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‎歡迎光臨五號萌鼠星球

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‎我們做了些改變

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‎好歡樂

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‎朋友，你好

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‎你有點重，但不用怕

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‎年輕人在籌辦我們的古老儀式
‎叫雅萬奴恩

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‎即將成年、也證明了

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‎具有勇敢心志和無懼精神的小朋友

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‎要變大人了

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‎他們會成為本族戰士新血

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‎小恩，你也參加吧，這是你的生日

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‎你們都該參加才對

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‎勇敢的心志和大膽的精神

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‎你們是最有資格的小朋友，來吧

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‎不了，謝謝

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‎我的意思是好好吃

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‎你把兩個孩子教得很好

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‎現在我失業了

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‎之後就能多陪陪他們

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‎想不到會有這樣的發展

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‎那你不當賞金獵人了？

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‎我以後接不到集團的案子了

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‎是可以當地球的賞金獵人
‎但沒那麼好賺

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‎也許會考慮當卡車司機

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‎你可以加入我們

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‎我們永遠歡迎戰士加入
‎一起對抗無垠集團

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‎好人也許付不起高薪
‎但我們一定互相照顧

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‎是喔？

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‎瞭解了，謝謝妳的邀請

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‎我會考慮

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‎（在路上，好想看到孩子！)

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-媽正在開車來家裡

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‎時間還早啦

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‎如果媽的簡訊寫著“在路上”

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‎代表其實她還沒出門

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‎要是第二則簡訊…

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‎（遲到了，20分鐘後就到）

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‎快點回家

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‎我們一直沒買到穿梭球

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‎現在怎麼辦，爸？

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‎這裡比原本的地點更遠

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‎也許我們幫得上忙

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‎是穿梭球！

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‎我們用不到，隨便你們拿

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‎謝謝你們大力相助

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‎我們是暴發戶了

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‎好，你冷靜一點

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‎看來我們要分道揚鑣了？

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‎應該吧

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‎妳要乖乖的

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‎先管好妳自己

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‎各位，我們該上船了

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‎麗札！

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‎雅萬奴恩！

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‎小恩！

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‎雅萬奴恩！

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‎勇者！

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‎雅萬奴恩！

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‎雅萬奴恩！

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‎（穿梭反應爐）

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‎-柯瑞絲，準備…
‎-等等，這次換我說

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‎你來說吧

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‎柯瑞絲，衝啊

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‎沒問題，小恩

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‎（穿梭行駛中）

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‎竟然這麼塞

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‎快到了？多快？大概幾時到？

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‎-爸！
‎-泰瑞，小心！

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‎駕駛時別傳簡訊

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‎沒事啦，看吧？我技術很好

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‎-爸！
‎-爸！

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‎-我想比你媽早到家
‎-活著應該更重要

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‎快點

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‎小朋友，繫安全帶

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‎快下車

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‎-快進屋，快
‎-快點

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‎成功了

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‎-不是妳想的那樣
‎-這些是租來的

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‎我們可以解釋

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‎泰瑞，說好了絕不帶孩子去太空

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‎等等，什麼？

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‎該告訴他們了

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‎說得對

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‎告訴我們？

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‎怎麼回事？

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‎大約20年前，我接了一筆交易

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‎大家在追捕一名逃犯

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‎他們很想抓到這個女的

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‎“這個女的”？等等

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‎不可能

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‎你打算整晚盯著我
‎還是會邀我跳舞？

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‎其實我是讓她採取主動

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‎才怪，他當時很遲鈍

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‎原來你是舞棍！

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‎抱歉，公事公辦

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‎我知道，我只是希望你晚點再動手

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‎抱歉，公事公辦

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‎-妳盡力了
‎-這叫盡力？

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‎（捕獲逃犯）

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‎但她特殊的魅力，讓我魂牽夢縈

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‎是人都抵擋不了

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‎但你確定她不是在耍你？

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‎-我確定
‎-才怪

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‎（《所有的美好》）

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‎所以我搞失蹤

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‎沒把她押解給<i>‎…</i>

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‎我們戀愛了

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‎想展開新生活，就得改頭換面

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‎換名字，換住所，什麼都要換掉

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‎我們攜手逃逸

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‎喂？有人在嗎？

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‎乖乖

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‎（新獵物，接案）

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‎於是你爸重新當起賞金獵人
‎但我很害怕

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‎（豐收合唱團）

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‎這表示他為了工作
‎必須更常東奔西跑，而且…

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‎最後，最好的辦法

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‎也許就是分居

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‎我不希望你們母子有危險

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‎而且我得想出解決之道

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‎我們是外星人？

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‎-不會吧？這是你聽完的感想？
‎-嚴格來說，是半個外星人

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‎但你們是道道地地的人類，懂嗎？

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‎讚爆了！

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‎等等，我們有超能力嗎？

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‎小恩，別耍笨

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‎等等，我們有超能力嗎？

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‎我們有外星表親嗎？
‎可以住外太空嗎？

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‎-那我能不能…
‎-別問了

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‎-但…
‎-拜託

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‎你擅自帶他們上太空，還騙了我

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‎你自作主張

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‎-你是怎麼了？
‎-媽，不是爸的錯

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‎對啊，我們偷偷溜進太空船
‎他根本不知道

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‎-後來穿梭球被我們丟掉
‎-別說了，泰絲，是我不好

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‎我無意把他們捲進來，但還是發生了

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‎我有機會和義務告訴妳

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‎但這會顯得我又犯錯了
‎我的確有錯

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‎之後，我們沒辦法馬上回家

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‎我努力完成任務，好拿錢買穿梭球

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‎在妳發現之前趕回家
‎但我們碰上葛羅拉斯

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‎又被外星蟲攻擊

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‎-加上萌鼠的問題…
‎-泰瑞，你瘋了嗎？

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‎我該怎麼…你要我說什麼？

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‎為什麼告訴我這些事？

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‎妳有權知道真相
‎不管這對我們的感情有什麼影響

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‎泰絲，我一直強調
‎我真心希望和妳走下去

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‎但如果我對你們母子無法完全誠實
‎這件事就沒希望

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‎我一直大錯特錯，妳是對的
‎我搞錯重點了

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‎浪費太多時間在不重要的事情上

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‎我不會再隱瞞妳，不再當賞金獵人

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‎我會陪著你們

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‎泰瑞，我不知道該說什麼

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‎什麼都不用說
‎只要知道我願意努力就好

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‎這是最棒的生日！

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‎你在等人？

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‎-爸！
‎-爸！

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‎要是你乖乖拿錢就好了

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‎他沒死？

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‎真沒想到

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‎你以為會發生什麼事？

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‎你以為攻擊我們後，就能逃之夭夭？

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‎我們不會來找你？

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‎快趴下！

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‎-爸！
‎-爸！

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‎-媽！
‎-泰絲！

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‎夠了！

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‎搞什…

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‎你究竟是什麼東西？

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‎害蟲！

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‎放開我

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‎你贏不了，我們不怕你

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‎放開他們

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‎不准碰我的寶貝

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‎媽，妳好猛

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‎我原本只想找泰瑞算帳

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‎但對付害蟲時，絕不能忘記

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‎牠們會複製

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‎有膽就試試

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‎變態，看這裡

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‎你不該惹我們家

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‎-泰瑞
‎-我知道

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‎-麗莎！
‎-麗莎！

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‎-麗莎！
‎-小恩，把你姐姐帶走

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‎-但是…
‎-快點

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‎你是廢物，是我鞋底的爛泥

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‎是根爛骨頭

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‎住手！

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‎我叫你住手

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‎快帶孩子們走，我來爭取時間

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‎泰瑞，有事我們一起面對

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‎一起面對

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‎阿嬤！

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‎誰都不准動我的寶貝

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‎媽媽，妳瘋了嗎？

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‎-怎樣？
‎-那是外星人耶

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‎是凶狠危險的外星人

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‎所以呢？我住過1970年代的紐約
‎外星人算哪根蔥？

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‎真是神扯

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‎痛死我了

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‎媽？爸？

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‎滾開啦

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‎成功了

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‎-小恩！
‎-小恩！快！

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00:18:12,251 --> 00:18:15,334
‎可惡！你們這群臭老鼠

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‎一堆昆蟲

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00:18:18,834 --> 00:18:21,543
‎你這次死定了

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‎不！

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‎你們休想高枕無憂

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‎我們不會停止追捕

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‎懂嗎？

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‎我們無所不…

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‎最棒的生日！

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‎-來抱抱！
‎-不行

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‎兒子，別抱，我全身是傷

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‎好吧，想不到感覺真好

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‎好，夠了，你們渾身臭味

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‎-應該是我吧
‎-好，全部去洗澡

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‎還要看醫生

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‎洗完再看醫生

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‎聽我說，被外星蜥蜴

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‎打得半死，讓我有時間思考

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‎以後我們不該隱瞞任何事

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‎長期來說，這樣也許比較不痛苦
‎成本也比較低

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‎我同意

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‎我不想清這堆垃圾

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‎什麼事？

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‎怎麼會這樣？

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‎花生！

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‎原來你在這裡，害我到處找

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‎媽，我什麼時候能拿到那根發光棒？

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‎等等，麗莎有的話，那我也要

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‎-別吵
‎-小恩，去拿你自己的外星武器

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‎-媽
‎-別吵

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‎（行動失敗）

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‎星際獵人，寶貝

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‎聽我好好介紹

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‎你拔腿逃跑，他展開攻擊

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‎千萬別停下，免得被修理

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‎你要搞清楚，他最強，他最快

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‎當他鏟奸除惡，敵人怕得要死

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‎反應千萬要快，不然有苦頭吃

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‎如果被他抓到，他會拿你換錢

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‎若抓到壞蛋
‎沒拿到賞金，他絕不干休

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‎勇者，黑暗中的可怕人物
‎嘿，我叫他爸爸

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‎我爸是星際獵人

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‎-抓住他們
‎-我爸是星際獵人

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‎我爸是星際獵人

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‎我爸是星際獵人

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‎快追他們的太空船

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