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(MACHINE WHIRS)
Ooh!

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Hello.
Welcome to Blendology.

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Finally. A new cafe.

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OK, I'm going to have a small latte,
takeaway please.

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We don't actually do coffee.

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Oh, yes, you do, it's Melbourne.
I think it's the law.

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Everyone does coffee.
Sushi bars do coffee.

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The carwash does coffee.
You do coffee. Come on!

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We're actually
a blended beverage bar.

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We focus on health and wellness.

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Wellness. Is that even a thing?

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Mm-hm.

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I'm Melcome.
Hi, Malcolm.

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Melcome.
Yeah, that's what I said.

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You said 'Malcolm', as in 'talcum'.

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It's Melcome, as in 'welcome'.

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Oh, OK. Well, hello,
Melcome, as in welcome.

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I'm Helen, as in smellin'.
That's not...

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You could try a Kale to the Chief
or a Total Nut Job.

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That's a bit of fun.

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Or a number 12, the Berry Good Time.

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Yeah, alright, I'll have a number 12.

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A Berry Good Time?
Yes, one of those.

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Fantastic.
And what base would you like?

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You could have nut mylk, soy mylk,
oat mylk, rice mylk.

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Nut mylk.

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Almond, macadamia, coconut, cashew?

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I could do you a blend.

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Hmm.

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Morning, Captain.
Hi, Helen!

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Doing some pre-flight checks?
What?

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What's this?
Oh, it's my gaming headset.

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Patched it into the phone system.

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Ah, you're a bit of a gamer?
I don't really like the word gamer.

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Let's just say I've extensive
Rubble Runner knowledge.

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Is Rubble Runner a game?
More a demolition simulator.

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You operate machinery,
knock stuff down, blow stuff up.

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That actually sounds
strangely satisfying.

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I'm live-streaming a demolition
tonight. Are you on Twitch?

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Nah, I'm not really
looking to meet anyone.

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It's a streaming service. I'll
sign you up so you can watch me.

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Watch you pretend to
demolish something?

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Yeah, how about
I pretend to watch you?

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(LAUGHS) Funny.
But also a bit ignorant.

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Morning.
Ooh, hello.

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Now, don't forget we have
staff training tonight, you two.

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Oh, no, I can't, Roz.
I've got my live-stream event.

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Alright, you're excused.
Yeah, can I be excused, too?

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'Cause I'm helping George
with his live-stream event.

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No, you're not.
(WHISPERS) Why would you not help me?

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Good. 5pm in the meeting room.

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Lindy Baxter Smythe
from Topline Mediation is coming in.

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How good are the blended beverages?
Mmm! I'm loving them.

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Oh, I'm having a Greengasm.

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(WHISPERS) Yuck! Greengasm?

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Why would you not say that
I can help you in your streaming?

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I can help.
What would you do?

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I... I would work the mouse.

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(COPIER WHIRS)

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Oh, come on.

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Why would you put it here?
Now, don't have a fit.

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It's not staying in here forever.

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When have I ever had a fit?

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It's moving to the archive room

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as soon as we can work out
how to get it in there.

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Why can't it go in reception?

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I can't have a photocopier
roaring away in reception.

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It's a public space.

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I can't have it roaring away in here
either, Roz. It's a private space.

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My private space.

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I just said don't have a fit,
and now here you are, fitting.

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Where's your bin?

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Hey, there's a lot of heat coming off
that thing. Is that normal?

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Mm, I think so.

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Now do you need me to take
you through how to use it?

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I really don't. I'm good.
I can work it out for myself.

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Oh, welcome. Come on in...

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George, what do you think?
Yeah, it's massive. Is it vintage?

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RAY: Roz in here?
Everyone's in here.

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Hello. Look at this beast.

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Yeah. Roz bought
a new aircraft carrier.

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It's the HP Docufast M90.

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Thought we were going to get
a compact copier.

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That would have been sensible.
We were, but then...

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I found this one on Gumtree.

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Well, you know I love a bargain.

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Speaking of which,
you still watching

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the Queen Anne armoire on eBay?

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Yes. Auction ends 3pm.

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Hey, maybe we could take the water
cooler chat out to the water cooler.

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Or does anyone need
another blended beverage?

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14 bucks for a nut juice?
I don't think so.

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Jeez, Fisk,
you might want to slow down

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on the old breakfast milkshakes.

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There's a shit-tonne of calories
in those things.

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Ray, don't fat-shame.
Not in this office.

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(BEEPING)

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And, go.

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(BEEPING)
Go.

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Oh. There you go, Georgie.
Well done.

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(SLURPS)

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Webmaster, you coming?

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Leslie. Good to see you again.

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This is our webmaster, George.

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What have you got there?
Oh, don't say Greengasm.

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It's a Greengasm,
with ginkgo bilbobo.

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I feel really focused.
Mm-hm?

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I'm not sure I even need these.

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Sorry, it's really hot in my office.

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OK, what can I do for you?

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Oh, right, we're straight into it.

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I've barely sat down.

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How are you, Helen?

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Uh. I'm a bit hot, but you know,
otherwise, I'm OK.

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Mmm.

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And how are you, Leslie?

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(SIGHS)

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I'm fine.
Mmm?

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You know, still struggling
with Mum gone.

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For your loss, Leslie. Losing
a loved one is really difficult.

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Thank you.
Oh, I have good days, and bad days.

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Yeah. So why don't we try and turn
this into one of the good days?

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What can I do for you?

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Oh, well, Keith Budge
is contesting Mum's will.

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Right.
Yeah.

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Who's Keith Budge?

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He's the tenant that rents
the little granny flat

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out the back of Mum's place.

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OK, well you can't kick him out.
This says he has a two-year lease.

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Yeah, I told Mum,
"Don't sign anything."

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Oh, but would she listen?
No, because what would I know?

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It's like when I said,
"Don't answer the landline, Mum.

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"Nobody calls on that but scammers
and telemarketers" you know?

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So, what exactly is the problem?

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Right, well, this Mr Keith Budge

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says Mum promised to
leave him money in her will.

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Well, she didn't.
I know.

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But could you tell him that, please?

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Because he is making
a real pest of himself with,

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"Oh, where's my money?
Your mum promised me some money."

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And I say, "Listen, Keith Budge,
you listen to me, because..."

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Yeah. Hey, do you want
me to talk to Keith Budge?

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I could talk to him right now
and sort this out.

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Have you got this number?

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I'll give him a call.
Yes, yes, of course I have, yes.

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Oh, gosh, the ginkgo bilbobo's
worn off.

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Ah, there it is.

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Alright.
(PHONE RINGS)

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Keith Budge?
I represent Leslie Slade.

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And I wish to inform you that
no provision has been made for you

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in her mother's will.

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In layman's terms, that means
no money for you, mister.

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That's right.

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Thank you very much.

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All good?

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Nope. He's lawyered up.

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(WHIRS AND BEEPS)

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Alright, here we go.

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Ink strength.
50% should do it.

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A4 paper, and go.

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(WHIRS NOISILY)

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How are you going
with the new copier?

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Oh, my God, Helen, you're all
sweaty and ruddy in the face.

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Did you go out for a jog?
In your suit?

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No. Roz, it's the photocopier.
Can't you feel it?

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It's giving off
the most ferocious heat.

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It is quite warm in here.
Maybe we should get a fan.

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Oh, yes, please.

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I don't want this
copier overheating.

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Ooh, look, done already.

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Oh, you know it scans, too?
Yep.

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Let me show you.
No, thank you.

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Where shall we scan to?
Someone else's office.

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Great idea. Reception.

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Yes, now you go and check.
Make sure it comes through.

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(BUTTONS BEEP)
Alright, here I go.

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Scanning.
(BEEPING)

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No, I'm not. I'm not scanning.

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Here, I'm scanning.
(BEEPING)

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I'm not scanning!
Have you got a sec, Ray?

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Yeah, make it quick.
Leave the door open, Fisk.

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I had a cabbage soup last night.
I'm trying to shift a few pounds.

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I've got a reunion coming up.

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Getting together with
the boys from the old firm -

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Dodge, Hawk and Prowsie.

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Where's that? Is that in Sydney?
What?

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Dodge, Hawk and Prowsie.
No, they're the guys.

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The firm was Walker & Associates.

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Dodge, Hawk and Prowsie.
And let me guess, who were you?

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Were you Grubes? Grubbo?
Grub-a-Dub-Dub? GrubeTube?

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Stinger.
I don't... How does that work?

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Ray. Stingray. Stinger.
Wow.

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Wish I went to private boys' school.

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Really don't, Fisk.
What do you need?

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I need the photocopier
out of my office.

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What's going on with your face?

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You're all red,
like an angry emow-ji.

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Honestly, I think the photocopier's
core is melting down.

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It's radiating immense heat.

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I'm pretty sure
it's not nuclear powered, Fisk.

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I can't concentrate

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with people coming in and out
of my office all day.

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Tell me about it.
Take it up with Roz.

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Ugh.
Take what up with Roz?

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Oh, for God's sake, you're not still
having a fit about the photocopier?

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Stop saying 'having a fit.'
You're not allowed to say that.

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And I'm not even having one.

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You sure?
You're pretty red in the face.

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Now did a scan come through here?

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I'm not seeing it.

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Oh, for God's sake, Raymond,
open a window.

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Hey. Don't fart-shame, Roz.
Not in this office.

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(HEAVY ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

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Ooh. Is this the live-stream?

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Are we on now? Can they see me?

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No, this is just the pre-show.

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ZennyChen29?

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Yeah. Thank you.

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Is that from Blendology?
Yep.

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You Uber Eats'd it?
Yeah.

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From downstairs?
It's just easier.

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(LAUGHS) Whatever. See you.

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Where are you going?
You've got training, remember?

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Yeah. I've got to go take a shower.
Look at me.

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Well, make sure you come back.
Training is really important.

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I'm serious.
(PHONE RINGS)

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Hey, buddy.

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(SOOTHING AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYS)

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(FARTS) Ooh.
Viktor.

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That was the mat.

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That was the mat
squeaking on the floor.

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OK.
What are you doing home so early?

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I just came home to get changed,
then I'm going back in.

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What's all this?

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Well it's getting a bit tricky
since you moved in.

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This is our yoga studio, after all.

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Yes, I know. I'm sorry.

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Don't be sorry, be proactive about
finding somewhere else to live.

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I'm joking, Helen.
Right.

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So hang on, does that mean
you've been coming in here

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the whole time I've been living here?

242
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,000
Yes. Who do you think
tidies up every day?

243
00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,720
Thought we had a cleaner.
No, Helen, we don't have staff.

244
00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:51,600
Namaste, Your Honour.

245
00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:53,680
Namaste, Tip. Afternoon, Helen.
Hi, Dad.

246
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,880
Are you joining us for yoga?
BOTH: No.

247
00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,880
GEORGE: Welcome back, everyone.

248
00:09:58,880 --> 00:10:01,520
Thank you so much.
We're playing Rubble Runner today.

249
00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,760
We're going to try
the skid steer out today.

250
00:10:03,760 --> 00:10:06,440
This is a wonderful
piece of machinery.

251
00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,720
It could get really, really crazy.

252
00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,280
Thank you very much, Orion9000.

253
00:10:11,280 --> 00:10:13,600
Sorry I'm late. I've had to duck home
and have a shower.

254
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,720
But I'm here now. Go.
What are we doing?

255
00:10:15,720 --> 00:10:19,920
Helen. This is Lindy Baxter Smythe
from Topline Mediation.

256
00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:21,640
Hey, I... I know you.

257
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,960
You're the...
You're the book festival lady.

258
00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:25,720
Oh, guilty as charged.

259
00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:27,680
I do indeed wear many hats -

260
00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:31,520
mediator, executive coach,
professional interlocutor,

261
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:34,000
and, most importantly, mum

262
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:36,320
to three beautiful ragdoll cats.

263
00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:37,920
But enough about me.

264
00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:41,320
Let's go around the grounds
and introduce ourselves.

265
00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,080
Hello, I'm Roz.

266
00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:47,040
I too wear many hats -

267
00:10:47,040 --> 00:10:49,680
probate specialist -
recently reinstated,

268
00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:52,680
office manager slash
director of operations,

269
00:10:52,680 --> 00:10:55,880
keen netballer -
goal attack, of course -

270
00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,600
and I do enjoy
a little bit of decoupage.

271
00:10:59,600 --> 00:11:02,120
Goodness me, that is a lot of hats.

272
00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:04,240
You're like a one-woman hatstand.

273
00:11:04,240 --> 00:11:06,760
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

274
00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,600
Oh, hello, I'm Helen.

275
00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,760
And I have a dog.

276
00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:19,320
And I live with my Dad.

277
00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,240
Well, not a lot of hats,
but some very nice ones.

278
00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:24,040
Thank you, Helen.

279
00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,320
Shall we crack on?

280
00:11:26,320 --> 00:11:30,360
First and foremost,
mediation is about...

281
00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,040
Not clogging up the court system.

282
00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:37,360
It's about listening,
with both of these and all of this.

283
00:11:37,360 --> 00:11:39,080
Of course. The heart.

284
00:11:39,080 --> 00:11:42,280
Now, our focus for today's session -

285
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,120
reframe the situation.

286
00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:48,120
Helen, what's your understanding
of today's training?

287
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:49,920
I'm not entirely sure.

288
00:11:49,920 --> 00:11:51,960
Well, perhaps because
you haven't been...

289
00:11:51,960 --> 00:11:53,400
Told.
..listening.

290
00:11:53,400 --> 00:11:57,560
You know what? How about we check in
on our energy levels?

291
00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:01,880
Out of 10,
I'm sitting around an 8.3.

292
00:12:01,880 --> 00:12:04,280
Roz, where are you?
Oh, isn't that funny?

293
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,280
I'm exactly the same. 8.3.

294
00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:07,920
(LAUGHS)

295
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:10,040
Helen.

296
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:12,640
Uh, I don't understand the question.

297
00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:15,240
(DING!)
GEORGE: Thank you.

298
00:12:15,240 --> 00:12:16,520
I love Twitch.

299
00:12:16,520 --> 00:12:20,160
Alright, so now we're gonna
destroy a few houses.

300
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:22,440
These people
won't know what hit them.

301
00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,840
This is all making sense, Lindy,

302
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:27,720
and I feel like
I knew a lot of it instinctively.

303
00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:31,440
Mmm. You've got a really good
feel for mediation.

304
00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:35,360
Now why don't we try and put
all this theory on its feet?

305
00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:38,080
What do you say, Helen?

306
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,120
Helen, are you listening?

307
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:42,480
Are you listening?

308
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:45,320
Yes, I'm listening, with both
of these and one of these.

309
00:12:45,320 --> 00:12:46,680
What are we doing?

310
00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,400
I'm after a hypothetical situation,

311
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:51,680
something that could be resolved

312
00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:53,800
using the techniques
we've learned today.

313
00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:55,680
Mm.
Ooh. I know.

314
00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:57,640
How about an employee is upset

315
00:12:57,640 --> 00:12:59,800
because they've put a massive
photocopier in her office

316
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:02,200
and it's making the room
hotter than the sun.

317
00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,480
Not only that, everyone now gathers
in there like it's the town square

318
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,840
and she can't get any work done.

319
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,920
Alright, let's go with that.

320
00:13:09,920 --> 00:13:11,920
Mmm, I don't know, Lindy.
This feels a bit petty.

321
00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:15,600
Oh, no, 99% of all mediations
are petty disputes.

322
00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,640
Yeah.

323
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:19,440
Now, for homework, I would like you

324
00:13:19,440 --> 00:13:22,560
to practise the CALMER techniques,

325
00:13:22,560 --> 00:13:25,200
in particular this one, R for...

326
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,600
Reframe the situation.
Well done, Roz.

327
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,200
Well done? It's written on the board.

328
00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:36,440
So with mediation, you really
do need to build up the trust.

329
00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,960
Whoa!
Oh, well done.

330
00:13:38,960 --> 00:13:40,920
Oh!
Yes.

331
00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:42,440
Oh, that felt great.

332
00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:45,000
Why don't we reverse that
and try it the other way round?

333
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:47,240
That's it. Good.

334
00:13:47,240 --> 00:13:50,720
And, Roz, do you feel
comfortable doing this?

335
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,840
I've done this many times.

336
00:14:11,640 --> 00:14:13,960
Helen. Helen!

337
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:17,000
Helen, control your dog.
It just lunged at me.

338
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:19,960
Shoo.

339
00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:30,880
Hey, there he is.
ZennyChen, Rubble King.

340
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:32,360
The demolition man.

341
00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,080
Saw you on Twitch.
Did you watch much?

342
00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,680
Yeah, I did. I got into it.

343
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,320
I even went in the chat.
Did you see my comment?

344
00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:39,760
You mean. "Hi, George"
and the crying face emoji?

345
00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,240
Yeah, I was trying to leave
a thumbs up,

346
00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:43,760
but then Roz was getting all
blah-blah, and I got distracted.

347
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,560
So is this Twitch thing
like your side hustle?

348
00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,600
I'd say that this job is
my side hustle

349
00:14:47,600 --> 00:14:49,600
and Rubble Runner
is a lifestyle choice.

350
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:52,200
Yeah, nice. I'm gonna get it into it.
I really had fun.

351
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,240
Oh, and this shop called you back.

352
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:57,840
They said they do have a brown
burkini, but only in size 22.

353
00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,600
Bikini or burkini?
Burkini.

354
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:01,720
Excellent! Thank you.

355
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:09,640
Hi, there. I'm Helen.
Hi. Debbie Lim.

356
00:15:09,640 --> 00:15:13,240
This is my client, Keith Budge,
but don't engage him directly.

357
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:15,640
Don't talk to him,
talk to me instead, please.

358
00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:16,800
OK.

359
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,440
My client is making a claim
for $30,000.

360
00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,040
Yeah, I've heard. On what grounds?

361
00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:23,200
Member of household.

362
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,120
Uh, Dorothy and I
were intimate partners.

363
00:15:25,120 --> 00:15:26,880
I was supposed to be
included in the will.

364
00:15:26,880 --> 00:15:28,840
Oh, I'm sorry. What'd you say?

365
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,560
I should have been
included in the will.

366
00:15:30,560 --> 00:15:32,080
Yeah, no, the other bit.

367
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,200
Keith and Dorothy
were intimate partners.

368
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,720
Dorothy, Leslie's mother?
No, they weren't.

369
00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:39,240
He's just some random guy that
rents the granny flat out the back

370
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:40,960
and sometimes does the garden.

371
00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,200
OK, are we done?

372
00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,040
Can you prove that
they weren't intimate partners?

373
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:45,640
Can you prove that they were?

374
00:15:45,640 --> 00:15:47,800
Well, we have a sworn
affidavit right here.

375
00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:51,040
OK, is that from Dorothy Slade?
No, she passed away.

376
00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,960
I'm still hurting.
I miss her every day.

377
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,200
Thank you so much. Keith.
Stop talking.

378
00:15:56,200 --> 00:15:57,840
Yeah, please stop talking.

379
00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,320
I said don't talk to my client.

380
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:01,720
In this affidavit,

381
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,280
Keith has laid out the details
of their intimate relationship.

382
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,280
Oh, well, that's nice.

383
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,760
I'll ask you to
read from it now, Keith.

384
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:09,480
"Dorothy Slade, my octo...

385
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,040
"..ge..my, my octogener..."

386
00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,720
Octogenarian.

387
00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,400
"..octogenarian angel,

388
00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:18,600
"you live on in my heart forever,
and also in the topiary bush that

389
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:21,000
"I sculpted in your image
in the front garden."

390
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,400
What?
Exhibit A.

391
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,400
"Our mornings were spent
lazing in Dorothy's bed,

392
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:29,160
"enjoying the sun and the closeness
of each other's bodies.

393
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,520
"Often, I would feed her
honey toast."

394
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:34,000
Exhibit B.
That's a picture of toast.

395
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,960
What does that prove?
There's not even honey on it.

396
00:16:35,960 --> 00:16:38,320
Exhibit C.

397
00:16:38,320 --> 00:16:39,880
Honey. Great.

398
00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,320
"Afterwards, I would gently brush
the crumbs from her night..."

399
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:44,720
Don't show me a picture of crumbs.
I know what crumbs look like.

400
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,360
Sorry, are you seriously claiming
to be Dorothy Slade's partner?

401
00:16:47,360 --> 00:16:50,800
Oh, it was more soulmates.
It was a real meeting of the minds.

402
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,960
Ugh.
Stop talking, please, Keith.

403
00:16:52,960 --> 00:16:54,760
No improvising.
Stick to the affidavit.

404
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:55,840
You got it.

405
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:57,680
We often gave each other
pleasure in the mornings...

406
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:00,040
Oh, alright!
Question for you, Keith.

407
00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:01,760
If you're so familiar
with Dorothy's bedroom,

408
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,960
what colour was the bedspread?

409
00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:04,680
I wanna say...
Don't answer that.

410
00:17:04,680 --> 00:17:06,520
What about the carpet?
What about the curtains?

411
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:08,640
What colour were they?
Oh, both grey.

412
00:17:08,640 --> 00:17:10,560
The carpet matched the curtains.
What?

413
00:17:10,560 --> 00:17:12,240
Sorry, are we talking
about her pubic hair?

414
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,840
No, we're... No. Oh, my God,
I'm talking about the actual carpet.

415
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:17,800
What colour was the carpet?
WAS there carpets?

416
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,280
Were there floorboards?
Were there blinds?

417
00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:21,200
Tell me about the room.
It's hard to remember.

418
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,200
Yeah, you know why?

419
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,600
'Cause you've never set foot
in the house, let alone the bedroom.

420
00:17:24,600 --> 00:17:26,480
I suggest you take
this work of fiction

421
00:17:26,480 --> 00:17:27,760
and try and get yourself a book deal.

422
00:17:27,760 --> 00:17:30,200
Do you really want to go to court?
Don't you have better things to do?

423
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,600
No. Yes!

424
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:33,200
I mean, no, I don't
want to go to court,

425
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:34,560
yes, I have better things to do.

426
00:17:34,560 --> 00:17:36,560
Then advise your client to settle,

427
00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:39,520
and this all goes away,
just like that.

428
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,200
(SILENT)

429
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,520
Like what?

430
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:44,240
Like that.
(SILENT)

431
00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,440
I'm snapping my fingers.

432
00:17:45,440 --> 00:17:46,800
Are you? 'Cause I'm not hearing it.

433
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:49,640
Listen. Like that.
(SILENT)

434
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,880
(SNAP!)
Don't snap for me!

435
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:54,040
Just advise your client to pay up.

436
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:58,920
I'm actually quite interested
in that book deal you mentioned.

437
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:00,360
Who do I have to speak to
about that?

438
00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:02,040
Keith, stop talking.

439
00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:03,760
Let's go.
Sorry.

440
00:18:09,800 --> 00:18:11,560
RAY: G'day, chief.

441
00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:14,440
Integrating your personal styles.
I like it.

442
00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,960
Forgot to pack me shirt.

443
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,000
It's all good.
It's quite a practical piece of kit.

444
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,920
Where are
the chocolate chip cookies?

445
00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,560
I asked Roz to buy boring biscuits
so I wouldn't be tempted.

446
00:18:22,560 --> 00:18:24,400
I can't have chocolate.
I'm shredding.

447
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,840
If you're after a snack,
I might have something back here.

448
00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,040
Have a bit of a...
A little bit of a rummage.

449
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:31,600
(RUSTLING)

450
00:18:31,600 --> 00:18:34,000
I'll just take this one.
Oh, yeah, go for it.

451
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
Twiggy stick! Bit of processed meat.

452
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,560
Strong choice.

453
00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:41,200
(WHIRRING)

454
00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:45,840
Oh, thank you, Roz. Actually, it
might be better on this side.

455
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,440
It's not for you.

456
00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,240
Don't you move that.

457
00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,520
Don't!

458
00:19:03,800 --> 00:19:05,400
Hey, Ray, what do you know about...

459
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,640
Oh! Piew! Stinks of fish in here.

460
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:09,360
What do you know about Debbie Lim?

461
00:19:09,360 --> 00:19:11,120
Hey, don't get comfortable, Fisk.
I'm busy.

462
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,200
You're not busy.
You're eating a can of tuna.

463
00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,800
Yeah, but I'm thinking
about work while I'm eating.

464
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,760
My advice on Debbie Lim -
pay her off. Get rid of her.

465
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,680
But her claim is absolute rubbish.

466
00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,680
You don't have time to
get in a fight with Lim, trust me.

467
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:24,720
She's an expert at nuisance claims.

468
00:19:24,720 --> 00:19:26,920
What's with the cat food?
All part of the big shred.

469
00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,800
I'm getting my rig in shape.
Gotta lose these last five kegs.

470
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,360
Didn't know you had a rig, Ray.

471
00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,480
When I drop the kegs,
the rig will reveal itself.

472
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:36,480
It's like The Block. Rig Reveal Day.

473
00:19:36,480 --> 00:19:38,960
Yes. It's exactly like that!

474
00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:43,480
Yeah, I think he's
smarter than he looks.

475
00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,280
And I've met the lawyer.
She's a bulldog.

476
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,520
Oof. Is it me,
or is it really hot in here?

477
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:49,360
No. I'm sorry,
it is really hot in here.

478
00:19:49,360 --> 00:19:50,640
You're right.

479
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,040
It feels like a scam.

480
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,120
Yeah, we call it a nuisance claim.

481
00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:57,160
It's when someone claims
an amount small enough that

482
00:19:57,160 --> 00:19:59,920
it's often more cost effective
to pay them to go away.

483
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:03,160
I wouldn't call $30,000
a small amount.

484
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,880
They start high
but they'll come down.

485
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:06,480
What if I could get it down to 10?

486
00:20:06,480 --> 00:20:07,640
Dollars?

487
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,800
Thousand. $10,000.

488
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,240
$10,000?

489
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:13,000
That's a lot of money.

490
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:15,040
I could buy a hot tub with that.

491
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,000
Oh, wouldn't you love a hot tub?

492
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,920
No.
I've always wanted a hot tub.

493
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,400
Yeah, no.

494
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:24,240
The thing is, if we let them
drag this out,

495
00:20:24,240 --> 00:20:26,760
you won't be able to access
any money from your mother's estate

496
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:29,000
till the claim's settled,
and that could take up to two years.

497
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,120
Two years?
I know. You could be dead.

498
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:34,400
Oh, Helen!
I'm trying to motivate you to...

499
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:37,760
No, you are absolutely right.
OK, let's do it.

500
00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,160
Let's pay him off.

501
00:20:39,160 --> 00:20:42,680
Goddamn flim-flam man.

502
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,440
Pardon my French.
Yeah.

503
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,720
So that's a pretty good result,
getting them down to 10,000.

504
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,840
Mm, good riddance.
I'm glad to see the back of him.

505
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:01,800
Ooh, just to be clear -
Keith Budge isn't going anywhere.

506
00:21:01,800 --> 00:21:04,000
He still has a two year lease
on that granny flat.

507
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,240
I thought the whole idea was
we pay him to make him go away.

508
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:09,440
No, we paid to
make the claim go away.

509
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,120
But it didn't go away.

510
00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:13,560
He still got $10,000.

511
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,000
OK, let's reframe the situation.

512
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:18,120
Yes, you paid him $10,000,

513
00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,800
but in so doing, you saved yourself
at least $10,000 in legal fees.

514
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,040
So when you look at it like that,
the $10,000s cancel each other out,

515
00:21:25,040 --> 00:21:28,600
and in fact,
nothing actually happened.

516
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,920
Do you think I'm senile?

517
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,520
Do you like the bit where I say my
drag name would be Judy,

518
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,000
as in Judge Judy?

519
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,880
Yeah, I do. I'm not sure
it belongs in your memoir.

520
00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,280
Oh. Hi, Hels.

521
00:21:45,280 --> 00:21:47,680
Ah, Helen, right, now,
before you rush off...

522
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:49,520
I'm not rushing off.
Oh, well, good.

523
00:21:49,520 --> 00:21:50,920
I did some measuring this morning

524
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:54,400
and discovered that our little
studio is very close the boundary.

525
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,240
I'm worried the council
might tell us to pull it down.

526
00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:59,560
Wow. That feels like a very elaborate
way to get me to move out, Viktor.

527
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:01,600
Oh, Helen, no-one's
asking you to move out.

528
00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,360
Of course not. I'm not concerned
about your father's reputation.

529
00:22:04,360 --> 00:22:06,000
What if a neighbour reported us?

530
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:07,680
Oh, dear, I can just
see the headlines now.

531
00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:11,320
"Judge thinks he's above the law."
"Judgement Day for Fisk."

532
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,440
Yeah. Have to be
a pretty slow news day, Dad.

533
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:16,000
Have a look at the clause
pertaining to setbacks.

534
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:18,360
I haven't got my glasses.
Can you read it, Helen?

535
00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,600
Yes.

536
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,120
You're looking a bit thin, darling.

537
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,800
Are you eating enough?
Oh, it's work.

538
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:24,840
They've put this massive photocopier
in my office.

539
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:27,200
It's turned the place into a sauna.
I'm sweating buckets.

540
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,040
Your father's right.
You don't want to get gaunt.

541
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:30,880
Not with that hair.
You'll look like a scarecrow.

542
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,360
Do you want some cheesecake?

543
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:33,800
Get her some cheesecake, Tip.

544
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:35,800
Yeah, get me some cheesecake, Tip.

545
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,920
I think we're good.

546
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:42,280
Look, this is a heritage sub-clause.
It doesn't apply to this house.

547
00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:44,800
Oh, that's a relief.
Mm, isn't it?

548
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,280
I want a big piece, please, Viktor.
I'm very thin.

549
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,560
And do you have any of that
whipped cream in a can?

550
00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:51,800
I love that stuff.

551
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:53,240
Is there anything else
I can get you?

552
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:55,080
Oh, I'd love a coffee.

553
00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:16,600
(PHONE RINGS)

554
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,240
Leslie?

555
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:19,960
Helen Tudor Fisk. Yeah.

556
00:23:19,960 --> 00:23:21,720
I'm sorry to call so late.

557
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,200
Just - quick question.

558
00:23:24,200 --> 00:23:26,960
How old is your mother's house,
just roughly?

559
00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:30,840
Ooh. Federation.

560
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,880
Morning, Leslie.

561
00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:47,400
Hello, Helen.

562
00:23:47,400 --> 00:23:48,720
Big day.

563
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,680
Still happy to go ahead?

564
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,600
Yes. I've had a think about it.

565
00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:56,520
I think it's the perfect spot
for a hot tub.

566
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:58,400
If that's what you want.
Alrighty, let's do it.

567
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,280
Let's go around the back
and wait for George.

568
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:03,040
And I will give Keith Budge
the bad news.

569
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:04,080
Mm-hm.

570
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:09,320
(MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)

571
00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:11,640
Ugh.

572
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,440
Yeah?

573
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:21,880
Keith Budge. Remember me?
Yeah.

574
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,840
According to council regulations,

575
00:24:23,840 --> 00:24:25,800
this studio is too close
to the boundary

576
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,640
and my client has no choice
but to knock it down.

577
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,000
Oh, I've got a lease.

578
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,400
Mm. Unfortunately,
this dwelling is illegal,

579
00:24:32,400 --> 00:24:34,600
which renders
your lease null and void.

580
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,800
So what does that mean?
It means put your shirt on, buddy.

581
00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,160
You got 15 minutes to get out.

582
00:24:38,160 --> 00:24:39,640
What? Or you'll knock my house down?

583
00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:44,360
Not me personally, but I do have
ZennyChen, Rubble King, standing by.

584
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,840
I feel powerful, Helen!
Attaboy.

585
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,680
Bloody hell.
(STARTS ENGINE)

586
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:50,920
Tick-tock, Keith. Let's get moving.

587
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,880
Standing by!

588
00:24:52,880 --> 00:24:56,280
Oh, appreciate your enthusiasm,
but we do have to let him get out.

589
00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:58,920
Hurry up, buddy.
I can't hold him off forever.

590
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:01,000
(REVS ENGINE)
He's antsy.

591
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,160
(SHOUTS) Rubble Runner!

592
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,840
(CRASH!)

593
00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:40,560
Fisk, are you shredding?
Looks like you've lost a few kegs.

594
00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,000
No, it's just water weight.

595
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,440
I'm sweating off kilos
because of that stupid photocopier.

596
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:46,240
Enough said. I'll get it moved.

597
00:25:46,240 --> 00:25:47,440
Thank you.

598
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,480
(WHIRRING)

599
00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:54,960
(INHALES AND EXHALES)

600
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,960
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601
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