1
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I don't know.
Is this, like-- Is it too 2010?

2
00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:16,808
Oh, seriously, babe,
it is not the clothes.

3
00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:19,728
Nobody cares how a person is dressed
in a job interview.

4
00:00:19,811 --> 00:00:22,272
Kirk Friedkin is just,
you know, excited to meet you.

5
00:00:22,356 --> 00:00:24,024
That's so easy for a man to say.

6
00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,610
-Oh, boy. I'm about to get womansplained.
-Yeah, you are.

7
00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:31,281
We get dissected for every wardrobe
choice. From our shoes to our lipstick.

8
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This has to say "assertive,
but not too assertive.

9
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Strong but, not too strong.
Confident, but not too confident."

10
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Does this say that?

11
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Yes. It says, "young Angela Merkel."

12
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-Don't say that again.
-Come on!

13
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She is the most powerful woman
in the world.

14
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I'm going shopping.
All my clothes are old.

15
00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,923
You should've said Bella Hadid.

16
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Jesus.
How long have you been standing there?

17
00:00:50,300 --> 00:00:52,094
I don't know. A while.

18
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She's too quiet.

19
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-She's gonna walk in on us one day.
-I know. It's almost like she wants to.

20
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Hmm. It's a suit.

21
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I--

22
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That's a good thing.

23
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No?

24
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Okay. That is also a suit.

25
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Is it too Angela Merkel?

26
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Totally.

27
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Who is that?

28
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This is a trick question, right?
Same suit?

29
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This costs four times
as much as the other ones.

30
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-Well, then you have to buy that one.
-Right?

31
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Does it come with the shirt?

32
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It's amazing, right?

33
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It's a suit.

34
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I deserve that.

35
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I'm sorry.

36
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[sighs]

37
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Sylvia Greeves?

38
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Yes.

39
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-[receptionist] Right this way.
-Hi.

40
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-Nice to meet you.
-You too.

41
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And how long have you been working here?

42
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["Work Bitch" playing]

43
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[phone ringing]

44
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Oh, my God. It's Kirk Friedkin.

45
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-Answer it.
-I'm too scared.

46
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Pick it up.

47
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Hello, Sylvia Greeves speaking.
How may I direct your call?

48
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Oh, yes. Hello, Kirk.
Nice to see-- hear from you.

49
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Um, great to hear your voice.

50
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Oh, wow! That's so thrilling.
I'm absolutely--

51
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Thank you so much.
I can't wait to work with you next week.

52
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[chuckling] Okay. All the best.

53
00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:05,060
-I got the job! I got the job!
-[screams] Oh! Congratulations!

54
00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,396
-I'm so proud of you!
-[chuckles] Thank you!

55
00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:11,733
I'm so jealous. The best part of getting
a job is the time right before you start.

56
00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:15,028
You don't have the stress of getting it,
but you don't have to actually do the job.

57
00:03:15,112 --> 00:03:18,448
Well, I'm not there yet. I have so much
to organize before I even start work.

58
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I have to find someone to look after
the kids, drive them around

59
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and sign them up
for every after school thing, you know?

60
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It's a big transition.

61
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-[gasps]
-What?

62
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You're gonna leave me for the office moms,

63
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-'cause you'll be one of them.
-Oh! How dare you. I would never.

64
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-If you break up with me…
-Here we go.

65
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-…I will end up on heroin.
-[gasps]

66
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You will find me lying
in a shelled-out building…

67
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-Mm-hmm.
-…on a cold, dirty floor,

68
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-covered in Taco Bell wrappers.
-Ooh, Taco Bell.

69
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This story has a happy ending.

70
00:03:42,848 --> 00:03:43,974
-Oh, I guess it does.
-Mmm.

71
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-[intercom buzzes]
-Hello?

72
00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:55,444
[imitates Dracula] Hello. This is Dracula.
I'm here for a booty call.

73
00:03:55,527 --> 00:03:56,820
Um, no, thanks.

74
00:03:56,904 --> 00:03:58,697
[normal voice]
Not actually Dracula. It's Will.

75
00:03:58,780 --> 00:04:00,490
How's it going? Wanna, uh, buzz me in?

76
00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:02,409
I'm not super psyched
to see you right now.

77
00:04:02,492 --> 00:04:04,453
-Why not?
-Maybe this rings a bell:

78
00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:08,999
Our relationship is "nothing,"
and I'm "not even worth mentioning."

79
00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,167
Who told you I said that?

80
00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:13,086
I'm friends with Omar. That's why
I was at your bar in the first place.

81
00:04:13,170 --> 00:04:15,130
Is that how you talk about me
with all your friends?

82
00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:18,175
No, my friends know how much I like you
and how much I care about you.

83
00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:20,677
-It was just a weird night.
-Weird how?

84
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Weird in that my f-friend was there,
and she's a pain in the ass,

85
00:04:24,348 --> 00:04:26,266
and I-- I hadn't told her about you yet.

86
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Her?

87
00:04:27,351 --> 00:04:30,938
Yeah, my friend Sylvia.
[stammers] She's an old friend.

88
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She's happily married.
She has three children. Okay?

89
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Wow, she's really pretty.

90
00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,236
-How do you know that?
-I'm on her Insta.

91
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Already? How did you do that?

92
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She looks like a model.

93
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Look, can I come in and we can
just talk about this in person? Hello?

94
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Hello?

95
00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:47,120
[intercom buzzing]

96
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Bye. Oh, bye.

97
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-Bye. Have a great trip, babe.
-I will.

98
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,593
-I love you.
-Bye.

99
00:05:01,677 --> 00:05:02,636
Bye, Daddy.

100
00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:06,557
Oh, don't give Jessipa too much
sweet potato. It tends to back her up.

101
00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,599
Have fun!

102
00:05:07,683 --> 00:05:09,434
Who's ready to rock the Marriott Suites?

103
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All right. Don't worry. I'm here to
chaperone. There's one adult on the trip.

104
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Glad to hear it.

105
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[laughs] You're hilarious!

106
00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,987
[chuckles] That was not a joke.

107
00:05:21,697 --> 00:05:22,948
I can't tell you how much it means

108
00:05:23,031 --> 00:05:26,159
that you're gonna help out
with pick-ups and afternoons,

109
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just while I get back into
the work swing of the things.

110
00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:30,539
Oh, that's what Nana's here for.
Right, Maevy?

111
00:05:30,622 --> 00:05:31,999
And we're gonna have such a good time.

112
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We actually don't usually have
this much sugar before dinner. [chuckles]

113
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That's her third lollipop. But, uh,
you know, just on special occasions.

114
00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:43,552
Well, every day's about to be
a special occasion. Isn't it? [chuckles]

115
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Yeah, we're just worried about her teeth.

116
00:05:45,262 --> 00:05:48,182
But, um, pick-up is 3:00 p.m.,

117
00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,018
but the carpool line
doesn't start until 2:55.

118
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,270
[gasps]
This is a paella I made with real shrimp.

119
00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:58,525
Oh, and this is Lin-Manuel Miranda
in the grocery store. He-He's very polite.

120
00:05:58,609 --> 00:06:01,820
And the sign-out code I mentioned
on the app, Kinderlime,

121
00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:05,782
is 6235-Greeves&.

122
00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:09,286
And there's a separate sign-out code for,
um, Frances,

123
00:06:09,369 --> 00:06:11,205
for the a cappella choir rehearsal.

124
00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:14,791
And this is a fabulous straw hat
you can pack in a suitcase,

125
00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:16,668
and it just pops right back.

126
00:06:16,752 --> 00:06:18,504
Are you gonna write this down, Marla?

127
00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:20,255
Or do you want me
to send it to you in an e-mail?

128
00:06:20,339 --> 00:06:23,300
-Mommy is such a worrier!
-[phone buzzes]

129
00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:27,387
-Okay. Um, I'll be-- I'll be one second.
-[phone buzzes]

130
00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:30,140
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah. What is it? Are you dead?

131
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:32,726
Hey! No, you know how you wanted,
uh, to meet my girlfriend?

132
00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:34,102
-Can you come meet her now?
-Now?

133
00:06:34,186 --> 00:06:35,771
Yeah. How fast can you get to the bar?

134
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,314
I'm really busy. I'm really sorry.

135
00:06:37,397 --> 00:06:40,067
Charlie just left on a trip.
My mother-in-law is here.

136
00:06:40,150 --> 00:06:42,736
I'm trying to get organized
because I start work on Monday.

137
00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:44,196
Because I got the job!

138
00:06:44,279 --> 00:06:45,906
I wouldn't ask
if it wasn't very important.

139
00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:48,992
"Oh! Congratulations, Sylvia.
You got the job!"

140
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:50,869
Thank you, Will. You're such a good buddy.

141
00:06:50,953 --> 00:06:53,205
I am in deep fucking shit with Peyton.

142
00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:55,999
She found out that I said she was nothing
and the relationship was nothing.

143
00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,376
-I-I-It's bad.
-[stammers]

144
00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:59,503
How many dates
have you gone on with this girl?

145
00:06:59,586 --> 00:07:01,296
A few. Uh,
we have a very strong connection.

146
00:07:01,380 --> 00:07:02,840
-Well, that's something.
-It is something.

147
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,467
No! It's nothing! Call me in a year
if you're still together.

148
00:07:05,551 --> 00:07:07,135
I-I have to get back
to my real life right now.

149
00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,721
She's not like that!
She's an old soul. You'll see.

150
00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:12,432
I need you right now. She thinks it's
weird that we spend so much time together

151
00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:13,976
and that I didn't tell you about her.

152
00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,604
And she is right. It is weird,
and I'm trying to "unweird" the situation.

153
00:07:17,688 --> 00:07:21,024
So, will you please just forgive me,
and just come here and help me out?

154
00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,110
Do you remember how I said
I had a job starting on Monday?

155
00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:24,695
Well, I have a job starting on Monday!

156
00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:28,740
Look, I'll say it. I want you to meet her,
because I care about your opinion.

157
00:07:28,824 --> 00:07:30,909
It's actually the opinion
I care about more than anything,

158
00:07:30,993 --> 00:07:32,911
so will you just come meet her?

159
00:07:32,995 --> 00:07:36,081
[gasps] Maeve, this is Nana's friend,
Marjorie's son, Peter.

160
00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:39,418
He's very successful
and owns his own dermatology practice.

161
00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,920
Okay, fine.
But this is dumb, and you owe me one.

162
00:07:45,883 --> 00:07:47,718
-Hey. There she is.
-[Sylvia] Hi.

163
00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:49,178
[exclaims]

164
00:07:49,261 --> 00:07:50,596
Hi!

165
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:52,806
-[chuckles] Oh, hi!
-[chuckling]

166
00:07:54,391 --> 00:07:56,560
-Hi.
-You guys are hitting it off already.

167
00:07:57,269 --> 00:07:58,312
What can I get you to drink?

168
00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,814
Uh, just, um, your least gross beer.

169
00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:02,733
-Cool. You?
-Yum.

170
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,568
-Whatever you think I'll like.
-Awesome.

171
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,237
-Have a seat in the VIP table right there.
-Ooh. [chuckles]

172
00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:08,822
Um, I'm very-- Uh, I'll be back.

173
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:11,742
-Okay. [chuckles]
-"Reserved." [chuckles]

174
00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:12,951
Fancy.

175
00:08:15,204 --> 00:08:18,540
-[chuckles]
-Hey. [chuckles, sighs]

176
00:08:19,541 --> 00:08:22,211
So, where are you--
where are you from, Peyton?

177
00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:26,131
I'm from this town outside Denver
called Columbine. Have you heard of it?

178
00:08:27,216 --> 00:08:28,592
-I have.
-Really?

179
00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,801
Mm-hmm.

180
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,679
[both chuckle]

181
00:08:33,597 --> 00:08:35,015
Will's ladies, huh?

182
00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:38,559
Ugh, I really don't have time
for your weird bullshit right now.

183
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,187
Fair enough. Maybe another time.

184
00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:41,313
Yeah.

185
00:08:41,395 --> 00:08:43,774
And, um, how did you meet Will?

186
00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,860
Oh, my God. It's a really funny story.

187
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:50,322
-Oh, yeah?
-So, my friend Omar works here.

188
00:08:50,405 --> 00:08:51,240
Mm-hmm.

189
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,284
-[chuckles]
-[chuckles]

190
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:58,705
Aw. And what, uh--
What do you do for a living?

191
00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:01,333
I actually used to nanny
for this family back in Colorado

192
00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:03,335
with two little girls, Kenzie and Kayden.

193
00:09:03,418 --> 00:09:06,797
They're in middle school now.
[sighs] We text all the time.

194
00:09:06,880 --> 00:09:08,215
Aw. That's so cute.

195
00:09:08,298 --> 00:09:09,633
Yeah. [chuckles]

196
00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:13,554
And what-- what do you do now?
What's your--

197
00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:17,599
I babysit here and there. Yeah, kids are
my passion. I'm a kid at heart. [chuckles]

198
00:09:17,683 --> 00:09:20,352
-Yes. Well--
-[chuckles] I wanna be a teacher.

199
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:23,480
I'm actually going back to get
my Master's in Education in the fall.

200
00:09:23,564 --> 00:09:26,149
Oh, that's great.
I'm actually going back to work,

201
00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:28,527
and I'm looking for a babysitter
other than my mother-in-law.

202
00:09:28,610 --> 00:09:30,362
-[Peyton] Oh, my God.
-If you have any openings--

203
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,699
-Love to. Yes. Oh, my--
-Okay. Oh, I have three little ones, so--

204
00:09:33,782 --> 00:09:35,659
Oh, exciting!
What are you guys talking about?

205
00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,661
Sylvia asked me to babysit her kids.

206
00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:43,375
It just-- [stammers]
It just came up. I-I wasn't even--

207
00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:44,459
I'm so excited.

208
00:09:44,543 --> 00:09:46,962
Good. Yeah. That'll-- That'll-- Hmm.

209
00:09:47,546 --> 00:09:49,131
-Um--
-[chuckles]

210
00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,426
You were asking where the restroom was.
Uh, let me just walk you back there.

211
00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,012
It's a maze here.
I'll be right back. Okay? Yeah.

212
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,639
-Two seconds. Um, I'll be back.
-Okay.

213
00:09:57,723 --> 00:09:59,892
-She might be a while.
-[chuckles]

214
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,688
I knew you were going to
do something fucked up like this.

215
00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,481
-What are you talking about?
-What am I talking about?

216
00:10:06,565 --> 00:10:09,151
We've been here for five minutes,
and Peyton is now your employee.

217
00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:10,235
That is very weird.

218
00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,446
I don't think it's weird,
and Peyton doesn't think it's weird,

219
00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,239
so maybe believe women.

220
00:10:14,323 --> 00:10:18,160
Not the right use of that expression, FYI.
Don't toss that around like that!

221
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,370
-Why are you freaking out?
-You think she's too young for me.

222
00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:22,247
That thought never even crossed my mind.

223
00:10:22,331 --> 00:10:24,208
She's a millennial. I'm a millennial.

224
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:27,836
We are on different ends of the millennial
spectrum, but we are both millennials.

225
00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:31,256
We are bookend millennials,
and that is very romantic, I think.

226
00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,799
I hear Joe Biden's a millennial.

227
00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:37,095
Our age difference is not that big a deal,
all right? We have a very deep connection.

228
00:10:37,179 --> 00:10:40,140
And she-- I don't know if you've noticed,
but she's a very old soul.

229
00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:41,558
I think she's adorable.

230
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:45,020
She literally said she was a babysitter.
I needed a babysitter. That was it!

231
00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:47,648
Now I'm honestly just very confused.
Did you just hire her to be nice?

232
00:10:47,731 --> 00:10:50,275
Yes! I-I think she's so cute and sweet,

233
00:10:50,359 --> 00:10:52,486
-and funny and--
-Stop saying she's cute and sweet, okay?

234
00:10:52,569 --> 00:10:53,737
-Why?
-She's not a troll doll.

235
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,989
She's my girlfriend, all right?
It's a little condescending.

236
00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,283
I think she's great.
But if you want me to "unhire" her--

237
00:10:58,367 --> 00:11:01,078
No, 'cause now that would be even weirder,
all right?

238
00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,204
You have a new babysitter.

239
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,705
-Congratulations.
-Okay.

240
00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:06,542
Oh, it's so nice to be out for dinner.

241
00:11:07,501 --> 00:11:09,419
Charlie's only been gone for 52 hours,

242
00:11:10,254 --> 00:11:12,965
and I'm just so sick
of eating dino nuggets and fish sticks.

243
00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,341
-Mmm. No.
-No.

244
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:15,425
[phone buzzes]

245
00:11:16,385 --> 00:11:20,055
Peyton keeps texting me
the cutest photos. It's so annoying.

246
00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:23,308
-Aw, Simon's got a girlfriend. Aw.
-Right?

247
00:11:23,392 --> 00:11:26,019
She really speaks to eight-year-old boys
and 40-year-old men.

248
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,271
Basically the same thing.

249
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,648
I don't wanna go home.
Should we order some more dessert?

250
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:31,942
We have had everything on the menu.

251
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:34,862
Well, let's get some more wine
or, like, a cheese plate.

252
00:11:35,487 --> 00:11:39,741
Please, please. I don't want to have to go
home and make conversation with this girl.

253
00:11:39,825 --> 00:11:40,659
It's a punish.

254
00:11:40,742 --> 00:11:43,453
You made your weird bed,
and now you have to lie in it.

255
00:11:43,537 --> 00:11:45,497
-No sympathy?
-None.

256
00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,419
-Hey.
-[Peyton] Hey.

257
00:11:50,502 --> 00:11:51,795
How was dinner?

258
00:11:51,879 --> 00:11:55,215
Oh, it was really nice. Thank you.
Thanks for asking. How were the kids?

259
00:11:55,299 --> 00:11:58,844
-Ugh, so adorable. Seriously the sweetest.
-Aw.

260
00:11:58,927 --> 00:11:59,928
So easy to put to sleep.

261
00:12:00,012 --> 00:12:03,056
Aw, well… [sucks teeth]
…thank you so much.

262
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,350
-Thank you. [chuckles]
-Yeah.

263
00:12:05,434 --> 00:12:11,648
[yawns] Oh, my goodness. Think this week
has just caught up with me. [sighs]

264
00:12:11,732 --> 00:12:13,150
Do you have a second to talk?

265
00:12:14,276 --> 00:12:16,195
Yeah. Oh, God. I'd love nothing more.

266
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:18,405
-[chuckles, clears throat]
-[chuckles]

267
00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:23,744
So, you and Will go way back, right?

268
00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,456
We do, yeah.
Known each other for over 20 years.

269
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:30,709
He's tough to read. Like,
I don't know what's going on sometimes.

270
00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:32,002
Mmm.

271
00:12:32,085 --> 00:12:36,507
Anyways, I've got a birthday coming up,
and it's kind of a big one.

272
00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,342
The big two-six.

273
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:40,177
Oh! Congratulations.

274
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,054
My friends
are throwing me a birthday party.

275
00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:46,099
And I was thinking, I don't know, I kinda…

276
00:12:46,642 --> 00:12:49,269
-What? You want--
-…want Will to be there.

277
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:52,481
-I want him to meet my friends.
-Hmm. 'Course.

278
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:55,359
Anyways, the theme is YOLO.
Do you know what that means?

279
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,236
-I do.
-It means "you only live once."

280
00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,988
Mmm. It's interesting. It's a good idea.

281
00:13:00,072 --> 00:13:02,241
-It's the first letter of all those words.
-I see.

282
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:03,742
It means just going for it,

283
00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,203
-because you've only got this one life.
-Yeah, I get it.

284
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,956
So, do you think
Will would be okay with that?

285
00:13:09,039 --> 00:13:11,625
Like, merging our worlds
at my birthday party.

286
00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,670
I-- You could just ask him.

287
00:13:16,004 --> 00:13:17,381
What do you think he's gonna say?

288
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,719
I don't know. I mean, I think he's still
getting himself together from the divorce.

289
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:26,181
I know he seems like he's together,
but he's still dealing with the fallout.

290
00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:30,352
Audrey's totally moved on. I mean,
her and Skaagn just went to Norway.

291
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,647
What? What? How do you know them?

292
00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,566
-Instagram. I follow them.
-Oh.

293
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:42,072
Ugh, braids. Of course.

294
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:44,324
Right? So obvi.

295
00:13:48,620 --> 00:13:51,915
Do you think Will's still, like,
in love with her?

296
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:56,086
I-- Absolutely not. But I do think
he's still getting himself together.

297
00:13:56,170 --> 00:14:00,549
So, if he ends up
not wanting to merge worlds at your party,

298
00:14:00,632 --> 00:14:01,800
it's got nothing to do with you.

299
00:14:01,884 --> 00:14:03,177
"Merge worlds" sounds cool.

300
00:14:04,094 --> 00:14:05,095
[chuckles] Yeah.

301
00:14:06,430 --> 00:14:07,514
I'm gonna stick with "YOLO."

302
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,601
It's a great-- It's a great theme.

303
00:14:11,643 --> 00:14:14,313
Okay. Well, thank you again.

304
00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,106
-Sure.
-Thank you.

305
00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,275
[slurping]

306
00:14:19,735 --> 00:14:21,862
And did you just--
Did you get a spot at the front?

307
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,158
[buzzes]

308
00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:31,205
[buzzing]

309
00:14:31,288 --> 00:14:34,374
[sighing]

310
00:14:37,169 --> 00:14:40,047
[knocking]

311
00:14:43,217 --> 00:14:46,178
-My children are sleeping. [shushes]
-Okay, look, we need to talk right--

312
00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:47,638
-[whispering] We need to talk.
-Backyard.

313
00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:48,889
Okay, fine.

314
00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,392
Okay.

315
00:14:56,939 --> 00:14:57,981
[sighs]

316
00:15:00,776 --> 00:15:02,152
I demand an apology.

317
00:15:02,236 --> 00:15:03,779
What? What are you talking about?

318
00:15:03,862 --> 00:15:06,240
'Cause you told Peyton
that I am still in love with Audrey.

319
00:15:06,323 --> 00:15:09,826
-[scoffs] Okay. Uh, I-I didn't.
-You did not say that?

320
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,662
-Mm-mmm.
-She was just at my house freaking out

321
00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:14,831
'cause she said that you said
that I was still in love with Audrey,

322
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,500
and I was not ready for
a "real relationship."

323
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:18,210
-I didn't say that.
-You didn't?

324
00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:19,253
No, I didn't.

325
00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:21,797
I said to her that you might need
to take it slow,

326
00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:24,591
because you're still recovering from
the divorce,

327
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:27,261
but that's no reflection on
how much you care for her.

328
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,722
-Why are you saying anything to her?
-Because she asked me directly.

329
00:15:30,806 --> 00:15:32,850
You are trying to
undermine my relationship.

330
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,852
I'm not. I'm not. [stammers]

331
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:38,397
-I like Peyton. She's adorable. She's--
-This "adorable" shit again.

332
00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,523
Stop saying that!

333
00:15:39,606 --> 00:15:41,650
You think that she's too young for me,

334
00:15:41,733 --> 00:15:45,237
and instead of just saying that
to my face, you made her your babysitter.

335
00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:46,321
Okay, you're right.

336
00:15:46,405 --> 00:15:48,949
I do think she's too young for you,
because she is too young for you.

337
00:15:49,032 --> 00:15:51,493
And a lot of women would get
a little bit offended

338
00:15:51,577 --> 00:15:55,038
seeing this guy your age
dating someone so much younger.

339
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,917
Well, what I would say to those women is
that I don't have a choice who I meet.

340
00:15:59,001 --> 00:16:00,586
-I'm a bartender. I meet young people.
-What?

341
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,880
Oh, you know who else meets young people?
College professors.

342
00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,840
Boy Scout troop leaders. Priests.

343
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,677
-I take extreme umbrage at that comment.
-It's a great group.

344
00:16:08,760 --> 00:16:11,430
-I take the most umbrage one can take.
-Oh.

345
00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:13,015
You are being so judgmental of me.

346
00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,434
Of course I'm judgmental,
because it's pathetic.

347
00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,730
We have a very beautiful,
deep, meaningful connection.

348
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:20,856
Okay, that-- You know what?

349
00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:23,775
No matter what you say, Will,
you're too old for her. Okay?

350
00:16:23,859 --> 00:16:27,946
You know, anything that doesn't conform
to your 2.3 kids,

351
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:33,035
white picket fence lifestyle really--
r-really gets under your skin, doesn't it?

352
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,038
How dare you lecture me when you haven't
even said congratulations on my new job.

353
00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:37,789
Not one. Not one single question.

354
00:16:37,873 --> 00:16:39,791
You know what a big deal it is
for me to go back to work.

355
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:42,085
I'm dealing with my own shit. I don't
give a fuck about that right now.

356
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,004
Yeah, you've made it really clear, Will.
I get it.

357
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,297
You really got in my head about this.

358
00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,965
Now all I can think of
is what's wrong with her.

359
00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:49,426
All I want is for you to end up happy,
you fucking idiot!

360
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:51,595
Well, I am fucking happy.
So, congratulations.

361
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,472
I've never been fucking happier
in my life!

362
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:57,643
[groans]

363
00:16:58,143 --> 00:16:59,228
Oh, my God. Are you okay?

364
00:16:59,311 --> 00:17:02,189
[groaning]

365
00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:04,023
-[Sylvia] Whoa.
-[breathing heavily]

366
00:17:04,107 --> 00:17:06,318
[Sylvia] Oh, no. Oh.

367
00:17:07,986 --> 00:17:09,404
Send me the invoice.

368
00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,325
Dad's gonna be pissed.

369
00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:15,368
How long have you been there?

370
00:17:34,930 --> 00:17:36,181
[buzzes]

371
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:37,391
[door buzzes]

372
00:17:44,356 --> 00:17:46,525
-Can I help you?
-Is Peyton here?

373
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,361
Hey, Peyton.
There's some guy here to see you.

374
00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,321
Hey. Oh, my God.
What happened to your face?

375
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,824
I, uh, walked into a glass door.

376
00:17:53,907 --> 00:17:57,744
I'm fine. Look, I'm going to throw you
the most epic birthday party ever.

377
00:17:57,828 --> 00:18:00,372
I'm gonna shut down Lucky Penny. Open bar.

378
00:18:00,455 --> 00:18:02,499
Invite all your friends. [stammers]
We'll blow it out, okay?

379
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:05,127
Are you sure? I don't wanna force you
to do something you're not ready to do.

380
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,671
I'm ready. I'm ready to do this, okay?
I love you.

381
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:10,299
[inhales sharply]
I didn't mean to say that.

382
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:13,719
-It's fine.
-That was a mistake.

383
00:18:13,802 --> 00:18:15,637
Mmm, I didn't mean to say that.

384
00:18:15,721 --> 00:18:18,098
That w-- That slipped out. I'm, uh-- I--

385
00:18:18,182 --> 00:18:20,851
-I-- I care about you deeply, but I-I--
-It's fine.

386
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,352
I was married. We say "I love you" a lot.

387
00:18:22,436 --> 00:18:24,313
-I'm used to tossing it around.
-Yeah. I get it.

388
00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:27,733
-We can just pretend that didn't happen.
-Fantastic! Maybe one day, yeah. Great.

389
00:18:27,816 --> 00:18:29,359
-Okay, thank you. [chuckles]
-[chuckles]

390
00:18:29,443 --> 00:18:32,613
-Best birthday present ever.
-It's gonna be so fun. [chuckles] Yeah.

391
00:18:32,696 --> 00:18:34,573
-Uh…
-Yeah?

392
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:36,533
-[whispering] Question.
-Yeah.

393
00:18:37,618 --> 00:18:40,287
This man on your couch, who is he?

394
00:18:40,370 --> 00:18:42,956
That's Alan. He's our new roommate.

395
00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:46,293
Alan is in his mid-to-late-50s?

396
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:48,086
Alan's 29.

397
00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:50,047
No, no, no, no, no.

398
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:54,468
-What?
-Alan is not 29. That's not true.

399
00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,094
Alan is a senior citizen.

400
00:18:57,513 --> 00:18:58,805
Did somebody say "party"?

401
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:01,350
Hey, well,
if you want some help tomorrow, um,

402
00:19:01,433 --> 00:19:04,520
pulling images, making a mood board,
kinda my thing.

403
00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:05,604
Yeah.

404
00:19:06,605 --> 00:19:08,607
So,
I wanted to talk you guys about something

405
00:19:08,690 --> 00:19:10,901
that's going to be
a big change around here.

406
00:19:10,984 --> 00:19:12,986
Are you and Dad getting divorced?

407
00:19:13,070 --> 00:19:15,822
What? No. I'm going back to work.

408
00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,867
-Cool. Latesies. [sighs]
-No. Please sit down. Thank you.

409
00:19:18,951 --> 00:19:21,286
As I said, I'm going back to work.

410
00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,247
-As what?
-As a lawyer.

411
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:25,791
You're a lawyer?
I thought Dad was a lawyer.

412
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,918
Yes, Dad is a lawyer,
and I used to be a lawyer.

413
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,127
Told you this many times.

414
00:19:29,211 --> 00:19:31,046
So, you're going to work for Dad.

415
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,131
No, I'm going to work at my own job.

416
00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,385
It's important to me for you guys to see
that women also work

417
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:39,680
and contribute to their communities
and their families just like men do.

418
00:19:39,763 --> 00:19:43,433
So, it'll be a transition for all of us,
but, uh, we'll get through it.

419
00:19:44,434 --> 00:19:45,435
Any questions?

420
00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:48,689
-We're out of Oreos.
-What?

421
00:19:48,772 --> 00:19:50,774
You said to write down
when we need things, and I did.

422
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:52,651
-Okay.
-But we're still out of Oreos.

423
00:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,735
Okay. Okay.

424
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,574
Oh, my God. Is that from Peyton?

425
00:19:58,657 --> 00:19:59,741
No, it's from Will.

426
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:03,412
But it's about Peyton's birthday party.
Please, can we go?

427
00:20:03,495 --> 00:20:05,163
No, honey, it's at a bar.

428
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:08,834
Oh, my God. I loved her. She was
the best babysitter we've ever had.

429
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:11,420
She looks exactly like Billie Eilish.
[chuckles]

430
00:20:12,087 --> 00:20:13,964
"YOLO" means "you only live once."

431
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,757
Uh, yes. I'm aware.

432
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:17,217
-Oreos.
-Got it.

433
00:20:19,595 --> 00:20:22,139
What the fuck is going on? It's Saturday
and you closed the bar?

434
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:24,057
Will didn't tell you?
He decided to shut down the bar

435
00:20:24,141 --> 00:20:26,393
on the most profitable night
of the week to throw a birthday party

436
00:20:26,476 --> 00:20:28,520
for his new girlfriend, Bedazzled Pants.

437
00:20:28,604 --> 00:20:31,023
Anything we lose tonight, William,
it's on you, bro.

438
00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:33,567
-This is the whole point in owning a bar.
-No, it's not.

439
00:20:33,650 --> 00:20:35,527
-Point of owning a bar is to make money.
-Thank you.

440
00:20:35,611 --> 00:20:39,698
Hey. Wow. I didn't think you'd come.

441
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:43,035
Yeah. Well, I mean, as they say,
"You only turn 26 once."

442
00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:45,245
-Very true. If you're lucky. [chuckles]
-Yeah.

443
00:20:45,329 --> 00:20:47,456
-Uh, well, I'm glad you came.
-I like Peyton.

444
00:20:48,582 --> 00:20:50,125
-How's your door?
-How's your face?

445
00:20:50,209 --> 00:20:52,461
I'm wearing a lot of makeup.
A lot of cover-up. Can you tell?

446
00:20:52,544 --> 00:20:54,129
-The blending is impeccable.
-Pretty good, yeah.

447
00:20:54,213 --> 00:20:55,923
-Peyton helped me.
-She's got skills.

448
00:20:56,006 --> 00:20:58,926
-Sylvia!
-Hey! Ah. Happy birthday.

449
00:20:59,009 --> 00:21:00,761
-[Peyton] Thanks for coming.
-Of course. YOLO!

450
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:02,846
-Yes, YOLO. That's what we say.
-YOLO!

451
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,181
YOLO!

452
00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,016
-It's so good to see you.
-Yo, this party is lit.

453
00:21:06,099 --> 00:21:07,518
-Thank you.
-Yeah.

454
00:21:07,601 --> 00:21:11,104
-This is my roommate Alan, Sylvia.
-Oh. Yeah. Good. Nice to meet you.

455
00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,481
Oh, Peyton, let's get a picture.

456
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:14,149
-Sorry. Gotta go.
-Yeah.

457
00:21:14,233 --> 00:21:17,444
Alan, we were just talking.
Do you remember where you were on 9/11?

458
00:21:17,528 --> 00:21:19,238
Ah, I'll never forget.

459
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:23,575
I was in my third-grade classroom,
because I was eight. Excuse me.

460
00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,245
Guy says he's 29.

461
00:21:26,328 --> 00:21:28,705
-Come on.
-If he's 29, call Make-A-Wish.

462
00:21:28,789 --> 00:21:29,957
Yeah. [chuckles]

463
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:32,376
Hey, everyone. I'm Riley.

464
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:33,627
I've known Peyton since…

465
00:21:33,710 --> 00:21:35,212
-Riley's great.
-Yeah.

466
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:37,089
Yeah. Riley works at Baskin-Robbins

467
00:21:37,172 --> 00:21:39,049
if you want a free milkshake or something.

468
00:21:39,132 --> 00:21:40,467
YOLO!

469
00:21:40,551 --> 00:21:42,010
[Peyton's friends cheer] YOLO! Whoo!

470
00:21:42,094 --> 00:21:43,345
YOLO is empowering.

471
00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,430
Here's our favorite song from high school.

472
00:21:45,514 --> 00:21:48,350
-No. Oh, my God. No.
-Too late! It's too late!

473
00:21:48,433 --> 00:21:49,601
[imitates explosion]

474
00:21:49,685 --> 00:21:51,061
["Starships" playing]

475
00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:53,522
Did they say this is their favorite song
from high school?

476
00:21:54,022 --> 00:21:55,858
-They did.
-Wow.

477
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,652
[mouthing words to "Starships"]

478
00:22:02,239 --> 00:22:03,240
[Peyton] So great.

479
00:22:24,970 --> 00:22:26,138
What am I doing?

480
00:22:26,221 --> 00:22:27,222
That.

481
00:22:29,641 --> 00:22:31,602
-I'm a cliché.
-What?

482
00:22:31,685 --> 00:22:32,686
[song continues]

483
00:22:34,813 --> 00:22:35,814
Oh, no.

484
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:37,441
[Sylvia] What? What's wrong?

485
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,860
-Oh, I gotta get out of this.
-What?

486
00:22:39,943 --> 00:22:41,737
Oh, you were right.
I gotta break up with her.

487
00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:43,197
I have to break up with her right now.

488
00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:45,115
-Not tonight. It's her birthday.
-I have to do it tonight.

489
00:22:45,199 --> 00:22:46,742
Will you help me do it tonight?

490
00:22:46,825 --> 00:22:47,910
-Absolutely not.
-You have to help.

491
00:22:47,993 --> 00:22:49,870
Will you say we're having an affair?
A steamy affair?

492
00:22:49,953 --> 00:22:51,580
-Please? Oh, God.
-I will not say that. No.

493
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:56,126
I thought you said you had a connection,
that she was an old soul.

494
00:22:56,210 --> 00:22:58,128
She's not an old soul.
Look what the fuck she's doing.

495
00:22:59,338 --> 00:23:03,091
Are you kidding me? Oh, God.
Oh, I'm gonna be alone forever.

496
00:23:03,175 --> 00:23:06,303
No, you're not. You're not.
At least you haven't been together long.

497
00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:08,096
Come on, man. You'll be all right.

498
00:23:08,180 --> 00:23:10,891
You'll meet someone
who's more on your wavelength,

499
00:23:10,974 --> 00:23:14,603
who's smart and funny,
and who's a better match.

500
00:23:14,686 --> 00:23:16,855
[mouthing words to "Starships"]

501
00:23:16,939 --> 00:23:18,357
You don't have to stay. You can go.

502
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:20,484
You kidding me? I got all dressed up.
I'm not going anywhere.

503
00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:25,656
I am-- Wait. That you're happy
makes me feel like-- [chuckles]

504
00:23:25,739 --> 00:23:27,407
All right. Look. Did we get her look?

505
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:28,575
I was really happy.

506
00:23:28,659 --> 00:23:30,869
[Maddie] No! The thing she was wearing--
She looked so dumb.

507
00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:35,290
No, I don't think it was-- I'm dumb.
I mean, I think that she looked good.

508
00:23:35,374 --> 00:23:38,168
-I did not invite her. Did you invite her?
-I invited everyone.

509
00:23:39,419 --> 00:23:41,129
-[Maddie] Oh, he's cute.
-[Alan, Maddie chuckle]

510
00:23:41,213 --> 00:23:46,552
That was the best birthday
of my entire life. All thanks to you.

511
00:23:48,637 --> 00:23:49,638
What's up?

512
00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:53,642
Maybe we should just sit down
and talk for a second.

513
00:23:54,810 --> 00:23:58,480
-Uh-oh.
-[chuckles] Just close the door.

514
00:24:00,399 --> 00:24:01,275
[Peyton chuckles]

515
00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,735
[sighs]

516
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,655
[chuckles] What?

517
00:24:08,657 --> 00:24:11,869
I hate to be doing this tonight, but I--

518
00:24:14,788 --> 00:24:19,626
I just don't think we're, like, great
for each other, especially right now.

519
00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:23,046
You know, you're so young. You have
so much of your life ahead of you.

520
00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:29,052
And I'm-- I'm so old, and I'm dealing with
this boring, old-guy shit.

521
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,512
You know, it's just--

522
00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:34,099
[chuckles] Are you breaking up with me
on my birthday?

523
00:24:34,725 --> 00:24:39,271
I am. And I really-- I just think it's--
it's probably for the best, you know?

524
00:24:39,354 --> 00:24:40,355
[scoffs]

525
00:24:42,024 --> 00:24:44,860
And I just, you know--
I wanna make sure you're gonna be okay,

526
00:24:44,943 --> 00:24:48,363
so, like, if you want me to stay over
or something like that, I'm more than…

527
00:24:48,447 --> 00:24:50,741
[scoffs] Why the fuck would I want that?

528
00:24:52,034 --> 00:24:54,494
Just in case you didn't wanna be alone
or something like that.

529
00:24:55,787 --> 00:24:58,123
I don't even really think
this deserves a breakup.

530
00:24:59,416 --> 00:25:01,293
-Really?
-Yeah.

531
00:25:01,919 --> 00:25:02,920
Oh.

532
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:06,673
[sighs]

533
00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:07,841
Where are you going?

534
00:25:08,550 --> 00:25:12,179
To meet my friends. It's my birthday.
I just came back here 'cause you're old.

535
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:19,228
-Let's go to Riley's, you guys.
-Oh, fuck yes!

536
00:25:19,311 --> 00:25:20,729
The boogie don't quit! [grunts]

537
00:25:20,812 --> 00:25:21,939
[Maddie] I'll call an Uber.

538
00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:26,318
Look, I'm-I'm--
I'm really sorry it went down like this.

539
00:25:27,986 --> 00:25:28,987
Nighty night.

540
00:25:29,071 --> 00:25:31,031
You shut the fuck up, old man, okay?

541
00:25:31,114 --> 00:25:32,991
-Okay, boomer.
-Don't you "boomer" me.

542
00:25:33,075 --> 00:25:34,701
You are old. You're an old man!

543
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:36,411
Your generation destroyed the environment.

544
00:25:36,495 --> 00:25:38,997
You will die before me.
You have osteoporosis.

545
00:25:39,081 --> 00:25:41,291
-You've shrunk since I've known you.
-Try dressing your age.

546
00:25:41,375 --> 00:25:42,668
Look out for this fucking guy.

547
00:25:42,751 --> 00:25:43,669
You dress your age.

548
00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,504
Get a top hat and a monocle and, uh,

549
00:25:45,587 --> 00:25:47,923
one of those bikes
with one big wheel, motherfucker.

550
00:25:48,006 --> 00:25:49,216
Go take your Lipitor!

551
00:25:49,299 --> 00:25:53,846
Oh, you old fuck. You fucking old
motherfucker. [breathes deeply]

552
00:25:54,805 --> 00:25:57,808
[Peyton, Maddie, Alan laughing]

553
00:26:05,774 --> 00:26:07,776
["We Are Young" playing]