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MAN: Viktor gazed off into
the distance.

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The mood was pungent with
the unsaid.

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All my past yearnings bubbled
to the surface

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and threatened to engulf me.

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We went into the bedroom
and shut the door.

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Are you alright?

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Oh. I'm sorry. Is that it?

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Yay.

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Very good.
You're not upset?

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About what?

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The explicit nature
of that last paragraph.

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Explicit?

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It's the moment your father
realises he's a gay man.

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Are you alright with me sharing
details of such a sexual nature?

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When was it sexual?

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We went into the bedroom
and shut the door.

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What else could that mean?

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That it's night time
and you're going to bed.

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So you're alright with it?

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I would maybe rethink the use
of the word pungent.

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Sounds like there's a bad smell
in the room.

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What about ripe?

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Still a bit farty.

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It's fine. Leave it.
We need to think about the title.

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How about this one?
I Object.

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Yeah, but you're the judge, so
that doesn't make any sense, does it?

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What are you objecting to?

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Approach The Bench.

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You look like you're on some
silly morning show, Dad.

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What have you got a whisk
in your hand for?

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How did they talk you into that?
Yeah. Alright, alright.

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Hang on. All Rise.

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Bit penis-y

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Petty man.

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Yep.

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Get inside.

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Excellent.

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Morning.
Ooh...

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Hey, I said morning.

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Oh, and good morning to you, Murray.

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There you go. Wasn't too hard,
was it?

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You're late.
I know.

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Murray was outside, hosing the path
like an old Greek woman.

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Is he still not talking to you?

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Worse. Now he's doing really
aggressive good mornings at me.

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Morning's hardly aggressive.
It is the way he says it.

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(POINTEDLY) Morning.
You need to sort that out.

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I know, or I could just sell
up and move.

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That's what I would usually do.

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Your 9am is here.

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Oh, God. Can you take that? Ta.

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What you've got here is a pretty
standard will.

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Well, we're a pretty standard
family.

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OK, well, let's go
through what's changed.

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Is your husband dead?

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No.
Dying?

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No.
Has he lost capacity?

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No.
Making bad choices?

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Are you planning to leave
your husband?

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Is your husband planning
to leave you?

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You're pretty obsessed
with my husband.

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No, I'm just trying to establish why
you want to redo your will.

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Stefan thought
it would be a good idea.

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And Stefan is your husband?

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No, no, he's a financial advisor.

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Stefan Bogdanovic.
That's him.

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He recommended you.

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Did he?
Lovely fella.

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Funny little baby face on him.

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How old do you think he is?
I don't know.

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Hard to tell. Maybe 20.

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40.

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Yeah. Ish...

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I'm just going to come right
out and say it.

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I think you're wasted on reception.

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I promise you, I'm not.
I don't even drink, so.

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No, no, I think you have
more to give.

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I'm not sure I do.
I'm the probate clerk.

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I'm the webmaster.
I'm Helen and Ray's assistant.

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Plus, I've got my own
business ventures.

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But is that enough?
It's a lot.

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Alright. I didn't want to play
this card but you forced my hand.

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Before Viktor left...

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I love that guy.
I know we all do.

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He said the only man capable
of filling my shoes

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here at Conch is you, Mr Chen.

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So I'm the chosen one.
Indeed.

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So I was thinking, why don't
we do a trial just for a week?

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You can sit in on mediations,
get to know the business.

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What about Helen and Ray?

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Oh, don't worry about them.

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I'll send them a memo.
It'll be fine.

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Welcome to Conch.

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Thank you.

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(HUMMING) # Burning up the fire.
I am, I am burning up.

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Oh, Roz, you've cracked it.

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Got your memo.
Oh, hang on, let me just save that.

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Yes. What?

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You poached our probate clerk.
He came to me.

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He said he was going nowhere
at Gruber and Fisk.

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Funny, he never mentioned that

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at our performance review/
dumpling lunch.

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Maybe he just wanted more
of a challenge.

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I'm not buying it, Rozy.

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Oh, alright, I poached him.

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I just couldn't go through
that whole interview process again.

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So now I have to do it?
Selfish, Rosalind. Very selfish.

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It's only a trial.

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It's just one week at Conch

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and George will organise
a temp for Gruber's.

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I don't want a temp.
Why don't you get a temp?

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Don't be such a baby.

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You're a baby.

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Oh, monte carlos.
Yes.

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Things have really changed around
here since old Helen became partner.

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Oh, Helen, I like it.

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Makes you sound wise.
How many can I have?

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No limits, man.
No limits.

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Well, look who it is.

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The ship jumper, the quisling,
the Judas among men.

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What?
He's defecting.

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He's going to work for Roz.
Oh, no.

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Why would you go and work for Roz? Me
and Ray are so nice, aren't we, Ray?

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Yes, we are, mate.

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Oh, who bought these
delicious treaty treats?

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Lucky for me, it's a cheat day.

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It's not a cheat day.
Cheat day is Friday.

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Yes, you're right, but you
don't work here anymore.

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So it looks like Ray is back.

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Pop a biscuit on the road
to chunk-ville.

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It's probably enough, I think.
I blame you for this.

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It's only a week. I need to think
about my future.

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Fair enough, Chief. Come back
anytime. Door's always open.

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See how nice Ray is?
Roz isn't going to be that nice.

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Stop fighting over me.

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Whoa, buddy. Keep your pants dry.

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It's all good.
We're just going to miss you.

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It's OK. Biscuit?

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And another one. You're OK.

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And there's your phone.

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And remember, if Helen needs
anything.

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Yep. Got it. Help Helen.
That's my job.

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And, Ray, don't forget about Ray.

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Hey. George's grandma.

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Are you the new temp?
Yeah, but call her Lily.

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We're a bit sensitive people will
think she's a nepo granny.

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Got it.
I don't care.

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Give me your laptop, Helen.
OK.

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Just gonna update
all your software.

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Oh, excellent.
She's really good at tech.

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I'm the webmaster.
Don't say that.

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You're not the webmaster.

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I'm the webmaster.

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No, I'm the webmaster.

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You're not the webmaster.

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You don't even know how to use
the cloud.

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I know. I was just trying to join.

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You know, like in that movie,
I'm Spartacus. I'm Spartacus.

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Hey, Spartacus. You have a meeting
in ten minutes.

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Thank you. I'll just write down
my password.

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Don't need it. I'm in already.

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She used to be a hacker.

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Shh. That's classified.

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OK.

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I thought you were allowed to say
it now.

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The Pyramid of Understanding

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is the process we will be using
today

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to resolve this
dry cleaning dispute.

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One, go back to the past
and reflect.

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Two, move into the present
and explore the issues.

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Three, arrive at base camp
for resolution and agreement.

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Base camp is normally
the starting point.

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No, not in the mediation world.

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No. Alright. It's nearly time.

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Watch and learn, grasshopper.

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Have I just been a little bit racist?

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I do beg your pardon, George.

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Check yourself, Roz.

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Ray. I've had three referrals
from Stefan Bogdanovic this week.

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Baby face Bogdanovic.
Great.

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That's how the networking
group works.

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He refers clients to you.

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You refer clients to him.

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He's referring clients that don't
need their wills redone.

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Knock, knock, Ray. There's a man in
reception with a face like a baby.

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Or is he already here?

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Come on in, mate.

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Take a seat. You remember Helen?

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Sure do. Best in the biz.

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That's what I keep telling
everyone.

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The question is, what are
you telling people about me?

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Nothing, I swear I wasn't
the one that said baby face.

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You can call me baby face.
Call me whatever you want.

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Just call me and send me
some clients.

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I mean, come on,
throw me a bone here.

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Or a client.
Or three.

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Let's even the score, old woman.

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Oh, it's too much, mate.

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Really? I'm OK with baby face.

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Not the same, but I agree, Fisk
does owe you some referrals.

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And as soon as I get a client
that asks for financial advice,

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I'm sending them right to you.

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You don't wait for them
to ask for advice.

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You tell them they need
financial advice.

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What, even if they don't need any?

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Correctamundo.

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Oh, OK. Firstly. Correctamundo.
No.

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Secondly, I don't think
that's ethical.

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Of course it is.

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Not doing anything wrong.

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Here think of it like this.

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I suggest to someone they go
into the bedroom.

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Nothing wrong with that.
Can't get arrested.

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All I've said is that they should
go in there.

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You're the one that comes along,
whips off their clothes,

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gives them the happy ending.

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OK, you know what?
That's enough, Fonz.

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We don't talk like that here, mate.

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I'm just pointing out that it's
on Helen to seal the deal.

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Why'd you have to be so dirty
about it? Why not just say

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I lead them into the bedroom
and, Helen, you close the door.

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What does that mean?

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Yeah. It's not clear, is it?
No, no.

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What is clear is that I'm the only
one getting screwed here.

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You owe me some referrals, Helen.

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Call me. Bing bing.

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Baby face out.

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Sorry. That's a landline.
Yeah.

229
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Finger guns. 1970s sexism.

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How old is that guy?

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Hard to say.
Definitely older than George.

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Probably younger than you.

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So maybe 56.

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You want to guess again?
58.

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Jason, have there been any other
instances of shrinkage?

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What do you even need the dress for
anyway? You already wore it.

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Are you getting divorced
and marrying someone else?

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I'm going to stop you there.

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Alice, would you care to answer?

240
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I don't think Alice should
dignify that with a response.

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What are you whispering about me?
Nothing, I'm just trying to say...

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George is actually on your side.

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I thought this was an
impartial process.

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Absolutely it is.

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But this is the exploration phase,

246
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so it's very important for us to get
all our feelings onto the table.

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I have feelings, I feel
like he's a rude arsehole.

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Well, let's just keep it civil.
I want that struck from the record.

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There is no record.
What is the point of this then?

250
00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:54,080
I'll strike it.
From what?

251
00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,360
The iPad.

252
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,160
Let's move on to our wish
list for justice.

253
00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:00,560
Hang on, what about reflections
on deeds past?

254
00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,200
I think it's getting a little heated,
George.

255
00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,640
Let's just push on to base camp.

256
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,320
Well, I disagree, I'd very much
like to reflect on

257
00:10:06,360 --> 00:10:09,320
whether this arsehole has
shrunk other people's clothes.

258
00:10:09,360 --> 00:10:10,480
Strike that please.
Striking.

259
00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,320
Look, I just I don't really
understand this whole pyramid

260
00:10:13,360 --> 00:10:14,400
base camp thing.

261
00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:16,600
I told you, it is a bit confusing.

262
00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:18,720
Well, I think the thing is,
when you're climbing,

263
00:10:18,760 --> 00:10:20,040
base camp is where you start.

264
00:10:20,080 --> 00:10:23,400
Yes, but it is also the place to
which one returns.

265
00:10:23,440 --> 00:10:26,360
If you don't end up back
at base camp, where are you?

266
00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,760
You're probably dead.
Exactly.

267
00:10:27,800 --> 00:10:30,320
Like poor old Green Boots.
Yes.

268
00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:32,320
No. What? Who's Green Boots?

269
00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,200
He's the guy that died
on Mount Everest.

270
00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,600
Now he's just stuck up on the side
of the mountain forever.

271
00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,880
Like a human popsicle.

272
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,360
No. Yes.

273
00:10:39,400 --> 00:10:42,040
Good. This is excellent.
This is what this is about.

274
00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:44,040
Get those feelings out
onto the table.

275
00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,000
But I'm running this.
I'm in charge.

276
00:10:47,680 --> 00:10:50,280
Yeah, Dad, you don't actually
have to invest.

277
00:10:50,320 --> 00:10:52,760
Just listen to his spiel
and say I'll think about it.

278
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:54,560
VIKTOR: (ON PHONE) Don't fuss
with the aircon, Tony.

279
00:10:54,560 --> 00:10:56,520
Oh, good. Viktor's there.
(ON PHONE) I'm hot, Tip.

280
00:10:56,520 --> 00:10:58,320
You're hot because you've got the
heated seat on.

281
00:10:58,360 --> 00:11:00,040
That's for my back.
Dad? Dad?

282
00:11:00,080 --> 00:11:02,280
Yes, Hels. We're in the car.

283
00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:03,560
I've got you on speaker.

284
00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:04,720
Yeah, I worked that out.

285
00:11:04,760 --> 00:11:07,960
We're going to get some capers.
Because that's a two person job.

286
00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:10,920
It's too loud. Don't shout it.
But we're on speaker.

287
00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:12,680
Yes, but you can just speak
normally.

288
00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:15,280
You can hear me, can't you?
Yeah, I can hear everything.

289
00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,000
Listen, I'm going to text you with
details. Stefan Bogdanovic.

290
00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:20,400
He'll call you, OK?

291
00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:23,160
Oh ,Tony look out. Look there's a
bollard behind you. Tony.

292
00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,400
Bollard! Bollard!

293
00:11:24,440 --> 00:11:27,360
I can't listen to them.
OK, I'm gonna count that as two.

294
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,280
Dad and Viktor. We just need one
more referral, then I'm square.

295
00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,320
What have we got?
Jackie and Peter Boyle.

296
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,640
No money to invest.

297
00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,960
Sergei Bennett.
He's dead. No use to me.

298
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:40,200
OK, why don't you go and get some
financial advice from Babyface?

299
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,600
Me? Why do I need advice?

300
00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,280
You spend too much money
on biscuits.

301
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,240
How do you know what I spend
my money on?

302
00:11:45,240 --> 00:11:46,680
I looked at your bank account.

303
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,920
When?
You left the page open.

304
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,720
Yeah, I don't think I did.

305
00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:53,800
Someone did?

306
00:11:55,560 --> 00:11:56,600
Yeah.

307
00:11:58,160 --> 00:12:00,800
And so, to our resolution.

308
00:12:00,840 --> 00:12:03,840
Alice, you have agreed to
$500 compensation.

309
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:06,280
And an apology.
I'm sorry.

310
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,640
Happy? Huh? There's your precious
apology.

311
00:12:08,680 --> 00:12:11,000
No. I would like him to say
it like he means it.

312
00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:12,480
Yes. Alright.
Jason.

313
00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,960
How about she apologises
for making shit up?

314
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:16,040
I didn't even shrink it.

315
00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:17,960
You probably just ate too many
pies.

316
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,760
Oh, shut your face.

317
00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:21,920
You shrank my dress, mate.
Deal with it.

318
00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,320
And that is exactly what we've done.

319
00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:25,480
We have dealt with it.

320
00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:26,800
Look, well done everybody.

321
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,560
Good work all round.

322
00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:30,560
We made it. Base camp.

323
00:12:35,680 --> 00:12:38,560
STEFAN: (ON PHONE) Helen,
just give me a sec, OK?

324
00:12:38,600 --> 00:12:39,960
Alright. What have you got for me?

325
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,120
Where are you?
A funeral.

326
00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,360
Oh, God. Sorry.
I'll call you back.

327
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,200
All good. Didn't know him.
Just here to make some contacts.

328
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:49,840
This dead guy had a shit
ton of the Rebecca.

329
00:12:49,880 --> 00:12:52,320
Rebecca?
Rebecca de Money.

330
00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:55,560
It means these newly minted
relatives are going to need some

331
00:12:55,600 --> 00:12:57,440
financial advice from yours truly.

332
00:12:57,480 --> 00:12:59,080
Oh, look out. Here comes the DB.

333
00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,080
Sorry. The what?
DB. Dead body.

334
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:03,960
Oh my God. OK, I've got that
final referral for you.

335
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:06,360
It's me. I need some financial
advice.

336
00:13:06,400 --> 00:13:09,840
You? OK. Ooh, got to bounce.
Body's on deck.

337
00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,360
Sorry, boys. Sorry, lads.
Sorry.

338
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:13,720
Great work. Cheers.

339
00:13:13,760 --> 00:13:15,840
That's disgusting.

340
00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:17,920
(BABYFACE SINGS)
He's singing.

341
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,760
Why would you...

342
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,960
Hang up, Helen. Idiot.

343
00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,600
Another great result for Team Conch.

344
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:27,200
Sorry, Roz. I'm too exhausted
to high five.

345
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,400
What? Why?

346
00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:30,600
All that arguing I'm finding it
really upsetting.

347
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,480
Yes, but ultimately, everyone
walked away happy.

348
00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:36,480
Happy? Jason looked like he climbed
Everest without oxygen.

349
00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:38,800
Yes. Alright. I think I've had
enough of the climbing analogies.

350
00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:42,200
Now, this afternoon, we will be
using the circle of resolution.

351
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:43,360
This afternoon?
Yes.

352
00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:45,800
We've got Pasquale and Monkfish
coming in to settle

353
00:13:45,840 --> 00:13:47,160
a fencing dispute.
Already?

354
00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:48,240
That's so soon.

355
00:13:48,280 --> 00:13:49,680
I know, look at us.

356
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,440
We are crushing it, team Conch.

357
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,920
I can't.

358
00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:56,040
Fist pump?
No, thank you.

359
00:13:58,680 --> 00:14:01,120
Hey, Ray, I was thinking...

360
00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:02,520
Poor kid, he's knackered.

361
00:14:02,560 --> 00:14:04,120
Roz is pushing him too hard.

362
00:14:04,160 --> 00:14:05,320
Told him this would happen.

363
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,760
Mediation is stressful.

364
00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:08,840
What do you need? Be quick.
Keep it down.

365
00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:11,520
I've been thinking about reasons
people need to redo their will.

366
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,680
Change a circumstance, partner dies,
new property purchase.

367
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:17,640
Did you just come in here to think
aloud? Because I'm not loving it.

368
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,880
I'm just saying.
Who am I describing?

369
00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,560
(GEORGE MURMURS)
Look at the guy.

370
00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,480
Get there quicker, Fisk, I'm losing
interest.

371
00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,560
OK, it's my dad.

372
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,360
He hasn't redone his will
since mum died.

373
00:14:28,400 --> 00:14:30,640
And obviously I can't do
it for him because Viktor.

374
00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:32,560
But can I ask him to come
and see you?

375
00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:34,560
Absolutely. Always here for the
great man.

376
00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:35,680
I'd be honoured.
Thanks, Ray.

377
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,040
We need more oxygen to summit.
Green Boots.

378
00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:41,560
Oh, my God, the human popsicle.

379
00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:44,080
You'll be right, mate.

380
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:45,520
I'm gonna go.

381
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:46,840
You're OK, buddy.

382
00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:55,440
Lily, did you touch my desktop?

383
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,600
I didn't touch it, I tidied it.

384
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,680
You're not supposed to touch
my computer.

385
00:15:00,720 --> 00:15:02,440
Oh, hey. That's childish.

386
00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,360
Webmaster. Webmaster's Grandma.

387
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,080
Good morning.
Good morning, Helen.

388
00:15:06,120 --> 00:15:07,880
Coffee for you.
Oh. Thank you.

389
00:15:07,920 --> 00:15:09,720
Amazing.
That's not part of your job.

390
00:15:09,760 --> 00:15:12,120
Don't tell me my job. Helen's my
boss. I get her coffee.

391
00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:13,280
Yeah. George.

392
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,200
Old and cold.
Just how I like it.

393
00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:19,160
I got here at seven.
I like to be early.

394
00:15:19,200 --> 00:15:21,360
OK, good.
Where's my app ideas?

395
00:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,760
That's not where they go.

396
00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:25,160
Hey, what about this idea?

397
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,120
An app that shows you how to get
to the nearest dog park.

398
00:15:28,160 --> 00:15:30,280
That's a map, not an app.

399
00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:32,400
I think you should go and do some
work now, Helen.

400
00:15:32,440 --> 00:15:33,560
Yeah. Helen.

401
00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,360
Only I can tell Helen to do
some work.

402
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,440
Yeah. George.I'm just gonna ding
that up.

403
00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:39,320
Thanks, Lily. You're the best.

404
00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,880
Sorry, Roz. It's not for me.

405
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:46,720
Oh, it's only been two days.

406
00:15:46,760 --> 00:15:48,600
I don't like how angry
everyone gets.

407
00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:49,960
You have to reframe it.

408
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:52,000
They're not angry. They're just
emotional.

409
00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:54,440
What about when Mr Monkfish
turned on me and said,

410
00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:55,600
fuck you, tablet boy?

411
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,440
Yes. Well, that was absolutely
uncalled for.

412
00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,880
I was just trying to take notes.

413
00:15:58,920 --> 00:16:00,000
And it's an iPad.

414
00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,440
Who calls it a tablet?

415
00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:03,560
You need to develop a thicker skin.

416
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,080
I don't want a thicker skin.

417
00:16:05,120 --> 00:16:07,000
I like to feel my feelings.

418
00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,320
That is commendable.
I can't argue with that.

419
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,520
What about grandma?

420
00:16:11,560 --> 00:16:12,600
How's her skin?

421
00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:13,760
Thick-ish.

422
00:16:13,800 --> 00:16:16,280
Like a rhino.
Perfect.

423
00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,240
And if you want to know
what happens next,

424
00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:20,440
then you'll just have to buy
the book.

425
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:21,560
I love that.

426
00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:23,280
How's it going in here?
Good. Good.

427
00:16:23,320 --> 00:16:25,040
I was just telling Ray
about the time

428
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:26,920
I was in the law revue
at university.

429
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:29,160
Oh, when you actually slipped
on the banana skin

430
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:31,360
instead of pretending to slip
on the banana skin.

431
00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:33,000
Oh, Helen. Spoiler alert.

432
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:34,800
What? He just said he told
Ray that story.

433
00:16:34,840 --> 00:16:36,520
I told him half the story.

434
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,560
Why'd you tell half that story?
It's a sentence.

435
00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:40,720
Anyway. How's the will going?
It's still a work in progress.

436
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,960
Viktor has suggested the standard
spousal will set up.

437
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:46,120
So if Dad dies, everything
goes to Viktor.

438
00:16:46,160 --> 00:16:48,200
Yes. And if I die, everything
goes to your dad.

439
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,120
Well, that's the setup
I had with your mother.

440
00:16:50,160 --> 00:16:51,320
Yeah, but she was my mother.

441
00:16:51,360 --> 00:16:53,280
Correct. I have flagged that.

442
00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:55,160
God forbid the judge goes first.

443
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,920
God forbid? I'm sorry.
Are we all hoping I go first?

444
00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,560
No, no, Tip, of course not.
What would I do without you?

445
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:01,640
Well, exactly.

446
00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:03,360
Thank you, Tony, it's nice to feel
cherished.

447
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,240
I'm simply pointing out that if
the judge dies

448
00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:06,920
and everything transfers to you,

449
00:17:06,960 --> 00:17:09,560
then Helen is effectively cut
out of the inheritance loop,

450
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:11,920
if you know what I mean.
Oh, I know what you mean.

451
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:14,440
Well, that's not a problem. I'll
simply name Helen as my beneficiary.

452
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,000
You might.
Or you might not.

453
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,480
There's no legal obligation
for you to nominate Helen.

454
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,640
She's not your next of kin.

455
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:22,440
Yes. What if you meet someone else,
you might remarry.

456
00:17:22,440 --> 00:17:23,920
Oh, Tony, I will never love again.

457
00:17:23,920 --> 00:17:25,280
What if your grief drives you mental

458
00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:27,440
and you decide to leave the
money to the Men's Shed.

459
00:17:27,440 --> 00:17:28,560
Suddenly I'm out of the picture.

460
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,120
You know you're not entitled
to get anything.

461
00:17:30,120 --> 00:17:33,200
I know. You're not either.
Help me out here, judge.

462
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,800
Well, both sides have
a compelling argument.

463
00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:36,880
Mine's more compelling.

464
00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:41,960
Might I propose a simple
but legally elegant solution?

465
00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:45,000
Please. I'm all about legal
elegance, Your Honour.

466
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:54,480
So I've got an affidavit
from the both of you here,

467
00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:57,880
and I just need forms one,
two, three and nine.

468
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:03,400
OK. And I assume
you're the adoptee.

469
00:18:03,440 --> 00:18:04,480
Guilty.

470
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,040
Oh, don't say that.
I'm joking.

471
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:07,800
And you are?
The adoptive father.

472
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:09,400
Yeah, but can we call him
something else?

473
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:11,800
Because he's my father,
so he should be something different.

474
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,120
Alright. I could be Papa.
Like in The Crown.

475
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,840
No. Poppy Viktor.
You're being silly.

476
00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:19,480
I quite. Like Poppy Viktor.
Or maybe Papi.

477
00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:21,040
Definitely not.
I could call you mum.

478
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,520
No. Stop it.
Meemaw. Peepaw.

479
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:26,360
Oh, for heaven's sake.
I like peepaw.

480
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,240
Hey, it doesn't matter what you
call each other.

481
00:18:28,240 --> 00:18:30,240
I just need to tick a box
on this form.

482
00:18:30,280 --> 00:18:33,040
Fine. Tick adoptive father.
But I'm not calling you that.

483
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:35,160
I need you both to sign here.

484
00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:39,480
What about Paw Paw?

485
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,960
I'm not a fruit, Helen.

486
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,480
We're both fruits, Tip.

487
00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:43,600
No shame in it.

488
00:18:45,600 --> 00:18:47,360
It's good they're gay.

489
00:18:47,400 --> 00:18:48,480
It's all in the affidavit.

490
00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,240
You probably know that already.

491
00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:54,440
To elegant solutions.

492
00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:55,720
Cheers, everyone.

493
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,760
That's yummy. I think it's German.
It's nice.

494
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,960
Famous for their champagne.

495
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,040
It is, Roz.

496
00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:13,880
I disagree, I just don't think
soup is a proper meal.

497
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,040
Morning, webmaster. Webmaster's
Grandma.

498
00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:17,120
Good morning.

499
00:19:17,160 --> 00:19:18,960
Coffee for the boss.
Thank you.

500
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:22,200
Thank you, Lily, welcome to Conch.

501
00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:23,640
What?
I'm back, Helen.

502
00:19:23,680 --> 00:19:25,160
Welcome home.

503
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,560
Did you get me a coffee?

504
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,240
That's not part of my job.
Fair enough.

505
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:30,200
Oh, and, Roz, you might want
to ding that up.

506
00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:31,640
She likes to get here early.

507
00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,240
I have fixed your laptop.

508
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:35,640
George said it was running slow.

509
00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:37,640
Wonderful. What was wrong?
What was the problem?

510
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,880
Too many voice memos.

511
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:40,520
I put them all on this.

512
00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:43,400
Oh, they're all my song ideas.

513
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:44,880
Did you ever listen?

514
00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:47,040
Anything grab you, any earworms?

515
00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,000
What about Burning Up?
By Madonna?

516
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,680
No, no, no. This is an original.

517
00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,400
It's a song about climate change
but from the Earth's perspective.

518
00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,240
Shall I give you a little bit?

519
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:59,840
# Burning up
# Can you feel the fire?

520
00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,960
# I am burning up
# Children, can you feel my ire?

521
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,360
# I am... Wait for it...
# Mother Earth

522
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:08,640
I can go higher.

523
00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:12,800
# Mother Earth,
and you've taken me for granted

524
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,720
# You've forsaken me

525
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:18,080
Slightly rhymes.
# I'm burning up. #

526
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:20,840
I'm actually speaking to a producer
about recording it.

527
00:20:20,880 --> 00:20:22,040
A pared back version.

528
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:23,680
Just piano and vocals.

529
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,320
Maybe some bongos?
No. No bongos.

530
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,880
Such an earworm.
It's like Western music.

531
00:20:31,920 --> 00:20:33,920
# Can you feel the fire? #

532
00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,720
Georgy, I've got baby face
coming in this morning.

533
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,040
Just send him straight in.

534
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:40,880
No need.
Jesus Christ.

535
00:20:40,920 --> 00:20:42,960
'Cause he's already here.

536
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,040
Come on, Helen, let's talk Patrick.
Yeah?

537
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:46,880
What?
Patrick Cash.

538
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,640
40-15. Advantage, baby face.

539
00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:50,720
Help please.

540
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:54,400
So, what do you think?

541
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:56,320
I thought you said you had
money to invest.

542
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,760
I do. I have $5,000.

543
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,680
5k? That's it.
That's a lot.

544
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:02,360
You've been a lawyer since,
what, the '70s?

545
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,200
What have you done with all your
cash, your moolah, your cha ching?

546
00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:07,920
Well, I lost a lot in a messy
divorce.

547
00:21:07,960 --> 00:21:10,920
Biscuits, apparently.
Oh, and I just bought my own house.

548
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,280
You boomers and your obsession
with bricks and mortar.

549
00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:15,440
Hey, I'm not a boomer.

550
00:21:15,480 --> 00:21:19,000
So what are we going to do with all
this money, Helen, this 5k?

551
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,080
I was thinking maybe a long term
deposit.

552
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:23,720
Yeah. Maybe you want to take out
some war bonds, too?

553
00:21:23,760 --> 00:21:25,640
Yeah. They still a thing?
No.

554
00:21:25,680 --> 00:21:27,040
OK, well, then what do
you suggest?

555
00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:30,040
You want to get it on something
at the ground level.

556
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,600
How about this? I pitched this to
your dad. And that bald woman.

557
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,600
Her name is Viktor.

558
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:36,880
It's genetically modified food
start-up called Food For Drummies.

559
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:39,480
They're developing a chicken
with four legs.

560
00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,600
Oh my God. Why?

561
00:21:40,640 --> 00:21:42,240
Because everyone wants a drummy,
that's why.

562
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,360
Well, I don't.

563
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:45,560
God, I never understand people's
obsession with chicken legs.

564
00:21:45,600 --> 00:21:47,520
It's just gristly brown meat.
I mean, you know,

565
00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:48,640
it's got a convenient handle,

566
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:50,360
but then you look
like a caveman, don't you?

567
00:21:50,360 --> 00:21:52,520
I get it, thank you.
What about ED drugs?

568
00:21:52,560 --> 00:21:53,640
Always good money in those.

569
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:55,240
ED. What's that?
Erectile dysfunction.

570
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:57,240
Oh, yuck. No, really?
Another stiffy drug.

571
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:59,200
How many do we need?
Well, I don't need any.

572
00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:00,800
I'm rocking nothing
but solid oak down there,

573
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:03,160
if you know what I'm saying.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.

574
00:22:03,160 --> 00:22:05,680
And that is a hard no.
Don't. Just stop.

575
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,840
OK, look, I'm actually quite busy
with clients with actual money

576
00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,280
to invest, so why don't you take
a look at all these?

577
00:22:10,280 --> 00:22:12,840
And if any of them appeal to your
conservative boomery nature,

578
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,840
give me a call.

579
00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:18,320
But I'm not a boomer.

580
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:20,520
You're a boomer.
Not a boomer.

581
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,040
Ooh, Tumessamene, you're having a
problem with your penis, Fisk?

582
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:27,920
No, I'm just trying to find
an investment.

583
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,720
Ah, Georgy. Looking for this?

584
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:31,320
Got your favourites. Welcome back.

585
00:22:31,360 --> 00:22:33,560
Caramel crowns, the king
of biscuits.

586
00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,440
So, did you want that?

587
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:38,320
Mind if I take a look for a friend?
Sure, man.

588
00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:40,800
It's not really for a friend.

589
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:42,920
You probably guessed that.
I wasn't thinking about it.

590
00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:45,880
Just in case, it hasn't
been an issue.

591
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:47,080
Stop talking. Just take it.

592
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,400
Absolutely, mate.

593
00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,600
Hey, webmaster, what about an app
that rates biscuits

594
00:22:51,640 --> 00:22:53,240
on a scale of deliciousness?

595
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:55,320
I've already got an app
for that on my face.

596
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,760
It's called my mouth and I give
that a ten.

597
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:01,200
Yep.

598
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,000
I'm heading off.

599
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:11,680
But I just wanted to say thanks
for adopting me, Viktor.

600
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:12,720
You're very welcome, Helen.

601
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:15,280
Can't write me out of the will now.
I'm your next of kin.

602
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,160
Alright. Don't spoil the moment
by gloating.

603
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,440
What's that you're reading?

604
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:21,520
Tip's making a little investment
in genetically modified foods.

605
00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,080
Oh, not the Frankenstein four
legged chicken company.

606
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,200
Yes, Food For Drummies.

607
00:23:25,240 --> 00:23:26,400
Stefan talked me into it.

608
00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:28,960
I actually put some money into it.
Wonderful idea.

609
00:23:28,960 --> 00:23:30,680
I can't believe someone
hadn't thought of it already.

610
00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,920
I mean, who doesn't want a drummy?
Me, I don't.

611
00:23:32,960 --> 00:23:34,880
Of course you do. Everyone wants a
dummy.

612
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:36,440
Well, there goes my inheritance.

613
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:39,360
Night, Dad. Night, Papi.
Night, Helen.

614
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:41,800
Oh, and shut the door, please,
Helen.

615
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:48,560
I do feel like there needs
to be a resolve, though.

616
00:23:48,600 --> 00:23:50,760
Burning up, dum dum.

617
00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:53,520
I just think it, you know,
could use a resolve.

618
00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:55,840
Have you got another hour?

619
00:23:55,880 --> 00:23:58,680
I do.
I've got another $400.

620
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:07,480
Oh, I mean, really. Good stuff.

621
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,880
Ready?

622
00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,400
Good afternoon.
Big voice.

623
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:15,480
Good afternoon.

624
00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:18,120
I've been thinking about
what you said in the kitchen today.

625
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,280
Don't shout.

626
00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:23,400
Presenting, there should be an app
for that.

627
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:24,720
For what?
Exactly.

628
00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:26,960
Next time you have an idea
for an app,

629
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:29,760
you open up an app called
'There should be an app for that'.

630
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:33,720
It's an app that connects ideas,
people with app developers.

631
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,240
It's a really good idea, Georgy.

632
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:39,880
We are offering a 49% share
of the company for $1 million.

633
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,640
I have $5,000.
We'll take it.

634
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:45,760
Yes.

635
00:24:45,800 --> 00:24:47,160
ROZ: # Where are the bees?

636
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,280
# Who will make the honey?

637
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,720
Who will?
That's a good question.

638
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:58,160
# You talk and talk, but all
you care about is money.

639
00:24:58,200 --> 00:24:59,360
Bang.

640
00:24:59,400 --> 00:25:01,800
# I'm burning up.

641
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:05,240
# Oh, can you feel the fire?
I am.

642
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:06,400
Something like that.

643
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:07,800
# Burning up.

644
00:25:07,840 --> 00:25:09,800
Comes naturally.
Thank you.

645
00:25:09,840 --> 00:25:12,280
# You feel my fire burning up.

646
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:17,520
Now, wait for it.
Listen for this.

647
00:25:17,560 --> 00:25:21,760
# I am burning up.
(BONGOS PLAY)

648
00:25:21,800 --> 00:25:23,480
What's that?

649
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,360
World feel.

650
00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:27,720
Is that bongos? They bongos.

651
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:30,920
Why does everyone think
that this song needs bongos?

652
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:34,240
# I am Mother Earth

653
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,760
# And you've taken me for granted

654
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,360
# You've forsaken me

655
00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:42,400
# I'm burning up

656
00:25:42,400 --> 00:25:46,000
# I'm burning u-u-up

657
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:48,800
# Practically on fire
# I'm burning up...

658
00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:51,680
A big day on the
Australian Stock Exchange today

659
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,960
with the much hyped
GM food company

660
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:56,400
Food For Drummies going public.

661
00:25:56,440 --> 00:26:00,320
Shares in the company that claim
to have developed a four-legged

662
00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:05,040
chicken have gone through the roof
after only several hours of trade,

663
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,320
making it very clear that everyone
wants a drummy.

664
00:26:08,360 --> 00:26:10,720
Captions by Red Bee Media