I am so excited.
[laughs]
I love it on you.
-That's... that's you. -No, that's you,
-and that's me. -Oh, yeah, that's why I love it.
This is the main event.
[Dia] Did you really bring a gummy tray?
Nylah, that was so thoughtful.
I have strawberries here.
I want a mask. I want that.
Oh, yeah, here, I got you one.
[laughing]
Chase, bring the chips.
Movie time.
Let's get this show on the road.
Wait till I move, then save this for when I move.
You'll need it when I move, okay?
-Let's put this down. -Geez. Only you.
Okay, better.
-[Kelly] There we go. -Normal.
Where's my broccoli and chicken?
You don't eat broccoli and chicken.
I always eat broccoli and chicken.
Oh, no, no, no.
That is my blanket.
Go get her that sheet that that you put
-when your sister comes with the dog... -A sheet is crazy.
-...that we put the dog on. -[Nylah] Wow.
[Shahid] Happy Thanksgiving.
We'd be in a-- We be in the oven.
Oh, look how big this turkey is.
Let's give him a smack of good luck.
-Is he manhandling the turkey? -Is he mad?
I'm a twerky then.
-No, no, I'm coming... I'm coming underneath. -Okay.
-Come, let me show you. -I'm gonna pop the booty.
Are they talking about a turkey?
Yeah. they're literally talking about popping a booty of a turkey.
My name is Shahid, and this is my mom, AKA my best friend.
That's the mom. I thought that was the girlfriend.
-She looks really young. -She looks young.
My firstborn son.
So I came out of the belly and then, boom, attached at the hip.
-Hold me, Mom, hold me, hold me, hold me. -[laughing]
Shahid has always needed attention.
Oh, goodness. When's the last time you cleaned your ears, Shahid?
-Don't move 'cause you can bust your eardrum if you move. -Okay, that's too deep.
[laughs]
That's disgusting.
Me and my mom do everything together.
I mean, we're matching today. That's one thing we do together.
We are never doing that.
No, I think that might be my last straw
if you guys were matching every day, all right.
-We got... we got 'em too. -Yeah, they got that... all right.
They went with the matching outfits.
Ours are better.
-My name is Nylah -Oh, she's cute.
Ooh, Nylah's beautiful.
-She's gorgeous. -Yeah, she is.
I feel that I'm pretty unapologetic
in the way that I am as a person.
It's like, what you see is what you get.
Oh, my. [laughs]
If you got it, flaunt it,
even if you're hanging out with Granny,
-[laughs] -Even if you're hanging out with Granny.
She's like me, unapologetic for who I am. I like her.
-Honey, I'm home. -Talk to him.
-Hi. -Oh, my God.
Hi.
Girl that's not even a skirt.
-Oh. -She's going to the club,
not Thanksgiving with the family. [chuckles]
I mean, I think she looks great.
-I think she looks great. -But they're clearly a very conservative family,
so they're gonna look at her like,
"What's this hoochie mama doing walking in here?"
-Hi. -Hello.
-I brought collards, and I brought rolls too. -Oh.
-You brought two rolls... -How ae you?
...in a baggie, and some collard greens.
She brought two rolls. Oh, girl. [laughs]
In the plastic bag. You're kidding.
Oh, my gosh, look at Grandma.
Grammy's horrified.
Well, look, it's cleavage all over the table.
I mean, but she looks really pretty.
-Tone it down, honey, when the family's around. -She's just wearing a dress.
Yeah, she's wearing a dress. I don't see the issue.
Nylah, how do you feel about Shahid living at home?
I mean, it's what works for him now,
but we've been having conversations about
-potentially getting a place together soon. -Uh-oh.
[coughing]
Hold up. What?
Jaw drop.
She just said it so nonchalant.
Just like "Yo, that's what's happening.
See, I would never drop the ball like that
at a family event that I was gonna be moving out.
I waited to tell you till the deal was done.
-Thank you. -Welcome.
No.
-Oh, Matt and Kelly. -Oh, I love these two.
Matt and Kelly. [laughs]
[Kelly] All right, here we go.
-It's the little dogs that give everybody away. -[Lori] Why?
If they got little dogs, you know, they're crazy.
My name is Matt, and this is my fantastic mother, Kelly.
And we are neighbors.
About twenty feet apart.
And I love every minute of it.
A little further than the basement, I guess.
-But... [laughs] -Yeah.
Matt and I have always been very close.
-A lot of people think we're too close. -[chuckles]
Oh, my God.
Oh my God,
She's always massaging him and touching his muscles.
-It's weird. -Yeah. [chuckles]
But those people don't know what true love is.
-Oh, my... -[laughs]
-Matt and Kelly are dating. -[scoffs]
-You ready? -Hit it.
Oh, my gosh.
I told Matt he should just jiggle his weight off.
Jiggle his weight off?
-Actually, that works. -Wait. What?
Whole lot of shaking going on.
If you know what I mean.
-She did not just say that. -That is...
That is disgusting.
All these mama's boys make me feel like I need to get in the gym.
[both laughing]
Wow. I like the house.
I'm Josh. And this right here is my beautiful wife, Janelle.
She's pretty.
Josh and I have been together twelve years,
-and... -[Josh] We have four amazing kids,
-and this is my beautiful mother, Tina. -Hi.
They do a lot of weird stuff around the house.
I do that to Dad.
I shave his... shave his beard and, um, give him a haircut.
She shaves them.
Assume the position.
No way.
-And what do you do? Wax his chest, too? Okay. -I do not.
-Ow! Ooh! -Ow!
Gorgeous.
The most important person in my world is my mother.
She's a mom. She's more important.
He loves his mom. I can't be mad at him.
I think Tina has expectations of Josh.
Sort of like you would have for your husband.
Janelle's fed up.
Why would she stay with that?
There's no way in hell.
There has been times that Tina has ended up in the bed with us.
You're constantly trying to see how far you can push it.
That's insane.
-Unbelievable. -Absolutely sickening.
Oh, don't get any ideas about trying to sneak
into the bed with Shahid and I.
That's just gross.
-We're home. -Hello?
Baby. Baby bear.
-Hi kids. -Where's my mom?
-Still in there. -All right.
-I gotta go give her a coffee. -What about my coffee?
That's Jay, my brother.
-We're identical twins. The eggs split. -[Josh] Identical twins.
So it's Jay, Lisa and their 3 adorable kids, which I love,
have moved in and is creating even more chaos. [chuckles]
So they all live under the same roof.
So this is literally like the Massachusetts Modern Family.
-More wine, please. -Yeah.
Janelle, run.
I'm gonna tell her and call her to leave.
You can't call her and tell her to leave, Mom.
I feel bad for her.
And, baby, I wouldn't have married him,
knowing all the red flags.
Yeah, you really shouldn't marry someone when there's a lot of red flags...
-Mmm-hmm. Mmm-mmm. -...Shahid.
-[Shirlene] Tanning oil. Doesn't that feel good? -[Austin] Yeah.
You have such a beautiful body.
You're liking that, aren't you?
-[grunts] -You like that?
Yes, you do.
-Okay, Shirlene,, no. -That's sick.
-No, Shirlene, no. -[chuckles] No.
Oh, my God.
Is that the girlfriend or the mom?
-I'm Austin. -I'm Shirlene.
-And we are mother and son. Yeah. -And best friends.
-Aw. -All right. That's... I like that.
-So you've got... That's... that's heartwarming. -Yep.
They're like us [chuckles]. Best friends.
And he is a reincarnated version of my first husband.
That is weird.
Oh, my God.
It's a lot to unpack.
-What'd she say? Oh. -A reincarnated version of my first husband.
That's... ooh, okay. Hey.
Do you believe in reincarnation?
I think that's a really weird statement.
[Shirlene] And how I got this blessing, I don't know,
-but I'm taking every minute of it. -[both laughing]
-Oh, that's nice. -[chuckles]
Aw.
Hello, handsome guys.
-Look at you two. -[all laughing]
She's flirting all over the place.
-She said, "Wow!" -[both laughing]
I came out to my mom, at around 2008.
-It was my sophomore year of college. -Oh, my God.
[Austin] And I was like, "Mom, I have something I gotta tell you."
And she was just sitting there smiling at me
'cause I could see she was like,
-"Here's the moment." -"Oh, here it comes."
-[both laughing] -At last.
-"Here's the moment." -Lord.
And be like, "Mom, I'm gay," and she goes, "It's about time."
-[laughs] -Aw.
-That's kinda, yeah. -That's how I felt.
That's how we felt with Richie, yeah. That's how we were, yeah.
Ooh. Glossy. That looks good.
[both laughing]
So I'm currently living with my ex-boyfriend, Kris.
-Ooh, Kris. -Kris. He looks good.
Kris and I are no longer together
because him and my mom could not maintain a really good relationship.
And having that relationship with my mom is something that's very important to me.
I wonder why they still live together if they're not together.
Looks a bit messy, but...
I'm sure he can move in with his mom.
-Sure she'd be okay with that. -They still live together.
So there's a chance they might get back together.
Not if he can't get along with her mama.
-How old is he? -Thirty-one.
-Something like that. -He's a grown-damn man.
-He's more than capable of making his own decisions. -Yes.
-Wow! -All right, all right.
Cool.
Chase's girls are good looking.
I love that dog.
My name is Lori, and this is my son Chase,
and he is coming home for a visit.
-Okay, so they don't live with her. -Thank God.
I get the royal treatment. She rolls out the red carpet for me when I come home.
-Aw. -I think that's normal.
Let's not speak too soon.
-Oh, my goodness, he's here. -Hey, buddy.
There he is.
There to see his mama.
-[kisses] I love you. -Love you.
One of the reason I come on the weekend
is 'cause my mom is so fun to hang out with.
We love going out to bars together and letting loose
Don't they look like a little couple?
-Oh, I love it. -There, you and I.
They probably get mistaken like a couple like we did.
I mean, dipping your mom like that, homie.
We don't do that.
They do think we're a couple.
Mom, look, it's literally us, I feel.
I feel What is she doing?
Oh, she's getting... She's getting filler.
-She's getting her little... -I love this.
He's probably gonna get 'em, too.
I need Botox.
-You want Botox, I'll get you Botox. -Yeah, I do.
-You might need a facelift. -Hey!
-Damn, girl! -[laughs]
Jeez, you are harsh.
You really don't even need that, Mom. You're beautiful as is.
As is that can't hurt You think I need Botox?
You sure? Oh, yeah. Thank you.
Honey, what are you doing?
[Chase] Just hanging out in the old room.
We got London in here.
Listen, his mom got into bed.
I can tell he's uncomfortable.
Yeah. [chuckles]
-He's, like, "Awkward." -Yeah.
"Stop, Mom."
She's like me.
What are you all doing in here?
-We are just rummaging. -[gasps] She's so pretty.
Aw, this is what they gave us when we were in the hospital.
-God, you really saved everything. -I did.
-Kleenexes and everything. -Oh, yeah, hair.
-Did you save his hair? That's so weird. -I did.
Oh, I got the weirdest one.
No, I saved his, um, naval cord.
[chuckles] That's stupid. She's...
Every mom has... every mom had your hair, your umbilical cord.
-And you have my wisdom teeth too. -And your wisdom teeth.
And that was just from last year.
That is weird.
No.
Yeah, were you able to check in on your device?
So go ahead and press "I'm here now,"
and it will match you up with dates throughout the evening.
Oh, my God!
He's speed dating with his mom.
He brought his mom to speed dating?
Oh, no.
Ooh.
And she's just gonna just drop it and just not even pick it up.
Oh, my God, it's literally a piece of popcorn.
You wanna to live in a house like that?
You don't have to be in the middle. You just come on over.
The grass is greener over here, baby.
-We do have one more surprise for you. -[Jay] Yeah.
-What? -I went out of my way to make sure
-my mom's party was great. -It was special.
And then she had a nice gift the day after.
Listen, I wanted to do something very special for you.
-So, here you go. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Oh, the girls aren't gonna like that.
Oh, my God, guys. Thank you so much.
-A Louis. -A Louis.
[gasps]
That's insane.
The wives are seething.
[laughing] I love it!
Oh, my gosh, she's squeezing a Louis bag like that. [chuckles]
Guess who doesn't have one? You two.
-Oh, my gosh, she's so mean. -Oh.
That's a smart mom
because she uses the gifts of guilt, manipulation.
That's inappropriate.
-Tina don't play. -Yeah, she's savage, man.
So you're Mrs. McKellen now, huh?
I didn't know you were Mrs.
[laughs] I didn't even know.
I didn't know it was your mug. I'm sorry now.
Help yourself to my stuff all the time.
-She was wearing my shoes, too. -I did.
Why is she going in her closet?
She got no business wearing Janelle's clothes.
You need to get out, Tina.
Janelle, put a lock on your door.
But when I got out of the truck last night, I stepped in the mud,
and I may have ruined your shoes.
-[chuckles] -[laughs]
You know, those are the shoes I wore on my wedding.
[both gasp]
Oh, my God.
But why would she want her wedding shoes, though.
I would care if they were any shoe.
Look at the heels.
It's ripped, dirty.
-That's next level. -No. No.
-Yeah, that's on... that's on a whole nother level -Yeah.
-That is... whoo! -Absolutely not.
Actually, now that I'm looking, there's rhinestones missing.
Take your shoes upstairs.
We're done with the shoes.
-Oh, my God. Can you imagine? -No.
[chuckles]
Kris thinks I intrude.
Oh, my God. This is... Jesus.
I mean, I do nothing but walk in the room and look around. Oh, Lord.
Stay out of her closet, Tina.
I'm not gonna lie, Kelly's fits is always on point.
-All her fits is fire. -Yeah.
-Were you able to check in on your device? -Yeah.
So go ahead and press "I'm here now."
And it will match you up with dates throughout the evening.
Oh, my God, he's speed dating with his mom!
He brought his mom to speed dating?
-Would you ever go speed dating with me... -I would not.
...if I was single? Yeah, well, I don't know.
-I think you would. Yeah. -I would, agree.
Yeah, that's true.
-Hey, Shanel. -Hi, are you Matt?
-Yeah. Hi. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
I guess she feels like she's gonna be able
to cut it off from the beginning
before it can go longer or something.
-[Matt] So have you ever done this? -I have.
-[Matt] You have. -Yeah, have you?
-Uh, you're my first. -[chuckles]
-Oh, no. -Hey.
-Is she taking pictures of him on his dates? -Yes.
She can't hear from there. She's gonna come over.
-[Matt speaking] -I do.
Oh, my God. Oh, wait. She's getting too close.
Don't do it.
-I told you she was not gonna stay over there. -She's like, "Oh, Matthew's
having too much fun over there."
-Hi. -Hey.
She's like, "Who's this woman?"
-Oh, my God. -Look at him look.
Shanel, this is my mom, Kelly.
-Hi. Nice to meet, Shanel. -Nice to meet you.
-Weird. [laughs] -Look, my mom's right next to me.
-We speed date together. -[both laugh]
Being with your mom on a first date is weird.
It's out of pocket. All of the above.
Yeah, I don't know. That's kind of... I wouldn't do that.
You're never gonna meet anyone.
-We have a close relationship. -Mmm-hmm.
Now, this is when you pretend you're getting a call and you just leave.
-Well, good luck, I guess. -All right.
-All right. It was good to meet you. -Have a good one.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Oh.
She cannot wait to tell her friends what just happened.
I think the common denominator and in met-filled relationships
is solely Kelly.
Would you be with me if my mom
-came on our first date? -No.
-Oh, that's awful. Honey. -I'm hurt.
It would be hard to see who you really are with her around, though.
-That's fair. -So, it's hard.
-She's gotta give him a little space. -Yeah, she does.
[Dia] We gotta get you down to the dentist.
Really hoping it's not a cavity.
-[Dia] Oh, it's definitely a cavity. -Oh, God.
-I love that coat. -She's sitting in the back taking selfies.
I love how she's in the backseat right now,
like, she's, like, just like there,
and it's just them them two in the front.
Somebody has been giving you candy.
I'm sorry, but Shahid is a grown man.
Like, it's a drug.
-Like he's using meth again. -He's an adult.
If you truly cared about my son,
you would take better care of him.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
This sounds like he's, like, a child.
I would love for him to have noticed that he had a cavity,
and he just took the initiative on his own. Good for her.
To just be, like, "Oh, dang, I need to go to the dentist.
I need to make an appointment."
I make my own dentist appointments.
I make my own doctor's appointments,
-after you taught me how. -[chuckles]
But still...
Nylah, did you fart?
-I know that wasn't my mom. -I didn't fart.
-Oh, hell, no. -[laughs]
That's something I would do to you, though. [laughs]
Oh, baby, is that your cavity?
-Ooh, too soon. -No.
-Oh. Oh. -Ooh.
-Okay, that's too much, guys. Come on. -Shahid, man.
-That's a different smell then. -Yeah.
Nylah, are you sure?
I don't fart in front of others.
First of all, I don't fart. I poot.
Poot sounds way worse than fart.
-It's like... it's like poop. -[laughs] Poot is down...
Yeah, it does.
It sounds like you pooped your pants.
-It's toot. Yeah. -Yeah, it's toot.
-Hey, Dr. Nick. -Look who's here.
I know. It's us again.
-She don't actually go to the dentist. -Oh, come on.
-This is too much. -That's a little much.
See, I'm not that bad.
Yeah, You would just make Josh go with you.
-Yeah, you would make me go. -It's the other way around.
I'd be going with you to the-- You'd be like,
-"I need somebody to take me." -Okay, dear, you're not that bad.
I guess, I do similar.
-He's eating candy again. -Mom.
My idea of candy may consist of like a couple of fruit roll ups in the morning,
and then eat some candy on the way to work.
And then I kind of need a few pieces of candy to go to sleep.
You should've taught him to take better care of himself, mama.
He's, like, gonna lose all his teeth.
Oh, that's a lot.
Gotta go to candy rehab [chuckles].
He doesn't need to go anywhere tonight.
He needs to get this filling, and he stays home.
And your girlfriend's just in the other room.
I would have never done that.
-I would have taken her home... -Yeah.
-...while was having that work done. -Yeah.
[Shahid] This is my 13th cavity that I'm getting filled today.
So it's, like, I'm a professional.
-Thirteen cavities, Shahid. -It's even too much for me.
-Come on, son. -Come on.
I also have gotten my own cavities filled on my own.
-Cheers to me. -[laughs]
Uh-huh.
You don't approve of her girlfriend, huh?
-No, I do not. -Really.
-Ooh. Shots fired. -Shots fired, mama.
Mom. Shots fired.
Wow. Misty is harsh.
-She is so. Yeah. she did. -And she knew she could hear it, too.
As she's in the other room. girl, I would get up and leave.
-She is gonna watch. -No, she's gonna walk right in there, watch.
She's not the settling-down type,
-Oh. -And he needs something, you know.
-She's leaving us. -Yeah. She left her coat.
She's walking in there.
She's a pretty girl, but she's a fun girl.
-Oh, my God. -Yeah, I can't even watch stuff like that.
-That... that is terrible. -It gives me anxiety.
-I think... Uh-huh. -They're gonna get in a brawl.
Hey, guys.
I'm just checking in here.
-Are you okay, babe? -[Shahid] Uh-huh.
He didn't have surgery.
And by the way, these walls are pretty thin.
And I could hear everything that you were saying.
You go, honey.
You give me your unwarranted opinion all the time.
I never asked for it.
You know, I've just... I've had it.
You're around 24-7.
Because I freaking live here.
[laughing]
-"I freaking live here!" -[laughing]
I love it!
-Can I have some more wine, please? -Yep.
-Thank you. -Look at me.
[laughs]
No. No more!
Nylah, what have you... Look what you've done.
Why did you bring this candy?
-Oh, my God. -Shahid, who is gonna...
Who's gonna pay for all your dental work?
She's a stay-at-home girlfriend, remember?
She's not contributing to the house.
We have insurance.
-Hi. -Hello. Welcome.
-Nicole. Natasha. -Natasha.
So today, my mom and I are going dress shopping.
And Lori's crashing as well.
So she was okay with her coming,
but not exactly happy about it.
-Hello. -The party's started.
Have you... have you found anything?
-We pulled a couple of dresses. -Couple of possibilities.
I like Lori's accent. I like the way she talks. [chuckles]
Yeah, and she's really Southern.
It's kind of hard to say no to Lori when it comes to anything,
so I wasn't upset that she wanted to tag along.
But my mom, however, was a little... she was a little annoyed.
Yeah, it's her daughter.
And she's gonna lose that moment with her daughter.
I mean, I could see her mom being a little jealous,
but I think both parents...
-Yeah, I think they should be there -...should be invited.
I could see where Lori coming in would be an intrusion.
'Cause women are territorial.
If there aren't any clothes I don't know why she's there.
I think she's like a voice for Chase.
Okay, so I'm here, eyes and ears for Chase.
I know what he likes. I know what he doesn't like.
[all laughing]
The dress isn't for him anyway.
That's what I said It's not... I'm sorry Chase is not your date.
It doesn't matter what Chase likes. It's for her.
And he's not the one wearing it.
Exactly.
Well, it's what you feel beautiful in
-on your wedding day, so... -Yeah.
Are you guys doing, like, a first look?
So that's, like, the big debate because
we really don't wanna miss our cocktail party at all,.
So, I think we probably will do a first look.
Scott's not gonna see me the day of the wedding.
-You're getting married. -I am getting married.
Come on, Lori don't talk about your wedding.
I want her to go put on a wedding dress right now.
Do you have a dress already?
-Have you been looking? -Not yet. I've been looking, but no, I do not.
Are you ready to try some on today?
Oh, come on, Lori, don't do it. Do not do it, please.
She wants to try on dresses.
Tash, do you mind?
Really inappropriate.
I won't be long. I just wanna take a look.
She said, "We're gonna make this fast.
I know that Mom is not trying on dresses.
-She's doing it. -Oh, my gosh.
-You ready? -We're ready.
I can't.
Like, I just... That lady is crazy.
This is exactly what Tasha's talking about.
She's taking the shine from Tasha's wedding.
You look amazing. I'm not gonna lie.
-Ooh, she looks good. -Wow.
-Sexy mama. [wolf whistles] -I know, but that's just not the place.
I think I did.
Are you saying yes to the dress?
She's saying yes to the dress.
-So she said yes to the dress. -Have to...
-Wow. -She did. [gasps]
-I said yes to the dress. Wow. -Wow.
Okay, Lori said that she didn't wanna rain on my parade,
but of course she walks in,
she sees a dress that she you know, locks eyes with,
and, of course, fits her like a glove.
She literally made that about her.
Which is why Tash didn't want her to come.
It's like, " Are you intentionally trying to be rude and weird?"
I like the music.
I've decided to go meet up with Shanel at Cooper's again,
and to just kind of go a little bit further than speeding dating
and just talk and see, like, you know, is there really anything there?
Is there not?
So, is he going by himself, or is mom coing with him on this?
I guess we shall see.
-Oh... -She actually wants to see... Oh, my God.
She wants to see him.
So initially, Matt was not my type.
-Like I would never go for someone like him. -Shanel.
He looks a little cookie-cutter.
Basically, looks like every other dude.
Yeah, exactly. [chuckles]
Nothing special about him at all.
She's not being very nice there.
Come on, Shanel.
You never know, Shanel.
I'm telling you, Mama's boy gonna treat you good.
Better get you one of these.
Ain't that right now, now?
Zero out of ten, I don't recommend.
Hi.
-Hey, how are you? -[chuckles]
-I didn't see you over there. How's it going? -Good.
I'd be like, " Is your mom here by any chance?"
Kelly's there somewhere?
Kelly, where are you?
She's behind the group of people.
-A pair of binoculars. -She got a job working as a bartender.
-That would be hilarious if she was the bartender. -[all laughing]
-You've met my mother. -I did.
-She was very sweet, very nice. -There's a but here.
-He's struggling. -[laughs]
-Why would you bring her -like, on this type of outing?
So, to be honest with you, I didn't bring her, she brought me.
That is always his his excuse. He's a grown man.
He can stop his mother from intruding on his outings.
I mean, how do we... How do we navigate?
-You have to see, I guess. -How do we make mom okay?
How do we make you okay with letting your mom go a little bit?
Wow.
She did not know that she was given a free therapy session.
-She's his therapist, and she's like, " All right... -Yeah.
...so I've been hired to basically stop you from being a mama's boy."
-"I'm Shanel." -[all chuckle]
I can't compete with your mother.
Very few women can.
[laughs]
-Really. -Really, Matt.
I would be like, "Cheque."
To be honest, Matt, there's so many red flags going on
that I just don't think that I can deal with it.
I like her.
-I like her too. -She saw the red flags and she let it go.
I'm sure you'd love for me to let Shahid go.
There's no red flags with Shahid.
Who are you trying to convince, me or him?
What the hell are you wearing? [chuckles]
What's wrong with what I'm wearing?
Is this, like, ready to go out at night or something?
Oh, my God.
-Wow. -Tell me that's not us.
-[chuckles]
All right? Did you just come over here to insult me?
Like, what's up?
No, I have. I wanna talk to you.
-About what? -About the way you've been treating me.
[laughs]
I'm gonna insult you and I don't wanna talk with you.
She's so rude.
Yeah, the mom's the queen of the digs,
We can't go on like this.
You give me your unwarranted opinion all the time.
I never asked for it. You know, I'm just... I've had it.
You're around 24-7.
Because I freaking live here.
-[both laugh] -"I freaking live here!"
I love it!
-Right. -Tina is right.
-Janelle kinda is acting like
-she runs the house. -She's paying the bills.
You know, the bottom line is Nell,
You are here with me.
I don't wanna be here with you.
Well, why are you then?
Because my husband and my kids, my family,
Because he wants to be.
He doesn't wanna be anywhere else.
He wants to be here with me.
Why is she living there?
There's enough people in the house.
-There's mad people in the house. -[chuckles]
She doesn't need to be there. [chuckles]
I don't know why she don't leave him.
Well, 'cause she's got her kids, you know.
You're putting my son in a position where
he might have to choose, at some point,
his mother, or his wife and kids.
Yeah, and he should. And he should choose his wife.
Hello. His wife.
Hey, good for her. Standing up for herself.
She shouldn't have to be the one standing up for herself, though.
You would have thought she would have figured it ou before she was four kids in.
I think a good solution for us all would be
get back out there.
Try to date again.
-I do want a date. I'm finally feeling like... -[laughs]
...I want to date now. I'm feeling better.
-Do you believe her? -I don't know if I believe her.
What if I called somebody very special to you from the past?
Ed.
[chuckles] Matt.
-Ed. [laughing] -What if we call Ed?
[mobile phone ringing]
-[Ed] Hello? -Hey, Ed.
-[Ed] Hey. -It's Josh, man. How you doing? How you been?
-[Ed] Okay. -Hey, quick question for you.
How do you feel about a little date with my mom?
-[Ed] Wow. Uh... -This is so awkward.
Like, I wanna leave.
So Josh called to get his mom a date.
[Ed] You got me at a good time.
All right, All right.
-Wow. -[Ed] I'd like that.
-I'd like to see your mom. -[laughs]
All right, all right. See that.
-[laughing] -Tina.
Tina got a date.
Who'd want to go out with that, though?
Date night tonight. Whoo!
-Smart ass. -[laughs]
Oh, shut up.
-Yeah, he's an idiot. -[laughs]
Clearly.
You're the [bleep] problem, Shirlene.
-I'm gonna go. -Oh, my God.
-Dude, unbelievable. -Oh, man.
-I mean, listen. -This is wrong.
If I was Shirlene, I would hit him.
What?
What is wrong with you?
Stop eating these things. They're so not good for you.
Oh, yeah, well show me how to stop eating them, mom.
-[chuckles] -You wanna eat it now?
-Cheers to the bride. -[all] Cheers to the bride.
This weekend, we are in Pensacola
celebrating my bachelorette party
with my besties, and Tasha is joining us.
Are they going out dancing right now?
Yeah, boy!
Oh, my God. Look at her go.
-Lori! Lori! Lori! -Lori gave it.
This is how she dances.
You've gotta go like this.
I think she's a hoot.
I like her. I love her, though.
[gasps] I know Chase is not crashing the bachelorette party.
-Oh, my God. -[squeals]
With drinks. Come on, King.
He is so cute.
Hey, Mom.
-I like it. I would... I would 100% crash... -I like that, yeah.
...your bachelorette, especially at this point in your life.
-I could see you doing that. -100%.
You can do it for your mom's, but don't do it for mine.
I wonder why you couldn't do it for hers.
What would she have going on?
Who wants there fiance at their bachelorette party?
I would love it if you crashed my bachelorette party.
I'm sure you would.
-So Liz is here and Cam. -Hi.
My mom and are getting together
to just do like a nice little welcome-home dinner for her
and have a few people over just to kind of celebrate her return.
And I did invite Kris.
Can I get one of those small plates?
Can you?
-Hey there. -[all] Oh!
I'm sorry I'm late.
I didn't actually wanna come.
-But I'm trying to be a better man. -Oh.
-Oh, my God, this is not gonna end well. -Wow.
Wow, I mean, listen, he could have just waited until after the party.
-He didn't have to do it right now. -I agree.
-That's ridiculous. -Come on. Come on, Kris.
-He has to be a little bit better than that. -Yeah.
I mean, to say that. Poor Shirlene is really great.
You don't talk to someone's mother like that,
-Yeah. -and you don't talk to anyone like that, no.
Who are you to tell someone how they are supposed to feel?
Like, if it's in the moment, I'm frustrated, I'm upset with you.
I may say something that you dislike.
I don't think he's wrong for being upset,
but there's a tone in which you...
...you don't... you don't cross that boundary.
So my question,
you guys went to go check out homes in Laurel Canyon.
-[Shirlene] Yes. -What's going on with that?
Who? Wait? Who was looking at the places?
Um, Austin and I did.
Oh, boy,
Ooh, that was a bomb job.
For you guys to move in.
Well, probably, just as a possibility.
We just decided to, like, look around
because things have been difficult for you guys this last year.
--What? -[gasps]
I mean, you're looking at me like... you're acting like you're making,
like, there's nothing wrong with your relationship. You know there is.
Oh, geez.
That's wrong.
-I don't agree with that. -I don't even think you would do that.
No, I wouldn't.
That's... no, see, again,
-you don't know how good you've got it. -[chuckles]
You're the [bleep] problem, Shirlene.
-So, I'm going to excuse myself. -Oh, what the [bleep]?
-I'm gonna go. -Oh, my God.
-Oh, man. -Oh, my God.
Unbelievable.
-I mean, listen. -This is wrong. This is wrong.
-Listen, Kris is the problem. -Yeah.
That's what I'm... I'm starting to realize that Kris
-is the problem, nobody else. -You're right. Well, right.
-Absolutely not. -[bleep]
-At what point is too far. -Oh, no.
-At that. Come on. -At what point is too far?
If I was Shirlene I would hit him.
-Smack, right in the... -I would knock his ass out.
That's wrong. Show us your... show us your shot.
Show us your shot. Ow.
-You're not disrespected. -Who's disrespecting you?
Figure it out with your mom. I'm done.
-Oh, my God. -Oh, He's ripping his mic off. I mean, he's done.
You should have ripped your mic out when you left.
You should have, like...
Was her exit not dramatic enough?
You... you keep going with this one
and it will be a mic drop for real.
-I will not just be walking off. -Uh-oh.
You're just gonna up and leave?
-[laughs] -Whoa.
OMG.
-Yeah. -[both laughing]
There's been times I've been wanting to do that.
What? To her? No, just rip the mic off and just storm away.
Oh, so you're... you're in his mind.
I can relate to that, Kris.
Kris, seriously, that was the worst thing you could have done.
Just... you know what? Stay gone.
I don't think they're gonna recover from this.
-No. -I wouldn't want to.
I feel bad for Kris.
Like, if he ever needs to talk, we can talk,
She's trying to hook up with Kris
-[all laughing] -She is trying to hook up with Kris.
[chuckles]
-Unbelievable. -Just show us that shot one more time.
Come on. [groans]
That arm. That arm.
Camilla's bringing something to the table.
-This is the table. -I think... you know what?
[laughs] I love it.
Oh, babe, can you pause it. I have to go use the bathroom.
Okay. You gotta like number one and number two?
Don't worry about it.
It'll be quick.
We're trying to finish this.
I'm getting... Come on.
-Can you just wait? -Pause it real quick.
That's all that wine?
Because you've been drinking all day.
-I'll be right back. -If you're going number two can you just go upstairs?
Oh, hell, no. She's not going upstairs.
Nylah, you better take your butt right...
-Go down to this one. You ain't using this. -Oh, my God.
So you are going number two.
And... and don't stank it up.
Use the air freshener.
[Nylah] Mind your business!
-Just turn the fan on. -[Nylah] Mind the business that pays you guys.
I'm not gonna lie, though. She stink.
-Yeah, I know she's gonna stink up my bathroom. -[Nylah] Oh, please.
-She smells worse than me when she comes out. -I remember how she
stinking it up in the car that day, and she was just pooting.
Pooting.
Yeah, she called it. She don't fart. She poot.
She poots.
She's about to stank it up in there.
-I'm ready. Yep. -You got it?
It's Nylah's birthday party.
My mom is meeting Nylah's family for the first time.
These moms will not mix.
Listen, she's going into the lion's den right now all alone.
[gasps] Hi, baby!
-Come here, give me a kiss. -[kisses]
I'm right here, Shahid.
Oh, my gosh.
-Hey... Ooh. -Oh.
[chuckles] Oh, my God.
When I walk in, all I see is boobies
Coming up top like under, under, under there, under boobies.
Yes, girl.
Oh, go put some clothes on, girl. [laughs]
What kind of boob guy are you?
Boobs are just boobs. They're amazing.
So, like if it's under boobs, side boob.
If it's lop-sided boob.
If it's one boob's bigger... then I love all boobs.
That's nice.
That was kind of crazy that me and Nylah
have been dating for over two years now,
and this is the first time my mom was meeting your family.
This is huge.
It's been a long time coming.
[all laughing]
Wow, Nylah, I didn't know you knew any spiritual songs.
[all laughing]
Look, I'm a child of God, okay.
That devil is coming out that dress, though.
Wow.
I'm just saying.
You know what? A woman brings something to the table.
She brings herself to the table.
-She's to the table. -Something to the table. This is the table.
And you know what?
Ooh.
[laughs] I love it.
She's going in with ulterior motives.
She... she definitely looks like she's ready... she's ready to...
-She's ready to fight. -She's ready to battle.
All right. Cut the cake.
My wish is that Shahid and I get married.
Come on, Nylah. You know better than that.
-She's got big plans, Nylah. -Yeah.
If everyone didn't know, we went ring shopping recently.
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
-What is she thinking? -What did she just do?
This is ridiculous.
Unbelievable.
-There's a time and place for everything. -Oh, my God.
She did it again at Thanksgiving and now.
Wasn't it tell time, baby?
-Taking big steps. -[woman] Wow.
She has an uncanny ability to bring up things that Miss Dia doesn't
-want or need to know at the time... -Right. Yeah.
...and just makes it very difficult for Shahid.
-I know how betrayal feels. -Oh, my God.
It's not a ring, but it's a house.
[sighs]
-After seeing these families, I feel really normal. -Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, they're gonna be bored with us.
-My dynamic with you is just nothing like that. -Mmm-hmm.
-Yeah, totally. -I'm not... I'm not against it.
-It's just not us. -Mmm-hmm.
-I feel really pretty normal right now. -[chuckles] Me too.
[chuckles]
I really, genuinely feel like we're more normal.
-I don't know why more people don't like us. -We are.
I think I'm the biggest mama's boy in the world.
Ain't nobody topping me.
-Nobody's topping us. -[laughing]
We're all gonna watch the first episode together,
-and let's see if we're still a family after that. -[scoffs]
-Let's see, -I don't know if I can.
-Let's do another shot to being the best family so far. -We are.
We are normal. [laughs]
-Shimmy. Shimmy. Shimmy. -Shimmy. Shimmy.
-Shimmy. Shimmy. Cheers. -Shimmy. Okay, cheers.
I love you. Mmm.