-[foreboding music playing] -[spacecraft whirring]
[tense music playing]
[whirring]
[rocks crumbling]
-[distant explosion] -[gasps]
-[explosion] -[gasps]
What? No! No, no, no!
Agh! That's it!
We're ending this!
We need to accelerate our timeline.
Tell the shock troopers I'm taking manual control of the swarm.
[headset trills]
[whizzing, beeping]
[Doloraami soldiers grunting]
[whizzing, beeping]
[bots chime]
[menacing music plays]
-[screech] -[yells]
[bot chimes]
[diggers whirring]
-[siren wails] -[rocks crumbling]
[guard] Empress.
We've played right into their hands.
[thrusters whoosh]
[dramatic music playing]
[Lisa] Yuhhh... Ah!
-[gasps, grunts] -[weapon whirs]
-[bot screeches] -[Lisa grunts]
[Lisa straining]
[Adja grunting]
-[beep] -Janeera, they're stripping the quarries.
[grunts] What?!
Lisa and I are with a small squad.
We'll head there and try to slow them down.
Okay. I'll meet you guys there.
Be careful, Lisa.
-[grunts] I know, Mom. Gotta go. -[Adja grunting]
-[weapon fires] -[staff clatters]
[gasps]
[soldier grunts]
You mind?
Wuh-ah!
[grunting]
Wah!
[grunts]
-Lisa! -[gasps]
[weapon charges]
[Adja grunts]
[ominous music plays]
[Lisa gasps]
[music intensifies]
-[Lisa grunts] -[rapid firing]
-[both gasp] -[spacecraft whooshes]
-Who in the heck? -Yes!
Now, this is what I call a battle.
[thrilling rock music playing]
-This is for locking us up, ya bots! -[laughs]
[Bogdog laughing]
[howls, barks]
-Try and rehabilitate Bogdog, will ya? -[Torga] Ha-ha!
Gotta say, I do prefer the outlaw life.
-[laughs] -Hey, let's get 'em before they deploy.
[whooshes]
Ha-ha. Light 'em up!
Hoorah!
Got 'em!
Oh, yeah! And that is for ruining Bucky's!
[laughs]
Eh, trust me. They killed the whole vibe.
-[dramatic music plays] -[jets whooshing]
[rapid firing]
I can't believe we took that thing down. Wait till I tell the guys on the forum.
-[jet screeches] -Whoa.
She was going to turn. I could see it on her face.
But then, something else took over.
Kid, I told you.
Nobody ever builds AI without manual override.
Someone's clearly puppeting them remotely. That's like Neural Network 101.
Pam.
-[Sean] Mom, come in! -Sean, are you okay?
-[explosion over comm] -What is that sound?
[Sean] Um...
[KRS] How do you like the taste of them hot lasers? Ha-ha-ha!
-[Sean clears throat] -[KRS] Ooh. My bad.
Sean Everett Hendrix, are you fighting right now?!
I'm sorry, Mom.
But on the bright side, me and Blobby took down the warp gate.
That makes it kind of better, right?
Ugh...
I'm living my nightmare.
Mom, listen though. This is important.
I think Pam's controlling the Betas manually.
-[Tess] Okay. -You're thinking if you find her...
And we take her out, we might be able to take out her army.
-[Tess] Really? -[Blobby] He's right.
If she has override access, it's possible.
Well, how am I gonna find her? She could be in any one of these ships.
[Sean] I don't know, but we gotta try.
-[comm trills] -Adja, head to the quarry.
-I'm gonna see if I can find Pam. -Are you sure?
[Tess] No, but it might make a difference.
[dramatic music continues]
Grrrah! Hyah! Yah!
Thanks, son-in-law.
[chuckles]
[grunts]
[energy thrums]
-[bot whirs] -[weapon charging]
[Mellichnid chittering]
[screeches]
-[exotic instrumental music plays] -[bots clattering]
[gasps]
[chitters gleefully]
Uh. Thanks.
[funky music playing]
[dramatic music resumes]
[EHC guards grunt]
[guards grunt]
[groans]
[energy thrums]
[control panel beeping]
-[grunts] -[powering down]
[grunts] Ha!
Okay, how to shut this thing off?
-[error tone] -[digger accelerating]
[gasps] No! I want you to stop.
[strains]
No.
-[yells] -[powering down]
[gasps] Ah.
[screaming]
Harvesting's under control.
[alarm beeps]
[Pam] What?
-Ocos'a! -[static crackles]
Oh. That's cute.
[dramatic music continues]
[scanner chimes]
[trilling]
[scanner trilling]
[Tess] She's gotta be in one of these.
Get off my... whatever this is.
[grunts]
[screams]
[straining]
[screams, strains]
Huh-unh!
[yells]
[energy thrums]
-[energy thrums] -[sighs]
[device beeping]
[pants]
[grunting]
[whirring]
[bots screech]
[clattering]
[gasps]
[grunts]
[gasps]
[menacing music plays]
That's not good.
[dramatic music playing]
[spacecraft whirring]
-[Terry gasps] -[Odoman grunts]
[spacecraft whirring]
-[soldiers murmur nervously] -[bots snarl]
[bots screech]
Sean, I can't find her.
I'm not seeing her in any of these cruisers.
She's gotta be in one of 'em. She's directing them from somewhere.
[Tess sighs] I know, honey, but I just don't see her.
-[comm trills] -[B'Caala, sultrily] Hello. It's me.
[Tess] Who?
Your former betrothed, B'Caala.
Ugh! What do you want?
Go to these coordinates. This is where you'll find her.
[cloaking field thrums]
Her ship's cloaked, but it's there.
Who? Pam? Wait, you have her location?
Wait. Why are you helping us?
Call it atonement for my insurrection.
[Tess] Hmm. How do I know that this isn't a trap?
As much as my fur bristles at Doloraami rule,
this isn't what I wanted.
I wanted to rule this planet, not see it destroyed.
And, at least, we have history.
[clicks tongue, scoffs]
Thanks. Uh. [sighs]
And by the way, I...
I hope you understand,
it just never would have worked out between us.
Oh, trust me, I know.
-[comm beeps] -[gasps] You rude.
Uh, that was weird.
Yeah. Yeah, it was.
[dramatic music playing]
[scanner trilling]
[jet pack whooshes, powers down]
[bird twittering]
[Tess] Huh.
-[crackling thrum] -[bird twitters]
[Tess] Got you.
[EHC guard] Come on, kitty. Don't you wanna chase it?
They love this stuff. Watch.
-[meows] -[guard] Come on, buddy.
[energy thrums and crackles]
[door clanks]
Hey. Someone's up there.
[weapon powering up]
-[yelps] -What?
[Vunaari growling]
-[guards yell] -[gasps]
You're right. [chuckles]
-We do love this. Ah-ha-ha! -[weapon charges]
[rapid firing]
[clatters]
[keypad trills]
[tense music playing]
[device beeping]
[beeping continues]
[Doloraami soldiers grunting]
[scanner buzzes]
[Lisa grunting]
Hyah! [strains, grunts]
Lisa!
[weapon charging]
[tense music intensifies]
-[Tess grunts] -Gah!
-[upbeat rap music playing] -[both grunting]
[alarm blares]
Uh...
[alarm blares]
[bot screeches]
-Agh! -This is for kidnapping my kids!
[Pam grunts]
-Unh! -[panel beeps]
[growls] Argh!
-[bot screeches] -[Terry groans]
[grunts]
-[alarm blares] -[growls]
♪ I'm stealthy advancing Like panthers, I'm sly ♪
♪ So remember the name Let it remain in your ear ducts ♪
-Gah! -[Tess grunts]
[both grunting]
-[Pam] Unh! -I'm getting tired of this.
[Pam] Agh!
[grunts] Yah!
[both grunting]
-[device clinks] -What are you doing?
-I'm shutting you down. -No! No, you can't take it out like tha...
-Ow! -[headset crackles]
[groaning]
[screams]
[bots fizzling]
[panting]
[sighs]
-[alarm blares] -[Tess gasps]
Ah!
[alarm blaring]
[spacecraft rumbling, whizzes]
-Oh, come on, come on! [grunts] -[alarm blares]
-[thuds] -[debris clatters]
Uh...
What just happened?
-[Adja] Hey. -[gasps]
Let's not wait around to find out. Let's finish this.
-[energy thrums] -[Adja grunts]
[dramatic music playing]
-[EHC guards yelling] -[grunts]
[Doloraami soldiers shout indistinctly]
-[soldier] Woo-hoo! -[all cheer] Ocos'a!
[triumphant music playing]
[all cheering]
-Mom, we did it! The Kalatite's safe. -[Doloraami cheering]
-[static crackling] -[cheering continues]
-[static crackling] -[Lisa over comm] Mom. Mom, you there?
[door clangs]
[Tess groans] Oof!
Ow.
[groans]
[panting]
[groaning]
[distant growl]
-[gasps] -[sinister music plays]
[breathing heavily]
[pants]
[inhales deeply, exhales]
-[eerie ambient music plays] -[footsteps squelch]
[creatures chirp and warble in distance]
-[water gurgling] -[gasps]
[sinister music plays]
[gasps softly]
Ugh. Displacer skins?
Ugh. Great.
[Pam, deeper voice] You and your backwater planet
could have had a seat at the table,
and you squandered it.
Yeah, you know, I'm real torn up about that.
[Pam] You think anyone else would have given you an offer like that?
Used to be, we wouldn't have even asked. We would've just taken it.
-[water splashes] -[Tess chuckles] You know what's funny?
That's the first honest thing you've said, Pam.
-[Lisa over comm] Dad, are you there? -Lisa? You guys okay?
[Lisa] We're fine here, but Mom's not picking up.
[Terry gasps]
Why are you even doing all of this? Doesn't the Conglomerate have enough?
[Pam chuckling deviously]
While researching your planet, I read some of your folktales,
and one in particular, I very much liked.
A Doloraami girl falls into a river,
landing in the mouth of a great rii'bau.
[sniffs] Crocodile.
[Pam] That's right.
And as the girl sits in its jaws, she asks the rii'bau,
"Why must you eat me?"
"I see plenty of ringfish, birds, even sea-boars."
"Surely you will not starve. Why not let one Doloraami go?"
The rii'bau thought about this.
"Because it is the way of the world," said the rii'bau.
"And the world does not bend for careless girls, nor great rii'baus."
[growls] And he eats her.
-[scuttling] -[water splashes, gurgles]
Never heard that one. Cute story though.
All we learned about crocs was how to cook 'em.
[grunts]
Ugh.
Wah! Ahh! Whoa!
[Pam growls]
-[roars] -Get off of... Ahh!
Get off of me!
[straining]
-[Pam growls] -[Tess] Argh!
[gasps]
[panting]
[growling]
[water splashes]
You shouldn't have followed me down here. This is myterrain.
[grunts]
[panting]
[tense dramatic music playing]
-[blows softly] -[energy thrumming]
[breathes heavily]
[water gurgles]
-[thrum fades] -[gasps, sighs]
[tense dramatic music continues]
[gasps]
[roars]
-Actually, you're in mine. -[energy thrums]
-[yells] -[energy thrumming]
[music intensifying]
-[Tess grunts, yells] -[Pam screeches]
Keep trying me, boo. Keep trying.
-[water gurgles] -Huh?
Rahhh!
[energy thrums]
[gasps]
[grunts, screams]
-[sinister music plays] -[Tess strains]
[growls]
[gasps, strains]
[Tess groaning]
-[tail tightens] -[Tess screams]
-[arm cracks] -Ahh!
[groaning]
[staff thrums]
-[clangs] -[thrum stops]
-[water splashes] -[groaning]
All that power wasted on insects like you.
I'll be sure to put it to good use.
[growls]
Agh!
[energy thrumming]
[dramatic drumbeat]
-You like my necklace so much... -[thrumming]
...why don't you take it?!
[blasts]
-Rah! -[necklace slices]
[growls croakily]
[wheezes]
[thuds, squelches]
[pants, sighs]
[panting]
[groans]
[water gurgling]
[bubbling]
Guess they gonna have to change that story now.
[panting]
[groans] Ow.
Oof.
[groans]
[breathing heavily]
[breathing slows]
-[thrusters blast] -[groans]
[whirring]
-[loudspeaker crackles] -[Lisa] Mom! Mom! There she is!
Hi, Mom.
-[Terry] Tess! You okay down there? -[beeping over loudspeaker]
-[Lisa] Sean! Stop leaning on the buttons. -[Sean] You're touching buttons.
[Terry] Both of you, stop touching the buttons!
-You see what I've been dealing with here? -[laughs]
[funky upbeat music playing]
-[water bubbling] -[sighs]
-[Terry] Tess. -[Tess gasps]
-What? -Y-You're supposed to relax.
Let us handle everything.
I know, but I wanted to make sure that everything's thawed.
I don't know if we took the meat out of the freezer soon enough.
-Tess. -[scoffs] Wait, wait, wait!
Wait! Can I... Let me just check!
-Wait. Just-just real quick, baby. -Terry?
What's she doing in here cooking?
Oh, well, I mean, I just was, um... Ahem.
Mom, out!
All right, all right!
Oh, music! I should put some music on.
-KRS! -[KRS] What d'you need, baby?
Can you play background music for the party?
[KRS] Oh, I got you.
-Beta! -[wheels whizzing]
[Beta] Yes, Miss KRS?
Hold up. Is that Pam's...
Pretty cool, huh? She's fully autonomous. And she can do wheelies.
Beta, would you be a doll and put on some old-school jams?
-[chimes] -[Beta] Jams.
I believe there are jams in the pantry.
[garbled] Order being processed.
[clatters]
[KRS] I'm mentoring her.
-[mellow music plays] -Hey, Adj. Sure you don't need anything?
Honey, I'm good. Come sit with me.
Janeera, ooh, I love those boots.
Oh, you mean these?
Oh, I had them made custom, if you can believe it.
Also, why haven't you introduced me to your friend over there?
-[whirring] -Stupid holo-watch. Swear to Lox.
Who? Glorlox?
Uh, I mean, if that's what you into, I...
Hey, you've been gone. You don't know what I've been into.
[snickers, laughs]
Oh my God.
Wow. Uh, okay. I don't wanna know. [chuckling]
[sighs]
Oh my God. I can't believe that they are coming to thishouse.
I don't know how this is gonna go. Think it's gonna be chaos?
Oh, absolutely. But all you gotta do is sit back and watch the show.
Huh.
[man] Ahem!
Presenting Emperor Odoman and Empress Gurira of Doloraam!
[drums beating]
[dulcet percussive music plays]
Terry, your guests are here.
So good to meet y'all.
It is a pleasure to meet you as well, Lady Hendrix.
"Lady Hendrix"? I like that. Now, I hope y'all came ready to eat.
We certainly are.
We bring our finest Doloraami dishes, in show of thanks to House Hendrix.
Oh my! Okay! "House Hendrix" sees you.
Hey!
[Odoman laughs]
Son-in-law. [chuckles]
Oh, wow, Mom, you didn't have to do that. [chuckles]
Well, you mentioned you were trying to add more plants.
Yeah, w-well, I mean, we still haven't repainted inside,
so just, you know, avert your eyes.
I like it. It's very, hmm... Earthy.
[sighs] Thanks, Mom.
Auntie Adja, check out this...
-Wuh-uh! -[Bogdog shrieks]
-Oops. -[Bogdog groans]
Hmm. Good one. Very deadly.
-Lisa... -What? I'm not practicing in the house.
Lisa, are you gonna show your Auntie Adja around Earth?
Wait, you actually want to see stuff around here?
Uh, yeah! I've been wanting to see Earth forever.
It's, like, the hardest planet to book flights to.
Well, I guess there are a few cool spots.
[chuckles]
[Odoman and Glorlox chuckling]
-[dog barks] -[Bogdog pants]
Mwah.
"And as they looked out over their family from all over the universe,
the boy remembered an ancient quote he'd learned at school,
by the writer Terence."
"'Nothing human is alien to me.'"
"The end."
Well, what do you think?
Was it too boring? It was boring, wasn't it?
-[fanfare plays] -Not bad, kid. Not bad.
-Really? -[Blobby] You got chops.
The ending. The Flobby storyline. It's all there.
Yes!
Now, the real work begins.
-What? -The screenplay for the movie version.
-Movie version? -Yeah.
All good books get turned into movies. That's how you know if it's good or not.
Oh!
Okay.
Now, with movies, you gotta spell everything out,
for the dum-dums.
Also, the Mom character needs to be 10% sassier
and a spy who plays by her own rules.
-Guh! What the... -Oh, so sorry. I thought it was a beanbag.
"It" was a beanbag? [scoffs] Unbelievable.
-And now, let the real tribulations begin. -[tense music playing]
Hike!
-[Glorlox] Sabo, I'm wide open! Throw it! -[Sean] What are you doing?
I know you saw me. You saw me!
-[cheering] -[Terry] You got it!
[laughing]
[Tess] No. You can't stop me. Ah-ah.
-Come on. Walk it off, Bogdog. -Huh?
-[grandma] Somebody tackle! -[Adja] Glorlox!
-[Terry] Yeah! -[Sean] Go!
-[Terry] Touchdown! -Touchdown!
[all cheer]
-Everybody, together! Come on! -♪ Hey, it's your birthday ♪[laughs]
Uh, now, you're supposed to move the ball up the field, is that correct?
Ugh! Excuse me! Bystander.
That should be a foul. That sh... Isn't that a foul? That should be a foul.
["Space Captain" plays]
♪ Once I was traveling across the sky ♪
♪ And this lovely planet caught my eye ♪
♪ And being curious, I flew close by ♪
♪ And now I'm caught here until I die ♪
♪ Until we die ♪
♪ We're just learning to live together ♪
♪ Learning to live together ♪
♪ Till we die ♪
-[music fades out] -[warp gate whirring]
-[clangs] -[ominous ambient music plays]
-[powering up] -[lasers zapping]
[sinister ambient music plays]
♪ Who da mommy, ma? Who da mommy, mommy, ma? ♪
♪ Who da mommy, ma? Who da mommy, mommy? ♪
♪ Who da mommy, ma?! ♪
♪ I'm Mom, I'm Mom, the bounty hunter My song, my song's a howlin' thunder ♪
♪ I'm strong Strong like a thousand mothers ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm Mom I'm Mom, the bounty hunter ♪
♪ Get 'em rattled Turn these Fuji-tives into apples ♪
♪ I'm in the saddle Riding feverish into battle ♪
♪ Somebody rambled and tattled Now I'm at you ♪
♪ On your heels, I'm close Gainin' as minutes go ♪
♪ Whether it's hunter or mamma or wifey The former Janeera ♪
♪ I move with a cunning You're not likely to hear of ♪
♪ Stealthy advancing Like panthers, sly in appearin' ♪
♪ So remember the name Let it remain in your ear ducts ♪