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[jauntily macabre music playing]
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[student laughing]
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[heavy footfalls echoing]
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[girl] I'm not sure
whose twisted idea it was
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to put hundreds of adolescents
in underfunded schools
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run by people whose dreams
were crushed years ago…
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but I admire the sadism.
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[heavy footfalls continue echoing]
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[school bell rings]
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[jocks guffawing]
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[gags, whimpers]
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[thud]
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I want names.
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I don't know who they were, honest.
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-It happened so fast.
-Pugsley, emotion equals weakness.
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Pull yourself together.
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[whimpers]
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Now.
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[eerie whooshing]
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[jocks jeering]
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[jock] You scared, kid? Scared?
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-[jocks laughing]
-[locker slams]
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[school bell rings]
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You okay?
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[girl] I'm not about
to confess to my brother
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that I've recently
been plagued by visions.
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They come on without warning,
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and feel like electroshock therapy,
but without the satisfying afterburn.
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Leave this to me.
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Wednesday?
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What are you gonna do?
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What I do best.
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["Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien"
by Édith Piaf playing]
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[whistle blows]
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♪ Non, rien de rien… ♪
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[jock 1] Yo, Dalton, look.
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Pigsley's sister.
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Hey, freak.
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-This is a closed practice.
-[jocks chuckle]
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The only person
who gets to torture my brother is me.
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♪ Non, rien de rien ♪
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[jocks clamor]
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♪ Non, je ne regrette rien ♪
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♪ Car ma vie, car mes joies ♪
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[whistle blowing frantically]
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♪ Ça commence avec toi ♪
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[shrieks]
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[elegant music swells, fades away]
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[jauntily macabre theme music playing]
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[radio squawks,
playing "In Dreams" by Roy Orbison]
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♪ I close my eyes ♪
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♪ Then I drift away ♪
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[passenger singing along]
♪ Into the magic night ♪
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♪ I softly say ♪
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[both] ♪ A silent prayer ♪
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♪ Like dreamers do ♪
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♪ Then I fall asleep to dream ♪
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♪ My dreams of you ♪
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-♪ I remember ♪
-[bird chirps]
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-[birds thudding in time to music]
-♪ That you said goodbye… ♪
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[feeble tweeting]
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[both moaning]
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[woman] Mmm.
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[man sighs]
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Darling, how long do you intend
on giving us the cold shoulder?
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Lurch, please remind my parents
that I'm no longer speaking to them.
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[Lurch grunts]
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[woman] Hmm.
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I promise you, my little viper,
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you will love Nevermore.
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Won't she, Tish?
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Of course.
It's the perfect school for her.
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Why? Because it was
the perfect school for you?
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I have no interest
in following in your footsteps.
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Becoming captain of the fencing team,
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Queen of the Dark Prom,
President of the Séance Society.
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I merely meant that finally you will
be among peers who understand you.
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Maybe you'll even make some friends.
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Nevermore is like
no other boarding school.
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It's a magical place.
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It's where I met your mother.
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And we fell in love.
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[yearning sigh]
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You guys are making me nauseous.
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Not in a good way.
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Darling, we aren't the ones
who got you expelled.
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That boy's family was going to file
attempted murder charges.
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How would that have looked on your record?
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Terrible.
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Everyone would know
I failed to get the job done.
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Hmm.
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[man] Just over here is fine.
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-Thanks.
-You sure you want to get out here?
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The trail might look pretty,
but it runs right past Nevermore.
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That school for outcasts?
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Huh. That's a polite way of putting it.
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I never had a problem with outcasts.
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My counselor at summer camp
was a werewolf.
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Great guy.
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Yeah, they're just like you and me,
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until they rip your throat out.
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[chuckles wryly] Thanks.
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[bird caws]
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[low, menacing music playing]
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[branches snapping]
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[ragged breathing]
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-[creature snarls]
-[panicked screaming]
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[gate hinges creak]
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[ominous music builds]
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[sighs] At least
it's turning into a beautiful day.
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[bells tolling]
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[thunder rumbling]
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[playfully gloomy music playing]
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Wednesday is certainly a unique name.
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I'm guessing it was the day you were born?
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I was born on Friday the 13th.
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Her name comes from a line
from my favorite nursery rhyme,
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"Wednesday's child is full of woe."
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You always had a unique perspective
on the world, Morticia.
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Hmm.
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Did your mother tell you
we were roommates back in the day?
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And you graduated with your sanity intact?
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Impressive.
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You've certainly had
a very interesting educational journey.
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Eight schools in five years.
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They haven't built one
strong enough to hold me.
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I bet this place won't be any different.
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What our daughter is trying to say
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is that she greatly appreciates
the opportunity.
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Nevermore doesn't usually
accept students mid-term,
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but given Wednesday's perfect grades
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and your family's long history
with the school,
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I've spoken with the board
and we've made an exception.
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[quirky music playing]
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Larissa, what about Wednesday's, um…
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therapy sessions?
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The court ordered them.
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Hmm. The school has a relationship
with a therapist in Jericho.
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-She can meet twice a week.
-Did you hear that, my little storm cloud?
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You're in excellent hands.
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We'll see if she survives
the first session.
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I've assigned you
to your mother's old dorm.
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Ophelia Hall.
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[gasps, chuckles excitedly]
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[Wednesday] Refresh my memory.
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Ophelia's the one who kills herself
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after being driven mad
by her family, correct?
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Should we go meet your new roommate?
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[Morticia gasps]
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It's so… vivid.
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[inhales excitedly] Howdy, roomie.
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Wednesday, this is Enid Sinclair.
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Are you feeling okay?
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You look a little pale.
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Wednesday always looks half-dead.
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Oh.
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Welcome to Ophelia Hall.
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Not a hugger. Got it.
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Please excuse Wednesday.
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She's allergic to color.
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[Enid] Oh, wow.
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What happens to you?
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[flatly] I break out into hives
and then the flesh peels off my bones.
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Luckily, we've special ordered
you a uniform. [chuckles]
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Enid, please take Wednesday
to the registrar's office
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to pick it up along with her schedule,
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and give her a tour along the way.
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[ominous music playing]
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[haunting choral vocalizations]
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Nevermore was founded in 1791
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to educate people like us.
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Outcasts, freaks, monsters,
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fill in your favorite
marginalized group here.
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You can save the sanitized sales pitch.
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-I don't plan on staying here for long.
-Why not?
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This was my parents' idea.
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Oh look, there's my mother smirking at me.
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They've been looking for any excuse
to send me here.
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It's all a part of their nefarious,
yet completely obvious plan.
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What plan?
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To turn me into a version of themselves.
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In that case,
perhaps you can clear something up.
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Rumor's been swirling around
that you killed a kid at your old school,
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and your parents pulled strings
to get you off.
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Actually, it was two kids,
but who's counting?
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Welcome to the quad.
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It's a pentagon.
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The whole snarky Goth girl thing
might have worked at normie school,
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but here things are different.
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Let me give you a wiki
on Nevermore's social scene.
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I'm not interested in participating
in tribal adolescent clichés.
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Well, then use it to fill
your obviously bottomless pit of disdain.
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There are many flavors of outcasts here,
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but the four main cliques are
Fangs, Furs, Stoners and Scales.
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Those are the Fangs, AKA vampires.
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Some of them have literally
been here for decades.
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That bunch of knuckleheads are Furs,
AKA werewolves.
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-Like me!
-[Furs howling]
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Full moons get pretty loud around here.
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That's when Furs wolf out.
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I suggest you pick up
noise-cancelling headphones.
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00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:52,313
I'm assuming Scales are sirens?
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00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,148
[Enid] You catch on quick.
204
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And that girl, Bianca Barclay,
205
00:12:55,941 --> 00:12:58,611
is the closest thing
Nevermore has to royalty.
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[enchanting whooshing]
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Although her crown's been slipping lately.
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00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:05,868
She used to date our resident
tortured artist, Xavier Thorpe.
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00:13:05,951 --> 00:13:08,204
But they broke up
at the beginning of the semester.
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Reason unknown.
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-Fascinating.
-I know, right?
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My vlog is, like, the number one source
for Nevermore gossip.
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Yo, Enid! You're not gonna believe
the dirt I heard about your new roommate.
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She eats human flesh.
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Chowed down on that kid she murdered.
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You better watch your back.
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00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,473
Quite the contrary.
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00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,433
I actually fillet
the bodies of my victims,
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then feed them to my menagerie of pets.
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00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,731
Ajax, this is my new roommate, Wednesday.
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Whoa.
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You're in black and white.
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-Like a living Instagram filter.
-Ignore him.
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00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:45,491
Gorgons spend way too much time
getting stoned.
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He's cute, but clueless.
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00:13:47,284 --> 00:13:49,703
It's a small school.
There wasn't much online about you.
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00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:52,540
You should really get on Insta,
Snapchat and TikTok.
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00:13:53,582 --> 00:13:57,378
I find social media to be a soul-sucking
void of meaningless affirmation.
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00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:06,804
Look at you, my little deathtrap.
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00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:11,141
Seeing you in this uniform brings back
so many terrible memories.
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00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:13,060
-Doesn't it, Tish?
-Yes.
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Why don't you boys wait in the car?
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Wednesday and I need a moment.
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[Pugsley grunts]
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Pugsley,
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you're soft and weak.
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00:14:30,411 --> 00:14:33,956
You'll never survive without me.
I give you two months, tops.
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00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:36,458
I'm gonna miss you, too, sis.
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00:14:42,464 --> 00:14:47,553
Any plans you have of running away
end right now.
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00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,848
I've alerted all family members
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to contact me
the minute you darken their doorstep.
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00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,813
You have nowhere to go.
243
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,524
As usual, you underestimate me, Mother.
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00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,652
I will escape
this educational penitentiary,
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00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,696
and you will never hear from me again.
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[sighs]
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You are a brilliant girl, Wednesday,
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but sometimes you get in your own way.
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I'm sure you'll grow to love Nevermore,
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and find it as life-changing as I did.
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Oh, I got you a little something.
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W…
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M.
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Our initials.
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It's made of obsidian,
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00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:41,774
which Aztec priests
used to conjure visions.
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It's a symbol of our connection.
258
00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,158
Which one of your spirits
suggested this toe-curling tchotchke?
259
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:53,994
I'm not you, Mother.
260
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,582
I will never fall in love,
or be a housewife, or have a family.
261
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,546
I'm told girls your age
say hurtful things,
262
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:06,799
and I shouldn't take it to heart.
263
00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:09,635
Fortunately, you don't have one.
264
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:15,057
Finally, a kind word for your mother.
265
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:21,939
Lurch, the crystal ball, please.
266
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,028
We can't talk to you for the first week
while you're settling in,
267
00:16:28,112 --> 00:16:30,489
so we'll call you next Sunday.
268
00:16:35,077 --> 00:16:38,247
[delicate, emotional music playing]
269
00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:47,506
[car door closes]
270
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:58,684
Don't worry, my love.
271
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,520
Our little scorpion won't be alone.
272
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,483
[undercarriage clattering]
273
00:17:10,487 --> 00:17:12,990
[fingers scuttling]
274
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,123
[thunder booms]
275
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,547
Where's the rest of him?
276
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,884
Well, the torso and arm are over there.
277
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,636
We found a leg by the lake.
278
00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,639
There's an arm in that tree over there,
279
00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:40,350
and the rest of the parts
are so far unaccounted for.
280
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,771
It matches the profile
of the other two attacks last week.
281
00:17:45,022 --> 00:17:48,067
All right, issue a warning.
Keep hikers out of the woods.
282
00:17:48,150 --> 00:17:51,487
Don't approve any more campfire permits
for the foreseeable future.
283
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,489
What do you want me to tell the press?
284
00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:56,784
You know they're going to be
swarming like mosquitos in July.
285
00:17:57,659 --> 00:18:00,788
-Tell them the bear is back.
-You don't believe that, Sheriff.
286
00:18:00,871 --> 00:18:01,872
No, I don't.
287
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,250
Whatever did this wasn't human.
288
00:18:06,168 --> 00:18:08,253
Look, I know these murders
are connected to Nevermore.
289
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,464
I just can't prove it yet. So until I can…
290
00:18:12,466 --> 00:18:13,717
it's a goddamn bear.
291
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:30,651
What the hell did you do to my room?
292
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:33,445
Dividing our room equally.
293
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,534
It looks like a rainbow
vomited on your side.
294
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,869
-I--
-Silence would be appreciated.
295
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,621
This is my writing time.
296
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:44,123
Your writing time?
297
00:18:44,206 --> 00:18:46,416
I devote an hour a day to my novel.
298
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:49,628
Perhaps if you did the same,
your vlog might be coherent.
299
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:52,631
I've read serial killer diaries
with better punctuation.
300
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,341
I write in my voice.
301
00:18:54,424 --> 00:18:57,219
It's my truth.
It's what my followers love.
302
00:18:57,302 --> 00:18:59,555
Your followers are clearly imbeciles.
303
00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:03,600
They respond to your stories
with insipid little pictures.
304
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:05,269
Uh, you mean, emojis?
305
00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:09,481
It's how people express their feelings.
I realize that's a foreign concept to you.
306
00:19:11,275 --> 00:19:14,486
When I look at you,
the following emojis come to mind.
307
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,447
Rope, shovel, hole.
308
00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,617
By the way, there are two D's in Addams.
309
00:19:20,701 --> 00:19:24,329
If you're going to gossip about me,
at least spell my name correctly.
310
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,707
[music player beeps,
playing peppy pop song]
311
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,042
Turn that off.
312
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,921
This is your final warning.
313
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:34,131
[playfully] Rawr!
314
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,341
Don't mess with me.
315
00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:40,137
This kitty's got claws,
and I'm not afraid to use them.
316
00:19:40,804 --> 00:19:42,681
-[door opens]
-Good evening, girls.
317
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,725
Oh, sorry about the mud.
318
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:48,520
I wanted to make sure
that Wednesday was settling in.
319
00:19:53,233 --> 00:19:55,569
Ah. Is this a bad time?
320
00:19:57,321 --> 00:20:00,115
I'm Ms. Thornhill, your dorm mom.
321
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,993
Apologies, I wasn't here
to greet you when you arrived.
322
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:05,871
I trust Enid has given you
the old Nevermore welcome.
323
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,873
She's been smothering me with hospitality.
324
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,958
I hope to return the favor.
325
00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:12,044
In her sleep.
326
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:17,466
Well, here's a little welcome gift
from my conservatory.
327
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,802
I try to match the right flower
to each of my girls.
328
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,138
When I read your personal statement
in your application,
329
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,932
I immediately thought of this one.
330
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,141
The black dahlia.
331
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:27,267
Oh, you know it?
332
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:30,103
Of course. It's named after
my favorite unsolved murder.
333
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,065
Thank you.
334
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:36,985
Okey-dokey. Before I leave,
I want to go over a few house rules.
335
00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:39,905
Lights off at 10:00, no loud music,
336
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:42,157
and no boys, ever.
337
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,451
What's the story
about going into the local town?
338
00:20:44,534 --> 00:20:47,287
Passes to Jericho
are a privilege, not a right.
339
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:51,124
It's a brisk 25-minute walk,
or there's a shuttle on the weekends.
340
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:54,878
The locals are a tad bit wary
about Nevermore,
341
00:20:54,962 --> 00:21:00,884
so please don't go making any waves,
or perpetuating any outcast stereotypes.
342
00:21:00,968 --> 00:21:05,138
That means keep your claws to yourself,
and no smothering people in their sleep.
343
00:21:05,722 --> 00:21:06,723
Are we clear?
344
00:21:09,309 --> 00:21:10,769
Great talk. [chuckles]
345
00:21:12,479 --> 00:21:13,480
[door opens]
346
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,571
[foils clattering]
347
00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:37,921
[fencer grunts]
348
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:40,382
[fencer grunts]
349
00:21:42,175 --> 00:21:44,177
Coach, Coach, she tripped me.
350
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:46,805
It was a clean strike, Rowan.
351
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:50,017
Maybe if you whined less
and practiced more, you wouldn't suck.
352
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,978
Seriously, Coach, when am I
gonna get real competition?
353
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:54,938
Anyone else want to challenge me?
354
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,023
I do.
355
00:21:56,106 --> 00:21:57,607
[ominous music playing]
356
00:21:57,691 --> 00:22:01,194
Oh, you must be
the psychopath they let in.
357
00:22:01,278 --> 00:22:03,071
You must be the self-appointed Queen Bee.
358
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:07,284
Interesting thing about bees.
Pull out their stingers, they drop dead.
359
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:08,618
[fencers] Ooh!
360
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:12,122
Rowan doesn't need you
to come to his defense.
361
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:15,292
-He's not helpless, he's lazy.
-Are we doing this or not?
362
00:22:20,964 --> 00:22:22,257
En garde.
363
00:22:22,341 --> 00:22:25,635
[dramatic music playing]
364
00:22:32,934 --> 00:22:34,936
[both grunting]
365
00:22:48,700 --> 00:22:50,327
[coach] Point to Wednesday.
366
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,584
[both continue grunting]
367
00:22:57,667 --> 00:22:59,044
[coach] The score is even.
368
00:23:02,964 --> 00:23:05,675
That first point
was clearly beginner's luck.
369
00:23:06,551 --> 00:23:07,761
Let's finish this.
370
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:12,140
For the final point, I would like
to invoke a military challenge.
371
00:23:12,224 --> 00:23:13,141
No masks.
372
00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,559
-No tips.
-[fencers] Ooh.
373
00:23:15,936 --> 00:23:18,522
-Winner draws first blood.
-[dramatic musical flourish]
374
00:23:23,360 --> 00:23:25,153
It's your decision, Bianca.
375
00:23:29,491 --> 00:23:31,701
Let's see if you bleed in black and white.
376
00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,161
[dramatic music continues]
377
00:23:55,475 --> 00:23:56,476
[rapier tip slices]
378
00:24:01,148 --> 00:24:02,232
[disbelieving exhale]
379
00:24:05,485 --> 00:24:08,905
Your face finally got that splash
of color it so desperately needed.
380
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,116
[chuckles]
381
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:20,750
[Rowan] You're Wednesday, right?
382
00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:24,963
Rowan.
383
00:24:26,214 --> 00:24:28,592
-I know how you feel.
-I guarantee you don't.
384
00:24:29,384 --> 00:24:31,970
My mother promised me
I'd finally fit in somewhere.
385
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:38,435
I never thought it was possible to be
an outcast in a school full of outcasts.
386
00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,314
But it looks like you're gonna
give me a run for my money.
387
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,024
Uh…
388
00:24:44,774 --> 00:24:46,735
Sorry about the… nick.
389
00:24:46,818 --> 00:24:48,904
No good deed goes unpunished.
390
00:24:56,328 --> 00:24:58,330
[quirkily sinister music playing]
391
00:25:00,373 --> 00:25:02,459
[water tank gurgling]
392
00:25:09,049 --> 00:25:12,427
[chilling choir vocalizations]
393
00:25:14,804 --> 00:25:17,224
[stone scraping]
394
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:20,894
[boy] Wednesday!
395
00:25:30,237 --> 00:25:31,196
Welcome back.
396
00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:34,032
Just take it easy.
397
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:38,828
Nurse said you don't have a concussion,
but you probably have a nasty bump, huh?
398
00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,164
The last thing I remember
I was walking outside
399
00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:44,084
feeling a mixture of rage,
pity and self-disgust.
400
00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:46,795
I never felt that way before.
401
00:25:46,878 --> 00:25:49,506
Losing to Bianca
has that effect on people, I think.
402
00:25:49,589 --> 00:25:52,926
Then I looked up and saw
that gargoyle coming down and I thought,
403
00:25:53,009 --> 00:25:55,136
"At least I'll have an imaginative death."
404
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:58,723
Then you tackled me out of the way.
405
00:25:59,599 --> 00:26:00,433
Why?
406
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:03,311
[clicks tongue] Call it instinct.
407
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,523
So you were guided by latent chivalry,
408
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,693
the tool of the patriarchy,
to extract my undying gratitude?
409
00:26:09,776 --> 00:26:12,070
Mm-hmm. Most people just say thank you.
410
00:26:12,153 --> 00:26:13,488
I didn't want to be rescued.
411
00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,782
I shoulda just let that thing
smash you to mush?
412
00:26:15,865 --> 00:26:19,411
-I would have rather saved myself.
-[scoffs] Good to see you haven't changed.
413
00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,665
If makes you feel any better,
let's just say I returned the favor.
414
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,001
Xavier Thorpe?
415
00:26:26,668 --> 00:26:27,919
You probably don't remember me.
416
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,423
Last time we met, I was about
two feet shorter, 40 pounds heavier.
417
00:26:31,506 --> 00:26:32,674
What happened?
418
00:26:32,757 --> 00:26:36,469
-[exhales] Puberty, I guess.
-What happened the last time we met?
419
00:26:37,304 --> 00:26:38,305
Oh. Uh.
420
00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:41,141
Yeah, it… it was my godmother's funeral.
421
00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:45,020
She was friends with your grandmother,
and they spent their twenties in Europe,
422
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,772
swindling the rich and notorious.
423
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,985
I don't know,
but we were ten, and we were bored,
424
00:26:52,736 --> 00:26:54,321
decided to play hide and seek.
425
00:26:54,404 --> 00:26:57,741
I had the inspired idea
to hide in her casket.
426
00:26:57,824 --> 00:26:59,659
I got stuck
as it was headed to the crematorium.
427
00:26:59,743 --> 00:27:00,785
I'd heard muffled screams.
428
00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:03,788
I just figured
your godmother had cheated death
429
00:27:03,872 --> 00:27:05,624
and was trying to claw her way out.
430
00:27:05,707 --> 00:27:07,459
Either way,
you hit the big red stop button
431
00:27:07,542 --> 00:27:09,836
and saved me from being flame-broiled. So…
432
00:27:11,212 --> 00:27:12,422
now we're even.
433
00:27:12,505 --> 00:27:15,508
[mournful rendition
of "La Llorona" playing]
434
00:27:15,592 --> 00:27:17,594
[typewriter keys clacking]
435
00:27:17,677 --> 00:27:21,056
♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪
436
00:27:22,390 --> 00:27:26,478
♪ Llorona, tú eres mi chunca ♪
437
00:27:27,771 --> 00:27:29,648
[bed squeaking]
438
00:27:29,731 --> 00:27:31,733
♪ Ay de mí, Llorona ♪
439
00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:36,863
♪ Llorona, tú eres mi chunca… ♪
440
00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:39,282
I knew it!
441
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:41,117
Hello, Thing.
442
00:27:42,952 --> 00:27:44,120
[bed frame rattling]
443
00:27:45,330 --> 00:27:48,291
Did you think my highly trained
olfactory sense wouldn't pick up
444
00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:52,170
on the faint whiff of neroli and bergamot
in your favorite hand lotion?
445
00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,589
I could do this all day.
446
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:56,091
[desk trembling]
447
00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,842
Surrender?
448
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,177
[tapping frantically]
449
00:28:01,721 --> 00:28:04,391
Mother and Father sent you
to spy on me, didn't they?
450
00:28:05,725 --> 00:28:08,019
I'm not above breaking a few fingers.
451
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:12,065
That they thought I wouldn't find out
proves how much they underestimate me.
452
00:28:13,024 --> 00:28:15,860
Oh, Thing, you poor, naive appendage.
453
00:28:16,569 --> 00:28:18,363
My parents aren't worried about me.
454
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:19,406
They're evil puppeteers
455
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:21,366
who want to pull my strings
even from afar.
456
00:28:22,867 --> 00:28:24,828
The way I see it, you have two options.
457
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,621
Option one.
458
00:28:27,747 --> 00:28:30,500
I lock you in here
for the rest of the semester,
459
00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:34,129
and you go slowly insane
trying to claw your way out,
460
00:28:34,212 --> 00:28:36,589
ruining your nails
and your smooth, supple skin.
461
00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,591
And we both know how vain you are.
462
00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,759
Option two.
463
00:28:41,428 --> 00:28:42,971
You pledge your undying loyalty to me.
464
00:28:43,054 --> 00:28:46,015
♪ …que no se apartan de mí…♪
465
00:28:48,935 --> 00:28:52,439
Our first order of business
is to escape this teenage purgatory.
466
00:28:52,981 --> 00:28:55,066
-[tapping]
-Of course I have a plan.
467
00:28:56,484 --> 00:28:57,986
And it begins now.
468
00:28:58,486 --> 00:29:00,488
[mysterious music playing]
469
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:19,966
[indistinct chatter]
470
00:29:26,765 --> 00:29:29,392
[Weems] Dr. Kinbott's office
is on the second floor.
471
00:29:29,476 --> 00:29:31,603
Other Nevermore students swear by her.
472
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:34,272
You'll be here until I'm done?
473
00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:37,901
Perhaps afterwards we can visit
the Weathervane for hot chocolate.
474
00:29:37,984 --> 00:29:41,237
Principal Weems, this feeble attempt
at bonding is beneath you.
475
00:29:44,199 --> 00:29:47,410
And chauffeuring your students around
is below your pay grade.
476
00:29:47,994 --> 00:29:51,247
Given your history,
I'm sure you're intent on running away.
477
00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:55,627
I'm here to prevent that from happening.
478
00:29:57,587 --> 00:29:58,713
I wish you luck.
479
00:29:59,506 --> 00:30:00,507
[door slams]
480
00:30:03,426 --> 00:30:05,512
I read the notes
from your school counselor.
481
00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,681
Mrs. Bronstein. She had
a nervous breakdown after our last session
482
00:30:08,765 --> 00:30:10,725
and had to take a six-month sabbatical.
483
00:30:11,684 --> 00:30:13,061
Go ahead and take a seat.
484
00:30:15,146 --> 00:30:16,689
How did you feel about that?
485
00:30:16,773 --> 00:30:17,899
Vindicated.
486
00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:20,860
But someone who crochets
for a hobby isn't a worthy adversary.
487
00:30:21,611 --> 00:30:22,779
Adversary?
488
00:30:22,862 --> 00:30:26,366
I hope we can forge a relationship
based on trust and mutual respect.
489
00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:28,827
-[scoffs]
-This is a safe space, Wednesday.
490
00:30:28,910 --> 00:30:31,329
A sanctuary where we can discuss anything.
491
00:30:31,412 --> 00:30:33,581
What you're thinking, feeling,
492
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,750
your views on the world,
personal philosophy.
493
00:30:35,834 --> 00:30:39,128
That's easy.
I think that this is a waste of time.
494
00:30:39,712 --> 00:30:41,881
I see the world
as a place that must be endured,
495
00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:44,551
and my personal philosophy
is kill or be killed.
496
00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:47,679
So, for instance,
when someone bullies your brother,
497
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:50,014
your response is
to dump piranha in the pool.
498
00:30:50,098 --> 00:30:53,184
You know the old saying,
never bring a knife to a sword fight.
499
00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:55,687
Unless it's concealed.
500
00:30:56,271 --> 00:30:58,982
Point is, you assaulted a boy,
and showed no remorse for your actions.
501
00:30:59,065 --> 00:31:01,776
-That's why you're here.
-He lost a testicle.
502
00:31:02,652 --> 00:31:05,655
I did the world a favor.
People like Dalton shouldn't procreate.
503
00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,490
I've answered all your questions.
504
00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:09,409
We're not done yet.
505
00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:10,952
[mysterious notes play]
506
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:15,999
Therapy is a valuable tool
to help you understand yourself.
507
00:31:16,082 --> 00:31:18,501
It can teach you new ways
to deal with your emotions.
508
00:31:18,585 --> 00:31:21,129
It can also help you build
a life that you want.
509
00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:22,922
I know the life that I want.
510
00:31:23,590 --> 00:31:24,591
Tell me about it.
511
00:31:26,342 --> 00:31:29,345
Everything said in these sessions
is strictly confidential.
512
00:31:32,015 --> 00:31:34,434
Do your plans involve becoming an author?
513
00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:36,269
I understand you've written three novels
514
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,938
about a teen girl detective,
Viper De La Muerte.
515
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,441
Can you tell me about her?
516
00:31:41,524 --> 00:31:44,068
Viper is smart, perceptive,
chronically misunderstood.
517
00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,904
Any luck getting your work published?
518
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:50,658
Editors are short-sighted,
fear-based life forms.
519
00:31:50,742 --> 00:31:53,119
One once described my writing
as gratuitously morbid,
520
00:31:53,202 --> 00:31:55,121
and suggested I seek psychiatric help.
521
00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:56,205
[Kinbott] Hmm.
522
00:31:56,289 --> 00:31:57,498
Ironic, isn't it?
523
00:31:58,082 --> 00:31:59,542
How did you take that?
524
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,670
I sent her a "thank you."
525
00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:06,549
[mischievous music playing]
526
00:32:08,051 --> 00:32:09,469
[screams]
527
00:32:11,387 --> 00:32:13,848
I've always been open
to constructive criticism.
528
00:32:14,641 --> 00:32:15,850
I'm glad to hear that.
529
00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:19,437
Because I was sent the manuscripts
as part of your psych evaluation.
530
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:21,397
The relationship I found most intriguing
531
00:32:21,481 --> 00:32:23,608
was that of Viper
and her mother, Dominica.
532
00:32:24,984 --> 00:32:26,486
Why don't we dig into that?
533
00:32:29,238 --> 00:32:32,784
Part of this journey requires us
going to uncomfortable places emotionally.
534
00:32:32,867 --> 00:32:34,077
I don't travel well.
535
00:32:36,162 --> 00:32:38,498
Would you mind if I use
the powder room first?
536
00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:42,043
[tense music builds, fades away]
537
00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:47,882
[lock clicks]
538
00:32:49,509 --> 00:32:50,760
[clattering]
539
00:32:50,843 --> 00:32:51,803
[Kinbott] Wednesday?
540
00:32:51,886 --> 00:32:53,346
Is everything okay?
541
00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,558
You can't hide
for the rest of the session.
542
00:32:57,642 --> 00:32:58,643
[Wednesday] I'm all right.
543
00:32:58,726 --> 00:33:02,355
Just preparing myself
for our uncomfortable journey.
544
00:33:03,982 --> 00:33:04,941
Nail file.
545
00:33:06,526 --> 00:33:09,028
[dark electronic arrangement
of theme music playing]
546
00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:33,553
On Saturday, I can do in the afternoon,
sometime around four o'clock?
547
00:33:35,847 --> 00:33:36,723
[eerie whooshing]
548
00:33:36,806 --> 00:33:38,099
[cell phone rings]
549
00:33:38,182 --> 00:33:40,184
[ominous chanting]
550
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:46,399
[chanting subsides]
551
00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:48,443
[farmer] Who let you out?
552
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:50,403
You goddamn weirdo.
553
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:59,287
[espresso machine whirs, hisses]
554
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,086
Holy crap!
555
00:34:07,170 --> 00:34:10,048
Do you make a habit
of scaring the hell out of people?
556
00:34:10,131 --> 00:34:11,466
It's more of a hobby.
557
00:34:12,633 --> 00:34:13,885
You go to Nevermore.
558
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,721
Didn't realize they changed the uniform.
559
00:34:16,804 --> 00:34:18,097
I need a quad over ice.
560
00:34:18,181 --> 00:34:19,182
It's an emergency.
561
00:34:21,434 --> 00:34:22,935
It's four shots of espresso.
562
00:34:23,019 --> 00:34:24,687
Yeah, I… I know what a quad is,
563
00:34:24,771 --> 00:34:28,232
but, spoiler alert,
the espresso machine's having a seizure,
564
00:34:28,316 --> 00:34:29,567
so all we have is drip.
565
00:34:30,068 --> 00:34:31,778
But drip is for people who hate themselves
566
00:34:31,861 --> 00:34:34,197
and know their lives
have no real purpose or meaning.
567
00:34:37,658 --> 00:34:39,327
What's wrong with your machine?
568
00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,621
It's a temperamental beast
with a mind of its own,
569
00:34:41,704 --> 00:34:44,540
and it doesn't help
that the instructions are in Italian.
570
00:34:49,504 --> 00:34:53,257
I need a tri-wing screwdriver
and a four-millimeter Allen wrench.
571
00:34:53,341 --> 00:34:55,510
Wait, you read Italian?
572
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:58,930
Of course.
It's the native tongue of Machiavelli.
573
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:02,308
Here's the deal.
I'm going to fix your coffee machine,
574
00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,435
then you're going to make my coffee
and call a taxi.
575
00:35:04,519 --> 00:35:07,855
Uh, no taxis in Jericho.
576
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:08,940
Try Uber?
577
00:35:09,023 --> 00:35:12,026
I don't have a phone.
I refuse to be a slave to technology.
578
00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,529
Then you're out of luck.
579
00:35:14,612 --> 00:35:16,155
Where you going anyway?
580
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:19,242
That's on a need-to-know basis.
What about trains?
581
00:35:20,243 --> 00:35:23,246
Nearest station is Burlington.
It's half an hour away.
582
00:35:23,329 --> 00:35:25,873
You have a valve issue.
I've seen it before.
583
00:35:27,083 --> 00:35:29,418
Where? You have
one of these monsters at home?
584
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:32,338
Steam-powered guillotine.
I built it when I was ten.
585
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,424
I wanted to decapitate my dolls
more efficiently.
586
00:35:38,219 --> 00:35:39,178
Sure.
587
00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:41,973
Grim Reaper Barbie, makes perfect sense.
588
00:35:42,056 --> 00:35:44,725
[steam vents, subsides]
589
00:35:46,018 --> 00:35:47,019
Wow.
590
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:48,521
Thanks.
591
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:51,858
I never met a Nevermore kid
who got their hands dirty.
592
00:35:53,776 --> 00:35:55,528
I'm Tyler, by the way.
593
00:35:55,611 --> 00:35:58,823
I didn't catch your name,
or is that on a need-to-know basis too?
594
00:36:00,449 --> 00:36:01,284
Wednesday.
595
00:36:01,993 --> 00:36:03,035
Tell you what, Wednesday.
596
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,330
To show my appreciation,
how about I drive you to Burlington?
597
00:36:06,414 --> 00:36:08,875
Perfect. Put that quad in a to-go cup.
598
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:11,419
Uh, but I don't get off for another hour.
599
00:36:13,504 --> 00:36:14,589
I'll sweeten the pot.
600
00:36:16,048 --> 00:36:17,508
Twenty whole dollars…
601
00:36:17,592 --> 00:36:19,051
Tempting, but no.
602
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:22,430
I'll make it 40.
603
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:23,472
Uh…
604
00:36:23,931 --> 00:36:27,560
Listen, Wednesday, one fun fact about me…
605
00:36:28,269 --> 00:36:32,773
I can't be bought, so either wait,
or find someone else to drive you.
606
00:36:32,857 --> 00:36:35,776
[melancholic string music playing]
607
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:37,069
[exhales softly]
608
00:36:40,072 --> 00:36:40,907
[wry chuckle]
609
00:36:53,628 --> 00:36:54,670
What happened?
610
00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:01,886
Hey, boys, check it out.
611
00:37:01,969 --> 00:37:03,095
-Who's that?
-Bro…
612
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:04,180
Come on.
613
00:37:08,267 --> 00:37:10,394
[boy 1] What's a Nevermore freak
doing out in the wild?
614
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,812
[boy 2] This is our booth.
615
00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:14,690
Why are you dressed
like religious fanatics?
616
00:37:15,816 --> 00:37:18,027
-We're pilgrims.
-Potato, po-tah-to.
617
00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:19,403
We work at Pilgrim World.
618
00:37:23,616 --> 00:37:26,285
It takes a special kind of stupid
to devote an entire theme park
619
00:37:26,369 --> 00:37:28,537
to zealots responsible for mass genocide.
620
00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:31,207
My dad owns Pilgrim World.
621
00:37:31,290 --> 00:37:32,667
Who you calling stupid?
622
00:37:33,626 --> 00:37:35,002
If the buckled shoe fits.
623
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:36,504
Guys, back off.
624
00:37:36,587 --> 00:37:38,798
-Stay out of this, Galpin.
-Yes, stay out of this.
625
00:37:38,881 --> 00:37:40,758
[sinister music playing]
626
00:37:40,841 --> 00:37:42,760
So tell me, freak…
627
00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,389
you ever been with a normie?
628
00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:49,141
I've never found one that could handle me.
629
00:37:54,063 --> 00:37:54,897
-Boo!
-Hey!
630
00:37:55,564 --> 00:37:56,399
[boy grunts]
631
00:37:57,858 --> 00:37:58,734
[bone cracks]
632
00:37:59,235 --> 00:38:01,946
[boys grunting]
633
00:38:08,160 --> 00:38:09,161
[patrons chattering]
634
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,413
[coughing]
635
00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,544
So where'd you learn those kung fu moves?
636
00:38:16,627 --> 00:38:17,837
[Wednesday] My uncle taught me.
637
00:38:17,920 --> 00:38:20,506
He spent five years
in a Tibetan Monastery.
638
00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:22,383
Was he a monk?
639
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:23,342
Prisoner.
640
00:38:25,261 --> 00:38:26,137
[Tyler] Dad!
641
00:38:28,014 --> 00:38:29,849
Tyler, the hell's going on in here?
642
00:38:29,932 --> 00:38:33,394
They were harassing a customer,
and she put them in their place.
643
00:38:35,271 --> 00:38:37,481
This little thing took down three boys?
644
00:38:38,149 --> 00:38:39,483
Did you help her?
645
00:38:40,067 --> 00:38:42,194
Dad, I swear, I wasn't involved.
646
00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:43,904
[bullies groaning]
647
00:38:43,988 --> 00:38:44,947
Apologies, Sheriff.
648
00:38:45,031 --> 00:38:46,991
This one slipped away from me.
649
00:38:47,074 --> 00:38:48,951
Come on, Miss Addams, time to go.
650
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,204
Wait a minute, hang on.
651
00:38:54,248 --> 00:38:55,374
You're an Addams?
652
00:38:57,543 --> 00:39:00,129
Don't tell me Gomez Addams is your father?
653
00:39:01,422 --> 00:39:04,342
That man belongs behind bars for murder.
654
00:39:04,425 --> 00:39:07,345
Guessin' the apple
doesn't fall far from the tree.
655
00:39:09,013 --> 00:39:10,348
I'm gonna keep my eye on you.
656
00:39:11,098 --> 00:39:12,099
Okay.
657
00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:16,437
[door opens, closes]
658
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:19,732
Your first day and you're already
on Sheriff Galpin's radar.
659
00:39:20,274 --> 00:39:23,361
-Wish I could say I was surprised.
-What did he mean about my father?
660
00:39:23,944 --> 00:39:26,155
I have no idea, but a word of advice.
661
00:39:26,822 --> 00:39:29,158
Stop making enemies
and start making a few friends.
662
00:39:30,076 --> 00:39:31,285
You're going to need them.
663
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,165
[Weems] Looks like an accident.
664
00:39:36,832 --> 00:39:38,459
I hope the driver's okay.
665
00:39:38,542 --> 00:39:39,835
[ominous music playing]
666
00:39:39,919 --> 00:39:40,920
He's dead.
667
00:39:41,003 --> 00:39:42,213
[siren wailing]
668
00:39:42,296 --> 00:39:43,214
Broke his neck.
669
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:45,466
[police radio chatter]
670
00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:47,468
How can you tell from this angle?
671
00:39:56,394 --> 00:39:58,396
[tense, elegant cello music playing]
672
00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:05,986
[Wednesday playing "Paint It, Black"]
673
00:40:22,128 --> 00:40:24,964
[plucking out pizzicato rhythm]
674
00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:31,804
[shelf rumbling]
675
00:40:40,896 --> 00:40:42,898
[sweeping refrain builds]
676
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:30,321
[cello continuing faintly in distance]
677
00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:40,164
[cello continuing faintly in distance]
678
00:41:57,097 --> 00:41:59,099
[sighs contentedly]
679
00:42:11,820 --> 00:42:14,615
[music swells, finishes]
680
00:42:15,574 --> 00:42:16,492
[exhales sharply]
681
00:42:17,284 --> 00:42:18,452
[tapping]
682
00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:20,120
No, I don't really feel better.
683
00:42:21,080 --> 00:42:23,457
There's just something wrong
about this place.
684
00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,125
Not just because it's a school.
685
00:42:25,209 --> 00:42:26,043
[door opens]
686
00:42:26,126 --> 00:42:29,463
How the hell did you get that
oversized violin out the window?
687
00:42:29,964 --> 00:42:31,423
I had an extra hand.
688
00:42:33,384 --> 00:42:34,385
Whoa.
689
00:42:35,052 --> 00:42:36,303
Where's the rest of him?
690
00:42:36,387 --> 00:42:38,889
It's one of the great
Addams family mysteries.
691
00:42:41,934 --> 00:42:43,561
[Furs howling, baying]
692
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,151
Why aren't you wolfing out?
693
00:42:52,486 --> 00:42:53,571
Because I can't.
694
00:42:55,864 --> 00:42:56,824
It's all I got.
695
00:42:59,326 --> 00:43:04,248
My mom says some wolves are late bloomers,
but I've been to the best Lycanologist.
696
00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:06,792
I had to fly to Milwaukee,
would you believe it?
697
00:43:08,377 --> 00:43:10,796
Yeah, she says
there's a chance I may never…
698
00:43:11,714 --> 00:43:12,548
you know.
699
00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:16,051
What happens then?
700
00:43:17,511 --> 00:43:18,721
I'd become a lone wolf.
701
00:43:21,223 --> 00:43:22,474
Sounds perfect.
702
00:43:22,558 --> 00:43:25,811
Are you kidding me?
My life would be officially over.
703
00:43:26,312 --> 00:43:29,690
I'd be kicked out of my family pack
with no prospect of finding a mate.
704
00:43:30,524 --> 00:43:33,235
-I'm failing to see the problem here.
-I could die alone.
705
00:43:34,945 --> 00:43:36,614
We all die alone, Enid.
706
00:43:38,741 --> 00:43:40,868
You really suck at this.
707
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,202
Cheering people up.
708
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:45,664
[cries shakily]
709
00:43:46,540 --> 00:43:48,876
-Why are you crying?
-Because I'm upset!
710
00:43:50,002 --> 00:43:52,504
Haven't you ever cried,
or are you above that too?
711
00:43:58,218 --> 00:44:00,137
It was the week after Halloween.
712
00:44:03,265 --> 00:44:04,725
I was six years old.
713
00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:09,730
I took my pet scorpion, Nero,
out for his afternoon stroll,
714
00:44:09,813 --> 00:44:11,065
and we were ambushed.
715
00:44:16,362 --> 00:44:19,281
They wondered what kind of freak
would have a scorpion for a pet.
716
00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:20,324
[boy] Yeah.
717
00:44:23,661 --> 00:44:25,788
Two of them held me down
and made me watch…
718
00:44:28,916 --> 00:44:30,417
[bullies laughing]
719
00:44:32,711 --> 00:44:33,712
[gasps]
720
00:44:33,796 --> 00:44:34,797
[Nero squelching]
721
00:44:35,297 --> 00:44:38,842
…while the others ran Nero over until…
722
00:44:41,595 --> 00:44:43,597
[forlorn music playing]
723
00:44:47,476 --> 00:44:50,145
It was snowing
when I buried what was left of him.
724
00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:55,275
I cried my little black heart out.
725
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:02,574
But tears don't fix anything.
726
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:07,955
So I vowed to never do it again.
727
00:45:08,539 --> 00:45:10,708
[Furs continue baying]
728
00:45:17,464 --> 00:45:18,674
Your secret's safe with me.
729
00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:23,595
Still think you're weird as shit, though.
730
00:45:24,304 --> 00:45:26,014
The feeling is incredibly mutual.
731
00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:32,438
How would you like your single room back?
732
00:45:32,521 --> 00:45:34,982
You just need to show me
how to use your computer.
733
00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:40,779
[rapid knocking]
734
00:45:40,863 --> 00:45:42,865
[suspenseful music building]
735
00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,788
Holy shit!
736
00:46:00,215 --> 00:46:02,176
[tapping]
737
00:46:03,010 --> 00:46:03,844
Okay.
738
00:46:05,512 --> 00:46:08,599
Okay, I'm taking orders from a hand.
739
00:46:09,933 --> 00:46:12,019
This isn't weird at all.
740
00:46:18,275 --> 00:46:19,318
[ring tone trills]
741
00:46:21,111 --> 00:46:22,029
[video call whooshes]
742
00:46:22,613 --> 00:46:24,573
Uh… hi.
743
00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:26,742
That's Thing.
744
00:46:27,743 --> 00:46:30,287
Is he, like, your pet?
745
00:46:32,664 --> 00:46:33,791
He's sensitive.
746
00:46:33,874 --> 00:46:37,336
Look, I know Nevermore
is ground zero for all things weird,
747
00:46:37,419 --> 00:46:39,838
but this is next-level.
748
00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,634
So, what happened to not
wanting to be a slave to technology?
749
00:46:43,717 --> 00:46:44,927
Desperate times.
750
00:46:45,010 --> 00:46:46,553
Are you still willing to help me escape?
751
00:46:46,637 --> 00:46:50,057
After what happened today,
I figured they'd have you in solitary.
752
00:46:50,140 --> 00:46:53,560
There's the Harvest Festival this weekend.
Attendance is mandatory.
753
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:55,062
I'm going to use it as a cover.
754
00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:57,356
If you're willing
to drive me to the station,
755
00:46:57,439 --> 00:46:58,982
I can make it worth your while.
756
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:02,820
I'm in.
757
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:04,822
And no charge.
758
00:47:04,905 --> 00:47:06,240
Consider it a freebie.
759
00:47:07,282 --> 00:47:08,367
Why?
760
00:47:08,450 --> 00:47:10,035
'Cause I wish I was going with you.
761
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:13,705
At least one of us
will get out of this hellhole town.
762
00:47:17,876 --> 00:47:19,878
[crowd chatters, laughs]
763
00:47:25,592 --> 00:47:27,719
Are you sure you can trust that normie?
764
00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:30,013
Dad, I didn't know
they were gonna be here.
765
00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:32,307
I trust that I can handle myself.
766
00:47:32,391 --> 00:47:34,643
I don't want you talking to her.
I want you home by 12:00.
767
00:47:34,726 --> 00:47:36,311
-1:00.
-12:30.
768
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:37,229
[Enid] Well,
769
00:47:38,272 --> 00:47:40,440
good luck and safe travels.
770
00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:44,236
Still not a hugger. Got it.
771
00:47:49,157 --> 00:47:50,367
[tense music builds]
772
00:48:07,092 --> 00:48:09,094
[tense music trails off]
773
00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:22,858
Jeez, you get any better at this,
you'll be taking home a whole pack.
774
00:48:22,941 --> 00:48:25,652
Pandas don't travel in packs.
They prefer solitude.
775
00:48:26,778 --> 00:48:28,655
All right. Subtle hint taken.
776
00:48:30,490 --> 00:48:32,492
You should know I'm waiting for someone.
777
00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:35,454
Oh yeah, who's the lucky guy… or girl?
778
00:48:35,954 --> 00:48:37,080
What does it matter to you?
779
00:48:39,082 --> 00:48:40,667
Didn't mean to interrupt.
780
00:48:40,751 --> 00:48:41,710
You're not.
781
00:48:45,464 --> 00:48:47,090
This is gonna be trickier than I thought.
782
00:48:47,174 --> 00:48:50,010
Dad hit me with a curfew. We need to go
if I'm gonna make it back in time.
783
00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:52,471
I've got some dead weight
I need to lose first.
784
00:48:53,847 --> 00:48:56,600
Meet me behind the parking lot
when the fireworks start.
785
00:49:00,604 --> 00:49:02,981
You see that sad, lonely woman over there?
786
00:49:04,316 --> 00:49:07,069
She needs this pathetic validation
more than I do.
787
00:49:08,028 --> 00:49:09,529
Would you mind distracting her?
788
00:49:13,325 --> 00:49:15,160
[panda] I love you. I love you.
789
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:22,125
[fireworks crackling]
790
00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:29,299
Hey, before you leave,
I wanted you to have this.
791
00:49:30,258 --> 00:49:33,136
It's your dad's police file
from when he was at Nevermore.
792
00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,305
I think it's the reason my dad hates him.
793
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:38,308
You okay?
794
00:49:40,894 --> 00:49:43,146
I'm not used to people engaging with me.
795
00:49:43,814 --> 00:49:45,816
Most see me coming and cross the street.
796
00:49:45,899 --> 00:49:47,901
You're not scary. You're just kinda…
797
00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:50,404
kooky.
798
00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:53,824
I prefer spooky.
799
00:49:53,907 --> 00:49:54,741
Oh.
800
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:58,161
Now my train leaves in an hour.
We're burning moonlight.
801
00:49:58,870 --> 00:50:00,664
Uh, right, right.
802
00:50:00,747 --> 00:50:02,749
[low, menacing music playing]
803
00:50:03,250 --> 00:50:04,084
Hey.
804
00:50:05,752 --> 00:50:07,295
Come on, Wednesday. Wednesday!
805
00:50:07,379 --> 00:50:09,172
We can lose them in the crowd.
806
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:23,603
Oh, whoa!
807
00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:26,356
[cryptic, high-pitched tones play]
808
00:50:29,776 --> 00:50:30,861
[caws]
809
00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:33,822
[wails]
810
00:50:33,905 --> 00:50:34,781
[flesh rending]
811
00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:38,452
Shit.
812
00:50:38,535 --> 00:50:40,328
Wednesday, we need to go.
813
00:50:40,412 --> 00:50:41,788
Wednesday, come on.
814
00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:44,416
-Wednesday!
-Rowan, come back!
815
00:50:58,930 --> 00:51:00,432
Rowan, wait!
816
00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:03,560
What do you want?
Why are you following me?
817
00:51:03,643 --> 00:51:06,104
I don't have time to explain,
but you're in danger.
818
00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:09,274
[chuckles]
819
00:51:11,902 --> 00:51:13,695
I think you've got it backwards.
820
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:17,741
[grunts]
821
00:51:19,910 --> 00:51:22,621
-You're the one who's in danger.
-What are you doing?
822
00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:24,331
Saving everyone from you.
823
00:51:24,414 --> 00:51:25,665
[grunts] I have to kill you.
824
00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:29,211
The gargoyle, that was you?
825
00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:30,295
Yeah.
826
00:51:32,005 --> 00:51:33,256
It's always the quiet ones.
827
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,719
[ominous whooshing]
828
00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:40,013
[Rowan] Girl in the picture. That's you.
829
00:51:45,435 --> 00:51:47,104
You want to kill me
because of some picture?
830
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:51,817
My mother drew that picture 25 years ago
when she was a student at Nevermore.
831
00:51:51,900 --> 00:51:53,819
She was a powerful Seer.
832
00:51:55,529 --> 00:51:58,782
-Told me about it before she died.
-Rowan, put me down.
833
00:51:58,865 --> 00:52:01,118
No! My mother said it was my destiny
834
00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:03,578
to stop this girl
if she ever came to Nevermore,
835
00:52:03,662 --> 00:52:07,040
because she will
destroy the school and everyone in it.
836
00:52:07,124 --> 00:52:09,126
-[arcane power surges]
-[grunts]
837
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:10,293
Rowan.
838
00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:11,711
Rowan.
839
00:52:11,795 --> 00:52:15,173
[tense, frenetic music playing]
840
00:52:16,883 --> 00:52:17,884
[bestial snarl]
841
00:52:19,761 --> 00:52:21,388
[screams]
842
00:52:21,471 --> 00:52:22,639
[bellows]
843
00:52:24,474 --> 00:52:26,309
-[Rowan wails]
-[flesh rending]
844
00:52:33,900 --> 00:52:36,319
[raspy growling]
845
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,534
Hello, my little black cloud.
846
00:53:26,077 --> 00:53:28,663
So tell us darling,
how was your first week?
847
00:53:29,372 --> 00:53:30,916
[Wednesday] Let's see.
848
00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:33,168
I narrowly avoided death twice,
849
00:53:33,251 --> 00:53:35,879
discovered that my father
may be a murderer,
850
00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:38,590
learned that I could
potentially destroy the school,
851
00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:41,927
and was mysteriously saved
by a homicidal monster.
852
00:53:42,761 --> 00:53:45,680
As much as it pains me to admit,
you were right, Mother.
853
00:53:46,681 --> 00:53:48,683
I think I'm going to love it here.
854
00:53:51,853 --> 00:53:54,022
[dramatic music swells]
855
00:53:54,105 --> 00:53:56,399
[narrator] This season on Wednesday…
856
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:58,902
[Wednesday] This story's
about to take a dark turn.
857
00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,071
Luckily,
858
00:54:02,030 --> 00:54:03,823
I'm not afraid of the dark.
859
00:54:05,200 --> 00:54:08,370
There's a monster out there,
but everyone believes I made it all up.
860
00:54:08,453 --> 00:54:11,581
I need to find something
that can prove I haven't lost my mind.
861
00:54:12,707 --> 00:54:15,585
[Tyler] You're really obsessed with
this monster-in-the-woods thing.
862
00:54:15,669 --> 00:54:18,546
Would you rather I develop an obsession
with horses and boy bands?
863
00:54:19,714 --> 00:54:21,341
So, tell us everything.
864
00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:24,928
[Wednesday] Since you've abandoned me,
I've been hunted, haunted,
865
00:54:25,011 --> 00:54:26,930
and the target of an attempted murder.
866
00:54:27,722 --> 00:54:30,517
Ah, Nevermore, I love you so!
867
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:32,185
[creature snarls, growls]
868
00:54:33,311 --> 00:54:37,190
How do you manage to end up at the center
of every terrible thing that happens here?
869
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,358
Incredible luck.
870
00:54:38,441 --> 00:54:40,068
[all screaming]
871
00:54:40,151 --> 00:54:41,778
[Wednesday] You insisted
I go to this school.
872
00:54:41,861 --> 00:54:44,281
Did you really think
I wouldn't find out your secret?
873
00:54:44,364 --> 00:54:45,657
You don't know the full story.
874
00:54:46,950 --> 00:54:49,494
When I suggested giving
your side of the room a makeover,
875
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:52,998
I did not have
Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind. Ew.
876
00:54:54,416 --> 00:54:56,084
[Wednesday] This ends now.
877
00:54:56,167 --> 00:54:58,003
[dramatic music intensifies]
878
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,593
If you hear me screaming bloody murder,
879
00:55:05,677 --> 00:55:07,595
there's a good chance
I'm just enjoying myself.
880
00:55:08,179 --> 00:55:10,265
[narrator] Watch all episodes now.
881
00:55:12,976 --> 00:55:14,978
[jauntily macabre outro music playing]