1
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Oh, don't judge me, May.

2
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I'm stressed about
Grady versus Grady.

3
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I'm not gonna eat muesli,
I need my Chocco Puffs.

4
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Why don't you just tell
Mr and Mrs Gruber

5
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that you've never
been to court before?

6
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Firstly, they're not married,
it's not Mr and Mrs Gruber.

7
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And secondly, I have been to court,
I know where it is,

8
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I've just never argued a case
in court before.

9
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So, tell them that.
Honesty's your best policy.

10
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For getting fired. No.

11
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A better policy is if I just keep
pretending I've got experience,

12
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and then just make Ray
take the case back.

13
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I can do that.
GRAHAM: Turn on the lights!

14
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That's rude.
Turn them on yourself, Graham.

15
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He shouldn't speak to you like that.
Oh, no.

16
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He's got a new smart hub thing.

17
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Veloxa, turn on the lights.

18
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You need to download special
software. You'll have to tell him.

19
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Oh!

20
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Veloxa, turn on the lights!

21
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Helen says you have to download
special software for it.

22
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Veloxa, download special software.

23
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(MUTTERS) For the love of God.

24
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Guys...what are we doing?
Shh!

25
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We're waiting for the special
software to be downloaded.

26
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OK.

27
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That's not how it works.

28
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Alright? You have to go online,
download the software.

29
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There's probably an app
you have to get for your phone.

30
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It's quite complicated...

31
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ELECTRONIC VOICE:
Software downloaded.

32
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OK, that one isn't,
but most of them...are.

33
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So you're lucky you got that one.

34
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(THEME MUSIC)

35
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ROZ: Alright. Moving on.

36
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The executor of the Pinkerton estate
isn't coping,

37
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he's asked us to help.

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RAY: Pinkerton? Was he the hoarder?

39
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Don't say hoarder, Ray,
it's pejorative.

40
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Sorry, was he the guy
who was rubbish bin challenged?

41
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Executor work? Bags not.
Yeah, bags not.

42
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Sorry, since when did we apportion
work in this office by bagsing?

43
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We don't. That said, bags not.

44
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This one's on you, Roz.
Technically it's not legal work

45
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so I believe it remains
in your purview.

46
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Agreed.

47
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However, it is a big job,

48
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so I've asked someone to come in
and give me a hand.

49
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Get out. You have not!

50
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Oh, I most certainly have.

51
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Oh, well done, Roz.
This is magic stuff from you.

52
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Nice one, Roz.

53
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Sorry, I missed it. Who's coming in?
What's happening?

54
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Fun Peggy. She used to clerk here.

55
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Hope you've got some of those
old lady nappy things, Helen.

56
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Because you are gonna
wet your pants.

57
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She's the funniest woman ever.

58
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She truly is just one of the greats.
Mmm.

59
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Sorry, why have I got
the Grady case?

60
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Didn't I hand this over to you,
Helen?

61
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Yeah, I think that one's
going to court, though,

62
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so that was supposed to go to Ray.

63
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Remember...remember the time when
Peggy came in wearing the eye patch?

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(LAUGHTER)

65
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Had she had an operation?
No, like a pirate.

66
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She's a loose unit.
She was making a point about focus.

67
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Peggy has a diploma
in communication therapy.

68
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Right. That sounds made up.

69
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Ray did say he was going to...
Heyyyyyy-ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

70
00:02:57,966 --> 00:03:00,206
She's here!

71
00:03:00,206 --> 00:03:02,446
Look who it is!

72
00:03:02,446 --> 00:03:04,006
Oh, Peggy!
Peggy!

73
00:03:04,006 --> 00:03:05,326
Helen!
Yeah?

74
00:03:05,326 --> 00:03:06,646
Helen, come and meet Peggy.

75
00:03:06,646 --> 00:03:08,966
Quick sticks!
Oh, running.

76
00:03:10,086 --> 00:03:12,086
Hello, Peggy!

77
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Oh! Bloody... Yep.

78
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OK.

79
00:03:17,246 --> 00:03:19,006
Question for you, Helen.
Yes.

80
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Are you ready to board
the fun train?

81
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Bit busy this morning,
but if there's a fun bus later,

82
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maybe I could get on that.

83
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All roads lead to Fun Town, Helen.
Get there however you like.

84
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Honk! Honk!
Fun Truck coming through.

85
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(ALL LAUGH INANELY)

86
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I'm out of here
before I lose my whole day.

87
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Ray, don't forget that file, Ray.

88
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The orange one. The Grady case.
It's going to court...

89
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Or I can bring it to you,
it doesn't matter. Whatever.

90
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Coffee?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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(TO HERSELF) No, not you.

92
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Oh, thank you.

93
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Is it too late to order scones,
do you think?

94
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Not a menu.
Oh.

95
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It's inspiration. OK.

96
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So, Carole, are these the texts?
Yes.

97
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I typed them up with the date
received next to each one.

98
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OK. "Happy anniversary, darling.
I miss you.

99
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"All my love, Leonard."

100
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And Leonard's your husband?

101
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Who died six months ago.

102
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But you got this text last month?
Correct.

103
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While I was with Richard,
my new lover.

104
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"With" Richard,
if you know what I'm saying.

105
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Yeah, I do. Let's move on.

106
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"My love, you look more and more
beautiful every day, Leonard."

107
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Two weeks ago.

108
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"Carole, darling, can't wait
to get lost in your bush?"

109
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Oh, sorry. No, that's from Richard.

110
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Just go down to the next one,

111
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that came when I was
at the supermarket last week.

112
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"Don't forget the milk, my love,
you always forget the milk.

113
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"Smiley face. Leonard."

114
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Wow. This is pretty weird.
I know.

115
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I only ever forgot the milk once.
I mean, one time.

116
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Yeah. I meant because he's dead.

117
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Well, I know that's weird too,
but honestly, the milk thing,

118
00:05:01,526 --> 00:05:03,606
I mean, let it go, Leonard.

119
00:05:03,606 --> 00:05:06,206
Yeah. Have you tried
texting the number?

120
00:05:06,206 --> 00:05:08,566
Yes. I got this.

121
00:05:08,566 --> 00:05:09,846
Right.

122
00:05:09,846 --> 00:05:13,846
"Your message could not be delivered.
Heaven is outside the NBN network."

123
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Right. OK.

124
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I thought there might be something
about it in Leonard's will.

125
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Yeah. Well, I've got the will,
so I will have a quick squiz now.

126
00:05:22,646 --> 00:05:26,246
Richard's only the second man I've
been with, if you can believe that.

127
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We met at a widows' wine tasting.

128
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And one minute we were talking

129
00:05:30,606 --> 00:05:32,726
and the next we were just kissing
passionate...

130
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I might need some, um...shush
to concentrate.

131
00:05:36,526 --> 00:05:37,886
It's quite busy language. So...

132
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Hmm.
Let me just...focus.

133
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I do regret not putting it
about more when I was younger.

134
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I mean, how many men
have you been with, do you think?

135
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Sorry. I was not listening.
But I'm sure it was interesting.

136
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Look, the only thing
that stands out in here

137
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is a trust account set up
to make payments to BTG Holdings.

138
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Does that name mean anything to you?

139
00:06:00,126 --> 00:06:01,686
No. I don't think so.

140
00:06:01,686 --> 00:06:03,366
I think you're gonna
have to leave it with me.

141
00:06:03,366 --> 00:06:05,366
I'll get back to you
as soon as I know anything.

142
00:06:05,366 --> 00:06:07,126
But, let's...
Oh.

143
00:06:07,126 --> 00:06:09,566
..let's get you out.
Thank you. It's interesting.

144
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Mm-hm.

145
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Leonard was a very selfish man
in the bedroom.

146
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OK.

147
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Whereas Richard...very considerate.

148
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A beautiful lover.

149
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Always putting me first.
How nice.

150
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(PHONE CHIMES)
Oh, is that from Leonard?

151
00:06:25,566 --> 00:06:27,606
No. It's from Richard, my lover.

152
00:06:27,606 --> 00:06:29,526
OK. Don't encourage her, George.

153
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Thanks, Carole. I'll...
(DOOR OPENS)

154
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..let you know how I go.

155
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Can you please look into that for me?
BTG Holdings?

156
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Yeah. I just need an address
or a phone number.

157
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I can't find anything.
Did you search the dark web?

158
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No? How do you do that?

159
00:06:42,046 --> 00:06:44,206
Normally I just type
"search the dark web."

160
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Does that work?
Not so far.

161
00:06:46,246 --> 00:06:49,086
But one day, who knows. I might
catch them with their guard down,

162
00:06:49,086 --> 00:06:50,886
suddenly I'm in
and I'm dark webbing.

163
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Yep. Sounds like how it happens.

164
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Can you put that
on Ray's desk for me?

165
00:06:55,446 --> 00:06:57,806
Don't tell him it's from me,
just put it on his desk. Thank you.

166
00:07:00,566 --> 00:07:02,646
Beep! Beep!

167
00:07:02,646 --> 00:07:04,846
Oh... (MOCK LAUGHS)
Beep!

168
00:07:06,366 --> 00:07:08,846
Yep. Safe to... Safe to go.

169
00:07:08,846 --> 00:07:11,126
Rarr!
There we go.

170
00:07:11,126 --> 00:07:13,046
Oh, good fun. Good fun.

171
00:07:13,046 --> 00:07:15,526
(CHUCKLES)

172
00:07:25,646 --> 00:07:27,086
Roz?

173
00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:28,766
Rozzy, they're chalking the tyres.

174
00:07:35,806 --> 00:07:38,446
What was that for?
Always be ready.

175
00:07:38,446 --> 00:07:40,966
An agile body means an agile mind.

176
00:07:41,766 --> 00:07:43,126
There you go.

177
00:07:43,126 --> 00:07:45,126
Thanks. Just what I need.

178
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Someone wasn't ready.

179
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(SIGHS)

180
00:07:48,686 --> 00:07:50,926
How are you fitting in Hell-Bear?
Helen?

181
00:07:50,926 --> 00:07:53,126
Oh, look out, here comes trouble.

182
00:07:53,126 --> 00:07:56,206
Ray doesn't want this. He says
he can't be arsed going to court.

183
00:07:56,206 --> 00:07:57,926
And this is the address you wanted.

184
00:07:57,926 --> 00:07:59,926
Ooh, where'd you find that?
Dark web?

185
00:07:59,926 --> 00:08:01,286
The light one.

186
00:08:01,286 --> 00:08:04,686
Alrighty. Me, back to the grind.

187
00:08:04,686 --> 00:08:06,006
Mmm.

188
00:08:17,286 --> 00:08:19,126
See you, George.
I'll be late tomorrow.

189
00:08:19,126 --> 00:08:20,526
I'm checking out
this BTG Holdings place.

190
00:08:20,526 --> 00:08:23,046
No worries. See you.
Oh, Helen, hang on a sec.

191
00:08:25,766 --> 00:08:28,566
(LAUGHS) Always be ready.

192
00:08:28,566 --> 00:08:30,686
She's been hiding down here
the whole time.

193
00:08:30,686 --> 00:08:32,646
Wow.
(LAUGHING) The whole time.

194
00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,246
That is such a good use of your time.

195
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(PEGGY AND GEORGE CONTINUE LAUGHING)

196
00:08:51,926 --> 00:08:54,006
(RINGS DOORBELL)

197
00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,766
Hi, Viktor.
Good girl. Right on time.

198
00:08:58,766 --> 00:09:01,446
Come in. Come in.
I'll let your dad know you're here.

199
00:09:01,446 --> 00:09:03,046
Thank you.

200
00:09:03,046 --> 00:09:05,846
See how much easier life
is when you make an appointment?

201
00:09:05,846 --> 00:09:08,246
Yes. Appointments
are the heart of every family.

202
00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:10,086
Now, he's still
beavering away at his memoirs

203
00:09:10,086 --> 00:09:11,526
but I say it's time for an aperitif.

204
00:09:11,526 --> 00:09:12,686
How about a little sherry?

205
00:09:12,686 --> 00:09:14,406
Do you like sherry?
(TO HERSELF) No.

206
00:09:14,406 --> 00:09:15,846
A little sherry for you there,
Helen.

207
00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,006
Oh, yummy.

208
00:09:17,006 --> 00:09:19,086
Helen tells me she's never been
to court, Tip, not once,

209
00:09:19,086 --> 00:09:20,326
I don't believe it.
It's true.

210
00:09:20,326 --> 00:09:22,366
Oh, Helen, don't be silly,
that can't be true.

211
00:09:22,366 --> 00:09:24,806
Never argued a case in court.
Just imagine.

212
00:09:24,806 --> 00:09:27,406
Well, I can't. I can't imagine that.
Are you sure?

213
00:09:27,406 --> 00:09:29,566
Jesus, get me a bible,
I'll swear on it.

214
00:09:29,566 --> 00:09:31,406
Alright. Don't snap.
Sorry.

215
00:09:31,406 --> 00:09:34,126
Why don't we have a little mock
trial, bit of role play,

216
00:09:34,126 --> 00:09:35,766
let Helen practise her court game.

217
00:09:35,766 --> 00:09:37,646
No, I don't think we need to do that.
Wonderful idea.

218
00:09:37,646 --> 00:09:39,646
No. I just wanted to talk
to you about the case.

219
00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:41,486
Shall I fetch your wig?
Add a little gravitas?

220
00:09:41,486 --> 00:09:43,846
I want an idea of procedure.
Oh, yes, the wig. Why not?

221
00:09:43,846 --> 00:09:46,726
Let's take the old horsehair out for
a run. What do you think, Helen?

222
00:09:46,726 --> 00:09:49,166
Yeah. Great. Let's all put wigs
on and pretend to be in court.

223
00:09:49,166 --> 00:09:51,086
(SCOFFS) You don't get a wig.

224
00:09:57,646 --> 00:09:58,886
Proceed.

225
00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:00,086
Right. So...

226
00:10:00,086 --> 00:10:01,526
No.

227
00:10:01,526 --> 00:10:02,966
What's that face?

228
00:10:02,966 --> 00:10:04,086
Well, you didn't bow.

229
00:10:04,086 --> 00:10:06,526
You've got to bow to the coat
of arms above the judge's head.

230
00:10:06,526 --> 00:10:08,726
OK. How's that?

231
00:10:08,726 --> 00:10:10,206
Well, that felt a tad sarcastic.

232
00:10:10,206 --> 00:10:13,086
It should be more of
an earnest nod to justice.

233
00:10:13,086 --> 00:10:15,406
Like so.

234
00:10:15,406 --> 00:10:16,646
Spot on. Very nice, Tip.

235
00:10:16,646 --> 00:10:17,846
(MOUTHS SILENTLY)

236
00:10:19,726 --> 00:10:21,446
Better.
Hmm.

237
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,126
Alright. Good morning, everyone.

238
00:10:23,126 --> 00:10:25,246
What... What? What?!

239
00:10:25,246 --> 00:10:27,686
"Good morning, everyone."
It's not school assembly.

240
00:10:27,686 --> 00:10:29,406
You say,
"Good morning, your honour."

241
00:10:29,406 --> 00:10:31,646
Whatever. can we just fast forward
to the bit that matters.

242
00:10:31,646 --> 00:10:34,046
Respect for convention, procedure
and due process,

243
00:10:34,046 --> 00:10:35,286
it all matters, Helen.

244
00:10:39,406 --> 00:10:41,246
Do you have the affidavit,
Miss Fisk?

245
00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:42,486
Yes. I have it. Just hang on.

246
00:10:42,486 --> 00:10:44,886
I'm sorry, did you just ask
the court to "hang on"?

247
00:10:44,886 --> 00:10:47,766
Either present the affidavit
or declare you don't have it.

248
00:10:47,766 --> 00:10:51,166
I'm looking for it, just hang on,
give me a second, Dad, I mean...

249
00:10:51,166 --> 00:10:52,246
..your honour, whoever you are,

250
00:10:52,246 --> 00:10:53,926
obviously there's more than one
affidavit here,

251
00:10:53,926 --> 00:10:55,326
so which one am I looking for?
Oh, Helen.

252
00:10:55,326 --> 00:10:57,646
Not helping, Viktor.
Don't badger the defence.

253
00:10:57,646 --> 00:10:59,806
Oh, for fucks sake.
BOTH: That's contempt.

254
00:10:59,806 --> 00:11:02,326
May I see the plaintiff's
bank records.

255
00:11:02,326 --> 00:11:04,366
No. I don't have them.
I'm still waiting for copies.

256
00:11:04,366 --> 00:11:06,486
So why are we here?
This was your idea.

257
00:11:06,486 --> 00:11:08,486
I just wanted to get some tips.

258
00:11:08,486 --> 00:11:11,046
You two wanted to come in here
and yell at me in stereo.

259
00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:12,606
This is exactly
what's going to happen, Helen.

260
00:11:12,606 --> 00:11:14,766
Judges are busy people.
You cannot waste the court's time.

261
00:11:14,766 --> 00:11:16,566
Preparedness is key.

262
00:11:16,566 --> 00:11:18,846
But do you have to be
so mean about it?

263
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:22,286
You know, "Ooh, look at me and Tippy,
we know everything about court.

264
00:11:22,286 --> 00:11:25,606
"I'm the boss. I wear a wig.
Helen's an idiot."

265
00:11:25,606 --> 00:11:28,166
I don't even want to go to court,
Dad. Court's stupid.

266
00:11:28,166 --> 00:11:30,926
Helen. Helen. You mustn't say
that, not about our justice system.

267
00:11:30,926 --> 00:11:32,766
Oh, who cares?
Oh, dear, tears.

268
00:11:32,766 --> 00:11:34,806
No, not tears.

269
00:11:34,806 --> 00:11:36,726
Tip, can you deal with that?
We can't have tears.

270
00:11:36,726 --> 00:11:39,646
I'm not crying. I'm just frustrated.
And I don't even care.

271
00:11:39,646 --> 00:11:41,606
And I'll just see you both
tomorrow for dinner.

272
00:11:41,606 --> 00:11:43,726
6:00pm Helen. We like early dinner.

273
00:11:43,726 --> 00:11:45,206
Yes. I know.

274
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:47,486
Well, don't be late and...
BOTH: Don't be early, either.

275
00:11:48,606 --> 00:11:50,326
Well, that didn't go well.

276
00:11:50,326 --> 00:11:52,046
Wig.
What?

277
00:11:52,046 --> 00:11:53,366
Respect the wig.

278
00:11:53,366 --> 00:11:54,806
Oh...

279
00:12:02,606 --> 00:12:06,046
"Veloxa can make calls
and send texts with ease".

280
00:12:06,046 --> 00:12:07,646
Give that a go.

281
00:12:07,646 --> 00:12:09,526
Veloxa, send Helen a text.

282
00:12:09,526 --> 00:12:12,846
(BEEP!) OK.
What would you like it to say?

283
00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:14,406
Say hello.

284
00:12:14,406 --> 00:12:16,006
(VELOXA CHIMES)

285
00:12:16,006 --> 00:12:17,686
I'm right here, guys.

286
00:12:17,686 --> 00:12:18,686
Did you get the text?

287
00:12:18,686 --> 00:12:20,966
Yeah. It says, "Say hello."

288
00:12:20,966 --> 00:12:23,006
Oh, great. What else is there?

289
00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:25,446
Ooh, we've got music
and entertainment.

290
00:12:25,446 --> 00:12:29,166
Veloxa "find us some beats".

291
00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:31,006
Searching.
I'm heading off, May.

292
00:12:31,006 --> 00:12:32,566
But, oh... You don't care.
(MUSIC PLAYS)

293
00:12:32,566 --> 00:12:34,926
'Cause...got a breakfast discotheque
going on.

294
00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:36,286
Enjoy that.

295
00:12:49,686 --> 00:12:51,406
(PHONE CHIMES)

296
00:12:58,126 --> 00:12:59,766
(PHONE CHIMES)
(SIGHS)

297
00:13:09,126 --> 00:13:11,286
Is this BTG?
Yeah.

298
00:13:11,286 --> 00:13:13,326
Which stands for...?
Beyond The Grave Messaging.

299
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:14,326
Take a seat.

300
00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,726
So... On this?

301
00:13:15,726 --> 00:13:17,046
Yeah. Yeah.

302
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:20,006
So, you're the one sending
text messages from dead people?

303
00:13:20,006 --> 00:13:22,966
It's an automated system,
but essentially, yes.

304
00:13:22,966 --> 00:13:26,086
I need to shut down an account,
the widow is not enjoying the texts.

305
00:13:26,086 --> 00:13:28,646
That's interesting feedback.
What exactly isn't she enjoying?

306
00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:31,886
The fact that they're coming
from her husband, who is dead.

307
00:13:31,886 --> 00:13:34,086
OK. What's the name?
Leonard Vyvian Foxton.

308
00:13:34,086 --> 00:13:36,046
Am I sitting on this right?

309
00:13:36,046 --> 00:13:38,246
Yep. Got him. He signed up
for the gold package,

310
00:13:38,246 --> 00:13:39,606
which includes geo-tracking.

311
00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:40,886
I don't know what that means.

312
00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:43,206
When the widow's phone
is located in certain places,

313
00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:45,366
it triggers specific messages.
Like the supermarket.

314
00:13:45,366 --> 00:13:48,206
That's a rather uninspired
use of it, but yes.

315
00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:49,606
How do I stop it?

316
00:13:49,606 --> 00:13:51,766
You could tell your client
to stop going to the supermarket.

317
00:13:51,766 --> 00:13:53,486
Let's assume
my client needs to eat occasionally.

318
00:13:53,486 --> 00:13:54,966
How does she get her groceries

319
00:13:54,966 --> 00:13:57,166
without being haunted
by her dead husband?

320
00:13:57,166 --> 00:13:59,526
You'd have to close the account.
Great. Let's do that.

321
00:13:59,526 --> 00:14:01,606
Alright.. I'll just need permission
from the account holder.

322
00:14:01,606 --> 00:14:03,566
Who is dead.
Yes.

323
00:14:03,566 --> 00:14:05,646
It's tricky, isn't it?

324
00:14:05,646 --> 00:14:07,286
Yeah.

325
00:14:28,326 --> 00:14:30,726
Always be ready
to be agile in business.

326
00:14:30,726 --> 00:14:32,686
And agile in the agileness of mind.

327
00:14:32,686 --> 00:14:35,726
Hey, hey, hey.
Settle down there, fireball.

328
00:14:35,726 --> 00:14:38,726
We're not doing agility bats
at the moment. Thank you.

329
00:14:38,726 --> 00:14:39,726
Don't snatch.

330
00:14:39,726 --> 00:14:41,166
And do you know why?

331
00:14:41,166 --> 00:14:44,086
Because it's time...to...

332
00:14:44,086 --> 00:14:45,406
..work.

333
00:14:46,326 --> 00:14:48,006
Yeah. We're in work mode, Helen.

334
00:14:48,006 --> 00:14:49,006
So...
Work mode.

335
00:14:49,006 --> 00:14:51,566
Feels more like Playschool mode,
George.

336
00:14:56,966 --> 00:14:57,966
Hey, Ray?

337
00:14:57,966 --> 00:15:00,446
Always be ready...
Jesus.

338
00:15:00,446 --> 00:15:02,166
Arrgh! Don't!

339
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,046
OK. Listen.

340
00:15:06,046 --> 00:15:07,846
This case is going to court,

341
00:15:07,846 --> 00:15:09,926
and I could do it,
I just think you should do it.

342
00:15:09,926 --> 00:15:13,126
Yeah. I've told you, I'm not going
to court, it's a massive time suck.

343
00:15:13,126 --> 00:15:16,926
Exactly. That's why I hate going
to court, too, such a time suck.

344
00:15:16,926 --> 00:15:18,926
Whose time, do you think
is more important, Fisk?

345
00:15:18,926 --> 00:15:19,926
I want to say...

346
00:15:19,926 --> 00:15:21,286
Mine.
..yours.

347
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:24,286
Is there a problem?
'Cause you are starting to shit me.

348
00:15:24,286 --> 00:15:25,606
There's no problem, Ray.

349
00:15:25,606 --> 00:15:29,046
I'm going to go to court, like
I've done countless times before.

350
00:15:29,046 --> 00:15:30,926
Don't even worry about it.

351
00:15:30,926 --> 00:15:33,806
Oh. Funny every time.

352
00:15:33,806 --> 00:15:35,606
Never gets old.
I know.

353
00:15:35,606 --> 00:15:37,486
It's really good, isn't it?

354
00:15:50,006 --> 00:15:51,486
(PHONE CHIMES)

355
00:16:18,406 --> 00:16:20,446
Helen, what are you doing out here?
Oh...God.

356
00:16:20,446 --> 00:16:22,446
It's not six o'clock, Viktor

357
00:16:22,446 --> 00:16:24,206
You always say, "Be on time.

358
00:16:24,206 --> 00:16:26,806
"Don't be early, don't be late,

359
00:16:26,806 --> 00:16:28,086
"be on time."

360
00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:30,606
Helen, don't be so silly. Come
inside. Look. I've had a great idea.

361
00:16:30,606 --> 00:16:32,446
I'm going to help you
organise your court documents.

362
00:16:32,446 --> 00:16:34,566
No, thanks. I don't want
anymore of your help.

363
00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:35,886
Helen?
Jesus!

364
00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:37,606
What are you doing? Come inside.

365
00:16:37,606 --> 00:16:39,246
Tip's going to show you
his special system,

366
00:16:39,246 --> 00:16:40,766
help you with your court case.

367
00:16:40,766 --> 00:16:42,486
No. I know what happens.
You both just yell at me.

368
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:44,486
No. Thank you. I'd rather...
No-one is going to yell...

369
00:16:44,486 --> 00:16:46,926
Come on, Helen.
Get out of the car. Come inside.

370
00:16:46,926 --> 00:16:47,926
(RATTLES DOOR)

371
00:16:47,926 --> 00:16:49,566
Tony, leave the door alone,
I'm doing it. Come on.

372
00:16:49,566 --> 00:16:51,126
You leave the door...
I can't get out that side.

373
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,086
Just open this side.
Both of you, hands in the air.

374
00:16:53,086 --> 00:16:54,086
For heaven's...

375
00:16:54,086 --> 00:16:57,166
God, you're like a pair
of geriatric car jackers

376
00:16:57,166 --> 00:16:58,646
that don't know what they're doing.

377
00:16:59,966 --> 00:17:02,006
You just pull the button.

378
00:17:02,006 --> 00:17:03,846
I don't know
what you thought you were doing.

379
00:17:03,846 --> 00:17:07,206
Colours, post-it notes, documents.

380
00:17:08,606 --> 00:17:10,206
Good.

381
00:17:10,206 --> 00:17:11,446
The post-it note is your friend.
OK.

382
00:17:11,446 --> 00:17:13,806
Always remember that.
Yep.

383
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:15,646
Why am I tabbing twice?

384
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:18,206
This, this...

385
00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:21,726
There, into your pile.

386
00:17:21,726 --> 00:17:22,846
No. No. No.

387
00:17:22,846 --> 00:17:25,326
Don't touch. Just stand back.

388
00:17:25,326 --> 00:17:27,326
What about this one?

389
00:17:27,326 --> 00:17:28,846
You don't need that.

390
00:17:30,766 --> 00:17:32,566
Exactly the way.
Apricot for affidavit.

391
00:17:32,566 --> 00:17:34,886
Apricot for affidavit. Well done.
Good job, Helen.

392
00:17:36,246 --> 00:17:38,446
Gorgeous. Thank you.
Nice.

393
00:17:38,446 --> 00:17:40,326
Hey, Viktor, here's a funny joke.

394
00:17:41,606 --> 00:17:43,206
(LAUGHS)
Puerile.

395
00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:45,686
Do you want another one?
No. I'm good.

396
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:50,286
I want to see an affidavit now. Go!

397
00:17:51,366 --> 00:17:53,246
No. Too long.
Yep. I've got it...

398
00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,366
Here it is. Done.
Too long.

399
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:56,006
You've been dismissed from court.
It's too late.

400
00:17:56,006 --> 00:17:57,846
You've got to be quicker. Try again.

401
00:17:57,846 --> 00:17:59,846
And the affidavit?

402
00:18:01,566 --> 00:18:04,246
Ah, well done, you.

403
00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:06,806
For the record,
the judge won't applaud you.

404
00:18:06,806 --> 00:18:08,446
I'm just being encouraging, Tip.

405
00:18:08,446 --> 00:18:10,286
Thank you, Your Honour.

406
00:18:10,286 --> 00:18:12,406
Ooh, well done again.

407
00:18:14,686 --> 00:18:16,526
I find in favour of the plaintiff

408
00:18:16,526 --> 00:18:20,246
and congratulate Ms Helen Tudor-Fisk
on a wonderful job.

409
00:18:20,246 --> 00:18:21,686
Well done, you.

410
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:23,326
Thank you. Bring it in, Viktor.
High five?

411
00:18:23,326 --> 00:18:24,926
No high fiving in court, Helen.

412
00:18:24,926 --> 00:18:27,086
I'll high five you, Helen.
Good on you, Dad.

413
00:18:27,086 --> 00:18:29,006
That's the spirit.
I get one from the judge.

414
00:18:29,006 --> 00:18:30,326
Uh...
What?

415
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:31,966
Just a moment.

416
00:18:34,126 --> 00:18:36,246
Respecting the wig.

417
00:18:36,246 --> 00:18:37,726
No, Dad, it's fine.

418
00:18:37,726 --> 00:18:39,686
Dad, we've missed the moment.
We've missed the moment.

419
00:18:44,926 --> 00:18:48,006
Veloxa, send Helen a text.
Oh, Veloxa, please don't.

420
00:18:48,006 --> 00:18:50,366
I'm right here. Good morning, Graham.

421
00:18:50,366 --> 00:18:54,126
Good morning, Veloxa.
Will you be joining us for breakfast?

422
00:18:54,126 --> 00:18:57,406
I'm sorry.
I don't understand the question.

423
00:18:57,406 --> 00:19:00,486
Don't tease her, Helen,
it's not a toy.

424
00:19:00,486 --> 00:19:02,886
It's not a Tamagotchi either.
You don't have to walk it.

425
00:19:04,446 --> 00:19:06,126
(LAUGHTER AND CHATTER)

426
00:19:08,566 --> 00:19:10,486
Today.
Second shimmy.

427
00:19:10,486 --> 00:19:12,166
That's it.

428
00:19:12,166 --> 00:19:14,166
Yeah. It is good. Yeah.

429
00:19:15,806 --> 00:19:17,926
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)

430
00:19:20,726 --> 00:19:23,326
And work...
And play.

431
00:19:23,326 --> 00:19:26,046
ALL: We move the company forward,
today.

432
00:19:26,046 --> 00:19:29,566
You went a bit early.
Yes. I know. A bit early.

433
00:19:29,566 --> 00:19:31,446
When we connect...

434
00:19:31,446 --> 00:19:33,846
Through work...and play.

435
00:19:33,846 --> 00:19:37,246
We move the company forward today.

436
00:19:38,566 --> 00:19:40,726
Helen!!!!! Get in here!

437
00:19:40,726 --> 00:19:42,406
Yeah. Come on.

438
00:19:42,406 --> 00:19:43,406
I'm coming.

439
00:19:44,606 --> 00:19:46,046
Come on, Fisk. Get involved.

440
00:19:46,046 --> 00:19:48,966
Yeah. OK. Why not? I like chips.
I'm in.

441
00:19:49,966 --> 00:19:52,046
Hey, good news, everyone,
about Grady versus Grady.

442
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:53,766
It's going to court
and I'm all over it.

443
00:19:53,766 --> 00:19:55,526
Yeah. I'm going to win that case

444
00:19:55,526 --> 00:19:58,566
and then I'm going to
move the company forward today.

445
00:19:58,566 --> 00:20:00,846
But next week when I go to court,
not today.

446
00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:03,526
No, I don't think so. No.
That one's not going to court.

447
00:20:03,526 --> 00:20:05,006
Yes. It is.
Nuh.

448
00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:06,806
They called this morning
and agreed to settle.

449
00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:09,646
No. No. No. We're not settling,
no way.

450
00:20:09,646 --> 00:20:11,326
Can you give us a sec, guys?
No way. You are kidding.

451
00:20:11,326 --> 00:20:12,726
Not doing it.

452
00:20:12,726 --> 00:20:14,126
Leave the chips, mate.

453
00:20:14,126 --> 00:20:15,406
We're not settling.

454
00:20:16,606 --> 00:20:17,806
I'm all over it.

455
00:20:17,806 --> 00:20:20,846
This always happens, Fisk.
Nobody wants to go to court.

456
00:20:20,846 --> 00:20:23,006
Last minute they make an offer.
And it's a good offer.

457
00:20:23,006 --> 00:20:25,006
No. It isn't.
I reckon I can get heaps more.

458
00:20:25,006 --> 00:20:26,606
I think they're running scared,

459
00:20:26,606 --> 00:20:28,446
'cause they know there's a Fisk
on the case.

460
00:20:28,446 --> 00:20:31,326
I say we reject the offer.
All in favour?

461
00:20:31,326 --> 00:20:33,486
Oh, come on, guys.
I'm so prepared.

462
00:20:33,486 --> 00:20:37,166
You should see my system.
Court is all about preparedness.

463
00:20:37,166 --> 00:20:39,646
I'm telling you, I can win this
if you let me take it all the way.

464
00:20:39,646 --> 00:20:41,126
Ehh, you might, you might not.

465
00:20:41,126 --> 00:20:43,846
I worked really hard.
I know I can win it.

466
00:20:43,846 --> 00:20:45,606
Yes. But it's not about you.

467
00:20:45,606 --> 00:20:49,646
It kind of is about me because I've
never argued a case in court before

468
00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:51,086
and this is my big chance...
BOTH: What?!

469
00:20:51,086 --> 00:20:53,166
..to prove to everybody...
What did you say?

470
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:56,646
I said, I'll accept the offer,
just as you suggested.

471
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:57,926
Thanks for your wise counsel.

472
00:20:57,926 --> 00:20:59,646
Let's pretend
this conversation never happened.

473
00:21:01,446 --> 00:21:03,486
Hey, Peggy,
I think your clock's wrong.

474
00:21:03,486 --> 00:21:05,486
Apparently it's time
to crush Helen's dreams.

475
00:21:06,606 --> 00:21:07,606
Classic Helen.

476
00:21:08,726 --> 00:21:09,966
ROZ: Never been to court?

477
00:21:09,966 --> 00:21:13,846
Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if
she even has a law degree, Raymond.

478
00:21:13,846 --> 00:21:15,846
You've got a chip on your chest.

479
00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:35,086
(PHONE CHIMES)

480
00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:43,406
(PHONE CHIMES)

481
00:21:53,766 --> 00:21:56,206
Right. You.

482
00:21:56,206 --> 00:21:58,526
Listen up. Carole, take a seat.
It's surprisingly comfortable.

483
00:21:58,526 --> 00:22:00,006
What is this?

484
00:22:00,006 --> 00:22:01,446
That is a letter informing you

485
00:22:01,446 --> 00:22:04,086
of my intention to apply for a
personal safety intervention order.

486
00:22:04,086 --> 00:22:05,286
A what?

487
00:22:05,286 --> 00:22:08,046
It's like a restraining order to stop
you from sending texts to my client.

488
00:22:08,046 --> 00:22:10,246
I have evidence they are causing
severe mental anguish.

489
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:12,406
There's no evidence of that.
I beg to differ.

490
00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:15,206
I have an affidavit
from Carole Foxton

491
00:22:15,206 --> 00:22:18,166
who swears the first time she got
a message from her dead husband,

492
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:19,926
she almost
stepped out in front of a bus.

493
00:22:19,926 --> 00:22:20,926
That's true I did.

494
00:22:20,926 --> 00:22:23,526
I have security camera footage
showing my client

495
00:22:23,526 --> 00:22:27,926
dropping a full jar, a full jar
of gherkins in the supermarket,

496
00:22:27,926 --> 00:22:30,366
upon receiving a text
reminding her...

497
00:22:30,366 --> 00:22:32,686
Badgering, it felt like
badgering not reminding.

498
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,686
..badgering her to get the milk.

499
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,126
These don't show anything.

500
00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:37,646
I have a medical certificate

501
00:22:37,646 --> 00:22:39,606
stating that Carole Foxton
has a weak heart.

502
00:22:39,606 --> 00:22:41,526
Receiving a text message
from a dead person,

503
00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:43,006
could induce shock and/or death.

504
00:22:43,006 --> 00:22:45,686
I have a stat dec
from Richard Froggert.

505
00:22:45,686 --> 00:22:47,246
Who?
He's my lover.

506
00:22:47,246 --> 00:22:48,606
Carole, I thought we agreed

507
00:22:48,606 --> 00:22:50,126
you weren't going to use that word
anymore?

508
00:22:50,126 --> 00:22:53,166
We said 'paramour'. Remember.
Sorry.

509
00:22:53,166 --> 00:22:55,486
Richard is Carole's paramour.
Her what?

510
00:22:55,486 --> 00:22:58,366
The gentleman with whom
she is having relations.

511
00:22:58,366 --> 00:23:00,526
What?
Oh, for God's sake, they're doing it.

512
00:23:00,526 --> 00:23:02,006
OK. I don't need to see
a picture of that.

513
00:23:02,006 --> 00:23:03,246
It's not a picture, it's a statement.

514
00:23:03,246 --> 00:23:06,046
Richard claims that the texts
are affecting their sex life.

515
00:23:06,046 --> 00:23:07,046
It's interfering with...

516
00:23:07,046 --> 00:23:09,406
You know what? It doesn't matter what
it says, we don't need to read it,

517
00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:10,686
just know that it's there

518
00:23:10,686 --> 00:23:13,406
and further proof that these texts
are causing psychological damage.

519
00:23:13,406 --> 00:23:15,766
And physical. He finds it very hard.
No. No.

520
00:23:15,766 --> 00:23:16,926
to get an...
No. Carole.

521
00:23:16,926 --> 00:23:19,086
We don't need to get into that.
I just made that point.

522
00:23:19,086 --> 00:23:20,286
How long did all this take you?

523
00:23:20,286 --> 00:23:22,166
Two days. Just two days.
All this and more.

524
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,606
Shall I go on?
Please don't.

525
00:23:23,606 --> 00:23:26,646
Running scared, are we?
No. I'm just bored. Alright?

526
00:23:26,646 --> 00:23:29,366
I'll shut down the account.
She won't receive anymore texts.

527
00:23:29,366 --> 00:23:31,126
Thank you. Case closed.

528
00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:33,006
I find in favour of the plaintiff.

529
00:23:33,006 --> 00:23:34,406
Don't bang my stuff.

530
00:23:34,406 --> 00:23:36,846
Yeah. I did go a bit hard.
I'm sorry about that.

531
00:23:36,846 --> 00:23:39,566
Carole...get you out of there.
Thank you.

532
00:23:39,566 --> 00:23:41,846
Next time, just block
the number, you whackjob.

533
00:23:41,846 --> 00:23:42,846
I'm sorry. What's that now?

534
00:23:42,846 --> 00:23:44,326
You could have just
blocked the number.

535
00:23:44,326 --> 00:23:46,246
What's happening?
It's not your business, Carole.

536
00:23:46,246 --> 00:23:47,246
Wait for me outside.

537
00:23:47,246 --> 00:23:49,366
I couldn't have just blocked
the number and I'll tell you why.

538
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,286
A, because then you would
still be taking money

539
00:23:51,286 --> 00:23:53,806
from an account that technically
belongs to my client.

540
00:23:53,806 --> 00:23:56,846
And, B, I didn't know
you could block a number.

541
00:23:56,846 --> 00:23:58,486
But that is handy information.

542
00:23:58,486 --> 00:24:00,926
Can you tell me how you do that
because my uncle is driving me...

543
00:24:00,926 --> 00:24:02,566
You know what?
I'm going to work it out myself.

544
00:24:02,566 --> 00:24:04,446
It's probably in the manual.
I'll have a look. OK?

545
00:24:04,446 --> 00:24:07,366
Let's go, Carole. Carole?

546
00:24:07,366 --> 00:24:08,686
This way. Yeah. Thank you.
Let's go.

547
00:24:15,766 --> 00:24:17,486
(KNOCK ON DOOR)

548
00:24:17,486 --> 00:24:18,926
Hey, uh, Peggy's leaving.

549
00:24:18,926 --> 00:24:21,046
Oh, OK.

550
00:24:21,046 --> 00:24:22,726
You have to come and say goodbye.

551
00:24:22,726 --> 00:24:25,566
Oh. Alright.

552
00:24:27,286 --> 00:24:29,486
ROZ: And that's it.
Another job well done.

553
00:24:29,486 --> 00:24:32,846
And another absolute hoot of a week.
Thank you, Peggy.

554
00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,006
Aww, thank you.
See you, Peg.

555
00:24:35,006 --> 00:24:38,086
See you on the socials, Georgie.
HelBear...

556
00:24:38,086 --> 00:24:39,966
See you, Peggy.
It's been a real treat.

557
00:24:39,966 --> 00:24:42,926
Just need to chase you up
for that merchandise cash.

558
00:24:42,926 --> 00:24:45,606
It'll be 20 for the bats
and 15 for the clock.

559
00:24:45,606 --> 00:24:46,606
Come on. 15 bucks?

560
00:24:46,606 --> 00:24:48,206
It doesn't even work.
Doesn't it?

561
00:24:48,206 --> 00:24:50,446
Can I just give it back?
You could, you could, you could.

562
00:24:50,446 --> 00:24:54,086
But wouldn't you want to invest
in your personal growth?

563
00:24:54,086 --> 00:24:55,606
I think you should invest, Helen.

564
00:24:55,606 --> 00:24:58,166
Are you investing?
I would but I can't afford it.

565
00:24:58,166 --> 00:25:01,406
How about I do you
a buy one, get one free deal, Helen?

566
00:25:01,406 --> 00:25:04,086
Thanks, Peggy. Thank you, Helen.

567
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,406
How does that work for me?

568
00:25:05,406 --> 00:25:08,366
I take card if that's easier.
Fine. Yep. Sure.

569
00:25:08,366 --> 00:25:09,726
Thanks for the good times, Peg.

570
00:25:09,726 --> 00:25:11,006
Here you go, mate.
Thanks, Ray.

571
00:25:11,006 --> 00:25:12,766
Oh, you sure
you don't want to purchase it

572
00:25:12,766 --> 00:25:14,246
and invest in your personal growth?

573
00:25:14,246 --> 00:25:16,006
What did I tell you?
One of the greats.

574
00:25:16,006 --> 00:25:18,006
(LAUGHS)

575
00:25:22,446 --> 00:25:23,806
Thanks, Peggy.

576
00:25:24,926 --> 00:25:27,406
Oh, and an EFTPOS surcharge.

577
00:25:28,806 --> 00:25:31,206
Oh...come on.

578
00:25:31,206 --> 00:25:33,086
I need to see HR.

579
00:25:42,406 --> 00:25:46,046
Veloxa, how do you block
someone's number?

580
00:25:46,046 --> 00:25:48,646
To block someone's number,
tap the info button

581
00:25:48,646 --> 00:25:50,926
next to the contact or phone number.

582
00:25:50,926 --> 00:25:52,966
Then tap "Block This Caller"

583
00:25:52,966 --> 00:25:54,846
Shit. That really
was quicker.

584
00:25:58,126 --> 00:26:00,966
Veloxa,
how do you search the dark web?

585
00:26:00,966 --> 00:26:03,006
(SIREN) Alert activated.

586
00:26:03,006 --> 00:26:04,486
Illegal activity detected.

587
00:26:04,486 --> 00:26:06,646
Ooh... Hey. Hey. Hey.
Any search of the dark web

588
00:26:06,646 --> 00:26:07,766
is unlawful

589
00:26:07,766 --> 00:26:08,766
and considered
a threat

590
00:26:08,766 --> 00:26:10,406
to national
security.

591
00:26:10,406 --> 00:26:11,686
Shoosh.
(ALERT ACTIVATED)

592
00:26:11,686 --> 00:26:13,486
Your ISP has been recorded

593
00:26:13,486 --> 00:26:15,726
and forwarded to
the relevant cyber...

594
00:26:15,726 --> 00:26:17,286
(CRASH!) (VELOXA POWERS DOWN)

595
00:26:17,286 --> 00:26:18,406
Oh...

596
00:26:18,406 --> 00:26:19,486
(VELOXA
POWERS UP)

597
00:26:19,486 --> 00:26:21,326
(AND
CONTINUES)

598
00:26:21,326 --> 00:26:22,686
Helen, what on earth are you doing?

599
00:26:24,086 --> 00:26:27,766
Alrighty. We've got 10 minutes
I reckon, May. 10 minutes. Get out.

600
00:26:27,766 --> 00:26:29,006
Captions by Red Bee Media

601
00:26:29,006 --> 00:26:30,606
(SIRENS
WAILS)

602
00:26:30,606 --> 00:26:32,606
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