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Enjoy your "authentic"
pilgrim fudge made with cacao beans

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procured by the oppressed
indigenous people of the Amazon.

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What?

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All proceeds go to uphold this pathetic
whitewashing of American history.

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Also, fudge wasn't invented
for another 258 years.

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Any takers?

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No, no, no.