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[breathes deeply, sighing]
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- Hi! Hi, cutie.
- Hey. Mom's home!
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- [Sylvia] I missed you.
- Hi, Mom.
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- How was it?
- Yeah, good.
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Amazing. And it only took you
two days to get the hang of it.
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Oh.
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- So, um, about that--
- Yeah.
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Mommy, I have a surprise for you.
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- [Simon] Sit down.
- [exclaims]
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- Yeah, you gotta see it.
- Okay. [chuckles]
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We had to make a slideshow at school
about our hero, and I chose you.
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Aw.
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["Who Let the Dogs Out" playing]
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[Sylvia gasps] Oh.
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[Sylvia, Charlie chuckling]
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[chuckles]
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Wow. Oh. [chuckles]
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- Oh. Oh, Mommy loves it.
- It's so good. Thank you, sweetie.
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Yeah. It's beautiful.
[sniffles] It's really sweet, honey.
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Hey, so tell us, how was day two?
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Um, it was-- it was good.
It was just the same. Yeah.
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- Aw.
- Oh.
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["Let the River Run" playing]
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[alarm beeping]
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[breathes deeply]
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[beeping stops]
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You can't go wrong, baby.
You look good in all of it.
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["Let the River Run" continues on radio]
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[song stops]
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- Hey.
- [Sylvia] Hey.
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[Will] What are you doing here?
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- I got fired.
- You did?
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Painting.
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Oh, my God. They fired you for that?
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- Did that just happen right now?
- Yesterday.
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Yesterday?
Then why are you dressed like this?
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You haven't told Charlie yet.
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- You're pretending to have a job still.
- Yeah.
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- Why are you doing that?
- I don't know. [stammering]
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I just am so embarrassed,
and he got me the job.
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- Yeah.
- And he's so perfect. And he's fulfilled.
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And I'm just-- I-I suck.
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You don't suck. No, come on.
That could have happened to anybody?
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It happened. And you know what?
[stammers] Who cares?
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He will-- He'll forgive you.
He'll think it's funny, I bet.
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- Yeah.
- Those types of things,
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that's why he fell in love with you
in the first place.
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- That spark. It's cute.
- Yeah. Yes.
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- I think it's funny. He'll laugh about it.
- Yeah. Right?
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I think he'll be proud of you.
He'll totally understand.
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- Yeah.
- He'll be cool with it.
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- You're right, he'll be fine. I'll just--
- Yes.
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- I'll just go to his work today...
- Yeah.
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...and I'll tell him.
And it's important to tell him in person.
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Go right now and tell him in person.
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- Right? I'll just-- Yeah.
- Great.
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Well, when he gets home from work tonight.
In person.
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- I'll tell him.
- Okay. Tell him tonight. Just tell him.
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- Yeah.
- Want some coffee?
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Yeah-- Actually, Will,
he made me a coffee, um, to go.
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- Oh, great.
- Yeah.
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- You didn't tell him!
- It wasn't an easy night.
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The kids were crazy and it was hectic.
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So, you were right. I'm not worried.
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Charlie's so great. It'll be okay.
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You have to tell him.
Please. It's getting weird.
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It's not getting weird.
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It's quite weird,
and I feel like I'm enabling you.
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You have to tell him.
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You are not allowed in this bar anymore
unless you bring me a note from Charlie
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that says he knows you've been fired,
and he knows you're here.
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A signed note?
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[stammers] Is this The Handmaid's Tale?
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A-Am I a-adhering
to your patriarchal dictatorship?
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Do you want to know when I'm menstruating?
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Just tell him.
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Fine.
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[Will] No. Come on.
You gotta be kidding me.
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Oh, what is this? You got a fucking note?
You got a note from Charlie?
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"Will, I'm good with Sylvia hanging
at the bar.
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Let's go to another ball game, bro.
Yours, Charlie. PS, go, Dodgers."
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Dodgers spelled wrong.
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A man did not write this.
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Just tell him! Tell him!
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- Tell him!
- Fine, I'll tell him!
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Just wanna finish my coffee first.
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"From the desk of Charles Greeves."
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Nice touch.
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I have to tell you something,
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and I don't know how to say it,
so I'm just going to come out with it.
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- I got fired. [sighs]
- Wha-- Wh-What happened?
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I got, um-- uh--
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It's, uh, s-such a stupid story.
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So, I was just so tired
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from all of the work--
so much more than I remembered--
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and, um, I, uh, was just really tired.
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And I was in the hallway
waiting for the photocopy machine,
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and I fell asleep.
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And then I fell through a painting
and my elbow went through the canvas,
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and it's this, like, really... [sighs]
...expensive painting of Kirk Friedkin.
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- Wait, what?
- I know, and I was embarrassed about it.
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And I-- I know I've been so lost
these last few months,
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and all you've tried to do is get me
on a path of being productive,
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and I-- You know, look at me. [chuckles]
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- I'm such a failure.
- No, no, no.
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- You are not a failure.
- [whimpers]
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- I mean, you fell through a painting?
- [sighs]
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Yeah. I'm so stupid.
Thank you for understanding, baby.
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Yeah. Yeah, I think-- I think--
I think I understand.
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Yeah.
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Look, I mean, you're--
you've been out of the game for a while.
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- And there's a reason that, you know...
- Yes.
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...only twentysomethings can handle
that kind of a workload.
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And I got u-unfairly attacked
by a painting.
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Yeah. I mean, Kirk Friedkin, obviously,
he has nothing against you personally,
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but, you know,
he has got a business to run.
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And it's an unfortunate set
of circumstances
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that triangulated around you.
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[groans]
You know what? It is a tricky situation.
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I can see both sides of it. [sighs]
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And then he says to me,
"I can really see both sides, babe."
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And I'm, like, all I need to hear is,
"Fuck that job. Fuck Kirk Friedkin."
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But instead, I get this whole,
like, undecided voter analysis.
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But weren't you the one
that destroyed the painting?
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Yes, I understand what I did was wrong,
and I deserve to be fired.
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But sometimes I just want Charlie
to take my side, you know?
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And not see all sides in an argument.
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But it is kind of his job
to see all sides.
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- Oh, my God.
- So I get where he's coming from.
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Do I have to have another conversation
today where I talk shit about you?
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Oh, my God. Andy is so annoying.
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- He, like, won't stop texting me.
- [scoffs] Oh.
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- Just out of nowhere for no reason.
- [clicks tongue] Really?
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He's like, "Babe, you're so beautiful.
Baby, I miss you so much."
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- Aw.
- It's, like-- [scoffs]
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- Just so annoying, right?
- Yeah.
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You know what Charlie just texted me?
"Need mayo."
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Need mayo? Who n-- You don't need mayo.
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- Anyway, back to my boyfriend.
- You know? [groans]
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He is very sweet,
because out of the blue, last night,
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he invited me to San Diego
on a business trip.
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- It's so cute he wants me to be there.
- Oh.
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Oh, wait. Is that for the bar?
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Yeah. It's, like, a--
We're meeting some CEO, Johnny Vroom.
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What?
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- [sighs] Yeah.
- You get to meet Johnny Rev?
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- Yeah, that's him.
- Oh.
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Why didn't Will invite me?
I love Johnny Rev.
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I don't think he's going.
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- Oh.
- I don't know. I have to go buy an outfit.
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- Okay. All right.
- Okay, bye.
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- Johnny Rev.
- [Katie] Bye.
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That's bullshit.
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[line ringing]
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- [Will] Yo!
- Hey.
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Hey, how come Katie gets
to meet Johnny Rev and I don't?
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[Sylvia] That's rubbish.
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The San Diego thing?
I'm not going on that.
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Yeah, we are. Come on.
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No, we're not.
I'm not into this corporate shit.
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Come on. You're the brewmaster.
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You gotta take control of your business.
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We'll go down. It'll be fun. Otherwise,
they're gonna take all the credit.
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And this is something you've poured
your heart and soul into.
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[Will] You just wanna meet Johnny Rev.
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Well, so what?
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Come on. It'll be fun.
It doesn't mean it's not true.
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You know what? You're actually right.
I should go.
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And I should prove how indispensable I am
to this team.
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And those guys will fucking regret
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not cutting me into
this kombucha thing they did.
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You're buying the snacks.
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Hey, when do you wanna start prepping
that deposition?
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Uh, just give me a second.
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I need to print out some photos
for Maeve's birthday book.
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Using the firm's photo printer?
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You know it, dawg.
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All right.
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Okay, 2020. Check.
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2021, check.
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[gasps]
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What's this?
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[Will laughing]
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When was this?
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- [Will laughing]
- [chuckles]
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[both laughing]
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- [phone beeps]
- [Stewart] Are you finally ready to work?
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Can you come to my office?
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So, your wife was hanging out
with her boyfriend.
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We know this happens. What's the big deal?
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It's a very big deal.
It's a monumentally big deal.
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Look at the date on the photo.
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That's a whole day before she told me
she was fired at Friedkin's firm.
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- [sighs]
- Okay.
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- So we know she was fired on Tuesday.
- Yes. Tuesday. Late.
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- But she waited till Friday to tell me.
- [sighs]
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- And here she is on Thursday...
- Yeah.
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- ...horsing around with Will.
- [Will laughs]
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Meaning she told Will she was fired,
but she hid it from her husband.
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What else is she hiding from me?
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They're on a trip together right now.
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- Where to?
- San Diego.
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- What are they doing in San Diego?
- It's a work thing.
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- Are you sure?
- I don't know.
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I'm calling in the cavalry.
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Jackie! Code green.
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[sighs]
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["Cracker Island" playing]
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[Will] Hello.
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- [gasps] Sylvia! You made it! [squeals]
- Oh, my God, I'm so excited!
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Of course, I wouldn't miss it.
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Dude, what the frick are you doing here, man?
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I thought it's important that I be here
for these big decisions.
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So that's why you wanna be here.
You wanna fuck this up for us?
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No, I don't wanna fuck it up.
I just wanna help.
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Honestly, I'm with Reggie.
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You too much of a loose cannon.
You be tripping.
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Wait, but Sylvia can still come in, right?
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I can come in. I-- I'm not a loose cannon.
I'm tight. I-I-I'm not a risk.
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I don't care what you do, Sylvia.
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Okay. Yes. Thank you.
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Dude, I'm not letting you in.
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- I'm not gonna let you fuck up our big--
- Hey, there.
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You must be the gang
from Lucky Penny Brewing.
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- We are. Yeah.
- Yes, we are.
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Oh, well, welcome to Johnny 66,
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where yum happens.
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[all] Wow! [laughing]
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Thank you. [chuckles]
No one's ever applauded on that.
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- Come on in.
- Please don't fuck this up.
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I won't. It's where yum happens.
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[Reggie] Whoa! Slopp's? I love Slopp's.
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I didn't know
that it was Johnny 66's property.
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{\an8}[Andy] Why is the Slopp's logo
a raccoon wearing a monocle,
235
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{\an8}coming out of a trash can,
holding a sloppy joe?
236
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Uh, focus groups really thought
that imagery stayed with people.
237
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- [Andy] Mm-hmm.
- Mmm. Love that.
238
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You know that raccoons wash their food
before eating it?
239
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For me,
that puts them in a whole new light.
240
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That's a great fact.
241
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- I'm gonna pass that up the chain.
- Thank you.
242
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You know, over at Slopp's, we're piloting
a sloppy joe nugget with Joe
243
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that will explode in your mouth.
244
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You don't even have to eat it with a bun,
if you're watching your carbs, ladies.
245
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- What?
- Thanks.
246
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Man, that lobster's shredded.
Look at the pecs.
247
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So, sorry for the mess,
248
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but we are in the middle of building
a state-of-the-art,
249
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- ten-million-dollar tank facility...
- [Will] Wow.
250
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...for Johnny's visionary,
new brewing operations.
251
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This is an amazing space.
252
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- Right?
- Yeah.
253
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Now, we welcome you home.
254
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DTLA, baby. Right? Wow.
255
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This is fire, dude.
256
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- Right? [chuckles]
- It's like we didn't even leave LA.
257
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- Yeah, don't kick the scooters.
- I'm not a child, okay?
258
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- Yeah, I know you wanna.
- I do.
259
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- Thank you, Ian, for showing them in.
- Not much of it. Hey. Yeah. Okay.
260
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- Uh, I will take it from here.
- Yeah.
261
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[Reggie] Catch you, bro.
262
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Jenna.
It's so nice to meet you in real life.
263
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- Will. Yeah.
- Whoo. [chuckles]
264
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For those of you I have not met,
265
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I am in the food chemistry division
here at Johnny 66,
266
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and I'm the lead on the Lucky Penny team.
267
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I would chitchat more,
but honestly I'm pretty nervous.
268
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We've been working on this
for a few months,
269
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so, um-- uh-- why don't we just try it,
and then we'll see where we are.
270
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Yeah, cool, let's do it.
271
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- [Katie] Cheers.
- Cheers, baby.
272
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[Reggie] Thank you.
273
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S-So, what do we think, gentlemen?
Are we on the right track?
274
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Uh, it's amazing.
275
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,076
I can't tell the difference between this
and our homegrown IPA.
276
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- Yeah, I like it.
- Mmm.
277
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Will, uh, what's your verdict?
278
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Um, I'm thinking. Um, I like it.
279
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- Like it, okay, but?
- [Will] Yeah.
280
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There's a but. Uh-- Kee--
Uh, keep in mind that when we upscale it,
281
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the profile of the flavor will--
It will change slightly.
282
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:05,429
- Yeah, no. I-- I got that. Yeah. Um...
- Ready for my two cents? It's bussin'.
283
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Hey. Hello, folks.
284
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Welcome to America's finest city.
285
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Johnny, my freaking man,
what's good, homey?
286
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,230
- Good to see you. Bang! Icon, dude!
- [laughs] You better believe it.
287
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,817
Hi, I'm Sylvia. [giggles]
And I'm just such a fan of yours. [laughs]
288
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Mind if I get a quick photo?
289
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,154
- [Johnny] Oh, of course, Sylvia.
- Thank you, sir.
290
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- Here we go. Vroom, vroom!
- Vroom!
291
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- [Katie] Oh, you're gonna love these.
- [grunts, laughs]
292
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- Thank you so much, Mr. Rev.
- Oh, no. Mr. Rev is my father.
293
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You can call me Johnny Rev.
294
00:14:31,121 --> 00:14:32,789
- [laughs]
- Oh. Oh, my. [chuckles]
295
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,458
- Oh, I-I see that you've met Jenna.
- Yeah.
296
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She's one of our finest chemists,
so this must be one heck of a beer.
297
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,339
We're obsessed with it.
298
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,715
- [all chuckle]
- Oh, really?
299
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,801
- I think Will has some concerns.
- Oh, does he now?
300
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,846
[stammers] Not concerns. Suggestions.
301
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,224
Let's hear it.
302
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,101
[stammers] Honestly,
this is very close, I think.
303
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,937
Really very, very, very close.
304
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,440
I know you guys-- you have a certain way
you have to make your products
305
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,067
and a certain price point you have to hit.
306
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,444
I know you can't use
artisanal ingredients.
307
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:07,616
But I think if you just invested
a little bit more money in better hops,
308
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,744
it would taste so much better. You'd have
so much more bang for your buck.
309
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,162
That's all I'm going to say.
310
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,040
Or you don't have to do any of that,
'cause he's not in charge.
311
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,959
- I am. So it's all good.
- [Johnny chuckles]
312
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Whoo! The big kahuna.
313
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,755
Mr. Bang-for-your-buck. [chuckles]
314
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:35,060
- [smacks lips] I agree. Pretty bland.
- [chuckles] Hey.
315
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,312
- Wow. [chuckles]
- Yeah, I think we can rev it up a little.
316
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,106
- [Will chuckles] Rev it up.
- Rev it up.
317
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,358
I appreciate your honesty.
318
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,319
Partnership only works
when everyone is being honest.
319
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,737
- Yeah.
- [Johnny] You know what?
320
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,491
Why don't you all join me for supper
at my place today?
321
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,909
- Wow.
- [Andy] Hell, yeah.
322
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,703
- That would be amazing.
- That would be awesome.
323
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,246
- [chuckles]
- Congratulations.
324
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,623
- Oh, my God.
- Thank you. That went well.
325
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,417
You did so well with Johnny Rev today.
326
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,711
Thank you. If there's one thing I know,
it's shitty beer.
327
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:03,463
Honestly,
Andy and Reggie should be thanking you.
328
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,590
- I hope so. Yeah.
- Really.
329
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,675
The reason they got this deal
was because of you.
330
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,428
- I know.
- And Johnny Rev, surprise, surprise,
331
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,264
he followed his business intuition,
and he agreed with you.
332
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,475
He said, and I quote,
"I appreciate your honesty."
333
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,477
No one-- No one appreciates my honesty.
334
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,605
People actually
specifically don't like my honesty.
335
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,856
That's why he's a genius.
336
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,774
- He's ver-- [chuckles] Okay.
- That's why he's a legend.
337
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,153
- Keep it in your pants. [chuckles]
- I would if I could.
338
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:28,655
You-- You got leverage now
with Reggie and Andy.
339
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,073
You should ask for what you deserve.
340
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,159
- You're right.
- Now's the time.
341
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,619
I do. I will.
342
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,912
Good.
343
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,955
I know you only came
for self-serving reasons,
344
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,875
but I appreciate you being here.
It was very helpful.
345
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,418
At no point did I try.
346
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:44,379
- [laughs]
- You did anyway. [chuckles]
347
00:16:44,379 --> 00:16:45,464
Here.
348
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,384
Say "Johnny Rev."
349
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,887
- Johnny Rev!
- [jets approaching]
350
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:55,349
- [stammers] Oh, wow. God, that's loud.
- [scoffs] What are they doing?
351
00:17:00,437 --> 00:17:02,147
[Albert] Are they more than just friends?
352
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,902
We don't have it. It's all circumstantial.
353
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,654
I need a smoking gun.
354
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,948
Yeah, you don't have it.
You're gonna have to tap-dance.
355
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,281
Bluff your way into a confession.
356
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,285
Have you considered
putting a tracking device on her car?
357
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,246
Tracking device. Could be good.
358
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,454
I don't wanna do that.
359
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,957
How about a keystroke app on her laptop?
360
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,666
- Keystroke app.
- That sounds illegal.
361
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,917
Nope, only in certain states.
362
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,838
Merry Christmas.
Found this in the supply closet.
363
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,923
We already did it on the wall, Paul.
You're too late.
364
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,007
Get that thing out of here.
365
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,385
- It was a whole checkout process.
- Everyone, calm down.
366
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,345
This is not about us.
This is about Charlie.
367
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,222
- This is about Charlie.
- I've got the smoking gun.
368
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,306
- Oh.
- And a printout.
369
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:38,308
[Jackie] Oh. What is it?
370
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,019
[Frank gasps]
371
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,439
You're gonna want to see this. [sighs]
372
00:17:47,526 --> 00:17:48,694
[gasps]
373
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:59,121
The lizard was Will's pet first.
374
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,331
I've been living
with another man's lizard.
375
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,876
And I've fallen in love with it.
376
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,461
[Will] This is insane.
377
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,963
- [Sylvia] Wow.
- [Andy] This is nuts.
378
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,882
- [Will chuckles] Big door.
- This is so cool.
379
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:10,966
Look at the size of this door.
380
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,384
- Welcome.
- [guests chuckle]
381
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:14,303
- Hi.
- [chuckles]
382
00:18:14,303 --> 00:18:16,388
Now, I know you fellas,
383
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,892
so why don't you help me
get reacquainted with your lovely ladies?
384
00:18:19,892 --> 00:18:21,935
- [chuckles]
- Well, this is my baby, Katie.
385
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,896
- Katie.
- And I'm Sylvia. I'm Will's friend.
386
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:27,357
We're not together. I'm married.
We live in LA,
387
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,484
- and we have three kids and--
- Sylvia, just...
388
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,237
- I'm sorry. [laughs]
- Anyway, the house is gorgeous...
389
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,822
- [chuckles] Well--
- ...by the way. It's amazing.
390
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,201
Oh. Well, thank you. It should be.
I paid 78 million for it.
391
00:18:37,201 --> 00:18:39,036
- [Sylvia gasps]
- [Katie] Oh.
392
00:18:39,036 --> 00:18:39,953
Hey,
393
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,289
why don't we celebrate our new partnership
with a little champagne?
394
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,082
- Does that sound all right?
- Yeah.
395
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,501
Ian, can we make that happen?
396
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,002
Yeah, sorry.
I should've been on that already.
397
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,421
Let's go. Get on it. Come on, everybody.
Follow me.
398
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,508
- [Sylvia] Thank you. Wow.
- [all chattering]
399
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:56,345
Yeah, I started collecting armor about...
[sighs] ...ten years ago,
400
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:58,388
right after my second divorce. Mmm.
401
00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:01,141
Kind of like a symbolic way
to protect yourself?
402
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:02,935
What do you mean?
403
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,728
Nothing.
404
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,189
What's it like working for Johnny Rev?
He's so amazing.
405
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,858
Does his mind, like,
work differently from a normal person?
406
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,777
[stammers] I don't know.
407
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,695
He has good instincts.
408
00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,033
- He says "vroom, vroom" a lot. [chuckles]
- [laughs]
409
00:19:18,033 --> 00:19:19,952
- [gasps] Uh-oh. Not you.
- Hey.
410
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,662
Are you here to give me notes on my shoes?
411
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,956
No. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to come across like a dick.
412
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,792
I just wanted to sound competent
in front of my friends, you know?
413
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,377
- No, of course. It's all good.
- Yeah.
414
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,879
- It'll make for a better product.
- Great. [chuckles]
415
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,881
You know,
we could actually use someone like you.
416
00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:35,425
Uh, Johnny 66 is moving into
the beer and liquor space.
417
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,512
Yeah, I saw the tank room you're building.
It's, uh, humongous. [chuckles]
418
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,514
Well, as he says-- Johnny Rev--
419
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,224
- "Go big or go home." That's the point.
- Yeah.
420
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,309
If I were Johnny,
I would totally poach you.
421
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,061
But I get it. Your bar sounds really cool.
422
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,564
It is. You should come by sometime.
[chuckles]
423
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,232
- I'd like that. [chuckles]
- Yeah.
424
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,360
Are he and Gordon Ramsay,
like, really enemies?
425
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,946
- NDA.
- Oh.
426
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,990
- So... [sighs]
- [camera clicks]
427
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,576
...I guess I'm the collector type.
428
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:03,370
I collect cars, medieval armor,
429
00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:05,789
- ex-wives.
- [all laughing]
430
00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:08,041
- [cell phone buzzing]
- Oh, shit.
431
00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:10,002
Dude, it's my crypto guy.
432
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,380
- He's so hard to-- Can I take this?
- I-- I always say business comes first.
433
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,007
- Thanks, man.
- No worries. Come on. Get on it.
434
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,675
- [Reggie] Raul.
- So, which is your favorite?
435
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,094
Oh, gotta be this XK-E Jag right here.
436
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,721
- Cool.
- Yeah, listen, I'm sorry.
437
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,473
I-I keep going on and on about myself.
438
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,977
Tell me a little bit about you.
439
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:31,023
I was nervous when you
did the whole sip with the hops thing...
440
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,065
It was smooth though.
441
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,817
...'cause I didn't know
where you were gonna go with it.
442
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,819
- But-- Doing your shit. But we are here.
- We're here though.
443
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,237
We're in this weird house 'cause of me.
444
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,574
So maybe now, as you, uh, you know,
look at the future of Daa Booch,
445
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,534
you see I could be beneficial to that, right?
446
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,536
Look, I'll talk to Reggie about it, okay?
447
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,413
- Okay. Thank you.
- Okay. You're OG
448
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,499
[inhales deeply] You know what
I've been thinking you could do though?
449
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,043
Names for Daa Booch.
450
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,878
Oh, yeah. "Daa Booch" is easy to beat.
451
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,755
- Yeah, it's not that good.
- Stanley Bucci.
452
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,924
- S-- Fuck it.-- First one. F--
- Top of my head.
453
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,884
How did you, like, f-figure it out?
454
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,094
I don't even know
what my dream job would be.
455
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,388
Yeah, well,
you've been on the mommy track.
456
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,515
- I mean... [scoffs]
- I have.
457
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,058
- ...keeps a lot of women down.
- It does.
458
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,518
- Nobody ever talks about it.
- No. Ever!
459
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,561
- You should do a podcast on that.
- We-- You should.
460
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,146
- Well...
- Do one together.
461
00:21:11,146 --> 00:21:12,814
- That'd be nice.
- [both laugh]
462
00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:14,733
Listen. Listen, you're gonna get there.
463
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:18,987
Just-- You gotta remember, when I started,
I loved cars, and I loved food.
464
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,573
- Mmm.
- So you just have to find your passion,
465
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,325
and the rest will just sort itself out.
466
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,912
- [sighs] Hope so.
- So you, uh-- I don't know.
467
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,498
I mean, w-- what are you passionate about?
468
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:32,417
What is it that gets your engine started?
469
00:21:32,417 --> 00:21:35,170
Whoa! [grunts] Ow.
470
00:21:35,796 --> 00:21:37,464
Ow. Ow.
471
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:41,426
- You all right?
- I mean-- [scoffs, chuckles] Really?
472
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,888
- Got the car all smudged.
- Jesus.
473
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:48,392
I, uh-- I-- I t-told you I was married, right?
474
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,726
I-- I said that. [chuckles]
475
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,603
Yeah, I think maybe you did mention it.
476
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,773
But you're here with some guy
who's not your husband, so, you know,
477
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,984
I guess I figured
maybe you were up for grabs.
478
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,695
[chuckles] What does that mean?
479
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,905
- Well, where's your husband?
- There you are. Hey.
480
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,700
What do you think-- Oh, look,
here's the guy who's not your husband.
481
00:22:04,700 --> 00:22:07,077
- [chuckles]
- You know, you're gonna be sorry.
482
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,497
You just missed
the best day of your life right here.
483
00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,332
I'm gonna check the food.
484
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,335
- [Sylvia gasps]
- Did we just, uh, interrupt something?
485
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,297
I-- [stammers] Um, yeah.
486
00:22:18,297 --> 00:22:21,758
Um... [scoffs]
...Johnny Rev just tried to kiss me.
487
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,594
- Really?
- [Katie] Are you kidding?
488
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,889
No. [stammering]
I mean, I said I was married, right?
489
00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:29,224
- Yes.
- [chuckling] Uh, yeah, you said that.
490
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,434
- It's not funny.
- Okay.
491
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,227
He said that he thought
I was "up for grabs."
492
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:34,146
- [Katie gasps]
- Ew. That's so fucked up.
493
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,064
Well, at least you still got it.
494
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,691
- What?
- What?
495
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,651
I'm kidding.
I was-- I shouldn't have said that.
496
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,653
This guy's a fucking sick fuck.
497
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,323
What do we-- I mean, we can't stay, right?
We should leave.
498
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,950
What? No. No, no, no. We can't leave.
499
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,620
Let's just stay for dinner and then--
and then we can reassess.
500
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,205
Reassess?
I'm not going to feel differently
501
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,789
after we eat some shitty meal
with this guy.
502
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,833
But, uh, you know, it's-- I'm a big girl.
503
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,877
It's not--
It's not really that big a deal.
504
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,629
It's just... [scoffs] ...weird. [chuckles]
505
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,756
- Yeah. Look, she said she can handle it.
- Yeah.
506
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,091
Plus, like, why are you
even here in the first place?
507
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,594
- What the fuck does that mean?
- I'm just asking questions.
508
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,846
Are you sure you're okay
and this is not just shock?
509
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,806
No, I am okay. I am just also in shock.
510
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,018
Well, you know what? I bet this isn't
the first time that weirdo's done this.
511
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,020
- I'm about to do some research on him.
- [object thuds]
512
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,855
- What's that?
- Fuck me. Don't worry about it, babe.
513
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,357
- What is it?
- Katie, stop it.
514
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,151
- Babe, what is it? What is it?
- Stop. Stop. I--
515
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,028
[Katie] Oh, my God.
516
00:23:23,028 --> 00:23:25,447
- [stammers] Baby...
- [exclaims, chuckles]
517
00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:28,158
...every day I'm with you,
I feel like I learn more about you.
518
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,327
Can't believe this is happening.
Why is this happening?
519
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:31,495
- Take a video.
- I love you.
520
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:35,040
Katie, baby, will you spend the rest
of your life with me?
521
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,127
- [inhales deeply] Yes! Yes!
- Yeah? Yeah?
522
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,712
- Babe.
- Mmm.
523
00:23:43,048 --> 00:23:45,592
[moaning]
524
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,390
This is worse than
if they were making love in front of us.
525
00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,891
- It's much more gross.
- It's, like, very--
526
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,601
This is the grossest thing I've ever seen.
527
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,104
- What's up? Clap it up, man.
- [Sylvia] Yeah. [chuckles]
528
00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,524
- We're engaged, yo.
- Congrats. Beautiful moment.
529
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,527
Um, yeah, it's okay.
530
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,579
Has he shown you guys the cars yet?
Oh, my God.
531
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:17,916
My personal favorite
is the Ferrari 308 GTS.
532
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,418
Same as Magnum, P.I. Right, sir?
533
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,713
Tom Selleck, right,
tried to buy it before you?
534
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:25,465
You swooped in.
Took it right from under him.
535
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,051
Whatever. Fuck Tom Selleck
and his fake mustache.
536
00:24:28,051 --> 00:24:29,469
- [Ian] Mm-hmm.
- [chuckles]
537
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,432
So, uh, Johnny, what does it take
to build a house like this?
538
00:24:33,432 --> 00:24:34,474
Be a fucking genius.
539
00:24:34,474 --> 00:24:35,559
[chuckles]
540
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,186
Speak on it, man.
541
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,855
If you have enough money, you can--
you can do anything quickly.
542
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,939
[Reggie] I love it.
543
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,774
So, Sylvia, what do you do for a living?
544
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,194
Uh, well, I--
I have a law degree actually,
545
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,197
and I was practicing,
but I think I'm taking a change of course.
546
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,323
Oh, to what?
547
00:24:49,323 --> 00:24:51,783
Um, it's undecided.
548
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:53,243
[chuckles] I'm kind of, um, flirting
549
00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,370
- with a few different possibilities.
- Whoo.
550
00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:57,331
She likes to flirt a lot, doesn't she?
551
00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,708
Excuse me?
552
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:05,047
I said, "Whoo. She likes to flirt a lot,
doesn't she?"
553
00:25:05,047 --> 00:25:06,882
[chuckles]
554
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:08,467
Just ease up there, Johnny Rev.
555
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,969
[chuckles] You're in my house, son.
556
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,680
Doesn't mean you can't pump the brakes,
Johnny Rev.
557
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,557
Uh, you're being a little rude
to my friend.
558
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,643
This salad is really good.
559
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,562
So, now you're calling me rude
in my own home?
560
00:25:25,692 --> 00:25:27,986
[chuckling]
561
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,365
- This is a very good salad.
- Yes.
562
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,367
- [Will] So thank you for that.
- Tell me,
563
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,620
does she often travel
with men who aren't her husband?
564
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,413
- [chuckles] Okay.
- Okay. I can handle this.
565
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:39,873
Don't tell me how to behave.
566
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,379
Stop acting like a fucking baby, and maybe
I'll stop telling you how to behave.
567
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:48,048
Well, why don't you stop acting
like a fucking baby?
568
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:49,174
- Whoa!
- [guests clamoring]
569
00:25:49,174 --> 00:25:50,217
Ow!
570
00:25:50,217 --> 00:25:51,134
- Oh.
- Oh!
571
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,512
- Help!
- [Johnny] Yeah, you better run.
572
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,848
- Guys. Guys. Guys!
- [Andy] Oh, my God. Baby, come here.
573
00:25:56,974 --> 00:25:59,518
[exclaims, groaning]
574
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:02,145
- [Sylvia] Hey!
- Eat sloppers, motherfucker.
575
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,731
[groans, screams] Fuck!
576
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,191
- [Johnny] It burns. Ian!
- That is enough!
577
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,026
Somebody fucking help. Help! Help!
578
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,611
Hold on. It's fine. I got it, I got it.
579
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:12,364
- I'm coming-- You strong, motherfucker.
- [groans] Butt-fucker.
580
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:13,532
- [Sylvia] Oh, my--
- Get off him!
581
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:14,449
Ew! Ew!
582
00:26:14,449 --> 00:26:16,785
- Ew! Ew!
- [Sylvia] Oh, my God.
583
00:26:16,785 --> 00:26:17,744
[Ian] Oh, my God.
584
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,205
What the-- What did you--
Did you just lick me?
585
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,790
I did what I had to do, Johnny!
586
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:24,710
He licked me. Ew! Get out of my house!
587
00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,795
He-- He licked-- Get out of my house!
588
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:27,880
- With pleasure!
- Get out.
589
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,047
- We're gone.
- Get out.
590
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,632
- Are you okay?
- Come on. Yeah, I'm fine.
591
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,342
- [Sylvia] Get your phones, everybody.
- [Ian] Phones.
592
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,635
That's right. Get out!
593
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,096
That was not my fault. Okay?
594
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,932
He started it. He tried to kiss Sylvia.
He threw a shrimp at me.
595
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,559
He doesn't know
if I'm allergic to shellfish.
596
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,060
That could've killed me!
597
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,395
I did not want that to go that way.
598
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,272
Dude, I'm so fucked, man.
599
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,857
I put everything in this.
600
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:48,942
I support my brother
and his fucking daughter.
601
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:52,154
I put--
All of my money is tied up in our bar.
602
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,823
I just need this fucking deal
to go through, man.
603
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,492
I'm very, very sorry,
604
00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,204
but fuck this deal and fuck Johnny Rev!
605
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,082
- Oh, great.
- [Omar] I need to go to the hospital.
606
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,543
Is that stuck on there?
607
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,171
Yeah, it's pretty jammed in there, bro.
608
00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:11,215
I need the jaws of life.
609
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,973
Well, they say, "Never meet your heroes."
610
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,976
Yep. Who would've thought Johnny Rev
was a piece of shit?
611
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,687
I heard the Burger King was
on To Catch a Predator.
612
00:27:25,687 --> 00:27:28,732
Mmm. You don't even wanna know
what Ronald McDonald's done.
613
00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,150
[scoffs, chuckles]
614
00:27:30,150 --> 00:27:32,986
- Billions served, thousands missing.
- Mm-hmm.
615
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,414
[gasps, exclaims] Oh, my God.
616
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,335
[chuckling] You scared me.
617
00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,963
What are you doing still up?
618
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,215
Look who's home, Jessipa.
619
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:57,761
Or should I call you... Gandalf?