:08:08,165 - All right, why don't you get him? 116 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,738 - What? 117 00:08:09,773 --> 00:08:11,201 - Come on, Jess. 118 00:08:11,236 --> 00:08:13,071 You're the best shot in this neck of the woods. 119 00:08:13,106 --> 00:08:15,106 If anyone could hunt him down, it's you. 120 00:08:16,714 --> 00:08:17,581 Do it. 121 00:08:19,277 --> 00:08:20,243 Do it for dad. 122 00:08:24,986 --> 00:08:28,350 - I love you, Billy. - Love you too, kiddo. 123 00:08:30,222 --> 00:08:32,695 Now, gear up and go get him. 124 00:08:37,031 --> 00:08:40,032 (upbeat rock music) 125 00:08:49,076 --> 00:08:51,274 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 126 00:09:02,122 --> 00:09:04,320 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 127 00:09:15,740 --> 00:09:17,938 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 128 00:09:28,753 --> 00:09:30,951 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 129 00:09:41,997 --> 00:09:44,195 ♪ I'm fine ♪ 130 00:09:46,463 --> 00:09:48,298 (tires rumbling) 131 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:51,070 (horns honking) 132 00:09:55,274 --> 00:09:56,273 - Hi! 133 00:09:56,308 --> 00:09:57,175 - Hi! 134 00:09:58,046 --> 00:09:59,375 - Yay, Peggy! 135 00:09:59,410 --> 00:10:01,949 - I haven't seen you for so long! 136 00:10:01,984 --> 00:10:02,851 - Yay! 137 00:10:05,020 --> 00:10:07,218 Yay, Peggy! (squeals) 138 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,121 The whole team is back together again. 139 00:10:09,156 --> 00:10:10,419 - Oh, I'm so excited. 140 00:10:10,454 --> 00:10:12,058 - Good to see you again. - Hi, Tilly. 141 00:10:12,093 --> 00:10:13,191 - You look great. 142 00:10:13,226 --> 00:10:14,357 - And this is, Daisy. 143 00:10:14,392 --> 00:10:15,831 - Hi! 144 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:17,294 I'm Daisy May. 145 00:10:17,329 --> 00:10:19,461 - She answered the add in Craigslist, 146 00:10:19,496 --> 00:10:21,298 and I thought she was perfect. 147 00:10:21,333 --> 00:10:23,003 So Daisy's not done this before, 148 00:10:23,038 --> 00:10:24,466 so we're gonna teach her. 149 00:10:24,501 --> 00:10:28,008 - This is my first time, first time. 150 00:10:28,043 --> 00:10:29,372 - And then, Tilly, you're gonna be showing her 151 00:10:29,407 --> 00:10:30,241 how to do the sword and the toys. 152 00:10:30,276 --> 00:10:31,979 - Yes, I am. 153 00:10:32,014 --> 00:10:33,310 - Yeah. - Oh. 154 00:10:33,345 --> 00:10:35,180 Yeah. 155 00:10:35,215 --> 00:10:36,478 - And Penny, you're gonna be showing her how we 156 00:10:36,513 --> 00:10:37,886 use our sensuality to-- - To be sexy. 157 00:10:37,921 --> 00:10:40,350 - Oh, I heard he likes booties. 158 00:10:42,123 --> 00:10:44,453 And I heard Bigfoot likes big titties. 159 00:10:44,488 --> 00:10:45,322 (Dawn laughs) 160 00:10:45,357 --> 00:10:46,323 Right? 161 00:10:46,358 --> 00:10:47,456 (jugs of water sloshing) 162 00:10:47,491 --> 00:10:49,062 - So we're gonna seduce him out, 163 00:10:49,097 --> 00:10:50,998 but this time we're gonna find him. 164 00:10:51,033 --> 00:10:53,231 And I even heard that they've had these wolf calls, 165 00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:54,771 like woo, hoo, hoo! 166 00:10:54,806 --> 00:10:57,268 You know, the Bigfoot making noises. 167 00:10:57,303 --> 00:11:00,139 - But like is the local news gonna be here? 168 00:11:00,174 --> 00:11:01,536 Is like CNN? 169 00:11:01,571 --> 00:11:04,176 - Oh, when we get selfies with Bigfoot, 170 00:11:04,211 --> 00:11:06,112 and then when we actually interview him, 171 00:11:06,147 --> 00:11:07,949 oh, we're gonna have so much press. 172 00:11:07,984 --> 00:11:09,786 - But like how long do you think it's gonna be 173 00:11:09,821 --> 00:11:11,150 before we get famous? 174 00:11:11,185 --> 00:11:12,481 - Oh, right away. 175 00:11:12,516 --> 00:11:13,823 - Yeah, it's instant. - Right away. 176 00:11:13,858 --> 00:11:15,286 - Then I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. 177 00:11:15,321 --> 00:11:16,991 - So do you guys have outfits for the hunt? 178 00:11:17,026 --> 00:11:18,795 - I do, I do, I do. 179 00:11:18,830 --> 00:11:20,159 - Yeah, sexy stuff? 180 00:11:20,194 --> 00:11:21,292 Okay, let's change. - Let's do it. 181 00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:22,293 - Okay. - Let's go. 182 00:11:22,328 --> 00:11:25,494 (upbeat country music) 183 00:11:28,532 --> 00:11:31,236 - Hi, my name is Penny Blossom, 184 00:11:31,271 --> 00:11:33,568 and I'm an internet influencer. 185 00:11:33,603 --> 00:11:36,439 I have a lot of people following me, 186 00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:40,179 and I have sponsors that pay me money because they like me. 187 00:11:40,214 --> 00:11:42,049 They think I'm cute. 188 00:11:42,084 --> 00:11:44,821 But the main reason is I get visited from celebrities 189 00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:47,450 that have passed away and they come and see me 190 00:11:47,485 --> 00:11:49,287 because they tell me I'm special. 191 00:11:50,928 --> 00:11:53,390 - Hi, I'm Dr. Dawn. 192 00:11:55,229 --> 00:11:57,526 This is gonna be my third expedition to find Bigfoot. 193 00:11:57,561 --> 00:12:01,266 And this time we're gonna find him. 194 00:12:01,301 --> 00:12:03,136 I'm so excited. 195 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:05,237 I've actually been an enthusiastic about Bigfoot 196 00:12:05,272 --> 00:12:07,602 since I was a little girl in England, 197 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:10,440 and I was part of the Girl Guides. 198 00:12:10,475 --> 00:12:12,376 Girl Scouts over here, but that, you know, 199 00:12:12,411 --> 00:12:14,246 we're more hardcore in England. 200 00:12:15,150 --> 00:12:16,919 - I'm Daisy May. 201 00:12:16,954 --> 00:12:19,889 I'm a stripper by trade, 202 00:12:19,924 --> 00:12:22,485 but I'm trying to make a career change 203 00:12:22,520 --> 00:12:26,258 and become a successful famous person. 204 00:12:26,293 --> 00:12:30,163 So what happened was I'm at my strip club, 205 00:12:30,198 --> 00:12:32,495 and I'm talking to one of my regulars. 206 00:12:32,530 --> 00:12:37,533 And his friend comes in and says, "Guess what, Charlie?" 207 00:12:38,470 --> 00:12:40,338 That's my regular. 208 00:12:40,373 --> 00:12:43,440 "There is a Bigfoot out in the woods on the loose." 209 00:12:43,475 --> 00:12:46,377 - My name is Tilly Takahashi. 210 00:12:46,412 --> 00:12:49,083 I'm half-German and half-Japanese. 211 00:12:49,118 --> 00:12:52,086 My mother was German, and she named me Tilly 212 00:12:52,121 --> 00:12:54,352 because I have bravery and strength. 213 00:12:54,387 --> 00:12:58,158 And my father gave me his sword on his deathbed. 214 00:12:58,193 --> 00:13:01,557 So I travel with it wherever I go. 215 00:13:01,592 --> 00:13:04,263 Even in the forest, even when I'm on the bathroom. 216 00:13:04,298 --> 00:13:06,166 You know why? 217 00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:08,366 Because Bigfoot can sneak up on you in the forest. 218 00:13:08,401 --> 00:13:10,940 Even when you're popping a squat! 219 00:13:10,975 --> 00:13:15,978 - Ahoy maties, I'm Jesse James from Bigfoot or Bust. 220 00:13:17,641 --> 00:13:20,048 And I have a plan to come back and prove to everyone 221 00:13:20,083 --> 00:13:24,151 that Bigfoot exists and bring him back alive. 222 00:13:25,253 --> 00:13:26,252 But in my care. 223 00:13:27,321 --> 00:13:29,453 I have a way of taming beasts. 224 00:13:29,488 --> 00:13:31,686 - Hi, I'm Rusty Ready. 225 00:13:31,721 --> 00:13:33,259 I'm Wally's sister. 226 00:13:33,294 --> 00:13:34,997 Well, I used to think we were cousins, 227 00:13:35,032 --> 00:13:37,428 but I found out he's my brother, 228 00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:40,101 which is so strange because also there's a rumor 229 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:42,598 in our family that we're related to Bigfoot. 230 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:45,502 And it's been my dream since I was a little, little, little, 231 00:13:45,537 --> 00:13:50,507 little, little girl to capture Bigfoot, and I'm gon do it. 232 00:13:52,115 --> 00:13:56,018 If I have to entice him any way I can. (giggles) 233 00:13:57,681 --> 00:14:01,353 - Hi, I'm Wally, and I am a lean, mean killing machine. 234 00:14:01,388 --> 00:14:03,190 - Lean? 235 00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:04,686 - I even got firepower because the number one thing 236 00:14:04,721 --> 00:14:08,492 that's on my plate right now is Bigfoot. 237 00:14:08,527 --> 00:14:10,296 He's mine. 238 00:14:10,331 --> 00:14:13,200 I'm gonna get very large amounts of money for that thing. 239 00:14:13,235 --> 00:14:15,202 Big smelly turd. 240 00:14:15,237 --> 00:14:18,238 By the way, these are my horses. 241 00:14:18,273 --> 00:14:20,504 (sheep bleating) 242 00:14:20,539 --> 00:14:22,110 This is my farm. 243 00:14:22,145 --> 00:14:24,046 You go on my website anytime you want 244 00:14:24,081 --> 00:14:28,545 because I can teach you how to ride one of them horses. 245 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:31,988 (upbeat country music) 246 00:14:33,618 --> 00:14:36,322 - Okay, ladies, are we locked and loaded and ready to go? 247 00:14:36,357 --> 00:14:37,356 - Yes, we are. 248 00:14:37,391 --> 00:14:39,457 I got my crossbow. 249 00:14:39,492 --> 00:14:40,722 - Ready to shoot. 250 00:14:40,757 --> 00:14:42,394 - Woo! - My darts. 251 00:14:42,429 --> 00:14:44,660 - Now, Daisy, I have an instrument here. 252 00:14:44,695 --> 00:14:46,365 - Okay. - I'm gonna give you this. 253 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,071 This is a tranquilizer gun, right? 254 00:14:49,106 --> 00:14:51,304 Just 'cause it's your first time and everything. 255 00:14:51,339 --> 00:14:52,668 - What does it do? 256 00:14:52,703 --> 00:14:54,274 - If he gets close, you're gonna, 257 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:55,440 you're gonna shoot him with it. 258 00:14:55,475 --> 00:14:57,046 - Okay, okay, where? 259 00:14:57,081 --> 00:14:58,641 In the butt, right, in the butt? 260 00:14:58,676 --> 00:14:59,510 - I say in the butt. - In the butt, in the butt? 261 00:14:59,545 --> 00:15:01,149 - Oh no, no. 262 00:15:01,184 --> 00:15:02,315 We need to shoot him in the balls. 263 00:15:02,350 --> 00:15:04,020 - In the balls? - Ooh, nasty! 264 00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:05,747 - I mean, if he's not cooperating. 265 00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:07,419 - Like that! - Yeah, exactly. 266 00:15:07,454 --> 00:15:10,026 - And so you know the one action where you. 267 00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:11,192 - Okay. - Yeah, there you go. 268 00:15:11,227 --> 00:15:12,259 There you go. - Like that! 269 00:15:12,294 --> 00:15:13,491 - Right. - And then that. 270 00:15:13,526 --> 00:15:15,427 - And also Penny will cover you. 271 00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:18,463 Hopefully you won't shoot one of us, but if you do. 272 00:15:18,498 --> 00:15:20,399 - I have Narcan in my backpack. 273 00:15:20,434 --> 00:15:21,796 - Oh, well that would help. 274 00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:23,798 - Okay, but if I shoot him in the balls, 275 00:15:23,833 --> 00:15:25,800 how are we gonna do a good interview? 276 00:15:25,835 --> 00:15:27,472 I thought you said there's gonna be 277 00:15:27,507 --> 00:15:29,738 like news crews from all over the world. 278 00:15:29,773 --> 00:15:33,082 - We'll do the selfies first, and if he's not cooperating, 279 00:15:33,117 --> 00:15:34,479 then you shoot him in the balls. 280 00:15:34,514 --> 00:15:36,085 - I don't think this-- - We'll tell you. 281 00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:37,119 We'll tell you when to do it, yeah. 282 00:15:37,154 --> 00:15:38,351 Right, are we ready? 283 00:15:38,386 --> 00:15:39,715 - Yeah. - Are we ready to go? 284 00:15:39,750 --> 00:15:41,519 - Yes. - Yeah, let's do it ladies! 285 00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:42,784 Let's go! 286 00:15:42,819 --> 00:15:46,029 (mellow rock music) 287 00:15:52,136 --> 00:15:55,764 ♪ Desire, it's burning ♪ 288 00:15:55,799 --> 00:16:00,208 ♪ It's fire in your eyes ♪ 289 00:16:00,243 --> 00:16:04,344 ♪ The heat of the moment ♪ 290 00:16:04,379 --> 00:16:08,480 ♪ I'm murder in disguise ♪ 291 00:16:08,515 --> 00:16:13,089 ♪ Can't stop ya, now I've been away ♪ 292 00:16:13,124 --> 00:16:17,192 ♪ Won't be a fool ♪ 293 00:16:17,227 --> 00:16:22,230 ♪ Not how you win or lose, it's how you play the round ♪ 294 00:16:24,399 --> 00:16:28,269 ♪ Get to the point, oh ♪ 295 00:16:28,304 --> 00:16:31,635 ♪ The point of seduction ♪ 296 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:34,869 (suspenseful music) 297 00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:37,839 (tires screeching) 298 00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:42,646 (car door slams) 299 00:16:42,681 --> 00:16:45,286 (phone rings) 300 00:16:46,916 --> 00:16:48,223 (phone beeps) 301 00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:50,126 - Yeah, what's up, Jess? 302 00:16:50,161 --> 00:16:52,194 - Billy, you're not gonna believe what just happened. 303 00:16:52,229 --> 00:16:57,199 I'm driving my Jeep, and Bigfoot just ran across the road 304 00:16:58,301 --> 00:16:59,399 right in front of my Jeep. 305 00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:01,269 - Did you shoot him? 306 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:04,503 - I got out, I ran with my gun, but I couldn't catch him. 307 00:17:04,538 --> 00:17:05,702 But can you believe that? 308 00:17:05,737 --> 00:17:07,803 - All right, look, be careful, 309 00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:10,179 regroup and take care of business. 310 00:17:10,214 --> 00:17:12,577 - I'll get him, don't you worry. 311 00:17:12,612 --> 00:17:15,250 All right, keep you posted, bye. 312 00:17:17,947 --> 00:17:21,256 (electricity whirring) 313 00:17:21,291 --> 00:17:22,191 - Is everyone all right? 314 00:17:22,226 --> 00:17:22,851 - Yes. - Yes. 315 00:17:22,886 --> 00:17:24,127 - Okay, good. 316 00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:27,163 What year is it? 317 00:17:27,198 --> 00:17:28,296 - 2022. 318 00:17:28,331 --> 00:17:29,759 - Well, at least it's not 2020. 319 00:17:29,794 --> 00:17:31,497 (audience laugh track) 320 00:17:31,532 --> 00:17:32,729 Where is Bigfoot? 321 00:17:32,764 --> 00:17:33,862 - We're gonna find out. 322 00:17:35,668 --> 00:17:36,601 (energy whirring) 323 00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:38,207 I see him. 324 00:17:38,242 --> 00:17:38,900 - Let's go that way. 325 00:17:38,935 --> 00:17:39,769 - Yep. - Yeah. 326 00:17:39,804 --> 00:17:40,436 - Let's go. 327 00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:43,344 - Where'd you last see Bigfoot? 328 00:17:43,379 --> 00:17:44,873 - Well, last time he got really close, 329 00:17:44,908 --> 00:17:46,314 but we were watching for the droppings. 330 00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:48,448 We were looking on the ground 331 00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,648 to see if we could see any, any... 332 00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:52,320 - You mean the poop? 333 00:17:52,355 --> 00:17:53,618 - Wait, wait, hold it, hold it, guys. 334 00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,488 This thing is so heavy. 335 00:17:55,523 --> 00:17:57,490 I just don't know what to do, I can't carry it anymore. 336 00:17:57,525 --> 00:17:58,953 - Yeah, me too, this is really heavy. 337 00:17:58,988 --> 00:18:00,625 - Okay, come on, girls. 338 00:18:00,660 --> 00:18:03,496 Use your brain, put it in your backpack. 339 00:18:03,531 --> 00:18:06,532 (suspenseful music) 340 00:18:23,815 --> 00:18:26,486 - Hey there, sweetheart. 341 00:18:26,521 --> 00:18:30,655 First I got your daddy, and now I got his kin. 342 00:18:32,329 --> 00:18:33,526 (dramatic music) 343 00:18:33,561 --> 00:18:35,462 (Rusty grunts) 344 00:18:35,497 --> 00:18:37,761 (body thuds) (women gasp) 345 00:18:37,796 --> 00:18:41,369 Adios, doll. (laughs) 346 00:18:42,537 --> 00:18:45,934 (Rusty laughs maniacally) 347 00:18:50,677 --> 00:18:53,678 (suspenseful music) 348 00:18:55,044 --> 00:18:59,849 (Bigfoot grunting) (suspenseful music) 349 00:19:02,689 --> 00:19:04,788 - Oh my God, did you bitches just hear that? 350 00:19:04,823 --> 00:19:07,329 - That's Bigfoot, it's gotta be Bigfoot! 351 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:09,892 - That has to be something, that was really big. 352 00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:11,630 - Yes, let's get him! 353 00:19:11,665 --> 00:19:13,962 - Come on, girls, let's go! - Let's do this. 354 00:19:13,997 --> 00:19:15,634 - Oh my God, are you sure? 355 00:19:15,669 --> 00:19:17,834 Okay, I guess I really wanna get famous. 356 00:19:21,609 --> 00:19:22,575 - What is that? 357 00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:25,006 (women chattering) 358 00:19:25,041 --> 00:19:26,282 - Someone's hurt! 359 00:19:26,317 --> 00:19:26,942 - Oh! 360 00:19:26,977 --> 00:19:27,943 Oh! 361 00:19:27,978 --> 00:19:29,945 - Oh my God, you guys. 362 00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:31,485 Is she dead? 363 00:19:31,520 --> 00:19:32,618 Is she dead? 364 00:19:32,653 --> 00:19:34,653 - Dr. Dawn, you're a doctor. 365 00:19:34,688 --> 00:19:35,951 Is she dead? - It's Jesse. 366 00:19:38,329 --> 00:19:39,724 - Well, no, no, wait, wait, wait. 367 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:40,725 You're a doctor, you can help her. 368 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:41,924 - You're a doctor? 369 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:42,925 She's a doctor. - Are you okay? 370 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:44,564 - Yeah, she is a doctor. 371 00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:46,500 - Well, I'm not that kind of a doctor. 372 00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:47,369 - Oh! 373 00:19:47,404 --> 00:19:48,667 She's alive. 374 00:19:48,702 --> 00:19:49,833 She's alive. - What, are you okay? 375 00:19:49,868 --> 00:19:51,538 Are you okay? - Oh my God. 376 00:19:51,573 --> 00:19:52,902 - You've broken something? - You okay? 377 00:19:52,937 --> 00:19:54,475 You need help. - No, no, I'm good. 378 00:19:54,510 --> 00:19:55,476 I'm good. 379 00:19:55,511 --> 00:19:56,906 - You guys, she's alive. 380 00:19:56,941 --> 00:19:58,776 - Jesse, what are you doing here? 381 00:19:58,811 --> 00:20:00,349 - Holy cow. 382 00:20:00,384 --> 00:20:04,452 Some freaking, whatever the hell that was. 383 00:20:04,487 --> 00:20:05,354 - Bigfoot! 384 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,590 - Are you guys looking for Bigfoot too? 385 00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:12,020 - Yes. - Yeah. 386 00:20:12,055 --> 00:20:13,428 - Oh my God. - Are you looking for Bigfoot? 387 00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:14,627 - Yes. 388 00:20:14,662 --> 00:20:15,760 Yes. - Did you find him? 389 00:20:15,795 --> 00:20:17,828 - He snuck up on me. 390 00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,500 - Bigfoot threw you off the bridge? 391 00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:20,930 - Was he stinky? - I think so. 392 00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:22,668 - Oh my God, you're so lucky to be alive. 393 00:20:22,703 --> 00:20:23,966 - I know. 394 00:20:24,001 --> 00:20:25,638 - I know. - You were so close. 395 00:20:25,673 --> 00:20:27,475 Did you feel him, did you smell him? 396 00:20:27,510 --> 00:20:29,345 - I, I, I could... 397 00:20:29,380 --> 00:20:31,413 I could sense that he was there or something was there. 398 00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:32,843 And then I just saw his. 399 00:20:32,878 --> 00:20:35,912 - I'm amazed, there's not even any blood. 400 00:20:35,947 --> 00:20:37,551 - Here, help her up, help her up. 401 00:20:37,586 --> 00:20:38,046 - We were right, okay. - Can you stand up? 402 00:20:40,391 --> 00:20:41,819 - Oh, I'm fine. 403 00:20:41,854 --> 00:20:44,525 I'm good, I'm good. - You wanna join us? 404 00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,659 - I mean, really? 405 00:20:46,694 --> 00:20:48,529 - Yeah, that'd be great. - Yeah. 406 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:50,564 - [Jesse] I think that would be fricking awesome. 407 00:20:50,599 --> 00:20:52,797 - Woo! - Yay, honey! 408 00:20:52,832 --> 00:20:54,667 - There's not a scratch on you. 409 00:20:54,702 --> 00:20:55,800 - All right, guys. 410 00:20:55,835 --> 00:20:57,131 - Let's go. - Come on, yeah. 411 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:59,001 - This a-way. - Okay. 412 00:20:59,036 --> 00:21:01,069 - And stay clear of that bridge, for the love of God. 413 00:21:01,104 --> 00:21:03,742 - There's not a scratch on you, bitch. 414 00:21:03,777 --> 00:21:06,415 And you still look good. 415 00:21:06,450 --> 00:21:09,451 (letters whooshing) 416 00:21:13,754 --> 00:21:16,392 - He's gotta be out there somewhere. 417 00:21:16,427 --> 00:21:19,527 - You know, I think it's time for Bigfoot calling. 418 00:21:19,562 --> 00:21:22,123 - Yeah, Tarzan style. 419 00:21:22,158 --> 00:21:22,992 - Oh. 420 00:21:23,027 --> 00:21:25,731 (women yelling) 421 00:21:27,064 --> 00:21:28,129 - Is it working? 422 00:21:28,164 --> 00:21:28,998 (women yelling) 423 00:21:29,033 --> 00:21:30,604 - Bigfoot! 424 00:21:30,639 --> 00:21:32,474 - Let's try Jane style. 425 00:21:32,509 --> 00:21:33,475 - What's Jane style? 426 00:21:33,510 --> 00:21:34,476 - Like. 427 00:21:34,511 --> 00:21:35,070 (high-pitched yelling) 428 00:21:35,105 --> 00:21:36,071 - Oh. 429 00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:37,072 (high-pitched yelling) 430 00:21:37,107 --> 00:21:38,073 - Like a girlie one. 431 00:21:38,108 --> 00:21:40,812 (high-pitched yelling) 432 00:21:40,847 --> 00:21:41,912 Is he coming? 433 00:21:41,947 --> 00:21:43,045 No. 434 00:21:43,080 --> 00:21:45,047 Let's try ape style, like. 435 00:21:45,082 --> 00:21:46,653 (Dawn grunting) - Oh, okay. 436 00:21:46,688 --> 00:21:49,491 (women grunting) 437 00:21:50,659 --> 00:21:51,592 - [Dawn] Yeah, put with it. 438 00:21:51,627 --> 00:21:53,891 (women grunting) 439 00:21:53,926 --> 00:21:55,123 Like put it in. 440 00:21:56,533 --> 00:21:58,434 (women grunting) 441 00:21:58,469 --> 00:22:00,832 - Maybe we need to try something else. 442 00:22:00,867 --> 00:22:01,800 - Try this one. 443 00:22:02,869 --> 00:22:04,935 (high-pitched screeching) 444 00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,200 - Okay. 445 00:22:06,235 --> 00:22:07,872 (loud screeching) 446 00:22:07,907 --> 00:22:09,907 - No, no, you need to be louder than that, Penny. 447 00:22:09,942 --> 00:22:11,040 Like this. 448 00:22:11,075 --> 00:22:12,580 (high-pitched screeching) 449 00:22:12,615 --> 00:22:13,911 - Okay, let me try. 450 00:22:13,946 --> 00:22:16,452 (loud screeching) 451 00:22:16,487 --> 00:22:17,981 - [Dawn] No, no, like this one. 452 00:22:18,016 --> 00:22:19,785 (high-pitched screeching) 453 00:22:19,820 --> 00:22:20,687 - Okay. 454 00:22:22,988 --> 00:22:24,526 (low buzzing) 455 00:22:24,561 --> 00:22:27,056 (suspenseful, melodramatic music) 456 00:22:27,091 --> 00:22:28,827 - Okay, that has gotta do it. 457 00:22:28,862 --> 00:22:30,631 - That has to do it. 458 00:22:30,666 --> 00:22:31,632 Do you see him yet? 459 00:22:32,635 --> 00:22:33,667 - No. 460 00:22:33,702 --> 00:22:35,130 (quirky whooshing) 461 00:22:35,165 --> 00:22:37,869 We need some like real sound system. 462 00:22:37,904 --> 00:22:41,103 - Yeah, maybe we can try and find a real sound system, 463 00:22:41,138 --> 00:22:42,137 and that would work. - Yeah. 464 00:22:42,172 --> 00:22:43,809 - I bet that would work. 465 00:22:43,844 --> 00:22:44,909 - There's gotta be one round here somewhere. 466 00:22:44,944 --> 00:22:45,811 - Yeah. 467 00:22:47,716 --> 00:22:48,979 - Do you think he's close? 468 00:22:49,014 --> 00:22:50,684 - I think I smell him. 469 00:22:50,719 --> 00:22:51,586 - Yeah. 470 00:22:52,952 --> 00:22:55,524 We are real close, I smell him too. 471 00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:56,921 All right, team. 472 00:22:56,956 --> 00:22:58,725 We need to remember why we are here. 473 00:22:58,760 --> 00:22:59,726 - But why are we here? 474 00:22:59,761 --> 00:23:00,892 - Yeah, why are we here? 475 00:23:00,927 --> 00:23:02,597 (audience laugh track) 476 00:23:02,632 --> 00:23:04,830 - To get Bigfoot's droppings. 477 00:23:06,163 --> 00:23:08,570 - You mean we're here looking for shit? 478 00:23:09,639 --> 00:23:11,001 - Yeah. 479 00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:14,037 No, I mean, for medicinal purposes, 480 00:23:14,072 --> 00:23:16,644 we need his droppings. 481 00:23:16,679 --> 00:23:18,272 Team. 482 00:23:18,307 --> 00:23:22,815 In 2050, Bigfoot droppings are worth trillions 483 00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,718 and trillions. - Wow. 484 00:23:24,753 --> 00:23:29,591 - All we need is just two or three of those big babies, 485 00:23:30,660 --> 00:23:31,285 and we'll be trillionaires. 486 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,627 (women squeal) 487 00:23:32,662 --> 00:23:35,190 - That is great, oh my God! 488 00:23:35,225 --> 00:23:36,961 - Get it together, let's go. 489 00:23:37,898 --> 00:23:39,568 - Droppings, shit. 490 00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:44,067 - This is gonna be the third time that I've done this. 491 00:23:44,102 --> 00:23:46,234 The call me Dr. Dawn because I'm a doctor. 492 00:23:46,269 --> 00:23:50,579 I have a PhD from Oxford in chemical engineering. 493 00:23:50,614 --> 00:23:54,143 Actually it was a little, little college down the road 494 00:23:54,178 --> 00:23:55,815 from the regular Oxford. 495 00:23:55,850 --> 00:23:58,180 And it's actually in paranormal science. 496 00:23:58,215 --> 00:24:00,589 But you know, I don't tell the girls that. 497 00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:03,086 I'm a little on the edge, and I'm not sure that, 498 00:24:03,121 --> 00:24:05,693 you know, they all really appreciate that. 499 00:24:05,728 --> 00:24:08,124 - I had an Elvis sighting, 500 00:24:08,159 --> 00:24:09,763 and he asked me if he can help me. 501 00:24:09,798 --> 00:24:12,326 And I go, "Yeah, sure. 502 00:24:12,361 --> 00:24:13,965 "But you're not really Elvis, are you?" 503 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,835 He goes, "No, I'm Elvis. 504 00:24:15,870 --> 00:24:17,903 "No one can see me, but you because you're special. 505 00:24:17,938 --> 00:24:20,103 "And I'm making an appearance." 506 00:24:20,138 --> 00:24:22,303 I said, "Can I get a selfie?" 507 00:24:22,338 --> 00:24:25,174 So I took a selfie, and I turned around to finish 508 00:24:25,209 --> 00:24:28,342 putting the gas on, he just disappeared into thin air. 509 00:24:28,377 --> 00:24:31,213 - And this particular Bigfoot is 510 00:24:31,248 --> 00:24:35,558 really attracted to white girls with big booties. 511 00:24:36,759 --> 00:24:38,187 Like mine. 512 00:24:38,222 --> 00:24:40,354 - You might wonder why I joined this expedition. 513 00:24:40,389 --> 00:24:42,895 Well, I felt like the girls could use my help 514 00:24:42,930 --> 00:24:45,194 because I have sword skills! 515 00:24:45,229 --> 00:24:47,801 I think I'm very strong. 516 00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:50,166 And I don't think Bigfoot is gonna stand a chance 517 00:24:50,201 --> 00:24:53,103 against me, even though I'm much smaller than him. 518 00:24:53,138 --> 00:24:56,007 It doesn't matter, I've got brains too. 519 00:24:56,042 --> 00:24:57,844 And he's just a big oaf. 520 00:24:57,879 --> 00:25:00,209 What is he doing wandering around the forest all the time? 521 00:25:05,414 --> 00:25:06,380 - Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. 522 00:25:06,415 --> 00:25:07,623 Look, look, look. 523 00:25:08,692 --> 00:25:09,790 - [Tilly] Is that an animal? 524 00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:11,286 - It's a clue, it looks... 525 00:25:11,321 --> 00:25:13,123 - Oh my God. - Oh no, it looks like. 526 00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:16,764 - It stinks. - What is that stench? 527 00:25:16,799 --> 00:25:18,128 Ew! 528 00:25:18,163 --> 00:25:19,701 Ew, ew, ew. - It smells. 529 00:25:19,736 --> 00:25:21,230 - Ew, ew, ew. 530 00:25:21,265 --> 00:25:23,397 - Does it smell like him? - What is it? 531 00:25:23,432 --> 00:25:25,267 - Oh. - I don't wanna smell it. 532 00:25:25,302 --> 00:25:28,006 I can smell it from here, don't get closer, no! 533 00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,238 - You can see the skin underneath if you look. 534 00:25:29,273 --> 00:25:30,844 - Oh no, it's fresh. 535 00:25:30,879 --> 00:25:32,307 - It came from his butt? 536 00:25:32,342 --> 00:25:34,650 - Well, this looks like where the legs would be. 537 00:25:34,685 --> 00:25:36,751 - Maybe he's hurt. - Yeah, maybe he's hurt. 538 00:25:36,786 --> 00:25:38,181 Maybe somebody cut him. 539 00:25:38,216 --> 00:25:39,380 - Well, he hurt me, good for him. 540 00:25:39,415 --> 00:25:40,953 - So wait a second. 541 00:25:40,988 --> 00:25:42,922 Does this mean we're one more step 542 00:25:42,957 --> 00:25:45,287 closer to finding Bigfoot? 543 00:25:45,322 --> 00:25:47,322 So we're one step closer to getting famous? 544 00:25:47,357 --> 00:25:49,258 - No, I think what happened was he-- 545 00:25:49,293 --> 00:25:50,798 - Oh my God, I'm so excited. 546 00:25:50,833 --> 00:25:52,261 - He's gotta be close. 547 00:25:52,296 --> 00:25:54,131 - Okay, let's go find him. - Yeah. 548 00:25:54,166 --> 00:25:56,199 - Okay, find him. - This is my moment. 549 00:25:56,234 --> 00:25:57,365 I'm getting famous. 550 00:25:58,434 --> 00:25:59,268 I'm brave. 551 00:25:59,303 --> 00:26:00,170 Here we go! 552 00:26:03,010 --> 00:26:04,174 - Oh my God. 553 00:26:06,013 --> 00:26:08,882 (thrilling music) 554 00:26:13,955 --> 00:26:14,822 Oh my God. 555 00:26:16,353 --> 00:26:20,355 Guys, unless that's a mirage, that is a trampoline! 556 00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:22,159 - A what? - Trampoline. 557 00:26:22,194 --> 00:26:24,161 - Are you sure? - I'm positive. 558 00:26:24,196 --> 00:26:26,801 - Just like that? - Let's go check it out! 559 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:29,166 (women cheering) 560 00:26:29,201 --> 00:26:31,267 - Let's go jump on it! 561 00:26:31,302 --> 00:26:32,741 (women cheering) 562 00:26:32,776 --> 00:26:34,743 Trampoline! - God, freaking awesome. 563 00:26:34,778 --> 00:26:37,306 - Oh my God, I love trampolines. 564 00:26:37,341 --> 00:26:38,307 (women cheering) 565 00:26:38,342 --> 00:26:39,946 Oh, I am so excited! 566 00:26:41,345 --> 00:26:44,082 I love trampolines. - Who's gonna go first? 567 00:26:44,117 --> 00:26:46,051 - Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, I'm always last. 568 00:26:46,086 --> 00:26:47,184 I'm going first. 569 00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:48,790 No, I'm always fucking last. 570 00:26:48,825 --> 00:26:49,923 I'm going first, bitches, I go first. 571 00:26:49,958 --> 00:26:51,727 - Wait. 572 00:26:51,762 --> 00:26:53,157 Did you know there's actually scientific evidence 573 00:26:53,192 --> 00:26:56,765 that squeaky springs are gonna excite Bigfoot? 574 00:26:56,800 --> 00:26:58,459 - Really? - Wow. 575 00:26:58,494 --> 00:27:01,363 - So if we jump really high, we could get him all excited, 576 00:27:01,398 --> 00:27:03,035 and he could come down to us. 577 00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:06,973 - I'm really good at making beds squeak. 578 00:27:07,008 --> 00:27:08,975 So let me see what I can do. 579 00:27:09,010 --> 00:27:10,878 - Okay. - Whoa, whoa, whoa. 580 00:27:10,913 --> 00:27:13,177 Just, just, guys, be careful though, because you know, 581 00:27:13,212 --> 00:27:16,312 if he does appear, you got, you got, you know. 582 00:27:16,347 --> 00:27:17,445 - Are we ready? - We're ready. 583 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,480 - Oh my God, I'm so excited! 584 00:27:19,515 --> 00:27:21,988 ♪ Come on, yo, yo, yo ♪ 585 00:27:22,023 --> 00:27:23,759 - I need to be free! 586 00:27:25,158 --> 00:27:27,895 Free the boobies, free the boobies! 587 00:27:29,558 --> 00:27:32,295 ♪ Don't blame me if you sat on the bench at your prom ♪ 588 00:27:32,330 --> 00:27:35,265 ♪ What a joke that you're broke and you live with your mom ♪ 589 00:27:35,300 --> 00:27:38,070 ♪ I bet your man watching me and you lay there and sob ♪ 590 00:27:38,105 --> 00:27:39,775 ♪ He hasn't touched you in years ♪ 591 00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:41,205 ♪ 'Cause you're a fuckin' bachelor ♪ 592 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:44,208 ♪ So bam, you think I'm such a disgrace ♪ 593 00:27:44,243 --> 00:27:46,782 ♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪ 594 00:27:46,817 --> 00:27:49,444 ♪ So bam, could give a shit what you say ♪ 595 00:27:49,479 --> 00:27:52,920 ♪ So bam, sounds to me like you need to get laid ♪ 596 00:27:52,955 --> 00:27:55,516 ♪ Bam, I'm fucking smoking them all ♪ 597 00:27:55,551 --> 00:27:58,453 ♪ Bam, you're giving head at last call, oh my ♪ 598 00:27:58,488 --> 00:28:01,159 ♪ Bam, you hatin' 'cause you don't shine ♪ 599 00:28:01,194 --> 00:28:04,327 ♪ So bam, get a life and stay the fuck outta mine ♪ 600 00:28:04,362 --> 00:28:06,835 ♪ You're sad your tits are hanging down to your knees ♪ 601 00:28:06,870 --> 00:28:09,530 ♪ You fuckin' wish you were my smokin' 34 double Ds ♪ 602 00:28:09,565 --> 00:28:12,302 ♪ You got nothing else to do but take it all out on me ♪ 603 00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:13,974 ♪ You know you trippin', fuckin' trippin' ♪ 604 00:28:14,009 --> 00:28:15,844 ♪ On what you wish you could be ♪ 605 00:28:15,879 --> 00:28:18,143 ♪ Plus your acne's so bad that it left you with scars ♪ 606 00:28:18,178 --> 00:28:21,047 ♪ Is that what's behind how fuckin' jealous you are ♪ 607 00:28:21,082 --> 00:28:22,378 ♪ We each lose control the destiny ♪ 608 00:28:22,413 --> 00:28:24,083 ♪ Yo, where we goin' how far ♪ 609 00:28:24,118 --> 00:28:26,382 ♪ Want sweet revenge 'cause in the end ♪ 610 00:28:26,417 --> 00:28:28,285 ♪ You know damn well who's a star ♪ 611 00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:31,387 ♪ So bam, you think I'm such a disgrace ♪ 612 00:28:31,422 --> 00:28:34,225 ♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪ 613 00:28:34,260 --> 00:28:36,590 ♪ Bam, I could give a fuck what you say ♪ 614 00:28:36,625 --> 00:28:40,033 ♪ So bam, sounds to me like you need to get laid ♪ 615 00:28:40,068 --> 00:28:42,871 ♪ Bam, I'm fuckin' smokin' them all ♪ 616 00:28:42,906 --> 00:28:45,874 ♪ Bam, you're giving head at last call ♪ 617 00:28:45,909 --> 00:28:48,239 ♪ Bam, you hatin' 'cause you don't shine ♪ 618 00:28:48,274 --> 00:28:53,244 ♪ So bam, get a life and stay the fuck outta mine ♪ 619 00:28:56,953 --> 00:28:59,613 ♪ Now I know y'all get them haters that hate ya ♪ 620 00:28:59,648 --> 00:29:01,087 ♪ But you gotta know they jealous ♪ 621 00:29:01,122 --> 00:29:02,990 ♪ Or mad they can't date you ♪ 622 00:29:03,025 --> 00:29:05,520 ♪ So let them talk they smack, go ahead and berate you ♪ 623 00:29:05,555 --> 00:29:07,159 ♪ 'Cause what's killing them the most ♪ 624 00:29:07,194 --> 00:29:11,900 ♪ Is they know that they ain't you ♪ 625 00:29:13,002 --> 00:29:14,397 ♪ Yo, homie did you get a wife ♪ 626 00:29:14,432 --> 00:29:16,938 ♪ I bet you're alone, hitting the pipe ♪ 627 00:29:16,973 --> 00:29:19,908 ♪ And I'm here with Rocky spittin' on the mic ♪ 628 00:29:19,943 --> 00:29:23,373 ♪ I bet you wish now that you had my life ♪ 629 00:29:23,408 --> 00:29:25,342 ♪ All the hell I was put through by you ♪ 630 00:29:25,377 --> 00:29:28,312 ♪ You went to jack my ass everyday after school ♪ 631 00:29:28,347 --> 00:29:31,216 ♪ I realize now you're an insecure fool ♪ 632 00:29:31,251 --> 00:29:34,351 ♪ Wishing you was the one making all the boys drool ♪ 633 00:29:34,386 --> 00:29:36,958 ♪ Man, they all drooling over you girl ♪ 634 00:29:36,993 --> 00:29:40,027 ♪ So bam, you think I'm such a disgrace ♪ 635 00:29:40,062 --> 00:29:42,898 ♪ Bam, get out of my face ♪ 636 00:29:42,933 --> 00:29:45,230 ♪ Bam, I could give a fuck what you say ♪ 637 00:29:45,265 --> 00:29:48,497 ♪ So bam, sounds to me like you need to get laid ♪ 638 00:29:48,532 --> 00:29:51,401 ♪ Bam, I'm fucking smoking them all ♪ 639 00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:54,206 ♪ Bam, you're giving head at last call, ooh ♪ 640 00:29:54,241 --> 00:29:56,670 ♪ Bam, you hating 'cause you don't shine ♪ 641 00:29:56,705 --> 00:29:59,541 ♪ So bam, get a life and stay the fuck outta mine ♪ 642 00:29:59,576 --> 00:30:02,214 ♪ You gotta make your mark before the years roll by ♪ 643 00:30:02,249 --> 00:30:05,217 ♪ You can't blame someone else because you didn't try ♪ 644 00:30:05,252 --> 00:30:08,121 ♪ You shoulda hit the gym, use the wrinkle cream ♪ 645 00:30:08,156 --> 00:30:11,091 ♪ Got off your lazy ass, followed your dream ♪ 646 00:30:11,126 --> 00:30:13,687 ♪ And when the fog clears up maybe then you'll see ♪ 647 00:30:13,722 --> 00:30:17,229 ♪ That it's you you fuckin' hate, it was never me ♪ 648 00:30:17,264 --> 00:30:20,034 (women shouting) 649 00:30:22,467 --> 00:30:24,335 ♪ So bam ♪ 650 00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:27,305 (Bigfoot grunting) 651 00:30:30,409 --> 00:30:33,278 - Ugh, we've been traveling over an hour. 652 00:30:33,313 --> 00:30:34,411 I'm getting tired. 653 00:30:34,446 --> 00:30:36,413 - I know, me too, I'm tired. 654 00:30:37,647 --> 00:30:39,515 - Oh, come on, girls buck up. 655 00:30:39,550 --> 00:30:41,682 (audience laugh track) 656 00:30:41,717 --> 00:30:44,960 - Hey, I got an idea. 657 00:30:44,995 --> 00:30:47,193 Why don't we do our number? 658 00:30:47,228 --> 00:30:51,032 - You mean the one we rehearsed to attract the creature? 659 00:30:51,067 --> 00:30:53,034 - Yeah, our dance. 660 00:30:53,069 --> 00:30:54,662 - I can't believe it, 661 00:30:54,697 --> 00:30:57,973 but I think you two have finally come up with a great idea. 662 00:30:58,008 --> 00:31:01,537 I think it's time to do the port-a-Johnny. 663 00:31:01,572 --> 00:31:06,542 (upbeat music) (mystical tinkling) 664 00:31:15,355 --> 00:31:18,290 (flames whooshing) 665 00:31:20,030 --> 00:31:22,327 ♪ It's all through ♪ 666 00:31:22,362 --> 00:31:25,594 ♪ I don't want you ♪ 667 00:31:25,629 --> 00:31:29,037 ♪ The hell you put me through ♪ 668 00:31:29,072 --> 00:31:32,238 ♪ I don't like you ♪ 669 00:31:32,273 --> 00:31:35,571 ♪ Ooh, I found someone new ♪ 670 00:31:35,606 --> 00:31:39,113 ♪ And I'm done with you ♪ 671 00:31:39,148 --> 00:31:42,347 ♪ So don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 672 00:31:42,382 --> 00:31:46,054 ♪ With the same old stuff I heard before ♪ 673 00:31:46,089 --> 00:31:49,156 ♪ I had enough, I don't want no more ♪ 674 00:31:49,191 --> 00:31:54,161 ♪ And don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 675 00:31:55,527 --> 00:31:58,759 ♪ You don't own me ♪ 676 00:31:58,794 --> 00:32:02,070 ♪ You can't buy me ♪ 677 00:32:02,105 --> 00:32:04,732 ♪ Tried to control me ♪ 678 00:32:04,767 --> 00:32:08,340 ♪ Just wanted you to hold me ♪ 679 00:32:08,375 --> 00:32:11,475 ♪ Ooh, you said you'd die for me ♪ 680 00:32:11,510 --> 00:32:15,578 ♪ But all you did was lie to me ♪ 681 00:32:15,613 --> 00:32:18,713 ♪ So don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 682 00:32:18,748 --> 00:32:22,321 ♪ With the same old stuff I heard before ♪ 683 00:32:22,356 --> 00:32:25,753 ♪ I had enough, I don't want no more ♪ 684 00:32:25,788 --> 00:32:30,494 ♪ Don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 685 00:32:30,529 --> 00:32:33,200 ♪ You got the best of me ♪ 686 00:32:33,235 --> 00:32:36,665 ♪ There ain't much left of me ♪ 687 00:32:36,700 --> 00:32:41,076 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 688 00:32:41,111 --> 00:32:45,245 ♪ These are the rules from now on ♪ 689 00:33:06,763 --> 00:33:11,766 ♪ And these are the rules from now on ♪ 690 00:33:13,506 --> 00:33:18,509 ♪ So get out of my life and move on ♪ 691 00:33:20,315 --> 00:33:23,316 ♪ And don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 692 00:33:23,351 --> 00:33:26,715 ♪ With the same old stuff I heard before ♪ 693 00:33:26,750 --> 00:33:30,323 ♪ I had enough, I don't want no more ♪ 694 00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:35,130 ♪ Don't come knockin' on my back door ♪ 695 00:33:35,165 --> 00:33:37,561 ♪ You got the best of me ♪ 696 00:33:37,596 --> 00:33:40,729 ♪ There ain't much left of me ♪ 697 00:33:40,764 --> 00:33:44,271 ♪ Leave me alone ♪ 698 00:33:44,306 --> 00:33:47,604 ♪ And don't you come knockin' ♪ 699 00:33:47,639 --> 00:33:50,838 ♪ Don't you come knockin' ♪ 700 00:33:50,873 --> 00:33:55,876 ♪ Don't you come knockin' ♪ 701 00:33:56,846 --> 00:34:00,188 ♪ On my back door, wow ♪ 702 00:34:03,226 --> 00:34:05,820 (Bigfoot grunts) 703 00:34:12,268 --> 00:34:15,203 (Bigfoot grunting) 704 00:34:16,305 --> 00:34:17,469 - Where's that coming from? 705 00:34:17,504 --> 00:34:18,800 - I heard it too. 706 00:34:18,835 --> 00:34:20,472 - I think over there. - Over there. 707 00:34:20,507 --> 00:34:22,276 - Yeah, I kinda hear it from over there. 708 00:34:22,311 --> 00:34:23,838 - I can't tell which direction it's coming from. 709 00:34:23,873 --> 00:34:25,642 - Why don't we just split up then? 710 00:34:25,677 --> 00:34:26,808 - You wanna split up? 711 00:34:26,843 --> 00:34:28,315 - Jesse and I will go this way. 712 00:34:28,350 --> 00:34:30,251 You three go that way, 713 00:34:30,286 --> 00:34:31,747 and we'll meet up around the other side. 714 00:34:31,782 --> 00:34:32,880 - So we're gonna split up? 715 00:34:32,915 --> 00:34:34,222 - Yeah, we're gonna split up. 716 00:34:34,257 --> 00:34:34,882 - Okay, go with God, bitches. 717 00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:36,290 Go with God. 718 00:34:36,325 --> 00:34:39,326 (suspenseful music) 719 00:34:41,957 --> 00:34:43,858 - How you feeling, Jesse? 720 00:34:43,893 --> 00:34:44,859 - I'm good. 721 00:34:44,894 --> 00:34:47,433 You know, Sox went down. 722 00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,370 Henry's Burger Grill closed. 723 00:34:50,405 --> 00:34:52,603 They just shot the final season of Schitt's Creek, 724 00:34:52,638 --> 00:34:53,703 which sucks. 725 00:34:53,738 --> 00:34:55,705 Which really sucks. 726 00:34:55,740 --> 00:35:00,347 Although it kind of feels like we are in Schitt's Creek. 727 00:35:00,382 --> 00:35:04,945 But that red M&M, I'm so excited they bought back. 728 00:35:04,980 --> 00:35:08,487 They're making it by the bag full, and that's good. 729 00:35:08,522 --> 00:35:10,522 - Jesse, I'm being serious. 730 00:35:10,557 --> 00:35:11,820 You took quite a fall. 731 00:35:11,855 --> 00:35:13,822 Are you okay? 732 00:35:13,857 --> 00:35:14,757 - Yeah, I'm good. 733 00:35:14,792 --> 00:35:15,791 No worries. 734 00:35:15,826 --> 00:35:17,397 - I am worried. 735 00:35:17,432 --> 00:35:19,333 I'm a doctor, it's my job to be worried. 736 00:35:19,368 --> 00:35:22,468 - I thought you were some sort of paranormal doctor? 737 00:35:22,503 --> 00:35:25,372 - I am, but I'm also a doctor of internal medicine as well. 738 00:35:25,407 --> 00:35:27,770 - Oh, that's quite impressive. 739 00:35:27,805 --> 00:35:29,838 - Let's take off your shirt, let me examine you. 740 00:35:29,873 --> 00:35:31,741 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait a minute, I just met you. 741 00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:33,644 You're not gonna at least buy me a drink or something? 742 00:35:33,679 --> 00:35:36,251 - (chuckles) So silly, let me just take your shirt. 743 00:35:36,979 --> 00:35:37,879 - Oh, man. 744 00:35:40,389 --> 00:35:42,290 (jugs of water sloshing) 745 00:35:42,325 --> 00:35:44,688 - Okay, I need to look at your neck and your spine. 746 00:35:44,723 --> 00:35:46,228 I'm a bit concerned. 747 00:35:50,025 --> 00:35:52,025 Does it hurt right there? - Ow, yes! 748 00:35:52,060 --> 00:35:54,500 - I'm sorry, that's a hematoma. 749 00:35:54,535 --> 00:35:56,502 - What the hell is that? 750 00:35:56,537 --> 00:35:58,273 - Well, that's not another that 751 00:35:58,308 --> 00:35:59,736 that's where blood is collected 752 00:35:59,771 --> 00:36:02,277 under the skin where the injury was. 753 00:36:02,312 --> 00:36:03,674 Are you feeling dizzy? 754 00:36:03,709 --> 00:36:05,742 - Yeah, a little, yeah. 755 00:36:05,777 --> 00:36:08,679 - Yeah, I'm a little concerned you've got a concussion. 756 00:36:08,714 --> 00:36:10,450 Just don't go to sleep. 757 00:36:10,485 --> 00:36:12,848 Don't take a nap for at least six hours. 758 00:36:12,883 --> 00:36:14,850 - Why is that? 759 00:36:14,885 --> 00:36:16,918 - Because you might not wake up. 760 00:36:16,953 --> 00:36:19,855 (melodramatic music) 761 00:36:19,890 --> 00:36:21,758 (Bigfoot roaring) 762 00:36:21,793 --> 00:36:23,430 - Did you hear that? 763 00:36:23,465 --> 00:36:24,431 - What? 764 00:36:24,466 --> 00:36:26,334 - Nothing. 765 00:36:26,369 --> 00:36:28,468 - Put your shirt on, we should go catch up with the girls. 766 00:36:28,503 --> 00:36:29,601 - Okay. 767 00:36:29,636 --> 00:36:32,307 You go ahead, and I'll catch up. 768 00:36:35,004 --> 00:36:36,806 (mysterious grunting) 769 00:36:36,841 --> 00:36:39,842 (suspenseful music) 770 00:36:49,953 --> 00:36:54,956 (Bigfoot grunting) (leaves crunching) 771 00:36:56,432 --> 00:36:58,025 - He's gotta be close. 772 00:36:58,060 --> 00:37:01,468 I mean, those sounds are getting louder and the tracks. 773 00:37:01,503 --> 00:37:03,338 You know, you're lucky when he came up behind you 774 00:37:03,373 --> 00:37:05,835 on the bridge that he didn't hurt you. 775 00:37:05,870 --> 00:37:06,737 Jesse? 776 00:37:07,872 --> 00:37:08,739 Jesse? 777 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:12,380 Jesse, where'd you go? 778 00:37:15,484 --> 00:37:16,351 Jesse? 779 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:21,488 - It's so hot. 780 00:37:21,523 --> 00:37:23,391 I don't think we went the right way. 781 00:37:23,426 --> 00:37:24,854 - No. - I don't know. 782 00:37:24,889 --> 00:37:26,625 I wish there was some way we could cool off. 783 00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:28,022 - I put my hair up. 784 00:37:28,057 --> 00:37:29,364 It's not helping. - It's getting hotter. 785 00:37:29,399 --> 00:37:31,091 - Yeah, I don't know what to do. 786 00:37:31,126 --> 00:37:32,763 - Well, I'm a stripper, so I'm gonna start stripping. 787 00:37:32,798 --> 00:37:34,336 - Oh, that sounds like a good idea. 788 00:37:35,669 --> 00:37:37,064 - Hey, I don't know. - You know what? 789 00:37:37,099 --> 00:37:38,472 - It's not a party until we all do it. 790 00:37:40,069 --> 00:37:41,035 - Don't we have water bottles in our backpacks. 791 00:37:41,070 --> 00:37:42,905 - I've got some water. 792 00:37:43,974 --> 00:37:46,381 - I know what you're thinking. 793 00:37:47,714 --> 00:37:50,044 ♪ All of the boys thought it was a dream ♪ 794 00:37:50,079 --> 00:37:51,716 - Ta-da! 795 00:37:51,751 --> 00:37:55,852 ♪ So many faces, don't know what's real ♪ 796 00:37:55,887 --> 00:37:57,887 ♪ Screaming in the night ♪ 797 00:37:57,922 --> 00:38:02,925 ♪ How can I know what's wrong or right ♪ 798 00:38:04,027 --> 00:38:05,763 ♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪ 799 00:38:05,798 --> 00:38:06,863 - [Penny] Much better. 800 00:38:07,899 --> 00:38:10,405 ♪ Living in love ♪ 801 00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,704 ♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪ 802 00:38:12,739 --> 00:38:14,101 (Bigfoot grunting) 803 00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:15,102 - [Daisy] Touch the booty, touch the booty. 804 00:38:15,137 --> 00:38:16,741 The booty gets hot too. 805 00:38:16,776 --> 00:38:19,139 ♪ Turn to the left, put up a fight ♪ 806 00:38:19,174 --> 00:38:23,946 ♪ I'm upside down, you know it's not right ♪ 807 00:38:23,981 --> 00:38:28,522 - This feel so much better, oh my God. 808 00:38:28,557 --> 00:38:29,556 - Ow! 809 00:38:29,591 --> 00:38:31,855 ♪ Which way to turn ♪ 810 00:38:31,890 --> 00:38:34,924 ♪ Caught in the middle of love ♪ 811 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:36,629 (Bigfoot grunting) 812 00:38:36,664 --> 00:38:41,568 ♪ Living in love, caught in the middle of love ♪ 813 00:38:42,604 --> 00:38:43,702 (static buzzing) 814 00:38:43,737 --> 00:38:45,165 - Hi, I'm Director Jim Wynorski, 815 00:38:45,200 --> 00:38:47,805 and I'm stopping this film right now. 816 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:49,873 There's just too much gratuitous sex. 817 00:38:49,908 --> 00:38:52,106 (pies slapping) 818 00:38:52,141 --> 00:38:55,142 (suspenseful music) 819 00:40:30,338 --> 00:40:33,548 (guns clicking) 820 00:40:33,583 --> 00:40:36,584 (gunshots blasting) 821 00:40:37,752 --> 00:40:38,619 - Jesse? 822 00:40:40,216 --> 00:40:41,083 Jesse! 823 00:40:42,185 --> 00:40:43,151 - Freeze! 824 00:40:43,186 --> 00:40:44,790 - (gasps) Who are you? 825 00:40:44,825 --> 00:40:46,220 - Who the hell are you? 826 00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:49,256 - I'm Dr. Dawn from the Dr. Dawn Show! 827 00:40:49,291 --> 00:40:50,290 - Dr. Dawn. 828 00:40:50,325 --> 00:40:51,929 - Who's that? 829 00:40:51,964 --> 00:40:54,327 - The Dr. Dawn Show was canceled 20 years ago. 830 00:40:54,362 --> 00:40:56,604 - Well, who are you, where are you from? 831 00:40:56,639 --> 00:41:00,168 - We're from 2050, and we're here hunting Bigfoot. 832 00:41:00,203 --> 00:41:02,841 - We were here first, we're hunting Bigfoot. 833 00:41:02,876 --> 00:41:04,711 - We're the ones that are gonna hunt Bigfoot 834 00:41:04,746 --> 00:41:06,174 because we need his crap. 835 00:41:06,209 --> 00:41:07,582 - Oh no, you're not. 836 00:41:07,617 --> 00:41:09,749 - Yeah, and it's worth trillions. 837 00:41:09,784 --> 00:41:12,048 - You're telling me that you are collecting his poop? 838 00:41:12,083 --> 00:41:13,280 - We're getting his poop. 839 00:41:13,315 --> 00:41:16,052 - Bigfoot is passing gold bars? 840 00:41:16,087 --> 00:41:18,923 - Practically, and we're gonna be rich! 841 00:41:18,958 --> 00:41:20,353 - Yes! - That's right. 842 00:41:20,388 --> 00:41:22,696 - I'm a scientist, this is fascinating. 843 00:41:22,731 --> 00:41:23,862 What are you gonna do with it? 844 00:41:23,897 --> 00:41:25,193 - Doesn't matter what you think 845 00:41:25,228 --> 00:41:27,899 because we have the big guns. 846 00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:30,968 - Oh yeah, well look at these guns. 847 00:41:31,003 --> 00:41:32,937 (balloons bouncing loudly) 848 00:41:32,972 --> 00:41:34,037 - She's got pretty big guns. 849 00:41:34,072 --> 00:41:35,368 - Wow. - Yeah. 850 00:41:35,403 --> 00:41:37,645 - Those are... (audience laugh track) 851 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:38,646 big guns. 852 00:41:38,681 --> 00:41:40,010 Well, what about yours? 853 00:41:41,211 --> 00:41:43,783 - We got big guns too. - Mm-hmm. 854 00:41:43,818 --> 00:41:46,687 (audience laugh track) 855 00:41:46,722 --> 00:41:48,381 - So you are out. 856 00:41:48,416 --> 00:41:51,186 - You're not gonna hurt him with those guns, are you? 857 00:41:51,221 --> 00:41:54,321 - No, we're just gonna scare the poop out of him. 858 00:41:54,356 --> 00:41:56,323 (woman laughs) 859 00:41:56,358 --> 00:41:57,929 - What do you do in the future? 860 00:41:57,964 --> 00:41:59,733 What is this poop gonna be for? 861 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,636 (woman laughs) 862 00:42:01,671 --> 00:42:02,934 I need to know about this, I need to know about everything. 863 00:42:02,969 --> 00:42:04,364 - All right, enough of this. 864 00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:05,365 - Well, tell me about the future. 865 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:06,366 What is it about? 866 00:42:06,401 --> 00:42:07,840 - I'm gonna zap her. 867 00:42:07,875 --> 00:42:11,107 (energy whirring) 868 00:42:11,142 --> 00:42:12,273 All right, that's good, let's go. 869 00:42:12,308 --> 00:42:13,241 - Okay. 870 00:42:13,276 --> 00:42:14,143 - Jesse? 871 00:42:15,916 --> 00:42:16,783 Jesse! 872 00:42:17,786 --> 00:42:18,653 Jesse? 873 00:42:20,954 --> 00:42:22,118 (upbeat music) 874 00:42:22,153 --> 00:42:25,220 (letters whooshing) 875 00:42:25,255 --> 00:42:26,859 - Whoo! - Whoo hoo! 876 00:42:28,159 --> 00:42:30,027 - Hey, let's try some Bigfoot calling! 877 00:42:30,062 --> 00:42:31,765 - Oh yeah, let's do that. 878 00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:32,931 - Let's try it. 879 00:42:32,966 --> 00:42:35,131 (party favors blasting) 880 00:42:35,166 --> 00:42:36,770 - [Dawn] Bigfoot! 881 00:42:36,805 --> 00:42:38,365 (cow mooing) (whistle blowing) 882 00:42:38,400 --> 00:42:40,037 Whoo! - Whoo! 883 00:42:40,072 --> 00:42:42,006 Come out, come out, Bigfoot! 884 00:42:42,041 --> 00:42:43,436 Okay, that one again, that one again. 885 00:42:43,471 --> 00:42:47,341 (party favor blasting) 886 00:42:47,376 --> 00:42:49,244 (cow mooing) 887 00:42:49,279 --> 00:42:51,180 Okay, let's try that one, see what that one does. 888 00:42:51,215 --> 00:42:56,152 (dog barking) (laser blasting) 889 00:42:56,187 --> 00:42:58,385 (women laughing) 890 00:42:58,420 --> 00:42:59,727 That should do it. 891 00:42:59,762 --> 00:43:01,157 Come out, come out, Bigfoot. 892 00:43:01,192 --> 00:43:02,290 - Yeah, where's Bigfoot, come on. 893 00:43:02,325 --> 00:43:03,929 - Okay, try the first one again. 894 00:43:03,964 --> 00:43:05,359 Try that one, that was a good one. 895 00:43:05,394 --> 00:43:09,836 (dinosaur roaring) (sheep bleating) 896 00:43:10,773 --> 00:43:11,739 (Bigfoot grunting) 897 00:43:11,774 --> 00:43:14,368 (rear end squeaking) 898 00:43:14,403 --> 00:43:16,744 Whoo! (laughs) 899 00:43:16,779 --> 00:43:18,108 That was very loud! 900 00:43:18,143 --> 00:43:20,440 Let's put the volume up, whoo! 901 00:43:20,475 --> 00:43:22,882 (man belching) 902 00:43:22,917 --> 00:43:25,852 (melodramatic music) (Bigfoot grunting) 903 00:43:25,887 --> 00:43:27,348 (quirky laughing) 904 00:43:27,383 --> 00:43:28,250 Whoo! 905 00:43:31,288 --> 00:43:34,355 (playful music) (gunshots blasting) 906 00:43:34,390 --> 00:43:36,962 (cow mooing) (women cheering) 907 00:43:36,997 --> 00:43:38,359 (rear end squeaking) (bell dinging) 908 00:43:38,394 --> 00:43:41,065 (gunshot blasting) 909 00:43:41,100 --> 00:43:43,903 Guys, guys! - What happened? 910 00:43:43,938 --> 00:43:45,036 - Where's Jesse? 911 00:43:45,071 --> 00:43:47,071 - I don't know, Jesse's gone. 912 00:43:47,106 --> 00:43:48,941 - What happened? - I don't know. 913 00:43:48,976 --> 00:43:51,746 I mean, I look around and she's just not there anymore. 914 00:43:51,781 --> 00:43:52,439 Don't know where she went. 915 00:43:52,474 --> 00:43:53,781 - Oh my God. 916 00:43:53,816 --> 00:43:55,079 - Did Bigfoot come back for her? 917 00:43:55,114 --> 00:43:57,279 - He came back for her! - Oh my God. 918 00:43:57,314 --> 00:43:58,918 - I think so, I don't know. 919 00:43:58,953 --> 00:44:00,788 I don't know anything! 920 00:44:00,823 --> 00:44:02,218 - Where did it happen? - You didn't see anything? 921 00:44:02,253 --> 00:44:04,385 - Look, we've got two hours of daylight left. 922 00:44:04,420 --> 00:44:05,958 We gotta find her. 923 00:44:05,993 --> 00:44:06,827 - We gotta hurry, come on. 924 00:44:06,862 --> 00:44:07,960 - Oh my God. 925 00:44:07,995 --> 00:44:09,258 So are we still gonna be famous 926 00:44:09,293 --> 00:44:10,963 even if we don't find the bitch? 927 00:44:10,998 --> 00:44:13,295 (women chattering) 928 00:44:13,330 --> 00:44:18,333 ♪ Woke up today, I saw the look in your eyes ♪ 929 00:44:21,239 --> 00:44:26,242 ♪ It's something wrong, won't be your partner in crime ♪ 930 00:44:29,511 --> 00:44:34,514 ♪ Sent a letter, wanting the kids down the block ♪ 931 00:44:37,321 --> 00:44:41,455 ♪ One dose of your lethal injection ♪ 932 00:44:41,490 --> 00:44:46,493 ♪ Guarantees you zero ejection for the sense ♪ 933 00:44:47,562 --> 00:44:50,398 - Oh my God, today sucked. 934 00:44:50,433 --> 00:44:52,400 - I'm so worried about Jesse. 935 00:44:52,435 --> 00:44:54,237 - Yeah, we looked all day long. 936 00:44:54,272 --> 00:44:56,536 If we didn't find her, I mean, there's not much chance. 937 00:44:56,571 --> 00:44:58,109 - No, don't think that way. 938 00:44:58,144 --> 00:44:59,176 - She's probably dead. 939 00:44:59,211 --> 00:45:01,046 - No, she made it once. 940 00:45:01,081 --> 00:45:03,950 Wait, wait, what if they found her and she's on the news? 941 00:45:03,985 --> 00:45:05,215 What if it's on the news? 942 00:45:05,250 --> 00:45:07,547 - Bitch, we can't watch no news. 943 00:45:07,582 --> 00:45:09,450 There's no power. 944 00:45:09,485 --> 00:45:11,386 We're lucky to have these itty bitty flashlights. 945 00:45:11,421 --> 00:45:13,058 - I don't wanna give up. 946 00:45:13,093 --> 00:45:15,962 - So what if she's out there dead and bloody. 947 00:45:15,997 --> 00:45:18,558 Shouldn't we call Dateline? 948 00:45:18,593 --> 00:45:20,527 - No! - No, we can't tell Dateline. 949 00:45:20,562 --> 00:45:21,968 - Like, they'd be interested. 950 00:45:22,003 --> 00:45:23,200 This would be a scoop. 951 00:45:23,235 --> 00:45:24,564 - You would never be famous. 952 00:45:24,599 --> 00:45:26,203 - Dateline isn't gonna make me famous? 953 00:45:26,238 --> 00:45:27,402 - No, we're gonna get in big trouble. 954 00:45:27,437 --> 00:45:28,601 You can't call the TV. 955 00:45:28,636 --> 00:45:30,372 - They're gonna send a crew out. 956 00:45:30,407 --> 00:45:31,571 They're gonna find her. 957 00:45:31,606 --> 00:45:32,946 And you'll never get to be famous 958 00:45:32,981 --> 00:45:34,145 'cause we didn't find her! 959 00:45:34,180 --> 00:45:35,146 (dramatic music) (hand banging) 960 00:45:35,181 --> 00:45:36,983 (women screaming) 961 00:45:37,018 --> 00:45:38,886 - What was that? 962 00:45:38,921 --> 00:45:40,382 - Jesse! 963 00:45:40,417 --> 00:45:41,889 - [Daisy] Jesse! 964 00:45:43,893 --> 00:45:45,123 - Oh my God. 965 00:45:45,158 --> 00:45:46,388 - She's alive. 966 00:45:46,423 --> 00:45:48,291 - What happened? 967 00:45:48,326 --> 00:45:50,128 - Oh my God, when I left you, I went down the hill. 968 00:45:50,163 --> 00:45:51,558 - We were so worried. 969 00:45:51,593 --> 00:45:53,131 - I was walking around for a bit, 970 00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:56,904 and I like saw Bigfoot in the distance. 971 00:45:56,939 --> 00:45:58,565 - Again? 972 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:01,601 - Just all of a sudden it made a beeline for me. 973 00:46:01,636 --> 00:46:03,207 And I was like kinda behind rocks. 974 00:46:03,242 --> 00:46:04,978 And he started chasing me. 975 00:46:05,013 --> 00:46:06,408 And then he came close to me, 976 00:46:06,443 --> 00:46:07,508 and he was trying to pull my bra off. 977 00:46:07,543 --> 00:46:08,509 - Oh my God. 978 00:46:08,544 --> 00:46:10,379 (women chattering) 979 00:46:10,414 --> 00:46:13,921 (women screaming) 980 00:46:13,956 --> 00:46:15,186 Wait, that's nothing. 981 00:46:15,221 --> 00:46:16,649 He actually physically... 982 00:46:16,684 --> 00:46:19,091 (women screaming) 983 00:46:19,126 --> 00:46:20,521 Tried to take my bra off. 984 00:46:20,556 --> 00:46:23,458 - He's a pervert, first and foremost. 985 00:46:23,493 --> 00:46:25,097 Just saying. 986 00:46:25,132 --> 00:46:26,967 - Guys, listen, he's not just after me. 987 00:46:27,002 --> 00:46:28,298 He's about a block away. 988 00:46:28,333 --> 00:46:30,234 (women screaming) 989 00:46:30,269 --> 00:46:31,972 He's on my tail. 990 00:46:32,007 --> 00:46:33,369 - He's coming, he's coming to the house? 991 00:46:33,404 --> 00:46:35,602 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 992 00:46:35,637 --> 00:46:38,044 Aren't we trying to find this mother fucker? 993 00:46:38,079 --> 00:46:40,211 - Okay, but you can't fight him off with flashlights. 994 00:46:40,246 --> 00:46:41,641 You guys need to be armed. 995 00:46:41,676 --> 00:46:43,247 (women chattering excitedly) 996 00:46:43,282 --> 00:46:44,985 - Oh my God, weapons, weapons, weapons! 997 00:46:45,020 --> 00:46:46,448 - Go get 'em. 998 00:46:46,483 --> 00:46:47,449 - Let's get the weapons. - Let's get the weapons. 999 00:46:47,484 --> 00:46:49,022 - [Penny] Weapons! 1000 00:46:50,718 --> 00:46:51,959 - Do y'all see anything? 1001 00:46:51,994 --> 00:46:53,158 - Nope. - No. 1002 00:46:54,997 --> 00:46:58,163 - Wait a second, where's Jesse? 1003 00:46:58,198 --> 00:47:00,363 Did we lose her again? 1004 00:47:00,398 --> 00:47:02,167 - Do you think Bigfoot got her? 1005 00:47:02,202 --> 00:47:04,906 - Nah, she's just in the room changing. 1006 00:47:06,074 --> 00:47:07,634 - It's been a stressful day. 1007 00:47:07,669 --> 00:47:08,976 - What do we do? 1008 00:47:09,011 --> 00:47:10,439 - We need to change up the mood. 1009 00:47:10,474 --> 00:47:14,146 - You know the best way to de-stress? 1010 00:47:14,181 --> 00:47:17,380 Put on some good tunes and shake some ass. 1011 00:47:18,416 --> 00:47:20,515 - Yeah, let's do it. 1012 00:47:20,550 --> 00:47:22,583 Yeah! - Lets do it! 1013 00:47:22,618 --> 00:47:25,619 (upbeat rock music) 1014 00:47:27,524 --> 00:47:29,128 ♪ I wanna strip, I wanna strut ♪ 1015 00:47:29,163 --> 00:47:31,064 ♪ I wanna get messed up ♪ 1016 00:47:31,099 --> 00:47:34,694 ♪ Load up my cauldron on the bar and act like a slut ♪ 1017 00:47:34,729 --> 00:47:36,531 ♪ Tell dirty jokes, do lines of coke ♪ 1018 00:47:36,566 --> 00:47:38,599 ♪ Crank up my heart and race ♪ 1019 00:47:38,634 --> 00:47:43,637 ♪ If a cop pulls me over, I'll punch him right in the face ♪ 1020 00:47:45,245 --> 00:47:49,115 ♪ Yeah, I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1021 00:47:50,085 --> 00:47:51,986 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1022 00:47:52,021 --> 00:47:56,551 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1023 00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:02,689 ♪ I wanna flirt, I wanna cheat, I wanna bone my ex ♪ 1024 00:48:02,724 --> 00:48:06,528 ♪ I'll keep you guessing, boys, and not return your texts ♪ 1025 00:48:06,563 --> 00:48:10,367 ♪ Do body shots, flash my top, back up and hop on a plane ♪ 1026 00:48:10,402 --> 00:48:15,405 ♪ I'm talking Vegas, girls, it's gonna be insane ♪ 1027 00:48:16,771 --> 00:48:20,740 ♪ Hey, I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1028 00:48:22,051 --> 00:48:23,743 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1029 00:48:23,778 --> 00:48:28,385 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1030 00:48:53,445 --> 00:48:58,448 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1031 00:48:59,550 --> 00:49:01,187 ♪ Are you with me, yeah ♪ 1032 00:49:01,222 --> 00:49:06,093 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1033 00:49:07,195 --> 00:49:08,656 ♪ Come on, girls ♪ 1034 00:49:08,691 --> 00:49:13,496 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1035 00:49:14,466 --> 00:49:16,367 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1036 00:49:16,402 --> 00:49:21,075 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1037 00:49:23,442 --> 00:49:28,445 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1038 00:49:29,415 --> 00:49:31,118 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1039 00:49:31,153 --> 00:49:35,749 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1040 00:49:47,433 --> 00:49:52,436 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1041 00:49:53,538 --> 00:49:55,175 ♪ Are you with me, yeah ♪ 1042 00:49:55,210 --> 00:49:59,806 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1043 00:50:00,776 --> 00:50:02,446 ♪ Come on, girls ♪ 1044 00:50:02,481 --> 00:50:07,385 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1045 00:50:08,355 --> 00:50:10,256 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1046 00:50:10,291 --> 00:50:14,854 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1047 00:50:17,430 --> 00:50:22,433 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1048 00:50:23,403 --> 00:50:24,831 ♪ You with me, yeah ♪ 1049 00:50:24,866 --> 00:50:29,869 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life ♪ 1050 00:50:32,445 --> 00:50:37,448 ♪ I wanna be a bad girl for one night ♪ 1051 00:50:39,848 --> 00:50:44,851 ♪ It's gonna be the best time of my life, hell yeah ♪ 1052 00:50:53,499 --> 00:50:56,302 (birds chirping) 1053 00:50:57,404 --> 00:51:00,471 (footsteps thudding) 1054 00:51:01,837 --> 00:51:03,903 - What a perfect day for a hunt. 1055 00:51:03,938 --> 00:51:06,279 - Oh, it's absolutely beautiful. 1056 00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:07,874 - We should look for tracks first. 1057 00:51:08,910 --> 00:51:09,777 - Yeah. 1058 00:51:11,352 --> 00:51:12,483 - You girls got your weapons? 1059 00:51:12,518 --> 00:51:14,287 - Yep, locked and loaded. 1060 00:51:14,322 --> 00:51:16,685 Hey, isn't someone missing? 1061 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:19,259 - Oh yeah, the brunettes. 1062 00:51:19,294 --> 00:51:21,723 - Jesse, Tilly, while we're young! 1063 00:51:22,594 --> 00:51:24,330 - She's gone! 1064 00:51:24,365 --> 00:51:26,695 Jesse's disappeared again. 1065 00:51:26,730 --> 00:51:27,828 - What do you mean? 1066 00:51:27,863 --> 00:51:29,665 - I looked for her everywhere. 1067 00:51:29,700 --> 00:51:33,306 In the bathrooms, the bedrooms, the garage, poof! 1068 00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:34,736 - What? - Yeah. 1069 00:51:34,771 --> 00:51:37,739 (finger rattling) 1070 00:51:37,774 --> 00:51:41,281 - Something stinks in Denmark. 1071 00:51:41,316 --> 00:51:42,975 And I'll tell you why. 1072 00:51:43,010 --> 00:51:45,384 Do you guys remember yesterday 1073 00:51:45,419 --> 00:51:50,422 she "supposedly" fell off a bridge onto a big rock? 1074 00:51:51,821 --> 00:51:53,986 Bitch didn't have a scratch on her. 1075 00:51:54,021 --> 00:51:58,595 And then she showed up at the house last night, 1076 00:51:58,630 --> 00:52:00,432 face on point. 1077 00:52:00,467 --> 00:52:01,565 - That was weird. 1078 00:52:02,931 --> 00:52:04,601 - Hair did. 1079 00:52:06,033 --> 00:52:07,307 - What are you saying? 1080 00:52:07,342 --> 00:52:09,342 Are you saying that... 1081 00:52:09,377 --> 00:52:10,772 That she made this up? 1082 00:52:10,807 --> 00:52:12,708 That Bigfoot really didn't attack her? 1083 00:52:12,743 --> 00:52:15,414 - Yeah, I mean, you know what, with all that fur, 1084 00:52:15,449 --> 00:52:17,009 that's probably the fur that we found. 1085 00:52:17,044 --> 00:52:19,418 She went back and got it when she disappeared. 1086 00:52:19,453 --> 00:52:20,848 - And that thing about the bra strap. 1087 00:52:20,883 --> 00:52:22,553 I mean, that was weird. 1088 00:52:22,588 --> 00:52:24,423 I didn't believe that. - She's crazy. 1089 00:52:24,458 --> 00:52:28,922 - And last night she said the fool was like a block away 1090 00:52:29,925 --> 00:52:31,958 and coming right for us. 1091 00:52:31,993 --> 00:52:34,400 Dude never showed up. 1092 00:52:34,435 --> 00:52:37,601 - And we were dancing all sexy and everything. 1093 00:52:37,636 --> 00:52:39,372 I mean, if he was out there, 1094 00:52:39,407 --> 00:52:41,605 he would've for sure come and got us. 1095 00:52:42,971 --> 00:52:44,872 - Let's go look for him, her and Bigfoot. 1096 00:52:44,907 --> 00:52:46,478 - Yeah, let's track 'em both. 1097 00:52:47,481 --> 00:52:48,612 - Can we call Dateline? 1098 00:52:50,484 --> 00:52:53,287 - So I have been practicing at home, which my boyfriend, 1099 00:52:53,322 --> 00:52:55,454 Roger, didn't really like it 'cause I was doing that... 1100 00:52:55,489 --> 00:52:56,752 (hissing like a cat) 1101 00:52:56,787 --> 00:52:58,259 You know, getting my Catgirl on. 1102 00:52:59,328 --> 00:53:01,493 And doing my paw licking stuff. 1103 00:53:01,528 --> 00:53:03,462 (Dawn moaning) 1104 00:53:03,497 --> 00:53:05,761 - And people think I'm hallucinating, 1105 00:53:05,796 --> 00:53:07,532 but I know it was the real Elvis 1106 00:53:07,567 --> 00:53:10,337 'cause he told me and he assured me. 1107 00:53:10,372 --> 00:53:13,439 - So I said, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, 1108 00:53:13,474 --> 00:53:15,375 ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. 1109 00:53:17,005 --> 00:53:18,609 I've been trying to get out of the stripping business 1110 00:53:18,644 --> 00:53:21,909 for a minute now, trying to find a new career. 1111 00:53:21,944 --> 00:53:24,483 And I really wanna get famous. 1112 00:53:24,518 --> 00:53:27,420 - I don't do dog stuff 'cause I'm a cat, right? 1113 00:53:27,455 --> 00:53:30,687 So we're all gonna be getting our spirit guide animal, 1114 00:53:30,722 --> 00:53:32,590 getting the animalistic thing. 1115 00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:37,056 And that's really gonna bring out the feminine pheromones 1116 00:53:37,091 --> 00:53:39,927 in all of us, but our animalistic kind. 1117 00:53:39,962 --> 00:53:42,831 - My sponsorship has been going down a little. 1118 00:53:42,866 --> 00:53:45,537 So what I did... 1119 00:53:45,572 --> 00:53:49,035 - I decided to get into the... 1120 00:53:49,070 --> 00:53:51,708 - Was I said, I'm gonna go find Bigfoot. 1121 00:53:51,743 --> 00:53:54,645 - Looking for Bigfoot business. 1122 00:53:54,680 --> 00:53:56,812 - I'm gonna get a selfie with Bigfoot. 1123 00:53:56,847 --> 00:53:58,451 - So I'm very excited. 1124 00:53:58,486 --> 00:54:01,487 You know, we got a bunch of girls here. 1125 00:54:01,522 --> 00:54:03,984 We're all gonna be getting our furry on. 1126 00:54:04,019 --> 00:54:07,757 - And hopefully there is a Bigfoot out there somewhere, 1127 00:54:07,792 --> 00:54:09,627 and if there is... 1128 00:54:09,662 --> 00:54:12,124 - And we're gonna find him, and we're gonna get him. 1129 00:54:12,159 --> 00:54:15,501 We're gonna empower him with our femininity. 1130 00:54:15,536 --> 00:54:17,063 - I'm gonna find him. 1131 00:54:17,098 --> 00:54:19,670 - We're gonna interact with him. 1132 00:54:19,705 --> 00:54:22,772 We're gonna find out about his thoughts and his feelings 1133 00:54:22,807 --> 00:54:24,807 and his inner self, and why he's been 1134 00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:26,875 hiding out all these years. 1135 00:54:26,910 --> 00:54:28,679 - I would bet on me. 1136 00:54:28,714 --> 00:54:30,780 If you're a betting person, Vegas odds have it, 1137 00:54:30,815 --> 00:54:32,881 that we're 50 to one, whatever that means. 1138 00:54:32,916 --> 00:54:34,520 I'm not a betting person. 1139 00:54:34,555 --> 00:54:38,458 - So I met some other girls along the way, 1140 00:54:38,493 --> 00:54:40,658 and they are out to do the same thing. 1141 00:54:41,628 --> 00:54:43,562 Five girls together? 1142 00:54:43,597 --> 00:54:46,532 Now come on guys, you can't beat that. 1143 00:54:47,634 --> 00:54:49,370 We're gonna get him. 1144 00:54:50,472 --> 00:54:53,539 (gentle piano music) 1145 00:54:58,843 --> 00:55:02,108 ♪ I'm not the beast ya think I am ♪ 1146 00:55:02,143 --> 00:55:06,552 ♪ Been hunted down since time began ♪ 1147 00:55:06,587 --> 00:55:10,149 ♪ For years and years, I ran and ran ♪ 1148 00:55:10,184 --> 00:55:15,154 ♪ I think it's time I made a plan ♪ 1149 00:55:16,795 --> 00:55:19,125 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1150 00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:22,799 ♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪ 1151 00:55:22,834 --> 00:55:23,965 - Hey, baby. 1152 00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:26,506 ♪ All of the ladies for sure ♪ 1153 00:55:26,541 --> 00:55:30,037 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1154 00:55:30,072 --> 00:55:32,578 (car crashing) 1155 00:55:32,613 --> 00:55:35,878 ♪ All I am is just a myth ♪ 1156 00:55:35,913 --> 00:55:39,486 ♪ Till someone proves that I exist ♪ 1157 00:55:39,521 --> 00:55:43,083 ♪ But no one seems to get the gist ♪ 1158 00:55:43,118 --> 00:55:47,021 ♪ To be free is all I wish ♪ 1159 00:55:47,056 --> 00:55:52,059 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1160 00:55:53,161 --> 00:55:55,667 ♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪ 1161 00:55:55,702 --> 00:55:59,506 ♪ Dance with all of the ladies for sure ♪ 1162 00:55:59,541 --> 00:56:04,544 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more, hey ♪ 1163 00:56:08,748 --> 00:56:13,751 ♪ All right now ♪ 1164 00:56:16,987 --> 00:56:20,087 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1165 00:56:20,122 --> 00:56:25,059 ♪ Oh, whoa, whoa, I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1166 00:56:25,094 --> 00:56:28,667 (explosion blasting) 1167 00:56:28,702 --> 00:56:32,198 ♪ Dance with all of the ladies for sure ♪ 1168 00:56:32,233 --> 00:56:35,839 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot, oh, whoa, whoa ♪ 1169 00:56:35,874 --> 00:56:39,876 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1170 00:56:39,911 --> 00:56:43,176 ♪ I wanna be wild and sore ♪ 1171 00:56:43,211 --> 00:56:46,982 ♪ Dance with all of the ladies for sure ♪ 1172 00:56:47,017 --> 00:56:50,689 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot ♪ 1173 00:56:50,724 --> 00:56:54,187 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot ♪ 1174 00:56:54,222 --> 00:56:58,631 ♪ I don't wanna be Bigfoot no more ♪ 1175 00:57:11,910 --> 00:57:13,305 (signal beeping) 1176 00:57:13,340 --> 00:57:15,175 - Wait, I'm getting a signal. 1177 00:57:15,210 --> 00:57:19,586 It's detecting something right here. 1178 00:57:19,621 --> 00:57:20,917 - Do you see anything? 1179 00:57:20,952 --> 00:57:22,050 - What is it? 1180 00:57:22,085 --> 00:57:24,591 - Someone fell here recently. 1181 00:57:24,626 --> 00:57:26,054 - Who? 1182 00:57:26,089 --> 00:57:27,825 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, I'm getting it. 1183 00:57:30,962 --> 00:57:34,029 There's some hot chicks. 1184 00:57:34,064 --> 00:57:34,964 (audience laugh track) 1185 00:57:34,999 --> 00:57:36,097 - What? - Wait. 1186 00:57:36,132 --> 00:57:37,230 Are they hotter than, than us? 1187 00:57:37,265 --> 00:57:38,704 - No. - No way. 1188 00:57:38,739 --> 00:57:40,101 - No. 1189 00:57:40,136 --> 00:57:44,006 But it means that there's a lot of them. 1190 00:57:44,041 --> 00:57:45,810 - No way. 1191 00:57:45,845 --> 00:57:47,878 - And they're also hunting Bigfoot. 1192 00:57:49,849 --> 00:57:53,180 It just means that we're gonna have to be hotter, 1193 00:57:54,348 --> 00:57:57,723 faster, sexier and... 1194 00:57:57,758 --> 00:57:58,922 - Bustier! 1195 00:57:58,957 --> 00:58:01,221 - Yes. - Bustier, that's it. 1196 00:58:01,256 --> 00:58:02,893 Now I know what we're gonna have to do. 1197 00:58:02,928 --> 00:58:06,259 We're gonna have to use this press-ta-digitizer, 1198 00:58:06,294 --> 00:58:08,294 and we're gonna need to transport out of here 1199 00:58:08,329 --> 00:58:09,966 to a better location. 1200 00:58:10,001 --> 00:58:11,099 We can do this. - Yes. 1201 00:58:11,134 --> 00:58:12,298 - Ready? - I'm ready. 1202 00:58:12,333 --> 00:58:13,838 - All right and... 1203 00:58:15,369 --> 00:58:18,106 (beam whirring) 1204 00:58:21,683 --> 00:58:24,277 (tires rumbling) 1205 00:58:28,987 --> 00:58:32,725 - Bubba, you are getting rid of that ugly TV 1206 00:58:33,794 --> 00:58:35,321 if it is the last thing you do. 1207 00:58:35,356 --> 00:58:38,258 I don't care if it's got a built in VHS. 1208 00:58:38,293 --> 00:58:40,095 - It's battery operated! 1209 00:58:40,130 --> 00:58:42,735 - You stole it from the thrift store. 1210 00:58:42,770 --> 00:58:44,902 And how much do you think you're gonna get for it now? 1211 00:58:44,937 --> 00:58:46,101 - Oh, come on, sis. 1212 00:58:46,136 --> 00:58:47,740 You got it so easy. 1213 00:58:47,775 --> 00:58:49,841 I'm trying to pay for college here, all right? 1214 00:58:49,876 --> 00:58:51,942 - Oh, pfft, I take care of your ass. 1215 00:58:51,977 --> 00:58:54,978 Here, it's $2, take it. 1216 00:58:55,013 --> 00:58:56,617 What I owe you, 10 more? 1217 00:58:58,379 --> 00:59:02,051 Now, Bubba, you cannot get caught stealing again, all right? 1218 00:59:02,086 --> 00:59:03,888 You're not gonna be able to go to college 1219 00:59:03,923 --> 00:59:06,891 because you're gonna go to the pokey! 1220 00:59:06,926 --> 00:59:09,124 You remember that time that you got caught 1221 00:59:09,159 --> 00:59:11,830 flashing those nuns in public? 1222 00:59:11,865 --> 00:59:14,195 (both laughing) 1223 00:59:14,230 --> 00:59:15,768 - Yeah. 1224 00:59:15,803 --> 00:59:18,672 - Well, you stole those prescription drugs 1225 00:59:18,707 --> 00:59:20,300 from that store after hours? 1226 00:59:20,335 --> 00:59:22,203 - Oh my God. 1227 00:59:22,238 --> 00:59:23,842 Yeah, I remember that. 1228 00:59:23,877 --> 00:59:25,107 - Bubba, you're old enough now you are 1229 00:59:25,142 --> 00:59:26,977 gonna go to the big house. 1230 00:59:27,012 --> 00:59:29,243 - What, really? 1231 00:59:29,278 --> 00:59:31,113 - I'm gonna go on down just right past this crick, 1232 00:59:31,148 --> 00:59:32,686 and you're gonna get this thing outta here. 1233 00:59:32,721 --> 00:59:33,918 Do you understand? 1234 00:59:34,855 --> 00:59:37,988 (tires rumbling) 1235 00:59:38,023 --> 00:59:38,890 Now git! 1236 00:59:48,297 --> 00:59:49,164 (Bubba grunts) 1237 00:59:49,199 --> 00:59:50,462 Go, go, go! 1238 00:59:50,497 --> 00:59:52,970 - It's battery-operated, come on. 1239 00:59:56,470 --> 00:59:57,711 - Attaboy. 1240 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:05,950 Get in. 1241 01:00:09,923 --> 01:00:11,021 - All right, let's go. 1242 01:00:11,056 --> 01:00:12,154 - I'm proud of you, Bubba. 1243 01:00:12,189 --> 01:00:13,419 Let's go get some ice cream. 1244 01:00:19,427 --> 01:00:22,098 (solemn music) 1245 01:00:23,497 --> 01:00:26,432 (Bigfoot grunting) 1246 01:00:31,472 --> 01:00:36,475 (static buzzing) (TV chatter) 1247 01:00:40,250 --> 01:00:42,822 - Hello, I'm Screens. 1248 01:00:42,857 --> 01:00:46,991 I work as a monitoring system for Robo Sports Action Now. 1249 01:00:47,026 --> 01:00:49,290 - Oh, I can't believe I'm actually afraid of a penis. 1250 01:00:49,325 --> 01:00:50,423 Who would've thought? 1251 01:00:50,458 --> 01:00:51,424 - [Woman] A blue one at that. 1252 01:00:51,459 --> 01:00:52,194 - I don't wanna die! 1253 01:00:54,396 --> 01:00:57,298 (TV beeping) 1254 01:00:57,333 --> 01:01:00,840 (people shouting) 1255 01:01:00,875 --> 01:01:04,811 (suspenseful electronic music) 1256 01:01:07,178 --> 01:01:09,211 (TV chatter) 1257 01:01:09,246 --> 01:01:12,049 (slow pop music) 1258 01:01:14,416 --> 01:01:17,351 (Bigfoot grunting) 1259 01:01:18,959 --> 01:01:21,289 (TV beeping) 1260 01:01:23,062 --> 01:01:24,424 - No, no! 1261 01:01:24,459 --> 01:01:25,997 (thrilling music) 1262 01:01:26,032 --> 01:01:27,427 (TV beeping) 1263 01:01:27,462 --> 01:01:30,870 - [Announcer] It's the Dr. Dawn Show in 3D. 1264 01:01:31,939 --> 01:01:34,533 With your host, Dr. Dawn. 1265 01:01:34,568 --> 01:01:36,909 Tonight's special guest, Penny Blossom. 1266 01:01:36,944 --> 01:01:41,243 And tonight's topic is none other than Bigfoot as usual. 1267 01:01:41,278 --> 01:01:43,509 Hello, Dr. Gail. 1268 01:01:43,544 --> 01:01:47,953 - Hi, I'm Dr. Dawn, doctor of parapsychology, 1269 01:01:47,988 --> 01:01:50,923 doctor of internal medicine and sometimes surgery. 1270 01:01:50,958 --> 01:01:54,960 And I'm here with my very special guest, Penny Blossom. 1271 01:01:54,995 --> 01:01:56,896 - Hi! 1272 01:01:56,931 --> 01:01:58,898 - And tonight we're gonna be talking about Bigfoot. 1273 01:01:58,933 --> 01:02:00,328 - Yay. 1274 01:02:00,363 --> 01:02:02,462 - So Penny, you think you actually so Bigfoot? 1275 01:02:02,497 --> 01:02:04,871 - Oh, I know I saw him. 1276 01:02:04,906 --> 01:02:08,303 My friends doubted me, but I was up near Sacramento. 1277 01:02:08,338 --> 01:02:10,305 I was panning for gold 'cause you know, 1278 01:02:10,340 --> 01:02:12,142 I'm a golddigger. (giggles) 1279 01:02:12,177 --> 01:02:15,013 And there he was in the distance, and my friend said, 1280 01:02:15,048 --> 01:02:16,443 "No, that's not Bigfoot." 1281 01:02:16,478 --> 01:02:18,346 And I said, "It is, I know it's Bigfoot." 1282 01:02:18,381 --> 01:02:23,351 He's a big and handsome, young looking ape and... (laughs) 1283 01:02:25,190 --> 01:02:27,124 I didn't know what to do, and then he disappeared. 1284 01:02:27,159 --> 01:02:28,125 - Oh, was he handsome? 1285 01:02:28,160 --> 01:02:29,555 Was he really handsome? 1286 01:02:29,590 --> 01:02:31,128 Was he really hairy chest and everything? 1287 01:02:31,163 --> 01:02:32,932 Oh! - Oh my God. 1288 01:02:32,967 --> 01:02:35,132 - My viewers know that I wrote a bestseller. 1289 01:02:35,167 --> 01:02:38,432 It's called Bigfoot and Dr. Dawn: The True Love Story. 1290 01:02:38,467 --> 01:02:40,874 And we have been communicating, telepathically. 1291 01:02:40,909 --> 01:02:43,140 He's been coming every night in my dreams. 1292 01:02:43,175 --> 01:02:45,406 And so we're going to be going and finding him. 1293 01:02:45,441 --> 01:02:48,882 So are you excited to be on this expedition with us, Penny? 1294 01:02:48,917 --> 01:02:50,543 - I am so excited. 1295 01:02:50,578 --> 01:02:52,248 Be still my beating heart. 1296 01:02:52,283 --> 01:02:53,953 (women giggling) (Bigfoot grunting) 1297 01:02:53,988 --> 01:02:56,219 - We've had a few expeditions before, 1298 01:02:56,254 --> 01:02:58,925 and some of the girls didn't make it, unfortunately. 1299 01:02:58,960 --> 01:03:00,520 Last time we had a bear incident. 1300 01:03:00,555 --> 01:03:02,423 But this time's gonna be really good 1301 01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:05,624 'cause we have our guns locked and loaded and ready to go. 1302 01:03:05,659 --> 01:03:08,099 Yes? - I have my crossbow. 1303 01:03:08,134 --> 01:03:09,430 And I don't wanna kill Bigfoot, 1304 01:03:09,465 --> 01:03:11,366 but I, we need to be protected. 1305 01:03:11,401 --> 01:03:13,005 - Oh no, we're not gonna kill him. 1306 01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,337 No, no, no, we're gonna, we're gonna find him. 1307 01:03:15,372 --> 01:03:16,503 We're gonna lure him in. 1308 01:03:16,538 --> 01:03:18,340 We're gonna seduce him. 1309 01:03:18,375 --> 01:03:22,014 And we're gonna have a relationship, right? 1310 01:03:22,049 --> 01:03:24,049 - That's right. 1311 01:03:24,084 --> 01:03:27,118 - I'm gonna finish my fantasy book about him 1312 01:03:27,153 --> 01:03:28,251 because, oh wow. 1313 01:03:28,286 --> 01:03:30,088 He's so big and handsome. 1314 01:03:30,123 --> 01:03:32,618 And, oh, I can't wait to just to meet him 1315 01:03:32,653 --> 01:03:34,653 and have him hold me in his arms, 1316 01:03:34,688 --> 01:03:38,393 and his big, hairy, his big hairy chest against mine. 1317 01:03:38,428 --> 01:03:41,902 Oh, just to make out and kiss with him and ooh, ooh! 1318 01:03:42,729 --> 01:03:43,395 Ooh! 1319 01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:50,669 ♪ You know you never told me ♪ 1320 01:03:50,704 --> 01:03:55,916 ♪ Driving me crazy in a living hell ♪ 1321 01:03:57,546 --> 01:04:01,218 ♪ I don't wanna think about it, but I just can't resist ♪ 1322 01:04:09,327 --> 01:04:12,460 (gentle guitar music) 1323 01:04:27,015 --> 01:04:29,411 ♪ Without you, without you ♪ 1324 01:04:29,446 --> 01:04:32,150 ♪ I fall from grace ♪ 1325 01:04:32,185 --> 01:04:34,449 ♪ Without you, without you ♪ 1326 01:04:34,484 --> 01:04:37,353 ♪ Don't even know my face ♪ 1327 01:04:37,388 --> 01:04:42,391 ♪ Without you ♪ 1328 01:04:43,493 --> 01:04:45,394 ♪ Without you, without you ♪ 1329 01:04:45,429 --> 01:04:48,133 ♪ My silence ♪ 1330 01:04:48,168 --> 01:04:51,103 (energy whirring) 1331 01:04:51,138 --> 01:04:52,566 - Where are we now? 1332 01:04:52,601 --> 01:04:55,008 - Two kilometers from where we were last. 1333 01:04:55,043 --> 01:04:56,372 - North, West, South, what? 1334 01:04:56,407 --> 01:04:58,044 - I don't know. 1335 01:04:58,079 --> 01:04:59,474 (audience laugh track) 1336 01:04:59,509 --> 01:05:00,739 - Well, let's just take a look around. 1337 01:05:00,774 --> 01:05:01,641 - What is this? 1338 01:05:04,085 --> 01:05:05,986 - Holy moth balls! 1339 01:05:07,055 --> 01:05:08,384 That looks like a piece of crap! 1340 01:05:08,419 --> 01:05:11,123 - [Together] Bigfoot's crap! 1341 01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:12,520 - Oh God, what are we gonna do? 1342 01:05:12,555 --> 01:05:15,259 We can't touch it. - Okay, I got an idea. 1343 01:05:15,294 --> 01:05:17,426 Let's put our energy together, 1344 01:05:17,461 --> 01:05:20,363 and transport it forward to 2050. 1345 01:05:20,398 --> 01:05:22,068 - That's it, that's it. 1346 01:05:22,103 --> 01:05:25,005 - [Together] Beyond ho, away we go. 1347 01:05:26,173 --> 01:05:28,041 Beyond ho, away we go. 1348 01:05:29,671 --> 01:05:31,539 Beyond ho, away we go. 1349 01:05:33,312 --> 01:05:35,180 Beyond ho, away we go. 1350 01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:41,120 - Holy crap, we're gonna be trillionaires! 1351 01:05:41,155 --> 01:05:42,187 - I love it! 1352 01:05:42,222 --> 01:05:44,222 (women squealing) 1353 01:05:44,257 --> 01:05:46,752 - Oh my God, that was a big one! 1354 01:05:48,129 --> 01:05:50,591 (somber music) 1355 01:05:56,269 --> 01:05:57,268 - Oh my God. 1356 01:05:58,304 --> 01:06:00,436 - Oh wow. - What is that? 1357 01:06:01,472 --> 01:06:03,208 It's a hoof print. 1358 01:06:03,243 --> 01:06:05,474 Looks like I'm finally gonna get my selfie. 1359 01:06:05,509 --> 01:06:07,575 - [dawn] It's so big. 1360 01:06:07,610 --> 01:06:10,446 And you know what they say about men with big feet? 1361 01:06:10,481 --> 01:06:13,713 - My ex-boyfriend had big feet, definitely worth it. 1362 01:06:13,748 --> 01:06:17,420 - This monster probably has pretty big hands too. 1363 01:06:17,455 --> 01:06:19,389 - He's close by. 1364 01:06:19,424 --> 01:06:20,522 - Let's go find him. 1365 01:06:20,557 --> 01:06:21,523 Let's get that selfie for you. 1366 01:06:21,558 --> 01:06:23,129 - Let's get the selfie. 1367 01:06:23,164 --> 01:06:24,130 - Let's go get this fool, ladies. 1368 01:06:33,603 --> 01:06:36,802 - [Penny] I think she's definitely from the loony bin. 1369 01:06:36,837 --> 01:06:39,508 - [Daisy] Oh yeah, that's plausible. 1370 01:06:39,543 --> 01:06:41,477 - You know what, we set out to find Bigfoot. 1371 01:06:41,512 --> 01:06:42,775 Let's just go look for him. 1372 01:06:42,810 --> 01:06:44,117 We'll find her on the way. 1373 01:06:44,152 --> 01:06:47,648 - Ladies, I think at this point 1374 01:06:47,683 --> 01:06:52,653 we really gotta accept there ain't no Bigfoot! 1375 01:06:55,493 --> 01:06:58,494 (suspenseful music) 1376 01:07:02,599 --> 01:07:07,602 (Bigfoot grunting) (footsteps pattering) 1377 01:07:18,615 --> 01:07:21,352 (water rushing) 1378 01:07:25,193 --> 01:07:26,654 - [Tilly] We may never see that girl again. 1379 01:07:26,689 --> 01:07:29,195 - Yeah. - She's lost forever probably. 1380 01:07:29,230 --> 01:07:30,757 - She may be gone for good. 1381 01:07:30,792 --> 01:07:32,660 (women scream) 1382 01:07:32,695 --> 01:07:34,233 - Jesse! 1383 01:07:34,268 --> 01:07:35,630 Where have you been? 1384 01:07:36,963 --> 01:07:38,633 - Don't give me that look, I know that look. 1385 01:07:38,668 --> 01:07:40,437 - Bitch! - I know, I know, I know. 1386 01:07:40,472 --> 01:07:43,803 I got up early this morning, and I was inspired. 1387 01:07:43,838 --> 01:07:45,904 And I always like to write when I'm inspired. 1388 01:07:45,939 --> 01:07:49,578 And I wrote a song for our quest to get Bigfoot. 1389 01:07:49,613 --> 01:07:50,711 - For what? - We were worried about you. 1390 01:07:50,746 --> 01:07:52,581 - I wrote a song. 1391 01:07:52,616 --> 01:07:55,287 I know, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but you'll love the song. 1392 01:07:55,322 --> 01:07:56,717 - So you wrote a song? 1393 01:07:56,752 --> 01:07:57,751 - Of course, it's about all of us. 1394 01:07:57,786 --> 01:07:59,225 - All right. 1395 01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:00,523 - Actually. - Can we hear the song? 1396 01:08:00,558 --> 01:08:01,656 - I wanna hear it. - Yeah. 1397 01:08:01,691 --> 01:08:03,526 - You ready? - Yeah. 1398 01:08:03,561 --> 01:08:04,923 - Now I wrote it with like a Western spaghetti, 1399 01:08:04,958 --> 01:08:06,265 Southern twang kind of a feel to it. 1400 01:08:06,300 --> 01:08:07,398 Like kind of a like, you know, 1401 01:08:07,433 --> 01:08:09,862 my relative's Mr. Jesse James. 1402 01:08:09,897 --> 01:08:12,370 - Oh, that's cool. - Love it. 1403 01:08:13,967 --> 01:08:18,871 ♪ Oh, it's Bigfoot or bust, we're gonna get you with lust ♪ 1404 01:08:19,973 --> 01:08:21,511 ♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪ 1405 01:08:21,546 --> 01:08:25,317 ♪ There's just no giving up ♪ 1406 01:08:25,352 --> 01:08:29,981 ♪ Five girls with big guns that will take that as it comes ♪ 1407 01:08:30,016 --> 01:08:35,228 ♪ We came here to have fun and get the job done ♪ 1408 01:08:36,858 --> 01:08:40,497 ♪ We're gonna scour these woods and stay hot on your trail ♪ 1409 01:08:40,532 --> 01:08:45,535 ♪ Get sexy, lure you to us, and we're not gonna fail ♪ 1410 01:08:47,341 --> 01:08:50,936 ♪ Oh, it's Bigfoot or bust, we're gonna get you with lust ♪ 1411 01:08:52,038 --> 01:08:53,543 ♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪ 1412 01:08:53,578 --> 01:08:56,843 ♪ There's just no giving up ♪ 1413 01:08:56,878 --> 01:09:01,716 ♪ Five girls with big guns, and I'll take that as it comes ♪ 1414 01:09:01,751 --> 01:09:06,457 ♪ We came here to have fun and get the job done ♪ 1415 01:09:06,492 --> 01:09:08,822 ♪ We're gonna scour these woods ♪ 1416 01:09:08,857 --> 01:09:11,330 ♪ And be hot on your trail ♪ 1417 01:09:11,365 --> 01:09:13,662 ♪ Get sexy, lure you too us ♪ 1418 01:09:13,697 --> 01:09:16,830 ♪ We're not gonna fail, come on ♪ 1419 01:09:16,865 --> 01:09:21,670 ♪ Oh, Bigfoot or bust, get you with lust ♪ 1420 01:09:21,705 --> 01:09:23,936 ♪ No turning back, it's a must ♪ 1421 01:09:23,971 --> 01:09:27,313 ♪ There's just no giving up ♪ 1422 01:09:27,348 --> 01:09:29,777 - [Together] Bigfoot or Bust! 1423 01:09:29,812 --> 01:09:31,317 (Jesse whistles) 1424 01:09:31,352 --> 01:09:32,516 (hands clapping) 1425 01:09:32,551 --> 01:09:33,946 - [Jesse] Yeah! 1426 01:09:33,981 --> 01:09:36,718 (Bigfoot grunting) (women cheering) 1427 01:09:36,753 --> 01:09:38,753 - [Dawn] Jesse, love it! 1428 01:09:40,889 --> 01:09:42,526 (energy whirring) 1429 01:09:42,561 --> 01:09:43,527 - We did it. 1430 01:09:43,562 --> 01:09:45,496 Mission accomplished. 1431 01:09:45,531 --> 01:09:47,927 - Yeah, it's time to go back to the future. 1432 01:09:47,962 --> 01:09:49,302 - Back to 2050. 1433 01:09:49,337 --> 01:09:51,634 - Hey, we can't go like this. 1434 01:09:51,669 --> 01:09:52,998 We need to change. 1435 01:09:53,033 --> 01:09:54,835 (audience laugh track) - You're right. 1436 01:09:54,870 --> 01:09:55,737 You're first, go. 1437 01:09:58,709 --> 01:09:59,675 (bell chiming) 1438 01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:01,479 Right there, and ready? 1439 01:10:02,416 --> 01:10:05,846 (energy whirring) 1440 01:10:05,881 --> 01:10:07,045 - Awesome. 1441 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:07,947 - No, okay. 1442 01:10:09,555 --> 01:10:11,357 (bells chiming) 1443 01:10:11,392 --> 01:10:14,052 (energy whirring) 1444 01:10:16,430 --> 01:10:17,660 It's getting better. - Yeah. 1445 01:10:17,695 --> 01:10:18,826 - Maybe a little bit, you know? 1446 01:10:18,861 --> 01:10:20,465 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 1447 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,962 (bells chiming) (energy whirring) 1448 01:10:22,997 --> 01:10:25,833 Oh yeah, uh huh. - Beautiful. 1449 01:10:25,868 --> 01:10:28,539 - Looking fabulous, you're next. 1450 01:10:28,574 --> 01:10:29,969 Go on in there. 1451 01:10:30,004 --> 01:10:31,641 (bells chiming) 1452 01:10:31,676 --> 01:10:33,874 Ready? - Mm-hmm, yeah. 1453 01:10:33,909 --> 01:10:35,546 - And. 1454 01:10:35,581 --> 01:10:39,748 (quirky laughing) (energy whirring) 1455 01:10:40,586 --> 01:10:41,717 Nah, one more. 1456 01:10:43,149 --> 01:10:45,886 (bells chiming) 1457 01:10:46,757 --> 01:10:48,394 Ready? 1458 01:10:48,429 --> 01:10:51,793 (energy whirring) (quirky laughing) 1459 01:10:51,828 --> 01:10:53,828 Oh yeah. 1460 01:10:53,863 --> 01:10:55,797 (laughs) Perfect! 1461 01:10:55,832 --> 01:10:56,798 Now me. 1462 01:10:58,769 --> 01:11:01,605 (quirky laughing) (energy whirring) 1463 01:11:01,640 --> 01:11:02,573 What do you think? 1464 01:11:04,742 --> 01:11:05,741 We're ready. 1465 01:11:08,812 --> 01:11:11,615 All right, team, we did it. 1466 01:11:12,552 --> 01:11:14,079 We're looking great. 1467 01:11:14,114 --> 01:11:18,050 Time for 2050. 1468 01:11:18,085 --> 01:11:20,954 (energy whirring) 1469 01:11:22,694 --> 01:11:24,430 - Whoa, check out the red carpet. 1470 01:11:25,961 --> 01:11:27,565 What is this, the Academy Awards? 1471 01:11:27,600 --> 01:11:28,698 I thought we were hunting Bigfoot. 1472 01:11:28,733 --> 01:11:30,535 You really didn't have to. 1473 01:11:30,570 --> 01:11:31,701 (Bigfoot grunting) 1474 01:11:31,736 --> 01:11:32,834 - What was that? 1475 01:11:32,869 --> 01:11:34,407 That was something big in there. 1476 01:11:34,442 --> 01:11:35,837 - [Jesse] It sure sounded big. 1477 01:11:37,203 --> 01:11:38,708 (suspenseful music) (Bigfoot grunting) 1478 01:11:38,743 --> 01:11:40,138 (women shouting) 1479 01:11:40,173 --> 01:11:42,547 - That's Bigfoot, that's Bigfoot! 1480 01:11:42,582 --> 01:11:44,582 - Fuck, I wanna be famous! 1481 01:11:44,617 --> 01:11:47,618 (suspenseful music) 1482 01:11:48,654 --> 01:11:51,391 (alert ringing) 1483 01:11:58,224 --> 01:11:59,696 (Rusty squealing) 1484 01:11:59,731 --> 01:12:00,763 - Did you get an alert? - Yes, we did. 1485 01:12:00,798 --> 01:12:02,600 He's up on the overlook. 1486 01:12:02,635 --> 01:12:04,668 That critter's up there right now, let's go, move it. 1487 01:12:04,703 --> 01:12:06,098 Here you go, let's go. 1488 01:12:06,133 --> 01:12:07,572 Come on, move it, go, go, go, go. 1489 01:12:07,607 --> 01:12:08,639 - There he is! - Go, go, go! 1490 01:12:10,170 --> 01:12:11,477 Go, go, go! 1491 01:12:11,512 --> 01:12:12,445 - Got you. - Go! 1492 01:12:13,811 --> 01:12:14,678 - Don't you move. 1493 01:12:16,484 --> 01:12:18,143 - Stop, stop, don't hurt him. 1494 01:12:20,620 --> 01:12:23,984 - Oh my God, this is really happening. 1495 01:12:24,019 --> 01:12:26,954 (Bigfoot grunting) 1496 01:12:28,023 --> 01:12:28,890 - Oh! 1497 01:12:33,666 --> 01:12:36,766 - Damn, he's kinda hot. 1498 01:12:36,801 --> 01:12:39,802 (suspenseful music) 1499 01:12:50,914 --> 01:12:53,915 - Oh, Bigfoot, I've looked for you my entire life. 1500 01:12:53,950 --> 01:12:55,554 You're so amazing. 1501 01:12:55,589 --> 01:12:57,919 - You've never hurt anyone, have you? 1502 01:12:57,954 --> 01:12:58,821 - Oh. 1503 01:13:00,792 --> 01:13:02,957 - You poor thing, I'm so sorry. 1504 01:13:04,862 --> 01:13:05,729 Go! 1505 01:13:07,601 --> 01:13:09,535 - Go. - Go, go, Bigfoot! 1506 01:13:10,637 --> 01:13:11,966 Go, Bigfoot! - Go. 1507 01:13:13,101 --> 01:13:15,233 - Go, Bigfoot! - Go, just go. 1508 01:13:17,941 --> 01:13:18,973 - I love you Bigfoot. 1509 01:13:21,912 --> 01:13:25,683 - Hey ladies, what do you have cornered up there? 1510 01:13:25,718 --> 01:13:26,816 - Nothing. 1511 01:13:26,851 --> 01:13:28,521 - Ain't nothin' to see here. 1512 01:13:28,556 --> 01:13:30,589 - Oh, sure hell, let's go, go. 1513 01:13:32,593 --> 01:13:35,528 (Bigfoot grunting) 1514 01:13:40,095 --> 01:13:42,293 Sorry to bug you, ladies. 1515 01:13:42,328 --> 01:13:44,262 Let's go. - Told you so. 1516 01:13:48,708 --> 01:13:51,709 (upbeat rock music) 1517 01:14:00,115 --> 01:14:01,653 - I didn't do it. 1518 01:14:01,688 --> 01:14:02,554 I'm innocent. 1519 01:14:05,923 --> 01:14:10,926 ♪ If I could make a wish, go back in time ♪ 1520 01:14:13,700 --> 01:14:18,703 ♪ I'd try to change it up, commit a crime ♪ 1521 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:26,238 ♪ Knowing hindsight is 20-20 ♪ 1522 01:14:26,273 --> 01:14:29,879 ♪ Filled with lust ♪ 1523 01:14:29,914 --> 01:14:34,917 ♪ Had I known I'd still be alive ♪ 1524 01:14:36,349 --> 01:14:40,857 ♪ A animal, hunt you down like a cannibal ♪ 1525 01:14:41,926 --> 01:14:43,959 ♪ You got me running ♪ 1526 01:14:43,994 --> 01:14:48,997 ♪ Animal, big, strong, so incredible ♪ 1527 01:14:52,035 --> 01:14:57,038 ♪ I'm tired of doing the same old things day after day ♪ 1528 01:15:00,076 --> 01:15:03,110 ♪ Try to run, try to hide my fears ♪ 1529 01:15:03,145 --> 01:15:08,016 ♪ But the world's turned gray ♪ 1530 01:15:08,051 --> 01:15:11,921 ♪ The scary madness I've come to like ♪ 1531 01:15:11,956 --> 01:15:16,189 ♪ Wandering through a maze ♪ 1532 01:15:16,224 --> 01:15:21,227 ♪ Help me get out, wake up, fly away ♪ 1533 01:15:22,835 --> 01:15:27,101 ♪ Animal, hunt you down like a cannibal ♪ 1534 01:15:28,071 --> 01:15:30,137 ♪ You got me running ♪ 1535 01:15:30,172 --> 01:15:35,175 ♪ Animal, big, strong, so incredible ♪ 1536 01:15:36,178 --> 01:15:38,310 ♪ And I'm coming ♪ 1537 01:15:38,345 --> 01:15:43,315 ♪ Animal, call me crazy, think you're beautiful, oh ♪ 1538 01:15:45,286 --> 01:15:50,058 ♪ You're just an animal ♪ 1539 01:15:50,093 --> 01:15:53,666 ♪ Round and round and round again ♪ 1540 01:15:53,701 --> 01:15:58,704 ♪ But I can make no promises ♪ 1541 01:16:00,367 --> 01:16:03,808 ♪ Now I'm looking carefully for footprints up a pass ♪ 1542 01:16:38,911 --> 01:16:43,914 (woman panting) (animal howling) 1543 01:16:47,051 --> 01:16:52,054 ♪ Animal, hunt you down like a cannibal ♪ 1544 01:16:53,024 --> 01:16:54,925 ♪ You got me running ♪ 1545 01:16:54,960 --> 01:16:59,963 ♪ Animal, big, strong, so incredible ♪ 1546 01:17:01,065 --> 01:17:03,065 ♪ And I'm coming ♪ 1547 01:17:03,100 --> 01:17:08,103 ♪ Animal, might be crazy, think you're beautiful ♪ 1548 01:17:10,008 --> 01:17:14,175 ♪ You're such an animal, animal ♪ 1549 01:17:14,210 --> 01:17:17,211 ♪ Just an animal, animal ♪ 1550 01:17:17,246 --> 01:17:19,785 ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪ 1551 01:17:27,322 --> 01:17:29,388 ♪ Animal ♪ 1552 01:17:37,431 --> 01:17:40,366 (Bigfoot grunting) 1553 01:17:42,139 --> 01:17:44,271 (Jim laughs)