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(BIRDS TWITTER, DOG BARKS)

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(CROCKERY CLANKS)
(BIRDS TWITTER, DOG BARKS)

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(CROCKERY CLANKS)

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(CLANKING CONTINUES)

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(ARTIE WHIMPERS)

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(BLENDER WHIRRS)
(ARTIE WHIMPERS)

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(BLENDER WHIRRS)
May, I'm doing juice.

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(BLENDER WHIRRS)
Do you want juice?

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Do you want juice?

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What?
Juice? Do you want juice?

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No. And don't use the juicer,
you'll wake Helen.

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No. And don't use the juicer,
What?!

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What?!

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(BENDER WHIRRS LOUDLY)

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Morning, Helen.
How was your weekend?

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Morning, Helen.
Yeah. Good, thanks.

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Yeah. Good, thanks.

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What did you get up to?

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Um...made some pretty good soup.

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That's nice.
Yeah.

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Brought the leftovers for lunch.
Good for you.

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Is that all?

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I don't know, do you have any
questions for me about my weekend?

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No. I don't think so.

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Alright, then.

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What was that about?

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Maybe she wanted some of your soup.

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Maybe. It's pretty good soup.

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RAYMOND: Hey, Fisk, you busy?

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Ooh, I feel like
that's a trick question.

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If I say no,
you'll wonder why I'm not busy.

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If I say no,
If I say yes, you'll think I'm rude,

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If I say yes, you'll think I'm rude,

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'cause I'm kind of saying,
"Get out of my office, I'm busy."

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You finished?
Yep.

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There's a Popovitch coming in
at 11:00. I want you to take it.

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A whatavitch?
Popovitch.

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A whatavitch?
Might want to hide your purse.

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Might want to hide your purse.

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Purse? I'm not an old woman.
Who says 'purse'?

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Raymond,
I need you to hide my purse.

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There's a Popovitch coming in.

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GEORGE: Don't really know
about the social...

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One of each...
Yeah.

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One of each...
(DOOR OPENS)

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Hey.

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Don't look now

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but I think there's a clown
in reception.

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but I think there's a clown
Is it someone's birthday?

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Is it someone's birthday?

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I said don't look now.

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That's Eileen Popovitch.
She's your 11 o'clock.

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Is she circus folk? Fun.

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Hi.

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Alright. Miss Popovitch,

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So, I do understand...

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Unfortunate...

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..ly.

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I...

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Sorry, I think you accidentally
dropped the spoon into your...

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..purse.
Pardon?

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..purse.
Never mind.

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Never mind.

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What I was saying, the problem is

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I can't grant you power of attorney
What I was saying, the problem is

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I can't grant you power of attorney
without your mother being present.

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But she's demented.
Right.

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And is that
why you want this authority?

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So that you can make decisions
about her health and wellbeing?

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No, no. I need to make the decisions
about money.

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She can't be trusted.
She's demented.

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OK. Well, whether your mother
is demented or has dementia,

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which I believe
is the preferred way of saying it,

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which I believe
I can't do anything...

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I can't do anything...

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We...
I can't do anything...

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We...
I'm sorry. We need to...

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We...
That's my...

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That's my...

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That's my diary. So...

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Did you want to make
another appointment?

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Did you want to make
Yes. Let's make another appointment.

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Yes. Let's make another appointment.

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Yeah.

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And then you can give me
power of attorney.

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And then you can give me
We'll get your mother in

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We'll get your mother in

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and you can just help yourself
to some...

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..free stationery items
to go with your free teaspoon.

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Hey.
Hello, Helen.

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Hey.
Hello, Roz.

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Hello, Roz.

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How's your morning been?
Good, thanks.

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Sorry, did you want
to use the microwave?

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No, no. I'm just saying hello,
having a friendly chat.

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There's nothing wrong with that,
is there?

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There's nothing wrong with that,
No.

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No.

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Sorry. I just thought we'd already
had our chat this morning,

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remember in reception
about the soup and the...

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remember in reception
..weekend and stuff.

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..weekend and stuff.

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There's no statute of limitations
on friendly chitchat, Helen.

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Put a cover on that
before you put it in the microwave.

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Put a cover on that
Will do.

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Will do.

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Good morning, fine sir.

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I am looking
for one Ms Helen Tudor-Fisk.

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Nice office.

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I'm just going
to pop a few of these down.

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I'm just going
I'm doing a festival nearby.

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I'm doing a festival nearby.

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You might want to come.
Yeah. Have one for yourself.

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Tell your friends.

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'Cause we need ticket sales to go up
Tell your friends.

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'Cause we need ticket sales to go up
as well a little bit.

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Hey, there's a guy called William
in reception to see you.

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He says he knows you.
Oh, not William Ford?

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He says he knows you.
He just said William.

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He just said William.

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Handsome black guy?
I don't know.

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You don't know if he's black
or you don't know if he's handsome?

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Both. I don't see colour,
or handsome.

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Both. I don't see colour,
Do you see age?

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Do you see age?

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How old do you reckon he was?

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Pretty old.
I reckon maybe, like, 40?

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Wow. That's so old.

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Did he seem up himself?
Yes. Definitely.

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He called me "fine sir".
(UNDER HER BREATH) Shit.

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Fisk, I just met your ex-husband
in reception.

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Fisk, I just met your ex-husband
He's quite the good-looking rooster.

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He's quite the good-looking rooster.

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Mmm...

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Helen.
Nah. Nah.

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Helen.
Come on. Out of here.

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Come on. Out of here.

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OK.

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A little...friendly hug?

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Why are you here? What do you want?

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Oh, God.
That's my boss. Get over here.

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Oh, God.
It's lovely to see you, too, Helen.

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It's lovely to see you, too, Helen.

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I'm actually here
It's lovely to see you, too, Helen.

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I'm actually here
for the literary festival.

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I'm actually here
I have some complimentary passes.

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I have some complimentary passes.

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Oh, please. As if. No.

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Quickly, what do you need?

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I was going through a few things
and I found this.

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I ordered it for your birthday
last year, but, well, you know...

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Then you left me for an older woman.
I remember.

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To be fair, Hels,
you're an older woman.

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To be fair, Hels,
Oh, h... I'm not 63.

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Oh, h... I'm not 63.

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God, you two
are like Harold and Maude.

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Oh, that's showing your age.
Oh, here it is.

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Oh... OK. Well, now I feel bad.

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That is really nice.
It is, isn't it?

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That is really nice.
Hey, can we get a coffee?

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Hey, can we get a coffee?

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There's a few things
Hey, can we get a coffee?

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There's a few things
I need to talk to you about.

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No. I can't.
Hels, please, can we get a coffee?

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I just want to get a coffee.
I can't. I'm banned.

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I just want to get a coffee.
Oh, of course you are.

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Oh, of course you are.

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Did you suggest there
Oh, of course you are.

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Did you suggest there
should be a limit of three takeaways

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Did you suggest there
per customer?

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per customer?

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No. But that should
absolutely be the rule

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No. But that should
especially during busy times.

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especially during busy times.

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Ooh, I know, did you suggest
to the barista

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that it's easier
to froth and talk at the same time?

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Again, not an unreasonable
suggestion, you know?

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I'm not saying
you can't chat to customers,

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just keep the line moving, talk
and froth, people, talk and froth.

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Oh, I know.
Did you tell him that his...

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Hey. Hey. Could you just get us
some takeaways?

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Yeah. OK.
Thank you.

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Oh, hey, I don't...
I don't have my wallet.

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Oh, hey, I don't...
There you go. Use my money.

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There you go. Use my money.

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It's your favourite.

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I'll pay you back.
Ooh, I bet.

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I think it would be a terrific way
to cut through.

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People love videos on the internet.
Yeah.

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I'm not sure
people love probate law videos.

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I'm not sure
Maybe if we did a cat video or...?

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Maybe if we did a cat video or...?

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Ray, I was just saying

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I think Gruber & Gruber
should do a promotional video.

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I think Gruber & Gruber
Maybe with a cat in it?

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Maybe with a cat in it?

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Won't be doing anything
Maybe with a cat in it?

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Won't be doing anything
for Gruber & Gruber.

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Just found out we can't trade under
that name while you're suspended.

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Just found out we can't trade under
Can you get on to that, George?

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Can you get on to that, George?

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Knock one of those Grubers off
for me, mate?

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Oh, no.
You'll need a ladder.

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And you might want to start
with the second one.

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Other it would be "& Gruber",
which would look ridiculous.

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Yeah. I know.

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I know. I know. It's our dream.

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I want shared custody of Arthur.

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OK. It's 'Artie'.

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And how would that work?
You live in Sydney.

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Well, six months on, six months off.
(CHUCKLES)

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Oh, my God, you're serious?

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You just took him.
We never discussed it.

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Yeah. He's my dog.

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You can't be content
with just taking the house

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and my self esteem?

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You don't get it.
I'm an artist, he's my muse.

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You don't get it.
Well, he's a pretty shit muse.

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Well, he's a pretty shit muse.

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You haven't written anything
for 10 years.

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You haven't written anything
Hurtful.

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Hurtful.

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Alright.

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There hasn't been another novel,
but I've been doing a lot of poetry,

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There hasn't been another novel,
there's been some journaling,

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there's been some journaling,

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I'm doing a lot of talks
at the library.

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Wow. All inspired by my dog?
Our dog.

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I bought him, remember?
For me. You bought him for me.

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I bought him, remember?
With my money.

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With my money.

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Have you still got my wallet?

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Oh... Sorry.

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I forgot.

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Can I get the receipt for...

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I can claim it. It's a business...

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Gentle. Gentle.

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Is that a butterknife?

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(CLANG!)
Hello, Helen.

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(CLANG!)
Oh, hello, Roz.

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Oh, hello, Roz.

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How's the weather out there?
Oh, hello, Roz.

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How's the weather out there?
It's very good, thanks.

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And how is the weather with you?
What does that mean?

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Have you chipped that?

247
00:08:50,780 --> 00:08:52,540
Only exterior.

248
00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:57,220
Yeah.
But why do I have to do chitchat

249
00:08:57,220 --> 00:08:59,020
every time I pass her in the office?

250
00:08:59,020 --> 00:08:59,260
It's a tiny office.
every time I pass her in the office?

251
00:08:59,260 --> 00:09:01,060
It's a tiny office.
MAY: It's polite.

252
00:09:01,060 --> 00:09:01,300
It's a tiny office.
It's what people do, Helen.

253
00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,340
It's what people do, Helen.

254
00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:04,620
Well, sorry, mate,
I don't have that much chitchat.

255
00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,420
Yeah. Course you do.
Nah.

256
00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:08,540
You could ask,
how'd you sleep last night?

257
00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:10,780
Or, what's on for the weekend or...
Bored.

258
00:09:10,780 --> 00:09:12,580
Have you got any suggestions,
Graham?

259
00:09:12,580 --> 00:09:14,500
Did you know
that many European countries

260
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,740
enjoy their main meal of the day
at lunchtime?

261
00:09:16,740 --> 00:09:20,380
No. No. That's not chitchat.
That's a fun fact.

262
00:09:20,380 --> 00:09:21,780
I think that's more just a fact, May.

263
00:09:21,780 --> 00:09:23,420
It's got to be casual, like,

264
00:09:23,420 --> 00:09:25,620
"Ooh, I notice you're drinking
Earl Grey tea, how delicious.

265
00:09:25,620 --> 00:09:27,740
"But have you tried
French Earl Grey?

266
00:09:27,740 --> 00:09:29,580
"'Cause it's a little more subtle."
See?

267
00:09:29,580 --> 00:09:30,540
OK. Let me try again.

268
00:09:30,540 --> 00:09:33,020
Did you know
that wombat poo is square?

269
00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:35,580
No. Stop. See,
you can't start with "did you know",

270
00:09:35,580 --> 00:09:35,820
No. Stop. See,
because that's not chit...

271
00:09:35,820 --> 00:09:37,060
because that's not chit...

272
00:09:37,060 --> 00:09:38,460
Is their poo really square?

273
00:09:38,460 --> 00:09:40,260
Guys, I'm actually quite tired.

274
00:09:40,260 --> 00:09:41,700
Do you mind if I go to bed?

275
00:09:41,700 --> 00:09:43,220
Yeah. Of course.

276
00:09:43,220 --> 00:09:45,700
Actually, you do look very tired,
sweetie. You should go to bed.

277
00:09:50,060 --> 00:09:53,060
It's just...you're on my bed
'cause I'm sleeping on your sofa.

278
00:09:53,060 --> 00:09:56,220
Which is very kind of you.
But it means you have to...

279
00:09:56,220 --> 00:09:59,180
..get out of my room,
and I'm sending you to bed.

280
00:09:59,180 --> 00:09:59,420
..get out of my room,
Go to bed.

281
00:09:59,420 --> 00:10:01,220
Go to bed.

282
00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:03,700
Be like toddlers. Go on.

283
00:10:07,700 --> 00:10:09,460
Ready? Go.

284
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:15,180
Good boy.

285
00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:25,940
Come on in. Let me show you around.

286
00:10:25,940 --> 00:10:30,100
Here at Gruber & Associates,
we specialise in wills and probate.

287
00:10:30,100 --> 00:10:30,340
Here at Gruber & Associates,
Whether you're looking for a will

288
00:10:30,340 --> 00:10:31,780
Whether you're looking for a will

289
00:10:31,780 --> 00:10:33,260
or a Helen... Helen?

290
00:10:33,980 --> 00:10:36,300
Morning Roz.

291
00:10:36,300 --> 00:10:38,420
Did you sleep well?
Get out of my shot.

292
00:10:38,420 --> 00:10:38,660
Did you sleep well?
Keep moving. I'm working.

293
00:10:38,660 --> 00:10:40,100
Keep moving. I'm working.

294
00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,540
Keep walking. Go. Go. Go. Out.

295
00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:44,380
I slept very well, thank you.

296
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:44,620
Morning, George.
I slept very well, thank you.

297
00:10:44,620 --> 00:10:45,980
Morning, George.
Always good to chat.

298
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:46,220
Morning, George.
Start again.

299
00:10:46,220 --> 00:10:47,460
Start again.

300
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,260
Here.

301
00:10:49,260 --> 00:10:52,020
Don't look at yourself, Roz,
look at the barrel, down the barrel.

302
00:10:52,020 --> 00:10:53,780
Is that there or there?
I think it's there.

303
00:10:58,900 --> 00:11:02,500
I've just got
a couple of teas for you there.

304
00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:02,740
I've just got
If you need a spoon,

305
00:11:02,740 --> 00:11:03,700
If you need a spoon,

306
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:06,180
there's probably one in your bag
from last time.

307
00:11:06,180 --> 00:11:09,780
And I might just take that back
to reception, I think, Mrs Popovitch.

308
00:11:09,780 --> 00:11:11,300
No, no. Finders keepers.

309
00:11:11,300 --> 00:11:13,060
Yep. Yep.
Well, I find it, I'm keeping it.

310
00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:18,300
OK. Hide that.

311
00:11:18,300 --> 00:11:20,180
What are these...?
Who put these here?

312
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,500
The old guy, the "fine sir" guy,
asked if he could put them there.

313
00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:22,740
The old guy, the "fine sir" guy,
Oh, no way. That's not happening.

314
00:11:22,740 --> 00:11:24,300
Oh, no way. That's not happening.

315
00:11:25,660 --> 00:11:26,980
(WHISPERS) Helen.
Yeah.

316
00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:27,220
(WHISPERS) Helen.
Can you frisk Mrs Popovitch?

317
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:28,500
Can you frisk Mrs Popovitch?

318
00:11:28,500 --> 00:11:28,740
I think she's got the lucky
Can you frisk Mrs Popovitch?

319
00:11:28,740 --> 00:11:30,980
I think she's got the lucky
waving cat in her pocket.

320
00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,860
No. I'm not going to cavity search
an old woman.

321
00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:35,500
Cavity search?
It's not in her prison pocket.

322
00:11:41,380 --> 00:11:43,020
Alright.

323
00:11:43,020 --> 00:11:44,460
OK...

324
00:11:45,780 --> 00:11:46,980
Finders keepers.

325
00:11:46,980 --> 00:11:50,020
Sure. Knock yourself out.
You can have all those.

326
00:11:50,020 --> 00:11:50,260
Sure. Knock yourself out.
Now, Mrs Popovitch, have you agreed

327
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,340
Now, Mrs Popovitch, have you agreed

328
00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:51,580
to grant your daughter
Now, Mrs Popovitch, have you agreed

329
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,500
to grant your daughter
power of attorney?

330
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:54,780
Yes. She has.
No. I haven't.

331
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:55,020
Yes. She has.
OK. Now, she's just said she hasn't.

332
00:11:55,020 --> 00:11:56,780
OK. Now, she's just said she hasn't.

333
00:11:56,780 --> 00:11:58,060
She doesn't understand.

334
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:58,300
Let me tell her.
She doesn't understand.

335
00:11:58,300 --> 00:11:59,980
Let me tell her.
OK.

336
00:11:59,980 --> 00:12:04,020
I'm getting power of attorney today,
Mother, remember? We agreed.

337
00:12:04,020 --> 00:12:04,260
I'm getting power of attorney today,
OK.

338
00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,060
OK.

339
00:12:06,060 --> 00:12:09,300
Do you understand what power
of attorney means, Mrs Popovitch?

340
00:12:09,300 --> 00:12:10,500
Yes. I do.

341
00:12:10,500 --> 00:12:13,940
She wants my money
because she's addicted to the eBay.

342
00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:18,500
Do you know what eBay is?
It's the devil's department store.

343
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:18,740
Do you know what eBay is?
Don't say that about eBay.

344
00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:20,220
Don't say that about eBay.

345
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,700
I'll let...

346
00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:24,660
Oh... No. No.

347
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:27,140
No. No. No. No. Can't have that.
That's my phone.

348
00:12:27,140 --> 00:12:28,260
I like the dog.

349
00:12:28,260 --> 00:12:28,500
Well, you know what? You can have
I like the dog.

350
00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:31,340
Well, you know what? You can have
the dog. I don't care about that bit.

351
00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:31,580
Well, you know what? You can have
There you go.

352
00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:32,380
There you go.

353
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:33,940
Finders keepers.

354
00:12:33,940 --> 00:12:35,940
Is that your dog?
Yeah. That's my dog.

355
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:36,180
Is that your dog?
Best dog in the world. That's Artie.

356
00:12:36,180 --> 00:12:37,300
Best dog in the world. That's Artie.

357
00:12:37,300 --> 00:12:37,540
I used to have a dog.
Best dog in the world. That's Artie.

358
00:12:37,540 --> 00:12:39,260
I used to have a dog.
Aww...

359
00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:41,300
No...
She didn't. OK.

360
00:12:41,300 --> 00:12:43,820
Eileen, do you have
a medical certificate

361
00:12:43,820 --> 00:12:45,460
that says your mother has dementia?

362
00:12:45,460 --> 00:12:46,740
Yes.

363
00:12:46,740 --> 00:12:48,220
OK. Well, can I see that?

364
00:12:48,220 --> 00:12:49,460
No. She ate it.

365
00:12:49,460 --> 00:12:50,940
I didn't.
You did, Mother.

366
00:12:50,940 --> 00:12:51,180
I didn't.
You just don't remember.

367
00:12:51,180 --> 00:12:52,460
You just don't remember.

368
00:12:52,460 --> 00:12:55,300
OK. Let's just stop for a minute.
Can I ask your mother a question?

369
00:12:55,300 --> 00:12:57,580
Do you know what day it is today,
Mrs Popovitch?

370
00:12:57,580 --> 00:12:59,580
No, she doesn't.
OK. I'm not asking... Just, let's...

371
00:12:59,580 --> 00:13:01,100
Let her answer.
Tuesday.

372
00:13:01,100 --> 00:13:01,340
Let her answer.
Good. OK.

373
00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:02,340
Good. OK.

374
00:13:02,340 --> 00:13:04,580
Now, was that just a lucky guess?
Yes.

375
00:13:04,580 --> 00:13:05,420
OK.

376
00:13:05,420 --> 00:13:08,220
She thinks every day is Tuesday.

377
00:13:10,900 --> 00:13:13,620
Do you make many conference calls,
Mrs Popovitch?

378
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:13,860
Do you make many conference calls,
Mm-hm.

379
00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:14,820
Mm-hm.

380
00:13:14,820 --> 00:13:16,340
Alright.

381
00:13:16,340 --> 00:13:17,740
Calling lots of people?

382
00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:19,500
Pope Francis.

383
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,300
Is he a good friend?

384
00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,820
Mmm.
Yes.

385
00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,580
Let's have a look, Roz.

386
00:13:28,580 --> 00:13:30,380
Come on in. Let me show you around.

387
00:13:30,380 --> 00:13:33,180
Need a will?
You've come to the right place.

388
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:37,780
Here at Gruber & Associates
we specialise in wills and probate.

389
00:13:37,780 --> 00:13:42,060
And this, right here, is our
'state of the heart' meeting room.

390
00:13:42,060 --> 00:13:44,100
And, yes, you heard me right.

391
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:45,620
I said "state of the heart"

392
00:13:45,620 --> 00:13:48,460
Jesus Roz, I've got motion sickness.

393
00:13:48,460 --> 00:13:50,380
Well, I had to film it myself.

394
00:13:50,380 --> 00:13:51,660
Yeah. I'm glad you're keeping busy.

395
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:53,460
But the problem is you can't
be the face of the company.

396
00:13:53,460 --> 00:13:53,700
But the problem is you can't
Fine, then you do it.

397
00:13:53,700 --> 00:13:54,580
Fine, then you do it.

398
00:13:54,580 --> 00:13:56,100
I can't do it either.

399
00:13:56,100 --> 00:13:59,660
Our whole angle is the mature lady.
It has to be a woman.

400
00:13:59,660 --> 00:14:02,100
Ask Fisk to do it.
Helen can not be the face.

401
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:03,900
Why not? She's a woman,
she's got a face.

402
00:14:03,900 --> 00:14:07,060
Raymond, she always looks unhappy.
She never smiles.

403
00:14:07,060 --> 00:14:11,740
No, I think it's just
that thing, what's it called?

404
00:14:11,740 --> 00:14:11,980
No, I think it's just
Angry lady face.

405
00:14:11,980 --> 00:14:13,580
Angry lady face.

406
00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:13,820
You mean bitchy resting face.
Angry lady face.

407
00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:15,620
You mean bitchy resting face.
Exactly.

408
00:14:15,620 --> 00:14:15,860
You mean bitchy resting face.
Yeah. What you're doing now.

409
00:14:15,860 --> 00:14:17,340
Yeah. What you're doing now.

410
00:14:17,340 --> 00:14:20,260
Your hair looks beautiful in this,
by the way.

411
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:20,500
Your hair looks beautiful in this,
It does.

412
00:14:20,500 --> 00:14:21,300
It does.

413
00:14:22,260 --> 00:14:23,820
That's your invoice.

414
00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,020
Invoice. Yes. Put it in the post.

415
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,660
We enjoy getting post.

416
00:14:27,660 --> 00:14:28,940
No.

417
00:14:28,940 --> 00:14:31,420
Ray said they can't leave
without paying the bill.

418
00:14:31,420 --> 00:14:33,260
They're not all...
Where's the other one gone?

419
00:14:33,260 --> 00:14:36,060
No. No. No. No. No. Mrs Popovitch,
I'm going to take that from you.

420
00:14:36,060 --> 00:14:36,300
No. No. No. No. No. Mrs Popovitch,
Just make her take it.

421
00:14:36,300 --> 00:14:37,620
Just make her take it.

422
00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:38,660
Come on.

423
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:38,900
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
Come on.

424
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,140
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
That doesn't go...

425
00:14:41,140 --> 00:14:43,740
No. Don't take the elephant.

426
00:14:43,740 --> 00:14:45,700
George, she needs to...

427
00:14:45,700 --> 00:14:47,860
She needs to pay that
before she leaves.

428
00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:48,100
She needs to pay that
No.

429
00:14:48,100 --> 00:14:48,940
No.

430
00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:49,180
No! Don't take the furniture.
No.

431
00:14:49,180 --> 00:14:51,620
No! Don't take the furniture.
Actually...

432
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:51,860
No! Don't take the furniture.
OK?

433
00:14:51,860 --> 00:14:52,980
OK?

434
00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:54,380
No. No. No.

435
00:14:55,620 --> 00:14:57,500
Really?
I like these.

436
00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,780
Do you?
Finders keepers.

437
00:15:00,740 --> 00:15:03,940
Do you want to give me a hand? Or are
you protecting the pamphlets?

438
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:04,180
Do you want to give me a hand? Or are
Yeah. I had to protect this area.

439
00:15:04,180 --> 00:15:05,940
Yeah. I had to protect this area.

440
00:15:05,940 --> 00:15:08,860
You couldn't protect me
from the Darrell Lea ladies?

441
00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,140
I really don't want
to be on camera, Roz.

442
00:15:38,140 --> 00:15:40,340
Oh, well, I don't want you
to be on camera either.

443
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:44,260
But by the time I jazz it up
with some music and graphics

444
00:15:44,260 --> 00:15:44,500
But by the time I jazz it up
we'll hardly notice you.

445
00:15:44,500 --> 00:15:45,900
we'll hardly notice you.

446
00:15:45,900 --> 00:15:47,620
So...here, try and have a read.

447
00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:49,500
Try selling it to me.

448
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,980
Here we go. And...

449
00:15:50,980 --> 00:15:52,580
Action.

450
00:15:53,580 --> 00:15:55,860
At Gruber & Associates we specialise
in wills and probate.

451
00:15:55,860 --> 00:15:58,180
Whether you need to make a will
or you've lost a loved one...

452
00:15:58,180 --> 00:15:58,420
Whether you need to make a will
Alright. Let me stop you.

453
00:15:58,420 --> 00:15:59,940
Alright. Let me stop you.

454
00:15:59,940 --> 00:16:02,700
What is...? I mean, you look angry
or is it annoyed?

455
00:16:02,700 --> 00:16:05,620
Roz, it's just my face.
It's just my face.

456
00:16:05,620 --> 00:16:07,100
Try smiling.

457
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,580
Add some teeth.

458
00:16:10,580 --> 00:16:12,500
Take the teeth away.

459
00:16:12,500 --> 00:16:15,140
No, now you just look constipated.

460
00:16:15,140 --> 00:16:16,700
Well, I eat a lot of cheese, Roz.

461
00:16:16,700 --> 00:16:18,100
So...

462
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:20,820
..that's what happens.

463
00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,100
(PHONE RINGS)

464
00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:32,700
May? Graham?

465
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:36,940
Hang on, shh, shh. I can't...

466
00:16:36,940 --> 00:16:37,180
Graham, tell May to shush, I can't
Hang on, shh, shh. I can't...

467
00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:40,540
Graham, tell May to shush, I can't
hear you. What are you saying?

468
00:16:40,540 --> 00:16:40,780
Graham, tell May to shush, I can't
When? No. How long ago?

469
00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:43,340
When? No. How long ago?

470
00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:45,100
Jesus Christ. OK.

471
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,580
Graham, are you crying?

472
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:49,180
OK. Just calm down. Take a breath.

473
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,940
Yeah. I'm leaving the office now.

474
00:16:51,940 --> 00:16:54,500
Alright? Just...
Hang on. I'll call you back.

475
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:58,740
My portrait can stay up.
It doesn't say I'm partner.

476
00:16:58,740 --> 00:17:01,020
Ray, can I go, please? I have to...

477
00:17:02,260 --> 00:17:04,300
Oh, hi, Roz.
How is your afternoon going?

478
00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:04,540
Oh, hi, Roz.
How's the weather outside?

479
00:17:04,540 --> 00:17:05,940
How's the weather outside?

480
00:17:05,940 --> 00:17:07,620
Are you drinking tea?
Is that Earl Grey tea?

481
00:17:07,620 --> 00:17:08,900
Have you tried French Earl Grey tea?

482
00:17:08,900 --> 00:17:11,060
I believe it's a little more
subtle and therefore delicious

483
00:17:11,060 --> 00:17:12,060
Fisk.
Yeah.

484
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:13,380
Are you having a stroke?
No.

485
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,260
Do you know, many European...
George.

486
00:17:15,260 --> 00:17:17,060
I think she's stroking out.
No, I'm not. I'm chatting.

487
00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:18,900
You're really not.
What's the problem?

488
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:21,180
Can I please leave early?
I have a family emergency.

489
00:17:21,180 --> 00:17:23,780
Yes. Go. Please.
Thank you. Thank you.

490
00:17:26,540 --> 00:17:28,180
Do you have any plans
for this evening, Roz?

491
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,580
Go.
Yep.

492
00:17:34,180 --> 00:17:36,980
To the left. Drop it.

493
00:17:41,820 --> 00:17:43,100
May, it's me. What's happening?

494
00:17:43,100 --> 00:17:44,780
I couldn't understand a word
Graham said.

495
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:45,020
I couldn't understand a word
I'm so sorry, Helen.

496
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:45,820
I'm so sorry, Helen.

497
00:17:45,820 --> 00:17:48,300
He said he was only going
to a half an hour.

498
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:50,300
Oh, my God, have you got me on
speaker? One of you speak at a time.

499
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:50,540
Oh, my God, have you got me on
May, you talk.

500
00:17:50,540 --> 00:17:51,300
May, you talk.

501
00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,300
He said he was only going to be
in town for a couple of days

502
00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,140
and he wanted to take Artie
for a walk.

503
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,220
It was William.
She knows it was William.

504
00:17:57,220 --> 00:17:59,740
He was wearing a checked shirt.
No. I would have said plaid.

505
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:02,020
He looked very handsome.
I don't care what he was wearing.

506
00:18:02,020 --> 00:18:04,660
Just, what time was it?
When did he take him?

507
00:18:04,660 --> 00:18:06,740
Oh, about three hours ago.
Four hours ago.

508
00:18:06,740 --> 00:18:09,020
OK. It's fine. It's fine.
I know where he's going to be.

509
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:10,980
No. I think it was more like three,
Helen.

510
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:11,220
No. I think it was more like three,
Helen?

511
00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:12,620
Helen?

512
00:18:12,620 --> 00:18:14,860
Oh, I think she's dropped out.
You'll have to call her back.

513
00:18:44,340 --> 00:18:45,620
Here we go.

514
00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:51,780
Now, Akiko, your poetry
has been made into a film,

515
00:18:51,780 --> 00:18:54,180
can you speak to that experience?

516
00:18:54,180 --> 00:19:00,060
The film was a dialogue between
a mother and her unborn child.

517
00:19:00,060 --> 00:19:00,300
The film was a dialogue between
WOMAN: Helen. Helen. Helen.

518
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:02,300
WOMAN: Helen. Helen. Helen.

519
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,540
Helen.

520
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:05,780
My poems were used
Helen.

521
00:19:05,780 --> 00:19:06,020
My poems were used
as the thoughts of the foetus.

522
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,420
as the thoughts of the foetus.

523
00:19:07,420 --> 00:19:08,980
What a beautiful idea.
Helen.

524
00:19:08,980 --> 00:19:11,540
Go on.
Helen.

525
00:19:11,540 --> 00:19:12,780
Sorry, I...
Helen.

526
00:19:12,780 --> 00:19:15,060
Yes?
We got in for free.

527
00:19:15,060 --> 00:19:15,300
Yes?
Did you? Good.

528
00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:16,060
Did you? Good.

529
00:19:16,060 --> 00:19:17,660
No. I lost my train of thought.

530
00:19:18,820 --> 00:19:21,700
Take a moment
while I turn to William.

531
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:24,980
William, your book
has won a lot of awards.

532
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:25,220
William, your book
Was it 14 in total?

533
00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:27,020
Was it 14 in total?

534
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:30,780
It was actually 15, Lindy,
if you include the FUBA,

535
00:19:30,780 --> 00:19:33,380
- the Favourite Ukrainian Book
Award.

536
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:36,020
(AFFECTS ACCENT) Apparently
I'm very popular in the Ukraine.

537
00:19:36,020 --> 00:19:36,260
(AFFECTS ACCENT) Apparently
(LAUGHTER)

538
00:19:36,260 --> 00:19:38,300
(LAUGHTER)

539
00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:41,580
(MOCK LAUGHS)

540
00:19:41,580 --> 00:19:44,620
I think we've just found
the promo for our podcast.

541
00:19:44,620 --> 00:19:46,580
(LAUGHTER)

542
00:19:46,580 --> 00:19:49,060
I'm sorry, Madam,
we'll do questions at the end.

543
00:19:49,060 --> 00:19:52,580
William, could you
talk about the, uh, the process?

544
00:19:52,580 --> 00:19:55,260
Madam, could you please
put your hand down?

545
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:55,500
Madam, could you please
Where's my dog?

546
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:57,220
Where's my dog?

547
00:19:57,220 --> 00:19:58,900
Quite the existential question.

548
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,980
But as I am
this session's interlocutor,

549
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,820
what I would like to know is...
William. Where's my dog?

550
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:06,660
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Shh.
You shoosh.

551
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:06,900
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Shh.
Valerie, have we called security?

552
00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:09,180
Valerie, have we called security?

553
00:20:09,180 --> 00:20:09,420
He's my dog. Where is he?
Valerie, have we called security?

554
00:20:09,420 --> 00:20:11,420
He's my dog. Where is he?
I want him back.

555
00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:11,660
He's my dog. Where is he?
It's still Tuesday, Helen.

556
00:20:11,660 --> 00:20:13,140
It's still Tuesday, Helen.

557
00:20:13,140 --> 00:20:15,020
I know. Well done,
Mrs Popovitch, it is Tuesday.

558
00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,580
Madam.
Yeah. Alright.

559
00:20:16,580 --> 00:20:16,820
Madam.
Valerie, is it?

560
00:20:16,820 --> 00:20:18,060
Valerie, is it?

561
00:20:18,060 --> 00:20:18,300
I might take this opportunity to...
Valerie, is it?

562
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:20,140
I might take this opportunity to...
I want my dog back.

563
00:20:20,140 --> 00:20:20,380
I might take this opportunity to...
..continue the conversation.

564
00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,700
..continue the conversation.

565
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,620
Yeah. Alright. Well, you go first.

566
00:20:23,620 --> 00:20:28,860
Perhaps to help us reset,
I might ask Akiko if you would

567
00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:32,740
improvise
one of your famous haikus for us?

568
00:20:32,740 --> 00:20:33,740
He's a dog thief.

569
00:20:33,740 --> 00:20:36,380
Why don't you put that
in your podcast? Arsehole.

570
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:36,620
Why don't you put that
Not you, Lindy.

571
00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:38,380
Not you, Lindy.

572
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,820
Not you, Akiko.

573
00:20:39,820 --> 00:20:41,300
Just you.

574
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:43,020
I'm going, Valerie. God.

575
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,500
Ready.

576
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,540
AUDIENCE MEMBER: Shoosh.
Oh, shoosh off.

577
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,340
Oh, we are in for a real treat,
everyone.

578
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:48,580
Oh, we are in for a real treat,
Disruption

579
00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,820
Disruption

580
00:20:50,820 --> 00:20:53,500
Thunder-faced woman

581
00:20:53,500 --> 00:20:57,740
Shouting, crazy, "Where's my dog?"

582
00:20:57,740 --> 00:21:00,700
Lady, please. Get out.

583
00:21:00,700 --> 00:21:02,420
Fine.
(APPLAUSE)

584
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:05,380
So accurate.

585
00:21:21,660 --> 00:21:24,420
Artie. Artie.

586
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:26,340
It's my dog.

587
00:21:46,540 --> 00:21:48,020
Did you want the milk?

588
00:21:48,020 --> 00:21:49,180
No. Thanks.
No.

589
00:21:57,060 --> 00:21:59,420
Would you like some honey, sweetie?
No. I'm fine.

590
00:21:59,420 --> 00:21:59,660
Would you like some honey, sweetie?
Oh, I'm so sorry about Artie, Helen.

591
00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,140
Oh, I'm so sorry about Artie, Helen.

592
00:22:02,140 --> 00:22:02,380
It's not your fault.
Oh, I'm so sorry about Artie, Helen.

593
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,500
It's not your fault.
It's not your fault.

594
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,820
He had a good life.
He's not dead, Graham.

595
00:22:19,660 --> 00:22:21,700
GEORGE: Hey, Helen.
Hey, webmaster.

596
00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:24,060
Roz asked me to film that video
with you today.

597
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,460
Yeah. Fine. Whatever.

598
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:27,020
Just come and get me
when you're ready.

599
00:22:33,260 --> 00:22:35,780
(ON VIDEO) Losing a loved one
is always difficult.

600
00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,980
They can be stolen away
without warning.

601
00:22:37,980 --> 00:22:39,060
And when that happens

602
00:22:39,060 --> 00:22:42,660
it can be hard to find the energy
to do anything but be sad.

603
00:22:42,660 --> 00:22:46,020
And that's where Gruber & Associates
can help.

604
00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:50,580
We take care of business,
so you can take time to grieve.

605
00:22:50,580 --> 00:22:53,100
Now, imagine when I put
some music on that.

606
00:22:53,100 --> 00:22:55,540
Something in a minor key.
Play it again, George.

607
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,380
Hello, I'm Helen Tudor-Fisk.
(HUMS IN THE BACKGROUND)

608
00:22:59,380 --> 00:23:05,140
Here at Gruber & Associates,
we specialise in wills and probate.

609
00:23:05,140 --> 00:23:07,860
Is it going to be music
or annoying humming?

610
00:23:07,860 --> 00:23:08,100
Is it going to be music
And what about the cat?

611
00:23:08,100 --> 00:23:09,100
And what about the cat?

612
00:23:09,100 --> 00:23:09,340
I thought you said
And what about the cat?

613
00:23:09,340 --> 00:23:11,660
I thought you said
there was going to be a cat.

614
00:23:17,060 --> 00:23:19,780
Hey, Helen, Popovitch alert.
Popovitch alert. Come quickly.

615
00:23:19,780 --> 00:23:20,020
Hey, Helen, Popovitch alert.
I can't leave the station.

616
00:23:20,020 --> 00:23:21,300
I can't leave the station.

617
00:23:22,700 --> 00:23:24,020
Oh, my favourite.

618
00:23:24,020 --> 00:23:25,220
Finders keepers.

619
00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:28,620
Oh, Mrs Popovitch.
I'm going to take that. Thank you.

620
00:23:28,620 --> 00:23:29,740
Hello.
Hello, Helen.

621
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:31,620
It's Wednesday.
I know.

622
00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:32,700
I found something for you.

623
00:23:32,700 --> 00:23:35,500
OK. She's got a strong grip.

624
00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:36,860
Are we taking the cactus?
Yes.

625
00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:37,100
Are we taking the cactus?
OK. We're taking the cactus.

626
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,220
OK. We're taking the cactus.

627
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:45,220
What? (GASPS)

628
00:23:45,220 --> 00:23:46,660
It's Artie.

629
00:23:48,020 --> 00:23:50,300
And a lovely stool.

630
00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:53,140
I found them at the festival.

631
00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:54,980
Hey, Artie.

632
00:23:54,980 --> 00:23:56,860
Finders keepers.
Finders keepers.

633
00:23:59,540 --> 00:24:01,140
Finders keepers.

634
00:24:03,380 --> 00:24:04,980
Hello.

635
00:24:05,780 --> 00:24:07,420
How are you?

636
00:24:32,780 --> 00:24:34,980
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS)

637
00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:43,820
Hello. I'm Helen Tudor-Fisk.

638
00:24:43,820 --> 00:24:48,860
And here at Gruber & Associates
we specialise in wills and probate.

639
00:24:48,860 --> 00:24:52,340
Losing a loved one
is always difficult.

640
00:24:52,340 --> 00:24:55,540
They can be stolen away
without warning.

641
00:24:55,540 --> 00:24:57,140
And when that happens,

642
00:24:57,140 --> 00:25:02,180
it can be hard to find the energy
to do anything but be sad.

643
00:25:02,180 --> 00:25:05,180
And that's where
Gruber & Associates can help.

644
00:25:05,180 --> 00:25:05,420
And that's where
(UPLIFTING PIANO MUSIC)

645
00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,780
(UPLIFTING PIANO MUSIC)

646
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,820
We take care of business

647
00:25:16,820 --> 00:25:19,340
so you can take time to grieve.

648
00:25:20,860 --> 00:25:22,900
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC CONTINUES)

649
00:25:25,740 --> 00:25:27,220
Miaow.

650
00:25:33,900 --> 00:25:35,660
Captions by Red Bee Media

651
00:25:35,660 --> 00:25:37,860
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