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Baby, you made partner.
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They say you don't feel like a partner
until you've been to the retreat.
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Oh. I've never heard that before.
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Well, I just made it up, but I can
do that now because I'm a partner.
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[sighs] The power emanating from you
is really turning me on.
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- Yeah, it's turning me on too.
- Yeah.
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Hey, uh, why don't you get my lanyard?
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- Ooh, your lanyard.
- Mmm.
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Thank you.
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- [clicks tongue] Ooh, there it is.
- Wow.
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[sighs] Look at that. You got a QR code.
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I gotta scan that QR code
for the full schedule.
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- Oh, yeah. I'm gonna scan your ass.
- [chuckles]
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Oh, wow. [sighs]
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Is this everything you ever dreamed of?
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Yes, but even blander, if that's possible.
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- Sylvia. Oh, my God.
- Oh, hi. Hey, Stewart, nice to see you.
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[chuckles] I'm so glad you're here.
It's gonna be so much less boring.
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Aw, you're so sweet.
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Well, we're very excited
for our staycation,
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and me for my front-row seat
of the partners' orgy.
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- The orgy is supposed to be a secret.
- My bad.
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Oh. Cheese platter, hello.
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May I recommend
the florescent green cubes?
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- They taste like nothing.
- Mmm.
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[sighs] Frank Schaeffer,
his speeches are endless.
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I think he founded the firm so he can
hold us all hostage with his golf stories.
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Oh, my God. That guy.
I've met him a dozen times.
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He never remembers my name. Not once.
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Never remembers anybody's name.
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It's one of the perks of being successful.
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I cannot wait to be successful enough that
I don't have to remember the names.
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Hey, hey, hey.
Welcome to the show, newbie. [laughs]
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- Hey. [laughs]
- Yeah. Hey, newbie. [laughing]
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[laughing] Congratulations, partner.
That was a cowboy accent.
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Oh, and a fine one at that.
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- Oh. [chuckles]
- Sylvia, you're from Australia.
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What do you know about cowboys?
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Oh, hey, did you guys hear
that Milton got taken off Dupont?
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What?
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Wait, Milton was running point
on everything to do with Suarez.
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- Mmm, he was.
- Not anymore. [chuckles]
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Sorry, we're gonna have to
take this from the top.
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Who's in charge? I've done wh--
A ton of work on Dupont.
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Okay, it was a mandatory withdrawal,
first of all.
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- But then trail-- Yes.
- Mandatory withdrawal?
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- Hi, I'm Marjorie, Albert's wife.
- Oh, hi.
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Greg, Dan's husband.
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- Oh, nice to meet you. [chuckles]
- Nice to meet you.
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Sylvia. I'm Charlie's wife.
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- [inhales deeply]
- [Marjorie] Mmm.
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[sighs] Mm-hmm.
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Mmm.
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[Albert] It's a disaster.
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- [Albert] It's the event trial right now.
- [Rachel] Relax.
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- Gentlemen, playing through. [laughing]
- Oh, hey, Frank. How's the speech coming?
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- [Tasmin] how's it coming?
- Oh, slow.
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We're gonna have to skip
all the afternoon sessions
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to finish the damn thing. But who cares?
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It's a bunch of lawyers just waiting
to get to the bar. Am I right?
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Oh. Oh, I'm sorry.
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[chuckles] Oh, it's okay.
It's probably for the best. [stammers]
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Frank Schaeffer.
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Sylvia Grieves. Yeah.
We've actually met before a few times.
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Oh, forgive me. I'm terrible with names.
[laughs]
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No, I'm just giving you a hard time.
Just kidding. [laughs] Nice to see you.
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- Prosecco?
- Yes.
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Wait a minute.
Did you use to work at Mezzaluna?
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Three years ago.
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Wait. Kenneth from Ohio.
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- Yes. Oh, my God.
- [chuckles]
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Am I right? Am I right?
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It's a gift. All right, let's drink.
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[ringing]
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[grunts]
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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So I'm at my aunt's apartment
with my cousins,
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and my aunt's cooking dinner.
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My favorite kind of dinner.
Seven-layer dip.
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And guess who walks in?
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I don't think you're ever gonna guess,
'cause you don't know him.
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Then he's like, "Just because we
haven't seen each other since high school,
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doesn't mean we're not friends anymore."
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I'm like,
"Were we friends in high school?"
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Because he used to throw
chicken sandwiches at my head.
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And it was public school,
so the chicken was hard as fuck.
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[sighs, sniffs]
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So, we're at his place,
and his little brother is all like,
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"Don't touch my Xbox."
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And I'm like, "I don't even
play Xbox anymore, little man."
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You feel me?
Like, I-I put aside childish things.
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I play--
I play adult games like Settlers of Catan.
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- You ever played that?
- No.
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It's actually just called "Catan" now,
not "Settlers of Catan,"
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because of the implications of
settler colonialism.
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And the 7-Eleven was literally closed.
I didn't even know it could close.
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Isn't that supposed to be a 24-hour place?
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You know, like seven days a week.
Seven till 11?
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Ow! Fucking shit!
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Ah, shit, man. That looked like it hurt.
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- It did. [grunting]
- Anyway, where was I?
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Yeah, the seven is for seven days a week,
but the 11 is--
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It's 11-- Ugh. Eleven, um...
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When it closes, man.
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Oh, 11:00 p.m.
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- Yes.
- Damn.
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You know, I used to steal
from 7-Eleven all the time,
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but I didn't have to, I had the money.
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You know,
I'm like a normal blue-collar guy.
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You know, I like spicy stuff
as much as the next guy.
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But, uh-- But have you ever
had Doritos for the damned?
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Fuck.
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Oh, you know you have to
sterilize that now, right?
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I know.
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[sighs] Man, we work in a bar.
How dope is that?
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It's pretty dope, Omar.
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Yo, did you, uh, print out that W-4?
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Um, no,
actually the printer here is broken.
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Okay.
You ain't got a printer at your house?
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I don't.
My wife got the printer in the divorce,
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so thanks for bringing up
that very, very, very painful memory.
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- I really appreciate that.
- What up, boys?
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Hey, yo, I got something
to float by you guys.
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- Uh, a possible collab for us.
- A collab?
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What do you think of Johnny 66?
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Johnny 66--
Oh, that's the restaurant chain, right?
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- Yeah, it's like a fast-casual place.
- Yeah, it's super cheesy, terrible.
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[singsongy]
I don't know, but there's a lot of them.
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Ooh, well, just 'cause there's a lot
of something, it does not mean it's good.
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That's a good lesson for you.
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There's a lot of serial killers.
Serial killers are not good.
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- Are there that many serial killers?
- I think there is a lot of serial killers.
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My grandma used to live next to
the Golden State killer.
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- There you go.
- [Andy] That's crazy.
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They used to bring each other
banana bread and shit.
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There's more television shows
about serial killers
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than there's actually serial killers.
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I really hope that's true,
'cause if it's not,
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Ice-T alone has conservatively caught
25,000 serial killers just in New York.
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- [Andy] That's a lot of serial killers.
- Guys, let me talk, guys.
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Please talk.
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I fucking met the CEO of Johnny 66,
and guess what?
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He's interested in licensing our beer.
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You're welcome.
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And he's coming in tonight to try it.
Let's fucking close this shit.
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[clicks tongue]
I don't think that is, like,
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really what is representative
of who we are necessarily.
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Which is what again?
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Which is creating an incredibly
high-quality product using integrity,
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and then selling that product
to people on Hinge dates
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and, like, pretty well-to-do alcoholics.
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Well, I think Johnny 66
is a dope-ass idea.
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And if he likes our beer,
we make freaking bank, bro.
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We should do it.
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I'm sorry, I'm not interested.
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Well, overruled.
It's not really up to you, man.
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Uh, well, it is up to me,
'cause I'm the brewmaster.
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Well, I'm the money master
and this is my bar. So-- [laughs]
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Money master, uh, is not a thing.
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And me and Andy
each own a quarter of this place.
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Yeah, no. Yeah, you're right.
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You each own 24.5%
which together equals f--
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Forty-nine.
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Thank you. Forty-nine percent.
A minority stake, you fucking idiot.
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I'm the one who works
their fucking ass off
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to make this place what it is.
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Yeah, you did that with my money, bro.
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And you did a great job, William. Congratulations.
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Look at all the attention we're getting.
And now we can make even more money.
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I mean, that's what life's about,
right, boys?
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I mean, think about it,
it's about progression,
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it's about moving up.
It's about generational wealth.
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When you're playing Call of Duty,
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do you sit on rookie level
the entire time?
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Absolutely fucking not.
You move up, you go to elite.
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And then after elite, you go
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where Johnny 66 with an association of
Lucky Penny Brewing is gonna go.
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You go to legendary.
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I don't know what the fuck
any of that means
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because I'm over 12 years old.
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Will you tell this
mustachioed little fucking twerp
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that I'm not collabing
with a fascist burger chain?
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You know what?
I gotta go to the back and clean up
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because it's a little messy
making you guys money
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while you stand here in your fucking vest.
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I didn't get your name. I'm Will.
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Those are fucking cool. Are those Balmain?
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- Yo, she's with me.
- Yeah, no fucking kidding.
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I don't know anything about you at all.
I guarantee you can do better.
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Will, wait.
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I spent the last four months
in Des Moines working on a case.
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I gotta say, Des Moines,
surprisingly robust gay scene.
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- Mmm.
- Most of them work at Applebee's.
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I love Applebee's.
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She loves Applebee's.
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Who doesn't love Applebee's?
I'm still in touch with Duane.
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Hey, what are you doing here?
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This retreat's for partners.
[cheers, laughs]
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Mmm, Vanessa, hey.
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- Plus, I get Sylvia.
- [Sylvia] Oh.
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Oh, hi, Vanessa. Oh, my goodness.
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Look at the four of us.
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It's like a 20-year reunion
at Kaplan-Meyer summer associates.
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So, you made partner too.
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That's amazing. Congratulations.
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Thanks. Still not anywhere close
to the equity I deserve,
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- but that is a lawsuit for another day.
- [chuckles]
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Wow, you are a trooper
for coming to this with Charlie.
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Oh, no,
I'm not here to hang out with Charlie.
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I'm just here for the free hotel room
and a night away from the kids.
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[chuckles] Oh, I hear that. [laughs]
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Speaking of which,
how are Frances, Simon, and Maeve?
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- Nailed it.
- Mommies always do.
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I know, Mommy power.
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That's it. Mommy power.
I forgot how funny you are.
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- [chuckles]
- Ah, Mommy power.
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But they're good. Thank you for asking.
Yeah. Yeah, three's a lot.
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Yeah, well, color me terrified then,
'cause I just had my fourth. [chuckles]
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- What?
- Yep.
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[stammers] But, did you--
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Anyway, I'm gonna go.
I will see you and you later, partners.
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And Mama, I want you to have a wonderful
day and take care of yourself, okay?
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You're the best.
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Vanessa,
can we put our heads together for a sec?
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[Vanessa] Give me a second.
Mommy power. I've gotta-- [laughing]
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[elevator dings]
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So, Vanessa made partner.
230
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- Mmm, yeah.
- Did I know that?
231
00:10:25,918 --> 00:10:29,546
Um, I don't know. Did you?
232
00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,799
I don't think I did.
No, I definitely didn't.
233
00:10:34,927 --> 00:10:35,969
Why didn't you tell me?
234
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,013
Uh, I don't know,
it didn't seem that important.
235
00:10:38,013 --> 00:10:39,389
Lots of people make partner.
236
00:10:41,099 --> 00:10:42,476
I guess it just slipped my mind.
237
00:10:43,227 --> 00:10:45,103
[scoffs] It slipped your mind?
238
00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:47,773
What do you want me to say?
239
00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:50,025
She works hard,
she's been at the firm for a long time.
240
00:10:50,025 --> 00:10:53,070
When you do those things,
at a certain point you make partner.
241
00:10:53,070 --> 00:10:54,321
Yeah, but Vanessa is different.
242
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,698
We went to law school together,
we clerked together.
243
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:58,283
And you know how I feel about her.
244
00:10:58,283 --> 00:11:01,411
It's like she represents
everything that I could have been.
245
00:11:01,995 --> 00:11:04,456
Babe, I-- I hear you. I-I really do.
246
00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:07,417
But she's not living some magical life.
247
00:11:08,252 --> 00:11:10,128
You know, she probably envies you.
248
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:12,798
She's probably saying things
to her husband about you.
249
00:11:13,298 --> 00:11:14,132
Like what?
250
00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:19,763
I-- I d-- I don't know.
I'm not in their conversations.
251
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,516
Maybe about you buying the house,
fixing it up,
252
00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:24,226
and being, you know, like, creative.
253
00:11:24,226 --> 00:11:25,602
You don't believe that.
254
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:29,106
It sounds like a lot more fun than arguing
about a legal contract for five hours
255
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:31,108
around a conference table
where you can't cross your legs
256
00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,943
because there are so many AV wires.
257
00:11:34,695 --> 00:11:38,115
Uh, you know what? I'm sorry, babe.
I-- It's not a big deal, right.
258
00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:41,493
This weekend is about you,
and I'm-- I'm so proud of you.
259
00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:45,289
I just want you to enjoy yourself
and en-enjoy the AV wires.
260
00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,291
[chuckles] Thank you.
261
00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:52,796
And you enjoy your afternoon.
And I'll see you at the reception tonight.
262
00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,631
- Okay. Love you.
- Love you.
263
00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,927
[Tasmin] Did you hear Milton
got taken off of Dupont?
264
00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,262
[lawyer] Wait, what?
265
00:12:00,262 --> 00:12:03,682
- I thought the Suarez case was his thing.
- Used to be.
266
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:06,226
- Wow.
- Oh, Paul with the printer.
267
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,728
- [Paul] Hey, hey.
- Yes! [laughs]
268
00:12:07,728 --> 00:12:10,814
They told me there were plugs up here
so I figured I'd-- I'd bring it up.
269
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:11,940
Yeah, might as well.
270
00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:14,276
Whoo-hoo! Problem solved!
271
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:15,694
[Tasmin] Did you bring a laptop cord?
272
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,863
[Paul] Uh, no. Where are my nachos?
I ordered nachos.
273
00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:19,865
- [Tasmin] How'd you order 'em?
- [Paul] Fully loaded.
274
00:12:19,865 --> 00:12:21,116
[Tasmin] That's what I thought.
275
00:12:29,458 --> 00:12:31,418
Oh, sorry.
276
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,670
Uh, sorry. [sighs]
277
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,257
All rise.
278
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:40,385
[Judge]
Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
279
00:12:41,053 --> 00:12:44,264
[announcer 1] This court now sentences you
to two and a half years in the Clark--
280
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,851
[announcer 2] Next on Courtroom Live,
a mother of three sues her alma mater
281
00:12:47,851 --> 00:12:49,937
when career opportunities th--
282
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,021
[sighs]
283
00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:54,691
[Milton, muffled] You can't just take me
off Dupont, I brought that case in.
284
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:58,320
I'm not just some associate,
I'm a partner. I'm a partner!
285
00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:00,072
[sighs]
286
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,461
I don't see what the problem is.
My kids and I love Johnny 66.
287
00:13:14,461 --> 00:13:16,255
That does not make me feel better at all.
288
00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:17,923
Well,
it's not meant to make you feel better.
289
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:20,133
- It's meant to make our kids feel better.
- Why did we meet here?
290
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,593
This is the lamest part of downtown.
291
00:13:21,593 --> 00:13:25,305
You know, I was just really hungry.
And I also have this desire
292
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:28,600
to be surrounded by classic cars
and old American nostalgia
293
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,435
from when this country was a better place.
294
00:13:30,435 --> 00:13:33,564
I found a way to reconcile
those two desires. Look.
295
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,401
Oh no, not here.
No, no, no, no, I'm not going.
296
00:13:37,401 --> 00:13:39,611
No, there's so many better places
to eat around here.
297
00:13:39,611 --> 00:13:42,531
- Don't be a square. Come on. Come on.
- Oh, come on, don't do that.
298
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,783
I can't be seen
going into a place like this.
299
00:13:45,367 --> 00:13:47,870
- [Sylvia] Mmm?
- [Will] Mmm.
300
00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,371
- Hello.
- Hi.
301
00:13:49,371 --> 00:13:51,373
[chuckles] Uh, table for two, please.
302
00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:55,085
Oh, well, your pit crew will have your
table ready in one minute and counting.
303
00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:57,171
- [chuckles] Huh? [laughing]
- All right, thank you.
304
00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:01,592
The fact that you like this place
is the most unknowable thing about you.
305
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,010
Oh, I love this place.
306
00:14:03,010 --> 00:14:05,387
Now, why do we have Rosa Parks on the wall
307
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:09,683
next to three girls drinking milkshakes,
above a car Adolf Hitler designed?
308
00:14:09,683 --> 00:14:11,727
It's your country. You explain it.
309
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,271
Least she's at the front
of the restaurant.
310
00:14:14,271 --> 00:14:16,356
[chuckles] Who's this fucking guy?
311
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,483
Oh, you know who that is?
312
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:21,570
That's the founder and visionary
of Johnny 66.
313
00:14:21,570 --> 00:14:23,655
- It's Johnny Rev.
- That's not a real name.
314
00:14:23,655 --> 00:14:25,699
If it was, that would be truly miraculous.
315
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:27,910
He is actually a very interesting guy.
316
00:14:27,910 --> 00:14:30,162
He's very smart.
I heard him interviewed on NPR.
317
00:14:30,746 --> 00:14:33,123
They consider him a disrupter.
318
00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:36,960
Look he's, uh, disrupting people's
buttholes after they eat his onion rings.
319
00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,670
[Sylvia] Listen, you could learn from him.
320
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:41,465
[Will] What? How to become a hybrid
of a human and a tanning bed?
321
00:14:41,465 --> 00:14:44,593
How to run a beloved
and successful business.
322
00:14:44,593 --> 00:14:49,056
Honestly, this place fucking sucks,
and I want nothing to do with it. [gasps]
323
00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,390
That was cool.
324
00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:54,353
- Follow me.
- Thank you, I love your hair.
325
00:14:54,353 --> 00:14:57,147
- [chuckles] Oh, they make me do this.
- That's great.
326
00:14:57,648 --> 00:14:59,733
[gasps] Merch.
327
00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:01,860
[Will] Do people actually buy this shit?
328
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:03,278
Ah, just have a little look.
329
00:15:05,531 --> 00:15:08,200
[sighs] How many doo-wop songs are there?
330
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,952
You know,
if you listen to the words carefully,
331
00:15:09,952 --> 00:15:12,996
every single one of them
is about having sex with an underage girl.
332
00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:14,498
It's a disgusting genre.
333
00:15:14,498 --> 00:15:16,875
I'm so bummed they didn't have
the mozzarella stick shifts.
334
00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:18,460
They're so good. You would've loved them.
335
00:15:18,460 --> 00:15:20,045
The beer-- The beer is garbage.
336
00:15:20,045 --> 00:15:23,048
You should try a fender blender.
They're very strong.
337
00:15:23,048 --> 00:15:24,132
What's in there?
338
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:26,134
Everything that's in a piña colada.
339
00:15:26,134 --> 00:15:29,513
- So it's a piña colada?
- No, it's a fender blender.
340
00:15:29,513 --> 00:15:31,139
- That's good branding.
- You want to get one?
341
00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:33,392
- I'm okay, I'm-- Thank you.
- Come on.
342
00:15:33,392 --> 00:15:34,685
[car horn beeps]
343
00:15:34,685 --> 00:15:36,979
♪ Happy birthday
Happy, happy, birthday ♪
344
00:15:36,979 --> 00:15:40,148
♪ Happy birthday
Happy, happy birthday ♪
345
00:15:40,148 --> 00:15:45,696
♪ Happy birthday
Happy, happy, birthday ♪
346
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:49,616
♪ Happy birthday
Happy, happy, birthday to you ♪
347
00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,870
- Vroom, vroom. Happy birthday, Daddy-o.
- Thank you.
348
00:15:52,870 --> 00:15:55,163
- Love you, baby doll!
349
00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:57,332
- Not my birthday.
- Thanks, guys. He's lying.
350
00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,792
- You proud of yourself?
- Happy birthday.
351
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,837
You know my wish? That a meteorite
kills us all, right now.
352
00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:04,256
[laughing]
353
00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:09,887
I'll give it to Johnny Rev, which I assume
is short for "Johnathan Revolution."
354
00:16:10,846 --> 00:16:13,390
These are delicious, and these booths
are very fun to sit in.
355
00:16:13,390 --> 00:16:15,267
- See?
- And the food is pretty fucking good.
356
00:16:15,267 --> 00:16:18,729
- Mmm, somebody changing their mind?
- No, not at all.
357
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,105
I-I'm confused.
358
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:24,318
Isn't the point of starting a brewery
just to sell a lot of beer?
359
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:26,862
The point is to sell good beer,
which we are doing.
360
00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:28,697
And I'm very happy
with our level of success,
361
00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,199
and I have no interest in selling out to,
362
00:16:30,199 --> 00:16:32,034
like, a giant corporate conglomerate.
363
00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,785
That's a little bit illogical. Come on.
364
00:16:33,785 --> 00:16:36,496
Like, you're just gonna be
making beer and selling beer
365
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,040
and probably make a lot of money.
366
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,917
- And--
- Why is everyone so obsessed with money?
367
00:16:39,917 --> 00:16:45,631
Whoa. Take it easy.
Back up, Alexandria Cortazio-Cortez.
368
00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:46,965
Not even almost her name.
369
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,384
I don't think you got--
I think you got one out of three right.
370
00:16:50,385 --> 00:16:52,387
Okay. Wha-- What's really going on?
371
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,310
- I'm gonna be honest with you.
- Mmm.
372
00:17:00,312 --> 00:17:02,481
- I am cool.
- Mmm.
373
00:17:03,357 --> 00:17:04,858
I'm-- I'm a cool.
374
00:17:04,858 --> 00:17:06,401
- I'm in the cool category.
- "A cool"?
375
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:08,111
- I'm a cool guy.
- Singular?
376
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:11,865
This place? Not fucking cool. It's uncool.
377
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:16,244
And if you're like me, that is terrifying.
Okay?
378
00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,372
- You gotta stay cool. Gotta stay cool.
- I gotta stay cool.
379
00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,705
I can't not be cool.
380
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:22,209
Nobody is saying that you're not cool.
381
00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,252
This place would be saying I'm not cool.
382
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:26,505
Nobody's saying you're not cool.
383
00:17:26,505 --> 00:17:31,260
I'm just suggesting that maybe
at this point in our lives
384
00:17:31,260 --> 00:17:34,847
when we're at this age, that maybe
we should focus less on being cool
385
00:17:34,847 --> 00:17:37,349
and more on acting our age.
386
00:17:37,349 --> 00:17:41,311
Well, that was spoken
like a true lamazoid.
387
00:17:41,311 --> 00:17:43,480
I just can't be a corporate sellout.
388
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:45,607
Well, you gotta go tell Andy.
389
00:17:45,607 --> 00:17:47,609
He went to business school.
I don't know what to say.
390
00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:50,320
I'm a lawyer. I'll come with you.
We'll sort it out.
391
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,155
- I'll come with you.
- Oh, thank you.
392
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,078
[snickers] You guys look fucking insane.
393
00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:01,039
Yeah, and I'll tell you why.
We were at Johnny 66.
394
00:18:01,039 --> 00:18:02,583
We had a great time.
395
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:04,543
The cake was good,
and it came in a little car,
396
00:18:04,543 --> 00:18:06,295
but other than that
it fucking sucks there,
397
00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,589
and we cannot have this guy
coming here tonight,
398
00:18:08,589 --> 00:18:11,800
trying all of our delicious beers
and making us an offer we can't refuse.
399
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:14,136
I think we should serve our beers
at Johnny 66.
400
00:18:14,136 --> 00:18:16,722
Yeah, I want to completely sell out
and make money.
401
00:18:17,306 --> 00:18:20,517
Are you kidding me, man?
Have you been inside of a Johnny 66?
402
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,519
I have. It's not good.
403
00:18:22,519 --> 00:18:24,813
There was a painting on the wall
of Martin Luther King
404
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,481
on a surfboard with Fred Flintstone,
405
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,693
and even in the painting
Martin Luther King was like, "Really?"
406
00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:33,822
Whatever. Whatever. I googled them,
and there's a fuck ton of them.
407
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:35,199
Meaning we can make a lot of money.
408
00:18:35,199 --> 00:18:39,828
You know, what makes me sad at night
is how obsessed with "money" everyone is.
409
00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,371
Well, we live in America.
410
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:44,666
- Right. It's a capitalist society.
- With money, you can buy a car.
411
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,335
Or it gets you a printer for your house,
412
00:18:46,335 --> 00:18:48,504
so you can get me that fucking W-4
I've been asking for.
413
00:18:48,504 --> 00:18:51,089
- I know the things money does.
- You know what I think?
414
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:53,383
You don't want this deal
to work out because it came from Reggie,
415
00:18:53,383 --> 00:18:55,761
and you fucking hate Reggie
because he's Audrey's brother.
416
00:18:55,761 --> 00:18:57,971
And you're clearly not over
your goddamn divorce
417
00:18:57,971 --> 00:19:00,599
so you're gonna tank every idea he has,
even if it's a fucking good one.
418
00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,809
That's actually very insightful.
419
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:05,646
- This is about the divorce, and--
- Don't start fucking therapizing me.
420
00:19:05,646 --> 00:19:09,066
- Go-- Go open a practice together.
- Fuck, maybe we should. Maybe we should.
421
00:19:09,066 --> 00:19:12,069
I bet you I'd make more money there
than I do in this fucking place.
422
00:19:12,069 --> 00:19:15,739
Look, I'm just saying it wouldn't kill us
to get a little more liquid. That's all.
423
00:19:15,739 --> 00:19:19,284
All I know is that this place
is always full, and we're both doing fine.
424
00:19:19,785 --> 00:19:23,664
[sighs] Fuck fine. I want more than fine.
Goddamn it. You know this.
425
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:27,376
I wanna be married, bro.
I wanna start a family, do family shit.
426
00:19:27,376 --> 00:19:30,170
You just think you want that. You don't
actually fucking want that. You're fine.
427
00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:31,839
- Where are you going?
- Nowhere.
428
00:19:37,928 --> 00:19:39,096
- [Sylvia] Will?
- Yeah.
429
00:19:40,180 --> 00:19:41,598
You're spilling the beer.
430
00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:44,393
I know I am. Can't serve beer
if there is no beer.
431
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:45,811
Hey, what are you doing?
432
00:19:45,811 --> 00:19:48,355
Hey, Omar. Will you help me,
uh, empty this tank over here?
433
00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:49,439
- Oh, yeah.
- Thank you.
434
00:19:50,482 --> 00:19:53,235
The-These tanks look like
they hold a-a lot of beer.
435
00:19:53,235 --> 00:19:54,152
They do.
436
00:19:54,152 --> 00:19:56,697
And that's a very small hose,
and there's a lot of tanks in here.
437
00:19:56,697 --> 00:19:58,699
But it is a largely symbolic gesture.
438
00:19:58,699 --> 00:20:01,326
Well, and there's also some
cans of beer behind you.
439
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:04,037
Those are cider, not beer.
But I can empty those too.
440
00:20:04,037 --> 00:20:06,164
Yeah. You'd like the cider.
Ladies love cider.
441
00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,666
- [Andy] Dude, Will.
- I do like cider.
442
00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,626
- I'm Sylvia.
- Will, what the fuck are you doing, bro?
443
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:12,337
- [Will] Hey.
- Goddamn it! What the-- Stop it.
444
00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:13,380
Gimme the fucking-- Don't--
445
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,548
- Ah! Stop it!
- [Sylvia screams]
446
00:20:14,548 --> 00:20:17,050
- [Will] No! I won't stop. No!
- [Andy] Hey. Gimme the hose.
447
00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,844
- Get outta here.
- [Will] No! Fuck you.
448
00:20:18,844 --> 00:20:21,555
[grunts] It's in my eyes, you dick!
What are you doing?
449
00:20:21,555 --> 00:20:22,931
I will not go down without a fight!
450
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:26,351
[pants] What you said
about Audrey is not true, okay?
451
00:20:26,351 --> 00:20:29,229
Yeah, I've moved on from that.
I've resolved that situation emotionally.
452
00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:31,481
I even got my stuff out
of her place, okay?
453
00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,609
This has to do with the fact that
I hate Reggie,
454
00:20:33,609 --> 00:20:36,987
and I do not hate him because
he is Audrey's stepbrother!
455
00:20:36,987 --> 00:20:39,448
I hate him because he's
a fucking piece of shit!
456
00:20:39,448 --> 00:20:41,575
- Goodbye.
- [sighs]
457
00:20:43,327 --> 00:20:44,328
Dick!
458
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:50,000
Am I gonna have to clean this up? Because
it seems like it shouldn't be my job.
459
00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,754
Motherfucker,
we both have to clean this up.
460
00:20:53,754 --> 00:20:55,380
It's only four people that work in here.
461
00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,800
Yo. Hey.
462
00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:00,427
- Hey.
- Hey.
463
00:21:01,345 --> 00:21:02,804
- You okay?
- Yeah, it's fine.
464
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:05,098
It's just work shit.
That's our normal, everyday dynamic.
465
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:06,683
And I think it's quite healthy actually.
466
00:21:07,267 --> 00:21:10,020
[scoffs] I ca-- [stammers]
I've never seen anything like that.
467
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:12,314
That's, like, the biggest argument
I've ever seen. Wow.
468
00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:15,025
Oh. I'm proud of where we've gotten,
to be honest. It used to be much worse.
469
00:21:15,025 --> 00:21:16,818
Uh, what are you doing now?
Do you wanna hang out?
470
00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,612
Uh, yeah. [stammers]
I'm-- Uh, no, I can't.
471
00:21:18,612 --> 00:21:20,239
I gotta go back to the Omni.
472
00:21:20,239 --> 00:21:21,365
You're staying at the Omni?
473
00:21:21,365 --> 00:21:24,785
You cashing in on Air Miles
for a sexy weekend? [chuckles]
474
00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,662
[chuckles] Charlie's got
a work reception there.
475
00:21:26,662 --> 00:21:28,539
I actually have to meet him
in 20 minutes. I'm late.
476
00:21:28,539 --> 00:21:29,623
- Oh.
- Yeah.
477
00:21:29,623 --> 00:21:31,959
I haven't seen Charlie in forever.
478
00:21:31,959 --> 00:21:33,877
I love that guy.
I would love to see Charlie.
479
00:21:33,877 --> 00:21:36,296
- Really?
- I mean, unless you don't want me to come.
480
00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:38,632
No. You really want to come?
481
00:21:38,632 --> 00:21:40,634
Yeah. Thanks. [stammers]
I got nothing going on.
482
00:21:40,634 --> 00:21:42,010
Okay. Well... [stammers]
483
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,054
I can't get a Lyft.
It's, like, 25 minutes away.
484
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,181
Oh, yeah. Lyfts are too scared to come
to this neighborhood.
485
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,266
- Oh.
- We'll take a scooter.
486
00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:48,433
- Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah.
487
00:21:49,101 --> 00:21:51,353
Oh. Never been on one of these before.
488
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:53,438
Oh, yeah? Use that one. My treat.
489
00:21:54,231 --> 00:21:56,525
Ugh. It's got a lot of
bird poop on that one.
490
00:21:56,525 --> 00:21:59,027
Sure does. Oh, this one's busted.
491
00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:00,904
Whoa!
492
00:22:01,405 --> 00:22:02,406
[Will grunts]
493
00:22:03,699 --> 00:22:04,700
[Sylvia] Why?
494
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,661
Why do people do anything?
It's a complicated question.
495
00:22:08,287 --> 00:22:09,788
[phone beeping]
496
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,249
Do you think this is a good idea
if you've had a few drinks?
497
00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:15,085
I think they invented these
for people who had a few drinks.
498
00:22:31,935 --> 00:22:33,395
You like the beer?
499
00:22:33,395 --> 00:22:34,479
No. Terrible.
500
00:22:35,189 --> 00:22:36,732
- [chuckles] You want another one?
- 'Course.
501
00:22:44,823 --> 00:22:45,657
[grunts]
502
00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:47,492
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's happening?
- Toss 'em.
503
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:48,827
It's part of their terms of service.
504
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,370
- They want you to do it.
- Oh.
505
00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:51,622
- [grunts]
- Get down!
506
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:53,123
- Okay. Yeah!
- Get it!
507
00:22:54,666 --> 00:22:58,462
I'm just gonna go up to the room and get
changed, so just wait for me down here.
508
00:22:58,462 --> 00:22:59,796
- Okay. Yeah. No problem.
- Okay.
509
00:22:59,796 --> 00:23:00,881
Hey, there's Charlie.
510
00:23:01,465 --> 00:23:03,550
Hey, Charlie. What's up, man?
511
00:23:03,550 --> 00:23:05,761
N-N-No. I've gotta take off
these clothes. What are you doing?
512
00:23:05,761 --> 00:23:06,970
It's too late. He's coming over.
513
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:09,389
- Oh. Surprised. Did not expect to see you.
- Hi. Look at you.
514
00:23:09,389 --> 00:23:13,560
You look beautiful, sir.
And even firmer than last time,
515
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:14,978
and you were firm as fuck, my friend.
516
00:23:14,978 --> 00:23:17,147
Oh, thank you. Uh, you-you look great too.
517
00:23:17,147 --> 00:23:19,441
Oh, that's not true.
I look bad. I've had a rough year.
518
00:23:19,441 --> 00:23:21,693
- Hi. I'm Stewart.
- Oh. Will. Nice to meet you.
519
00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:24,446
[chuckles] We all used to work together,
like, a hundred years ago.
520
00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:27,115
- [Will] Cool.
- Y-You-- You two look festive.
521
00:23:27,115 --> 00:23:30,744
Actually, he looks a lot better than
what he did at the beginning of the day.
522
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,538
You should have seen his outfit.
523
00:23:32,538 --> 00:23:35,207
Oh, my God. He looked insane. No offense.
524
00:23:35,207 --> 00:23:37,084
Oh, I'd be offended
if you did like how I dress.
525
00:23:37,084 --> 00:23:39,461
You look like you live in Ann Taylor Loft.
526
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:40,546
[chuckles]
527
00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,673
Hmm. I love Ann Taylor.
They have great styling.
528
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:44,049
They do. Very beige. [chuckles]
529
00:23:44,049 --> 00:23:48,387
Okay, Sylvia. We get it. You got
a hot bod. Cease and desist. [laughs]
530
00:23:48,387 --> 00:23:49,930
[chuckles]
531
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:52,349
Hey. Vanessa. I'm a partner
at the same firm as Charlie.
532
00:23:52,349 --> 00:23:54,393
- Oh. I'm Will. Congratulations.
- [Vanessa] Thank you.
533
00:23:54,393 --> 00:23:56,895
Uh, I'm not a lawyer,
but, um, good for you. Yeah.
534
00:23:56,895 --> 00:23:58,105
So, Sylvia,
535
00:23:58,105 --> 00:24:01,859
what'd you get up to with your day while
we were stuck in an M&A strategy session?
536
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,861
- [Will] Oh.
- Little spa time for Mama?
537
00:24:03,861 --> 00:24:05,445
[chuckling]
538
00:24:05,445 --> 00:24:06,864
Did Mama have some spa time?
539
00:24:07,906 --> 00:24:09,408
- You saw I made the funny one laugh?
- Yeah.
540
00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:11,535
- Yeah, I'm not a clown.
- Mm-hmm.
541
00:24:11,535 --> 00:24:14,663
Charlie, you free for dinner
after my speech?
542
00:24:14,663 --> 00:24:17,958
The Winer and Finling people and I
are going to The Palm for surf and turf.
543
00:24:17,958 --> 00:24:19,543
- Oh, um...
- I'm going.
544
00:24:19,543 --> 00:24:21,086
You should definitely go.
545
00:24:21,086 --> 00:24:23,881
Oh, darling, can I get
a-a Johnnie Walker on the rocks, please?
546
00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:26,800
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm-- I'm not a waitress here.
547
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:29,553
Oh. My mistake. I'm-- I'm Frank Schaeffer.
548
00:24:29,553 --> 00:24:31,346
I know. I've met you like 200 times.
549
00:24:31,346 --> 00:24:32,973
Oh. [chuckles] That's my speech.
550
00:24:32,973 --> 00:24:34,766
[chuckles] How about we play
a little game?
551
00:24:35,309 --> 00:24:40,063
I give you your speech back if you can
remember my name in three guesses.
552
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:42,065
[Charlie chuckles] Okay.
553
00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:45,611
- Uh, sweetie. I--
- Nobody hints. No hints. No hints.
554
00:24:45,611 --> 00:24:48,238
I remember. You're Charlie's wife.
555
00:24:48,238 --> 00:24:51,033
No. Not a name.
"Charlie's wife" is not a name.
556
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,951
- Was that a guess?
- You have two more guesses left.
557
00:24:52,951 --> 00:24:55,078
[chuckles] It's like Rumpelstiltskin
but very awkward.
558
00:24:55,078 --> 00:24:58,081
- [Charlie] Okay, sweetie. I--
- It's very funny. Very, very funny.
559
00:24:58,081 --> 00:25:00,375
But I know your name. It's Marni.
560
00:25:00,959 --> 00:25:04,546
Nope. Cool name. I could be a Marni.
Not my name.
561
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,216
So you have one guess left.
562
00:25:07,216 --> 00:25:09,176
All right, we've had our fun.
563
00:25:09,176 --> 00:25:11,345
Let me take my speech back
'cause I'm gonna need it.
564
00:25:11,345 --> 00:25:13,514
- Nope. You have one more guess.
- All right.
565
00:25:14,139 --> 00:25:15,724
- Um...
- [mouthing] Sylvia.
566
00:25:15,724 --> 00:25:17,601
- Hey, no hints.
- [chuckles]
567
00:25:17,601 --> 00:25:19,311
I remember your name.
568
00:25:20,729 --> 00:25:21,730
Cynthia.
569
00:25:21,730 --> 00:25:23,440
- Nope. It's Sylvia.
- [Stewart gasps]
570
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,984
- [Vanessa] Oh.
- Oh, shit. She did it. She fucking did it.
571
00:25:25,984 --> 00:25:27,486
Now you're gonna remember who I am.
572
00:25:27,486 --> 00:25:28,779
That's my speech.
573
00:25:28,779 --> 00:25:31,740
[Will] She said-- Sh-- She said,
"Now you'll remember who I am."
574
00:25:31,740 --> 00:25:33,492
[muffled] Next time
you'll remember my name.
575
00:25:33,492 --> 00:25:35,077
She said next time
you'll remember her name.
576
00:25:35,077 --> 00:25:36,620
- [Frank] Thank you.
- Okay. All right.
577
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,455
- [gags]
- [Will] Oh.
578
00:25:38,455 --> 00:25:39,998
Get her some--
Get her some barbecue sauce.
579
00:25:39,998 --> 00:25:41,917
When I do shrooms, I use barbecue sauce.
580
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,460
[Stewart] Let's get you a glass of water.
581
00:25:45,629 --> 00:25:47,381
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
582
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:49,508
[chuckles] That was insane.
That's gonna fuck up your tummy.
583
00:25:49,508 --> 00:25:50,759
Where did that come from?
584
00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:54,638
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know what
happened. I just lost it. I saw red and--
585
00:25:54,638 --> 00:25:57,683
I-I know that Frank is an asshole,
but seriously, that was over the top.
586
00:25:57,683 --> 00:26:00,018
- I know. [sighs] I--
- I-I-- This door locked behind us.
587
00:26:00,018 --> 00:26:02,229
- I'm trapped out here with you.
- I see that guy every day.
588
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:04,273
I have to kiss his ass.
I have to be on his good side.
589
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:06,066
I have to go
on one of his fishing trips now.
590
00:26:06,066 --> 00:26:08,068
I have avoided them for years,
but now I have to do it.
591
00:26:08,068 --> 00:26:10,654
I hate that weird little lodge.
There are bunk beds.
592
00:26:10,654 --> 00:26:12,322
- I know. I'm sorry.
- And now I have to do it.
593
00:26:12,322 --> 00:26:15,659
Truly, Sylvia, what was that about?
594
00:26:15,659 --> 00:26:18,161
Why didn't you just tell me
that Vanessa was making partner?
595
00:26:18,161 --> 00:26:20,205
Why?
I know that didn't slip your mind, babe.
596
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:23,667
Because I knew if I told you, you would
do something insane like you just did.
597
00:26:24,251 --> 00:26:25,961
I'm your husband. I'm not blind.
598
00:26:25,961 --> 00:26:28,755
You could have had a career
like Vanessa's but you chose not to.
599
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:32,843
I chose to watch our children grow up.
600
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:37,389
And those are precious years.
I'm grateful for that. I'm glad I did it,
601
00:26:37,389 --> 00:26:40,684
but it doesn't mean that it's not hard
for me to come somewhere like this.
602
00:26:40,684 --> 00:26:43,687
I just feel insecure,
and seeing all of these old colleagues
603
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:46,732
and they're just treating me
like I'm an invisible ghost.
604
00:26:47,733 --> 00:26:51,069
Okay, fine. If you want to
get back into the law, you can.
605
00:26:51,069 --> 00:26:53,405
You just have to find something
that excites you.
606
00:26:53,989 --> 00:26:56,533
Oh, really? I've been out of the workforce
for 13 years.
607
00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:58,410
That's a real asset to an employer.
608
00:26:58,410 --> 00:27:00,704
- It's a key card situation, so...
- [Charlie] Okay.
609
00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:04,124
I am not saying that there won't be
bars to entry, but you have a law degree.
610
00:27:04,124 --> 00:27:07,002
You are a very good lawyer.
If you want to do it, you can.
611
00:27:07,002 --> 00:27:08,712
But I'm not just a lawyer, Charlie.
612
00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,756
I'm also a mom.
I have to pick up my kids at 2:00.
613
00:27:10,756 --> 00:27:11,840
No. Not necessarily true.
614
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,384
There are plenty of rewarding jobs
that you can do from 9:00 until 2:00.
615
00:27:14,384 --> 00:27:15,302
Really? Oh.
616
00:27:15,302 --> 00:27:17,596
Why don't you tell your boss
you're gonna do a five-hour workday?
617
00:27:17,596 --> 00:27:19,014
Tell me how that goes.
618
00:27:23,143 --> 00:27:26,063
Hey, guys. Sorry to interrupt,
but Frank's about to give his speech.
619
00:27:26,063 --> 00:27:27,898
You probably don't want to miss that.
620
00:27:29,024 --> 00:27:30,400
[stammers]
621
00:27:31,610 --> 00:27:33,487
- Just-- Just go.
- [stammers] I-I'm sorry.
622
00:27:33,487 --> 00:27:36,532
- We will-- We'll discuss later.
- Yes, yes.
623
00:27:36,532 --> 00:27:37,616
[Charlie sighs]
624
00:27:40,953 --> 00:27:42,079
[stammers] Come on. Go with him.
625
00:27:42,079 --> 00:27:44,248
No. He doesn't want me in there.
626
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:47,501
He does. Your very, very, very attractive
husband does want you in there.
627
00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:50,420
Also, you ate that guy's fucking speech.
You got to see what he says.
628
00:27:51,505 --> 00:27:54,675
I kind of know what his speech
is gonna be like in my gut.
629
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,553
- Goddamn! That's solid.
- [laughs]
630
00:27:57,553 --> 00:28:00,389
Even in these dark times,
bringing the heat.
631
00:28:00,389 --> 00:28:01,849
- Thanks, buddy.
- Get in there.
632
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,143
[card reader beeps]
633
00:28:07,521 --> 00:28:10,357
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait.
Fuck. [sighs]
634
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,289
[phone chimes]
635
00:28:27,708 --> 00:28:29,042
[sighs]
636
00:28:35,591 --> 00:28:39,219
- Sunday morning. Hmm.
- Hmm. I love fruit.
637
00:28:39,219 --> 00:28:41,096
[sighs, whispers] Skaagn.
638
00:28:52,524 --> 00:28:53,525
[grunts]
639
00:29:00,157 --> 00:29:01,783
Do you have a business center?
640
00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,335
[scooter whirring]
641
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:31,855
[grunts]
642
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:43,075
What is that?
643
00:29:43,075 --> 00:29:45,494
My W-4. You-You've been asking for it.
644
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:46,578
Okay.
645
00:29:47,162 --> 00:29:49,581
- You know you have to fill it out, right?
- I do. Can I borrow your pen?
646
00:29:49,581 --> 00:29:52,292
- Yes, you can. Here you go.
- Thank you.
647
00:29:52,292 --> 00:29:56,463
- What is my, uh, federal tax ID number?
- You should probably know that.
648
00:29:56,463 --> 00:29:59,424
Yeah. I don't know that.
My mom has all that information. [sighs]
649
00:29:59,424 --> 00:30:01,009
I love your mom.
650
00:30:03,804 --> 00:30:05,305
What are we serving the Johnny 66 guy?
651
00:30:06,181 --> 00:30:07,808
Um, probably everything.
652
00:30:08,392 --> 00:30:11,353
- That cool with you, brewmaster?
- It is.
653
00:30:12,479 --> 00:30:13,480
The jumpsuit.
654
00:30:14,022 --> 00:30:15,899
- Nice, huh?
- Yeah. I'm super into it.
655
00:30:15,899 --> 00:30:18,235
It's super cool.
We should totally sell these.
656
00:30:18,235 --> 00:30:19,778
- Fuck, yeah.
- It's comfortable too.
657
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:21,071
Hell yeah. It looks comfortable.
658
00:30:21,071 --> 00:30:24,658
It is hard to pee in, but overall, uh,
you know, very, very nice.
659
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:25,993
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
660
00:30:26,869 --> 00:30:27,703
[Frank] Next year,
661
00:30:28,537 --> 00:30:30,205
we're just, uh, gonna keep--
662
00:30:31,248 --> 00:30:38,130
We're gonna keep building on that bigness,
and, uh--
663
00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:42,259
Uh, we're gonna expand to a level...
664
00:30:44,344 --> 00:30:46,638
that'll be, uh, the next level.
665
00:30:51,018 --> 00:30:57,900
You know, the-- the arc of the universe
bends to-- toward, uh--
666
00:31:00,235 --> 00:31:02,446
Well, thank you.
667
00:31:03,155 --> 00:31:04,323
[Frank sighs]
668
00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:11,121
Uh, that was a great speech.
669
00:31:11,121 --> 00:31:12,581
Thank you, Sylvia.
670
00:31:22,257 --> 00:31:24,801
- It worked. He remembered my name.
- Yeah.
671
00:31:24,801 --> 00:31:27,095
[chuckles] He just said,
"Thank you, Sylvia."