1
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Hey, Lexi. It's me, Mikey.

2
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Mikey. No, no, no, no,
don't hang up, don't hang up.

3
00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:41,787
I got a big fucking surprise for you...

4
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Who is it?

5
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Housecleaning...

6
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Surprise! Hey, Lil.

7
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Oh, my shit.

8
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Nice to see you too. How you been?

9
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Okay...

10
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It's me, Mikey. Remember me?

11
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I know. What are you doing here for?

12
00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,228
Well, I just came to see Lexi.

13
00:03:06,312 --> 00:03:08,192
Well, I came to see you, of cour...
both you guys.

14
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But is Lexi here right now?

15
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- Lexi!
- Thank you.

16
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- What?
- You won't believe who's here.

17
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Oh, my gosh.

18
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- Oh, my shit!
- Surprise!

19
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Oh, my God, what the...
What are you doing here?

20
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- It's good to see you, too.
- Why are you here?

21
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Oh, goddamn, where do I begin? Let...

22
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- No, you're not coming in this house.
- All beat up.

23
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That's right. What-what the fuck...

24
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All right, well, I'll tell you...

25
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Why are you here?

26
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- Yeah.
- Well.

27
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- Why are you here?
- Mom, can you give me a minute?

28
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I just wanted to come in
and hang for a couple of days.

29
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- No, you're not coming in here.
- You're not coming in my house.

30
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Mom, can you...
can you just go inside?

31
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What the fuck, Mikey?

32
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I-I know, I know this is unexpected.

33
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Oh, nothing with you is unexpected.

34
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You still got that sass!

35
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Look, I don't know what you want,
but I can't help you,

36
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so it doesn't matter
how or why you're here. Go away!

37
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Hey, Lil.

38
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Ma! Goddamnit.

39
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I don't want to be here, all right?
This is embarrassing for me.

40
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- I don't want you here either.
- You think I want to show up like this?

41
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I got my ass fuckin' kicked.
I just need a place to crash.

42
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- Why can't you be cool?
- Does it look like a hotel?

43
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Really? It's like that?

44
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Can you get off the property, please?

45
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What, why? What are you
going to fucking do? Really?

46
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You want me to call the cops?
I'll call the cops. I'm calling the cops.

47
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- Fuck!
- Ten, nine, eight...

48
00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,776
- God...
- ...seven... Faster.

49
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I'm technically off the property,
so you can't call the cops,

50
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because I'm on public land
respecting your boundaries!

51
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Can you keep it down?

52
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Can you come over here so I don't
have to project my voice, please?

53
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Fuck!

54
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Seriously, I just need a place
to crash for a couple of days.

55
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- What's the big deal?
- Mikey, go fuck yourself.

56
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Oh, you don't even know what I've been
through. Look at my fucking face.

57
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I just was on a bus for two days,
I had to walk here from the bus station...

58
00:05:01,552 --> 00:05:03,053
Why don't you stay with your mama?

59
00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,847
My mom's in a nursing home in Le Marque.

60
00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,057
A care home. I can't sleep there.

61
00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,102
- Mikey, what do you want?
- Oh, my God...

62
00:05:10,186 --> 00:05:12,313
- What do you want?
- I just fucking told you.

63
00:05:12,396 --> 00:05:14,732
I just need to crash for a couple days.

64
00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:17,071
- What, you want money, right? Here.
- I don't want fucking money.

65
00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:20,321
I got 22 fucking dollars.
Here, come get it.

66
00:05:20,404 --> 00:05:22,118
I can't come on your property,
come get your money.

67
00:05:22,198 --> 00:05:23,199
You should've called!

68
00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:26,285
If I would have called,
you would have said no.

69
00:05:26,368 --> 00:05:29,497
I'm still saying no,
so you fucked yourself by coming.

70
00:05:29,580 --> 00:05:31,707
Oh, please, come on, you know me.

71
00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,876
- Damn straight I do.
- You know me and you know

72
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I wouldn't be literally begging if I had
somewhere to go.

73
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And if you don't let me in, I'm going
to sleep in Tarpey fucking Park tonight.

74
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Is that what you want?

75
00:05:40,591 --> 00:05:43,302
You said you were never gonna
step a foot in Texas again.

76
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And then the world fucked me.
What can I say?

77
00:05:46,347 --> 00:05:48,807
- Peek-a-boo!
- Ma!

78
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See, your mom's saying, "Let him in,
let him in to take a shower."

79
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And the dog's like, "Oh, he's a good man,
I can tell by his nice energy."

80
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Please, let me take a fucking shower.

81
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<i>The shit
got out of fucking control.</i>

82
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<i>If I didn't see it with my own eyes,
I wouldn't believe it.</i>

83
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The place turned into a fucking trap house
right under my nose.

84
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Fucking Speigler sends me
some scraggly bitch from Ohio

85
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that he promised would be chill.
Her first night in the house,

86
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she gets in a fight and knocks
this fucking bitch out.

87
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Crack. Right in front of me.
I was like, "Holy shit!"

88
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So anyway, she bounced.

89
00:06:38,774 --> 00:06:40,779
Now I got to fill the room
so I don't lose the month,

90
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and her friend comes and stays there
and just gets high the whole fucking time.

91
00:06:43,821 --> 00:06:45,284
Why didn't you just kick the bitch out?

92
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Well, I had seven hoes in there,
letting MS-13 deal drugs the whole time.

93
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Lil, MS-13 is a gang
you don't want to fuck with.

94
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You're good? Okay.
You need any coffee?

95
00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:54,456
All right. Sorry. So, anyway.

96
00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,126
Long story short,
I ended up hiding out in my room

97
00:06:57,209 --> 00:06:59,169
because these dudes
were straight fucking killers,

98
00:06:59,253 --> 00:07:02,218
and I didn't want to fucking get killed
so I played video games the whole time.

99
00:07:02,298 --> 00:07:04,717
Remember the house in Chatsworth?

100
00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,095
Well, this place was, like,
maybe five times bigger. Beautiful house.

101
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I had a two year lease with an option
to buy at the end of the lease, right?

102
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Well, as usual, shit got fucking crazy.

103
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I snapped,
I got up in one of those cholos' faces,

104
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because I'm not a little bitch.

105
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I came this fucking close to getting shot.
This fucking close.

106
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So then I had to crash with Kennedy.
Do you remember Kennedy?

107
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,989
Remember... Do you remember Kennedy?

108
00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:29,491
Anyway, I had to crash at Kennedy's
for like three weeks

109
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until he kicked my ass out,
because someone left his back door open

110
00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:33,912
and his cute little cat
got out and got killed.

111
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And it wasn't me, it was some dumb cunt
that he fucked the night before.

112
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I'm sorry, I don't mean to swear.
But I don't do that.

113
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Like, everyone blames me,
like, "Oh, Mikey's the bad guy."

114
00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:41,966
It's like, whatever, it's bullshit.

115
00:07:42,046 --> 00:07:45,299
So anyway, I had to crash at this place,
he kicks me out,

116
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for like three nights
I slept on the fucking street,

117
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I slept in an alleyway.
I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow.

118
00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:53,015
It's fucking bullshit.
My neck was so sore!

119
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,559
I got beat up, that's how this...
all this happened.

120
00:07:55,643 --> 00:07:57,147
Two homeless fuckers
beat the shit out of me,

121
00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,647
they took everything
except my phone and my wallet.

122
00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:03,484
And the only reason they didn't get that
is the cops showed up and arrested my ass.

123
00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:05,152
Why'd you get arrested?

124
00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:07,529
I have a feelin' there's
a whole lot more to this story.

125
00:08:07,613 --> 00:08:09,448
- I'm sure there is.
- Well, what...

126
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,534
It doesn't even matter. Look, guys,
this could be fun, this could be cool.

127
00:08:12,618 --> 00:08:15,079
I got a plan. While I was on the bus,
I thought about this.

128
00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:18,374
I gave it some serious thought.
Lil, you know I'm not a freeloader, right?

129
00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,917
- While I'm here...
- How long?

130
00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,878
- How long what?
- How long do you plan on staying?

131
00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,592
Well, I mean,
that's up to you and Lexi, of course,

132
00:08:24,672 --> 00:08:26,468
but look, I saw some hiring signs
on the way in.

133
00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:29,051
I'll go downtown tomorrow,
and I'll get a job that pays cash.

134
00:08:29,134 --> 00:08:31,887
I'll teach fucking karate if I have to.
I just got my green belt.

135
00:08:31,970 --> 00:08:34,014
And I'll make cash and I'll help out
around here.

136
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You need a man around the house.

137
00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:39,228
Okay? I already see shit's falling apart,
I can help out with all that shit, right?

138
00:08:39,311 --> 00:08:41,605
I want at least 200 a week.

139
00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:44,733
Thank you, Lil.
You're not gonna regret this.

140
00:08:44,817 --> 00:08:47,236
Seriously, thank you so much
for-for trusting me.

141
00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:50,322
Let's give it a couple of days
and see how it goes.

142
00:08:50,406 --> 00:08:51,702
Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with.

143
00:08:51,782 --> 00:08:54,284
I don't want to make you uncomfortable,
I'm here to help.

144
00:08:54,368 --> 00:08:57,579
And look, before long,
it'll be like we're still married.

145
00:08:57,663 --> 00:08:59,998
We are still married.

146
00:09:02,918 --> 00:09:06,422
Oh, my God! The backyard's a mess!
See? You need a guy around here.

147
00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,090
Dude, there's a dragonfly!

148
00:09:11,802 --> 00:09:14,722
<i>...find out when she
called you... now you traveled?</i>

149
00:09:14,805 --> 00:09:16,724
<i>- Yeah.
- How many days later?</i>

150
00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,892
<i>About three days.</i>

151
00:09:18,976 --> 00:09:20,939
<i>So she called you and said
they were in a high speed chase.</i>

152
00:09:21,019 --> 00:09:23,564
<i>She said "I was in
a high speed chase, with Dante."</i>

153
00:09:23,647 --> 00:09:25,858
- Mornin'.
- Mornin'.

154
00:09:26,859 --> 00:09:29,737
<i>He was in the car, she pulled up,</i>

155
00:09:29,820 --> 00:09:32,614
<i>- somebody told her where they were.</i>
- I love this show.

156
00:09:32,698 --> 00:09:35,367
I watch it every day, so get used to it.

157
00:09:35,451 --> 00:09:38,912
<i>And from what I was told,
they were doing like 80.</i>

158
00:09:38,996 --> 00:09:41,582
<i>Down a main street.</i>

159
00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:45,669
<i>She's trying to catch him,
and he hit a pole. A fence pole.</i>

160
00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,296
<i>What do you say happened?</i>

161
00:09:47,379 --> 00:09:50,799
<i>I was coming back from the airport,
dropping her off as she</i> stated.

162
00:09:50,883 --> 00:09:54,470
<i>And when I was at the stop sign,
I had the right of way to go...</i>

163
00:09:54,553 --> 00:09:55,763
Excuse me.

164
00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,476
<i>...another car came
straight through the stop sign.</i>

165
00:09:57,556 --> 00:09:59,808
<i>They ran the stop sign
and t-boned the car almost.</i>

166
00:09:59,892 --> 00:10:01,105
<i>They hit the front of the car...</i>

167
00:10:01,185 --> 00:10:02,731
<i>Was this your baby mother
in the other car?</i>

168
00:10:02,811 --> 00:10:03,812
<i>No.</i>

169
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,275
<i>When she calls you
and she tells you,</i>

170
00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:06,985
<i>because I believe
that conversation happened.</i>

171
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:08,192
<i>- Do you call him?
- Yes.</i>

172
00:10:08,275 --> 00:10:09,321
<i>- And what does he say?
- He like,</i>

173
00:10:09,401 --> 00:10:13,447
<i>"Man, you know that crazy broad,
it's not my fault.</i>

174
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,574
<i>She crazy, I was trying..."</i>

175
00:10:15,657 --> 00:10:18,327
<i>He was in fear for his safety
is what he told me.</i>

176
00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:19,995
<i>- Is that what you said?
- No.</i>

177
00:10:20,078 --> 00:10:21,789
<i>I don't believe you.</i>

178
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:25,584
<i>Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim
for emotional distress.</i>

179
00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:27,377
<i>I cannot wait to hear this.</i>

180
00:10:27,461 --> 00:10:30,839
Hey, Lil, I'm going to borrow
some of your ground beef, okay?

181
00:10:30,923 --> 00:10:31,965
Okay.

182
00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:38,722
Hey, Lexi. Hello?

183
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:41,767
- Yeah?
- Hey, I'm not looking too presentable,

184
00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:44,978
so I'm going to let this thing go down
before I go on these interviews.

185
00:10:45,062 --> 00:10:47,231
So a few more days, okay?

186
00:10:48,232 --> 00:10:49,608
All right?

187
00:10:49,691 --> 00:10:51,735
- Sure.
- All right, thank you.

188
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,321
<i>It was before she
started getting into my business.</i>

189
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:55,739
- <i>Really?
- Yes.</i>

190
00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:59,076
<i>So that's what your counterclaim is about?
She has caused you emotional distress?</i>

191
00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,619
<i>Not baby mama...</i>

192
00:11:00,702 --> 00:11:02,871
Put some clothes on, for Christ's sake.

193
00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:04,790
<i>- All of them do.
- Okay.</i>

194
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,792
<i>They all run together.</i>

195
00:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,711
<i>Your counterclaim is dismissed, sir.</i>

196
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:13,382
<i>Judgement in this case
is for the plaintiff, $2,902.</i>

197
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,805
Not even one men's shirt?

198
00:11:19,888 --> 00:11:22,766
Beggars can't be choosers, Mikey.

199
00:11:55,007 --> 00:11:59,761
Your last job listed
is over 17 years ago.

200
00:11:59,845 --> 00:12:02,431
That's quite a gap in employment.

201
00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:05,392
Well, you know, I've worked
almost every day for the last 17 years.

202
00:12:05,475 --> 00:12:06,647
It's just I've been self-employed.

203
00:12:06,727 --> 00:12:09,313
- What line of work?
- Oh, mostly entertainment.

204
00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:10,731
I've been living in Los Angeles,

205
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,737
that's why I have the 323 area code
right there, in case you were wondering.

206
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:16,737
Film, television,
music, entrepreneurship.

207
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,822
Okay, so why are you
interested in working here?

208
00:12:18,906 --> 00:12:20,407
Well, I'm living here now.

209
00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,659
We were estranged for a while,
I'll be honest.

210
00:12:22,743 --> 00:12:24,122
But you know, we're both from here,

211
00:12:24,202 --> 00:12:28,957
and now that we're back living here,
we decided to make a run of it.

212
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:32,044
Well, we do require some experience
or some previous training

213
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:36,006
in the service industry
and at least one reference.

214
00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:38,967
Yeah, that's going to be tricky.

215
00:12:39,051 --> 00:12:41,470
But I did work for CiCi's Pizza
in '99 and 2000.

216
00:12:41,553 --> 00:12:44,181
I think that branch I worked for closed.
I put it on there.

217
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:47,017
But, yeah, you could
contact corporate if you like.

218
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:49,978
Look, if you...
if you were incarcerated, that's okay,

219
00:12:50,062 --> 00:12:51,902
I just need something
from your parole officer.

220
00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:54,611
All right, look, I'm going
to be straight with you.

221
00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:56,068
- Tell me, I need that.
- Okay.

222
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,990
All right, look,
I'll just be honest with you, man.

223
00:12:58,070 --> 00:12:59,199
You don't recognize me, do you?

224
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,657
I'm an adult film actor.

225
00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:06,286
- Excuse me?
- A porn star. I'm a porn star.

226
00:13:08,914 --> 00:13:12,417
I know, I've been working in the adult
entertainment industry since 2001

227
00:13:12,501 --> 00:13:14,670
- and, you know, even though...
- Did you say porn?

228
00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,547
- Hey, it was fun.
- I'm sure it was.

229
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,632
Yeah, all the ladies...

230
00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:21,802
Why don't you just Google me?
Look up Mikey Saber.

231
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:23,762
- Mikey...
- Saber.

232
00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:26,181
S-A-B-E-R.

233
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:29,142
- XXX, go ahead. Search it.
- This is unbelievable.

234
00:13:29,226 --> 00:13:31,269
Yeah, that's what they say.

235
00:13:31,353 --> 00:13:34,022
Yeah, just pull that up.
Yeah, that's me right there.

236
00:13:34,106 --> 00:13:35,607
Younger me, but...

237
00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,611
- Oh, that certainly is you.
- Mm, yeah.

238
00:13:39,695 --> 00:13:43,907
Two-thousand movies, six awards,
13 nominations and Hall of Fame did that.

239
00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:47,953
Now I wanna, you now, start fresh,
and really start a new chapter,

240
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:50,455
a new life with you
and your company, ma'am.

241
00:13:50,539 --> 00:13:55,293
I'd really like to help you but, um,
my management, they would not permit this.

242
00:13:55,377 --> 00:13:57,963
I'm sorry, but you're just simply...

243
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,967
overqualified for this job.

244
00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:08,223
I'm just not sure our customers would be
comfortable with you waiting on them.

245
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,892
They may have seen one of your movies.

246
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:14,271
Later on, when you get home,
Google "Mikey Saber XXX"

247
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,276
and you'll see what I'm talking about.
It's some good shit.

248
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:17,694
- Okay. Yeah, yeah. I'll do that.
- Cool.

249
00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,214
- Thanks, man. Take care now.
- Okay.

250
00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:25,949
<i>Stripes, Food King, Dollar General.
I even went to fucking Luby's.</i>

251
00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:27,492
Nobody is hiring.

252
00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,830
At least get your assistance check.

253
00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:36,376
<i>Well, I may be able to get
you pay stubs</i>

254
00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:38,170
<i>from Brazzers or New Sensations.</i>

255
00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:39,967
<i>But I had a falling out
with one of the guys over there.</i>

256
00:14:40,047 --> 00:14:41,715
<i>It's a long story.</i>

257
00:14:41,798 --> 00:14:44,301
<i>Okay, but you need to be
a Texas resident to get benefits.</i>

258
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,345
Oh, no, I'm residing here.
I moved back in with my wife last week.

259
00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:51,349
In order to be a resident, you need
to reside here for at least 180 days.

260
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:54,102
So, why don't you come back
when you can provide me

261
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:57,564
with a Texas State ID and a copy
of your marriage license, okay?

262
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,940
Yes, ma'am.

263
00:14:59,024 --> 00:15:03,779
Also, I'm a little confused,
is your last name Davies or Saber?

264
00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:11,286
<i>During the Bill Kay Ford
Auto Show Sale-A-Thon</i>

265
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:15,582
<i>get zero percent APR for 60 to 72 months,
plus, auto show bonus cash...</i>

266
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:18,835
- Morning, Lil.
- Good morning.

267
00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:20,837
<i>...on Ford's most popular models!</i>

268
00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:52,911
<i>This has been a test
of the emergency warning system.</i>

269
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:25,485
Ernesto!

270
00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:30,782
It's me, Mikey, from high school.

271
00:16:30,866 --> 00:16:33,368
Mikey? ..

272
00:16:33,451 --> 00:16:35,495
Mikey, okay. Okay.

273
00:16:35,579 --> 00:16:38,707
- Is your mom here?
- Yeah, she's here.

274
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,042
Can I please speak with her really quick?

275
00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,211
- Yeah, she's out in the back.
- Okay.

276
00:16:43,295 --> 00:16:45,755
Out back.

277
00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:46,885
- That way.
- Yeah, out back.

278
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,342
Okay. Thanks, big dog.

279
00:17:00,604 --> 00:17:04,274
He retarded. Don't worry about it,
you know the boy is slow.

280
00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,776
That's why his head is so big.
Don't talk about the boy.

281
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,944
I don't need him.

282
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:10,447
I'm just tellin' you to calm
down, I'm gonna check his ass.

283
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,240
Pardon me, Leondria.

284
00:17:12,324 --> 00:17:14,075
Hey, it's me, Mikey.

285
00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,705
Mikey. Remember me?

286
00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,041
It's okay, it's been forever.

287
00:17:21,124 --> 00:17:23,460
It's Lil's son-in-law. Mikey.

288
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,589
- Mikey...
- Yeah, it's good to see you, ma'am.

289
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,219
What the hell are you doing around here?

290
00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:31,009
Yeah, I-I'm back in town.

291
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:33,762
It's so good to see you again, ma'am.
You look great.

292
00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,389
- Hey, I'm Mikey.
- My daughter, June.

293
00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:41,603
Oh, shit, June.
I haven't seen you since...

294
00:17:41,686 --> 00:17:43,563
Last time I saw you,
you were up to my knee.

295
00:17:43,647 --> 00:17:46,358
You've grown up. Big girl now.

296
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:51,321
So why are you back, Mr. Hollywood?

297
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:56,826
Oh, oh, well, me and the ol' lady
trying to give it another go.

298
00:17:56,910 --> 00:18:00,830
Oh, really? So you're telling me Lil
is letting you stay there?

299
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:01,998
Well, yeah, yeah.

300
00:18:02,082 --> 00:18:06,002
I mean, you know, I'm helping out,
I'm chipping in around the house.

301
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:07,796
Which is why I'm here.

302
00:18:07,879 --> 00:18:12,467
I was wondering if maybe I could
move some bud for you?

303
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:14,094
Like I did back in the day?

304
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,685
Speaking of back in the day,
you sound brand new.

305
00:18:22,686 --> 00:18:27,399
Oh, the accent, yeah.
Yeah, I had to lose it for the biz, ma'am.

306
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,026
But y'all know I'm still
a Texas boy at heart.

307
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,237
You helpin' Lil with the rent?

308
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:35,907
Of course. But,
I'm kinda cash poor at the moment.

309
00:18:35,991 --> 00:18:37,951
Do you think you could
put me on Front Street?

310
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,708
- Let's start with an ounce.
- Yeah, that'd be great.

311
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:46,543
- Thank you.
- Hey, June, hey, Le'.

312
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,129
- Hey, darlin'. How are you?
- I'm good, how are you?

313
00:18:49,212 --> 00:18:51,881
- Good, good.
- Good, good, good.

314
00:18:54,175 --> 00:18:55,885
You ladies have a nice day.

315
00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:57,220
You too, Mikey.

316
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,018
Yeah, so I kinda changed it.

317
00:19:03,101 --> 00:19:05,228
- I like the color.
- Girl, thank you.

318
00:19:08,356 --> 00:19:13,153
I bet you any goddamn money
his ass gonna smoke that shit himself.

319
00:19:13,236 --> 00:19:15,280
Well, I'm glad I gave
him some Reggie Bush.

320
00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,658
That's what I'm talking about.
You're smart, baby girl.

321
00:19:18,742 --> 00:19:21,328
- A pipe, and those baggies.
- Okay.

322
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,747
And let me get Dutch Masters.
Wait, no, no.

323
00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,669
Yeah, those.
Those papers right there, yeah-yeah.

324
00:19:25,749 --> 00:19:27,334
I'm a patriotic boy.

325
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:42,515
<i>But to do that,</i>

326
00:19:42,599 --> 00:19:48,104
<i>we must break free
from the petty politics of the past.</i>

327
00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:54,277
<i>America is a nation of believers,
dreamers, and strivers</i>

328
00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:59,574
<i>that is being led by a group
of censors, critics, and cynics.</i>

329
00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:13,088
- You weren't bullshitting.
- I don't bullshit.

330
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:15,382
Just, please, don't give me
that nicklefritz shit again,

331
00:20:15,465 --> 00:20:17,217
or I won't get repeaters.

332
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,637
- It's not nicklefritz shit, son.
- Much better.

333
00:20:23,014 --> 00:20:24,140
Ladies.

334
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,396
- Hey, Leo. Hey, June.
- Hey, darlin'.

335
00:20:29,479 --> 00:20:31,606
- How's it going? Good.
- It's going. How are you?

336
00:20:32,649 --> 00:20:35,527
Okay, okay, okay...

337
00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,628
Yes.

338
00:20:55,380 --> 00:20:56,381
Got him.

339
00:20:57,549 --> 00:20:58,591
Hello, ma'am.

340
00:20:58,675 --> 00:21:00,385
Hey, how you doin' today, honey?

341
00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,762
Doin' good.
You got men's clothes, my size?

342
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:05,098
I got a few over here hangin' up.

343
00:21:06,141 --> 00:21:08,476
I like this. You think
this is a good color on me?

344
00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:10,186
Oh, absolutely.

345
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:13,398
Let me get that. You have a fitting room?
Or I just gotta risk it?

346
00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:16,151
Yeah, I think this shirt
will look real nice on you, hun.

347
00:21:19,237 --> 00:21:21,948
If I buy all those clothes,
throw this in for a dollar.

348
00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,450
- All right. Deal. Deal.
- Okay?

349
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,243
- Sold.
- Sold.

350
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,161
Sold!

351
00:21:27,745 --> 00:21:30,206
As a token of my appreciation,

352
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:34,502
a step up from your restaurant ashtray,
and okay.

353
00:21:34,586 --> 00:21:37,297
This doesn't change anything,
but I do like it.

354
00:21:55,857 --> 00:21:58,234
Damn, dope ride.

355
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,863
Yeah, man. Can I help you?

356
00:22:01,946 --> 00:22:05,533
I'm next door.
I'm living next door.

357
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:08,203
Oh, yeah? Wait a second.

358
00:22:09,621 --> 00:22:12,123
Shit, you're Mikey!

359
00:22:12,207 --> 00:22:13,416
Yeah.

360
00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:16,252
Yeah, man, it's-it's me, man.
It's me, Lonnie.

361
00:22:17,295 --> 00:22:21,299
- Do I know you?
- Well, I mean, kinda.

362
00:22:21,382 --> 00:22:24,260
I mean, I live here, obviously.

363
00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:28,848
No, Lexi, man.
Lexi used to babysit me all the time.

364
00:22:28,932 --> 00:22:30,600
Oh, yeah.

365
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:33,978
Yeah, my parents came home one night,
y'all were humpin' in their bedroom.

366
00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,272
You jumped out the window, naked!

367
00:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,233
They called the cops on you
and everything.

368
00:22:38,316 --> 00:22:41,819
Yup, yup, now I remember.
Oh, shit, your mother hates me.

369
00:22:41,903 --> 00:22:45,114
Well, I mean, she hated you, man.
Yeah, she died.

370
00:22:45,198 --> 00:22:47,408
Oh, damn, sorry to hear that.

371
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,787
No, man, it's good, man.
I mean, it happened over a year ago.

372
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:52,830
Bladder cancer. Shit's a motherfucker.

373
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,500
Shit, that sucks.

374
00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:58,962
But, hey, we should hang out sometime.
Take a spin in this bad boy.

375
00:22:59,045 --> 00:23:01,464
Yeah, man.
What are you even doing back here?

376
00:23:01,548 --> 00:23:04,429
Oh, it's a long story, but do you think
you could take me downtown tomorrow?

377
00:23:04,509 --> 00:23:05,552
We could catch up.

378
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:08,012
Yeah, dude, I would love to,
I got nothin' else to do.

379
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:09,430
Hell, yeah. Thanks, bro.

380
00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:13,101
Hey, let's just get you some shoes
on this bitch, you're good to go.

381
00:23:13,184 --> 00:23:15,019
- Yeah, man, I can't wait.
- All right.

382
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,105
Man, welcome back, dude.

383
00:23:17,188 --> 00:23:19,482
Fuckin' Mikey, man, shit.

384
00:23:21,276 --> 00:23:23,111
Fuckin' Mikey.

385
00:23:36,833 --> 00:23:40,211
Oh, you got to be fucking kidding me.

386
00:23:42,630 --> 00:23:45,258
Hey, great life choice, guys, seriously.

387
00:23:49,262 --> 00:23:51,097
So stupid.

388
00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,898
Her doctor cut her pain meds in half,
you fucking asshole.

389
00:24:00,982 --> 00:24:02,275
Yeah, right.

390
00:24:03,693 --> 00:24:06,988
Well, this is a pimp mobile
if I ever rode in one, Lonnie.

391
00:24:07,071 --> 00:24:08,781
Man, I'm not going to lie to you, Mikey,

392
00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,784
I never thought I'd see you
back in Texas City, brother.

393
00:24:11,868 --> 00:24:16,331
- Yeah, me neither.
- God, I remember when y'all left, man.

394
00:24:16,414 --> 00:24:18,833
Y'all were like celebrities, you know.

395
00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,837
- Fuckin' two porn stars, the couple.
- Yeah? That's cool.

396
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,049
Dude, they used to show
Lexi's fuckin' videos

397
00:24:26,132 --> 00:24:28,176
at every one of the high school parties.

398
00:24:28,259 --> 00:24:31,596
And I got to brag, man,
because she was my neighbor.

399
00:24:31,679 --> 00:24:35,141
- And babysitter.
- Yeah, man! And babysitter, man.

400
00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:38,645
Look, I got 800, almost 900
subscribers on my Pornhub channel.

401
00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,855
And I got one of the highest ratings.

402
00:24:40,938 --> 00:24:43,232
And that's not just male talent,
that's overall.

403
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:45,526
I got an 81 % positive click rate.

404
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:48,071
I was at this coffee shop in the Valley
and people were like,

405
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:51,074
"Oh, shit, that's Mikey Saber..."
Right here, bro. Go right, right, right.

406
00:24:52,950 --> 00:24:56,996
Yeah, bro, they recognized me.
They're like, "Oh, that's Mikey Saber."

407
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,501
They took a picture of me,
tagged me on Instagram.

408
00:24:58,581 --> 00:25:00,750
And next thing you know,
I had a 100 new followers.

409
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:03,211
- A hundred followers?
- Yup.

410
00:25:03,294 --> 00:25:05,463
I don't even have
a hundred followers.

411
00:25:05,546 --> 00:25:08,049
Well, if you stick with me
I'll get your followers up, baby.

412
00:25:09,300 --> 00:25:10,718
Jenna Haze, man...

413
00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,762
- Jenna Haze, man.
- Oh, yeah, Jenna.

414
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:14,889
Yeah, I did at least
three scenes with her.

415
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,141
Man, she's a nasty bitch, let me tell you.

416
00:25:17,225 --> 00:25:21,729
Make it rain on that ass if you
want to see that cash, right here.

417
00:25:21,813 --> 00:25:23,815
Oh, yeah, if you'd like to see
what's in-between

418
00:25:23,898 --> 00:25:26,776
come on and throw some more green
right here, all night long.

419
00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:29,362
She ran my bill up to 1,500 bucks.

420
00:25:29,445 --> 00:25:32,699
It's like, who you callin' in Prague,
bitch? Fuck if I know!

421
00:25:32,782 --> 00:25:35,743
Shit. Yeah, but she's
a beautiful girl, man!

422
00:25:35,827 --> 00:25:36,869
I can't hear you.

423
00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,788
I said, yeah,
but she's a beautiful girl, man.

424
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,041
Oh, yeah, she's fuckin' bangin' bro!
She's bangin'!

425
00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:44,419
Oh, God, speaking of bangin'!

426
00:25:44,502 --> 00:25:45,920
I need a minute.

427
00:25:51,384 --> 00:25:54,178
Throw that green
right there for Diamond, guys.

428
00:25:55,847 --> 00:25:57,265
If you love pussy, well, hey,

429
00:25:57,348 --> 00:25:59,892
don't be shy to get up topside,
right here, right now.

430
00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:07,191
Tell your girls
there's more where that came from.

431
00:26:16,993 --> 00:26:19,704
<i>Who you trust to defend our freedom</i>

432
00:26:19,787 --> 00:26:22,832
<i>and to be faithful to the Constitution?</i>

433
00:26:36,053 --> 00:26:37,138
What?

434
00:26:37,221 --> 00:26:39,891
- What you doing?
- I'm watching TV.

435
00:26:39,974 --> 00:26:42,560
No way, what are you watching?

436
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,813
- None of your business.
- I love that show.

437
00:26:45,897 --> 00:26:47,106
Oh, my God.

438
00:26:47,190 --> 00:26:51,527
Hey, you, want to hang out and stuff?

439
00:26:52,528 --> 00:26:54,363
Do I want to hang out and stuff?

440
00:26:54,447 --> 00:26:56,783
- Yeah.
- What?

441
00:26:56,866 --> 00:26:59,410
Do you want to hook up?

442
00:26:59,494 --> 00:27:01,287
Do I want to hook up?

443
00:27:02,538 --> 00:27:04,874
Do... Do you want to fuck?

444
00:27:07,835 --> 00:27:09,545
Are you serious right now, Mikey?

445
00:27:09,629 --> 00:27:12,465
Yeah, I'm serious, keep it down,
your mom.

446
00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:15,009
Come on.

447
00:27:15,092 --> 00:27:16,844
Okay, hurry.

448
00:27:33,611 --> 00:27:37,073
- Can I get a drag? Can I get...
- Yeah.

449
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:41,410
Your body looks good.
You been working out?

450
00:27:43,830 --> 00:27:44,872
What?

451
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:48,584
So... we're done here.

452
00:27:48,668 --> 00:27:51,504
What do you mean?
What, I can't sleep here?

453
00:27:51,587 --> 00:27:53,339
- No.
- Really?

454
00:27:53,422 --> 00:27:56,092
Go back to the sofa. Come on.

455
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:58,845
- Okay.
- Jesus. Oh, my God.

456
00:28:20,825 --> 00:28:21,826
That was fun.

457
00:28:28,958 --> 00:28:31,502
Sophie, I fucked your mom last night.

458
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:33,713
- Oh, my God, can you keep it down?
- Oh, stop.

459
00:28:33,796 --> 00:28:35,339
- Shut your...
- You love it.

460
00:28:37,091 --> 00:28:40,261
Don't think this is
gonna become a regular thing.

461
00:28:45,975 --> 00:28:48,102
Think you can cut the lawn today?

462
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,761
That's... That's right, I'm back.

463
00:29:21,844 --> 00:29:23,850
- I'm back in town, you've seen me before.
- I thought I'd seen you.

464
00:29:23,930 --> 00:29:26,140
Don't act like you ain't seen me,
she recognizes me.

465
00:29:28,017 --> 00:29:32,396
You know, in high school
I beat this guy's ass like 25 years ago.

466
00:29:32,480 --> 00:29:35,983
We had a misunderstanding on the
basketball court over a basketball game.

467
00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:46,410
Mom, we just want to say,
happy birthday.

468
00:29:46,494 --> 00:29:47,828
Oh, well, thank you.

469
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,708
Thank you, honey!

470
00:29:55,252 --> 00:29:58,047
I guess you can set it down.
Thank y'all for comin' out!

471
00:30:19,568 --> 00:30:21,404
- Zena. Zena Valentine.
- Yeah.

472
00:30:21,487 --> 00:30:23,280
Zena... Melissa. Yeah.

473
00:30:23,364 --> 00:30:25,282
Yeah, man, you were
in a bunch of her scenes.

474
00:30:25,366 --> 00:30:27,410
She was in a bunch
of my scenes, technically.

475
00:30:27,493 --> 00:30:29,286
But, yeah, that was my girl after Lexi.

476
00:30:29,370 --> 00:30:32,873
Bitch goes and marries some
rich software dork she met in Vegas.

477
00:30:32,957 --> 00:30:35,626
I think they have a kid,
they live in Salt Lake or something.

478
00:30:35,710 --> 00:30:37,545
Boring fucking life.

479
00:30:37,628 --> 00:30:39,922
- Wow, man...
- Yeah. Who do you think discovered her?

480
00:30:40,006 --> 00:30:42,675
I got her signed to Renegade,
I taught her the pole.

481
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,636
I dealt with her crazy
drugged out ass for a year, man.

482
00:30:46,637 --> 00:30:49,181
As soon as the bitch's head gets big,
they betray you.

483
00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,771
That's what happened with Lexi, you know.

484
00:30:51,851 --> 00:30:53,644
- Really? Lexi?
- Yeah.

485
00:30:53,728 --> 00:30:56,230
Jules Jordan bought her out
from under me for ten grand

486
00:30:56,313 --> 00:30:58,315
the first chance he got, that fucker.

487
00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,109
Wait, he bought her?

488
00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:03,112
Yeah, he paid her ten grand to betray me,
but the joke's on Jules, though.

489
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,156
She went from doing roxies to smokin' tar

490
00:31:05,239 --> 00:31:07,700
the minute I wasn't there
to straighten her ass out.

491
00:31:07,783 --> 00:31:11,037
We were together for five years.
Five fuckin' years.

492
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:13,164
She won two AVN's under my watch.

493
00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:16,751
She leaves me, bitch gets shot out
in nine months, couldn't book shit.

494
00:31:16,834 --> 00:31:18,255
And then she goes
and moves in with mommy

495
00:31:18,335 --> 00:31:21,088
exactly one year
after she left me high and dry.

496
00:31:21,172 --> 00:31:23,257
- Shit.
- Yeah, shit is right.

497
00:31:23,340 --> 00:31:25,134
Hey, is Whispers in Galveston still open?

498
00:31:32,850 --> 00:31:36,062
You're not leavin'
that dirty glass in the sink. No, sir.

499
00:31:37,063 --> 00:31:39,023
- Okay.
- Clean it up.

500
00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:49,784
That's right, we all do our share.

501
00:31:49,867 --> 00:31:51,702
Wait. Where do you think you're going?

502
00:31:51,786 --> 00:31:53,871
What about the others?
Those are yours, too.

503
00:31:53,954 --> 00:31:56,123
The last three houses
I lived in had dishwashers.

504
00:31:56,207 --> 00:31:57,670
I'm not doing the dishes.
I don't do dishes.

505
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,252
You do not live here.
This is my kitchen.

506
00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,713
If you can't follow the rules...
Out! Out! Out!

507
00:32:02,797 --> 00:32:04,343
I'm tired of you talking to me
like a little kid.

508
00:32:04,423 --> 00:32:06,884
- Hey, Lexi!
- Don't you disrespect your mother-in-law!

509
00:32:06,967 --> 00:32:10,012
Your mom's starting shit with me.
Can you please inform her I'm not a dick?

510
00:32:10,096 --> 00:32:12,932
- Why would I lie to my mother?
- Oh, you too, Really?

511
00:32:13,015 --> 00:32:14,812
You're just going to turn on me
like that, after every...

512
00:32:14,892 --> 00:32:17,898
- I've been mowing the fucking lawn.
- Oh, my God, you've been mowing the lawn.

513
00:32:17,978 --> 00:32:19,942
- What? Yeah, I've been mowing the lawn.
- Jesus Christ, Mikey.

514
00:32:20,022 --> 00:32:21,527
You've been leaving
dirty dishes in the sink.

515
00:32:21,607 --> 00:32:23,359
- Yeah.
- You haven't given me a dime.

516
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,239
- That's right.
- I know, but I'm gonna pay you guys,

517
00:32:25,319 --> 00:32:27,199
and look, I've been walkin' the dog,
I'm providing protection.

518
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:29,201
She's an outside dog!
She doesn't need walkin', Mikey!

519
00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,786
I provide security. I've been helpin' out.

520
00:32:30,866 --> 00:32:31,996
Do we need a security guard, Mom?

521
00:32:32,076 --> 00:32:33,831
- Oh, come on.
- I didn't know we hired a security guard.

522
00:32:33,911 --> 00:32:35,996
Yeah, you got... you're safe now
because I'm here.

523
00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,833
You're always on my couch.
You've been drinking all my Ensures.

524
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:40,501
Listen, I've been trying to get a job.

525
00:32:40,584 --> 00:32:43,546
- You've been here for three weeks now!
- I want you out of here now.

526
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:47,133
Wait a minute, Lil, listen, listen.
I know I said I'd help out with the rent.

527
00:32:47,216 --> 00:32:48,968
- You did. You did.
- I know, let me finish.

528
00:32:49,051 --> 00:32:50,222
I know I said I'd help out with the rent.

529
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:51,137
Yeah.

530
00:32:51,220 --> 00:32:55,057
- So I'm not gonna help out with the rent.
- Well, get the fuck out then!

531
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:57,685
I'm going to pay the whole goddamn thing!

532
00:32:59,395 --> 00:33:00,980
Now you're talkin'.

533
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:03,607
August is on Mikey, motherfuckers! Yeah!

534
00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,696
Look how your eyes light up
like a little Christmas tree.

535
00:33:05,776 --> 00:33:07,656
- The whole month? The whole month?
- Yes, the whole month.

536
00:33:07,736 --> 00:33:09,905
- Okay.
- So let's go get some fuckin' donuts,

537
00:33:09,989 --> 00:33:12,199
on me, 'cause I take care
of shit around here.

538
00:33:12,283 --> 00:33:14,201
And whatever fuckin' donuts
you want, let's go.

539
00:33:14,285 --> 00:33:17,496
I just wanted to get you guys
taken care of, okay?

540
00:33:17,580 --> 00:33:18,873
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

541
00:33:18,956 --> 00:33:20,374
My favorite place.

542
00:33:20,457 --> 00:33:22,793
I know, Lil, you love this place.

543
00:33:24,044 --> 00:33:26,088
I might have one bite.
I don't know. I'll see.

544
00:33:26,172 --> 00:33:27,718
You think it's too late
for me to get coffee?

545
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,466
You can get coffee whenever you want.

546
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,972
I just don't think it's going to be
the best coffee in the world.

547
00:33:32,052 --> 00:33:35,723
Here, look, I even got the door.
I got the door. I got the door.

548
00:33:35,806 --> 00:33:36,849
Thank you.

549
00:33:36,932 --> 00:33:38,934
- Here we are.
- Good evening.

550
00:33:39,018 --> 00:33:41,520
- Hello. Whatever these ladies want.
- Hello.

551
00:33:41,604 --> 00:33:43,689
- Okay.
- I want donut holes

552
00:33:43,772 --> 00:33:45,858
and jelly filled donut and a cappuccino.

553
00:33:45,941 --> 00:33:47,822
There you go, make it a large.
Give her an extra-large cup.

554
00:33:47,902 --> 00:33:49,111
- For here or to-go?
- Here.

555
00:33:49,195 --> 00:33:51,155
- What do you want, for here?
- Yeah.

556
00:33:51,238 --> 00:33:52,740
We're just gonna go?

557
00:33:52,823 --> 00:33:54,283
We're gonna eat it just on the road?

558
00:33:54,366 --> 00:33:57,703
Give her the largest cappuccino that you
got, and whatever drink she wants.

559
00:33:57,786 --> 00:34:00,209
- I'll have a small coffee.
- Give her a large, now's the time.

560
00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:01,957
- Give her a large.
- Large coffee, then.

561
00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:03,918
- With lots of cream.
- Sure.

562
00:34:04,001 --> 00:34:05,840
- And a little bit of sugar.
- What other donuts do you want?

563
00:34:05,920 --> 00:34:09,840
- She likes pink.
- Yeah, pink sparkle, please.

564
00:34:09,924 --> 00:34:11,967
Give her the pink sparkles,
whatever she wants.

565
00:34:12,051 --> 00:34:14,762
Oh, can I get a chocolate too?
Can I get a chocolate. Thank you.

566
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,556
- Whatever they want, okay?
- Donut holes, baby.

567
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,849
Yeah, get the donut holes.

568
00:34:18,933 --> 00:34:20,563
Yeah, this is the day
to get everything you want.

569
00:34:20,643 --> 00:34:22,106
This is the day
that the Lord had money.

570
00:34:22,186 --> 00:34:24,313
- Mister moneybags, here.
- And... thank you.

571
00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,858
Look at that,
We got the holes, you're good.

572
00:34:27,942 --> 00:34:29,947
Is that enough for you guys?
You should get it while we're here.

573
00:34:30,027 --> 00:34:32,488
'Cause this is it. All right,
there you go. Is that one yours?

574
00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:34,034
- Is that the cappuccino?
- Cappuccino.

575
00:34:34,114 --> 00:34:37,201
That's the biggest one they've got.
I don't know what more you want me to do.

576
00:34:37,284 --> 00:34:38,410
- All right.
- Thank you.

577
00:34:38,494 --> 00:34:41,413
You guys go ahead and sit down,
I'll grab this. How much is that?

578
00:34:41,497 --> 00:34:42,831
Six thirty-two.

579
00:34:44,458 --> 00:34:46,043
All right.

580
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:49,418
- Can I get some napkins, please?
- Thank you. Yeah.

581
00:34:50,381 --> 00:34:53,676
Alrighty, and here's your change.

582
00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:02,726
Thank you kindly.

583
00:35:10,567 --> 00:35:13,070
I'm going to save the pink sprinkle...
this one, for last.

584
00:35:13,153 --> 00:35:16,949
This one, I don't know what to do with.
I don't know what to do with that one.

585
00:35:17,032 --> 00:35:18,662
I don't know what to do with it.
Ma, look it.

586
00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:21,412
All right, I'll have one.
Just tear me half.

587
00:35:21,495 --> 00:35:23,250
- Eat the part that...
- I don't want the colored one,

588
00:35:23,330 --> 00:35:24,835
just give me half
of one of the donut balls.

589
00:35:24,915 --> 00:35:26,333
- The hole.
- Half of a donut ball?

590
00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:28,297
- I don't understand why it's a hole.
- It's a hole.

591
00:35:28,377 --> 00:35:30,379
- Well, the hole is in the middle.
- Donut balls...

592
00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:34,341
- That's where it came out of.
- Okay, that makes sense.

593
00:35:34,425 --> 00:35:37,428
This one doesn't have
enough sprinkles on it. See that?

594
00:35:37,511 --> 00:35:40,764
Would you guys... Can we wrap this up?
We got to get out of here.

595
00:35:40,848 --> 00:35:43,392
- Okay.
- Excuse... What? No, Ma, I am eating.

596
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:47,229
I am going to savor
every goddamn sparkle on this donut.

597
00:35:47,313 --> 00:35:49,898
- Keep it down.
- What? She don't care.

598
00:35:49,982 --> 00:35:52,109
I know but it's rude,
we just came in...

599
00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:55,446
Ma, are you all right?
I don't know why he's walkin' so fast.

600
00:35:55,529 --> 00:35:58,282
- Just hurry up.
- Must be a fire somewhere.

601
00:35:59,366 --> 00:36:01,869
Come on, we're full of donuts.

602
00:36:01,952 --> 00:36:04,288
- Okay, come on.
- I gotta pee.

603
00:36:04,371 --> 00:36:07,041
- Stop acting... you get so dramatic.
- I'm not acting!

604
00:36:07,124 --> 00:36:09,630
- What are you training for, a marathon?
- Lil, will you tell your daughter...

605
00:36:09,710 --> 00:36:12,504
Is this the Olympics?
Jesus fucking Christ!

606
00:36:12,588 --> 00:36:14,006
Are we going to a fire?

607
00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:16,342
Fire? What do you mean?
We're going home.

608
00:36:16,425 --> 00:36:19,845
- I'm full!
- I can't run in these shoes, Mikey.

609
00:36:19,928 --> 00:36:21,805
I don't want to throw up my cookies!

610
00:36:21,889 --> 00:36:24,266
Oh, shit, I forgot...
I forgot cigarettes.

611
00:36:24,350 --> 00:36:25,434
Oh, I got a pack.

612
00:36:25,517 --> 00:36:27,644
And I forgot rollin' papers.
I'll be right back.

613
00:36:27,728 --> 00:36:30,356
- What? All right.
- Yep.

614
00:36:55,464 --> 00:36:57,216
<i>...officers from this substation</i>

615
00:36:57,299 --> 00:37:00,010
<i>responded to back up calls
during last month's attack.</i>

616
00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:03,263
<i>And now people from Dallas
and the surrounding area</i>

617
00:37:03,347 --> 00:37:06,100
<i>are responding to Chief Brown's
call to service,</i>

618
00:37:06,183 --> 00:37:09,311
<i>going from protest march
to police academy.</i>

619
00:37:09,395 --> 00:37:14,024
<i>Become a part
of the solution, serve your communities.</i>

620
00:37:14,108 --> 00:37:16,443
<i>Don't be a part of the problem.</i>

621
00:37:16,527 --> 00:37:19,488
<i>Dallas Police Chief David Brown's
challenge to people,</i>

622
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,407
<i>frustrated with the system...</i>

623
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:22,908
<i>...was met with a hardy response.</i>

624
00:37:24,326 --> 00:37:26,620
<i>Emails, phone calls,
Twitter, Facebook.</i>

625
00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:29,790
<i>"I want to join the Police Department.
Where can I apply?"</i>

626
00:37:29,873 --> 00:37:31,875
<i>Dallas Police Sergeant
George Aronda</i>

627
00:37:31,959 --> 00:37:35,295
<i>is the President of the National Latino
law enforcement organization's</i>

628
00:37:35,379 --> 00:37:37,840
<i>greater Dallas chapter.</i>

629
00:37:37,923 --> 00:37:40,926
<i>And also works on recruiting
for the Dallas Police Department.</i>

630
00:37:45,389 --> 00:37:48,892
<i>In the weeks after the attack, 467 people</i>

631
00:37:48,976 --> 00:37:51,395
<i>applied to join the Dallas Police
Department.</i>

632
00:37:51,478 --> 00:37:54,398
<i>That's nearly a 250% increase
in applications.</i>

633
00:38:34,396 --> 00:38:36,690
Hello?

634
00:38:40,277 --> 00:38:41,820
- Hi.
- May I help you?

635
00:38:41,904 --> 00:38:46,325
Hi. Yeah, the ginger that works here,
she works Tuesdays, no?

636
00:38:46,408 --> 00:38:48,744
- Ginger?
- Red-haired girl.

637
00:38:48,827 --> 00:38:49,870
Raylee.

638
00:38:49,953 --> 00:38:51,246
Raylee, yeah, Ray...

639
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,749
I called her a ginger, but Raylee.
Yeah, Raylee.

640
00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,629
- Are you friend of hers?
- Very good friends with her.

641
00:38:55,709 --> 00:38:56,919
I just wanted to come say hi.

642
00:38:57,002 --> 00:39:00,464
Yeah, I always get Tuesdays
and Wednesdays mixed up. So...

643
00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,382
Yeah, she doesn't work Tuesdays.

644
00:39:02,466 --> 00:39:05,886
Right, okay. Yeah, I'll just give her
a call or a text or whatever.

645
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:11,850
But-but she does
work Wednesdays, right?

646
00:39:11,934 --> 00:39:14,895
- Yeah, she works Wednesdays.
- Okay. Okay, thought so, yeah.

647
00:39:14,978 --> 00:39:17,564
- You want a donut?
- How much?

648
00:39:31,912 --> 00:39:33,330
Top of the morning to you.

649
00:39:33,413 --> 00:39:34,793
Good morning, sir.
What can I grab you?

650
00:39:34,873 --> 00:39:37,459
It's Mikey, not sir, I'm not that old.

651
00:39:37,543 --> 00:39:38,964
All right, pleased to meet you, Mikey.

652
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,796
- What's your name?
- Raylee.

653
00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,299
Raylee, that's a beautiful name.
What do you recommend?

654
00:39:44,383 --> 00:39:45,634
Depends on what you like.

655
00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:49,513
- Um, custard one is good, jelly is sweet.
- Mm.

656
00:39:49,596 --> 00:39:51,640
Glazed is a favorite.

657
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:53,100
Is that your favorite?

658
00:39:53,183 --> 00:39:55,435
I may... I may have to try that one.

659
00:39:55,519 --> 00:39:58,397
What did the donuts
do on their first date?

660
00:39:58,480 --> 00:39:59,523
I beg your pardon?

661
00:39:59,606 --> 00:40:01,111
What did the donuts do
on their first date?

662
00:40:01,191 --> 00:40:04,736
- I don't know.
- They <i>glazed</i> into each other's eyes.

663
00:40:04,820 --> 00:40:06,530
That's so stupid.

664
00:40:06,613 --> 00:40:08,577
But I can't believe
I haven't heard that one before.

665
00:40:08,657 --> 00:40:10,162
Well, I wrote it,
you couldn't have heard it.

666
00:40:10,242 --> 00:40:12,286
I kinda write donut jokes on the side,

667
00:40:12,369 --> 00:40:14,788
- it's one of my many talents.
- Okay.

668
00:40:14,871 --> 00:40:16,168
Yeah, but I'm thinkin', I don't know,

669
00:40:16,248 --> 00:40:20,168
maybe I'll just go with the chocolate,
and got to get some milk.

670
00:40:20,252 --> 00:40:22,337
You guys go ahead,
I'm gonna need a minute.

671
00:40:22,421 --> 00:40:24,339
- Thank you, brother.
- Hi, what can I grab ya?

672
00:40:24,423 --> 00:40:30,971
I would like a large coffee, please,
one hazel cream and two chocolate donuts.

673
00:40:31,054 --> 00:40:33,557
Alrighty, help yourself to the cream.

674
00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:35,183
And what can I get for you, sir?

675
00:40:35,267 --> 00:40:39,146
I'll get a coffee black, and a filled
donut, and that'll be it for me.

676
00:40:39,229 --> 00:40:41,469
- Sweet. Can they share the same bag?
- Yes, that's fine.

677
00:40:43,066 --> 00:40:44,568
Good to conserve.

678
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,903
Alrighty, and your coffee
is coming right up, sir.

679
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:50,699
Good morning.

680
00:40:50,782 --> 00:40:54,369
- What's the damage?
- 6.32.

681
00:40:54,453 --> 00:40:55,912
- Here you go.
- Out of ten.

682
00:41:02,294 --> 00:41:04,671
Hey, Ms. Phan, can I get
some help out here?

683
00:41:05,672 --> 00:41:07,007
Thank you.

684
00:41:07,090 --> 00:41:09,760
- Oh, there's your tip.
- Thank you.

685
00:41:09,843 --> 00:41:11,386
Next customer, please.

686
00:41:11,470 --> 00:41:13,764
Hey, when do things
slow down around here?

687
00:41:13,847 --> 00:41:15,682
- Excuse me?
- What time does it wind down?

688
00:41:15,766 --> 00:41:17,643
We are slammed until like two-ish.

689
00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:18,852
I'll see you at two.

690
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,604
- Next customer, please.
- Okay.

691
00:41:20,687 --> 00:41:22,606
I'm sorry about that.
What would you like?

692
00:41:41,958 --> 00:41:45,420
I'm back, just like I promised.
I'm a man of my word.

693
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:47,714
So, in the future,
you can always rely on me.

694
00:41:47,798 --> 00:41:49,758
Back to tell more donut jokes?

695
00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:52,427
No, that was actually the only
donut joke I had,

696
00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:54,554
and it took me a very long time
to write that one.

697
00:41:54,638 --> 00:41:56,184
That's all I got. Why? Do you have any?

698
00:41:56,264 --> 00:42:01,645
Actually, I do.
Um, what do you call a Jamaican donut?

699
00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:06,066
I like where this is going.
Give me a minute.

700
00:42:06,149 --> 00:42:11,154
- Jamaican donut... I'm stumped.
- CinnaMon...

701
00:42:12,698 --> 00:42:15,200
I gotta go.
No, no, seriously, that was really...

702
00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:17,369
That hurt my feelings, that was terrible.

703
00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:18,954
That's okay, I forgive you.

704
00:42:19,037 --> 00:42:22,082
- So, Raylee, I'm thinking...
- Call me Strawberry.

705
00:42:23,542 --> 00:42:24,710
Call you what?

706
00:42:24,793 --> 00:42:26,503
- Strawberry.
- Strawberry?

707
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:28,046
Everybody calls me that.

708
00:42:28,130 --> 00:42:31,216
You're kidding. Okay.
How old are you?

709
00:42:31,299 --> 00:42:33,135
- Who's asking?
- Me.

710
00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:34,678
- Why?
- Come on.

711
00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:38,223
- I'm old enough.
- For what?

712
00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:41,643
Oh, God. I'll be 18 in three weeks, okay?

713
00:42:42,644 --> 00:42:44,604
I knew it, you're too old for me.

714
00:42:46,648 --> 00:42:50,277
Anyway, Strawberry...
I can't believe that's your name.

715
00:42:50,360 --> 00:42:53,029
I don't know what donut to get.
I need your help.

716
00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:55,490
I really like the look
of those donut holes.

717
00:42:55,574 --> 00:42:59,202
And those... You know, do you frost...
do the sprinkles, do you do those?

718
00:42:59,286 --> 00:43:02,289
- Who makes them?
- I do the sprinkles and I fill the cream.

719
00:43:02,372 --> 00:43:03,540
- You fill the cream?
- Yeah.

720
00:43:03,623 --> 00:43:06,254
I just want the ones that you make.
I want the ones that you cream-fill.

721
00:43:06,334 --> 00:43:08,879
Does that sound...
Oh, I don't want to get you in trouble.

722
00:43:10,130 --> 00:43:15,218
I'm thinking maybe a chocolate round.
Or maybe I'll get a strawberry-filled.

723
00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:17,846
No pun intended.

724
00:43:17,929 --> 00:43:19,681
I don't think she likes me very much.

725
00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:21,683
I don't think
she likes anyone very much.

726
00:43:21,767 --> 00:43:24,519
Yeah, she's a mean boss. Anyway, okay.

727
00:43:24,603 --> 00:43:26,772
So, yes, I've decided. Chocolate round.

728
00:43:27,773 --> 00:43:32,527
Okay, but you want chocolate sprinkles?
Chocolate cake?

729
00:43:32,611 --> 00:43:34,196
Chocolate Bavarian cream?

730
00:43:34,279 --> 00:43:36,072
There's all those different chocolates?

731
00:43:36,156 --> 00:43:40,285
Oh, no, now I got to stay here for a few
more hours and decide. Son of a bitch.

732
00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,541
Are you trying to keep me here?
'Cause I'll sit in the corner

733
00:43:42,621 --> 00:43:44,501
and contemplate this for a while
until you get off.

734
00:43:44,581 --> 00:43:46,082
What time do you get off?

735
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,959
<i>Oh, feels so fucking good!</i>

736
00:43:48,043 --> 00:43:50,587
Oh, shit! Fuck, yeah, babe!

737
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:52,672
- Yeah. You like that shit,
- Oh, yeah.

738
00:43:52,756 --> 00:43:56,218
You like that big dick inside of you!
You little fucking slut!

739
00:43:57,928 --> 00:44:01,097
- Not bad,
- No, not bad at all.

740
00:44:01,181 --> 00:44:04,017
And I didn't even have to take
one of my magic pills.

741
00:44:07,771 --> 00:44:09,606
I didn't know you were using them.

742
00:44:09,689 --> 00:44:10,991
Well, yeah.

743
00:44:11,274 --> 00:44:14,277
You remember how hard it is
to keep wood on set all day.

744
00:44:14,361 --> 00:44:16,071
Yeah.

745
00:44:16,154 --> 00:44:18,824
Remember when Kristina Rose
almost broke it off?

746
00:44:18,907 --> 00:44:20,784
Oh, I do. I do.

747
00:44:20,867 --> 00:44:24,329
- I'm surprised it even works at all.
- Oh, it sure works.

748
00:44:24,412 --> 00:44:26,873
Oh, yeah.

749
00:44:30,710 --> 00:44:34,339
Love the exterior decorating, sir.
It's looking spiffy.

750
00:44:41,805 --> 00:44:44,099
All right, Dad, we'll be back around five.

751
00:44:48,687 --> 00:44:50,272
You think he remembers me?

752
00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,149
Man, ever since my mom died,

753
00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:55,986
all he cares about
is keeping this place immaculate.

754
00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,030
Matter of fact,

755
00:44:59,114 --> 00:45:02,200
I've been screwed out of Male Performer
of the Year literally five times.

756
00:45:02,284 --> 00:45:04,661
But you know what?
I don't say shit, it's all good.

757
00:45:04,744 --> 00:45:05,787
I'm a team player.

758
00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:09,249
Almost every single girl I did a scene
with started fucking me off-camera, right,

759
00:45:09,332 --> 00:45:12,168
but the agents hate that shit.
But what do they expect, you know?

760
00:45:12,252 --> 00:45:14,504
Girl comes by my model house,

761
00:45:14,588 --> 00:45:16,840
they see my hall of fame trophy
on the mantelpiece.

762
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:19,426
They're like "Oh, my God,
he's famous for fucking."

763
00:45:19,509 --> 00:45:21,386
Wait, you used to have
your own model house?

764
00:45:21,469 --> 00:45:23,388
I had three model houses, bro.

765
00:45:23,471 --> 00:45:26,892
And the last one?
That was a savage ass house.

766
00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,477
'Til I started letting agents
book bottom bitches in there.

767
00:45:29,561 --> 00:45:30,562
Bottom bitches?

768
00:45:30,645 --> 00:45:32,984
Yeah, bottom bitches are technically
the best of the hookers,

769
00:45:33,064 --> 00:45:34,399
but they are still the hookers,

770
00:45:34,482 --> 00:45:36,822
and that's what they started sending me,
was the fucking hookers.

771
00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:38,323
And that's when everything went to shit.

772
00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:40,989
'Cause see, once a porn chick
gets a hooker mentality,

773
00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,075
they become a fucking nightmare.
A real pain in my ass.

774
00:45:44,159 --> 00:45:45,827
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

775
00:45:45,911 --> 00:45:47,829
Dude, I forgot
how hot Gulf Coast bitches are.

776
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:50,373
I saw this girl over by the donut shop
at the refinery.

777
00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:53,001
She works there, smokin' hot.
Gorgeous, drop dead gorgeous.

778
00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:55,253
And get this, 17 years old.

779
00:45:55,337 --> 00:45:57,714
Legal as an eagle.

780
00:45:57,797 --> 00:45:59,132
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

781
00:46:02,177 --> 00:46:05,221
Hey, man,
see that strip of land over there?

782
00:46:05,305 --> 00:46:06,681
Yeah?

783
00:46:06,765 --> 00:46:09,017
Thems the Texas Killing Fields, brother.

784
00:46:16,358 --> 00:46:17,943
- Strawberry.
- Yeah?

785
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:20,403
- You blaze, right?
- Why? Are you a cop?

786
00:46:20,487 --> 00:46:22,739
Let's go smoke one.

787
00:46:22,822 --> 00:46:25,492
Hey, Ms. Phan. Can I take my ten?

788
00:46:38,171 --> 00:46:40,382
<i>So, what do you do in L.A.?</i>

789
00:46:40,465 --> 00:46:41,967
I'm in entertainment.

790
00:46:42,050 --> 00:46:45,470
I knew it.
You have that Hollywood vibe.

791
00:46:45,553 --> 00:46:47,430
- Yeah? You think?
- Yeah.

792
00:46:47,514 --> 00:46:51,351
So what do you do in entertainment?

793
00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:53,645
Manager/agent.

794
00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,605
- Like for actors?
- Yeah.

795
00:46:55,689 --> 00:46:57,357
That weed is good, right?

796
00:46:57,440 --> 00:47:00,944
If you or your friends want any,
I can get a whole bunch more, no problem.

797
00:47:02,946 --> 00:47:07,993
So you live in Hollywood, managing actors,

798
00:47:08,076 --> 00:47:11,371
but you're in Texas City, riding a bike,

799
00:47:11,454 --> 00:47:13,373
sellin' weed
and hittin' on high schoolers?

800
00:47:13,456 --> 00:47:16,042
Well, my Camaro is in L.A., you know?

801
00:47:16,126 --> 00:47:19,754
I wasn't going to drive all the way
to Texas, it's like a three day drive.

802
00:47:20,755 --> 00:47:24,384
All right, look, I'm here
taking care of my mom, all right?

803
00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:25,844
She's not doing too well.

804
00:47:27,554 --> 00:47:29,639
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right.

805
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,726
But you're a good son
for being there for your mom.

806
00:47:32,809 --> 00:47:33,810
I am?

807
00:47:35,854 --> 00:47:40,734
By the way, who smokes joints anymore?
That's so old-many.

808
00:47:40,817 --> 00:47:43,069
That was fun,
we should do that again sometime.

809
00:47:43,153 --> 00:47:45,447
Yeah, I'll smoke your weed anytime.

810
00:47:46,656 --> 00:47:50,785
Hey, by the way, you can move all your
shit on the hardhats from the refinery.

811
00:47:50,869 --> 00:47:53,955
I see them at the end of their shift
and they want to kill themselves.

812
00:47:54,039 --> 00:47:58,251
- See you later, alligator.
- In a while, crocodile.

813
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:11,806
<i>Did a dress designer cause
a prom queen to be late for the ball?</i>

814
00:48:18,772 --> 00:48:20,565
- Oh, shit!
- Oh, my gosh.

815
00:48:20,648 --> 00:48:24,277
I'm sorry. Sorry, Lil. Oh, man.

816
00:48:26,738 --> 00:48:27,781
I'm sorry.

817
00:48:27,864 --> 00:48:29,532
I thought you found my couch comfy.

818
00:48:29,616 --> 00:48:32,243
Oh, I do, I just... I sleep au natural.

819
00:48:32,327 --> 00:48:34,412
- Cut the shit.
- My bad.

820
00:48:43,004 --> 00:48:46,299
Mikey, all seriousness,

821
00:48:46,382 --> 00:48:48,676
I appreciate you taking care of the bills.

822
00:48:48,760 --> 00:48:52,889
That way it keeps Lexi
from being on the Craigslist.

823
00:48:54,224 --> 00:48:56,476
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- I under... Yeah.

824
00:48:56,559 --> 00:49:00,271
So I need to know, are you in or out?

825
00:49:00,355 --> 00:49:03,942
If you're in, I welcome you here.

826
00:49:04,025 --> 00:49:05,652
All right, hey, great.

827
00:49:05,735 --> 00:49:08,905
'Cause if you're out,
don't let the door hit you in the ass.

828
00:49:08,988 --> 00:49:10,240
- I'm in. I'm in.
- Okay.

829
00:49:10,323 --> 00:49:12,784
I'm-I'm paying the fucking rent,
I pay for groceries...

830
00:49:12,867 --> 00:49:16,246
This is about my baby.
I don't want her getting hurt anymore.

831
00:49:16,329 --> 00:49:19,374
I don't want her doin' clients anymore.

832
00:49:19,457 --> 00:49:22,794
It's too dangerous.
I never know when she's coming home.

833
00:49:23,878 --> 00:49:25,338
So it's up to you.

834
00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,968
I'm in. Okay. I'm in.

835
00:49:31,386 --> 00:49:32,387
- Okay.
- I'm here.

836
00:49:32,470 --> 00:49:33,763
- Okay.
- All right?

837
00:49:33,847 --> 00:49:37,058
- Good. Thank you.
- You're welcome.

838
00:49:40,645 --> 00:49:42,939
Anything else? Am I good to go?

839
00:49:43,982 --> 00:49:46,901
Yes. As long as I don't
see your junk anymore.

840
00:49:46,985 --> 00:49:48,653
Deal.

841
00:49:48,736 --> 00:49:51,906
- Your mom's still a trip.
- I know.

842
00:49:53,533 --> 00:49:55,410
- In a good way.
- Yeah.

843
00:49:56,744 --> 00:49:58,163
She's a piece of work.

844
00:50:04,085 --> 00:50:06,546
That smokestack,
second one from the left.

845
00:50:06,629 --> 00:50:10,383
- Is that new? Has that always been there?
- No, that's always been there.

846
00:50:10,466 --> 00:50:11,593
- Really?
- Yeah.

847
00:50:11,676 --> 00:50:14,179
- I don't remember.
- Yeah, Ma calls that one ' Smokey.

848
00:50:23,813 --> 00:50:25,481
It's my ex's truck.

849
00:50:26,900 --> 00:50:29,110
He was supposed
to pick it up two years ago.

850
00:50:30,904 --> 00:50:32,071
Still hasn't.

851
00:50:41,164 --> 00:50:42,790
It just needs new wheels.

852
00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:50,215
Well, I know you guys get tested,
which is why I got this, synthetic piss.

853
00:50:50,298 --> 00:50:53,509
I'll throw it in free with an ounce,
other than that, ten bucks a pop.

854
00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:55,553
But, yeah, I got you
if you guys ever need it.

855
00:50:55,637 --> 00:50:58,014
You know, I don't want you guys
getting fired and shit.

856
00:50:58,097 --> 00:51:00,767
Don't drink it, I mean,
unless you're into that kind of shit.

857
00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:03,978
- Good night, Ms. Phan!
- Good night.

858
00:51:04,062 --> 00:51:05,188
Good night.

859
00:51:06,356 --> 00:51:08,316
See you later, alligator.

860
00:51:08,399 --> 00:51:10,735
- Do you want a ride home?
- No, I'm good.

861
00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:11,945
Throw it in the back.

862
00:51:12,028 --> 00:51:15,281
- Well... yeah?
- Yeah, throw it in the back.

863
00:51:15,365 --> 00:51:16,491
Okay.

864
00:51:20,119 --> 00:51:21,996
- Which way?
- Go left here, go left here.

865
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,917
We're getting close.

866
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,128
I really appreciate you driving me home.

867
00:51:30,296 --> 00:51:33,258
- It's a nice area,
- It's fancy.

868
00:51:33,341 --> 00:51:36,678
I just wanted to buy my mom
something nice to retire in, you know.

869
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:39,264
- That's real sweet of you.
- Yeah.

870
00:51:39,347 --> 00:51:41,349
All right. It's right up here.

871
00:51:41,432 --> 00:51:43,726
We're getting...
Yep, right there. There it is.

872
00:51:45,353 --> 00:51:48,690
Maybe... Can you turn it down?
'Cause I don't want to wake up my mom.

873
00:51:48,773 --> 00:51:50,775
Yeah. This is fancy.

874
00:51:50,858 --> 00:51:52,652
Yeah, it's nice.

875
00:51:52,735 --> 00:51:55,154
I'd invite you in, but like I said,

876
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:57,115
you know, my mom's feelin' sick,

877
00:51:57,198 --> 00:51:59,075
and she don't take
too kindly to strangers.

878
00:51:59,158 --> 00:52:01,286
She's just not all there
up there right now.

879
00:52:01,369 --> 00:52:04,247
No, yeah.
Probably not a good idea anyway.

880
00:52:04,330 --> 00:52:05,999
Yeah. So, thanks for the ride.

881
00:52:06,082 --> 00:52:08,293
Anytime. I work on Wednesday.

882
00:52:08,376 --> 00:52:10,211
Oh, well, I'll see you Wednesday.

883
00:52:10,295 --> 00:52:11,296
- Okay.
- Okay.

884
00:52:43,202 --> 00:52:45,788
<i>Look, I'm just glad weed
is still illegal in Texas.</i>

885
00:52:45,872 --> 00:52:50,418
You guys have no idea how hard it is
to move flower in Cali right now.

886
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,504
I mean, yeah, you know, I'm selling it
to the bitches at my model house,

887
00:52:53,588 --> 00:52:56,466
but besides that, felons and illegals.

888
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,803
Hey, don't mess with big oil.

889
00:53:00,887 --> 00:53:03,723
TCPD kills next to them Valero guys.

890
00:53:03,806 --> 00:53:07,643
That goes without saying.
But, you know, keeping it on the DL

891
00:53:07,727 --> 00:53:09,524
has been the secret
to my success all these years.

892
00:53:09,604 --> 00:53:12,815
How do you think I stayed out of prison?
How do you think I never got shot?

893
00:53:12,899 --> 00:53:15,985
- Mom, where's the hot sauce?
- Where the hell it always been.

894
00:53:17,320 --> 00:53:19,072
No hot sauce, Mom, I don't see it.

895
00:53:19,155 --> 00:53:21,282
Did you look in your bedroom?
You were eatin' pizza...

896
00:53:21,366 --> 00:53:23,242
Oh, my God, Mom...
Where's the hot sauce?

897
00:53:23,326 --> 00:53:24,414
Why would he take it in the room?

898
00:53:24,494 --> 00:53:26,662
You laughin',
but you were eatin' pizza there.

899
00:53:26,746 --> 00:53:28,623
Mom, I checked everywhere in the kitchen!

900
00:53:28,706 --> 00:53:30,670
Where's the hot sauce?
Hey, man, what are you lookin' at?

901
00:53:30,750 --> 00:53:32,870
- This ain't got nothin' to do with you.
- No... fine.

902
00:53:33,669 --> 00:53:36,089
The world would collapse without me.

903
00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:40,426
Did you check under your bed?

904
00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:43,513
Hey, yo, so I heard
you do porn or something.

905
00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:44,597
Five AVNs.

906
00:53:45,765 --> 00:53:47,225
Well, what... That's an STD?

907
00:53:47,308 --> 00:53:50,478
No. No, no,
it's the Adult Film Awards,

908
00:53:50,561 --> 00:53:52,939
it's like the Academy Awards
for what I do.

909
00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:54,982
Okay, man, that's what's up.

910
00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,943
Best oral three years in a row.

911
00:53:57,026 --> 00:53:58,444
- Best oral?
- Yup.

912
00:53:59,445 --> 00:54:02,657
Just one question.
Ain't that about getting head?

913
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:06,411
Well, I mean, yeah, something like that.

914
00:54:06,494 --> 00:54:08,663
So then what that got to do with you?

915
00:54:08,746 --> 00:54:11,290
It's not like you're the one
doing any work or anything.

916
00:54:11,374 --> 00:54:15,670
I'm not doing the work?
Sister, let me tell you somethin'.

917
00:54:15,753 --> 00:54:17,630
- Hey, man, don't call me sister.
- Oh, my bad.

918
00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,715
June, right? It's June?
All right, June, look.

919
00:54:19,799 --> 00:54:22,635
If I won three years in a row,
with three different girls,

920
00:54:22,718 --> 00:54:24,762
the chances of it being the girl
are pretty limited.

921
00:54:24,846 --> 00:54:27,181
Think about it. No, seriously, look.

922
00:54:27,265 --> 00:54:29,142
I'm the one guiding the girl in the scene.

923
00:54:29,225 --> 00:54:32,437
Essentially, I'm face-fucking her.
Oh, pardon my language.

924
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,565
So, you know, the female
really has nothing to do with it.

925
00:54:35,648 --> 00:54:38,196
You know, I'm the one that's holding
her head for like 15 or 20 minutes

926
00:54:38,276 --> 00:54:40,862
while I'm force-fucking her,
so how is that about her, exactly?

927
00:54:40,945 --> 00:54:42,363
- I got it, man.
- No, seriously.

928
00:54:42,447 --> 00:54:45,575
Like, it's about the shit I say,
the way I hold her face towards the camera

929
00:54:45,658 --> 00:54:47,618
while she spits and drools
all over herself,

930
00:54:47,702 --> 00:54:50,580
and I pinch her nose and make her gag.
It's all technique.

931
00:54:50,663 --> 00:54:51,831
I said I got it!

932
00:55:30,703 --> 00:55:31,871
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

933
00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:34,290
Thanks, D.

934
00:55:35,750 --> 00:55:38,878
Man, this place is off the chain.

935
00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,881
- Thank you so much for hooking this up.
- My pleasure.

936
00:55:42,965 --> 00:55:45,259
So tell me more about L.A.

937
00:55:47,136 --> 00:55:50,973
- Maybe you should find out for yourself.
- You think I have the money to go?

938
00:55:52,892 --> 00:55:55,269
You got a truck,
you can go anytime you want.

939
00:55:55,353 --> 00:55:56,938
That's my mama's truck.

940
00:55:57,021 --> 00:56:01,150
She just lets me use it
'cause she works from home.

941
00:56:01,234 --> 00:56:05,321
Well, when I left Texas City,
I didn't have a dime.

942
00:56:05,404 --> 00:56:09,200
I just said to myself, "Mikey, one day
you're going to own this town."

943
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:10,993
And I just went for it, you know.

944
00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,123
What is he doing behind the counter?

945
00:56:16,207 --> 00:56:18,876
He's gonna help me with my SAT prep.

946
00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:22,046
- No free donuts.
- Thank you.

947
00:56:24,423 --> 00:56:28,553
So you were saying something
about just going for it?

948
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:33,641
Are you trying to get fired?

949
00:56:33,724 --> 00:56:35,351
I'm trying to get hired.

950
00:56:39,146 --> 00:56:41,649
Are you going to help me
score high on my SATs?

951
00:56:42,692 --> 00:56:45,695
You get 600 points
just for signing your name, you know.

952
00:56:45,778 --> 00:56:47,113
Oh, yeah?

953
00:56:47,196 --> 00:56:48,739
Yeah.

954
00:56:49,949 --> 00:56:52,326
- Hiya! What can I get for ya today?
- Hiya, sweetie.

955
00:56:52,410 --> 00:56:56,038
Can I get two chocolate covered donuts
and a medium coffee?

956
00:56:56,122 --> 00:56:58,499
- All right.
- Good afternoon, sir.

957
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:07,466
You're crazy, you know that?

958
00:57:07,550 --> 00:57:09,510
You could have just waited until now,
you know.

959
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:11,262
Where's the fun in that?

960
00:57:16,809 --> 00:57:17,893
Come here.

961
00:57:39,290 --> 00:57:42,710
Yo, Lonnie! Wait up!

962
00:57:43,794 --> 00:57:45,046
What's up, man?

963
00:57:45,129 --> 00:57:46,797
What up, big dog? Where you going?

964
00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:49,550
Running some errands.
I got to go to the mall, stuff like that.

965
00:57:50,551 --> 00:57:52,303
Cool. Cool. I'm rolling with you.

966
00:57:52,386 --> 00:57:55,306
Just warning you, man,
I'm gonna be gone all day.

967
00:57:55,389 --> 00:57:57,975
Just, So, you don't want to go...

968
00:57:58,059 --> 00:58:00,314
Whatever, I just got to get
the fuck out of here. Let's go.

969
00:58:00,394 --> 00:58:03,481
She's smokin' hot,
she made the first move,

970
00:58:03,564 --> 00:58:05,983
she's got no dad, and here's the kicker...

971
00:58:06,067 --> 00:58:08,694
She lets me sell weed
to the hard hats at her work.

972
00:58:09,695 --> 00:58:11,405
I mean, does it get any better than this?

973
00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,743
I didn't know you served.

974
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:18,412
Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did, man.

975
00:58:20,331 --> 00:58:21,832
Thank you for your service.

976
00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:24,377
Yeah, man, no, No problem.

977
00:58:27,546 --> 00:58:31,592
Man, this place ain't changed much
in 15 years, Lonnie.

978
00:58:31,676 --> 00:58:33,135
Yeah, I know, for real, man.

979
00:58:33,219 --> 00:58:37,306
Hey, um, I think I'm gonna be
hanging out over here for a while, okay?

980
00:58:37,390 --> 00:58:39,353
Okay. Yeah, I'll meet you
back here in 30, all right?

981
00:58:39,433 --> 00:58:40,521
- Thirty minutes?
- Yeah, 30.

982
00:58:40,601 --> 00:58:42,019
All right, sounds good.

983
00:58:53,322 --> 00:58:54,782
Oh, shit!

984
00:59:09,296 --> 00:59:10,756
Oh, come on...

985
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,972
So what's this one then?

986
00:59:18,055 --> 00:59:20,433
That's the one I got
when I was in Afghanistan.

987
00:59:20,516 --> 00:59:23,102
And that's for my three tours in Iraq.

988
00:59:23,185 --> 00:59:26,272
Bullshit, you're not even wearing
the proper infantry uniform.

989
00:59:26,355 --> 00:59:28,149
Well, yeah, of course I am.

990
00:59:32,236 --> 00:59:34,905
What is the Army Uniform Regulation?
The code.

991
00:59:35,906 --> 00:59:39,785
To do my best, to do my duty
and to serve my country.

992
00:59:39,869 --> 00:59:42,997
You sure it's not AR-670-1?

993
00:59:43,998 --> 00:59:46,167
Well, as you guys know,

994
00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:48,170
there's a lot of different codes
in the military.

995
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:50,713
Stolen valor right here, folks.

996
00:59:50,796 --> 00:59:54,258
This man is not a veteran.
He's a fake and a fraud.

997
00:59:54,341 --> 00:59:56,051
Give me those back,
those are mine.

998
00:59:56,218 --> 00:59:57,261
Take your jacket off.

999
00:59:57,344 --> 00:59:59,433
This is bullshit.
What do I have to do to convince y'all...

1000
00:59:59,513 --> 01:00:01,353
Take it off
or I'm gonna fucking kick your ass.

1001
01:00:07,521 --> 01:00:08,606
Hey, man.

1002
01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:32,379
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

1003
01:00:32,463 --> 01:00:33,798
Wait, what?

1004
01:00:33,881 --> 01:00:37,468
Really? I would think someone in your
position would know what that means.

1005
01:00:37,551 --> 01:00:43,224
Oh, shit, yeah, man. I kinda had, like,
a little bathroom mishap in there.

1006
01:00:43,307 --> 01:00:45,142
Oh, man, little bathroom mishap.

1007
01:00:45,226 --> 01:00:47,895
Oh, you sure you didn't
get pushed into the fountain?

1008
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:50,898
Shit, you fucking saw that, man?

1009
01:00:50,981 --> 01:00:54,068
Dude, I saw the whole fucking thing, bro!
You think I'm stupid?

1010
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:55,823
I can't be associated with that shit, bro!

1011
01:00:55,903 --> 01:00:59,657
That's fucked up that you would let me be
a part of your fucking bullshit scheme!

1012
01:00:59,740 --> 01:01:02,117
I'm fuckin' pissed!
Dude, what if someone recognized me?

1013
01:01:02,201 --> 01:01:04,078
People know who the fuck I am, dawg.

1014
01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:07,706
That's wack. You need help, bro.
It's fucking scandalous, dude.

1015
01:01:09,500 --> 01:01:12,127
I'm sorry, man. Shit, my bad.

1016
01:01:38,487 --> 01:01:39,738
- Yes!
- Wow!

1017
01:01:39,822 --> 01:01:42,783
That dope sure makes
you guys religious,

1018
01:02:15,399 --> 01:02:19,528
- He's just a friend.
- Seems like a very friendly-friend.

1019
01:02:19,612 --> 01:02:22,156
Yeah, it's whatever.

1020
01:02:25,409 --> 01:02:27,369
So I blew him at junior prom.

1021
01:02:28,454 --> 01:02:29,914
At junior prom?

1022
01:02:29,997 --> 01:02:32,541
No, not at, after.
You know what I mean.

1023
01:02:32,625 --> 01:02:34,543
Anyways, I blew him at junior prom

1024
01:02:34,627 --> 01:02:37,046
and ever since then
he's been clingy as fuck.

1025
01:02:37,129 --> 01:02:38,339
Is he stalking you?

1026
01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,966
No. No, we hang and shit.

1027
01:02:41,050 --> 01:02:42,509
Are you fuckin' him?

1028
01:02:42,593 --> 01:02:46,513
When I feel like it.
It's not like a real thing.

1029
01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:48,682
This guy thinks you're dating.

1030
01:02:48,766 --> 01:02:51,685
- No...
- Raylee, I need you inside.

1031
01:02:51,769 --> 01:02:54,563
- Okay!
- And I told you not to smoke in front.

1032
01:02:54,647 --> 01:02:55,648
Sorry.

1033
01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:58,028
So you gonna keep fucking him?

1034
01:02:58,108 --> 01:03:00,194
That depends.

1035
01:03:00,277 --> 01:03:02,613
Does he know that?

1036
01:03:04,073 --> 01:03:05,991
All right, what's this guy's name?

1037
01:03:06,075 --> 01:03:10,120
- Nash.
- Nash? All right, look.

1038
01:03:10,204 --> 01:03:13,832
I think it's time Nash got it
that you guys aren't dating. Come on.

1039
01:03:13,916 --> 01:03:15,250
Wait, what?

1040
01:03:15,334 --> 01:03:18,754
God, this is crazy.
This is crazy, this is insane.

1041
01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,715
I can't believe
we're doing this right now. I...

1042
01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:24,051
Maybe it's not such a good idea, you know?

1043
01:03:24,134 --> 01:03:26,720
It'll be quick and easy,
he'll get the message.

1044
01:03:26,804 --> 01:03:28,681
Okay. No fightin', okay?

1045
01:03:28,764 --> 01:03:29,890
I just want to talk to him.

1046
01:03:29,974 --> 01:03:31,684
You promise?

1047
01:03:33,435 --> 01:03:35,062
This is crazy.

1048
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:40,484
Now what?

1049
01:03:40,567 --> 01:03:42,152
- This the house?
- Yeah.

1050
01:03:43,278 --> 01:03:45,197
Oh, my God!

1051
01:03:56,083 --> 01:03:58,002
Wow, that's his mom?

1052
01:03:58,085 --> 01:04:01,714
Hello, ma'am. Would you be so kind
as to send Nash out, please?

1053
01:04:03,757 --> 01:04:06,844
- Raylee?
- Hi, Mrs. Parker.

1054
01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:15,310
Nice necklace, fucking dork.

1055
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:20,607
What is this? What is going on?

1056
01:04:20,691 --> 01:04:25,487
Hey, buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad
news, but you ain't with Strawberry.

1057
01:04:25,571 --> 01:04:28,073
You never were, she's with me now.

1058
01:04:28,157 --> 01:04:30,284
- You understand?
- Raylee, what is this?

1059
01:04:30,367 --> 01:04:32,786
- I've been trying to tell you, Nash.
- All right, look, bro.

1060
01:04:32,870 --> 01:04:34,583
So you're not going to call her,
you're not going to text her,

1061
01:04:34,663 --> 01:04:37,127
and you're not going to go by the Donut
Hole anymore, you understand me?

1062
01:04:37,207 --> 01:04:38,545
Raylee, come on, I need to talk to you.

1063
01:04:38,625 --> 01:04:42,087
Bro. Hold on. Hold on.

1064
01:04:42,171 --> 01:04:45,299
- Hey, no fightin', okay?
- Just stay in the car, babe.

1065
01:04:45,382 --> 01:04:46,633
All right, come here.

1066
01:04:46,717 --> 01:04:50,429
Google me, take out your phone
right now and Google Mikey Saber.

1067
01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:53,185
- Do it, you got your phone on you?
- What the fuck are you talking about?

1068
01:04:53,265 --> 01:04:55,017
- No fightin'!
- Babe, it's okay.

1069
01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:57,519
Twenty-point-one million views
on Pornhub, bro.

1070
01:04:57,603 --> 01:04:58,854
I'm not fuckin' with you.

1071
01:04:58,937 --> 01:05:01,318
Strawberry's in a different league now,
do you understand me?

1072
01:05:01,398 --> 01:05:03,445
You can't compete with someone
that fucked 1,300 bitches,

1073
01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:04,530
do you get what I'm saying?

1074
01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:06,236
Hey, let's not cause a scene!

1075
01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:08,822
What are you doing? Who is this?

1076
01:05:08,906 --> 01:05:10,407
- Come on.
- I'm with him now.

1077
01:05:10,491 --> 01:05:11,829
Yeah, you heard it from her mouth.
She's with me.

1078
01:05:11,909 --> 01:05:13,202
Are you serious?

1079
01:05:13,285 --> 01:05:15,829
- Come on.
- I'm sorry, dude. It was fun, though.

1080
01:05:15,913 --> 01:05:17,081
It wasn't fun.

1081
01:05:24,755 --> 01:05:28,550
Oh, my God!

1082
01:05:35,808 --> 01:05:37,142
I'll see you tomorrow.

1083
01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:39,520
Yeah, you will.

1084
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:05,796
Life's sweet, Sophie. Life is sweet.

1085
01:06:08,507 --> 01:06:14,429
X equals -b plus/minus the square root
of b-squared minus, 4ac/2a.

1086
01:06:14,513 --> 01:06:16,390
What? That's geometry?

1087
01:06:16,473 --> 01:06:17,432
Algebra.

1088
01:06:20,394 --> 01:06:21,270
Shit...

1089
01:06:22,271 --> 01:06:24,106
It's all right, relax.

1090
01:06:24,189 --> 01:06:26,441
- No, that's Nash.
- That's Nash?

1091
01:06:26,525 --> 01:06:27,943
Shit.

1092
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,948
I think it's time
I had a man-to-man with this kid.

1093
01:06:30,028 --> 01:06:31,029
No fightin'.

1094
01:06:31,113 --> 01:06:33,824
You know what? I'm tired
of your fucking shit, bro'.

1095
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:35,951
I'm not afraid to fight you,
I don't give a fuck.

1096
01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:39,454
Oh, what, this is your mommy and daddy?
You brought them to the dance?

1097
01:06:39,538 --> 01:06:41,915
You can't handle your shit by yourself,
huh, tough guy?

1098
01:06:41,999 --> 01:06:43,834
Sir, your son is fucking with
my girlfriend.

1099
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:45,127
It ain't cool...

1100
01:06:49,381 --> 01:06:51,133
Motherfucker!

1101
01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:54,219
No! Stop! What the fuck, Nash?

1102
01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:56,180
What the fuck? I'm not with you anymore!

1103
01:06:56,263 --> 01:06:59,516
- Fuck you! You cheated on me!
- No, I didn't! We were never together!

1104
01:06:59,600 --> 01:07:01,894
You come to my home,
threaten my son, motherfucker?

1105
01:07:01,977 --> 01:07:04,021
It took three of you to fuck me up.
You're a pussy!

1106
01:07:04,104 --> 01:07:05,943
What are you talking about? What do you
mean, you're not with him anymore?

1107
01:07:06,023 --> 01:07:08,403
From the start, I fuckin' said I never
wanted to be with you.

1108
01:07:08,483 --> 01:07:10,194
It was a casual fucking thing!

1109
01:07:10,277 --> 01:07:12,779
Fuck that shit, you wanted me.
You're a little slut.

1110
01:07:12,863 --> 01:07:15,115
No... You're a fucking slut!

1111
01:07:15,199 --> 01:07:17,576
Hey, don't call my mama that.
What the fuck?!

1112
01:07:17,659 --> 01:07:19,077
You ain't got nothin' to say?

1113
01:07:19,161 --> 01:07:21,458
You come near my house again,
you'll be leaving in a body bag, bitch!

1114
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,582
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1115
01:07:23,665 --> 01:07:24,958
He should go to the hospital.

1116
01:07:25,042 --> 01:07:26,380
Yeah, maybe you should go to the hospital.

1117
01:07:26,460 --> 01:07:30,088
No. It's not that bad. Plus, I don't have
health insurance anyway,

1118
01:07:30,172 --> 01:07:32,132
- but thank you, Ms. Phan.
- Okay, stop movin'.

1119
01:07:32,216 --> 01:07:35,010
- All right.
- There's no fighting in my parking lot.

1120
01:07:35,093 --> 01:07:36,970
He flat out sucker punched me.

1121
01:07:37,054 --> 01:07:40,849
I would have 100% out-cardio'd that guy.
Fuck. Sorry for swearing.

1122
01:07:44,686 --> 01:07:47,064
Oh, shit, be careful,
that's where he kicked me.

1123
01:07:47,147 --> 01:07:49,608
That's right where he kicked me.
That fuckin' little bitch.

1124
01:07:50,651 --> 01:07:54,238
Oh, shit, am I bleeding
out of my head? Fuck!

1125
01:08:01,328 --> 01:08:04,081
We're both going to be hurtin' tomorrow.

1126
01:08:04,164 --> 01:08:05,332
Why is that?

1127
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:10,170
Let's just say, you're blessed.

1128
01:08:10,254 --> 01:08:13,590
Yeah, I can't believe
I'm attracted to a ginger.

1129
01:08:13,674 --> 01:08:15,759
You're not allowed to use the G word.

1130
01:08:17,970 --> 01:08:21,223
- You have a type?
- Maybe.

1131
01:08:21,306 --> 01:08:23,058
What's your type?

1132
01:08:24,059 --> 01:08:27,896
Let's just say, I like men, not boys.

1133
01:08:53,171 --> 01:08:57,426
Oh, um, I'm sorry, I think
I have the wrong house.

1134
01:08:57,509 --> 01:09:01,471
Yeah, because I saw you parked
in front of my house last night too.

1135
01:09:01,555 --> 01:09:03,974
No, it's a simple mistake.
I'm new in town.

1136
01:09:04,057 --> 01:09:06,018
If I see you around here again...

1137
01:09:06,101 --> 01:09:08,353
No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay.

1138
01:09:29,875 --> 01:09:32,711
Honestly, if shit was different?

1139
01:09:32,794 --> 01:09:34,755
I could take over the industry with her.

1140
01:09:34,838 --> 01:09:36,048
Think so?

1141
01:09:36,131 --> 01:09:38,925
Yeah. Within six months,
I could see her nabbing Best Newcomer.

1142
01:09:39,009 --> 01:09:40,969
One year, and she would sweep the AVN's.

1143
01:09:41,053 --> 01:09:42,474
Tori Black...
You know who Tori Black is?

1144
01:09:42,554 --> 01:09:44,393
Yeah, man, of course,
I know who Tori Black is.

1145
01:09:44,473 --> 01:09:47,726
Well, she won Performer of the Year
two years, back-to-back, right?

1146
01:09:47,809 --> 01:09:49,644
I think that Strawberry's
got the potential.

1147
01:09:49,728 --> 01:09:51,275
I'm not exaggerating,
I really believe this.

1148
01:09:51,355 --> 01:09:52,898
- Okay.
- I think...

1149
01:09:52,981 --> 01:09:55,025
I think she could win
three years in a row.

1150
01:09:55,108 --> 01:09:56,777
With my guidance, of course.

1151
01:10:00,280 --> 01:10:03,241
Doesn't matter,
I'm stuck in this shit hole anyway.

1152
01:10:04,368 --> 01:10:06,870
Yeah, man, it's going to be
kind of awkward, anyway.

1153
01:10:06,953 --> 01:10:09,790
She's gonna bang all those other fucking
guys on the scene.

1154
01:10:09,873 --> 01:10:13,460
Dude, I don't give a fuck.
I'll be fucking other bitches, bro.

1155
01:10:13,543 --> 01:10:16,421
Come on. I think it's hot, I don't care.

1156
01:10:17,422 --> 01:10:18,965
Okay, man.

1157
01:10:19,049 --> 01:10:21,009
I mean, seriously, it's part of the game.

1158
01:10:22,886 --> 01:10:25,138
That was nice.

1159
01:10:34,106 --> 01:10:36,108
You want to explain those bruises?

1160
01:10:38,235 --> 01:10:40,028
I fell off my bike.

1161
01:10:45,700 --> 01:10:47,702
Must've been a hard fall.

1162
01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:09,808
This is eight, I need ten.

1163
01:11:16,690 --> 01:11:18,733
I'm moving a lot of weight
for you guys,

1164
01:11:24,072 --> 01:11:25,740
I like those gold teeth.

1165
01:11:25,824 --> 01:11:30,912
I got one... I got one diamond,
I had my dentist in Cali put it in. So...

1166
01:11:33,123 --> 01:11:35,292
Man, get your ass out of here, man.

1167
01:11:37,627 --> 01:11:39,463
All right, say hi to your mom for me.

1168
01:12:01,193 --> 01:12:03,778
These refinery boys are the best.

1169
01:12:03,862 --> 01:12:07,866
They buy way more weed than these skaters
and dancers I got to deal with.

1170
01:12:07,949 --> 01:12:09,159
Dancers?

1171
01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:11,578
- Yeah, from the titty bar.
- Oh, strippers.

1172
01:12:11,661 --> 01:12:15,916
They prefer the term dancers, young lady.
Show some respect.

1173
01:12:15,999 --> 01:12:20,795
- Okay, topless dancers.
- Oh, bottomless too. They got it all.

1174
01:12:20,879 --> 01:12:22,964
- Really?
- Yeah. What, you never been?

1175
01:12:23,048 --> 01:12:26,551
Well, why would I have been?
Plus, I'm not even old enough to get in.

1176
01:12:26,635 --> 01:12:28,803
That's right. You want to go?

1177
01:12:28,887 --> 01:12:30,013
Seriously?

1178
01:12:30,096 --> 01:12:32,849
Strip club virgin.

1179
01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:39,272
- Hello.
- How old is she?

1180
01:12:39,356 --> 01:12:40,941
- Eighteen.
- Eighteen.

1181
01:12:41,024 --> 01:12:42,359
Twenty bucks.

1182
01:12:42,442 --> 01:12:45,737
You're hotter
than all these girls combined.

1183
01:12:46,780 --> 01:12:48,907
If you worked here,
they'd be out of a job.

1184
01:12:49,908 --> 01:12:52,285
You want to give her a tip?
Come on, let's go.

1185
01:12:52,369 --> 01:12:53,787
It's fun.

1186
01:13:28,822 --> 01:13:30,365
- Right here, right here.
- Here?

1187
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:31,700
Yeah, pull in there.

1188
01:13:34,077 --> 01:13:35,954
I just got to get some milk.

1189
01:13:39,666 --> 01:13:43,336
All right, well, good night.

1190
01:13:43,420 --> 01:13:46,214
Oh, I can wait and drive you
all the way home.

1191
01:13:46,298 --> 01:13:50,010
Oh, no, it's okay.
I like to ride my bike at night.

1192
01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:54,472
Okay. But, technically,
that was our first date.

1193
01:13:54,556 --> 01:13:58,768
So you just brought me to a strip joint
for our first date.

1194
01:13:58,852 --> 01:14:01,646
- Real classy.
- Snap.

1195
01:14:01,730 --> 01:14:04,065
Well, I guess we got to do it again.

1196
01:14:04,149 --> 01:14:07,694
You want to go to the pier Friday night?

1197
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:10,905
- Beats liver and onions at Luby's.
- I love Luby's.

1198
01:14:17,287 --> 01:14:21,625
<i>It is with humility, determination,</i>

1199
01:14:21,708 --> 01:14:26,046
<i>and boundless confidence
in America's promise</i>

1200
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:29,466
<i>that I accept your nomination</i>

1201
01:14:29,549 --> 01:14:32,844
<i>for President of the United States!</i>

1202
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:35,722
<i>All right, Rich Snarkey
is with us in Washington,</i>

1203
01:14:35,805 --> 01:14:38,725
<i>Rich, what are these new emails revealing?</i>

1204
01:14:38,808 --> 01:14:40,018
Yeah?

1205
01:14:42,646 --> 01:14:43,897
Yeah?

1206
01:14:43,980 --> 01:14:47,859
- Doesn't Daddy want to play?
- I don't know if I'm feeling it.

1207
01:14:47,942 --> 01:14:49,527
I can feel it...

1208
01:14:50,528 --> 01:14:53,365
- Just not...
- Just nice and fast.

1209
01:14:53,448 --> 01:14:55,659
- I just don't think it's happening today.
- Come on.

1210
01:14:57,744 --> 01:14:59,454
Don't you want to get in me?

1211
01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:02,457
Yeah. Don't you want to get in
this tight little pussy?

1212
01:15:02,540 --> 01:15:05,210
I'm not feeling it, I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling it.

1213
01:15:05,293 --> 01:15:09,172
- Jesus Christ, okay, okay.
- What?

1214
01:15:09,255 --> 01:15:13,176
It's fine. Whatever.
I didn't want to anyway.

1215
01:15:28,358 --> 01:15:29,401
Lonnie!

1216
01:15:32,987 --> 01:15:35,740
Lonnie! Lon... Lonnikins!

1217
01:15:36,741 --> 01:15:40,495
Don't be tied up all day.

1218
01:15:43,415 --> 01:15:46,126
- Hey, Lonnikins.
- Hey, Lexi, what's up?

1219
01:15:46,209 --> 01:15:48,920
Not much. What are you doin'?

1220
01:15:49,003 --> 01:15:51,798
Oh, you know, fartin' around
with the old man.

1221
01:15:51,881 --> 01:15:54,718
- Same shit, different day.
- I know, I know.

1222
01:15:54,801 --> 01:15:55,969
What are you doin'?

1223
01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:59,597
I'm just, you know, gettin' some air.
Some sunshine.

1224
01:16:01,433 --> 01:16:03,059
So you and Mikey been hangin' out,

1225
01:16:03,143 --> 01:16:05,645
Yeah, it's been fun having him in town.

1226
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,355
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

1227
01:16:08,398 --> 01:16:11,359
Is he giving you money
for all those rides you're giving him?

1228
01:16:11,443 --> 01:16:14,529
Mm, no. I mean, I don't mind, we're buds.

1229
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:17,198
I know y'all don't got
a set of wheels right now. So...

1230
01:16:17,282 --> 01:16:19,117
No, we don't, not right now.

1231
01:16:22,871 --> 01:16:24,873
Yeah, you been working out?

1232
01:16:24,956 --> 01:16:26,416
No.

1233
01:16:26,499 --> 01:16:29,085
- Oh, you look good.
- Thanks.

1234
01:16:29,169 --> 01:16:32,380
- You sure you haven't been working out?
- I'm positive.

1235
01:16:32,464 --> 01:16:35,133
Can't call you scrawny Lonnie
no more, can they?

1236
01:16:38,845 --> 01:16:40,972
You keep Mikey out of trouble now,
you hear?

1237
01:16:41,055 --> 01:16:44,601
- I'll try.
- Okay, I know you will.

1238
01:16:46,436 --> 01:16:48,646
- Good seeing you.
- Good seeing you. Take care.

1239
01:16:52,567 --> 01:16:55,195
There's a lot of rides.
We could do the rollercoaster.

1240
01:16:55,278 --> 01:16:58,990
Am I tall enough?
I think it's like 48 inches or whatever.

1241
01:16:59,073 --> 01:17:01,951
I'll give you 48 inches or whatever.

1242
01:17:02,035 --> 01:17:03,995
I'm sorry. That was too easy.

1243
01:17:04,078 --> 01:17:06,998
But I got you. If you're scared just grab
onto me, you know?

1244
01:17:07,081 --> 01:17:08,875
I'll hold your hand.

1245
01:17:08,958 --> 01:17:13,338
So after his, are you gonna
fuck me under the boardwalk?

1246
01:17:13,421 --> 01:17:16,007
Such a little exhibitionist,
you know that?

1247
01:17:16,090 --> 01:17:17,592
Look who's talking.

1248
01:17:17,675 --> 01:17:19,594
Wait, what do you mean?

1249
01:17:19,677 --> 01:17:23,598
You know what I mean... Mr. Saber.

1250
01:17:37,487 --> 01:17:39,322
Oh, my God!

1251
01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,407
Mikey!

1252
01:17:42,408 --> 01:17:44,828
The second I broke up with Nash,

1253
01:17:44,911 --> 01:17:47,997
my Facebook blew up
with everyone and their fuckin' grandma

1254
01:17:48,081 --> 01:17:49,791
sending me links to your videos.

1255
01:17:52,001 --> 01:17:53,586
And you're cool with it?

1256
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:55,672
Would I be here if I gave a shit?

1257
01:17:55,755 --> 01:17:58,842
I actually think it's kinda dope.

1258
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:02,428
I think it's cool you just said,

1259
01:18:02,512 --> 01:18:06,641
"Fuck it, I'm gonna get paid for doing
the thing I love most."

1260
01:18:06,724 --> 01:18:10,520
And as long as you're not hurtin' anybody,
you do you, man.

1261
01:18:10,603 --> 01:18:13,982
But if you give me something,
I swear to fuckin' God.

1262
01:18:14,065 --> 01:18:17,652
Us porn folk are the most tested people
on the whole planet.

1263
01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:20,488
I mean, think about it...
we got to get tested to work, you know?

1264
01:18:20,572 --> 01:18:24,576
- Maybe I gave you somethin'?
- Oh, don't even kid.

1265
01:18:26,703 --> 01:18:29,789
I posted a nude online once.

1266
01:18:29,873 --> 01:18:32,292
I can never tell
if you're joking or if you're serious.

1267
01:18:32,375 --> 01:18:37,088
My friends and I were messing around
on that subreddit Gone Wild.

1268
01:18:38,214 --> 01:18:40,470
We were just trying to see
how much attention we could get.

1269
01:18:40,550 --> 01:18:44,220
We weren't even naked. We had, like,
our stuffed animals like that, you know?

1270
01:18:44,304 --> 01:18:48,391
But this old guy in Ohio
propositioned us to sell the nude pic,

1271
01:18:48,474 --> 01:18:51,060
and I did. And he Venmo'd me 60 bucks.

1272
01:18:51,144 --> 01:18:55,106
Sixty bucks? You're a bad-bad girl.

1273
01:18:55,189 --> 01:18:57,817
But sixty bucks ain't shit.
You should get at least double that.

1274
01:18:58,985 --> 01:19:01,237
So were you planning on ever telling me?

1275
01:19:01,321 --> 01:19:04,949
Yeah. It's not something
you drop on a civilian.

1276
01:19:05,033 --> 01:19:08,786
A civilian? Is that what I am?

1277
01:19:09,787 --> 01:19:13,708
Yeah. But you don't have to be.

1278
01:19:13,791 --> 01:19:15,043
For reals?

1279
01:19:16,419 --> 01:19:19,255
Look, I'm going to be straight with you.

1280
01:19:19,339 --> 01:19:22,300
I've been in the business almost 20 years,

1281
01:19:22,383 --> 01:19:26,638
and nobody, nobody comes close to you.

1282
01:19:27,805 --> 01:19:30,558
Straight up, you could be a huge star.
I'm just saying.

1283
01:19:31,559 --> 01:19:34,354
You're funny.

1284
01:19:35,396 --> 01:19:40,485
Look, I'm already about to have
a very awkward senior year.

1285
01:19:40,568 --> 01:19:43,237
I'm not about to have
a very awkward rest of my life.

1286
01:20:05,259 --> 01:20:06,803
...fell out of the tree, remember?

1287
01:20:06,886 --> 01:20:08,972
I fell straight down on the ground
and broke my arm,

1288
01:20:09,055 --> 01:20:11,015
so I had a leg broken and an arm broken.

1289
01:20:11,099 --> 01:20:14,143
And then mom had to wheel me around
in the shoppin' cart for like a month.

1290
01:20:14,227 --> 01:20:16,145
And you loved that.
It was so embarrassing.

1291
01:20:19,607 --> 01:20:22,735
Hey, Mikey. How you doing?

1292
01:20:22,819 --> 01:20:28,032
- I'm good. What you doin' here?
- Just catchin' up with Lil and Lexi.

1293
01:20:28,116 --> 01:20:31,411
Catching up on some old stuff.
Shootin' the breeze.

1294
01:20:31,494 --> 01:20:33,705
Sounds like it.
You should let me know next time.

1295
01:20:33,788 --> 01:20:36,749
I'll make some steaks,
hang out with you guys.

1296
01:20:36,833 --> 01:20:38,668
- Sounds great.
- Yeah.

1297
01:20:38,751 --> 01:20:42,338
Sounds like a plan.
Ladies, I'm gonna get on up out of here.

1298
01:20:42,422 --> 01:20:43,715
- It's getting late.
- Oh, no.

1299
01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:47,427
But your hospitality was good,
the conversation was boss.

1300
01:20:47,510 --> 01:20:49,595
- Okay, girls...
- Good to see you.

1301
01:20:49,679 --> 01:20:51,764
- Absolutely.
- Nice to see you again, Lele.

1302
01:20:51,848 --> 01:20:53,349
- Come on, baby.
- Please come back.

1303
01:20:53,433 --> 01:20:54,726
I will. I will.

1304
01:20:54,809 --> 01:20:56,773
- Don't be a stranger.
- You take care of yourself, baby girl.

1305
01:20:56,853 --> 01:20:58,187
- You too.
- All right?

1306
01:20:58,271 --> 01:21:00,815
- Be safe out there.
- Mikey, I'm sure I'll see you soon.

1307
01:21:00,898 --> 01:21:03,317
Yep, you will.

1308
01:21:03,401 --> 01:21:05,028
- Good night.
- God bless you.

1309
01:21:11,743 --> 01:21:13,578
- Did it come through?
<i>- Yeah.</i>

1310
01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,291
Do you see her?
She's fuckin' smokin', right?

1311
01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:22,295
You're not going to believe this, dude.
Her name is Strawberry.

1312
01:21:22,378 --> 01:21:23,880
- <i>What?</i>
- Fucking Strawberry.

1313
01:21:23,963 --> 01:21:25,677
- You can't make this shit up, man.
<i>- Strawberry?</i>

1314
01:21:25,757 --> 01:21:27,925
Yeah, has there even been
a Strawberry before?

1315
01:21:28,009 --> 01:21:31,262
She's my way back in, man,
I'm tellin' you.

1316
01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:34,640
This is like a Jenna Jameson,
Sasha Grey-level find here.

1317
01:21:34,724 --> 01:21:37,852
Fuck, I'm blessed,
I'm so fucking blessed.

1318
01:21:37,935 --> 01:21:41,439
See, this is my talent.
I could be a bad ass scout.

1319
01:21:41,522 --> 01:21:45,151
I got my finger on the pulse
of the next generation, baby.

1320
01:21:45,234 --> 01:21:47,198
How do you know she's
going to be down for this, man?

1321
01:21:47,278 --> 01:21:50,073
Oh, she's down, trust me, she's down.

1322
01:21:50,156 --> 01:21:53,367
Plus, she sucks on my fingers
while I'm fucking her, bro.

1323
01:21:53,451 --> 01:21:54,869
Oh, yeah? That's cool.

1324
01:21:54,952 --> 01:21:56,746
Yeah, that's cool.
You know what that means?

1325
01:21:56,829 --> 01:21:59,999
- She likes fingers?
- You're so cute.

1326
01:22:01,292 --> 01:22:04,087
It means she likes having
a dick in her mouth while getting fucked.

1327
01:22:04,170 --> 01:22:05,630
It's a tell-tale sign, bro.

1328
01:22:05,713 --> 01:22:06,839
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1329
01:22:06,923 --> 01:22:08,970
Any time a girl puts something
in her mouth while fucking,

1330
01:22:09,050 --> 01:22:12,595
either they're familiar with that scenario
or they're intrigued by that scenario.

1331
01:22:12,678 --> 01:22:14,472
Think about it, man, it's just logic.

1332
01:22:14,555 --> 01:22:18,184
- I never thought about it that way.
- Yeah, man, no, that's what Lexi did.

1333
01:22:18,267 --> 01:22:19,685
Yeah, when we first started dating,

1334
01:22:19,769 --> 01:22:21,858
Lexi would suck on my fingers
while I was fucking her.

1335
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,317
That's what schooled me to the knowledge

1336
01:22:23,397 --> 01:22:26,109
that she'd slept with more than one dude
at a time before.

1337
01:22:26,192 --> 01:22:27,822
So when I proposed a threesome,
she was in.

1338
01:22:27,902 --> 01:22:29,737
She didn't fight it, she fucking loved it.

1339
01:22:29,821 --> 01:22:31,239
Yeah.

1340
01:22:33,157 --> 01:22:36,536
Well, what do you think Lexi's gonna think
about all of this, though?

1341
01:22:36,619 --> 01:22:39,914
Dude, Lexi is the bane
of my fucking existence, man.

1342
01:22:39,997 --> 01:22:42,375
Everything that's gone wrong in my life
the 15 last years

1343
01:22:42,458 --> 01:22:44,377
pretty much stems back to her.

1344
01:22:45,670 --> 01:22:47,922
I've forgiven her over and over again.

1345
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:49,677
I overlooked so much shit
in the name of forgiveness,

1346
01:22:49,757 --> 01:22:51,517
but it doesn't matter,
she always fucks me...

1347
01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:54,303
Hey, how you doin', sir?

1348
01:22:59,183 --> 01:23:01,310
Go look up the Lexi Lane,
Ashley Blue gangbang.

1349
01:23:01,394 --> 01:23:04,188
At the end, I'm fucking Ashley
so I wasn't paying attention.

1350
01:23:04,272 --> 01:23:06,858
Lexi starts bad mouthing me
to the male talent on camera,

1351
01:23:06,941 --> 01:23:09,072
saying that I'm limp dick and shit,
and that's a total fucking lie.

1352
01:23:09,152 --> 01:23:10,486
Of course I can get it up, right?

1353
01:23:10,570 --> 01:23:12,492
I didn't know this
until the fucking DVD came out.

1354
01:23:12,572 --> 01:23:13,948
I wanted to knock that bitch out.

1355
01:23:14,031 --> 01:23:15,908
Anyway, don't say shit.
That stays between us.

1356
01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:18,192
- I got you, brother.
- All right, you got the next set.

1357
01:23:20,246 --> 01:23:22,123
- Appreciate you.
- Thanks.

1358
01:23:23,749 --> 01:23:26,544
So, I joined your Pornhub page.

1359
01:23:27,545 --> 01:23:30,673
- You watching my scenes?
- Checked out a few.

1360
01:23:30,756 --> 01:23:32,967
I watched the one you won best oral for.

1361
01:23:33,050 --> 01:23:34,719
Yeah?

1362
01:23:34,802 --> 01:23:38,764
Yeah. Not that it's not hot
watchin' you, but like...

1363
01:23:38,848 --> 01:23:39,974
Yeah?

1364
01:23:40,057 --> 01:23:44,395
So the girl,
plus all the guys she's blowin'...

1365
01:23:47,106 --> 01:23:49,650
- Hello, Mr. Mikey.
- Hey, Ms. Phan.

1366
01:23:50,651 --> 01:23:53,154
I swept outside
and watered the plant for you.

1367
01:23:53,237 --> 01:23:54,280
Great.

1368
01:23:57,116 --> 01:24:01,078
So, the girl plus all the guys
she blowin' win the award?

1369
01:24:01,162 --> 01:24:04,081
Right. But we all share it, the award.

1370
01:24:04,165 --> 01:24:07,877
Okay, but like, she's on her knees
blowing a line of guys.

1371
01:24:07,960 --> 01:24:09,462
It's like her scene.

1372
01:24:09,545 --> 01:24:13,216
- Why are you winning an award for it?
- Okay, well, that's up for discussion.

1373
01:24:14,508 --> 01:24:16,719
Anyway, you shouldn't be
watching that stuff, you know?

1374
01:24:16,802 --> 01:24:20,223
Just pretend it doesn't exist.
Don't watch that stuff, it's not good.

1375
01:24:20,306 --> 01:24:23,684
- I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?
- No. It's okay.

1376
01:24:24,977 --> 01:24:28,231
Sorry, I should have asked
if it was okay if I watched.

1377
01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:33,527
But if you do want to watch one,

1378
01:24:33,611 --> 01:24:35,988
check out the <i>Fast and the Furious</i>
parody I did.

1379
01:24:36,072 --> 01:24:39,492
- Are you serious?
- Hell yeah. <i>Fast and the Fury-ass.</i>

1380
01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,994
- Yeah.
- I love it.

1381
01:24:42,078 --> 01:24:45,998
Clever, right? I play Brian O'Conner,
that's Paul Walker's character.

1382
01:24:46,082 --> 01:24:48,042
Man, my acting was next level. Seriously.

1383
01:24:48,125 --> 01:24:50,711
I mean, my scenes
were miles above the other scenes.

1384
01:24:50,795 --> 01:24:53,965
To this day, people'll tweet me, like...
"Oh, you were the perfect O'Conner."

1385
01:24:54,048 --> 01:24:56,467
Yeah, I was actually even nominated
for that role.

1386
01:24:56,550 --> 01:24:59,262
Best Supporting Actor in a Parody.

1387
01:24:59,345 --> 01:25:01,931
But I didn't win.
It was the big snub of the night.

1388
01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:04,058
There was boos and everything.
It was crazy.

1389
01:25:04,141 --> 01:25:07,228
And then Paul Walker
goes and gets himself killed,

1390
01:25:07,311 --> 01:25:11,023
which is such a bummer, because then
I'm fucked out of the sequels.

1391
01:25:11,107 --> 01:25:12,650
- That sucks.
- Yeah.

1392
01:25:13,651 --> 01:25:18,572
So... you want to come over this weekend?

1393
01:25:19,782 --> 01:25:21,659
Come over, what to your place?

1394
01:25:21,742 --> 01:25:23,661
Yeah. We can spend Saturday night there.

1395
01:25:23,744 --> 01:25:26,304
Nah, I don't know. I'm not
into the whole meet the parents thing.

1396
01:25:27,290 --> 01:25:29,795
You think I'd introduce you to my mom?
Are you fucking kidding me?

1397
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:31,294
No. God, no!

1398
01:25:31,377 --> 01:25:32,670
No, she'll be out of town.

1399
01:25:32,753 --> 01:25:36,757
She got a new boyfriend, and they're going
to Houston to fuck themselves silly.

1400
01:25:36,841 --> 01:25:41,178
So, we've got the place to our own,
to fuck ourselves even sillier.

1401
01:25:47,143 --> 01:25:48,686
- Mikey?
- Yeah?

1402
01:25:50,062 --> 01:25:52,356
You haven't even asked about Eric once.

1403
01:25:54,317 --> 01:25:57,611
You got my Facebook message
when it happened. We chatted.

1404
01:26:02,658 --> 01:26:05,119
My heart goes out to you.
It was a terrible thing.

1405
01:26:10,958 --> 01:26:15,254
So, any word on you getting custody
or whatever?

1406
01:26:17,631 --> 01:26:21,344
Yeah. Well, I was thinking...

1407
01:26:22,345 --> 01:26:24,472
I have a meetin' with CPS next week.

1408
01:26:24,555 --> 01:26:27,808
And I was thinking you could come with me

1409
01:26:27,892 --> 01:26:31,645
and we could tell the case worker...
her name is MaryAnne,

1410
01:26:31,729 --> 01:26:34,190
she's real nice
and she's trying to help me out.

1411
01:26:34,273 --> 01:26:38,944
And we can tell her about how things
are going well here, and, you know...

1412
01:26:40,154 --> 01:26:42,948
Like you and me and all...

1413
01:26:45,409 --> 01:26:48,788
'Cause, I mean, if things
are going well here with you and me

1414
01:26:48,871 --> 01:26:50,956
and all... and I can get a clean test...

1415
01:26:51,040 --> 01:26:54,126
And that's going to happen?
No wonder they took him.

1416
01:26:54,210 --> 01:26:56,491
You're right back to where you were
in '08 all over again.

1417
01:26:58,547 --> 01:27:01,592
Where's his Dad in all this shit anyway?
Why doesn't he step the fuck up?

1418
01:27:01,675 --> 01:27:02,718
Seriously.

1419
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:07,515
Or better yet,
why doesn't Leondria go with you

1420
01:27:07,598 --> 01:27:10,017
being that she's so concerned
with our fucking business?

1421
01:27:11,394 --> 01:27:13,312
You know what? Fuck this place.

1422
01:27:13,396 --> 01:27:15,231
I'm gonna go watch TV with your mom.

1423
01:27:46,971 --> 01:27:49,014
Don't judge, okay?

1424
01:27:49,098 --> 01:27:50,766
Why would I do that?

1425
01:27:50,850 --> 01:27:53,269
You're talking to a boy
who grew up in Texas City

1426
01:27:53,352 --> 01:27:55,271
so I'm not going to judge anything.

1427
01:27:55,354 --> 01:27:56,730
- This is it?
- Yeah.

1428
01:27:57,731 --> 01:28:00,776
Oh, I take it back.
This place is a shit hole.

1429
01:28:00,860 --> 01:28:03,154
Could you take me home, please?

1430
01:28:05,406 --> 01:28:07,074
All right, ta-da.

1431
01:28:07,158 --> 01:28:09,243
Luxurious.

1432
01:28:09,326 --> 01:28:11,704
Can't smoke in here, by the way.
My mom's trying to quit.

1433
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:13,038
That's okay.

1434
01:28:14,999 --> 01:28:16,375
Is this you?

1435
01:28:16,459 --> 01:28:18,461
Yeah. That's the first selfie I ever took.

1436
01:28:18,544 --> 01:28:21,213
Vintage. You want a Coke?

1437
01:28:21,297 --> 01:28:24,758
Yes. And that's your mom?

1438
01:28:24,842 --> 01:28:28,471
Yup, and that's my grandma and that's me.

1439
01:28:28,554 --> 01:28:30,639
And that's me. And that's me.

1440
01:28:30,723 --> 01:28:32,850
Cute. What's back here?

1441
01:28:32,933 --> 01:28:35,311
That's my mom's room.
I am right here.

1442
01:28:39,899 --> 01:28:45,613
Wow. Pink. Pink.

1443
01:28:45,696 --> 01:28:47,284
It's supposed to make you
happy or something.

1444
01:28:47,364 --> 01:28:48,616
Yeah.

1445
01:28:57,041 --> 01:29:00,252
So, tell your mom I'm moving in.

1446
01:29:04,006 --> 01:29:05,799
Do you feel the sunshine?

1447
01:29:08,886 --> 01:29:10,679
By the way, what sign are you?

1448
01:29:12,306 --> 01:29:13,550
Why?

1449
01:29:14,433 --> 01:29:18,854
No. I mean, I don't even believe
in astrology, but I'm just asking.

1450
01:29:19,897 --> 01:29:21,357
A bad sign.

1451
01:29:23,067 --> 01:29:25,528
- I don't believe in that shit either.
- Yeah.

1452
01:29:32,785 --> 01:29:34,912
You know, before this place
was about black gold,

1453
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:36,580
it was about black ivory.

1454
01:29:36,664 --> 01:29:38,415
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.

1455
01:29:38,499 --> 01:29:40,209
I don't understand.

1456
01:29:40,292 --> 01:29:42,261
The slave trade, silly.

1457
01:29:42,545 --> 01:29:44,088
Slaves were sold here.

1458
01:29:44,171 --> 01:29:47,633
Some, like, famous French pirate
ran the show.

1459
01:29:47,716 --> 01:29:50,511
A French pirate?
I bet he had really good style.

1460
01:29:50,594 --> 01:29:52,179
I bet he dressed good.

1461
01:29:52,263 --> 01:29:54,974
When I was little my mama
would take me out here

1462
01:29:55,057 --> 01:29:57,017
and we'd go hunting for pirate booty.

1463
01:29:57,101 --> 01:30:00,896
- I love pirate booty.
- Tell me more.

1464
01:30:04,149 --> 01:30:05,776
I'm coming to get ya.

1465
01:30:21,417 --> 01:30:24,753
This is prime Texas beef right here.

1466
01:30:24,837 --> 01:30:27,965
This might be the one thing
this place has above L.A.

1467
01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:29,883
Beside you, of course.

1468
01:30:29,967 --> 01:30:33,679
You're like an extraterrestrial
around here.

1469
01:30:33,762 --> 01:30:37,600
When I look at you,
I don't think Gulf Coast, you know?

1470
01:30:37,683 --> 01:30:39,184
Well, besides the sexy drawl.

1471
01:30:39,268 --> 01:30:42,563
- You jerk. It's not that bad.
- It's pretty bad.

1472
01:30:42,646 --> 01:30:46,483
- Stop makin' fun of me.
- I'm not. I had one, but I lost it.

1473
01:30:46,567 --> 01:30:49,778
After living in L.A. for a while,
you lose it.

1474
01:30:49,862 --> 01:30:52,406
I remember being at work
when I first got there,

1475
01:30:52,489 --> 01:30:54,908
these guys made fun of me
because I was, "Hi, I'm Mikey."

1476
01:30:54,992 --> 01:30:57,536
And they all said,
"You sound like a dumb hick."

1477
01:30:57,620 --> 01:31:00,289
So, yeah, just lost it.

1478
01:31:00,372 --> 01:31:03,667
Well, another year or so,
and I'm out of here.

1479
01:31:04,668 --> 01:31:05,711
Why wait?

1480
01:31:05,794 --> 01:31:08,088
I told you. Moolah.

1481
01:31:08,172 --> 01:31:10,257
I didn't have any money when I left.

1482
01:31:10,341 --> 01:31:14,011
I have no friends. No connections.

1483
01:31:14,094 --> 01:31:17,514
I'll be your friend.
I'll be your connection.

1484
01:31:17,598 --> 01:31:19,933
- Don't fuck with me.
- I'm not.

1485
01:31:38,118 --> 01:31:40,704
This is nice.

1486
01:31:41,705 --> 01:31:44,333
Hold up. I got an idea.

1487
01:31:48,462 --> 01:31:49,838
What are you doing?

1488
01:31:49,922 --> 01:31:53,676
Let's shoot a scene, for us. Just for us.

1489
01:31:55,219 --> 01:31:58,931
All right, but if we do that,
we're using my phone.

1490
01:31:59,014 --> 01:32:00,432
Why? You don't trust me?

1491
01:32:00,516 --> 01:32:03,060
Well, you could
lose your phone, motherfucker.

1492
01:32:03,143 --> 01:32:05,229
You could lose your phone, motherfucker.

1493
01:32:05,312 --> 01:32:08,148
- Well, then it would be on me.
- Oh, true dat.

1494
01:32:09,942 --> 01:32:11,360
Look at it, look at it.

1495
01:32:11,443 --> 01:32:13,904
You see that? You see how good you look?

1496
01:32:15,239 --> 01:32:18,242
You film here, take it. Take it.

1497
01:32:19,451 --> 01:32:21,286
Yeah.

1498
01:32:25,708 --> 01:32:27,167
That's so hot.

1499
01:32:27,251 --> 01:32:29,837
I know. You're telling me.

1500
01:32:29,920 --> 01:32:32,089
Look at that, look at that,

1501
01:32:32,172 --> 01:32:34,425
you know how to play
to the camera and everything.

1502
01:32:35,759 --> 01:32:38,095
You see how you make sure
your face is always seen

1503
01:32:38,178 --> 01:32:40,180
and you're aware of the camera?

1504
01:32:41,265 --> 01:32:44,101
That's skill right there. That's crazy.

1505
01:32:45,102 --> 01:32:48,313
If this doesn't show you that you can be
a star, I don't know what will.

1506
01:32:49,314 --> 01:32:51,734
- You really think so?
- I know so.

1507
01:32:53,736 --> 01:32:55,904
I'm not into that swinger stuff, though.

1508
01:32:56,905 --> 01:33:00,409
- Swinger stuff?
- Yeah. I like fucking you.

1509
01:33:00,492 --> 01:33:02,536
I don't want to fuck anybody else.

1510
01:33:02,619 --> 01:33:05,622
And I don't want to think about you
fucking other girls.

1511
01:33:05,706 --> 01:33:08,584
It would be just us.

1512
01:33:08,667 --> 01:33:11,086
It's called couple scenes.

1513
01:33:11,170 --> 01:33:13,297
It'll be exclusive, just me and you.

1514
01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:15,841
Getting paid to do what we just did.

1515
01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:19,553
Shit, you would have made
$2,000 for that video right there.

1516
01:33:19,636 --> 01:33:21,472
How many times did you come?

1517
01:33:21,555 --> 01:33:22,639
Three times.

1518
01:33:22,723 --> 01:33:25,476
You would have been paid two grand
to come three times.

1519
01:33:25,559 --> 01:33:28,479
I'm not that good at math,
but that's a really good deal.

1520
01:33:29,855 --> 01:33:31,190
I'll have to sleep on it,

1521
01:33:31,273 --> 01:33:34,610
but it's not like I don't already have
the porn star name.

1522
01:33:34,693 --> 01:33:36,236
Right?

1523
01:33:39,198 --> 01:33:40,949
Do you play?

1524
01:33:41,033 --> 01:33:44,203
- No, I eat off it.
- Such a smart ass.

1525
01:33:44,286 --> 01:33:46,955
Yeah, since I was six.

1526
01:33:48,290 --> 01:33:50,042
You going to play me something?

1527
01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:52,002
Gonna make me?

1528
01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:53,396
Okay.

1529
01:35:33,729 --> 01:35:37,065
So, where were you?

1530
01:35:40,110 --> 01:35:43,030
I texted you.
I was gone for the weekend.

1531
01:35:44,448 --> 01:35:45,967
I know.

1532
01:35:51,121 --> 01:35:52,581
That's not my question.

1533
01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:55,751
Where were you?

1534
01:35:58,503 --> 01:36:01,673
- You serious right now?
- Yeah, I'm fucking serious.

1535
01:36:02,716 --> 01:36:05,844
I was in this cute little town called
None Of Your Fuckin' Business, Texas.

1536
01:36:05,928 --> 01:36:07,220
How about that's where I was?

1537
01:36:07,304 --> 01:36:09,598
- Oh, were ya?
- Yeah.

1538
01:36:09,681 --> 01:36:13,143
That sounds like a lot of fun.
I hope you had a good fuckin' time!

1539
01:36:15,145 --> 01:36:17,314
What the fuck was that? Huh?

1540
01:36:17,397 --> 01:36:20,359
- Get your fuckin' hands off me!
- Hey, Lil, come get your daughter!

1541
01:36:21,568 --> 01:36:24,947
- Mikey, go fuck yourself!
- Okay, look, look, look! Look!

1542
01:36:26,114 --> 01:36:28,033
I was makin' us money, okay?

1543
01:36:28,116 --> 01:36:31,703
I had to go down to Corpus Christi
to pick up some shit. For us!

1544
01:36:31,787 --> 01:36:33,956
- Oh, I don't believe you!
- Oh, you don't believe me?

1545
01:36:34,039 --> 01:36:36,320
- No, I don't fucking believe you!
- You don't believe me?

1546
01:36:37,834 --> 01:36:41,588
Four weeks ago I had zip,

1547
01:36:41,672 --> 01:36:44,383
Now I got 3K! Look at it!

1548
01:36:44,466 --> 01:36:45,676
Give me a fucking break!

1549
01:36:45,759 --> 01:36:48,473
When was the last time you had money
like that under your fucking roof,

1550
01:36:48,553 --> 01:36:52,516
Now if you want me to keep paying for rent
and food, shut the fuck up!

1551
01:36:52,599 --> 01:36:54,726
And I'm not cleaning that shit up either!

1552
01:37:04,152 --> 01:37:08,115
- She's in, man! She's fucking in!
- Yeah? She's in?

1553
01:37:08,198 --> 01:37:09,912
Yeah... Well, I'm still ironing out
the details,

1554
01:37:09,992 --> 01:37:13,787
but guaranteed, I'll have her shooting
scenes by September, baby!

1555
01:37:13,870 --> 01:37:15,580
That's pretty impressive, though, man.

1556
01:37:15,664 --> 01:37:18,083
Three weeks, you convinced
a girl to do porn?

1557
01:37:18,166 --> 01:37:20,127
Like, what the fuck?

1558
01:37:20,210 --> 01:37:22,921
I couldn't convince my first girlfriend
to give me a blowjob

1559
01:37:23,005 --> 01:37:24,923
for three fucking years.

1560
01:37:25,007 --> 01:37:29,302
Hey, man, what can I say, baby?
I'm good at what I do.

1561
01:37:29,386 --> 01:37:33,140
- So that means you're gonna be leaving?
- Yeah, I'm leaving.

1562
01:37:33,223 --> 01:37:35,600
Well, when are you leaving?

1563
01:37:35,684 --> 01:37:38,398
Well, basically, I just need enough
to float us until she starts shootin'.

1564
01:37:38,478 --> 01:37:41,231
I'm thinkin' I could have that
by the end of August, easy.

1565
01:37:41,314 --> 01:37:43,817
It's gonna suck for you to go.

1566
01:37:43,900 --> 01:37:47,154
I know, man, it's going to suck
not hanging with you anymore, Lonnie.

1567
01:37:47,237 --> 01:37:50,741
You're my guy! But, dude, I'm on top
of my game right now,

1568
01:37:50,824 --> 01:37:52,701
on like every single possible level.

1569
01:37:52,784 --> 01:37:55,328
Physical stamina, my mind is sharp.

1570
01:37:55,412 --> 01:37:59,041
Now that I'm making money, I'm taking
5-HTP for serotonin in my brain.

1571
01:37:59,124 --> 01:38:02,669
Dude, with my skill and ability
and my eidetic memory shit,

1572
01:38:02,753 --> 01:38:06,131
there's no denying what I can do.
The universe is on my side, bro.

1573
01:38:06,214 --> 01:38:07,257
Yeah?

1574
01:38:07,340 --> 01:38:11,261
Saber Entertainment's
first signed contract girl, Strawberry!

1575
01:38:11,344 --> 01:38:13,305
- You like that?
- I do, yeah.

1576
01:38:13,388 --> 01:38:15,515
Just Strawberry,
no need for anything fancy.

1577
01:38:15,599 --> 01:38:18,727
All the biggest celebrities have
one name... Cher, Prince, Madonna.

1578
01:38:18,810 --> 01:38:20,854
Oh, I'm getting a LLC
for Saber Entertainment.

1579
01:38:20,937 --> 01:38:23,315
- Yeah?
- I had a DBA for Mikey Saber,

1580
01:38:23,398 --> 01:38:25,859
but I didn't pay my annual fees,
so it expired.

1581
01:38:25,942 --> 01:38:28,236
And I had a falling out
with my old business partner.

1582
01:38:28,320 --> 01:38:31,323
- But I do have Mike Saber trademarked.
- That's cool.

1583
01:38:31,406 --> 01:38:33,662
Yeah. Oh, it's gonna be
a big announcement at AdultCon, bro.

1584
01:38:33,742 --> 01:38:35,577
- Yeah?
- Yeah, dude.

1585
01:38:35,660 --> 01:38:37,874
You know what? This small town life,
it just ain't for me, man.

1586
01:38:37,954 --> 01:38:40,749
No offense. But, like,
I'm a big city guy, you know?

1587
01:38:40,832 --> 01:38:42,834
Dude, if you want,
I can hook you up with Leondria

1588
01:38:42,918 --> 01:38:44,169
so you can have my clientele.

1589
01:38:44,252 --> 01:38:45,754
- Hell yeah!
- Yeah.

1590
01:38:45,837 --> 01:38:48,135
I just don't want you selling fucking
flags for the rest of your life,

1591
01:38:48,215 --> 01:38:50,345
you know what I mean?
Oh, here's the exit right here, bro!

1592
01:38:50,425 --> 01:38:51,927
Oh, fuck! Lonnie!

1593
01:38:52,928 --> 01:38:54,679
Dude, we're fucked, dude!
We're fucked!

1594
01:38:54,763 --> 01:38:57,724
- I fuckin' know, man, I know!
- We're fucked! We're fucked!

1595
01:38:57,808 --> 01:39:01,269
Oh, my God, Lonnie, why did you
fuckin' pull off like that, man?

1596
01:39:01,353 --> 01:39:02,395
I didn't do anything, man!

1597
01:39:02,479 --> 01:39:05,732
I just fuckin' took the turn like you
fuckin' asked me to, man!

1598
01:39:05,816 --> 01:39:07,609
Stop the car, dude!
Stop the fucking car!

1599
01:39:07,692 --> 01:39:09,736
Stop the fucking car! Stop!

1600
01:39:11,613 --> 01:39:12,823
Where you going?

1601
01:39:14,241 --> 01:39:15,075
Crap!

1602
01:39:18,328 --> 01:39:20,080
Listen. Listen!

1603
01:39:21,081 --> 01:39:22,415
Asshole, look at me.

1604
01:39:24,376 --> 01:39:28,547
I was never with you.
You don't know me, I don't know you.

1605
01:39:28,630 --> 01:39:30,924
This never happened.
Are you listening to me?!

1606
01:39:31,007 --> 01:39:34,678
- What are we going to do?
- We? You did this, not me!

1607
01:39:34,761 --> 01:39:36,433
Look at me. You don't know me.
Say it. Say it.

1608
01:39:36,513 --> 01:39:37,848
You don't know me, say it.

1609
01:39:37,931 --> 01:39:39,182
I don't know you, man.

1610
01:39:40,392 --> 01:39:41,476
Fuck!

1611
01:39:47,149 --> 01:39:50,068
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, Mikey?

1612
01:40:02,247 --> 01:40:03,331
Mikey?

1613
01:40:03,415 --> 01:40:04,669
- Yeah, no, I'm fine.
- You okay?

1614
01:40:04,749 --> 01:40:06,838
- Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.
- You scared the shit out of me.

1615
01:40:06,918 --> 01:40:09,257
- I know, I just don't feel good.
- Are you sure you're okay?

1616
01:40:09,337 --> 01:40:10,630
Yup, thank you.

1617
01:40:20,849 --> 01:40:22,142
<i>According to authorities,</i>

1618
01:40:22,225 --> 01:40:26,104
<i>the 22-carpileup was caused by
a reckless driver that fled the scene.</i>

1619
01:40:26,188 --> 01:40:28,523
I hope they find
who's responsible for this.

1620
01:40:28,607 --> 01:40:32,068
- Better not be a drunk driver.
- Oh, they will find them.

1621
01:40:33,570 --> 01:40:37,073
They'll do some kind of <i>CSI</i>-stuff
investigation.

1622
01:40:37,157 --> 01:40:38,575
Mothers are getting...

1623
01:40:38,658 --> 01:40:40,458
Can you guys keep it down?
I can't hear the...

1624
01:40:41,536 --> 01:40:43,291
Geez, I'm sorry,
Mikey gives a shit about something.

1625
01:40:43,371 --> 01:40:45,293
I can't hear the announcer.
Seriously, this is tragic shit.

1626
01:40:45,373 --> 01:40:47,420
Well, I can't hear anything
'cause you're talking! Jesus Christ.

1627
01:40:47,500 --> 01:40:49,169
<i>Witnesses say that the reckless driver...</i>

1628
01:40:49,252 --> 01:40:51,087
<i>...crossed from the far left lane</i>

1629
01:40:51,171 --> 01:40:53,757
<i>in front of a semi-truck,
causing the truck to jackknife,</i>

1630
01:40:53,840 --> 01:40:57,928
<i>resulting in a chain-reaction crash
that came out of nowhere.</i>

1631
01:40:59,095 --> 01:41:02,224
Hey, how you doing?

1632
01:41:03,892 --> 01:41:05,894
Yeah, everything's good.

1633
01:41:06,895 --> 01:41:11,107
Yeah, we're just watching the news.
Shit's crazy, right?

1634
01:41:12,442 --> 01:41:16,446
I know. Um, look,
some business stuff came up,

1635
01:41:16,529 --> 01:41:18,049
so I'm not sure I can make it tonight.

1636
01:41:19,199 --> 01:41:23,703
No, it's all good, just some business
stuff I got to take care of. Yeah.

1637
01:41:24,704 --> 01:41:26,915
Okay. Okay, bye.

1638
01:41:43,640 --> 01:41:46,101
Mikey! Mikey!

1639
01:41:46,184 --> 01:41:48,315
Oh, my God, there's fuckin' cops
outside fuckin' Lonnie's!

1640
01:41:48,395 --> 01:41:50,563
Something's goin' down!

1641
01:41:50,647 --> 01:41:51,690
What?

1642
01:41:51,773 --> 01:41:54,067
Come quick, there's cops next door.
Oh, my God!

1643
01:41:55,068 --> 01:41:56,861
The sheriff's here too!

1644
01:41:58,196 --> 01:41:59,781
Holy shit...

1645
01:42:02,409 --> 01:42:03,743
Oh, my God, Ma, the news.

1646
01:42:03,827 --> 01:42:06,288
The fucking news is here.
I'm gonna go check it out.

1647
01:42:06,371 --> 01:42:08,039
- Wait...
- Come on.

1648
01:42:31,146 --> 01:42:32,480
<i>Thank you, Nathan.</i>

1649
01:42:32,564 --> 01:42:34,899
<i>Texas City resident Lonnifer Hill</i>

1650
01:42:34,983 --> 01:42:37,861
<i>is in custody
at the Galveston county jail.</i>

1651
01:42:37,944 --> 01:42:41,072
<i>He is scheduled to make
his court appearance this afternoon</i>

1652
01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:42,782
<i>- to be advised of his rights.</i>
- Morning.

1653
01:42:42,866 --> 01:42:44,576
- Morning.
<i>- According to his attorney,</i>

1654
01:42:44,659 --> 01:42:47,329
<i>a bond is not
being considered at this time.</i>

1655
01:42:47,412 --> 01:42:48,621
<i>Thank you, Lily.</i>

1656
01:42:48,705 --> 01:42:52,625
<i>Of the 14 individuals taken to hospitals,
eight are still being treated.</i>

1657
01:42:52,709 --> 01:42:54,836
<i>There will be an investigation
into every action...</i>

1658
01:42:54,919 --> 01:42:57,630
- I'm gonna get some milk.
- Okay.

1659
01:43:07,349 --> 01:43:09,642
Hey, watch your bike there, man.

1660
01:43:09,726 --> 01:43:11,686
<i>I mean, the cars
just kept coming and coming.</i>

1661
01:43:11,770 --> 01:43:14,397
<i>De Leo made it out,
untouched, but shaken.</i>

1662
01:43:14,481 --> 01:43:16,816
<i>That had to be so scary
for those drivers.</i>

1663
01:43:16,900 --> 01:43:20,278
<i>Channel 5 spoke to the neighbor
of the individual allegedly responsible</i>

1664
01:43:20,362 --> 01:43:21,905
<i>for the incident last night.</i>

1665
01:43:21,988 --> 01:43:26,409
<i>It was shocking!
I mean, I've known him forever.</i>

1666
01:43:26,493 --> 01:43:30,038
They got him, man. Son of a bitch!

1667
01:43:30,121 --> 01:43:32,374
<i>- Sweetest guy, always shy.</i>
- Three dollars.

1668
01:43:32,457 --> 01:43:34,209
<i>Nice, great, great neighbor.</i>

1669
01:43:38,046 --> 01:43:41,424
Hey, they've been
playing my interview all morning.

1670
01:43:41,508 --> 01:43:45,011
I should have put on some makeup.
Looked like shit.

1671
01:43:51,351 --> 01:43:56,189
<i>Mr. Hill has no prior convictions.
However, this isn't his first run-in</i>

1672
01:43:56,272 --> 01:43:58,817
<i>with the Galveston County
District Attorney's Office.</i>

1673
01:43:58,900 --> 01:44:04,364
<i>In 2014, Mr. Hill had "stolen valor"
charges files against him,</i>

1674
01:44:04,447 --> 01:44:07,700
<i>which were subsequently dropped.
That's all for now.</i>

1675
01:44:07,784 --> 01:44:09,911
Oh, Lonnie's fucked.

1676
01:44:09,994 --> 01:44:11,955
<i>State Highway 146 in Texas City
remains closed</i>

1677
01:44:12,038 --> 01:44:14,958
<i>while cleanup crews continue to remove
wreckage from the southbound lanes.</i>

1678
01:44:19,337 --> 01:44:21,214
Mikey, I'm fixin' to make supper.

1679
01:44:21,297 --> 01:44:25,510
What would you like, shit on a shingle,
or chicken fried steak?

1680
01:44:25,593 --> 01:44:28,847
- I ain't hungry, Lil.
- Suit yourself.

1681
01:44:35,186 --> 01:44:38,523
No, I, miss you too.

1682
01:44:38,606 --> 01:44:40,942
I'm just tied up at work
with a client for a little bit,

1683
01:44:41,025 --> 01:44:44,028
But, yeah, I should be able
to meet up soon.

1684
01:44:44,112 --> 01:44:46,614
This is the residence of Lonnie
Hill,

1685
01:44:46,698 --> 01:44:48,661
the driver responsible
for the chain reaction crash

1686
01:44:48,741 --> 01:44:51,161
that took place on Highway 146
on Tuesday.

1687
01:44:51,244 --> 01:44:53,792
Oh, yeah, everything's fine.
I gotta go, let me hit you right back.

1688
01:44:53,872 --> 01:44:56,044
We've not received
any comments from his family at this time.

1689
01:44:56,124 --> 01:44:57,500
Okay, let's do it again.

1690
01:44:59,961 --> 01:45:03,798
Yo! Lonnie's lawyer's talking!

1691
01:45:03,882 --> 01:45:09,137
<i>My client, Lonnifer Hill,
will remain in custody for the time being,</i>

1692
01:45:09,220 --> 01:45:10,847
<i>but he is cooperating fully</i>

1693
01:45:10,930 --> 01:45:12,974
<i>with the Galveston County
Police Department.</i>

1694
01:45:13,057 --> 01:45:17,645
<i>My client has prepared a statement
that I would like to read.</i>

1695
01:45:19,147 --> 01:45:24,402
<i>"My error of judgement has led
to irreversible ramifications,</i>

1696
01:45:24,486 --> 01:45:28,698
<i>and I am deeply sorry to those
I've affected and hurt.</i>

1697
01:45:28,781 --> 01:45:33,411
<i>I panicked and wrongfully
left a crash site.</i>

1698
01:45:33,495 --> 01:45:40,126
<i>I take full responsibility for my actions
and will accept the consequences.</i>

1699
01:45:40,210 --> 01:45:41,461
<i>Thank you."</i>

1700
01:45:41,544 --> 01:45:45,381
<i>Three individuals who sustained
serious bodily injury</i>

1701
01:45:45,465 --> 01:45:49,511
<i>remain under close observation
at John Sealy Hospital.</i>

1702
01:45:49,594 --> 01:45:50,803
<i>Back to you in the studio.</i>

1703
01:45:50,887 --> 01:45:55,350
Oh, sweet little Lonnikins.
What did you do?

1704
01:45:55,433 --> 01:45:57,268
<i>...has the latest on the race for 2016.</i>

1705
01:45:57,352 --> 01:46:01,356
<i>Within hours of a new poll
showing Hillary Clinton with a solid lead</i>

1706
01:46:01,439 --> 01:46:05,068
<i>in the race for the White House,
Donald Trump declares this...</i>

1707
01:46:05,151 --> 01:46:07,820
<i>I'm afraid the election's gonna be
rigged. I have to be honest.</i>

1708
01:46:16,955 --> 01:46:18,248
Thank you!

1709
01:46:19,290 --> 01:46:24,087
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

1710
01:46:26,923 --> 01:46:30,051
Thank you. Thank you. Thank...

1711
01:47:06,379 --> 01:47:08,089
Strawberry, our lives are about...

1712
01:47:09,132 --> 01:47:10,550
Hello, stranger.

1713
01:47:10,633 --> 01:47:12,135
Sorry, guys. Sorry, Ms. Phan.

1714
01:47:12,218 --> 01:47:14,345
Strawberry, I need to talk to you
outside now. Come.

1715
01:47:18,099 --> 01:47:21,269
Look, I've been doing
some real soul searching.

1716
01:47:21,352 --> 01:47:25,148
That pile-up that happened the other day?
That shit affected me.

1717
01:47:25,231 --> 01:47:28,651
Life can change on a dime.
You could have been in one of those cars.

1718
01:47:28,735 --> 01:47:30,987
I could have been in one of those cars.

1719
01:47:31,070 --> 01:47:33,114
Life would be so different right now.

1720
01:47:33,197 --> 01:47:35,950
Look, I was gonna wait
a few weeks to ask you,

1721
01:47:36,034 --> 01:47:38,286
but I'm not wasting any more time.

1722
01:47:38,369 --> 01:47:41,039
- Are you proposing to me?
- What?

1723
01:47:41,122 --> 01:47:44,042
- Are you proposing to me?
- No, here.

1724
01:47:44,125 --> 01:47:45,960
Look, we gotta get out of here.

1725
01:47:46,044 --> 01:47:49,297
That shit that happened on 146?
That was a sign.

1726
01:47:49,380 --> 01:47:51,633
To do what makes you happy today.

1727
01:47:51,716 --> 01:47:53,801
Because there may not be a tomorrow.

1728
01:47:54,844 --> 01:47:59,349
Look, I want you to celebrate
your 18th birthday in L.A. with me.

1729
01:47:59,432 --> 01:48:01,768
I want you to follow your destiny,

1730
01:48:01,851 --> 01:48:05,396
and I want be right there next to you
to help you follow it.

1731
01:48:05,480 --> 01:48:07,106
So what do you say?

1732
01:48:08,107 --> 01:48:09,692
Let's start a new life together

1733
01:48:09,776 --> 01:48:12,654
and get the fuck outta this dead-end,
shit-hole town, okay?

1734
01:48:12,737 --> 01:48:16,240
- Do you mean like now?
- Well, we'll leave tomorrow,

1735
01:48:16,324 --> 01:48:18,534
and we'll be in L.A. by Monday, babe.

1736
01:48:18,618 --> 01:48:22,372
Oh, my God! Mikey! I think I'm dreaming!

1737
01:48:22,455 --> 01:48:23,873
Me too!

1738
01:48:25,416 --> 01:48:27,585
Ms. Phan, I have to quit.

1739
01:48:27,669 --> 01:48:30,838
I love you guys,
but I'm going to L.A. with Mikey.

1740
01:48:36,386 --> 01:48:38,930
Thank you for all the free donuts,
Ms. Phan.

1741
01:48:45,228 --> 01:48:47,814
So we're gonna leave
at 10:00 am. Okay?

1742
01:48:47,897 --> 01:48:50,149
I'm gonna get a car,
I'm gonna pick you up.

1743
01:48:50,233 --> 01:48:52,360
- You got a car?
- Well, I'm gonna get a taxi.

1744
01:48:52,443 --> 01:48:55,154
I'm gonna have a taxi pick us up
and take us to the station,

1745
01:48:55,238 --> 01:48:58,783
and we're taking a bus
to Hollywood, baby.

1746
01:48:58,866 --> 01:48:59,909
Okay.

1747
01:48:59,992 --> 01:49:02,373
So just be packed and ready to go at ten,
but just bring one bag,

1748
01:49:02,453 --> 01:49:05,206
because when we get to L.A.,
we're gonna buy all new shit.

1749
01:49:08,209 --> 01:49:10,044
- Mikey?
- Yeah?

1750
01:49:11,838 --> 01:49:13,631
You make me so happy.

1751
01:49:39,657 --> 01:49:42,326
- Is Lil here? Is she...
- She's sleeping.

1752
01:49:58,259 --> 01:49:59,927
Been a crazy month,

1753
01:50:01,137 --> 01:50:02,513
It sure has.

1754
01:50:02,597 --> 01:50:05,767
- Poor Lonnie. So fucked up.
- Oh, my God, it's so sad.

1755
01:50:07,310 --> 01:50:09,896
- I hope he's all right.
- Yeah, me too.

1756
01:50:12,106 --> 01:50:13,206
Yeah.

1757
01:50:15,526 --> 01:50:18,571
It's just been so wild,
we've been fighting and all that stuff.

1758
01:50:20,823 --> 01:50:21,866
Yeah.

1759
01:50:22,867 --> 01:50:25,578
I'm not... I'm not really in the mood.

1760
01:50:25,661 --> 01:50:27,455
I'm not really in the mood
to mess around.

1761
01:50:27,538 --> 01:50:29,916
- Oh, yeah.
- I'm just saying.

1762
01:50:33,878 --> 01:50:37,089
Just been fighting a lot,
been a lot of drama lately and...

1763
01:50:41,260 --> 01:50:43,179
We don't want to fight,
you know what I mean.

1764
01:50:44,806 --> 01:50:47,016
I know you don't want that.
I don't want that.

1765
01:50:50,061 --> 01:50:52,072
So, yeah.

1766
01:50:56,108 --> 01:51:00,321
Hey, look, I'm... I'm just gonna tell ya.

1767
01:51:00,404 --> 01:51:02,532
I'm going back to California
in the morning.

1768
01:51:06,244 --> 01:51:07,245
So...

1769
01:51:12,083 --> 01:51:14,669
- I mean...
- You're going back to California?

1770
01:51:14,752 --> 01:51:17,630
Yep. I got some work.

1771
01:51:19,173 --> 01:51:21,259
So that's good. And...

1772
01:51:26,264 --> 01:51:29,600
You know, this has not
been going good with us.

1773
01:51:29,684 --> 01:51:33,604
It's so much drama, throwing coffee pots.
We don't need that, you know?

1774
01:51:33,688 --> 01:51:36,566
And... but this has been fun.

1775
01:51:36,649 --> 01:51:39,944
You know, we had
some good times. I know...

1776
01:51:41,612 --> 01:51:45,032
It just feels like,
just feels like it's time to go.

1777
01:51:45,116 --> 01:51:46,158
You know?

1778
01:51:46,242 --> 01:51:48,995
I'm sure Lil's ready for me to go.

1779
01:51:51,414 --> 01:51:52,623
Yeah.

1780
01:51:56,377 --> 01:51:58,049
I don't want to fight with you,
you know what I mean?

1781
01:51:58,129 --> 01:52:00,339
But we had good times, as always.

1782
01:52:00,423 --> 01:52:03,384
And thank you for the hospitality.

1783
01:52:04,385 --> 01:52:07,179
It's been great. So...

1784
01:52:09,765 --> 01:52:11,767
You know, I wanted to tell
you and Lil together,

1785
01:52:11,851 --> 01:52:15,438
but I guess I could just tell her
in the morning before I go.

1786
01:52:15,521 --> 01:52:18,232
Or if I... I don't see her, I can...

1787
01:52:18,316 --> 01:52:20,318
I'll call her or something, thank her.

1788
01:52:20,401 --> 01:52:21,402
But...

1789
01:52:24,447 --> 01:52:25,781
So I'm gonna go to bed.

1790
01:52:34,707 --> 01:52:38,836
Okay? We're good? You understand.

1791
01:54:58,601 --> 01:55:01,604
Oh, look at this cutie pie.

1792
01:55:01,687 --> 01:55:03,647
Hey, yo, B, hit the light.

1793
01:55:03,731 --> 01:55:05,316
Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey!

1794
01:55:07,860 --> 01:55:09,528
What the fuck?

1795
01:55:11,238 --> 01:55:12,281
Look out!

1796
01:55:12,364 --> 01:55:14,700
Look at this scared motherfucker, man!

1797
01:55:14,784 --> 01:55:17,495
- June?
- It's me, homeboy.

1798
01:55:17,578 --> 01:55:19,872
- What the fuck?
- That's right.

1799
01:55:20,873 --> 01:55:22,249
What are you doing?

1800
01:55:22,333 --> 01:55:26,670
Money. Weed.
Get your shit and get the fuck out!

1801
01:55:26,754 --> 01:55:29,093
June, what the fuck? I'm good
with your mom. What are you talking about?

1802
01:55:29,173 --> 01:55:32,176
- I'm not giving you shit.
- You're good with my mama? Yeah, nah.

1803
01:55:32,259 --> 01:55:34,845
- This is your eviction notice, Mikey.
- Are you serious?

1804
01:55:34,929 --> 01:55:36,388
I don't think you got the message.

1805
01:55:36,472 --> 01:55:38,269
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm good with your mom.

1806
01:55:38,349 --> 01:55:41,143
- She sent us here.
- Give me my phone, I'm calling Leondria.

1807
01:55:41,227 --> 01:55:43,562
That shit's not an option.
Where the hell the money at?

1808
01:55:43,646 --> 01:55:45,568
- No, fuck you, I'm not giving you shit!
- Fuck me?

1809
01:55:45,648 --> 01:55:47,319
I'm not telling you
where my fucking money is. Fuck you.

1810
01:55:47,399 --> 01:55:48,839
- Fuck me!
- It's under the mattress!

1811
01:55:51,987 --> 01:55:54,406
- What are you doing?
- What the fuck?

1812
01:55:54,490 --> 01:55:57,243
- What are you doing, man?
- Motherfucker's naked!

1813
01:55:57,326 --> 01:55:58,911
The money's under the mattress!

1814
01:55:58,994 --> 01:56:01,917
- What the fuck? What are you doing? No!
- On the other side, under the mattress.

1815
01:56:01,997 --> 01:56:03,374
Go and get that, B!

1816
01:56:03,457 --> 01:56:07,378
- Motherfucker is layin' on the bed.
- Get that money! Get that money!

1817
01:56:07,461 --> 01:56:10,673
- I'm sorry, Mikey.
- Stop!

1818
01:56:13,300 --> 01:56:15,594
That's my money!
Hey, that's my fuckin' money!

1819
01:56:15,678 --> 01:56:16,720
What are you doing?!

1820
01:56:16,804 --> 01:56:18,809
Look, I was going to leave tomorrow.
Give me that shit back.

1821
01:56:18,889 --> 01:56:20,307
- Come on.
- I want you out tonight!

1822
01:56:20,391 --> 01:56:22,271
- Oh, fuck you, Lil!
- I don't give a fuck about you!

1823
01:56:22,351 --> 01:56:25,062
I don't give a fuck about nothin'
they got goin' on over here.

1824
01:56:25,146 --> 01:56:27,276
- I'm here for a motherfuckin' job.
- Give me that shit back!

1825
01:56:27,356 --> 01:56:28,736
- Get your ass back!
- What are you doing?

1826
01:56:28,816 --> 01:56:29,817
Thank you so much.

1827
01:56:29,900 --> 01:56:32,444
- Get dressed, man!
- I see. You bitches played me.

1828
01:56:32,528 --> 01:56:34,450
- Look at all this money!
- Oh, this is fuckin' great!

1829
01:56:34,530 --> 01:56:35,948
This is just great!

1830
01:56:36,031 --> 01:56:37,700
- Fuck you!
- So much fuckin' money!

1831
01:56:37,783 --> 01:56:39,705
I can't believe she called me
over here for this shit, man!

1832
01:56:39,785 --> 01:56:41,287
Fuck you! I paid for August rent!

1833
01:56:41,370 --> 01:56:43,292
- Give me some of that back!
- Now give me my mom weed, homeboy!

1834
01:56:43,372 --> 01:56:45,961
- I'm not telling you where the weed's at!
- I'm about to fuck you up!

1835
01:56:46,041 --> 01:56:47,338
You got my money,
you're not getting my weed!

1836
01:56:47,418 --> 01:56:49,578
- It's right over there, actually.
- You fuckin' bitch!

1837
01:56:51,213 --> 01:56:54,216
- God...
- Oh, it's so hot in here. Ma, you hot?

1838
01:56:54,300 --> 01:56:56,388
- Oh, Ma...
- I'll fucking lunge-kick you and your ma!

1839
01:56:56,468 --> 01:56:59,638
Oh, will you? Green belt?
You gonna do some of those moves?

1840
01:56:59,722 --> 01:57:01,432
- Fuck you, bitch!
- Shut the fuck up!

1841
01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,601
Relax, Ernesto!

1842
01:57:03,684 --> 01:57:05,644
- Now get your shit and get out.
- That's right.

1843
01:57:05,728 --> 01:57:09,106
And don't even think about stepping foot
in Texas City again. You got me?

1844
01:57:09,190 --> 01:57:11,650
Ain't no lie baby, bye, bye, bye.

1845
01:57:13,152 --> 01:57:14,156
Can I put my clothes on, please?

1846
01:57:14,236 --> 01:57:16,242
Can you just give me some privacy
so I can put my clothes on, please?

1847
01:57:16,322 --> 01:57:19,033
You got 30 motherfuckin' seconds, homeboy.

1848
01:57:19,116 --> 01:57:20,910
Thirty seconds
'cause you're wasting my time.

1849
01:57:20,993 --> 01:57:23,370
- Okay.
- That's less than a minute, Mikey.

1850
01:57:23,454 --> 01:57:26,043
- Yeah, I'll give you less than a minute.
- Less than a motherfuckin' minute.

1851
01:57:26,123 --> 01:57:27,461
I'll give you less than a fuckin' minute.

1852
01:57:27,541 --> 01:57:29,293
Thirty seconds starts now.

1853
01:57:29,376 --> 01:57:33,505
- You hear me? Thirty seconds.
- All right, let me get changed, Jesus.

1854
01:57:33,589 --> 01:57:35,007
Motherfucker.

1855
01:57:36,175 --> 01:57:38,093
Hurry the fuck up, you nasty bitch.

1856
01:57:39,428 --> 01:57:44,225
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

1857
01:57:44,308 --> 01:57:47,353
eight, nine, 30!

1858
01:57:51,732 --> 01:57:54,526
Oh, man, Mama is going to kill me.

1859
01:58:30,020 --> 01:58:31,313
Leondria!

1860
01:58:32,314 --> 01:58:34,358
Shit! Open up!

1861
01:58:34,441 --> 01:58:36,777
Okay, sorry.

1862
01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:38,696
Oh, fuck this, what are you doing?

1863
01:58:38,779 --> 01:58:40,155
- We got to talk!
- Where's June?

1864
01:58:40,239 --> 01:58:42,950
- What do you mean? You sent...
- Listen. Go in the back.

1865
01:58:43,033 --> 01:58:48,038
- Okay. Can I have a towel?
- Hell no! Go that way. Fuck this.

1866
01:58:49,957 --> 01:58:51,500
Cover that shit up, boy.

1867
01:58:55,087 --> 01:58:57,509
Okay, look, yeah, you want me to admit it?
I was selling to the hardhats.

1868
01:58:57,589 --> 01:58:59,678
I know you told me not to,
but they're good customers.

1869
01:58:59,758 --> 01:59:03,929
They're good guys.
I... You got their money.

1870
01:59:08,934 --> 01:59:11,854
Yes. Yeah. Out back.

1871
01:59:17,151 --> 01:59:19,945
You're <i>persona non grata.</i>

1872
01:59:20,029 --> 01:59:22,239
You know what that means, Mr. Hollywood?

1873
01:59:22,323 --> 01:59:24,283
Yeah... Yes, I know what that means.
But why?

1874
01:59:24,366 --> 01:59:28,203
I'm looking out for Lil.
And that's all you need to know.

1875
01:59:29,204 --> 01:59:32,583
- Goddamn sabotage. Okay.
- Whatever.

1876
01:59:34,084 --> 01:59:37,504
Oh, great, the goonete squad.
Look at them go.

1877
01:59:37,588 --> 01:59:39,798
Hey, Ma, this nigga jumped out the window.

1878
01:59:39,882 --> 01:59:42,259
- Is Lil and Lexi okay?
- They're fine.

1879
01:59:42,343 --> 01:59:46,930
Man, shut the fuck up.
Look, that house is crazy.

1880
01:59:47,014 --> 01:59:49,141
Everybody over there screamin' and cryin',

1881
01:59:49,224 --> 01:59:51,063
this motherfucker
with his junk swingin' everywhere.

1882
01:59:51,143 --> 01:59:53,687
This lazy bastard not doin' shit.

1883
01:59:53,771 --> 01:59:55,567
- Besides sittin' on your ass.
- Shit, I did a lot. I showed up!

1884
01:59:55,647 --> 01:59:57,775
- I'm the fuckin' muscle.
- And your lazy ass!

1885
01:59:57,858 --> 01:59:59,526
All you did was get the money!

1886
01:59:59,610 --> 02:00:01,528
And then you were just watchin'.

1887
02:00:01,612 --> 02:00:03,909
Nobody told me I was going to be draggin'
a butt-naked dude out of the bed.

1888
02:00:03,989 --> 02:00:05,616
Man, you ain't even do shit
anyways.

1889
02:00:05,699 --> 02:00:07,288
I don't need you coming on
no runs with me.

1890
02:00:07,368 --> 02:00:09,164
You ain't nothin'
but dead weight, motherfucker.

1891
02:00:09,244 --> 02:00:11,121
Okay, that's cool. It's all good.

1892
02:00:11,205 --> 02:00:12,710
Mom, you going to let her
talk to me like that?

1893
02:00:12,790 --> 02:00:14,336
Hell yeah, I'm going
to talk to you like that!

1894
02:00:14,416 --> 02:00:15,587
- Listen...
- She can't save you.

1895
02:00:15,667 --> 02:00:16,794
- Time out.
- Okay.

1896
02:00:16,877 --> 02:00:19,963
- Lazy motherfucker.
- Time the fuck out.

1897
02:00:20,047 --> 02:00:22,257
Yeah, you guys are on time out!

1898
02:00:22,341 --> 02:00:25,260
- Shut up.
- Shut up, bro. Zip it.

1899
02:00:26,387 --> 02:00:29,765
Mom, this incident ruined my night.

1900
02:00:29,848 --> 02:00:33,143
One of my buddies has a party at Oceans,
I could have been there.

1901
02:00:33,227 --> 02:00:34,732
But I got to come
and deal with this bullshit!

1902
02:00:34,812 --> 02:00:37,234
- You see? Constant complaining.
- You were there to protect your sister.

1903
02:00:37,314 --> 02:00:40,234
- He not coming with me no more.
- Well, I'm done with this shit.

1904
02:00:40,317 --> 02:00:41,655
Should have stayed
your ass at home.

1905
02:00:41,735 --> 02:00:44,238
You know what?
We havin' a family meeting after this.

1906
02:00:44,321 --> 02:00:45,864
- Family meeting?
- Point blank.

1907
02:00:45,948 --> 02:00:47,411
- Are you serious?
- We need a meeting.

1908
02:00:47,491 --> 02:00:49,868
You can take that information
and do what you want with it.

1909
02:00:51,161 --> 02:00:53,667
You ain't going to that fucked up club.
You ain't goin' nowhere.

1910
02:00:53,747 --> 02:00:55,916
Homeboy, you gonna sit right here
and roll with us.

1911
02:00:55,999 --> 02:00:58,335
We need a meeting. Now back to you.

1912
02:00:58,419 --> 02:01:00,045
Yeah, yeah, back to the sabotage.

1913
02:01:00,129 --> 02:01:02,381
Whatever you want to call it.
It's over with.

1914
02:01:02,464 --> 02:01:05,509
That was between me and Lexi.
Seriously, what the fuck?

1915
02:01:05,592 --> 02:01:08,387
At the end of the day,
it's about you getting up out of Texas.

1916
02:01:08,470 --> 02:01:10,347
It's time for you to bounce.

1917
02:01:10,431 --> 02:01:13,684
Yeah, I'm fixin' to,
but I was gonna leave in the morning.

1918
02:01:13,767 --> 02:01:15,519
I need money to do that.

1919
02:01:15,602 --> 02:01:17,775
Well, maybe you could go
sell one of your fuck trophies.

1920
02:01:17,855 --> 02:01:20,732
Hey, watch your mouth in front of Mom.
What's wrong with you?

1921
02:01:20,816 --> 02:01:22,317
Did you give him
his two hundred?

1922
02:01:22,401 --> 02:01:24,486
I was, but then his punk ass
jumped out the window.

1923
02:01:24,570 --> 02:01:25,654
Two hundred, that's it?

1924
02:01:25,737 --> 02:01:28,532
That's enough to get you a bus ticket
far beyond the state line.

1925
02:01:30,576 --> 02:01:34,037
After everything I did for you.
Two hundred.

1926
02:01:35,289 --> 02:01:36,957
Be gone by midday.

1927
02:01:39,877 --> 02:01:42,379
- Thank your mom for me.
- I sure will.

1928
02:01:42,463 --> 02:01:44,465
Maybe you oughta come by
our house sometime.

1929
02:01:44,548 --> 02:01:47,468
- Yeah, that would be nice.
- Yeah, you and Lex, y'all come over.

1930
02:01:47,551 --> 02:01:50,095
- We can barbeque, drink some beer.
- Oh, that would be great.

1931
02:01:51,638 --> 02:01:54,683
You know, I should... I should be
taking the backpack that you gave me.

1932
02:01:54,766 --> 02:01:56,146
But, no, I'll take... I'll use this.

1933
02:01:56,226 --> 02:01:58,357
You want me to walk down the street
with a garbage bag? Fine.

1934
02:01:58,437 --> 02:02:00,522
- Yeah, you should.
- Fuckin' bitch.

1935
02:02:00,606 --> 02:02:01,648
Like a hobo.

1936
02:02:01,732 --> 02:02:03,153
Threw my clothes in all there fucked up,

1937
02:02:03,233 --> 02:02:05,114
I'm gonna fold my clothes
so when I leave they're not wrinkled.

1938
02:02:05,194 --> 02:02:07,321
Me and him got in a fight
about 25 years ago.

1939
02:02:07,404 --> 02:02:09,076
- Really?
- I whupped his ass in high school.

1940
02:02:09,156 --> 02:02:11,033
- I'm sure he deserved it.
- Yeah.

1941
02:02:11,116 --> 02:02:12,367
I'm going to take my time.

1942
02:02:12,451 --> 02:02:13,952
Let's see, let's see how you fold.

1943
02:02:14,036 --> 02:02:15,370
Oh, look at that, fold.

1944
02:02:15,454 --> 02:02:18,293
- Oh, you should work at The Gap.
- Man, y'all get tired of this shit, man?

1945
02:02:18,373 --> 02:02:20,045
- No. I love it.
- Y'all don't get tired of this shit?

1946
02:02:20,125 --> 02:02:22,711
- Lil, you're a good woman, Lil.
- Thank you.

1947
02:02:22,794 --> 02:02:24,383
- You really are.
- Good seeing you again.

1948
02:02:24,463 --> 02:02:27,257
- Fuckin' dumb bitch...
- Man, hurry the fuck up!

1949
02:02:27,341 --> 02:02:29,304
- June, relax! What the fuck?
- That's right, hurry up.

1950
02:02:29,384 --> 02:02:31,053
- Thank you, June!
- Get your shit...

1951
02:02:33,597 --> 02:02:36,767
- June!
- There's been a lot of drama here.

1952
02:02:36,850 --> 02:02:40,187
Oh, no, you're not taking big stripes!

1953
02:02:40,270 --> 02:02:43,524
- I have the 64 ounce...
- And I took your favorite shirt, fuck you.

1954
02:02:43,607 --> 02:02:47,569
...for you, in here, Mikey.
Get the fuck... come on!

1955
02:02:47,653 --> 02:02:50,531
- Sit down!
- I'm taking my toothbrush...

1956
02:02:50,614 --> 02:02:52,241
Don't pretend you
brush your teeth.

1957
02:02:52,324 --> 02:02:53,867
- Relax, June.
- Oh, my God!

1958
02:02:53,951 --> 02:02:55,202
I'm going.

1959
02:02:55,285 --> 02:02:57,871
Lil, seriously, thank you so much
for letting me stay.

1960
02:02:57,955 --> 02:03:00,582
I had an amazing time and you
and your daughter are dumb bitches.

1961
02:03:00,666 --> 02:03:02,167
- Don't say that.
- Piece of shit.

1962
02:03:02,251 --> 02:03:03,919
- That is not right.
- Get the fuck out!

1963
02:03:04,002 --> 02:03:06,722
I'm gotta get a water before I leave
because I'm going to be thirsty.

1964
02:03:07,631 --> 02:03:10,926
I bought this ashtray.
I said when I got it, I can take it back!

1965
02:03:11,009 --> 02:03:12,302
Hey, let's go.

1966
02:03:12,386 --> 02:03:14,137
Fine. Fine.

1967
02:03:14,221 --> 02:03:16,515
I should have beat your ass
in high school.

1968
02:03:16,598 --> 02:03:19,434
Too bad it was the other way around,
You want to go another round?

1969
02:03:19,518 --> 02:03:21,478
Nah. You know what?

1970
02:03:21,562 --> 02:03:23,480
I got one last thing
to say to all you guys.

1971
02:03:23,564 --> 02:03:25,110
- Man, shut your bitch ass up.
- Shut up!

1972
02:03:25,190 --> 02:03:28,777
- Shut the fuck up.
- Not another word out of your mouth.

1973
02:03:30,445 --> 02:03:33,407
Now get the fuck out, you suitcase pimp.

1974
02:03:33,490 --> 02:03:34,908
What'd you say?

1975
02:03:36,201 --> 02:03:39,496
You heard me... suitcase pimp.

1976
02:03:39,580 --> 02:03:41,748
Say that shit again.

1977
02:03:41,832 --> 02:03:45,919
Homeless, suitcase, pimp.

1978
02:03:53,719 --> 02:03:55,262
Just go ahead and leave, dude.

1979
02:04:00,225 --> 02:04:01,476
Motherfucker...

1980
02:04:03,186 --> 02:04:05,647
- He's outta here, babe.
- He's outta here.

1981
02:04:05,731 --> 02:04:09,276
No more.
That was nothin' but trouble.