[techno music playing]
[thrusters whooshing]
[traffic honking]
-[siren wailing] -[screams]
[creature wailing]
Huh.
Hmm…
[train screeching]
[music continues]
[keypad beeping]
[keypad beeps]
[sighs]
[laughs]
-[chill music playing] -[scatting]
-[creatures snarling] -[slime] Ugh.
[creature screeches]
Hmm. Guess it's takeout.
[watch beeping, ringing]
[screen beeping]
[vehicle door opens]
[warbling]
[music continues]
[headset beeps]
[creature squeaking, chittering]
-[door banging] -[creature squeals]
[slime] Hmm…
That was quick.
Hey, there!
One order of flaming-hot Flor Grub for…
What was the name?
No name. I'm paying with yerbles.
Huh? What the…
-[gasps] -You forgot the tip.
[slime screams, coughs]
[panting] What the…
[tense music playing]
[gasps] Sabo Brok?
[Sabo] Meethal Raythox, you're wanted for skipping bail in the Zoltair system.
How'd you find me? I was so careful.
I really thought I gave 'em… the slip.
[grunts]
[laughs]
Ah!
[Sabo sighs]
Why they always gotta run?
KRS, target is on the move.
[hip-hop music playing]
-[thrusters whooshing] -[traffic honking]
[gasps, growls]
Oh!
[music continues]
-[grunts] -[passerby grunts]
Huh?
[creature wailing]
[Sabo] Gotcha.
[slime laughs]
[Sabo] KRS, make a note.
No more bounties on liquid-based life-forms.
Huh? [laughs]
[announcer on PA speaking indistinctly]
[Sabo] Wait. He's liquid.
[wrist beeping]
[laughs]
-[blaster charging up] -[laughing]
[music ends]
[muttering indistinctly, muffled]
[yelps]
Mmm?
[yelps]
[device chimes]
[Sabo] Guess you'd rather fly travel size.
[boy] On the run, cut off from his squad,
and running from a past he'd rather forget,
the fearless mercenary LaserFire stalks his prey.
Um, what are you doing?
It's called role-playing, Lisa.
And I find that having a compelling backstory
gives me an extra edge that the other guys don't have.
Whatever, ya dork.
Yo, Sean. Where are you?
Oh! Sorry, guys.
Oh my gosh. Did he get lost?
He's using those annoying voices again.
[all laugh]
All right, guys. All we need to do is draw them out into the open.
Sean, you get out there and run interference.
They got a rail gun, but the rest of us can ambush them from our hiding place.
Just wait for my signal.
[Sean] Ready!
LaserFire springs into action.
Spots his quarry and has found them wanting.
Surprise is his ally.
-Uh-oh! -Blast 'em, Sean!
[grenade clangs, clinking]
[character grunts]
-What just happened? -Aw, man! Sean, what the--
[game over music playing]
Sean, you dummy! You just gave away our location!
Sorry, guys. I-I freaked.
Why do we even let you play with us?
Way to go, Twitchy.
Hey! Cut it out.
Nobody gets to pick on my brother except for me.
Is that your sister, Sean? Tell her to shut it.
Um, what did he say?
Sorry, guys. I'll do better next time. I-I think it's just lag on my end.
-[game] Ejected! -[Sean] Guys?
What happened?
[sighs] They kicked me out of the group.
[sad music playing]
Hey! It's just a game, right?
Yeah.
[Lisa] Give it to me.
But you'll have to play on the other team.
Perfect.
[game] Evatrax.
Okay, guys. Focus.
Yeah, don't screw it up!
Let's team up on ol' Bug Eyes.
[Lisa] Hey, Damien. Think fast.
Fall back!
[imposing hip-hop music playing]
[glass shatters]
[NewbSlaya_2049 pants] Anyone have a night vision kit?
[Lisa] There are sheep,
and there are wolves, Sean.
[gasps]
[NewbSlaya_2049 screams]
[Timmy_theSAVAGE] Hello? Mike?
Mike, where are you?
[Lisa] Michael's gone, Darren.
[Darren] Sean? Is that-- is that you?
[Lisa] No, Darren. I'm something much worse.
[blaster firing]
-[Darren groans] -[victory music playing]
-[Sean] Whoo! -[Lisa] Yeah, baby!
We won.
[both vocalizing]
[both] We won.
[Lisa] We did it!
[music ends]
Well, you did it. I'm worse than a bot.
Hey! No, you're not.
Don't let those guys get to you.
Yeah.
All right, guys. Let's go. Your father should be here any minute.
[cell phone chimes]
"Got held up. Can you drop them off?"
[groans] Of course you did, Terry.
Shotgun!
[upbeat music playing]
[engine starting]
[music stops]
[chill music playing]
[mother] So! Dad's taking you to Splashtown for your birthday.
Are you excited, Sean?
Yeah, I can't wait!
I'm gonna make him go on all the waterslides with me this time.
There's this one, The Devastator!
It has so many turns in it,
they have to constantly clean it out because so many people barf in it!
-[mocks retching] -That's disgusting.
Well, I'm sorry I'll be missing out on that.
I'm sure you and your dad will have a great time.
Surprised he can even find time to hang out with us.
Lisa!
What? You know I'm right.
Besides, Sean knows his real birthday is with us next weekend.
This isn't about keeping score between me and Dad.
But if it was, that game would be a shutout.
[knocks]
Terry.
[keys jingle]
[grunting] That's right, Charlie. We're go. I'm on the move.
Wow.
[chill music playing]
[Sean grunts] Pew, pew, pew. [grunts]
Dad's really leaning into the divorced-guy thing.
Hey. Hey, hey. Hey.
No. We're not divorced. We're just… separated.
And this place may be a little rough… [inhales] …but he's doing his best.
-[flies buzzing] -[mother] I-I guess.
-[door bangs] -[tense music plays]
Did someone order takeout?
Daddy!
Hey! Sorry I'm late, guys.
I had to drop my truck off.
-I wanna ride in your truck! -[Terry laughs]
Oh yeah? Gonna help me make deliveries, huh?
I've never seen it.
Hey, little man. What's up with the…
those crazy guns? Huh! You been working out?
Yeah, I'm getting swole, right?
[kisses]
And how's my girl doing?
What? We aren't doing kisses anymore?
Yeah. Didn't you get the memo?
Wow! What are these?!
I think it's supposed to be…
art?
Hey, Lisa. Think fast. [grunts]
Hey! Does that look like a toy to you?
Uh… Yes?
Uh, well… it's not.
Hey, Terry? Can we, uh, talk for a minute?
What's with Sean's face? I thought he was over that.
[sighs] His tic has been getting worse. The doctor says it's caused by stress.
[scoffs] Stress? What's he got to be stressed about? He's eight.
Uh-- I'm kidding.
Terry, can you take this seriously?
And we have to talk about the Lisa incident.
What incident? I thought she was doing great.
Here's what happened.
The kids were supposed to be doing a fundraiser for the new gym.
But instead of selling chocolate bars like a normal kid,
your daughter decided to set up a gambling den.
[Terry] What, were they betting marbles or something?
[mother] No, Terry. It was high-stakes poker.
♪ Money, money, money, money Money, money, money, money ♪
[screams]
[mother] She cleaned them all out.
Sorry, Reggie. This just isn't your week.
[sighs] I know.
I mean, come on. He lost to a child. He had it coming.
Terry, definitely not the point.
The parents were furious. All the money she raised had to be returned.
And I'm pretty sure she hired a seventh-grader to go around and collect.
See? She's creating job opportunities.
Terry.
All right. I'll talk to her. I'll set her straight.
It's not just about "setting her straight."
The kids really need you right now. And when you're here, you need to be here.
I-I know you hate my job, and I hate being away all the time,
but it's good money.
I just need one, maybe two big runs, and we'll be set for a while.
You know what? I really hope so.
[uplifting music playing]
[music stops]
Did we not just talk about this?
[both laugh]
[mother] Okay. I am going to take off.
-You guys all good? -Yep.
Sean, remember to take your allergy medicine.
I will.
Lisa, take lots of pictures and send them to me.
We will, Mom.
Bye, Tess.
Bye, Terry.
Who's ready for cocktails?
Ooh! I am!
You don't even know what that means.
-[Terry laughing] -One more joke, Dad! One more!
-Okay, okay, okay. Okay. -No!
Dad, you're killing me.
Why did the invisible man turn down the job?
I don't know.
He couldn't see himself doing it! [laughs]
-[laughing] -That's lovely, Sean.
Okay. Okay, okay, okay. What movie you guys wanna watch?
Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
Let's watch The Legend of Ga-Hoo!
[both groan]
Uh-uh. No. Not again.
Sorry, son. Five times is my limit on Ga-Hoo.
I'm seeing those horrible little gremlins in my dreams. [shudders]
[Lisa] Let's watch Snow Dad.
Yeah! Snow Dad!
Snow Dad? What's that, a Christmas movie?
[Lisa] No.
It's about a dad who flakes on his family all the time,
but then he gets in a car crash and dies.
[gulps]
[coughs] What?!
Yeah. But he comes back to life as a snowman.
Oh. Okay. So, he doesn't die?
Well, sort of.
He comes back to life as a snowman for a little while
so he can help his son win a sledding competition.
He learns how cool his kid is
and actually spends time with him for once.
You might relate.
[imposing music playing]
[music stops]
-S-Sounds like some nonsense. -Sean loves it.
[Sean] Mm-hmm.
Hey, hey! Where you going? I thought we were gonna watch something.
I got… homework to do before the trip.
Homework?
So…
Wanna play video games?
[Lisa sighs]
[sad music playing]
[music ends]
[Sean] And this is a quantum carpet bomb.
[tiredly] Oh yeah?
It's an epic weapon. You can use it to call in an air strike on your enemies.
But you only get one.
That is awesome, man. That's-- that's cool.
Dad? Can I get more ice cream?
Sure. Yeah, man. Go ahead.
Can we get a dog?
Yeah, dude. Yeah. Mmm.
Yes!
-[gasps] -[shock sting]
[ominous music playing]
[knocks]
Dad?
Huh?
Sean!
[music intensifying]
-[music stops] -Hey, Terry.
Cute kid you got there.
I'm with the Conglomerate.
I know who you are. Why are you here?
We came to offer you a job.
How'd you even find this place?
It wasn't easy.
But we like to keep tabs on operators of your caliber.
We tried going through your fixer, but she kept turning us away.
Yeah. 'Cause I'm busy this weekend.
[Sean] Dad?
Who is he?
Just someone from work, Sean.
Go play.
[ominous music resumes]
[fixer] We have a time-sensitive matter that we need your assistance with.
We need you to intercept an individual
who's been causing quite a bit of trouble for us.
[hologram crackling]
It's all in the file.
Like I said, I'm not available.
This is what we're willing to pay for your services.
Look, man. I told you…
Wow.
That's a-- that's a really big number.
[fixer] Should give you an idea how important this is to us.
With the money you stand to make from this run,
you can afford a much better life for your son.
And your daughter.
I didn't tell you I had a daughter.
[ominous music continues]
The individual's last known location is on the crystal.
Y'all got some nerve doing me like this.
So is that a yes?
[sad music playing]
Fine.
I'll do it.
Excellent. I knew you'd make the right decision.
We'll be in touch.
Happy hunting.
Uh, by the way, people down here tend to knock at the front door.
[lock clinking]
[ominous music plays]
Dad? I don't like that guy.
Yeah. Me neither.
Hey, little man. We need to talk.
[pop music playing on earpieces]
[door opens, closes]
What happened?
[sighs] Dad… has to go to work.
No, he didn't.
It was short notice, and I didn't have much at the house,
but I whipped up a little something.
Thanks for doing this last minute, Mama.
-I owe you. -You don't owe me anything.
You owe these kids.
Hi, Grandma.
No hugs, or kisses, or anything?
Listen, big man. I wouldn't be doing this unless it was an absolute emergency.
I just gotta make this run, but when I get back,
we're gonna take you to Splashtown no matter what. Okay?
[Sean] Mm-hmm.
Lisa…
Dad's boss is so mean!
Why do they make him work so much?
Don't let Dad off the hook. He doesn't always have to say yes, Sean.
I don't wanna stay here.
[muffled] I wanna go with him.
Wait. What'd you say?
I wish we could go with Dad to work.
That's what I really want for my birthday weekend.
[chuckles] Oh, man. He'd be so mad.
[gasps] Hmm.
Come with me.
[conspiratorial music playing]
Whoa!
[orb crackling]
Dad really needs to stop buying all these tacky decorations.
[Terry] Okay. Bye, Mom.
Get rid of the case.
Lisa? Sean? Can I get a goodbye hug?
[muffled] All right. I get it.
[car door opens, closes]
[engine starts]
[tires squealing]
-[giggling] -Shh.
-[gear changes] -[tires squealing]
Wow! Dad's car can really rip!
Why are the lights moving… down?
[tense music playing]
[thrusters powering up]
-[both screaming] -[thrusters whooshing]
[screams]
[thrusters powering down]
-That was weird. -[car door opens, closes]
Okay. Ready? On three.
[muffled] One, two, three!
[both] Surprise!
[both] Huh?
Uh… What is this?
Dad?
I don't think this is Dad's truck.
[robot] Excuse me. I do not think you are supposed to be here.
-Alert. Intruders. -[both screaming]
[robot] No running in the halls.
Restricted area.
And no running in the halls. Freshly waxed floors.
No running in the--
[foreboding music playing]
[both scream]
[Sabo Brok] What the…
[engine revs]
[suspenseful music playing]
-Dad? -Daddy?
What are you guys doing here?
What are we doing here?
What the heck is this?
Oh my gosh.
Are we in space?!
Dad? What is happening?
[robot] Sir, there appears to be several stowaways onboard.
Thanks for the news flash, KRS.
Dad! What is happening?
-[gasps] What do these do? -[Terry] Lisa, it's okay.
[screen beeping]
[KRS] Please, stop touching the buttons.
[Sean straining]
[KRS] Please, stop touching the buttons.
Please, stop touching the-- Please, stop touching…
-[Terry] Sean! -Dad! What is happening?
Whoa! Don't touch that!
[KRS] Sir, a large alien life-form is approaching.
What now? Like a ship?
[KRS] Negative. A large life-form is headed directly towards us.
[creature roars]
[roaring]
[sighs] A Ring Devil.
Dad, look! I figured out how to turn on the lights!
[screen beeping]
Sean, don't touch another button.
[growling]
Dad, what is that thing?
[KRS] Ring Devil. Animus corpae predator.
Carnivorous.
Female.
Is it gonna eat us?
-[Ring Devil roars] -[metal clangs]
[KRS] I believe it is signaling that it wishes to mate with us.
Cool!
Ew! What does that even look like?
I do not wanna find out.
Seat belts, now!
Seat belts? What seat belts?
Cool!
KRS, ready turbines on three.
[Ring Devil roars]
One, two, three!
[KRS] Rockets primed.
Hit it!
-[Lisa screaming] -[Sean laughing]
It's mad! Why is it mad?!
[KRS] Interesting factoid. When the female initiates courtship,
she bites off the head of the male as part of the ritual.
Cool! Like a praying mantis!
Oh my gosh!
KRS! Can you please stop telling them the stuff?
[tense music playing]
[KRS] Sir, we have a 90% probability of a mortal collision.
I am aware, KRS!
[roars]
[dramatic music plays]
Hang on!
[KRS] Full power.
[imposing hip-hop music playing]
[both scream]
[wails, echoing]
[music ends]
Aw, she sounds sad.
Don't worry, fish monster. The right one is still out there.
Your mom's gonna kill me.
[calm music playing]
This is so much cooler than Splashtown.
[thrusters blast, whooshing]
[narrator] This season on My Dad the Bounty Hunter…
[hip-hop music playing]
[Terry] Space is not a place for kids!
[thrusters blast]
It's dangerous…
-Been a long time. -[Lisa yelps]
[Terry] …there's bad guys. You could get lost.
We need you to intersept an individual
who's been causing quite a bit of trouble for us.
Our mission is to get paid. So we can get you guys back home.
-Everything okay with the kids? -Oh yeah. Nah, super good. Super good.
[Sean screams]
Wait. You're like a bounty hunter?
[Sabo] Target is on the move.
[Sean screams]
"Bounty hunter" comes with a lot of negative connotations.
We sorta prefer the term "fugitive recovery specialist."
[Sean] Huh?
But yeah, no, you're right. Bounty hunter.
[music continues]
[music ends]
[techno music playing]