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Baby, you made partner.

2
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They say you don't feel like a partner
until you've been to the retreat.

3
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I've never heard that before.

4
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Well, I just made it up, but I can
do that now because I'm a partner.

5
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The power emanating from you
is really turning me on.

6
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- Yeah, it's turning me on too.
- Yeah.

7
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Hey, why don't you get my lanyard?

8
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Your lanyard.

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Thank you.

10
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- There it is.
- Wow.

11
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Look at that. You got a QR code.

12
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I gotta scan that QR code
for the full schedule.

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I'm gonna scan your ass.

14
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Wow.

15
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Is this everything you ever dreamed of?

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Yes, but even blander, if that's possible.

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- Sylvia. Oh, my God.
- Hi. Hey, Stewart, nice to see you.

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I'm so glad you're here.
It's gonna be so much less boring.

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You're so sweet.

20
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Well, we're very excited
for our staycation,

21
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and me for my front-row seat
of the partners' orgy.

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- The orgy is supposed to be a secret.
- My bad.

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Cheese platter, hello.

24
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May I recommend
the florescent green cubes?

25
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They taste like nothing.

26
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Frank Schaeffer, his speeches are endless.

27
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I think he founded the firm so he can
hold us all hostage with his golf stories.

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Oh, my God. That guy.
I've met him a dozen times.

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He never remembers my name. Not once.

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Never remembers anybody's name.

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It's one of the perks of being successful.

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I cannot wait to be successful enough that
I don't have to remember the names.

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Hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to the show, newbie.

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- Hey.
- Yeah. Hey, newbie.

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Congratulations, partner.
That was a cowboy accent.

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And a fine one at that.

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Sylvia, you're from Australia.

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What do you know about cowboys?

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Hey, did you guys hear
that Milton got taken off Dupont?

40
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What?

41
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Wait, Milton was running point
on everything to do with Suarez.

42
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- He was.
- Not anymore.

43
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Sorry, we're gonna have to
take this from the top.

44
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Who's in charge?
I've done a ton of work on Dupont.

45
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Okay, it was a mandatory withdrawal,
first of all.

46
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- But then trail-- Yes.
- Mandatory withdrawal?

47
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- Hi, I'm Marjorie, Albert's wife.
- Hi.

48
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Greg, Dan's husband.

49
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- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

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Sylvia. I'm Charlie's wife.

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It's a disaster.

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- It's the event trial right now.
- Relax.

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- Gentlemen, playing through.
- Hey, Frank. How's the speech coming?

54
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- How's it coming?
- Slow.

55
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We're gonna have to skip
all the afternoon sessions

56
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to finish the damn thing. But who cares?

57
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It's a bunch of lawyers just waiting
to get to the bar. Am I right?

58
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I'm sorry.

59
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It's okay. It's probably for the best.

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Frank Schaeffer.

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Sylvia Grieves. Yeah.
We've actually met before a few times.

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Forgive me. I'm terrible with names.

63
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No, I'm just giving you a hard time.
Just kidding. Nice to see you.

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- Prosecco?
- Yes.

65
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Wait a minute.
Did you use to work at Mezzaluna?

66
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Three years ago.

67
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Wait. Kenneth from Ohio.

68
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Yes. Oh, my God.

69
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Am I right? Am I right?

70
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It's a gift. All right, let's drink.

71
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So I'm at my aunt's apartment
with my cousins,

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and my aunt's cooking dinner.

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My favorite kind of dinner.
Seven-layer dip.

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And guess who walks in?

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I don't think you're ever gonna guess,
'cause you don't know him.

76
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Then he's like, "Just because we
haven't seen each other since high school,

77
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doesn't mean we're not friends anymore."

78
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I'm like,
"Were we friends in high school?"

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Because he used to throw
chicken sandwiches at my head.

80
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And it was public school,
so the chicken was hard as fuck.

81
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So, we're at his place,
and his little brother is all like,

82
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"Don't touch my Xbox."

83
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And I'm like, "I don't even
play Xbox anymore, little man."

84
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You feel me?
Like, I put aside childish things.

85
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I play adult games like Settlers of Catan.

86
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- You ever played that?
- No.

87
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It's actually just called "Catan" now,
not "Settlers of Catan,"

88
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because of the implications of
settler colonialism.

89
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And the 7-Eleven was literally closed.
I didn't even know it could close.

90
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Isn't that supposed to be a 24-hour place?

91
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You know, like seven days a week.
Seven till 11?

92
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Fucking shit!

93
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Shit, man. That looked like it hurt.

94
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- It did.
- Anyway, where was I?

95
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Yeah, the seven is for seven days a week,
but the 11 is--

96
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It's 11, um...

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When it closes, man.

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11:00 p.m.

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- Yes.
- Damn.

100
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You know, I used to steal
from 7-Eleven all the time,

101
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but I didn't have to, I had the money.

102
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You know,
I'm like a normal blue-collar guy.

103
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You know, I like spicy stuff
as much as the next guy.

104
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But have you ever
had Doritos for the damned?

105
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Fuck.

106
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You know you have to
sterilize that now, right?

107
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I know.

108
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Man, we work in a bar. How dope is that?

109
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It's pretty dope, Omar.

110
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Yo, did you print out that W-4?

111
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No, actually the printer here is broken.

112
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Okay.
You ain't got a printer at your house?

113
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I don't.
My wife got the printer in the divorce,

114
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so thanks for bringing up
that very, very, very painful memory.

115
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- I really appreciate that.
- What up, boys?

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Hey, yo, I got something
to float by you guys.

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- A possible collab for us.
- A collab?

118
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What do you think of Johnny 66?

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Johnny 66--
That's the restaurant chain, right?

120
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- Yeah, it's like a fast-casual place.
- Yeah, it's super cheesy, terrible.

121
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I don't know, but there's a lot of them.

122
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Well, just 'cause there's a lot
of something, it does not mean it's good.

123
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That's a good lesson for you.

124
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There's a lot of serial killers.
Serial killers are not good.

125
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- Are there that many serial killers?
- I think there is a lot of serial killers.

126
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My grandma used to live next to
the Golden State killer.

127
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- There you go.
- That's crazy.

128
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They used to bring each other
banana bread and shit.

129
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There's more television shows
about serial killers

130
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than there's actually serial killers.

131
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I really hope that's true,
'cause if it's not,

132
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Ice-T alone has conservatively caught
25,000 serial killers just in New York.

133
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- That's a lot of serial killers.
- Guys, let me talk, guys.

134
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Please talk.

135
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I fucking met the CEO of Johnny 66,
and guess what?

136
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He's interested in licensing our beer.

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You're welcome.

138
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And he's coming in tonight to try it.
Let's fucking close this shit.

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I don't think that is, like,

140
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really what is representative
of who we are necessarily.

141
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Which is what again?

142
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Which is creating an incredibly
high-quality product using integrity,

143
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and then selling that product
to people on Hinge dates

144
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and, like, pretty well-to-do alcoholics.

145
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Well, I think Johnny 66
is a dope-ass idea.

146
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And if he likes our beer,
we make freaking bank, bro.

147
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We should do it.

148
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I'm sorry, I'm not interested.

149
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Well, overruled.
It's not really up to you, man.

150
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Well, it is up to me,
'cause I'm the brewmaster.

151
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Well, I'm the money master
and this is my bar. So--

152
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Money master is not a thing.

153
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And me and Andy
each own a quarter of this place.

154
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Yeah, no. Yeah, you're right.

155
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You each own 24.5%
which together equals f--

156
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Forty-nine.

157
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Thank you. Forty-nine percent.
A minority stake, you fucking idiot.

158
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I'm the one who works
their fucking ass off

159
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to make this place what it is.

160
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Yeah, you did that with my money, bro.

161
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And you did a great job, William. Congratulations.

162
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Look at all the attention we're getting.
And now we can make even more money.

163
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I mean, that's what life's about,
right, boys?

164
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I mean, think about it,
it's about progression,

165
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it's about moving up.
It's about generational wealth.

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When you're playing <i>Call of Duty</i>,

167
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do you sit on rookie level
the entire time?

168
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Absolutely fucking not.
You move up, you go to elite.

169
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And then after elite, you go

170
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where Johnny 66 with an association of
Lucky Penny Brewing is gonna go.

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You go to legendary.

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I don't know what the fuck
any of that means

173
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because I'm over 12 years old.

174
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Will you tell this
mustachioed little fucking twerp

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that I'm not collabing
with a fascist burger chain?

176
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You know what?
I gotta go to the back and clean up

177
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because it's a little messy
making you guys money

178
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while you stand here in your fucking vest.

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I didn't get your name. I'm Will.

180
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Those are fucking cool. Are those Balmain?

181
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,074
- Yo, she's with me.
- Yeah, no fucking kidding.

182
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I don't know anything about you at all.
I guarantee you can do better.

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Will, wait.

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I spent the last four months
in Des Moines working on a case.

185
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I gotta say, Des Moines,
surprisingly robust gay scene.

186
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Most of them work at Applebee's.

187
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I love Applebee's.

188
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She loves Applebee's.

189
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Who doesn't love Applebee's?
I'm still in touch with Duane.

190
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Hey, what are you doing here?

191
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This retreat's for partners.

192
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Vanessa, hey.

193
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Plus, I get Sylvia.

194
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Hi, Vanessa. My goodness.

195
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Look at the four of us.

196
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It's like a 20-year reunion
at Kaplan-Meyer summer associates.

197
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So, you made partner too.

198
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That's amazing. Congratulations.

199
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Thanks. Still not anywhere close
to the equity I deserve,

200
00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:03,252
but that is a lawsuit for another day.

201
00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:06,421
Wow, you are a trooper
for coming to this with Charlie.

202
00:09:06,421 --> 00:09:08,340
No, I'm not here to hang out with Charlie.

203
00:09:08,340 --> 00:09:11,134
I'm just here for the free hotel room
and a night away from the kids.

204
00:09:11,844 --> 00:09:12,845
I hear that.

205
00:09:13,846 --> 00:09:17,224
Speaking of which,
how are Frances, Simon, and Maeve?

206
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:18,976
- Nailed it.
- Mommies always do.

207
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,519
I know, Mommy power.

208
00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:23,814
That's it. Mommy power.
I forgot how funny you are.

209
00:09:25,023 --> 00:09:26,066
Mommy power.

210
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,528
But they're good. Thank you for asking.
Yeah. Yeah, three's a lot.

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00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:32,823
Yeah, well, color me terrified then,
'cause I just had my fourth.

212
00:09:34,074 --> 00:09:35,909
- What?
- Yep.

213
00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:37,327
But, did you--

214
00:09:37,327 --> 00:09:43,250
Anyway, I'm gonna go.
I will see you and you later, partners.

215
00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:46,670
And Mama, I want you to have a wonderful
day and take care of yourself, okay?

216
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You're the best.

217
00:09:48,547 --> 00:09:50,757
Vanessa,
can we put our heads together for a sec?

218
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Give me a second.
Mommy power. I've gotta--

219
00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:19,620
So, Vanessa made partner.

220
00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:24,708
- Yeah.
- Did I know that?

221
00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:29,546
I don't know. Did you?

222
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,799
I don't think I did.
No, I definitely didn't.

223
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:36,553
Why didn't you tell me?

224
00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,055
I don't know,
it didn't seem that important.

225
00:10:38,055 --> 00:10:39,389
Lots of people make partner.

226
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,476
I guess it just slipped my mind.

227
00:10:43,852 --> 00:10:45,103
It slipped your mind?

228
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,773
What do you want me to say?

229
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:50,025
She works hard,
she's been at the firm for a long time.

230
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,070
When you do those things,
at a certain point you make partner.

231
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,321
Yeah, but Vanessa is different.

232
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,698
We went to law school together,
we clerked together.

233
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,283
And you know how I feel about her.

234
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,411
It's like she represents
everything that I could have been.

235
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,456
Babe, I hear you. I really do.

236
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,417
But she's not living some magical life.

237
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,128
You know, she probably envies you.

238
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,798
She's probably saying things
to her husband about you.

239
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,132
Like what?

240
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:19,763
I don't know.
I'm not in their conversations.

241
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,516
Maybe about you buying the house,
fixing it up,

242
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,226
and being, you know, like, creative.

243
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,602
You don't believe that.

244
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:29,106
It sounds like a lot more fun than arguing
about a legal contract for five hours

245
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,108
around a conference table
where you can't cross your legs

246
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,943
because there are so many AV wires.

247
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:38,115
You know what? I'm sorry, babe.
It's not a big deal, right.

248
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,493
This weekend is about you,
and I'm so proud of you.

249
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,289
I just want you to enjoy yourself
and enjoy the AV wires.

250
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,791
Thank you.

251
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,796
And you enjoy your afternoon.
And I'll see you at the reception tonight.

252
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,631
- Okay. Love you.
- Love you.

253
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,927
Did you hear Milton
got taken off of Dupont?

254
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,262
Wait, what?

255
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,682
- I thought the Suarez case was his thing.
- Used to be.

256
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,226
- Wow.
- Paul with the printer.

257
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,728
- Hey, hey.
- Yes!

258
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,814
They told me there were plugs up here
so I figured I'd bring it up.

259
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,940
Yeah, might as well.

260
00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:14,276
Problem solved!

261
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,986
Did you bring a laptop cord?

262
00:12:15,986 --> 00:12:17,863
No. Where are my nachos? I ordered nachos.

263
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,865
- How'd you order 'em?
- Fully loaded.

264
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,116
That's what I thought.

265
00:12:30,334 --> 00:12:31,418
Sorry.

266
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:33,837
Sorry.

267
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,257
<i>All rise.</i>

268
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,385
<i>Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.</i>

269
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:44,264
<i>This court now sentences you
to two and a half years in the Clark--</i>

270
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,851
<i>Next on Courtroom Live,
a mother of three sues her alma mater</i>

271
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,937
<i>when career opportunities th--</i>

272
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,691
You can't just take me off Dupont,
I brought that case in.

273
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:58,320
I'm not just some associate,
I'm a partner. I'm a partner!

274
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,461
I don't see what the problem is.
My kids and I love Johnny 66.

275
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,255
That does not make me feel better at all.

276
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,923
Well,
it's not meant to make you feel better.

277
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,133
- It's meant to make our kids feel better.
- Why did we meet here?

278
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,593
This is the lamest part of downtown.

279
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:25,305
You know, I was just really hungry.
And I also have this desire

280
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,600
to be surrounded by classic cars
and old American nostalgia

281
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,435
from when this country was a better place.

282
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,564
I found a way to reconcile
those two desires. Look.

283
00:13:34,356 --> 00:13:37,401
No, not here.
No, no, no, no, I'm not going.

284
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,611
No, there's so many better places
to eat around here.

285
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,531
- Don't be a square. Come on. Come on.
- Come on, don't do that.

286
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,783
I can't be seen
going into a place like this.

287
00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,371
- Hello.
- Hi.

288
00:13:50,122 --> 00:13:51,456
Table for two, please.

289
00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:55,085
Well, your pit crew will have your
table ready in one minute and counting.

290
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,171
All right, thank you.

291
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,592
The fact that you like this place
is the most unknowable thing about you.

292
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,010
I love this place.

293
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,387
Now, why do we have Rosa Parks on the wall

294
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,683
next to three girls drinking milkshakes,
above a car Adolf Hitler designed?

295
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,727
It's your country. You explain it.

296
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,271
Least she's at the front
of the restaurant.

297
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,481
Who's this fucking guy?

298
00:14:17,191 --> 00:14:18,483
You know who that is?

299
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,570
That's the founder and visionary
of Johnny 66.

300
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,655
- It's Johnny Rev.
- That's not a real name.

301
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,699
If it was, that would be truly miraculous.

302
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,910
He is actually a very interesting guy.

303
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,162
He's very smart.
I heard him interviewed on NPR.

304
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,123
They consider him a disrupter.

305
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,960
Look he's disrupting people's buttholes
after they eat his onion rings.

306
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,670
Listen, you could learn from him.

307
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,465
What? How to become a hybrid
of a human and a tanning bed?

308
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,593
How to run a beloved
and successful business.

309
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:48,096
Honestly, this place fucking sucks,
and I want nothing to do with it.

310
00:14:49,139 --> 00:14:50,390
That was cool.

311
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,561
- Follow me.
- Thank you, I love your hair.

312
00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,147
- They make me do this.
- That's great.

313
00:14:58,732 --> 00:14:59,733
Merch.

314
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,860
Do people actually buy this shit?

315
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,487
Just have a little look.

316
00:15:06,365 --> 00:15:08,200
How many doo-wop songs are there?

317
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,952
You know,
if you listen to the words carefully,

318
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,996
every single one of them
is about having sex with an underage girl.

319
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,498
It's a disgusting genre.

320
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,875
I'm so bummed they didn't have
the mozzarella stick shifts.

321
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,460
They're so good. You would've loved them.

322
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,045
The beer is garbage.

323
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,048
You should try a fender blender.
They're very strong.

324
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,132
What's in there?

325
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,134
Everything that's in a piña colada.

326
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,513
- So it's a piña colada?
- No, it's a fender blender.

327
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,139
- That's good branding.
- You want to get one?

328
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,016
- I'm okay. Thank you.
- Come on.

329
00:15:34,268 --> 00:15:45,696
<i>Happy birthday
Happy, happy birthday</i>

330
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:49,283
<i>Happy birthday to you</i>

331
00:15:49,283 --> 00:15:52,870
- Vroom, vroom. Happy birthday, Daddy-o.
- Thank you.

332
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:54,872
- Love you, baby doll!

333
00:15:54,872 --> 00:15:57,332
- Not my birthday.
- Thanks, guys. He's lying.

334
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,792
- You proud of yourself?
- Happy birthday.

335
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,837
You know my wish? That a meteorite
kills us all, right now.

336
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,887
I'll give it to Johnny Rev, which I assume
is short for "Johnathan Revolution."

337
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,390
These are delicious, and these booths
are very fun to sit in.

338
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,642
- See?
- And the food is pretty fucking good.

339
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,729
- Somebody changing their mind?
- No, not at all.

340
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,105
I'm confused.

341
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:24,318
Isn't the point of starting a brewery
just to sell a lot of beer?

342
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,862
The point is to sell good beer,
which we are doing.

343
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,697
And I'm very happy
with our level of success,

344
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,199
and I have no interest in selling out to,

345
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,034
like, a giant corporate conglomerate.

346
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,785
That's a little bit illogical. Come on.

347
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,496
Like, you're just gonna be
making beer and selling beer

348
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,040
and probably make a lot of money.

349
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,917
- And--
- Why is everyone so obsessed with money?

350
00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:45,631
Take it easy.
Back up, Alexandria Cortazio-Cortez.

351
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:46,965
Not even almost her name.

352
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,384
I don't think you got--
I think you got one out of three right.

353
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,387
Okay. What's really going on?

354
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:57,935
I'm gonna be honest with you.

355
00:17:00,187 --> 00:17:01,063
I am cool.

356
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,733
I'm a cool.

357
00:17:04,733 --> 00:17:06,401
- I'm in the cool category.
- "A cool"?

358
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,111
- I'm a cool guy.
- Singular?

359
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,865
This place? Not fucking cool. It's uncool.

360
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,244
And if you're like me, that is terrifying.
Okay?

361
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,372
- You gotta stay cool. Gotta stay cool.
- I gotta stay cool.

362
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,705
I can't not be cool.

363
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,209
Nobody is saying that you're not cool.

364
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,252
This place would be saying I'm not cool.

365
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,505
Nobody's saying you're not cool.

366
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:31,260
I'm just suggesting that maybe
at this point in our lives

367
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,847
when we're at this age, that maybe
we should focus less on being cool

368
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,349
and more on acting our age.

369
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:41,311
Well, that was spoken
like a true lamazoid.

370
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,480
I just can't be a corporate sellout.

371
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,607
Well, you gotta go tell Andy.

372
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,609
He went to business school.
I don't know what to say.

373
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,320
I'm a lawyer. I'll come with you.
We'll sort it out.

374
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,155
- I'll come with you.
- Thank you.

375
00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,078
You guys look fucking insane.

376
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,039
Yeah, and I'll tell you why.
We were at Johnny 66.

377
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,583
We had a great time.

378
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,543
The cake was good,
and it came in a little car,

379
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,295
but other than that
it fucking sucks there,

380
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,589
and we cannot have this guy
coming here tonight,

381
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,800
trying all of our delicious beers
and making us an offer we can't refuse.

382
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,136
I think we should serve our beers
at Johnny 66.

383
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,722
Yeah, I want to completely sell out
and make money.

384
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:20,517
Are you kidding me, man?
Have you been inside of a Johnny 66?

385
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519
I have. It's not good.

386
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,813
There was a painting on the wall
of Martin Luther King

387
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,481
on a surfboard with Fred Flintstone,

388
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,693
and even in the painting
Martin Luther King was like, "Really?"

389
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,822
Whatever. Whatever. I googled them,
and there's a fuck ton of them.

390
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,199
Meaning we can make a lot of money.

391
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:39,828
You know, what makes me sad at night
is how obsessed with "money" everyone is.

392
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,371
Well, we live in America.

393
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:44,666
- Right. It's a capitalist society.
- With money, you can buy a car.

394
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,335
Or it gets you a printer for your house,

395
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,504
so you can get me that fucking W-4
I've been asking for.

396
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,089
- I know the things money does.
- You know what I think?

397
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,383
You don't want this deal
to work out because it came from Reggie,

398
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,761
and you fucking hate Reggie
because he's Audrey's brother.

399
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,971
And you're clearly not over
your goddamn divorce

400
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,599
so you're gonna tank every idea he has,
even if it's a fucking good one.

401
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,809
That's actually very insightful.

402
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,646
- This is about the divorce, and--
- Don't start fucking therapizing me.

403
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:09,066
- Go open a practice together.
- Fuck, maybe we should. Maybe we should.

404
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:12,069
I bet you I'd make more money there
than I do in this fucking place.

405
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,739
Look, I'm just saying it wouldn't kill us
to get a little more liquid. That's all.

406
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,701
All I know is that this place
is always full, and we're both doing fine.

407
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:23,664
Fuck fine. I want more than fine.
Goddamn it. You know this.

408
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:27,376
I wanna be married, bro.
I wanna start a family, do family shit.

409
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,170
You just think you want that. You don't
actually fucking want that. You're fine.

410
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,839
- Where are you going?
- Nowhere.

411
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,096
- Will?
- Yeah.

412
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,598
You're spilling the beer.

413
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,393
I know I am. Can't serve beer
if there is no beer.

414
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,811
Hey, what are you doing?

415
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:48,438
Hey, Omar. Will you help me
empty this tank over here?

416
00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:49,439
- Yeah.
- Thank you.

417
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,235
These tanks look like
they hold a lot of beer.

418
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,152
They do.

419
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,697
And that's a very small hose,
and there's a lot of tanks in here.

420
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,699
But it is a largely symbolic gesture.

421
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:01,326
Well, and there's also some
cans of beer behind you.

422
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,037
Those are cider, not beer.
But I can empty those too.

423
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,164
Yeah. You'd like the cider.
Ladies love cider.

424
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,666
- Dude, Will.
- I do like cider.

425
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,626
- I'm Sylvia.
- Will, what the fuck are you doing, bro?

426
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,337
- Hey.
- Goddamn it! What the-- Stop it.

427
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,380
Gimme the fucking-- Don't--

428
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,548
Stop it!

429
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,050
- No! I won't stop. No!
- Hey. Gimme the hose.

430
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,844
- Get outta here.
- No! Fuck you.

431
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,555
It's in my eyes, you dick!
What are you doing?

432
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,931
I will not go down without a fight!

433
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:26,351
What you said
about Audrey is not true, okay?

434
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,229
Yeah, I've moved on from that.
I've resolved that situation emotionally.

435
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,481
I even got my stuff
out of her place, okay?

436
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,609
This has to do with the fact
that I hate Reggie,

437
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,987
and I do not hate him because
he is Audrey's stepbrother!

438
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,448
I hate him because
he's a fucking piece of shit!

439
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:40,532
Goodbye.

440
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,328
Dick!

441
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:50,000
Am I gonna have to clean this up? Because
it seems like it shouldn't be my job.

442
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,754
Motherfucker,
we both have to clean this up.

443
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,380
It's only four people that work in here.

444
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,800
Yo. Hey.

445
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,427
- Hey.
- Hey.

446
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,804
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.

447
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,098
It's just work shit.
That's our normal, everyday dynamic.

448
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,683
And I think it's quite healthy actually.

449
00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:10,020
I've never seen anything like that.

450
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,314
That's, like, the biggest argument
I've ever seen. Wow.

451
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,025
I'm proud of where we've gotten,
to be honest. It used to be much worse.

452
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:17,027
What are you doing now?
Do you wanna hang out?

453
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:18,612
Yeah. No, I can't.

454
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,239
I gotta go back to the Omni.

455
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,365
You're staying at the Omni?

456
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,451
You cashing in on Air Miles
for a sexy weekend?

457
00:21:25,077 --> 00:21:26,662
Charlie's got a work reception there.

458
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:29,623
I actually have to meet him
in 20 minutes. I'm late. Yeah.

459
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,959
I haven't seen Charlie in forever.

460
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,877
I love that guy.
I would love to see Charlie.

461
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,296
- Really?
- I mean, unless you don't want me to come.

462
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,632
No. You really want to come?

463
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,634
Yeah. Thanks. I got nothing going on.

464
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,010
Okay. Well...

465
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,054
I can't get a Lyft.
It's, like, 25 minutes away.

466
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,181
Yeah. Lyfts are too scared
to come to this neighborhood.

467
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,266
We'll take a scooter.

468
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,433
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.

469
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,311
Never been on one of these before.

470
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,438
Yeah? Use that one. My treat.

471
00:21:54,648 --> 00:21:56,525
It's got a lot of bird poop on that one.

472
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:59,152
Sure does. This one's busted.

473
00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:04,700
Why?

474
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,661
Why do people do anything?
It's a complicated question.

475
00:22:09,872 --> 00:22:12,249
Do you think this is a good idea
if you've had a few drinks?

476
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,085
I think they invented these
for people who had a few drinks.

477
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,395
You like the beer?

478
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
No. Terrible.

479
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:36,732
- You want another one?
- 'Course.

480
00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:47,492
- What's happening?
- Toss 'em.

481
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,827
It's part of their terms of service.

482
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,370
They want you to do it.

483
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,622
Get down!

484
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,123
- Okay. Yeah!
- Get it!

485
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,462
I'm just gonna go up to the room and get
changed, so just wait for me down here.

486
00:22:58,462 --> 00:22:59,796
- Okay. Yeah. No problem.
- Okay.

487
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,881
Hey, there's Charlie.

488
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:03,550
Hey, Charlie. What's up, man?

489
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,761
No. I've gotta take off
these clothes. What are you doing?

490
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,970
It's too late. He's coming over.

491
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,389
- Surprised. Did not expect to see you.
- Hi. Look at you.

492
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:13,560
You look beautiful, sir.
And even firmer than last time,

493
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,978
and you were firm as fuck, my friend.

494
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,397
Thank you. You look great too.

495
00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:19,441
That's not true.
I look bad. I've had a rough year.

496
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,693
- Hi. I'm Stewart.
- Will. Nice to meet you.

497
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,446
We all used to work together,
like, a hundred years ago.

498
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:27,115
- Cool.
- You two look festive.

499
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:30,744
Actually, he looks a lot better than
what he did at the beginning of the day.

500
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,538
You should have seen his outfit.

501
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:35,207
Oh, my God. He looked insane. No offense.

502
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,084
I'd be offended
if you did like how I dress.

503
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,461
You look like you live in Ann Taylor Loft.

504
00:23:40,629 --> 00:23:42,673
I love Ann Taylor.
They have great styling.

505
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,049
They do. Very beige.

506
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:48,387
Okay, Sylvia. We get it.
You got a hot bod. Cease and desist.

507
00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,349
Hey. Vanessa. I'm a partner
at the same firm as Charlie.

508
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,393
- I'm Will. Congratulations.
- Thank you.

509
00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:56,895
I'm not a lawyer, but good for you. Yeah.

510
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,105
So, Sylvia,

511
00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:02,192
what'd you get up to with your day while
we were stuck in an M&A strategy session?

512
00:24:02,192 --> 00:24:03,861
Little spa time for Mama?

513
00:24:05,529 --> 00:24:06,864
Did Mama have some spa time?

514
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,408
- You saw I made the funny one laugh?
- Yeah.

515
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:10,742
Yeah, I'm not a clown.

516
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:14,663
Charlie, you free for dinner
after my speech?

517
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:17,958
The Winer and Finling people and I
are going to The Palm for surf and turf.

518
00:24:18,542 --> 00:24:19,543
I'm going.

519
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,295
You should definitely go.

520
00:24:21,295 --> 00:24:23,881
Darling, can I get a Johnnie Walker
on the rocks, please?

521
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:26,800
I'm sorry. I'm not a waitress here.

522
00:24:27,467 --> 00:24:29,553
My mistake. I'm Frank Schaeffer.

523
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,346
I know. I've met you like 200 times.

524
00:24:32,055 --> 00:24:32,973
That's my speech.

525
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,766
How about we play a little game?

526
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:40,063
I give you your speech back if you can
remember my name in three guesses.

527
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:41,982
Okay.

528
00:24:42,733 --> 00:24:45,611
- Sweetie. I--
- Nobody hints. No hints. No hints.

529
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,238
I remember. You're Charlie's wife.

530
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:51,033
No. Not a name.
"Charlie's wife" is not a name.

531
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,951
- Was that a guess?
- You have two more guesses left.

532
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:55,078
It's like Rumpelstiltskin
but very awkward.

533
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,081
- Okay, sweetie. I--
- It's very funny. Very, very funny.

534
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,375
But I know your name. It's Marni.

535
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:04,546
Nope. Cool name. I could be a Marni.
Not my name.

536
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,216
So you have one guess left.

537
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:09,176
All right, we've had our fun.

538
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,345
Let me take my speech back
'cause I'm gonna need it.

539
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,514
- Nope. You have one more guess.
- All right.

540
00:25:14,932 --> 00:25:15,766
Sylvia.

541
00:25:15,766 --> 00:25:17,017
Hey, no hints.

542
00:25:17,684 --> 00:25:19,311
I remember your name.

543
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:21,730
Cynthia.

544
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,148
Nope. It's Sylvia.

545
00:25:23,982 --> 00:25:25,984
Shit. She did it. She fucking did it.

546
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,486
Now you're gonna remember who I am.

547
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:28,779
That's my speech.

548
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,740
She said, "Now you'll remember who I am."

549
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,492
Next time you'll remember my name.

550
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:35,077
She said next time
you'll remember her name.

551
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:37,037
- Thank you.
- Okay. All right.

552
00:25:38,539 --> 00:25:39,998
Get her some barbecue sauce.

553
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,917
When I do shrooms, I use barbecue sauce.

554
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,460
Let's get you a glass of water.

555
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:47,381
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

556
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:49,508
That was insane.
That's gonna fuck up your tummy.

557
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,759
Where did that come from?

558
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,638
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know what
happened. I just lost it. I saw red and--

559
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,683
I know that Frank is an asshole,
but seriously, that was over the top.

560
00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,018
- I know. I--
- This door locked behind us.

561
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,229
- I'm trapped out here with you.
- I see that guy every day.

562
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,273
I have to kiss his ass.
I have to be on his good side.

563
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:06,066
I have to go
on one of his fishing trips now.

564
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,068
I have avoided them for years,
but now I have to do it.

565
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,654
I hate that weird little lodge.
There are bunk beds.

566
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:12,322
- I know. I'm sorry.
- And now I have to do it.

567
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:15,659
Truly, Sylvia, what was that about?

568
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,161
Why didn't you just tell me
that Vanessa was making partner?

569
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,205
Why?
I know that didn't slip your mind, babe.

570
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:23,667
Because I knew if I told you, you would
do something insane like you just did.

571
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:25,961
I'm your husband. I'm not blind.

572
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,755
You could have had a career
like Vanessa's but you chose not to.

573
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,843
I chose to watch our children grow up.

574
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:37,389
And those are precious years.
I'm grateful for that. I'm glad I did it,

575
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,684
but it doesn't mean that it's not hard
for me to come somewhere like this.

576
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:43,687
I just feel insecure,
and seeing all of these old colleagues

577
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,732
and they're just treating me
like I'm an invisible ghost.

578
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:51,069
Okay, fine. If you want to
get back into the law, you can.

579
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:53,405
You just have to find something
that excites you.

580
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:56,533
Really? I've been out of the workforce
for 13 years.

581
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,410
That's a real asset to an employer.

582
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,704
- It's a key card situation, so...
- Okay.

583
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:04,124
I am not saying that there won't be
bars to entry, but you have a law degree.

584
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:07,002
You are a very good lawyer.
If you want to do it, you can.

585
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,712
But I'm not just a lawyer, Charlie.

586
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,756
I'm also a mom.
I have to pick up my kids at 2:00.

587
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:11,840
No. Not necessarily true.

588
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,384
There are plenty of rewarding jobs
that you can do from 9:00 until 2:00.

589
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:15,302
Really?

590
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:17,596
Why don't you tell your boss
you're gonna do a five-hour workday?

591
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,014
Tell me how that goes.

592
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:26,063
Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt,
but Frank's about to give his speech.

593
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,898
You probably don't want to miss that.

594
00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:33,487
- Just go.
- I'm sorry.

595
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,532
- We will discuss later.
- Yes, yes.

596
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:42,079
Come on. Go with him.

597
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:44,248
No. He doesn't want me in there.

598
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:47,501
He does. Your very, very, very attractive
husband does want you in there.

599
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:50,420
Also, you ate that guy's fucking speech.
You got to see what he says.

600
00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:54,675
I kind of know what his speech
is gonna be like in my gut.

601
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:56,635
Goddamn! That's solid.

602
00:27:57,636 --> 00:28:00,389
Even in these dark times,
bringing the heat.

603
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:01,849
- Thanks, buddy.
- Get in there.

604
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:09,898
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait. Fuck.

605
00:28:35,591 --> 00:28:39,219
- <i>Sunday morning.</i>
- <i>I love fruit.</i>

606
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,096
Skaagn.

607
00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:01,783
Do you have a business center?

608
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,075
What is that?

609
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,494
My W-4. You've been asking for it.

610
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,578
Okay.

611
00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:49,581
- You know you have to fill it out, right?
- I do. Can I borrow your pen?

612
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:52,292
- Yes, you can. Here you go.
- Thank you.

613
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:56,463
- What is my federal tax ID number?
- You should probably know that.

614
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,424
Yeah. I don't know that.
My mom has all that information.

615
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,009
I love your mom.

616
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:05,305
What are we serving the Johnny 66 guy?

617
00:30:06,807 --> 00:30:07,808
Probably everything.

618
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,353
- That cool with you, brewmaster?
- It is.

619
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:13,480
The jumpsuit.

620
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,899
- Nice, huh?
- Yeah. I'm super into it.

621
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,235
It's super cool.
We should totally sell these.

622
00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,778
- Fuck, yeah.
- It's comfortable too.

623
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:21,071
Hell yeah. It looks comfortable.

624
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:24,658
It is hard to pee in, but overall,
you know, very, very nice.

625
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:25,993
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

626
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:27,703
<i>Next year,</i>

627
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,205
we're just gonna keep--

628
00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:36,837
We're gonna keep building on that bigness,
and--

629
00:30:38,213 --> 00:30:42,259
We're gonna expand to a level...

630
00:30:43,802 --> 00:30:46,638
that'll be the next level.

631
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:57,107
You know, the arc of the universe
bends toward--

632
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:02,446
Well, thank you.

633
00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,121
That was a great speech.

634
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:12,581
Thank you, Sylvia.

635
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,968
- It worked. He remembered my name.
- Yeah.

636
00:31:24,968 --> 00:31:26,512
He just said, "Thank you, Sylvia."