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<i>A hurricane warning stage</i>

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<i>in effect for
southern Cuba</i>

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<i>where the eye wall will be
15 miles west of Havana,</i>

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<i>currently a category three
storm.</i>

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<i>Hurricane Charley will continue
towards the Florida Keys...</i>

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<i>♪ I'm so tired of
being here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Suppressed by all
my childish fears ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you're after me ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I wish that you would
just leave ♪</i>

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<i>♪ 'Cause your presence
still lingers here ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And if you'd only
leave me alone ♪</i>

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<i>♪ These wounds won't
seem to heal ♪</i>

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<i>♪ This pain is just
too real ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And there's just too much
that time cannot erase ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When you cried ♪</i>

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<i>I'd wipe away
all of your tears ♪</i>

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<i>♪ You'd scream ♪</i>

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<i>♪ I'd fight away
all of your fears ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And I held your hand ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Through all of
these years ♪</i>

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<i>♪ But you still had... ♪</i>

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<i>♪ All of me ♪</i>

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<i>And as you can see,</i>

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<i>the devastation in Cuba
is heartbreaking.</i>

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Bingo! David.

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I got it workin'.

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I don't believe it.

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You're an electronic wizard.

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But it's still not okay bringing
home your neighbor's trash.

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People are crazy.

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- Why would they throw...
- Hang on, Grandpa.

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This is David.

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- Leigh.
- Mm.

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You got in early.

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You need me to come
pick you up?

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Oh, no, no, that's okay.
We're already in a cab.

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I would have let you know
sooner,

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but my office has been
calling me non-stop

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- since we hit the ground.
- No kidding.

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Makes for a great travel
companion, let me tell ya.

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- Who we talkin' to?
- Shh.

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I'm so sorry, David.

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Did I forget to mention
that my grandmother

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has decided to
come along after all?

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And it seems she's been
making friends

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all the way from
New York to Orlando.

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You might want to warn
your grandfather.

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Yeah. Yeah,
I'll be sure and tell him.

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- Tell... Tell me what?
- Never mind.

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Huh? And so it begins,
the in-law invasion.

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So I'll see you
in a few minutes?

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Oh, you're here.

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Okay. All right, bye.

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You know darn well
they're not just in-laws.

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Leigh's my step-sister and your
step-granddaughter,

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- so... watch yourself
- Yeah.

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Oh. She brought Dorothy
with her.

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Oh, joy.

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- Get the bags, get the bags.
- Oh, thank you.

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- David.
- Leigh, uh...

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- It's good to see you again.
- Oh, um...

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- Right back at ya.
- Yeah.

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I cannot believe
it's been ten years.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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Would you excuse me
for just a second.

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Thank you, Jimmy.
Now call her,

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she's freshly divorced and you
know what that means.

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Hey!

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Thanks, but, um, I'm just still
really vulnerable.

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so thank you.

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What, are you becoming a nun?

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Father David, come give your
Grammy a hug.

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Please, it's just David.

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I'm not a priest,
I'm a minister.

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I work with disadvantaged kids
when they...

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Jesus Christ! You just
rolled over my foot.

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Oh, my God!

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You know
my grandfather's here?

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Oh, he is? Otis.

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It's just possible I may owe him
an apology.

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- Otis.
- Dorothy.

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- Ten years.
- Ten years.

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- Ten years.
- Ten years. Huh?

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Okay, okay, I give up.

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Say...

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You look like hell.

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You seem to be circling
the drain yourself.

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So, are we doing a hello kiss
or a lap dance

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like we had
at the wedding?

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Oh, is that what that was?

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I thought you were having
a stroke.

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Oh, touche!

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So, where's the champagne,
the balloons, the marching band?

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Oh, no, no, no, it's just a little
surprise party for Mom and Patrick

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to congratulate them on
ten years of wedded bliss.

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They're still on the cruise,
though, right?

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Yeah, they're sailing back to
Port Canaveral now.

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Uh, I'll pick 'em up
in the morning,

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and we'll be back by noon
tomorrow and ready to party.

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Oh, what time is it?

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11:15.

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Holy crap,
I'm missing <i>The View!</i>

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Come on. I'll show you
where the TV is.

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Do you watch <i>The View</i>?

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My favorite is that Star Jones.

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I don't think she's
a token at all.

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- I'm so sorry.
- So there you go.

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God's ball! Look at
the size of that thing.

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- It takes up half the wall!
- Well...

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It is so nice to see you again,
Mr. Smith.

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Oh, please, call me Grandpa.

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Quite a place you have here.

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Don't look at me.

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You dad and my daughter wanted
a little retirement cottage,

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- so they built this.
- Huh. Some cottage.

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Yeah. I don't really live here.

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I still have my place
down the road.

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Yes. That's right.

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The infamous trailer.

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- Mm-mm.
- Oh, I'm sorry, uh...

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mobile home.

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Manufactured housing,
if you don't mind.

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I stand corrected.

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So... tomorrow will be
ten years together.

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Hm. And they said
it wouldn't last.

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Huh.

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No, people did say that.

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I know.
I was one of them.

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So where's that charming husband
of yours?

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Oh, well, uh...

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we just got divorced.

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- Oh...
- It's okay.

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So what are you two
plotting about?

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Oh!

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- Excuse me.
- Excuse me. Uh...

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- This is Leigh.
- Hey, sweetheart.

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Yeah, I thought you'd be on
the plane by now.

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- I told you, Brian...
- Those things'll kill you, you know?

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Brain cancer,
electromagnetic radiation

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right up against your
skull. Mm-mm.

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- ...driving down.
- Yes, it is locked.

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Fifty years, man and boy in
the electronic business,

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- but what do I know.
- ...full time anyway.

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Well, that's just great.
Jesus Christ, Brian.

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They don't know.
You might as well

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stick your head in
a microwave.

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- Sorry about that.
- Yeah.

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- Uh, you ready?
- Yeah, sure. Oh, thank you.

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So, there's fresh towels
in the dresser,

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and an empty closet
if you need it.

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- Okay, thanks.
- Damnation sons of bitches!

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Sorry.

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Shit, Fox TV,
what the hell is this?

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She curses like a sailor.
Always has.

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Special report my ass!

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Look, don't even worry about
it. The kids I counsel...

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...Star's wedding now?

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I hear worse every day.

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Grammy.
What is the matter?

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This stupid, stinkin',
goddamn... Oh, sorry, Father...

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Shit for brains moron has dumped my
program for this dumbass hurricane.

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Well, that's because

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the dumbass hurricane
might be headed this way.

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Will you turn that up?

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I gotta piddle.

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- Where's the throne room?
- Right down here to your left.

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Hey, listen to this.

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<i>...barometric
pressure meaning</i>

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<i>it is actually
getting stronger.</i>

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<i>Uh, maximum sustained winds
have gone from 110</i>

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<i>to 135 miles per hour within
the last few hours,</i>

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<i>and most notably,</i>

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<i>Hurricane Charley
has shifted eastward.</i>

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<i>Now, forecast projections
and models indicate that</i>

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<i>if it does
keep on this path,</i>

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<i>it could very well impact
the panhandle.</i>

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<i>Now, this is a very big
fast-moving storm,</i>

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<i>so all of Florida</i>

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<i>will need to watch out for
these outer bands.</i>

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<i>One minute it could be sunny,
next minute it's raining,</i>

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<i>and then sunny again,
you can never tell.</i>

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That is a big TV.

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Yeah.
It's one of those new

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wide screen projection monitors.

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<i>Now, we expect to be hearing
from Governor Jeb Bush...</i>

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This is Leigh.

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Michael.
Oh, my God, where are you?

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You're wh... I'm gonna
step outside.

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You're where?
What?

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<i>...so let's go to Devon Lauren
down in Port Charlotte</i>

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<i>to show us how Charley may
impact beach erosion.</i>

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What?

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No. You're gonna have to
speak up because I can't hear...

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I know Ian loves his show tunes

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but could you ask him to
turn it down...

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Yes. Yes.
That is your exit. Great.

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You're, like,
two minutes away.

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I'm gonna wait out front
and I will see you soon.

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Okay. Bye.

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There's more of you coming?

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Oh. I am so sorry, Mr. Smith,
I didn't mean to wake you.

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I wasn't sleepin'.

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I was conserving energy.

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Preparing for the invasion.

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Oh. Right.

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♪ I want to climb a mountain ♪

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<i>♪ Save someone from hell ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Meet someone who knew ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ My father very well... ♪</i>
- Will you focus?

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- My dad's house is right here.
- Oh, well, don't turn.

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- It's a loop around.
- But... Well, Ian...

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- Turn here...
- Okay, okay.

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- And then loop around.
- Okay

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- Good.
- Okay

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Ooh, look.
So this is Celebration.

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Yeah. The town that
Disney built.

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God, we've
wandered into Stepford.

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I think it's kind of nice.

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What are... No. No smoking
on this trip, remember?

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Behave?

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<i>Jawohl, mein fuehrer.</i>

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What are you doing?

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Why are you opening
the sun roof?

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♪ The rain
may never fall unless we say so ♪

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♪ You may not let your dog
poop on the lawn ♪

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♪ For there's no better spot ♪

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♪ For every good robot ♪

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♪ For happ'ly ever-aftering ♪

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♪ Than here in ♪

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♪ Disney-lot ♪

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Okay, okay,
get down, get down, get down.

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People can see you.
Come on. come on.

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- Michael.
- Hey, monkey face.

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Super brat.

236
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And you brought
Ian along as well.

237
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Who's holding down the fort?

238
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We've shut it down.

239
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Oh, my God,
what happened?

240
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No, just for two weeks.

241
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We figured we'd make
a vacation out of this.

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Yeah after driving this far,

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we thought we'd see I-95
to its southern terminus.

244
00:11:35,437 --> 00:11:38,240
Translated, on Sunday, we're gonna
head to the beach house in the Keys.

245
00:11:38,340 --> 00:11:40,610
What about your practice?
What if someone loses a filling?

246
00:11:40,644 --> 00:11:43,012
My junior associate's
got it covered.

247
00:11:43,145 --> 00:11:45,649
- What?
- For two glorious weeks, it'll just be the two of us.

248
00:11:45,681 --> 00:11:48,317
I've got no one to fuss after,
he's got no one to drill.

249
00:11:48,350 --> 00:11:49,385
Except me.

250
00:11:49,785 --> 00:11:51,220
Right. Thank you for
that visual.

251
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:52,788
I'm gonna help you guys
with your bags.

252
00:11:52,821 --> 00:11:54,624
No, no, no, Leigh, I told you.
We're not staying here.

253
00:11:54,658 --> 00:11:56,458
We got a cheap room at
some pink flamingo hotel.

254
00:11:56,493 --> 00:11:58,595
You don't have to do that,
this place is huge.

255
00:11:58,628 --> 00:12:00,362
Yeah, but it's still Dad's,
isn't it?

256
00:12:00,396 --> 00:12:02,331
- So?
- Where have you been?

257
00:12:02,464 --> 00:12:04,300
Dad may be cool with marrying
a Black woman,

258
00:12:04,333 --> 00:12:07,036
but he's not so open-minded
when it comes to the gay.

259
00:12:07,069 --> 00:12:08,572
Hey, that's Mister Gay.

260
00:12:09,171 --> 00:12:11,440
I thought you two were over
that? He sold you his practice?

261
00:12:11,473 --> 00:12:12,676
Yeah, that was
strictly business.

262
00:12:12,708 --> 00:12:14,810
Best we manage is
don't-ask-don't-tell.

263
00:12:14,843 --> 00:12:16,712
I don't ask, but I do tell.

264
00:12:25,354 --> 00:12:27,223
Okay, guys,
so here's the plan.

265
00:12:27,591 --> 00:12:29,191
Party starts at noon tomorrow,

266
00:12:29,225 --> 00:12:31,393
their due to port early, so we
should have plenty of time.

267
00:12:31,427 --> 00:12:34,230
Uh, Jesse gets in
in the morning and...

268
00:12:34,930 --> 00:12:38,602
I gotta get Jesse to pick up
some sandwich platters

269
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,469
and drinks on the way.

270
00:12:40,769 --> 00:12:42,871
Oh, and there's just a few
friends coming over.

271
00:12:43,005 --> 00:12:46,208
They're told to be here by 11:30 if
they want to be in on the surprise.

272
00:12:46,275 --> 00:12:47,644
So, any questions?

273
00:12:47,677 --> 00:12:50,145
What about this
stupid hurricane?

274
00:12:50,346 --> 00:12:51,880
Uh, that's a Gulf thing.

275
00:12:51,914 --> 00:12:53,849
Port Canaveral should be fine,
sitting on the east coast.

276
00:12:53,882 --> 00:12:55,552
Unless something changes.

277
00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:59,188
Okay, so noon tomorrow, we toast
to ten years of happiness,

278
00:12:59,221 --> 00:13:01,591
and then we're out of here
by, like, 2:00?

279
00:13:01,924 --> 00:13:03,560
- I'm impressed.
- I'm hungry. Ugh.

280
00:13:03,627 --> 00:13:06,895
I can't eat cheese.
Plugs me right up.

281
00:13:06,929 --> 00:13:08,864
Well, where's the pantry?
Let me see what I can whip up.

282
00:13:08,897 --> 00:13:11,033
- If that's okay with you?
- Uh...

283
00:13:16,105 --> 00:13:17,906
You know,
we had breakfast already,

284
00:13:17,940 --> 00:13:20,209
and I gotta watch
my cholesterol.

285
00:13:20,242 --> 00:13:22,778
Your arteries are safe with me.
Observe with awe.

286
00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:25,347
No, I'll just have
a bologna sandwich, thanks.

287
00:13:25,381 --> 00:13:27,950
You most certainly will not.
<i>Excusez moi.</i>

288
00:13:28,250 --> 00:13:30,754
Why do I have to come
all the way to Florida

289
00:13:30,786 --> 00:13:32,121
to see my favorite grandson

290
00:13:32,154 --> 00:13:34,957
when we only live 100 miles
from each other?

291
00:13:34,990 --> 00:13:37,192
That's because you need to
come visit me.

292
00:13:37,226 --> 00:13:39,428
Who's your dentist these days?
Let me see that smile?

293
00:13:39,461 --> 00:13:40,963
Mm, all my own teeth.

294
00:13:40,996 --> 00:13:42,464
- Say "ah."
- Ahh...

295
00:13:42,499 --> 00:13:43,700
Hey, bunny.
Tell me what you think.

296
00:13:43,733 --> 00:13:44,867
What is this?

297
00:13:45,568 --> 00:13:47,369
Oh, my God,
that is good.

298
00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:49,539
So, I'm excited to see
your family again.

299
00:13:49,673 --> 00:13:51,106
Uh, afraid they're
not gonna make it.

300
00:13:51,140 --> 00:13:53,208
Oh, I'm sorry.
Is it the hurricane?

301
00:13:53,242 --> 00:13:54,544
Yeah, I think so. Hold on one second.

302
00:13:54,577 --> 00:13:55,811
This is David.

303
00:13:55,844 --> 00:13:57,980
- Here you go.
- I'm afraid to ask.

304
00:13:58,013 --> 00:13:59,649
And I'm disinclined
to answer.

305
00:13:59,683 --> 00:14:01,651
Truthfully, I'm just making
this up as I go along.

306
00:14:01,685 --> 00:14:03,385
Epicurean improvisation.

307
00:14:03,419 --> 00:14:05,789
So there's no chance for that
bologna sandwich.

308
00:14:05,821 --> 00:14:07,557
This is Leigh.
I swear to God, Brian,

309
00:14:07,590 --> 00:14:08,957
I will turn this thing off.

310
00:14:09,825 --> 00:14:12,194
It is like they are
the same person.

311
00:14:12,227 --> 00:14:13,563
What do you mean?

312
00:14:13,596 --> 00:14:14,963
- Hold on a second...
- I have to go...

313
00:14:14,997 --> 00:14:15,964
- I got another call.
- I have a call.

314
00:14:15,998 --> 00:14:17,433
I rest my case.

315
00:14:17,466 --> 00:14:19,736
I hate cell phones, they're like
an electronic leash.

316
00:14:19,769 --> 00:14:21,638
I love my cell phone.

317
00:14:21,671 --> 00:14:22,838
Oh!

318
00:14:22,871 --> 00:14:24,607
That's just the oven, darling.

319
00:14:24,641 --> 00:14:26,810
So, we're doing this
tapas style.

320
00:14:27,209 --> 00:14:30,145
- Why do we have to be topless?
- Very droll.

321
00:14:30,179 --> 00:14:32,314
No, tapas,
the Spanish sampler style.

322
00:14:32,348 --> 00:14:33,550
Bit of this, bit of that.

323
00:14:34,116 --> 00:14:36,452
How about a bit of
bologna sandwich?

324
00:14:36,486 --> 00:14:38,588
Of course she can use
the center as a community center.

325
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:40,824
Sorry, Gary, this has
been on the calendar for months.

326
00:14:40,856 --> 00:14:42,157
Have the councilman
give Dian a call.

327
00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:43,660
- Fine.
- Uh-huh.

328
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:44,828
- I will see you on Monday.
- All right, sounds good.

329
00:14:44,860 --> 00:14:46,028
- Okay, bye.
- All right. Bye.

330
00:14:46,529 --> 00:14:49,164
You see? They're like
a couple of gunslingers.

331
00:14:49,198 --> 00:14:51,668
I mostly just use my phone
to play Tetris.

332
00:14:51,701 --> 00:14:53,202
Sorry about that.

333
00:14:53,235 --> 00:14:55,871
Seriously, the first weekday
I've taken off in like...

334
00:14:56,673 --> 00:14:59,875
five years and suddenly
everyone's lost their minds.

335
00:15:00,209 --> 00:15:01,644
I know what you mean.

336
00:15:01,678 --> 00:15:03,979
My team seems fine,
they just claim they miss me.

337
00:15:04,012 --> 00:15:06,048
Oh, that's right. You've been
here all week, haven't you?

338
00:15:06,148 --> 00:15:08,417
Yeah, me and Grandpa.
Supposed to be bonding.

339
00:15:09,017 --> 00:15:11,286
All right, my darlings,
round one.

340
00:15:11,320 --> 00:15:14,223
<i>Tapas improviso.
Bon appetito.</i>

341
00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:15,692
Ooh, these look great.

342
00:15:15,725 --> 00:15:17,993
- What the hell is this?
- Very creative.

343
00:15:18,026 --> 00:15:19,895
- Thanks, Ian.
- Oh, don't mention it.

344
00:15:19,928 --> 00:15:21,196
Genius needs no thanks.

345
00:15:21,230 --> 00:15:23,465
The second course will follow
momently.

346
00:15:24,333 --> 00:15:26,736
Did he just say "momently"
and is that a word?

347
00:15:27,069 --> 00:15:28,904
Ian is waxing a bit
Shakespearian.

348
00:15:29,171 --> 00:15:30,973
- He's just showing off.
- Ya think?

349
00:15:31,440 --> 00:15:32,876
This needs hot sauce.

350
00:15:33,008 --> 00:15:35,177
Dad loves this stuff called
Jason's Mom's Sauce.

351
00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:36,479
He's gotta have some somewhere.

352
00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,081
Ian, where did you
learn to do this?

353
00:15:39,114 --> 00:15:41,183
One wild and wooly summer
in "Barthelona."

354
00:15:41,216 --> 00:15:44,019
I was in Spain once, 1945.

355
00:15:44,052 --> 00:15:46,388
- Just after the war.
- Oh, here we go.

356
00:15:46,422 --> 00:15:49,057
- Do tell.
- Oh, Ian, never say that.

357
00:15:49,091 --> 00:15:50,426
Nothing to tell.

358
00:15:50,459 --> 00:15:52,829
Quick trip up to Pamplona
for the bulls.

359
00:15:52,862 --> 00:15:55,364
A girl named Marisol.
What a night...

360
00:15:55,397 --> 00:15:56,432
Oh, my God, that's good.

361
00:15:56,533 --> 00:15:58,768
What happened to
your boyfriend, Tom?

362
00:15:58,802 --> 00:16:01,336
- I liked him.
- Yeah, everybody loved Tom.

363
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:03,038
Trouble was,
he loved 'me all back.

364
00:16:03,071 --> 00:16:05,909
- Now, where'd you get this one?
- Who, Ian? In my chair.

365
00:16:05,974 --> 00:16:07,877
Came in for an emergency
crown replacement,

366
00:16:07,911 --> 00:16:10,446
and then a follow-up when
the real crown came in,

367
00:16:10,480 --> 00:16:11,915
- and then...
- A follow-up, huh?

368
00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:13,348
And then a cleaning,

369
00:16:13,382 --> 00:16:15,384
and then I just felt like
I had to ask him out.

370
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:17,453
You know? Give him a chance to
actually talk to me.

371
00:16:17,487 --> 00:16:18,721
Now,
how old are your kids?

372
00:16:18,755 --> 00:16:20,055
- What?
- Your kids.

373
00:16:20,088 --> 00:16:22,224
Oh, uh, Shona's 12
and Natalie's 10.

374
00:16:22,257 --> 00:16:23,593
And don't pretend
to be interested or else

375
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,194
- I'll pull out my wallet.
- Awe.

376
00:16:25,227 --> 00:16:27,262
- I ran with the bulls once.
- Hold on one second.

377
00:16:27,329 --> 00:16:29,431
I don't know what... I don't know
what I was thinking.

378
00:16:29,465 --> 00:16:31,033
Alcohol was probably involved.

379
00:16:31,066 --> 00:16:33,035
You're using too much cilantro.

380
00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:35,437
There's no such thing as
too much cilantro.

381
00:16:36,840 --> 00:16:40,142
I think Ian is a bit mature
for you.

382
00:16:40,677 --> 00:16:42,211
He's the youngest spirit I know.

383
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:44,914
Oh, come on, you like Ian.

384
00:16:44,948 --> 00:16:46,749
He's every bit as smart-assed
as you are.

385
00:16:46,783 --> 00:16:49,318
Are you saying that your
good old gray-haired grammy

386
00:16:49,351 --> 00:16:50,653
is a smart ass?

387
00:16:50,687 --> 00:16:53,088
- I used to change your diapers.
- Once.

388
00:16:53,121 --> 00:16:55,925
So who else is sharing the joy?
Is your brother coming as well?

389
00:16:55,959 --> 00:16:57,159
Uh, unfortunately, no.

390
00:16:57,192 --> 00:16:58,628
Jaime's on a second tour
in Iraq.

391
00:16:58,795 --> 00:17:00,429
- Oh, wow.
- Yeah.

392
00:17:00,462 --> 00:17:01,564
I had no idea.

393
00:17:01,598 --> 00:17:03,566
Round two.
<i>Tapas segundo.</i>

394
00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:05,502
- Bring it on.
- Oh, excuse me.

395
00:17:05,535 --> 00:17:07,102
Man with empty plate
coming through.

396
00:17:07,135 --> 00:17:09,004
You must be really worried
about him.

397
00:17:09,037 --> 00:17:11,306
Jaime? Oh, he's pretty good at
taking care of himself.

398
00:17:11,340 --> 00:17:12,976
Right now,
I'm more worried about Jesse.

399
00:17:13,008 --> 00:17:14,443
Haven't been able to get
in touch with her all day.

400
00:17:14,477 --> 00:17:15,678
And she's in Tampa?

401
00:17:15,712 --> 00:17:17,647
Yeah, she's an actress.
Works gig to gig.

402
00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:19,749
But she always answers her phone.
I don't know what happened to her.

403
00:17:19,782 --> 00:17:21,784
Mm. I mean, the hurricane is
moving up the coast.

404
00:17:21,818 --> 00:17:23,553
Maybe she just...

405
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,588
I'll get it.

406
00:17:26,523 --> 00:17:28,691
Hello?
Door's locked!

407
00:17:28,791 --> 00:17:30,158
Come on, somebody.

408
00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:32,962
I'm just out here sweating my
ass off. Anybody?

409
00:17:32,996 --> 00:17:35,130
Anybody. Come on.

410
00:17:35,163 --> 00:17:37,199
Are you kidding me?
Why is the door even locked?

411
00:17:38,001 --> 00:17:39,167
Finally.

412
00:17:39,401 --> 00:17:42,170
Now, out of my way,
I have seriously got to pee.

413
00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:46,174
Whoo!

414
00:17:50,647 --> 00:17:52,281
- Yo!
- Danno!

415
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:53,716
Good to see you again.

416
00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:55,885
Thanks, man. Hope you don't mind
I tagged along.

417
00:17:55,919 --> 00:17:57,452
Hey. The more the merrier.

418
00:17:57,654 --> 00:17:58,688
So, where are the folks?

419
00:17:58,721 --> 00:18:00,255
We thought we were
gonna be late.

420
00:18:00,355 --> 00:18:02,959
What? Oh, uh, actually,
you're a whole day early.

421
00:18:02,992 --> 00:18:04,661
Party doesn't start
until tomorrow.

422
00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,428
You're kidding.
Typical.

423
00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:09,032
Well... surprise!

424
00:18:10,232 --> 00:18:11,568
So this is...

425
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:14,671
You know we don't do this often
enough for it to not sound odd.

426
00:18:14,704 --> 00:18:16,773
Um, this is
my dad's daughter, Leigh.

427
00:18:16,940 --> 00:18:18,575
Or your step-sister.

428
00:18:18,608 --> 00:18:21,310
That would be only
slightly less awkward.

429
00:18:21,711 --> 00:18:23,780
- Hey.
- Hey. How you doin'?

430
00:18:24,047 --> 00:18:25,481
- Oh!
- Really?

431
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:28,585
You are such a...
You know what?

432
00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:30,553
Sorry, everyone.
Didn't mean to be rude,

433
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:32,589
but Mister How-Ya-Doin' here

434
00:18:32,622 --> 00:18:34,891
has no patience for
my tiny bladder.

435
00:18:35,024 --> 00:18:36,960
- Hey, little sis.
- Hey, brother.

436
00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:39,562
Uh, you remember Leigh
from the wedding.

437
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,230
- Hey.
- Uh, this is her brother, Michael, and...

438
00:18:42,264 --> 00:18:44,299
this is Ian,
Michael's, uh...

439
00:18:44,767 --> 00:18:48,004
Live-in chef
and gladiator.

440
00:18:48,972 --> 00:18:51,139
Oh. A gentleman.

441
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:53,543
Well, I'm glad you're okay.

442
00:18:53,576 --> 00:18:54,944
I've been trying to get
in touch with you all day.

443
00:18:54,978 --> 00:18:56,779
Yeah, somebody might have
broken her phone

444
00:18:56,813 --> 00:18:58,615
when she threw it at me.

445
00:18:58,648 --> 00:19:00,382
- What?
- He had it comin'.

446
00:19:00,415 --> 00:19:02,085
You know what?
That's...

447
00:19:02,117 --> 00:19:04,087
- That's true.
- Mm.

448
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:05,354
What can I say?

449
00:19:05,454 --> 00:19:07,690
Sometimes, I'm an asshole.

450
00:19:07,824 --> 00:19:10,059
Sometimes?

451
00:19:10,093 --> 00:19:11,728
What's all
the ruckus in here?

452
00:19:11,761 --> 00:19:12,862
Grandpa!

453
00:19:13,963 --> 00:19:15,665
- Hey, Gramps.
- Hey, sweetie pie.

454
00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:17,000
What you doin' here?

455
00:19:17,165 --> 00:19:18,968
Thought you weren't comin'
'til tomorrow.

456
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,169
Wait.

457
00:19:21,738 --> 00:19:23,740
Should I leave and come back
in the morning?

458
00:19:23,773 --> 00:19:27,610
Very funny. Now, when did you
get to be so full of sass?

459
00:19:27,644 --> 00:19:29,712
Well, I am your grandkid, so...

460
00:19:29,746 --> 00:19:31,547
True.

461
00:19:31,914 --> 00:19:35,217
Hey, pipe down!
I'm trying to hear the TV!

462
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,452
What's she yellin' about.

463
00:19:37,487 --> 00:19:39,822
<i>Channels 14
and 31 special report</i>

464
00:19:39,856 --> 00:19:42,324
<i>with chief meteorologist
Carolyn Burns.</i>

465
00:19:43,526 --> 00:19:45,128
<i>Good afternoon,
central Florida.</i>

466
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,131
<i>Well, Charley continues
to move eastward.</i>

467
00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:52,669
<i>You can see the path making
a definite right turn,</i>

468
00:19:52,702 --> 00:19:57,006
<i>which now has the hurricane
tracking towards Tampa Bay.</i>

469
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,173
- Shit.
- Damn it.

470
00:19:58,206 --> 00:19:59,676
- We have to get a hotel.
- What do we do?

471
00:19:59,709 --> 00:20:02,045
Damn, who am I going to call?

472
00:20:02,344 --> 00:20:04,947
Woop. Somebody's calling me!

473
00:20:04,981 --> 00:20:06,616
Somebody's calling me.

474
00:20:06,649 --> 00:20:08,484
I'm gonna be
the last man standing

475
00:20:08,518 --> 00:20:11,386
when the rest of the
world has melted their brains.

476
00:20:12,454 --> 00:20:14,023
Come on, Danno, come on.

477
00:20:14,057 --> 00:20:15,091
Hup!

478
00:20:16,859 --> 00:20:18,161
Little help?

479
00:20:21,831 --> 00:20:23,900
Man, it's so nice out.

480
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,135
Can't believe we're supposed to
be prepping for a hurricane.

481
00:20:26,169 --> 00:20:27,235
- David, come on.
- Yeah.

482
00:20:29,237 --> 00:20:32,175
Hey. I'd forget about it.
Everything's all booked up.

483
00:20:32,207 --> 00:20:34,644
Well, we can't stay here.
Every room here is taken.

484
00:20:34,677 --> 00:20:36,679
Well, your parents won't be
here, we can use their bed.

485
00:20:36,713 --> 00:20:38,715
That ought to wrinkle
their sheets.

486
00:20:41,249 --> 00:20:42,350
How's he do that?

487
00:20:43,052 --> 00:20:45,287
Man. Why is it so nice out?

488
00:20:45,320 --> 00:20:46,956
- David!
- Oh. Right.

489
00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:49,058
I'm not so sure
a hurricane's coming.

490
00:20:49,492 --> 00:20:52,327
That's because we're on
the northeast side of the storm.

491
00:20:52,360 --> 00:20:54,731
Its rotation are
pulling all the clouds away.

492
00:20:55,263 --> 00:20:57,133
When did you get to be
such an expert.

493
00:20:57,834 --> 00:20:58,935
Are you kidding?

494
00:20:58,968 --> 00:21:02,038
No <i>View</i>, no <i>Oprah,</i>
no <i>Judge Judy,</i>

495
00:21:02,071 --> 00:21:04,006
just umpteen hurricane updates.

496
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:06,809
Practically a goddamn
meteorologist.

497
00:21:08,410 --> 00:21:10,079
- Son of a bitch!
- Well, it is nice out.

498
00:21:10,113 --> 00:21:11,379
I know.

499
00:21:11,413 --> 00:21:14,382
That is why I decided
to come outside...

500
00:21:14,684 --> 00:21:17,687
- and get naked with you!
- Grammy, no!

501
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,823
Wait, Grandpa.
You cannot be serious.

502
00:21:20,857 --> 00:21:23,493
- She did not!
- Right hand to God,

503
00:21:23,526 --> 00:21:26,796
she jumped up off my lap
and peeled off her dress.

504
00:21:27,563 --> 00:21:30,700
At the wedding reception?
How did I miss that?

505
00:21:30,733 --> 00:21:32,101
I don't know.

506
00:21:32,568 --> 00:21:35,303
You were probably dancing with
the wedding singer.

507
00:21:35,872 --> 00:21:37,740
But ask David.

508
00:21:37,774 --> 00:21:40,877
Of course, he may have blocked
it from his memory.

509
00:21:42,578 --> 00:21:44,881
I mean, I can see she's
a free spirit and all, but...

510
00:21:44,914 --> 00:21:47,016
- Yeah.
- Really, that's hard to believe.

511
00:21:47,049 --> 00:21:49,886
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!

512
00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:51,754
Uh-uh.

513
00:21:52,622 --> 00:21:54,023
Come on.
Let's play.

514
00:21:54,456 --> 00:21:56,291
- Two on two.
- Oh, I like the sound of that.

515
00:21:56,324 --> 00:21:58,360
- Behave.
- Seriously, me and David,

516
00:21:58,393 --> 00:21:59,427
you and Michael.

517
00:22:00,428 --> 00:22:02,799
Or me and Ian,
you and David.

518
00:22:02,832 --> 00:22:04,100
No, Danno.
Leave him alone.

519
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,668
- No, thank you.
- Come on.

520
00:22:10,907 --> 00:22:12,875
So, Danno.
Nickname for Daniel, is it?

521
00:22:12,909 --> 00:22:14,309
No, it's its own thing.

522
00:22:15,343 --> 00:22:16,913
- Japanese, actually.
- Oh, really?

523
00:22:16,946 --> 00:22:17,980
- So you're...
- Nope!

524
00:22:19,447 --> 00:22:20,650
- Whoo!
- Hey, hey, hey!

525
00:22:23,486 --> 00:22:25,221
Oh, come on.

526
00:22:25,254 --> 00:22:26,756
Come on in.

527
00:22:26,789 --> 00:22:28,858
Yeah, I get it.
The water's fine.

528
00:22:29,258 --> 00:22:31,459
No, thanks. Maybe later when
you're not...

529
00:22:31,494 --> 00:22:34,297
Oh, don't be such
a stick in the mud

530
00:22:34,329 --> 00:22:36,899
I remember when you were naked
all the time.

531
00:22:36,933 --> 00:22:38,501
When I was two.

532
00:22:38,534 --> 00:22:42,505
Before the world
spoiled you! Come on in!

533
00:22:42,939 --> 00:22:43,973
Well...

534
00:22:44,307 --> 00:22:45,641
if you put it that way.

535
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,816
You ought not be doin' that
in your condition, you know.

536
00:22:53,850 --> 00:22:56,384
My... My what?

537
00:22:56,652 --> 00:22:58,353
You mean,
you're not pregnant?

538
00:22:59,222 --> 00:23:01,591
Grandpa, please don't
tell anyone yet.

539
00:23:01,624 --> 00:23:02,992
Mum's the word.

540
00:23:03,025 --> 00:23:05,761
I'm just thinkin' about my
great-grandson in there.

541
00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:08,698
Grandson? Do you know something
I don't know?

542
00:23:08,731 --> 00:23:11,000
I don't even know
what I don't know.

543
00:23:11,033 --> 00:23:12,902
Here you go.

544
00:23:13,069 --> 00:23:14,971
Bologna and mayo,
hold the cilantro.

545
00:23:15,004 --> 00:23:16,471
Oh, boy.
You know,

546
00:23:16,505 --> 00:23:19,342
I'd starve to death if
I had to count on Sir Light-Loaf

547
00:23:19,374 --> 00:23:21,143
and his topless
sandwiches.

548
00:23:22,511 --> 00:23:24,480
You know,
speaking of topless...

549
00:23:24,513 --> 00:23:26,515
Oh, lord.

550
00:23:26,549 --> 00:23:28,784
Come on, Ian. Let's go.

551
00:23:28,818 --> 00:23:31,120
- One-on-one.
- <i>Mano y mano.</i>

552
00:23:32,722 --> 00:23:33,789
Air ball!

553
00:23:34,657 --> 00:23:35,691
I'll get it.

554
00:23:36,025 --> 00:23:37,960
A little help.
Is that the vernacular?

555
00:23:39,829 --> 00:23:40,863
A little help.

556
00:23:41,731 --> 00:23:42,865
A little help.

557
00:23:43,366 --> 00:23:44,367
A little help?

558
00:23:44,399 --> 00:23:45,735
I got it!

559
00:23:47,770 --> 00:23:50,740
<i>♪ I been on the grind
and I never slow up ♪</i>

560
00:23:50,773 --> 00:23:53,175
<i>♪ Haters always talk
but they never show up ♪</i>

561
00:23:53,209 --> 00:23:55,645
<i>♪ I know what's my time by
the way they show love ♪</i>

562
00:23:55,678 --> 00:23:58,547
<i>♪ Baddest in the town,
all they say is sho' nuf ♪</i>

563
00:23:58,581 --> 00:24:00,349
<i>♪ Sho' nuf,
all they say is sho'nuf. ♪</i>

564
00:24:00,383 --> 00:24:02,585
Oh, my God!

565
00:24:03,418 --> 00:24:05,554
This you've got to see.

566
00:24:05,588 --> 00:24:06,555
<i>♪ Sho' nuf ♪</i>

567
00:24:06,589 --> 00:24:08,691
Come on. Atta girl!

568
00:24:08,724 --> 00:24:10,893
Grandma,
you are a piece of work.

569
00:24:11,027 --> 00:24:12,929
Oh, wow.

570
00:24:12,962 --> 00:24:15,031
Dad went all out on this pool,
didn't he?

571
00:24:16,766 --> 00:24:18,034
<i>♪ Tell me how are we
gonna keep actin' ♪</i>

572
00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,535
<i>♪ Like it don't matter
what they say ♪</i>

573
00:24:19,568 --> 00:24:20,770
<i>♪ Tell me how long are we
gonna keep lettin' ♪</i>

574
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:22,338
<i>♪ These nayers stand
in the way ♪</i>

575
00:24:22,371 --> 00:24:24,006
<i>♪ Nah, not this time,
I wet the palm the shine ♪</i>

576
00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:26,309
<i>♪ I wet the palm and shine,
I'm trumpin' over the... ♪</i>

577
00:24:29,045 --> 00:24:30,913
Take a look at
Beauty and the Breast.

578
00:24:30,947 --> 00:24:33,883
I'm simultaneously turned on
and horrified!

579
00:24:33,916 --> 00:24:34,951
David.

580
00:24:35,450 --> 00:24:38,821
I believe your brother-in-law
is perving on my sister!

581
00:24:39,889 --> 00:24:42,692
Danno,
try not to drool, babe.

582
00:24:42,959 --> 00:24:44,427
So...

583
00:24:44,560 --> 00:24:45,928
brother-in-law.

584
00:24:46,295 --> 00:24:47,763
You two run off and elope?

585
00:24:47,897 --> 00:24:50,266
Don't start with me,
Grandpa.

586
00:24:50,299 --> 00:24:51,434
Start what?

587
00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:52,601
I know you.

588
00:24:53,169 --> 00:24:56,172
"In my day, men and women
got married in the family way

589
00:24:56,305 --> 00:24:58,240
Sometimes before the baby came."

590
00:24:58,274 --> 00:25:00,242
Now, does that really
sound like me?

591
00:25:00,276 --> 00:25:01,610
A little. Yeah.

592
00:25:01,978 --> 00:25:03,279
Mm, fair enough.

593
00:25:04,113 --> 00:25:07,450
Hey, but don't you even think
about marrying the boy?

594
00:25:07,616 --> 00:25:08,684
Truth?

595
00:25:09,151 --> 00:25:10,786
- Not really.
- No?

596
00:25:11,020 --> 00:25:12,855
Not 'til this happened, anyway.

597
00:25:13,456 --> 00:25:15,124
But, I mean,
look at him.

598
00:25:15,658 --> 00:25:17,660
Peter Pan'll grow up
before he does.

599
00:25:17,793 --> 00:25:20,029
Well, he might surprise you
and step up.

600
00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:21,364
Maybe

601
00:25:21,497 --> 00:25:23,299
He doesn't know yet,
by the way, so...

602
00:25:23,332 --> 00:25:25,868
- Know what?
- Grandpa.

603
00:25:26,202 --> 00:25:27,636
I'll bet he does, though.

604
00:25:27,770 --> 00:25:29,038
What makes you think so?

605
00:25:29,171 --> 00:25:31,574
Because he may be foolish,
but he's not an idiot.

606
00:25:31,607 --> 00:25:32,641
Huh.

607
00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:36,812
- Come on!
- What?

608
00:25:37,546 --> 00:25:39,849
Just 'cause I'm on a diet doesn't
mean I can't look at the menu.

609
00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:42,418
And besides, what Jesse doesn't
know won't hurt me.

610
00:25:42,618 --> 00:25:43,719
Huh?

611
00:25:44,553 --> 00:25:46,255
These two aren't actually
married, by the way.

612
00:25:46,522 --> 00:25:48,657
- What?
- Hound-dog over here.

613
00:25:49,025 --> 00:25:50,192
He's not my brother-in-law.

614
00:25:50,226 --> 00:25:52,361
Sorry. I just assumed...

615
00:25:52,395 --> 00:25:55,097
Yeah, well, you know what they
say when we assume.

616
00:25:55,131 --> 00:25:56,332
- Danno!
- Shit!

617
00:25:56,899 --> 00:25:58,000
Come inside!

618
00:25:58,134 --> 00:25:59,335
He's not here.

619
00:25:59,503 --> 00:26:01,203
We're getting
a hurricane update!

620
00:26:05,541 --> 00:26:06,942
<i>Good afternoon,
I'm Barbara West</i>

621
00:26:06,976 --> 00:26:08,611
<i>and we're cutting into
your programming today</i>

622
00:26:08,644 --> 00:26:11,213
<i>because we are concerned
about getting you</i>

623
00:26:11,247 --> 00:26:14,283
<i>the most accurate information
on Hurricane Charley.</i>

624
00:26:14,316 --> 00:26:16,318
<i>Despite what you
just heard on ABC</i>

625
00:26:16,352 --> 00:26:18,120
<i>that Charley was heading
toward the Tampa area,</i>

626
00:26:18,154 --> 00:26:20,890
<i>our meteorologists believe that
it's heading more toward</i>

627
00:26:20,923 --> 00:26:24,226
<i>Central Florida, particularly
toward the Orlando area</i>

628
00:26:24,260 --> 00:26:27,096
<i>and joining us now is chief
meteorologist Tom Terry</i>

629
00:26:27,129 --> 00:26:28,697
<i>in our
Severe Weather Center 9.</i>

630
00:26:28,731 --> 00:26:30,666
<i>Alright, Barbara, this is
the very latest information</i>

631
00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:32,668
<i>and, uh, we're gonna go ahead
and just correct</i>

632
00:26:32,701 --> 00:26:34,236
<i>what you've heard on
the national program.</i>

633
00:26:34,270 --> 00:26:36,005
<i>They obviously are not
paying attention to</i>

634
00:26:36,038 --> 00:26:38,707
<i>the very latest information we
have here in central Florida.</i>

635
00:26:38,741 --> 00:26:39,975
<i>They're going off
the official track from</i>

636
00:26:40,009 --> 00:26:41,577
<i>the National
Hurricane Center,</i>

637
00:26:41,610 --> 00:26:44,080
<i>and we believe that track
has been shifted right now.</i>

638
00:26:44,113 --> 00:26:45,714
<i>You can see the movement
of the storm,</i>

639
00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:47,016
<i>and just follow along
with me,</i>

640
00:26:47,049 --> 00:26:48,584
<i>this red line as it
works its way up...</i>

641
00:26:48,617 --> 00:26:50,352
<i>...then it's gonna go through
the western portions of</i>

642
00:26:50,386 --> 00:26:53,389
<i>Osceola County,
Celebration and Orlando...</i>

643
00:26:53,889 --> 00:26:55,758
I'm gonna go on-line and see
what I can find out

644
00:26:56,459 --> 00:26:58,327
Now, I told you
we need to talk.

645
00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,563
You're not hearing me.

646
00:26:59,595 --> 00:27:02,264
I hear you fine.
We need to talk. Got it.

647
00:27:02,431 --> 00:27:04,300
But this isn't the time
or place, okay?

648
00:27:04,867 --> 00:27:06,936
Weather.com
is still saying Tampa.

649
00:27:06,969 --> 00:27:08,404
You guys' place gonna be okay?

650
00:27:08,637 --> 00:27:11,508
I guess it's gonna have to be.
It's too late to head back now.

651
00:27:11,541 --> 00:27:13,943
We're on pretty high ground.
It'll be fine.

652
00:27:13,976 --> 00:27:15,277
Okay.

653
00:27:15,311 --> 00:27:16,612
<i>Damaging winds just passed...</i>

654
00:27:16,645 --> 00:27:18,047
Hey it looks like we got

655
00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,748
an email from the cruise line.
Hang on a minute.

656
00:27:20,116 --> 00:27:21,684
What is he saying?

657
00:27:21,717 --> 00:27:24,554
He got an email
from the cruise line.

658
00:27:24,588 --> 00:27:26,822
Huh?
Well, that's just great.

659
00:27:27,089 --> 00:27:28,124
What?

660
00:27:28,824 --> 00:27:30,993
Mom and Dad's ship.
It could be diverted.

661
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:34,498
What? Do they think the storm's
going to cross the state?

662
00:27:34,531 --> 00:27:36,533
Well, our local guy thinks so
and he's pretty good.

663
00:27:36,832 --> 00:27:38,701
Well, then I guess
they won't mind if

664
00:27:38,734 --> 00:27:40,369
we crack open
the Dom Perignon.

665
00:27:40,769 --> 00:27:42,204
- Grammy.
- You brought a gift?

666
00:27:42,238 --> 00:27:43,472
You brought Dom?

667
00:27:43,639 --> 00:27:46,041
I hid it in the cabinet over
the washing machine.

668
00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:49,278
Okay, the email specifically
said "no presents."

669
00:27:49,445 --> 00:27:50,646
Dom. Wow.

670
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:53,716
Okay, boys and girls.

671
00:27:53,816 --> 00:27:55,851
We're officially inside
the cone now.

672
00:27:55,951 --> 00:27:57,887
If Charley stays on course,
we're going to get smacked,

673
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:59,623
and we haven't done anything
to prepare.

674
00:27:59,688 --> 00:28:02,324
We don't have ice,
bottled water, canned goods...

675
00:28:02,358 --> 00:28:03,926
- Booze?
- Except the Dom.

676
00:28:03,959 --> 00:28:06,496
Okay, look, someone needs to
make a supply run.

677
00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:08,464
Great.
Thanks for volunteering

678
00:28:08,498 --> 00:28:09,533
- Oh, me?
- Yeah.

679
00:28:09,965 --> 00:28:12,935
Okay, sure. I will need
a car, then,

680
00:28:12,968 --> 00:28:14,770
and... and some directions.

681
00:28:14,803 --> 00:28:16,972
Uh, I don't know the
neighborhoods either,

682
00:28:17,006 --> 00:28:18,307
but how hard could it be?

683
00:28:18,374 --> 00:28:19,875
Stores. I'll take you.

684
00:28:20,142 --> 00:28:21,343
Like hell, you will.

685
00:28:21,377 --> 00:28:23,613
- David.
- Well, I was gonna stay here

686
00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:24,813
and start battening down
the hatches.

687
00:28:25,948 --> 00:28:27,783
- But sure, I'll go.
- Yeah.

688
00:28:27,816 --> 00:28:30,520
And... And we'll get started on
the battening down stuff.

689
00:28:30,554 --> 00:28:31,588
Take our car.

690
00:28:32,054 --> 00:28:34,023
Thanks. Leigh.

691
00:28:34,056 --> 00:28:36,593
Oh, okay. Let me throw on
some clothes.

692
00:28:37,627 --> 00:28:38,694
Ya think?

693
00:28:40,497 --> 00:28:42,364
And maybe drag a brush
through my hair.

694
00:28:42,398 --> 00:28:44,099
Just give me a couple
of minutes.

695
00:28:44,634 --> 00:28:45,669
No problem.

696
00:28:48,003 --> 00:28:49,271
- Grandpa.
- Hm?

697
00:28:49,305 --> 00:28:51,273
- You gonna be okay?
- I think we'll manage,

698
00:28:51,307 --> 00:28:53,209
but you might want to
put some of that

699
00:28:53,242 --> 00:28:57,547
guidance counselor mojo on your
so-called sister, Leigh.

700
00:28:57,813 --> 00:28:59,649
- What are you talkin' about?
- What am I talk...

701
00:28:59,683 --> 00:29:03,653
I'm talking about this girl
displaying all her goods

702
00:29:03,687 --> 00:29:05,955
in front of God and everybody.

703
00:29:06,188 --> 00:29:09,559
Especially your sister's
not-husband Danno.

704
00:29:10,192 --> 00:29:11,894
She's making trouble.

705
00:29:12,328 --> 00:29:14,698
She goes swimming with her
wacky old Grammy

706
00:29:14,730 --> 00:29:17,701
and because Danno's a letch,
it's her fault? Please.

707
00:29:18,167 --> 00:29:21,370
You should try using some of
that wise-old-man mojo on Danno.

708
00:29:21,737 --> 00:29:22,771
Hmph!

709
00:29:23,405 --> 00:29:25,841
And I'm just calling to
let you know the DPA submission,

710
00:29:25,874 --> 00:29:27,510
as well as July's P&L's,

711
00:29:27,544 --> 00:29:29,979
will be on your desk
first thing Monday morning.

712
00:29:30,012 --> 00:29:31,113
- Jesse?
- Yeah.

713
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,781
And again,
I do apologize.

714
00:29:33,115 --> 00:29:34,416
Have a great weekend.

715
00:29:35,451 --> 00:29:36,653
I'm sorry about that.

716
00:29:36,686 --> 00:29:38,387
Oh, I'd be a fine one to talk.

717
00:29:38,420 --> 00:29:40,590
Tasha says I should get one of
those things implanted.

718
00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:43,792
- You can do that?
- Uh... not yet.

719
00:29:51,133 --> 00:29:53,335
This thing rides high.

720
00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,075
- Ian.
- Yeah.

721
00:30:04,947 --> 00:30:06,448
- Huh?
- Yeah.

722
00:30:07,983 --> 00:30:10,452
Listen, um, should I just
try to talk to Jesse?

723
00:30:10,487 --> 00:30:11,820
'Cause she
seems pissed.

724
00:30:12,421 --> 00:30:15,457
Oh, no, that's just Jesse
and Danno, how they are.

725
00:30:15,824 --> 00:30:17,527
It's always something.
You know how it is.

726
00:30:18,628 --> 00:30:19,995
What is that supposed to mean?

727
00:30:20,630 --> 00:30:22,865
Nothing. I mean,
they're not even married,

728
00:30:22,898 --> 00:30:25,267
but they've been together
so long, it's all the same.

729
00:30:25,834 --> 00:30:27,036
You used to be married,
right?

730
00:30:27,671 --> 00:30:29,539
Until about six weeks ago,
yeah.

731
00:30:30,005 --> 00:30:32,107
For eight endless years.

732
00:30:32,474 --> 00:30:33,510
How are you doing?

733
00:30:34,477 --> 00:30:36,812
Wow. You really are a minister,
aren't you?

734
00:30:36,945 --> 00:30:39,649
Okay, um...

735
00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:41,917
I'm fine.

736
00:30:41,950 --> 00:30:44,286
I'm great, actually.

737
00:30:44,953 --> 00:30:46,322
I'm free at last.

738
00:30:46,589 --> 00:30:49,391
God almighty,
I am free at last.

739
00:30:49,425 --> 00:30:51,427
I'm sorry, I...
I don't know why I did that.

740
00:30:51,460 --> 00:30:53,262
Relax. It's okay.
I'm not gonna call

741
00:30:53,295 --> 00:30:54,963
the PC police on you
or anything.

742
00:30:55,130 --> 00:30:56,499
Well, good for you.

743
00:30:56,533 --> 00:30:58,000
Sounds like a marriage that
needed to be ended.

744
00:30:58,033 --> 00:31:00,570
Mm. I mean,
it didn't end in homicide

745
00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:03,673
or with me owing him alimony
so...

746
00:31:03,839 --> 00:31:05,974
I'll say it was a happy ending
all around.

747
00:31:06,008 --> 00:31:08,010
Oh, for the love...

748
00:31:11,013 --> 00:31:12,047
This is Leigh.

749
00:31:13,215 --> 00:31:14,316
Yes, sir.

750
00:31:14,784 --> 00:31:15,819
Yeah.

751
00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,319
You got the message.

752
00:31:20,389 --> 00:31:22,492
Ah, the handymen cometh.

753
00:31:22,525 --> 00:31:24,360
- What?
- Nothin'

754
00:31:24,393 --> 00:31:25,729
What are you two up to?

755
00:31:26,195 --> 00:31:27,996
Oh, we're trying to close up
all these shutters.

756
00:31:28,665 --> 00:31:30,933
Oh, well, good luck with that,
fellas.

757
00:31:31,668 --> 00:31:33,737
They seem to be permanently
fastened to the wall.

758
00:31:33,869 --> 00:31:35,337
No, that can't be right.

759
00:31:35,471 --> 00:31:37,072
What's the point of having
shutters if you can't shut 'em?

760
00:31:37,540 --> 00:31:39,341
To add aesthetic appeal.

761
00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:40,777
What?

762
00:31:41,210 --> 00:31:42,846
Hey, welcome to Celebration.

763
00:31:43,245 --> 00:31:45,247
Give me my trailer any day.

764
00:31:45,981 --> 00:31:48,317
Guess we should move this
porch furniture into the garage?

765
00:31:48,350 --> 00:31:50,687
Hey, I'd like to help you boys
but, uh...

766
00:31:51,253 --> 00:31:53,222
- Can I ask what put you in the chair?
- Danno.

767
00:31:53,757 --> 00:31:56,058
Oh, that's okay,
I don't mind.

768
00:31:56,526 --> 00:31:59,027
Don't expect you boys would like
the answer, though.

769
00:32:00,329 --> 00:32:01,363
Life.

770
00:32:02,832 --> 00:32:05,702
I am 84 goddamn years old.

771
00:32:06,235 --> 00:32:08,070
Served in two wars.

772
00:32:09,204 --> 00:32:11,641
Got my head busted
in race riots.

773
00:32:12,341 --> 00:32:14,544
Totaled three cars
over the years.

774
00:32:14,778 --> 00:32:16,513
And none of that
so much as put me

775
00:32:16,546 --> 00:32:18,113
one whole day in the hospital.

776
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,818
Hey, but now I've got
the diabetes and the gout.

777
00:32:22,918 --> 00:32:24,554
And a little bit of
heart trouble.

778
00:32:25,454 --> 00:32:29,024
And here lately, when your folks
think I'm napping,

779
00:32:29,057 --> 00:32:31,059
I hear talk of Alzheimer's.

780
00:32:31,628 --> 00:32:33,563
Man, if life was football,

781
00:32:34,062 --> 00:32:35,665
we'd call this piling on.

782
00:32:35,899 --> 00:32:37,433
- Which two wars?
- Seriously?

783
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:40,637
Which two wars.
World War II

784
00:32:41,136 --> 00:32:42,471
and Korea.

785
00:32:43,606 --> 00:32:46,074
And, no, I didn't see
any action.

786
00:32:47,242 --> 00:32:48,845
Not the way you'd mean.

787
00:32:50,312 --> 00:32:52,281
We were the "tan soldiers."

788
00:32:53,215 --> 00:32:54,484
I served, all right.

789
00:32:55,984 --> 00:32:58,655
Even so,
I... I won a medal.

790
00:32:58,954 --> 00:33:00,657
Let me guess.
Purple Heart?

791
00:33:00,956 --> 00:33:03,493
Nope. I told you,
never wounded.

792
00:33:05,562 --> 00:33:07,196
Saved a white officer's life.

793
00:33:07,229 --> 00:33:09,331
Least they can do is
pin a medal on me.

794
00:33:10,165 --> 00:33:13,035
Now, quit pestering me and
figure out some other way

795
00:33:13,068 --> 00:33:15,103
to shutter up these windows,
will ya?

796
00:33:15,505 --> 00:33:17,039
- Go ahead.
- Sir, yes, sir.

797
00:33:17,072 --> 00:33:18,106
Uh...

798
00:33:21,945 --> 00:33:23,480
So...

799
00:33:23,513 --> 00:33:26,148
how long have you
and Michael been...

800
00:33:26,181 --> 00:33:28,485
Roommates? Lovers?
Special friends?

801
00:33:28,518 --> 00:33:30,986
Let's just say
bathroom buddies.

802
00:33:32,354 --> 00:33:33,490
About a year now.

803
00:33:33,523 --> 00:33:35,090
He moved in
a few months ago.

804
00:33:35,123 --> 00:33:37,894
Well, good for you.
He seems happy.

805
00:33:38,293 --> 00:33:41,463
You know...
I had a gay affair once.

806
00:33:42,264 --> 00:33:43,298
Do tell.

807
00:33:44,968 --> 00:33:46,001
Sorry.

808
00:33:46,034 --> 00:33:47,504
Did I hear you got
a new promotion?

809
00:33:47,537 --> 00:33:48,571
Mm-hm.

810
00:33:49,271 --> 00:33:52,642
Yeah. Vice President of
Capital Acquisitions.

811
00:33:52,675 --> 00:33:53,843
Whatever that means.

812
00:33:53,877 --> 00:33:55,845
It's really just
a longer job title.

813
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,247
Corner office.

814
00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:00,683
Little bit more money,
lot more hours.

815
00:34:01,016 --> 00:34:03,018
You know.
The kind of job to which

816
00:34:03,051 --> 00:34:05,120
the word "grind"
was invented.

817
00:34:05,153 --> 00:34:06,188
Hm. I'll bet.

818
00:34:06,689 --> 00:34:08,825
a soul-leeching bitch
of a job but...

819
00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:09,993
I'm not complaining.

820
00:34:10,225 --> 00:34:11,861
Never.
Hey, I've been there.

821
00:34:12,662 --> 00:34:13,696
Been where?

822
00:34:14,129 --> 00:34:15,632
- "The grind."
- What?

823
00:34:15,665 --> 00:34:17,634
I was in corporate operations
for years.

824
00:34:17,667 --> 00:34:19,201
Suit and tie,
the whole bit.

825
00:34:19,468 --> 00:34:21,838
Jumping the career ladder from
one company to another.

826
00:34:21,871 --> 00:34:23,006
- Blah, blah, blah.
- Huh.

827
00:34:23,907 --> 00:34:25,173
Well, what happened?

828
00:34:25,374 --> 00:34:27,109
Did you "feel the call"?

829
00:34:27,376 --> 00:34:30,178
Well... short answer. Yes.

830
00:34:30,547 --> 00:34:32,649
But... it was more like

831
00:34:32,682 --> 00:34:34,984
I realized I was waiting
so hard for the call,

832
00:34:35,018 --> 00:34:36,051
that I was missing it.

833
00:34:37,487 --> 00:34:38,688
I'm not following you.

834
00:34:39,421 --> 00:34:40,823
I'm not saying it very well.

835
00:34:40,857 --> 00:34:44,126
Um, but basically I decided
I was being arrogant

836
00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:45,795
about waiting on God to
single me out,

837
00:34:45,828 --> 00:34:47,864
so I quit the rat race
and went looking for Him.

838
00:34:49,331 --> 00:34:51,601
Wow.
You should write a book.

839
00:34:51,634 --> 00:34:53,235
No, go on <i>Oprah.</i>

840
00:34:53,335 --> 00:34:54,704
Be the next big thing.

841
00:34:54,938 --> 00:34:56,405
Look, Leigh, I don't mean to
preach at you,

842
00:34:56,438 --> 00:34:57,472
I'm just sayin'.

843
00:34:57,941 --> 00:34:59,709
If you're miserable,
do something about it.

844
00:34:59,742 --> 00:35:01,878
You know? If you don't like
your job, quit.

845
00:35:01,911 --> 00:35:03,312
I mean,
who's stopping you?

846
00:35:03,713 --> 00:35:07,282
Excuse my expression but
you're free, white and single.

847
00:35:07,850 --> 00:35:09,384
You got out of your
miserable marriage.

848
00:35:09,552 --> 00:35:11,119
Why be married to your
miserable job?

849
00:35:14,222 --> 00:35:15,257
Yeah.

850
00:35:22,532 --> 00:35:24,934
They say that does absolutely
no good, you know.

851
00:35:25,068 --> 00:35:26,569
Taping windows.

852
00:35:27,369 --> 00:35:28,403
They who?

853
00:35:29,104 --> 00:35:30,673
Hurricane experts.

854
00:35:30,707 --> 00:35:32,609
Any wind big enough to
blow out your windows

855
00:35:32,642 --> 00:35:34,677
is not gonna be slowed down
by a little bit of tape.

856
00:35:34,944 --> 00:35:36,512
Oh.
Well, it couldn't hurt.

857
00:35:36,646 --> 00:35:37,814
Yeah, I guess.

858
00:35:38,081 --> 00:35:39,949
I can never tell if he's asleep
or faking it.

859
00:35:40,483 --> 00:35:41,684
He counts on that.

860
00:35:41,951 --> 00:35:44,419
Earlier, he was
telling us war stories.

861
00:35:44,554 --> 00:35:45,888
- Really?
- Well, it was more

862
00:35:45,922 --> 00:35:47,657
Danno prying them out of him.

863
00:35:48,057 --> 00:35:50,292
Yeah, he said he won some sort
of medal in World War II.

864
00:35:50,627 --> 00:35:51,661
Really.

865
00:35:52,095 --> 00:35:53,863
Maybe he did.
I don't know.

866
00:35:53,963 --> 00:35:55,632
Poor thing.

867
00:35:55,665 --> 00:35:57,967
These days, you're lucky to get
the same story out of him twice.

868
00:35:58,501 --> 00:35:59,969
If he earned a medal
for anything,

869
00:36:00,003 --> 00:36:02,137
it was probably for most
potatoes peeled or something.

870
00:36:02,170 --> 00:36:03,773
Hey, that's...
that's kind of mean.

871
00:36:03,806 --> 00:36:05,474
I don't mean to make fun.

872
00:36:05,908 --> 00:36:07,442
I read up on this stuff.

873
00:36:07,677 --> 00:36:10,278
You've heard of Tuskegee Airmen,
stories like that?

874
00:36:10,847 --> 00:36:13,683
- Sure.
- Okay, but 90% of the Black men that served

875
00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:15,150
served potatoes.

876
00:36:15,518 --> 00:36:16,919
The "Band of Brothers"

877
00:36:16,953 --> 00:36:18,788
didn't include any brothers.

878
00:36:19,989 --> 00:36:23,026
It was June, 1948.

879
00:36:23,593 --> 00:36:26,929
Oh,
the Miss New York pageant,

880
00:36:26,963 --> 00:36:28,798
and I was Miss Syracuse.

881
00:36:28,831 --> 00:36:30,198
I know, shut up.

882
00:36:30,332 --> 00:36:34,904
She was Miss Albany. Her name
was Wanda Jean Watson.

883
00:36:34,937 --> 00:36:38,508
Oh, I always thought that was a
perfect name for a beauty queen.

884
00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:43,278
We shared a room,
we were, what, 19, maybe 20.

885
00:36:43,311 --> 00:36:44,614
- Mm.
- Anyway,

886
00:36:44,647 --> 00:36:47,650
Oh, I can still remember
what she smelled like

887
00:36:47,684 --> 00:36:49,819
after all these years.

888
00:36:49,986 --> 00:36:51,854
Eh, we stayed in touch
for a while,

889
00:36:51,888 --> 00:36:53,589
mostly Christmas cards.

890
00:36:53,856 --> 00:36:56,993
She died in the '80s
of lung cancer.

891
00:36:57,026 --> 00:36:59,862
Never smoked
a day in her life.

892
00:36:59,996 --> 00:37:03,231
Sometimes I still
dream about her.

893
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:06,135
So, what I want to know is

894
00:37:06,169 --> 00:37:08,805
am I really a lesbian?

895
00:37:08,838 --> 00:37:12,340
Have I... Have I been
unconsciously denying

896
00:37:12,374 --> 00:37:15,078
my true nature
all these years?

897
00:37:15,310 --> 00:37:17,547
Please don't take this
the wrong way.

898
00:37:18,581 --> 00:37:22,885
But in what possible universe
could you imagine I care?

899
00:37:23,351 --> 00:37:25,822
And why does every old woman
that I meet...

900
00:37:25,855 --> 00:37:27,890
really, this happens to me
every Thursday...

901
00:37:27,924 --> 00:37:31,060
feel compelled to confess
their lesbian sins to me?

902
00:37:31,326 --> 00:37:32,762
I'm no expert on lesbians.

903
00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:34,530
I don't even like lesbians.

904
00:37:34,764 --> 00:37:36,065
I mean, A: they're women,

905
00:37:36,099 --> 00:37:38,233
and B: they're women
that like other women.

906
00:37:38,266 --> 00:37:39,535
We have nothing in common.

907
00:37:39,569 --> 00:37:41,571
You kissed a girl once,
get over it.

908
00:37:42,370 --> 00:37:48,511
So, did being "with" the entire
1951 semi-pro softball team

909
00:37:48,544 --> 00:37:50,113
make me a "slut"?

910
00:37:53,916 --> 00:37:54,951
There.

911
00:37:57,419 --> 00:37:58,588
I see clouds coming in.

912
00:38:00,022 --> 00:38:01,591
I don't know how anyone
can live anywhere

913
00:38:01,624 --> 00:38:03,626
where the weather can just
turn on you like this.

914
00:38:04,259 --> 00:38:05,962
Give me a nice friendly blizzard
any day.

915
00:38:06,294 --> 00:38:07,329
Jesse's right.

916
00:38:07,764 --> 00:38:09,899
You boys are just
wasting your time.

917
00:38:10,533 --> 00:38:12,467
Hey.
It's better than nothin'.

918
00:38:12,969 --> 00:38:14,003
Maybe.

919
00:38:14,871 --> 00:38:17,840
I've been through a half a dozen
big hurricanes over the years.

920
00:38:18,808 --> 00:38:20,576
Never had a window
blow out yet.

921
00:38:21,744 --> 00:38:23,179
But then somehow

922
00:38:23,212 --> 00:38:25,782
I always seem to be right in
the middle of that path.

923
00:38:27,650 --> 00:38:30,019
I was in Miami
for Andrew.

924
00:38:31,154 --> 00:38:33,455
Jacksonville when Donna hit.

925
00:38:34,056 --> 00:38:36,659
That was in, what? 1960.

926
00:38:37,794 --> 00:38:39,629
Your mother was just
a little girl.

927
00:38:40,630 --> 00:38:42,430
Donna was my first big one.

928
00:38:43,499 --> 00:38:46,269
I taped the damn widows
and filled the bathtub.

929
00:38:47,302 --> 00:38:50,338
We stocked up on canned goods
you could eat cold.

930
00:38:51,641 --> 00:38:54,143
Middle of that storm,
I thought we were goners.

931
00:38:55,511 --> 00:38:58,481
Boy, the way the wind howled
and the walls shook.

932
00:39:00,783 --> 00:39:02,552
Sound to me like...

933
00:39:02,585 --> 00:39:04,452
Donna was calling my name.

934
00:39:06,489 --> 00:39:09,158
Coming just for me.
Ah...

935
00:39:09,192 --> 00:39:11,194
Okay, you're
weirding me out now.

936
00:39:11,594 --> 00:39:12,829
You and me both, babe.

937
00:39:13,963 --> 00:39:15,631
Power went out,
of course.

938
00:39:18,601 --> 00:39:20,335
After a while,
it was just a...

939
00:39:21,604 --> 00:39:23,139
a big windy rain.

940
00:39:24,339 --> 00:39:25,708
We went on to bed.

941
00:39:26,474 --> 00:39:28,177
Next morning,
I woke up early,

942
00:39:28,211 --> 00:39:29,812
swing my legs out of bed,

943
00:39:29,846 --> 00:39:33,482
plop my feet down into
an inch of water.

944
00:39:35,318 --> 00:39:37,186
Looking out the front door...

945
00:39:38,154 --> 00:39:39,387
nothing but water...

946
00:39:40,156 --> 00:39:41,858
all the way across the street.

947
00:39:43,458 --> 00:39:46,495
I hear a little puttering noise
and here's a young man

948
00:39:46,529 --> 00:39:49,232
coming along in
a little fishing boat.

949
00:39:50,733 --> 00:39:53,401
He waves and hollers,
"Morning."

950
00:39:54,402 --> 00:39:56,172
And I wave right back.

951
00:39:57,807 --> 00:39:59,742
"Watch out for snakes,"
he says.

952
00:40:00,743 --> 00:40:05,047
"I seen three moccasins,
water moccasins, already."

953
00:40:06,215 --> 00:40:07,717
By supper time,

954
00:40:08,918 --> 00:40:10,553
the storm drain cleared,

955
00:40:11,187 --> 00:40:14,422
and it was all just
one big soggy mess.

956
00:40:15,324 --> 00:40:16,893
Well, this is
my first hurricane.

957
00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:19,929
You know, Ian and I have
a place in the Keys.

958
00:40:20,529 --> 00:40:21,564
Mostly rent it out.

959
00:40:22,598 --> 00:40:23,599
Hope it'll be okay.

960
00:40:24,166 --> 00:40:26,969
If this storm is anything
at all like Donna,

961
00:40:27,003 --> 00:40:28,804
you can kiss it goodbye.

962
00:40:29,338 --> 00:40:30,373
Great.

963
00:40:30,773 --> 00:40:32,041
Grandpa.

964
00:40:32,074 --> 00:40:34,243
Your great grandfather's name
was Charley.

965
00:40:34,277 --> 00:40:35,311
So?

966
00:40:35,678 --> 00:40:38,614
So maybe this hurricane
will be the one.

967
00:40:39,215 --> 00:40:41,384
If I hear my name called
this time...

968
00:40:42,417 --> 00:40:43,451
I'll go.

969
00:40:44,120 --> 00:40:45,988
Sorry, Grandpa,
but bullshit.

970
00:40:46,255 --> 00:40:47,823
You guys,
don't pay him any mind.

971
00:40:48,057 --> 00:40:49,358
He's been dying
my whole life.

972
00:40:49,392 --> 00:40:51,227
You know what? He'll probably
outlive us all.

973
00:40:51,694 --> 00:40:53,562
You're spooky old man.
You know that?

974
00:40:53,696 --> 00:40:55,331
Hurricane's
calling your name.

975
00:40:55,598 --> 00:40:57,400
Take it easy, Jess.

976
00:40:57,700 --> 00:40:59,769
We're all runnin' around here
like the sky is falling,

977
00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:01,938
this thing's probably gonna miss
us by like a thousand miles.

978
00:41:01,971 --> 00:41:03,072
You don't know that.

979
00:41:03,105 --> 00:41:04,407
Yeah, besides,
it seems to me that

980
00:41:04,439 --> 00:41:06,075
the sky might actually be
more or less...

981
00:41:06,108 --> 00:41:07,576
- Wasn't anybody talkin' to you.
- Sorry.

982
00:41:07,610 --> 00:41:08,844
Hey, don't mind her.

983
00:41:08,945 --> 00:41:11,514
That's just
the raging hormones talking.

984
00:41:11,547 --> 00:41:12,982
- Grandpa!
- What?

985
00:41:13,950 --> 00:41:15,284
Okay. Fine!

986
00:41:16,085 --> 00:41:17,119
I'm...

987
00:41:17,820 --> 00:41:18,854
pregnant.

988
00:41:21,390 --> 00:41:22,425
Oh, my God!

989
00:41:22,925 --> 00:41:24,260
Danno, come on!

990
00:41:24,393 --> 00:41:25,695
Would you look at the time?

991
00:41:25,728 --> 00:41:27,997
I must have places to go
and people to not tell.

992
00:41:31,968 --> 00:41:33,903
I can't believe you didn't even
think to mention it.

993
00:41:33,936 --> 00:41:35,805
No, I told you
we needed to talk.

994
00:41:35,838 --> 00:41:37,373
I knew it.
I knew it!

995
00:41:37,406 --> 00:41:39,108
- Knew what?
- That you're pregnant.

996
00:41:39,775 --> 00:41:42,778
You've been acting so...
so weird!

997
00:41:42,945 --> 00:41:44,313
- Excuse me?
- And my mom...

998
00:41:44,613 --> 00:41:46,282
- My mom said you were pregnant.
- Your mom.

999
00:41:46,315 --> 00:41:48,084
And sure enough,
you're pregnant.

1000
00:41:48,117 --> 00:41:50,152
Please say pregnant some more,
you know, just in case

1001
00:41:50,186 --> 00:41:51,954
the neighborhood
didn't hear you, Danno.

1002
00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:54,423
Pregnant. Pregnant!
Pregnant!

1003
00:41:54,457 --> 00:41:56,359
- She's pregnant!
- You are such an asshole!

1004
00:41:56,659 --> 00:41:58,894
And I can't believe that
you told your grandfather

1005
00:41:58,928 --> 00:42:00,796
- before you told me!
- I didn't tell him!

1006
00:42:00,830 --> 00:42:02,531
The old coot
just figured it out!

1007
00:42:02,999 --> 00:42:04,033
Genius.

1008
00:42:05,968 --> 00:42:07,136
Well, young man,

1009
00:42:07,169 --> 00:42:08,304
you just gonna stand there?

1010
00:42:08,337 --> 00:42:10,673
If I was you,
I'd go after that girl.

1011
00:42:15,144 --> 00:42:16,145
Jesse.
Jesse.

1012
00:42:27,790 --> 00:42:29,158
Hi. We're home.

1013
00:42:29,525 --> 00:42:31,861
- Any luck?
- Uh, not much.

1014
00:42:31,894 --> 00:42:33,529
Everything was pretty well
picked over.

1015
00:42:33,562 --> 00:42:35,698
- So what have we got?
- Just random grabs.

1016
00:42:35,765 --> 00:42:37,299
They were completely out of
ice and bottled water.

1017
00:42:37,333 --> 00:42:39,869
Yeah, but we did manage to snag
a few packs of batteries,

1018
00:42:39,902 --> 00:42:41,704
a couple boxes of wine.

1019
00:42:42,571 --> 00:42:46,409
Fresh veg, pasta, cheese,
canned salmon?

1020
00:42:46,642 --> 00:42:48,210
Terrific.
This is perfect.

1021
00:42:48,244 --> 00:42:51,013
We can have pasta primavera
a la Ian.

1022
00:42:51,247 --> 00:42:53,483
Years from now, you will tell
your children

1023
00:42:53,517 --> 00:42:55,851
about the night of
"Le Grande Buffet."

1024
00:42:56,520 --> 00:42:58,654
Well, okay, I guess.

1025
00:42:58,687 --> 00:43:01,690
Don't bother. He's in full
Galloping Gourmet mode.

1026
00:43:01,824 --> 00:43:04,060
He'll be sociable again when
it's ready to serve.

1027
00:43:04,226 --> 00:43:05,961
Well, more power to him.

1028
00:43:05,995 --> 00:43:07,563
Yeah. I thought our shopping
was a bust.

1029
00:43:07,596 --> 00:43:09,031
Could have brought back

1030
00:43:09,065 --> 00:43:10,866
a six pack of sardines
and a box of Froot Loops,

1031
00:43:10,900 --> 00:43:13,002
he still would have managed to
whip up something with

1032
00:43:13,035 --> 00:43:14,570
a fancy fake French name.

1033
00:43:14,703 --> 00:43:16,872
- Just keep your fingers crossed.
- Michael.

1034
00:43:16,906 --> 00:43:19,742
If you'll excuse me, I have to
play sous chef to her highness.

1035
00:43:21,610 --> 00:43:22,912
Hey, listen to this!

1036
00:43:22,945 --> 00:43:24,548
We should be doing this.

1037
00:43:24,780 --> 00:43:26,048
What?

1038
00:43:26,082 --> 00:43:28,150
Ah! They say everything
three or four times.

1039
00:43:28,184 --> 00:43:29,385
Wait a second.

1040
00:43:29,418 --> 00:43:32,254
<i>...hurricane preparedness
checklist.</i>

1041
00:43:32,288 --> 00:43:34,824
<i>Flashlights or lanterns are
recommended for every member of...</i>

1042
00:43:34,857 --> 00:43:38,761
My night vision sucks.
I want my own flashlight.

1043
00:43:38,794 --> 00:43:40,396
Where do they keep
that sort of thing?

1044
00:43:40,429 --> 00:43:41,531
Good question.

1045
00:43:41,565 --> 00:43:43,265
Grandpa might know,
but I doubt it.

1046
00:43:43,299 --> 00:43:45,101
- Uh-uh.
- Everyone, listen up.

1047
00:43:46,268 --> 00:43:49,171
I said everyone so that means
you guys in the kitchen, too.

1048
00:43:49,205 --> 00:43:51,907
<i>...is widely recommended.
All of these supplies...</i>

1049
00:43:57,413 --> 00:43:58,948
I'm pregnant.
Shut up!

1050
00:43:59,483 --> 00:44:01,016
First person that says
congratulations

1051
00:44:01,050 --> 00:44:02,284
is getting a fat lip.
Got it?

1052
00:44:02,818 --> 00:44:04,286
Good.

1053
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:07,423
Now, by the power vested in me
due to being knocked up,

1054
00:44:07,456 --> 00:44:09,625
I'm gonna go take a nap,
so keep it down.

1055
00:44:10,259 --> 00:44:12,496
- I'll see you all later. Thanks for understanding.
- Jess...

1056
00:44:13,729 --> 00:44:15,798
I knew it!

1057
00:44:15,831 --> 00:44:16,866
I had no idea.

1058
00:44:18,167 --> 00:44:20,803
- Sorry, everybody.
- For what?

1059
00:44:20,836 --> 00:44:23,139
Listen, I just found out myself
15 minutes ago.

1060
00:44:23,507 --> 00:44:24,574
For sure, that is.

1061
00:44:24,608 --> 00:44:26,108
And she found out for sure
herself

1062
00:44:26,142 --> 00:44:27,810
just a couple of days ago,
I guess.

1063
00:44:28,444 --> 00:44:30,212
She said she didn't know
how to tell me and...

1064
00:44:30,746 --> 00:44:32,314
she really didn't know
how to tell you.

1065
00:44:32,348 --> 00:44:33,649
What?

1066
00:44:33,682 --> 00:44:36,018
I imagine she thought
you wouldn't approve.

1067
00:44:36,785 --> 00:44:39,489
From the look on your face,
I reckon she's right.

1068
00:44:40,022 --> 00:44:42,925
It's no secret you don't approve
of her living in sin

1069
00:44:42,958 --> 00:44:44,126
with Danny boy here.

1070
00:44:44,494 --> 00:44:46,962
Ranks right up there with
getting divorced.

1071
00:44:47,963 --> 00:44:48,998
Okay.

1072
00:44:49,533 --> 00:44:52,034
- Well, she's my baby sister.
- Geez, man.

1073
00:44:52,168 --> 00:44:53,769
And I thought I could
come to you for advice.

1074
00:44:53,802 --> 00:44:55,572
Ha! Any advice
I would have given you,

1075
00:44:55,605 --> 00:44:57,940
- it's a little too late for.
- Just so you know,

1076
00:44:57,973 --> 00:45:00,644
for the past five years, I have
asked Jesse to marry me

1077
00:45:00,676 --> 00:45:02,144
at least a dozen times.

1078
00:45:02,711 --> 00:45:04,046
And a dozen "no" s.

1079
00:45:04,446 --> 00:45:05,814
Now she's pregnant.

1080
00:45:05,948 --> 00:45:07,183
She's pissed.

1081
00:45:07,551 --> 00:45:09,351
And honestly...

1082
00:45:09,385 --> 00:45:10,686
I'm afraid to ask her again.

1083
00:45:11,954 --> 00:45:13,523
Oh...

1084
00:45:14,491 --> 00:45:16,725
- Maybe I should talk to her.
- Oh, I wouldn't do that.

1085
00:45:17,359 --> 00:45:19,529
You don't wake a pregnant woman
up from a nap.

1086
00:45:19,828 --> 00:45:21,764
I second that emotion.

1087
00:45:22,164 --> 00:45:23,732
- Well...
- I think, um...

1088
00:45:25,301 --> 00:45:28,304
I think we should track down
some flashlights

1089
00:45:28,337 --> 00:45:31,541
batteries, maybe some candles
in case the power goes out.

1090
00:45:32,141 --> 00:45:33,909
- Good idea.
- Yeah, it is.

1091
00:45:34,410 --> 00:45:35,945
Nap time!

1092
00:45:36,546 --> 00:45:37,581
Now you're talkin'.

1093
00:45:37,846 --> 00:45:39,014
You check in the kitchen yet?

1094
00:45:39,516 --> 00:45:40,883
Uh, not really.

1095
00:45:40,983 --> 00:45:42,218
Well, see what you can find.

1096
00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:44,320
Uh, Danno, how about
you check in the garage.

1097
00:45:44,353 --> 00:45:46,188
And Leigh, why don't you check
in the bedrooms?

1098
00:45:46,222 --> 00:45:47,856
- You want to start upstairs?
- Mm-hm.

1099
00:45:48,190 --> 00:45:49,391
Just don't wake the beast.

1100
00:45:50,326 --> 00:45:52,895
I'm kidding.
Go. Go, go.

1101
00:46:12,381 --> 00:46:13,983
Don't wake the beast.

1102
00:46:14,551 --> 00:46:15,985
I'm gonna smack him.

1103
00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:18,220
Of course,
he'd probably like that.

1104
00:46:45,381 --> 00:46:46,683
Thanks for checking up on me.

1105
00:46:47,883 --> 00:46:48,917
No problem.

1106
00:46:49,418 --> 00:46:50,953
I'm sorry if I disturbed you.

1107
00:46:51,554 --> 00:46:52,589
You didn't.

1108
00:46:53,222 --> 00:46:55,324
Listen, I'm not ready to
talk right now. Okay?

1109
00:46:56,559 --> 00:46:57,960
Yeah. Of course.

1110
00:46:59,928 --> 00:47:01,897
Um, is there anything
I can do for you?

1111
00:47:01,930 --> 00:47:04,967
Nope. Just...
close the door, please.

1112
00:47:05,834 --> 00:47:06,869
Okay.

1113
00:47:15,277 --> 00:47:17,813
I found this
with some old camping stuff.

1114
00:47:17,846 --> 00:47:18,981
It's empty, though.

1115
00:47:19,181 --> 00:47:21,450
Kerosene may be on a workbench
behind my car.

1116
00:47:25,254 --> 00:47:27,990
Candles, flashlights...

1117
00:47:29,958 --> 00:47:31,661
Come across any candles
or flashlights?

1118
00:47:31,795 --> 00:47:32,828
Uh...

1119
00:47:33,496 --> 00:47:34,698
All right,
I'll be right there.

1120
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,335
Ah, so not much,
just some candles.

1121
00:47:39,368 --> 00:47:40,402
That's cool.

1122
00:47:41,771 --> 00:47:43,707
I know Mom has a flashlight
somewhere.

1123
00:47:44,039 --> 00:47:45,775
- Try the master bedroom.
- Back there?

1124
00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:46,842
- Mm-hm.
- Sure.

1125
00:47:49,813 --> 00:47:52,014
- Ah...
- Um, maybe in here?

1126
00:47:58,655 --> 00:47:59,689
Ah, something.

1127
00:48:15,871 --> 00:48:19,642
Whoa. Daddy.
You hippie scoundrel.

1128
00:48:19,676 --> 00:48:20,943
- What you got there?
- Oh!

1129
00:48:20,976 --> 00:48:22,846
You scared the snot
out of me, man.

1130
00:48:22,878 --> 00:48:24,079
Oh. Sorry about that.

1131
00:48:24,413 --> 00:48:25,648
So I had a little luck.

1132
00:48:25,682 --> 00:48:27,784
Uh, I found a lantern,
some kerosene,

1133
00:48:27,817 --> 00:48:29,251
and a big old flashlight.

1134
00:48:29,486 --> 00:48:30,720
I'm gonna give it to
your grammy.

1135
00:48:30,754 --> 00:48:32,287
Nice how you two
have bonded.

1136
00:48:32,321 --> 00:48:33,556
Shut up.

1137
00:48:34,323 --> 00:48:35,891
- I got it.
- Oh! Sorry.

1138
00:48:36,760 --> 00:48:38,795
What have we here?

1139
00:48:39,161 --> 00:48:41,564
- This is not cilantro.
- Yeah.

1140
00:48:41,831 --> 00:48:42,866
I feel like a 12-year-old

1141
00:48:42,931 --> 00:48:44,366
sneaking around
my parents' room.

1142
00:48:44,868 --> 00:48:45,934
You ever find anything?

1143
00:48:46,268 --> 00:48:47,970
- What?
- Back when you were 12.

1144
00:48:48,003 --> 00:48:50,072
Oh.
No.

1145
00:48:50,205 --> 00:48:51,641
Nothin' like that.

1146
00:48:51,674 --> 00:48:54,443
Well, I did find my dad's
<i>Playboy</i> collection.

1147
00:48:55,545 --> 00:48:57,045
- Sorry I missed that.
- Mm.

1148
00:48:57,446 --> 00:49:00,215
Felt like the naughtiest girl in
the world lookin' at those.

1149
00:49:01,383 --> 00:49:02,552
Mm.

1150
00:49:02,951 --> 00:49:03,986
Hello.

1151
00:49:05,454 --> 00:49:06,723
I don't even want to know
what these are for,

1152
00:49:06,756 --> 00:49:08,157
but we've got batteries,

1153
00:49:08,190 --> 00:49:11,393
and a shoe box full of...
nice smelling candles.

1154
00:49:11,427 --> 00:49:13,395
- Um...
- What's this?

1155
00:49:13,962 --> 00:49:17,132
Oh, wow.

1156
00:49:17,966 --> 00:49:20,737
No way!
These things are so cool.

1157
00:49:21,236 --> 00:49:23,238
Somehow, my illustrious ex

1158
00:49:23,272 --> 00:49:25,809
wound up with all the
electronics, so...

1159
00:49:27,943 --> 00:49:29,712
- Oh...
- No. Wait.

1160
00:49:29,746 --> 00:49:31,748
- It's on.
- Is this happening?

1161
00:49:32,448 --> 00:49:33,917
- Okay, how about...
- Ladies and gentlemen,

1162
00:49:33,949 --> 00:49:36,318
now we see man
in his natural habitat.

1163
00:49:36,418 --> 00:49:37,419
All right, friends,

1164
00:49:37,453 --> 00:49:39,054
this is what the natives call

1165
00:49:39,087 --> 00:49:40,690
the ritual mating dance.

1166
00:49:44,460 --> 00:49:47,029
What? The caterpillar,
that's impressive.

1167
00:49:47,262 --> 00:49:49,632
Do a little dance.
Do something for the ladies.

1168
00:49:49,666 --> 00:49:51,601
Come on.
Oh... Oh!

1169
00:49:51,634 --> 00:49:53,035
Drop it. Yes.

1170
00:49:53,068 --> 00:49:54,737
Take it off.

1171
00:49:56,606 --> 00:49:58,641
Like this?

1172
00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,710
- Like that?
- Yeah, baby.

1173
00:50:00,743 --> 00:50:01,711
- That's good?
- Yeah.

1174
00:50:01,744 --> 00:50:03,145
Yeah.

1175
00:50:03,178 --> 00:50:05,414
Now smack it.
And smack it.

1176
00:50:05,447 --> 00:50:08,450
And wipe it, and smack it.

1177
00:50:08,485 --> 00:50:10,052
Shh.

1178
00:50:10,687 --> 00:50:11,788
What was that?

1179
00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:24,901
What is that?

1180
00:50:25,434 --> 00:50:26,503
What did you find?

1181
00:50:27,537 --> 00:50:28,938
Videos.

1182
00:50:28,972 --> 00:50:30,305
<i>Michael's First Birthday.</i>

1183
00:50:30,339 --> 00:50:34,076
Oh, wow.
The family archives.

1184
00:50:34,109 --> 00:50:35,143
- Yeah.
- Yeah,

1185
00:50:35,177 --> 00:50:36,746
I wondered what happened
to these.

1186
00:50:36,946 --> 00:50:39,181
VHS's and digital disk.

1187
00:50:39,214 --> 00:50:41,049
Mm-hm. That's the stuff
shot with this thing.

1188
00:50:41,450 --> 00:50:43,418
And now we have something
more interesting to watch

1189
00:50:43,452 --> 00:50:44,487
than the weather.

1190
00:50:49,526 --> 00:50:51,628
<i>Right now in Poinciana,</i>

1191
00:50:51,661 --> 00:50:53,262
<i>the winds are
really picking up.</i>

1192
00:50:53,295 --> 00:50:55,765
<i>Our wind gage has shown us
that the winds are...</i>

1193
00:50:55,798 --> 00:50:57,199
What a moron.

1194
00:50:57,232 --> 00:50:59,802
She is about to get
blown to Oz

1195
00:50:59,836 --> 00:51:03,305
just so her boss can show us
how big and scary the storm is.

1196
00:51:03,338 --> 00:51:06,141
The only thing that has changed
in the past four hours

1197
00:51:06,174 --> 00:51:09,111
is which idiot is standing
out in the hurricane.

1198
00:51:09,646 --> 00:51:12,114
You know, no one is
listening to you.

1199
00:51:12,549 --> 00:51:13,783
Including me.

1200
00:51:14,349 --> 00:51:15,350
Oh.

1201
00:51:20,055 --> 00:51:22,592
Wow. It's really
whoopin' out there.

1202
00:51:22,859 --> 00:51:24,561
It must be one of those
outer-band squalls

1203
00:51:24,594 --> 00:51:25,662
we've been hearing about.

1204
00:51:25,695 --> 00:51:26,863
Let me see.

1205
00:51:27,597 --> 00:51:29,131
Oh, cool.

1206
00:51:29,699 --> 00:51:31,901
So, we found some candles
and stuff,

1207
00:51:31,935 --> 00:51:34,136
but mostly,
Leigh found herself a new toy.

1208
00:51:35,939 --> 00:51:37,040
Hey.

1209
00:51:37,072 --> 00:51:38,173
Ladies and gentlemen,

1210
00:51:38,206 --> 00:51:40,643
my first experience
with boxed wine.

1211
00:51:40,677 --> 00:51:42,912
It'll probably be your last,
darling. Huh.

1212
00:51:42,946 --> 00:51:46,415
Say hi to the camera,
bubby.

1213
00:51:46,849 --> 00:51:48,585
- How was your nap?
- Okay.

1214
00:51:49,018 --> 00:51:51,119
You guys, come on,
we're making memories.

1215
00:51:51,688 --> 00:51:53,221
- Say "hi."
- Huuuu!

1216
00:51:53,255 --> 00:51:54,824
One big happy family.

1217
00:51:54,857 --> 00:51:56,059
It look like
Ian got something to say.

1218
00:51:56,091 --> 00:51:57,426
<i>Madames et monsieurs,</i>

1219
00:51:57,459 --> 00:52:00,095
dinner is served in
the main dining room

1220
00:52:00,128 --> 00:52:02,765
Come and get it!

1221
00:52:02,799 --> 00:52:04,601
- Let's eat, I'm ready.
- I am down to eat.

1222
00:52:04,634 --> 00:52:05,902
Come on, Grandpa,
let's eat.

1223
00:52:06,134 --> 00:52:07,604
I'm not hungry.

1224
00:52:07,637 --> 00:52:09,137
Ah, come on,
it smells great.

1225
00:52:09,371 --> 00:52:10,640
Hey, baby,
feeling better?

1226
00:52:10,740 --> 00:52:13,076
No.
And don't call me baby.

1227
00:52:13,108 --> 00:52:14,611
- Aww...
- I mean it.

1228
00:52:14,744 --> 00:52:15,945
David, let me help you
with Grandpa.

1229
00:52:15,979 --> 00:52:17,614
Yeah. Can you get
an extra chair

1230
00:52:17,647 --> 00:52:18,681
and put it in the dining room?

1231
00:52:19,214 --> 00:52:20,182
- Yeah.
- Come on, gorgeous.

1232
00:52:20,215 --> 00:52:21,517
I'll walk you in.

1233
00:52:21,551 --> 00:52:23,920
Hey, you're already in the will,
kid, lighten up.

1234
00:52:23,953 --> 00:52:25,521
Better not forget me
in that will.

1235
00:52:25,555 --> 00:52:26,889
Now, you better get that
out of my face

1236
00:52:26,923 --> 00:52:28,758
or you're gonna end
up wearing it as a hat.

1237
00:52:29,124 --> 00:52:30,158
Hey!

1238
00:52:39,936 --> 00:52:41,938
I love this song.

1239
00:52:42,505 --> 00:52:44,741
Turn it up!

1240
00:52:44,774 --> 00:52:47,877
<i>♪ Hell is the rhythm
you've been on ♪</i>

1241
00:52:47,910 --> 00:52:50,780
<i>♪ All the walls
are closin' in ♪</i>

1242
00:52:52,081 --> 00:52:54,817
<i>♪ Oh, the nights
feel so dark ♪</i>

1243
00:52:54,851 --> 00:52:57,520
<i>♪ And your patience
is growin' thin ♪</i>

1244
00:52:59,856 --> 00:53:02,125
<i>♪ There's no
warning signs ♪</i>

1245
00:53:02,157 --> 00:53:04,961
<i>♪ When your life
comes so fast ♪</i>

1246
00:53:07,030 --> 00:53:09,065
<i>♪ And these are
dark days here ♪</i>

1247
00:53:09,098 --> 00:53:12,167
<i>♪ But you know
they never last ♪</i>

1248
00:53:12,200 --> 00:53:15,270
<i>♪ And I said ohh... ♪</i>

1249
00:53:15,303 --> 00:53:19,075
<i>♪ Am I gonna find
a way back home ♪</i>

1250
00:53:22,945 --> 00:53:24,981
I could mud wrestle
my grandmother

1251
00:53:25,014 --> 00:53:26,448
for some fresh Parmesan.

1252
00:53:28,216 --> 00:53:30,252
So I get the feeling that
life with Ian

1253
00:53:30,285 --> 00:53:31,754
is one big cabaret.

1254
00:53:31,788 --> 00:53:32,922
Not really.

1255
00:53:32,955 --> 00:53:34,691
He's just showing off
for you guys.

1256
00:53:34,724 --> 00:53:36,592
Well, he puts on
quite a show.

1257
00:53:37,994 --> 00:53:39,595
Aren't you going to eat?

1258
00:53:39,629 --> 00:53:41,564
I'm really not hungry.

1259
00:53:42,464 --> 00:53:43,966
What the hell is this?

1260
00:53:44,000 --> 00:53:46,201
How should I know?
It's tasty, though.

1261
00:53:46,736 --> 00:53:47,870
Hm.

1262
00:53:47,904 --> 00:53:49,371
Of course, I'd eat
poop on a platter

1263
00:53:49,404 --> 00:53:50,707
if the gravy was warm.

1264
00:53:51,641 --> 00:53:53,843
You really are a thoroughly
unpleasant old woman,

1265
00:53:53,876 --> 00:53:54,944
- do you know that?
- Hm!

1266
00:53:57,680 --> 00:53:59,214
I want you to know
I heard you earlier.

1267
00:53:59,247 --> 00:54:00,415
You were right.

1268
00:54:01,017 --> 00:54:02,752
We, uh...

1269
00:54:03,019 --> 00:54:04,721
I really have been
misjudging you.

1270
00:54:04,754 --> 00:54:06,756
And I, for one, apologize.

1271
00:54:08,524 --> 00:54:10,793
It's no biggie.
I'm used to it.

1272
00:54:10,927 --> 00:54:12,929
Nobody can take this face
seriously.

1273
00:54:14,329 --> 00:54:15,397
Including your sister.

1274
00:54:16,499 --> 00:54:18,201
Well, have a little faith.

1275
00:54:18,366 --> 00:54:19,569
She'll come around.

1276
00:54:19,936 --> 00:54:20,970
Thanks, man.

1277
00:54:21,904 --> 00:54:23,305
Of course,

1278
00:54:23,338 --> 00:54:25,340
it might help if you
kept a little more distance

1279
00:54:25,373 --> 00:54:26,976
between you and Leigh.
Hm?

1280
00:54:28,343 --> 00:54:29,411
Roger that.

1281
00:54:29,512 --> 00:54:31,080
You know there's nothing
going on between

1282
00:54:31,114 --> 00:54:32,615
Leigh and Danno,
don't you?

1283
00:54:33,116 --> 00:54:34,249
I guess.

1284
00:54:34,282 --> 00:54:36,018
I don't want to
talk about it, though.

1285
00:54:36,052 --> 00:54:37,153
- Yeah, that's cool.
- How is everything?

1286
00:54:37,186 --> 00:54:38,721
Can I get you anything?

1287
00:54:38,755 --> 00:54:41,190
You think you can care up some
club soda or some Sprite?

1288
00:54:41,224 --> 00:54:42,759
- I shall see what I can do.
- Thanks.

1289
00:54:42,792 --> 00:54:44,227
Thanks, sweetie.
You're a prince.

1290
00:54:44,259 --> 00:54:46,394
Ooh! I've been demoted.
This morning, I was a queen.

1291
00:54:47,930 --> 00:54:49,232
I love him.

1292
00:54:49,966 --> 00:54:51,000
Hey.

1293
00:54:51,768 --> 00:54:52,802
This is all right.

1294
00:54:53,236 --> 00:54:56,506
I told you.
They can all cook.

1295
00:54:57,140 --> 00:54:59,175
Do you ever
listen to yourself? Huh?

1296
00:54:59,575 --> 00:55:02,410
And I suppose all black men
"gots rhythm."

1297
00:55:03,479 --> 00:55:05,248
In my experience...

1298
00:55:05,815 --> 00:55:06,849
sure.

1299
00:55:08,283 --> 00:55:10,285
I give up.

1300
00:55:10,620 --> 00:55:13,990
So, any words of wisdom for
living with the pregnant?

1301
00:55:14,490 --> 00:55:16,458
For you two?
Learn to duck.

1302
00:55:16,793 --> 00:55:17,827
No kidding.

1303
00:55:18,293 --> 00:55:19,962
When Tasha was pregnant
with Natalie,

1304
00:55:19,996 --> 00:55:21,964
one morning, while I'm minding
my own business,

1305
00:55:21,998 --> 00:55:24,233
eating breakfast,
she rubs her belly,

1306
00:55:24,267 --> 00:55:26,468
gets this
disgusted look on her face

1307
00:55:26,502 --> 00:55:28,638
and says,
"My God, I'm so fat."

1308
00:55:28,671 --> 00:55:31,107
- What'd you say?
- Are you kidding?

1309
00:55:31,174 --> 00:55:32,875
Wild horses couldn't drag
a word out of me.

1310
00:55:32,909 --> 00:55:34,544
Ha!

1311
00:55:34,577 --> 00:55:37,312
Which did not prevent her from
telling me to shut up anyway,

1312
00:55:37,345 --> 00:55:38,648
bursting into tears,

1313
00:55:38,681 --> 00:55:40,149
knocking her breakfast
off the table,

1314
00:55:40,183 --> 00:55:41,217
and storming off.

1315
00:55:42,652 --> 00:55:44,020
- Wow.
- True story.

1316
00:55:45,621 --> 00:55:47,924
- You okay?
- I'm fine.

1317
00:55:47,957 --> 00:55:50,325
I'd kill for a big bloody steak
right now.

1318
00:55:50,358 --> 00:55:52,295
But then again,
I'd probably eat two bites

1319
00:55:52,327 --> 00:55:53,496
and then go lay back down.

1320
00:55:53,529 --> 00:55:55,998
Grr, here you are, Madame.

1321
00:55:56,032 --> 00:55:59,268
It has some bubbles,
it may be a little bit flat.

1322
00:55:59,302 --> 00:56:01,504
- It's perfect.
- You know, I happen to know

1323
00:56:01,537 --> 00:56:04,307
we have both ice cream and
pickles if you want them.

1324
00:56:04,339 --> 00:56:06,509
You know,
my mom actually swears

1325
00:56:06,542 --> 00:56:08,978
she ate that when she was
pregnant with me. Yuck!

1326
00:56:09,011 --> 00:56:11,681
No, I don't know, that actually
sounds kinda good.

1327
00:56:12,315 --> 00:56:13,348
Maybe I'm pregnant.

1328
00:56:13,482 --> 00:56:15,885
Ian.

1329
00:56:16,853 --> 00:56:18,420
- Leigh.
- Yeah.

1330
00:56:18,688 --> 00:56:21,190
I think I speak for everyone
when I say

1331
00:56:21,224 --> 00:56:23,993
sit down and eat. Hm?

1332
00:56:24,961 --> 00:56:26,963
He told her!

1333
00:56:29,065 --> 00:56:32,602
<i>♪ Why can't we
let this go? ♪</i>

1334
00:56:32,635 --> 00:56:36,272
<i>♪ Why can't we
let this go-o-o ♪</i>

1335
00:56:36,305 --> 00:56:39,441
<i>♪ Why can't we
let this go ♪</i>

1336
00:56:39,474 --> 00:56:41,611
<i>♪ Tonight? ♪</i>

1337
00:56:55,691 --> 00:56:57,693
<i>Right now, those of
you in the Celebration area</i>

1338
00:56:57,727 --> 00:56:59,996
<i>are experiencing clear skies
and calm winds.</i>

1339
00:57:00,029 --> 00:57:01,998
<i>As you can see, rain bands
at any moment</i>

1340
00:57:02,031 --> 00:57:03,966
<i>could hit with some pretty
strong thunderstorms...</i>

1341
00:57:04,000 --> 00:57:05,568
Oh! Sorry.

1342
00:57:05,935 --> 00:57:07,203
Still intact.

1343
00:57:07,236 --> 00:57:08,537
<i>...Charley moves
across the county.</i>

1344
00:57:09,005 --> 00:57:11,974
Uh, look,
we've got a movie!

1345
00:57:14,243 --> 00:57:16,012
Come on!

1346
00:57:16,045 --> 00:57:18,614
- What'd you do?
- What's wrong with this TV?

1347
00:57:18,915 --> 00:57:19,949
Cable's out.

1348
00:57:20,182 --> 00:57:21,217
Who cares?

1349
00:57:21,751 --> 00:57:23,085
You know...

1350
00:57:23,352 --> 00:57:25,420
we can watch those videos
that we found.

1351
00:57:25,453 --> 00:57:26,856
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?

1352
00:57:26,889 --> 00:57:28,357
Yes.

1353
00:57:28,391 --> 00:57:30,293
Ooh, let's see.

1354
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:33,763
What are we lookin' at?

1355
00:57:34,630 --> 00:57:35,898
Home movies.

1356
00:57:42,939 --> 00:57:44,907
My God!

1357
00:57:47,576 --> 00:57:49,712
Look at that little skippy run.

1358
00:57:49,745 --> 00:57:52,048
That's why
I call him Bunny.

1359
00:57:53,950 --> 00:57:56,118
Oh, my God.
So cute.

1360
00:57:57,153 --> 00:57:59,388
Where did you find this?

1361
00:57:59,422 --> 00:58:01,123
- What are you singing?
- <i>The Greatest Love Of All.</i>

1362
00:58:01,157 --> 00:58:02,258
You're gonna have to
sing later.

1363
00:58:02,291 --> 00:58:03,926
Oh, she's so intense.

1364
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:06,295
Oh, she has a message
to share.

1365
00:58:06,329 --> 00:58:08,264
Bunny? Really?

1366
00:58:08,297 --> 00:58:09,532
Yes. I think it's sweet.

1367
00:58:09,565 --> 00:58:11,267
You don't have
a pet name for Jesse?

1368
00:58:11,300 --> 00:58:13,502
I do but she'd kill me
if I told you.

1369
00:58:14,170 --> 00:58:15,571
Man, it's past 11:00.

1370
00:58:15,604 --> 00:58:17,306
Time flies when you're
incarcerated.

1371
00:58:17,340 --> 00:58:19,041
Why don't you go join
the others?

1372
00:58:19,075 --> 00:58:21,444
- I can finish up here.
- Ah, no, thanks.

1373
00:58:21,510 --> 00:58:24,213
I'm no more part of this so-called
family than you are, mate.

1374
00:58:25,915 --> 00:58:27,616
Uh... that didn't
come out right.

1375
00:58:27,984 --> 00:58:29,785
No worries. Excuse me
a tick, will you?

1376
00:58:36,359 --> 00:58:37,393
Shh...

1377
00:58:38,427 --> 00:58:39,929
Why all the sneaking around?

1378
00:58:39,962 --> 00:58:41,897
I'm supposed to be on the
nicotine wagon this weekend.

1379
00:58:42,131 --> 00:58:43,532
Just being naughty.

1380
00:58:44,800 --> 00:58:46,502
I take it Michael
doesn't approve?

1381
00:58:46,836 --> 00:58:48,070
Oh, I don't either, really.

1382
00:58:48,104 --> 00:58:49,171
Bad for the veneers,
among other things.

1383
00:58:50,006 --> 00:58:51,841
At home, I really have
mostly quit.

1384
00:58:52,641 --> 00:58:53,976
So you're not a practitioner?

1385
00:58:55,144 --> 00:58:57,046
Huh? Oh, no, I, um...

1386
00:58:58,147 --> 00:59:00,484
I never took it up but
Jesse smokes a little

1387
00:59:00,516 --> 00:59:01,550
Oh.

1388
00:59:01,951 --> 00:59:03,185
That won't do now,
will it?

1389
00:59:04,120 --> 00:59:06,088
- I never thought of that.
- Well...

1390
00:59:06,122 --> 00:59:07,990
- You two seem to be bonding.
- Yes.

1391
00:59:08,024 --> 00:59:09,925
We're the outlaw in-laws,
so to speak.

1392
00:59:10,359 --> 00:59:11,694
Home movies over already?

1393
00:59:11,727 --> 00:59:13,162
Oh, we're just trying to
rig up the camera

1394
00:59:13,195 --> 00:59:14,563
so we can watch some
of the new stuff.

1395
00:59:14,730 --> 00:59:15,898
I think we got it.

1396
00:59:16,232 --> 00:59:17,266
Coming?

1397
00:59:17,501 --> 00:59:19,001
- After you.
- After you.

1398
00:59:20,636 --> 00:59:21,937
You rewound it
all the way back, yeah?

1399
00:59:21,971 --> 00:59:23,606
- Yeah, yeah.
- Okay. Plug this in for me.

1400
00:59:23,639 --> 00:59:24,940
What is taking so long?

1401
00:59:24,974 --> 00:59:26,609
- Um...
- Michael.

1402
00:59:26,642 --> 00:59:27,843
- I hope it's worth the wait.
- Michael

1403
00:59:27,877 --> 00:59:29,145
Will you come plug this in
for me please?

1404
00:59:29,178 --> 00:59:30,379
- It's right here, right?
- No, it's this one.

1405
00:59:30,413 --> 00:59:32,348
- What? What am I doing?
- The RCA in...

1406
00:59:36,652 --> 00:59:38,020
I hope this works.

1407
00:59:40,056 --> 00:59:42,526
Guys, guys. Yes!

1408
00:59:42,558 --> 00:59:43,993
Here we go.

1409
00:59:46,762 --> 00:59:47,963
What... What...

1410
00:59:49,365 --> 00:59:50,534
That's not...

1411
00:59:55,037 --> 00:59:57,907
Oh. My. God!

1412
00:59:58,007 --> 01:00:00,076
Our parents made a sex tape?

1413
01:00:00,109 --> 01:00:02,512
I always thought
Patrick was camera shy.

1414
01:00:02,546 --> 01:00:03,846
- Eww!
- Turn it off, turn if off.

1415
01:00:03,879 --> 01:00:05,414
Turn it off,
turn him off!

1416
01:00:06,582 --> 01:00:07,750
Sorry, guys.

1417
01:00:08,384 --> 01:00:09,885
- David, turn it off.
- I'm trying.

1418
01:00:09,919 --> 01:00:10,986
Turn it off!

1419
01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:12,855
What is...

1420
01:00:12,888 --> 01:00:14,156
My bad!

1421
01:00:14,558 --> 01:00:16,158
More wine.

1422
01:00:16,192 --> 01:00:17,993
- I need a big one of those.
- Good idea.

1423
01:00:18,027 --> 01:00:20,229
You big pervert!

1424
01:00:20,262 --> 01:00:21,297
Wow.

1425
01:00:23,933 --> 01:00:25,901
- What you got there?
- Ahh!

1426
01:00:28,804 --> 01:00:30,507
And here we see
the consequences of

1427
01:00:30,540 --> 01:00:32,007
an unresolved
drinking problem.

1428
01:00:32,041 --> 01:00:34,043
Hey, these wine boxes
are tricky.

1429
01:00:34,076 --> 01:00:36,045
Mm, right. You know,
everybody knows

1430
01:00:36,078 --> 01:00:38,447
that if you're too drunk to
pour yourself another,

1431
01:00:38,482 --> 01:00:40,015
the bar should probably
be closed.

1432
01:00:40,049 --> 01:00:42,351
- Yeah? Close this.
- Oh! Oo-ah!

1433
01:00:42,384 --> 01:00:44,120
Gross.

1434
01:00:44,286 --> 01:00:46,422
- Ow! Hey, watch it!
- Uh-huh.

1435
01:00:46,822 --> 01:00:48,558
- Hey, be careful.
- Locker room rules, baby.

1436
01:00:48,592 --> 01:00:49,625
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1437
01:00:49,658 --> 01:00:51,393
- Come on, gimme that.
- Ooh!

1438
01:00:51,427 --> 01:00:53,028
Eww!

1439
01:00:54,830 --> 01:00:55,865
Nice.

1440
01:00:57,299 --> 01:00:59,101
- Jess. Jess.
- Don't talk to me.

1441
01:01:01,070 --> 01:01:02,671
Hey. Baby.

1442
01:01:03,405 --> 01:01:05,609
Jess. Jess, come on.

1443
01:01:05,941 --> 01:01:07,309
It's just... Uh...

1444
01:01:09,912 --> 01:01:10,946
Fuck.

1445
01:01:13,949 --> 01:01:15,151
Hey.

1446
01:01:15,951 --> 01:01:17,319
You know those are bad for
the baby, right?

1447
01:01:17,353 --> 01:01:18,921
That's right.

1448
01:01:18,954 --> 01:01:21,491
Our kid's not even born yet and
I'm already a bad mother.

1449
01:01:22,858 --> 01:01:24,460
What the hell is going on
with you?

1450
01:01:25,127 --> 01:01:26,762
Oh, gee,
I don't know, Danno.

1451
01:01:26,795 --> 01:01:29,465
Maybe it's the fact that
the father of my child

1452
01:01:29,499 --> 01:01:31,834
can't seem to keep his eyes off
my step-sister.

1453
01:01:32,368 --> 01:01:35,337
This just screams old Danno
all over again.

1454
01:01:36,005 --> 01:01:37,740
Old Danno? Huh.

1455
01:01:38,774 --> 01:01:40,743
So you're saying that
all the effort,

1456
01:01:40,776 --> 01:01:43,078
all the progress that
I've made is just...

1457
01:01:43,879 --> 01:01:46,815
erased because... I had
a little fun with Leigh?

1458
01:01:47,016 --> 01:01:49,251
Oh, right.
A little fun?

1459
01:01:49,685 --> 01:01:51,621
You two playing
a game of grab ass,

1460
01:01:51,655 --> 01:01:53,722
and God knows what you were
doing in my mom's bedroom.

1461
01:01:55,157 --> 01:01:58,027
Like I said,
classic Danno.

1462
01:01:59,128 --> 01:02:02,599
You have no idea how alone
I've felt these past two months.

1463
01:02:02,831 --> 01:02:05,234
Oh, you felt alone?

1464
01:02:05,569 --> 01:02:07,436
Let's pay no attention to
the fact that

1465
01:02:07,469 --> 01:02:09,506
you... you hid your pregnancy
from me.

1466
01:02:10,039 --> 01:02:12,274
You pushed me away...
you pushed me away,

1467
01:02:12,308 --> 01:02:13,677
and I don't know why.

1468
01:02:13,709 --> 01:02:15,110
Because you're an asshole.

1469
01:02:15,545 --> 01:02:17,313
- Goddamn it.
- What are you doing?

1470
01:02:17,346 --> 01:02:19,482
I'm leaving. Let go.
You're hurting me!

1471
01:02:19,516 --> 01:02:20,883
You're not going anywhere,
there's a hurricane.

1472
01:02:20,916 --> 01:02:22,117
- So what?
- Jess!

1473
01:02:22,151 --> 01:02:23,385
Don't touch me!

1474
01:02:24,019 --> 01:02:26,556
Fine!
I'll go touch Leigh instead!

1475
01:02:29,492 --> 01:02:30,759
Goddamn it, Jesse.

1476
01:02:31,661 --> 01:02:33,262
You're the only person
I care about.

1477
01:02:33,829 --> 01:02:35,197
You and the baby now.

1478
01:02:36,432 --> 01:02:37,466
Our baby.

1479
01:02:38,200 --> 01:02:39,969
I'm not gonna let you keep
pushing me away.

1480
01:02:40,604 --> 01:02:42,672
I'm gonna keep showing you
how much I care

1481
01:02:42,706 --> 01:02:43,739
because I love you.

1482
01:02:44,708 --> 01:02:46,141
Even if I am an asshole.

1483
01:02:46,842 --> 01:02:48,310
Stop talking, Danno.

1484
01:02:48,511 --> 01:02:51,113
Every time you open your mouth,
you're just making it worse.

1485
01:02:51,548 --> 01:02:53,148
Let me try to
make things better?

1486
01:02:54,883 --> 01:02:55,918
Let's go!

1487
01:02:58,622 --> 01:03:01,390
- God, are you guys okay?
- We're fine, just soaked.

1488
01:03:01,423 --> 01:03:02,992
And half blind.
Take it easy with that?

1489
01:03:03,025 --> 01:03:04,827
- Oh, sorry.
- I'll get you some towels.

1490
01:03:05,127 --> 01:03:06,395
Ian, where were
those matches?

1491
01:03:06,428 --> 01:03:07,830
I don't know.
It's kinda dark.

1492
01:03:07,863 --> 01:03:09,431
- Grammy, knock it off.
- Oh, sorry.

1493
01:03:09,898 --> 01:03:11,568
Damn it all,
my torch is dead.

1494
01:03:11,735 --> 01:03:14,136
Hang on. I found a bag full of
batteries, uh, under the table there.

1495
01:03:15,804 --> 01:03:17,473
Here. Grammy.

1496
01:03:18,107 --> 01:03:20,477
- Sorry.
- Where's Grandpa?

1497
01:03:21,143 --> 01:03:23,212
- Ooh!
- Grandpa, are you okay?

1498
01:03:23,245 --> 01:03:24,847
- Oh, geez.
- Grandpa!

1499
01:03:26,148 --> 01:03:27,783
Grandpa,
where's your nitro?

1500
01:03:28,884 --> 01:03:31,721
I don't know,
in... in my desk drawer.

1501
01:03:31,755 --> 01:03:34,223
- What desk drawer?
- I think he means his trailer.

1502
01:03:34,256 --> 01:03:35,824
This is my fault.
Damn it!

1503
01:03:35,991 --> 01:03:37,527
I thought I had all his meds
squared away.

1504
01:03:37,826 --> 01:03:40,796
Hey, don't worry about it.
It'll pass.

1505
01:03:41,297 --> 01:03:44,166
I'll be okay,
it's just my heart.

1506
01:03:45,301 --> 01:03:46,935
I've gotta go get his
nitroglycerin.

1507
01:03:46,969 --> 01:03:48,037
No, you don't.

1508
01:03:50,105 --> 01:03:51,140
I'll go.

1509
01:03:51,574 --> 01:03:52,642
You know where
you're going?

1510
01:03:53,142 --> 01:03:54,778
Dropped him off last Christmas,
I think.

1511
01:03:55,779 --> 01:03:57,246
- I got this.
- All right, well...

1512
01:03:57,279 --> 01:03:59,448
take Black Beauty,
she rides nice and high.

1513
01:03:59,582 --> 01:04:01,216
Black Beauty? Really?

1514
01:04:01,250 --> 01:04:03,285
Nothing compared to
your radiance, darling.

1515
01:04:03,319 --> 01:04:05,454
- Keys?
- In the kitchen somewhere.

1516
01:04:05,488 --> 01:04:06,756
Well, if the power's out here,

1517
01:04:06,790 --> 01:04:08,457
it's definitely gonna be out
at the trailer.

1518
01:04:08,957 --> 01:04:11,093
All right.
I'll need a flashlight.

1519
01:04:11,126 --> 01:04:13,395
Here. We'll manage
with candles.

1520
01:04:13,429 --> 01:04:15,164
- Hey, wait.
- Here, let me borrow that.

1521
01:04:15,197 --> 01:04:16,499
I'll get the keys.

1522
01:04:16,633 --> 01:04:17,801
I'm not sure what desk drawer
he means.

1523
01:04:17,866 --> 01:04:18,901
You're gonna have to
hunt for it.

1524
01:04:18,934 --> 01:04:20,969
- Right hand side.
- There you go.

1525
01:04:21,103 --> 01:04:23,439
Little brown bottle with
another tiny bottle inside.

1526
01:04:23,472 --> 01:04:24,641
Shouldn't be a problem.

1527
01:04:24,774 --> 01:04:26,743
- Well...
- Well what?

1528
01:04:27,109 --> 01:04:31,146
Well, Grandpa lives by himself
and he's a bit of a pack rat.

1529
01:04:31,313 --> 01:04:34,083
Techie, with lots and lots of
projects going on.

1530
01:04:34,116 --> 01:04:35,752
Don't touch anything.

1531
01:04:35,785 --> 01:04:39,021
So his place, it's more of a
fix-it-up shop than a home.

1532
01:04:39,054 --> 01:04:43,158
Excuse me. I'll have you know
that place is my love shack.

1533
01:04:43,959 --> 01:04:45,427
More like Radio Shack.

1534
01:04:45,461 --> 01:04:46,929
Grandpa has to sleep on
the couch

1535
01:04:46,962 --> 01:04:48,897
because his bed is
covered in junk.

1536
01:04:48,997 --> 01:04:50,199
Oh, come on, now,

1537
01:04:50,232 --> 01:04:52,935
I'm sure that bed has seen
plenty of sex.

1538
01:04:53,469 --> 01:04:55,170
- Here you go.
- Ah, thanks.

1539
01:04:55,538 --> 01:04:56,706
All right, gotta go.

1540
01:04:57,172 --> 01:04:59,709
Danno Macarthur Dagohoy,
stop right there!

1541
01:05:02,712 --> 01:05:04,179
Be careful out there, okay?

1542
01:05:05,881 --> 01:05:07,049
Always.

1543
01:05:08,852 --> 01:05:09,885
I love you.

1544
01:05:34,176 --> 01:05:35,478
Oh!

1545
01:05:35,512 --> 01:05:38,080
Ahh... nice care.

1546
01:05:39,749 --> 01:05:42,151
Okay.

1547
01:05:42,184 --> 01:05:44,821
<i>♪ Sometimes ♪</i>

1548
01:05:44,854 --> 01:05:46,556
<i>♪ I wish that I was... ♪</i>

1549
01:05:46,589 --> 01:05:47,956
What the hell were they
listening to?

1550
01:05:50,092 --> 01:05:52,428
<i>♪ I got the band so
the drinks on me ♪</i>

1551
01:05:52,461 --> 01:05:54,597
<i>♪ Everybody in the club
in the VIP ♪</i>

1552
01:05:54,631 --> 01:05:56,999
<i>♪ Everybody show me love
when they freak on me ♪</i>

1553
01:05:57,032 --> 01:05:59,435
<i>♪ I'm a G-ha ain't no need
to see ID ♪</i>

1554
01:06:22,492 --> 01:06:26,061
<i>♪ Sing yourself to sleep
each night ♪</i>

1555
01:06:26,094 --> 01:06:29,566
<i>♪ Dream of golden rain ♪</i>

1556
01:06:29,599 --> 01:06:31,400
This is good ganja.

1557
01:06:31,433 --> 01:06:33,703
<i>♪ ...all your worries
drift away ♪</i>

1558
01:06:33,736 --> 01:06:35,070
<i>♪ Out... ♪</i>

1559
01:06:35,103 --> 01:06:38,040
I haven't smoked
a joint in 50 years.

1560
01:06:38,808 --> 01:06:40,777
It's like
riding a bicycle, I guess.

1561
01:06:40,810 --> 01:06:42,512
You don't really forget how.

1562
01:06:42,846 --> 01:06:45,748
Oh, I remember
my very first time.

1563
01:06:45,782 --> 01:06:48,818
We lived in Nashville
in the early '60s.

1564
01:06:49,619 --> 01:06:50,920
My friend Shirley and I

1565
01:06:50,954 --> 01:06:53,222
were going to have lunch
at her house.

1566
01:06:53,490 --> 01:06:56,626
Yeah, funny, it was... it was
storming then, too.

1567
01:06:56,693 --> 01:06:59,328
Big summertime
thunderstorm.

1568
01:06:59,361 --> 01:07:03,232
Then she had found
her husband's stash.

1569
01:07:04,333 --> 01:07:06,736
"Shotgun won't mind,"
she said,

1570
01:07:06,769 --> 01:07:10,172
and we got high as
the proverbial kite.

1571
01:07:10,607 --> 01:07:12,842
- Husband's name was Shotgun.
- Of course.

1572
01:07:13,208 --> 01:07:15,410
Well, at least that's what
everybody called him.

1573
01:07:16,479 --> 01:07:18,313
Now, he got home
that evening

1574
01:07:18,347 --> 01:07:21,751
and found Shirley and me
hanging from the rafters.

1575
01:07:21,784 --> 01:07:24,119
He cooked up some nachos
or somthin',

1576
01:07:24,152 --> 01:07:26,990
and we started tokin' up
all over again.

1577
01:07:27,022 --> 01:07:29,759
Our grandma, the dope fiend.

1578
01:07:31,393 --> 01:07:34,263
Well, it did get to be
something of a thing.

1579
01:07:35,130 --> 01:07:38,367
Oh, Shotgun called himself
the Mayor of Weedville.

1580
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,503
What was this Shotgun's
real name?

1581
01:07:40,637 --> 01:07:42,505
Oh, I have no idea.

1582
01:07:42,539 --> 01:07:45,340
He was some kind of
struggling songwriter.

1583
01:07:45,374 --> 01:07:49,344
He sold one big song
to Patsy Cline.

1584
01:07:49,979 --> 01:07:51,014
<i>Crazy?</i>

1585
01:07:51,981 --> 01:07:53,016
Holy crap.

1586
01:07:53,716 --> 01:07:55,618
Grammy, you're talking about
Willie Nelson.

1587
01:07:55,652 --> 01:07:56,719
No way.

1588
01:07:56,753 --> 01:07:58,922
You smoked dope with
Willie Nelson?

1589
01:07:59,221 --> 01:08:00,623
Well, that's a pretty big club.

1590
01:08:00,990 --> 01:08:03,358
- Still.
- So, Willie Nelson,

1591
01:08:03,392 --> 01:08:07,664
that scruffy old country singer,
was my old smokin' pal?

1592
01:08:07,697 --> 01:08:10,733
Ha! Son of a bitch!

1593
01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:15,103
Shirley Nelson. I never put
two and two together.

1594
01:08:15,437 --> 01:08:18,041
I snorted coke with
Liza Minelli once.

1595
01:08:18,073 --> 01:08:19,509
- Really?
- Mm-hm.

1596
01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:21,844
Well, he could have been
impersonating Liza Minelli,

1597
01:08:21,878 --> 01:08:23,012
I could never tell.

1598
01:08:23,046 --> 01:08:24,847
You're so full of it.

1599
01:08:24,881 --> 01:08:27,750
<i>...is by National
Alert and Warning Authorit...</i>

1600
01:08:27,784 --> 01:08:29,485
Way to go, Grandpa.

1601
01:08:31,955 --> 01:08:33,056
Yeah, no, thanks.

1602
01:08:33,623 --> 01:08:35,725
Don't be such a prude.

1603
01:08:36,124 --> 01:08:38,093
Look, I'm not
passing judgment, just...

1604
01:08:38,126 --> 01:08:39,596
it's not my thing, okay?

1605
01:08:39,629 --> 01:08:42,932
Well, sorry, Reverend.
Must have been some other David

1606
01:08:42,966 --> 01:08:46,002
that found that huge bag of weed
on the beach with me and Jaime.

1607
01:08:46,234 --> 01:08:48,337
I'm trying to get a call through
to Tasha. Do you mind?

1608
01:08:48,370 --> 01:08:49,606
Whatever.

1609
01:08:49,939 --> 01:08:52,041
We went to new Smyrna,
mid-winter,

1610
01:08:52,075 --> 01:08:54,376
had ourselves an illegal bonfire
on the beach,

1611
01:08:54,409 --> 01:08:56,913
took a little moonlight stroll
with our dates,

1612
01:08:56,946 --> 01:09:00,349
found this huge plastic bag,
happened to be full of weed.

1613
01:09:00,382 --> 01:09:03,019
Lasted us for months,
I swear.

1614
01:09:03,418 --> 01:09:06,589
Now, that David didn't mind
sharing a doobie.

1615
01:09:07,056 --> 01:09:09,257
Now, if I wasn't in my delicate
condition right now,

1616
01:09:09,291 --> 01:09:10,493
I'd be right there with you.

1617
01:09:10,827 --> 01:09:12,862
Can't get a call through to
Tasha. Damn it!

1618
01:09:13,395 --> 01:09:16,099
Sue me if I don't want to go
trippin' down memory lane right now.

1619
01:09:16,298 --> 01:09:17,466
Hey.

1620
01:09:18,067 --> 01:09:20,103
I'm sure they're fine, David.

1621
01:09:20,435 --> 01:09:22,605
They're probably more worried
about you anyway,

1622
01:09:22,639 --> 01:09:24,974
- and, look, we're fine, too.
- I know.

1623
01:09:25,008 --> 01:09:28,143
You're both missin' out on
some righteous reefer.

1624
01:09:28,611 --> 01:09:31,614
Did you know we have
teeny tiny little mites

1625
01:09:31,648 --> 01:09:33,315
living in our eyelashes?

1626
01:09:33,348 --> 01:09:34,584
What?

1627
01:09:34,617 --> 01:09:37,654
Teensy tiny little
microscopic mites.

1628
01:09:37,787 --> 01:09:40,188
Like dust mites,
only smaller.

1629
01:09:40,523 --> 01:09:42,391
Living in our eyelashes.

1630
01:09:42,592 --> 01:09:44,459
- Are you making that up?
- Nope.

1631
01:09:45,260 --> 01:09:46,796
Ain't that right, Grandpa?

1632
01:09:49,164 --> 01:09:51,534
I rest my case.

1633
01:09:52,702 --> 01:09:56,271
I can feel the palm of my hand.

1634
01:09:59,008 --> 01:10:01,443
I believe you people
are stoned.

1635
01:10:15,992 --> 01:10:17,827
Hey. Hey, you guys,
listen to this.

1636
01:10:17,860 --> 01:10:20,328
<i>...Central
Florida and Florida's East Coast.</i>

1637
01:10:20,362 --> 01:10:21,698
<i>Hurricane Charley,</i>

1638
01:10:21,731 --> 01:10:24,801
<i>a major and extremely deadly
tropical cyclone</i>

1639
01:10:24,834 --> 01:10:27,537
<i>made landfall in
southwest Florida</i>

1640
01:10:27,570 --> 01:10:29,972
<i>and is tracking up
the center of the state.</i>

1641
01:10:30,006 --> 01:10:32,642
<i>Those in the path are
encouraged to seek safety</i>

1642
01:10:32,675 --> 01:10:34,844
<i>within their homes
away from windows.</i>

1643
01:10:34,877 --> 01:10:37,647
<i>Hallways along
load-bearing walls,</i>

1644
01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:39,148
<i>closets under stairs,</i>

1645
01:10:39,182 --> 01:10:41,684
<i>and windowless bathrooms
are all good options.</i>

1646
01:10:41,718 --> 01:10:46,321
<i>Evacuate recreational vehicles
and mobile homes immediately.</i>

1647
01:10:46,354 --> 01:10:48,725
- Danno.
- Should we be doing this?

1648
01:10:49,025 --> 01:10:50,993
I don't know.
This is a big house.

1649
01:10:51,027 --> 01:10:52,729
Fairly new.
We probably...

1650
01:10:54,831 --> 01:10:56,566
Oh! What the...
What the hell was that?

1651
01:10:56,599 --> 01:10:57,734
It's okay, Grandpa.

1652
01:10:58,167 --> 01:10:59,836
Can I borrow your phone?

1653
01:10:59,869 --> 01:11:02,237
It's... It's not working. I think
the cell towers are down.

1654
01:11:02,270 --> 01:11:03,639
Look, everything's
gonna be fine.

1655
01:11:03,673 --> 01:11:06,676
Please stop saying that.
I'm not a child.

1656
01:11:06,709 --> 01:11:08,945
I know wh...

1657
01:11:09,746 --> 01:11:12,749
Okay. I'm sold.
What do you say, people?

1658
01:11:12,782 --> 01:11:14,550
This whole house is like
one big window.

1659
01:11:14,584 --> 01:11:16,652
Let's get ourselves into
the hallway, okay?

1660
01:11:16,686 --> 01:11:19,088
We just gotta hunker down now
for the brunt of this hurricane.

1661
01:11:19,122 --> 01:11:22,225
In this house? I might as well
be in my trailer.

1662
01:11:22,257 --> 01:11:24,026
<i>♪ 'Cause you know
we down here... ♪</i>

1663
01:11:25,695 --> 01:11:27,663
<i>The following
is a tropical storm warning</i>

1664
01:11:27,697 --> 01:11:29,232
<i>for central Florida
counties.</i>

1665
01:11:29,264 --> 01:11:31,534
<i>Beware of high winds
and flying debris.</i>

1666
01:11:31,567 --> 01:11:33,102
<i>Stay indoors away from
windows.</i>

1667
01:11:33,136 --> 01:11:34,937
- Holy shit!
- <i>Again the following is...</i>

1668
01:11:34,971 --> 01:11:36,139
What the hell was that?

1669
01:11:38,741 --> 01:11:40,442
Wait!
What do you mean

1670
01:11:40,476 --> 01:11:42,410
we might as well be
in your trailer?

1671
01:11:42,444 --> 01:11:44,279
Oh, don't mind him.

1672
01:11:44,312 --> 01:11:46,916
These houses are low-bid
masterpieces.

1673
01:11:46,949 --> 01:11:48,450
If Charley's got our number,

1674
01:11:48,484 --> 01:11:50,920
this place'll come down around
our ears.

1675
01:11:50,953 --> 01:11:52,855
All right, Grandpa, that's
enough of that kind of talk.

1676
01:11:52,889 --> 01:11:54,356
We're just gonna
get away from the windows

1677
01:11:54,389 --> 01:11:55,625
and ride this thing out
together.

1678
01:11:55,658 --> 01:11:57,193
Nobody's got
anybody's number.

1679
01:11:57,459 --> 01:12:00,496
Oh, my... I just saw a stop sign
flying down the street!

1680
01:12:00,930 --> 01:12:03,199
Any old ladies on bicycle?

1681
01:12:03,232 --> 01:12:04,534
Get away from
that window!

1682
01:12:04,567 --> 01:12:06,401
Come on, people,
we gotta get serious now.

1683
01:12:06,434 --> 01:12:08,303
Let's go. Come on.

1684
01:12:08,336 --> 01:12:09,539
Okay.

1685
01:12:10,006 --> 01:12:13,576
I should point out I'm still
extraordinarily high.

1686
01:12:13,609 --> 01:12:14,677
Jess, come on.

1687
01:12:14,944 --> 01:12:17,980
What have we done?
We sent Danno out in this.

1688
01:12:18,014 --> 01:12:19,549
I sent him out there.

1689
01:12:20,149 --> 01:12:22,652
He's gonna be okay.
We have to go. Okay?

1690
01:12:23,853 --> 01:12:25,655
Come on, let's go.
Let's go!

1691
01:12:28,191 --> 01:12:29,258
All right.

1692
01:12:29,292 --> 01:12:30,893
So the power's out here, too.

1693
01:12:31,694 --> 01:12:33,763
Let's go!

1694
01:12:50,313 --> 01:12:51,948
Oh, my God.

1695
01:13:08,363 --> 01:13:09,665
This is a kitchen.

1696
01:13:17,740 --> 01:13:19,742
Wow. Geez.

1697
01:13:23,646 --> 01:13:26,115
Okay, desk, desk. Bed...

1698
01:13:29,685 --> 01:13:31,220
No sex.

1699
01:13:34,557 --> 01:13:36,458
Okay. Here we are.

1700
01:13:39,762 --> 01:13:40,897
Where are you?

1701
01:13:47,270 --> 01:13:48,304
Ah...

1702
01:13:56,045 --> 01:13:57,246
There you are.

1703
01:14:13,062 --> 01:14:14,664
All right,
my little lovelies.

1704
01:14:14,697 --> 01:14:17,333
No point this going to waste in
the rapidly warming icebox.

1705
01:14:17,366 --> 01:14:19,335
- Play nice and share.
- What have we got?

1706
01:14:19,802 --> 01:14:21,537
In a delicious twist of irony,

1707
01:14:21,570 --> 01:14:24,240
which would strain credulity
if fictitious,

1708
01:14:24,273 --> 01:14:27,176
we have chocolate, vanilla
and Rocky Road.

1709
01:14:27,209 --> 01:14:29,378
Uh, symbolism notwithstanding,

1710
01:14:29,412 --> 01:14:31,113
I would prefer chocolate,
please.

1711
01:14:31,147 --> 01:14:32,348
Of course.

1712
01:14:33,049 --> 01:14:35,584
Grandpa seems to be
feeling much better.

1713
01:14:35,952 --> 01:14:38,154
Maybe we shouldn't have
sent Danno out...

1714
01:14:39,922 --> 01:14:40,957
Sorry.

1715
01:14:41,891 --> 01:14:43,592
- I'll take Rocky Road, please.
- Mm-hm.

1716
01:14:43,626 --> 01:14:44,961
Vanilla for me, please.

1717
01:14:45,261 --> 01:14:46,829
I know. Shut up.

1718
01:14:46,996 --> 01:14:49,365
I never met an ice cream
I didn't like.

1719
01:14:49,398 --> 01:14:51,133
I'll have one of each.

1720
01:14:51,167 --> 01:14:54,537
So, how long do you think we'll
have to huddle here in the hall?

1721
01:14:54,570 --> 01:14:57,139
Until the windows
stop rattling, I guess.

1722
01:14:57,472 --> 01:14:59,909
Well, I'm sure the Scotch Tape
the two stooges

1723
01:14:59,942 --> 01:15:01,911
put on the windows
will protect us.

1724
01:15:01,944 --> 01:15:04,380
Look. We did
the best we could

1725
01:15:04,413 --> 01:15:06,048
with the supplies we had.

1726
01:15:06,582 --> 01:15:08,117
Oh, it's okay, Bunny.

1727
01:15:08,451 --> 01:15:10,119
And will you two knock it off?

1728
01:15:10,152 --> 01:15:13,055
The rest of us don't want to see
you two pawing each other.

1729
01:15:13,089 --> 01:15:14,623
Oh, bloody hell.

1730
01:15:14,957 --> 01:15:16,859
- And I thought my dad was a "phobe."
- Mm-hm.

1731
01:15:17,293 --> 01:15:18,928
Look, I'm a little scared.

1732
01:15:18,961 --> 01:15:22,431
So sorry if wanting some loving
arms around me offends anyone.

1733
01:15:22,465 --> 01:15:23,899
Oh, relax.

1734
01:15:23,933 --> 01:15:26,068
That old fart doesn't speak for
the rest of us.

1735
01:15:26,102 --> 01:15:27,737
Certainly not me.

1736
01:15:28,170 --> 01:15:30,539
You guys, I'm really worried
about Danno.

1737
01:15:30,873 --> 01:15:32,008
He should be back by now.

1738
01:15:32,041 --> 01:15:33,442
You've seen Grandpa's place.

1739
01:15:33,477 --> 01:15:35,111
It's like "Sanford and Sons"
in there.

1740
01:15:35,144 --> 01:15:36,679
Oh, I love that show.

1741
01:15:36,712 --> 01:15:38,714
Hey. I'm sure Danno's fine.

1742
01:15:38,848 --> 01:15:42,118
Oh. Well, if you're sure,
I guess I can relax, then.

1743
01:15:42,151 --> 01:15:43,652
Take it easy, Jesse.

1744
01:15:43,686 --> 01:15:45,821
- Leigh's just trying to...
- Don't you start too, David.

1745
01:15:46,490 --> 01:15:48,190
Leigh doesn't need
another hero.

1746
01:15:48,991 --> 01:15:50,494
Leigh can fend for herself.

1747
01:15:50,526 --> 01:15:52,728
Right, sis?

1748
01:15:52,895 --> 01:15:55,064
Ooh.

1749
01:15:55,865 --> 01:15:58,502
Listen. Would anybody mind
if I say a little prayer?

1750
01:15:58,634 --> 01:16:00,369
Go ahead, David.

1751
01:16:01,570 --> 01:16:03,072
Dear Heavenly Father,

1752
01:16:03,839 --> 01:16:05,408
maker of hurricanes...

1753
01:16:06,008 --> 01:16:07,109
Sorry.

1754
01:16:08,577 --> 01:16:10,279
See us safely through
this storm.

1755
01:16:11,080 --> 01:16:13,015
Keep our parents safe at sea...

1756
01:16:14,216 --> 01:16:16,520
and watch over our families
not here with us tonight.

1757
01:16:17,887 --> 01:16:19,422
Jesse, please.

1758
01:16:19,555 --> 01:16:22,391
Thanks for including Danno in
your prayer, by the way, David.

1759
01:16:22,758 --> 01:16:25,027
But seriously,
who are you kidding?

1760
01:16:25,327 --> 01:16:26,429
"Our parents"?

1761
01:16:26,530 --> 01:16:27,730
"Our family"?

1762
01:16:28,064 --> 01:16:29,799
There is no "our family."

1763
01:16:29,832 --> 01:16:32,835
There's our mom
and their dad.

1764
01:16:33,235 --> 01:16:35,237
They seem happy together.
Good for them.

1765
01:16:35,371 --> 01:16:37,073
That doesn't make us a family.

1766
01:16:37,706 --> 01:16:38,974
Hell, this is only
the second time

1767
01:16:39,008 --> 01:16:40,142
we've even met.

1768
01:16:40,176 --> 01:16:41,877
Jesse this might not be
the right time...

1769
01:16:41,911 --> 01:16:43,312
No, she's got a point.

1770
01:16:43,913 --> 01:16:46,449
We don't deserve to
call ourselves a family.

1771
01:16:46,782 --> 01:16:48,485
Have we put any energy
into it?

1772
01:16:49,185 --> 01:16:51,720
The only time I have seen
my father in ten years

1773
01:16:51,754 --> 01:16:54,491
was when he took the trouble
to come see me.

1774
01:16:55,525 --> 01:16:58,562
I know my doorman better than
I know my...

1775
01:16:58,961 --> 01:17:01,230
so-called family.

1776
01:17:01,697 --> 01:17:03,599
So?
So what are you saying?

1777
01:17:03,732 --> 01:17:05,901
We didn't choose each other
so we can't be family?

1778
01:17:06,068 --> 01:17:07,603
I didn't choose anybody here
but...

1779
01:17:07,636 --> 01:17:10,172
No, she's right.
I blame her father.

1780
01:17:10,206 --> 01:17:11,508
- What?
- What?

1781
01:17:11,541 --> 01:17:15,277
Your dad never even saw
a real live black person

1782
01:17:15,311 --> 01:17:17,246
'til he was a teenager.

1783
01:17:17,481 --> 01:17:19,483
Sure as hell
never dated one.

1784
01:17:19,949 --> 01:17:23,252
But he always had this...
this... this fascination

1785
01:17:23,285 --> 01:17:24,787
for colored girls.

1786
01:17:24,820 --> 01:17:27,289
- Whoa, whoa!
- Sorry.

1787
01:17:27,323 --> 01:17:31,127
I know that's somehow offensive,
but what the hell.

1788
01:17:31,427 --> 01:17:34,930
Ever since he saw Leslie Uggams
on Mitch Miller,

1789
01:17:34,964 --> 01:17:36,465
he had this thing.

1790
01:17:36,500 --> 01:17:38,767
So, you know,
your mother died,

1791
01:17:38,801 --> 01:17:41,605
and then Patrick met your
mother...

1792
01:17:42,004 --> 01:17:43,739
Times have changed.

1793
01:17:43,772 --> 01:17:45,609
They didn't give
a single thought to

1794
01:17:45,641 --> 01:17:48,612
the complications
of a "mixed family."

1795
01:17:48,644 --> 01:17:52,281
I mean, you were supposedly
adults. Who cares?

1796
01:17:52,314 --> 01:17:53,983
It's not like they were
gonna have babies.

1797
01:17:54,250 --> 01:17:56,185
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.

1798
01:17:56,952 --> 01:17:59,321
How did I let myself
get dragged into this?

1799
01:17:59,355 --> 01:18:02,291
Oh, I know. "It'll just be
one stupid party, Ian.

1800
01:18:02,324 --> 01:18:04,093
It'll be like
a big vacation, Ian"

1801
01:18:04,126 --> 01:18:05,794
Christ on a bicycle, why...

1802
01:18:05,828 --> 01:18:07,463
And what, I planned this?

1803
01:18:07,497 --> 01:18:09,899
I wanted to hunker down in
a house full of strangers?

1804
01:18:09,932 --> 01:18:11,800
Hey! Thanks a lot.

1805
01:18:11,834 --> 01:18:13,135
No, I... I didn't mean it.

1806
01:18:13,169 --> 01:18:14,904
I didn't want to come to
this damn thing, either.

1807
01:18:14,937 --> 01:18:16,005
She came for me.

1808
01:18:16,038 --> 01:18:18,274
But I would rather have
a root canal

1809
01:18:18,307 --> 01:18:19,775
than stay here with you people

1810
01:18:19,808 --> 01:18:21,410
Well, I sure as hell
didn't want to come here.

1811
01:18:21,677 --> 01:18:23,846
And you know, at least Dad
managed to visit you.

1812
01:18:24,046 --> 01:18:25,582
He always missed my house.

1813
01:18:25,615 --> 01:18:27,750
He felt sorry for me

1814
01:18:27,783 --> 01:18:30,186
because, you know, I'm the one
with all the marital problems.

1815
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:32,454
And you...

1816
01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:34,591
you made it perfectly clear
he wasn't welcome.

1817
01:18:34,624 --> 01:18:35,824
What?

1818
01:18:37,527 --> 01:18:41,363
Say, whose idea was this
joyous soiree, anyhow?

1819
01:18:41,397 --> 01:18:42,599
David's.

1820
01:18:42,898 --> 01:18:44,033
You're damn right.

1821
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:46,168
Because I was tired of hearing
Mom carrying on

1822
01:18:46,202 --> 01:18:48,505
about how she and Patrick
felt like outcasts.

1823
01:18:48,704 --> 01:18:50,339
Like they didn't have
a family anymore.

1824
01:18:50,706 --> 01:18:52,308
So, yeah,
I thought it was about time

1825
01:18:52,341 --> 01:18:53,510
that I do something
about it,

1826
01:18:53,543 --> 01:18:55,044
show Mom how wrong she was.

1827
01:18:55,411 --> 01:18:57,446
Well, maybe you should have
left well enough alone.

1828
01:18:57,547 --> 01:18:59,715
- Damn straight.
- Maybe so.

1829
01:18:59,748 --> 01:19:02,318
Maybe I should have know what a
bunch of crybabies you all are,

1830
01:19:02,351 --> 01:19:04,654
but no, no, I had this
ridiculous idea

1831
01:19:04,688 --> 01:19:07,022
that we're all adults,
and we could suck it up

1832
01:19:07,056 --> 01:19:09,091
for one stupid party for
my mom and your dad.

1833
01:19:09,225 --> 01:19:12,294
And you said it right there.
Your mom and our dad.

1834
01:19:12,328 --> 01:19:14,497
You don't even believe
your own bullshit!

1835
01:19:14,531 --> 01:19:16,966
No, no, see, you're deliberately
twisting my words.

1836
01:19:16,999 --> 01:19:18,968
- You don't really think...
- No, no, no, no, David.

1837
01:19:19,001 --> 01:19:20,402
She hit the nail on the head.

1838
01:19:20,436 --> 01:19:22,371
We may all be
a bunch of crybabies,

1839
01:19:22,404 --> 01:19:24,206
but at least we're not
hypocrites.

1840
01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:25,908
- What?
- You heard me.

1841
01:19:25,941 --> 01:19:28,545
No one appointed you the family
guidance counselor.

1842
01:19:28,578 --> 01:19:30,980
You twisted everyone's arms
to get us here,

1843
01:19:31,013 --> 01:19:33,082
and for what?
So you could lord it over us

1844
01:19:33,115 --> 01:19:35,384
how we don't measure up to
your idea of family?

1845
01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:36,653
She's right, you know.

1846
01:19:36,686 --> 01:19:37,853
Shut up!

1847
01:19:37,886 --> 01:19:39,822
Meanwhile,
where's your family, huh?

1848
01:19:39,855 --> 01:19:42,024
Why aren't they here
showing everybody

1849
01:19:42,057 --> 01:19:44,561
the perfect modern
African-American ideal?

1850
01:19:44,594 --> 01:19:46,762
You know damn well they got
grounded by the hurricane.

1851
01:19:46,795 --> 01:19:48,330
Bullshit.
We got here.

1852
01:19:48,364 --> 01:19:49,999
So did we,
God help us.

1853
01:19:50,032 --> 01:19:51,501
Listen.

1854
01:19:51,534 --> 01:19:53,802
If you all are trying to prove
what a mistake I made

1855
01:19:53,836 --> 01:19:55,639
by setting this whole thing up,
then fine.

1856
01:19:55,871 --> 01:19:58,040
Fine, it was my mistake, I wish
I woulda never thought of it.

1857
01:19:58,073 --> 01:20:01,243
But that just goes to show that
no good deed goes unpunished.

1858
01:20:01,578 --> 01:20:03,513
- Oh, no, you don't.
- What?

1859
01:20:04,780 --> 01:20:07,116
You watch your tone, boy.

1860
01:20:07,149 --> 01:20:10,754
It's my turn to cry bullshit
on the lot of you.

1861
01:20:10,786 --> 01:20:14,456
You each have as much family
here as you really want.

1862
01:20:14,491 --> 01:20:16,493
Except you, David.

1863
01:20:17,059 --> 01:20:18,662
Jesse's right.

1864
01:20:19,428 --> 01:20:20,896
You're a hypocrite, David.

1865
01:20:20,929 --> 01:20:22,931
And you're the worst
of any of us.

1866
01:20:23,232 --> 01:20:24,601
Somewhere along the way,

1867
01:20:24,634 --> 01:20:27,269
you started believing that
you were better than us.

1868
01:20:27,936 --> 01:20:29,972
Your faith was more real.

1869
01:20:30,005 --> 01:20:33,543
Your family... your own little
self-made family

1870
01:20:33,576 --> 01:20:36,579
with your perfect black wife
and your perfect black kids.

1871
01:20:36,613 --> 01:20:40,816
And now, David descends from
the mountaintop

1872
01:20:40,849 --> 01:20:43,653
to smash his tablets of
indignation

1873
01:20:43,687 --> 01:20:45,755
at our idol-worshipping feet!

1874
01:20:45,789 --> 01:20:48,824
Well, I say again, David,
bullshit.

1875
01:20:49,659 --> 01:20:52,461
See, I remember what you said
when you found out

1876
01:20:52,495 --> 01:20:55,064
Jesse was takin' up with
that Filipino boy.

1877
01:20:55,431 --> 01:20:58,200
"Couldn't find a black man
good enough for her?"

1878
01:20:58,802 --> 01:21:00,102
You don't remember that,
David?

1879
01:21:00,135 --> 01:21:01,937
No, and neither do you

1880
01:21:01,970 --> 01:21:03,405
because I never said
any such thing.

1881
01:21:03,773 --> 01:21:06,942
It's a peculiar thing,
this... this prejudice.

1882
01:21:06,975 --> 01:21:09,912
It rears its head at
the oddest times,

1883
01:21:10,012 --> 01:21:12,247
and in the damnedest places!

1884
01:21:12,649 --> 01:21:15,752
Jesse was shackin' up with
a not-so-black boy,

1885
01:21:15,785 --> 01:21:17,587
your hackles rose.

1886
01:21:17,721 --> 01:21:21,423
Did you know that my mother,
your great-grandmother,

1887
01:21:21,457 --> 01:21:24,594
was so high yellow that
she passed for years.

1888
01:21:25,194 --> 01:21:27,530
Her mama was
white as a lily.

1889
01:21:27,863 --> 01:21:32,101
My daddy bragged, bragged about
being an octoroon.

1890
01:21:32,134 --> 01:21:35,404
You're so proud of
your race.

1891
01:21:35,572 --> 01:21:37,774
You're just like your father.

1892
01:21:37,807 --> 01:21:39,441
Grandpa.

1893
01:21:39,476 --> 01:21:43,513
Except your father,
rest his miserable soul,

1894
01:21:43,546 --> 01:21:45,114
was no hypocrite, uh-uh.

1895
01:21:45,849 --> 01:21:48,785
He wore his prejudice like
a badge of honor.

1896
01:21:48,818 --> 01:21:51,120
Wanted nothin' to do with
no white folks.

1897
01:21:51,554 --> 01:21:55,457
He thought "separate but equal"
was a grand idea.

1898
01:21:55,859 --> 01:21:58,394
If your father
had still been alive

1899
01:21:58,427 --> 01:22:01,798
when Jesse turned up
pregnant with a mixed baby,

1900
01:22:01,831 --> 01:22:04,032
boy, his head
would have exploded.

1901
01:22:04,066 --> 01:22:05,735
I'm nothin' like my father.

1902
01:22:05,769 --> 01:22:08,303
- You don't have the right!
- David. David.

1903
01:22:08,337 --> 01:22:10,305
You shut up!
You were only six years old,

1904
01:22:10,339 --> 01:22:11,473
what do you know?

1905
01:22:11,508 --> 01:22:13,676
My father was
a wife-beating bastard.

1906
01:22:13,710 --> 01:22:16,646
If cancer didn't kill him,
me or Jaime would have.

1907
01:22:16,679 --> 01:22:18,046
So, no, you don't have
the right.

1908
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:20,382
I have a right to
speak my peace!

1909
01:22:20,583 --> 01:22:22,652
I see what I see!

1910
01:22:22,685 --> 01:22:25,889
You look just like him!
You sound just like him!

1911
01:22:25,921 --> 01:22:27,590
How can I see anything else?

1912
01:22:27,624 --> 01:22:28,991
- David. David.
- No, no, no!

1913
01:22:29,024 --> 01:22:30,827
- David!
- Why is this happening?

1914
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:33,429
What are you waitin' for,
old man? Huh?

1915
01:22:33,763 --> 01:22:36,165
Don't you hear the wind
calling your name?

1916
01:22:36,566 --> 01:22:40,269
Hurricane's here!
Why aren't you dead?

1917
01:23:08,798 --> 01:23:10,365
Well, who's for bed, then?

1918
01:23:15,237 --> 01:23:17,507
- You okay?
- Peachy, thanks.

1919
01:23:29,985 --> 01:23:31,721
<i>...this is a warning that</i>

1920
01:23:31,754 --> 01:23:34,089
<i>Kissimmee and Celebration are
entering the eye of the storm,</i>

1921
01:23:34,122 --> 01:23:36,091
<i>a region of calm weather
in the center of</i>

1922
01:23:36,124 --> 01:23:37,627
<i>a strong
tropical cyclone.</i>

1923
01:23:37,660 --> 01:23:40,262
<i>The eye wall will be hitting in
approximately 11 minutes</i>

1924
01:23:40,295 --> 01:23:42,899
<i>and is considered the most
deadly area of a hurricane.</i>

1925
01:23:42,932 --> 01:23:44,634
<i>Winds will be
reversing direction</i>

1926
01:23:44,667 --> 01:23:46,669
<i>and accelerating at
an alarming speed.</i>

1927
01:23:46,703 --> 01:23:47,804
<i>Again...</i>

1928
01:23:53,510 --> 01:23:55,410
Weird. Isn't' it?

1929
01:23:57,780 --> 01:23:58,781
Yeah.

1930
01:23:58,815 --> 01:24:00,884
It's very strange.

1931
01:24:07,957 --> 01:24:09,358
Couple of days ago...

1932
01:24:10,292 --> 01:24:12,261
he was asleep in his chair
in the living room.

1933
01:24:14,864 --> 01:24:16,164
I stepped outside...

1934
01:24:17,232 --> 01:24:18,835
puttering around the yard and...

1935
01:24:20,035 --> 01:24:22,404
when I walked back in,
he was wide-eyed.

1936
01:24:23,071 --> 01:24:25,340
He looked at me
and he said...

1937
01:24:26,074 --> 01:24:27,544
"What are you doing here?"

1938
01:24:28,845 --> 01:24:32,114
I think I said, "Just came in to
cool off," or something.

1939
01:24:34,651 --> 01:24:36,886
And he stood up out of his chair
and said,

1940
01:24:37,052 --> 01:24:38,955
"Get out of my house,
Walker."

1941
01:24:40,055 --> 01:24:41,791
He thought I was my father.

1942
01:24:42,725 --> 01:24:44,126
Everybody called him Walker.

1943
01:24:45,862 --> 01:24:47,030
What did you do?

1944
01:24:47,697 --> 01:24:50,098
Turned around,
walked back outside.

1945
01:24:52,234 --> 01:24:54,037
When I returned,
he was fast asleep.

1946
01:24:55,605 --> 01:24:58,140
That old man hated my father
even more than I did.

1947
01:24:59,441 --> 01:25:01,044
If that was possible.

1948
01:25:03,012 --> 01:25:04,714
Even put him in
the hospital once.

1949
01:25:06,415 --> 01:25:08,283
Walker had to get
a restraining order.

1950
01:25:12,689 --> 01:25:14,222
I'm so sorry.

1951
01:25:15,457 --> 01:25:16,492
I had no idea.

1952
01:25:17,627 --> 01:25:18,728
Of course not.

1953
01:25:20,095 --> 01:25:22,632
It's not like we sit around
talking about the good old days.

1954
01:25:25,068 --> 01:25:26,803
My mother wouldn't
leave him, though.

1955
01:25:27,937 --> 01:25:29,304
Scared to, I guess.

1956
01:25:30,907 --> 01:25:31,941
I don't know.

1957
01:25:34,644 --> 01:25:36,779
The day I heard Walker had
lung cancer...

1958
01:25:37,614 --> 01:25:39,582
I literally thanked God.

1959
01:25:41,249 --> 01:25:44,787
I had been praying for
bolts of lightning or...

1960
01:25:45,555 --> 01:25:47,189
a runaway truck but...

1961
01:25:47,222 --> 01:25:48,423
cancer.

1962
01:25:49,224 --> 01:25:50,793
Cancer was better than nothing.

1963
01:25:52,629 --> 01:25:54,964
- I was 12.
- Hm.

1964
01:25:57,734 --> 01:25:59,201
And now...

1965
01:26:00,670 --> 01:26:02,872
wide awake in front of
everyone...

1966
01:26:06,141 --> 01:26:07,810
he tells me I'm just like
my father.

1967
01:26:12,280 --> 01:26:14,182
That's the worst thing
anyone's ever said to me.

1968
01:26:16,819 --> 01:26:19,354
I'm... so stupid.

1969
01:26:22,692 --> 01:26:23,726
You okay?

1970
01:26:25,962 --> 01:26:28,698
Sure. Thanks for
checking up on me.

1971
01:26:29,164 --> 01:26:31,366
I'm so sorry about
the scene downstairs.

1972
01:26:31,834 --> 01:26:34,537
No, it's okay, we're just
stressing, I guess.

1973
01:26:34,570 --> 01:26:35,805
Yeah, you're right.

1974
01:26:36,139 --> 01:26:38,641
I can't believe I let Danno
go out there alone.

1975
01:26:39,341 --> 01:26:41,176
It didn't seem like such
a bad idea at the time.

1976
01:26:41,878 --> 01:26:44,814
Besides, the storm just...
blew up so fast.

1977
01:26:44,847 --> 01:26:46,582
Yeah, but he should really
be back by now.

1978
01:26:46,983 --> 01:26:48,350
Well, Grandpa's okay.

1979
01:26:48,651 --> 01:26:51,087
And besides, I feel like the
storm's mostly over now, anyway.

1980
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,455
Oh. no.
I know hurricanes.

1981
01:26:53,489 --> 01:26:56,324
We're in the eye.
In about 20 minutes or so,

1982
01:26:56,358 --> 01:26:58,193
it's gonna kick back
up just as fast as it stopped.

1983
01:26:58,226 --> 01:27:00,096
- It's gonna hit hard.
- Oh...

1984
01:27:01,064 --> 01:27:02,532
So, Danno,

1985
01:27:02,565 --> 01:27:04,567
now's the time to
get your ass back here.

1986
01:27:06,502 --> 01:27:08,671
I don't need you to
babysit me.

1987
01:27:08,705 --> 01:27:10,506
- I'm fine.
- Okay.

1988
01:27:11,406 --> 01:27:13,142
I'm gonna go check up on
Grandpa.

1989
01:27:13,176 --> 01:27:15,645
I should probably make sure
Ian hasn't fallen out of bed.

1990
01:27:20,917 --> 01:27:22,151
May I come in?

1991
01:27:22,185 --> 01:27:24,386
If I said no,
would you go away?

1992
01:27:24,654 --> 01:27:26,789
No.

1993
01:27:26,823 --> 01:27:28,758
Then by all means,
come on in.

1994
01:27:29,257 --> 01:27:31,160
Yeah,
these things are great.

1995
01:27:31,194 --> 01:27:33,029
I'm gonna have to get me one
when I get home.

1996
01:27:33,696 --> 01:27:36,132
Now, that's the dumbest thing
you've said all day.

1997
01:27:36,364 --> 01:27:37,500
What?

1998
01:27:37,533 --> 01:27:39,434
It's just another nail
in the coffin.

1999
01:27:39,836 --> 01:27:41,904
You can walk just fine,
can't you?

2000
01:27:42,205 --> 01:27:43,840
But at your age,

2001
01:27:43,873 --> 01:27:46,075
spend a couple of weeks
in one of them chairs,

2002
01:27:47,275 --> 01:27:49,912
and you're in it for life.
Trust me.

2003
01:27:50,613 --> 01:27:52,482
All I did was
sprain an ankle.

2004
01:27:52,882 --> 01:27:54,751
Now I'm stuck in
the damn thing.

2005
01:27:54,784 --> 01:27:57,120
Well, you got back here okay.

2006
01:27:57,553 --> 01:27:59,421
And I'm completely shot.

2007
01:27:59,922 --> 01:28:01,824
- Hey, you want it back?
- What for?

2008
01:28:02,225 --> 01:28:04,093
I'm not going anywhere.

2009
01:28:04,127 --> 01:28:06,496
You just say the word.

2010
01:28:07,096 --> 01:28:08,998
Grandpa, you o... Oh!

2011
01:28:09,031 --> 01:28:11,601
Hey, sorry,
I didn't mean to interrupt,

2012
01:28:11,634 --> 01:28:13,335
just checking up on you.

2013
01:28:14,203 --> 01:28:15,505
Do you need anything?

2014
01:28:15,938 --> 01:28:17,774
I need you to take it easy.

2015
01:28:17,940 --> 01:28:20,408
You're carrying precious cargo,
baby girl.

2016
01:28:21,577 --> 01:28:22,845
Sir, yes, sir.

2017
01:28:22,879 --> 01:28:24,247
Go on, now, scat.

2018
01:28:24,747 --> 01:28:26,281
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

2019
01:28:30,385 --> 01:28:33,723
Otis, I want to
apologize to you.

2020
01:28:33,756 --> 01:28:35,290
Ah!

2021
01:28:35,323 --> 01:28:38,494
No, I mean it, I have been
pushing your buttons all day.

2022
01:28:38,961 --> 01:28:40,295
I hadn't noticed.

2023
01:28:40,328 --> 01:28:43,266
Eh, it's just my way of
flirting, I guess.

2024
01:28:43,733 --> 01:28:46,669
- Ah, stop it.
- You're pretty darn cute, you know.

2025
01:28:46,769 --> 01:28:48,704
Don't be ridiculous.
Cute.

2026
01:28:48,738 --> 01:28:51,641
I'm a card-carrying,
grumpy old man.

2027
01:28:51,674 --> 01:28:54,977
Phooey, you are
a grizzly old teddy bear.

2028
01:28:55,011 --> 01:28:56,779
You don't fool me.

2029
01:28:56,813 --> 01:28:59,549
You can say that after that
scene out there? Hm?

2030
01:28:59,582 --> 01:29:02,952
Are you kidding?
You're an amateur.

2031
01:29:02,985 --> 01:29:06,989
I pointed a loaded gun
at my Andrew once.

2032
01:29:07,089 --> 01:29:08,825
- You did not.
- Hm!

2033
01:29:08,858 --> 01:29:10,458
It was a... a pellet gun,

2034
01:29:10,493 --> 01:29:12,929
but that just because it was
the only gun I had.

2035
01:29:12,962 --> 01:29:15,498
I'd have loaded a shotgun
if I had one.

2036
01:29:15,531 --> 01:29:17,800
- You're making this up.
- I swear.

2037
01:29:17,834 --> 01:29:20,402
I told him to leave
and never come back.

2038
01:29:20,435 --> 01:29:22,939
I called him every bad name
I could think of,

2039
01:29:22,972 --> 01:29:25,842
which was a lot.
Ooh, it was not pretty.

2040
01:29:25,875 --> 01:29:27,510
So what prompted all this?

2041
01:29:27,777 --> 01:29:31,346
Oh, the usual.
Caught him cheating on me.

2042
01:29:31,379 --> 01:29:32,447
Again.

2043
01:29:32,481 --> 01:29:35,618
- Really?
- Well... no, not really.

2044
01:29:35,651 --> 01:29:37,320
I never really actually
caught him.

2045
01:29:37,352 --> 01:29:39,689
He was too clever
for that.

2046
01:29:40,022 --> 01:29:42,925
He always had
a story ready.

2047
01:29:42,959 --> 01:29:45,360
Plausible deniability,
you know?

2048
01:29:45,561 --> 01:29:47,697
Maybe he really
wasn't cheatin'.

2049
01:29:47,730 --> 01:29:50,833
Ooh... Now that
would be a shame,

2050
01:29:50,867 --> 01:29:52,668
- because, um...
- Dorothy.

2051
01:29:52,702 --> 01:29:55,771
I am just kidding, but...
but my point is, uh...

2052
01:29:55,805 --> 01:29:56,973
Yeah.

2053
01:29:57,006 --> 01:29:59,275
The more you care,

2054
01:29:59,308 --> 01:30:02,178
the more you can hurt
the other person.

2055
01:30:06,381 --> 01:30:08,184
Hey,
I'm sorry about before.

2056
01:30:08,718 --> 01:30:11,020
I mean, I know we were really
piling up on you back there.

2057
01:30:11,587 --> 01:30:13,923
Oh, I, uh...
I probably had it comin'.

2058
01:30:14,257 --> 01:30:15,291
But thanks.

2059
01:30:17,727 --> 01:30:19,028
I'm sure they're safe.

2060
01:30:20,196 --> 01:30:21,631
I know, it's just...

2061
01:30:22,498 --> 01:30:24,267
I've been up here for
the past six days.

2062
01:30:25,400 --> 01:30:27,069
We've never been apart
this long.

2063
01:30:27,737 --> 01:30:30,373
- I uh...
- You miss 'em.

2064
01:30:31,941 --> 01:30:34,243
- Nothing wrong with that.
- Yeah.

2065
01:30:47,123 --> 01:30:48,224
Hey, big bother.

2066
01:30:48,958 --> 01:30:50,793
- You okay?
- I'm fine.

2067
01:30:51,294 --> 01:30:52,762
Look, I don't know
what got into me.

2068
01:30:52,795 --> 01:30:54,664
Oh, hell, I do.

2069
01:30:55,031 --> 01:30:56,832
He didn't really mean it,
though.

2070
01:30:56,866 --> 01:30:59,235
- You know that, right?
- I supposed.

2071
01:30:59,268 --> 01:31:00,569
I'll make nice
in the morning.

2072
01:31:00,603 --> 01:31:01,637
Cool.

2073
01:31:02,271 --> 01:31:04,073
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

2074
01:31:04,407 --> 01:31:05,440
'Night.

2075
01:31:08,945 --> 01:31:10,846
I think I'm just gonna
turn in.

2076
01:31:11,414 --> 01:31:13,249
See if I can't ride out
this storm asleep.

2077
01:31:13,282 --> 01:31:14,850
Sounds like a plan.

2078
01:31:14,884 --> 01:31:17,086
I'm gonna blow out some of these
candles and I'll join you.

2079
01:31:17,987 --> 01:31:20,423
Wait. I mean...
That's not what I meant.

2080
01:31:20,455 --> 01:31:22,325
- What I really meant was...
- Goodnight, David.

2081
01:31:23,292 --> 01:31:25,460
- I'll see you in the morning.
- Goodnight.

2082
01:31:27,830 --> 01:31:30,766
So, uh,
when did Andrew pass?

2083
01:31:30,900 --> 01:31:33,736
1989. Heart failure.

2084
01:31:33,769 --> 01:31:35,638
- Your...
- Isabelle.

2085
01:31:35,671 --> 01:31:39,375
Of course, Isabelle.
Such a pretty name.

2086
01:31:39,408 --> 01:31:41,644
She passed in '92.

2087
01:31:43,112 --> 01:31:44,714
Ovarian cancer.

2088
01:31:46,349 --> 01:31:48,484
I always thought
I'd go first.

2089
01:31:49,018 --> 01:31:50,987
And yet, here I am.

2090
01:31:51,454 --> 01:31:54,290
What is it, '98, '99?
What year...

2091
01:31:54,357 --> 01:31:56,325
Two-thousand and four.

2092
01:31:57,159 --> 01:31:58,494
Oh.

2093
01:31:58,527 --> 01:32:01,364
Oh, a year here, a year there.
Who's counting?

2094
01:32:01,964 --> 01:32:03,299
You're doin' okay.

2095
01:32:03,332 --> 01:32:04,867
No, no, I'm not.

2096
01:32:06,135 --> 01:32:10,072
Everybody tiptoes around it
but... I'm losin' it.

2097
01:32:10,106 --> 01:32:13,976
What did Reagan call it?
Uh, the long goodbye.

2098
01:32:14,043 --> 01:32:17,813
Otis, he had full-blown
Alzheimer's.

2099
01:32:17,847 --> 01:32:20,249
You're only suffering
a little "old timers."

2100
01:32:20,282 --> 01:32:22,018
- 'Old timers."
- You know, I'm not exactly

2101
01:32:22,051 --> 01:32:23,953
sharp as a tack myself.

2102
01:32:23,986 --> 01:32:26,722
I can't remember what I had
for breakfast this morning.

2103
01:32:27,556 --> 01:32:28,591
Hm...

2104
01:32:30,192 --> 01:32:31,761
So...

2105
01:32:31,794 --> 01:32:35,097
We've covered our late spouses
and our failing memories.

2106
01:32:35,131 --> 01:32:37,466
You know, maybe we do a few
minutes on bowel movements

2107
01:32:37,501 --> 01:32:39,035
and hit the geezer trifecta.

2108
01:32:39,068 --> 01:32:41,837
No, thanks. Maybe we should quit
while we're ahead, huh?

2109
01:32:41,871 --> 01:32:43,939
You're probably right.

2110
01:32:44,874 --> 01:32:46,675
Ah, goodnight, Otis.

2111
01:32:46,709 --> 01:32:48,944
- Uh, one thing.
- Mm?

2112
01:32:49,912 --> 01:32:52,014
Nobody ever calls me Otis.

2113
01:32:53,082 --> 01:32:55,017
My friends call me Smitty.

2114
01:32:55,418 --> 01:32:57,053
- What?
- Mm-hm.

2115
01:32:57,086 --> 01:32:59,588
Of course, right.
All right.

2116
01:33:00,890 --> 01:33:02,224
Goodnight, Smitty.

2117
01:33:02,258 --> 01:33:03,926
Goodnight, Dorothy.

2118
01:33:06,896 --> 01:33:08,064
Dottie.

2119
01:33:16,839 --> 01:33:18,240
Um... hi.

2120
01:33:19,108 --> 01:33:20,576
Come on in.

2121
01:33:21,777 --> 01:33:23,846
You have every right
to be mad at me.

2122
01:33:23,879 --> 01:33:25,181
Don't be nice to me.

2123
01:33:25,214 --> 01:33:26,916
I've been nothing but bitchy
to you all day.

2124
01:33:26,949 --> 01:33:28,250
No.

2125
01:33:28,350 --> 01:33:30,487
I have been insensitive.

2126
01:33:30,619 --> 01:33:32,288
You should let me
apologize.

2127
01:33:33,523 --> 01:33:34,558
Okay.

2128
01:33:36,125 --> 01:33:39,462
Oh! Okay, um, so...

2129
01:33:43,866 --> 01:33:45,167
I'm sorry.

2130
01:33:48,204 --> 01:33:49,238
Me too.

2131
01:33:51,541 --> 01:33:52,775
Look, I don't wanna
press my luck,

2132
01:33:52,808 --> 01:33:54,076
but I'm worried
about him, too.

2133
01:33:55,545 --> 01:33:56,745
A little.

2134
01:33:58,280 --> 01:33:59,348
You're allowed.

2135
01:34:01,450 --> 01:34:02,486
Thanks.

2136
01:34:04,987 --> 01:34:06,490
Listen,
can I sit up with you?

2137
01:34:07,423 --> 01:34:09,992
I'm not gonna be able to sleep
knowing more storm is coming.

2138
01:34:10,726 --> 01:34:13,497
Sure, I... I'd like that.

2139
01:35:20,329 --> 01:35:22,566
Otis, are you all right?

2140
01:35:27,703 --> 01:35:30,206
Oh, my God. David!

2141
01:35:30,239 --> 01:35:32,474
- David, help! Hurry!
- Grandpa!

2142
01:35:32,509 --> 01:35:35,679
Your Granddad's hurt.
Smitty, hang on!

2143
01:35:35,711 --> 01:35:36,979
I can't hear him breathing.

2144
01:35:37,012 --> 01:35:39,482
- Grandpa!
- Is there anything I can do?

2145
01:35:39,516 --> 01:35:40,684
Pray!

2146
01:35:40,716 --> 01:35:42,785
Help us, o lord...

2147
01:35:42,818 --> 01:35:44,053
What the hell happened?

2148
01:35:48,324 --> 01:35:49,792
Oh, thank God.

2149
01:35:51,760 --> 01:35:53,095
Walker?

2150
01:35:54,196 --> 01:35:57,500
David. You need to get him
out of there if you can.

2151
01:35:57,534 --> 01:35:58,901
She's right.

2152
01:35:58,934 --> 01:36:00,869
Come on, David, help me get him
out of this mess.

2153
01:36:00,903 --> 01:36:02,371
No, no,
we shouldn't move him.

2154
01:36:02,404 --> 01:36:04,507
We can't leave him here,
we might as well be outside.

2155
01:36:04,541 --> 01:36:07,209
Michael, help me take him to
the master bedroom.

2156
01:36:07,243 --> 01:36:08,877
- Get the door, get the door.
- Okay. Yeah.

2157
01:36:08,911 --> 01:36:10,145
- Get the tree.
- I'll get this.

2158
01:36:10,179 --> 01:36:11,347
- Ready?
- Yeah.

2159
01:36:11,380 --> 01:36:13,583
One, two, three.

2160
01:36:22,891 --> 01:36:23,993
Okay, careful

2161
01:36:24,694 --> 01:36:25,894
Good.

2162
01:36:25,928 --> 01:36:27,329
He's barely hanging on.

2163
01:36:27,530 --> 01:36:29,765
- He needs his heart medicine?
- Where the hell is Danno?

2164
01:36:30,866 --> 01:36:32,301
Michael, you're a doctor.
What do you think?

2165
01:36:32,569 --> 01:36:33,737
I'm a dentist.

2166
01:36:33,769 --> 01:36:36,238
Uh... standard operating
procedure says

2167
01:36:36,272 --> 01:36:37,540
we should give
him a baby aspirin.

2168
01:36:37,574 --> 01:36:40,042
Yes. Right, uh...
Jesse, there should be

2169
01:36:40,075 --> 01:36:41,877
some low dose aspirin in
the upstairs bathroom.

2170
01:36:41,910 --> 01:36:43,145
- I'll be right back.
- Hurry!

2171
01:36:50,219 --> 01:36:51,253
Got it.

2172
01:36:56,125 --> 01:36:57,159
Danno?

2173
01:36:58,827 --> 01:37:01,297
Danno! Danno!

2174
01:37:07,436 --> 01:37:09,773
Danno. The Hummer.
It's down the street.

2175
01:37:09,805 --> 01:37:11,106
Jesse!

2176
01:37:11,407 --> 01:37:13,042
Try to get Grandpa to
take one of these.

2177
01:37:13,075 --> 01:37:14,109
Michael.

2178
01:37:24,420 --> 01:37:26,088
Anymore flashlights
in the garage?

2179
01:37:26,121 --> 01:37:27,557
- No.
- Did find a crowbar.

2180
01:37:27,590 --> 01:37:28,658
I found one too.

2181
01:37:29,458 --> 01:37:30,593
What are you doing?

2182
01:37:30,627 --> 01:37:32,394
- I'm coming with you.
- No, you're not.

2183
01:37:32,662 --> 01:37:34,664
- Try and stop me.
- Jesse, be reasonable.

2184
01:37:34,698 --> 01:37:36,599
We'll go. Stay here with
Grammy and Grandpa.

2185
01:37:36,633 --> 01:37:37,866
Please.

2186
01:37:39,868 --> 01:37:40,903
Fine.

2187
01:37:43,972 --> 01:37:45,608
- You guys ready?
- Yeah.

2188
01:37:45,642 --> 01:37:48,143
Wait. Michael. You're the closest
thing we have to a doctor.

2189
01:37:48,177 --> 01:37:49,579
Stay here with your
grandfather.

2190
01:37:50,513 --> 01:37:53,148
Okay. Be careful.

2191
01:37:53,182 --> 01:37:55,685
- I love you.
- I love you too, Bunny.

2192
01:37:55,984 --> 01:37:57,487
Let's do this.

2193
01:37:58,621 --> 01:37:59,723
Let's go.

2194
01:38:04,561 --> 01:38:05,928
You sure you want those?

2195
01:38:05,961 --> 01:38:07,196
- Why not?
- Yes.

2196
01:38:07,229 --> 01:38:08,665
You'll see.

2197
01:38:14,236 --> 01:38:15,971
That was a bad idea!

2198
01:38:16,405 --> 01:38:18,775
Come on, we're wasting time.
Let's go!

2199
01:38:20,744 --> 01:38:23,445
Did any of them think to grab
the right tools?

2200
01:38:23,912 --> 01:38:24,947
No.

2201
01:38:34,423 --> 01:38:36,693
- David.
- I might've known!

2202
01:38:38,160 --> 01:38:40,095
Where did you get
a flashlight?

2203
01:38:43,198 --> 01:38:45,769
He's okay. But I don't think
he can get out.

2204
01:38:46,168 --> 01:38:47,771
Wake up, baby.

2205
01:38:48,170 --> 01:38:51,306
Okay. We need to try to
roll this thing off of here.

2206
01:38:51,340 --> 01:38:52,374
Right.

2207
01:38:52,742 --> 01:38:53,710
- Ready?
- Yeah.

2208
01:38:53,743 --> 01:38:55,344
One, two, three.

2209
01:38:55,377 --> 01:38:57,346
Again.

2210
01:38:57,379 --> 01:38:59,415
One, two, three.

2211
01:38:59,749 --> 01:39:01,383
Whoa, whoa!

2212
01:39:05,120 --> 01:39:06,723
Baby, are you okay?

2213
01:39:07,222 --> 01:39:08,491
I can't move!

2214
01:39:09,425 --> 01:39:11,193
The dashboard's
pinning my legs!

2215
01:39:11,226 --> 01:39:13,195
- Danno, hold on.
- Look out!

2216
01:39:14,864 --> 01:39:16,165
The tree trunk's
too heavy.

2217
01:39:16,198 --> 01:39:19,234
Okay, we need to
cut this with something.

2218
01:39:19,268 --> 01:39:21,103
I'm gonna go to
the house and try to find...

2219
01:39:21,136 --> 01:39:22,906
What?
Like a chainsaw?

2220
01:39:30,212 --> 01:39:32,080
You are amazing!

2221
01:39:32,582 --> 01:39:34,884
I... I don't know
how to use this!

2222
01:39:34,918 --> 01:39:37,019
I can barely operate
a can-opener!

2223
01:39:37,052 --> 01:39:39,421
- No. Sorry.
- In the vernacular:

2224
01:39:39,455 --> 01:39:40,956
I've got this.

2225
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:47,362
Stand aside, lovies.
I need to harvest this bitch!

2226
01:39:57,005 --> 01:39:58,273
We're here.

2227
01:40:03,245 --> 01:40:04,647
He's gone.

2228
01:40:05,347 --> 01:40:06,649
What are you talkin' about?

2229
01:40:07,282 --> 01:40:09,017
He went under again
after you left.

2230
01:40:09,853 --> 01:40:11,554
I tried everything I know
but...

2231
01:40:15,692 --> 01:40:18,293
I don't suppose you have a portable
defibrillator in the house?

2232
01:40:18,327 --> 01:40:19,461
No.

2233
01:40:22,499 --> 01:40:24,166
It's not gonna matter
at this point.

2234
01:40:25,033 --> 01:40:27,035
- David, it's too late.
- No!

2235
01:40:27,469 --> 01:40:28,972
Help me place the pill
under his tongue.

2236
01:40:29,973 --> 01:40:31,006
Give him some light.

2237
01:40:33,008 --> 01:40:34,343
Come on, old man.

2238
01:40:34,777 --> 01:40:35,812
Come on.

2239
01:40:36,513 --> 01:40:37,814
I didn't mean it.

2240
01:40:38,380 --> 01:40:39,549
Didn't mean it.

2241
01:40:42,552 --> 01:40:43,586
I'm sorry.

2242
01:40:44,453 --> 01:40:46,255
Isn't there anything
we can do?

2243
01:40:46,990 --> 01:40:48,423
Anything?

2244
01:40:48,858 --> 01:40:51,059
Guys, I'm so, so sorry.

2245
01:40:57,399 --> 01:40:59,167
Listen, um...

2246
01:40:59,969 --> 01:41:01,571
I hate to say this...

2247
01:41:01,971 --> 01:41:04,674
but I really think we need to
get back in the hallway.

2248
01:41:05,742 --> 01:41:09,012
Just until this thing lets up.
Just for a bit.

2249
01:41:12,214 --> 01:41:15,752
No, no. No.

2250
01:41:48,518 --> 01:41:50,887
What in the blue blazes!

2251
01:41:52,454 --> 01:41:54,156
What are you tryin' to do,
kill me?

2252
01:41:54,189 --> 01:41:55,992
Grandpa!
Thank God!

2253
01:41:56,726 --> 01:41:59,227
Have you all lost your
ever-lovin' minds?

2254
01:41:59,261 --> 01:42:02,699
Oh, shut up, you old poop.
You scared us half to death!

2255
01:42:02,732 --> 01:42:04,366
- Thank God you're okay.
- We thought you were dead.

2256
01:42:04,399 --> 01:42:06,435
Nice call there,
Doctor Doom.

2257
01:42:06,468 --> 01:42:09,404
I'm just a dentist.

2258
01:42:13,610 --> 01:42:16,679
Okay people, we really need to
get back into the hallway.

2259
01:42:18,748 --> 01:42:19,782
- Grandpa.
- Huh?

2260
01:42:20,315 --> 01:42:23,118
I'm all right.
Just a little woozy.

2261
01:42:23,385 --> 01:42:24,687
Somebody get him
a glass of water.

2262
01:42:24,721 --> 01:42:25,722
Right, I'm on it.

2263
01:42:25,755 --> 01:42:27,122
We shouldn't move him again.

2264
01:42:27,490 --> 01:42:29,792
Look, I'll stay with him, uh,
before you guys go,

2265
01:42:29,826 --> 01:42:31,426
can you move the dresser
in front of the glass?

2266
01:42:31,460 --> 01:42:32,862
Yes. Guys,
give me a hand.

2267
01:42:37,734 --> 01:42:38,768
Here.

2268
01:42:42,939 --> 01:42:43,973
Mm.

2269
01:42:45,307 --> 01:42:47,409
Thank you.
You're a good man.

2270
01:42:47,442 --> 01:42:49,712
And Ian's a good man, too.

2271
01:42:50,145 --> 01:42:51,179
Thanks, Grandpa.

2272
01:42:51,446 --> 01:42:53,116
Thanks, we're...
we're good now.

2273
01:42:57,452 --> 01:43:01,557
I'll be... Well, we'll just be
right outside.

2274
01:43:02,525 --> 01:43:03,559
Okay.

2275
01:43:04,661 --> 01:43:05,995
Hey, I'll be all right.

2276
01:43:06,129 --> 01:43:07,897
You should stay with
the others.

2277
01:43:07,930 --> 01:43:10,298
No. You probably have
a concussion.

2278
01:43:10,667 --> 01:43:12,334
We need to keep you awake
for a few hours.

2279
01:43:13,970 --> 01:43:16,873
Okay.
What the hell happened?

2280
01:43:17,540 --> 01:43:19,441
- We thought we lost you.
- Huh?

2281
01:43:19,474 --> 01:43:20,510
That's what happened.

2282
01:43:21,110 --> 01:43:23,211
A tree fell into your room
and knocked you out cold.

2283
01:43:23,345 --> 01:43:27,215
I told you, that hurricane,
it had my number.

2284
01:43:27,817 --> 01:43:29,351
Don't start that again.

2285
01:43:29,719 --> 01:43:31,319
The hurricane had you,
all right.

2286
01:43:31,353 --> 01:43:32,955
Swallowed you up
and spat you back out.

2287
01:43:32,989 --> 01:43:34,857
Too much gristle.

2288
01:43:34,891 --> 01:43:36,224
You may be right.

2289
01:43:37,392 --> 01:43:40,328
- There you go.
- Quit fussin', I'll be okay.

2290
01:43:41,363 --> 01:43:42,832
Look, Grandpa...

2291
01:43:44,000 --> 01:43:45,835
- I never meant to...
- Boy, shut up

2292
01:43:45,868 --> 01:43:47,269
Just shut up.

2293
01:43:47,302 --> 01:43:49,471
But Grandpa, I can't believe
I said what I said.

2294
01:43:50,073 --> 01:43:53,341
Sticks and stones, son,
sticks and stones.

2295
01:43:53,375 --> 01:43:54,677
Forget about it.

2296
01:43:54,811 --> 01:43:57,279
I never should have said
what I said, either.

2297
01:43:58,181 --> 01:44:00,348
So... bygones?

2298
01:44:00,917 --> 01:44:02,085
Bygones.

2299
01:44:02,985 --> 01:44:07,523
You know, you do look and sound
just like Walker,

2300
01:44:07,557 --> 01:44:10,093
but you're nothing like him.

2301
01:44:10,493 --> 01:44:13,963
When I can shake the cobwebs
out of my skull, I know that.

2302
01:44:15,565 --> 01:44:17,399
When I was 18...

2303
01:44:17,432 --> 01:44:18,901
I almost changed my name.

2304
01:44:19,836 --> 01:44:21,704
I had a court date set up
and everything.

2305
01:44:22,705 --> 01:44:24,439
I didn't want to be
a Walker anymore.

2306
01:44:25,708 --> 01:44:27,043
Jaime talked me out of it.

2307
01:44:27,510 --> 01:44:29,779
Said it was like I was trying to
run away from a ghost.

2308
01:44:29,879 --> 01:44:32,048
A wise man, that Jaime.

2309
01:44:32,882 --> 01:44:34,617
How's he doin'?

2310
01:44:35,218 --> 01:44:36,251
Still in Iraq.

2311
01:44:36,552 --> 01:44:37,954
But he's fine, though.

2312
01:44:38,253 --> 01:44:39,489
Be home by Thanksgiving.

2313
01:44:40,022 --> 01:44:43,226
Good.
Now, what about you?

2314
01:44:43,559 --> 01:44:46,294
You comin' back up for
Thanksgiving? Hm?

2315
01:44:47,429 --> 01:44:48,664
Absolutely.

2316
01:44:48,865 --> 01:44:51,834
All right, good. Good.

2317
01:44:52,434 --> 01:44:53,903
- Grandpa.
- Huh?

2318
01:44:53,936 --> 01:44:55,671
We need to keep you awake for
a little while, okay?

2319
01:44:55,972 --> 01:44:58,306
If you say so, son,
if you say so.

2320
01:44:59,709 --> 01:45:01,778
So, tell me about Grandma.

2321
01:45:01,978 --> 01:45:03,012
How'd you two meet?

2322
01:45:03,378 --> 01:45:05,181
Oh, heh.

2323
01:45:07,216 --> 01:45:08,785
We met in church.

2324
01:45:09,485 --> 01:45:12,088
Fall of 1941.

2325
01:45:12,722 --> 01:45:15,390
Just before Pearl Harbor.
Mm-hm.

2326
01:45:15,423 --> 01:45:17,026
She was in the choir.

2327
01:45:17,794 --> 01:45:20,395
I remember the first time
I ever saw that woman

2328
01:45:20,428 --> 01:45:21,631
up there in the loft...

2329
01:45:33,408 --> 01:45:36,813
Okay, so this is the morning
after the storm.

2330
01:45:38,446 --> 01:45:41,984
<i>♪ Old damn fate of mine ♪</i>

2331
01:45:42,018 --> 01:45:45,655
<i>♪ I've been locked away
for a time ♪</i>

2332
01:45:45,688 --> 01:45:49,926
<i>♪ Many years
I walked the line ♪</i>

2333
01:45:49,959 --> 01:45:53,095
<i>♪ Old damn fate of mine ♪</i>

2334
01:45:56,666 --> 01:46:00,002
<i>♪ Oh, now when I escape ♪</i>

2335
01:46:00,036 --> 01:46:03,539
<i>♪ When I've gone
and lost this fate ♪</i>

2336
01:46:04,439 --> 01:46:08,511
<i>♪ And I can't stay ♪</i>

2337
01:46:08,544 --> 01:46:11,948
<i>♪ She's waiting for me ♪</i>

2338
01:46:11,981 --> 01:46:15,651
<i>♪ And I can't stay ♪</i>

2339
01:46:16,719 --> 01:46:19,689
<i>♪ She set me free ♪</i>

2340
01:46:20,523 --> 01:46:23,226
<i>♪ I'm breakin' free ♪</i>

2341
01:46:24,026 --> 01:46:25,261
Michael.

2342
01:46:25,294 --> 01:46:26,662
- Okay.
- Looks great.

2343
01:46:26,696 --> 01:46:28,598
Yeah. You... You do this part.
I'm gonna do this.

2344
01:46:28,631 --> 01:46:29,932
- Okay?
- I got it.

2345
01:46:29,966 --> 01:46:31,834
Perfect. All right.

2346
01:46:31,868 --> 01:46:33,169
Here watch this!

2347
01:46:35,738 --> 01:46:37,540
Oh, that's my piece.
Oh, yeah.

2348
01:46:37,573 --> 01:46:38,941
Yep.

2349
01:46:40,142 --> 01:46:41,811
Maybe a smidgen stale.

2350
01:46:41,844 --> 01:46:43,212
Well, we'll toast it.

2351
01:46:43,246 --> 01:46:45,114
Over what, a candle?

2352
01:46:45,147 --> 01:46:46,549
Jesse, that looks great!

2353
01:46:46,582 --> 01:46:48,017
Does it?
Okay, awesome.

2354
01:46:48,050 --> 01:46:49,352
How's that, is it even?

2355
01:46:49,384 --> 01:46:51,386
- Uh, yeah.
- Yeah? Awesome.

2356
01:46:51,419 --> 01:46:52,454
- Hi, honey.
- Wow, David.

2357
01:46:52,488 --> 01:46:54,523
The shine on that
is amazing.

2358
01:46:55,191 --> 01:46:57,894
Oops, it's the mobile
balloon unit.

2359
01:46:57,927 --> 01:46:59,061
Special delivery!

2360
01:46:59,095 --> 01:47:00,162
Yes, that's a good idea.

2361
01:47:00,196 --> 01:47:02,798
Put some in the kitchen.
Thank you!

2362
01:47:08,771 --> 01:47:10,072
Hey, everybody!

2363
01:47:10,106 --> 01:47:12,440
I just got off the phone
with the cruise line.

2364
01:47:12,541 --> 01:47:13,876
They diverted south.

2365
01:47:13,910 --> 01:47:15,678
By the time the storm was up
near Jacksonville,

2366
01:47:15,711 --> 01:47:16,913
they were docking in
Port Canaveral.

2367
01:47:16,946 --> 01:47:18,446
- Oh, awesome.
- Great.

2368
01:47:18,581 --> 01:47:19,815
And they're even providing

2369
01:47:19,849 --> 01:47:21,384
a complimentary ride home
for mom and dad.

2370
01:47:21,416 --> 01:47:23,019
- Oh, perfect.
- Fantastic.

2371
01:47:23,052 --> 01:47:24,153
Sit on down here.

2372
01:47:27,023 --> 01:47:28,291
Am I in the way?

2373
01:47:28,524 --> 01:47:31,227
What? Oh, no.
This is for you.

2374
01:47:31,794 --> 01:47:34,096
Oh, I didn't know
you cared.

2375
01:47:34,130 --> 01:47:35,598
Aww...

2376
01:47:35,631 --> 01:47:36,699
I thought you might want this,

2377
01:47:36,732 --> 01:47:38,067
in case your trailer was
destroyed.

2378
01:47:43,471 --> 01:47:45,841
Hey, don't look
so surprised, y'all.

2379
01:47:45,875 --> 01:47:47,543
This is real.

2380
01:47:48,911 --> 01:47:50,313
- It's real.
- I had no idea.

2381
01:47:50,947 --> 01:47:53,916
Man was chokin', I smacked
the Spam out of him,

2382
01:47:53,950 --> 01:47:56,285
end of story.

2383
01:47:56,319 --> 01:47:58,554
Okay, okay,
but Grandpa,

2384
01:47:58,587 --> 01:48:00,022
no kidding.

2385
01:48:00,323 --> 01:48:01,357
You're my hero.

2386
01:48:01,390 --> 01:48:03,025
- Oh...
- Hear, hear!

2387
01:48:03,559 --> 01:48:04,961
The next box is for you.

2388
01:48:05,428 --> 01:48:07,263
All right, everybody.
Cheers.

2389
01:48:07,296 --> 01:48:08,764
Oh, uh, wait, wait, wait!
David,

2390
01:48:08,798 --> 01:48:10,132
did you want to say
a prayer?

2391
01:48:10,566 --> 01:48:12,201
- What?
- No, no, I...

2392
01:48:12,234 --> 01:48:14,003
- I'd love to say a prayer.
- Yes, please.

2393
01:48:17,740 --> 01:48:20,543
- Thank you, Lord!
- Amen!

2394
01:48:21,510 --> 01:48:24,447
And I would like to
propose a toast.

2395
01:48:26,148 --> 01:48:27,316
Go ahead, Grandpa.

2396
01:48:28,584 --> 01:48:30,786
- To Charley.
- To Charley.

2397
01:48:30,820 --> 01:48:32,154
Hello?

2398
01:48:32,188 --> 01:48:33,622
Oh, guys.
They're here, they're here.

2399
01:48:38,127 --> 01:48:39,729
Where the heck are you guys?

2400
01:48:40,629 --> 01:48:42,965
Surprise!

2401
01:48:44,433 --> 01:48:46,068
Oh, my God. Hey!

2402
01:49:11,994 --> 01:49:16,599
<i>♪ I'm so tired of
being here ♪</i>

2403
01:49:18,534 --> 01:49:24,006
<i>♪ Suppressed by all my
childish fears ♪</i>

2404
01:49:24,040 --> 01:49:27,543
<i>♪ And if you're after me ♪</i>

2405
01:49:27,576 --> 01:49:30,646
<i>♪ I wish that you
would just leave ♪</i>

2406
01:49:30,679 --> 01:49:34,116
<i>♪ 'Cause your presence
still lingers here ♪</i>

2407
01:49:34,150 --> 01:49:38,020
<i>♪ And if only you'd
leave me alone ♪</i>

2408
01:49:38,054 --> 01:49:40,823
<i>♪ These wounds won't
seem to heal ♪</i>

2409
01:49:40,856 --> 01:49:44,126
<i>♪ This pain is just
too real ♪</i>

2410
01:49:44,160 --> 01:49:50,066
<i>♪ And there's just too much
that time cannot erase ♪</i>

2411
01:49:50,099 --> 01:49:51,967
<i>♪ When you cried ♪</i>

2412
01:49:52,001 --> 01:49:56,672
<i>♪ I'd wipe away
all of your tears ♪</i>

2413
01:49:56,705 --> 01:49:58,140
<i>♪ You'd scream ♪</i>

2414
01:49:58,174 --> 01:50:02,812
<i>♪ I'd fight away
all of your fears ♪</i>

2415
01:50:02,845 --> 01:50:05,614
<i>♪ And I held your hand ♪</i>

2416
01:50:05,648 --> 01:50:09,385
<i>♪ Through all of these years ♪</i>

2417
01:50:09,418 --> 01:50:15,224
<i>♪ But you still have... ♪</i>

2418
01:50:16,892 --> 01:50:20,396
<i>♪ All of me ♪</i>

2419
01:50:31,474 --> 01:50:34,877
<i>♪ You used to
captivate me ♪</i>

2420
01:50:34,910 --> 01:50:37,913
<i>♪ Under your
resonating light ♪</i>

2421
01:50:37,947 --> 01:50:44,019
<i>♪ Now I'm bound by the life
you left behind ♪</i>

2422
01:50:44,053 --> 01:50:47,423
<i>♪ Your face,
it haunts ♪</i>

2423
01:50:47,456 --> 01:50:50,860
<i>♪ My once blessed dreams ♪</i>

2424
01:50:50,893 --> 01:50:53,696
<i>♪ Your voice had
chased away ♪</i>

2425
01:50:53,729 --> 01:50:57,733
<i>♪ All the sanity in me ♪</i>

2426
01:50:57,766 --> 01:51:00,636
<i>♪ If these wounds
won't seem to heal ♪</i>

2427
01:51:00,669 --> 01:51:04,073
<i>♪ If this pain is
just too real ♪</i>

2428
01:51:04,106 --> 01:51:06,075
<i>♪ And there's just too much ♪</i>

2429
01:51:06,108 --> 01:51:10,212
<i>♪ That time cannot erase ♪</i>

2430
01:51:10,246 --> 01:51:11,981
<i>♪ When you cried ♪</i>

2431
01:51:12,014 --> 01:51:16,752
<i>♪ I'd wipe away
all of your tears ♪</i>

2432
01:51:16,785 --> 01:51:18,488
<i>♪ You'd scream ♪</i>

2433
01:51:18,522 --> 01:51:22,925
<i>♪ I'd fight away
all of your fears ♪</i>

2434
01:51:22,958 --> 01:51:25,728
<i>♪ And I held your hand ♪</i>

2435
01:51:25,761 --> 01:51:29,398
<i>♪ Through all of these years ♪</i>

2436
01:51:29,431 --> 01:51:35,304
<i>♪ But you still have... ♪</i>

2437
01:51:38,474 --> 01:51:42,811
<i>♪ I've tried so hard ♪</i>

2438
01:51:42,845 --> 01:51:46,282
<i>♪ To tell myself ♪</i>

2439
01:51:46,315 --> 01:51:50,587
<i>♪ That you're gone ♪</i>

2440
01:51:50,620 --> 01:51:56,091
<i>♪ But though you're
still with me ♪</i>

2441
01:51:57,627 --> 01:52:02,298
<i>♪ I've been alone ♪</i>

2442
01:52:02,331 --> 01:52:08,137
<i>♪ All along ♪</i>

2443
01:52:17,313 --> 01:52:19,215
<i>♪ When you cried ♪</i>

2444
01:52:19,248 --> 01:52:23,852
<i>♪ I'd wipe away
all of your tears ♪</i>

2445
01:52:23,886 --> 01:52:25,221
<i>♪ When you'd scream ♪</i>

2446
01:52:25,254 --> 01:52:30,259
<i>♪ I'd fight away
all of your fears ♪</i>

2447
01:52:30,292 --> 01:52:33,496
<i>♪ And I held your hand ♪</i>

2448
01:52:33,530 --> 01:52:36,633
<i>♪ Through all of these years ♪</i>

2449
01:52:36,666 --> 01:52:42,771
<i>♪ But you still have... ♪</i>

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01:52:44,373 --> 01:52:51,413
<i>♪ All of me, oh ♪</i>

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01:52:52,682 --> 01:52:58,622
<i>♪ Me, oh ♪</i>

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01:52:59,589 --> 01:53:06,028
<i>♪ Me, oh, oh ♪</i>

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01:53:17,076 --> 01:53:22,076
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