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{\c&HFFFFFF&}ORGAN FANFARE PLAYS{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}APPLAUSE{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}INAUDIBLE SPEECH{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}He surrounded himself,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}no matter{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}where he went in the country,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}with people that would have{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}confidence in him{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}that he did no wrong.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And he did that all over{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the country, en masse.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And these were not children,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}these were not the vulnerable{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}people.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}These were people{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}at the head of society.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}These were... These were people{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}that ran institutions.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}They weren't silly people,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}these were supposed{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to be educated people.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And he groomed them{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}quite easily, seemingly.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}I personally think that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the charity work he was doing{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}was totally a cover{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}for everything he was doing,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}um, to give this image{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}of this wonderful man{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}that was raising all these{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}funds for charity,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}and I don't think it had anything{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to do with his religion at all.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Because you can't commit{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}a sin on one hand{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}and pray for forgiveness{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}on the other,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}because it doesn't make{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the sin go away.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}I feel very angry towards anybody{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}who enabled Jimmy Savile...{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}..to behave in the way he did,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}which was monstrous.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}I feel that the people who were{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}aware...{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}..of his behaviour...{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}..have to hang their heads in shame.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}There was no way anyone{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}was going to believe me.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}Um, obviously, being a child,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}you know,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}you don't have no dealings with{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}the authorities.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}You don't understand,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}obviously, how you understand{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}it as an adult.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}But nobody was going to believe me.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Last time we met,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}you said something about making{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}a promise to the Duchess.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Yeah, to honour her memory.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}And you seemed to suggest{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}that you sat with her dead body.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I did. A very happy time!{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}And then, it wasn't quite clear{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}when I played the recording back...{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Don't worry.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I've got a memory like an elephant.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}But it...{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}It sounded like you'd said...{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}..you'd "Never do that shit again".{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}What could you have meant?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}No idea, cos I never said it.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Your machine wants fettling.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}HE CLEARS HIS THROAT{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}DOORBELL RINGS{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Hello...?{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}You said to call round?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I did, didn't I?{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}So, here we are.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Yeah.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Right, well, I'm a bit, er,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}busy at the moment, but...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Well, come in for a minute.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I thought it was next week.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Er, right.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Right.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}QUIETLY:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Good heavens.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}What a pigsty!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}HE WHISPERS:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Well, he's not{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}here that much.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Is this how you leave all{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the places you stay?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Not that we ever know{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}where you stay.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}But to turn your mother's{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}home into a...squat...?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Quite right, Beryl.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}The Duchess might be gone,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}but I know she's still up there{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}looking down{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and she would expect the same{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}standard of behaviour{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}as when she was alive.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}I should think so.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}So, why did you want us round?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Er, I get letters every day.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}You know, people asking for help.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}You know, brain scanners,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}hostels for the homeless,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}day centres{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}for the mentally handicapped,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and it's all work I want to do,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}but I need help.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}What kind of help?{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Well,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}you know, admin, accounts -{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}all the stuff you're good{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}at and I'm not.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}You know, if you good people{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}help me organise my life,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}then I can spend more time{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}playing the Good Samaritan,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}which I know{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}is what the Duchess would want.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}..if it's for charity,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I suppose we can hardly say no.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}DOORBELL RINGS{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Your new specs, Mr Savile.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'm Susan.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}You rang and asked for them{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to be brought to your house?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Yes. Yes. I did, er...{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}By me especially, the manager said.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Indeed I did.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}So entranced was I, um...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}..by your charms{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}when you were in that room{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and shone that little{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}torch into my eyes.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}It's called an ophthalmoscope,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Mr Savile.{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Ophthalmoscope!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Right, I get a little shiver down{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}my spine just hearing you say that.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And call me Jimmy, Susan.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Erm, anyway...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I am all out of milk.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Um, could you nip to the corner{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}shop?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Just down the road on the right,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}then come back and fit the goggles.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh... Of course.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Good girl.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Er, I'll see you in a bit.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Autograph hunter.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Er, you don't have to{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}start straight away.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}That's good, because we can't.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}You'd be my little guardian angels.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I wouldn't go that far.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}But if we can help you help others,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Sav, then we will.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Right, great, that's it.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Beryl.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Aye.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Take care.{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Ta-ra.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}DOORBELL RINGS{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Well, not quite enough for{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}a tin bath for us both to bathe in,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}but it'll do for a brew.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Enter Jimmy Savile HQ.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Don't mind the mess,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the cleaners have let me down.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}The kitchen's the best.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Just through there.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}LOCK CLICKS{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}After your mother's death,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}far from stopping,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}the rumours grew...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}We're back on rumours again.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}..about your behaviour with girls.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}What are you doing? Stop!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}We're just doing what men and women{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}do. Are you a virgin?{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Get off!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}It's what I call SOS -{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}"same old shit".{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}You'll find the door's locked.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}The door's locked.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Let me out! I'll tell the police!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}No! Sit down!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Gossip.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Balloons full of hot air.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Prick 'em, and there's nowt there.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}SAVILE:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Which is why I was always{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}able to make 'em disappear.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}< Now...

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{\c&HFFFF&}That didn't happen.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}What?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Whatever you may have thought{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}just happened...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}..didn't happen.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Have you heard of Savile's Travels?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Course I have.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Right, well, as it happens,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I'm doing a recording of{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}one from Leeds today.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And I'd like you to do a little{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}interview with me,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and then you can go.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}DAVIES:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} But the rumours didn't{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}go away, did they?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}SAVILE:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Only in the minds of a few{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}nay-sayers and killjoys.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I was on an upward trajectory.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Yeah, becoming an increasingly{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}powerful figure{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}in broadcasting, which...which...{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Not powerful, not powerful.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Trusted and respected.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Nobody who mattered{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}believed them rumours.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Otherwise, why would the BBC have{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}offered me the show I did next?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}ON TAPE:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Here I am in the city of my{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}birth, talking to the lovely Susan.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Susan, tell me,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}what do you do for a job?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Trainee optometrist.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Really?{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Brains as well as beauty.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} I...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}I wouldn't say that.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And, tell me, what kind of hobbies,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}outside work,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}what do you enjoy doing?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}..I like baking cakes.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, one day, you'll make a lovely{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}wife for some lucky young man.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}TAPE STOPS{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}What's so brilliant is, you can hear{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}the girl's nervous,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}but with that avuncular manner,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}you soon win her trust.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}No-one doubts Jimmy's got a way{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}with young people.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Which brings us to the{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}purpose of this meeting.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Roger and I have been{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}developing a new show.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Where Top Of The Pops{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}was aimed at teens,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}kids will be the key to this.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Simple premise.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Basically, we ask the public to{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}write in{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}asking us to make a wish come true{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}for either themselves{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}or someone they know.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}It might be a boy wanting{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to fly a helicopter,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}or a girl wanting to sing a duet{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}with her favourite pop star...{\c}

172
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{\c&HFFFF&}A paraplegic wanting to scale{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Ben Nevis in a wheelchair?{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Exactly! Exactly! You've got it.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}So, our idea would be{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}to have the presenter sat{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}there in a special chair...{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Wave a magic wand?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Got it. So, when do I start?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, job's not{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}necessarily yours, Jimmy.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Do you mind me{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}asking who else is in the running?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Um,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Monty Modlyn.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, oh, dear old Monty!{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} And he's{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}very interested in the job{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}and he's already suggested{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}a super title, Monty'll Fix It.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Perfect,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}if it was being presented{\c}

185
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{\c&HFFFF&}by Field Marshall Viscount{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Montgomery of Alamein!{\c}

186
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{\c&HFF00&}Jimmy'll Fix It{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}does have quite a ring, too.{\c}

187
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{\c&HFFFF&}Still wrong!{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}What would you suggest?{\c}

188
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{\c&HFFFF&}Jim'll Fix It.{\c}

189
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{\c&HFFFF&}One syllable shorter, much catchier.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Jim'll Fix It. You're right.{\c}

191
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{\c&HFF00&}Jim sounds{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}like your favourite uncle.{\c}

192
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}You don't have any kids, do you?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I don't, because where there are{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}kids, there's usually a wife{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and where there's a wife,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}there's strife.{\c}

195
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{\c&HFF00&}But you do like children?{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Love 'em. Love 'em,{\c}

196
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{\c&HFFFF&}if I can give 'em a squeeze{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}and hand 'em back.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Don't forget, though, in my various{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}voluntary roles,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I've brought a great deal of{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}sunshine into the lives of children.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Indeed, indeed...{\c}

200
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{\c&HFF00&}Give us a minute, will you, Roger?{\c}

201
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{\c&HFF00&}Look, I've no doubt you're the best{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}man for the job, Jimmy.{\c}

202
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{\c&HFFFF&}I have no doubt either, King Billy.{\c}

203
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{\c&HFFFF&}Given that my success is the reason{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}your sitting in that chair,{\c}

204
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{\c&HFFFF&}why wouldn't you put me{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}in the Fix It chair?{\c}

205
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{\c&HFF00&}There's a matter{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}I need to raise first.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I'll save your blushes{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}by doing it for you.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}The matter of the young lady{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}who committed suicide.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Of course.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}There was an investigation.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And very impressed I was{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}by the diligence with which my{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}learned friend carried it out,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}even though I knew{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I would be exonerated.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}I do need an absolute{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}assurance from you{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}that you have no skeletons{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}hiding in the closet.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I swear on my mother's grave.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}KNOCK AT DOOR{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Come in.{\c}

218
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{\c&HFF00&}Anna...{\c}

219
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{\c&HFF00&}I just wanted to let you know...{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I've heard.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}You've given it to Savile.{\c}

221
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{\c&HFF00&}Look, I know you don't like him...{\c}

222
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}He's a rude, arrogant man.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}There are women in this{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}building{\c}

224
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}who make sure{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}they are never alone with him.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}None of them have told me that.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, come on!{\c}

227
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}You must have heard the rumours!{\c}

228
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{\c&HFF00&}About what?{\c}

229
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}His behaviour with teenage girls.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}I haven't heard any rumours.{\c}

231
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, Douglas Muggeridge{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}has heard them.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}And if Radio 1 has heard them,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}then why haven't you?{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Did Douglas investigate these{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}rumours?{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Yes.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}And, admittedly, nothing conclusive{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}was found...{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Well, there you are.{\c}

235
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}But what about the girl{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}who committed suicide?{\c}

236
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{\c&HFF00&}All investigated by the lawyer.{\c}

237
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}And you consider that to be{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the end of the matter?{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}He found no evidence to justify{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}the allegations.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}The investigation looked{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}right across the BBC,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}and he did say that such is the{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}labyrinthine nature of TV Centre{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}and the dressing room area{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}that it was inevitable some immoral{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}behaviour would occur.{\c}

243
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}And that's supposed to be an excuse?{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}That "immoral behaviour"{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}is ultimately{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}your responsibility, Bill.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Which is why I've taken steps{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to deal with it.{\c}

247
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{\c&HFF00&}Admission to TV Centre is now{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}strictly ticket only.{\c}

248
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{\c&HFF00&}There's now much greater vigilance{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to keep out under-16s.{\c}

249
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Does that include girls who climb{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}over walls{\c}

250
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}to get into the back of{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the building?{\c}

251
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}And the girls in the BBC Club plied{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}with drinks{\c}

252
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}by pop stars and staff{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}who we employ?{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Entrance to the BBC Club{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}has been tightened up.{\c}

254
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{\c&HFF00&}Anna, I'm doing my best,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}but I can't work miracles!{\c}

255
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{\c&HFF00&}And anyway, this show's going to be{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}centred on kids, not teens.{\c}

256
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{\c&HFF00&}They'll be working as a team,{\c}

257
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{\c&HFF00&}making sure they're{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}properly looked after.{\c}

258
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}You can't possibly believe this man{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}has any real empathy with children.{\c}

259
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{\c&HFF00&}All I know is, Jimmy Savile{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}is a brilliant talent,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}and we have to look after talent.{\c}

261
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}And all I know is that a man like{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}that{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}has no place working at the BBC.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}That's my decision, Anna, not yours.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF00&}Mr Cotton.{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Hello.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}DIRECTOR: 10, 9, 8, 7...{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Mr Cotton.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}..6, 5, 4, 3...{\c}

267
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}# If there's anything{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}that you want to do{\c}

268
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}# If you want to do anything cool{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim'll, Jim'll fix it{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim'll{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Jim'll fix it{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim'll, Jim'll... #{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Good evening, one and all,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and welcome to the very first{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}edition of Jim'll Fix It,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}a brand-new show where yours{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}truly makes dreams come true!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}It's a tough job,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}but someone's got to do it!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And, tonight, we have a young boy{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}who wants to swim with dolphins,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}and, last but not least,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}three teenage gals who{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}are desperate to meet the Osmonds.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}GIRLS SCREAM{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}SAVILE:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Suddenly, it all made sense.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Everything I'd done before{\c}

282
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{\c&HFFFF&}had been preparing me{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}for sitting on that throne{\c}

283
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{\c&HFFFF&}and seeing kiddies' faces light up{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}as I made their dreams come true.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}It wasn't my impression, when{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}I attended a recording aged nine,{\c}

285
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{\c&HFF00&}seeing all the production crew{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}urging kids to grin{\c}

286
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{\c&HFF00&}when they went up to sit with you.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}They didn't need any urging.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}And when you weren't on camera,{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}you just seemed sort of distant{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}and cold.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}It's called professionalism.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}I just felt like I was seeing{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}another side to you.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}You've not been listening,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}have you?{\c}

293
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{\c&HFFFF&}There's only one side to me,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}and he's talking to you now.{\c}

294
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{\c&HFFFF&}And he's thinking to himself,{\c}

295
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{\c&HFFFF&}"I hope I didn't misjudge{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Dr Wordsmith.{\c}

296
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{\c&HFFFF&}"I hope he's not like some{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}of his fellow scribes,{\c}

297
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{\c&HFFFF&}"always wanting{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to lift the toilet lid{\c}

298
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{\c&HFFFF&}"to see what's lurking in the pan."{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Because were that the case,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}I might tell him to sling his hook.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}I just want this book to paint{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}a rounded portrait.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Then let's have no more{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}talk of kiddies being urged to grin.{\c}

303
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{\c&HFFFF&}I brought joy into innocent lives,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}that's all.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}HORN HONKS OUTSIDE{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, minibus!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}BOY:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Yes!{\c}

307
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Hang on, hang on, come back!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}They're not going to go without you.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}You can't be a scruff{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}if you're going on the telly{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to meet Jimmy Savile.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Right.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Perfect. Go on.{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Bye!{\c}

312
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh! Kevin! Kevin, hang on! The tie!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Right, remember,{\c}

314
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{\c&HFFFFFF&}make sure you give this{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to a grown-up to give to Jimmy.{\c}

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{\c&HFF00&}Bye.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Bye.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}DOOR OPENS{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}Have fun!{\c}

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{\c&HFFFFFF&}APPLAUSE{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Now, all that remains{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}is for me to give you lovely boys{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}your Jim'll Fix It badge.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}But there's quite a few of you,{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}so I can't give you all one each.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Instead, I've had a ginormous one{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}made for all of you.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}So if you all stand up here now...{\c}

325
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{\c&HFFFF&}Now, you just steady that, young{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}men.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}And pass that ribbon down that way,{\c}

327
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{\c&HFFFF&}pass that round your shoulder.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}That's it, good lad.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Same, pass it round your shoulders.{\c}

329
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{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, there's another one there.{\c}

330
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{\c&HFFFF&}There we go, that's the one.{\c}

331
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{\c&HFFFF&}There... There it is.{\c}

332
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{\c&HFFFF&}So, that's all for tonight.{\c}

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{\c&HFFFF&}Don't forget to tune in{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to Jim'll Fix It{\c}

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00:18:26,300 --> 00:18:27,700
{\c&HFFFF&}same time next week,{\c}

335
00:18:27,700 --> 00:18:29,980
{\c&HFFFF&}where we make more dreams come true!{\c}

336
00:18:29,980 --> 00:18:31,380
{\c&HFFFFFF&}APPLAUSE{\c}

337
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:34,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Your letter is only{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the start of it{\c}

338
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:38,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# One letter,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and now you're a part of it{\c}

339
00:18:38,300 --> 00:18:39,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Now you've done it{\c}

340
00:18:39,580 --> 00:18:42,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim has fixed it for you... #{\c}

341
00:18:42,540 --> 00:18:45,180
{\c&HFFFF00&}Well done, everyone, great show.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Biscuits are there.{\c}

342
00:18:45,180 --> 00:18:46,860
{\c&HFFFF00&}Come on, do help yourself.{\c}

343
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:05,260
{\c&HFFFF&}Now, then, now, then, young man,{\c}

344
00:19:05,260 --> 00:19:08,260
{\c&HFFFF&}I believe this came from you.{\c}

345
00:19:08,260 --> 00:19:10,100
{\c&HFF00&}Yeah.{\c}

346
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,060
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, what a splendid surprise!{\c}

347
00:19:12,060 --> 00:19:14,220
{\c&HFFFF&}And I've got a surprise for you.{\c}

348
00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:18,980
{\c&HFFFF&}I know I gave a Jim'll Fix It{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}badge to the whole pack, but...{\c}

349
00:19:18,980 --> 00:19:22,060
{\c&HFFFF&}..what if I give you your very own?{\c}

350
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:24,780
{\c&HFF00&}Oh, yeah. Yeah, please.{\c}

351
00:19:24,780 --> 00:19:27,060
{\c&HFFFF&}Yeah, ah, well, you follow me.{\c}

352
00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:00,060
{\c&HFFFF&}Excited?{\c}

353
00:20:02,060 --> 00:20:04,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, if you want that badge,{\c}

354
00:20:04,180 --> 00:20:05,980
{\c&HFFFF&}I want you to do just...{\c}

355
00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:08,620
{\c&HFFFF&}I want you to do just one{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}more thing.{\c}

356
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:49,340
{\c&HFFFF&}Remember, it's our little secret.{\c}

357
00:20:49,340 --> 00:20:51,460
{\c&HFFFF&}You don't want to get your mum{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}all upset.{\c}

358
00:20:52,860 --> 00:20:56,300
{\c&HFF00&}Oh, there he is! We've been{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}looking for you, you little rascal!{\c}

359
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,980
{\c&HFFFF00&}Kevin! You had us{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}worried for a minute.{\c}

360
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:00,740
{\c&HFFFF&}Poor lad wandered off,{\c}

361
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,460
{\c&HFFFF&}got lost in the woods.{\c}

362
00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:06,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Luckily, Uncle Jim found him{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}before the big bad wolf.{\c}

363
00:21:06,180 --> 00:21:08,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}VACUUM WHIRS{\c}

364
00:21:11,220 --> 00:21:13,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Hi, how did it go?{\c}

365
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,580
{\c&HFF00&}Great.{\c}

366
00:21:14,580 --> 00:21:17,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, come on, sit down.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Tell me about it.{\c}

367
00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:19,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Did he like the tie?{\c}

368
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:21,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Course he liked the tie.{\c}

369
00:21:23,660 --> 00:21:25,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Look at that.{\c}

370
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, that's amazing!{\c}

371
00:21:30,460 --> 00:21:33,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}QUIET ORGAN MUSIC{\c}

372
00:21:45,580 --> 00:21:50,660
{\c&HFFFF&}Bless me, Father, it is{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}six months since my last confession.{\c}

373
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:53,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And what sins do you want to{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}confess?{\c}

374
00:21:54,900 --> 00:21:56,060
{\c&HFFFF&}Selfishness.{\c}

375
00:21:58,460 --> 00:22:01,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And what was the selfish act?{\c}

376
00:22:01,300 --> 00:22:05,820
{\c&HFFFF&}There's a caff in Ilkley,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}called the Tradesman's,{\c}

377
00:22:05,820 --> 00:22:10,780
{\c&HFFFF&}and the owner wouldn't{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}let me pay, and I, er...{\c}

378
00:22:12,300 --> 00:22:18,380
{\c&HFFFF&}I didn't try to, even though double{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}egg and chips is only a pound.{\c}

379
00:22:18,380 --> 00:22:20,020
{\c&HFFFF&}And I knew he was skint.{\c}

380
00:22:22,060 --> 00:22:24,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}So, er, why do you think you did it?{\c}

381
00:22:26,860 --> 00:22:28,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Er, childhood.{\c}

382
00:22:29,660 --> 00:22:32,260
{\c&HFFFF&}Parents struggled to put{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}food on the table.{\c}

383
00:22:33,740 --> 00:22:36,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}So, this fellow giving away{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}free egg and chips, do you th...{\c}

384
00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:40,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Do you think{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}he got pleasure out of it?{\c}

385
00:22:40,140 --> 00:22:41,900
{\c&HFFFF&}No question, Father.{\c}

386
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:45,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And you didn't like to take away{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}that pleasure?{\c}

387
00:22:45,140 --> 00:22:47,020
{\c&HFFFF&}I know myself how much pleasure{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I get{\c}

388
00:22:47,020 --> 00:22:49,220
{\c&HFFFF&}from doing things for other people.{\c}

389
00:22:51,460 --> 00:22:56,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}This is perhaps not{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}a...a great sin...{\c}

390
00:22:56,340 --> 00:22:58,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Anything else?{\c}

391
00:23:00,540 --> 00:23:02,820
{\c&HFFFF&}Not for myself, Father.{\c}

392
00:23:02,820 --> 00:23:03,860
{\c&HFFFF&}But, um...{\c}

393
00:23:07,180 --> 00:23:12,380
{\c&HFFFF&}I have a pal who struggles{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}with the sins of the flesh.{\c}

394
00:23:13,980 --> 00:23:15,740
{\c&HFFFF&}And he wanted some advice.{\c}

395
00:23:15,740 --> 00:23:17,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Is this friend a Catholic?{\c}

396
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:19,540
{\c&HFFFF&}He is.{\c}

397
00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:25,140
{\c&HFFFF&}I think he just wanted to get things{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}straight in his mind.{\c}

398
00:23:25,140 --> 00:23:26,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}What things, exactly?{\c}

399
00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:31,740
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, he's a single man,{\c}

400
00:23:31,740 --> 00:23:33,740
{\c&HFFFF&}but he sometimes gets tempted.{\c}

401
00:23:33,740 --> 00:23:35,860
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, so did St Paul.{\c}

402
00:23:38,180 --> 00:23:42,380
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Temptation isn't of itself{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}necessarily a sin.{\c}

403
00:23:42,380 --> 00:23:44,340
{\c&HFFFF&}But if he gives in to it?{\c}

404
00:23:45,980 --> 00:23:47,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}How?{\c}

405
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, um...{\c}

406
00:23:50,620 --> 00:23:53,340
{\c&HFFFF&}Forcing himself upon someone...{\c}

407
00:23:54,540 --> 00:23:56,180
{\c&HFFFF&}..a young person...{\c}

408
00:23:58,140 --> 00:23:59,940
{\c&HFFFF&}..a child, even?{\c}

409
00:24:06,180 --> 00:24:08,860
{\c&HFFFFFF&}That would be a mortal sin.{\c}

410
00:24:10,260 --> 00:24:13,540
{\c&HFFFF&}Supposing he did lots of good{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}things{\c}

411
00:24:13,540 --> 00:24:16,020
{\c&HFFFF&}to try and make up for it.{\c}

412
00:24:17,860 --> 00:24:21,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Would there still be a chance{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}he could go to heaven?{\c}

413
00:24:26,900 --> 00:24:28,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}The Catechism is clear.{\c}

414
00:24:30,300 --> 00:24:32,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Any sin can be forgiven...{\c}

415
00:24:34,780 --> 00:24:36,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..if he made a confession.{\c}

416
00:24:39,820 --> 00:24:41,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But...{\c}

417
00:24:42,580 --> 00:24:43,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..you{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} must...{\c}

418
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..urge him...{\c}

419
00:24:47,300 --> 00:24:50,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..if he has done anything{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}like you have described...{\c}

420
00:24:51,940 --> 00:24:54,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..to give himself up{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to the authorities.{\c}

421
00:25:02,860 --> 00:25:05,780
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, I'll make sure{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}he understands that, Father.{\c}

422
00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,620
{\c&HFF00&}Bloody priceless, eh, Sav!{\c}

423
00:25:26,380 --> 00:25:28,900
{\c&HFF00&}Dream-maker to the nation.{\c}

424
00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:31,060
{\c&HFF00&}King Jimmy.{\c}

425
00:25:32,220 --> 00:25:33,740
{\c&HFFFF&}I'd settle for "Sir".{\c}

426
00:25:33,740 --> 00:25:36,260
{\c&HFF00&}They wouldn't be able{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to touch you then, would they?{\c}

427
00:25:36,260 --> 00:25:39,300
{\c&HFF00&}I mean, I know you've got other{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}ways of killing stories,{\c}

428
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:42,020
{\c&HFF00&}but who'd put{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}a Knight Of The Realm in court?{\c}

429
00:25:42,020 --> 00:25:45,100
{\c&HFFFF&}It's not the only reason I want it.{\c}

430
00:25:45,100 --> 00:25:47,100
{\c&HFF00&}Power and the glory, too, eh?{\c}

431
00:25:47,100 --> 00:25:48,900
{\c&HFFFF&}Never thought I'd get this far.{\c}

432
00:25:48,900 --> 00:25:53,500
{\c&HFFFF&}So, why not see if I can get all{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the way to the fuckin' top?{\c}

433
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,380
{\c&HFF00&}Hmm, why not?{\c}

434
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:57,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# ..Now you're a part of it{\c}

435
00:25:57,780 --> 00:25:59,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Now you've done it{\c}

436
00:25:59,780 --> 00:26:01,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim has fixed it for you{\c}

437
00:26:01,940 --> 00:26:04,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you and you{\c}

438
00:26:04,620 --> 00:26:08,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# There must be something that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}you always want to do{\c}

439
00:26:08,700 --> 00:26:12,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# The one thing that you've always{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}wanted to{\c}

440
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:14,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Now you've done it{\c}

441
00:26:14,420 --> 00:26:16,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim has fixed it for you{\c}

442
00:26:16,660 --> 00:26:21,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you and you and you{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba... #{\c}

443
00:26:21,060 --> 00:26:22,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}SEAGULLS CRY{\c}

444
00:26:25,260 --> 00:26:28,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Good heavens, Jimmy Savile!{\c}

445
00:26:28,540 --> 00:26:30,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Ma'am, at your service!{\c}

446
00:26:30,300 --> 00:26:31,940
{\c&HFFFF&}I heard the Tories were in town.{\c}

447
00:26:31,940 --> 00:26:34,580
{\c&HFFFF&}I came to pay my humble respects.{\c}

448
00:26:34,580 --> 00:26:37,180
{\c&HFFFF&}May I?{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Indeed you may!{\c}

449
00:26:37,180 --> 00:26:38,940
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, goodness...{\c}

450
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:42,100
{\c&HFFFF&}I do believe I may have kissed{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the hand of a future Prime Minister.{\c}

451
00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:45,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, we hope so. I didn't know you{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}lived in Scarborough, Jimmy.{\c}

452
00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:48,420
{\c&HFFFF&}I have many homes,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}none closer to my heart.{\c}

453
00:26:48,420 --> 00:26:51,020
{\c&HFFFF&}Sea, sand,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}and ice cream par excellence{\c}

454
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:53,420
{\c&HFFFF&}as served by my very good friend,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the Mayor.{\c}

455
00:26:53,420 --> 00:26:55,780
{\c&HFF00&}You must try one!{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Oh, I shall!{\c}

456
00:26:55,780 --> 00:26:59,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But can I just say{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}how much I love Jim'll Fix It?{\c}

457
00:26:59,020 --> 00:27:01,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Denis and I are huge fans!{\c}

458
00:27:01,460 --> 00:27:03,860
{\c&HFFFF&}Flattery, madam,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}will get you everywhere!{\c}

459
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And I'm told you do an awful{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}lot for charity.{\c}

460
00:27:06,820 --> 00:27:08,700
{\c&HFFFF&}A call for help, I'm there.{\c}

461
00:27:08,700 --> 00:27:10,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, I wish you well in your work.{\c}

462
00:27:10,660 --> 00:27:12,180
{\c&HFFFF&}And I in yours.{\c}

463
00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,380
{\c&HFFFF&}But may I make a cheeky request?{\c}

464
00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:16,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, I like a cheeky request.{\c}

465
00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:19,260
{\c&HFFFF&}I sometimes get requests from{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}kiddies{\c}

466
00:27:19,260 --> 00:27:22,180
{\c&HFFFF&}wanting me to fix it for{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}them to meet the Prime Minister.{\c}

467
00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:24,020
{\c&HFFFF&}Do you think that might be possible?{\c}

468
00:27:24,020 --> 00:27:25,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Of course!{\c}

469
00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:28,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But you must first fix it for me{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to be PM!{\c}

470
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:30,740
{\c&HFFFF&}Then I shall work my magic powers!{\c}

471
00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, it was lovely to meet you!{\c}

472
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:53,820
{\c&HFF00&}The wind ripped all the roof off.{\c}

473
00:27:53,820 --> 00:27:56,380
{\c&HFF00&}The rain did the rest.{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Biblical.{\c}

474
00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:00,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}REPORTER:{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} Just coming{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}into Downing Street now,{\c}

475
00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:05,100
{\c&HFFFF00&}here comes the prime ministerial{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Rover, bearing now Mrs Thatcher.{\c}

476
00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:10,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I would just like to remember{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}some words of St Francis of Assisi{\c}

477
00:28:10,900 --> 00:28:15,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}which I think are really just{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}particularly apt at the moment.{\c}

478
00:28:15,620 --> 00:28:19,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Where there is discord,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}may we bring harmony.{\c}

479
00:28:19,260 --> 00:28:22,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Where there is error,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}may we bring truth.{\c}

480
00:28:22,420 --> 00:28:25,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Where there is doubt,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}may we bring faith.{\c}

481
00:28:25,500 --> 00:28:28,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And where there is despair,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}may we bring hope.{\c}

482
00:28:41,900 --> 00:28:44,020
{\c&HFF00&}We're all ready for you, Mr Savile.{\c}

483
00:28:44,020 --> 00:28:45,460
{\c&HFFFF&}Splendid, Jeeves.{\c}

484
00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:46,740
{\c&HFFFF&}Lead on!{\c}

485
00:29:20,420 --> 00:29:22,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}The Duke of Monmouth.{\c}

486
00:29:22,020 --> 00:29:25,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Secretary to Charles II{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and made a Knight of the Garter.{\c}

487
00:29:25,980 --> 00:29:27,820
{\c&HFFFF&}Well deserved, I'm sure.{\c}

488
00:29:27,820 --> 00:29:31,340
{\c&HFFFF&}They had proper hairstyles{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}in them days.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Yes.{\c}

489
00:29:31,340 --> 00:29:34,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}You've never been fond{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}of a short back and sides.{\c}

490
00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:36,580
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, this keep me ears warm.{\c}

491
00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:38,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Welcome to Chequers.{\c}

492
00:29:38,220 --> 00:29:39,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, and thank you for fixing it{\c}

493
00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:42,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}for me to become Prime Minister.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}As promised.{\c}

494
00:29:42,620 --> 00:29:44,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Normally, I'd do such a meeting{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}at Number Ten,{\c}

495
00:29:44,940 --> 00:29:47,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}but I thought{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}this would be convenient{\c}

496
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}since Stoke Mandeville{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}is only down the road.{\c}

497
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:51,900
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, this whole area{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}is like a second home to me,{\c}

498
00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:54,380
{\c&HFFFF&}and, of course,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}very handy for Broadmoor.{\c}

499
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:55,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, you are involved there as well?{\c}

500
00:29:55,980 --> 00:29:57,700
{\c&HFFFF&}Official entertainment officer.{\c}

501
00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:59,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}That's marvellous.{\c}

502
00:29:59,580 --> 00:30:02,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}So, the spinal injuries unit.{\c}

503
00:30:02,340 --> 00:30:04,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Er, yes, it's in ruins.{\c}

504
00:30:04,380 --> 00:30:06,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Yes, I'm aware.{\c}

505
00:30:06,060 --> 00:30:07,780
{\c&HFFFF&}They've asked me to head up a{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}campaign{\c}

506
00:30:07,780 --> 00:30:09,260
{\c&HFFFF&}to have it completely rebuilt.{\c}

507
00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:11,100
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, jolly good for you.{\c}

508
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:14,300
{\c&HFFFF&}The architects have given{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}an estimate of ten million.{\c}

509
00:30:14,300 --> 00:30:17,100
{\c&HFFFF&}I was hoping the Government{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}might chip in.{\c}

510
00:30:18,580 --> 00:30:21,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}You do realise{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the Labour Government{\c}

511
00:30:21,020 --> 00:30:24,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}left this country's finances{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in a terrible state.{\c}

512
00:30:24,340 --> 00:30:27,500
{\c&HFFFF&}I warned Mr Callaghan{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}that the pot'd be empty,{\c}

513
00:30:27,500 --> 00:30:28,900
{\c&HFFFF&}the way he was carrying on.{\c}

514
00:30:28,900 --> 00:30:31,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}He let himself be bullied{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}by the unions,{\c}

515
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}ran up a mountain of debt,{\c}

516
00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:36,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}strikes, rubbish on the streets...{\c}

517
00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:38,340
{\c&HFFFF&}A terrible mess. No question.{\c}

518
00:30:38,340 --> 00:30:41,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And I'm afraid some of the blame{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}rests with Mr Heath{\c}

519
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:44,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}when he capitulated to the miners.{\c}

520
00:30:44,140 --> 00:30:46,780
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, now,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}if you show a miner weakness,{\c}

521
00:30:46,780 --> 00:30:50,820
{\c&HFFFF&}he will have you for breakfast.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I should know, I was one.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Really?{\c}

522
00:30:50,820 --> 00:30:54,220
{\c&HFFFF&}Hearts of lions, but give 'em an{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}inch and they'll take a yard.{\c}

523
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:57,860
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I rather think you and I are cut{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}from the same cloth, Jimmy.{\c}

524
00:30:57,860 --> 00:30:59,980
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, er, humble origins.{\c}

525
00:30:59,980 --> 00:31:03,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Er, and we know money doesn't{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}grow on trees.{\c}

526
00:31:03,180 --> 00:31:08,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}So, I hope you'll understand why my{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}government can't help financially.{\c}

527
00:31:08,180 --> 00:31:12,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And I do think it's vital people{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}learn to help themselves.{\c}

528
00:31:12,340 --> 00:31:16,260
{\c&HFFFF&}Which is why I'm determined to raise{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}this money by hook or by crook.{\c}

529
00:31:16,260 --> 00:31:18,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Then I'll strike a bargain{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}with you, Jimmy.{\c}

530
00:31:18,620 --> 00:31:21,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}If you did somehow raise{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the funds for the building,{\c}

531
00:31:21,980 --> 00:31:25,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'll try and find the money{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to run it.{\c}

532
00:31:25,460 --> 00:31:28,220
{\c&HFFFF&}In that case, ma'am,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}we have another deal.{\c}

533
00:31:31,860 --> 00:31:34,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}LAUGHTER AND CHATTER{\c}

534
00:31:34,580 --> 00:31:36,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}INDISTINCT CHATTER{\c}

535
00:31:41,900 --> 00:31:45,700
{\c&HFFFF&}Good to see you. Hello. Good to see{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}you. How did you raise it?{\c}

536
00:31:45,700 --> 00:31:48,740
{\c&HFFFF00&}Oh, all sorts of ways, but mainly{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}a 24-hour sponsored...{\c}

537
00:31:54,420 --> 00:31:55,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}COINS RATTLE{\c}

538
00:31:58,420 --> 00:31:59,780
{\c&HFFFF&}Morning, sweetheart.{\c}

539
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:03,820
{\c&HFFFF&}Tell you what,{\c}

540
00:32:03,820 --> 00:32:06,420
{\c&HFFFF&}I'll see if we can get hold of one{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}of these T-shirts for you.{\c}

541
00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:08,460
{\c&HFFFF&}How about that?{\c}

542
00:32:17,900 --> 00:32:19,580
{\c&HFFFF&}Bit mardy, that one?{\c}

543
00:32:19,580 --> 00:32:21,500
{\c&HFF00&}In and out of here all the time.{\c}

544
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:23,340
{\c&HFF00&}Grandad got a bit...{\c}

545
00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:25,660
{\c&HFF00&}..over-familiar with her.{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Oh, oh...{\c}

546
00:32:29,540 --> 00:32:32,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}INAUDIBLE{\c}

547
00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:35,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}CHEERING AND APPLAUSE{\c}

548
00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,580
{\c&HFFFF&}Three of my favourite ladies!{\c}

549
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:39,420
{\c&HFFFF&}Jill, spondoolies rolling in?{\c}

550
00:32:39,420 --> 00:32:40,620
{\c&HFF00&}Yes.{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Bingo!{\c}

551
00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:42,380
{\c&HFFFF&}How are we doing, my hearties?{\c}

552
00:32:42,380 --> 00:32:45,340
{\c&HFF00&}Exhausted as ever,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}but it's wonderful.{\c}

553
00:32:45,340 --> 00:32:47,700
{\c&HFF00&}People just walk in,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}they give what they can.{\c}

554
00:32:47,700 --> 00:32:50,780
{\c&HFF00&}And they all say,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}please thank Jimmy for us.{\c}

555
00:32:50,780 --> 00:32:53,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Thank 'em from me. Make sure{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}they get a T-shirt each.{\c}

556
00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:55,140
{\c&HFF00&}We're all set, Jimmy.{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Good man.{\c}

557
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}PRIEST:{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} And help us to be{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}living witnesses to the Lord.{\c}

558
00:32:58,500 --> 00:33:00,620
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord hear us.{\c}

559
00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:02,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}ALL:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

560
00:33:02,660 --> 00:33:04,300
{\c&HFFFF00&}We pray for peace in the world.{\c}

561
00:33:04,300 --> 00:33:06,820
{\c&HFFFF00&}That men, women and children{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}may live together{\c}

562
00:33:06,820 --> 00:33:10,100
{\c&HFFFF00&}in peace and harmony{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}that God our Father intends.{\c}

563
00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,540
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord hear us.{\c}

564
00:33:11,540 --> 00:33:14,020
{\c&HFF00&}Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

565
00:33:14,020 --> 00:33:16,140
{\c&HFFFF00&}We pray for all in special need,{\c}

566
00:33:16,140 --> 00:33:18,540
{\c&HFFFF00&}the sick in mind or body{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and their carers,{\c}

567
00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,980
{\c&HFFFF00&}the lonely and those with{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}financial, work or family worries.{\c}

568
00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:23,380
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord hear us.{\c}

569
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:25,940
{\c&HFF00&}Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

570
00:33:25,940 --> 00:33:29,220
{\c&HFFFF00&}We pray for those who died{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and all who are bereaved,{\c}

571
00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:31,980
{\c&HFFFF00&}that the love of God may transform{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}the darkness of death{\c}

572
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:34,460
{\c&HFFFF00&}into the bright{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}promise of immortality.{\c}

573
00:33:34,460 --> 00:33:36,020
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord hear us.{\c}

574
00:33:36,020 --> 00:33:38,140
{\c&HFF00&}Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

575
00:33:38,140 --> 00:33:39,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}SERVICE CONTINUES IN CHAPEL{\c}

576
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:51,100
{\c&HFFFF&}Father asked me{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to do the collection plate...{\c}

577
00:33:59,020 --> 00:34:02,020
{\c&HFFFF00&}..Through your goodness,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}we have this bread to offer,{\c}

578
00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:06,100
{\c&HFFFF00&}which earth had given{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and human hands have made.{\c}

579
00:34:06,100 --> 00:34:09,220
{\c&HFFFF00&}It will become for us{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}the bread of life.{\c}

580
00:34:09,220 --> 00:34:12,020
{\c&HFF00&}Blessed be God for ever.{\c}

581
00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:15,700
{\c&HFFFF00&}By the mystery of this water{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and wine,{\c}

582
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:19,620
{\c&HFFFF00&}may we come to share{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}in the divinity of Christ,{\c}

583
00:34:19,620 --> 00:34:23,940
{\c&HFFFF00&}who humbled himself{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}to share in our humanity.{\c}

584
00:34:23,940 --> 00:34:27,460
{\c&HFFFF00&}Blessed are you,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord God of all creation.{\c}

585
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,340
{\c&HFFFF00&}Through your goodness,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}we have this wine to offer.{\c}

586
00:34:31,340 --> 00:34:34,740
{\c&HFFFF00&}Fruit of the vine{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and work of human hands,{\c}

587
00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:38,020
{\c&HFFFF00&}it will become our spiritual drink.{\c}

588
00:34:38,020 --> 00:34:40,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}ALL:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Blessed be God for ever.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}SAVILE:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Blessed be God for ever.{\c}

589
00:35:15,460 --> 00:35:18,660
{\c&HFF00&}I want to ask{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}you about the knighthood.{\c}

590
00:35:18,660 --> 00:35:21,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Never courted, never sought.{\c}

591
00:35:21,380 --> 00:35:24,060
{\c&HFF00&}Well, I find that hard to believe.{\c}

592
00:35:24,060 --> 00:35:28,580
{\c&HFFFF&}I, er,... I take it you're not{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}a religious man, Dr Wordsmith.{\c}{\c&HFF00&} No.{\c}

593
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:31,540
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, I think that's why we've{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}probably got{\c}

594
00:35:31,540 --> 00:35:33,820
{\c&HFFFF&}this "ulterior motive" problem.{\c}

595
00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:37,540
{\c&HFFFF&}Jesus said, "It's more blessed{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to give than to receive."{\c}

596
00:35:37,540 --> 00:35:39,900
{\c&HFFFF&}That's all I did.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Oh, come on, Jimmy, I've...{\c}

597
00:35:39,900 --> 00:35:42,740
{\c&HFF00&}I've been reading about this,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}been thinking about it!{\c}

598
00:35:42,740 --> 00:35:44,700
{\c&HFF00&}I mean, St Matthew said,{\c}

599
00:35:44,700 --> 00:35:48,780
{\c&HFF00&}"Give to the poor and you will have{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}treasure in heaven."{\c}

600
00:35:48,780 --> 00:35:51,980
{\c&HFF00&}Now, doesn't that imply that charity{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}is never purely selfless,{\c}

601
00:35:51,980 --> 00:35:54,780
{\c&HFF00&}that the giver will always get{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}something out of it?{\c}

602
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:57,140
{\c&HFFFF&}And you want that something{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to be sinister?{\c}

603
00:35:57,140 --> 00:36:00,580
{\c&HFF00&}Surely you can see why I'm pressing{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}the point...{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} As I said{\c}

604
00:36:00,580 --> 00:36:03,300
{\c&HFFFF&}to my good friend,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Pope John-Paul II...{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Yeah...{\c}

605
00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,940
{\c&HFFFF&}..those who bring sunshine{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}into the lives of others{\c}

606
00:36:05,940 --> 00:36:07,460
{\c&HFFFF&}can't keep it from their own.{\c}

607
00:36:07,460 --> 00:36:09,620
{\c&HFFFF&}And he said, "Spot on, Jimmy."{\c}

608
00:36:09,620 --> 00:36:12,700
{\c&HFFFF&}The more happy I made other people,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the happier I was.{\c}

609
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Sam...?{\c}

610
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:24,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Are you all right?{\c}

611
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}What's all this?{\c}

612
00:36:30,380 --> 00:36:32,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Your periods haven't started,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}have they?{\c}

613
00:36:32,540 --> 00:36:34,140
{\c&HFFFF&}Uh...{\c}

614
00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:35,420
{\c&HFFFF&}No.{\c}

615
00:36:36,940 --> 00:36:38,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Then why?{\c}

616
00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:41,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Sam, why?{\c}

617
00:36:43,540 --> 00:36:45,900
{\c&HFFFF&}To try and stop him...{\c}

618
00:36:45,900 --> 00:36:47,340
{\c&HFFFF&}..getting in.{\c}

619
00:36:49,420 --> 00:36:50,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh...{\c}

620
00:36:52,340 --> 00:36:53,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}You poor thing.{\c}

621
00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:02,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Look, whatever was{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}happening to you at home -{\c}

622
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:04,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}it can't happen here, can it?{\c}

623
00:37:05,900 --> 00:37:09,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}You're safe with us in hospital,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}aren't you? You couldn't be safer.{\c}

624
00:37:13,780 --> 00:37:16,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Sam, what is it, hmm?{\c}

625
00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:20,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Is there something else?{\c}

626
00:37:31,940 --> 00:37:34,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Come on, cheer up.{\c}

627
00:37:34,060 --> 00:37:36,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Give me those.{\c}

628
00:37:36,140 --> 00:37:39,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Why don't you go to the day room{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and see what's on telly?{\c}

629
00:37:39,780 --> 00:37:41,260
{\c&HFFFF&}Can't.{\c}

630
00:37:41,260 --> 00:37:43,020
{\c&HFFFF&}Got chapel.{\c}

631
00:37:43,020 --> 00:37:44,900
{\c&HFFFF&}The priest expects me.{\c}

632
00:37:44,900 --> 00:37:48,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, you go to chapel, then,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}stop worrying.{\c}

633
00:37:51,860 --> 00:37:54,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}PRIEST:{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} Lord,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}we pray for those who are hungry{\c}

634
00:37:54,260 --> 00:37:57,780
{\c&HFFFF00&}and for all those charities{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}who work to alleviate hunger{\c}

635
00:37:57,780 --> 00:38:00,780
{\c&HFFFF00&}and poverty, both here at home{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and across the world.{\c}

636
00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:02,340
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord hear us.{\c}

637
00:38:02,340 --> 00:38:04,700
{\c&HFF00&}Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

638
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,580
{\c&HFFFF00&}We pray for children{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and young people everywhere,{\c}

639
00:38:07,580 --> 00:38:11,020
{\c&HFFFF00&}especially those who are in care,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}or otherwise vulnerable.{\c}

640
00:38:12,220 --> 00:38:14,540
{\c&HFF00&}Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

641
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:17,700
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord, help us to be understanding{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}and forgiving{\c}

642
00:38:17,700 --> 00:38:19,660
{\c&HFFFF00&}of all those we encounter.{\c}

643
00:38:19,660 --> 00:38:21,380
{\c&HFFFF00&}Lord, hear us.{\c}

644
00:38:21,380 --> 00:38:23,260
{\c&HFF00&}Lord, graciously hear us.{\c}

645
00:38:51,740 --> 00:38:53,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}SHE RETCHES{\c}

646
00:38:56,540 --> 00:39:00,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}SHE SOBS{\c}

647
00:39:27,700 --> 00:39:31,860
{\c&HFFFFFF&}CHOIR SING: In The Bleak Midwinter{\c}

648
00:39:34,620 --> 00:39:39,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# ..Earth stood hard as iron{\c}

649
00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:44,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Water like a stone{\c}

650
00:39:44,820 --> 00:39:49,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Snow had fallen, snow on snow{\c}

651
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:54,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Snow on snow... #{\c}

652
00:39:55,500 --> 00:39:57,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}JIMMY SINGS TO HIMSELF{\c}

653
00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:11,620
{\c&HFF00&}Merry Christmas, Jimmy.{\c}

654
00:40:11,620 --> 00:40:12,900
{\c&HFFFF&}Same to you, Jeeves.{\c}

655
00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:15,900
{\c&HFFFF&}Pop those under the tree,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}if you'll be so kind.{\c}

656
00:40:15,900 --> 00:40:17,620
{\c&HFF00&}You'll find her in the kitchen.{\c}

657
00:40:21,140 --> 00:40:22,980
{\c&HFFFF&}Merry Christmas, one and all!{\c}

658
00:40:22,980 --> 00:40:25,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Jimmy, welcome. Merry Christmas.{\c}

659
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:29,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Now, I know you don't touch alcohol,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}so this is orange juice.{\c}

660
00:40:31,900 --> 00:40:33,020
{\c&HFFFF&}Good health, Ma'am.{\c}

661
00:40:33,020 --> 00:40:35,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Please don't "Ma'am" me, Jimmy.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'm not royalty.{\c}

662
00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:36,700
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, you are to me.{\c}

663
00:40:36,700 --> 00:40:39,260
{\c&HFFFF&}And I'm more than happy{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to provide some fun{\c}

664
00:40:39,260 --> 00:40:40,780
{\c&HFFFF&}at the court of Queen Maggie.{\c}

665
00:40:40,780 --> 00:40:42,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Flattery will get you everywhere.{\c}

666
00:40:42,940 --> 00:40:46,060
{\c&HFFFF&}Do you know what, I think that{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}every Maggie needs a Jimmy.{\c}

667
00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,860
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Quite right.{\c}

668
00:40:47,860 --> 00:40:51,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}This is Robert Armstrong,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}my Cabinet Secretary.{\c}

669
00:40:51,700 --> 00:40:54,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}He's the man in my life{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}who makes everything possible.{\c}

670
00:40:54,620 --> 00:40:57,180
{\c&HFFFF00&}Or impossible, if I think{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}she's doing the wrong thing.{\c}

671
00:40:57,180 --> 00:40:59,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}JIMMY CHUCKLES{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, season's greetings, good sir.{\c}

672
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:03,220
{\c&HFFFF00&}And to you.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Robert's only popped in{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}for a sherry.{\c}

673
00:41:03,220 --> 00:41:05,500
{\c&HFFFF00&}Heading off to see{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}my family shortly.{\c}

674
00:41:05,500 --> 00:41:08,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Denis has taken the other guests{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}for a stroll.{\c}

675
00:41:08,780 --> 00:41:11,100
{\c&HFFFF&}Er, may I ask who they are?{\c}

676
00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:14,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}My speechwriter, Ronnie Millar,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and three others.{\c}

677
00:41:14,420 --> 00:41:16,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}All bachelors like yourself, Jimmy.{\c}

678
00:41:16,420 --> 00:41:20,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I hate to think of you poor chaps{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}spending Christmas alone.{\c}

679
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:23,060
{\c&HFFFF&}Deeply touched.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Anyway,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}it gives us a chance to catch up.{\c}

680
00:41:23,060 --> 00:41:25,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}It's been such a busy year.{\c}

681
00:41:25,020 --> 00:41:26,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}What with the Pope's visit...{\c}

682
00:41:26,900 --> 00:41:30,780
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, yes. Well, I acted as{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}his native guide in Yorkshire.{\c}

683
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,380
{\c&HFFFFFF&}T'was a great morale booster.{\c}

684
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,260
{\c&HFFFF&}As was the Falklands.{\c}

685
00:41:35,260 --> 00:41:39,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}It wasn't a decision I took lightly,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}but it had to be done.{\c}

686
00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:42,540
{\c&HFFFF&}No question.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}And when people say to me,{\c}

687
00:41:42,540 --> 00:41:47,740
{\c&HFFFF&}"What about those 300 men{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}who died when we sank the Belgrano?"{\c}

688
00:41:47,740 --> 00:41:50,540
{\c&HFFFF&}I say, "Maggie had no choice."{\c}

689
00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:53,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Thank you.{\c}

690
00:41:53,340 --> 00:41:56,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But tell me about Stoke Mandeville.{\c}

691
00:41:56,260 --> 00:41:59,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'm hearing amazing things{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}about the appeal.{\c}

692
00:41:59,260 --> 00:42:00,700
{\c&HFFFF&}Amazing indeed.{\c}

693
00:42:00,700 --> 00:42:02,540
{\c&HFFFF&}Another half million and we're{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}there.{\c}

694
00:42:02,540 --> 00:42:04,460
{\c&HFFFF&}The building work{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}is already under way.{\c}

695
00:42:04,460 --> 00:42:06,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Extraordinary! Well...{\c}

696
00:42:08,540 --> 00:42:10,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..I'm going to find that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}half million for you.{\c}

697
00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:12,260
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, my word!{\c}

698
00:42:12,260 --> 00:42:15,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And, as promised,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the money to run it.{\c}

699
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:16,980
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, what a Christmas present.{\c}

700
00:42:16,980 --> 00:42:18,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And by the way,{\c}

701
00:42:18,140 --> 00:42:23,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'm sure your astonishing personal{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}contribution will be recognised.{\c}

702
00:42:23,180 --> 00:42:25,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh, I...I don't do it for the glory.{\c}

703
00:42:25,380 --> 00:42:28,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But it's exactly that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}selfless public service{\c}

704
00:42:28,820 --> 00:42:30,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}that our honours system is for.{\c}

705
00:42:30,780 --> 00:42:33,100
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Now, if you'll excuse me,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'd better find those men.{\c}

706
00:42:42,620 --> 00:42:45,140
{\c&HFFFF00&}Already got an OBE, haven't you?{\c}

707
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:46,820
{\c&HFFFF&}And proud of it.{\c}

708
00:42:51,220 --> 00:42:53,420
{\c&HFFFF&}OK, guys,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I'm sitting down here like this.{\c}

709
00:42:53,420 --> 00:42:55,140
{\c&HFFFF&}Oh-oh-oh-oh!{\c}

710
00:42:55,140 --> 00:42:58,820
{\c&HFF00&}..seven, six, five, four, three...{\c}

711
00:42:59,940 --> 00:43:03,060
{\c&HFFFF00&}Prime Minister's car is approaching.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Thank you very much.{\c}

712
00:43:03,060 --> 00:43:05,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}JIM'LL FIX IT THEME PLAYS{\c}

713
00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:08,620
{\c&HFFFF&}Keep all our fingers crossed,{\c}

714
00:43:08,620 --> 00:43:11,300
{\c&HFFFF&}we hope that the British public{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}respond as they have done.{\c}

715
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# One letter,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and now you're a part of it{\c}

716
00:43:14,500 --> 00:43:16,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Now you've done it{\c}

717
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:19,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim has fixed it for you{\c}

718
00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you, and you{\c}

719
00:43:21,660 --> 00:43:25,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# There must be something{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}that you always want to do{\c}

720
00:43:25,900 --> 00:43:29,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# The one thing that you always{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}wanted to{\c}

721
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:31,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Now you've done it{\c}

722
00:43:31,140 --> 00:43:33,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim has fixed it for you{\c}

723
00:43:33,260 --> 00:43:35,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you, and you{\c}

724
00:43:35,980 --> 00:43:38,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba... #{\c}

725
00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}JIMMY:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} It's a very special day{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}for us.{\c}

726
00:43:40,460 --> 00:43:43,620
{\c&HFFFF&}Finally, we're back up and running{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}again. Back on our feet.{\c}

727
00:43:43,620 --> 00:43:45,700
{\c&HFFFF00&}#{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} Ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba{\c}

728
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# Jim has fixed it for you{\c}

729
00:43:48,460 --> 00:43:52,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you, and you, and you... #{\c}

730
00:43:54,500 --> 00:43:57,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}When I think that it costs{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}£10 million,{\c}

731
00:43:57,220 --> 00:44:01,860
{\c&HFFFFFF&}how on earth do you raise{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}£10 million in three years?{\c}

732
00:44:01,860 --> 00:44:03,380
{\c&HFFFF&}It's easy.{\c}

733
00:44:03,380 --> 00:44:07,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}# And you, and you, and you. #{\c}

734
00:44:14,580 --> 00:44:16,380
{\c&HFF00&}Thank you.{\c}

735
00:44:16,380 --> 00:44:18,740
{\c&HFFFF&}You're late, Dr Wordsmith.{\c}

736
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:22,700
{\c&HFFFF&}I ordered tea and crumpet,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}but I've eaten it all now.{\c}

737
00:44:22,700 --> 00:44:24,540
{\c&HFF00&}Sorry, it was a...{\c}

738
00:44:24,540 --> 00:44:26,180
{\c&HFF00&}..domestic issue.{\c}

739
00:44:26,180 --> 00:44:28,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Trouble with her indoors?{\c}

740
00:44:29,620 --> 00:44:31,140
{\c&HFF00&}Rather not talk about it.{\c}

741
00:44:31,140 --> 00:44:32,580
{\c&HFFFF&}Yeah. I'll bet.{\c}

742
00:44:38,220 --> 00:44:42,820
{\c&HFFFF&}You'll not have, er, visited this{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}august establishment before?{\c}

743
00:44:42,820 --> 00:44:44,380
{\c&HFF00&}No.{\c}

744
00:44:44,380 --> 00:44:46,580
{\c&HFFFF&}Yeah.{\c}

745
00:44:46,580 --> 00:44:49,580
{\c&HFFFF&}They don't let any Tom, Dick{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}or Harry in here, you know.{\c}

746
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:53,620
{\c&HFFFF&}See that?{\c}

747
00:44:53,620 --> 00:44:56,780
{\c&HFFFF&}From the Pope,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Knight of St Columbus.{\c}

748
00:44:56,780 --> 00:44:58,300
{\c&HFFFF&}That's how I got in.{\c}

749
00:44:59,860 --> 00:45:05,740
{\c&HFFFF&}Previous members include{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Darwin, Dickens, Disraeli,{\c}

750
00:45:05,740 --> 00:45:08,980
{\c&HFFFF&}Duke of Wellington,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}who parked his arse in...{\c}

751
00:45:10,300 --> 00:45:11,820
{\c&HFFFF&}..in this very spot.{\c}

752
00:45:11,820 --> 00:45:15,060
{\c&HFFFF&}And I sometimes like to think{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}of the Duchess up there{\c}

753
00:45:15,060 --> 00:45:16,540
{\c&HFFFF&}looking down on me.{\c}

754
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:20,460
{\c&HFF00&}Thinking, "What an extraordinary{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}journey my little boy made."{\c}

755
00:45:20,460 --> 00:45:22,220
{\c&HFFFF&}Indeed.{\c}

756
00:45:23,300 --> 00:45:27,100
{\c&HFF00&}You were talking last time about{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}not seeking the knighthood.{\c}

757
00:45:28,060 --> 00:45:30,300
{\c&HFF00&}Which was perhaps just as well,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}because there was a time{\c}

758
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:32,460
{\c&HFF00&}when the possibility was{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}slipping by, wasn't there?{\c}

759
00:45:32,460 --> 00:45:34,140
{\c&HFFFF&}Please elaborate.{\c}

760
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:36,980
{\c&HFF00&}Well, you'd rebuilt{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Stoke Mandeville,{\c}

761
00:45:36,980 --> 00:45:39,340
{\c&HFF00&}you found extraordinary{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}national acclaim,{\c}

762
00:45:39,340 --> 00:45:42,660
{\c&HFF00&}but by the late '80s,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}there was still no letter{\c}

763
00:45:42,660 --> 00:45:46,020
{\c&HFF00&}from the Honours Committee,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}and your career was on the slide.{\c}

764
00:45:46,020 --> 00:45:47,980
{\c&HFFFF&}News to me, Dr Wordsmith.{\c}

765
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:52,020
{\c&HFFFF&}Please elaborate.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}I was hoping you'd do that.{\c}

766
00:45:52,020 --> 00:45:53,260
{\c&HFFFF&}I can't.{\c}

767
00:45:54,580 --> 00:45:55,980
{\c&HFFFF&}Because it wasn't.{\c}

768
00:46:01,460 --> 00:46:04,100
{\c&HFFFFFF&}TV:{\c}{\c&HFF00&} Tonight, I'm joined by{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}a showbiz legend,{\c}

769
00:46:04,100 --> 00:46:07,100
{\c&HFF00&}the man who's been spinning records{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}for over 25 years,{\c}

770
00:46:07,100 --> 00:46:08,460
{\c&HFF00&}Jimmy Savile.{\c}

771
00:46:08,460 --> 00:46:09,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}APPLAUSE{\c}

772
00:46:09,700 --> 00:46:11,900
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Jimmy, you have the title of{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}a swinging bachelor.{\c}

773
00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,420
{\c&HFFFFFF&}How would you react as{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}a Roman Catholic...{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Yes?{\c}

774
00:46:14,420 --> 00:46:16,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}..if one of your partners{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}became pregnant?{\c}

775
00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:18,780
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, I'd say, "Who was it?"{\c}

776
00:46:18,780 --> 00:46:20,060
{\c&HFFFFFF&}LAUGHTER{\c}

777
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:21,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Come judgment day,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}you're a Christian.{\c}

778
00:46:21,740 --> 00:46:24,220
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Don't you believe you've put God{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in somewhat of a dilemma?{\c}

779
00:46:24,220 --> 00:46:26,140
{\c&HFFFF&}Yes.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} There's Jimmy Savile,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the good man...{\c}

780
00:46:26,140 --> 00:46:28,980
{\c&HFFFF&}Eh?{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} ..that gives money to charity{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and helps young children,{\c}

781
00:46:28,980 --> 00:46:32,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and the Jimmy Savile who flies{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in the face of everything written{\c}

782
00:46:32,020 --> 00:46:34,100
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in the New Testament{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}about sexual promiscuity.{\c}

783
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,340
{\c&HFFFF&}Twats.{\c}

784
00:46:35,340 --> 00:46:37,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}ON TV:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} ..I didn't realise that.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, no, you've admitted it.{\c}

785
00:46:37,940 --> 00:46:39,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Stand up, anybody who was so good{\c}

786
00:46:39,300 --> 00:46:41,700
{\c&HFFFF&}that they will walk straight through{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the golden gates.{\c}

787
00:46:41,700 --> 00:46:44,380
{\c&HFFFF&}Me, when I stand in front of{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}the table and St Peter's there{\c}

788
00:46:44,380 --> 00:46:45,820
{\c&HFFFF&}and he says "You are not coming in",{\c}

789
00:46:45,820 --> 00:46:48,580
{\c&HFFFF&}I'll say, "Well, why not?" and{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}He'll say, "Cos you're a villain",{\c}

790
00:46:48,580 --> 00:46:51,020
{\c&HFFFF&}and he'll show me the debit side,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}and I'll say, "Hang about,"{\c}

791
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:53,820
{\c&HFFFF&}and I'll show him the credit side{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}and say, "Does that mean anything?"{\c}

792
00:46:53,820 --> 00:46:56,660
{\c&HFFFF&}If he says "That means nothing,"{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I'll threaten to break his fingers.{\c}

793
00:46:56,660 --> 00:46:59,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Because, I mean, I don't know{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}anybody that's going to get...{\c}

794
00:46:59,180 --> 00:47:00,620
{\c&HFFFF&}Little fuckers.{\c}

795
00:47:00,620 --> 00:47:03,700
{\c&HFFFF00&}Even with your charity work, you{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}come across as a bit of an egotist.{\c}

796
00:47:03,700 --> 00:47:06,060
{\c&HFFFF00&}As if it's all about you,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}not the people you're helping.{\c}

797
00:47:06,060 --> 00:47:10,180
{\c&HFFFF&}I don't care how I come across,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}right?{\c}

798
00:47:10,180 --> 00:47:13,020
{\c&HFFFF&}All I care about{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}is helping those in need{\c}

799
00:47:13,020 --> 00:47:15,580
{\c&HFFFF&}and putting smiles{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}on people's faces.{\c}

800
00:47:15,580 --> 00:47:17,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}What about your personal standards?{\c}

801
00:47:17,300 --> 00:47:18,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}In one of your tabloid articles,{\c}

802
00:47:18,700 --> 00:47:20,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}you describe having sex{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in your passion wagon.{\c}

803
00:47:20,740 --> 00:47:23,380
{\c&HFFFFFF&}How do you reconcile that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}with your Roman Catholic faith?{\c}

804
00:47:25,180 --> 00:47:28,100
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, I thought this was going to be{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}a bit of fun, but never mind.{\c}

805
00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:31,540
{\c&HFFFF00&}Your attitude to sex seems strange.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Do you think sex is dirty?{\c}

806
00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:32,580
{\c&HFFFF&}No. Do you?{\c}

807
00:47:32,580 --> 00:47:34,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Twerp.{\c}

808
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:36,500
{\c&HFFFF&}20 years ago,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I would have knocked 'em about.{\c}

809
00:47:36,500 --> 00:47:38,460
{\c&HFFFF&}What've you got for me?{\c}

810
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:41,500
{\c&HFF00&}It's him.{\c}

811
00:47:41,500 --> 00:47:43,100
{\c&HFF00&}Robert Armstrong.{\c}

812
00:47:43,100 --> 00:47:44,500
{\c&HFF00&}Thatcher's Cabinet Secretary.{\c}

813
00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,740
{\c&HFF00&}It seems she's put you up{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}for a knighthood three times,{\c}

814
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:49,420
{\c&HFF00&}he's blocked it each time.{\c}

815
00:47:49,420 --> 00:47:50,460
{\c&HFFFF&}He's a cunt.{\c}

816
00:47:50,460 --> 00:47:52,140
{\c&HFFFF&}I knew he didn't like me,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}but he's...{\c}

817
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:53,660
{\c&HFFFF&}He's got an effing knighthood,{\c}

818
00:47:53,660 --> 00:47:54,980
{\c&HFFFF&}why can't I have one?{\c}

819
00:47:54,980 --> 00:47:57,660
{\c&HFF00&}No reason,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}but he's got Maggie's ear.{\c}

820
00:47:57,660 --> 00:47:59,620
{\c&HFF00&}Wants to save her embarrassment.{\c}

821
00:48:01,180 --> 00:48:02,260
{\c&HFFFF&}About what?{\c}

822
00:48:02,260 --> 00:48:05,580
{\c&HFF00&}Seems to be to do with stuff you've{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}said and written over the years.{\c}

823
00:48:06,820 --> 00:48:10,180
{\c&HFFFF&}What stuff?{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}About encounters with young women,{\c}

824
00:48:10,180 --> 00:48:12,300
{\c&HFF00&}of which you've claimed{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to have many.{\c}

825
00:48:12,300 --> 00:48:15,220
{\c&HFF00&}You once spoke of being feared{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}in every girls' school in Britain.{\c}

826
00:48:15,220 --> 00:48:17,420
{\c&HFFFF&}That was a fucking joke!{\c}

827
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,500
{\c&HFF00&}Well, Armstrong{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}didn't find it funny.{\c}

828
00:48:19,500 --> 00:48:22,580
{\c&HFFFF&}I've just published this.{\c}

829
00:48:22,580 --> 00:48:25,420
{\c&HFFFF&}Advice for young people{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}on how to avoid perverts.{\c}

830
00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,540
{\c&HFFFF&}I help children.{\c}

831
00:48:27,540 --> 00:48:29,460
{\c&HFFFF&}I want that knighthood.{\c}

832
00:48:29,460 --> 00:48:32,500
{\c&HFF00&}Well, Thatcher's the only way{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to that, Sav.{\c}

833
00:48:35,820 --> 00:48:37,740
{\c&HFF00&}Have you got anything for me?{\c}

834
00:48:39,180 --> 00:48:41,540
{\c&HFF00&}Wouldn't mind a bacon roll,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}as it happens.{\c}

835
00:48:43,420 --> 00:48:44,900
{\c&HFFFF&}Have the rest of that.{\c}

836
00:48:46,740 --> 00:48:49,580
{\c&HFFFF&}They put an extra rasher on,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}just for me.{\c}

837
00:48:58,940 --> 00:49:00,260
{\c&HFFFF&}Come in.{\c}

838
00:49:01,620 --> 00:49:03,340
{\c&HFF00&}Jim, didn't know you were here.{\c}

839
00:49:03,340 --> 00:49:05,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Only arrived last night.{\c}

840
00:49:05,180 --> 00:49:07,900
{\c&HFF00&}Well, thank goodness.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}I've been trying to find you.{\c}

841
00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,700
{\c&HFF00&}And so has someone else.{\c}

842
00:49:09,700 --> 00:49:11,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Greetings, Ma'am.{\c}

843
00:49:11,300 --> 00:49:13,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Jimmy, dear. How are you?{\c}

844
00:49:13,180 --> 00:49:16,940
{\c&HFFFF&}Fighting fit, Ma'am.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Good.{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Because I'm calling to ask for help.{\c}

845
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:21,140
{\c&HFFFF&}Anything at all,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I'm at your service.{\c}

846
00:49:21,140 --> 00:49:22,460
{\c&HFFFFFF&}It's Broadmoor.{\c}

847
00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:24,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}The place is in chaos.{\c}

848
00:49:24,140 --> 00:49:26,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Management have lost control.{\c}

849
00:49:26,180 --> 00:49:29,820
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'm told the Prison Officers' Union{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}are practically running the place,{\c}

850
00:49:29,820 --> 00:49:34,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and the patients think that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}every day is April Fools Day.{\c}

851
00:49:34,340 --> 00:49:36,180
{\c&HFFFF&}None of this is news to me.{\c}

852
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:39,300
{\c&HFFFF&}I've seen many things{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}as entertainments officer,{\c}

853
00:49:39,300 --> 00:49:40,740
{\c&HFFFF&}er, that concern me.{\c}

854
00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:44,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Well, that makes me even more sure{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}that we're doing the right thing.{\c}

855
00:49:44,580 --> 00:49:47,900
{\c&HFFFF&}And what's that?{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} The management{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and board have been suspended.{\c}

856
00:49:47,900 --> 00:49:51,940
{\c&HFFFFFF&}The Department of Health are{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}setting up a task force{\c}

857
00:49:51,940 --> 00:49:55,380
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and they feel sure that with that{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}can-do attitude{\c}

858
00:49:55,380 --> 00:50:00,300
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and Yorkshire common sense,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}you can help turn the place round.{\c}

859
00:50:00,300 --> 00:50:03,900
{\c&HFFFF&}It would be an honour{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}and a privilege.{\c}

860
00:50:03,900 --> 00:50:06,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Thank you so much, Jimmy.{\c}

861
00:50:06,180 --> 00:50:08,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I won't forget this.{\c}

862
00:50:10,020 --> 00:50:12,260
{\c&HFFFFFF&}ROBERT CLEARS HIS THROAT{\c}

863
00:50:12,260 --> 00:50:15,060
{\c&HFFFF00&}My advice remains the same,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}Prime Minister.{\c}

864
00:50:15,060 --> 00:50:18,340
{\c&HFFFF00&}Questions and rumours{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}about the man persist.{\c}

865
00:50:18,340 --> 00:50:20,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But you never explain what those{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}questions and rumours are.{\c}

866
00:50:20,980 --> 00:50:23,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Surely if there was anything{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in them,{\c}

867
00:50:23,740 --> 00:50:28,620
{\c&HFFFFFF&}the BBC, Stoke Mandeville{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and others would have taken action.{\c}

868
00:50:28,620 --> 00:50:32,580
{\c&HFFFF00&}Unless, like us, they've had more{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}pressing things to deal with.{\c}

869
00:50:34,780 --> 00:50:37,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}I'm getting{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}sick and tired of this, Robert.{\c}

870
00:50:38,660 --> 00:50:41,180
{\c&HFF00&}Earlier today,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Health Secretary Edwina Currie{\c}

871
00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:42,820
{\c&HFF00&}arrived at 10 Downing Street{\c}

872
00:50:42,820 --> 00:50:46,700
{\c&HFF00&}to discuss the situation at{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Broadmoor with Cabinet colleagues.{\c}

873
00:50:46,700 --> 00:50:50,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}JIMMY:{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} If anybody was{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}so basically unhappy here{\c}

874
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:52,980
{\c&HFFFF&}that they didn't like it,{\c}

875
00:50:52,980 --> 00:50:55,980
{\c&HFFFF&}then they should hand{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}their notice in and leave.{\c}

876
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:57,700
{\c&HFFFF&}The gloves are coming off.{\c}

877
00:50:57,700 --> 00:50:59,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}What do you mean?{\c}

878
00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:02,540
{\c&HFFFF&}I didn't get sent here by the{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}Prime Minister just to fuck about.{\c}

879
00:51:02,540 --> 00:51:05,580
{\c&HFFFFFF&}That's all you've ever done before{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}here.{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} What do you mean?{\c}

880
00:51:05,580 --> 00:51:08,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Inviting press in to photograph{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}you with t'Ripper and Ronnie Kray?{\c}

881
00:51:08,660 --> 00:51:13,340
{\c&HFFFF&}That's to show the public the work{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}we do here at Broadmoor.{\c}{\c&HFFFFFF&} Oh.{\c}

882
00:51:13,340 --> 00:51:15,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Not because{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}you're addicted to publicity{\c}

883
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,740
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and love nothing more than{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}blowing smoke up your own arse?{\c}

884
00:51:17,740 --> 00:51:20,620
{\c&HFFFF&}You see, that's the sort of attitude{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}that's got to change.{\c}

885
00:51:20,620 --> 00:51:24,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}And how are you going to do that,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Jimmy?{\c}{\c&HFFFF&} Dr Savile to you.{\c}

886
00:51:24,180 --> 00:51:25,700
{\c&HFFFFFF&}You're not a proper doctor.{\c}

887
00:51:25,700 --> 00:51:27,780
{\c&HFFFF&}I've completed{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}an initial assessment{\c}

888
00:51:27,780 --> 00:51:29,460
{\c&HFFFF&}and I've come to the conclusion{\c}

889
00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:32,540
{\c&HFFFF&}that you lot have been fiddling{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}your expenses,{\c}

890
00:51:32,540 --> 00:51:35,740
{\c&HFFFF&}letting relatives use accommodation{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}designated for staff only{\c}

891
00:51:35,740 --> 00:51:37,340
{\c&HFFFF&}and generally taking the piss.{\c}

892
00:51:37,340 --> 00:51:39,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Bollocks.{\c}

893
00:51:39,540 --> 00:51:43,140
{\c&HFFFFFF&}This place has been under-funded{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and under-staffed for years{\c}

894
00:51:43,140 --> 00:51:45,380
{\c&HFFFFFF&}and now they've put a lunatic{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}in charge.{\c}

895
00:51:46,660 --> 00:51:49,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Who, for reasons only known{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to himself,{\c}

896
00:51:49,020 --> 00:51:51,660
{\c&HFFFFFF&}seems to spends most of his time{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}hanging round the women's block.{\c}

897
00:51:51,660 --> 00:51:54,540
{\c&HFFFF&}You are an arsehole, pal.{\c}

898
00:51:54,540 --> 00:51:58,460
{\c&HFFFF&}But what you'll find is,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}I'm an even bigger one.{\c}

899
00:51:58,460 --> 00:52:03,020
{\c&HFFFF&}I was regularly in touch with Maggie{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}with progress reports.{\c}

900
00:52:03,020 --> 00:52:04,340
{\c&HFFFF&}She was delighted.{\c}

901
00:52:05,420 --> 00:52:07,900
{\c&HFF00&}Maybe she wasn't paying{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}proper attention, though.{\c}

902
00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:15,140
{\c&HFF00&}"Jim fixes it for 60 psychos{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to go free" - News Of The World.{\c}

903
00:52:15,140 --> 00:52:16,700
{\c&HFFFF&}Not true, and I sued 'em.{\c}

904
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:20,940
{\c&HFF00&}You once gave a press conference{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}where you said{\c}

905
00:52:20,940 --> 00:52:25,540
{\c&HFF00&}you wanted male and female patients{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}to mix so, and I quote...{\c}

906
00:52:25,540 --> 00:52:27,140
{\c&HFF00&}.."they can fall in love."{\c}

907
00:52:27,140 --> 00:52:30,220
{\c&HFF00&}Isn't that a pretty eccentric{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}approach to mental illness?{\c}

908
00:52:30,220 --> 00:52:32,820
{\c&HFFFF&}Pure common sense, Dr Wordsmith.{\c}

909
00:52:34,900 --> 00:52:37,980
{\c&HFF00&}You have some other{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}interesting views.{\c}

910
00:52:37,980 --> 00:52:41,020
{\c&HFF00&}You once said, of psychopaths,{\c}

911
00:52:41,020 --> 00:52:44,140
{\c&HFF00&}"There's no point asking them{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}what they did on that dark night{\c}

912
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:47,860
{\c&HFF00&}"because it wasn't them that did it,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}it was someone using their body."{\c}

913
00:52:47,860 --> 00:52:49,420
{\c&HFF00&}What on earth do you mean by that?{\c}

914
00:52:49,420 --> 00:52:52,380
{\c&HFFFF&}I sense the toilet lid being lifted.{\c}

915
00:52:52,380 --> 00:52:55,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Perhaps it's time I looked{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}under yours, Dr Wordsmith.{\c}

916
00:52:55,300 --> 00:52:56,740
{\c&HFF00&}What do you mean?{\c}

917
00:52:56,740 --> 00:52:59,140
{\c&HFFFF&}You're having trouble{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}with Mrs Wordsmith, aren't you?{\c}

918
00:53:01,020 --> 00:53:04,060
{\c&HFF00&}If you must know, I've split up{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}with my girlfriend, yes.{\c}

919
00:53:04,060 --> 00:53:06,100
{\c&HFF00&}Now, can we please move on?{\c}

920
00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:08,500
{\c&HFFFF&}I'm looking at a man in turmoil,{\c}

921
00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:10,820
{\c&HFFFF&}whereas you are looking at a man{\c}

922
00:53:10,820 --> 00:53:13,340
{\c&HFFFF&}who has always been at ease{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}with himself.{\c}

923
00:53:22,700 --> 00:53:26,060
{\c&HFF00&}All I did was put a hand{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}on some spotty youth's arse.{\c}

924
00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:29,260
{\c&HFF00&}The little twat goes home, tells{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}his dad I'd propositioned him.{\c}

925
00:53:29,260 --> 00:53:31,020
{\c&HFF00&}Dad takes the lad to the police.{\c}

926
00:53:31,020 --> 00:53:34,020
{\c&HFF00&}The next thing I know,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}the police are at the door.{\c}

927
00:53:34,020 --> 00:53:36,820
{\c&HFF00&}I...I don't know what else{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}might come out.{\c}

928
00:53:41,820 --> 00:53:45,660
{\c&HFF00&}If the cops are coming after me,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}they know we're close,{\c}

929
00:53:45,660 --> 00:53:46,980
{\c&HFF00&}they might come after you.{\c}

930
00:53:46,980 --> 00:53:49,340
{\c&HFFFF&}You won't say owt about me,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}will you?{\c}

931
00:53:49,340 --> 00:53:51,620
{\c&HFF00&}No, I...I wouldn't, Sav, I swear!{\c}

932
00:53:51,620 --> 00:53:56,020
{\c&HFF00&}But you're always saying{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}you've got friends in the police.{\c}

933
00:53:56,020 --> 00:53:59,500
{\c&HFF00&}I wondered, could you put in a word?{\c}

934
00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:00,740
{\c&HFFFF&}I can't, Peter.{\c}

935
00:54:00,740 --> 00:54:03,620
{\c&HFFFF&}I can't,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}it'll only make things worse.{\c}

936
00:54:03,620 --> 00:54:05,580
{\c&HFFFF&}You'd best be on your way, mate.{\c}

937
00:54:22,820 --> 00:54:23,940
{\c&HFFFF&}All right, Maureen?{\c}

938
00:54:23,940 --> 00:54:25,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Oh, hello, Jimmy.{\c}

939
00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,700
{\c&HFFFF&}All right, guys and girls, carry on.{\c}

940
00:54:27,700 --> 00:54:30,180
{\c&HFFFF&}Don't mind me. There you are.{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}Hey, Sav.{\c}

941
00:54:30,180 --> 00:54:32,820
{\c&HFFFF&}I saw you walking past the gaff{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}earlier. What are you doing here?{\c}

942
00:54:32,820 --> 00:54:35,340
{\c&HFF00&}Best cod and chips in town,{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}you once told us.{\c}

943
00:54:35,340 --> 00:54:36,900
{\c&HFF00&}We're about to order if you fancy...{\c}

944
00:54:36,900 --> 00:54:38,860
{\c&HFFFF&}No, I mean,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}what are you doing in Scarborough?{\c}

945
00:54:38,860 --> 00:54:40,420
{\c&HFFFF00&}We're house-hunting.{\c}

946
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:41,940
{\c&HFFFF&}Here? Why?{\c}

947
00:54:43,100 --> 00:54:45,060
{\c&HFFFF00&}Tell him, Charles.{\c}

948
00:54:45,060 --> 00:54:47,860
{\c&HFF00&}Well, we've, uh...{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}we've news for you, Sav.{\c}

949
00:54:47,860 --> 00:54:49,220
{\c&HFF00&}I'm retiring.{\c}

950
00:54:49,220 --> 00:54:51,220
{\c&HFFFF&}What do you mean?{\c}

951
00:54:51,220 --> 00:54:52,980
{\c&HFFFF00&}He's retiring.{\c}

952
00:54:52,980 --> 00:54:55,180
{\c&HFFFF00&}After years of hard graft,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}he deserves a rest{\c}

953
00:54:55,180 --> 00:54:58,140
{\c&HFFFF00&}and we've always fancied{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}living in Scarborough.{\c}

954
00:54:58,140 --> 00:55:00,300
{\c&HFFFF&}Fucking hell!{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} Hey, language!{\c}

955
00:55:02,020 --> 00:55:04,900
{\c&HFFFF&}I can't have you here. Who's going{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}to look after stuff for me in Leeds?{\c}

956
00:55:04,900 --> 00:55:06,420
{\c&HFF00&}We can still manage your life,{\c}

957
00:55:06,420 --> 00:55:08,540
{\c&HFF00&}organise your fundraising{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}in the north.{\c}

958
00:55:08,540 --> 00:55:10,020
{\c&HFFFF&}I don't want you in Scarborough!{\c}

959
00:55:10,020 --> 00:55:11,420
{\c&HFFFF00&}Why not?{\c}

960
00:55:11,420 --> 00:55:12,580
{\c&HFFFF&}Because I...{\c}

961
00:55:12,580 --> 00:55:14,020
{\c&HFFFF&}I come here to relax!{\c}

962
00:55:14,020 --> 00:55:18,020
{\c&HFFFF00&}Oh! I don't know{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}what you get up to here.{\c}

963
00:55:18,020 --> 00:55:20,020
{\c&HFFFF00&}Or in any of the other places{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}you spend your time,{\c}

964
00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:22,500
{\c&HFFFF00&}not to mention where you{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}park that van up.{\c}

965
00:55:22,500 --> 00:55:25,060
{\c&HFFFF00&}Why are you so concerned to keep{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}everything separate?{\c}

966
00:55:25,060 --> 00:55:29,140
{\c&HFF00&}Steady on, Beryl.{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} No, it needs{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}saying. Why all the secrecy?{\c}

967
00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,980
{\c&HFFFF00&}Anyway, like it or not,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}we're moving here.{\c}

968
00:55:33,980 --> 00:55:36,300
{\c&HFFFF00&}We've just put an offer in{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}on a lovely little place.{\c}

969
00:55:37,900 --> 00:55:40,220
{\c&HFFFF&}You see now, Charles,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}why I never got married.{\c}

970
00:55:45,260 --> 00:55:47,860
{\c&HFFFF&}Let me guess. You're knocking on the{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}door of middle age.{\c}

971
00:55:47,860 --> 00:55:49,540
{\c&HFFFF&}You've split up with Mrs Wordsmith,{\c}

972
00:55:49,540 --> 00:55:51,380
{\c&HFFFF&}you're living out of cardboard{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}boxes.{\c}

973
00:55:51,380 --> 00:55:53,860
{\c&HFF00&}This is really boring.{\c}

974
00:55:53,860 --> 00:55:55,940
{\c&HFF00&}I've told you{\c}
{\c&HFF00&}I'm going through a tough time,{\c}

975
00:55:55,940 --> 00:55:57,380
{\c&HFF00&}and that's all you need to know.{\c}

976
00:55:57,380 --> 00:55:59,460
{\c&HFFFF&}But you want to know everything{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}about my life.{\c}

977
00:55:59,460 --> 00:56:00,860
{\c&HFF00&}I thought that's what we agreed.{\c}

978
00:56:00,860 --> 00:56:02,940
{\c&HFFFF&}We agreed nothing, pal.{\c}

979
00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:05,020
{\c&HFFFF&}We said we'll see how it goes.{\c}

980
00:56:05,020 --> 00:56:07,700
{\c&HFFFF&}Well, it's over.{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}You can sling your hook.{\c}

981
00:56:08,700 --> 00:56:09,980
{\c&HFF00&}What do you mean?{\c}

982
00:56:09,980 --> 00:56:12,820
{\c&HFFFF&}To paraphrase what the Tories{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}said to Maggie{\c}

983
00:56:12,820 --> 00:56:15,500
{\c&HFFFF&}when her time was up,{\c}
{\c&HFFFF&}you can fuck off.{\c}

984
00:56:15,500 --> 00:56:16,780
{\c&HFFFF&}Now.{\c}

985
00:56:35,900 --> 00:56:37,820
{\c&HFF00&}Run from me, Jimmy.{\c}

986
00:56:43,180 --> 00:56:44,780
{\c&HFF00&}You won't be able to hide forever.{\c}

987
00:56:50,940 --> 00:56:55,340
{\c&HFFFFFF&}NEWSNIGHT THEME PLAYS{\c}

988
00:57:08,780 --> 00:57:11,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}A few moments ago,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Mrs Thatcher's government{\c}

989
00:57:11,020 --> 00:57:13,780
{\c&HFFFFFF&}won an overwhelming{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}vote of confidence in the Commons.{\c}

990
00:57:13,780 --> 00:57:16,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}But for the Prime Minister{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}of the last 11 years,{\c}

991
00:57:16,500 --> 00:57:18,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}it was a Pyrrhic victory.{\c}

992
00:57:18,540 --> 00:57:21,100
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Tonight, the key{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}to 10 Downing Street{\c}

993
00:57:21,100 --> 00:57:22,540
{\c&HFFFFFF&}lies in the hands of her party.{\c}

994
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:26,500
{\c&HFFFFFF&}She led them to victory three times,{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}then they turned on her.{\c}

995
00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,980
{\c&HFFFFFF&}THATCHER:{\c}{\c&HFFFF00&} Ladies and gentlemen,{\c}

996
00:57:28,980 --> 00:57:31,900
{\c&HFFFF00&}we're leaving Downing Street{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}for the last time,{\c}

997
00:57:31,900 --> 00:57:35,140
{\c&HFFFF00&}after 11 and a half{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}wonderful years.{\c}

998
00:57:35,140 --> 00:57:39,580
{\c&HFFFF00&}And we're very happy that{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}we leave the United Kingdom{\c}

999
00:57:39,580 --> 00:57:42,060
{\c&HFFFF00&}in a very, very, much better state{\c}

1000
00:57:42,060 --> 00:57:45,740
{\c&HFFFF00&}than when we came here{\c}
{\c&HFFFF00&}11 and a half years ago.{\c}

1001
00:57:45,740 --> 00:57:49,020
{\c&HFFFFFF&}REPORTER: But then the Iron Lady's{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}composure almost broke.{\c}

1002
00:57:49,020 --> 00:57:51,180
{\c&HFFFFFF&}Watch her face{\c}
{\c&HFFFFFF&}as she reaches her car.{\c}