In a place full of mystery Where the past comes alive
There's a hero of history Who is ready to thrive
She is saving our future By protecting our past
She's a hero Whose moment's arriving at last!
Ridley Jones!
Daring and bold and courageous
Ridley Jones!
Guards the museum with pride
Ridley Jones!
Her sense of adventure's contagious
With dinos and dodos And astronaut chimps by her side
Ridley Jones!
Wearing her trademark fedora
Ridley Jones!
No challenge can get in her way
She won't ever give in to her fear
She shines when adventure is near
Swinging into the fray And then saving the day
Ridley Jones!
"All Ismat's Eve."
So scary.
I know, right? The museum's Trick-or-Treat Walkthrough is the best!
Ridley, help! Get it off me. Why did it have to be snakes?
Dudley, you get scared of that same snake every year.
You should try to be tough, like me.
I wasn't scared.
Sorry, Fred. We've been practising our jump scares all night.
And I think it's safe to say we nailed it.
-Our exhibit's a scream. Huh? -I don't get it.
Come on. I'll finish the walkthrough with you.
Ismat, this is so fun. I love this.
It's scary, but not too scary.
The fun kind of scary, which is still terrifying.
My dads and I love making the Trick-or-Treat Walkthrough every year.
Nothing could steal our mummy thunder today.
After all, Halloween is a mummy's time to shine.
I used to go every Halloween when I was little,
but this year is even better now that I know the museum is alive!
Yeah. And Ismat and her dads always make decorating look like a ton of fun.
Thanks! I am a royally good decorator.
And so are our royal decorators, of course.
Great job, Halima.
It would be great if the whole museum looked like this.
What if we decorated the rest of the rotunda
and made the biggest Trick-or-Treat Walkthrough yet?
Oh yeah!
I always thought of Halloween as kind of my thing.
But I guess there's no harm
in the rotunda throwing together a few cute little decorations.
Anyway, I've got to go help my dads put the final touches on our throne room.
No spoilers, but someone might be getting crowned Queen of Halloween.
Is it me?
No…
Oh! Is it me?
It's me.
Okay, team. Let's get decorating.
Look at me. I'm a dainty little butterfly!
Decorations are a go!
Lights! Pumpkins! Spiderwebs!
The spiderwebs are definitely a go!
Nice job, everyone.
I'd say we're ready to show Ismat our new and spooked-proved rotunda.
I'll get her.
Easy. Just a few more steps.
Okay, but I already know we're going to the rotunda,
so it's not really a… surprise.
-Ta-da! -Wow, Ridley.
This isn't just cute or little. It's really great.
And way more than I expected.
I didn't realize the rotunda would be just as decorated as my exhibit.
I'll give you the tour.
We wanted to test the walkthrough,
so I asked Pedro and the Lemurson kids to be trick-or-treaters.
"Look at me. I'm a human. I don't even know the museum's alive."
-Good one! -First stop, Dante's volcano.
Wow! So… slimy.
Heads up, little dudes!
Sweet catch. Literally!
That was so cool!
-Hi, Peaches. -Hi, sunshine.
Spooky!
So batty.
More sweets!
Incoming sweets! Toot toot!
So ghosty!
I know! The human kids will love it, don't you think?
They really will.
But I've always been the main attraction.
And wait, one more thing.
There's more?
The walkthrough leads up to your pyramid. It's the last stop.
Like the star of the show?
Exactly!
How about it, trick-or-treaters? Want to see the main attraction?
We already went through there. We want to see the new stuff again.
-Yeah! -Again!
But Halloween is a mummy's time to shine. It's my holiday.
-Yeah! -Again!
Ridley, it's been fun, but I've got a few more decorations to put up.
But I thought you were already done decorating.
I figured if the rest of the museum's gonna decorate,
then I have to decorate even more!
Because… I'm getting into the Halloween spirit.
Are you okay, Ismat?
Yep, I'm fine. Totally not worried at all. Gotta go!
Attention, museum citizens, step right up
and see the brand-new decorations in the Egyptian Wing.
Behold the cursed jewels of Cleopatra.
Bob for scarab beetles in the spooky sandpits.
Hear the wailing of the haunted Sphinx.
Brains! Did you like my new jump scare?
I don't think you needed the brains part.
Good note.
Is it my turn? It's hard to hear in here. Also, I think I'm stuck.
Yep. Stuck. Yeah.
We've got to step up our game
to compete with the new decorations in the rotunda.
Wow, Ismat, you sure added a lot more to your walkthrough.
Just trying to add to all the great new Halloween spirit around here.
With or without the new decorations, I know the human kids will love it.
I always did.
Really? Thanks, Ridley.
This is the most fun I've ever had!
Kids, if you keep climbing all over your engineer,
he won't be able to see or drive very well.
Better help Dudley before the train derails.
Okay, I'll just be here,
figuring out how to outdo the other exhibits' decorations.
I've got to get my mummy thunder back.
Happy Halloween!
What in starnation?
Ismat, I think this might be overdoing it.
Over-overdoing it.
Over-over-over-overdoing it.
Got it, Dante.
But it's working! See?
Houston, we've got a fog problem. Visibility at 50%.
Make that 0%!
Mayday!
Dude, tell that rover to chill!
Slime!
Come on! Now!
My wraps!
Ridley! This is not the fun kind of scary.
This is the scary kind of scary.
We gotta control things before somebody gets hurt.
I never wanted anyone to get hurt.
Don't worry. I have an idea.
Peaches, where are you?
Ridley, is that you?
Still have those night-vision goggles? The ones that help you see in the dark?
-Here they are! -Got 'em.
Whoa, dude. Something's on me!
It's me, Dante. Let's skate out of here. I'll guide you.
Game on!
Forward, left. Jump! I mean, ollie.
I'm going backwards! This gnarly wind means business!
Did somebody call for a windshield?
Ismat, we've got to turn off the wind machine.
I can't reach it!
Gotcha! Okay, if we work together, we can do this.
Follow my lead.
Three, two, one! Blast off!
Almost there.
Got it!
We did it!
Hot potato!
I'm glad everyone is okay, but why did you do all this, Ismat?
Well, the rotunda was just so spooky.
I was worried everyone would have too much fun in the rest of the museum
and not want to visit my exhibit.
But I never meant to ruin Halloween.
I'm so sorry, everyone.
-Why wouldn't people visit your exhibit? -Your Halloween decorations totally rule.
-They're spook-tastic! -Right!
They are?
Even when the rest of the decorations are actually really, really, really good?
That doesn't make your decorations less special.
I know that Halloween is your thing
The thought that you could lose it Must sting
If others do the things that you do
It doesn't mean there's less for you
No one's gonna steal your mummy thunder
True, it's Halloween, but don't be scared
Just like your delicious candy plunder
It's more fun when it's shared
Slime volcanoes
Bats and lights!
Ghosts and cobwebs, witchy knights
Much more fun and scarier
It's truly the more the merrier!
No one's gonna steal your mummy thunder
No one's gonna wreck your mummy fun
You don't have to worry, fret, or wonder
It's more fun with everyone!
Thanks, Ridley, everyone. You're right. There's plenty of Halloween to go around.
Which gives me an idea.
I know how we can save Halloween!
It's almost time. Places, people.
And animals. And robots.
It was generous of you to share your decorations with the rest of the museum.
Now, that was the fun kind of scary.
The guests are here. Ready to be the Queen of Halloween?
Not this time. I'm happy to share my mummy thunder.
Over there!
This is amazing!
"Dastardly Derples."
Being out here in the Alps fills my lungs with happiness.
It's the perfect place to practise my yodelling.
Yodel-ay-hee-mooo!
Nice, Fred. But we didn't come here just for yodelling.
I brought us here to work on our mountain rescue skills.
Oh! I volunteer to board down the mountain,
just so you can practise rescuing me and stuff.
Yodel-ay-hee-moooo!
O-M-Ra! What was that?
Yodel-ay-hee… Help!
Hey there. What's wrong?
There's some sort of monster up there in the mountains.
It appeared out of a cave and chased me!
A mountain monster?
Gnarly. What did the monster dude look like?
Like a bear
crossed with a chameleon, crossed with a duck!
And he's wearing a sparkly jumpsuit and sunglasses.
That actually sounds fabulous.
Are you sure that's what you saw?
I can't imagine there'd be a monster in the exhibit.
I'm not gonna wait around to find out.
Yodel-later!
A bear crossed with a chameleon crossed with a duck?
-That sounds familiar. -I'm not sure what's going on.
But we should definitely tell Grandma about this.
Rids. You're back early from your training mission.
Something pretty weird happened before we could get to the training.
Weird like a dancing grapefruit? Or weird like alien abductions?
Weirder.
We heard Fred yodel.
Hey, that's not the weird part.
We ran into a skier.
She said she saw a scary chameleon-bear-duck monster in the Alps.
A chameleon-bear-duck?
Come with me. I'm going to show you something.
Take a look at this. Does this look familiar?
It's the cardboard cutout we found in the air condition vents.
I thought it was a ghost!
And it looks just like a chameleon-bear-duck.
This is Dizzy Derples.
When the museum first opened, Dizzy was the museum's mascot.
Kids loved him, but we had to take him down.
Why would you remove such a righteously popular dude?
The museum's goal is to show what is true.
Kids started to think a chameleon-bear-duck was a real animal.
Dizzy was really upset when we put him in storage where kids couldn't see him.
Then one day, he mysteriously vanished from the museum.
Vanished?
He's been spotted occasionally out in the exhibits,
spreading misinformation to anyone who'll listen.
Eyes Team, if it is Dizzy Derples that's out there, we have to find him.
Facts are important.
I'd hate someone from the museum to spread stuff that wasn't true.
Sounds like we're heading back to the Alps.
Yodel-ay-hee-moooo!
Here's where we saw that skier. We should look for clues.
I'll sniff for clues.
Are hadrosaurs good at smelling for clues?
Not really, but we gotta start somewhere.
-Look what my sniffer sniffered! -Duck feet footprints.
Plant me like a banana tree if these don't lead us to Dizzy Derples.
Like, what was that?
Derples!
Oh, that's kind of creepy.
Cute, but still creepy.
You know, that skier person was yodeling yodels of fear.
Maybe Dizzy Derples is more dastardly than we thought.
Maybe, but we still need to find him. Come on, team.
Look out!
-Somebody rolled a small moon at us! -That's no moon. It's a snowball!
I'm just glad it missed us.
Dudley, watch your six.
My what?
Derples!
Everyone, look out!
Ta-da!
-Well, that could have gone better. -Derples!
-What are we gonna do, Ridley? -They know something about Dizzy Derples.
Let's see where they take us. Or roll us.
I see why they call him Dizzy Derples,
because I'm getting really dizzy and maybe really…
Derples-y.
Derples!
Dizzy Derples, I presume?
Well, well, well.
That's way too many wells.
Well, well, well, well, well.
What do we have here?
I'm Ridley Jones, newest Protector of the Museum.
My team and I came to see what was spooking people out here in the Alps.
Oh, Ridley.
Ridley-didley-bidley-boo-quidley!
I'm afraid that was me.
Why would you do that?
When I was kicked out of the museum for being "unreal,"
my heart was kicked into 17,682 pieces.
-That's an actual fact. -Is it?
My place is on the stage,
where the adoring crowds adore me with adoration!
Derples!
And I thought I was overdramatic, hey?
I'm sorry the museum hurt your feelings.
Now it's my turn to hurt the museum's feelings.
I'm gonna go out there and make sure everyone knows all about Dizzy Derples.
But if you do that,
people might get the notion that chameleon-bear-ducks are real creatures.
Museums are supposed to be about spreading knowledge,
not un-knowledge stuff.
Science and facts and truth are important. Stop spreading things that aren't true.
I'll never stop being Dizzy Derples, honey!
Marmots, away to the Dizzy-Dizzy sleigh!
-The what now? -Follow that Derples!
-Can I sit by you! -I got the back!
Dizzy Derples exclaims, "Here I drive out of sight."
"Dizzy Derples to all, and to all a good flight!"
Derples!
Let's go get him!
Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Blast off, sled-stronauts! They're getting away!
Derples!
Hang on there, marmots! It's about to get--
I said to hang on!
Yodel-ay-hee--
What was that?
Space Monkey Peaches to the rescue!
You three were really flying back there!
What was it like?
Their bobsled's too fast. We're never gonna catch him.
Don't stress, Ridley. This dino dude's about to get Cretaceously crunchy!
Yeah!
Must go faster!
Dizzy Derples is one extreme bobsledding dude.
Dare I say, a cool dude?
Too fast!
-Oh boy. -Oh no!
Dizzy, are you okay?
Yeah, we're all right. Thank you, Ridley.
But I still don't want to go back to that museum.
Not if I'll get put in storage.
Derples!
Oh, adorbs!
I hear you, dude.
You're too righteously extreme to be storage-ified.
You're not a scary monster at all.
I do declare that Dizzy Derples is dodo delightful.
It's too bad kids at the museum
couldn't tell the difference between reality and fantasy.
Hey, maybe Dizzy could teach them.
What do you mean?
If you come back, we could set up an exhibit
that explains the differences between facts and fantasy.
Ridley-didley-bidley-boo-quidley! What a great idea!
And even I have to admit, that's something kiddos need to learn.
You can't go round believing
In things that aren't true
Misleading and deceiving
Are not the honest thing to do
So we're keepin' it real
We're sticking to fact
Protecting the truth
Precise and exact
Yeah, that's our ideal
So you know the deal
Be keepin' it real
We're keepin' it real
We love imagination
But there's a lot at stake
Whenever fabrication
Isn't clearly marked as fake
So we're keepin' it real
And we'll emphasize
Alternative facts are really just lies
The truth is ideal
So you know the deal
Be keepin' it real
We're keepin' it real
We're keepin' it real!
Suddenly, I am thrilled that I am an unreal animal.
I can't wait to get back to the museum
and show my adoring fans just how unreal I truly am!
So I might not be real like my marmot friends,
but that doesn't stop me from keepin' it real
on the dance floor!
Thank you, Dizzy Derples.
Sadly, the museum is closing so that's Dizzy's last show of the day.
But come back and see him anytime.
-Thank you! -So cool.
That was great, Dizzy!
You looked fabulous up on stage.
I double declare that Dizzy Derples is dodo delightful!
I couldn't agree more.
It's where Dizzy Derples has always belonged,
in the bright spotlights of the museum.
Derples!