1
00:00:20,543 --> 00:00:24,168
‎全副武装 杀气腾腾 来者不善

2
00:00:24,251 --> 00:00:27,376
‎可以聊聊那件外套吗？说说而已哦

3
00:00:27,459 --> 00:00:29,751
‎你在盯着裤子看吗？瞧瞧！

4
00:00:29,834 --> 00:00:32,001
‎我发誓 我要是有腿 泰瑞 肯定…

5
00:00:32,084 --> 00:00:35,876
‎肖恩！不管你对柯瑞丝做了什么设置
‎过来给我取消掉

6
00:00:35,959 --> 00:00:38,876
‎稍等一下 爸爸！丽莎在教我算牌

7
00:00:38,959 --> 00:00:40,293
‎什…什么？

8
00:00:40,376 --> 00:00:43,793
‎好吧 假如你有两张没翻的红桃

9
00:00:43,876 --> 00:00:48,334
‎翻牌时 又有两张红桃
‎现在还有47张牌没翻

10
00:00:48,418 --> 00:00:51,918
‎-你有九张助胜牌…
‎-你们在干什么？

11
00:00:52,709 --> 00:00:54,001
‎玩牌？

12
00:00:54,084 --> 00:00:57,126
‎不 我看得出来
‎你们不是因为这事惹了麻烦吗？

13
00:00:58,168 --> 00:00:59,251
‎有没有搞错 爸？

14
00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:03,668
‎少跟我来这套 你妈刚告诉我
‎学校打来家里问这事儿

15
00:01:03,751 --> 00:01:05,959
‎要是下次学校决定开除你们呢？

16
00:01:06,043 --> 00:01:10,334
‎妈妈和我辛苦工作送你们去那所学校
‎你们不能乱来

17
00:01:10,418 --> 00:01:13,584
‎图什么？因为你们想学辛辛那提小子
‎到处乱跑？

18
00:01:15,459 --> 00:01:17,084
‎不行 不允许那样做

19
00:01:17,168 --> 00:01:19,834
‎在我屋檐下不行
‎话说你的牌技从哪儿学的？

20
00:01:22,251 --> 00:01:24,209
‎你不记得了？

21
00:01:26,168 --> 00:01:27,668
‎哇 你真不记得

22
00:01:28,918 --> 00:01:30,043
‎（老爸的礼物）

23
00:01:31,043 --> 00:01:32,251
‎我小时候

24
00:01:32,334 --> 00:01:36,001
‎你下班回家后会教我新玩法、新花招

25
00:01:36,084 --> 00:01:38,876
‎洗牌方法 然后帮我掖被子

26
00:01:40,501 --> 00:01:42,751
‎拜托！我当然记得！

27
00:01:46,418 --> 00:01:49,084
‎拜托！我记得！

28
00:01:54,376 --> 00:01:57,293
‎-柯瑞丝
‎-嘿 我可什么都没说

29
00:01:57,376 --> 00:01:58,876
‎你做了什么 自己清楚

30
00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,459
‎一加仑要2800？天…

31
00:02:09,501 --> 00:02:12,584
‎可恶 真可恶 好贵

32
00:02:22,334 --> 00:02:24,709
‎好了 去买些路上吃的东西

33
00:02:24,793 --> 00:02:25,626
‎发财了！

34
00:02:26,418 --> 00:02:27,793
‎十分钟后就回来

35
00:02:27,876 --> 00:02:30,293
‎还有 肖恩 别光买糖果

36
00:02:30,959 --> 00:02:32,793
‎肖恩 我说真的

37
00:02:32,876 --> 00:02:35,501
‎丽莎 你想买什么都可以

38
00:02:38,918 --> 00:02:41,168
‎（变形沙冰）

39
00:02:52,168 --> 00:02:54,668
‎“脏脏葡萄爆脆爽”？

40
00:02:54,751 --> 00:02:57,876
‎“酸脑壳蓝屁股爆浆软糖”？

41
00:02:57,959 --> 00:03:00,793
‎“巧克拉塔虱子焦糖方形派”？

42
00:03:26,001 --> 00:03:26,834
‎你好

43
00:03:26,918 --> 00:03:30,584
‎正在寻找装甜食的容器

44
00:03:30,668 --> 00:03:32,418
‎你需要篮子是吗？

45
00:03:32,501 --> 00:03:33,543
‎没错

46
00:03:42,001 --> 00:03:45,084
‎我是说 够了

47
00:03:47,418 --> 00:03:50,959
‎我是来自地球区域的机器人肖恩

48
00:03:51,043 --> 00:03:52,501
‎序列号是8

49
00:03:52,584 --> 00:03:57,334
‎制造商 爸爸妈妈 请表明你的身份

50
00:03:58,168 --> 00:04:00,543
‎-你为何一直那样说话？
‎-什么？

51
00:04:00,626 --> 00:04:03,959
‎你是复古款、旧型号 还是什么？

52
00:04:04,043 --> 00:04:08,126
‎因为我是机器人 我以为机器人…

53
00:04:08,209 --> 00:04:10,751
‎算了 你叫什么名字？

54
00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:14,709
‎卡瑞利安机器人劳动小队
‎正式名称383

55
00:04:15,584 --> 00:04:19,001
‎“卡机劳”

56
00:04:20,418 --> 00:04:24,376
‎-干脆叫你“小卡”吧
‎-小卡

57
00:04:24,459 --> 00:04:26,751
‎哇 这个名字短多了

58
00:04:26,834 --> 00:04:30,959
‎总之 我得继续工作了
‎幸会 机器人肖恩

59
00:04:31,709 --> 00:04:34,626
‎这里一个顾客都没有

60
00:04:34,709 --> 00:04:37,043
‎嗯 自从这里闹虫子 就无人光临了

61
00:04:37,126 --> 00:04:39,209
‎-我们一起玩吧！
‎-一起玩？

62
00:04:39,293 --> 00:04:42,126
‎是啊 一起做事 好好玩

63
00:04:42,209 --> 00:04:45,418
‎我可不知道
‎我的程序是否准我“好好玩”

64
00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:48,251
‎-走吧 我教你！
‎-好吧

65
00:04:48,334 --> 00:04:51,001
‎最好别跑 我刚拖地

66
00:04:57,001 --> 00:05:00,168
‎我教她玩牌
‎突然之间 她就成了扑克圣手

67
00:05:01,709 --> 00:05:04,084
‎（泰瑞）

68
00:05:06,543 --> 00:05:11,168
‎-嘿 泰瑞 孩子们还好吗？
‎-嗯 没事 风平浪静

69
00:05:11,251 --> 00:05:14,168
‎孩子们都好 他们正准备吃晚餐

70
00:05:17,626 --> 00:05:20,084
‎嗯 没有啊 一切都很好

71
00:05:21,043 --> 00:05:24,126
‎我懂你这种语气 泰瑞 出什么事了？

72
00:05:25,668 --> 00:05:27,918
‎好吧 我跟丽莎谈过了

73
00:05:28,001 --> 00:05:31,793
‎-是吗？
‎-跟我希望的结果大相庭径

74
00:05:31,876 --> 00:05:34,459
‎-真让人吃惊
‎-你什么意思？

75
00:05:34,543 --> 00:05:37,834
‎你很清楚你和她是什么个性

76
00:05:38,376 --> 00:05:39,918
‎你俩都很难对付

77
00:05:40,001 --> 00:05:43,501
‎老天 我没那么难对付吧？

78
00:05:44,793 --> 00:05:47,418
‎她还没带第一个男朋友回家呢

79
00:05:47,501 --> 00:05:49,293
‎你就已经招架不住了？

80
00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:53,959
‎别 别提这事 拜托 我都不敢想

81
00:06:06,876 --> 00:06:08,084
‎嘿 你没事吧？

82
00:06:08,168 --> 00:06:09,043
‎我没事

83
00:06:09,793 --> 00:06:12,084
‎你手里拿着玛卡零食 不像没事哦

84
00:06:12,168 --> 00:06:13,084
‎我没事

85
00:06:14,959 --> 00:06:15,793
‎好吧

86
00:06:15,876 --> 00:06:18,876
‎只是爸爸都好烦人

87
00:06:20,834 --> 00:06:23,376
‎爸爸 不用多说 我懂

88
00:06:23,459 --> 00:06:25,168
‎他们从来不肯听孩子说话

89
00:06:25,251 --> 00:06:29,459
‎总以为自己无所不知
‎刚刚还在埋头工作

90
00:06:29,543 --> 00:06:32,709
‎接下来就奇迹地盼着你…

91
00:06:34,751 --> 00:06:35,918
‎想聊聊吗？

92
00:06:41,918 --> 00:06:44,668
‎大脑冻结！

93
00:06:46,709 --> 00:06:48,251
‎好 下一个到你

94
00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:52,126
‎跟你说吧 我从来没…

95
00:06:56,959 --> 00:06:58,168
‎小卡！

96
00:07:01,793 --> 00:07:02,626
‎小卡？

97
00:07:09,293 --> 00:07:10,668
‎你没事吧？

98
00:07:10,751 --> 00:07:12,751
‎开什么玩笑？再来！

99
00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:14,668
‎什么？不 哥们！

100
00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:15,584
‎骗到你了！

101
00:07:16,793 --> 00:07:19,376
‎你以为我死定了

102
00:07:21,293 --> 00:07:25,293
‎-是啊
‎-刚才太酷了！

103
00:07:25,376 --> 00:07:27,793
‎可以多来点好玩的事情吗？

104
00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,334
‎（气态巨星 秒差距 我就知道）

105
00:07:48,668 --> 00:07:50,084
‎（小卡 机器人肖恩）

106
00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:09,168
‎这些只是…看看这些
‎机器人肖恩 你看到了吗？

107
00:08:15,459 --> 00:08:16,876
‎X射线视觉！

108
00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,209
‎一定要让肖恩吃蔬菜

109
00:08:56,293 --> 00:08:58,418
‎好 事实上 我得去看看他们

110
00:08:58,501 --> 00:09:02,293
‎-回头我让孩子们打给你
‎-好的 嘿 继续努力 泰瑞

111
00:09:02,376 --> 00:09:06,418
‎她其实很在乎你 虽然她不善表达

112
00:09:06,501 --> 00:09:07,334
‎是吗？

113
00:09:08,043 --> 00:09:09,543
‎尽力就好

114
00:09:09,626 --> 00:09:13,418
‎对 好吧 我去看看
‎那两个小淘气在做什么

115
00:09:13,501 --> 00:09:14,543
‎玩得开心

116
00:09:16,293 --> 00:09:17,918
‎我说了十分钟的

117
00:09:24,001 --> 00:09:25,626
‎清理三号通道

118
00:09:26,376 --> 00:09:30,876
‎虫子

119
00:09:30,959 --> 00:09:33,876
‎虫子

120
00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:38,626
‎虫子

121
00:09:45,793 --> 00:09:48,459
‎小卡 我觉得你朋友漏体液了

122
00:09:59,668 --> 00:10:00,501
‎我不知道

123
00:10:00,584 --> 00:10:04,293
‎只是他很少陪我们 我能怎么办？

124
00:10:04,376 --> 00:10:06,918
‎假装一切相安无事？

125
00:10:07,001 --> 00:10:07,834
‎知道吗？

126
00:10:08,959 --> 00:10:12,168
‎听起来很像我爸
‎或者说他以前也是这样

127
00:10:13,959 --> 00:10:18,001
‎我们三观不合

128
00:10:18,834 --> 00:10:21,209
‎不过我依然很爱他 很想他

129
00:10:22,126 --> 00:10:24,251
‎你爸爸肯定也爱你

130
00:10:24,334 --> 00:10:25,709
‎父母并非完人

131
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:29,584
‎你们能做的就是继续相亲相爱
‎继续努力

132
00:10:31,168 --> 00:10:32,001
‎是啊

133
00:10:33,126 --> 00:10:35,459
‎对了 我得去看看我弟弟

134
00:10:36,543 --> 00:10:37,793
‎谢谢你听我说话

135
00:10:40,418 --> 00:10:42,459
‎肖恩！

136
00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:43,876
‎你在哪里？

137
00:10:44,543 --> 00:10:47,376
‎哎呀 感谢您 陛下

138
00:10:52,543 --> 00:10:54,876
‎你做什么了？在这东西里泡澡？

139
00:10:54,959 --> 00:10:55,834
‎老天

140
00:10:59,001 --> 00:11:02,543
‎我不想打击你 但墨镜只会让你…

141
00:11:03,376 --> 00:11:04,376
‎看

142
00:11:53,043 --> 00:11:55,459
‎老天！我们卖格洛普脆脆乐！

143
00:11:56,584 --> 00:11:57,834
‎嘿！机器人肖恩！

144
00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:01,626
‎-你知道我们卖格洛普脆脆乐吗？
‎-快跑 小卡！快跑！

145
00:12:04,626 --> 00:12:06,168
‎小卡！

146
00:12:07,584 --> 00:12:09,126
‎不能停下来

147
00:12:10,959 --> 00:12:16,501
‎小卡提过这里闹虫子
‎但我以为他说的是蟑螂什么的！

148
00:12:17,709 --> 00:12:21,084
‎现在他死了 成了一堆机器人粘液

149
00:12:21,168 --> 00:12:24,418
‎你说什么？谁是小卡？

150
00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:27,293
‎搞什么…

151
00:12:31,543 --> 00:12:32,418
‎他还活着！

152
00:12:35,043 --> 00:12:37,334
‎快跑 机器人肖恩！快跑！

153
00:12:37,418 --> 00:12:38,751
‎（变形沙冰）

154
00:12:38,834 --> 00:12:40,626
‎小卡！

155
00:12:47,959 --> 00:12:48,918
‎怎么办？

156
00:12:52,959 --> 00:12:57,334
‎肖恩 我说“开始”后
‎咱俩就使劲把这东西推回去

157
00:12:57,418 --> 00:12:58,251
‎-好吗？
‎-但…

158
00:12:58,334 --> 00:13:00,584
‎照我说的做 听我口令

159
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:05,168
‎各就各位

160
00:13:07,626 --> 00:13:08,543
‎预备

161
00:13:10,626 --> 00:13:11,709
‎开始！

162
00:13:22,668 --> 00:13:23,543
‎成功了！

163
00:13:24,251 --> 00:13:26,251
‎成功了

164
00:13:42,251 --> 00:13:43,459
‎有没有搞错？

165
00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:23,209
‎糟糕！

166
00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:44,918
‎爸爸！

167
00:14:49,126 --> 00:14:50,001
‎爸爸！

168
00:14:50,668 --> 00:14:52,334
‎-爸爸！
‎-孩子们！

169
00:15:05,543 --> 00:15:06,668
‎-爸爸！
‎-爸爸！

170
00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:11,709
‎我叫你们十分钟后就回去

171
00:15:21,293 --> 00:15:23,126
‎开什么玩笑

172
00:15:27,751 --> 00:15:30,084
‎小卡！你还活着！

173
00:15:30,168 --> 00:15:31,084
‎小卡是谁？

174
00:15:32,209 --> 00:15:35,459
‎是的 不 我是机器人
‎机器人其实不会死

175
00:15:35,543 --> 00:15:37,668
‎当机器人就是这么回事…

176
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:42,751
‎嘿 机器人肖恩 冷静点 哥们 没事的

177
00:15:42,834 --> 00:15:47,209
‎再见 机器人肖恩和其他人
‎一定要再来看我们！

178
00:15:47,293 --> 00:15:50,959
‎多谢你让我明白开心是什么滋味

179
00:15:51,043 --> 00:15:52,834
‎哇 好痒！

180
00:15:57,918 --> 00:15:59,501
‎柯瑞丝 打开舱门

181
00:16:14,584 --> 00:16:15,501
‎什么玩意？

182
00:16:16,334 --> 00:16:18,418
‎别让那些恶心的东西碰我！

183
00:16:18,501 --> 00:16:20,376
‎爸爸 赶紧离开这里！

184
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,293
‎柯瑞丝 什么情况？

185
00:16:26,376 --> 00:16:30,834
‎太重了 这些虫子让我们不堪重负
‎把它们赶走！

186
00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,668
‎它们要干掉我们！

187
00:16:36,043 --> 00:16:38,626
‎把飞船的护盾能量转移到推进器
‎不 等等

188
00:16:38,709 --> 00:16:42,043
‎-把所有能量转移到推进器
‎-选一个就行 泰瑞

189
00:16:55,876 --> 00:16:58,209
‎起作用了！

190
00:16:59,626 --> 00:17:02,209
‎肖恩 小心点 免得打到…

191
00:17:03,334 --> 00:17:04,293
‎柯瑞丝

192
00:17:04,376 --> 00:17:07,376
‎机翼损坏！

193
00:17:16,959 --> 00:17:19,918
‎-我们成功了！
‎-我们成功了！

194
00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:21,751
‎我们…

195
00:17:24,668 --> 00:17:26,543
‎看起来没那么糟

196
00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:29,168
‎帮我灭火！

197
00:17:29,834 --> 00:17:31,334
‎你麻烦大了

198
00:18:33,043 --> 00:18:37,834
‎字幕翻译：琰炎