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I am so excited.
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[laughs]
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I love it on you.
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-That's... that's you.
-No, that's you,
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-and that's me.
-Oh, yeah,
that's why I love it.
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This is the main event.
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[Dia] Did you really bring
a gummy tray?
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Nylah, that was so thoughtful.
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I have strawberries here.
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I want a mask. I want that.
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Oh, yeah, here, I got you one.
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[laughing]
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Chase, bring the chips.
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Movie time.
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Let's get this show
on the road.
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Wait till I move,
then save this
for when I move.
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You'll need it
when I move, okay?
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-Let's put this down.
-Geez. Only you.
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Okay, better.
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-[Kelly] There we go.
-Normal.
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Where's my broccoli
and chicken?
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You don't eat broccoli
and chicken.
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I always eat broccoli
and chicken.
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Oh, no, no, no.
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That is my blanket.
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Go get her that sheet
that that you put
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-when your sister
comes with the dog...
-A sheet is crazy.
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-...that we put the dog on.
-[Nylah] Wow.
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[Shahid] Happy Thanksgiving.
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We'd be in a--
We be in the oven.
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Oh, look how big
this turkey is.
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Let's give him a smack
of good luck.
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-Is he manhandling the turkey?
-Is he mad?
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I'm a twerky then.
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-No, no, I'm coming...
I'm coming underneath.
-Okay.
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-Come, let me show you.
-I'm gonna pop the booty.
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Are they talking about
a turkey?
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Yeah. they're literally
talking about popping a booty
of a turkey.
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My name is Shahid,
and this is my mom,
AKA my best friend.
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That's the mom.
I thought that was
the girlfriend.
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-She looks really young.
-She looks young.
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My firstborn son.
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So I came out of the belly
and then, boom,
attached at the hip.
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-Hold me, Mom, hold me,
hold me, hold me.
-[laughing]
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Shahid has always
needed attention.
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Oh, goodness.
When's the last time
you cleaned your ears, Shahid?
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-Don't move 'cause you can
bust your eardrum if you move.
-Okay, that's too deep.
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[laughs]
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That's disgusting.
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Me and my mom
do everything together.
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I mean, we're matching today.
That's one thing
we do together.
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We are never doing that.
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No, I think that might be
my last straw
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if you guys were matching
every day, all right.
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-We got... we got 'em too.
-Yeah, they got that...
all right.
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They went
with the matching outfits.
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Ours are better.
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-My name is Nylah
-Oh, she's cute.
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Ooh, Nylah's beautiful.
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-She's gorgeous.
-Yeah, she is.
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I feel that I'm
pretty unapologetic
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in the way that I am
as a person.
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It's like, what you see
is what you get.
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Oh, my. [laughs]
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If you got it, flaunt it,
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even if you're hanging out
with Granny,
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-[laughs]
-Even if you're hanging out
with Granny.
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She's like me,
unapologetic for who I am.
I like her.
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-Honey, I'm home.
-Talk to him.
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-Hi.
-Oh, my God.
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Hi.
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Girl that's not even a skirt.
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-Oh.
-She's going to the club,
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not Thanksgiving
with the family. [chuckles]
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I mean,
I think she looks great.
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-I think she looks great.
-But they're clearly a very
conservative family,
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so they're gonna
look at her like,
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"What's this hoochie mama
doing walking in here?"
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-Hi.
-Hello.
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-I brought collards,
and I brought rolls too.
-Oh.
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-You brought two rolls...
-How ae you?
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...in a baggie,
and some collard greens.
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She brought two rolls.
Oh, girl. [laughs]
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In the plastic bag.
You're kidding.
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Oh, my gosh, look at Grandma.
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Grammy's horrified.
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Well, look, it's cleavage
all over the table.
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I mean, but she looks
really pretty.
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-Tone it down, honey,
when the family's around.
-She's just wearing a dress.
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Yeah, she's wearing a dress.
I don't see the issue.
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Nylah, how do you feel
about Shahid living at home?
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I mean, it's what works
for him now,
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but we've been having
conversations about
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-potentially getting a place
together soon.
-Uh-oh.
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[coughing]
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Hold up. What?
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Jaw drop.
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She just said it
so nonchalant.
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Just like "Yo,
that's what's happening.
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See, I would never
drop the ball like that
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at a family event
that I was gonna be
moving out.
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I waited to tell you
till the deal was done.
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-Thank you.
-Welcome.
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No.
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-Oh, Matt and Kelly.
-Oh, I love these two.
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Matt and Kelly. [laughs]
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[Kelly] All right, here we go.
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-It's the little dogs
that give everybody away.
-[Lori] Why?
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If they got little dogs,
you know, they're crazy.
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My name is Matt,
and this is my
fantastic mother, Kelly.
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And we are neighbors.
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About twenty feet apart.
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And I love every minute of it.
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A little further
than the basement, I guess.
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-But... [laughs]
-Yeah.
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Matt and I have always
been very close.
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-A lot of people think
we're too close.
-[chuckles]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh my God,
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She's always massaging him
and touching his muscles.
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-It's weird.
-Yeah. [chuckles]
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But those people don't know
what true love is.
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-Oh, my...
-[laughs]
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-Matt and Kelly are dating.
-[scoffs]
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-You ready?
-Hit it.
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Oh, my gosh.
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I told Matt he should
just jiggle his weight off.
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Jiggle his weight off?
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-Actually, that works.
-Wait. What?
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Whole lot of shaking going on.
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If you know what I mean.
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-She did not just say that.
-That is...
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That is disgusting.
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All these mama's boys
make me feel like
I need to get in the gym.
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[both laughing]
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Wow. I like the house.
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I'm Josh.
And this right here
is my beautiful wife, Janelle.
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She's pretty.
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Josh and I have been together
twelve years,
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-and...
-[Josh] We have
four amazing kids,
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-and this is my
beautiful mother, Tina.
-Hi.
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They do a lot of weird stuff
around the house.
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I do that to Dad.
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I shave his...
shave his beard
and, um, give him a haircut.
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She shaves them.
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Assume the position.
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No way.
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-And what do you do?
Wax his chest, too? Okay.
-I do not.
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-Ow! Ooh!
-Ow!
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Gorgeous.
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The most important person
in my world is my mother.
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She's a mom.
She's more important.
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He loves his mom.
I can't be mad at him.
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I think Tina has expectations
of Josh.
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Sort of like you would have
for your husband.
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Janelle's fed up.
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Why would she stay with that?
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There's no way in hell.
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There has been times that Tina
has ended up in the bed
with us.
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You're constantly
trying to see
how far you can push it.
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That's insane.
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-Unbelievable.
-Absolutely sickening.
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Oh, don't get any ideas
about trying to sneak
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into the bed
with Shahid and I.
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That's just gross.
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-We're home.
-Hello?
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Baby. Baby bear.
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-Hi kids.
-Where's my mom?
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-Still in there.
-All right.
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-I gotta go give her a coffee.
-What about my coffee?
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That's Jay, my brother.
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-We're identical twins.
The eggs split.
-[Josh] Identical twins.
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So it's Jay, Lisa
and their 3 adorable kids,
which I love,
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have moved in and is creating
even more chaos. [chuckles]
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So they all live under
the same roof.
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So this is literally like
the Massachusetts
Modern Family.
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-More wine, please.
-Yeah.
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Janelle, run.
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I'm gonna tell her
and call her to leave.
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You can't call her
and tell her to leave, Mom.
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I feel bad for her.
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And, baby,
I wouldn't have married him,
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knowing all the red flags.
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Yeah, you really
shouldn't marry someone when
there's a lot of red flags...
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-Mmm-hmm. Mmm-mmm.
-...Shahid.
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-[Shirlene] Tanning oil.
Doesn't that feel good?
-[Austin] Yeah.
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You have such
a beautiful body.
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You're liking that,
aren't you?
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-[grunts]
-You like that?
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Yes, you do.
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-Okay, Shirlene,, no.
-That's sick.
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-No, Shirlene, no.
-[chuckles] No.
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Oh, my God.
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Is that the girlfriend
or the mom?
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-I'm Austin.
-I'm Shirlene.
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-And we are
mother and son. Yeah.
-And best friends.
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-Aw.
-All right.
That's... I like that.
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-So you've got...
That's... that's heartwarming.
-Yep.
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They're like us [chuckles].
Best friends.
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And he is a reincarnated
version of my first husband.
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That is weird.
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Oh, my God.
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It's a lot to unpack.
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-What'd she say? Oh.
-A reincarnated version
of my first husband.
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That's... ooh, okay. Hey.
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00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,066
Do you believe
in reincarnation?
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I think that's a really
weird statement.
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[Shirlene] And how I got
this blessing, I don't know,
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-but I'm taking
every minute of it.
-[both laughing]
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-Oh, that's nice.
-[chuckles]
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00:09:16,300 --> 00:09:17,900
Aw.
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Hello, handsome guys.
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-Look at you two.
-[all laughing]
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She's flirting all over
the place.
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-She said, "Wow!"
-[both laughing]
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I came out to my mom,
at around 2008.
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-It was my sophomore year
of college.
-Oh, my God.
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[Austin] And I was like, "Mom,
I have something
I gotta tell you."
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And she was just sitting there
smiling at me
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'cause I could see
she was like,
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-"Here's the moment."
-"Oh, here it comes."
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-[both laughing]
-At last.
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-"Here's the moment."
-Lord.
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And be like, "Mom, I'm gay,"
and she goes,
"It's about time."
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-[laughs]
-Aw.
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-That's kinda, yeah.
-That's how I felt.
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That's how we felt
with Richie, yeah.
That's how we were, yeah.
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Ooh. Glossy. That looks good.
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[both laughing]
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00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,900
So I'm currently living
with my ex-boyfriend, Kris.
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-Ooh, Kris.
-Kris. He looks good.
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Kris and I
are no longer together
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because him and my mom
could not maintain
a really good relationship.
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And having that relationship
with my mom is something
that's very important to me.
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I wonder why they still
live together
if they're not together.
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Looks a bit messy, but...
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I'm sure he can move in
with his mom.
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00:10:24,266 --> 00:10:27,367
-Sure she'd be okay with that.
-They still live together.
239
00:10:27,367 --> 00:10:29,667
So there's a chance
they might get back together.
240
00:10:29,667 --> 00:10:31,266
Not if he can't get
along with her mama.
241
00:10:31,266 --> 00:10:33,900
-How old is he?
-Thirty-one.
242
00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:35,967
-Something like that.
-He's a grown-damn man.
243
00:10:35,967 --> 00:10:38,433
-He's more than capable
of making his own decisions.
-Yes.
244
00:10:42,367 --> 00:10:43,967
-Wow!
-All right, all right.
245
00:10:43,967 --> 00:10:45,000
Cool.
246
00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,300
Chase's girls
are good looking.
247
00:10:49,000 --> 00:10:50,767
I love that dog.
248
00:10:50,767 --> 00:10:53,600
My name is Lori,
and this is my son Chase,
249
00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:57,567
and he is coming home
for a visit.
250
00:10:57,567 --> 00:11:01,100
-Okay, so they don't live
with her.
-Thank God.
251
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,467
I get the royal treatment.
She rolls out the red carpet
for me when I come home.
252
00:11:04,467 --> 00:11:07,066
-Aw.
-I think that's normal.
253
00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:08,867
Let's not speak too soon.
254
00:11:08,867 --> 00:11:11,266
-Oh, my goodness, he's here.
-Hey, buddy.
255
00:11:11,266 --> 00:11:12,500
There he is.
256
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,500
There to see his mama.
257
00:11:14,500 --> 00:11:17,367
-[kisses] I love you.
-Love you.
258
00:11:17,367 --> 00:11:18,667
One of the reason
I come on the weekend
259
00:11:18,667 --> 00:11:20,400
is 'cause my mom is so fun
to hang out with.
260
00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:22,800
We love going out to bars
together and letting loose
261
00:11:24,567 --> 00:11:27,066
Don't they look like
a little couple?
262
00:11:27,066 --> 00:11:29,767
-Oh, I love it.
-There, you and I.
263
00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,166
They probably get mistaken
like a couple like we did.
264
00:11:32,166 --> 00:11:35,000
I mean, dipping your mom
like that, homie.
265
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:36,467
We don't do that.
266
00:11:36,467 --> 00:11:38,100
They do think we're a couple.
267
00:11:38,867 --> 00:11:41,367
Mom, look, it's literally us,
I feel.
268
00:11:41,367 --> 00:11:42,600
I feel What is she doing?
269
00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,900
Oh, she's getting...
She's getting filler.
270
00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,066
-She's getting her little...
-I love this.
271
00:11:47,066 --> 00:11:48,467
He's probably gonna
get 'em, too.
272
00:11:48,467 --> 00:11:50,066
I need Botox.
273
00:11:50,066 --> 00:11:52,567
-You want Botox,
I'll get you Botox.
-Yeah, I do.
274
00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:56,000
-You might need a facelift.
-Hey!
275
00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,300
-Damn, girl!
-[laughs]
276
00:11:57,300 --> 00:11:59,166
Jeez, you are harsh.
277
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:03,266
You really don't even
need that, Mom.
You're beautiful as is.
278
00:12:03,266 --> 00:12:07,200
As is that can't hurt
You think I need Botox?
279
00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:08,700
You think I need Botox?
280
00:12:10,567 --> 00:12:14,000
You sure? Oh, yeah. Thank you.
281
00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:16,266
Honey, what are you doing?
282
00:12:16,266 --> 00:12:17,867
[Chase] Just hanging out
in the old room.
283
00:12:17,867 --> 00:12:20,166
We got London in here.
284
00:12:20,166 --> 00:12:21,900
Listen, his mom got into bed.
285
00:12:22,967 --> 00:12:24,300
I can tell he's uncomfortable.
286
00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:25,767
Yeah. [chuckles]
287
00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,767
-He's, like, "Awkward."
-Yeah.
288
00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:28,967
"Stop, Mom."
289
00:12:28,967 --> 00:12:30,300
She's like me.
290
00:12:31,266 --> 00:12:32,667
What are you all
doing in here?
291
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:37,400
-We are just rummaging.
-[gasps] She's so pretty.
292
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:41,667
Aw, this is what they gave us
when we were in the hospital.
293
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:43,967
-God, you really
saved everything.
-I did.
294
00:12:43,967 --> 00:12:46,266
-Kleenexes and everything.
-Oh, yeah, hair.
295
00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,800
-Did you save his hair?
That's so weird.
-I did.
296
00:12:48,800 --> 00:12:50,266
Oh, I got the weirdest one.
297
00:12:50,266 --> 00:12:53,467
No, I saved his, um,
naval cord.
298
00:12:53,467 --> 00:12:55,867
[chuckles] That's stupid.
She's...
299
00:12:55,867 --> 00:13:00,266
Every mom has...
every mom had your hair,
your umbilical cord.
300
00:13:00,266 --> 00:13:02,400
-And you have my
wisdom teeth too.
-And your wisdom teeth.
301
00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:04,700
And that was just
from last year.
302
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:06,266
That is weird.
303
00:13:06,266 --> 00:13:07,634
No.
304
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,500
Yeah, were you able
to check in on your device?
305
00:13:10,500 --> 00:13:12,266
So go ahead and press
"I'm here now,"
306
00:13:12,266 --> 00:13:14,867
and it will match you up
with dates
throughout the evening.
307
00:13:14,867 --> 00:13:16,800
Oh, my God!
308
00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:19,567
He's speed dating
with his mom.
309
00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:21,700
He brought his mom
to speed dating?
310
00:13:22,667 --> 00:13:25,600
Oh, no.
311
00:13:29,967 --> 00:13:31,266
Ooh.
312
00:13:31,266 --> 00:13:34,700
And she's just gonna
just drop it
and just not even pick it up.
313
00:13:34,700 --> 00:13:37,133
Oh, my God, it's literally
a piece of popcorn.
314
00:13:39,300 --> 00:13:40,800
You wanna to live in a house
like that?
315
00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:44,400
You don't have to be
in the middle.
You just come on over.
316
00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:47,433
The grass is greener
over here, baby.
317
00:13:52,367 --> 00:13:55,000
-We do have one more
surprise for you.
-[Jay] Yeah.
318
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,266
-What?
-I went out of my way
to make sure
319
00:13:57,266 --> 00:13:59,266
-my mom's party was great.
-It was special.
320
00:13:59,266 --> 00:14:01,667
And then she had a nice gift
the day after.
321
00:14:01,667 --> 00:14:04,767
Listen, I wanted to do
something very special
for you.
322
00:14:04,767 --> 00:14:07,367
-So, here you go.
-Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
323
00:14:07,367 --> 00:14:09,967
Oh, the girls
aren't gonna like that.
324
00:14:09,967 --> 00:14:13,700
Oh, my God, guys.
Thank you so much.
325
00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:15,266
-A Louis.
-A Louis.
326
00:14:15,266 --> 00:14:16,600
[gasps]
327
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,100
That's insane.
328
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:19,867
The wives are seething.
329
00:14:19,867 --> 00:14:24,667
[laughing] I love it!
330
00:14:24,667 --> 00:14:28,100
Oh, my gosh, she's squeezing
a Louis bag like that.
[chuckles]
331
00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:31,000
Guess who doesn't have one?
You two.
332
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:34,200
-Oh, my gosh, she's so mean.
-Oh.
333
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,600
That's a smart mom
334
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:40,266
because she uses the gifts
of guilt, manipulation.
335
00:14:40,266 --> 00:14:41,567
That's inappropriate.
336
00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:45,533
-Tina don't play.
-Yeah, she's savage, man.
337
00:14:46,867 --> 00:14:48,867
So you're Mrs. McKellen
now, huh?
338
00:14:48,867 --> 00:14:50,300
I didn't know you were Mrs.
339
00:14:50,300 --> 00:14:52,333
[laughs] I didn't even know.
340
00:14:53,700 --> 00:14:56,767
I didn't know it was your mug.
I'm sorry now.
341
00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:58,467
Help yourself to my stuff
all the time.
342
00:14:58,467 --> 00:15:00,900
-She was wearing
my shoes, too.
-I did.
343
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:01,900
Why is she going
in her closet?
344
00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:04,467
She got no business
wearing Janelle's clothes.
345
00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:06,166
You need to get out, Tina.
346
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,634
Janelle, put a lock
on your door.
347
00:15:11,266 --> 00:15:15,166
But when I got out
of the truck last night,
I stepped in the mud,
348
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:17,100
and I may have
ruined your shoes.
349
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,400
-[chuckles]
-[laughs]
350
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:21,467
You know, those are the shoes
I wore on my wedding.
351
00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:23,200
[both gasp]
352
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,266
Oh, my God.
353
00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:27,867
But why would she want
her wedding shoes, though.
354
00:15:27,867 --> 00:15:30,266
I would care
if they were any shoe.
355
00:15:30,266 --> 00:15:31,700
Look at the heels.
356
00:15:32,100 --> 00:15:33,767
It's ripped, dirty.
357
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:35,467
-That's next level.
-No. No.
358
00:15:35,467 --> 00:15:38,200
-Yeah, that's on... that's on
a whole nother level
-Yeah.
359
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:40,867
-That is... whoo!
-Absolutely not.
360
00:15:40,867 --> 00:15:43,667
Actually, now
that I'm looking,
there's rhinestones missing.
361
00:15:43,667 --> 00:15:44,967
Take your shoes upstairs.
362
00:15:44,967 --> 00:15:46,567
We're done with the shoes.
363
00:15:46,567 --> 00:15:48,567
-Oh, my God. Can you imagine?
-No.
364
00:15:48,567 --> 00:15:49,934
[chuckles]
365
00:15:50,367 --> 00:15:52,367
Kris thinks I intrude.
366
00:15:52,367 --> 00:15:54,100
Oh, my God. This is... Jesus.
367
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,867
I mean, I do nothing
but walk in the room
and look around. Oh, Lord.
368
00:15:57,867 --> 00:16:00,500
Stay out of her closet, Tina.
369
00:16:02,867 --> 00:16:05,300
I'm not gonna lie,
Kelly's fits
is always on point.
370
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,266
-All her fits is fire.
-Yeah.
371
00:16:08,266 --> 00:16:10,266
-Were you able to check in
on your device?
-Yeah.
372
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:12,000
So go ahead and press
"I'm here now."
373
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,467
And it will match you up
with dates
throughout the evening.
374
00:16:14,467 --> 00:16:19,367
Oh, my God, he's speed dating
with his mom!
375
00:16:19,367 --> 00:16:21,567
He brought his mom
to speed dating?
376
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,100
-Would you ever go
speed dating with me...
-I would not.
377
00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:24,967
...if I was single?
Yeah, well, I don't know.
378
00:16:24,967 --> 00:16:26,767
-I think you would. Yeah.
-I would, agree.
379
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,567
Yeah, that's true.
380
00:16:28,567 --> 00:16:30,266
-Hey, Shanel.
-Hi, are you Matt?
381
00:16:30,266 --> 00:16:31,900
-Yeah. Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
382
00:16:31,900 --> 00:16:34,800
I guess she feels like
she's gonna be able
383
00:16:34,800 --> 00:16:36,166
to cut it off
from the beginning
384
00:16:36,166 --> 00:16:38,467
before it can go longer
or something.
385
00:16:38,467 --> 00:16:41,700
-[Matt] So have you ever
done this?
-I have.
386
00:16:41,700 --> 00:16:43,200
-[Matt] You have.
-Yeah, have you?
387
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,533
-Uh, you're my first.
-[chuckles]
388
00:16:46,166 --> 00:16:48,200
-Oh, no.
-Hey.
389
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,867
-Is she taking pictures
of him on his dates?
-Yes.
390
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:53,400
She can't hear from there.
She's gonna come over.
391
00:16:53,967 --> 00:16:56,900
-[Matt speaking]
-I do.
392
00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,800
Oh, my God. Oh, wait.
She's getting too close.
393
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:01,333
Don't do it.
394
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:04,000
-I told you she was not
gonna stay over there.
-She's like, "Oh, Matthew's
395
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,800
having too much fun
over there."
396
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,767
-Hi.
-Hey.
397
00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,500
She's like,
"Who's this woman?"
398
00:17:10,667 --> 00:17:13,600
-Oh, my God.
-Look at him look.
399
00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:16,100
Shanel, this is my mom, Kelly.
400
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:18,166
-Hi. Nice to meet, Shanel.
-Nice to meet you.
401
00:17:18,166 --> 00:17:21,300
-Weird. [laughs]
-Look, my mom's
right next to me.
402
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,000
-We speed date together.
-[both laugh]
403
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,900
Being with your mom
on a first date is weird.
404
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,100
It's out of pocket.
All of the above.
405
00:17:28,100 --> 00:17:30,867
Yeah, I don't know.
That's kind of...
I wouldn't do that.
406
00:17:30,867 --> 00:17:33,367
You're never gonna
meet anyone.
407
00:17:33,367 --> 00:17:35,567
-We have a close relationship.
-Mmm-hmm.
408
00:17:35,567 --> 00:17:39,433
Now, this is when you pretend
you're getting a call
and you just leave.
409
00:17:40,700 --> 00:17:42,500
-Well, good luck, I guess.
-All right.
410
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,166
-All right. It was good
to meet you.
-Have a good one.
411
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,700
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you.
412
00:17:45,700 --> 00:17:46,867
Oh.
413
00:17:46,867 --> 00:17:50,200
She cannot wait
to tell her friends
what just happened.
414
00:17:50,200 --> 00:17:54,100
I think the common denominator
and in met-filled
relationships
415
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:57,166
is solely Kelly.
416
00:17:57,166 --> 00:17:58,567
Would you be with me if my mom
417
00:17:58,567 --> 00:18:00,200
-came on our first date?
-No.
418
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,600
-Oh, that's awful. Honey.
-I'm hurt.
419
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:07,467
It would be hard to see
who you really are
with her around, though.
420
00:18:07,467 --> 00:18:08,867
-That's fair.
-So, it's hard.
421
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:11,734
-She's gotta give him
a little space.
-Yeah, she does.
422
00:18:16,667 --> 00:18:19,000
[Dia] We gotta get you down
to the dentist.
423
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,667
Really hoping
it's not a cavity.
424
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:24,767
-[Dia] Oh, it's definitely
a cavity.
-Oh, God.
425
00:18:24,767 --> 00:18:27,867
-I love that coat.
-She's sitting in the back
taking selfies.
426
00:18:27,867 --> 00:18:30,300
I love how
she's in the backseat
right now,
427
00:18:30,300 --> 00:18:31,967
like, she's, like,
just like there,
428
00:18:31,967 --> 00:18:33,400
and it's just them them two
in the front.
429
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,567
Somebody has been
giving you candy.
430
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:41,400
I'm sorry, but Shahid
is a grown man.
431
00:18:41,767 --> 00:18:43,100
Like, it's a drug.
432
00:18:43,100 --> 00:18:46,600
-Like he's using meth again.
-He's an adult.
433
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,166
If you truly cared
about my son,
434
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:52,000
you would take
better care of him.
435
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,867
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
436
00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:56,000
This sounds like
he's, like, a child.
437
00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,100
I would love for him
to have noticed
that he had a cavity,
438
00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:03,066
and he just took
the initiative on his own.
Good for her.
439
00:19:03,066 --> 00:19:05,700
To just be, like, "Oh, dang,
I need to go to the dentist.
440
00:19:05,700 --> 00:19:06,967
I need to make
an appointment."
441
00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:08,800
I make my own
dentist appointments.
442
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,900
I make my own
doctor's appointments,
443
00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,000
-after you taught me how.
-[chuckles]
444
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,467
But still...
445
00:19:14,467 --> 00:19:15,900
Nylah, did you fart?
446
00:19:17,300 --> 00:19:19,867
-I know that wasn't my mom.
-I didn't fart.
447
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:21,767
-Oh, hell, no.
-[laughs]
448
00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:24,400
That's something I would do
to you, though. [laughs]
449
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:27,400
Oh, baby, is that your cavity?
450
00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,934
-Ooh, too soon.
-No.
451
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,700
-Oh. Oh.
-Ooh.
452
00:19:32,700 --> 00:19:36,000
-Okay, that's too much, guys.
Come on.
-Shahid, man.
453
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,266
-That's a different
smell then.
-Yeah.
454
00:19:38,266 --> 00:19:39,700
Nylah, are you sure?
455
00:19:40,867 --> 00:19:44,567
I don't fart
in front of others.
456
00:19:44,567 --> 00:19:48,166
First of all, I don't fart.
I poot.
457
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:50,166
Poot sounds way worse
than fart.
458
00:19:50,166 --> 00:19:53,166
-It's like... it's like poop.
-[laughs] Poot is down...
459
00:19:53,166 --> 00:19:55,166
Yeah, it does.
460
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,367
It sounds like
you pooped your pants.
461
00:19:57,367 --> 00:20:00,400
-It's toot. Yeah.
-Yeah, it's toot.
462
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,467
-Hey, Dr. Nick.
-Look who's here.
463
00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,066
I know. It's us again.
464
00:20:04,066 --> 00:20:06,300
-She don't actually
go to the dentist.
-Oh, come on.
465
00:20:06,300 --> 00:20:07,767
-This is too much.
-That's a little much.
466
00:20:07,767 --> 00:20:09,066
See, I'm not that bad.
467
00:20:09,066 --> 00:20:11,467
Yeah, You would just
make Josh go with you.
468
00:20:11,467 --> 00:20:13,867
-Yeah, you would make me go.
-It's the other way around.
469
00:20:13,867 --> 00:20:15,166
I'd be going with you
to the-- You'd be like,
470
00:20:15,166 --> 00:20:17,300
-"I need somebody to take me."
-Okay, dear,
you're not that bad.
471
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,000
I guess, I do similar.
472
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:23,867
-He's eating candy again.
-Mom.
473
00:20:23,867 --> 00:20:29,367
My idea of candy may consist
of like a couple of fruit
roll ups in the morning,
474
00:20:29,367 --> 00:20:30,900
and then eat some candy
on the way to work.
475
00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:33,400
And then I kind of need
a few pieces of candy
to go to sleep.
476
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:37,867
You should've taught him
to take better care
of himself, mama.
477
00:20:37,867 --> 00:20:39,400
He's, like,
gonna lose all his teeth.
478
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,667
Oh, that's a lot.
479
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,700
Gotta go to candy rehab
[chuckles].
480
00:20:45,700 --> 00:20:47,266
He doesn't need to go
anywhere tonight.
481
00:20:47,266 --> 00:20:50,467
He needs to get this filling,
and he stays home.
482
00:20:50,467 --> 00:20:52,567
And your girlfriend's
just in the other room.
483
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,467
I would have never done that.
484
00:20:53,467 --> 00:20:55,266
-I would have
taken her home...
-Yeah.
485
00:20:55,266 --> 00:20:57,367
-...while was having
that work done.
-Yeah.
486
00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:00,500
[Shahid] This is my
13th cavity
that I'm getting filled today.
487
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:02,467
So it's, like,
I'm a professional.
488
00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:04,767
-Thirteen cavities, Shahid.
-It's even too much for me.
489
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,300
-Come on, son.
-Come on.
490
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:09,300
I also have gotten
my own cavities filled
on my own.
491
00:21:09,300 --> 00:21:11,600
-Cheers to me.
-[laughs]
492
00:21:13,900 --> 00:21:15,133
Uh-huh.
493
00:21:17,667 --> 00:21:19,867
You don't approve
of her girlfriend, huh?
494
00:21:19,867 --> 00:21:21,400
-No, I do not.
-Really.
495
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,266
-Ooh. Shots fired.
-Shots fired, mama.
496
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:24,767
Mom. Shots fired.
497
00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:27,400
Wow. Misty is harsh.
498
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,900
-She is so. Yeah. she did.
-And she knew
she could hear it, too.
499
00:21:30,900 --> 00:21:33,567
As she's in
the other room. girl,
I would get up and leave.
500
00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:36,567
-She is gonna watch.
-No, she's gonna walk
right in there, watch.
501
00:21:36,567 --> 00:21:38,367
She's not
the settling-down type,
502
00:21:38,367 --> 00:21:40,567
-Oh.
-And he needs something,
you know.
503
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,867
-She's leaving us.
-Yeah. She left her coat.
504
00:21:42,867 --> 00:21:44,166
She's walking in there.
505
00:21:44,166 --> 00:21:46,300
She's a pretty girl,
but she's a fun girl.
506
00:21:46,300 --> 00:21:49,200
-Oh, my God.
-Yeah, I can't even watch
stuff like that.
507
00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,567
-That... that is terrible.
-It gives me anxiety.
508
00:21:51,567 --> 00:21:55,000
-I think... Uh-huh.
-They're gonna get
in a brawl.
509
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,266
Hey, guys.
510
00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:58,367
I'm just checking in here.
511
00:21:58,367 --> 00:22:01,000
-Are you okay, babe?
-[Shahid] Uh-huh.
512
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,767
He didn't have surgery.
513
00:22:02,767 --> 00:22:06,200
And by the way,
these walls are pretty thin.
514
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:08,700
And I could hear everything
that you were saying.
515
00:22:10,100 --> 00:22:12,266
You go, honey.
516
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:15,066
You give me your
unwarranted opinion
all the time.
517
00:22:15,066 --> 00:22:17,100
I never asked for it.
518
00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,900
You know,
I've just... I've had it.
519
00:22:18,900 --> 00:22:21,266
You're around 24-7.
520
00:22:21,266 --> 00:22:23,266
Because I freaking live here.
521
00:22:23,266 --> 00:22:24,667
[laughing]
522
00:22:24,667 --> 00:22:27,667
-"I freaking live here!"
-[laughing]
523
00:22:27,667 --> 00:22:28,634
I love it!
524
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,166
-Can I have some more
wine, please?
-Yep.
525
00:22:34,166 --> 00:22:35,634
-Thank you.
-Look at me.
526
00:22:37,200 --> 00:22:38,834
[laughs]
527
00:22:40,300 --> 00:22:42,867
No. No more!
528
00:22:42,867 --> 00:22:45,066
Nylah, what have you...
Look what you've done.
529
00:22:45,066 --> 00:22:46,567
Why did you bring this candy?
530
00:22:46,567 --> 00:22:49,367
-Oh, my God.
-Shahid, who is gonna...
531
00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:51,367
Who's gonna pay
for all your dental work?
532
00:22:51,367 --> 00:22:53,300
She's a stay-at-home
girlfriend, remember?
533
00:22:53,300 --> 00:22:55,767
She's not contributing
to the house.
534
00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:57,400
We have insurance.
535
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,400
-Hi.
-Hello. Welcome.
536
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,266
-Nicole. Natasha.
-Natasha.
537
00:23:05,266 --> 00:23:09,133
So today, my mom and I
are going dress shopping.
538
00:23:10,667 --> 00:23:12,467
And Lori's crashing as well.
539
00:23:12,467 --> 00:23:14,200
So she was okay
with her coming,
540
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,567
but not exactly
happy about it.
541
00:23:16,567 --> 00:23:18,266
-Hello.
-The party's started.
542
00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,500
Have you...
have you found anything?
543
00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,667
-We pulled a couple
of dresses.
-Couple of possibilities.
544
00:23:21,667 --> 00:23:24,767
I like Lori's accent.
I like the way she talks.
[chuckles]
545
00:23:24,767 --> 00:23:26,567
Yeah, and she's
really Southern.
546
00:23:26,567 --> 00:23:29,867
It's kind of hard to say no
to Lori
when it comes to anything,
547
00:23:29,867 --> 00:23:31,867
so I wasn't upset
that she wanted to tag along.
548
00:23:31,867 --> 00:23:35,667
But my mom, however,
was a little...
she was a little annoyed.
549
00:23:35,667 --> 00:23:37,700
Yeah, it's her daughter.
550
00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:40,266
And she's gonna
lose that moment
with her daughter.
551
00:23:40,266 --> 00:23:42,767
I mean, I could see her mom
being a little jealous,
552
00:23:42,767 --> 00:23:44,400
but I think both parents...
553
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:46,767
-Yeah, I think they
should be there
-...should be invited.
554
00:23:46,767 --> 00:23:50,767
I could see where
Lori coming in
would be an intrusion.
555
00:23:50,767 --> 00:23:53,800
'Cause women are territorial.
556
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,600
If there aren't any clothes
I don't know why she's there.
557
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,967
I think she's like
a voice for Chase.
558
00:24:00,967 --> 00:24:03,367
Okay, so I'm here,
eyes and ears for Chase.
559
00:24:03,367 --> 00:24:05,667
I know what he likes.
I know what he doesn't like.
560
00:24:05,667 --> 00:24:09,400
[all laughing]
561
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,200
The dress
isn't for him anyway.
562
00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,567
That's what I said
It's not... I'm sorry Chase
is not your date.
563
00:24:13,567 --> 00:24:17,100
It doesn't matter
what Chase likes.
It's for her.
564
00:24:17,100 --> 00:24:19,333
And he's not the one
wearing it.
565
00:24:21,100 --> 00:24:21,967
Exactly.
566
00:24:21,967 --> 00:24:23,900
Well, it's what
you feel beautiful in
567
00:24:23,900 --> 00:24:25,867
-on your wedding day, so...
-Yeah.
568
00:24:25,867 --> 00:24:27,667
Are you guys doing,
like, a first look?
569
00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:29,700
So that's, like,
the big debate because
570
00:24:29,700 --> 00:24:32,266
we really don't wanna miss
our cocktail party at all,.
571
00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:34,767
So, I think we probably will
do a first look.
572
00:24:34,767 --> 00:24:37,700
Scott's not gonna see me
the day of the wedding.
573
00:24:37,700 --> 00:24:40,166
-You're getting married.
-I am getting married.
574
00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:41,967
Come on, Lori
don't talk about your wedding.
575
00:24:41,967 --> 00:24:44,367
I want her to go put on
a wedding dress right now.
576
00:24:44,367 --> 00:24:45,767
Do you have a dress already?
577
00:24:45,767 --> 00:24:49,266
-Have you been looking?
-Not yet. I've been looking,
but no, I do not.
578
00:24:49,266 --> 00:24:51,367
Are you ready to try
some on today?
579
00:24:51,367 --> 00:24:55,567
Oh, come on, Lori,
don't do it.
Do not do it, please.
580
00:24:55,567 --> 00:24:57,266
She wants to try on dresses.
581
00:24:57,266 --> 00:24:58,934
Tash, do you mind?
582
00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,166
Really inappropriate.
583
00:25:04,166 --> 00:25:06,100
I won't be long.
I just wanna take a look.
584
00:25:06,100 --> 00:25:08,100
She said, "We're gonna
make this fast.
585
00:25:08,100 --> 00:25:10,567
I know that Mom is not
trying on dresses.
586
00:25:10,567 --> 00:25:13,367
-She's doing it.
-Oh, my gosh.
587
00:25:13,367 --> 00:25:15,700
-You ready?
-We're ready.
588
00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,100
I can't.
589
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,266
Like, I just...
That lady is crazy.
590
00:25:20,266 --> 00:25:22,867
This is exactly what Tasha's
talking about.
591
00:25:22,867 --> 00:25:25,600
She's taking the shine
from Tasha's wedding.
592
00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,667
You look amazing.
I'm not gonna lie.
593
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,667
-Ooh, she looks good.
-Wow.
594
00:25:29,667 --> 00:25:32,900
-Sexy mama. [wolf whistles]
-I know, but that's just
not the place.
595
00:25:34,700 --> 00:25:35,867
I think I did.
596
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,567
Are you saying yes
to the dress?
597
00:25:37,567 --> 00:25:39,300
She's saying yes to the dress.
598
00:25:39,300 --> 00:25:41,567
-So she said yes to the dress.
-Have to...
599
00:25:41,567 --> 00:25:44,033
-Wow.
-She did. [gasps]
600
00:25:44,667 --> 00:25:47,767
-I said yes to the dress. Wow.
-Wow.
601
00:25:47,767 --> 00:25:51,266
Okay, Lori said
that she didn't wanna
rain on my parade,
602
00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:52,367
but of course she walks in,
603
00:25:52,367 --> 00:25:55,200
she sees a dress that she
you know, locks eyes with,
604
00:25:55,200 --> 00:25:57,000
and, of course,
fits her like a glove.
605
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,767
She literally
made that about her.
606
00:25:58,767 --> 00:26:00,900
Which is why Tash
didn't want her to come.
607
00:26:00,900 --> 00:26:04,300
It's like, " Are you
intentionally trying to be
rude and weird?"
608
00:26:07,667 --> 00:26:09,100
I like the music.
609
00:26:11,900 --> 00:26:16,467
I've decided to go meet up
with Shanel at Cooper's again,
610
00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:18,767
and to just kind of go
a little bit further
than speeding dating
611
00:26:18,767 --> 00:26:22,100
and just talk and see, like,
you know, is there really
anything there?
612
00:26:22,100 --> 00:26:23,367
Is there not?
613
00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:27,300
So, is he going by himself,
or is mom coing with him
on this?
614
00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:29,200
I guess we shall see.
615
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,100
-Oh...
-She actually wants
to see... Oh, my God.
616
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,734
She wants to see him.
617
00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:37,300
So initially,
Matt was not my type.
618
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,500
-Like I would never go
for someone like him.
-Shanel.
619
00:26:40,500 --> 00:26:43,367
He looks a little
cookie-cutter.
620
00:26:43,367 --> 00:26:45,000
Basically, looks like
every other dude.
621
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,567
Yeah, exactly. [chuckles]
622
00:26:46,567 --> 00:26:48,400
Nothing special
about him at all.
623
00:26:48,400 --> 00:26:50,100
She's not being
very nice there.
624
00:26:50,100 --> 00:26:51,467
Come on, Shanel.
625
00:26:51,467 --> 00:26:53,000
You never know, Shanel.
626
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,400
I'm telling you, Mama's boy
gonna treat you good.
627
00:26:56,967 --> 00:26:58,367
Better get you one of these.
628
00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,066
Ain't that right now, now?
629
00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:01,900
Zero out of ten,
I don't recommend.
630
00:27:04,266 --> 00:27:05,467
Hi.
631
00:27:05,467 --> 00:27:07,467
-Hey, how are you?
-[chuckles]
632
00:27:07,467 --> 00:27:10,700
-I didn't see you over there.
How's it going?
-Good.
633
00:27:10,700 --> 00:27:12,900
I'd be like,
" Is your mom here
by any chance?"
634
00:27:12,900 --> 00:27:14,367
Kelly's there somewhere?
635
00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:15,867
Kelly, where are you?
636
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,367
She's behind the group
of people.
637
00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,567
-A pair of binoculars.
-She got a job
working as a bartender.
638
00:27:20,567 --> 00:27:24,200
-That would be hilarious
if she was the bartender.
-[all laughing]
639
00:27:24,200 --> 00:27:27,800
-You've met my mother.
-I did.
640
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:31,100
-She was very sweet,
very nice.
-There's a but here.
641
00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,867
-He's struggling.
-[laughs]
642
00:27:32,867 --> 00:27:35,200
-Why would you bring her
-like, on this type of outing?
643
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:37,667
So, to be honest with you,
I didn't bring her,
she brought me.
644
00:27:37,667 --> 00:27:40,500
That is always his his excuse.
He's a grown man.
645
00:27:40,500 --> 00:27:44,266
He can stop his mother
from intruding on his outings.
646
00:27:44,266 --> 00:27:46,767
I mean, how do we...
How do we navigate?
647
00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:50,500
-You have to see, I guess.
-How do we make mom okay?
648
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:55,133
How do we make you okay
with letting your mom
go a little bit?
649
00:27:55,767 --> 00:27:57,000
Wow.
650
00:27:57,000 --> 00:28:00,266
She did not know
that she was given
a free therapy session.
651
00:28:00,266 --> 00:28:02,300
-She's his therapist,
and she's like, " All right...
-Yeah.
652
00:28:02,300 --> 00:28:06,166
...so I've been hired
to basically stop you
from being a mama's boy."
653
00:28:06,166 --> 00:28:08,266
-"I'm Shanel."
-[all chuckle]
654
00:28:08,266 --> 00:28:10,667
I can't compete
with your mother.
655
00:28:10,667 --> 00:28:12,467
Very few women can.
656
00:28:12,467 --> 00:28:13,867
[laughs]
657
00:28:13,867 --> 00:28:16,200
-Really.
-Really, Matt.
658
00:28:16,200 --> 00:28:18,667
I would be like, "Cheque."
659
00:28:18,667 --> 00:28:22,400
To be honest, Matt,
there's so many red flags
going on
660
00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,500
that I just don't think
that I can deal with it.
661
00:28:26,500 --> 00:28:27,667
I like her.
662
00:28:27,667 --> 00:28:32,734
-I like her too.
-She saw the red flags
and she let it go.
663
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:37,000
I'm sure you'd love for me
to let Shahid go.
664
00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,367
There's no red flags
with Shahid.
665
00:28:39,367 --> 00:28:42,634
Who are you trying
to convince, me or him?
666
00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:52,266
What the hell are you wearing?
[chuckles]
667
00:28:52,266 --> 00:28:53,367
What's wrong
with what I'm wearing?
668
00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:56,967
Is this, like, ready to go out
at night or something?
669
00:28:56,967 --> 00:28:58,266
Oh, my God.
670
00:28:58,266 --> 00:29:00,200
-Wow.
-Tell me that's not us.
671
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:02,700
-Tell me that's not us.
-[chuckles]
672
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,300
All right? Did you just
come over here to insult me?
673
00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:07,400
Like, what's up?
674
00:29:07,400 --> 00:29:09,266
No, I have.
I wanna talk to you.
675
00:29:09,266 --> 00:29:11,900
-About what?
-About the way
you've been treating me.
676
00:29:12,367 --> 00:29:13,767
[laughs]
677
00:29:13,767 --> 00:29:16,767
I'm gonna insult you
and I don't wanna
talk with you.
678
00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:18,467
She's so rude.
679
00:29:18,467 --> 00:29:20,500
Yeah, the mom's
the queen of the digs,
680
00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,767
We can't go on like this.
681
00:29:22,767 --> 00:29:26,166
You give me your unwarranted
opinion all the time.
682
00:29:26,166 --> 00:29:29,367
I never asked for it.
You know, I'm just...
I've had it.
683
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:31,700
You're around 24-7.
684
00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:33,800
Because I freaking live here.
685
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:38,000
-[both laugh]
-"I freaking live here!"
686
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:39,367
I love it!
687
00:29:39,367 --> 00:29:41,000
-Right.
-Tina is right.
688
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:43,000
-Tina is right.
-Janelle kinda is acting like
689
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,567
-she runs the house.
-She's paying the bills.
690
00:29:44,567 --> 00:29:46,467
You know,
the bottom line is Nell,
691
00:29:46,467 --> 00:29:48,100
You are here with me.
692
00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:49,266
I don't wanna
be here with you.
693
00:29:49,266 --> 00:29:50,700
Well, why are you then?
694
00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:53,767
Because my husband
and my kids, my family,
695
00:29:53,767 --> 00:29:55,567
Because he wants to be.
696
00:29:55,567 --> 00:29:57,900
He doesn't wanna be
anywhere else.
697
00:29:57,900 --> 00:29:59,433
He wants to be here with me.
698
00:29:59,900 --> 00:30:01,667
Why is she living there?
699
00:30:01,667 --> 00:30:03,967
There's enough people
in the house.
700
00:30:03,967 --> 00:30:05,700
-There's mad people
in the house.
-[chuckles]
701
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,667
She doesn't need to be there.
[chuckles]
702
00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,767
I don't know why
she don't leave him.
703
00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:12,000
Well, 'cause she's got
her kids, you know.
704
00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:15,400
You're putting my son
in a position where
705
00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,000
he might have to choose,
at some point,
706
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:20,567
his mother, or his wife
and kids.
707
00:30:20,567 --> 00:30:23,867
Yeah, and he should.
And he should choose his wife.
708
00:30:23,867 --> 00:30:25,667
Hello. His wife.
709
00:30:25,667 --> 00:30:27,600
Hey, good for her.
Standing up for herself.
710
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,200
She shouldn't have
to be the one standing up
for herself, though.
711
00:30:30,200 --> 00:30:34,100
You would have thought
she would have figured it ou
before she was four kids in.
712
00:30:34,100 --> 00:30:39,567
I think a good solution
for us all would be
713
00:30:39,567 --> 00:30:41,200
get back out there.
714
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:42,767
Try to date again.
715
00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:44,700
-I do want a date.
I'm finally feeling like...
-[laughs]
716
00:30:44,700 --> 00:30:47,300
...I want to date now.
I'm feeling better.
717
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:50,367
-Do you believe her?
-I don't know
if I believe her.
718
00:30:50,367 --> 00:30:53,834
What if I called somebody
very special to you
from the past?
719
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,100
Ed.
720
00:30:56,100 --> 00:30:57,900
[chuckles] Matt.
721
00:30:59,266 --> 00:31:02,667
-Ed. [laughing]
-What if we call Ed?
722
00:31:02,667 --> 00:31:04,967
[mobile phone ringing]
723
00:31:04,967 --> 00:31:07,467
-[Ed] Hello?
-Hey, Ed.
724
00:31:07,467 --> 00:31:10,100
-[Ed] Hey.
-It's Josh, man.
How you doing? How you been?
725
00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:12,367
-[Ed] Okay.
-Hey, quick question for you.
726
00:31:12,367 --> 00:31:15,000
How do you feel about
a little date with my mom?
727
00:31:16,266 --> 00:31:19,000
-[Ed] Wow. Uh...
-This is so awkward.
728
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,200
Like, I wanna leave.
729
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:24,567
So Josh called
to get his mom a date.
730
00:31:24,567 --> 00:31:25,800
[Ed] You got me
at a good time.
731
00:31:25,800 --> 00:31:27,600
All right, All right.
732
00:31:27,600 --> 00:31:29,367
-Wow.
-[Ed] I'd like that.
733
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,900
-I'd like to see your mom.
-[laughs]
734
00:31:30,900 --> 00:31:32,800
All right, all right.
See that.
735
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,166
-[laughing]
-Tina.
736
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:36,467
Tina got a date.
737
00:31:36,467 --> 00:31:38,600
Who'd want to go out
with that, though?
738
00:31:38,600 --> 00:31:40,767
Date night tonight. Whoo!
739
00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:43,100
-Smart ass.
-[laughs]
740
00:31:43,100 --> 00:31:44,567
Oh, shut up.
741
00:31:44,567 --> 00:31:47,133
-Yeah, he's an idiot.
-[laughs]
742
00:31:49,166 --> 00:31:50,400
Clearly.
743
00:31:51,367 --> 00:31:53,367
You're the [bleep]
problem, Shirlene.
744
00:31:53,367 --> 00:31:55,000
-I'm gonna go.
-Oh, my God.
745
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,800
-Dude, unbelievable.
-Oh, man.
746
00:31:57,800 --> 00:31:59,000
-I mean, listen.
-This is wrong.
747
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:01,400
If I was Shirlene,
I would hit him.
748
00:32:11,967 --> 00:32:13,400
What?
749
00:32:18,266 --> 00:32:19,800
What is wrong with you?
750
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:22,000
Stop eating these things.
They're so not good for you.
751
00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,734
Oh, yeah, well show me how
to stop eating them, mom.
752
00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:27,533
-[chuckles]
-You wanna eat it now?
753
00:32:34,600 --> 00:32:38,166
-Cheers to the bride.
-[all] Cheers to the bride.
754
00:32:38,166 --> 00:32:40,100
This weekend,
we are in Pensacola
755
00:32:40,100 --> 00:32:42,066
celebrating my
bachelorette party
756
00:32:42,066 --> 00:32:45,800
with my besties,
and Tasha is joining us.
757
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,400
Are they going out dancing
right now?
758
00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,066
Yeah, boy!
759
00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:52,600
Oh, my God. Look at her go.
760
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:56,300
-Lori! Lori! Lori!
-Lori gave it.
761
00:32:56,300 --> 00:32:58,300
This is how she dances.
762
00:32:59,767 --> 00:33:01,600
You've gotta go like this.
763
00:33:04,100 --> 00:33:05,667
I think she's a hoot.
764
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:07,533
I like her.
I love her, though.
765
00:33:09,767 --> 00:33:14,500
[gasps] I know Chase
is not crashing
the bachelorette party.
766
00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:17,400
-Oh, my God.
-[squeals]
767
00:33:19,266 --> 00:33:22,066
With drinks. Come on, King.
768
00:33:22,066 --> 00:33:23,700
He is so cute.
769
00:33:28,266 --> 00:33:29,600
Hey, Mom.
770
00:33:29,600 --> 00:33:32,667
-I like it. I would...
I would 100% crash...
-I like that, yeah.
771
00:33:32,667 --> 00:33:34,867
...your bachelorette,
especially at this point
in your life.
772
00:33:34,867 --> 00:33:36,867
-I could see you doing that.
-100%.
773
00:33:36,867 --> 00:33:39,967
You can do it for your mom's,
but don't do it for mine.
774
00:33:39,967 --> 00:33:41,667
I wonder why
you couldn't do it for hers.
775
00:33:41,667 --> 00:33:42,967
What would she have going on?
776
00:33:42,967 --> 00:33:47,767
Who wants there fiance
at their bachelorette party?
777
00:33:47,767 --> 00:33:52,000
I would love it if you crashed
my bachelorette party.
778
00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:53,433
I'm sure you would.
779
00:33:57,967 --> 00:34:01,000
-So Liz is here and Cam.
-Hi.
780
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,667
My mom and
are getting together
781
00:34:02,667 --> 00:34:05,767
to just do like
a nice little
welcome-home dinner for her
782
00:34:05,767 --> 00:34:09,367
and have a few people over
just to kind of celebrate
her return.
783
00:34:09,367 --> 00:34:11,367
And I did invite Kris.
784
00:34:11,367 --> 00:34:12,900
Can I get one of those
small plates?
785
00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,467
Can you?
786
00:34:14,467 --> 00:34:16,600
-Hey there.
-[all] Oh!
787
00:34:17,867 --> 00:34:18,967
I'm sorry I'm late.
788
00:34:18,967 --> 00:34:21,567
I didn't actually wanna come.
789
00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:22,867
-But I'm trying
to be a better man.
-Oh.
790
00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:25,200
-Oh, my God,
this is not gonna end well.
-Wow.
791
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:28,467
Wow, I mean, listen,
he could have just waited
until after the party.
792
00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:29,700
-He didn't have to do it
right now.
-I agree.
793
00:34:29,700 --> 00:34:31,367
-That's ridiculous.
-Come on. Come on, Kris.
794
00:34:31,367 --> 00:34:32,867
-He has to be a little bit
better than that.
-Yeah.
795
00:34:32,867 --> 00:34:35,867
I mean, to say that.
Poor Shirlene is really great.
796
00:34:35,867 --> 00:34:37,600
You don't talk
to someone's mother like that,
797
00:34:37,600 --> 00:34:39,467
-Yeah.
-and you don't talk to anyone
like that, no.
798
00:34:39,467 --> 00:34:42,867
Who are you to tell someone
how they are supposed to feel?
799
00:34:42,867 --> 00:34:46,367
Like, if it's in the moment,
I'm frustrated,
I'm upset with you.
800
00:34:46,367 --> 00:34:47,867
I may say something
that you dislike.
801
00:34:47,867 --> 00:34:50,767
I don't think he's wrong
for being upset,
802
00:34:50,767 --> 00:34:53,100
but there's a tone
in which you...
803
00:34:53,100 --> 00:34:55,033
...you don't... you don't
cross that boundary.
804
00:34:56,066 --> 00:34:57,233
So my question,
805
00:34:57,233 --> 00:35:01,100
you guys went to go
check out homes
in Laurel Canyon.
806
00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:03,100
-[Shirlene] Yes.
-What's going on with that?
807
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:04,634
Who? Wait?
Who was looking at the places?
808
00:35:05,266 --> 00:35:06,634
Um, Austin and I did.
809
00:35:08,667 --> 00:35:10,166
Oh, boy,
810
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:12,266
Ooh, that was a bomb job.
811
00:35:12,266 --> 00:35:13,700
For you guys to move in.
812
00:35:13,700 --> 00:35:16,367
Well, probably,
just as a possibility.
813
00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:18,567
We just decided to, like,
look around
814
00:35:18,567 --> 00:35:21,900
because things have been
difficult for you guys
this last year.
815
00:35:21,900 --> 00:35:23,600
--What?
-[gasps]
816
00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:28,867
I mean, you're looking at me
like... you're acting like
you're making,
817
00:35:28,867 --> 00:35:32,100
like, there's nothing wrong
with your relationship.
You know there is.
818
00:35:32,100 --> 00:35:33,767
Oh, geez.
819
00:35:33,767 --> 00:35:35,100
That's wrong.
820
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:37,100
-I don't agree with that.
-I don't even think
you would do that.
821
00:35:37,100 --> 00:35:38,266
No, I wouldn't.
822
00:35:38,266 --> 00:35:40,700
That's... no, see, again,
823
00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:42,834
-you don't know how good
you've got it.
-[chuckles]
824
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:45,967
You're the [bleep]
problem, Shirlene.
825
00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:49,000
-So, I'm going
to excuse myself.
-Oh, what the [bleep]?
826
00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:51,166
-I'm gonna go.
-Oh, my God.
827
00:35:51,166 --> 00:35:52,367
-Oh, man.
-Oh, my God.
828
00:35:52,367 --> 00:35:53,367
Unbelievable.
829
00:35:53,367 --> 00:35:55,367
-I mean, listen.
-This is wrong.
This is wrong.
830
00:35:55,367 --> 00:35:56,867
-Listen, Kris is the problem.
-Yeah.
831
00:35:56,867 --> 00:35:59,400
That's what I'm...
I'm starting to realize
that Kris
832
00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,266
-is the problem,
nobody else.
-You're right. Well, right.
833
00:36:01,266 --> 00:36:02,667
-Absolutely not.
-[bleep]
834
00:36:02,667 --> 00:36:03,867
-At what point is too far.
-Oh, no.
835
00:36:03,867 --> 00:36:06,667
-At that. Come on.
-At what point is too far?
836
00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,800
If I was Shirlene
I would hit him.
837
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:11,767
-Smack, right in the...
-I would knock his ass out.
838
00:36:11,767 --> 00:36:14,600
That's wrong.
Show us your...
show us your shot.
839
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,900
Show us your shot. Ow.
840
00:36:22,767 --> 00:36:25,200
-You're not disrespected.
-Who's disrespecting you?
841
00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:27,266
Figure it out with your mom.
I'm done.
842
00:36:27,266 --> 00:36:31,367
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, He's ripping his mic off.
I mean, he's done.
843
00:36:31,367 --> 00:36:34,000
You should have ripped
your mic out when you left.
844
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,266
You should have, like...
845
00:36:36,266 --> 00:36:38,367
Was her exit
not dramatic enough?
846
00:36:38,367 --> 00:36:40,367
You... you keep going
with this one
847
00:36:40,367 --> 00:36:43,133
and it will be
a mic drop for real.
848
00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:47,133
-I will not just be
walking off.
-Uh-oh.
849
00:36:48,166 --> 00:36:49,600
You're just gonna
up and leave?
850
00:36:54,367 --> 00:36:57,233
-[laughs]
-Whoa.
851
00:36:58,600 --> 00:37:01,867
OMG.
852
00:37:01,867 --> 00:37:06,166
-Yeah.
-[both laughing]
853
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,567
There's been times I've been
wanting to do that.
854
00:37:08,567 --> 00:37:11,967
What? To her?
No, just rip the mic off
and just storm away.
855
00:37:11,967 --> 00:37:14,567
Oh, so you're...
you're in his mind.
856
00:37:14,567 --> 00:37:15,800
I can relate to that, Kris.
857
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:19,400
Kris, seriously,
that was the worst thing
you could have done.
858
00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,867
Just... you know what?
Stay gone.
859
00:37:21,867 --> 00:37:24,100
I don't think they're gonna
recover from this.
860
00:37:24,100 --> 00:37:25,967
-No.
-I wouldn't want to.
861
00:37:25,967 --> 00:37:26,900
I feel bad for Kris.
862
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:31,000
Like, if he ever
needs to talk, we can talk,
863
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,800
She's trying
to hook up with Kris
864
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:37,600
-[all laughing]
-She is trying
to hook up with Kris.
865
00:37:43,467 --> 00:37:44,600
[chuckles]
866
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,467
-Unbelievable.
-Just show us that shot
one more time.
867
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:49,667
Come on. [groans]
868
00:37:49,667 --> 00:37:51,266
That arm. That arm.
869
00:37:51,266 --> 00:37:54,467
Camilla's bringing something
to the table.
870
00:37:54,467 --> 00:37:56,400
-This is the table.
-I think... you know what?
871
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,634
[laughs] I love it.
872
00:38:09,800 --> 00:38:11,867
Oh, babe, can you pause it.
I have to go use the bathroom.
873
00:38:11,867 --> 00:38:15,133
Okay. You gotta like
number one and number two?
874
00:38:15,567 --> 00:38:16,800
Don't worry about it.
875
00:38:17,300 --> 00:38:18,500
It'll be quick.
876
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,300
We're trying to finish this.
877
00:38:21,300 --> 00:38:22,667
I'm getting... Come on.
878
00:38:22,667 --> 00:38:24,367
-Can you just wait?
-Pause it real quick.
879
00:38:24,367 --> 00:38:26,100
That's all that wine?
880
00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,867
Because you've been
drinking all day.
881
00:38:27,867 --> 00:38:30,066
-I'll be right back.
-If you're going number two
can you just go upstairs?
882
00:38:30,066 --> 00:38:32,100
Oh, hell, no.
She's not going upstairs.
883
00:38:32,100 --> 00:38:34,767
Nylah, you better
take your butt right...
884
00:38:34,767 --> 00:38:36,567
-Go down to this one.
You ain't using this.
-Oh, my God.
885
00:38:36,567 --> 00:38:38,467
So you are going number two.
886
00:38:38,467 --> 00:38:41,333
And... and don't stank it up.
887
00:38:42,166 --> 00:38:44,166
Use the air freshener.
888
00:38:44,166 --> 00:38:46,667
[Nylah] Mind your business!
889
00:38:46,667 --> 00:38:49,734
-Just turn the fan on.
-[Nylah] Mind the business
that pays you guys.
890
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,700
I'm not gonna lie, though.
She stink.
891
00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:56,000
-Yeah, I know she's gonna
stink up my bathroom.
-[Nylah] Oh, please.
892
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,166
-She smells worse than me
when she comes out.
-I remember how she
893
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:02,500
stinking it up
in the car that day,
and she was just pooting.
894
00:39:03,066 --> 00:39:04,367
Pooting.
895
00:39:04,367 --> 00:39:06,400
Yeah, she called it.
She don't fart. She poot.
896
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:07,467
She poots.
897
00:39:07,467 --> 00:39:09,433
She's about to stank it up
in there.
898
00:39:13,700 --> 00:39:16,700
-I'm ready. Yep.
-You got it?
899
00:39:16,700 --> 00:39:18,100
It's Nylah's birthday party.
900
00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:21,300
My mom is meeting
Nylah's family
for the first time.
901
00:39:21,300 --> 00:39:23,700
These moms will not mix.
902
00:39:23,700 --> 00:39:27,166
Listen, she's going
into the lion's den right now
all alone.
903
00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:31,000
[gasps] Hi, baby!
904
00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,367
-Come here, give me a kiss.
-[kisses]
905
00:39:33,367 --> 00:39:35,000
I'm right here, Shahid.
906
00:39:35,467 --> 00:39:36,767
Oh, my gosh.
907
00:39:36,767 --> 00:39:38,800
-Hey... Ooh.
-Oh.
908
00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:40,467
[chuckles] Oh, my God.
909
00:39:40,467 --> 00:39:42,800
When I walk in,
all I see is boobies
910
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:46,700
Coming up top like
under, under, under there,
under boobies.
911
00:39:46,700 --> 00:39:48,767
Yes, girl.
912
00:39:48,767 --> 00:39:52,767
Oh, go put some
clothes on, girl. [laughs]
913
00:39:52,767 --> 00:39:54,367
What kind of boob guy are you?
914
00:39:54,367 --> 00:39:56,300
Boobs are just boobs.
They're amazing.
915
00:39:56,300 --> 00:39:58,300
So, like if it's under boobs,
side boob.
916
00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,000
If it's lop-sided boob.
917
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:02,200
If it's one boob's bigger...
then I love all boobs.
918
00:40:02,567 --> 00:40:03,467
That's nice.
919
00:40:03,467 --> 00:40:06,000
That was kind of crazy
that me and Nylah
920
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,900
have been dating
for over two years now,
921
00:40:07,900 --> 00:40:10,533
and this is the first time
my mom was meeting
your family.
922
00:40:11,467 --> 00:40:12,567
This is huge.
923
00:40:12,567 --> 00:40:15,367
It's been a long time coming.
924
00:40:15,367 --> 00:40:17,166
[all laughing]
925
00:40:17,166 --> 00:40:20,166
Wow, Nylah, I didn't know
you knew any spiritual songs.
926
00:40:20,166 --> 00:40:22,066
[all laughing]
927
00:40:22,066 --> 00:40:24,800
Look, I'm a child
of God, okay.
928
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:27,100
That devil is coming out
that dress, though.
929
00:40:27,100 --> 00:40:28,400
Wow.
930
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,533
I'm just saying.
931
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:32,300
You know what?
A woman brings something
to the table.
932
00:40:32,300 --> 00:40:34,467
She brings herself
to the table.
933
00:40:34,467 --> 00:40:36,567
-She's to the table.
-Something to the table.
This is the table.
934
00:40:36,567 --> 00:40:37,800
And you know what?
935
00:40:39,767 --> 00:40:41,200
Ooh.
936
00:40:43,166 --> 00:40:45,600
[laughs] I love it.
937
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:47,367
She's going in
with ulterior motives.
938
00:40:47,367 --> 00:40:50,100
She... she definitely looks
like she's ready...
she's ready to...
939
00:40:50,100 --> 00:40:51,667
-She's ready to fight.
-She's ready to battle.
940
00:40:51,667 --> 00:40:53,100
All right. Cut the cake.
941
00:40:53,100 --> 00:40:57,166
My wish is that Shahid and I
get married.
942
00:40:57,166 --> 00:40:59,400
Come on, Nylah.
You know better than that.
943
00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:02,200
-She's got big plans, Nylah.
-Yeah.
944
00:41:02,200 --> 00:41:05,300
If everyone didn't know,
we went ring shopping
recently.
945
00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:07,867
-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
946
00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:09,900
-What is she thinking?
-What did she just do?
947
00:41:09,900 --> 00:41:11,000
This is ridiculous.
948
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,166
Unbelievable.
949
00:41:12,166 --> 00:41:13,500
-There's a time and place
for everything.
-Oh, my God.
950
00:41:13,500 --> 00:41:15,900
She did it again
at Thanksgiving and now.
951
00:41:15,900 --> 00:41:18,200
Wasn't it tell time, baby?
952
00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,000
-Taking big steps.
-[woman] Wow.
953
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:27,100
She has an uncanny ability
to bring up things
that Miss Dia doesn't
954
00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:29,166
-want or need to know
at the time...
-Right. Yeah.
955
00:41:29,166 --> 00:41:31,200
...and just makes it
very difficult for Shahid.
956
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,900
-I know how betrayal feels.
-Oh, my God.
957
00:41:33,900 --> 00:41:36,900
It's not a ring,
but it's a house.
958
00:41:37,266 --> 00:41:38,600
[sighs]
959
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,600
-After seeing these families,
I feel really normal.
-Yeah. Yeah.
960
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,266
Yeah, they're gonna be
bored with us.
961
00:41:43,266 --> 00:41:45,967
-My dynamic with you
is just nothing like that.
-Mmm-hmm.
962
00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:48,667
-Yeah, totally.
-I'm not...
I'm not against it.
963
00:41:48,667 --> 00:41:49,900
-It's just not us.
-Mmm-hmm.
964
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:52,066
-I feel really pretty normal
right now.
-[chuckles] Me too.
965
00:41:52,066 --> 00:41:53,600
[chuckles]
966
00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,166
I really, genuinely
feel like we're more normal.
967
00:41:56,166 --> 00:41:57,867
-I don't know why
more people don't like us.
-We are.
968
00:41:57,867 --> 00:41:59,467
I think I'm the biggest
mama's boy in the world.
969
00:41:59,467 --> 00:42:00,800
Ain't nobody topping me.
970
00:42:00,800 --> 00:42:03,600
-Nobody's topping us.
-[laughing]
971
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:06,700
We're all gonna watch
the first episode together,
972
00:42:06,700 --> 00:42:11,166
-and let's see if we're still
a family after that.
-[scoffs]
973
00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,567
-Let's see,
-I don't know if I can.
974
00:42:13,567 --> 00:42:17,400
-Let's do another shot to
being the best family so far.
-We are.
975
00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:20,066
We are normal. [laughs]
976
00:42:20,066 --> 00:42:22,000
-Shimmy. Shimmy. Shimmy.
-Shimmy. Shimmy.
977
00:42:22,000 --> 00:42:24,000
-Shimmy. Shimmy. Cheers.
-Shimmy. Okay, cheers.
978
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,266
I love you. Mmm.