[theme song playing]
- ♪ We're tiny ♪ - ♪ W e're toony ♪
♪ We're learning to be looney ♪
♪ And we'll be famous sooney At the college of our dreams ♪
♪ We got our admissions
♪ Important for tuitions ♪
♪ Fulfilling our ambitions With a faculty esteemed ♪
♪ At Acme Looniversity We'll earn our toon degree ♪
♪ The teaching staff's Been getting laughs ♪
♪ Since 1933 ♪
- ♪ We're classmates ♪ - ♪ And roommates ♪
♪ We paid The out-of-state rates ♪
♪ Let's grab the books and go Class is about to start ♪
♪ They're furry They're funny ♪
♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪
♪ Their comedy is funny ♪
♪ And their friendship's Guaranteed ♪
♪ Hamton is worried And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪
♪ And if you're lucky Plucky is the perfect... ♪
Frenemy!
♪ So here's where The greatest toons ♪
♪ All got their humble start ♪
♪ There's quite A lot of history ♪
♪ For teaching looney arts ♪
♪ We're tiny, we're toony We can't wait to be looney ♪
♪ Ring the bell Let's all come in And join the fun ♪
[bell rings]
♪ And now class has begun ♪
[car honking]
[drilling]
[all exclaim in astonishment]
[camera shutter flashing]
[inhales] Ah, yeah, that big city air.
[inhales deeply]
I love the smell of hot garbage in the morning.
[camera clicks]
Do you hear that?
It's the pulse of the city, and it's going "Plucky! Plucky! Plucky!"
Say cheese!
[camera shutter clicks]
[chuckles] Great shot.
This is the first time Babs and I have been to the big city.
I can't wait to capture everything. Smile.
[camera shutter clicks]
Ooh, my turn! Get my good side.
I mean, they're all technically my good side. [chuckles]
[gasps] Let me find some light that does my classic good looks justice.
Oh, there it is.
[dance music playing]
[dings]
- [Plucky groans] - [camera shutter clicks]
- [Sweetie chuckles] - We better hustle up.
I don't want to miss one minute of the Bugs Bunny retrospective.
Sold out!
The bus to Acme Loo won't be back
for four more hours and our plans just got ruined.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
Okay, I can handle this.
[barfs]
Never would have happened if I was in charge.
Oh, that's a fantastic name for my one duck show. [chuckles]
We're not wasting a beautiful day in the city.
Let this street bird show you around.
Are you sure it's safe?
[mockingly] Is it safe? Absolutely.
Tweet, tweet, beautiful.
Shut your beak, you flying garbage.
Hey, hey, easy, easy, was just saying a friendly, "Hello."
Ah, yeah? You say, "Hello," to your mother with that mouth?
Yeah.
Ha. [snaps fingers]
Heh, see, I know how to handle the city. Just got to look out for the creeps.
[mouse squeaking]
[camera shutter clicking]
[Elmyra] Yes, Yes. Brilliant.
Ooh! Give me cute.
Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, give me adorable.
Give me squee!
That's right, work it, work it.
[camera shutter clicking]
[cat meowing]
The camera loves you, baby.
Yes, yes.
Serve the children.
[kisses]
[phone ringing]
Elmyra Duff photography.
- We snap the cutest. - [man speaking indistinctly on phone]
Oh, hi there, Mr. Calendar Distributor Man.
[m an murmuring indistinctly on phone]
- What's that? - [man mumbles]
Customers want different cutie, wootie, little bubbly wubbly other than puppies and kittens?
I'm so sorry cutie wootties,
but you're not wootie cutie enough.
I gotta find cuter
- cutie wootties for my wootie cutie calendar. - [cat meowing]
- Bye, bye. - [cat meowing]
[vehicles honking and blaring]
New cutie wooties, I'm gonna find you.
[upbeat music playing]
[camera clicks]
Could someone take a picture of me with the city in the background?
Ahhh!
Heh, ah, you guys can get me later.
Ooh, a Bohemian street artist.
You know, I'm always looking for opportunities to be immortalized.
Today is your lucky day.
I'm giving you the opportunity to celebrate a future legend.
[dramatic music playing]
Pick a body.
Uh, that one.
Paint me like one of your French ducks.
[French accordion music playing]
Oh. Guess you can rush genius when you have the perfect subject.
[gasps in shock]
This looks nothing like me.
Wrong. Inaccurate. Lie.
Alright, Vincent van No, I'm not going anywhere
until you draw me, the way I deserve.
Breathtaking, powerful, and most importantly,
with facial features in the correct proportions.
Ooh, what are you in the mood for?
I'm Holding Out For a Gyro.
Butter Be Good To Me.
Do You Believe In Life After Latkes?
I'm curious what's happening at What's Fudge Got To Do With It?
You're missing out if we don't stop by Mo Honey Mo Problems, either.
[Babs] Meet you there.
I'm gonna see what's happening at the Hostile Taco-ver.
The tacos come in pairs.
Okay, so one order is two tacos and two orders is four tacos?
And three orders is six.
Are we done with math class?
Oh, my first angry city person.
- Can I take a picture of you? - No.
- [camera shutter clicks] - [Babs] Ah.
Sorry. I didn't think you'd say no.
Okay, I'll take two, sweet potato.
Two orders or two tacos?
Uh, yes.
Name for this order?
Babs Bunny.
Bunny photographer extraordinaire... And she's gone.
Oh, this is so nice.
[gasps]
A new sweetie patootie!
Ooh, did you take these?
So many snuggie wuggie pictures of your friendies.
Hmm, but none of you.
Hey, you're right.
It would be nice to have some pictures of me
during my first time in the big city.
Yes. Pictures of those cheeks.
Those eyes. Those fuzzy little ears!
Allow me to introduce myself.
Elmyra Duff. Photographer, independent female business owner,
and animal squeezer.
[gasps] You're a photographer too?
Yep. Which means I can take your picture.
Okay. Sounds fun.
Will it be quick?
Eh, you'll be back before your tacos are ready.
Babs. Babs Bunny! Your tacos!
Babs!
[gulps and sighs]
The city is so fun.
Turns out danger only lurks around every other corner.
Where's Babs?
She's been getting tacos for a long time.
[Sweetie strains]
And they're one of the fastest foods out there.
[all] Babs!
Here is the scenario.
You're the hare of Easttown.
You have a Pennsylvania accent.
You love cheesesteaks.
You have a hard relationship with your mother.
But I love my mom.
Of course. We're putting on a character here.
Oh, okay.
Better cut the nonsense in my small town.
- [Elmyra] Great, now twist to the right. - [camera shutter clicks]
- Now twist to the left. - [camera shutter clicks]
- Now under, over, yes, yes, brilliant. - [camera shutter clicking]
[Buster] Babs!
Babs!
Just when you think the city's not safe, it is,
and when you think it is safe, it's not!
It's the not knowing that's so hard.
[Bonita] Babs Bunny!
Your tacos are, you'll never guess, ready.
Those are my sister's tacos.
How long ago did she order them?
Ages! And she's backing me up!
- I can take 'em. - Uh-uh, Tweets.
I can only give them to whoever ordered them.
Look, it's one of the pics Babs took.
But where's Babs?
And where's Plucky?
[chuckles] But really...
[yells] Where's Babs?
You have been hand-selected by me for your ordinary opinions.
Don't hold back your thoughts.
We're looking for your honest takes.
Now, what descriptors come to mind when you see this?
Hmm, arrogant.
Selfish.
A real intellectual,
but in a toxic way.
Hey, dude, why did you ask us all here to insult you?
Wait, you can tell this is a drawing of me?
Uh, yeah, it's obvious.
Oh, no, This is what I look like. [cries softly]
I was told there'd be sandwiches.
Then I guess we've both been disappointed, madam!
[crying hysterically]
[melancholy music playing]
This would be much easier if we had a picture of Babs to show people.
But she's the one always taking pictures.
We'll never find her in this massive city.
[mouse squeaks]
Never say never.
Sweetie Bird, city expert is gonna find Babs.
There's still one more place we can check.
Get your pickles.
Get your pickles here.
Pickle Pete knows everything that goes on in Acme Acres.
Sweetie, where you been?
Hey! Hiya, Pete. I went to college.
Check out that big gherkin on campus over here.
[Sweetie] Aw, Pete.
[both] Ah!
[tires screech]
Hey, Carmela. The ush?
You know it, Pete.
Mmm, pickles, love eating 'em, hate being in 'em.
[laughs and snorts]
You ain't gonna find a better bread and butter in this town.
We're looking for somebody, Pete.
I bet I've seen 'em.
Everybody comes by here to see old Pickle Pete.
It's my twin. She looks like me, except with bows in her hair.
Mmm. Not ringing any bells.
She's a pink bunny, real smiley, taking pictures of everything?
Yeah!
Oh, I took her and her friend to the costume shop.
You know, by the construction site on 43rd.
- Her friend? - Yeah, a little girl, real clingy.
Talks like a witch cursed her to sound like a baby.
I'll take you there. Hop in.
You want me to take Third Avenue or you want me to take the shortcut?
- [Buster and Sweetie] Shortcut. - I was going to say, whichever one is safer.
Don't worry, kid.
I'm the safest drivers south of 14th Street.
But we're north of 14th Street.
[chuckles] Buckle your seat belts.
[tires screeching]
[all screaming in backseat]
[car screeching and skidding]
[grunting]
[Carmela] Come on!
Let's go! Come on!
Let's move it! Move it! Move it!
We're here.
[chuckles nervously]
[camera shutter clicking]
Babsy-wabsy, time for a wardrobe change.
Well, it's been fun being on the other side of the camera,
but my tacos are probably getting cold,
and I'm sure my pals are wondering where I am. [chuckles nervously]
Oh, sure thing, cuddle bunny.
- Uh-oh. - Uh-oh?
What, uh-oh?
Oopsie, whoopsie.
I forgot to put in the memory card.
Let me see that.
But we took so many pictures.
So many pictures. It's so sad.
Without any pictures, there's no record you even exist.
- I exist. - I believe you, snuggle bunny.
Let me just take a couple more picture wictures.
It'll be fast, I promise.
Okay. One more, then I really have to go.
Yay. Now go stand in the sunflower and pretend you're fast asleep.
[camera shutter clicking]
[drilling]
I got a question, and I don't want any lip.
[chuckles] Good, because I've got a beak.
All right. Did you see a bunny go into the costume shop?
[chuckles] Yeah. She had ears on her you wouldn't believe.
[growls] That's my friend!
I just meant she probably likes listening to things like music and lectures.
Oh, jeez, it's like everything that comes out of my mouth Toons take the wrong way.
When was she here?
A little while ago, she was with this redhead
who squawks like a haunted doll.
Uh, they bought a whole bunch of costumes. I don't know.
A redhead?
[gasps]
I know where to go.
Huh, not even a thank you.
- [smacks] - Whoa!
Look for a redhead.
Top of the tater to you, Sweetie.
Hey, O'Malley, looking for a redhead and a bunny.
And might as well put in an order of tater tots while we're here.
Potato tots? 'Cause we're Irish?
I'll have you know that this is Acme Acres'
- finest Italian ristorante. - [teeth chattering]
O'Ryan, you seen a bunny?
Nil!
- [O'Malley] O'Doyle, you seen a bunny? - Nil.
O'Shea? O'Flannagan?
[O'Flannagan] Nil!
- O'Doyle? - [O'Doyle] Nil!
O'Mccarthy?
That's every redhead in Acme Acres.
Except for...
[all] Elmyra Duff!
Ha.
[Elmyra] Ooh, work it.
Work, work, work. We've almost got the perfect shot.
I promise.
[knocking at door]
Ooh, goody, solicitors.
Don't stop being cute for one second.
[sighs]
[Buster] Where's my sister?
Fork her over or prepare to catch these wings.
[gasps] Bunny has a brother.
And a birdy and a little piggy with a curly tail!
Ooh, hello April, July and December, baby.
Let us in.
Okay, I understand you want to see Babs.
But, you know, Babs is sad.
Why would she be sad?
Because you don't take no pictures of her.
So I got to take pictures of her.
Now that you mention it, we never took pictures of her.
She only ever took pictures of us.
Now I feel terrible.
It's okay, my little flippity flap.
Say, I got an idea.
Why don't you just come on in,
and I'll get a big old group picture of all you cuddly wuddlies together.
Well, Babs would want us to have a group pic.
Okay. Give me crumpet and scone cuteness.
- Aw, you're so cute. - [camera shutter clicking]
Everyone wants to hug you and squeeze you and serve you Yorkshire pudding.
Oops. Memory full.
I'll be right back, snoopy doopies.
Why are we in costumes?
[whispers] No idea.
Well, looks like we've been tricked into modeling
for cute animal calendars.
I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened to me.
I just wanted to be in a picture for once,
and now we're all here wearing petticoats.
Which I didn't know I could pull off.
Hmph.
I'm sorry, guys.
I promise. I'm making sure you are in all of our pictures from now on.
We're so used to you being behind the camera,
we never considered you might want your picture taken.
Well I do, but I can't imagine anyone wanting their picture taken this much.
Let's get out of here.
[whimpers] Elmyra's not going to be satisfied until she takes all the photos
she wants of cute animals. [inhales deeply]
[slurps]
But where are we gonna find an animal so focused on their own looks
that they want their picture taken all day?
Plucky, how'd you find us?
Hmm, easy. I went to the pickle guy,
the taxi driver, then the redheads.
Ooh!
A handsome ducky wucky?
Look at that cutie duck bill and those gorgeous eyes.
You are the most perfect creature I ever wanted to squeeze!
I mean, I've always said that.
Haven't I always said that?
[all] Yes!
Lights, camera, me!
I brought my wardrobe. [chuckles]
I could give you baby president or dinosaur therapist.
Ooh, is that too cute?
Too cute, is there such a thing?
[both laugh heartily]
Absolutely right.
[Hamton struggling and grunting]
Ow.
Babs, your tacos.
Whew, I can move on with my life.
Helen, order's up.
[crunching]
[smacks lips] Mmm.
We did it all today.
We saw the city, we were professional models,
and honestly, it's harder than it looks.
My only regret is that we didn't see the Bugs Bunny exhibit.
What's up, Docs?
Bugs! What are you doing here?
Got to make sure they did me justice in this retrospective.
So, uh, you coming to see my life's long works?
We couldn't get tickets.
Aw, that's too bad.
Well, guess you'll have to sneak into the back with me.
Consider yourselves my VITs.
Very important toons.
[all cheering]
[Plucky] Ugh.
Ugh.
The backlight is wrong.
Fill this area with some moody greens. Shoot me more from above.
No. No.
- No. - [growls]
Terrible. Horrible. Deplorable.
Ooh, I can't take it anymore!
[gulps]
[Plucky screams]
All right, everyone, one more picture.
I can hold the camera this time.
Ah, no need.
I can be in every photo from now on because I got a tripod.
Say "big city!"
- [camera shutter clicks] - [Plucky screams]
[Buster] Plucky!
[theme music playing]