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- 嗨...美女
- 嘿,媽回來了

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- 我想你們
- 嗨,媽

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- 怎麼樣?
- 對,很好

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太好了,而且妳只花兩天就上手了

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- 所以,關於那件事...
- 對

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媽咪,我要給妳一個驚喜

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坐下來

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- 對,妳一定要看
- 好

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我們得在學校做一份投影片
介紹我們的英雄,我選了妳

10
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(我媽媽是職場英雄)

11
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(她現在是律師,跟我爸爸一樣)

12
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哇

13
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(原來女人跟男人一樣)

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- 媽咪好喜歡
- 好棒,謝謝你,寶貝

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對,好棒,真的很感人,親愛的

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嘿,跟我們說,第二天過得如何?

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滿...順利的,就差不多那樣,對

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《柏拉圖式關係》

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不會出錯的,寶貝,妳穿什麼都好看

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(幸運幣啤酒公司)

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(幸運幣啤酒公司)

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- 嘿
- 嘿

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妳來做什麼?

24
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- 我被開除了
- 真的嗎?

25
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那幅畫

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天啊,他們因為那件事開除妳?

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- 妳是剛剛才被開除嗎?
- 昨天

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昨天?那妳幹嘛穿這樣?

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妳還沒跟查理說

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- 妳假裝還有工作
- 對

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- 妳幹嘛這樣?
- 我不知道

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我覺得好丟臉,是他幫我找到工作

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- 對
- 而且他這麼完美,他的一切都圓滿了

34
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而我...好廢

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妳不廢,不,拜託
誰都可能發生那種事吧?

36
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反正有發生過,而且我跟妳說
誰在乎啊?

37
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他會...原諒妳,他一定會覺得很好笑

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- 對
- 像這種事

39
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就是他一開始愛上妳的原因

40
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- 那種火花,真可愛
- 對,沒錯

41
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- 我覺得很好笑,他會笑的
- 是,對吧?

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我覺得他會以妳為榮,他會完全理解

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- 對
- 他會覺得沒關係

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- 對,他不會怎樣,我就...
- 對

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- 我今天就去他公司...
- 對

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...跟他說,當面跟他說很重要

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現在就去當面跟他說

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- 對吧?我就...對
- 很好

49
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等他今晚下班回家時,當面

50
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- 我會跟他說
- 好,今晚告訴他,就跟他說

51
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- 對
- 要咖啡嗎?

52
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好...威爾,其實他幫我
泡了一杯咖啡,讓我帶走

53
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- 很好
- 對

54
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- 妳沒跟他說
- 昨晚不適合

55
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小孩很皮,我們手忙腳亂

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你說得對,我不擔心

57
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查理人很好,不會有事的

58
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妳得告訴他,拜託,這樣越來越怪了

59
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才沒有越來越怪

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很怪,而且我覺得自己是共犯

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妳必須告訴他

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妳再也不准來這個酒吧
除非妳帶著查理寫的字條

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上頭寫說他知道妳被開除
也知道妳來這裡

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簽名的字條嗎?

65
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這是《使女的故事》嗎?

66
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我是你們父權獨裁主義的附屬品嗎?

67
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我月經來時也要告知你們嗎?

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快跟他說

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好吧

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不行,拜託,妳在開玩笑吧

71
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這是什麼?妳帶了他媽的字條?
妳帶了查理寫的字條?

72
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“威爾,我不介意希薇亞去酒吧玩

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兄弟,我們下次再去看球賽吧
祝福你,查理,對了,道奇加油”

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道奇拼錯了

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這不是男人寫的

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快告訴他,快說啊

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- 告訴他
- 好啦,我會跟他說

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我只想先喝完咖啡

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“查爾斯格里夫斯親筆”

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還真仔細

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我得告訴你一件事

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我不知道該怎麼說,所以我就直接講了

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- 我被開除了
- 發生...什麼事了?

84
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我被...

85
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整件事真的很蠢

86
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我當時真的很累

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工作量更多...比我記憶中多太多了...

88
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所以我真的很累

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我當時在走廊等影印機

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然後我睡著了

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我撞到一幅畫,手肘撞破了畫布

92
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而那是幅畫其實是
很昂貴的科克富里金肖像畫

93
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- 等等,什麼?
- 我知道,我覺得好丟臉

94
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我知道我這幾個月都漫無目標

95
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你只是想幫我重回有生產力的生活

96
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而我...你看看我

97
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- 我真是失敗
- 不...

98
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妳才不失敗

99
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妳撞破一幅畫?

100
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對,我真的很蠢,寶貝,謝謝你的理解

101
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對...我...應該能理解

102
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對

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聽著,妳...離開職場很久了

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- 事出有因,畢竟...
- 對

105
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只有20幾歲的人能應付那種工作量

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而且我遭到一幅畫的不公平攻擊

107
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對,科克富里金當然不是針對妳個人

108
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但他得管理一間公司

109
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當下的情況對妳來說

110
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真的是很不幸

111
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我跟妳說,這種狀況真棘手

112
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我可以理解雙方的想法

113
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然後他跟我說
“我真的能理解雙方的想法,寶貝”

114
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我心想,我只想聽你說
“那份工作去死,科克富里金去死”

115
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但我只聽到中間選民的理性分析

116
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但毀掉那幅畫的不是妳嗎?

117
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對,我知道我做錯了,也活該被開除

118
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但有時我只希望查理能挺我,妳懂嗎?

119
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而不是在紛爭中能理解各方想法

120
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但他的工作就是要理解各方的想法

121
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- 天啊
- 所以我懂他的想法

122
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我今天又得找別人說妳的壞話嗎?

123
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天啊,安迪好煩人

124
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他一直傳訊息給我

125
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- 無緣無故就突然傳
- 真的嗎?

126
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他一直說:“寶貝,妳好美
寶貝,我好想妳”

127
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這樣...

128
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- 真的很煩人,對吧?
- 是啊

129
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你知道查理剛剛傳什麼訊息給我嗎?
“需要美乃滋”

130
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需要美乃滋?誰需要...沒人會需要美乃滋

131
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- 總之,繼續說我男友
- 妳懂嗎?

132
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他真的很體貼,因為昨晚他突然

133
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邀請我去聖地牙哥出差

134
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他想要我一起去,真的很可愛

135
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等等,是為了酒吧的事嗎?

136
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對,好像是...我們要見一位執行長
叫強尼夫瑞

137
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什麼?

138
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- 對
- 妳可以見到強尼瑞夫?

139
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對,就是那個名字

140
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威爾為何沒邀我?我超愛強尼瑞夫

141
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他應該沒有要去

142
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我不知道,我要去買套衣服

143
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- 好,那好吧
- 好,再見

144
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- 強尼瑞夫
- 再見

145
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真是沒道理

146
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- 呦
- 嘿

147
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嘿,凱蒂為何可以去見強尼瑞夫
而我不行?

148
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這沒道理吧

149
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去聖地牙哥的事嗎?我才不要去

150
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不,我們要去,拜託

151
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不,不要,我對公司的事沒興趣

152
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拜託,你是釀酒師耶

153
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你得掌控自己的公司

154
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我們要去,會很好玩的
否則功勞都被他們搶走了

155
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:07,840
你投入所有心力和靈魂到這家店

156
00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:09,508
妳只是想見強尼瑞夫

157
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那又怎樣?

158
00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:14,096
快點,會很好玩的,這不代表我有說錯

159
00:09:14,972 --> 00:09:18,725
我跟妳說,其實妳是對的,我應該要去

160
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我應該證明我在這個團隊中有多不可或缺

161
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那些傢伙一定會他媽的很後悔

162
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不讓我加入他們搞的什麼康普茶生意

163
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妳負責買零食

164
00:09:28,694 --> 00:09:30,571
嘿,你何時要開始準備那份書面證詞?

165
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等我一下

166
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我得印一些照片,用來做梅芙的生日書

167
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用公司的照片印表機?

168
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那當然,老兄

169
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好吧

170
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好,2020年,完成

171
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(梅芙的照片書)

172
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2021年,完成

173
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這是什麼?

174
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(旅行超好玩)

175
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這是什麼時候的事?

176
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你終於要開始工作了嗎?

177
00:10:10,027 --> 00:10:11,361
你可以來我辦公室嗎?

178
00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:14,072
所以你老婆在跟她男友鬼混

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我們知道這常發生,很重要嗎?

180
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非常重要,超級重要

181
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,370
你看這張照片的日期

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那是她跟我說
她被富里金公司開除的前一天

183
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好

184
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- 所以我們知道她是在週二被開除
- 對,週二,很晚的時候

185
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但她等到週五才告訴我

186
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- 這是她週四時...
- 對

187
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跟威爾一起耍蠢

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代表她告訴威爾她被開除了
卻瞞著她的老公

189
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她還瞞著我什麼?

190
00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,604
他們現在一起去旅行

191
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- 去哪裡?
- 聖地牙哥

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- 他們去聖地牙哥做什麼?
- 跟工作有關的事

193
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- 你確定嗎?
- 我不知道

194
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我要找人幫忙

195
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潔姬,綠色警報

196
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(聖地牙哥市界)

197
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(煤氣燈街區,聖地牙哥歷史中心)

198
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(聖地牙哥動物園)

199
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(海軍陸戰隊基地,彭德爾頓營)

200
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你們好

201
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- 希薇亞,妳來了
- 天啊,我好興奮

202
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我當然不會錯過這機會

203
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老兄,你到底來幹嘛?

204
00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:28,105
我不是應該要參與這些重大決策嗎?

205
00:11:28,105 --> 00:11:30,440
所以這就是你的目的
你想破壞我們的生意?

206
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,234
不,我不想破壞,我只想幫忙

207
00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,360
說真的,我認同雷吉

208
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,404
你太像自走砲了,你會做蠢事

209
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:37,281
等等,但希薇亞還是能來吧?

210
00:11:37,281 --> 00:11:41,118
我可以,我不是自走砲
我很受控,我不會惹麻煩

211
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,578
我不想管妳,希薇亞

212
00:11:42,578 --> 00:11:43,787
好,對,謝謝你

213
00:11:43,787 --> 00:11:45,539
老兄,我不會讓你進去

214
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:48,083
- 我不會讓你毀了我們的重要...
- 嘿,你們好

215
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,960
你們一定就是幸運幣啤酒公司的人

216
00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:51,211
- 是的,沒錯
- 對,沒錯

217
00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,755
歡迎來到強尼66

218
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,424
美味的源頭

219
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:56,508
哇

220
00:11:57,676 --> 00:11:59,845
謝謝,從來沒人為此鼓掌過

221
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:01,388
- 請進
- 拜託你別搞砸

222
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,473
我不會,這裡是美味的源頭

223
00:12:05,184 --> 00:12:06,643
哇,Slopp's?我超愛Slopp's

224
00:12:06,643 --> 00:12:08,687
我都不知道這是強尼66底下的公司

225
00:12:08,687 --> 00:12:10,898
{\an8}為何Slopp's的商標
是一隻戴單片眼鏡的浣熊

226
00:12:10,898 --> 00:12:13,066
{\an8}從垃圾桶裡爬出來,手上拿著肉醬漢堡?

227
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,652
焦點團體覺得這個意象讓人印象深刻

228
00:12:16,528 --> 00:12:17,362
我喜歡

229
00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,781
你知道浣熊在吃東西前
會洗牠們的食物嗎?

230
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,825
這讓我對牠們徹底改觀了

231
00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,035
好棒的知識

232
00:12:23,035 --> 00:12:24,828
- 我會跟主管說
- 謝謝你

233
00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:28,332
我們在Slopp's公司
正在研發一款肉醬雞塊

234
00:12:28,332 --> 00:12:29,917
吃進嘴裡會很衝擊

235
00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:32,669
甚至不用配麵包,女士
如果妳們在控制碳水化合物攝取量

236
00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:33,962
- 什麼?
- 謝了

237
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:37,716
天啊,那隻龍蝦好壯,看看牠的胸肌

238
00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,843
很抱歉這裡這麼亂

239
00:12:39,843 --> 00:12:43,222
但我們正在打造一組尖端科技

240
00:12:43,222 --> 00:12:46,058
- 造價一千萬美元的釀酒設備
- 哇

241
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:48,268
這是強尼的遠見,新的釀酒生意

242
00:12:48,268 --> 00:12:49,520
這空間太棒了

243
00:12:49,520 --> 00:12:50,604
- 對吧?
- 對

244
00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,858
現在,歡迎你們回家

245
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,401
洛杉磯市區,對吧?哇

246
00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,653
(成為改變)

247
00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:00,572
老兄,這太酷了

248
00:13:00,572 --> 00:13:02,866
- 對吧?
- 我們彷彿還在洛杉磯

249
00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:05,244
- 對,不要踢滑板車
- 我不是小孩,好嗎?

250
00:13:05,244 --> 00:13:06,537
- 對,我知道你想踢
- 我想

251
00:13:06,537 --> 00:13:08,956
- 伊恩,謝謝你帶他們進來
- 沒什麼,嘿,好,對

252
00:13:08,956 --> 00:13:10,415
- 現在開始我來接手
- 好

253
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,500
老兄,再見

254
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:14,419
珍娜,很高興在真實世界中認識妳

255
00:13:14,419 --> 00:13:15,546
我是威爾,對

256
00:13:16,338 --> 00:13:17,840
我還沒見過的各位

257
00:13:17,840 --> 00:13:20,884
我屬於強尼66食品化學部門

258
00:13:20,884 --> 00:13:22,803
是幸運幣團隊的主管

259
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,389
我很想多聊一些,但其實我很緊張

260
00:13:25,389 --> 00:13:27,057
我們這個計畫進行幾個月了

261
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:30,352
所以,我們先試喝,再看看接下來怎麼做

262
00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:32,229
對,好,來喝吧

263
00:13:33,021 --> 00:13:34,273
- 乾杯
- 乾杯,寶貝

264
00:13:34,273 --> 00:13:35,566
謝謝

265
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,154
所以男士們,你們覺得如何?
我們的方向正確嗎?

266
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,823
很棒

267
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:46,076
我分不出這杯跟我們自家的
印度淡色艾爾啤酒有何不同

268
00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,619
對,我喜歡

269
00:13:47,619 --> 00:13:49,162
威爾,你覺得呢?

270
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:53,041
我在思考,我喜歡

271
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,335
- 喜歡,好,但是怎麼樣?
- 對

272
00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:58,839
有但是,別忘了我們量產時

273
00:13:58,839 --> 00:14:01,258
風味會有...些微的改變

274
00:14:01,258 --> 00:14:05,429
- 對,我知道,對
- 要聽我的想法了嗎?很好喝

275
00:14:05,429 --> 00:14:07,097
嘿,各位,你們好

276
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:09,600
歡迎來到美國最棒的城市

277
00:14:09,600 --> 00:14:11,560
強尼,我的兄弟,朋友,你好嗎?

278
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:15,230
- 很高興見到你,砰,老兄,你是偶像
- 沒錯

279
00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:18,817
嗨,我是希薇亞,我是你的大粉絲

280
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,110
可以跟你拍一張照嗎?

281
00:14:20,110 --> 00:14:22,154
- 當然可以,希薇亞
- 謝謝,先生

282
00:14:22,154 --> 00:14:23,405
- 來吧,轟轟
- 轟

283
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,408
妳一定會很喜歡這些照片

284
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:29,745
- 真謝謝你,瑞夫先生
- 不,瑞夫先生是我爸爸

285
00:14:29,745 --> 00:14:31,121
妳可以叫我強尼瑞夫

286
00:14:31,955 --> 00:14:32,789
天啊

287
00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:34,458
- 我知道你們見過珍娜了
- 對

288
00:14:34,458 --> 00:14:39,129
她是我們非常優秀的化學家
所以這啤酒一定很棒

289
00:14:39,129 --> 00:14:40,339
我們很愛

290
00:14:40,339 --> 00:14:41,715
真的嗎?

291
00:14:41,715 --> 00:14:44,801
- 威爾好像有一點疑慮
- 他有嗎?

292
00:14:45,344 --> 00:14:47,846
不是疑慮,是建議

293
00:14:48,931 --> 00:14:50,224
讓我們聽聽看

294
00:14:50,224 --> 00:14:53,101
說真的,我覺得已經很接近了

295
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,937
真的非常...接近

296
00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:58,440
我知道你們...要用特定的方式生產商品

297
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,067
要控制在特定的價格

298
00:15:00,067 --> 00:15:02,444
我知道你們不能使用手工原料

299
00:15:02,444 --> 00:15:07,616
但我覺得你們只要多投資一點錢
在更好的啤酒花上

300
00:15:07,616 --> 00:15:10,744
就會好喝很多,錢會花得物超所值

301
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:12,162
我只想說這個

302
00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,040
你們也不用照做,因為不是他說了算

303
00:15:15,040 --> 00:15:16,375
是我,所以沒關係

304
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:19,586
大人物喔

305
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,755
物超所值先生

306
00:15:31,765 --> 00:15:35,060
- 我同意,很淡
- 嘿

307
00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,312
- 哇
- 對,我覺得風味可以更明顯

308
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:39,106
- 更明顯
- 更明顯

309
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,358
我欣賞你的誠實

310
00:15:41,358 --> 00:15:44,319
當大家都誠實,合作才會成功

311
00:15:44,319 --> 00:15:45,737
- 對
- 我跟你們說

312
00:15:45,737 --> 00:15:49,491
你們今天都來我家吃飯吧?

313
00:15:49,491 --> 00:15:50,909
- 哇
- 好啊

314
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,703
- 太棒了
- 太好了

315
00:15:52,703 --> 00:15:54,246
恭喜

316
00:15:54,246 --> 00:15:56,623
- 天啊
- 謝謝,很順利

317
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,417
你今天在強尼瑞夫面前表現得很好

318
00:15:58,417 --> 00:16:00,711
謝謝,我只知道那啤酒很難喝

319
00:16:00,711 --> 00:16:03,463
說真的,安迪和雷吉應該要謝謝你

320
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,590
- 希望如此,對
- 真的

321
00:16:04,590 --> 00:16:06,675
他們因為你才能拿到這個生意

322
00:16:06,675 --> 00:16:09,428
- 我知道
- 還有強尼瑞夫,真是出乎意料

323
00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:12,264
他相信自己的商業直覺,所以認同你

324
00:16:12,264 --> 00:16:15,475
我引用他的話:“我欣賞你的誠實”

325
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,477
沒人...欣賞我的誠實

326
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,605
大家其實特別討厭我的誠實

327
00:16:19,605 --> 00:16:20,856
所以他才是天才

328
00:16:20,856 --> 00:16:22,774
- 他非常...好
- 所以他才是傳奇人物

329
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:26,153
- 妳別再肖想他了
- 可以的話我願意

330
00:16:26,153 --> 00:16:30,073
你說的話現在對雷吉和安迪有份量了
你該為自己爭取應得的東西

331
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:32,159
- 妳說得對
- 是時候了

332
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:33,619
對,我會

333
00:16:33,619 --> 00:16:34,912
很好

334
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,955
我知道妳只是為了一己之私而來

335
00:16:36,955 --> 00:16:39,875
但我很高興妳有來,非常有幫助

336
00:16:39,875 --> 00:16:41,418
我沒有試著幫你

337
00:16:42,169 --> 00:16:43,378
總之妳是幫到我了

338
00:16:44,463 --> 00:16:45,464
來

339
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,384
說“強尼瑞夫”

340
00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:51,345
強尼瑞夫

341
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:55,349
- 哇,天啊,好大聲
- 他們在幹嘛?

342
00:16:58,602 --> 00:17:00,354
(嫌犯:希薇亞,威爾)

343
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,147
他們不只是朋友嗎?

344
00:17:02,147 --> 00:17:03,941
(週一,週二,週三,週四)

345
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,902
還無法確定,都是間接證據

346
00:17:06,902 --> 00:17:08,654
我需要關鍵證據

347
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:10,948
對,你沒有證據,你得套她的話

348
00:17:10,948 --> 00:17:12,281
引誘她自己承認

349
00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:15,285
你考慮過在她車上裝追蹤器嗎?

350
00:17:15,285 --> 00:17:17,246
追蹤器,也許有用

351
00:17:17,246 --> 00:17:18,454
我不想那樣做

352
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,957
還是在她的筆電裝側錄程式?

353
00:17:19,957 --> 00:17:21,666
- 側錄程式
- 聽起來不合法

354
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:22,917
不,只在某些州不合法

355
00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,838
耶誕快樂,我在儲藏室找到這個

356
00:17:25,838 --> 00:17:27,923
保羅,我們已經貼在牆上了,你太慢了

357
00:17:27,923 --> 00:17:29,007
把那個推出去

358
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:31,385
- 我花好大功夫才借出來
- 各位,冷靜

359
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,345
重點不是我們,重點是查理

360
00:17:33,345 --> 00:17:35,514
- 重點是查理
- 我找到關鍵證據了

361
00:17:35,514 --> 00:17:36,598
還有印出來

362
00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,350
是什麼?

363
00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:44,439
你一定會想看這個

364
00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:59,121
那隻蜥蜴曾經是威爾的寵物

365
00:17:59,121 --> 00:18:01,331
我一直跟其他男人的蜥蜴一起生活

366
00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:03,876
還愛上了牠

367
00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:06,461
太浮誇了啦

368
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:07,963
- 哇
- 好扯

369
00:18:07,963 --> 00:18:09,882
- 好大的門
- 好酷喔

370
00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:10,966
看看這個門有多大

371
00:18:10,966 --> 00:18:12,384
歡迎

372
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,468
嗨

373
00:18:14,386 --> 00:18:16,388
我已經認識你們這些男生了

374
00:18:16,388 --> 00:18:19,892
你們幫我介紹一下你們可愛的女伴吧

375
00:18:20,475 --> 00:18:21,935
這是我的寶貝凱蒂

376
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:23,896
- 凱蒂
- 我是希薇亞,威爾的朋友

377
00:18:23,896 --> 00:18:27,357
我們沒在交往
我結婚了,我們住在洛杉磯

378
00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,484
- 我們有三個孩子,還有...
- 希薇亞,先...

379
00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,237
- 抱歉
- 總之,你家真美

380
00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,822
- 這樣啊
- 真的很棒

381
00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:37,201
謝謝,應該的
畢竟這房子花了我七千八百萬美元

382
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:39,953
嘿

383
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,289
我們喝點香檳慶祝新的合作計畫吧

384
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,082
- 你們覺得如何?
- 好啊

385
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,501
伊恩,你可以去準備嗎?

386
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,002
好,抱歉,我應該先準備的

387
00:18:47,002 --> 00:18:49,421
去吧,去準備,各位,快點,跟我來

388
00:18:49,421 --> 00:18:52,508
謝謝,哇

389
00:18:52,508 --> 00:18:56,345
對,我開始搜集盔甲是十年前左右吧

390
00:18:56,345 --> 00:18:57,888
就在我第二次離婚後

391
00:18:58,472 --> 00:19:01,141
是一種保護自己的象徵嗎?

392
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:02,935
什麼意思?

393
00:19:03,727 --> 00:19:04,728
沒事

394
00:19:04,728 --> 00:19:07,189
替強尼瑞夫工作是什麼感覺?他真的很棒

395
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,858
他的想法是不是跟一般人不一樣?

396
00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:11,777
我不知道耶

397
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:13,695
他的直覺很準

398
00:19:14,655 --> 00:19:15,948
他很愛說“轟轟”

399
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:19,952
- 哎呀,是你啊
- 嘿

400
00:19:19,952 --> 00:19:21,662
你要來批評我的鞋子嗎?

401
00:19:21,662 --> 00:19:23,956
不,對不起,我不想表現得像個混蛋

402
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:26,792
我只是想在我朋友面前
展現我的能力,妳懂嗎?

403
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:28,377
- 當然沒關係,沒事
- 好

404
00:19:28,377 --> 00:19:30,879
- 這樣能做出更好的產品
- 很好

405
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:33,006
其實我們可以僱用像你這樣的人

406
00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:35,425
強尼66要進軍啤酒和酒類產業

407
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:38,512
對,我看到你們在蓋的釀酒室,超大的

408
00:19:38,512 --> 00:19:40,514
他常說...強尼瑞夫說...

409
00:19:40,514 --> 00:19:42,224
- “要做就做大事”,重點在這裡
- 對

410
00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:44,309
如果我是強尼,一定會挖角你

411
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:46,061
但我懂,你的酒吧好像很酷

412
00:19:46,061 --> 00:19:48,564
是很酷,妳有空可以來

413
00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:50,232
- 我很想去
- 對

414
00:19:50,232 --> 00:19:53,360
他跟戈登拉姆齊真的是敵人嗎?

415
00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:55,946
不能說

416
00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:57,573
所以...

417
00:19:58,949 --> 00:20:00,576
我應該算是收藏家

418
00:20:00,576 --> 00:20:04,663
我收藏車子、中世紀盔甲,還有前妻

419
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:07,541
可惡

420
00:20:08,125 --> 00:20:10,002
老兄,是我做加密貨幣的朋友

421
00:20:10,002 --> 00:20:13,380
- 他真的很難...我可以去接電話嗎?
- 我總是說生意優先

422
00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,007
- 謝了,老兄
- 不客氣,去接電話吧

423
00:20:15,007 --> 00:20:16,675
- 拉烏
- 所以你最喜歡哪一輛?

424
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:19,094
當然是這輛捷豹XK-E

425
00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,721
- 好酷
- 對,聽著,抱歉

426
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,473
我一直在說自己的事

427
00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:26,977
跟我說一點妳的事吧

428
00:20:26,977 --> 00:20:31,023
你試喝和提到啤酒花時,我有點緊張

429
00:20:31,023 --> 00:20:32,065
不過很順利

430
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:33,817
因為我原本不知道你想說什麼

431
00:20:33,817 --> 00:20:35,819
- 但做得好,我們來到這裡
- 來到這裡

432
00:20:35,819 --> 00:20:37,237
能來到這間怪房子都多虧我

433
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,574
所以也許現在你思考普茶的未來時

434
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:42,534
就知道我能帶來效益,對吧?

435
00:20:42,534 --> 00:20:44,536
聽著,我會跟雷吉談這件事,好嗎?

436
00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,413
- 好,謝謝
- 對,你是元老

437
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,499
不過你知道我一直在想
你可以做什麼嗎?

438
00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,043
普茶的名字

439
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:52,878
對,“普茶”太普通了

440
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,755
- 對,不怎麼樣
- 史丹利普奇

441
00:20:54,755 --> 00:20:56,924
- 算了,第一個
- 我直覺想到的

442
00:20:56,924 --> 00:20:58,884
你是怎麼想到的?

443
00:20:58,884 --> 00:21:01,094
我甚至不知道我的夢幻職業是什麼

444
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,388
對,妳一直在當媽媽

445
00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:04,515
- 所以...
- 對

446
00:21:04,515 --> 00:21:06,058
- 這件事阻撓了很多女性
- 對

447
00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:07,518
- 沒人談過這件事
- 對,沒有

448
00:21:07,518 --> 00:21:09,561
- 妳應該錄一集播客談這個
- 我們...你應該談

449
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,063
- 這個嘛...
- 我們一起談

450
00:21:11,063 --> 00:21:11,980
一定會很棒

451
00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,733
聽著...妳會成功的

452
00:21:14,733 --> 00:21:19,363
只要...妳要記得,我剛創業時
我愛車,我愛美食

453
00:21:19,363 --> 00:21:21,573
所以妳只要找到自己的熱情所在

454
00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:23,325
其他事就會水到渠成

455
00:21:23,325 --> 00:21:26,912
- 希望如此
- 所以妳...我不知道

456
00:21:26,912 --> 00:21:29,498
妳對什麼有熱情?

457
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:32,417
什麼事會發動妳的引擎?

458
00:21:38,507 --> 00:21:41,426
- 妳還好嗎?
- 我...真的假的?

459
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,888
- 車都弄髒了
- 天啊

460
00:21:44,888 --> 00:21:48,392
我跟你說過我結婚了,對吧?

461
00:21:48,392 --> 00:21:49,726
我...有說

462
00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:51,603
對,妳好像有提過

463
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:54,773
但妳跟不是丈夫的人來這裡,所以...

464
00:21:54,773 --> 00:21:56,984
我想說妳很開放

465
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,695
那是什麼意思?

466
00:21:59,695 --> 00:22:01,905
- 那妳老公在哪?
- 妳在這裡啊,嘿

467
00:22:01,905 --> 00:22:04,700
那妳覺得我應該...看啊
不是妳老公的那個人來了

468
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:07,077
妳一定會後悔

469
00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:10,497
妳錯過了妳人生中最棒的一天

470
00:22:11,456 --> 00:22:12,457
我去看看食物

471
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,335
我們打斷了什麼事嗎?

472
00:22:15,335 --> 00:22:18,297
我...對

473
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:21,758
強尼瑞夫剛剛想親我

474
00:22:21,758 --> 00:22:23,594
- 真的嗎?
- 妳在開玩笑嗎?

475
00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,889
沒有,我說過我已婚,對吧?

476
00:22:26,889 --> 00:22:29,224
- 對
- 對,妳說過

477
00:22:29,224 --> 00:22:30,434
- 這不好笑
- 好吧

478
00:22:30,434 --> 00:22:32,686
他說他以為我“很開放”

479
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:34,146
好低級

480
00:22:34,146 --> 00:22:36,064
至少妳寶刀未老啊

481
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:37,691
- 什麼?
- 什麼?

482
00:22:37,691 --> 00:22:39,651
我開玩笑的,我...不該那樣說

483
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:41,653
這傢伙是個變態

484
00:22:41,653 --> 00:22:44,323
我們要...我們不能留下來吧?我們該走了

485
00:22:44,323 --> 00:22:46,950
什麼?不行...我們不能走

486
00:22:46,950 --> 00:22:49,620
我們留下來吃晚餐
然後我們可以再重新考慮

487
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,205
重新考慮?我不會因為跟這傢伙

488
00:22:51,205 --> 00:22:52,789
吃了一頓爛晚餐,就改變想法

489
00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:54,833
不過,這...我是成熟女人

490
00:22:54,833 --> 00:22:56,877
這其實沒有那麼嚴重

491
00:22:56,877 --> 00:22:58,629
只是很怪

492
00:22:58,629 --> 00:23:00,756
- 對,你看,她說她應付得來
- 對

493
00:23:00,756 --> 00:23:03,091
而且妳到底為什麼會來這裡?

494
00:23:03,091 --> 00:23:05,594
- 你他媽是什麼意思?
- 我只是問一下

495
00:23:05,594 --> 00:23:07,846
妳確定妳沒事?不是只是嚇到了嗎?

496
00:23:07,846 --> 00:23:09,806
我沒事,我只是也有嚇到

497
00:23:09,806 --> 00:23:13,018
我跟你們說
這一定不是那怪人第一次這樣做

498
00:23:13,018 --> 00:23:15,020
我要查查這個人

499
00:23:15,020 --> 00:23:16,855
- 那是什麼?
- 可惡,沒事,寶貝

500
00:23:16,855 --> 00:23:18,357
- 這是什麼?
- 凱蒂,別拿

501
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:21,151
- 寶貝,這是什麼?
- 不要拿...我...

502
00:23:21,818 --> 00:23:23,028
天啊

503
00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:24,821
寶貝

504
00:23:25,531 --> 00:23:28,158
我跟妳在一起的每一天
都覺得更瞭解妳了

505
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,327
真不敢相信有這種事,為什麼有這種事?

506
00:23:30,327 --> 00:23:31,495
- 拍影片
- 我愛妳

507
00:23:31,495 --> 00:23:35,040
凱蒂,寶貝,妳願意跟我共度餘生嗎?

508
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:39,127
- 願意...
- 真的嗎?

509
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,420
寶貝

510
00:23:48,846 --> 00:23:51,390
這比他們在我們面前做愛還可怕

511
00:23:51,390 --> 00:23:52,891
- 這樣更噁
- 這樣非常...

512
00:23:52,891 --> 00:23:54,601
這是我看過最噁的畫面

513
00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,104
- 怎麼樣?鼓掌啊,兄弟
- 對

514
00:23:57,104 --> 00:24:00,524
- 我們訂婚了,呦
- 恭喜,好感人的一刻

515
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:03,527
對,沒關係

516
00:24:11,076 --> 00:24:13,579
他帶你們看過那些車了嗎?天啊

517
00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:17,916
我個人最愛的是法拉利308GTS

518
00:24:17,916 --> 00:24:19,418
《夏威夷之虎》那台,對吧?

519
00:24:19,418 --> 00:24:22,713
湯姆謝立克,對吧?
他想搶在你前面買下這台吧?

520
00:24:22,713 --> 00:24:25,465
結果你殺出來,在他眼前買走了

521
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:28,051
隨便啦,湯姆謝立克跟他的假鬍子去死

522
00:24:30,345 --> 00:24:33,432
所以,強尼
要怎樣才能蓋一棟像這樣的房子?

523
00:24:33,432 --> 00:24:34,474
成為他媽的天才

524
00:24:36,185 --> 00:24:37,186
說到這個,老兄

525
00:24:37,186 --> 00:24:39,855
如果你錢夠多,就能...很快做到任何事

526
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:40,939
好棒

527
00:24:40,939 --> 00:24:42,774
所以,希薇亞,妳的工作是什麼?

528
00:24:43,317 --> 00:24:45,194
我其實有法律學位

529
00:24:45,194 --> 00:24:48,197
我之前在當律師,不過我想要轉換跑道

530
00:24:48,197 --> 00:24:49,323
要做什麼?

531
00:24:50,657 --> 00:24:51,992
還沒決定

532
00:24:51,992 --> 00:24:54,661
我還在隨便嘗試不同的可能性

533
00:24:55,454 --> 00:24:57,331
她喜歡這麼隨便,對吧?

534
00:24:58,707 --> 00:24:59,708
你說什麼?

535
00:24:59,708 --> 00:25:05,047
我說:“她喜歡這麼隨便,對吧?”

536
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,467
別這樣,強尼瑞夫

537
00:25:08,467 --> 00:25:10,969
小子,你在我家

538
00:25:10,969 --> 00:25:13,680
不代表你不能踩煞車,強尼瑞夫

539
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,557
你對我朋友有點不禮貌

540
00:25:15,557 --> 00:25:17,643
這沙拉真好吃

541
00:25:17,643 --> 00:25:20,562
所以現在你在我家說我不禮貌?

542
00:25:29,530 --> 00:25:31,365
- 這沙拉很好吃
- 對

543
00:25:31,365 --> 00:25:33,367
- 謝謝你
- 告訴我

544
00:25:33,367 --> 00:25:36,620
她很常跟不是老公的人一起旅行嗎?

545
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,413
- 好
- 我應付得了

546
00:25:38,413 --> 00:25:39,873
別想教訓我

547
00:25:41,458 --> 00:25:45,379
別像個小孩子,我或許就不會教訓你

548
00:25:45,379 --> 00:25:48,048
你才不要像個小孩子

549
00:25:52,094 --> 00:25:53,512
- 救命
- 對,你最好跑快點

550
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,848
- 兩位...
- 天啊,寶貝,過來

551
00:25:59,601 --> 00:26:02,145
- 嘿
- 吃辣肉醬吧,混蛋

552
00:26:02,145 --> 00:26:04,731
媽的

553
00:26:04,731 --> 00:26:06,191
- 好痛,伊恩
- 夠了

554
00:26:06,191 --> 00:26:08,026
誰他媽的來幫幫忙...

555
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:09,611
等等,好了,我來...

556
00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,196
- 我來...可惡
- 老屁股

557
00:26:11,196 --> 00:26:12,364
你好壯,混蛋

558
00:26:12,364 --> 00:26:14,449
- 天...
- 放開他,強尼

559
00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,744
天啊

560
00:26:17,744 --> 00:26:20,205
你是...你剛剛...舔我嗎?

561
00:26:20,205 --> 00:26:21,790
我只能那樣做,強尼

562
00:26:21,790 --> 00:26:22,749
他舔我

563
00:26:23,750 --> 00:26:26,795
滾出我家,他竟然舔...滾出我家

564
00:26:26,795 --> 00:26:27,880
- 樂意之至
- 出去

565
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:29,047
- 我們走
- 出去

566
00:26:29,047 --> 00:26:30,632
- 你沒事吧?
- 走吧,對,我沒事

567
00:26:30,632 --> 00:26:32,342
- 各位,拿手機
- 手機

568
00:26:32,342 --> 00:26:33,635
對,出去

569
00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,096
那不是我的錯,好嗎?

570
00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,932
他先開始的,他想親希薇亞,又對我丟蝦

571
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,559
他不知道我有沒有對甲殼類過敏

572
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,060
那樣可能會害死我耶

573
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,395
我也不想變成那樣

574
00:26:43,395 --> 00:26:45,272
老兄,我完蛋了

575
00:26:45,272 --> 00:26:46,857
我把錢都投資在這上面了

576
00:26:46,857 --> 00:26:48,942
我得養我兄弟和他該死的女兒

577
00:26:48,942 --> 00:26:52,154
我把...我的錢都投資在我們的酒吧了

578
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:54,823
老兄,我得談成這筆生意

579
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:57,492
我真的非常抱歉

580
00:26:57,492 --> 00:27:00,204
但這筆生意和強尼瑞夫去死吧

581
00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,082
- 太好了
- 我要去醫院

582
00:27:05,459 --> 00:27:06,543
頭盔卡住了嗎?

583
00:27:07,419 --> 00:27:09,171
對,老兄,裡頭很擠

584
00:27:10,047 --> 00:27:11,215
我需要救生鉗

585
00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,973
有人說:”絕對不要跟偶像見面“

586
00:27:19,973 --> 00:27:22,976
對,誰會想到強尼瑞夫是個爛人?

587
00:27:23,644 --> 00:27:25,687
聽說漢堡王上了《捕獲戀童癖》

588
00:27:26,522 --> 00:27:28,941
你根本不會想知道麥當勞叔叔做過什麼事

589
00:27:30,234 --> 00:27:32,569
賣了數十億份,失蹤了數千人

590
00:27:42,579 --> 00:27:44,414
天啊

591
00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,335
你嚇到我了

592
00:27:49,253 --> 00:27:50,963
你怎麼還沒睡?

593
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,215
潔西帕,看看誰回來了

594
00:27:54,258 --> 00:27:57,761
還是我應該叫你...甘道夫?

595
00:29:04,536 --> 00:29:06,538
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