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- Hi, babe.
- Hi.

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I've still got 23 seconds left!

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One second, Simon!

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Awesome.

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- Okay.
- One minute!

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Five minutes is up. Let's go.

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Hold on. Hold on.

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Okay. Hold on.

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Oh, my God. Okay, great.

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Here. Let's get-- That's dirty.

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Quick. Quick sticks.

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- Okay. Here we go.
- Do you need this?

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- I'm seeing that house again today, babe.
- Right.

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The one with the five bathrooms?

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One for every single member
of this family.

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Can you imagine? I mean,

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I didn't know that was a thing.
It's like a château.

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We're gonna have more bathrooms
than we know what to do with.

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What do you care? You shit at work.

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- We don't say "shit."
- You're right, I'm sorry.

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Well, you know what? When we move,
I will shit at home like a king.

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Shit, shit, shit.

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- Don't say "shit."
- Where's the baguette?

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- What? What baguette?
- I need a baguette

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and a beret for French class.
Where are they?

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What? I-- This is the first I've heard
about a baguette or a beret.

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- Oh, my God. Mom.
- What? I didn't--

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I didn't get an e-mail from Ms. Lauren.
Did you hear about the baguettes?

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- Sorry, I didn't. I gotta go.
- Or the beret?

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- Okay. See you.
- Good luck.

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- You can't close it because--
- I'm gonna fail!

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- Take this guy out.
- All right, buddy.

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- I am keeping it. I want it!
- Okay. But you cannot close your bag.

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- So, how was your night with Will?
- It was fun for, like, 30 seconds.

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And then it just
turned into total drama again.

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We were literally screaming at each other

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on a street corner
at 1:00 a.m. in the morning.

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Oh, my God. Just hearing that makes me
feel more alive than I have in 20 years.

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I need to start yelling more.

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- Yelling is so primal.
- I know.

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Nagging's not primal.

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No, it was-- I'm not gonna lie,
it was a great night.

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But I can't-- Like, honestly,

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I don't have enough time
for made-up problems in my life.

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I have enough real problems.
Like that one.

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I'm supposed to see that house today
in Encino for the third time.

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And I swear to God if I'm not gonna
buy it, she's gonna fire me.

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I told you not to hire Diane

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- as your Realtor.
- I know.

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She's an office mom.
She's out of our league.

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She's wearing a fucking blazer.

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- I get it. You work in an office.
- Yeah.

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Some of us,
we're still stuck working at home.

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Just 'cause I wear sweatpants
doesn't mean I don't have an actual job.

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- She's too fancy for me. I know.
- Yeah.

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I know that.
If we weren't both parents here,

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there's no way she would ever
work with me in the first place.

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- Never.
- Hi!

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- Diane!
- Don't imitate her face.

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- Hi, Sylvia.
- Hi.

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Such an exciting day.
We're putting an offer in.

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That's right. Today is totally about
buying a house with money.

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Because this one
put me through the wringer.

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- Guilty!
- We have looked at

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over 40 homes this year.

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- No.
- I sold Ellen and Portia their home

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in one day.

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- I heard good things about Ellen.
- Me too!

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I told her, "There are no shortcuts.

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You can't have square footage
and brand-spanking-new

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and location
all at a certain price point."

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I know. You were right. I was wrong.

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And what she got
was an amazing fixer-upper.

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- It's--
- I mean, it's a project, to be sure.

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But now that the little one's in
kindergarten, it'll be a dream next act.

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I finally have the time to do it.

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So anyway, listen, ladies.
I'm gonna be late.

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I gotta get to Malibu
to show a beach compound.

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Can't say who it's for,
but it rhymes with Schminn Liesel.

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But I will be back in
the deep Valley to see you later.

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- Thank you, Diane. You're the best.
- Bye-bye.

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Thank you for all your hard work,
your patience.

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- Good luck.
- You know what's crazy?

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Oh, my God.

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Schminn Liesel is actually the name
of my great-grandfather from Estonia.

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- No. No.
- <i>Papi</i> Schminn.

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I thought Schminn Liesel was
the fifth child in the von Trapp family.

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- I've heard that. Yeah.
- Schminnie.

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Oh, dear.

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So, what else?
We think of doing anything exciting today?

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- Oh, my God. It's a big one.
- Yeah. Walk me through it.

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Going to pick up
vaccination records for Sam.

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First sleepaway camp.
Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Yeah.

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- I just love days like these.
- You mean every day?

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I do.

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<i>Hello, Sylvia. It's Will.
It's a terrible emergency.</i>

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<i>You have to call me.</i>

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What's the emergency?

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There's not actually an emergency.
I was just joking.

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<i>How you doing?</i>

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Okay. What do you want?

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Let's chat. What are you up to?

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What's going on?

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Okay, fine. I'll tell you what's going on.
You left your credit card at my bar.

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- Fuck.
- If you wanted to hang out with me again,

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you didn't have to leave
some trinket behind.

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- You could've just asked me to lunch.
- I really-- I don't have time for this.

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- So, lunch?
- No.

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- Brunch?
- No.

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Dim sum? That's my final offer.
You dim sum, you lose some.

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Okay. Goodbye, Will.

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Come on. Wait.
Don't you want your credit card back?

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You yelled at me on the street
in the middle of the night last night.

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Nobody treats me like that in my life
except for all three of my children.

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You yelled at me too.
We yell. People yell.

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We texted each other after.
It's fine. It's all good.

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I'm over it. Get over it.

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You get over it.

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Well, the water's rising,
but I'm too afraid to flush it again.

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I don't know. Plunging might fix it,
it also might make it worse.

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Oh, yeah?
You should have a home repair show.

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I'm so ready to leave this house.

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- You got this.
- Oh, my God. It's overflowing!

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- What'd you do?
- Nothing. I was just looking at it.

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Oh, no! It's everywhere.
Why is this my life?

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Do you need me to come home?

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- <i>Bye.</i>
- Bye. Love you, babe.

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Toilet!

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Fuck. Shit. No!

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Fuck.

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Coming!

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What are you doing here?

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- They call it "being a hero."
- I don't have time for this.

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I am a great man.
They will write songs about me.

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- What are you doing?
- I need your help. Can you come in here?

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Can I grab some of these avocados?

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Oh, God.

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I promise you, it's just water.

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- Oh, yeah? Okay.
- Make it stop.

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I don't know how to make it stop.

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That ain't good.

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Did you do this? Was this you?

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- Could you just fix it?
- Yep.

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There you go.

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- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- There you go. Where's your mop?

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It's in the kitchen.
But you don't have to do that.

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It's fine.
Like 60% of bartending is mopping.

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Thank you. You don't have to do that.

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Your house is very lovely. Very homey.

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You mean small.

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No, I mean very homelike.

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Oh, my God. There's his iPad.

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Secret iPad. Someone watching porno?

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- He's eight.
- And?

155
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When I was eight, I was disgusting.

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- Don't put that in there. That's gross.
- Why?

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- Why is that gross?
- Because people lie down in there.

158
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- Not gross. You can drink toilet water.
- You could do a lot of things.

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- Exactly. Thirsty?
- Please take that--

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You wanna suckle on the threads?

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What do you wanna do after this?
You wanna go to the beach?

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Get some oysters? Wanna go see a movie?

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I can't. I'm busy. I'm putting
an offer in on a house, actually.

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Yeah. After I do the final walk-through.

165
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Nice. What's wrong with this place?

166
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We've outgrown it.
It's too small for the five of us.

167
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There's one bathroom.
It's-- And-- Which is flooding.

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- Tell me about the new place.
- It's great!

169
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It's, you know, fixer-upper.
Needs a bit of work.

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- Can I come on the walk-through? Please.
- No.

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Please.
I'm actually very good with renovations.

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- Since when?
- I redid most of the bar by myself.

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Really?

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Yeah. It was a chicken slaughterhouse
when we got it.

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- Get out.
- Yeah.

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- Wow.
- We still find feathers and beaks.

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I know. Seriously, though. Can I come?
I'll be very helpful, I promise.

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Okay. Just don't talk.

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- I won't.
- Don't--

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Just don't talk to me or anybody.

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- No talking. Perfect.
- Nope.

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So, how often do you see Audrey?

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I don't know. Every few weeks.

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I still have a bunch of stuff
I haven't moved out of the house.

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So, you know, I'm periodically
going back there to get some shit.

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What? Why?

187
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Just-- You know.
Takes a long time to move.

188
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You can do it in a day.

189
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It's not just the stuff, you know.
Gandalf is still there.

190
00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:05,087
- Audrey has Gandalf?
- Yeah.

191
00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,756
But he was yours first.
You love that lizard.

192
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I still love Gandalf. It's just--
She insisted on keeping him

193
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'cause she didn't think I was
responsible enough to take care of him.

194
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Well, that's ridiculous.

195
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He's like your son in lizard form.
You should have custody.

196
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I have joint custody,
'cause I go see him all the time.

197
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What?

198
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- What? You can tell me. Tell me.
- Nothing. I just-- I don't know.

199
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It's hard to recover from a divorce
if your lives are still totally entwined.

200
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Well, divorce is a messy thing.
It's not like one day you're married,

201
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the next day
you never see each other again.

202
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Have you ever thought
that you leave your stuff there

203
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and she keeps Gandalf
so you two can stay connected

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and keep this drama
or whatever it is alive?

205
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Now that you mention it,
our arguments are pretty thrilling.

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And they often lead to sex.

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There you go. There you have it.

208
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Very exciting stuff.

209
00:10:01,143 --> 00:10:02,436
No, thank you.

210
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:05,397
- We're talking charged fights.
- No, thank you.

211
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:07,399
- Absolutely not. Nope.
- Is that gross to you?

212
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:10,694
- Don't "yuck" my yum.
- Stop.

213
00:10:12,571 --> 00:10:16,033
So, tell me about this home.
What are we talking about here?

214
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- It's got really good bones.
- Okay.

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Bigger, square footage. There's a pool.

216
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:24,249
Great. Is it, like, a full teardown?

217
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Just, like,
a kind of a renovation-type deal?

218
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It's not really a teardown or a flip.

219
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It's a...

220
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It's a former assisted living facility.

221
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Closed after COVID.

222
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- I bet it did.
- Fuck you. Fuck off.

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Uh-huh.

224
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{\an8}- Just a little bit different. Okay? Yeah.
- Interesting. Can't wait to see.

225
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- Hi.
- Hi.

226
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- You made it. So glad to see you.
- Hi. Nice to see you.

227
00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,703
And you must be Charlie. At long last.

228
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:03,580
- Hi.
- It's so nice to finally meet you.

229
00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:04,957
- No.
- Hi. No.

230
00:11:04,957 --> 00:11:07,751
- This is Will. He's my contractor.
- I'm Will. Yeah. I'm a contractor.

231
00:11:07,751 --> 00:11:10,295
- Great. Glad you came to have a look.
- Professional contractor.

232
00:11:10,295 --> 00:11:13,674
And he's also the host of a TV show
on Nickelodeon called "We Be Jammin'."

233
00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,092
- Uh-huh.
- Oh, my goodness.

234
00:11:15,092 --> 00:11:18,053
And we teach children
to be confident using reggae.

235
00:11:18,637 --> 00:11:20,472
Haven't heard of it. Have to check it out.

236
00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,891
Charlie couldn't come today.
He was just too slammed at work.

237
00:11:22,891 --> 00:11:25,686
- So-- Yeah.
- This house is gorgeous.

238
00:11:25,686 --> 00:11:26,770
- Unbelievable.
- Yeah.

239
00:11:26,770 --> 00:11:29,022
- The "buttrels." The-- All of this.
- Yeah.

240
00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,858
The-- These details.

241
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,651
What-- The-- 1926, obviously?

242
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:33,986
- 1986.
- That's what I was gonna say.

243
00:11:33,986 --> 00:11:36,029
- Close.
- It's got the 50-year cycle. You know--

244
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,739
So, the interior of the house is--

245
00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:40,617
- 6,000 square feet, I would imagine?
- It is 3,500 square feet.

246
00:11:40,617 --> 00:11:42,244
- Meh, I don't know about that.
- But--

247
00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:43,787
- You sure?
- Oh, yeah.

248
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,163
Why don't we check that? I'll eyeball it.

249
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:46,832
- Yeah. The lot is 6,000.
- Yeah, we'll eyeball it.

250
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:49,209
So, it presents as a 6K there.

251
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,253
Come on in and see it.
We're gonna do our fourth,

252
00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:53,213
and hopefully final, walk-through.

253
00:11:54,298 --> 00:11:55,632
- Come on!
- Praise Jah.

254
00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,593
- Look at this.
- Yeah.

255
00:11:57,593 --> 00:12:00,929
And you got seven chess boards,
which is not easy to find. Even now.

256
00:12:00,929 --> 00:12:04,683
So, keep your mind clear,
this is a whole remodel. Yes.

257
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:05,684
Wow.

258
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,061
Yes. This could be the foyer or--

259
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,230
Yeah. Nice high ceilings.

260
00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,899
Very high, very spacious...

261
00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:13,942
- Can barely touch 'em.
- ...great acoustics. Yeah.

262
00:12:13,942 --> 00:12:15,611
- Yeah, great acoustics.
- Yeah. Uh-huh.

263
00:12:15,611 --> 00:12:19,114
And it's in a school system here.

264
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:22,701
Lots of railings and ramps
if safety is your thing.

265
00:12:22,701 --> 00:12:24,578
- Look at this. Does this work?
- Yeah, and--

266
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,791
It does! It works.

267
00:12:33,629 --> 00:12:36,715
Could you actually return that
to its starting position, please?

268
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,563
Thank you. Thank you so much.

269
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:52,689
What's this?

270
00:12:52,689 --> 00:12:54,900
<i>Medic.</i>

271
00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,735
<i>Medic. Medi--</i>

272
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:58,320
Jesus Christ.

273
00:12:59,321 --> 00:13:00,864
Everybody loves that button.

274
00:13:02,241 --> 00:13:04,284
But you know what? The good thing is,

275
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,371
with the wiring in the ceiling,
you could just put in a sound system...

276
00:13:07,371 --> 00:13:08,705
- Oh, yeah.
- ...throughout the whole--

277
00:13:08,705 --> 00:13:10,123
- That is a good idea.
- No, not--

278
00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:11,041
Yes,

279
00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,960
- we've got to clear all this stuff out.
- Well, that works.

280
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:15,963
- Yeah, I guess so. My goodne--
- That suits you.

281
00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:18,465
- I would just--
- I wouldn't sit in that.

282
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:20,050
- Don't even-- Don't--
- Be careful there. Do--

283
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:23,345
- Oh, no. I wouldn't do that. What--
- I'm good. It's like a little hammock.

284
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:26,056
- So, you're the contractor?
- You got it.

285
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:29,351
Yes, I've been "contractoring"
for over a decade now.

286
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:31,728
And we've never crossed paths
in all that time.

287
00:13:32,229 --> 00:13:34,314
I think we have, actually.
You just don't remember me.

288
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,483
- I think I would remember.
- No.

289
00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:38,318
Yeah. Uh-huh.

290
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:43,490
- Yeah, so this is my favorite room.
- Wow.

291
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,742
It's got a real East Coast
kind of vibe about it.

292
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:49,246
Yeah, sort of colonial hospice,
Cape Cod mortuary.

293
00:13:49,246 --> 00:13:52,457
Yeah, I'm gonna knock that wall down
and make this the big dining room

294
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:55,002
- where we can entertain, and-- Yeah.
- Nice. Very cool.

295
00:13:55,002 --> 00:13:57,254
Does it feel to you like someone
has died in this room?

296
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:59,089
'Cause it feels to me like someone
has died in here.

297
00:13:59,089 --> 00:14:01,425
- It's irrelevant.
- Not in this room. Yep.

298
00:14:01,425 --> 00:14:03,427
All right.
Does all this stuff come with the place,

299
00:14:03,427 --> 00:14:06,805
or do the owners plan on taking it
with them into the next realm?

300
00:14:06,805 --> 00:14:10,601
Can you just stop? Just stop, please.
I know you're having fun, but I--

301
00:14:10,601 --> 00:14:11,768
- Enough.
- Okay, I'm sorry.

302
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:14,062
You're right. It's too much. You're right.

303
00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,481
- Thank you. Thank you.
- I apologize. The wood is very nice.

304
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:18,734
- That's not real wood.
- Oh, well, great.

305
00:14:19,234 --> 00:14:22,487
And this would be Simon's room.

306
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,198
It's got a little kitchen.

307
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,326
Every boy's dream.

308
00:14:32,998 --> 00:14:34,458
Thank you.

309
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:38,212
- This is Frances's.
- This one has a full-size fridge.

310
00:14:41,131 --> 00:14:42,674
There's teeth and blood in here.

311
00:14:42,674 --> 00:14:48,180
But I could contractor
that right out of here, no problem. Easy.

312
00:14:48,180 --> 00:14:50,849
- Yeah, that's easy to deal with.
- Yeah.

313
00:14:52,893 --> 00:14:56,688
- And this would be Maeve's room.
- Another little kitchen.

314
00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,858
What the fuck?

315
00:15:01,485 --> 00:15:04,446
- You saw that, right? You guys saw that?
- Drafts. Just drafts.

316
00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:05,781
That's happened before?

317
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,324
Let's check out the parlor.

318
00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,743
That was not a draft.

319
00:15:09,743 --> 00:15:11,495
I mean, the kids will love that.

320
00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:12,538
Love what?

321
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:15,749
What are you talking about?

322
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,210
And this would be our bedroom.

323
00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,087
The primary.

324
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,255
Yeah, and obviously, you know,

325
00:15:21,255 --> 00:15:23,382
we would put up a wall between
the toilet and the bedroom.

326
00:15:23,382 --> 00:15:26,385
And we'd move the kitchenette,
and the IV rack,

327
00:15:26,385 --> 00:15:28,512
and the rubber curtain,
and the rubber curtain rack,

328
00:15:28,512 --> 00:15:31,098
and the rails, and the safety bars, and--

329
00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,100
Yeah, and then we'd just put a few
windows here...

330
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:34,101
- Oh, yeah.
- ... somehow.

331
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:36,353
That's easy. You just
blow right through that wall.

332
00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:38,105
That is not an exterior wall.

333
00:15:38,856 --> 00:15:39,773
Look at this.

334
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,984
- <i>Medic.</i>
- Jesus! Sorry.

335
00:15:41,984 --> 00:15:43,819
- <i>Medic.</i>
- You wanna press it twice.

336
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,530
- <i>Medic. Me--</i>
- You wanna press it twice. It's--

337
00:15:47,865 --> 00:15:49,658
- Looks different from the other button.
- Yeah.

338
00:15:50,868 --> 00:15:51,869
Cool.

339
00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:53,495
Got a poo chair.

340
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:55,038
Yeah.

341
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:56,623
- Comes with. Yeah.
- Yeah.

342
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,958
- All right.
- Yeah, I just--

343
00:15:58,667 --> 00:15:59,668
Fix it up.

344
00:16:04,715 --> 00:16:06,592
- Please don't get in that thing.
- I really want to.

345
00:16:06,592 --> 00:16:08,594
- Please. I'm begging you.
- I really, really want to.

346
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:09,970
Oh, man.

347
00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:13,098
What does Charlie think of this place?

348
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,349
- He loves it.
- Yeah.

349
00:16:14,349 --> 00:16:17,311
But at this point, he would love anything
that was bigger and that we could afford.

350
00:16:17,311 --> 00:16:19,104
He'd move into an abandoned Blockbuster
if he could.

351
00:16:19,104 --> 00:16:21,273
Those are all GNCs now, unfortunately.

352
00:16:22,316 --> 00:16:24,568
But can I be honest with you?

353
00:16:24,568 --> 00:16:26,820
No, please, stick to
your usual tact and charm.

354
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:29,531
Okay, this place is a nightmare.

355
00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,742
And it will cost so much money

356
00:16:31,742 --> 00:16:35,787
to make this anything other
than something that is terrible.

357
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:37,998
Why don't you move into somewhere
more turnkey, you know?

358
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,416
Isn't Charlie a lawyer?

359
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:42,044
Yeah, but we have three kids
and one income.

360
00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:44,713
And we live in the second
most expensive city in America.

361
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:46,465
So stop mooching and get a job.

362
00:16:46,465 --> 00:16:49,259
I've been out of the workforce
for 13 years, raising my children.

363
00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,802
I can't just "get a job."

364
00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,347
I'll sign you up for ZipRecruiter, okay?

365
00:16:53,347 --> 00:16:56,975
Some of the dumbest motherfuckers
on Earth have jobs. You can get a job.

366
00:16:56,975 --> 00:17:00,395
Look, if we want to get a bigger house,
this is what we can afford.

367
00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:05,150
So, I'm just gonna roll up my sleeves
and fix this thing up.

368
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:07,944
It'll take a few years,
and then we'll move in.

369
00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:09,946
Yeah, a few years, a few crucifixes.

370
00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,532
Listen, we live very different lives,
Will. That's the fact, okay?

371
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,701
You can do whatever you want
and go wherever you want

372
00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:17,454
with your crazy hats and whatever.

373
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:21,208
Being a mom is basically doing
a lot of things you don't wanna do.

374
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,126
You sound like a robot, okay?

375
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,628
Those are not written rules.
Just bail on this motherfucker.

376
00:17:25,628 --> 00:17:26,964
- What?
- Yeah.

377
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,423
Charlie wants to move.

378
00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:31,051
And the kids are getting older,
and they need more space.

379
00:17:31,051 --> 00:17:32,177
Do you wanna live here?

380
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:34,930
Of course I don't wanna fucking live here.
What are you talking about?

381
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:37,641
- No.
- I don't. I-- It's a haunted nightmare.

382
00:17:37,641 --> 00:17:42,020
Well, then why don't we get out of here,
douse ourselves in holy water,

383
00:17:42,020 --> 00:17:44,398
and tell Charlie that you
are not moving into this place?

384
00:17:45,858 --> 00:17:50,362
I'll tell Charlie if you go
to Audrey's place and get your stuff

385
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,531
and just make a clean break.

386
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:54,992
This is emotional blackmail.

387
00:17:54,992 --> 00:17:57,536
Because I care about you
you're gonna force me to do a thing

388
00:17:57,536 --> 00:17:59,288
- I don't wanna do?
- I care more about you.

389
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:00,581
- I don't know about that.
- You need to

390
00:18:00,581 --> 00:18:02,332
- get out of that relationship.
- I don't know about that.

391
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:04,626
- You need to get out of that girl's house.
- You know what?

392
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:07,546
You're fucking on. Calling your shit.

393
00:18:07,546 --> 00:18:09,006
- Really?
- I'll do it. Yes.

394
00:18:09,006 --> 00:18:10,883
- Now, pull the plug. Yes.
- Really?

395
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,427
Tell the scary lady
you don't wanna live here.

396
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,846
- So now I have to do it?
- You do. Right now. They're coming.

397
00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:17,806
- We're on. We did it. We made the deal.
- How I'm supposed--

398
00:18:17,806 --> 00:18:19,308
- Go. Say it. Just go.
- I'm too scared.

399
00:18:19,308 --> 00:18:20,601
- Say it.
- Could you say it?

400
00:18:20,601 --> 00:18:22,060
All right, everybody.

401
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,354
It's paperwork time.

402
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:28,233
I know, everybody hates paperwork.
But I will make it fun and fast.

403
00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:30,944
We're just gonna get your name right th--

404
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:33,572
I'm so sorry, I just-- I can't do it.

405
00:18:33,572 --> 00:18:35,407
- You got to be kidding me.
- I'm just-- I'm s--

406
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,160
I'm fired. I'm definitely fired. I know.

407
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,995
Let's be honest.
This place is terrible, okay?

408
00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:43,916
I mean, it's a real shitburger.

409
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,043
It was my dad's.

410
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:48,754
I'm so sorry.

411
00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:53,133
Oh, my God!

412
00:18:55,552 --> 00:18:56,970
I feel so much better.

413
00:18:56,970 --> 00:18:59,431
I'm not doing mine. Let's not do mine.
I don't wanna do it.

414
00:18:59,431 --> 00:19:00,933
- Let's get ice cream instead, okay?
- No.

415
00:19:00,933 --> 00:19:02,976
- I'll buy you ice cream.
- We are going to do your thing.

416
00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:04,394
- I don't want to. No.
- No. Absolutely not.

417
00:19:04,394 --> 00:19:06,104
- Come on. Please.
- Absolutely not.

418
00:19:06,104 --> 00:19:07,773
- We are going.
- It's so final.

419
00:19:07,773 --> 00:19:10,526
Once I take my stuff out, I will never
step foot in that house again,

420
00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,237
- and I hate thinking of that.
- Will, we're going.

421
00:19:13,237 --> 00:19:14,655
We're doing it. You're gonna feel good.

422
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:16,198
- Oh, fuck.
- It's gonna be good.

423
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:28,585
She's not home. Looks like
it's not meant to be. Let's go.

424
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:30,295
Let's go around the side. Come on.

425
00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:35,008
Hello?

426
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:45,060
Oh, my God.

427
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:46,854
It's Gandalf.

428
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,481
- Look at him.
- He looks miserable.

429
00:19:49,481 --> 00:19:52,150
- He looks so dejected. So sad.
- Yeah. He sees you.

430
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,778
- Hi.
- He does. Look. Hi.

431
00:19:54,778 --> 00:19:56,280
- Hi.
- He just lit up.

432
00:19:56,822 --> 00:19:58,615
- He's so--
- His whole demeanor just shifted.

433
00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:01,076
- Hi.
- He lit up like a light.

434
00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,453
- Hi, little buddy.
- She's not home.

435
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,622
Call her and figure out a time
to get your stuff.

436
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:07,249
- Okay? Let's go.
- No. We gotta do it now.

437
00:20:07,249 --> 00:20:09,168
I'm gonna lose my nerve.
I need you for support.

438
00:20:09,168 --> 00:20:11,753
- Let's do it right now, okay?
- All right, how?

439
00:20:11,753 --> 00:20:13,755
You gotta get on all fours,
climb through this dog door.

440
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:15,132
- What? No.
- You gotta do it.

441
00:20:15,132 --> 00:20:16,717
- It's the only way.
- You do it.

442
00:20:16,717 --> 00:20:18,343
- I won't fit, I've tried. Trust me.
- Come on.

443
00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:23,765
You gotta be very, very slender
and fit and flexible.

444
00:20:23,765 --> 00:20:27,644
Overall small, long torso, long legs.

445
00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:30,105
- I know what you're doing.
- Very narrow.

446
00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:33,233
- I like it. Okay.
- Good. Get through that doggy door.

447
00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,027
All right. I can do this.

448
00:20:35,027 --> 00:20:36,028
Hurry.

449
00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:39,489
Don't look at my ass unless
you want to get hypnotized.

450
00:20:39,489 --> 00:20:40,908
With all due respect, I do not.

451
00:20:40,908 --> 00:20:42,451
Just go. Come on.

452
00:20:46,622 --> 00:20:48,248
- Very graceful. Nice.
- Yes.

453
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:51,084
- Look at that.
- You got it. Yes. Good.

454
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:53,545
Nice. Get the door.

455
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,508
- Nice. Good job. Here.
- Yes. Come on.

456
00:20:58,008 --> 00:20:59,760
- This way.
- Yeah.

457
00:21:11,772 --> 00:21:14,483
Will, what are you doing?

458
00:21:14,483 --> 00:21:15,984
Audrey, you're home.

459
00:21:15,984 --> 00:21:19,821
Will, you told me that this was
your house. What are you doing?

460
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,490
- What are you doing?
- Sylvi--

461
00:21:21,490 --> 00:21:23,992
- No, I didn't. Wh--
- Sylvia, don't play dumb.

462
00:21:23,992 --> 00:21:26,161
I saw you crawl through the doggy door
on the security camera.

463
00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:28,372
You didn't tell me that you had
a fucking security camera.

464
00:21:28,372 --> 00:21:30,415
You wouldn't have
done that if you knew we did.

465
00:21:30,415 --> 00:21:33,377
I-- Look, in his defense,
he's just trying to come and get his stuff

466
00:21:33,377 --> 00:21:35,754
- and make a clean break. That's it.
- You don't get your stuff.

467
00:21:35,754 --> 00:21:37,714
- I want my stuff.
- You don't get your stuff

468
00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:39,842
because I'm pretty sure you can find
an old hairbrush

469
00:21:39,842 --> 00:21:43,220
and a cell phone charger somewhere else
instead of using it as a pathetic excuse

470
00:21:43,220 --> 00:21:46,640
- to come and stalk me.
- I'm stalking you now?

471
00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:47,724
As if.

472
00:21:47,724 --> 00:21:50,352
What the fuck, Sylvia?
Why are you even here?

473
00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:52,229
Don't you have kids and a family?

474
00:21:52,229 --> 00:21:54,648
I do. Do you--
Yes, you remembered. I do, yes.

475
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,441
Well, if you really cared about Will,

476
00:21:56,441 --> 00:21:58,652
you wouldn't pull him into
whatever screwed up dynamic

477
00:21:58,652 --> 00:22:00,612
- you two have from years ago.
- Okay.

478
00:22:00,612 --> 00:22:03,490
You're like a couple of teenage girls
with your stupid nicknames

479
00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:05,450
and the catchphrases and the inside jokes.

480
00:22:05,450 --> 00:22:07,578
You'd be on the phone
until 4 a.m. all the time.

481
00:22:07,578 --> 00:22:10,706
I was up with a colicky baby.
Who else was I supposed to talk to?

482
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:13,166
- Your husband.
- He was asleep. We had a system.

483
00:22:13,166 --> 00:22:15,544
Okay, so I was doing the nights
and he would do the mornings.

484
00:22:15,544 --> 00:22:16,837
So I would be breastfeeding--

485
00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:18,338
I don't give a shit.

486
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:22,009
Your whole thing was so weird
and destructive.

487
00:22:22,009 --> 00:22:24,303
He would invite you to our date nights.

488
00:22:24,303 --> 00:22:26,138
He would wear clothes
that you picked out for him.

489
00:22:26,138 --> 00:22:28,182
What was I supposed to do?
Not set boundaries?

490
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:29,183
It wasn't good for him.

491
00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:30,726
You know what? Now that we're broken up,

492
00:22:30,726 --> 00:22:34,229
I don't have to listen to your fucking
righteous bullshit speeches anymore, okay?

493
00:22:34,229 --> 00:22:35,439
Actually, you kind of do

494
00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,399
because you're standing in my dining room

495
00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:40,485
after crawling through the fucking
doggy door like a fucking dog.

496
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,280
- Should we fuck?
- Get the fuck out!

497
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:44,448
Get out!

498
00:22:44,448 --> 00:22:45,741
Do you mind if I use your toilet?

499
00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,868
- I'm so sorry to ask.
- Yes, just get out.

500
00:22:47,868 --> 00:22:49,203
Thank you.

501
00:22:51,330 --> 00:22:53,248
She makes me so mad.

502
00:22:53,832 --> 00:22:54,958
- You did really well.
- Did I?

503
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:57,878
Yeah, except for the part where
you begged her to have sex with you.

504
00:22:57,878 --> 00:23:01,590
Yeah, that, in retrospect,
felt a little pathetic.

505
00:23:01,590 --> 00:23:03,050
- Yeah.
- If I had just--

506
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:04,468
She was sending mixed signals, right?

507
00:23:05,177 --> 00:23:06,386
- I didn't read that.
- Really?

508
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,138
- No.
- Were we not in the same room?

509
00:23:08,138 --> 00:23:09,765
I have something to cheer you up.

510
00:23:12,643 --> 00:23:15,938
- It's Gandalf.
- Yeah.

511
00:23:15,938 --> 00:23:18,607
Hey.

512
00:23:18,607 --> 00:23:20,150
- Look, you rescued him.
- Yeah.

513
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:22,778
- He's already happier. I can tell.
- He looks so elated.

514
00:23:22,778 --> 00:23:24,112
He looks ten years younger.

515
00:23:25,155 --> 00:23:26,657
Thank you. Hello, baby.

516
00:23:26,657 --> 00:23:28,200
- Yeah.
- He's very sweet.

517
00:23:28,200 --> 00:23:30,035
Don't. Not-- No.

518
00:23:30,035 --> 00:23:32,079
Back off! I don't like it.

519
00:23:33,038 --> 00:23:34,456
- Look at him.
- We gotta get out of here.

520
00:23:34,456 --> 00:23:36,083
Can you believe she said
we were destructive?

521
00:23:36,083 --> 00:23:38,502
No. We're exactly the opposite.

522
00:23:38,502 --> 00:23:40,879
- We are constructive. We create.
- We're constructive.

523
00:23:44,550 --> 00:23:45,926
What happened?

524
00:23:47,678 --> 00:23:50,639
- Nice! Yes!
- Oh, the shame.

525
00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,474
I'm sorry, Audrey.

526
00:23:52,474 --> 00:23:55,143
Gandalf is so jacked up off of this shit.

527
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:56,395
Oh. G-dawg.

528
00:24:04,486 --> 00:24:05,612
Okay.

529
00:24:06,530 --> 00:24:09,241
All right. Here we go. This is perfect.

530
00:24:09,241 --> 00:24:11,535
- So this is you, huh?
- This is me.

531
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:13,579
- This is the hood. Nice.
- This is it, yeah.

532
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:16,748
It's really nice during the day.
At night, a little weird.

533
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,877
It's a lot of dogs barking
and humans screaming.

534
00:24:19,877 --> 00:24:21,587
And the occasional loud bang

535
00:24:21,587 --> 00:24:23,797
that you don't wanna ask
too many questions about.

536
00:24:23,797 --> 00:24:24,923
- You know what I mean?
- Well...

537
00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,508
- Yeah, but I like it.
- It's interesting.

538
00:24:26,508 --> 00:24:27,843
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

539
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,809
Well, thank you for today.

540
00:24:35,809 --> 00:24:38,187
I don't think I would've had the courage
to say no to that dump

541
00:24:38,187 --> 00:24:41,565
if it hadn't been for your opinion.
So, thank you for that.

542
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:47,571
Well, thank you for, you know,
finally making me cut ties with Audrey

543
00:24:47,571 --> 00:24:49,489
and pull that Band-Aid off.

544
00:24:49,489 --> 00:24:53,952
I should obviously not be seeing her ever,
so thank you.

545
00:24:56,622 --> 00:24:57,623
And...

546
00:24:58,749 --> 00:25:00,000
- And?
- And...

547
00:25:01,460 --> 00:25:03,587
- Thank you for rescuing Gandalf...
- Yes, you're welcome.

548
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:06,089
- ...from that terrible environment.
- You're welcome.

549
00:25:06,089 --> 00:25:07,591
He says thank you as well.

550
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:08,842
Look how elated he is.

551
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,136
Yeah. Look at that.

552
00:25:11,637 --> 00:25:13,430
- Really appreciate it.
- You're welcome.

553
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:17,809
The thing is, if I'm being honest,

554
00:25:17,809 --> 00:25:20,521
I'm not really cut out
to take care of Gandalf.

555
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:23,357
You're not cut out
to take care of a lizard?

556
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:26,568
I'm actually not cut out to take care of
really anything, including myself.

557
00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,779
It's a huge reason
why me and Audrey got divorced.

558
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,573
- Will you take him? Please, take him.
- Absolutely not. Absolutely not.

559
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:34,284
You have an instinct to protect him.
I saw it in you.

560
00:25:34,284 --> 00:25:37,037
Under no circumstances
am I taking that lizard.

561
00:25:37,037 --> 00:25:38,872
So, you were just driving home,

562
00:25:38,872 --> 00:25:41,250
and you thought we needed
a bearded dragon?

563
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:44,753
Yeah, it was with one of those
lizard adoption things

564
00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,004
on the side of the road.

565
00:25:46,004 --> 00:25:47,506
And I-- My heart just broke.

566
00:25:47,506 --> 00:25:49,508
Really?
'Cause you never wanted a pet before.

567
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:51,093
It's for the kids.

568
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:53,178
- Most people get dogs.
- Dogs are a lot of work.

569
00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:55,013
So you're sure about the house?

570
00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:57,307
You don't wanna go by,
check it out one last time?

571
00:25:57,307 --> 00:26:01,979
No, that house is such a hassle.
And Will agreed. He saw it too.

572
00:26:02,813 --> 00:26:04,189
Will was there?

573
00:26:04,690 --> 00:26:07,025
Yeah, he just came by. Fresh set of eyes.

574
00:26:09,236 --> 00:26:11,697
What do you wanna call him?
I was thinking of...

575
00:26:13,282 --> 00:26:15,409
- Gandalf.
- No, I don't like that.

576
00:26:15,409 --> 00:26:16,451
- That's weird.
- Yeah?

577
00:26:16,451 --> 00:26:17,953
What about Jessipa?

578
00:26:18,495 --> 00:26:19,621
You mean Jessica?

579
00:26:19,621 --> 00:26:20,914
No, Jessipa.

580
00:26:20,914 --> 00:26:22,916
- She's...
- Do you even like lizards?

581
00:26:23,792 --> 00:26:25,377
Oh, yeah, I love them.

582
00:26:26,587 --> 00:26:27,671
Love them.

583
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:34,386
Look at her face.

584
00:26:34,970 --> 00:26:36,847
- I can tell she loves it here.
- Yeah.

585
00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,182
I love Jessipa.