1 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:32,741 - Hi! Hi, cutie. - Hey. Mom's home! 2 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:34,660 - I missed you. - Hi, Mom. 3 00:00:34,660 --> 00:00:36,578 - How was it? - Yeah, good. 4 00:00:36,578 --> 00:00:39,122 Amazing. And it only took you two days to get the hang of it. 5 00:00:41,208 --> 00:00:44,211 - So, about that-- - Yeah. 6 00:00:44,211 --> 00:00:45,754 Mommy, I have a surprise for you. 7 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,047 Sit down. 8 00:00:47,047 --> 00:00:49,550 - Yeah, you gotta see it. - Okay. 9 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:54,179 We had to make a slideshow at school about our hero, and I chose you. 10 00:01:07,985 --> 00:01:09,528 Wow. 11 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:16,243 - Oh, Mommy loves it. - It's so good. Thank you, sweetie. 12 00:01:16,243 --> 00:01:19,830 Yeah. It's beautiful. It's really sweet, honey. 13 00:01:19,830 --> 00:01:22,124 Hey, so tell us, how was day two? 14 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:28,714 It was-- it was good. It was just the same. Yeah. 15 00:01:54,990 --> 00:01:57,743 You can't go wrong, baby. You look good in all of it. 16 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:08,647 - Hey. - Hey. 17 00:03:08,647 --> 00:03:09,857 What are you doing here? 18 00:03:11,817 --> 00:03:13,944 - I got fired. - You did? 19 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:15,028 Painting. 20 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:17,698 Oh, my God. They fired you for that? 21 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,158 - Did that just happen right now? - Yesterday. 22 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:23,078 Yesterday? Then why are you dressed like this? 23 00:03:25,122 --> 00:03:26,331 You haven't told Charlie yet. 24 00:03:26,331 --> 00:03:28,834 - You're pretending to have a job still. - Yeah. 25 00:03:28,834 --> 00:03:31,086 - Why are you doing that? - I don't know. I-- 26 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:36,216 I just am so embarrassed, and he got me the job. 27 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:38,760 - Yeah. - And he's so perfect. And he's fulfilled. 28 00:03:38,760 --> 00:03:40,929 And I'm just-- I suck. 29 00:03:40,929 --> 00:03:44,766 You don't suck. No, come on. That could have happened to anybody? 30 00:03:45,350 --> 00:03:48,937 It happened. And you know what? Who cares? 31 00:03:48,937 --> 00:03:52,232 He will-- He'll forgive you. He'll think it's funny, I bet. 32 00:03:52,232 --> 00:03:53,942 - Yeah. - Those types of things, 33 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,986 that's why he fell in love with you in the first place. 34 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,779 - That spark. It's cute. - Yeah. Yes. 35 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,073 - I think it's funny. He'll laugh about it. - Yeah. Right? 36 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,117 I think he'll be proud of you. He'll totally understand. 37 00:04:02,117 --> 00:04:03,660 - Yeah. - He'll be cool with it. 38 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:05,287 - You're right, he'll be fine. I'll just-- - Yes. 39 00:04:05,287 --> 00:04:07,164 - I'll just go to his work today... - Yeah. 40 00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:09,499 ...and I'll tell him. And it's important to tell him in person. 41 00:04:09,499 --> 00:04:11,126 Go right now and tell him in person. 42 00:04:11,126 --> 00:04:12,211 - Right? I'll just-- Yeah. - Great. 43 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,588 Well, when he gets home from work tonight. In person. 44 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,173 - I'll tell him. - Okay. Tell him tonight. Just tell him. 45 00:04:17,173 --> 00:04:18,257 - Yeah. - Want some coffee? 46 00:04:18,257 --> 00:04:21,011 Yeah-- Actually, Will, he made me a coffee to go. 47 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,095 - Oh, great. - Yeah. 48 00:04:27,768 --> 00:04:30,062 - You didn't tell him! - It wasn't an easy night. 49 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,981 The kids were crazy and it was hectic. 50 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:35,317 So, you were right. I'm not worried. 51 00:04:35,317 --> 00:04:37,152 Charlie's so great. It'll be okay. 52 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:40,822 You have to tell him. Please. It's getting weird. 53 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,407 It's not getting weird. 54 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,785 It's quite weird, and I feel like I'm enabling you. 55 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:45,953 You have to tell him. 56 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:49,581 You are not allowed in this bar anymore unless you bring me a note from Charlie 57 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,042 that says he knows you've been fired, and he knows you're here. 58 00:04:52,042 --> 00:04:53,919 A signed note? 59 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:56,547 Is this The Handmaid's Tale? 60 00:04:56,547 --> 00:05:00,342 Am I adhering to your patriarchal dictatorship? 61 00:05:00,342 --> 00:05:02,386 Do you want to know when I'm menstruating? 62 00:05:02,386 --> 00:05:03,929 Just tell him. 63 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,182 Fine. 64 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:10,310 No. Come on. You gotta be kidding me. 65 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:14,022 Oh, what is this? You got a fucking note? You got a note from Charlie? 66 00:05:14,022 --> 00:05:16,233 "Will, I'm good with Sylvia hanging at the bar. 67 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:21,154 Let's go to another ball game, bro. Yours, Charlie. PS, go, Dodgers." 68 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:22,281 Dodgers spelled wrong. 69 00:05:22,281 --> 00:05:23,991 A man did not write this. 70 00:05:24,575 --> 00:05:26,410 Just tell him! Tell him! 71 00:05:26,410 --> 00:05:28,036 - Tell him! - Fine, I'll tell him! 72 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:31,665 Just wanna finish my coffee first. 73 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,417 "From the desk of Charles Greeves." 74 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:35,419 Nice touch. 75 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:49,349 I have to tell you something, 76 00:05:49,349 --> 00:05:52,019 and I don't know how to say it, so I'm just going to come out with it. 77 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:56,648 - I got fired. - Wha-- What happened? 78 00:05:56,648 --> 00:05:57,733 I got-- 79 00:05:59,234 --> 00:06:01,820 It's such a stupid story. 80 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,071 So, I was just so tired 81 00:06:03,071 --> 00:06:05,991 from all of the work-- so much more than I remembered-- 82 00:06:05,991 --> 00:06:09,703 and I was just really tired. 83 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,372 And I was in the hallway waiting for the photocopy machine, 84 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,790 and I fell asleep. 85 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:17,920 And then I fell through a painting and my elbow went through the canvas, 86 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:22,132 and it's this, like, really expensive painting of Kirk Friedkin. 87 00:06:23,467 --> 00:06:26,595 - Wait, what? - I know, and I was embarrassed about it. 88 00:06:26,595 --> 00:06:29,389 And I know I've been so lost these last few months, 89 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,476 and all you've tried to do is get me on a path of being productive, 90 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,603 and I-- You know, look at me. 91 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,105 - I'm such a failure. - No, no, no. 92 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,358 You are not a failure. 93 00:06:39,358 --> 00:06:42,402 I mean, you fell through a painting? 94 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:45,197 Yeah. I'm so stupid. Thank you for understanding, baby. 95 00:06:45,197 --> 00:06:48,951 Yeah. Yeah, I think-- I think-- I think I understand. 96 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,035 Yeah. 97 00:06:50,619 --> 00:06:53,163 Look, I mean, you're-- you've been out of the game for a while. 98 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,666 - And there's a reason that, you know... - Yes. 99 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:58,001 ...only twentysomethings can handle that kind of a workload. 100 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:01,505 And I got unfairly attacked by a painting. 101 00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:06,343 Yeah. I mean, Kirk Friedkin, obviously, he has nothing against you personally, 102 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:09,179 but, you know, he has got a business to run. 103 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:11,265 And it's an unfortunate set of circumstances 104 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:13,016 that triangulated around you. 105 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:16,311 You know what? It is a tricky situation. 106 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,607 I can see both sides of it. 107 00:07:20,607 --> 00:07:23,569 And then he says to me, "I can really see both sides, babe." 108 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:27,656 And I'm, like, all I need to hear is, "Fuck that job. Fuck Kirk Friedkin." 109 00:07:27,656 --> 00:07:31,785 But instead, I get this whole, like, undecided voter analysis. 110 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,620 But weren't you the one that destroyed the painting? 111 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:38,250 Yes, I understand what I did was wrong, and I deserve to be fired. 112 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,128 But sometimes I just want Charlie to take my side, you know? 113 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,005 And not see all sides in an argument. 114 00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:45,299 But it is kind of his job to see all sides. 115 00:07:45,299 --> 00:07:46,925 - Oh, my God. - So I get where he's coming from. 116 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:50,387 Do I have to have another conversation today where I talk shit about you? 117 00:07:50,387 --> 00:07:52,973 Oh, my God. Andy is so annoying. 118 00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,892 He, like, won't stop texting me. 119 00:07:54,892 --> 00:07:57,561 - Just out of nowhere for no reason. - Really? 120 00:07:57,561 --> 00:08:00,898 He's like, "Babe, you're so beautiful. Baby, I miss you so much." 121 00:08:01,523 --> 00:08:02,357 It's, like-- 122 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,234 - Just so annoying, right? - Yeah. 123 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:07,029 You know what Charlie just texted me? "Need mayo." 124 00:08:07,029 --> 00:08:09,615 Need mayo? Who n-- You don't need mayo. 125 00:08:09,615 --> 00:08:11,575 - Anyway, back to my boyfriend. - You know? 126 00:08:11,575 --> 00:08:15,662 He is very sweet, because out of the blue, last night, 127 00:08:15,662 --> 00:08:18,373 he invited me to San Diego on a business trip. 128 00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:20,375 It's so cute he wants me to be there. 129 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,211 Oh, wait. Is that for the bar? 130 00:08:22,211 --> 00:08:25,923 Yeah. It's, like, a-- We're meeting some CEO, Johnny Vroom. 131 00:08:25,923 --> 00:08:27,007 What? 132 00:08:27,508 --> 00:08:29,468 - Yeah. - You get to meet Johnny Rev? 133 00:08:30,052 --> 00:08:31,345 Yeah, that's him. 134 00:08:32,054 --> 00:08:34,515 Why didn't Will invite me? I love Johnny Rev. 135 00:08:34,515 --> 00:08:35,890 I don't think he's going. 136 00:08:35,890 --> 00:08:37,518 I don't know. I have to go buy an outfit. 137 00:08:37,518 --> 00:08:39,561 - Okay. All right. - Okay, bye. 138 00:08:39,561 --> 00:08:41,480 - Johnny Rev. - Bye. 139 00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:43,398 That's bullshit. 140 00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:48,487 - Yo! - Hey. 141 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:51,365 Hey, how come Katie gets to meet Johnny Rev and I don't? 142 00:08:51,365 --> 00:08:52,449 That's rubbish. 143 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,284 The San Diego thing? I'm not going on that. 144 00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,994 Yeah, we are. Come on. 145 00:08:55,994 --> 00:08:58,330 No, we're not. I'm not into this corporate shit. 146 00:08:58,330 --> 00:09:00,624 Come on. You're the brewmaster. 147 00:09:00,624 --> 00:09:02,334 You gotta take control of your business. 148 00:09:02,334 --> 00:09:04,795 We'll go down. It'll be fun. Otherwise, they're gonna take all the credit. 149 00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,840 And this is something you've poured your heart and soul into. 150 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,508 You just wanna meet Johnny Rev. 151 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:11,009 Well, so what? 152 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:14,096 Come on. It'll be fun. It doesn't mean it's not true. 153 00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,725 You know what? You're actually right. I should go. 154 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,687 And I should prove how indispensable I am to this team. 155 00:09:21,687 --> 00:09:23,730 And those guys will fucking regret 156 00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:26,275 not cutting me into this kombucha thing they did. 157 00:09:26,275 --> 00:09:27,609 You're buying the snacks. 158 00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,571 Hey, when do you wanna start prepping that deposition? 159 00:09:30,571 --> 00:09:31,822 Just give me a second. 160 00:09:31,822 --> 00:09:35,576 I need to print out some photos for Maeve's birthday book. 161 00:09:35,576 --> 00:09:37,536 Using the firm's photo printer? 162 00:09:37,536 --> 00:09:39,121 You know it, dawg. 163 00:09:39,121 --> 00:09:40,205 All right. 164 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,168 Okay, 2020. Check. 165 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:48,755 2021, check. 166 00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:53,969 What's this? 167 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,516 When was this? 168 00:10:08,692 --> 00:10:10,027 Are you finally ready to work? 169 00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,361 Can you come to my office? 170 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,072 So, your wife was hanging out with her boyfriend. 171 00:10:14,072 --> 00:10:15,866 We know this happens. What's the big deal? 172 00:10:15,866 --> 00:10:18,577 It's a very big deal. It's a monumentally big deal. 173 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,370 Look at the date on the photo. 174 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:25,083 That's a whole day before she told me she was fired at Friedkin's firm. 175 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,460 Okay. 176 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:29,880 - So we know she was fired on Tuesday. - Yes. Tuesday. Late. 177 00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:32,216 But she waited till Friday to tell me. 178 00:10:32,216 --> 00:10:35,052 - And here she is on Thursday... - Yeah. 179 00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:37,262 ...horsing around with Will. 180 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,224 Meaning she told Will she was fired, but she hid it from her husband. 181 00:10:40,224 --> 00:10:42,017 What else is she hiding from me? 182 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,604 They're on a trip together right now. 183 00:10:45,604 --> 00:10:47,689 - Where to? - San Diego. 184 00:10:47,689 --> 00:10:49,942 - What are they doing in San Diego? - It's a work thing. 185 00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:51,777 - Are you sure? - I don't know. 186 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,612 I'm calling in the cavalry. 187 00:10:53,612 --> 00:10:55,364 Jackie! Code green. 188 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:19,179 Hello. 189 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:22,307 - Sylvia! You made it! - Oh, my God, I'm so excited! 190 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,684 Of course, I wouldn't miss it. 191 00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,602 Dude, what the frick are you doing here, man? 192 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,105 I thought it's important that I be here for these big decisions. 193 00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,440 So that's why you wanna be here. You wanna fuck this up for us? 194 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,234 No, I don't wanna fuck it up. I just wanna help. 195 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,360 Honestly, I'm with Reggie. 196 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,404 You too much of a loose cannon. You be tripping. 197 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,281 Wait, but Sylvia can still come in, right? 198 00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:41,118 I can come in. I'm not a loose cannon. I'm tight. I'm not a risk. 199 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,578 I don't care what you do, Sylvia. 200 00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,787 Okay. Yes. Thank you. 201 00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,539 Dude, I'm not letting you in. 202 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,083 - I'm not gonna let you fuck up our big-- - Hey, there. 203 00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,960 You must be the gang from Lucky Penny Brewing. 204 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,211 - We are. Yeah. - Yes, we are. 205 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,755 Oh, well, welcome to Johnny 66, 206 00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,424 where yum happens. 207 00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,508 Wow! 208 00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,845 Thank you. No one's ever applauded on that. 209 00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,388 - Come on in. - Please don't fuck this up. 210 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,473 I won't. It's where yum happens. 211 00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,643 Slopp's? I love Slopp's. 212 00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,687 I didn't know that it was Johnny 66's property. 213 00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,898 {\an8}Why is the Slopp's logo a raccoon wearing a monocle, 214 00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,066 {\an8}coming out of a trash can, holding a sloppy joe? 215 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,652 Focus groups really thought that imagery stayed with people. 216 00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,362 Love that. 217 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,781 You know that raccoons wash their food before eating it? 218 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,825 For me, that puts them in a whole new light. 219 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,035 That's a great fact. 220 00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,828 - I'm gonna pass that up the chain. - Thank you. 221 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:28,332 You know, over at Slopp's, we're piloting a sloppy joe nugget with Joe 222 00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,917 that will explode in your mouth. 223 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,669 You don't even have to eat it with a bun, if you're watching your carbs, ladies. 224 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,962 - What? - Thanks. 225 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,716 Man, that lobster's shredded. Look at the pecs. 226 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,843 So, sorry for the mess, 227 00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:43,222 but we are in the middle of building a state-of-the-art, 228 00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:46,058 - ten-million-dollar tank facility... - Wow. 229 00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:48,268 ...for Johnny's visionary, new brewing operations. 230 00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,520 This is an amazing space. 231 00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,604 - Right? - Yeah. 232 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,858 Now, we welcome you home. 233 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:57,653 DTLA, baby. Right? Wow. 234 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,572 This is fire, dude. 235 00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,866 - Right? - It's like we didn't even leave LA. 236 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,244 - Yeah, don't kick the scooters. - I'm not a child, okay? 237 00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,537 - Yeah, I know you wanna. - I do. 238 00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,956 - Thank you, Ian, for showing them in. - Not much of it. Hey. Yeah. Okay. 239 00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,415 - I will take it from here. - Yeah. 240 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,500 Catch you, bro. 241 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,419 Jenna. It's so nice to meet you in real life. 242 00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,546 Will. Yeah. 243 00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,840 For those of you I have not met, 244 00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884 I am in the food chemistry division here at Johnny 66, 245 00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,803 and I'm the lead on the Lucky Penny team. 246 00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,389 I would chitchat more, but honestly I'm pretty nervous. 247 00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,057 We've been working on this for a few months, 248 00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,352 so, why don't we just try it, and then we'll see where we are. 249 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,229 Yeah, cool, let's do it. 250 00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,273 - Cheers. - Cheers, baby. 251 00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,566 Thank you. 252 00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,154 So, what do we think, gentlemen? Are we on the right track? 253 00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,823 It's amazing. 254 00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,076 I can't tell the difference between this and our homegrown IPA. 255 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,619 Yeah, I like it. 256 00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,162 Will, what's your verdict? 257 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,041 I'm thinking. I like it. 258 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,335 - Like it, okay, but? - Yeah. 259 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,839 There's a but. Keep in mind that when we upscale it, 260 00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,258 the profile of the flavor will-- It will change slightly. 261 00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:05,429 - Yeah, no. I got that. Yeah. - Ready for my two cents? It's bussin'. 262 00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,097 Hey. Hello, folks. 263 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,600 Welcome to America's finest city. 264 00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,560 Johnny, my freaking man, what's good, homey? 265 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,230 - Good to see you. Bang! Icon, dude! - You better believe it. 266 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,817 Hi, I'm Sylvia. And I'm just such a fan of yours. 267 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,110 Mind if I get a quick photo? 268 00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,154 - Oh, of course, Sylvia. - Thank you, sir. 269 00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,405 - Here we go. Vroom, vroom! - Vroom! 270 00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,408 Oh, you're gonna love these. You're gonna love these. 271 00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,745 - Thank you so much, Mr. Rev. - Oh, no. Mr. Rev is my father. 272 00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,121 You can call me Johnny Rev. 273 00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:32,789 Oh, my. 274 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,458 - Oh, I see that you've met Jenna. - Yeah. 275 00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:39,129 She's one of our finest chemists, so this must be one heck of a beer. 276 00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,339 We're obsessed with it. 277 00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,715 Oh, really? 278 00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,801 - I think Will has some concerns. - Oh, does he now? 279 00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,846 Not concerns. Suggestions. 280 00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,224 Let's hear it. 281 00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,101 Honestly, this is very close, I think. 282 00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,937 Really very, very, very close. 283 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,440 I know you guys-- you have a certain way you have to make your products 284 00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,067 and a certain price point you have to hit. 285 00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,444 I know you can't use artisanal ingredients. 286 00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:07,616 But I think if you just invested a little bit more money in better hops, 287 00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,744 it would taste so much better. You'd have so much more bang for your buck. 288 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,162 That's all I'm going to say. 289 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,040 Or you don't have to do any of that, 'cause he's not in charge. 290 00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,375 I am. So it's all good. 291 00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,586 The big kahuna. 292 00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,755 Mr. Bang-for-your-buck. 293 00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:35,060 - I agree. Pretty bland. - Hey. 294 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,312 - Wow. - Yeah, I think we can rev it up a little. 295 00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,106 - Rev it up. - Rev it up. 296 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,358 I appreciate your honesty. 297 00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,319 Partnership only works when everyone is being honest. 298 00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,737 - Yeah. - You know what? 299 00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,491 Why don't you all join me for supper at my place today? 300 00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,909 - Wow. - Hell, yeah. 301 00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,703 - That would be amazing. - That would be awesome. 302 00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,246 Congratulations. 303 00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,623 - Oh, my God. - Thank you. That went well. 304 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,417 You did so well with Johnny Rev today. 305 00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,711 Thank you. If there's one thing I know, it's shitty beer. 306 00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:03,463 Honestly, Andy and Reggie should be thanking you. 307 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,590 - I hope so. Yeah. - Really. 308 00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,675 The reason they got this deal was because of you. 309 00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,428 - I know. - And Johnny Rev, surprise, surprise, 310 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,264 he followed his business intuition, and he agreed with you. 311 00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,475 He said, and I quote, "I appreciate your honesty." 312 00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,477 No one-- No one appreciates my honesty. 313 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,605 People actually specifically don't like my honesty. 314 00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,856 That's why he's a genius. 315 00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,774 - He's ver-- Okay. - That's why he's a legend. 316 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,153 - Keep it in your pants. - I would if I could. 317 00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:30,073 You got leverage now with Reggie and Andy. You should ask for what you deserve. 318 00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,159 - You're right. - Now's the time. 319 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,619 I do. I will. 320 00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,912 Good. 321 00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,955 I know you only came for self-serving reasons, 322 00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,875 but I appreciate you being here. It was very helpful. 323 00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,418 At no point did I try. 324 00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,378 You did anyway. 325 00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,464 Here. 326 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,384 Say "Johnny Rev." 327 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,345 Johnny Rev! 328 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,349 - Oh, wow. God, that's loud. - What are they doing? 329 00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,147 Are they more than just friends? 330 00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,902 We don't have it. It's all circumstantial. 331 00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,654 I need a smoking gun. 332 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,948 Yeah, you don't have it. You're gonna have to tap-dance. 333 00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,281 Bluff your way into a confession. 334 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,285 Have you considered putting a tracking device on her car? 335 00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,246 Tracking device. Could be good. 336 00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,454 I don't wanna do that. 337 00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,957 How about a keystroke app on her laptop? 338 00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,666 - Keystroke app. - That sounds illegal. 339 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,917 Nope, only in certain states. 340 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,838 Merry Christmas. Found this in the supply closet. 341 00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,923 We already did it on the wall, Paul. You're too late. 342 00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,007 Get that thing out of here. 343 00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,385 - It was a whole checkout process. - Everyone, calm down. 344 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,345 This is not about us. This is about Charlie. 345 00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,514 - This is about Charlie. - I've got the smoking gun. 346 00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,598 And a printout. 347 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,350 What is it? 348 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,439 You're gonna want to see this. 349 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:59,121 The lizard was Will's pet first. 350 00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,331 I've been living with another man's lizard. 351 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,876 And I've fallen in love with it. 352 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,461 This is insane. 353 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,963 - Wow. - This is nuts. 354 00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,882 - Big door. - This is so cool. 355 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:10,966 Look at the size of this door. 356 00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,384 Welcome. 357 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,468 Hi. 358 00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,388 Now, I know you fellas, 359 00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,892 so why don't you help me get reacquainted with your lovely ladies? 360 00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,935 Well, this is my baby, Katie. 361 00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,896 - Katie. - And I'm Sylvia. I'm Will's friend. 362 00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:27,357 We're not together. I'm married. We live in LA, 363 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,484 - and we have three kids and-- - Sylvia, just... 364 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,237 - I'm sorry. - Anyway, the house is gorgeous... 365 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,822 - Well-- - ...by the way. It's amazing. 366 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,201 Well, thank you. It should be. I paid 78 million for it. 367 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:39,953 Hey, 368 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,289 why don't we celebrate our new partnership with a little champagne? 369 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,082 - Does that sound all right? - Yeah. 370 00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,501 Ian, can we make that happen? 371 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,002 Yeah, sorry. I should've been on that already. 372 00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,421 Let's go. Get on it. Come on, everybody. Follow me. 373 00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,508 Thank you. Wow. 374 00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:56,345 Yeah, I started collecting armor about ten years ago, 375 00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,888 right after my second divorce. 376 00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,141 Kind of like a symbolic way to protect yourself? 377 00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:02,935 What do you mean? 378 00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,728 Nothing. 379 00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,189 What's it like working for Johnny Rev? He's so amazing. 380 00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,858 Does his mind, like, work differently from a normal person? 381 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,777 I don't know. 382 00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,695 He has good instincts. 383 00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,948 He says "vroom, vroom" a lot. 384 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,952 - Uh-oh. Not you. - Hey. 385 00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,662 Are you here to give me notes on my shoes? 386 00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,956 No. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to come across like a dick. 387 00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,792 I just wanted to sound competent in front of my friends, you know? 388 00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,377 - No, of course. It's all good. - Yeah. 389 00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,879 - It'll make for a better product. - Great. 390 00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,006 You know, we could actually use someone like you. 391 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425 Johnny 66 is moving into the beer and liquor space. 392 00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,512 Yeah, I saw the tank room you're building. It's humongous. 393 00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,514 Well, as he says-- Johnny Rev-- 394 00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,224 - "Go big or go home." That's the point. - Yeah. 395 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,309 If I were Johnny, I would totally poach you. 396 00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,061 But I get it. Your bar sounds really cool. 397 00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,564 It is. You should come by sometime. 398 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,232 - I'd like that. - Yeah. 399 00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,360 Are he and Gordon Ramsay, like, really enemies? 400 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,946 NDA. 401 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,573 So... 402 00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,576 I guess I'm the collector type. 403 00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:04,663 I collect cars, medieval armor, ex-wives. 404 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,541 Oh, shit. 405 00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,002 Dude, it's my crypto guy. 406 00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,380 - He's so hard to-- Can I take this? - I always say business comes first. 407 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,007 - Thanks, man. - No worries. Come on. Get on it. 408 00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,675 - Raul. - So, which is your favorite? 409 00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,094 Oh, gotta be this XK-E Jag right here. 410 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,721 - Cool. - Yeah, listen, I'm sorry. 411 00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,473 I keep going on and on about myself. 412 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,977 Tell me a little bit about you. 413 00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:31,023 I was nervous when you did the whole sip with the hops thing... 414 00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,065 It was smooth though. 415 00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,817 ...'cause I didn't know where you were gonna go with it. 416 00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,819 - Doing your shit. But we are here. - We're here though. 417 00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,237 We're in this weird house 'cause of me. 418 00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,574 So maybe now, as you, you know, look at the future of Daa Booch, 419 00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,534 you see I could be beneficial to that, right? 420 00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,536 Look, I'll talk to Reggie about it, okay? 421 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,413 - Okay. Thank you. - Okay. You're OG. 422 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,499 You know what I've been thinking you could do though? 423 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,043 Names for Daa Booch. 424 00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,878 Oh, yeah. "Daa Booch" is easy to beat. 425 00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,755 - Yeah, it's not that good. - Stanley Bucci. 426 00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,924 - Fuck it. First one. - Top of my head. 427 00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,884 How did you, like, figure it out? 428 00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,094 I don't even know what my dream job would be. 429 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,388 Yeah, well, you've been on the mommy track. 430 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,515 - I mean... - I have. 431 00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,058 - ...keeps a lot of women down. - It does. 432 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,518 - Nobody ever talks about it. - No. Ever! 433 00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,561 - You should do a podcast on that. - We-- You should. 434 00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,063 - Well... - Do one together. 435 00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:11,980 That'd be nice. 436 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,733 Listen. Listen, you're gonna get there. 437 00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:19,363 Just-- You gotta remember, when I started, I loved cars, and I loved food. 438 00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,573 So you just have to find your passion, 439 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,325 and the rest will just sort itself out. 440 00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,912 - Hope so. - So you-- I don't know. 441 00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,498 I mean, what are you passionate about? 442 00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:32,417 What is it that gets your engine started? 443 00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:41,426 - You all right? - I mean-- Really? 444 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,888 - Got the car all smudged. - Jesus. 445 00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:48,392 I told you I was married, right? 446 00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,726 I-- I said that. 447 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,603 Yeah, I think maybe you did mention it. 448 00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,773 But you're here with some guy who's not your husband, so, you know, 449 00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,984 I guess I figured maybe you were up for grabs. 450 00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,695 What does that mean? 451 00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,905 - Well, where's your husband? - There you are. Hey. 452 00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,700 What do you think-- Oh, look, here's the guy who's not your husband. 453 00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,077 You know, you're gonna be sorry. 454 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,497 You just missed the best day of your life right here. 455 00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,457 I'm gonna check the food. 456 00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,335 Did we just interrupt something? 457 00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,297 I-- Yeah. 458 00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,758 Johnny Rev just tried to kiss me. 459 00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,594 - Really? - Are you kidding? 460 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,889 No. I mean, I said I was married, right? 461 00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:29,224 - Yes. - Yeah, you said that. 462 00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,434 - It's not funny. - Okay. 463 00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,686 He said that he thought I was "up for grabs." 464 00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,146 That's so fucked up. 465 00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,064 Well, at least you still got it. 466 00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,691 - What? - What? 467 00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,651 I'm kidding. I was-- I shouldn't have said that. 468 00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,653 This guy's a fucking sick fuck. 469 00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,323 What do we-- I mean, we can't stay, right? We should leave. 470 00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,950 What? No. No, no, no. We can't leave. 471 00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,620 Let's just stay for dinner and then-- and then we can reassess. 472 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,205 Reassess? I'm not going to feel differently 473 00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,789 after we eat some shitty meal with this guy. 474 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,833 But, you know, it's-- I'm a big girl. 475 00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,877 It's not really that big a deal. 476 00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,629 It's just weird. 477 00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,756 - Yeah. Look, she said she can handle it. - Yeah. 478 00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,091 Plus, like, why are you even here in the first place? 479 00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,594 - What the fuck does that mean? - I'm just asking questions. 480 00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,846 Are you sure you're okay and this is not just shock? 481 00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,806 No, I am okay. I am just also in shock. 482 00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,018 Well, you know what? I bet this isn't the first time that weirdo's done this. 483 00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,020 I'm about to do some research on him. 484 00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,855 - What's that? - Fuck me. Don't worry about it, babe. 485 00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,357 - What is it? - Katie, stop it. 486 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,151 - Babe, what is it? What is it? - Stop. Stop. I-- 487 00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,028 Oh, my God. 488 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,821 Baby, 489 00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:28,158 every day I'm with you, I feel like I learn more about you. 490 00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,327 Can't believe this is happening. Why is this happening? 491 00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:31,495 - Take a video. - I love you. 492 00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:35,040 Katie, baby, will you spend the rest of your life with me? 493 00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,127 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah? Yeah? 494 00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,420 Babe. 495 00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,390 This is worse than if they were making love in front of us. 496 00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,891 - It's much more gross. - It's, like, very-- 497 00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,601 This is the grossest thing I've ever seen. 498 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,104 - What's up? Clap it up, man. - Yeah. 499 00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,524 - We're engaged, yo. - Congrats. Beautiful moment. 500 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,527 Yeah, it's okay. 501 00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,579 Has he shown you guys the cars yet? Oh, my God. 502 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:17,916 My personal favorite is the Ferrari 308 GTS. 503 00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,418 Same as Magnum, P.I. Right, sir? 504 00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,713 Tom Selleck, right, tried to buy it before you? 505 00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:25,465 You swooped in. Took it right from under him. 506 00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,051 Whatever. Fuck Tom Selleck and his fake mustache. 507 00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,432 So Johnny, what does it take to build a house like this? 508 00:24:33,432 --> 00:24:34,474 Be a fucking genius. 509 00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,186 Speak on it, man. 510 00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,855 If you have enough money, you can-- you can do anything quickly. 511 00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,939 I love it. 512 00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,774 So, Sylvia, what do you do for a living? 513 00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,194 Well, I have a law degree actually, 514 00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,197 and I was practicing, but I think I'm taking a change of course. 515 00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,323 Oh, to what? 516 00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:51,992 It's undecided. 517 00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:54,661 I'm kind of flirting with a few different possibilities. 518 00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,331 She likes to flirt a lot, doesn't she? 519 00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,708 Excuse me? 520 00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:05,047 I said, "She likes to flirt a lot, doesn't she?" 521 00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,467 Just ease up there, Johnny Rev. 522 00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,969 You're in my house, son. 523 00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,680 Doesn't mean you can't pump the brakes, Johnny Rev. 524 00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,557 You're being a little rude to my friend. 525 00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,643 This salad is really good. 526 00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,562 So, now you're calling me rude in my own home? 527 00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,365 - This is a very good salad. - Yes. 528 00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,367 - So thank you for that. - Tell me, 529 00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,620 does she often travel with men who aren't her husband? 530 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,413 - Okay. - Okay. I can handle this. 531 00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:39,873 Don't tell me how to behave. 532 00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,379 Stop acting like a fucking baby, and maybe I'll stop telling you how to behave. 533 00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:48,048 Well, why don't you stop acting like a fucking baby? 534 00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,512 - Help! - Yeah, you better run. 535 00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,848 - Guys. Guys. Guys! - Oh, my God. Baby, come here. 536 00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,145 - Hey! - Eat sloppers, motherfucker. 537 00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,731 Fuck! 538 00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,191 - It burns. Ian! - That is enough! 539 00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,026 Somebody fucking help. Help! Help! 540 00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,611 Hold on. It's fine. I got it, I got it. 541 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,196 - I'm coming-- Goddamn it. - Butt-fucker. 542 00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,364 You strong, motherfucker. 543 00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,449 - Oh, my-- - Get off of him, Johnny! 544 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,744 Oh, my God. 545 00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,205 What the-- What did you-- Did you just lick me? 546 00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,790 I did what I had to do, Johnny! 547 00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:22,749 He licked me. 548 00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,795 Get out of my house! He licked-- Get out of my house! 549 00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:27,880 - With pleasure! - Get out. 550 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,047 - We're gone. - Get out. 551 00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,632 - Are you okay? - Come on. Yeah, I'm fine. 552 00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,342 - Get your phones, everybody. - Phones. 553 00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,635 That's right. Get out! 554 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,096 That was not my fault. Okay? 555 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,932 He started it. He tried to kiss Sylvia. He threw a shrimp at me. 556 00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,559 He doesn't know if I'm allergic to shellfish. 557 00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,060 That could've killed me! 558 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,395 I did not want that to go that way. 559 00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,272 Dude, I'm so fucked, man. 560 00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,857 I put everything in this. 561 00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:48,942 I support my brother and his fucking daughter. 562 00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:52,154 I put-- All of my money is tied up in our bar. 563 00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,823 I just need this fucking deal to go through, man. 564 00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,492 I'm very, very sorry, 565 00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,204 but fuck this deal and fuck Johnny Rev! 566 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,082 - Oh, great. - I need to go to the hospital. 567 00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,543 Is that stuck on there? 568 00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,171 Yeah, it's pretty jammed in there, bro. 569 00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:11,215 I need the jaws of life. 570 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,973 Well, they say, "Never meet your heroes." 571 00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,976 Yep. Who would've thought Johnny Rev was a piece of shit? 572 00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,687 I heard the Burger King was on To Catch a Predator. 573 00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,941 You don't even wanna know what Ronald McDonald's done. 574 00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:32,569 Billions served, thousands missing. 575 00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,414 Oh, my God. 576 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,335 You scared me. 577 00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,963 What are you doing still up? 578 00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,215 Look who's home, Jessipa. 579 00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:57,761 Or should I call you... Gandalf?