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(BIRDSONG)

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I can't keep up, May. Are you eating
gluten or you're not eating gluten?

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It's oats. It's no gluten.

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HELEN: No gluten.
(PHONE RINGS)

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I wake up with Today!

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It's for you.

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Yeah, it's my phone. Right?

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Hello? Yeah, George, I know.

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You texted me last night.
OK. I'll see you at work.

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Hey, Graham.

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You know, if you want to win money,
you got to register for that thing.

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They don't just ring random numbers.
Really?

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Yeah.
Well, that's a waste of two years.

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Well, what about that other show,
the...the Cash Cow? How's that work?

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Oh, I think the cow just comes to
your house with a big bag of money.

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Is that right?
No, May, I'm kidding.

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Come on!
Oh, get out!

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See ya later, guys. See ya, Artie.
Bye.

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Helen!
Cake in the meeting room at 11.

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Yeah, I know. You called me.
And texted.

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And invited me to the Facebook event
'Cake at 11'.

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I'm excited. I got a mud cake.
Boo. Mud cake.

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So overrated.
Why didn't you get a fruitcake?

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We're not in
an old people's home, Helen.

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Rude.

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Oh. Morning, Helen.

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Morning, Roz.
Cake at 11 in the meeting room.

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Big announcement.
Yep. George told me.

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Hope you like mud cake.
Nope. Too wet.

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It's like it's not cooked properly.
What's that, now?

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I said, "Yep. Yummy.
Cannot wait. Mmm! Delicious."

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My God, she's like a bat.

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There we go. There's
an English breakfast. Alrighty!

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Phil! Let's make a will. Go.

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I want to be very prescriptive.
I don't want any fighting.

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Good idea. Sensible.

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So, shall we start
with the fitted sheet sets?

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(LAUGHS) Yeah.

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I'm sorry. Yep.
You're serious. OK. Sure.

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"Fitted sheet set."

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Who's the lucky recipient?

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Forks.

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Uh...uh, yes.

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(MUTTERS)

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That's the linen cupboard complete.

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Well done us.
Mmm!

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Shall we move on
to the kitchen drawers?

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Mmm?
Oh! We could...

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The problem is,
coming up to 11, I'm afraid, Phil.

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Oh, really?
Is that the hour gone already?

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Mmm.
There's just so much to get through!

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Oh.
Should we schedule another meet?

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We could, or...I've had an idea.
Grab your stuff.

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Oh.

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Here's what I'm thinking.

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How about you give me
that little book of yours,

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I work from that, and
I give you a call when it's all done?

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What do you reckon?
You might miss something.

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Oh, no, I won't. Come on. Give me the
book. And then you pay a flat fee.

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Otherwise I've got to charge you
by the hour.

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Just...Phil, just let me...

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OK. I've got half now, so you
may as well give me the other half.

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And I'll tell you what,
you are gonna thank me for that,

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so why don't you get out there,
enjoy all that extra time,

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and money, I just saved you?

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You're welcome, Phil.
(TAPS ON GLASS)

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Yeah, I'm coming, Roz. Jesus. I know.

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Cake at 11.

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Finally! Ta-da!

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Mud cake! Well done, George.
Great work, Georgie!

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I'll plate up.
ROZ: Alright.

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Very exciting news.

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We have been nominated
for a Local Business Award.

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Great stuff.

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I really want to win this one, guys.

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Roz is back on deck next month,
and an award

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would really help get
the stink of her suspension off us.

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We've bought a table
for the awards dinner.

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And, uh, partners are welcome.
As are famous fathers.

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I'm looking at you, Fisk. Wouldn't
that stick it up the competition?

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Supreme Court judge
on the Gruber table.

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Can I bring someone?
RAY: Yes. Bring your girlfriend.

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Or your boyfriend.
Which is it, George?

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Ray, you can't ask that.
RAY: Why not?

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You can. I'm pansexual.

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Good! Great!

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See? It's fine.
Mmm.

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Alright. You bring your dad.
And you can bring Pan.

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Let's win this one, guys.
Come on, Team Gruber!

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Team Gruber!
RAY: Yes!

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Team Gruber!
Hey, no, you two.

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Mmm. Sit down.

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Now, judging is done
by anonymous visit.

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It could be anyone at any time.

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And I want game faces on
24/7, please.

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Oh.
It's just jokes, Roz.

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I was having fun with mud cake.

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Thought you didn't like mud cake,
Helen.

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Well, it's still cake. I'll eat it.
I mean, God.

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Hey, is Roz
really not suspended anymore?

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GEORGE: Oh, I don't know.

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OK, Petro, go. Talk. What do you
need? What can I do for you?

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I believe I'm the illegitimate son
of Georgios Papadakis.

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The newsreader?
The beloved voice of the nation.

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Well, I'm sorry for your loss.

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A loss made all the more tragic
by the fact that I never met him.

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Did you not just say you're his son?

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I believe that I am.
Ah. OK.

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So, by any chance, would you be here

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to make a claim
on the Papadakis estate?

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This is not about the money.

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I just want to be acknowledged
as part of the family.

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Right. Do you have any proof
you're related?

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Paperwork? A birth certificate?

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I have this.

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This is a restraining order
that says you are not allowed

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within 50 metres of any member
of the Papadakis family.

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That's correct.
It's upsetting for them.

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I think because I remind them
so much of Papa Georgios.

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It says here it's because you
jumped into the grave at the funeral.

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Please. Untrue.

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They asked
that family members step forward

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and throw some dirt into the hole.

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You mean the grave.
Yes.

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But when I stepped forward,
Yiayia Papadakis,

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she screamed and pushed me,
like this, and I fell into the hole.

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Grave.
Yes.

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So you don't want money?

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No.

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Uh, well, I don't NOT want money.

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What makes you think you're related?

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(LAUGHS)

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Look at me.

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Now look at him.

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What do you see?

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The future
if I don't stay on top of my waxing.

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I can't believe
I never got to meet him.

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Have you met your father, Helen?

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Yes. Many times.

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Do you cherish that relationship?
Cherish?

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Oh...we text a lot.

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But do you tell him
that you love him and cherish him?

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I always send him a thumbs up
or sometimes clapping hands.

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Do you know, I think the best thing
to do in this case is a DNA test.

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(SIGHS)
OK?

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OK.
OK.

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I assume you will leave the room.

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That would definitely make me
more comfortable.

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What?

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Uh, is there a, uh, receptacle?

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No. We're not doing it now!

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And...and we're not gonna do it
from there! Jesus!

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The first thing I have to do
is contact the Papadakis family.

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Please...

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..tell them I love 'em.

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Yeah. I will send them a thumbs up.

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It's not the whole recipe,
'cause Mum won't tell me

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everything that's in the marinade.

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Georgios Papadakis!

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My mum's favourite newsreader!
(LAUGHS)

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Do you mind?
Oh, I would be honoured.

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Oh, this is outrageous.

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Hang on a sec.

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Didn't you die?
(CAMERA CLICKS)

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Raymond, do you have a minute?

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Make it quick, Roz.

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With my reinstatement pending,
what is the plan vis-a-vis Helen?

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Staying? Going? Thoughts?
RAY: Yeah.

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I am touching cloth here, Rozzie.
Put a pin in that.

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We'll talk about it later.

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(CLICKS MOUSE)
Are you ready for me, Roz?

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Helen! Good.

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Yep.
Come, come.

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I need to talk to you about
the judging criteria for the awards,

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specifically appearance.

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Oh, OK. Yep. Good. Sure.

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This one brown suit of yours
you're so attached to.

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No, it's not one suit. I've
got three of these, all the same.

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Good God, why?
It's just easier.

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Who can be bothered deciding
what to wear every morning?

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Why is it so baggy? Did you
use to be fuller-figured? Plus-size?

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Saying did I use to be fat?
No.

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I'm just wondering, Helen,
if you could, just for once,

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be a team player.

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Maybe you could jazz it up
or get it taken in.

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What about if I wore something loose
but more fashionable?

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Don't you dare turn up here
wearing a caftan, Helen.

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OK. And in your mind,
is a caftan the same as a muumuu?

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(CLICKS MOUSE)
OK.

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muumuu's a no-no. Got it.

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No muumuu.

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MAN: 10 more seconds, Judge.
Stay with it.

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Can you go the distance, J-dog?
I know you can.

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In three, two, a...

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..and one.

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Step down. Shake it off.
Good job, guys. Well done.

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Sorry, Viktor. I'm a bit early.

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Oh, Christ, Dad. Are you alright?
Yes, yes.

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All well. I just need to, um,
shower off and...towel down.

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It's just the after-shakes.
It's good. Means it's working.

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Right. Yeah. Ooh.
Same time next week, guys?

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Yes, lovely. Thanks, Blayden.
Yes. Perfect.

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You know, actually, I might pop
upstairs for a shower too, I think.

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Not together, Tip.
Oh, don't be silly.

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(BEEPING)

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Hey! Blayden Tork, T-O-R-K,
Torking Fitness.

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What's your FOC, Helen?
My what, sorry?

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Uh, FOC, fitness of choice.
What's your fitness of choice?

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Oh! Um, I walk my dog every day,
so...yeah.

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And for fitness?

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Um...

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..when I'm walking my dog,

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sometimes if I remember, I clench...

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..clench my bum, so, um...

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..so, yeah,
clench walking is my FOC, yeah.

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Mm-hm. How about a quick shake
on the Vibratron? Get your buzz on.

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Mmm.
Yeah.

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Can you feel the fat melting?
(VOICE VIBRATES) Um...

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Ooh. I can definitely
feel it wobbling.

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Um! Oh. Egg?

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Nah, man. I'm good, thanks.

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Blayden Blast protein powder.
Free sample.

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No.

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OK.

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How long before I'm, like,
thin or whatever?

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Keep going.
OK.

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(LOUD RATTLING)

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ANTHONY: Sorry, what?

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I said, I had a bit of a weird day!

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I think my job is under review.

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Uh, Tip. Tip.

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Sorry.

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What was that, Helen?
I think my job's under review.

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I don't know
if they're gonna keep me on.

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Well, I guess you'd better
make yourself indispensable.

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Mmm! Not a good time
to be unemployed, Helen.

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Yeah, I know that. Thanks, Viktor.

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Not for you. You're driving.

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Is there anything I can do?

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Yes.

241
00:10:37,326 --> 00:10:40,886
Could you please
come to the Business Awards night?

242
00:10:40,886 --> 00:10:43,886
My boss would love it if you sat
at our table. He would love it.

243
00:10:43,886 --> 00:10:45,726
Of course!
Oh, Helen, don't be silly.

244
00:10:45,726 --> 00:10:48,406
We'd love to.
Really?

245
00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:50,086
Thanks, Dad.

246
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,286
You know, I don't say it enough,
but I...I really...

247
00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:55,086
..I cherish you, Dad.

248
00:10:55,086 --> 00:10:56,926
What?
You what him?

249
00:10:56,926 --> 00:10:59,366
I cher...I cherish him.

250
00:10:59,366 --> 00:11:01,206
That's an odd thing to say.
Is it?

251
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:04,526
Do you need money?
No! I'm being warm and loving.

252
00:11:04,526 --> 00:11:06,006
Aren't I?

253
00:11:06,006 --> 00:11:08,486
It's just making everyone
feel uncomfortable.

254
00:11:10,846 --> 00:11:12,926
Let's eat.

255
00:11:14,246 --> 00:11:15,726
OK.

256
00:11:18,926 --> 00:11:22,526
I need something smart,
like maybe a nice shirt or...

257
00:11:22,526 --> 00:11:25,926
Oh, just help yourself.
What's mine is yours.

258
00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:28,686
OK. Ooh. OK.

259
00:11:28,686 --> 00:11:31,006
Did you find something to wear?

260
00:11:31,006 --> 00:11:32,726
I've got that exact same shirt.

261
00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,406
No, I did not. OK.

262
00:11:35,406 --> 00:11:37,166
These are some of my old work suits.

263
00:11:37,166 --> 00:11:38,766
So why don't you see
if one of those fits?

264
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:40,486
Thanks, May. Great.

265
00:11:40,486 --> 00:11:43,406
Ooh. Alright.

266
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,526
(DOOR OPENS)

267
00:11:51,686 --> 00:11:54,406
Webmaster! I've come jazzy.
What do you think?

268
00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:56,966
Nice badge.
Yeah. It's covering the airline logo.

269
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,046
I'm actually wearing my aunt's
old flight attendant uniform.

270
00:11:59,046 --> 00:12:01,326
Now, I've come up with a plan
about how we can get a DNA sample

271
00:12:01,326 --> 00:12:03,366
from Thomas Papadakis.

272
00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:04,446
Ooh! Me too.

273
00:12:04,446 --> 00:12:06,926
We tempt him
with a delicious glass of Scotch.

274
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:10,806
And then we sit back and laugh
as he leaves his DNA all over it.

275
00:12:10,806 --> 00:12:13,766
Yeah. I thought I could just ask him
to do a DNA test.

276
00:12:13,766 --> 00:12:15,926
(TAPPING ON GLASS)
Oh. There's the angry tapper.

277
00:12:15,926 --> 00:12:17,566
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

278
00:12:17,566 --> 00:12:19,846
Thank you.
Morning.

279
00:12:19,846 --> 00:12:22,446
Come and give me a hand, you two.
(DOOR CLOSES)

280
00:12:22,446 --> 00:12:25,046
ROZ: Now...from today,

281
00:12:25,046 --> 00:12:28,526
I want every potential mystery judge
to get a goodie bag.

282
00:12:28,526 --> 00:12:30,806
Ooh! Someone say goodie bags?
Hey, Ray.

283
00:12:30,806 --> 00:12:33,246
Let's have a look.
Good news for you.

284
00:12:33,246 --> 00:12:34,806
Guess who's coming
to the Business Awards.

285
00:12:34,806 --> 00:12:38,206
My dad.
Yes! Well done, Fisk.

286
00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:40,806
What have YOU come as, Fisk?
Is that a Rex Airlines uniform?

287
00:12:40,806 --> 00:12:43,366
I'm being a team player.
You're being a bit silly.

288
00:12:43,366 --> 00:12:46,206
Look. Squishy gavel.

289
00:12:46,206 --> 00:12:48,486
(GAVEL SQUEAKS)
Ooh! In the tum-tum.

290
00:12:52,726 --> 00:12:55,526
Mr Papadakis. Helen Tudor-Fisk.

291
00:12:55,526 --> 00:12:57,006
Thank you very much for coming in.

292
00:12:57,006 --> 00:13:00,926
I realise this is a difficult time
and I am sorry for your loss.

293
00:13:00,926 --> 00:13:02,246
Goodie bag?

294
00:13:02,246 --> 00:13:04,726
Can I just give you a DNA sample
and get out of here?

295
00:13:04,726 --> 00:13:07,806
That's what you want, right?
Wow. Yep. That was easy.

296
00:13:07,806 --> 00:13:10,486
Thing is, my client, Petro Andarakis,
he believes...

297
00:13:10,486 --> 00:13:13,366
Yeah, yeah.
I know what that nutjob believes.

298
00:13:13,366 --> 00:13:15,486
What do you need? Hair? Pubes?

299
00:13:15,486 --> 00:13:17,966
What?
No. I really don't need pubes.

300
00:13:17,966 --> 00:13:21,846
Not sure why everyone thinks DNA has
to come from your pants. It doesn't.

301
00:13:21,846 --> 00:13:25,766
All I need is a couple of these
swabs, run that round your mouth

302
00:13:25,766 --> 00:13:27,726
and then pop it back into the tube.

303
00:13:27,726 --> 00:13:29,846
(DOOR BANGS)
OK. And then...

304
00:13:29,846 --> 00:13:32,806
Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

305
00:13:32,806 --> 00:13:34,846
OK. Or I could pop it back in
for you.

306
00:13:34,846 --> 00:13:37,486
What's he doing here?
Oh, oh. Hey, hey, hey. No, no. Crap.

307
00:13:37,486 --> 00:13:39,606
You can't be here.
Yassou, brother!

308
00:13:39,606 --> 00:13:41,326
No.
Helen told me you might come in.

309
00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:43,166
And I know it's against the rules.
I'm not your brother.

310
00:13:43,166 --> 00:13:44,966
Seriously,
what's wrong with this guy?

311
00:13:44,966 --> 00:13:47,606
You need to leave, and you should
sit back down. We're not finished.

312
00:13:47,606 --> 00:13:49,806
I just need one more swab from you.
Get out of my way, Ms Tudor-Fisk.

313
00:13:49,806 --> 00:13:51,926
I've bloody had it with this guy.
I'm warning you, mate.

314
00:13:51,926 --> 00:13:54,606
Do you see?
We're like two peas in a pod.

315
00:13:54,606 --> 00:13:58,526
The fiery temper runs in the family.
I'm not related to you!

316
00:13:58,526 --> 00:14:00,366
When will you get that
in your thick skull?!

317
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,686
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Don't touch him. Don't grab him!

318
00:14:02,686 --> 00:14:04,406
Does this look like
50 metres to you?

319
00:14:04,406 --> 00:14:07,246
Take a photo of this.
I want evidence for the cops.

320
00:14:07,246 --> 00:14:10,206
Please, Helen, take a picture.
Hey, hey, George. Give me a hand.

321
00:14:10,206 --> 00:14:11,886
Sorry, Helen.
I'm not really a fighter.

322
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,406
No, Thomas.
No.

323
00:14:13,406 --> 00:14:14,526
Thomas!
No!

324
00:14:14,526 --> 00:14:16,126
Helen, I'm so sorry.
No.

325
00:14:16,126 --> 00:14:19,086
Brother, we need to talk! I want to
explain about the funeral debacle.

326
00:14:19,086 --> 00:14:21,766
Uh, please come back later,
when the real staff are here.

327
00:14:21,766 --> 00:14:24,406
We're just temp staff
who work at lunchtime.

328
00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:27,566
What was that?

329
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,326
Just covering us in case
that was the mystery shopper.

330
00:14:30,486 --> 00:14:32,166
(EXHALES)

331
00:14:32,166 --> 00:14:34,246
Welcome, sir.
May I offer you a goodie bag?

332
00:14:34,246 --> 00:14:37,966
Stand down, George. He's not
the mystery shopper. I guarantee it.

333
00:14:37,966 --> 00:14:39,566
Hey, Blayden.
BLAYDEN: Hey.

334
00:14:39,566 --> 00:14:44,286
You're stretching? Heels and glutes
into the floor. Push it down.

335
00:14:44,286 --> 00:14:46,966
BLAYDEN: Your dad said you needed
to bring in some new business.

336
00:14:46,966 --> 00:14:50,046
So I'm here to get my will done.
Oh. Good on Dad. OK.

337
00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:51,886
Well, it's a $500 flat fee...

338
00:14:51,886 --> 00:14:53,366
500 bucks?!
..for that, yep.

339
00:14:53,366 --> 00:14:54,846
Jesus! Are you serious?
Yeah.

340
00:14:54,846 --> 00:14:57,366
That's what one of
my signature Vibratrons cost.

341
00:14:57,366 --> 00:15:00,046
How can a piece of paper
be worth the same

342
00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:02,126
as a high-end piece
of wellness apparatus?

343
00:15:02,126 --> 00:15:04,686
Uh, it's fairly standard.
(GROANS)

344
00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:07,046
In fact, it's pretty cheap.
Yeah. All good. (GROANS)

345
00:15:07,046 --> 00:15:09,086
Sorry. I think I just need a snack.

346
00:15:09,086 --> 00:15:10,966
I worked out pretty hard today.
Mm-hm.

347
00:15:10,966 --> 00:15:13,566
You don't have a can of tuna on you?
Uh, no.

348
00:15:13,566 --> 00:15:15,486
I don't usually carry a...
Salmon.

349
00:15:15,486 --> 00:15:17,486
No.
Some almonds? A protein ball?

350
00:15:17,486 --> 00:15:19,366
I might...I might have a lozenge.
Would that be...?

351
00:15:19,366 --> 00:15:22,126
A protein lozenge?
No, I don't think that's a thing.

352
00:15:22,126 --> 00:15:24,246
Uh...oh! Ooh, ooh! Hey.

353
00:15:24,246 --> 00:15:25,726
Hey!
Look what I've got.

354
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:28,246
Blayden Blast. There you go.
Blayden Blast. Hey.

355
00:15:32,006 --> 00:15:33,566
Uh, uh, uh, mmm.

356
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:35,206
(SWISHES WATER)

357
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:37,246
Ugh!

358
00:15:37,246 --> 00:15:40,006
That is the equivalent
of three skinless chicken breasts

359
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,486
and one egg white.

360
00:15:41,486 --> 00:15:43,966
Ooh. All the tasteless white bits.
(SNAPS FINGERS)

361
00:15:43,966 --> 00:15:45,086
Delicious.
Mm-hm.

362
00:15:45,086 --> 00:15:47,646
I always thought you put it
INTO the water.

363
00:15:50,846 --> 00:15:56,246
Alright. So the suit's been altered.
Now just got to add some jazz.

364
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,686
The awards are tonight, so...

365
00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:02,206
..I do still need to find something
to wear today.

366
00:16:02,206 --> 00:16:05,406
May! Have you seen my grey pants?

367
00:16:13,966 --> 00:16:15,806
Hey, Webmaster.
Hey, you look nice.

368
00:16:15,806 --> 00:16:17,686
Thank you.
Bit late, though, don't you reckon?

369
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,886
Oh, mate,
after yesterday, we're fucked.

370
00:16:19,886 --> 00:16:21,806
That's our new slogan, is it?

371
00:16:21,806 --> 00:16:24,366
"Welcome to Gruber & Associates.
We're fucked."

372
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,606
I mean, what if I'd been
the mystery judge?

373
00:16:27,606 --> 00:16:29,766
How did she even hear that?
Is she bionic?

374
00:16:29,766 --> 00:16:31,486
ROZ: Heard that!
Oh.

375
00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,966
Come on!

376
00:16:42,526 --> 00:16:44,366
Mmm.

377
00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:47,166
Alrighty, Phil, that's for you.

378
00:16:47,166 --> 00:16:48,686
Repaired it.
You'll never even notice.

379
00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:51,806
In case you do, just to show
no hard feelings, that's for you too.

380
00:16:51,806 --> 00:16:54,286
Now, while I'm dealing things out,
let's get you signing.

381
00:16:54,286 --> 00:16:57,486
Okey-doke. There we go.
That's a lot of paperwork!

382
00:16:57,486 --> 00:16:59,326
Well, you had
a lot of instructions, Phil.

383
00:16:59,326 --> 00:17:02,206
What's all this going to cost?
It must have taken hours!

384
00:17:02,206 --> 00:17:04,686
Told you, flat fee.
Do you mind if I read it?

385
00:17:04,686 --> 00:17:07,246
Yeah, be illegal if you didn't, but
do you mind if I stand up for a bit?

386
00:17:07,246 --> 00:17:12,006
'Cause...oi...I'm wearing old pants
and they are tight.

387
00:17:12,006 --> 00:17:14,366
Oh, did you include
the potato masher?

388
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,886
Check the index.

389
00:17:15,886 --> 00:17:18,646
I added one at the back, in case
you need to cross-check or reference.

390
00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,686
I'm just gonna...sit here.

391
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:23,006
Oh! How are YOUR pants, Phil?

392
00:17:23,006 --> 00:17:24,686
That's better.
Oh, I wear mine quite loose.

393
00:17:24,686 --> 00:17:27,286
I...I like sitting.
I...I like to be comfortable.

394
00:17:27,286 --> 00:17:30,926
Yep. I hear you. These used to
fit me, before the divorce.

395
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:33,766
Mmm?
Before I started eating my feelings.

396
00:17:33,766 --> 00:17:35,246
Hm.
You know how it is.

397
00:17:35,246 --> 00:17:36,406
Hm.

398
00:17:36,406 --> 00:17:37,806
(SIGHS)

399
00:17:39,646 --> 00:17:41,766
Ooh! My hibachi's here.

400
00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:44,286
Delivery for Fisk. Your name?
Ray.

401
00:17:44,286 --> 00:17:47,046
Ray Gruber.

402
00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:49,086
(DOOR BANGS)

403
00:17:49,086 --> 00:17:53,006
"Services rendered"?
What's that about?

404
00:17:53,006 --> 00:17:55,046
(MACHINE VIBRATES)

405
00:17:56,926 --> 00:18:00,006
Nah, I don't like it.
It's rattling my skeleton.

406
00:18:00,006 --> 00:18:02,246
Here, let me have a go.
You bringing anyone to the awards?

407
00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:05,126
Yeah. My grandma.
She loves to dress up.

408
00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:07,006
You wait till you see
what I'M wearing.

409
00:18:07,006 --> 00:18:11,286
Oh, Roz, Roz! Come and have a go
on the Team Gruber Vibratron. Whoo!

410
00:18:11,286 --> 00:18:13,326
Yes, I heard about
your dodgy contra deal.

411
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,726
You do realise we can get fined
for that sort of thing,

412
00:18:15,726 --> 00:18:17,246
taking payments under the table?

413
00:18:17,246 --> 00:18:19,046
No, it's fine. It's worth 500 bucks.

414
00:18:19,046 --> 00:18:21,686
So I'm gonna pay for it
then gift it to the office.

415
00:18:21,686 --> 00:18:24,406
It does feel weird, but then you get
used to it and it's quite, like...

416
00:18:24,406 --> 00:18:26,126
(MAKES VIBRATING NOISE)

417
00:18:26,126 --> 00:18:28,606
What did I say?
What?

418
00:18:28,606 --> 00:18:30,926
I said best behaviour from everyone.

419
00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,406
I asked you to dress nicely

420
00:18:32,406 --> 00:18:34,486
and then you turn up in fancy dress
as an air hostess.

421
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:38,006
What about today? I look really nice!
Too little, too late.

422
00:18:38,006 --> 00:18:40,686
Apparently, there was a fistfight
in reception the other day?

423
00:18:40,686 --> 00:18:42,166
You don't know...who told you...

424
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:43,646
Oh!
That wasn't my fault.

425
00:18:43,646 --> 00:18:46,126
Fisticuffs! My God, Helen.

426
00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,606
And then there was
the salty language

427
00:18:47,606 --> 00:18:49,566
and the rolling around on the floor
in front of a client.

428
00:18:49,566 --> 00:18:51,326
Well, these pants are really tight.

429
00:18:51,326 --> 00:18:53,686
I said to Raymond from the start
you were not a good fit,

430
00:18:53,686 --> 00:18:55,566
and if we lose this award
because of you,

431
00:18:55,566 --> 00:18:57,046
I'm going to take
this stupid vibrator...

432
00:18:57,046 --> 00:18:58,766
Excuse me, Roz.
..and I'm going to stick it where...

433
00:18:58,766 --> 00:19:01,486
A courier dropped off
this big body bag thing for you.

434
00:19:01,486 --> 00:19:03,286
Thank you, George.

435
00:19:06,486 --> 00:19:09,006
It's not a vibrator.
It's a Vibratron.

436
00:19:09,006 --> 00:19:10,486
ROZ: I heard that.

437
00:19:58,846 --> 00:20:00,886
Hello, Dad.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

438
00:20:02,806 --> 00:20:04,286
Um, Helen?

439
00:20:05,966 --> 00:20:08,446
(LAUGHTER)

440
00:20:15,246 --> 00:20:17,406
MAN: Can I get a photo of you three?

441
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,326
Who's the old woman?
That's Dad's husband.

442
00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:24,126
That's Viktor.
No. The lady in the leopard print.

443
00:20:24,126 --> 00:20:26,286
Oh, that's George's grandmother.
Oh!

444
00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:29,126
So 'pansexual' doesn't mean
dating old people.

445
00:20:29,126 --> 00:20:31,246
No. Why would it mean... No!

446
00:20:31,246 --> 00:20:32,726
What?
Pan?

447
00:20:32,726 --> 00:20:35,006
Pandora? Wasn't she some old woman?

448
00:20:35,006 --> 00:20:36,566
Oh.
Oh, hello.

449
00:20:36,566 --> 00:20:38,406
Oh, what have YOU done, Roz?
(LAUGHS)

450
00:20:38,406 --> 00:20:40,046
This is magical!

451
00:20:40,046 --> 00:20:42,246
Absolutely wonderful.
Thank you.

452
00:20:42,246 --> 00:20:43,806
Well done.
Thank you very much.

453
00:20:43,806 --> 00:20:46,206
Ah, and I see you've come
in fancy dress again, Helen.

454
00:20:46,206 --> 00:20:47,846
No, this is my brown suit!

455
00:20:47,846 --> 00:20:50,486
I did what you said. I jazzed it up.
I had it altered.

456
00:20:50,486 --> 00:20:51,966
Look at me now.

457
00:20:51,966 --> 00:20:55,606
I don't recall saying turn your suit
into a mariachi band costume.

458
00:20:55,606 --> 00:20:57,846
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
Oh, it's starting. It's starting.

459
00:20:57,846 --> 00:20:59,766
You're sitting over there, Roz.
Where?

460
00:20:59,766 --> 00:21:02,046
You're not near me.

461
00:21:02,046 --> 00:21:03,406
That's my dad, Roz.

462
00:21:03,406 --> 00:21:04,806
Oh!
That's my dad.

463
00:21:04,806 --> 00:21:06,166
Justice Fisk!

464
00:21:07,966 --> 00:21:10,326
Justice Fisk,
what a delight to see you!

465
00:21:11,766 --> 00:21:12,846
Champagne?

466
00:21:12,846 --> 00:21:15,366
MAN: Please welcome your master
of ceremonies, Mr Glenn Ridge!

467
00:21:15,366 --> 00:21:17,006
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

468
00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:19,126
Thank you very much.
That's very kind of you.

469
00:21:21,166 --> 00:21:23,886
Uh, Mr Mayor, distinguished guests,

470
00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:26,646
ladies and gentlemen
and friends beyond the binary,

471
00:21:26,646 --> 00:21:28,606
I'm Glenn Ridge, and
it's certainly great to be with you

472
00:21:28,606 --> 00:21:31,686
as we're coming to you
from the elegant La Mirage ballroom.

473
00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:36,126
I think you'll agree... Yes.
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

474
00:21:36,126 --> 00:21:39,086
I think you'll agree it's one of
the most versatile function rooms

475
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in outer Melbourne.

476
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There's no doubt about that.

477
00:21:42,126 --> 00:21:45,526
But first the award
for the best wok-based takeaway.

478
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And the nominees are...

479
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..My, My, That's Good Stir-Fry...

480
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(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

481
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Congratulations to all the team
at Rock Your Locks Off hair studio.

482
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A very popular win,
especially with the, uh, seniors,

483
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and I do know that they do love the
Pension Tuesday $60 cut and colour.

484
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So well done, Antoinette.

485
00:22:06,806 --> 00:22:08,406
Now, moving on
to one of the big awards,

486
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which is
the Professional Services Award,

487
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and, uh, to present this award,
I'm going to hand it over

488
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to one of
our anonymous judging panel,

489
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a man who's going to become
anonymous no more.

490
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Ladies and gentlemen,
would you please welcome Phil Deacon?

491
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(APPLAUSE)

492
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Helen, look who it is!

493
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HELEN: I see it, George. Shoosh.

494
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That's it. We're out.

495
00:22:33,406 --> 00:22:35,286
It's the guy whose book you ripped,
remember?

496
00:22:35,286 --> 00:22:37,166
It might be. It might not be.
I haven't got my glasses.

497
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We can't tell from this distance.

498
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It is.
Just...just shoosh. Just shoosh.

499
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Myself and the other judges
have spent the past four weeks

500
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visiting the 28 businesses

501
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that nominated themselves
for this award.

502
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Helen.
Shh.

503
00:22:49,966 --> 00:22:53,126
Hang on, Dad. This is our category.
Y-y-yes. Of course.

504
00:22:53,126 --> 00:22:55,686
I might have to leave.
No, no, no. You can't go.

505
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'Cause if we lose,
they're gonna fire me.

506
00:22:57,566 --> 00:22:59,046
I need you here. I need you here.

507
00:22:59,046 --> 00:23:00,726
Alright. I'll stay a bit longer.
Just stay. OK.

508
00:23:00,726 --> 00:23:02,206
Thanks, Dad. Just sit down.

509
00:23:02,206 --> 00:23:04,446
Stop being weird.
Yes. Good idea.

510
00:23:04,446 --> 00:23:08,006
Uh, the winner of the
Professional Services Award is...

511
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Don't make a fuss, Hels, but
I think I'm having a heart attack.

512
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..Pike Probate Services.

513
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Oh, God. Jesus! No, no, Dad!
Dad, Dad, Dad!

514
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PHIL: And collecting the award...

515
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Oh, God!
..Alice Pike.

516
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Tony!
(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

517
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Helen!
Yep, yep. I'm here, Dad. Yep.

518
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I cherish you, Helen.
(SNIFFS) Oh. I cherish you too, Dad.

519
00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:32,726
Yeah, we all cherish you.
You are cherished, my love.

520
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I cherish you most of all.
It's not a competition, Viktor.

521
00:23:35,526 --> 00:23:37,566
You're over-cherishing him.

522
00:23:39,086 --> 00:23:41,166
(BELL DINGS)

523
00:23:45,126 --> 00:23:48,686
Oh, what a night!
It really was, wasn't it?

524
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All the stars were out last night.

525
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Fisk!
Morning.

526
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(GASPS) How's Dad?
Oh, better.

527
00:23:53,766 --> 00:23:56,046
Out of intensive care,
so that's good. Yep.

528
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Thoughts and prayers.
Thank you, Roz.

529
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That's very comforting.
Did we send a goodie bag, Roz?

530
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:01,486
Mm-hm.
Yeah, yeah.

531
00:24:01,486 --> 00:24:04,006
He loved the squishy gavel.
Got a photo.

532
00:24:04,006 --> 00:24:05,766
There we go.
Oh, that's funny.

533
00:24:05,766 --> 00:24:07,446
And the hat. Loving it.

534
00:24:07,446 --> 00:24:10,606
Hey, Roz, I thought about
what you said, and you're right.

535
00:24:10,606 --> 00:24:12,926
I don't think I'm a good fit here.

536
00:24:12,926 --> 00:24:15,846
I know how angry you guys must have
been losing to Alice Pike last night.

537
00:24:15,846 --> 00:24:18,366
Oh, not as angry as Alice Pike was
when she woke up this morning

538
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and saw the front cover
of The Copeland Advocate.

539
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Have a look at that.
HELEN: Ethical Business Person? What?

540
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I accepted on your behalf.

541
00:24:25,526 --> 00:24:27,046
Why?

542
00:24:27,046 --> 00:24:29,286
Because you weren't there.

543
00:24:29,286 --> 00:24:32,446
Your father had a heart attack,
remember?

544
00:24:32,446 --> 00:24:33,926
Why did I win it?

545
00:24:33,926 --> 00:24:37,486
Mystery judge Phil said you were a
rare fish in a world full of sharks.

546
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He said you didn't take advantage
of a potentially vulnerable client.

547
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He cited your attention to detail
and, if you can believe it,

548
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your unique ability
to relate to people.

549
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We did have a very good chat
about pants.

550
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Ta-da!
George! You got me a fruitcake!

551
00:24:52,126 --> 00:24:55,046
Yep. Old lady cake, just for you,
Helen. Congratulations.

552
00:24:55,046 --> 00:24:56,646
Oh, George,
I was really looking forward

553
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to that gorgeous mud cake.

554
00:24:58,126 --> 00:25:00,526
Are you kidding? That's not cake.
ROZ: No.

555
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Alright. Everybody out.
Celebration's over.

556
00:25:02,646 --> 00:25:05,486
OK. I'll take the cake,
but do I still have a job here?

557
00:25:05,486 --> 00:25:06,966
Well, you did
until you ruined my day.

558
00:25:06,966 --> 00:25:08,646
I was really looking forward
to the mud cake.

559
00:25:08,646 --> 00:25:11,406
(LAUGHS) OK, it's good jokes,
but do I still have...

560
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Get out, and take your
stupid block of raisins with you.

561
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OK.

562
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Straight to Facebook.
Oh, you did it yourself.

563
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HELEN: Would love to know
if I have a job or not.

564
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ROZ: You still have a job, Helen!

565
00:25:22,886 --> 00:25:25,646
HELEN: OK. Mm-hm.

566
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Here we go.

567
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I'm so excited.

568
00:25:31,006 --> 00:25:33,086
Fingers crossed, eh, Helen?
Yeah.

569
00:25:34,126 --> 00:25:35,806
Oh.

570
00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:37,846
Petro, I'm sorry.

571
00:25:37,846 --> 00:25:40,326
Georgios Papadakis
is not your father.

572
00:25:41,646 --> 00:25:43,246
Is he my half-father?

573
00:25:44,886 --> 00:25:46,366
That's not a thing.

574
00:25:46,366 --> 00:25:47,526
Cousin?
No.

575
00:25:47,526 --> 00:25:51,246
Petro, you're not related
to the Papadakis family at all.

576
00:25:51,246 --> 00:25:54,366
But I really love those guys.
Yeah, I know.

577
00:25:54,366 --> 00:25:58,166
And you can still love them.
Just do it from 50 metres away.

578
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Just do it from 150 metres away.

579
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OK?

580
00:26:06,366 --> 00:26:08,366
Do you want those?

581
00:26:08,366 --> 00:26:09,846
Mmm.

582
00:26:09,846 --> 00:26:11,446
I have a scrapbook.

583
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(MACHINE VIBRATES)

584
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(BEEPING)
Oh.

585
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Roz?

586
00:27:06,726 --> 00:27:09,446
Roz, I can't turn it off.
(BEEPING)

587
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(VIBRATION INTENSIFIES)

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Captions by Red Bee Media

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