In a place full of mystery Where the past comes alive
There's a hero of history Who is ready to thrive
She is saving our future By protecting our past
She's a hero Whose moment's arriving at last!
Ridley Jones!
Daring and bold and courageous
Ridley Jones!
Guards the museum with pride
Ridley Jones!
Her sense of adventure's contagious
With dinos and dodos And astronaut chimps by her side
Ridley Jones!
Wearing her trademark fedora
Ridley Jones!
No challenge can get in her way
She won't ever give in to her fear
She shines when adventure is near
Swinging into the fray And then saving the day
Ridley Jones!
If you talk to Pedro
You'll hear the tale Of a ghost who has icy breath
He can freeze your soul With his haunting wail
And he scared the lemurs half to death
Oh, that's what I heard
That's what I heard
When I conferred with that sweet bird
That's what I heard
Well, Ma told Pa that Ida saw Its big, black piercing eyes
300 teeth, one giant claw And I'm not one to hyperbolize
No, that's what I heard
-That's what he heard! -That's what I heard
-That's what he heard -It sounds absurd, but, oh my word
That's what I heard
He changes shape, he's ten feet tall
He shrieks, and roars, and moans
He steals the paintings from the wall
And he sometimes feeds on dino bones
-That's what I heard -What he heard
It sounds absurd, but, oh my word Well, that's what I heard
As a shaggy and shy mammoth child
I was raised far away from the wild
But I longed in my heart To be part of the woolliest throngs
So I guess I've been feeling a bit
Like a mammoth who doesn't quite fit
And I dream of a place
Where this mammoth belongs
It's like I am stuck In a mammoth-sized funk
As across all the glaciers I roam
While I wish I could unpack my trunk
In a place I call home
Oh, my heart How it trumpets and squeals
With the furriest, fuzziest feels
When I think of a place
Where this mammoth belongs