1 00:00:10,887 --> 00:00:12,889 [low, ominous music playing] 2 00:00:16,476 --> 00:00:18,478 [rattling, thudding] 3 00:00:26,402 --> 00:00:28,404 [tense music playing] 4 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:33,117 [Wednesday] Dr. Kinbott tells me I should get out more. 5 00:00:36,788 --> 00:00:40,583 Says I need to open my mind to new people and experiences. 6 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:43,336 Who am I to argue with her professional clichés? 7 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,593 While I do the autopsy, 8 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,763 you find the files of the monster's other victims and make copies. 9 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,307 -[Thing taps loudly] -Don't pout. 10 00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,850 Your scalpel skills are questionable. 11 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:03,648 Do you remember my 13th birthday, when Uncle Fester gave me that cadaver? 12 00:01:03,731 --> 00:01:05,733 You sliced right through that man's carotid. 13 00:01:05,817 --> 00:01:06,984 -[resigned tap] -[sighs] 14 00:01:09,570 --> 00:01:10,571 No. 15 00:01:12,323 --> 00:01:13,157 No. 16 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,535 [inhales appreciatively] Magnificent hematoma. 17 00:01:22,041 --> 00:01:23,251 There you are. 18 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:31,801 Thursday, 7:23 p.m. The body is that of a 50-year-old male. 19 00:01:31,884 --> 00:01:34,011 [copier whirs] 20 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:43,437 Lacerations and defensive wounds appear on both hands. 21 00:01:43,521 --> 00:01:46,482 What remains of the chest and torso indicates a frenzied attack. 22 00:01:46,566 --> 00:01:48,693 Subject has been almost entirely disemboweled. 23 00:01:48,776 --> 00:01:50,486 [anxious tapping] 24 00:01:50,570 --> 00:01:52,572 [vehicle approaching] 25 00:02:00,288 --> 00:02:01,497 This is curious. 26 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:03,624 Subject's left foot is missing. 27 00:02:04,125 --> 00:02:06,502 It appears to have been chewed off at the ankle. 28 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,218 Have you seen a left foot anywhere? 29 00:02:14,302 --> 00:02:15,428 [frantic tapping] 30 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,346 Calm down. Who's coming? 31 00:02:25,229 --> 00:02:27,315 Appreciate you coming back to the office, Doc. 32 00:02:27,398 --> 00:02:28,733 No problem, Sheriff. 33 00:02:28,816 --> 00:02:30,359 Whatever I can do to help. 34 00:02:31,277 --> 00:02:33,946 Whatever or whoever is responsible for these killings… 35 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:36,866 In all my years, I've never seen injuries like them. 36 00:02:36,949 --> 00:02:37,783 [clattering] 37 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,368 I thought you should see this 38 00:02:39,452 --> 00:02:41,871 before I issued my report on the latest victim. 39 00:02:42,788 --> 00:02:44,373 It's a real noodle-scratcher. 40 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:50,296 The killer cut off two toes from the victim's left foot. 41 00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,757 Best guess, they used a surgical saw. 42 00:02:53,341 --> 00:02:55,426 The final autopsy report's still pending. 43 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:58,054 Minute you're done, send it straight to my desk. 44 00:02:58,137 --> 00:02:59,597 Media blackout on the toes. 45 00:03:00,389 --> 00:03:01,390 Sure thing, Sheriff. 46 00:03:03,643 --> 00:03:05,478 Been a busy couple of weeks, huh? 47 00:03:05,561 --> 00:03:08,648 At least I'm going out in style. Friday's my last day. 48 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:11,234 Happy retirement, Doc. 49 00:03:11,317 --> 00:03:13,903 Gonna surprise Mrs. Anwar with a four-week cruise. 50 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:15,571 [chuckles wryly] 51 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:18,741 Excited to trade rib shears for Mai Tais. 52 00:03:21,911 --> 00:03:23,496 See yourself out. I'll lock up. 53 00:03:27,792 --> 00:03:31,921 [mysterious music playing] 54 00:03:40,972 --> 00:03:42,473 [music swells, trails off] 55 00:03:44,600 --> 00:03:46,519 I don't remember this one coming in. 56 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:51,190 Full rigor. You've been dead a while. 57 00:03:51,274 --> 00:03:54,360 Guess you won't mind waiting another day for me to cut you open. 58 00:03:57,154 --> 00:03:59,156 [mysterious music continuing] 59 00:04:09,709 --> 00:04:10,918 Five more minutes. 60 00:04:11,794 --> 00:04:13,504 I was just getting comfortable. 61 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:19,093 [jauntily macabre music playing] 62 00:04:27,852 --> 00:04:33,691 -["Tierra Rica" by Carmita Jiménez plays] -♪ Yo so la pregonera ♪ 63 00:04:33,774 --> 00:04:35,484 ♪ En alas de canción… ♪ 64 00:04:35,568 --> 00:04:38,404 When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, 65 00:04:38,487 --> 00:04:41,198 I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind. 66 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:44,869 Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection. 67 00:04:44,952 --> 00:04:47,121 Is this why you snuck out last night? 68 00:04:47,204 --> 00:04:49,332 Thing and I made an unsanctioned trip to the morgue 69 00:04:49,415 --> 00:04:51,125 to copy the files of the monster's victims. 70 00:04:51,959 --> 00:04:55,504 Okay, there are so many levels of ew in that statement, 71 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:58,341 -I don't know where to begin. -I need to get inside its head. 72 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:02,261 Discover any patterns or anomalies. I've already made a big discovery. 73 00:05:03,346 --> 00:05:07,433 Turns out all of the monster's victims have had body parts surgically removed. 74 00:05:09,101 --> 00:05:10,978 The first one a kidney, the second a finger-- 75 00:05:11,062 --> 00:05:13,773 -[panting] Wednesday, I don't feel-- -Third a gall bladder. 76 00:05:13,856 --> 00:05:16,650 And the bearded man from the meeting house, two toes. 77 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:19,779 Do you understand what this means? These murders aren't mindless. 78 00:05:19,862 --> 00:05:23,824 He's collecting trophies like a seasoned serial killer. It's impressive, actually. 79 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:27,203 ♪ …flamantes riachuelos ♪ 80 00:05:27,286 --> 00:05:28,704 ♪ Sonrientes… ♪ 81 00:05:28,788 --> 00:05:29,789 [weary tap] 82 00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,207 Fetch the smelling salts. 83 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:32,875 Again. 84 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:36,212 ♪ Ruiseñores, tenores que cantan… ♪ 85 00:05:36,295 --> 00:05:40,341 [Thornhill] While most plants reward their pollinators with sweet nectar, 86 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:44,387 many carnivorous varieties turn to sexual trickery 87 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,805 or deception. 88 00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:48,599 [song trails off] 89 00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,683 [Xavier grunts] 90 00:05:51,102 --> 00:05:52,728 I tweaked my back fencing. 91 00:05:52,812 --> 00:05:57,149 [Thornhill] The orchid produces a pheromone that mimics a female insect, 92 00:05:57,733 --> 00:05:59,318 luring the males in. 93 00:05:59,402 --> 00:06:02,363 Now, once the plant is pollinated, 94 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,907 what do the male insects get in exchange? 95 00:06:05,491 --> 00:06:08,119 Nada. Just like all the guys at the Rave'N. 96 00:06:08,202 --> 00:06:09,036 [students laugh] 97 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:12,039 Okay, okay. I know you're all excited about Saturday, 98 00:06:12,123 --> 00:06:14,333 which is why I haven't assigned any homework. 99 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:15,418 -[scattered cheers] -Yes! 100 00:06:15,501 --> 00:06:18,754 But I do still need volunteers for the decorating committee. 101 00:06:18,838 --> 00:06:21,215 Anyone interested, come and see me up here. 102 00:06:21,715 --> 00:06:23,217 [Xavier] You're not gonna volunteer? 103 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:26,637 Aren't you pumped about disco balls and spiked punch? 104 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,181 There's even a DJ. MC Blood Suckaz. 105 00:06:29,265 --> 00:06:30,850 I'd rather stick needles in my eyes. 106 00:06:30,933 --> 00:06:31,934 [chuckles drily] 107 00:06:33,185 --> 00:06:34,728 I'll probably do that anyway. 108 00:06:35,312 --> 00:06:37,606 Or you could invite someone and have a little fun. 109 00:06:38,983 --> 00:06:39,942 [Xavier grunts] 110 00:06:40,943 --> 00:06:42,570 [tense music playing] 111 00:06:45,948 --> 00:06:47,950 [birds warbling] 112 00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,170 We need to do this. 113 00:06:59,879 --> 00:07:02,339 Xavier didn't get those scratches from fencing. 114 00:07:03,674 --> 00:07:05,050 He's hiding something. 115 00:07:09,013 --> 00:07:11,015 [suspenseful music playing] 116 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,911 I suppose every artist needs a muse. 117 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:40,377 Xavier, you just became that much more interesting. 118 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:53,474 Wednesday. 119 00:07:54,308 --> 00:07:55,518 Xavier. 120 00:07:55,601 --> 00:07:56,685 Hello. 121 00:07:57,686 --> 00:07:59,396 -What are you doing? -Nothing. 122 00:08:00,272 --> 00:08:02,066 I just saw you come out this way. 123 00:08:02,566 --> 00:08:03,817 What is this place? 124 00:08:03,901 --> 00:08:06,987 It's kind of my private art studio. 125 00:08:08,030 --> 00:08:10,324 I cleared it out, fixed it up, so Weems let me use it. 126 00:08:10,407 --> 00:08:13,202 How very entrepreneurial. I would love to see inside. 127 00:08:13,827 --> 00:08:15,329 Why don't you give me a tour? 128 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,666 Not right now. It's a total mess. 129 00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,043 I shadowed a crime scene photographer last summer. 130 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:22,586 I'm not easily fazed. 131 00:08:23,087 --> 00:08:25,839 Maybe another time. Why were you looking for me? 132 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:29,969 I wanted to go over Ms. Thornhill's homework assignment. 133 00:08:31,637 --> 00:08:33,180 She didn't give us homework. 134 00:08:34,181 --> 00:08:35,099 Remember? 135 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:37,893 Why are you really out here? 136 00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,188 Is this about a certain dance 137 00:08:41,272 --> 00:08:44,149 that makes you want to poke needles into your eyes, perhaps? 138 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,402 I'm all ears. 139 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,907 [Wednesday] Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity. 140 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:54,660 If this was my chance to get up close and personal 141 00:08:54,743 --> 00:08:56,412 with a potential serial killer, 142 00:08:57,621 --> 00:08:59,123 how could I refuse? 143 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,834 -Are you really going to make me ask? -Oh, absolutely. 144 00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,547 [weary sigh] 145 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:12,344 [flatly] Would you… 146 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:18,475 Would-- 147 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:23,480 Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain… 148 00:09:26,150 --> 00:09:27,067 Would-- 149 00:09:28,569 --> 00:09:29,987 Would you go to the dance with me? 150 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:31,071 [chuckles] 151 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:34,825 Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you. 152 00:09:35,993 --> 00:09:37,494 I thought you'd never ask. 153 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:39,830 [gritting teeth] Neither did I. 154 00:09:41,790 --> 00:09:45,336 [squeals] Oh my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N. 155 00:09:45,419 --> 00:09:47,338 My whole world is tilted! 156 00:09:47,421 --> 00:09:49,340 -You know what you need? -A bullet to the head? 157 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,133 -A dress. -I already have one. 158 00:09:51,967 --> 00:09:54,053 Not the one you showed up here in! 159 00:09:54,136 --> 00:09:57,598 That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate. 160 00:09:57,681 --> 00:09:58,932 Thing, back me up here. 161 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:02,394 You need something that screams, 162 00:10:02,478 --> 00:10:05,648 "First date. Stand back, bitches! I have arrived!" 163 00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:07,566 And I know just the place! 164 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:12,112 What kind of dystopian hellscape is this? 165 00:10:12,196 --> 00:10:13,656 [dolorous music playing] 166 00:10:13,739 --> 00:10:16,533 [Enid] Our first roomie shopping spree! 167 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:19,495 The dance committee's suggesting all white to match the theme, 168 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:22,122 but that's not gonna fly with us. 169 00:10:22,206 --> 00:10:23,499 I have more pressing business 170 00:10:23,582 --> 00:10:26,585 than to worry about a dress for a dance I don't want to attend. 171 00:10:27,586 --> 00:10:29,088 But I thought we were bonding. 172 00:10:29,171 --> 00:10:30,339 [students laughing] 173 00:10:30,422 --> 00:10:32,341 I feel I'll only slow you down. 174 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,885 You're a gazelle. I'm a wounded fawn. 175 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:36,887 Cut me loose and go run with the pack. 176 00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:39,932 Are you sure? 177 00:10:50,734 --> 00:10:53,070 I'm going to see Galpin. I'm not stop-- 178 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,323 [grandiose, elegant music playing] 179 00:10:59,243 --> 00:11:00,661 [door chimes ring] 180 00:11:01,245 --> 00:11:02,579 Hi, Wednesday. 181 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,417 That dress will certainly turn some heads. 182 00:11:07,918 --> 00:11:10,421 Are you collecting more exotic trinkets for your office? 183 00:11:10,504 --> 00:11:12,297 Those are souvenirs from my travels. 184 00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,466 That's how I step outside of my comfort zone. 185 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,470 Speaking of which, are you going to the Rave'N this weekend? 186 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,473 I'm not required to answer your questions out in the wild, am I? 187 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:25,102 I look forward to talking about it at our next session. 188 00:11:34,445 --> 00:11:36,321 We both know that there's a monster out there. 189 00:11:36,405 --> 00:11:37,740 If we're going to stop it, 190 00:11:37,823 --> 00:11:41,076 I think it's time we put our differences aside and work together. 191 00:11:41,160 --> 00:11:43,328 And this is your stake for me to deal you in? 192 00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:49,334 [Galpin sighs] 193 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:53,088 I'm sorry, you gotta do better than that. You got some nice detail though. 194 00:11:53,172 --> 00:11:55,257 -I didn't draw it. -I need to know who did. 195 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:58,051 Unless we're exchanging intel, I'm not at liberty to say. 196 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,972 Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation 197 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,307 with a high school kid? 198 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,517 Because I go to Nevermore and you don't. 199 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,437 Don't you want eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls? 200 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:12,816 Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework 201 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,651 and leave investigating to the professionals. 202 00:12:14,735 --> 00:12:15,569 [phone ringing] 203 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,363 -What? -[woman] Mayor Walker's on line two. 204 00:12:18,447 --> 00:12:20,949 -He's looking for an update. -Hey, Addams. 205 00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:24,244 Let me see that sketch again. 206 00:12:25,829 --> 00:12:27,623 [suspenseful music playing] 207 00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:31,919 The person who drew this, that your suspect? 208 00:12:35,589 --> 00:12:38,634 When you bring me some concrete evidence, maybe we'll talk. 209 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:42,763 Yes, Mayor. Everything's going splendidly. 210 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,515 [indistinct chatter] 211 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:46,642 [student] My spiky little sea urchin. 212 00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:49,645 -That's horrible. -That's actually her singing. 213 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:50,729 [chatter subsides] 214 00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,153 Is it okay if I talk to Enid? 215 00:13:01,532 --> 00:13:03,408 [Enid] Don't worry. I can handle him. 216 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:08,539 Thanks. 217 00:13:10,123 --> 00:13:12,251 -I'm-- -Lucas Walker, mayor's son. 218 00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:14,753 Recently split from cheer captain, Chrissy Smothers. 219 00:13:14,837 --> 00:13:17,548 Cute brunette who needs to rethink her spray tan. 220 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,674 That's kinda scary. 221 00:13:19,258 --> 00:13:21,969 I have a nose for gossip and I follow half your grade on TikTok. 222 00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,888 Oh yeah, and my roommate kicked your butt… twice. 223 00:13:26,098 --> 00:13:28,725 -Wednesday Addams is your roommate? -Sure is. 224 00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,603 I know this isn't a random encounter. 225 00:13:32,354 --> 00:13:34,439 So, why are you sitting here, Lucas Walker? 226 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,525 You must want something. 227 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,819 I've got a friend who works at Hawte Kewture. 228 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,405 She overheard you're on the hunt for a date to the Rave'N. 229 00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:44,032 Maybe we can help each other out. 230 00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:51,623 Don't want to ask what trouble you're in now. 231 00:13:51,707 --> 00:13:53,500 Nothing I can't handle. 232 00:13:53,584 --> 00:13:57,087 Your father's in particularly frustrating form today. Avoid. 233 00:13:57,838 --> 00:13:59,798 Yeah, welcome to my world. 234 00:13:59,882 --> 00:14:02,092 You guys have the Rave'N this weekend, right? 235 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:04,636 It was all the buzz at the Weathervane today. 236 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,639 I must be the only one not obsessed with this stupid dance. 237 00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:09,892 So, you're not going? 238 00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:15,606 Actually, I was forced to ask someone as an act of self-preservation. 239 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,359 Sure, that happens, I guess. 240 00:14:19,443 --> 00:14:20,319 So, who is it? 241 00:14:20,402 --> 00:14:22,571 [restrained, poignant music playing] 242 00:14:22,654 --> 00:14:23,655 Xavier. 243 00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,742 Got it. 244 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,453 Hope you two have fun. 245 00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:32,706 -I'm not sure why you're upset. -That's kind of the problem. 246 00:14:32,789 --> 00:14:36,293 I mean, call me crazy, Wednesday, but you keep giving me these signals. 247 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,588 It's not my fault I can't interpret your emotional Morse code. 248 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,506 Then let me spell it out. 249 00:14:42,883 --> 00:14:44,509 I thought we liked each other, 250 00:14:45,135 --> 00:14:48,555 but then you pull something like this, and I have no idea where I stand. 251 00:14:48,639 --> 00:14:50,933 Am I in the "more-than-friend zone" 252 00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,143 or just a pawn in some game you're playing? 253 00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:56,021 I'm just dealing with a lot right now. 254 00:14:56,647 --> 00:14:58,065 I need to prioritize. 255 00:15:02,819 --> 00:15:04,321 Thanks for clearing that up. 256 00:15:05,322 --> 00:15:08,784 I guess, give me a call if I ever move up your to-do list. 257 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:16,541 [forcefully] Not one word. 258 00:15:20,337 --> 00:15:22,339 [bees buzzing] 259 00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:35,060 Enid wouldn't let me keep this in our dorm. 260 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,896 No worries. Mi colmena es su colmena. 261 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:43,318 I assume this is the creature that's been rampaging in the woods. 262 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:45,779 You've heard about it before? 263 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:49,616 Rumors. Mr. Fitts banned me from bug-hunting until further notice. 264 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,662 Claimed a bear was on the loose, which I knew was a lie. 265 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:55,664 Didn't match their hibernation schedules. 266 00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:01,294 Speaking of monsters with sharp claws, could you give this to your roomie? 267 00:16:01,378 --> 00:16:02,629 Put in a good word for me? 268 00:16:02,713 --> 00:16:04,923 I hear she's still sans date for the Rave'N. 269 00:16:05,007 --> 00:16:06,133 Eugene. 270 00:16:06,717 --> 00:16:10,637 I know the chances of her asking me are next to zero, but I don't care. 271 00:16:10,721 --> 00:16:14,182 I'll keep putting myself out there until Enid finally… sees me. 272 00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,018 And if she never does? 273 00:16:16,101 --> 00:16:17,310 She will. 274 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:18,937 I'm playing the long game. 275 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:21,398 My moms say people will appreciate me when I'm older. 276 00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:23,734 They're probably just trying to make me feel better, but-- 277 00:16:23,817 --> 00:16:26,486 Listen, people like me and you, we're different. 278 00:16:26,570 --> 00:16:30,824 We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence. 279 00:16:30,907 --> 00:16:33,994 We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are. 280 00:16:34,578 --> 00:16:36,496 So you're not going to the Rave'N either? 281 00:16:39,374 --> 00:16:40,500 Actually, I am. 282 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:42,127 With Xavier. 283 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:44,337 I see. 284 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:46,256 It's not like I like Xavier. 285 00:16:47,382 --> 00:16:49,176 I just have ulterior motives. 286 00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:53,180 Sketches are the closest thing I have to a lead to try and stop this thing. 287 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:58,852 [Eugene] That circle… 288 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,312 I think I know where that is. 289 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,313 Show me. 290 00:17:02,773 --> 00:17:05,192 [eerie music playing] 291 00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,943 [Wednesday] It's definitely a match. 292 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,612 What were you doing out here? 293 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:09,863 Collecting specimens. 294 00:17:09,946 --> 00:17:12,824 This place is ground zero for horny gypsy moths. 295 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,535 You think it's in there? 296 00:17:15,619 --> 00:17:16,870 Only one way to find out. 297 00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:23,877 [eerie music continues] 298 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,755 I'm not a huge fan of enclosed spaces. 299 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,048 I'm claustrophobic. 300 00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:31,051 If you hear me screaming bloody murder, 301 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:33,470 there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself. 302 00:17:36,139 --> 00:17:37,140 [Eugene sighs] 303 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:42,854 [sighs] 304 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,487 [Wednesday] This is definitely its lair. 305 00:17:51,613 --> 00:17:53,448 [Eugene] Are those human? 306 00:17:55,367 --> 00:17:57,619 No, I think it's got a taste for venison. 307 00:18:03,834 --> 00:18:04,918 Check this out. 308 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,549 [chilling music playing] 309 00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:18,014 Yahtzee. 310 00:18:21,434 --> 00:18:22,352 What is that? 311 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:24,104 Concrete proof. 312 00:18:35,699 --> 00:18:37,409 All right, I won't be long. 313 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:41,079 I just need to find something to match against the claw's DNA. 314 00:18:54,593 --> 00:18:56,595 [tense coda plays] 315 00:19:01,892 --> 00:19:03,894 [chilling music playing] 316 00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:20,452 What are you doing? 317 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,413 How do you know what the monster looks like? 318 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:26,249 Or are these all just self-portraits? 319 00:19:26,333 --> 00:19:29,044 [scoffs] What, you think it's me? I saved your life. 320 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:32,380 So did the monster. Or was that you the night Rowan was killed? 321 00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,966 -You so are out of line now. -I'm trying to uncover the truth. 322 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,469 And your art seems to have a recurring motif. 323 00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,139 Yeah. 324 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,018 This creature's been haunting my dreams for weeks. 325 00:19:45,602 --> 00:19:49,606 I try to block it out, but I can't. So I just… come in here and paint it. 326 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:53,568 When I was painting this one, claws reached out and took a swipe at me. 327 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:55,278 That's how I got these. 328 00:19:56,238 --> 00:19:58,448 I thought you were able to control your ability. 329 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:02,118 -Not when it comes to this. -Maybe it's your guilty conscience. 330 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:04,079 I told you I'm not the monster, okay? 331 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,418 You just happened to draw pictures of it, 332 00:20:10,502 --> 00:20:12,337 down to the location of its lair in the woods? 333 00:20:13,129 --> 00:20:14,923 Those are some pretty vivid dreams. 334 00:20:16,132 --> 00:20:17,133 You were in here. 335 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,053 Before, when I caught you outside. 336 00:20:21,096 --> 00:20:23,348 That's the only reason you asked me to the Rave'N? 337 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,102 [scoffs] To try and cover. 338 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:31,856 -You are unbelievable. -It's nothing personal. 339 00:20:31,940 --> 00:20:33,441 No, it never is with you, is it? 340 00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:37,529 I mean, do you even care about anyone or anything at all, Wednesday? 341 00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:41,950 Get out! 342 00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:58,383 Yeah, I know Inez is usually three sheets to the wind, 343 00:20:58,466 --> 00:20:59,884 but she keeps calling the mayor 344 00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:02,846 and she's BS-ing that there's lights on at the old Gates place. 345 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,849 So do a drive-by, make sure there's no squatters. 346 00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:11,229 That's the claw of the monster 347 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:13,898 and that's a dried blood sample from a potential suspect. 348 00:21:13,982 --> 00:21:16,359 He used it to dab scratches on his neck. 349 00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:18,737 Run the DNA test and see if they match. 350 00:21:19,738 --> 00:21:20,905 I'm sorry, do I work for you? 351 00:21:20,989 --> 00:21:23,616 You asked for concrete evidence. That's it. 352 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:25,493 Where'd you get this? 353 00:21:25,577 --> 00:21:26,703 And who's the suspect? 354 00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:30,248 Run the test first, then I'll explain everything. 355 00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:31,791 I'm not playing games, Addams. 356 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,043 Neither am I, Sheriff. 357 00:21:38,214 --> 00:21:42,510 Bernice, bring me a DNA authorization form, please. 358 00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:46,931 Hmm. 359 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,521 [Wednesday] Why so glum? 360 00:21:53,605 --> 00:21:56,649 Saw Enid at lunch. Asked if she got my honey. 361 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,985 It's not like I didn't warn you. 362 00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:05,450 Since neither you nor I have a date to the dance-- 363 00:22:05,533 --> 00:22:07,160 -We should go together! -What? 364 00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,955 No, I was going to suggest we stake out the cave and identify the monster. 365 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,210 Whoever it may be. 366 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:26,596 So… I hear you might be free tomorrow night after all. 367 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:30,600 [Xavier chuckles] 368 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,492 [customer] Thank you. 369 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,664 [espresso machine whirring] 370 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:54,249 [bell dings] 371 00:23:06,928 --> 00:23:11,307 [upbeat pop music playing] 372 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:13,143 [Thornhill] Okay, have fun with it! 373 00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:16,354 You look gorgeous! 374 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:17,939 So gorgeous! 375 00:23:18,022 --> 00:23:19,899 Welcome to this year's Rave'N! 376 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,777 Oh, beautiful! What a nice top! 377 00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:24,529 Have a dance for me! 378 00:23:25,238 --> 00:23:27,240 [upbeat pop music playing] 379 00:23:31,411 --> 00:23:33,037 Welcome to the Rave'N. 380 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,727 Well, here's to a night they'll never forget. 381 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,270 Careful what you wish for. 382 00:23:57,854 --> 00:23:59,772 [Thornhill] You were a Nevermore student once. 383 00:23:59,856 --> 00:24:03,443 Don't you remember being full of hope and excitement about the Rave'N? 384 00:24:04,694 --> 00:24:06,821 All I remember is disappointment. 385 00:24:07,572 --> 00:24:09,991 The boy I asked turned me down for another girl. 386 00:24:13,745 --> 00:24:14,913 Morticia Frump, in fact. 387 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:16,664 Wednesday's mother? 388 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:21,419 Oh, make sure nobody spikes the punch. 389 00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:23,713 We can't afford a single misstep tonight. 390 00:24:35,767 --> 00:24:36,684 [knocking at door] 391 00:24:36,768 --> 00:24:37,894 I'm coming, Eugene! 392 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:43,024 Hey, did you grab any extra batteries for the flash-- 393 00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:45,527 Tyler. 394 00:24:47,028 --> 00:24:49,155 I got your invite. 395 00:24:49,864 --> 00:24:51,783 Guessing you had Thing drop it in the tip jar? 396 00:24:53,743 --> 00:24:54,577 Good guess. 397 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:59,040 After our last conversation, I wasn't sure I'd even get to speak to you again, but… 398 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:02,210 Well, your note was so genuine and… 399 00:25:03,711 --> 00:25:04,546 sweet. 400 00:25:04,629 --> 00:25:06,381 Totally took me by surprise. 401 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:08,341 Me too. 402 00:25:11,594 --> 00:25:13,179 Well, now that I'm here, 403 00:25:13,846 --> 00:25:15,014 I'm glad I came. 404 00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,311 You need a few minutes? 405 00:25:21,312 --> 00:25:24,983 Genuine and sweet? How could you do this to me? 406 00:25:25,942 --> 00:25:27,527 [frustrated sigh] 407 00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:28,611 [Thing snaps twice] 408 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:34,450 [grandiose, elegant music playing] 409 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:37,954 How'd you pay for it? 410 00:25:41,291 --> 00:25:43,209 Five-finger discount, of course. 411 00:25:48,089 --> 00:25:49,716 Thing, don't look. 412 00:26:06,983 --> 00:26:08,985 [darkly grandiose music playing] 413 00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:16,117 Wow, you look… 414 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,162 Unrecognizable? Ridiculous? 415 00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:22,165 A classic example of female objectification for the male gaze? 416 00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:24,959 Amazing. 417 00:26:26,628 --> 00:26:28,880 I mean it, Wednesday. You look beautiful. 418 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:34,594 Eugene? 419 00:26:34,677 --> 00:26:37,680 Wednesday, what's going on? 420 00:26:38,348 --> 00:26:40,183 [pop music playing faintly] 421 00:26:40,266 --> 00:26:42,560 What happened to staking out the cave? 422 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:51,444 Sure, I get it. Guess I'll check out the woods myself. 423 00:26:51,527 --> 00:26:52,945 Don't go alone. 424 00:26:53,488 --> 00:26:55,490 It's too dangerous. Stand down. 425 00:26:57,659 --> 00:26:59,869 We'll go together tomorrow night, understood? 426 00:27:08,044 --> 00:27:09,379 Staking out a cave? 427 00:27:10,672 --> 00:27:12,632 A Hummer never shies away from danger. 428 00:27:14,217 --> 00:27:16,344 ["The Beginning" by Magdalena Bay playing] 429 00:27:18,388 --> 00:27:22,350 ♪ No hero nor a villain inside ♪ 430 00:27:25,728 --> 00:27:28,481 ♪ Now, easy living, it sets you free… ♪ 431 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,149 Is that an abominable snowman? 432 00:27:30,733 --> 00:27:33,695 Oh my God! You can't say that, it's offensive! 433 00:27:34,696 --> 00:27:35,947 The correct name is Yeti. 434 00:27:36,030 --> 00:27:38,866 Oh, sorry. Do any go here? 435 00:27:38,950 --> 00:27:41,953 Not anymore. They've been extinct since the 1950s. 436 00:27:42,036 --> 00:27:44,831 Our science teacher Ms. Thornhill chaired the dance committee this year. 437 00:27:44,914 --> 00:27:46,666 She wanted the Rave'N to feel relevant. 438 00:27:46,749 --> 00:27:49,627 So our theme is climate crisis meets extinction event. 439 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,670 But in a fun way! 440 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,923 Okay, the theme of our last dance was Hawaiian nights. 441 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,299 -Yeti-tini? -Yeah-- 442 00:27:55,383 --> 00:27:56,426 [Lucas gasps] 443 00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:57,510 [gasps] 444 00:27:57,593 --> 00:28:00,847 Oh my God, I'm so sorry! Let me fix that! 445 00:28:04,058 --> 00:28:05,059 Enid? 446 00:28:07,937 --> 00:28:09,313 I thought that was you. 447 00:28:10,815 --> 00:28:11,983 Is that your date? 448 00:28:12,567 --> 00:28:16,696 Yes, and he's having the best time with me. 449 00:28:16,779 --> 00:28:19,615 We are both loving this dance… 450 00:28:20,450 --> 00:28:21,576 together. 451 00:28:23,953 --> 00:28:24,912 Sweet. 452 00:28:33,629 --> 00:28:36,924 Does your mood have to do with a certain pig-tailed goth girl? 453 00:28:38,634 --> 00:28:40,094 She's not here. 454 00:28:40,636 --> 00:28:41,471 We are. 455 00:28:43,014 --> 00:28:44,265 You're right. I'm sorry. 456 00:28:45,099 --> 00:28:47,268 I do really like being here with you, so… 457 00:28:47,351 --> 00:28:51,272 -I appreciate the last-minute invitation. -No more talking about Wednesday Addams. 458 00:28:51,856 --> 00:28:52,690 Deal? 459 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:58,279 Yo, check it out. 460 00:28:58,863 --> 00:29:00,114 [pop song playing] 461 00:29:01,949 --> 00:29:04,619 Wednesday totally busted out of her cocoon. 462 00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,208 Like a death's-head moth. 463 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,835 Do you see Bianca's face? 464 00:29:12,919 --> 00:29:14,587 She's not going to be happy. 465 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:17,799 Wednesday Addams. What a lovely surprise. 466 00:29:17,882 --> 00:29:19,175 Ms. Thornhill. 467 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:21,177 -This is Tyler-- -Galpin. 468 00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:26,516 Uh, yeah. Double-cap, no foam, two pumps of sugar-free vanilla. 469 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:30,228 [chuckles] It's a small town. It's hard to keep secrets. 470 00:29:31,354 --> 00:29:33,022 I'm gonna go get us some drinks. 471 00:29:38,569 --> 00:29:41,739 ♪ Been waiting all my life For someone like you ♪ 472 00:29:42,323 --> 00:29:45,159 ♪ I been waiting all my life For someone like you ♪ 473 00:29:45,243 --> 00:29:47,870 OMG! I love the look! 474 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,164 Interesting choice of date though. 475 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:53,084 I could say the same. 476 00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:55,795 It's not what it looks like. 477 00:29:55,878 --> 00:29:59,090 Good, because that pilgrim already has two strikes in my book. 478 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:01,342 Lucas is trying to make his ex jealous. 479 00:30:01,425 --> 00:30:02,844 I'm trying to make Ajax jealous. 480 00:30:02,927 --> 00:30:03,761 It's a win-win. 481 00:30:06,556 --> 00:30:09,058 Wednesday, I come in peace. 482 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,519 That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace. 483 00:30:12,937 --> 00:30:14,313 The medieval kind. 484 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:19,944 ♪ I've been waiting all my life For someone like you ♪ 485 00:30:20,695 --> 00:30:23,781 ♪ I've been waiting all my life For someone like you ♪ 486 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:27,368 -Can't believe you brought him. -Why are you bringing this up? 487 00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:29,662 As if this dance weren't tedious enough. 488 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:31,664 You don't know what he did to me. 489 00:30:38,838 --> 00:30:39,922 Enlighten me. 490 00:30:45,595 --> 00:30:47,471 I'm so sorry about your pants. 491 00:30:48,681 --> 00:30:51,350 Are those the playoffs? Who's winning, the Penguins or the Ducks? 492 00:30:51,434 --> 00:30:53,853 -You follow pro hockey? -Lifelong Sharks fan. 493 00:30:53,936 --> 00:30:55,313 I grew up with older brothers. 494 00:30:55,396 --> 00:30:58,316 It was like, "Watch hockey or we'll go all Tang Lung on you." 495 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,026 You mean Tang Lung from Way of the Dragon? 496 00:31:00,610 --> 00:31:02,695 Only the best kung fu movie ever made! 497 00:31:02,778 --> 00:31:04,780 You are different! 498 00:31:06,741 --> 00:31:08,159 You up for getting down? 499 00:31:09,243 --> 00:31:10,077 Yeah. 500 00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:12,622 [insects chirruping] 501 00:31:18,961 --> 00:31:20,129 Eugene Ottinger. 502 00:31:20,713 --> 00:31:22,214 2100 hours. 503 00:31:22,924 --> 00:31:24,759 No movement at the cave. 504 00:31:24,842 --> 00:31:26,052 No sign of the target. 505 00:31:26,135 --> 00:31:27,762 [grasshopper chirrs] 506 00:31:27,845 --> 00:31:28,763 Although… 507 00:31:29,889 --> 00:31:33,142 I just heard a rare club-horned grasshopper. 508 00:31:35,728 --> 00:31:37,730 [pop music playing faintly in distance] 509 00:31:41,484 --> 00:31:44,862 Was it the thin mountain air or the Yeti-tinis that got to you? 510 00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,823 Xavier told me what you did last year. 511 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:51,953 How you and your friends assaulted him and destroyed his mural on Outreach Day. 512 00:31:59,168 --> 00:32:01,128 I guess that was inevitable. 513 00:32:05,132 --> 00:32:08,260 Look, I… I wish I could say that it was an accident, 514 00:32:08,344 --> 00:32:11,597 or that it wasn't half as bad as it sounds, but I'd be lying. 515 00:32:12,556 --> 00:32:15,726 And he could have made things a lot worse for me, but he didn't. 516 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:18,813 Why'd you do it? 517 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:22,233 I mean, I could give you a million excuses, but… 518 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:25,736 the truth is I'm still trying to figure that out. 519 00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,533 I got sent away to this boot camp 520 00:32:30,616 --> 00:32:33,703 and realized that's not the version of myself I want to be. 521 00:32:34,203 --> 00:32:37,915 A bitter townie that blames everyone else for the shitty hand he's been dealt. 522 00:32:39,750 --> 00:32:43,212 Look, I did a terrible thing, but I swear I'm not a terrible person. 523 00:32:48,217 --> 00:32:50,970 Did you think I was going to judge you over some lousy prank? 524 00:32:51,512 --> 00:32:52,805 I would have taken it further. 525 00:32:52,888 --> 00:32:54,974 Like putting piranhas in a swimming pool? 526 00:32:56,809 --> 00:32:59,603 I may have done a little digging on you after we met. 527 00:33:00,104 --> 00:33:01,355 I'd do it again. 528 00:33:03,524 --> 00:33:05,276 I knew there was a reason I liked you. 529 00:33:19,081 --> 00:33:21,000 ["Goo Goo Muck" by The Cramps playing] 530 00:33:21,959 --> 00:33:25,337 ♪ When the sun goes down And the moon comes up ♪ 531 00:33:29,175 --> 00:33:32,553 ♪ I turn into a teenage goo goo muck ♪ 532 00:33:35,556 --> 00:33:39,351 ♪ Yeah, I cruise through the city And I roam the streets ♪ 533 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:46,150 ♪ Looking for something That is nice to eat ♪ 534 00:33:48,903 --> 00:33:50,196 ♪ You better duck ♪ 535 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:52,281 ♪ When I show up ♪ 536 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:53,866 ♪ The goo goo muck ♪ 537 00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:02,833 ♪ I'm the night headhunter Looking for some head ♪ 538 00:34:05,753 --> 00:34:09,256 ♪ With a way-out body Underneath that head ♪ 539 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:16,347 ♪ Yeah, I'll get you, baby With a little luck ♪ 540 00:34:19,225 --> 00:34:22,978 ♪ 'Cause I'm a teenage tiger And a goo goo muck ♪ 541 00:34:25,981 --> 00:34:27,274 ♪ You better duck ♪ 542 00:34:27,775 --> 00:34:28,984 ♪ When I show up ♪ 543 00:34:29,485 --> 00:34:30,861 ♪ The goo goo muck ♪ 544 00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:32,446 Come on! 545 00:34:33,155 --> 00:34:34,323 I'll be right back. 546 00:34:36,784 --> 00:34:38,786 [surf rock bridge continues] 547 00:34:43,833 --> 00:34:44,959 Oh, hi. 548 00:34:46,377 --> 00:34:49,964 ♪ Yeah, the city is a jungle And I'm a beast ♪ 549 00:34:53,134 --> 00:34:56,595 ♪ I want the most But I'll take the least ♪ 550 00:34:59,974 --> 00:35:03,686 ♪ 'Cause I'm a goo goo muck tiger And a teenage beast ♪ 551 00:35:06,188 --> 00:35:07,398 Do me a favor. 552 00:35:07,481 --> 00:35:09,859 ♪ You better duck when I show up ♪ 553 00:35:11,318 --> 00:35:13,779 Take off your amulet and make me forget about her. 554 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:18,826 -I can't believe you'd ask me to do that. -You said no strings. 555 00:35:19,994 --> 00:35:24,123 You broke up with me because you thought I was manipulating you with my siren song. 556 00:35:24,206 --> 00:35:27,168 Now you want me to use it to help you get over another girl? 557 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:29,420 -[clears throat] -[singer cawing, ululating] 558 00:35:35,217 --> 00:35:37,219 [singer intoning gravely] 559 00:35:42,266 --> 00:35:43,934 ♪ The goo goo muck ♪ 560 00:35:47,188 --> 00:35:48,731 [song trails off] 561 00:35:48,814 --> 00:35:49,857 [brake sets] 562 00:35:49,940 --> 00:35:50,941 [boy] Let's go. 563 00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:57,907 -Come on. -You got it? Take it. 564 00:35:58,741 --> 00:36:00,492 Keep feedin' it. Let's go. Come on. 565 00:36:03,746 --> 00:36:05,456 -Move! Move! -I'll do it. 566 00:36:07,374 --> 00:36:09,585 I was thinking maybe this isn't such a good idea. 567 00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:12,004 I don't want my dad to get any blowback, you know? 568 00:36:12,087 --> 00:36:14,465 Dude, you're the whole reason we're doing this! 569 00:36:15,049 --> 00:36:17,760 To get revenge on those freaks for nuking Crackstone's fountain! 570 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:20,888 Don't tell me you've gone soft like Tyler. Come on, let's go. 571 00:36:24,391 --> 00:36:26,060 [vehicle approaching] 572 00:36:30,522 --> 00:36:33,984 Eugene Ottinger. 2242 hours. 573 00:36:34,068 --> 00:36:36,445 Potential suspect has arrived at location. 574 00:36:36,528 --> 00:36:39,240 [mysterious music playing] 575 00:36:46,247 --> 00:36:47,164 Oh my God. 576 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:48,749 [chilling music playing] 577 00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:07,309 Whoever invented high heels clearly had a side hustle as a torturer. 578 00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:10,813 As my dear mother always says, 579 00:37:11,313 --> 00:37:14,775 "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman." 580 00:37:17,987 --> 00:37:19,905 Speaking of suffering, where's your date? 581 00:37:20,447 --> 00:37:22,616 I didn't see you and Xavier on the dance floor. 582 00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:23,784 We had a little tiff. 583 00:37:25,077 --> 00:37:26,620 About you, actually. 584 00:37:31,292 --> 00:37:32,835 You don't know what it's like. 585 00:37:34,253 --> 00:37:35,671 Being beautiful and popular? 586 00:37:36,297 --> 00:37:38,215 Never knowing people's true feelings. 587 00:37:39,008 --> 00:37:40,968 If someone likes me for me. 588 00:37:42,553 --> 00:37:43,971 What about your amulet? 589 00:37:44,054 --> 00:37:45,848 It's not foolproof. 590 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,267 It's a mild prophylactic, so to speak. 591 00:37:50,394 --> 00:37:52,187 That's why Xavier broke up with me. 592 00:37:53,147 --> 00:37:54,815 He could never fully trust me. 593 00:37:56,025 --> 00:37:58,736 The worst part is I could never trust his feelings either. 594 00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,239 I never knew if they were real or not. 595 00:38:06,577 --> 00:38:07,661 You're lucky. 596 00:38:08,579 --> 00:38:09,747 Do tell. 597 00:38:10,748 --> 00:38:13,208 You don't care what people think of you. 598 00:38:18,130 --> 00:38:20,174 Honestly, I wish I cared a little more. 599 00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:25,804 [Wednesday sighs] 600 00:38:26,805 --> 00:38:28,807 [suspenseful music playing] 601 00:38:38,025 --> 00:38:39,026 [panting] 602 00:38:48,786 --> 00:38:50,287 [electro-pop music playing] 603 00:38:51,955 --> 00:38:53,624 It's time for the big finish. 604 00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:59,755 Yo! Almost eleven o'clockity, 605 00:38:59,838 --> 00:39:03,175 so haul it out on the dance floor one last time 606 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,677 before the Rave'N says "Nevermore!" 607 00:39:05,761 --> 00:39:08,222 -["Physical" by Dua Lipa playing] -♪ When I got you next to me ♪ 608 00:39:08,305 --> 00:39:10,724 ♪ All night, I'll riot with you ♪ 609 00:39:10,808 --> 00:39:14,103 ♪ I know you got my back And you know I got you ♪ 610 00:39:14,186 --> 00:39:16,897 ♪ So come on, come on ♪ 611 00:39:17,398 --> 00:39:19,108 -♪ Come on ♪ -♪ Come on ♪ 612 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:20,984 ♪ Let's get physical ♪ 613 00:39:21,068 --> 00:39:23,946 ♪ Lights out, follow the noise ♪ 614 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:26,782 ♪ Baby, keep on dancing Like you ain't got a choice ♪ 615 00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:28,200 ♪ So come on ♪ 616 00:39:28,283 --> 00:39:30,285 -♪ Come on ♪ -♪ Come on ♪ 617 00:39:30,369 --> 00:39:31,787 ♪ Come on ♪ 618 00:39:32,371 --> 00:39:34,039 ♪ Let's get physical ♪ 619 00:39:34,123 --> 00:39:36,959 ♪ Hold on just a little tighter ♪ 620 00:39:37,042 --> 00:39:40,838 ♪ Come on, hold on Tell me if you're ready ♪ 621 00:39:42,548 --> 00:39:44,967 ♪ Baby, keep on dancing ♪ 622 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,052 [audio grows muffled and distant] 623 00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:51,014 [faint, echoing opera music playing] 624 00:39:51,098 --> 00:39:53,600 [pipe rumbling, gurgling] 625 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,939 ["La Mamma Morta" by Umberto Giordano playing] 626 00:40:02,276 --> 00:40:04,111 [soprano singing majestically] 627 00:40:07,489 --> 00:40:08,824 [students murmur] 628 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:19,960 [gasps] 629 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:25,299 [students screaming] 630 00:40:26,258 --> 00:40:27,843 [screams] 631 00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,639 Let's go! 632 00:40:41,899 --> 00:40:44,318 They couldn't even spring for real pigs' blood. 633 00:40:46,612 --> 00:40:47,821 It's only paint. 634 00:40:58,832 --> 00:40:59,833 [eerie whooshing] 635 00:41:00,459 --> 00:41:01,960 [high-pitched ringing] 636 00:41:03,545 --> 00:41:05,464 Wednesday! Are you okay? 637 00:41:05,547 --> 00:41:08,258 Eugene is in the woods. He's in danger. 638 00:41:08,342 --> 00:41:09,343 [students clamoring] 639 00:41:17,935 --> 00:41:20,604 -What the hell are you doing? -Texting my dad. He's on his way. 640 00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:24,358 -Have you seen Wednesday? I lost her. -How should I know? She's your date. 641 00:41:25,984 --> 00:41:27,736 -Let's go. -That was crazy. 642 00:41:27,819 --> 00:41:29,863 -Come on. Get it. -Let's go. 643 00:41:30,656 --> 00:41:31,823 [Enid] You did this? 644 00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:35,244 [sobs] I can't believe I fell for your crap. 645 00:41:36,703 --> 00:41:39,748 -Enid, after Crackstone's statue-- -I thought you were different. 646 00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,291 [malicious laughing] 647 00:41:41,375 --> 00:41:42,834 I thought you liked me. 648 00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,296 -Wolf out! -Wolf out! 649 00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:48,924 -[bullies chanting] Wolf out! -[howls] 650 00:41:49,007 --> 00:41:51,343 -Get away from her! -Let's go! 651 00:41:51,426 --> 00:41:53,428 [melancholy music continues] 652 00:41:54,179 --> 00:41:55,180 [door closes] 653 00:41:55,264 --> 00:41:56,848 -[car starts] -Are you okay? 654 00:41:59,017 --> 00:42:00,894 I didn't even want to go with him. 655 00:42:01,645 --> 00:42:03,063 I wanted to go with you. 656 00:42:03,564 --> 00:42:04,940 So why didn't you ask me? 657 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:08,068 'Cause you blew me off the other night and never told me why. 658 00:42:10,279 --> 00:42:12,322 I was too embarrassed to tell you, 659 00:42:12,406 --> 00:42:15,075 but I… accidentally looked in the mirror 660 00:42:15,158 --> 00:42:17,578 and kind of stoned myself with my snakes. 661 00:42:20,289 --> 00:42:21,290 [claws rasp] 662 00:42:23,125 --> 00:42:24,710 Whoa. We should, uh… 663 00:42:25,377 --> 00:42:27,838 We should probably take it slow. Right? 664 00:42:28,505 --> 00:42:29,548 Totally agree. 665 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:46,940 [Eugene panting] 666 00:42:57,034 --> 00:42:59,036 [chilling, suspenseful music playing] 667 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:02,122 [creature huffing, snarling] 668 00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:18,555 [Wednesday] Eugene! 669 00:43:20,223 --> 00:43:21,266 Eugene! 670 00:43:21,350 --> 00:43:23,352 [creature snarling, growling] 671 00:43:30,067 --> 00:43:31,109 Eugene? 672 00:43:36,281 --> 00:43:38,283 [creature growling] 673 00:43:47,668 --> 00:43:48,710 Eugene? 674 00:43:49,503 --> 00:43:51,713 Wednesday! Over here! 675 00:43:52,297 --> 00:43:53,799 [grunts] 676 00:44:01,807 --> 00:44:03,892 [bestial snarling] 677 00:44:05,644 --> 00:44:06,645 Eugene? 678 00:44:07,729 --> 00:44:09,231 [creature brays] 679 00:44:10,023 --> 00:44:10,982 Eugene. 680 00:44:11,066 --> 00:44:13,819 [Wednesday panting] 681 00:44:16,488 --> 00:44:18,907 [solemn music playing] 682 00:44:24,996 --> 00:44:25,914 Oh my God! 683 00:44:28,458 --> 00:44:30,419 -[music builds to climax] -Is he alive? 684 00:44:31,420 --> 00:44:32,587 [music halts] 685 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,883 [jauntily macabre outro music playing]