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Diane sent a listing that looks promising.
Should we go check it out?
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I can't today.
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Or we could go tomorrow,
or on the weekend if you like?
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You know what?
I'm really swamped at work, so...
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why don't you ask Will?
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Hey. I am sorry that I told him
I was fired before I told you.
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I am sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry!
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I made a mistake. I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry!
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How many times do I have to say it?
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Okay, if you yell,
it doesn't count as an apology.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay.
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How long is this gonna go on for?
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I don't know. I don't have a crystal ball.
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So, I'll see you at home for dinner?
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Maybe. Maybe not.
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Actually, no. I told Frances
I would help her with her homework,
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so I'll be back no later than 9:00.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Okay.
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Well, this is easily 200 billable hours.
I am hungry.
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We should probably spend some
six minute increments having dinner.
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Vanessa, what will it be? Surf or turf?
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I don't know. Since Dupont's
paying for it, what if we did both?
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Surf and turf.
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Charlie, I assume you'll be
finishing your work at home?
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You know what? I am gonna stay
and push through with you guys tonight.
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I miss eating steak with a plastic fork.
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Special occasion, anyone?
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Come on. We get Charlie tonight?
You never stay late.
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Normally you finish your work at home
like someone who loves his family.
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Well, not tonight.
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Oh, yeah!
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Preach. Preach, brother.
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Late-night Charlie. I love it.
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You know what? I don't even care
that she lost her job. Shit happens.
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The problem is that
she didn't tell you first.
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A guy shouldn't learn something like that
from his photo library.
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Rookie mistake.
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Whenever Doug travels for work,
I check my photos every 15 minutes.
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- Really?
- Can't be too careful.
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You know what? Screw it.
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Late-night Charlie. All right, guys.
I gotta go meet a-- Let's say "friend."
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Excuse me.
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Look at you. You are an animal, huh?
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Okay. That's it for my holiday gift wine.
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- You got anything around here?
- You know what?
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I have a bottle of display Scotch.
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- Okay. Now we're talking.
- Okay. Yes. Very nice.
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May I?
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Do Frank.
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What's your name?
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- He doesn't know anyone's name.
- No.
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Albert has Scotch in his office.
He never touches it.
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That is so Albert.
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Should we steal it?
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- You're so bad.
- Yeah?
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- You're so bad. Let's go.
- Let's do it. Late-night Charlie.
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So bad.
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Albert's cool.
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Go.
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That's really good.
This is where it gets--
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No. Wait. I'm the deejay now.
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- Okay. All right.
- I'm the deejay now. Okay?
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Yeah!
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Yeah.
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Oh, my God. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- I should prob-- I should go. Yeah.
- I-- me too.
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- I should go.
- Yes.
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You were dirty dancing? What is that?
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Sort of, like, dancing from the movie.
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Wha-- You mean the movie Dirty Dancing?
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I'm just saying it was inappropriate,
and I regret it.
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- Well, show me what you did.
- That's okay.
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No. I actually,
I would like to know what happened.
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Take me there.
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I was a little drunk.
I don't really remember.
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What? You were drunk at work?
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Ye-- We had a little to drink at work.
Stewart was there.
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What? Was he dirty dancing too?
What do you mean?
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No, he had left by that time.
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I would like to see exactly what you did.
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Would you like me to put the song,
"I've Had the Time of My Life" on?
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Would that help you remember?
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It actually wasn't that song.
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What song was it?
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"Red Red Wine."
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- UB40?
- Yep.
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UB-serious? Oh, my God.
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I just got full body chills
from embarrassment for you. Wow.
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We also dry humped
for eight to ten seconds.
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- What?
- I--
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- Oh, my-- Did you kiss her?
- No.
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- Do you love her?
- No.
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Were you guys harboring secret feelings
for one another?
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Absolutely not. I have no feelings
for Vanessa. She's so boring.
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That doesn't make me feel any better.
She's got four kids.
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She's like a fertility factory. She's
probably pregnant with your twins already.
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Absolutely not.
I was nowhere even near ejaculation.
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Don't say that word.
That's disgus-- Stop talking.
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So, you just had, like, a quick dry hump?
What? That's so tacky.
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I think maybe I was acting out
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because of all the time
you've been spending with Will.
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It's my fault? That's so manipulative.
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I'm not trying to excuse my behavior.
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I just want you to know
how I've been feeling. I am so sor--
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Absolutely not! Stay back there.
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Sorry. Yes, of course. Sorry. I'll just--
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Vanessa. She's so dull and humorless.
She's like wallpaper.
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Is it okay if I come and sleep here?
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Okay. Zip, zip.
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- Hi.
- Morning.
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- Morning, Mommy.
- Hi.
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- Morning.
- Kids are fed and dressed,
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and their hair is brushed.
I'm gonna drop them off.
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I'm also gonna pick them up.
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I made you poached eggs.
They're in the kitchen.
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If they're cold,
I'm happy to make you new ones.
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Yeah.
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Thank you, sir.
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This is oat milk latte.
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If it's cold, I can order you another one.
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- I'm good.
- Good. What are you gonna do today?
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I think whatever I want.
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Good. Yeah, great.
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- Bye, guys.
- Bye.
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Why is Mommy looking at you like that?
Did you do something bad?
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No. Okay. Chop-chop. Let's go.
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- Let's go. All right. Good.
- She's still doing it.
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Dude, are you fucking crazy?
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I'm not crazy at all.
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That kombucha
business would not exist without me.
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You are only able to get investors
because of what I built in this bar.
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- I'm entitled to a piece of that business.
- You sound fucking insane right now.
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Why is this insane? We talked about it
in San Diego. You were open to it.
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Yeah. That was before you blew
the Johnny 66 deal, ass.
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I fucked up that deal for moral reasons.
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That had nothing to do
with my business acumen, which is vast.
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I have been described as
a regular Warren Buffett!
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- It's "Buffett". But go off--
- You shut the fuck up.
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Okay? And if I remember correctly,
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that deal was tanking
until I stepped in and saved it.
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Well, let me ask you this, how much do you
think you deserve in this situation?
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Good question.
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Because I do not wanna get so brutally
fucked over by you two gentlemen, 51%.
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Oh, my God.
You're fucking out of your mind.
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Fifty-two percent.
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- Oh, my God.
- What--
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You have no leverage,
and this is not a negotiation.
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- You're just asking for money.
- Fifty-three percent.
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No, dude.
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
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Fifty-four percent.
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- Omar gets it.
- Will, this is not happening.
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We built the entire groundwork
of Daa Booch without you.
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You stood on the shoulders of giants.
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I'm sorry.
Are you "giants" in this situation?
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I sure am giants.
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I put up with your shit
for so fucking long.
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I want you to look me in the eye
so you can hear
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that this is not fucking happening!
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You want some leverage?
I'll show you my fucking leverage.
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I'm gonna squirt leverage
in your fucking face. I'm going on strike!
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- Fuck you, bro.
- You're going on strike?
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You're going on strike on your business?
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I sure as fuck am. Let's see how well
this place runs without me around, huh?
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I will return when
I am cut into Daa Booch.
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And by the way, my first order of business
as majority shareholder,
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I'm changing that fucking name.
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Dick.
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He'll be back.
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In one, two, three,
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four...
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Oh, shit.
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Omar, can you take care of
the tank room while he's gone?
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That does not inspire confidence.
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I mean, she's so accomplished.
Look at all the boards she's on.
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Oh, my God. Who gives a shit
what boards she's on?
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She looks like a crazy person.
She looks like Amy Coney Barrett.
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You mean, one of the most powerful women
in America?
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Yes. But I think you get my point.
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I mean, how does she have time
to do all this? She has four kids.
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She's partner,
and she literally has a newborn.
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And it's really cute too.
It's not even a weird looking baby.
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Yeah. She probably never sees it.
She probably never sees any of them.
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They're gonna grow up resenting her.
Mark my words.
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They're just gonna grow up
and wanna be her.
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I mean, could he have picked
a worse person?
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She's partner in the firm,
she has four kids.
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She's very blonde, she's very tall.
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Okay, yeah. Let's do it your way.
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Wow, I mean, she is beautiful,
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she's accomplished.
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I think the right thing to do
is to give your husband to her.
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She's basic as hell! She's fucking boring.
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Yeah. She's not even actually that cute.
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And who dry humps? Take your fucking pants
off and do it right.
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She's a quitter.
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What am I gonna do about Charlie?
He needs to pay for this.
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Jewelry?
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Yeah? Is dry humping worth jewelry?
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Sounds like purse-level.
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Syl, are you okay?
Do you want me to come over?
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No. I'm okay.
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I gotta go. Someone's at the door.
Thanks, babe.
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Hey. You okay?
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Yeah. I'm fine. Just-- paper cut.
What are you doing here?
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I took the day off work. Honestly,
I just need someone to complain to.
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- Well, you've come to the right place.
- Thought so.
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So, you think they'll give you
a cut-in on the Daa Booch?
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I do think they'll cut me into da
Daa Booch, and they'll give me da money,
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and I can da retire.
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- Really?
- To da islands.
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Why do you think that?
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Whose side are you on here?
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I don't know. I'm really just trying
to slice this meat.
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I think they will see how much
the business needs me to function properly
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and they will project that onto Daa Booch,
and they, you know,
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they'll be begging me to be a part of it.
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I honestly don't know why
you find this relaxing.
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Cooking dinner is, like,
the biggest chore of my day.
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It's so relaxing.
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There's one where you clean up
a little mouse's apartment. Also amazing.
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Hey, Will.
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- Hey!
- What are you guys up to?
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Can you not see that
we are virtually creating a meal
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with a pair of
disembodied Caucasian hands?
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Oh, right. I see. Hey, where are the kids?
The kids.
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They're in the garden. Yeah.
They each brought a friend home,
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and they're waiting for you
to take them out for pizza.
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Pizza? Great. Okay. Good.
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Can I get you guys anything?
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Yeah, I'll take a pepperoni.
Will, what do you want?
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I'll take some mushroom pizza
if you're buying pizza. Yeah.
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And I'd love a bottle of rosé, please.
Like, a Whispering Angel or whatever.
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If you happen to walk past an IPA.
It doesn't have to be local,
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but if it is, I would take that as well.
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Okay, sure. Okay.
239
00:12:50,229 --> 00:12:51,438
- Thanks.
- All right.
240
00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,440
Hey, kids! Pizza!
241
00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,360
- Flip!
- Flip that meatball! Flip it!
242
00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:58,695
- There you go. Hey!
- Hey! Flip!
243
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,197
Piz-Pizza!
244
00:13:00,197 --> 00:13:01,657
Can Jack sleep over?
245
00:13:01,657 --> 00:13:03,992
Yeah, sure. Why not? Friday night, yeah?
246
00:13:04,493 --> 00:13:06,787
If Jack sleeps over, the other kids
are gonna wanna sleep over--
247
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,956
Gemma, Shelby, you guys wanna sleep over?
248
00:13:10,541 --> 00:13:11,834
Yay!
249
00:13:13,335 --> 00:13:16,213
- Okay! Let's go! Pizza time!
- Okay. You tell their parents, yeah?
250
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:17,923
Minivan keys are on the hook!
251
00:13:17,923 --> 00:13:19,174
- Yep. Yeah.
- Yeah.
252
00:13:19,174 --> 00:13:22,094
- Fun house.
- Oh, yeah. Friday night.
253
00:13:25,013 --> 00:13:27,224
I really wish you had
a security camera in your backyard,
254
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:28,433
I'd be famous right now.
255
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,269
Yeah, as a stupid person.
256
00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:33,063
Is there any other kind of famous person?
257
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,234
The four little ones are in bed.
258
00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:39,570
I'm not sure that Shelby's gonna make it
through the night
259
00:13:39,570 --> 00:13:42,739
because she's five, and she's never
slept over at anyone's house before.
260
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:50,205
So, I think I'll probably hit the hay.
In case I get woken up at 2:00 a.m.
261
00:13:50,205 --> 00:13:55,794
Should I get going? I didn't realize
it was bedtime 'cause it's 09:23, but--
262
00:13:56,753 --> 00:13:58,255
No, you should just stay the night.
263
00:13:58,755 --> 00:13:59,756
Yeah? Is that cool?
264
00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:02,509
- Cool.
- I don't wanna impose or anything, but--
265
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,011
No, I mean, your nails have to dry anyway.
266
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,095
- My nails do have to dry.
- Yeah.
267
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,472
I would hate to ruin them,
I worked pretty hard.
268
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:10,559
Sure, okay. Hey, Sylvia, are you coming?
269
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:19,109
Okay. I'll grab the air mattress then.
270
00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:24,114
I'm not clicking on that, but I will click
on the Brandy Melville mega-haul.
271
00:14:25,157 --> 00:14:26,742
Oh, my God. I know that girl.
272
00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,577
I actually like that shirt.
I would wear that.
273
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,621
- I've been looking for that.
- It's actually cute.
274
00:14:30,621 --> 00:14:32,372
It comes in green as well--
275
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:36,418
Oh, my God. Can you wait until after
we've watched this Brandy haul to do that?
276
00:14:39,755 --> 00:14:43,634
- She seems pretty self-centered.
- Yeah. I don't-- I'm not loving her.
277
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:44,968
I can-- I go shopping too,
278
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,970
I don't post it
on YouTube every fucking time.
279
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,765
Click on that. "Why NASA doesn't want you
to know the earth is flat."
280
00:14:49,765 --> 00:14:51,391
Yeah, my dad's all about that.
281
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,477
Yeah, he has some
pretty convincing arguments.
282
00:14:54,311 --> 00:14:55,979
- He posts about it too.
- Yeah.
283
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,692
Sounds like you're jerking off
your arms over there.
284
00:15:01,610 --> 00:15:03,111
Leave a woman to her creams.
285
00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:05,322
Thank you so much for inviting me
to this slumber party.
286
00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,116
I'm in such a better mood than
I would've been if I was alone all day.
287
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:11,078
Yeah, that's the thing
about never being alone.
288
00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,330
You just never have time to feel anything.
289
00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,748
- That sounds amazing.
- Good.
290
00:15:14,748 --> 00:15:17,584
Do you ever think about
leaving Lucky Penny, like, for real?
291
00:15:18,252 --> 00:15:20,963
It just seems like you and those guys,
you really do not see eye to eye.
292
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:24,258
Yeah. You know, as much as
I hate the business side of it,
293
00:15:24,258 --> 00:15:27,469
I just like making beer too much.
I don't know what else I would do.
294
00:15:28,053 --> 00:15:30,722
- Doritosaurus.
- Doritosaurus.
295
00:15:33,684 --> 00:15:36,186
I don't know why you wanna move.
This house is awesome.
296
00:15:36,770 --> 00:15:38,814
It's way too small for the five of us.
297
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,858
You've got a garage back there
you're not even using.
298
00:15:41,692 --> 00:15:44,069
It's gross back there.
It's like a meth lab.
299
00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:47,114
Most meth labs I've been to
have been impeccably clean.
300
00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:49,533
Well, ours is disgusting.
301
00:15:49,533 --> 00:15:53,120
We bought this house,
and we just never touched it again.
302
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,706
You could turn it into an ADU,
like an additional dwelling unit.
303
00:15:56,248 --> 00:15:57,791
You know,
like a little guesthouse kinda thing.
304
00:15:57,791 --> 00:15:59,459
We don't want guests.
305
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,295
We just want another bedroom
and another bathroom.
306
00:16:01,295 --> 00:16:03,255
That's exactly what
you could put back there.
307
00:16:03,255 --> 00:16:04,923
I don't know.
That sounds like a big project.
308
00:16:04,923 --> 00:16:08,510
Not a bigger project than moving,
you know? It would add square footage.
309
00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:10,470
It would add
to the resale value of your home,
310
00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,973
which is very responsible
of you as an adult.
311
00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,268
Well, I would not even know where to begin
to get something like that off the ground.
312
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,978
- I would. I could help you.
- Really?
313
00:16:17,978 --> 00:16:21,315
Yeah. I converted our garage
into a little office for Audrey
314
00:16:21,315 --> 00:16:25,944
that she later went on to have sex
with Adolf Eichmann's great-grandson in.
315
00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,989
Wow. You did that yourself?
316
00:16:28,989 --> 00:16:32,117
I did. Over the course of a bunch of
weekends, but yeah. It wasn't a big deal.
317
00:16:32,117 --> 00:16:35,329
Wow, look at you.
You're, like, a secret man.
318
00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:36,997
Why's it a secret that I'm a man?
319
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:39,833
Because you wear ladies' hats,
and you have a purse.
320
00:16:39,833 --> 00:16:42,878
And you're wearing some very pretty nail
polish, and we're having a slumber party.
321
00:16:42,878 --> 00:16:43,962
Yeah, that makes sense.
322
00:16:45,589 --> 00:16:48,634
- When you cheated on Audrey, did you--
- I did not cheat,
323
00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:51,303
I hooked up with a rando.
Please, some respect.
324
00:16:51,887 --> 00:16:52,971
- Pardon me.
- Yeah.
325
00:16:53,972 --> 00:16:56,266
- When you hooked up with a rando...
- Thank you.
326
00:16:56,266 --> 00:16:58,644
...did Audrey drive you to do that?
327
00:16:58,644 --> 00:17:02,523
Like, did she drop me off
at the rando's condo in Laguna Hill?
328
00:17:02,523 --> 00:17:04,983
Yeah. Did she take you there?
That's so nice.
329
00:17:04,983 --> 00:17:06,527
You mean, like, figuratively speaking?
330
00:17:07,778 --> 00:17:11,156
No. Did she treat you in a way
that made you wanna act out?
331
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,826
You know, at the time,
332
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,454
I would've said yes.
333
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:22,416
But I was just justifying bad behavior,
you know?
334
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:23,752
As much as we fought,
335
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:27,756
it was a shitty thing to do,
and I wouldn't do that again.
336
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,801
Do you think it ended your marriage?
337
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:34,471
No. Definitely not.
338
00:17:34,471 --> 00:17:37,057
Our marriage was doomed way before that.
339
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,809
If we actually--
If we had a better marriage,
340
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,477
we could've worked through that, you know?
341
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:44,523
Why do you have all these questions?
342
00:17:47,985 --> 00:17:51,697
- I am thinking of writing a novel.
- Really?
343
00:17:52,990 --> 00:17:56,076
Let me be the first to tell you
it sounds genuinely awful.
344
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,038
It's called Before Adolf.
345
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,457
Yes. Good. Perfect. "R" for Rando.
346
00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:09,548
- Gummies are starting to hit.
- Hey. Those gummies be hittin', yo.
347
00:18:09,548 --> 00:18:11,508
I'm gonna need some fries.
348
00:18:11,508 --> 00:18:14,469
I had that same thought 20 minutes ago.
349
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:17,181
- What?
- You can thank me later!
350
00:18:17,181 --> 00:18:18,348
Ring-a-ding-ding.
351
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,352
Morning.
352
00:18:22,352 --> 00:18:23,729
Hi.
353
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,189
I like your picture.
354
00:18:25,189 --> 00:18:26,899
- Good morning.
- How'd you sleep?
355
00:18:28,192 --> 00:18:32,404
Pretty well. Maeve and Shelby
came into our room a couple of times,
356
00:18:32,404 --> 00:18:35,574
but, you know, I'm still alive.
357
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,579
Did you and Will have a nice night?
358
00:18:40,579 --> 00:18:44,333
Yeah. Actually,
Will had a really interesting idea.
359
00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:48,795
What if he converted the garage
into a guest room?
360
00:18:50,464 --> 00:18:52,174
What? What's so funny? I could design it.
361
00:18:52,174 --> 00:18:53,842
Wait, you're serious? Wha--
362
00:18:53,842 --> 00:18:55,928
What do we need a guesthouse for?
Aren't we trying to move?
363
00:18:55,928 --> 00:18:58,388
Well, it could be useful
until we find a new place.
364
00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,765
It doesn't have to be for guests.
365
00:18:59,765 --> 00:19:02,309
- It's just extra square footage.
- Wait, how will that even help us?
366
00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,645
It's not like we can move one of
the kids into the garage.
367
00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,356
- I could use it as an office.
- An office for what?
368
00:19:12,861 --> 00:19:14,321
Yes, it sounds like a good plan.
369
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,281
Thank you.
370
00:19:18,242 --> 00:19:19,493
- Morning.
- Morning.
371
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,328
I smell coffee.
372
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:24,164
- Coffee?
- Yeah, thank you. Charles?
373
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,834
- Yes?
- I have a lawyerly question for you.
374
00:19:26,834 --> 00:19:28,335
I'm in a fight with my business partners.
375
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,004
See, they started, like,
a side business without me,
376
00:19:31,004 --> 00:19:34,258
and I should very much be a part of it.
What do I do?
377
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:38,762
Well, the first thing you need to do
is negotiate with them separately.
378
00:19:38,762 --> 00:19:41,056
That way, you can divide and conquer.
379
00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,141
I like that.
380
00:19:44,518 --> 00:19:45,561
He's good.
381
00:19:45,561 --> 00:19:48,272
You wanna hang out this afternoon
and chop it up about the ADU?
382
00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:50,315
Charlie loves the idea.
383
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:53,151
- Really? You saw the light?
- Yep. Yeah.
384
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:56,238
Love it. Well, adieu. Get it?
385
00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,949
- ADU?
- ADU.
386
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,911
- I do.
- I do. Hey, you do get it.
387
00:20:04,746 --> 00:20:06,623
Is Will wearing my clothes?
388
00:20:08,375 --> 00:20:09,751
Would you prefer he wore mine?
389
00:20:12,713 --> 00:20:15,132
Hey, Will, you wanna get pancakes?
390
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:24,474
Look, I don't feel comfortable talking
about business without Reggie here.
391
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:26,935
Who got you your first job as a barback?
392
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:29,897
- All right, you did.
- Look, Reggie might know about money,
393
00:20:29,897 --> 00:20:31,815
and I will give him that,
and he is good at that.
394
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:34,568
But he knows nothing about
actually starting a liquor company,
395
00:20:34,568 --> 00:20:37,154
and I know about that. I can actually--
396
00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,740
I can get you guys more cash
if you cut me into this shit, okay?
397
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:43,744
Okay. Look, I'll talk to Reggie.
We'll set something up for tomorrow.
398
00:20:43,744 --> 00:20:45,162
We can figure something out. Cool?
399
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,039
- Very cool. Thank you. Yes.
- We good? Okay. I love that.
400
00:20:47,039 --> 00:20:49,875
Now, more importantly, I know we just ate,
401
00:20:49,875 --> 00:20:53,086
but that unagi truck is open today,
and I'm on the wait-list. So what's up?
402
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:54,880
I can't. I told Sylvia I'd go meet her.
403
00:20:54,880 --> 00:20:56,173
How is she?
404
00:20:57,007 --> 00:20:58,008
What does that mean?
405
00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:00,636
What are you-- I mean--
Nah, it's all good. Never mind.
406
00:21:01,470 --> 00:21:03,180
What do you mean, "never mind"?
You said it like--
407
00:21:03,680 --> 00:21:05,057
You clearly said it with meaning.
408
00:21:05,057 --> 00:21:06,517
- It's nothing.
- What-- It's something.
409
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:08,519
- It's not.
- It is clearly something.
410
00:21:08,519 --> 00:21:12,105
- What the fuck is going on?
- Okay, look, I can't tell you.
411
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:14,441
This is intel from Katie.
Sylvia told her in confidence,
412
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:16,276
and I can't air my baby's shit out.
That is what it is.
413
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:18,737
- It's too late! You've already told me.
- I have not told you.
414
00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,197
- You've betrayed your baby!
- I haven't.
415
00:21:20,197 --> 00:21:21,990
- Your baby's been betrayed. Tell me.
- She hasn't.
416
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,450
I'm your baby.
417
00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,744
Okay. All right, I'ma tell you.
418
00:21:25,744 --> 00:21:28,580
So the other night,
Charlie was working late with some girl.
419
00:21:28,580 --> 00:21:31,375
- He got drunk and--
- Oh, my God. Charlie cheated on Sylvia?
420
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,126
No, they dry humped.
421
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:38,257
- What?
- They dry humped.
422
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:41,051
They dry humped?
423
00:21:41,051 --> 00:21:42,511
Dry humped.
424
00:21:43,011 --> 00:21:44,012
Was there kissing?
425
00:21:44,012 --> 00:21:45,889
- Dry humped.
- Touch his dick?
426
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:47,099
Dry humped.
427
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:48,183
Did he cream his jeans?
428
00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:51,812
No, because that would be wet.
This was dry. Just dry hump.
429
00:21:52,646 --> 00:21:56,275
- That is so weird.
- I know, right?
430
00:21:56,275 --> 00:21:58,026
- That is...
- It's fucked up.
431
00:21:58,026 --> 00:22:00,821
Me and Katie have
gone deep on it, bro. It's really strange.
432
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:01,947
It is very strange.
433
00:22:01,947 --> 00:22:03,782
- It's really strange.
- What a weird thing to do.
434
00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:04,783
Is that even cheating?
435
00:22:04,783 --> 00:22:07,119
I mean, it's not, like, cheating,
but it's not not cheating.
436
00:22:07,119 --> 00:22:10,372
I would not like my partner out there
dry humping motherfuckers.
437
00:22:10,372 --> 00:22:12,082
- It kinda feels worse.
- 'Cause it's weirder.
438
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:13,917
It is.
And it would make sense from Charlie,
439
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,795
because he's, like, this handsome guy,
and he's super nice. No one's like that.
440
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:20,674
It's true. He seems like the deprivation
of wetness would kinda get him off.
441
00:22:20,674 --> 00:22:23,010
- Weirdo.
- The dryness is part of the allure.
442
00:22:23,010 --> 00:22:24,011
Friction.
443
00:22:24,845 --> 00:22:26,597
- Wow. I wonder why Sylvia didn't tell me.
- Yeah.
444
00:22:26,597 --> 00:22:28,056
What do you mean?
It's fucking embarrassing.
445
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,391
- True.
- Didn't think he had it in him,
446
00:22:29,391 --> 00:22:30,309
to be honest with you, but--
447
00:22:30,309 --> 00:22:31,602
He didn't have it in him.
448
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,105
He was dry humping. It was dry.
449
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:36,982
Yo.
450
00:22:37,566 --> 00:22:40,194
- Hi. How did it go with Andy?
- Hello.
451
00:22:40,194 --> 00:22:41,987
It was good. It was good to talk to him.
452
00:22:41,987 --> 00:22:44,114
Good. Glad to hear.
453
00:22:44,114 --> 00:22:45,199
Yeah. How you doing?
454
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,577
- Good.
- Yeah? You okay?
455
00:22:49,328 --> 00:22:50,329
Why?
456
00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:52,623
Andy...
457
00:22:54,124 --> 00:22:56,084
I mean, he mentioned to me
what happened with Charlie.
458
00:22:58,003 --> 00:22:59,004
That's nothing.
459
00:22:59,004 --> 00:23:00,672
- Really?
- Yeah. I--
460
00:23:01,757 --> 00:23:02,883
You know, it just--
461
00:23:03,467 --> 00:23:07,387
It happened one time. It's not
gonna happen again, and we're fine.
462
00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:11,058
- Do you wanna talk about it at all?
- No, I'm good.
463
00:23:12,142 --> 00:23:13,143
All right.
464
00:23:13,143 --> 00:23:15,312
So, I was thinking
that this would be great for me
465
00:23:15,312 --> 00:23:17,189
if we could turn it into an office space.
466
00:23:17,189 --> 00:23:19,525
All right.
What exactly are you looking for?
467
00:23:20,901 --> 00:23:25,781
You know, like over-stuffed sofas,
cashmere blankets, things like that.
468
00:23:25,781 --> 00:23:27,366
Okay. So, like a she shed?
469
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,536
No, like an elevated office space.
470
00:23:30,536 --> 00:23:34,164
You want, like,
little chandeliers everywhere,
471
00:23:34,164 --> 00:23:38,502
maybe a small fridge with rosé in it,
magazine racks with Us Weekly, Cosmo?
472
00:23:39,127 --> 00:23:40,504
That sounds amazing.
473
00:23:40,504 --> 00:23:43,215
That's a basic-bitch she shed.
Hate to break it to you.
474
00:23:44,258 --> 00:23:47,261
- Wow. Nice.
- Yes.
475
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:48,428
Bigger than I thought.
476
00:23:48,428 --> 00:23:51,098
Yeah. So? I mean,
obviously needs some work,
477
00:23:51,098 --> 00:23:53,225
but it's got some potential, right?
478
00:23:53,225 --> 00:23:54,685
This will make a great taco trove.
479
00:23:54,685 --> 00:23:55,894
Okay.
480
00:23:58,689 --> 00:24:00,065
- That's strange.
- What?
481
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:04,653
These posts aren't fastened
to the foundation in any real way.
482
00:24:05,571 --> 00:24:06,697
That doesn't sound very good.
483
00:24:06,697 --> 00:24:10,409
This whole thing is actually just
being held up by these four things,
484
00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:11,952
and they're really not
attached to anything.
485
00:24:12,536 --> 00:24:14,454
It's okay. We can reinforce them.
486
00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:15,873
- Yeah?
- Yeah. It'll be fine.
487
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:17,207
- Okay.
- It'll be fine.
488
00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,251
Do you hear that?
489
00:24:21,670 --> 00:24:22,504
Yeah.
490
00:24:26,842 --> 00:24:30,554
- Oh, my God!
- Fuck! Help! Fuck!
491
00:24:31,763 --> 00:24:33,473
Oh, my God! Shit! Oh, my God!
492
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,270
Get out! Get the fuck outta here!
493
00:24:38,270 --> 00:24:39,563
He's on the door! I can't!
494
00:24:49,907 --> 00:24:52,701
Oh, shit. Oh, no.
495
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:53,785
Oh, my God.
496
00:24:53,785 --> 00:24:56,872
- That's a structural problem.
- Oh, no.
497
00:24:56,872 --> 00:24:58,290
- That's not good. Are you okay?
- Oh, my God.
498
00:24:58,290 --> 00:25:01,001
- I'm okay. Oh, fuck, are you okay?
- I'm okay.
499
00:25:01,001 --> 00:25:02,503
- Look at my house!
- What happened?
500
00:25:02,503 --> 00:25:04,421
You won't fucking believe
what happened, man.
501
00:25:04,421 --> 00:25:05,756
- A raccoon jumped on me...
- Oh, my God.
502
00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:07,591
- ...I knocked into the poles...
- Then the thing fell down.
503
00:25:07,591 --> 00:25:08,759
- ...and it fell.
- A racc-- What?
504
00:25:08,759 --> 00:25:12,513
I don't think this was permitted properly.
This is not what I expected.
505
00:25:12,513 --> 00:25:14,056
- That makes one of us.
- Me either.
506
00:25:14,056 --> 00:25:16,433
- No, but we can figure it out.
- It'll be okay.
507
00:25:16,433 --> 00:25:18,101
Can you figure this out? Really?
508
00:25:18,101 --> 00:25:19,269
- Yes!
- I, 100%, cannot fix this.
509
00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,313
Really? It doesn't seem like
you can figure this out.
510
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,440
- I can't.
- It's okay. We have this under control.
511
00:25:23,440 --> 00:25:25,067
Honestly? Because destroying our house
512
00:25:25,067 --> 00:25:27,277
is not the best way of dealing
with being upset.
513
00:25:28,529 --> 00:25:30,781
You don't get to tell me
how to deal with my feelings.
514
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,244
Can we please talk about this alone?
515
00:25:35,244 --> 00:25:36,328
I'm gonna go.
516
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:43,377
Come on. You don't have to go.
517
00:25:43,877 --> 00:25:46,630
You know, your husband said
he wanted to talk to you alone. It's fine.
518
00:25:46,630 --> 00:25:48,048
The ADU was your idea.
519
00:25:48,048 --> 00:25:50,259
Now that you've destroyed my garage,
you gotta help me fix it.
520
00:25:50,259 --> 00:25:52,386
I'll come back and I'll help another time.
521
00:25:52,386 --> 00:25:54,888
But in the meantime, deal with your shit.
522
00:25:55,597 --> 00:25:57,724
Excuse me. That was a small argument
523
00:25:57,724 --> 00:26:00,185
that happens over the course
of a long marriage. It's fine.
524
00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:02,604
But I guess that's something
you might not understand.
525
00:26:02,604 --> 00:26:03,939
It does not seem fine.
526
00:26:14,950 --> 00:26:18,787
Oh, my God. Well, this looks good.
527
00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:22,249
Babe, I'm sorry.
528
00:26:24,835 --> 00:26:25,836
I know.
529
00:26:27,421 --> 00:26:29,131
You know what happened
between Vanessa and me
530
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,466
was in no way, shape or form your fault.
531
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:33,760
Thank you.
532
00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:37,431
And you know that
this has nothing to do with Vanessa.
533
00:26:38,140 --> 00:26:40,809
And you know that that doesn't
make me feel any better, right?
534
00:26:40,809 --> 00:26:44,897
I do, and I'm sorry.
535
00:26:47,316 --> 00:26:48,567
I just...
536
00:26:48,567 --> 00:26:49,860
What?
537
00:26:50,485 --> 00:26:51,486
It's nothing.
538
00:26:51,486 --> 00:26:53,697
Just tell me, babe, please. What?
539
00:26:56,158 --> 00:26:59,119
I don't like feeling like the
second-most important man in your life.
540
00:26:59,828 --> 00:27:01,538
You mean, after Simon?
541
00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:06,543
- Okay, the third-most important...
- Hey.
542
00:27:06,543 --> 00:27:07,836
...man in your life.
543
00:27:08,837 --> 00:27:09,838
I just...
544
00:27:11,215 --> 00:27:13,967
I think since Maeve's gone back
to school full-time,
545
00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:17,888
I just feel a little bit of a mess.
546
00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:22,601
And for some reason, it's easier to talk
to Will about it than to talk to you.
547
00:27:23,894 --> 00:27:25,062
That doesn't make me feel great.
548
00:27:25,062 --> 00:27:28,982
I know. I wanna tell you everything first.
You're my husband, but I don't know.
549
00:27:28,982 --> 00:27:30,901
For some reason, it's just hard.
550
00:27:30,901 --> 00:27:32,653
Why? I love you so much.
551
00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:34,071
- You can tell me anything.
- I know.
552
00:27:34,071 --> 00:27:36,281
Because it's embarrassing being a mess
in front of you,
553
00:27:37,699 --> 00:27:41,620
and Will's a much bigger mess than I am,
or at least an equal mess. I don't know.
554
00:27:41,620 --> 00:27:43,789
- Okay. Yeah, I--
- Does that make any sense?
555
00:27:44,790 --> 00:27:47,042
I get it. Kind of.
556
00:27:47,793 --> 00:27:48,794
Thank you.
557
00:27:52,089 --> 00:27:55,592
And next time you, like,
dry hump with someone,
558
00:27:55,592 --> 00:27:58,846
would you mind doing it with someone just,
like, slightly less accomplished?
559
00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:00,931
Like Judge Sotomayor?
560
00:28:00,931 --> 00:28:03,100
No, that's the wrong direction.
561
00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,769
I promise.
562
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:09,940
So...
563
00:28:11,316 --> 00:28:13,527
- What are we going to do?
- I don't know.
564
00:28:14,111 --> 00:28:16,864
What's the deal with the new listing?
When can we see the house?
565
00:28:17,656 --> 00:28:19,157
"This weekend," she said.
566
00:28:19,908 --> 00:28:21,034
Yeah, I'm sure it'll be the one.
567
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,286
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
568
00:28:23,912 --> 00:28:25,873
Oh, my God. This guy again.
569
00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:30,627
- This guy, huh? It's not cute.
- It's cute.
570
00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:33,255
It's cute, and I got ya.
571
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:35,507
- You're cute.
- You're cute.
572
00:28:37,217 --> 00:28:38,051
Hey?
573
00:28:39,428 --> 00:28:40,429
Okay, what's this?
574
00:28:40,429 --> 00:28:44,850
That is a list of names for our
hard kombucha company that I approve of.
575
00:28:44,850 --> 00:28:47,477
- Kombucha Cha-Cha?
- Kombu Cha-Cha Cha.
576
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,105
Like the legendary Afro-Cuban dance.
577
00:28:51,148 --> 00:28:53,609
Exactly. If you don't like that,
there's plenty more on the list.
578
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:56,904
- I kinda like Boochy Call.
- What? No, dude.
579
00:28:56,904 --> 00:28:59,448
Daa Booch is the perfect fucking name.
We're not changing anything.
580
00:28:59,448 --> 00:29:01,283
Come on.
You're the one who called me over here
581
00:29:01,283 --> 00:29:02,826
and said we were gonna
talk things through.
582
00:29:02,826 --> 00:29:05,370
Also, who the fuck is this guy?
583
00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:07,706
- No one.
- Yeah, he's just a guy.
584
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:08,916
He's just a guy?
585
00:29:13,170 --> 00:29:15,714
Is this an intervention?
Is this guy an "interventionalist"?
586
00:29:15,714 --> 00:29:17,007
No, he's not that.
587
00:29:17,007 --> 00:29:18,300
This guy drinks more than I do.
588
00:29:18,300 --> 00:29:21,094
You don't wanna know the shit
this motherfucker gets up to.
589
00:29:21,094 --> 00:29:24,181
Also, I'm not going to rehab
unless it's that place in Malibu.
590
00:29:24,181 --> 00:29:27,100
That place actually looks really--
It's right on the water, right?
591
00:29:27,100 --> 00:29:30,062
This isn't about drinking, Will.
This is just business.
592
00:29:31,063 --> 00:29:32,189
So it's not an intervention?
593
00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:34,233
Nah, dude.
Clark, he's just here to listen.
594
00:29:34,233 --> 00:29:36,860
Is he a fucking professional listener?
What is happening right now?
595
00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:42,407
Will, you have done an incredible job
getting Lucky Penny up and running.
596
00:29:42,407 --> 00:29:44,952
We think that maybe
it's time you take a step away.
597
00:29:45,702 --> 00:29:47,621
Why are we talking
about Lucky Penny right now?
598
00:29:48,539 --> 00:29:50,541
Bro, this shit ain't working, okay?
You gotta go.
599
00:29:52,084 --> 00:29:54,044
- Are you guys trying to force me out?
- Yes.
600
00:29:54,044 --> 00:29:56,839
No, he can't be forced out. He has to
voluntarily decide to do this on his own.
601
00:29:56,839 --> 00:30:00,050
Why is he correcting you?
Is this guy a fucking lawyer?
602
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:01,009
Yes, I am a lawyer.
603
00:30:01,009 --> 00:30:03,011
Bro, you didn't have to disclose
that information.
604
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,221
Yes, I do.
605
00:30:04,221 --> 00:30:06,890
Will, look.
You know I love you, all right?
606
00:30:07,724 --> 00:30:09,726
But we disagree about everything, bro.
607
00:30:09,726 --> 00:30:11,895
We disagree about
what fucking beers to make.
608
00:30:11,895 --> 00:30:14,648
We disagree about who to partner with.
It's ridiculous.
609
00:30:14,648 --> 00:30:18,068
I'm sorry I didn't want to partner
with a geriatric sexual predator.
610
00:30:18,068 --> 00:30:20,404
No, fuck Johnny Rev, okay?
It's about more than that.
611
00:30:20,404 --> 00:30:21,947
Like I said, it's everything, bro.
612
00:30:22,656 --> 00:30:24,241
You cannot take this bar away from me.
613
00:30:24,241 --> 00:30:28,787
This place is my life.
I built it from nothing.
614
00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,039
Nobody's trying to take
the bar away from you.
615
00:30:31,039 --> 00:30:32,749
Besides, we legally can't do that.
616
00:30:34,501 --> 00:30:36,795
- Yeah, we legally can't do that.
- See?
617
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:42,801
Like, it's not that surprising
coming from him because he sucks.
618
00:30:42,801 --> 00:30:47,222
I genuinely expected more from you, man.
How could you do this to me?
619
00:30:50,559 --> 00:30:51,894
- No, Will...
- Where you going, dawg?
620
00:30:51,894 --> 00:30:55,397
I am not going anywhere,
'cause this is my bar.
621
00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:59,610
That is my beer.
You are never getting rid of me.
622
00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,240
That went a lot better than I thought.
623
00:31:06,617 --> 00:31:07,910
What did you think would happen, Omar?
624
00:31:07,910 --> 00:31:11,914
I don't know, physical stuff.
Karate, knife play. You know, like a show.
625
00:31:15,125 --> 00:31:16,877
Have you ever had Johnny Blue?
626
00:31:16,877 --> 00:31:17,961
No.
627
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,172
My motto, "Work hard, play hard."
628
00:31:22,966 --> 00:31:23,967
There's nothing in there.
629
00:31:26,178 --> 00:31:29,348
- Yeah, I can fucking see that.
- Or we could just drink one of these.
630
00:31:29,348 --> 00:31:31,350
No. Just get the fuck out. Get out.