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[theme music playing]

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<i>- ♪ We're tiny ♪
- ♪ We're toony ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're learning to be looney ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And we'll be famous sooney
At the college of our dreams ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We got our admissions ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Important for tuitions ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Fulfilling our ambitions
With our faculty esteemed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ At Acme Looniversity
We'll earn our toon degree ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The teaching staff's
Been getting laughs ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Since 1933 ♪</i>

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<i>- ♪ We're classmates ♪
- ♪ And roommates ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We paid
The out-of-state bills ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Let's grab the books and go
Class is about to start ♪</i>

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<i>♪ They're furry
They're funny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're Babs and Buster Bunny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Their comedy is funny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the friendship's
Guaranteed ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Hamton is worried
And Sweetie's a tough birdie ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you're lucky
Plucky is the perfect... ♪</i>

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Frenemy!

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<i>♪ So here's where
The greatest toons ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All got their humble start ♪</i>

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<i>♪ There's quite
A lot of history ♪</i>

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<i>♪ For teaching looney arts ♪</i>

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<i>♪ We're tiny, we're toony
We can't wait to be looney ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ring the bell
Let's all come in ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And join the fun ♪</i>

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[bell rings]

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<i>♪ And now class has begun ♪</i>

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Okay, everybody, we're about
to enter the Lowlands of Mirth.

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But don't let that lull you
into a false sense of security!

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Oh, no! It's the hideout
of the mist-shifting,
razor-faced toonicorn!

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[neighs]

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Plucky, are you joining the
<i>Warlocks and Friends</i> game?

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I can make room
for your avatar,

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but you'll be starting
with less shire points
than the rest of the Tarpers.

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[laughs]

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Role-playing?

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The only role-playing I do

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is on the stage.

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But I'd be happy to sit
and judge you.

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I can't believe
we're finally here.

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Everything hinges
on this next roll of the die.

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A deranged,
neutral shape-shifter
betrayed us in Doormore,

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and we must band together
since our companion advantages

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were stripped from us.

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I have no clue
what's happening right now,

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but I am loving
the group energy.

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And you look super cool
in chain mail.

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Yeah.
I mean, not everybody does.

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Don't y'all feel powerful,

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wearing costumes
in a coffee shop?

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- I do.
- Oh, yeah.

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Babs,
your turn to roll the die.

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[grunting]

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"Friar flies ahead."
Seven power steps?

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How is that
even a real sentence?

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[squeals]

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[in slow-motion] No!

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Grab the game pieces!

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[exclaiming]

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[grunts, whimpers]

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Whoa! Hamton, nice move.

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It was incredible.

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Wish I could watch it again.

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And post.

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You can, on my Blurkble page.

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Social media
is going to eat this up.

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It's okay.
I know where everyone was.

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Oh.

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Babs was in
the mountain hideout,

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Buster was in the hay arsenal,

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Hamton was here and I was here.

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[panting]

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Dean Granny, thanks for coming.

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The emergency's been avoided.

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I got all the game pieces.

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We're good.

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Yes. That thing you just said
is exactly why I came.

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Also, I wanted to give
Babs and Buster
the good news myself.

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Plucky's being transferred
to a satellite campus
on the South Pole?

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I came to tell you about
the 79th seasonally bi-annual,

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Twinominal Expo-Constravaganza

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Acme Loo is hosting this year.

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Twin Con is coming to Acme Loo!

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I knew
you two would be excited.

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I really am the best dean.

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Wow. Twin Con is the biggest
twin convention in the world.

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Made by twins, for twins,
celebrating twins.

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You must be old pros

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at this gathering
of duplicates.

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We've never been.

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It always happened
too far from Burrowville.

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I can't believe it's gonna be
right here on campus.

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You all are wonderful,

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but it's gonna be real exciting
to be around toons

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- who get what it's like...
- [both] To be a twin!

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[both squealing]

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Where'd Babs and Buster go?

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They left.

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I can stay and play with you.

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We can't play
with just two players.

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[sighs in relief] Good.

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'Cause this wig
was getting so itchy.

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No big deal.

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Whenever everyone's
done with their stuff,

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we'll just pick up exactly
where we left off.

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[laughs nervously]

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- [slams]
- Did you hear the news?

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The library is finally
stocking more books
about libraries?

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No! You've gone viral!

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[laughs excitedly]

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But I'm up to date
on all my shots.

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No, you've gone viral.

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Your Ham Dance
is the thing
everyone's watching.

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[electronic music playing]

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Four trillion views!

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I bet a million
came from Mother.

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But what about the rest?

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These are your new fans.

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They're the rocket fuel

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to launch you into
the stratosphere known as fame.

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I thought when I posted it
it would get five,
maybe 6,000 views.

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But you've tapped into
the fickle viewing patterns

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of the general public
and become a meme!

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[laughing maniacally]
This is lightning in a bottle.

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Lightning is menacing
and unpredictable.

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You just sit back
and be your charming,
virtually famous self

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and let me handle the rest.

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Aw, well, thanks, Plucky.

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Wait. What do you mean,
"handle the rest"?

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What "rest"?

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Hmm. Behind every famous toon

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is a wheeling,
dealing, high-status,

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impeccably dressed
power player

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who gets all the perks
but doesn't have to risk
anything personally.

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For you, Hamton,

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that toon is me.

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What if I don't want
to be famous?

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[screaming] Who doesn't
want to be famous?

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The adoration of fans,

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access to the top crust
of society

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and, most importantly...

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free products!

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[hesitating] Uh...
I don't know.

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[sighs in exasperation]

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Hamton,

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who's your favorite toon?

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My favorite hugger is Sweetie.

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Lil' Beeper makes
the best waffles.

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- My favorite
roller-coaster buddy is--
- Just pick one!

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Okay.

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It'll be Mother.

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And your mom is famous,
isn't she?

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She is.

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So then, I guess
it would kind of be neat
to be famous,

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like your mom.

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Yeah, another way
for Mother and I to connect.

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Yes.

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So let's be just like Mom.

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Okay!

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But could you please
not call her "Mom"?

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It's just too casual.

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I'll call her
"Tony Bag O'Donuts"
if you want me to, kid.

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Whatever it takes
to make this work.

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[wind gusting]

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So, Loo Bru very busy.

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- Yeah?
- Dizzy need table.

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[screams]

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I don't think so.

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These pieces
cannot be disturbed.

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Besides, my friends
are gonna be right back.

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We took a spit oath
to never bail

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when we make commitments
to one another.

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And if we're all single
when we're 30,

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we'll live in a commune
where marriage is unimportant.

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Table for paying customer.

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I am a paying customer.

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Okay?

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[gulps]

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[screaming] Brain freeze!

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Refill, please.

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On the double, Tornado.

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[giggling]

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Hello, fellow twins. I'm Babs.

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This is my twin, Buster.

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My sister is the organized,
super responsible one.

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And my brother here
is the laidback dreamer
of this dynamic duo.

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- [snickering]
- Oof.

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This your first Twin Con?

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Yeah! What gave it away?

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Our shiny new lanyards?

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Uh, no.

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If you were a hardcore twin,

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you would know.

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Good luck, newbies.

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You'll need it.

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[gasping]

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[Buster] Uh?

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- [Babs gasps]
- [Buster] Hmm.

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[murmuring]

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Bro, do you get the feeling
everyone is looking at us?

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I sure do, sis.

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[whispers] 'Cause they are.

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Uh, your West Coast tour
kicks off in three days,

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The Evolution of the Ham Dance.

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It's an exploration of the hog
behind the sensation.

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Ooh! This is so fun.

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I can't wait to see
everyone's smiling faces,

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and [sputters] give all my fans
a big old hug.

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Yeah. We'll be charging extra
for that.

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Okay. We've got
a 21-figure book deal.

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Oh, no!

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Where am I gonna find time
to do that?

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Don't worry.

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I put a ghost writer on it.

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[wails]

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Oh, they're here.

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Official Hamton sneakers?

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Whoo-hoo!

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I can't believe toons
will be putting their feet
in my face.

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[exclaiming]
Aren't endorsements beautiful?

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And the fans
made it all happen.

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And your raw, unbridled talent.

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You thinking what I'm thinking?

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[chuckles] Sure am.

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Hamton? Hamton J. Pig?

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Of the viral Ham Dance video?

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Everyone, it's Hamton!

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He's here. [laughing excitedly]

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[crowd clamoring]

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The "Test Your Twin" device?

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[both] One, two, three... Boat!

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Cool! We just think
of the same thing

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and then it appears?

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[scoffs] We can do that.

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We totally know
what the other one is thinking.

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[both] One, two, three...

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- Accountant.
- Popcorn.

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- Popcorn?
- Accountant?

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- [farts]
- [woman screaming]

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[both gasping]
What a monstrosity?

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[both gasping]

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Why have you created me?

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[screams]

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If you're gonna come
to Twin Con,

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understand the rules.

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You're not a real twin

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unless you read
each other's minds.

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Act alike, dress alike.

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Oh, yeah, sure.

252
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What twin rule book
are you reading?

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Okay.

254
00:11:49,959 --> 00:11:52,337
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?

255
00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:56,299
Why have you created me?

256
00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,550
Clearly not.

257
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:58,802
If we want to fit in here,

258
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,512
we need to stop
being individuals

259
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,347
and start being twins.

260
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:05,183
[upbeat music playing]

261
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:17,737
Great idea, Buster.

262
00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:21,533
I bet more twins do this
than we realize.

263
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,785
Yes, I... Oh, sorry. Ow!

264
00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,370
- [straining] This way.
- Sorry.

265
00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:27,038
I can't look at you.

266
00:12:27,038 --> 00:12:28,873
Yeah, I'll miss
seeing your face.

267
00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:31,042
But if this is what it takes
to be accepted...

268
00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:32,377
Ooh, a twin hammock!

269
00:12:39,718 --> 00:12:40,885
Ow!

270
00:12:41,428 --> 00:12:42,887
[Sweetie snoring]

271
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:47,350
- You fall sleep here?
- Huh?

272
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,185
The board!

273
00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,354
[mumbling]

274
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,109
Yes! Okay. It's all in place.

275
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:58,611
You can't sit here!

276
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,572
That's Babs's seat.
She needs it
to be the Knight of Rocks.

277
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:03,700
Buster sits here,
Hamton sits here
and Plucky sits here,

278
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,452
and judges us with his eyes.

279
00:13:08,079 --> 00:13:09,998
[retro music playing]

280
00:13:10,915 --> 00:13:12,917
[slurping loudly]

281
00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,879
Does H-Bomb need a boba reload?

282
00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,881
Don't get up.
I'll get you some more.

283
00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:23,470
[gasps] He touched my hand!

284
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:25,764
[squealing, crying]

285
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,224
Gosh, everyone
was nice to me before,

286
00:13:28,224 --> 00:13:32,729
but now that I'm super famous,
everyone is extra nice to me.

287
00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,939
Get ready
to never hear the word "no"

288
00:13:34,939 --> 00:13:37,025
ever again in your life.

289
00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:40,612
You've got courtside tickets
for the New York Ticks
game tonight.

290
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,113
Oh, no!

291
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,282
I have a Theme Song Theory
report due tomorrow.

292
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,034
- I forgot all about it.
- [paper rustling]

293
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:48,828
You can have mine.

294
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,373
Um, I don't feel right
doing that.

295
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:53,500
Please walk all over me.

296
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,251
I'm your doormat.

297
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:58,922
- Are you sure?
- Yes, I live to serve you!

298
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:02,217
Gosh, when you
put it that way... Okay.

299
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:03,843
Y'all make my life so easy,

300
00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:07,597
I don't know if I could ever
go back to being not famous.

301
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:08,890
[shudders]

302
00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:10,975
The thought alone
makes me want to weep.

303
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:13,561
Welp, since I don't have
any homework to do,

304
00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:16,064
I'm gonna step out
for some fresh air.

305
00:14:16,064 --> 00:14:17,190
Thanks, y'all.

306
00:14:22,821 --> 00:14:24,072
[engine roaring]

307
00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:32,872
[chuckles]

308
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:35,625
Hmm.

309
00:14:40,672 --> 00:14:41,589
Ahem.

310
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,009
Ahem.

311
00:14:44,009 --> 00:14:45,802
Hey, you look familiar.

312
00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,513
Oh! Yeah. [chuckles] I know.

313
00:14:48,513 --> 00:14:49,973
But I can't place it.

314
00:14:49,973 --> 00:14:52,767
Oh, I'm kinda...
[clears throat]

315
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,561
...famous.

316
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:56,271
Really? What are you from?

317
00:14:56,271 --> 00:14:58,606
Oh, well, I don't want to brag,

318
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:01,443
but you know the Ham Dance?

319
00:15:01,443 --> 00:15:02,652
No.

320
00:15:02,652 --> 00:15:04,988
You don't know the Ham Dance?

321
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,364
[electronic music playing]

322
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,034
This?

323
00:15:09,034 --> 00:15:10,660
You don't know this.

324
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:15,165
Um... Oh, I know.
We go to the same dentist.

325
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:20,754
[scoffs] No! I'm Hamton J. Pig!

326
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:21,963
Uh, never heard of you.

327
00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:24,215
[exhales]

328
00:15:24,215 --> 00:15:26,593
Can you believe someone
doesn't know who I am?

329
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:28,219
You know who I am, right?

330
00:15:29,679 --> 00:15:30,889
What?

331
00:15:30,889 --> 00:15:33,391
Has the whole world gone
cuckoo bananas?

332
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:36,061
I'm famous!
You hear me, everyone?

333
00:15:36,061 --> 00:15:39,272
I'm famous!

334
00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,733
[growling] I'm famous!

335
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,116
Dizzy, what day is it?

336
00:15:50,575 --> 00:15:51,659
Same day.

337
00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:55,038
You know, one time Dizzy
play hide and seek.

338
00:15:55,038 --> 00:15:57,207
<i>No one find for months.</i>

339
00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:02,212
<i>Pack of wolves take me in,
accept me as their own.</i>

340
00:16:02,212 --> 00:16:04,589
<i>They not as cuddly
as Acme family,</i>

341
00:16:04,589 --> 00:16:08,593
<i>but I accept new life
in wilderness.</i>

342
00:16:08,593 --> 00:16:10,428
Are you saying
I should find a way

343
00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,639
to finish the game
without my friends?

344
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:13,932
No.

345
00:16:13,932 --> 00:16:16,601
I just talk about my time
with wolves.

346
00:16:16,601 --> 00:16:17,602
Oh.

347
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,730
[indistinct chatter]

348
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:23,483
[grunts]

349
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,820
We don't belong here.

350
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:27,946
I don't get it.

351
00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,657
We're twins and individuals.

352
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:32,617
- So what?
- You're right.

353
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,620
I know how we could get them
to accept us as twins.

354
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,080
What are you gonna do?

355
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,290
[chuckles] You'll see.

356
00:16:45,922 --> 00:16:47,674
This is not a sanctioned booth.

357
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:49,801
What is this?

358
00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,302
A see-saw!

359
00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:53,138
- A see-see?
- A saw-saw?

360
00:16:53,138 --> 00:16:54,639
A see-saw.

361
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:56,474
Hop on. Give it a whirl.

362
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:06,651
Is that fun?
Doing the same thing?
Going nowhere?

363
00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:07,736
No.

364
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,156
[exclaims nervously]

365
00:17:12,949 --> 00:17:14,159
[both laughing]

366
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,036
I'm going up
while you're going down.

367
00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:18,913
I'm "sawing"
while you're "seeing."

368
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,082
- We're doing different things.
- And I like it.

369
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:23,668
[both laugh heartily]

370
00:17:23,668 --> 00:17:26,629
Yes! What else have you wanted
to do differently?

371
00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:27,672
Grooming!

372
00:17:31,718 --> 00:17:33,803
Whoa! I look so smart.

373
00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,389
[squeaks]

374
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:38,558
[gasps] I've always wanted
one of these.

375
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:39,768
You have?

376
00:17:39,768 --> 00:17:41,686
Why didn't you say anything?

377
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:44,689
Well, you always wanted
to fetch tennis balls.

378
00:17:44,689 --> 00:17:45,899
I hate tennis balls.

379
00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:47,150
The yellow fuzz
gets in my teeth.

380
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,777
Uh-oh!

381
00:17:48,777 --> 00:17:50,236
It's okay.

382
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,365
It's just a little tiff
between one set of twins.

383
00:17:53,365 --> 00:17:55,367
Ugh! It's time for me
to come clean.

384
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:56,993
I want to start
wearing rompers.

385
00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:58,787
Uh, what now?

386
00:17:58,787 --> 00:18:01,164
Don't you think
it's weird to have shirts
connected to pants?

387
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,249
It's weird
they're not connected.

388
00:18:03,249 --> 00:18:05,669
Why would I want to keep
track of pants separately?

389
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:09,130
Oh, next thing
you're gonna tell me
you don't like key lime pie.

390
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:12,217
I don't! Limes are not dessert.

391
00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,552
They're garnish!

392
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:15,720
[hostile chatter]

393
00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:17,263
Uh, twins?

394
00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,226
[screams]

395
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:23,311
Uh-oh!

396
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:25,563
I think we broke the twins.

397
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,858
Everybody stop!

398
00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,318
[yells] Stop!

399
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,740
Twin Con is supposed to be
where outsiders like us

400
00:18:35,740 --> 00:18:37,200
can feel accepted.

401
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,493
And look at us.

402
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,412
We've put so many rules
on ourselves

403
00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,163
that we've become exclusionary.

404
00:18:42,163 --> 00:18:44,082
Judging each other
for not fitting in.

405
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:46,459
We should be celebrating
our twinness

406
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:51,214
and letting all of our unique
personalities shine.

407
00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:54,217
I can be proud that I love pop

408
00:18:54,217 --> 00:18:56,720
and my brother loves ska.

409
00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:02,308
It's okay
that you don't understand
trumpet punk.

410
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,185
Here at Twin Con,

411
00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:07,147
we accept everyone
for who they are.

412
00:19:07,147 --> 00:19:08,231
Sure, we're twins,

413
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:10,150
but if you think about it

414
00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:13,611
twins are made up of
two individuals.

415
00:19:14,237 --> 00:19:16,740
[all apologizing]

416
00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,953
Ooh, that was good.

417
00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,997
As it was coming out
of my mouth,
I was like,

418
00:19:23,997 --> 00:19:27,125
I think these are gonna be
a really fun couple
of sentences.

419
00:19:27,125 --> 00:19:30,128
I love being a professional
doubles tennis player with you,

420
00:19:30,128 --> 00:19:33,173
but you should go
after your dreams
of being a painter.

421
00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,967
Really? You'd go solo for me?

422
00:19:35,967 --> 00:19:38,595
I'll just play
Canadian doubles.

423
00:19:38,595 --> 00:19:41,765
I never knew we were
allowed to be different.

424
00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:43,975
[gasps] I can't hide my secret
any longer.

425
00:19:43,975 --> 00:19:45,685
I feel so free in this romper.

426
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:48,813
I mean, it still seems like
a hassle to go to the bathroom,

427
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,523
but I support you, girl.

428
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,650
We can really be ourselves.

429
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,444
But what about the rule book?

430
00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:57,614
[grunts, shouts]

431
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,495
No more rules at Twin Con!

432
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:07,707
Except, I do need everyone
to put the recycling
in the blue bins, please.

433
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:09,959
[horn honking]

434
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,672
I'd like to say
it was fun being famous

435
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:14,839
while it lasted,

436
00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,383
but it was awful.

437
00:20:16,383 --> 00:20:19,844
I was so full of myself,
surrounded by yes-men,

438
00:20:19,844 --> 00:20:23,640
and worst of all,
I turned into a real meanie.

439
00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,141
Yeah.

440
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:27,018
It was a dream come true.

441
00:20:27,018 --> 00:20:29,896
I'm no stranger
to the fickle flame of fame.

442
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:33,233
We all knew one day
your 15 minutes would be up

443
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,527
and some other genius
would go viral.

444
00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:39,114
See, it's already happened.

445
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,699
[electronic music playing]

446
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:43,910
<i>♪ I'm so over-budget ♪</i>

447
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:45,704
<i>♪ I'm so over-salted ♪</i>

448
00:20:45,704 --> 00:20:47,414
<i>♪ This popcorn accountant
Got your audits halted ♪</i>

449
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:49,207
<i>♪ I know I look like
A movie snack ♪</i>

450
00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,209
<i>♪ But when those W-2s come in
I got your back ♪</i>

451
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:53,712
<i>♪ Straight from the cob
Right to the show ♪</i>

452
00:20:53,712 --> 00:20:56,506
<i>♪ Smackin' your ears
With that sick cash flow ♪</i>

453
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:57,841
- [tires screech]
- [cash register dings]

454
00:20:57,841 --> 00:21:00,135
<i>Now, that's
what I call write-off.</i>

455
00:21:00,135 --> 00:21:02,387
<i>Right off the chain.</i>

456
00:21:02,387 --> 00:21:04,389
[laughing] I love it.

457
00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:07,017
Why would popcorn
be an accountant?

458
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,727
Who cares? I love him.

459
00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,896
[Sweetie] Your turn, Babs.

460
00:21:11,896 --> 00:21:13,440
Now you, Buster.

461
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:16,401
No! Buster would never do that!

462
00:21:17,944 --> 00:21:19,571
- [gasps]
- What?

463
00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,866
I couldn't wait any longer.

464
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:25,243
I had to find subs.

465
00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,245
We need to have
a serious conversation

466
00:21:27,245 --> 00:21:28,997
about respecting the spit oath.

467
00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,045
[theme music playing]