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[jauntily macabre music playing]

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[student laughing]

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[heavy footfalls echoing]

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[girl] I'm not sure
whose twisted idea it was

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to put hundreds of adolescents
in underfunded schools

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run by people whose dreams
were crushed years ago…

7
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but I admire the sadism.

8
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[heavy footfalls continue echoing]

9
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[school bell rings]

10
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[jocks guffawing]

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[gags, whimpers]

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[thud]

13
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I want names.

14
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I don't know who they were, honest.

15
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-It happened so fast.
-Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.

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Pull yourself together.

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[whimpers]

18
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Now.

19
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[eerie whooshing]

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[jocks jeering]

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[jock] You scared, kid? Scared?

22
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-[jocks laughing]
-[locker slams]

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[school bell rings]

24
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You okay?

25
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[girl] I'm not about
to confess to my brother

26
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that I've recently
been plagued by visions.

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They come on without warning,

28
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and feel like electroshock therapy,
but without the satisfying afterburn.

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Leave this to me.

30
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Wednesday?

31
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What are you gonna do?

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What I do best.

33
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["Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien"
by Édith Piaf playing]

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[whistle blows]

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♪ Non, rien de rien… ♪

36
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[jock 1] Yo, Dalton, look.

37
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Pigsley's sister.

38
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Hey, freak.

39
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-This is a closed practice.
-[jocks chuckle]

40
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The only person
who gets to torture my brother is me.

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♪ Non, rien de rien ♪

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[jocks clamor]

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♪ Non, je ne regrette rien ♪

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♪ Car ma vie, car mes joies ♪

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[whistle blowing frantically]

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♪ Ça commence avec toi ♪

47
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[shrieks]

48
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[elegant music swells, fades away]

49
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[jauntily macabre theme music playing]

50
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[radio squawks,
playing "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison]

51
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♪ I close my eyes ♪

52
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♪ Then I drift away ♪

53
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[passenger singing along]
♪ Into the magic night ♪

54
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♪ I softly say ♪

55
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[both] ♪ A silent prayer ♪

56
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♪ Like dreamers do ♪

57
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♪ Then I fall asleep to dream ♪

58
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♪ My dreams of you ♪

59
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-♪ I remember ♪
-[bird chirps]

60
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-[birds thudding in time to music]
-♪ That you said goodbye… ♪

61
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[feeble tweeting]

62
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[both moaning]

63
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[woman] Mmm.

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[man sighs]

65
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Darling, how long do you intend
on giving us the cold shoulder?

66
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Lurch, please remind my parents
that I'm no longer speaking to them.

67
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[Lurch grunts]

68
00:05:07,350 --> 00:05:08,184
[woman] Hmm.

69
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I promise you, my little viper,

70
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you will love Nevermore.

71
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Won't she, Tish?

72
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Of course.
It's the perfect school for her.

73
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Why? Because it was
the perfect school for you?

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I have no interest
in following in your footsteps.

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Becoming captain of the fencing team,

76
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Queen of the Dark Prom,
President of the Séance Society.

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I merely meant that finally you will
be among peers who understand you.

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Maybe you'll even make some friends.

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Nevermore is like
no other boarding school.

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It's a magical place.

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It's where I met your mother.

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And we fell in love.

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[yearning sigh]

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You guys are making me nauseous.

85
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Not in a good way.

86
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Darling, we aren't the ones
who got you expelled.

87
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That boy's family was going to file
attempted murder charges.

88
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How would that have looked on your record?

89
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Terrible.

90
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Everyone would know
I failed to get the job done.

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Hmm.

92
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[man] Just over here is fine.

93
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-Thanks.
-You sure you want to get out here?

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The trail might look pretty,
but it runs right past Nevermore.

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That school for outcasts?

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Huh. That's a polite way of putting it.

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I never had a problem with outcasts.

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My counselor at summer camp
was a werewolf.

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Great guy.

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Yeah, they're just like you and me,

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until they rip your throat out.

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[chuckles wryly] Thanks.

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[bird caws]

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[low, menacing music playing]

105
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[branches snapping]

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[ragged breathing]

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-[creature snarls]
-[panicked screaming]

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[gate hinges creak]

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[ominous music builds]

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[sighs] At least
it's turning into a beautiful day.

111
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[bells tolling]

112
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[thunder rumbling]

113
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[playfully gloomy music playing]

114
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Wednesday is certainly a unique name.

115
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I'm guessing it was the day you were born?

116
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I was born on Friday the 13th.

117
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Her name comes from a line
from my favorite nursery rhyme,

118
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"Wednesday's child is full of woe."

119
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You always had a unique perspective
on the world, Morticia.

120
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Hmm.

121
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Did your mother tell you
we were roommates back in the day?

122
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And you graduated with your sanity intact?

123
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Impressive.

124
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You've certainly had
a very interesting educational journey.

125
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Eight schools in five years.

126
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They haven't built one
strong enough to hold me.

127
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I bet this place won't be any different.

128
00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:02,042
What our daughter is trying to say

129
00:09:02,126 --> 00:09:04,795
is that she greatly appreciates
the opportunity.

130
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:11,302
Nevermore doesn't usually
accept students mid-term,

131
00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,722
but given Wednesday's perfect grades

132
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and your family's long history
with the school,

133
00:09:17,766 --> 00:09:20,769
I've spoken with the board
and we've made an exception.

134
00:09:23,147 --> 00:09:25,149
[quirky music playing]

135
00:09:27,026 --> 00:09:29,862
Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um…

136
00:09:30,779 --> 00:09:32,114
therapy sessions?

137
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:34,325
The court ordered them.

138
00:09:34,408 --> 00:09:38,162
Hmm. The school has a relationship
with a therapist in Jericho.

139
00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:42,333
-She can meet twice a week.
-Did you hear that, my little storm cloud?

140
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You're in excellent hands.

141
00:09:44,168 --> 00:09:46,378
We'll see if she survives
the first session.

142
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I've assigned you
to your mother's old dorm.

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00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:52,760
Ophelia Hall.

144
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[gasps, chuckles excitedly]

145
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[Wednesday] Refresh my memory.

146
00:09:56,847 --> 00:09:58,682
Ophelia's the one who kills herself

147
00:09:58,766 --> 00:10:01,560
after being driven mad
by her family, correct?

148
00:10:08,609 --> 00:10:10,944
Should we go meet your new roommate?

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00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:17,660
[Morticia gasps]

150
00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:20,537
It's so… vivid.

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[inhales excitedly] Howdy, roomie.

152
00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:29,129
Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair.

153
00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,756
Are you feeling okay?

154
00:10:30,839 --> 00:10:32,341
You look a little pale.

155
00:10:33,842 --> 00:10:35,552
Wednesday always looks half-dead.

156
00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:36,804
Oh.

157
00:10:37,471 --> 00:10:38,931
Welcome to Ophelia Hall.

158
00:10:40,849 --> 00:10:42,643
Not a hugger. Got it.

159
00:10:42,726 --> 00:10:44,269
Please excuse Wednesday.

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00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,480
She's allergic to color.

161
00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:47,731
[Enid] Oh, wow.

162
00:10:48,440 --> 00:10:49,733
What happens to you?

163
00:10:50,234 --> 00:10:53,904
[flatly] I break out into hives
and then the flesh peels off my bones.

164
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,700
Luckily, we've special ordered
you a uniform. [chuckles]

165
00:10:57,783 --> 00:10:59,952
Enid, please take Wednesday
to the registrar's office

166
00:11:00,035 --> 00:11:02,204
to pick it up along with her schedule,

167
00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,289
and give her a tour along the way.

168
00:11:04,415 --> 00:11:06,291
[ominous music playing]

169
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:16,218
[haunting choral vocalizations]

170
00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,303
Nevermore was founded in 1791

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to educate people like us.

172
00:11:20,097 --> 00:11:21,765
Outcasts, freaks, monsters,

173
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:24,768
fill in your favorite
marginalized group here.

174
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,979
You can save the sanitized sales pitch.

175
00:11:27,813 --> 00:11:30,399
-I don't plan on staying here for long.
-Why not?

176
00:11:30,899 --> 00:11:32,067
This was my parents' idea.

177
00:11:32,651 --> 00:11:35,154
Oh look, there's my mother smirking at me.

178
00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,240
They've been looking for any excuse
to send me here.

179
00:11:38,824 --> 00:11:42,286
It's all a part of their nefarious,
yet completely obvious plan.

180
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,412
What plan?

181
00:11:43,996 --> 00:11:46,081
To turn me into a version of themselves.

182
00:11:46,915 --> 00:11:49,418
In that case,
perhaps you can clear something up.

183
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:52,588
Rumor's been swirling around
that you killed a kid at your old school,

184
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:54,548
and your parents pulled strings
to get you off.

185
00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,884
Actually, it was two kids,
but who's counting?

186
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:02,681
Welcome to the quad.

187
00:12:05,768 --> 00:12:07,144
It's a pentagon.

188
00:12:08,604 --> 00:12:12,065
The whole snarky Goth girl thing
might have worked at normie school,

189
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,776
but here things are different.

190
00:12:14,485 --> 00:12:16,987
Let me give you a wiki
on Nevermore's social scene.

191
00:12:17,488 --> 00:12:20,908
I'm not interested in participating
in tribal adolescent clichés.

192
00:12:20,991 --> 00:12:24,661
Well, then use it to fill
your obviously bottomless pit of disdain.

193
00:12:24,745 --> 00:12:26,997
There are many flavors of outcasts here,

194
00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:30,250
but the four main cliques are
Fangs, Furs, Stoners and Scales.

195
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:34,421
Those are the Fangs, AKA vampires.

196
00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:37,508
Some of them have literally
been here for decades.

197
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,720
That bunch of knuckleheads are Furs,
AKA werewolves.

198
00:12:41,804 --> 00:12:44,014
-Like me!
-[Furs howling]

199
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,391
Full moons get pretty loud around here.

200
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:47,684
That's when Furs wolf out.

201
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:50,229
I suggest you pick up
noise-cancelling headphones.

202
00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:52,356
I'm assuming Scales are sirens?

203
00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,191
[Enid] You catch on quick.

204
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:55,901
And that girl, Bianca Barclay,

205
00:12:55,984 --> 00:12:58,654
is the closest thing
Nevermore has to royalty.

206
00:12:58,737 --> 00:13:00,781
[enchanting whooshing]

207
00:13:00,864 --> 00:13:02,825
Although her crown's been slipping lately.

208
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,911
She used to date our resident
tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe.

209
00:13:05,994 --> 00:13:08,247
But they broke up
at the beginning of the semester.

210
00:13:08,330 --> 00:13:10,082
Reason unknown.

211
00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,292
-Fascinating.
-I know, right?

212
00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:15,754
My vlog is, like, the number one source
for Nevermore gossip.

213
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:19,383
Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe
the dirt I heard about your new roommate.

214
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:21,593
She eats human flesh.

215
00:13:21,677 --> 00:13:23,595
Chowed down on that kid she murdered.

216
00:13:23,679 --> 00:13:25,305
You better watch your back.

217
00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,516
Quite the contrary.

218
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,476
I actually fillet
the bodies of my victims,

219
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,687
then feed them to my menagerie of pets.

220
00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:35,774
Ajax, this is my new roommate, Wednesday.

221
00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:37,943
Whoa.

222
00:13:38,777 --> 00:13:40,320
You're in black and white.

223
00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:43,365
-Like a living Instagram filter.
-Ignore him.

224
00:13:43,448 --> 00:13:45,534
Gorgons spend way too much time
getting stoned.

225
00:13:46,034 --> 00:13:47,244
He's cute, but clueless.

226
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:49,746
It's a small school.
There wasn't much online about you.

227
00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:52,583
You should really get on Insta,
Snapchat and TikTok.

228
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:57,421
I find social media to be a soul-sucking
void of meaningless affirmation.

229
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:06,847
Look at you, my little deathtrap.

230
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:11,184
Seeing you in this uniform brings back
so many terrible memories.

231
00:14:11,268 --> 00:14:13,103
-Doesn't it, Tish?
-Yes.

232
00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:16,857
Why don't you boys wait in the car?

233
00:14:17,441 --> 00:14:19,234
Wednesday and I need a moment.

234
00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:25,574
[Pugsley grunts]

235
00:14:26,408 --> 00:14:27,367
Pugsley,

236
00:14:28,577 --> 00:14:30,370
you're soft and weak.

237
00:14:30,454 --> 00:14:33,999
You'll never survive without me.
I give you two months, tops.

238
00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,501
I'm gonna miss you, too, sis.

239
00:14:42,507 --> 00:14:47,596
Any plans you have of running away
end right now.

240
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,891
I've alerted all family members

241
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:54,728
to contact me
the minute you darken their doorstep.

242
00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:57,856
You have nowhere to go.

243
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,567
As usual, you underestimate me, Mother.

244
00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,695
I will escape
this educational penitentiary,

245
00:15:03,779 --> 00:15:05,739
and you will never hear from me again.

246
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,823
[sighs]

247
00:15:06,907 --> 00:15:09,034
You are a brilliant girl, Wednesday,

248
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:11,286
but sometimes you get in your own way.

249
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:16,959
I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore,

250
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:21,338
and find it as life-changing as I did.

251
00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,010
Oh, I got you a little something.

252
00:15:29,805 --> 00:15:30,806
W…

253
00:15:32,224 --> 00:15:33,058
M.

254
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:34,726
Our initials.

255
00:15:35,310 --> 00:15:37,521
It's made of obsidian,

256
00:15:38,647 --> 00:15:41,817
which Aztec priests
used to conjure visions.

257
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,362
It's a symbol of our connection.

258
00:15:48,073 --> 00:15:51,201
Which one of your spirits
suggested this toe-curling tchotchke?

259
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,037
I'm not you, Mother.

260
00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,625
I will never fall in love,
or be a housewife, or have a family.

261
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:04,589
I'm told girls your age
say hurtful things,

262
00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,842
and I shouldn't take it to heart.

263
00:16:08,343 --> 00:16:09,678
Fortunately, you don't have one.

264
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:15,100
Finally, a kind word for your mother.

265
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,982
Lurch, the crystal ball, please.

266
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:28,071
We can't talk to you for the first week
while you're settling in,

267
00:16:28,155 --> 00:16:30,532
so we'll call you next Sunday.

268
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:38,290
[delicate, emotional music playing]

269
00:16:46,173 --> 00:16:47,549
[car door closes]

270
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,727
Don't worry, my love.

271
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,563
Our little scorpion won't be alone.

272
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,526
[undercarriage clattering]

273
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:13,033
[fingers scuttling]

274
00:17:19,164 --> 00:17:21,166
[thunder booms]

275
00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,590
Where's the rest of him?

276
00:17:29,174 --> 00:17:31,927
Well, the torso and arm are over there.

277
00:17:32,844 --> 00:17:34,679
We found a leg by the lake.

278
00:17:34,763 --> 00:17:37,682
There's an arm in that tree over there,

279
00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,393
and the rest of the parts
are so far unaccounted for.

280
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,814
It matches the profile
of the other two attacks last week.

281
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,110
All right, issue a warning.
Keep hikers out of the woods.

282
00:17:48,193 --> 00:17:51,530
Don't approve any more campfire permits
for the foreseeable future.

283
00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,532
What do you want me to tell the press?

284
00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:56,827
You know they're going to be
swarming like mosquitos in July.

285
00:17:57,702 --> 00:18:00,831
-Tell them the bear is back.
-You don't believe that, Sheriff.

286
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,915
No, I don't.

287
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:05,293
Whatever did this wasn't human.

288
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,296
Look, I know these murders
are connected to Nevermore.

289
00:18:08,380 --> 00:18:10,507
I just can't prove it yet. So until I can…

290
00:18:12,509 --> 00:18:13,760
it's a goddamn bear.

291
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:30,694
What the hell did you do to my room?

292
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,488
Dividing our room equally.

293
00:18:36,158 --> 00:18:38,577
It looks like a rainbow
vomited on your side.

294
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:40,912
-I--
-Silence would be appreciated.

295
00:18:40,996 --> 00:18:42,664
This is my writing time.

296
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,166
Your writing time?

297
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:46,459
I devote an hour a day to my novel.

298
00:18:46,543 --> 00:18:49,671
Perhaps if you did the same,
your vlog might be coherent.

299
00:18:49,754 --> 00:18:52,674
I've read serial killer diaries
with better punctuation.

300
00:18:52,757 --> 00:18:54,384
I write in my voice.

301
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:57,262
It's my truth.
It's what my followers love.

302
00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:59,598
Your followers are clearly imbeciles.

303
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:03,643
They respond to your stories
with insipid little pictures.

304
00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,312
Uh, you mean, emojis?

305
00:19:05,896 --> 00:19:09,524
It's how people express their feelings.
I realize that's a foreign concept to you.

306
00:19:11,318 --> 00:19:14,529
When I look at you,
the following emojis come to mind.

307
00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,490
Rope, shovel, hole.

308
00:19:18,992 --> 00:19:20,660
By the way, there are two D's in Addams.

309
00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:24,372
If you're going to gossip about me,
at least spell my name correctly.

310
00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:26,750
[music player beeps,
playing peppy pop song]

311
00:19:28,168 --> 00:19:29,085
Turn that off.

312
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,964
This is your final warning.

313
00:19:33,048 --> 00:19:34,174
[playfully] Rawr!

314
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,384
Don't mess with me.

315
00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:40,180
This kitty's got claws,
and I'm not afraid to use them.

316
00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:42,724
-[door opens]
-Good evening, girls.

317
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,768
Oh, sorry about the mud.

318
00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:48,563
I wanted to make sure
that Wednesday was settling in.

319
00:19:53,276 --> 00:19:55,612
Ah. Is this a bad time?

320
00:19:57,364 --> 00:20:00,158
I'm Ms. Thornhill, your dorm mom.

321
00:20:00,242 --> 00:20:03,036
Apologies, I wasn't here
to greet you when you arrived.

322
00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,914
I trust Enid has given you
the old Nevermore welcome.

323
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,916
She's been smothering me with hospitality.

324
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:10,001
I hope to return the favor.

325
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,087
In her sleep.

326
00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,509
Well, here's a little welcome gift
from my conservatory.

327
00:20:17,592 --> 00:20:20,845
I try to match the right flower
to each of my girls.

328
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:23,181
When I read your personal statement
in your application,

329
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:24,975
I immediately thought of this one.

330
00:20:25,058 --> 00:20:26,184
The black dahlia.

331
00:20:26,268 --> 00:20:27,310
Oh, you know it?

332
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,146
Of course. It's named after
my favorite unsolved murder.

333
00:20:32,274 --> 00:20:33,108
Thank you.

334
00:20:33,692 --> 00:20:37,028
Okey-dokey. Before I leave,
I want to go over a few house rules.

335
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:39,948
Lights off at 10:00, no loud music,

336
00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:42,200
and no boys, ever.

337
00:20:42,284 --> 00:20:44,494
What's the story
about going into the local town?

338
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:47,330
Passes to Jericho
are a privilege, not a right.

339
00:20:47,414 --> 00:20:51,167
It's a brisk 25-minute walk,
or there's a shuttle on the weekends.

340
00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:54,921
The locals are a tad bit wary
about Nevermore,

341
00:20:55,005 --> 00:21:00,927
so please don't go making any waves,
or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes.

342
00:21:01,011 --> 00:21:05,181
That means keep your claws to yourself,
and no smothering people in their sleep.

343
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:06,766
Are we clear?

344
00:21:09,352 --> 00:21:10,812
Great talk. [chuckles]

345
00:21:12,522 --> 00:21:13,523
[door opens]

346
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,614
[foils clattering]

347
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:37,964
[fencer grunts]

348
00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:40,425
[fencer grunts]

349
00:21:42,218 --> 00:21:44,220
Coach, Coach, she tripped me.

350
00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,848
It was a clean strike, Rowan.

351
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:50,060
Maybe if you whined less
and practiced more, you wouldn't suck.

352
00:21:50,143 --> 00:21:53,021
Seriously, Coach, when am I
gonna get real competition?

353
00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:54,981
Anyone else want to challenge me?

354
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,066
I do.

355
00:21:56,149 --> 00:21:57,650
[ominous music playing]

356
00:21:57,734 --> 00:22:01,237
Oh, you must be
the psychopath they let in.

357
00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:03,114
You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee.

358
00:22:03,698 --> 00:22:07,327
Interesting thing about bees.
Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.

359
00:22:07,410 --> 00:22:08,661
[fencers] Ooh!

360
00:22:09,788 --> 00:22:12,165
Rowan doesn't need you
to come to his defense.

361
00:22:12,248 --> 00:22:15,335
-He's not helpless, he's lazy.
-Are we doing this or not?

362
00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,300
En garde.

363
00:22:22,384 --> 00:22:25,678
[dramatic music playing]

364
00:22:32,977 --> 00:22:34,979
[both grunting]

365
00:22:48,743 --> 00:22:50,370
[coach] Point to Wednesday.

366
00:22:55,625 --> 00:22:57,627
[both continue grunting]

367
00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,087
[coach] The score is even.

368
00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:05,718
That first point
was clearly beginner's luck.

369
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:07,804
Let's finish this.

370
00:23:09,139 --> 00:23:12,183
For the final point, I would like
to invoke a military challenge.

371
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,184
No masks.

372
00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:14,602
-No tips.
-[fencers] Ooh.

373
00:23:15,979 --> 00:23:18,565
-Winner draws first blood.
-[dramatic musical flourish]

374
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,196
It's your decision, Bianca.

375
00:23:29,534 --> 00:23:31,744
Let's see if you bleed in black and white.

376
00:23:31,828 --> 00:23:33,204
[dramatic music continues]

377
00:23:55,518 --> 00:23:56,519
[rapier tip slices]

378
00:24:01,191 --> 00:24:02,275
[disbelieving exhale]

379
00:24:05,528 --> 00:24:08,948
Your face finally got that splash
of color it so desperately needed.

380
00:24:09,949 --> 00:24:11,159
[chuckles]

381
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:20,793
[Rowan] You're Wednesday, right?

382
00:24:24,047 --> 00:24:25,006
Rowan.

383
00:24:26,257 --> 00:24:28,635
-I know how you feel.
-I guarantee you don't.

384
00:24:29,427 --> 00:24:32,013
My mother promised me
I'd finally fit in somewhere.

385
00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:38,478
I never thought it was possible to be
an outcast in a school full of outcasts.

386
00:24:39,771 --> 00:24:42,357
But it looks like you're gonna
give me a run for my money.

387
00:24:43,066 --> 00:24:44,067
Uh…

388
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,778
Sorry about the… nick.

389
00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:48,947
No good deed goes unpunished.

390
00:24:56,371 --> 00:24:58,373
[quirkily sinister music playing]

391
00:25:00,416 --> 00:25:02,502
[water tank gurgling]

392
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:12,470
[chilling choir vocalizations]

393
00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:17,267
[stone scraping]

394
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:20,937
[boy] Wednesday!

395
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,239
Welcome back.

396
00:25:32,615 --> 00:25:34,075
Just take it easy.

397
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:38,871
Nurse said you don't have a concussion,
but you probably have a nasty bump, huh?

398
00:25:38,955 --> 00:25:41,207
The last thing I remember
I was walking outside

399
00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:44,127
feeling a mixture of rage,
pity and self-disgust.

400
00:25:45,461 --> 00:25:46,838
I never felt that way before.

401
00:25:46,921 --> 00:25:49,549
Losing to Bianca
has that effect on people, I think.

402
00:25:49,632 --> 00:25:52,969
Then I looked up and saw
that gargoyle coming down and I thought,

403
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:55,179
"At least I'll have an imaginative death."

404
00:25:56,848 --> 00:25:58,766
Then you tackled me out of the way.

405
00:25:59,642 --> 00:26:00,476
Why?

406
00:26:01,269 --> 00:26:03,354
[clicks tongue] Call it instinct.

407
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,566
So you were guided by latent chivalry,

408
00:26:06,649 --> 00:26:09,736
the tool of the patriarchy,
to extract my undying gratitude?

409
00:26:09,819 --> 00:26:12,113
Mm-hmm. Most people just say thank you.

410
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:13,531
I didn't want to be rescued.

411
00:26:13,615 --> 00:26:15,825
I shoulda just let that thing
smash you to mush?

412
00:26:15,908 --> 00:26:19,454
-I would have rather saved myself.
-[scoffs] Good to see you haven't changed.

413
00:26:20,913 --> 00:26:23,708
If makes you feel any better,
let's just say I returned the favor.

414
00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:26,044
Xavier Thorpe?

415
00:26:26,711 --> 00:26:27,962
You probably don't remember me.

416
00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:31,466
Last time we met, I was about
two feet shorter, 40 pounds heavier.

417
00:26:31,549 --> 00:26:32,717
What happened?

418
00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:36,512
-[exhales] Puberty, I guess.
-What happened the last time we met?

419
00:26:37,347 --> 00:26:38,348
Oh. Uh.

420
00:26:39,057 --> 00:26:41,184
Yeah, it… it was my godmother's funeral.

421
00:26:41,768 --> 00:26:45,063
She was friends with your grandmother,
and they spent their twenties in Europe,

422
00:26:45,146 --> 00:26:47,815
swindling the rich and notorious.

423
00:26:49,192 --> 00:26:52,028
I don't know,
but we were ten, and we were bored,

424
00:26:52,779 --> 00:26:54,364
decided to play hide and seek.

425
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:57,784
I had the inspired idea
to hide in her casket.

426
00:26:57,867 --> 00:26:59,702
I got stuck
as it was headed to the crematorium.

427
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:00,828
I'd heard muffled screams.

428
00:27:01,788 --> 00:27:03,831
I just figured
your godmother had cheated death

429
00:27:03,915 --> 00:27:05,667
and was trying to claw her way out.

430
00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,502
Either way,
you hit the big red stop button

431
00:27:07,585 --> 00:27:09,879
and saved me from being flame-broiled. So…

432
00:27:11,255 --> 00:27:12,465
now we're even.

433
00:27:12,548 --> 00:27:15,551
[mournful rendition
of "La Llorona" playing]

434
00:27:15,635 --> 00:27:17,637
[typewriter keys clacking]

435
00:27:17,720 --> 00:27:21,099
♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪

436
00:27:22,433 --> 00:27:26,521
♪ Llorona, tú eres mi chunca ♪

437
00:27:27,814 --> 00:27:29,691
[bed squeaking]

438
00:27:29,774 --> 00:27:31,776
♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪

439
00:27:32,610 --> 00:27:36,906
♪ Llorona, tú eres mi chunca… ♪

440
00:27:38,491 --> 00:27:39,325
I knew it!

441
00:27:40,118 --> 00:27:41,160
Hello, Thing.

442
00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:44,163
[bed frame rattling]

443
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:48,334
Did you think my highly trained
olfactory sense wouldn't pick up

444
00:27:48,418 --> 00:27:52,213
on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot
in your favorite hand lotion?

445
00:27:53,381 --> 00:27:54,632
I could do this all day.

446
00:27:55,216 --> 00:27:56,134
[desk trembling]

447
00:27:56,718 --> 00:27:57,885
Surrender?

448
00:27:57,969 --> 00:27:59,220
[tapping frantically]

449
00:28:01,764 --> 00:28:04,434
Mother and Father sent you
to spy on me, didn't they?

450
00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:08,062
I'm not above breaking a few fingers.

451
00:28:08,563 --> 00:28:12,108
That they thought I wouldn't find out
proves how much they underestimate me.

452
00:28:13,067 --> 00:28:15,903
Oh, Thing, you poor, naive appendage.

453
00:28:16,612 --> 00:28:18,406
My parents aren't worried about me.

454
00:28:18,489 --> 00:28:19,449
They're evil puppeteers

455
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:21,409
who want to pull my strings
even from afar.

456
00:28:22,910 --> 00:28:24,871
The way I see it, you have two options.

457
00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:26,664
Option one.

458
00:28:27,790 --> 00:28:30,543
I lock you in here
for the rest of the semester,

459
00:28:30,626 --> 00:28:34,172
and you go slowly insane
trying to claw your way out,

460
00:28:34,255 --> 00:28:36,632
ruining your nails
and your smooth, supple skin.

461
00:28:36,716 --> 00:28:38,634
And we both know how vain you are.

462
00:28:38,718 --> 00:28:39,802
Option two.

463
00:28:41,471 --> 00:28:43,014
You pledge your undying loyalty to me.

464
00:28:43,097 --> 00:28:46,058
♪ …que no se apartan de mí…♪

465
00:28:48,978 --> 00:28:52,482
Our first order of business
is to escape this teenage purgatory.

466
00:28:53,024 --> 00:28:55,109
-[tapping]
-Of course I have a plan.

467
00:28:56,527 --> 00:28:58,029
And it begins now.

468
00:28:58,529 --> 00:29:00,531
[mysterious music playing]

469
00:29:18,007 --> 00:29:20,009
[indistinct chatter]

470
00:29:26,808 --> 00:29:29,435
[Weems] Dr. Kinbott's office
is on the second floor.

471
00:29:29,519 --> 00:29:31,646
Other Nevermore students swear by her.

472
00:29:32,688 --> 00:29:34,315
You'll be here until I'm done?

473
00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,944
Perhaps afterwards we can visit
the Weathervane for hot chocolate.

474
00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:41,280
Principal Weems, this feeble attempt
at bonding is beneath you.

475
00:29:44,242 --> 00:29:47,453
And chauffeuring your students around
is below your pay grade.

476
00:29:48,037 --> 00:29:51,290
Given your history,
I'm sure you're intent on running away.

477
00:29:53,501 --> 00:29:55,670
I'm here to prevent that from happening.

478
00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:58,756
I wish you luck.

479
00:29:59,549 --> 00:30:00,550
[door slams]

480
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,555
I read the notes
from your school counselor.

481
00:30:05,638 --> 00:30:08,724
Mrs. Bronstein. She had
a nervous breakdown after our last session

482
00:30:08,808 --> 00:30:10,768
and had to take a six-month sabbatical.

483
00:30:11,727 --> 00:30:13,104
Go ahead and take a seat.

484
00:30:15,189 --> 00:30:16,732
How did you feel about that?

485
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:17,942
Vindicated.

486
00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:20,903
But someone who crochets
for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary.

487
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:22,822
Adversary?

488
00:30:22,905 --> 00:30:26,409
I hope we can forge a relationship
based on trust and mutual respect.

489
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,870
-[scoffs]
-This is a safe space, Wednesday.

490
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:31,372
A sanctuary where we can discuss anything.

491
00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,624
What you're thinking, feeling,

492
00:30:33,708 --> 00:30:35,793
your views on the world,
personal philosophy.

493
00:30:35,877 --> 00:30:39,171
That's easy.
I think that this is a waste of time.

494
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,924
I see the world
as a place that must be endured,

495
00:30:42,008 --> 00:30:44,594
and my personal philosophy
is kill or be killed.

496
00:30:45,094 --> 00:30:47,722
So, for instance,
when someone bullies your brother,

497
00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,057
your response is
to dump piranha in the pool.

498
00:30:50,141 --> 00:30:53,227
You know the old saying,
never bring a knife to a sword fight.

499
00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:55,730
Unless it's concealed.

500
00:30:56,314 --> 00:30:59,025
Point is, you assaulted a boy,
and showed no remorse for your actions.

501
00:30:59,108 --> 00:31:01,819
-That's why you're here.
-He lost a testicle.

502
00:31:02,695 --> 00:31:05,698
I did the world a favor.
People like Dalton shouldn't procreate.

503
00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,533
I've answered all your questions.

504
00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,452
We're not done yet.

505
00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,995
[mysterious notes play]

506
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:16,042
Therapy is a valuable tool
to help you understand yourself.

507
00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,544
It can teach you new ways
to deal with your emotions.

508
00:31:18,628 --> 00:31:21,172
It can also help you build
a life that you want.

509
00:31:21,255 --> 00:31:22,965
I know the life that I want.

510
00:31:23,633 --> 00:31:24,634
Tell me about it.

511
00:31:26,385 --> 00:31:29,388
Everything said in these sessions
is strictly confidential.

512
00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:34,477
Do your plans involve becoming an author?

513
00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:36,312
I understand you've written three novels

514
00:31:36,395 --> 00:31:38,981
about a teen girl detective,
Viper De La Muerte.

515
00:31:40,107 --> 00:31:41,484
Can you tell me about her?

516
00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,111
Viper is smart, perceptive,
chronically misunderstood.

517
00:31:44,195 --> 00:31:45,947
Any luck getting your work published?

518
00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:50,701
Editors are short-sighted,
fear-based life forms.

519
00:31:50,785 --> 00:31:53,162
One once described my writing
as gratuitously morbid,

520
00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:55,164
and suggested I seek psychiatric help.

521
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:56,248
[Kinbott] Hmm.

522
00:31:56,332 --> 00:31:57,541
Ironic, isn't it?

523
00:31:58,125 --> 00:31:59,585
How did you take that?

524
00:32:01,045 --> 00:32:02,713
I sent her a "thank you."

525
00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:06,592
[mischievous music playing]

526
00:32:08,094 --> 00:32:09,512
[screams]

527
00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:13,891
I've always been open
to constructive criticism.

528
00:32:14,684 --> 00:32:15,893
I'm glad to hear that.

529
00:32:16,394 --> 00:32:19,480
Because I was sent the manuscripts
as part of your psych evaluation.

530
00:32:19,563 --> 00:32:21,440
The relationship I found most intriguing

531
00:32:21,524 --> 00:32:23,651
was that of Viper
and her mother, Dominica.

532
00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:26,529
Why don't we dig into that?

533
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:32,827
Part of this journey requires us
going to uncomfortable places emotionally.

534
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,120
I don't travel well.

535
00:32:36,205 --> 00:32:38,541
Would you mind if I use
the powder room first?

536
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:42,086
[tense music builds, fades away]

537
00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:47,925
[lock clicks]

538
00:32:49,552 --> 00:32:50,803
[clattering]

539
00:32:50,886 --> 00:32:51,846
[Kinbott] Wednesday?

540
00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:53,389
Is everything okay?

541
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:57,601
You can't hide
for the rest of the session.

542
00:32:57,685 --> 00:32:58,686
[Wednesday] I'm all right.

543
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:02,398
Just preparing myself
for our uncomfortable journey.

544
00:33:04,025 --> 00:33:04,984
Nail file.

545
00:33:06,569 --> 00:33:09,071
[dark electronic arrangement
of theme music playing]

546
00:33:28,507 --> 00:33:33,596
On Saturday, I can do in the afternoon,
sometime around four o'clock?

547
00:33:35,890 --> 00:33:36,766
[eerie whooshing]

548
00:33:36,849 --> 00:33:38,142
[cell phone rings]

549
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:40,227
[ominous chanting]

550
00:33:45,066 --> 00:33:46,442
[chanting subsides]

551
00:33:47,193 --> 00:33:48,486
[farmer] Who let you out?

552
00:33:48,569 --> 00:33:50,446
You goddamn weirdo.

553
00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,330
[espresso machine whirs, hisses]

554
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:07,129
Holy crap!

555
00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:10,091
Do you make a habit
of scaring the hell out of people?

556
00:34:10,174 --> 00:34:11,509
It's more of a hobby.

557
00:34:12,676 --> 00:34:13,928
You go to Nevermore.

558
00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:16,764
Didn't realize they changed the uniform.

559
00:34:16,847 --> 00:34:18,140
I need a quad over ice.

560
00:34:18,224 --> 00:34:19,225
It's an emergency.

561
00:34:21,477 --> 00:34:22,978
It's four shots of espresso.

562
00:34:23,062 --> 00:34:24,730
Yeah, I… I know what a quad is,

563
00:34:24,814 --> 00:34:28,275
but, spoiler alert,
the espresso machine's having a seizure,

564
00:34:28,359 --> 00:34:29,610
so all we have is drip.

565
00:34:30,111 --> 00:34:31,821
But drip is for people who hate themselves

566
00:34:31,904 --> 00:34:34,240
and know their lives
have no real purpose or meaning.

567
00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:39,370
What's wrong with your machine?

568
00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:41,664
It's a temperamental beast
with a mind of its own,

569
00:34:41,747 --> 00:34:44,583
and it doesn't help
that the instructions are in Italian.

570
00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:53,300
I need a tri-wing screwdriver
and a four-millimeter Allen wrench.

571
00:34:53,384 --> 00:34:55,553
Wait, you read Italian?

572
00:34:56,512 --> 00:34:58,973
Of course.
It's the native tongue of Machiavelli.

573
00:34:59,932 --> 00:35:02,351
Here's the deal.
I'm going to fix your coffee machine,

574
00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:04,478
then you're going to make my coffee
and call a taxi.

575
00:35:04,562 --> 00:35:07,898
Uh, no taxis in Jericho.

576
00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:08,983
Try Uber?

577
00:35:09,066 --> 00:35:12,069
I don't have a phone.
I refuse to be a slave to technology.

578
00:35:13,320 --> 00:35:14,572
Then you're out of luck.

579
00:35:14,655 --> 00:35:16,198
Where you going anyway?

580
00:35:16,282 --> 00:35:19,285
That's on a need-to-know basis.
What about trains?

581
00:35:20,286 --> 00:35:23,289
Nearest station is Burlington.
It's half an hour away.

582
00:35:23,372 --> 00:35:25,916
You have a valve issue.
I've seen it before.

583
00:35:27,126 --> 00:35:29,461
Where? You have
one of these monsters at home?

584
00:35:29,545 --> 00:35:32,381
Steam-powered guillotine.
I built it when I was ten.

585
00:35:33,507 --> 00:35:35,467
I wanted to decapitate my dolls
more efficiently.

586
00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:39,221
Sure.

587
00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:42,016
Grim Reaper Barbie, makes perfect sense.

588
00:35:42,099 --> 00:35:44,768
[steam vents, subsides]

589
00:35:46,061 --> 00:35:47,062
Wow.

590
00:35:47,688 --> 00:35:48,564
Thanks.

591
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,901
I never met a Nevermore kid
who got their hands dirty.

592
00:35:53,819 --> 00:35:55,571
I'm Tyler, by the way.

593
00:35:55,654 --> 00:35:58,866
I didn't catch your name,
or is that on a need-to-know basis too?

594
00:36:00,492 --> 00:36:01,327
Wednesday.

595
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:03,078
Tell you what, Wednesday.

596
00:36:03,162 --> 00:36:06,373
To show my appreciation,
how about I drive you to Burlington?

597
00:36:06,457 --> 00:36:08,918
Perfect. Put that quad in a to-go cup.

598
00:36:09,001 --> 00:36:11,462
Uh, but I don't get off for another hour.

599
00:36:13,547 --> 00:36:14,632
I'll sweeten the pot.

600
00:36:16,091 --> 00:36:17,551
Twenty whole dollars…

601
00:36:17,635 --> 00:36:19,094
Tempting, but no.

602
00:36:21,305 --> 00:36:22,473
I'll make it 40.

603
00:36:22,556 --> 00:36:23,515
Uh…

604
00:36:23,974 --> 00:36:27,603
Listen, Wednesday, one fun fact about me…

605
00:36:28,312 --> 00:36:32,816
I can't be bought, so either wait,
or find someone else to drive you.

606
00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:35,819
[melancholic string music playing]

607
00:36:35,903 --> 00:36:37,112
[exhales softly]

608
00:36:40,115 --> 00:36:40,950
[wry chuckle]

609
00:36:53,671 --> 00:36:54,713
What happened?

610
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:01,929
Hey, boys, check it out.

611
00:37:02,012 --> 00:37:03,138
-Who's that?
-Bro…

612
00:37:03,222 --> 00:37:04,223
Come on.

613
00:37:08,310 --> 00:37:10,437
[boy 1] What's a Nevermore freak
doing out in the wild?

614
00:37:10,521 --> 00:37:11,855
[boy 2] This is our booth.

615
00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:14,733
Why are you dressed
like religious fanatics?

616
00:37:15,859 --> 00:37:18,070
-We're pilgrims.
-Potato, po-tah-to.

617
00:37:18,153 --> 00:37:19,446
We work at Pilgrim World.

618
00:37:23,659 --> 00:37:26,328
It takes a special kind of stupid
to devote an entire theme park

619
00:37:26,412 --> 00:37:28,580
to zealots responsible for mass genocide.

620
00:37:29,164 --> 00:37:31,250
My dad owns Pilgrim World.

621
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,710
Who you calling stupid?

622
00:37:33,669 --> 00:37:35,045
If the buckled shoe fits.

623
00:37:35,129 --> 00:37:36,547
Guys, back off.

624
00:37:36,630 --> 00:37:38,841
-Stay out of this, Galpin.
-Yes, stay out of this.

625
00:37:38,924 --> 00:37:40,801
[sinister music playing]

626
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:42,803
So tell me, freak…

627
00:37:44,930 --> 00:37:46,432
you ever been with a normie?

628
00:37:47,266 --> 00:37:49,184
I've never found one that could handle me.

629
00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:54,940
-Boo!
-Hey!

630
00:37:55,607 --> 00:37:56,442
[boy grunts]

631
00:37:57,901 --> 00:37:58,777
[bone cracks]

632
00:37:59,278 --> 00:38:01,989
[boys grunting]

633
00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,204
[patrons chattering]

634
00:38:09,288 --> 00:38:10,456
[coughing]

635
00:38:14,043 --> 00:38:16,587
So where'd you learn those kung fu moves?

636
00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:17,880
[Wednesday] My uncle taught me.

637
00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:20,549
He spent five years
in a Tibetan Monastery.

638
00:38:21,175 --> 00:38:22,426
Was he a monk?

639
00:38:22,509 --> 00:38:23,385
Prisoner.

640
00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:26,180
[Tyler] Dad!

641
00:38:28,057 --> 00:38:29,892
Tyler, the hell's going on in here?

642
00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:33,437
They were harassing a customer,
and she put them in their place.

643
00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:37,524
This little thing took down three boys?

644
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,526
Did you help her?

645
00:38:40,110 --> 00:38:42,237
Dad, I swear, I wasn't involved.

646
00:38:42,321 --> 00:38:43,947
[bullies groaning]

647
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:44,990
Apologies, Sheriff.

648
00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:47,034
This one slipped away from me.

649
00:38:47,117 --> 00:38:48,994
Come on, Miss Addams, time to go.

650
00:38:50,746 --> 00:38:52,247
Wait a minute, hang on.

651
00:38:54,291 --> 00:38:55,417
You're an Addams?

652
00:38:57,586 --> 00:39:00,172
Don't tell me Gomez Addams is your father?

653
00:39:01,465 --> 00:39:04,385
That man belongs behind bars for murder.

654
00:39:04,468 --> 00:39:07,388
Guessin' the apple
doesn't fall far from the tree.

655
00:39:09,056 --> 00:39:10,391
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.

656
00:39:11,141 --> 00:39:12,142
Okay.

657
00:39:13,394 --> 00:39:16,480
[door opens, closes]

658
00:39:16,563 --> 00:39:19,775
Your first day and you're already
on Sheriff Galpin's radar.

659
00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:23,404
-Wish I could say I was surprised.
-What did he mean about my father?

660
00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:26,198
I have no idea, but a word of advice.

661
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:29,201
Stop making enemies
and start making a few friends.

662
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:31,328
You're going to need them.

663
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:36,208
[Weems] Looks like an accident.

664
00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,502
I hope the driver's okay.

665
00:39:38,585 --> 00:39:39,878
[ominous music playing]

666
00:39:39,962 --> 00:39:40,963
He's dead.

667
00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,256
[siren wailing]

668
00:39:42,339 --> 00:39:43,257
Broke his neck.

669
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:45,509
[police radio chatter]

670
00:39:45,592 --> 00:39:47,511
How can you tell from this angle?

671
00:39:56,437 --> 00:39:58,439
[tense, elegant cello music playing]

672
00:40:04,027 --> 00:40:06,029
[Wednesday playing "Paint It, Black"]

673
00:40:22,171 --> 00:40:25,007
[plucking out pizzicato rhythm]

674
00:40:30,512 --> 00:40:31,847
[shelf rumbling]

675
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:42,941
[sweeping refrain builds]

676
00:41:28,362 --> 00:41:30,364
[cello continuing faintly in distance]

677
00:41:38,205 --> 00:41:40,207
[cello continuing faintly in distance]

678
00:41:57,140 --> 00:41:59,142
[sighs contentedly]

679
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,658
[music swells, finishes]

680
00:42:15,617 --> 00:42:16,535
[exhales sharply]

681
00:42:17,327 --> 00:42:18,495
[tapping]

682
00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:20,163
No, I don't really feel better.

683
00:42:21,123 --> 00:42:23,500
There's just something wrong
about this place.

684
00:42:23,584 --> 00:42:25,168
Not just because it's a school.

685
00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:26,086
[door opens]

686
00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:29,506
How the hell did you get that
oversized violin out the window?

687
00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:31,466
I had an extra hand.

688
00:42:33,427 --> 00:42:34,428
Whoa.

689
00:42:35,095 --> 00:42:36,346
Where's the rest of him?

690
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:38,932
It's one of the great
Addams family mysteries.

691
00:42:41,977 --> 00:42:43,604
[Furs howling, baying]

692
00:42:49,443 --> 00:42:51,194
Why aren't you wolfing out?

693
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:53,614
Because I can't.

694
00:42:55,907 --> 00:42:56,867
It's all I got.

695
00:42:59,369 --> 00:43:04,291
My mom says some wolves are late bloomers,
but I've been to the best Lycanologist.

696
00:43:04,374 --> 00:43:06,835
I had to fly to Milwaukee,
would you believe it?

697
00:43:08,420 --> 00:43:10,839
Yeah, she says
there's a chance I may never…

698
00:43:11,757 --> 00:43:12,591
you know.

699
00:43:14,801 --> 00:43:16,094
What happens then?

700
00:43:17,554 --> 00:43:18,764
I'd become a lone wolf.

701
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:22,517
Sounds perfect.

702
00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:25,854
Are you kidding me?
My life would be officially over.

703
00:43:26,355 --> 00:43:29,733
I'd be kicked out of my family pack
with no prospect of finding a mate.

704
00:43:30,567 --> 00:43:33,278
-I'm failing to see the problem here.
-I could die alone.

705
00:43:34,988 --> 00:43:36,657
We all die alone, Enid.

706
00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:40,911
You really suck at this.

707
00:43:40,994 --> 00:43:42,245
Cheering people up.

708
00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:45,707
[cries shakily]

709
00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,919
-Why are you crying?
-Because I'm upset!

710
00:43:50,045 --> 00:43:52,547
Haven't you ever cried,
or are you above that too?

711
00:43:58,261 --> 00:44:00,180
It was the week after Halloween.

712
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,768
I was six years old.

713
00:44:07,062 --> 00:44:09,773
I took my pet scorpion, Nero,
out for his afternoon stroll,

714
00:44:09,856 --> 00:44:11,108
and we were ambushed.

715
00:44:16,405 --> 00:44:19,324
They wondered what kind of freak
would have a scorpion for a pet.

716
00:44:19,408 --> 00:44:20,367
[boy] Yeah.

717
00:44:23,704 --> 00:44:25,831
Two of them held me down
and made me watch…

718
00:44:28,959 --> 00:44:30,460
[bullies laughing]

719
00:44:32,754 --> 00:44:33,755
[gasps]

720
00:44:33,839 --> 00:44:34,840
[Nero squelching]

721
00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:38,885
…while the others ran Nero over until…

722
00:44:41,638 --> 00:44:43,640
[forlorn music playing]

723
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,188
It was snowing
when I buried what was left of him.

724
00:44:53,150 --> 00:44:55,318
I cried my little black heart out.

725
00:45:00,615 --> 00:45:02,617
But tears don't fix anything.

726
00:45:06,163 --> 00:45:07,998
So I vowed to never do it again.

727
00:45:08,582 --> 00:45:10,751
[Furs continue baying]

728
00:45:17,507 --> 00:45:18,717
Your secret's safe with me.

729
00:45:21,553 --> 00:45:23,638
Still think you're weird as shit, though.

730
00:45:24,347 --> 00:45:26,057
The feeling is incredibly mutual.

731
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,481
How would you like your single room back?

732
00:45:32,564 --> 00:45:35,025
You just need to show me
how to use your computer.

733
00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:40,822
[rapid knocking]

734
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:42,908
[suspenseful music building]

735
00:45:48,246 --> 00:45:49,831
Holy shit!

736
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,219
[tapping]

737
00:46:03,053 --> 00:46:03,887
Okay.

738
00:46:05,555 --> 00:46:08,642
Okay, I'm taking orders from a hand.

739
00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:12,062
This isn't weird at all.

740
00:46:18,318 --> 00:46:19,361
[ring tone trills]

741
00:46:21,154 --> 00:46:22,072
[video call whooshes]

742
00:46:22,656 --> 00:46:24,616
Uh… hi.

743
00:46:25,742 --> 00:46:26,785
That's Thing.

744
00:46:27,786 --> 00:46:30,330
Is he, like, your pet?

745
00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:33,834
He's sensitive.

746
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:37,379
Look, I know Nevermore
is ground zero for all things weird,

747
00:46:37,462 --> 00:46:39,881
but this is next-level.

748
00:46:40,549 --> 00:46:43,677
So, what happened to not
wanting to be a slave to technology?

749
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:44,970
Desperate times.

750
00:46:45,053 --> 00:46:46,596
Are you still willing to help me escape?

751
00:46:46,680 --> 00:46:50,100
After what happened today,
I figured they'd have you in solitary.

752
00:46:50,183 --> 00:46:53,603
There's the Harvest Festival this weekend.
Attendance is mandatory.

753
00:46:53,687 --> 00:46:55,105
I'm going to use it as a cover.

754
00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:57,399
If you're willing
to drive me to the station,

755
00:46:57,482 --> 00:46:59,025
I can make it worth your while.

756
00:47:01,695 --> 00:47:02,863
I'm in.

757
00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:04,865
And no charge.

758
00:47:04,948 --> 00:47:06,283
Consider it a freebie.

759
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:08,410
Why?

760
00:47:08,493 --> 00:47:10,078
'Cause I wish I was going with you.

761
00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:13,748
At least one of us
will get out of this hellhole town.

762
00:47:17,919 --> 00:47:19,921
[crowd chatters, laughs]

763
00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:27,762
Are you sure you can trust that normie?

764
00:47:27,846 --> 00:47:30,056
Dad, I didn't know
they were gonna be here.

765
00:47:30,140 --> 00:47:32,350
I trust that I can handle myself.

766
00:47:32,434 --> 00:47:34,686
I don't want you talking to her.
I want you home by 12:00.

767
00:47:34,769 --> 00:47:36,354
-1:00.
-12:30.

768
00:47:36,438 --> 00:47:37,272
[Enid] Well,

769
00:47:38,315 --> 00:47:40,483
good luck and safe travels.

770
00:47:42,110 --> 00:47:44,279
Still not a hugger. Got it.

771
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:50,410
[tense music builds]

772
00:48:07,135 --> 00:48:09,137
[tense music trails off]

773
00:48:19,022 --> 00:48:22,901
Jeez, you get any better at this,
you'll be taking home a whole pack.

774
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:25,695
Pandas don't travel in packs.
They prefer solitude.

775
00:48:26,821 --> 00:48:28,698
All right. Subtle hint taken.

776
00:48:30,533 --> 00:48:32,535
You should know I'm waiting for someone.

777
00:48:32,619 --> 00:48:35,497
Oh yeah, who's the lucky guy… or girl?

778
00:48:35,997 --> 00:48:37,123
What does it matter to you?

779
00:48:39,125 --> 00:48:40,710
Didn't mean to interrupt.

780
00:48:40,794 --> 00:48:41,753
You're not.

781
00:48:45,507 --> 00:48:47,133
This is gonna be trickier than I thought.

782
00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:50,053
Dad hit me with a curfew. We need to go
if I'm gonna make it back in time.

783
00:48:50,136 --> 00:48:52,514
I've got some dead weight
I need to lose first.

784
00:48:53,890 --> 00:48:56,643
Meet me behind the parking lot
when the fireworks start.

785
00:49:00,647 --> 00:49:03,024
You see that sad, lonely woman over there?

786
00:49:04,359 --> 00:49:07,112
She needs this pathetic validation
more than I do.

787
00:49:08,071 --> 00:49:09,572
Would you mind distracting her?

788
00:49:13,368 --> 00:49:15,203
[panda] I love you. I love you.

789
00:49:20,333 --> 00:49:22,168
[fireworks crackling]

790
00:49:25,672 --> 00:49:29,342
Hey, before you leave,
I wanted you to have this.

791
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:33,179
It's your dad's police file
from when he was at Nevermore.

792
00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:35,348
I think it's the reason my dad hates him.

793
00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:38,351
You okay?

794
00:49:40,937 --> 00:49:43,189
I'm not used to people engaging with me.

795
00:49:43,857 --> 00:49:45,859
Most see me coming and cross the street.

796
00:49:45,942 --> 00:49:47,944
You're not scary. You're just kinda…

797
00:49:49,612 --> 00:49:50,447
kooky.

798
00:49:52,532 --> 00:49:53,867
I prefer spooky.

799
00:49:53,950 --> 00:49:54,784
Oh.

800
00:49:55,452 --> 00:49:58,204
Now my train leaves in an hour.
We're burning moonlight.

801
00:49:58,913 --> 00:50:00,707
Uh, right, right.

802
00:50:00,790 --> 00:50:02,792
[low, menacing music playing]

803
00:50:03,293 --> 00:50:04,127
Hey.

804
00:50:05,795 --> 00:50:07,338
Come on, Wednesday. Wednesday!

805
00:50:07,422 --> 00:50:09,215
We can lose them in the crowd.

806
00:50:22,604 --> 00:50:23,646
Oh, whoa!

807
00:50:23,730 --> 00:50:26,399
[cryptic, high-pitched tones play]

808
00:50:29,819 --> 00:50:30,904
[caws]

809
00:50:32,197 --> 00:50:33,865
[wails]

810
00:50:33,948 --> 00:50:34,824
[flesh rending]

811
00:50:37,494 --> 00:50:38,495
Shit.

812
00:50:38,578 --> 00:50:40,371
Wednesday, we need to go.

813
00:50:40,455 --> 00:50:41,831
Wednesday, come on.

814
00:50:43,041 --> 00:50:44,459
-Wednesday!
-Rowan, come back!

815
00:50:58,973 --> 00:51:00,475
Rowan, wait!

816
00:51:00,558 --> 00:51:03,603
What do you want?
Why are you following me?

817
00:51:03,686 --> 00:51:06,147
I don't have time to explain,
but you're in danger.

818
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:09,317
[chuckles]

819
00:51:11,945 --> 00:51:13,738
I think you've got it backwards.

820
00:51:16,950 --> 00:51:17,784
[grunts]

821
00:51:19,953 --> 00:51:22,664
-You're the one who's in danger.
-What are you doing?

822
00:51:22,747 --> 00:51:24,374
Saving everyone from you.

823
00:51:24,457 --> 00:51:25,708
[grunts] I have to kill you.

824
00:51:27,127 --> 00:51:29,254
The gargoyle, that was you?

825
00:51:29,337 --> 00:51:30,338
Yeah.

826
00:51:32,048 --> 00:51:33,299
It's always the quiet ones.

827
00:51:35,343 --> 00:51:37,762
[ominous whooshing]

828
00:51:37,846 --> 00:51:40,056
[Rowan] Girl in the picture. That's you.

829
00:51:45,478 --> 00:51:47,147
You want to kill me
because of some picture?

830
00:51:47,230 --> 00:51:51,860
My mother drew that picture 25 years ago
when she was a student at Nevermore.

831
00:51:51,943 --> 00:51:53,862
She was a powerful Seer.

832
00:51:55,572 --> 00:51:58,825
-Told me about it before she died.
-Rowan, put me down.

833
00:51:58,908 --> 00:52:01,161
No! My mother said it was my destiny

834
00:52:01,244 --> 00:52:03,621
to stop this girl
if she ever came to Nevermore,

835
00:52:03,705 --> 00:52:07,083
because she will
destroy the school and everyone in it.

836
00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:09,169
-[arcane power surges]
-[grunts]

837
00:52:09,252 --> 00:52:10,336
Rowan.

838
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:11,754
Rowan.

839
00:52:11,838 --> 00:52:15,216
[tense, frenetic music playing]

840
00:52:16,926 --> 00:52:17,927
[bestial snarl]

841
00:52:19,804 --> 00:52:21,431
[screams]

842
00:52:21,514 --> 00:52:22,682
[bellows]

843
00:52:24,517 --> 00:52:26,352
-[Rowan wails]
-[flesh rending]

844
00:52:33,943 --> 00:52:36,362
[raspy growling]

845
00:53:22,742 --> 00:53:24,577
Hello, my little black cloud.

846
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:28,706
So tell us darling,
how was your first week?

847
00:53:29,415 --> 00:53:30,959
[Wednesday] Let's see.

848
00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:33,211
I narrowly avoided death twice,

849
00:53:33,294 --> 00:53:35,922
discovered that my father
may be a murderer,

850
00:53:36,005 --> 00:53:38,633
learned that I could
potentially destroy the school,

851
00:53:38,716 --> 00:53:41,970
and was mysteriously saved
by a homicidal monster.

852
00:53:42,804 --> 00:53:45,723
As much as it pains me to admit,
you were right, Mother.

853
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,726
I think I'm going to love it here.

854
00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:54,065
[dramatic music swells]

855
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:56,442
[narrator] This season on Wednesday…

856
00:53:56,567 --> 00:53:58,945
[Wednesday] This story's
about to take a dark turn.

857
00:54:00,238 --> 00:54:01,114
Luckily,

858
00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:03,866
I'm not afraid of the dark.

859
00:54:05,243 --> 00:54:08,413
There's a monster out there,
but everyone believes I made it all up.

860
00:54:08,496 --> 00:54:11,624
I need to find something
that can prove I haven't lost my mind.

861
00:54:12,750 --> 00:54:15,628
[Tyler] You're really obsessed with
this monster-in-the-woods thing.

862
00:54:15,712 --> 00:54:18,589
Would you rather I develop an obsession
with horses and boy bands?

863
00:54:19,757 --> 00:54:21,384
So, tell us everything.

864
00:54:21,467 --> 00:54:24,971
[Wednesday] Since you've abandoned me,
I've been hunted, haunted,

865
00:54:25,054 --> 00:54:26,973
and the target of an attempted murder.

866
00:54:27,765 --> 00:54:30,560
Ah, Nevermore, I love you so!

867
00:54:30,643 --> 00:54:32,228
[creature snarls, growls]

868
00:54:33,354 --> 00:54:37,233
How do you manage to end up at the center
of every terrible thing that happens here?

869
00:54:37,317 --> 00:54:38,401
Incredible luck.

870
00:54:38,484 --> 00:54:40,111
[all screaming]

871
00:54:40,194 --> 00:54:41,821
[Wednesday] You insisted
I go to this school.

872
00:54:41,904 --> 00:54:44,324
Did you really think
I wouldn't find out your secret?

873
00:54:44,407 --> 00:54:45,700
You don't know the full story.

874
00:54:46,993 --> 00:54:49,537
When I suggested giving
your side of the room a makeover,

875
00:54:49,620 --> 00:54:53,041
I did not have
Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind. Ew.

876
00:54:54,459 --> 00:54:56,127
[Wednesday] This ends now.

877
00:54:56,210 --> 00:54:58,046
[dramatic music intensifies]

878
00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:05,636
If you hear me screaming bloody murder,

879
00:55:05,720 --> 00:55:07,638
there's a good chance
I'm just enjoying myself.

880
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:10,308
[narrator] Watch all episodes now.

881
00:55:13,019 --> 00:55:15,021
[jauntily macabre outro music playing]