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Transcript by sub.Trader & Clarity
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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♪ Bye bye bye, bye bye ♪
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♪ Bye bye ♪
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♪ I'm doing this tonight ♪
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♪ You're probably gonna start a fight ♪
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♪ I know this can't be right ♪
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♪ Hey baby come on ♪
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♪ I loved you endlessly ♪
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♪ When you weren't there for me ♪
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♪ So now it's time to leave ♪
♪ and make it alone ♪
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♪ I know that I can't take no more ♪
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♪ It ain't no lie ♪
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♪ I want to see you out that door ♪
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♪ Baby bye bye bye ♪
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♪ Don't want to be a fool for you ♪
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♪ Just another player
in your game for two ♪
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♪ You may hate me but it ain't no lie ♪
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♪ Baby bye bye bye
Bye bye ♪
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♪ Don't really want to make it tough ♪
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♪ I just want to tell you
that I've had enough ♪
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♪ It might sound crazy
but it ain't no lie ♪
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♪ Baby bye bye ♪
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Hey, Lexi. It's me, Mikey.
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Mikey.
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No, no. Don't hang up.
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I got a big fucking surprise for you.
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Who is it?
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-House cleaning?
-Hey, surprise!
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-Hey.
-Hey, Lil.
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Oh my shit.
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Nice to see you too.
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How have you been?
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I am okay.
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It's me. Mikey.
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Remember me?
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I know. What are you doing here for?
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I just came to see Lexi
and I came to see you, of course.
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Both of you guys,
but is Lexi here right now?
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Lexi!
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Thank you.
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You won't believe who's here.
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Oh my gosh.
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Oh my, shit.
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Surprise.
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Oh my God.
What the-- What are you doing here?
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Oh, it's good to see you too.
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Why are you here?
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-Where do I begin? Let me--
-No, you are not coming in this house.
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-All beat up.
-That's right.
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-What the fuck--
-All right.
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All right. Well--
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-I'll tell you what's--
-Why are you here?
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-Yeah.
-Oh, well--
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Why are you here?
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Ma, can you give me a--
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Lil, I just wanted to come in
and hang for a couple of days.
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No, you are not coming in here.
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Mom, can you--
can you just go inside?
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What the fuck, Mikey?
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I know, I know this is unexpected.
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Oh, nothing with you is unexpected.
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I still got that sass.
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Look, I don't know what you want
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but I can't help you.
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So it doesn't matter
how or why you're here.
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Go away!
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Hey, Lil.
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Ma.
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Goddammit!
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I don't wanna be here.
All right? This is embarrassing.
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-I don't want you here either.
-You think I wanna show up like this?
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I got my ass fucking kicked.
I just need a place to crash.
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-Why can't you hear, just let me--
-What does it look like? A hotel?
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Really? It's like that?
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Can you get off the property please?
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-What are you gonna fucking do? Really?
-You want me to call the cops?
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-I'll call the cops.
-No. Don't--
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I'm calling the cops.
Ten, nine, eight, seven. Faster.
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I'm technically off the property.
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So you can't call the cops
cause I'm on public land.
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-Respecting your boundaries.
-Can you keep it down?
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Can you come over here, so I don't
have to project my voice, please?
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Fuck.
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Seriously. I just need a place to crash
for a couple of days. What's the big deal?
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Mikey, go fuck yourself.
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Oh. You don't even know
what I've been through.
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Look at my fucking face.
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I just was on the bus for two days.
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I had to walk here
from the bus station--
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Why don't you stay with your mama?
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My mom's in a nursing home in Lubbock.
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A care home. I can't sleep there.
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Mikey.
What do you want?
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-My God.
-What do you want?
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I just fucking told you.
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I just need to crash for a couple of days.
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-What? You want money, right? Here.
-No, I don't-- fucking money.
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I got 22 fucking dollars.
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Here. Come and get it. I can't come
on your property. Come get your money.
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You should have called.
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If I would have called
you would have said no.
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I'm still saying no.
So you fucked yourself back in it.
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-Oh, please, come on, you know me.
-Damn straight, I do.
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You know me and you know I wouldn't be
literally begging
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if I had somewhere to go.
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And if you don't let me in,
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I'm gonna sleep in Tarpey fucking
park tonight. Is that what you want?
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You said you're never gonna
step a foot in Texas again.
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And then the world fucked me.
What can I say?
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-Peek-a-boo.
-Ma.
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See your mom's saying, let him in,
let him in and take a shower.
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And the dog's like, oh, he's a good man.
I can tell by his nice energy.
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Please let me take a fucking shower.
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This shit got out of fucking control.
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If I didn't see it with my own eyes,
I wouldn't believe it.
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The place turned into a fucking
trap house right under my nose.
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Fucking Spiegler sends me
some scraggly bitch from Ohio
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that he promised would be chill.
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Her first night in the house, she gets
in a fight, knocks this fucking bitch out.
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Crack, right in front of me.
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It was like, holy shit.
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So anyway, she bounced, now I got to fill
the room so I don't lose the month.
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And her friend comes and stays there and
just gets high the whole fucking time.
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Why didn't you just kick the bitch out?
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I had seven hoes in there letting
MS-13 deal drugs the whole time.
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Lil, MS-13 is a gang
you don't want to fuck with.
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You're good. Okay.
Do you need any coffee?
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All right, sorry.
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So anyway, long story short,
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I ended up hiding out in my room
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because these dudes
were straight fucking killers
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and I didn't wanna fucking get killed,
so I played video games the whole time.
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-Remember the house in Chatsworth?
-Uh-huh.
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Well, th-- this place was like maybe
five times bigger, beautiful house.
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I had a two year lease with an option
to buy it at the end of the lease. Right?
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Well, as usual shit got fucking crazy.
I snapped.
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I got up in one of those cholos spaces.
Cause I'm not a little bitch.
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I came this fucking close
to getting shot, this fucking close.
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So then I had to crash with Kennedy.
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Do you remember Kennedy?
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Remember?
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Do you remember Kennedy?
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Anyway, I had to crash at
Kennedy's for like three weeks
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until he kicked my ass out cause
someone left his back door open
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and his cute little cat got out
and got killed
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and it wasn't me.
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It was some dumb cunt that
he fucked the night before.
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I'm sorry. I don't mean to
swear, but I don't do that.
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Like everyone blame me like,
oh Mikey, he's the bad guy.
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It's like, whatever. It's bullshit.
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So anyway, I had to crash at his place.
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He kicks me out.
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For like three nights
I slept on a fucking street.
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I slept in an alleyway.
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I used my shoes as a goddamn pillow.
It's fucking bullshit.
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My neck was so sore.
I got beat up.
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That's how this, all this happened,
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two homeless fuckers
beat the shit out of me.
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They took everything except
my phone and my wallet.
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And the only reason they didn't get that
as the cops showed up and arrested my ass.
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Why'd you get arrested?
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I have a feeling there's a
whole lot more to this story.
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Yeah. I'm sure there is.
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W-- what? It doesn't even matter.
Look, guys, this could be fun.
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This could be cool.
I got a plan.
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While I was on the bus
I thought about this.
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I gave it some serious thought. Lil,
you know, I'm not a free loader, right?
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-While I'm here--
-How long?
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-How long, what?
-How long do you plan on staying?
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Well, I mean, that's up to you
and Lexi, of course, but look,
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I saw some hiring signs on the way in.
I'll go downtown tomorrow
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and I'll get a job that pays cash.
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I'll teach fucking karate if I have to.
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I just got my green belt, okay? And I'll
make cash, and I'll help out around here.
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You need a man around the house.
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Can't you already see
shit's falling apart?
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I can help out with all that shit, right?
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I want at least 200 a week.
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Thank you Lil.
You're not going to regret this.
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Seriously. Thank you
so much for trusting me.
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I'm gonna--
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Let's give it a couple of days
and see how it goes.
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Yeah. Whatever you're comfortable with.
I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
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I'm here to help and look, before long,
it'll be like, we're still married.
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We are still married.
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Oh my God.
The backyard is a mess, see?
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You need a guy around you.
Dude, there's a dragon fly.
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Find out when, when she
called you now you traveled.
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-Yeah. I was in Florida.
-How many days later?
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This was about three days.
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So she called you and
said they were in a high speed--
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She say I was in a high
speed chase with Dante.
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-Morning.
-Who was chasing?
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-She was chasing him.
-Morning.
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He was in the car.
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She pulled up.
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-Somebody told her where they were.
-I love this show.
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I watch it every day so get used to it.
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And from what I was told, they were
doing like a 80 down the main street.
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She's trying to catch him.
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And he hit a pole, a fence pole.
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What do you say happened?
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I was coming back from the airport,
dropping her off as she stated.
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And when I was at the stop sign
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I had the right way to go, now, this car
just came straight through the stop sign.
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They ran a stop sign
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and T-boned the car almost like
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-they hit the front of the car.
-Was this your baby mother in another car?
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-No.
-When she calls you and she tells you,
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because I believe that conversation
happened. Do you call him?
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-Yes.
-And what does he say?
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He like, man, you know that crazy girl.
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It's not my fault. She crazy.
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I was trying to, he was in fear
for his safety is what he told me.
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-Is that what you said?
-No.
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I don't believe you.
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Sir, you have a $500 counterclaim
for emotional distress.
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I cannot wait to hear this.
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Hey, Lil, I'm going to borrow
some of your ground beef, okay?
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Okay.
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Hey, Lexi.
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-Hello?
-Yeah.
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I'm not looking too presentable
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so I'm gonna let this thing go down
before I go on this interview.
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So few more days. Okay? All right?
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Sure.
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All right. Thank you.
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It was before she
started getting to my bed.
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-Really?
-Yes.
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So that's what your counterclaim is about.
She has caused you emotional distress.
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Not baby mama number
one, two, three or four but her.
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-All of them do.
-Okay.
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They all run together.
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Your-- your counter claim
is dismissed, sir.
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Judgment in this case paying $2902.
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Not even one man shirt?
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Beggars can't be choosers, Mikey.
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Your last job listed is over 17 years ago.
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That's quite a gap in employment.
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You know, I've, I've worked almost
every day for the last 17 years.
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It's just, I've been self-employed.
243
00:12:05,485 --> 00:12:07,685
-What line of work?
-Oh, mostly entertainment.
244
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:08,862
I've been living in Los Angeles.
245
00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:12,109
That's why I have the 323 area code
right there in case you were wondering,
246
00:12:12,193 --> 00:12:15,095
but yeah, film, television,
music, entrepreneurship.
247
00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:17,225
Okay. So why are you
interested in working here?
248
00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:18,781
-Well, I'm living here now.
-Okay.
249
00:12:18,866 --> 00:12:21,212
We were estranged for a while.
I'll be honest, but you know,
250
00:12:21,297 --> 00:12:24,868
we're both from here and you know,
now that we're back living here,
251
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,515
we decided to, to make a run of it.
252
00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:31,649
Well, we do require some experience or
previous training in the service industry
253
00:12:31,734 --> 00:12:33,480
and at least one reference.
254
00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,653
Yeah, that's going to be tricky.
255
00:12:37,404 --> 00:12:39,873
But I did work for Cicis pizza
in '99 to 2000.
256
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,693
I think that branch
that I worked for closed,
257
00:12:41,778 --> 00:12:45,575
I put it on there, but yeah, you
could contact corporate if you like.
258
00:12:45,660 --> 00:12:48,244
Look, if you, if you were
incarcerated, that's okay.
259
00:12:48,329 --> 00:12:50,543
I just need something
from your parole officer.
260
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,884
-Look, I'm gonna to be straight with you.
-All right. I need that.
261
00:12:53,969 --> 00:12:57,379
Okay. All right. Look, I'll just be honest
with you. You don't recognize me, do you?
262
00:12:58,109 --> 00:13:00,070
I'm an adult film actor.
263
00:13:01,125 --> 00:13:01,984
Excuse me.
264
00:13:02,069 --> 00:13:04,079
A porn star.
Um, I'm a porn star.
265
00:13:07,380 --> 00:13:10,800
I know, I've been working in the adult
entertainment industry since 2001.
266
00:13:10,885 --> 00:13:12,978
-And you know, even though--
-Did you say porn?
267
00:13:13,063 --> 00:13:15,115
Hey. No, that was fun.
268
00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:16,956
-I'm sure was.
-Yeah. All the la--
269
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,165
Why don't you just Google me?
Look up Mikey Saber.
270
00:13:20,250 --> 00:13:25,325
Mikey--
Saber, S-A-B-E-R-XXX.
271
00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,429
Go ahead. Search it.
272
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,394
Unbelievable.
273
00:13:27,479 --> 00:13:29,854
Yeah, that's what they say.
274
00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:33,320
Yeah, just pull down. Yep. That's
me right there. Younger me, but--
275
00:13:35,095 --> 00:13:37,835
-Oh, that certainly is you.
-Yeah.
276
00:13:37,920 --> 00:13:42,155
2000 movies, six awards, 13
nominations in hall of fame did that.
277
00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:47,144
Now I want to start fresh and really
start a new chapter, a new life with,
278
00:13:47,229 --> 00:13:48,777
with you and your company, ma'am.
279
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:53,494
I'd really like to help you, but, um,
my management,they would not permit this.
280
00:13:53,579 --> 00:13:56,571
I'm sorry, but you are just simply
281
00:13:57,908 --> 00:13:59,760
overqualified for this job.
282
00:14:00,510 --> 00:14:05,490
I'm just not sure our customers would
be comfortable with you waiting on them.
283
00:14:06,707 --> 00:14:09,275
They may have seen one of your movies.
284
00:14:09,360 --> 00:14:12,477
But later on when you get home,
Google Mikey Saber XXX.
285
00:14:12,562 --> 00:14:14,454
And you'll see what I'm talking about.
There's some good shit.
286
00:14:14,539 --> 00:14:15,786
Okay.
Yeah, I'll do that.
287
00:14:15,870 --> 00:14:17,578
-Thanks.
-Thanks man. Take care now.
288
00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,530
Nobody's hiring.
289
00:14:27,557 --> 00:14:29,680
At least get your assistance check.
290
00:14:32,830 --> 00:14:36,526
Well, I may be able to get you paced
up from Brazzers or New Sensations,
291
00:14:36,610 --> 00:14:39,778
but I had a falling out with one of
the guys over there. It's a long story.
292
00:14:39,862 --> 00:14:42,721
Okay. But you need to be a
Texas resident to get benefits.
293
00:14:42,806 --> 00:14:45,510
I Know. I'm residing here.
I moved back in with my wife last week.
294
00:14:45,595 --> 00:14:49,515
In order to be a resident you need
to reside here for at least 180 days.
295
00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:53,775
So why don't you come back when you
can provide me with a Texas state ID
296
00:14:53,860 --> 00:14:55,540
and a copy of your marriage license. Okay?
297
00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,420
Yes, ma'am.
-Also, I'm a little confused.
298
00:14:58,505 --> 00:15:01,655
Is your last name Davis or Saber?
299
00:15:14,005 --> 00:15:15,138
Morning, Lil.
300
00:15:16,153 --> 00:15:17,114
Good morning.
301
00:15:46,578 --> 00:15:49,925
This has been a test
of the emergency warning system.
302
00:15:51,061 --> 00:15:53,623
FOOD STORE
TEXAS AVENUE FOOD STORE
303
00:16:22,114 --> 00:16:23,528
Ernesto.
304
00:16:26,910 --> 00:16:28,504
Me, Mikey from high school.
305
00:16:29,176 --> 00:16:30,144
Mikey?
306
00:16:30,229 --> 00:16:33,455
Oh, huh, Mikey. Okay. Okay.
307
00:16:33,540 --> 00:16:34,918
Is your mom here?
308
00:16:35,586 --> 00:16:36,601
Yeah. She's here.
309
00:16:37,179 --> 00:16:38,827
Can I please speak with her really quick?
310
00:16:39,464 --> 00:16:40,753
Yeah. She's out in the back.
311
00:16:41,430 --> 00:16:44,188
-Whoa-- whoa, out back.
-That way?
312
00:16:44,273 --> 00:16:45,304
-Yeah. Out back.
-Okay.
313
00:16:45,900 --> 00:16:47,062
Thanks. Big dog.
314
00:16:58,546 --> 00:16:59,859
He's a retarded.
315
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,230
Don't worry about it.
You know the boy is slow.
316
00:17:02,315 --> 00:17:04,950
That's why his head is so big.
Don't talk about the boy.
317
00:17:05,035 --> 00:17:05,926
I don't need him.
318
00:17:06,011 --> 00:17:08,236
I'm just telling you to calm down.
I'mma check his ass.
319
00:17:08,321 --> 00:17:10,509
Pardon me. Leondria.
320
00:17:10,594 --> 00:17:11,901
Hey, it's me. Mikey.
321
00:17:13,204 --> 00:17:14,118
Mikey.
322
00:17:14,944 --> 00:17:15,993
Remember me?
323
00:17:17,495 --> 00:17:19,089
It's okay.
It's been forever.
324
00:17:19,174 --> 00:17:21,375
It's Lil's son-in-law, Mikey.
325
00:17:23,194 --> 00:17:25,661
-Mikey.
-Yeah. It's good to see you, ma'am.
326
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:28,810
-What the hell are you doing around here?
-Yeah. I'm back in town.
327
00:17:28,895 --> 00:17:31,145
It's so good to see you again, ma'am.
You look great.
328
00:17:31,924 --> 00:17:34,316
-Hey, I'm Mikey.
-My daughter, June.
329
00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:38,300
Oh shit, June.
330
00:17:38,385 --> 00:17:39,520
I haven't seen you since--
331
00:17:39,605 --> 00:17:41,560
Last time I saw you
you were up to my knee.
332
00:17:41,645 --> 00:17:44,017
You've grown up. Big girl now.
333
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:49,329
So why are you back, Mr. Hollywood?
334
00:17:49,414 --> 00:17:51,943
Oh, oh, well--
335
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,880
Me and the old lady
trying to give it another go.
336
00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,020
Oh really?
337
00:17:56,105 --> 00:17:58,809
So you telling me Lil
letting you stay there?
338
00:17:58,894 --> 00:17:59,801
Well, yeah, yeah.
339
00:17:59,886 --> 00:18:03,764
I mean, you know, I'm-- I'm helping out
and chipping in around the house--
340
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:05,680
which is why I'm here.
341
00:18:05,765 --> 00:18:10,480
Uh, so I was wondering maybe
I can move some bud for you?
342
00:18:10,565 --> 00:18:11,894
Like I did back in the day.
343
00:18:15,924 --> 00:18:19,360
Speaking of back in the day
you sound brand new.
344
00:18:20,465 --> 00:18:22,720
Oh, the accent. Yeah. Yeah.
345
00:18:22,805 --> 00:18:24,899
I had to lose it for the biz ma'am
346
00:18:24,983 --> 00:18:27,721
but y'all know
I'm still a Texas boy at heart.
347
00:18:28,654 --> 00:18:31,300
-You helping Lil with the rent?
-Of course.
348
00:18:31,385 --> 00:18:33,730
But, uh, I'm kind of
cash poor at the moment.
349
00:18:33,815 --> 00:18:35,627
Do you think you could
put me on front street?
350
00:18:39,495 --> 00:18:40,990
Let's start with an ounce.
351
00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:43,180
Yeah, that'd be great.
Thank you.
352
00:18:43,265 --> 00:18:45,130
-Hey, June.
-Hey, darling.
353
00:18:45,215 --> 00:18:47,238
-How are you doing?
-I'm good. How are you doing?
354
00:18:52,055 --> 00:18:53,770
You ladies have a nice day.
355
00:18:53,855 --> 00:18:55,247
You too, Mikey.
356
00:18:55,332 --> 00:18:56,792
-All right, girl.
-Anyway, girl, so--
357
00:18:57,325 --> 00:18:58,980
-Yeah.
-What do you think of that?
358
00:18:59,065 --> 00:19:00,839
Yeah. So I kinda changed the--
359
00:19:00,924 --> 00:19:01,862
I like the color.
360
00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:11,079
I bet you any goddamn week
his ass gon' smoke that shit itself.
361
00:19:11,164 --> 00:19:12,995
Well, I'm glad I gave
him some Reggie bush.
362
00:19:13,080 --> 00:19:15,786
That's what I'm talking about.
You are smart, baby girl.
363
00:19:16,630 --> 00:19:18,846
Pipe, and those baggies
364
00:19:18,930 --> 00:19:20,846
and let me get Dutch masters.
365
00:19:20,930 --> 00:19:21,907
Wait. No, no. Yeah.
366
00:19:21,992 --> 00:19:24,726
Those those papers right there.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm a patriotic boy.
367
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:46,085
We must break free from the
petty politics of the past.
368
00:19:46,170 --> 00:19:52,217
America is a nation of
believers, dreamers and strikers
369
00:19:52,302 --> 00:19:57,526
that is being lead by a group
of sanctions, critics and cynics.
370
00:20:08,285 --> 00:20:09,250
You weren't bullshit.
371
00:20:09,335 --> 00:20:10,557
I don't bullshit.
372
00:20:11,075 --> 00:20:14,471
Just please don't give me that "nickel
for a shit" again. I won't get repeaters.
373
00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:17,200
It's not "nickel for a shit", son.
374
00:20:17,285 --> 00:20:18,367
Much better.
375
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:21,899
Ladies.
376
00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:25,977
-Hey, Leo.
-Hey June.
377
00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:27,782
How are you doing?
How is it going?
378
00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:29,538
-How are you?
-Good.
379
00:20:31,475 --> 00:20:33,147
Okay. Okay.
380
00:20:49,929 --> 00:20:51,098
Yes.
381
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:54,489
Got 'em.
382
00:20:55,345 --> 00:20:58,141
-Hello, ma'am.
-Hey, are you doing today, honey?
383
00:20:58,226 --> 00:21:00,422
Doing good. You got men's clothes?
My size.
384
00:21:00,507 --> 00:21:02,999
I got a few over here hanging out.
385
00:21:03,715 --> 00:21:06,240
I like this.
You think this is a good color on me?
386
00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:07,920
Oh, absolutely.
387
00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:11,130
Look at that. You have a
fitting room or I just gotta risk it?
388
00:21:11,215 --> 00:21:13,575
Yeah, I think this shirt
would look real nice on you, hon.
389
00:21:16,865 --> 00:21:19,471
If I buy all those clothes,
throw this in for a dollar.
390
00:21:19,555 --> 00:21:21,418
-Okay?
-Alright. Deal.
391
00:21:21,989 --> 00:21:24,000
-Sold.
-Sold.
392
00:21:25,532 --> 00:21:27,760
As a a token of my appreciation,
393
00:21:27,844 --> 00:21:31,867
step up from your
restaurant ashtrays, and okay.
394
00:21:31,952 --> 00:21:33,790
This doesn't change anything.
395
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,343
But I do like it.
396
00:21:53,391 --> 00:21:55,571
Damn. Dope ride.
397
00:21:56,285 --> 00:21:58,932
Uh, yeah, man. Can I help you?
398
00:21:59,645 --> 00:22:01,720
Wow. I'm next door.
399
00:22:01,805 --> 00:22:03,098
I'm living next door.
400
00:22:03,875 --> 00:22:04,990
Oh yeah?
401
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,082
Wait a second.
402
00:22:07,655 --> 00:22:08,559
Shit.
403
00:22:09,005 --> 00:22:10,210
You're Mikey.
404
00:22:10,295 --> 00:22:11,380
Yeah.
405
00:22:11,465 --> 00:22:13,745
Yeah man. It's-- it's me, man.
It's me, Lonnie.
406
00:22:14,975 --> 00:22:15,850
Do I know you?
407
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,885
Well, I mean, kinda--
408
00:22:18,969 --> 00:22:22,304
I mean, I live here obviously and uh,
409
00:22:23,020 --> 00:22:26,440
No, Lexi, man.
Lexi used to babysit me all the time.
410
00:22:26,525 --> 00:22:27,735
Oh yeah.
411
00:22:28,565 --> 00:22:31,810
Yeah. My parents came home one night.
Y'all were humping in their bedroom.
412
00:22:31,895 --> 00:22:33,790
You jumped out the window naked.
413
00:22:33,875 --> 00:22:35,795
They called the cops
on you and everything.
414
00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:37,355
Yup. Yup. Now I remember.
415
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,975
Oh shit.
Your mother hates me.
416
00:22:39,729 --> 00:22:42,635
Well, I mean she hated you, man.
Yeah, she died.
417
00:22:44,015 --> 00:22:45,148
Damn. Sorry to hear that.
418
00:22:45,232 --> 00:22:46,515
No, man, It's good, man.
419
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:48,310
I mean, it happened over a year ago.
420
00:22:48,395 --> 00:22:50,803
Bladder cancer, shit's a motherfucker.
421
00:22:50,888 --> 00:22:52,609
Oh shit. That sucks.
422
00:22:53,345 --> 00:22:56,440
But hey, we should hang out sometime,
take a spin in this bad boy.
423
00:22:56,525 --> 00:22:58,915
Oh yeah, man.
What are you even doing back here?
424
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:02,110
Oh, it's a long story, but do you think
you could take me downtown tomorrow?
425
00:23:02,195 --> 00:23:03,100
We could catch up.
426
00:23:03,185 --> 00:23:05,710
Yeah, dude, I would love to.
I got nothing else to do.
427
00:23:05,795 --> 00:23:06,935
Hell yeah. Thanks bro.
428
00:23:07,025 --> 00:23:10,768
Uh-- Hey, let's just get you some
shoes on this bitch. You're good to go.
429
00:23:10,853 --> 00:23:12,819
-Yeah man. I can't wait.
-All right.
430
00:23:12,904 --> 00:23:14,225
And welcome back, dude.
431
00:23:14,765 --> 00:23:16,786
Fucking Mikey man. Shit.
432
00:23:19,131 --> 00:23:20,513
Fucking Mikey.
433
00:23:34,886 --> 00:23:36,965
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
434
00:23:40,050 --> 00:23:42,683
Hey, great life choice guys. Seriously.
435
00:23:55,452 --> 00:23:58,085
Her doctor cut her pain meds
in half you fucking asshole.
436
00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,203
Yeah. Right.
437
00:24:01,195 --> 00:24:04,476
Oh, this is a pimp mobile
if I ever rode in one, Lonnie.
438
00:24:04,593 --> 00:24:06,220
Man, I'm not gonna lie to you, Mikey.
439
00:24:06,305 --> 00:24:09,190
I never thought I'd see you
back in Texas city, bro.
440
00:24:09,275 --> 00:24:10,499
Yeah, me neither.
441
00:24:11,211 --> 00:24:13,325
God, I remember when y'all left, man.
442
00:24:13,985 --> 00:24:16,179
Y'all were like celebrities,
you know.
443
00:24:16,263 --> 00:24:18,854
Fucking two porn stars,
the couple.
444
00:24:19,343 --> 00:24:20,249
Yeah, that's cool.
445
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:23,303
Oh, dude, they used to show
Lexis fucking videos
446
00:24:23,388 --> 00:24:25,690
at every one
of the highest school parties.
447
00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:28,952
And I got to brag man,
because she was my neighbor.
448
00:24:29,036 --> 00:24:30,415
And babysitter.
449
00:24:30,588 --> 00:24:32,825
Yeah, man, and babysitter, man.
450
00:24:32,945 --> 00:24:36,012
I got 800 almost 900 subscribers
on my Pornhub channel
451
00:24:36,096 --> 00:24:39,485
and I got one of the highest
ratings and that's not just male talent.
452
00:24:39,570 --> 00:24:40,445
That's overall.
453
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,090
I got an 81% positive click rate.
454
00:24:43,175 --> 00:24:44,784
I was at this coffee shop in the valley.
455
00:24:44,869 --> 00:24:46,761
And these people are like,
oh shit, that's Mike Saber.
456
00:24:46,846 --> 00:24:48,291
Right here, bro, go right.
457
00:24:50,479 --> 00:24:51,580
Yeah, bro.
458
00:24:51,665 --> 00:24:53,795
They recognized me.
They're like, oh, that's Mikey Saber.
459
00:24:53,890 --> 00:24:55,930
And they took a picture of me,
tag me on Instagram.
460
00:24:56,015 --> 00:24:58,179
And next thing you know,
I had a hundred new followers.
461
00:24:58,740 --> 00:25:00,720
-A hundred followers?
-Yup.
462
00:25:00,805 --> 00:25:02,694
I don't even have a hundred followers.
463
00:25:02,779 --> 00:25:05,539
Well, if you stick with me
I'll get your followers up, baby.
464
00:25:05,646 --> 00:25:07,035
Jenna Haze, man.
465
00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:08,950
-Huh?
-Jenna Haze, man.
466
00:25:09,034 --> 00:25:10,456
Oh, yeah. Jenna. Yeah.
467
00:25:10,541 --> 00:25:12,513
I did at least three scenes with her, man.
468
00:25:12,597 --> 00:25:15,258
She is a nasty bitch.
Let me tell ya.
469
00:25:15,343 --> 00:25:18,653
Make it rain on that ass.
You wanna see that, cash right here.
470
00:25:19,740 --> 00:25:22,807
If you'd like to see what's in-between,
come on, throw some more green.
471
00:25:22,907 --> 00:25:24,406
Right here, all night long.
472
00:25:24,491 --> 00:25:26,694
She ran my bill up to 1500 bucks.
473
00:25:26,779 --> 00:25:28,698
It's like who you calling improv, bitch.
474
00:25:28,783 --> 00:25:29,924
Fuck if I know.
475
00:25:30,009 --> 00:25:32,966
Shit. Yeah but she is
a beautiful girl, man.
476
00:25:33,051 --> 00:25:33,920
I can't hear you.
477
00:25:34,005 --> 00:25:36,255
I said, yeah, but she's
a beautiful girl, man.
478
00:25:36,340 --> 00:25:39,293
Yeah, she's fucking banging, bro.
She's banging.
479
00:25:39,650 --> 00:25:41,755
Oh, God, speaking of banging--
480
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,254
I need a minute.
481
00:25:49,057 --> 00:25:51,405
All that green right there--
482
00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:57,052
If you love pussy, well, hey, don't be shy
get on top side, right here right now.
483
00:26:02,330 --> 00:26:04,460
Tell your girls there's
more where that came from.
484
00:26:33,567 --> 00:26:35,740
Hey. Whatchu doing?
485
00:26:35,825 --> 00:26:37,505
I'm watching TV.
486
00:26:38,137 --> 00:26:39,622
No way. What are you watching?
487
00:26:40,520 --> 00:26:42,871
-None of your business.
-I love that show.
488
00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,231
Oh my God.
489
00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:46,013
Hey, you uh--
490
00:26:47,360 --> 00:26:48,895
You wanna hang out and stuff?
491
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,520
Do I want to hang out and stuff?
492
00:26:51,605 --> 00:26:52,683
Yeah.
493
00:26:54,755 --> 00:26:55,833
Do you wanna hook-up?
494
00:26:56,966 --> 00:26:58,442
Do I wanna hook-up?
495
00:27:00,255 --> 00:27:01,981
Do-- Do you wanna fuck?
496
00:27:05,390 --> 00:27:06,825
Are you serious right now, Mikey?
497
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:09,707
I'm serious, keep it down. Your mom-- Shh.
498
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:12,449
Come on.
499
00:27:12,534 --> 00:27:14,113
Okay. Hurry.
500
00:27:31,186 --> 00:27:32,147
Can I get a drag?
501
00:27:32,881 --> 00:27:33,842
Go on.
502
00:27:36,842 --> 00:27:38,716
Your body looks good.
You've been working out?
503
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:45,513
-What?
-So we're done here.
504
00:27:46,514 --> 00:27:48,592
Wait, you mean--
What-- I can't sleep here?
505
00:27:48,904 --> 00:27:50,693
-No.
-Really?
506
00:27:50,778 --> 00:27:52,037
Come back to the sofa.
507
00:27:52,512 --> 00:27:53,505
Come on now.
508
00:27:54,301 --> 00:27:56,207
Jesus. Oh my God.
509
00:28:18,529 --> 00:28:19,585
That was fun.
510
00:28:26,299 --> 00:28:30,010
-Sophie, I fucked your mom last night.
-Oh my God. Can you keep it down?
511
00:28:30,095 --> 00:28:32,807
Oh. Stop. You love it.
512
00:28:34,670 --> 00:28:36,736
Don't think this is going
to become a regular thing.
513
00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:45,025
Think you can cut the lawn today?
514
00:29:17,365 --> 00:29:19,795
That's it. That's why I'm back,
I'm back in town.
515
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,006
You seen me before,
don't act like you ain't seen me.
516
00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:23,194
She's acting now.
517
00:29:25,263 --> 00:29:29,605
You know what, in high school,
I beat this guy's ass like 25 years ago.
518
00:29:29,690 --> 00:29:32,570
We had a misunderstanding on
the basketball game.
519
00:29:33,752 --> 00:29:38,244
♪ Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you. ♪
520
00:29:38,337 --> 00:29:39,307
♪ Happy-- ♪
521
00:29:41,673 --> 00:29:46,060
Ma, we just want to say happy birthday.
And we hope you'd have many more.
522
00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:49,560
Thank you, honey.
523
00:29:52,279 --> 00:29:55,220
I guess you can set it down.
Thank you all for coming out.
524
00:30:16,744 --> 00:30:18,551
Gina-- Gina Valentine.
525
00:30:18,636 --> 00:30:20,379
-Gina, Melissa.
-Yeah.
526
00:30:20,464 --> 00:30:22,510
Yeah, man.
You were in a bunch of her scenes.
527
00:30:22,595 --> 00:30:24,511
She was in a bunch of
my scenes technically,
528
00:30:24,595 --> 00:30:26,252
but yeah, that was my girl after Lexi.
529
00:30:26,337 --> 00:30:29,980
Bitch goes and marry some rich
software dork she met in Vegas.
530
00:30:30,065 --> 00:30:31,055
I think they have a kid.
531
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:32,800
They live in Salt Lake or something.
532
00:30:32,885 --> 00:30:34,115
Boring fucking life.
533
00:30:34,661 --> 00:30:35,855
-Wow.
-Yeah.
534
00:30:35,940 --> 00:30:37,309
Who do you think discovered her?
535
00:30:37,394 --> 00:30:39,700
I got her signed a Renegade.
I taught her the pole.
536
00:30:39,785 --> 00:30:42,519
I dealt with a crazy drugged
out ass for a year man.
537
00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:46,340
Soon as the bitches' head gets big,
they betray you.
538
00:30:47,032 --> 00:30:48,970
It's what happened with Lexi, you know.
539
00:30:49,055 --> 00:30:50,595
-Really? Lexi?
-Yeah.
540
00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,308
Jules Jordan bought her
out from under me for 10 grand
541
00:30:53,393 --> 00:30:55,510
the first chance he got, that fucker.
542
00:30:55,595 --> 00:30:57,159
Wait, he bought her?
543
00:30:57,244 --> 00:31:00,268
Yeah. He paid her 10 grand to betray me
but the jokes on Jules though,
544
00:31:00,353 --> 00:31:02,385
she went from doing Roxies to smoking tar
545
00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:04,869
the minute I wasn't there
to straighten her ass out.
546
00:31:04,954 --> 00:31:08,109
And we were together for five
years, five fucking years.
547
00:31:08,194 --> 00:31:10,270
She won two AVNs under my watch.
548
00:31:10,355 --> 00:31:11,329
She leaves me.
549
00:31:11,414 --> 00:31:13,579
Bitch gets shot out in nine months.
Couldn't book shit.
550
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,953
And then she goes and moves in with mommy
exactly one year
551
00:31:16,038 --> 00:31:17,968
after she left me high and dry.
552
00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:20,122
-Shit.
-Yeah. Shit is right.
553
00:31:20,207 --> 00:31:22,262
Hey, is Whiskers in Galveston still open?
554
00:31:30,035 --> 00:31:32,470
You're not leaving that
dirty glass in the sink.
555
00:31:32,555 --> 00:31:33,661
No, sir.
556
00:31:33,746 --> 00:31:34,879
Okay.
557
00:31:34,964 --> 00:31:36,161
Clean it up.
558
00:31:43,371 --> 00:31:44,280
That's right.
559
00:31:44,365 --> 00:31:45,670
We all do ours.
560
00:31:45,755 --> 00:31:46,958
Okay.
561
00:31:47,043 --> 00:31:48,700
Wait, where do you think you are going?
562
00:31:48,785 --> 00:31:49,680
What about the others?
563
00:31:49,765 --> 00:31:50,913
Those are yours too.
564
00:31:50,998 --> 00:31:53,248
The last three houses I lived in,
they had dishwashers.
565
00:31:53,333 --> 00:31:55,750
I'm not doing the dishes.
I don't do that shit.
566
00:31:55,835 --> 00:31:57,305
You do not live here. This is my kitchen.
567
00:31:57,390 --> 00:31:59,629
If you can't follow the rules,
out, out, out.
568
00:31:59,714 --> 00:32:02,143
I'm tired of you talking to me
like a little kid. Hey, Lexi.
569
00:32:02,228 --> 00:32:03,855
Don't you disrespect your mother-in-law.
570
00:32:03,940 --> 00:32:07,030
Your mom's starting shit with me,
can you please inform her I'm not a Dick?
571
00:32:07,115 --> 00:32:09,545
-Why would I lie to my mother?
-Oh, you too, huh?
572
00:32:09,630 --> 00:32:11,075
Really? You're just going
to turn on me like that.
573
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,942
After every-- I've been
mowing the fucking lawn.
574
00:32:13,027 --> 00:32:14,699
-Oh my God, you've been mowing the lawn.
-What? What?
575
00:32:14,784 --> 00:32:17,096
-Yeah. I've been mowing the lawn. What?
-Jesus Christ, Mikey.
576
00:32:17,181 --> 00:32:18,754
--dirty dishes in the sink.
577
00:32:18,839 --> 00:32:20,315
But you haven't given me a dime.
578
00:32:20,424 --> 00:32:22,344
I know but I'm gonna pay you guys and look
579
00:32:22,428 --> 00:32:24,579
I've been walking the dog,
I'm providing protection.
580
00:32:24,664 --> 00:32:26,343
She's an outside dog.
She doesn't need walking man.
581
00:32:26,428 --> 00:32:28,870
We don't need security.
Do we need a security guard, ma?
582
00:32:28,955 --> 00:32:30,700
I didn't know that we
hired a security guard.
583
00:32:30,785 --> 00:32:33,340
Yeah, you got me.
You're safe now because I'm here.
584
00:32:33,425 --> 00:32:35,650
You've been drinking on my insurance.
585
00:32:35,735 --> 00:32:37,720
Listen, I'm trying to get a job.
586
00:32:37,805 --> 00:32:39,875
I've been looking for
a job the whole time.
587
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,140
I want you outta here now.
588
00:32:41,225 --> 00:32:42,819
Wait a minute. Wait. Wait.
Listen. Listen.
589
00:32:42,904 --> 00:32:44,966
-I know I said I'd help out with the rent.
-You did.
590
00:32:45,051 --> 00:32:46,539
- You did.
-Let me finish.
591
00:32:46,624 --> 00:32:50,560
I know I said I'd help out with the rent.
So I'm not gonna help out with the rent.
592
00:32:50,645 --> 00:32:51,849
Well get the fuck out then.
593
00:32:51,934 --> 00:32:54,152
I'm gonna pay the whole goddamn thing.
594
00:32:56,457 --> 00:32:57,434
Now you're talking.
595
00:32:57,950 --> 00:33:00,460
August is on Mikey motherfucker. Yeah.
596
00:33:00,545 --> 00:33:02,800
Look how your eyes light up
like a little Christmas tree.
597
00:33:02,885 --> 00:33:03,697
-The whole month.
-You love this shit.
598
00:33:03,782 --> 00:33:04,810
-Yes. The whole month.
-Okay.
599
00:33:04,895 --> 00:33:07,270
So let's go get some
fucking doughnuts on me
600
00:33:07,355 --> 00:33:09,218
cause I take care of shit around here
601
00:33:09,302 --> 00:33:11,293
and whatever fucking doughnuts
you want. Let's go.
602
00:33:11,378 --> 00:33:14,074
I just wanted you guys
taken care of, okay?
603
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,830
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
604
00:33:15,915 --> 00:33:17,240
My favourite place.
605
00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,400
I know, Lil, you love this place.
606
00:33:19,485 --> 00:33:20,628
Yes.
607
00:33:20,713 --> 00:33:23,339
I might have one, but I don't know.
I'll have-- I'll sneak a peek.
608
00:33:23,424 --> 00:33:25,065
You think it's too late
for me to get coffee?
609
00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:26,225
You can have one when ever you want.
610
00:33:26,310 --> 00:33:28,650
I just don't think it's gonna be
the best coffee in the world.
611
00:33:28,735 --> 00:33:30,576
But hey, look I even got the door.
612
00:33:30,660 --> 00:33:32,911
I got the door.
I got the door.
613
00:33:32,996 --> 00:33:33,810
Thank you.
614
00:33:33,895 --> 00:33:34,725
Here we are.
615
00:33:34,810 --> 00:33:36,498
-Good evening.
-Hello.
616
00:33:36,583 --> 00:33:36,888
Hello.
617
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,675
Whatever these ladies want.
618
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:42,720
I want Doughnut Holes and Jericho doughnut
and a cappuccino.
619
00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,487
There you go. Make it a
large-- give her extra large cup--
620
00:33:45,572 --> 00:33:47,225
What do you want? For here?
621
00:33:47,310 --> 00:33:48,785
Do you want it here?
622
00:33:48,870 --> 00:33:49,356
What, we're just going to go?
623
00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:50,736
We're gonna eat on the road?
624
00:33:50,820 --> 00:33:53,310
Give her the largest
cappuccino that you got
625
00:33:53,395 --> 00:33:55,085
-and whatever drink she wants.
-I want a small coffee.
626
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:57,172
Give her a large.
Now's the time to get a large.
627
00:33:57,257 --> 00:33:59,880
Yeah. A large coffee, man,
with lots of cream.
628
00:33:59,970 --> 00:34:00,495
Sure.
629
00:34:00,580 --> 00:34:01,740
A little bit sugar.
630
00:34:01,825 --> 00:34:03,112
What are the doughnuts you want?
631
00:34:03,683 --> 00:34:04,835
I'm gonna have--
632
00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:06,928
I want a pink--
Yeah, pink Sparkle, please.
633
00:34:07,013 --> 00:34:08,927
Give her the Pink Sparkle,
whatever she wants.
634
00:34:09,012 --> 00:34:11,513
Oh. Can I get a Chocolate too?
Can I get a Chocolate? Thank you.
635
00:34:11,598 --> 00:34:13,388
Whatever they want. Okay?
636
00:34:13,473 --> 00:34:15,652
-Doughnut holes, please.
-Yeah. Get the Doughnut Holes.
637
00:34:15,737 --> 00:34:17,400
This is the day to get
everything you want.
638
00:34:17,485 --> 00:34:19,325
This is the day that the Lord helped me.
639
00:34:19,410 --> 00:34:21,040
It's what money buys here.
640
00:34:21,820 --> 00:34:24,575
Look at that. Huh?
We got the holes. You good?
641
00:34:24,660 --> 00:34:26,670
Is that enough for you guys?
You should get it now while we're here.
642
00:34:26,755 --> 00:34:27,785
Cause this is it. All right?
643
00:34:27,869 --> 00:34:29,554
There you go.
Is that one yours?
644
00:34:29,639 --> 00:34:30,750
Okay.
That's the cappuccino.
645
00:34:30,835 --> 00:34:32,284
This one-- that's the biggest one they got.
646
00:34:32,369 --> 00:34:34,115
I don't know
what more do you want me to do?
647
00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,095
-All right, guys, go ahead and sit down.
-Thank you so much.
648
00:34:36,180 --> 00:34:38,280
I'll grab this. How much is that?
649
00:34:38,365 --> 00:34:39,420
$6.32.
650
00:34:39,505 --> 00:34:40,998
Six-thirty-two.
651
00:34:44,419 --> 00:34:46,520
Can I get some napkins, please?
652
00:34:47,315 --> 00:34:48,481
Alrighty.
653
00:34:49,153 --> 00:34:50,325
And there's your change.
654
00:34:58,610 --> 00:34:59,848
Thank you kindly.
655
00:35:07,175 --> 00:35:09,971
I'm gonna save the
Pink Sprinkle, this one, for last.
656
00:35:10,056 --> 00:35:12,135
This one, I don't know
what to do with.
657
00:35:12,220 --> 00:35:13,330
I don't know what to do--
658
00:35:13,415 --> 00:35:15,282
I don't know what to do with it, ma.
659
00:35:15,933 --> 00:35:18,135
All right. I'll have one.
Just tear me half.
660
00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:19,075
Eat the part that doesn't have--
661
00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,613
I don't want the color one, just give me
half of one of the doughnut balls.
662
00:35:21,698 --> 00:35:23,110
-The holes.
-Half of a doughnut ball?
663
00:35:23,195 --> 00:35:24,973
I don't understand why it's a hole--
664
00:35:25,058 --> 00:35:26,755
Well, the hole's in the middle--
665
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:28,445
That's what, where it came out of.
666
00:35:29,027 --> 00:35:30,199
Fine. Okay. That makes sense.
667
00:35:30,945 --> 00:35:33,290
Now this doughnut doesn't
have enough sprinkles on.
668
00:35:33,375 --> 00:35:36,289
-See that?
-Hey, guys, can we wrap this up?
669
00:35:36,374 --> 00:35:37,840
-We've got to get outta here.
-Okay.
670
00:35:37,925 --> 00:35:38,933
Excuse me. What?
671
00:35:39,018 --> 00:35:43,930
No, ma, I am eating-- I'm gonna savor
every goddamn sparkle on this doughnut.
672
00:35:44,015 --> 00:35:45,199
Keep it down.
673
00:35:45,284 --> 00:35:46,620
She doesn't care.
674
00:35:46,705 --> 00:35:48,378
I know, but it's rude.
We just came in.
675
00:35:50,487 --> 00:35:52,120
I don't know why he's walking so fast.
676
00:35:52,205 --> 00:35:53,165
Just hurry up.
677
00:35:53,250 --> 00:35:54,925
There must be a fire somewhere.
678
00:35:55,010 --> 00:35:56,090
At the bar.
679
00:35:56,175 --> 00:35:59,807
-Come on. We're full of doughnut.
-Okay. Come on.
680
00:35:59,892 --> 00:36:00,909
I gotta pee.
681
00:36:01,518 --> 00:36:03,800
Stop acting. You get so dramatic.
682
00:36:03,885 --> 00:36:07,031
-What-- are you training for a marathon?
-Lil, will you tell your daughter to--
683
00:36:07,116 --> 00:36:09,179
Is this the Olympics?
Jesus-fucking-Christ.
684
00:36:09,264 --> 00:36:10,810
Are we going to fire?
685
00:36:10,895 --> 00:36:12,713
Fire. What do you mean? We're going home.
686
00:36:13,401 --> 00:36:16,330
-How far?
-I can't run in this shoes, Mikey.
687
00:36:16,415 --> 00:36:18,369
I don't wanna throw up in my kitchen.
688
00:36:18,462 --> 00:36:21,117
Oh, shit. I forgot. I forgot cigarettes.
689
00:36:21,202 --> 00:36:22,196
Oh, I got a pack.
690
00:36:22,281 --> 00:36:24,743
And I forgot rolling papers,
I will be right back.
691
00:36:24,828 --> 00:36:25,673
-What?
-Yup.
692
00:36:25,758 --> 00:36:26,696
All right.
693
00:36:35,017 --> 00:36:37,118
DONUT HOLE
694
00:37:26,573 --> 00:37:29,362
Dallas Police Sergeant,
Georgia Rhonda is the president
695
00:37:29,446 --> 00:37:31,865
of the national Latino Law
Enforcement Organization
696
00:37:31,949 --> 00:37:33,260
Greater Dallas.
697
00:37:34,815 --> 00:37:37,875
And also works on recruiting
for the Dallas Police Department.
698
00:37:42,018 --> 00:37:43,750
In the weeks after--
699
00:37:43,835 --> 00:37:47,735
467 people applied to join
the Dallas police department.
700
00:37:47,820 --> 00:37:51,275
That's nearly a 250%
increase in applicants.
701
00:38:31,187 --> 00:38:32,546
Hello.
702
00:38:37,077 --> 00:38:38,190
-Hi.
-May I help you.
703
00:38:38,275 --> 00:38:42,837
Hi. Yeah. Uh, the ginger
that works here, she works Tuesdays, no?
704
00:38:42,922 --> 00:38:45,750
-Ginger?
-The red hair girl.
705
00:38:45,835 --> 00:38:47,647
-Raylee.
-Raylee. Yeah.
706
00:38:47,732 --> 00:38:49,920
I call her a ginger, but Raylee.
Yeah. Raylee.
707
00:38:50,005 --> 00:38:50,999
Are you a friend of her?
708
00:38:51,084 --> 00:38:53,610
Very good friends with her.
I just wanted to come say hi. Yeah.
709
00:38:53,695 --> 00:38:56,825
I always get Tuesdays
and Wednesdays mixed up. So--
710
00:38:56,910 --> 00:38:59,490
Yeah, she does not work Tuesdays.
711
00:38:59,575 --> 00:39:02,023
Okay. Yeah.
I'll just give her a call or a text.
712
00:39:06,140 --> 00:39:08,904
-But, but she does work Wednesdays, right?
-Yeah.
713
00:39:08,989 --> 00:39:11,457
-She works Wednesday.
-Okay. Thought so. Yeah.
714
00:39:11,989 --> 00:39:14,069
-Do you want a doughnut?
-Uh, how much?
715
00:39:28,603 --> 00:39:31,375
-Top of the morning to you.
-Good morning, sir. What can I grab you?
716
00:39:31,460 --> 00:39:33,970
Oh, it's Mikey. Not sir.
I'm not that old.
717
00:39:34,055 --> 00:39:36,226
-Right, pleased to meet you, Mikey.
-What's your name?
718
00:39:36,311 --> 00:39:37,375
Raylee.
719
00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,319
Raylee, it's a beautiful name.
720
00:39:39,920 --> 00:39:40,884
What do you recommend?
721
00:39:40,969 --> 00:39:42,174
Depends on what you like.
722
00:39:42,259 --> 00:39:44,305
Um, custard one is good.
723
00:39:44,390 --> 00:39:45,774
Jelly is sweet.
724
00:39:47,029 --> 00:39:48,294
Glazed is a favorite.
725
00:39:48,379 --> 00:39:49,585
Is that your favorite?
726
00:39:49,670 --> 00:39:51,924
Oh, I might have to try that one.
727
00:39:52,009 --> 00:39:54,985
Uh, what did the doughnuts
do on their first date?
728
00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:56,118
I beg your pardon?
729
00:39:56,203 --> 00:39:57,924
What did the doughnut
do in their first date?
730
00:39:58,009 --> 00:39:58,855
I don't know.
731
00:39:58,940 --> 00:40:01,087
They glazed into each others eyes.
732
00:40:02,060 --> 00:40:03,535
-That's so stupid.
-Yeah.
733
00:40:03,620 --> 00:40:04,863
I can't believe I haven't heard that one.
734
00:40:04,948 --> 00:40:06,614
But I wrote it.
You couldn't have heard.
735
00:40:06,699 --> 00:40:09,069
I kind of write doughnut
jokes on the side.
736
00:40:09,153 --> 00:40:11,214
It's one of my many talents.
737
00:40:11,299 --> 00:40:12,620
Yeah. But I'm thinking, I don't know
738
00:40:12,705 --> 00:40:16,555
maybe I'll just go with the chocolate
and got to get some milk with--
739
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,895
Oh, you guys go ahead.
I'm gonna need a minute.
740
00:40:18,980 --> 00:40:20,901
-Thank you, buddy.
-Hi. What can I grab you?
741
00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,790
I would like a large coffee, please.
742
00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:26,814
Uh, one Hazel Cream and
two chocolate donuts.
743
00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:31,230
Help yourself to the cream.
And what can I get for you, sir?
744
00:40:31,315 --> 00:40:35,432
I'll get a coffee, black.
Filled doughnut, and that'll be it.
745
00:40:35,517 --> 00:40:36,924
Sweet. Can I share the same bag?
746
00:40:37,009 --> 00:40:38,260
Yes. Yes.
747
00:40:39,860 --> 00:40:40,971
Good to conserve.
748
00:40:41,056 --> 00:40:43,650
Your coffee is coming right after--
749
00:40:46,370 --> 00:40:48,134
-Good morning.
-What's the damage?
750
00:40:48,219 --> 00:40:50,714
Uh, $6.32.
751
00:40:50,799 --> 00:40:52,282
-There you go.
-A $10.
752
00:40:59,210 --> 00:41:01,235
Hey, miss Phan,
can I get some help out here?
753
00:41:03,969 --> 00:41:06,174
-There's your tip.
-Thank you.
754
00:41:06,259 --> 00:41:07,725
Next customer please.
755
00:41:08,270 --> 00:41:10,118
Hey, when do things
slow down around here?
756
00:41:10,202 --> 00:41:12,163
-Oh, excuse me.
-What time does it wind down?
757
00:41:12,248 --> 00:41:14,305
We are slammed until like two-ish.
758
00:41:14,390 --> 00:41:15,327
I'll see you at two.
759
00:41:15,894 --> 00:41:17,017
Okay.
760
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:19,006
I'm sorry about that.
Uh, what would you like?
761
00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,639
I'm back. Just like I promised.
762
00:41:40,723 --> 00:41:41,929
I'm a man of my word.
763
00:41:42,014 --> 00:41:44,139
So in the future,
you can always rely on me.
764
00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,285
Back to tell more doughnut jokes.
765
00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:48,936
No, that was actually
the only doughnut joke I had
766
00:41:49,021 --> 00:41:51,719
and it took me a very long time
to write that one. That's all I got.
767
00:41:51,804 --> 00:41:53,445
-Why? Do you have any?
-Actually I do.
768
00:41:54,380 --> 00:41:58,162
Um, what do you call a Jamaican doughnut?
769
00:41:59,569 --> 00:42:01,520
Hmm. I like where this is going.
770
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:04,219
Give me a minute. Uh, Jamaican Doughnut.
771
00:42:04,730 --> 00:42:05,995
I'm stumped.
772
00:42:06,080 --> 00:42:07,374
Cinna-mon.
773
00:42:09,110 --> 00:42:10,525
I got to go.
774
00:42:10,610 --> 00:42:12,531
That was really,
that hurt my feelings.
775
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:13,824
That was terrible.
776
00:42:13,909 --> 00:42:15,223
That's okay. I forgive you.
777
00:42:15,307 --> 00:42:17,182
So Raylee I'm thinking--
778
00:42:17,267 --> 00:42:18,377
Call me Strawberry.
779
00:42:20,179 --> 00:42:21,114
Call you what?
780
00:42:21,199 --> 00:42:22,699
-Strawberry.
-Strawberry?
781
00:42:23,310 --> 00:42:25,183
-Everybody calls me that.
-You're kidding.
782
00:42:26,029 --> 00:42:27,895
Okay. How old are you?
783
00:42:28,370 --> 00:42:29,708
-Who is asking?
-Me.
784
00:42:29,793 --> 00:42:30,911
-Why?
-Come on.
785
00:42:31,580 --> 00:42:33,006
I'm old enough.
786
00:42:33,091 --> 00:42:34,060
For what?
787
00:42:34,899 --> 00:42:38,474
Oh God, I'll be 18 in three weeks. Okay?
788
00:42:40,069 --> 00:42:41,489
I know what you're too old for me.
789
00:42:43,130 --> 00:42:44,725
Anyway, Strawberry.
790
00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:46,435
Can't believe that's your name.
791
00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,205
I don't know which doughnut to get.
792
00:42:48,290 --> 00:42:49,404
I need your help.
793
00:42:49,489 --> 00:42:52,915
I really liked the look of those
doughnut holes and those, you know,
794
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:56,364
do you frost to do the sprinkles?
Do you do those? Who makes them?
795
00:42:56,449 --> 00:42:58,585
I do the sprinkles and I fill the cream.
796
00:42:58,670 --> 00:42:59,741
-You fill the cream?
-Yeah.
797
00:42:59,826 --> 00:43:02,844
I just want the ones that you make.
I want the ones that you cream filled.
798
00:43:02,929 --> 00:43:05,077
Does that sound--
I don't wanna get you in trouble.
799
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:11,480
I'm thinking maybe a chocolate round
or maybe I'll get a strawberry filled.
800
00:43:11,565 --> 00:43:13,648
No pun intended.
Actually I do.
801
00:43:14,372 --> 00:43:15,677
I don't think she likes me very much.
802
00:43:15,762 --> 00:43:17,809
I don't think she likes anyone very much.
803
00:43:17,894 --> 00:43:19,229
Yeah. She's a mean boss.
804
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:23,401
Anyway, okay.
So yes, I've decided. Chocolate round.
805
00:43:23,910 --> 00:43:24,880
Okay.
806
00:43:24,965 --> 00:43:27,426
But you want chocolate sprinkles,
807
00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:30,515
chocolate cake,
chocolate Bavarian cream?
808
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:32,140
There's all those different chocolates?
809
00:43:32,225 --> 00:43:36,099
Oh no. Now I got to stay here for a few
more hours and decide. Son of a bitch.
810
00:43:36,184 --> 00:43:37,928
Are you trying to keep me here?
811
00:43:38,012 --> 00:43:39,669
Cause I'll sit in the corner
and contemplate this for a while
812
00:43:39,754 --> 00:43:42,109
until you get off.
What time do you get off?
813
00:43:42,194 --> 00:43:44,047
It feels so fucking good.
814
00:43:44,132 --> 00:43:45,090
Oh shit.
815
00:43:45,700 --> 00:43:48,301
Fucking, bitch. Yeah.
Do you like that?
816
00:43:48,932 --> 00:43:50,894
You like that big dick inside of you.
817
00:43:54,365 --> 00:43:55,262
Not bad. Huh?
818
00:43:55,347 --> 00:43:56,559
Not bad at all.
819
00:43:57,669 --> 00:43:59,789
I didn't even have to take
one of my magic pills.
820
00:44:04,175 --> 00:44:05,465
I didn't know you're using.
821
00:44:06,045 --> 00:44:06,910
Yeah.
822
00:44:07,535 --> 00:44:10,504
You remember how hard it is
to keep it right on set all day.
823
00:44:10,589 --> 00:44:11,668
Yeah.
824
00:44:12,582 --> 00:44:15,270
Remember when
Christina Roseanne was broken?
825
00:44:15,355 --> 00:44:16,957
I do. I do.
826
00:44:17,042 --> 00:44:18,841
I surprised it even works at all.
827
00:44:18,926 --> 00:44:20,652
I wish it was.
828
00:44:21,081 --> 00:44:22,058
Oh yeah.
829
00:44:27,185 --> 00:44:29,420
Love the exterior decorating, sir.
830
00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:30,659
It's looking spiffy.
831
00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,284
All right, dad, we'll be back around five.
832
00:44:45,026 --> 00:44:46,698
Do you think he remembered me?
833
00:44:47,019 --> 00:44:49,605
Man, ever since my mom died,
834
00:44:49,690 --> 00:44:52,346
all he cares about
is keeping his place immaculate.
835
00:44:54,080 --> 00:44:55,275
Matter of fact,
836
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:57,322
I've been screwed out of male
performer of the year,
837
00:44:57,406 --> 00:44:59,695
literally five times,
but you know what?
838
00:44:59,780 --> 00:45:02,094
I don't say shit. It's all good.
I'm a team player.
839
00:45:02,179 --> 00:45:05,429
Almost every single girl I did a scene
with started fucking me off camera. Right?
840
00:45:05,513 --> 00:45:06,764
But the agents hate that shit.
841
00:45:06,849 --> 00:45:08,035
What do they expect?
842
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:10,675
You know, it's like,
girl comes by my model house.
843
00:45:10,760 --> 00:45:13,074
They see my hall of fame
trophy on the medal piece.
844
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:15,594
They're like, oh my God,
he's famous for fucking.
845
00:45:15,678 --> 00:45:17,574
Wait, you said your model house?
846
00:45:17,659 --> 00:45:19,555
I had three model houses, bro.
847
00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:23,096
And the last one, Ooh,
that was a Savage ass house
848
00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:25,802
until I started letting agents
book bottom bitches in there.
849
00:45:25,886 --> 00:45:27,004
Bottom bitches?
850
00:45:27,089 --> 00:45:29,277
Bottom bitches are technically
the best of the hookers.
851
00:45:29,362 --> 00:45:30,655
But they're still the hookers.
852
00:45:30,740 --> 00:45:33,131
And that's what they started saying
to me, it was the fucking hookers.
853
00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:34,430
And that's when everything went to shit,
854
00:45:34,514 --> 00:45:36,929
cause see, once a porn
chick gets a hooker mentality
855
00:45:37,013 --> 00:45:39,890
they become a fucking nightmare,
a real pain in my ass.
856
00:45:40,770 --> 00:45:41,997
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
857
00:45:42,082 --> 00:45:44,089
Dude, I forgot how hot
Gulf Coast bitches are.
858
00:45:44,174 --> 00:45:46,472
I saw this girl over by the
doughnut shop at the Refinery.
859
00:45:46,557 --> 00:45:49,011
She works there, smoking hot,
gorgeous drop dead gorgeous
860
00:45:49,096 --> 00:45:51,715
and get this, 17 years old.
861
00:45:51,800 --> 00:45:53,879
Legal as an eagle.
862
00:45:53,964 --> 00:45:54,890
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
863
00:45:58,909 --> 00:46:01,311
Hey man. See that
strip of land over there.
864
00:46:01,395 --> 00:46:02,324
Yeah.
865
00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:04,964
That was the Texas
killing fields, brother.
866
00:46:12,620 --> 00:46:14,065
-Strawberry.
-Yeah?
867
00:46:14,150 --> 00:46:16,585
-You blaze, right?
-Why? You a cop?
868
00:46:16,670 --> 00:46:17,838
Let's go smoke one.
869
00:46:19,159 --> 00:46:21,651
Hey Miss Phan, can I take my Ten.
870
00:46:34,415 --> 00:46:36,889
So what'd you do in LA?
871
00:46:36,973 --> 00:46:38,380
I've been in entertainment.
872
00:46:38,465 --> 00:46:41,355
I knew it.
You have that Hollywood vibe.
873
00:46:42,095 --> 00:46:43,926
-Yeah. You dig?
-Yeah.
874
00:46:44,735 --> 00:46:46,930
So what'd you do in entertainment?
875
00:46:47,781 --> 00:46:49,445
Manager slash agent.
876
00:46:49,930 --> 00:46:51,445
-Like for actors?
-Yeah.
877
00:46:52,145 --> 00:46:53,590
That weed is good. Right?
878
00:46:53,675 --> 00:46:56,101
Do you or your friends want any?
I could get a whole bunch more.
879
00:46:56,186 --> 00:46:57,092
No problem.
880
00:46:59,105 --> 00:47:03,513
So you live in Hollywood managing actors.
881
00:47:04,113 --> 00:47:08,050
But you're in Texas City
riding a bike, selling weed
882
00:47:08,135 --> 00:47:09,520
and hitting on high-schoolers?
883
00:47:09,605 --> 00:47:12,176
Well, my Camaro's in LA, you know,
884
00:47:12,261 --> 00:47:14,075
I wasn't going to drive
all the way to Texas.
885
00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,643
It's like a three-day drive.
886
00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:20,435
All right. Look, I'm here
taking care of my mom, all right?
887
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:21,838
She's not doing too well.
888
00:47:23,795 --> 00:47:24,820
I'm sorry.
889
00:47:24,905 --> 00:47:25,877
It's all right.
890
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,900
You're a good son for
being there for your mom.
891
00:47:28,985 --> 00:47:30,096
I am.
892
00:47:32,008 --> 00:47:34,420
By the way, who smokes joints anymore?
893
00:47:34,505 --> 00:47:36,880
That's so old man--
894
00:47:36,965 --> 00:47:39,280
That was fun.
We should do that again sometime.
895
00:47:39,365 --> 00:47:40,995
Yeah. I'll smoke your weed anytime.
896
00:47:42,785 --> 00:47:46,840
Hey, by the way, you can move all your
shit on the hard hats from the refinery.
897
00:47:46,925 --> 00:47:49,770
I see them at the end of their
shift and they want to kill themselves.
898
00:47:51,140 --> 00:47:52,598
See you later, alligator.
899
00:47:52,683 --> 00:47:53,975
In a while, crocodile.
900
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,296
-Oh shit.
-Oh my gosh.
901
00:48:16,381 --> 00:48:17,398
I'm sorry.
902
00:48:17,890 --> 00:48:18,913
Sorry, Lil.
903
00:48:18,998 --> 00:48:20,359
Oh, man.
904
00:48:22,828 --> 00:48:23,845
I'm sorry.
905
00:48:23,930 --> 00:48:25,472
I thought you found my couch comfy.
906
00:48:25,556 --> 00:48:27,727
Oh, I do. I just-- I sleep out natural.
907
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:29,390
Cut the shit.
908
00:48:29,475 --> 00:48:30,361
My bad.
909
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,265
Mikey, all seriousness.
910
00:48:42,350 --> 00:48:45,115
I appreciate you taking care of bills.
911
00:48:45,200 --> 00:48:48,403
That way it keeps Lexi
from being on the Craigslist.
912
00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,770
Do you understand what I'm saying?
913
00:48:51,864 --> 00:48:52,705
I under-- yeah.
914
00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:56,554
So I need to know, are you in or out?
915
00:48:56,638 --> 00:48:59,727
If you're in, I welcome you here.
916
00:49:00,334 --> 00:49:01,840
All right. Hey--
917
00:49:01,925 --> 00:49:04,765
If you're out, don't let
the door hit you in the ass.
918
00:49:04,850 --> 00:49:06,495
-I'm in. I'm in.
-Okay, fine.
919
00:49:06,580 --> 00:49:07,869
I'm paying the fucking rent.
920
00:49:07,954 --> 00:49:10,525
So tell me please,
this is about my baby.
921
00:49:10,610 --> 00:49:12,235
I don't want her getting hurt anymore.
922
00:49:12,320 --> 00:49:15,355
I don't want her doing clients anymore.
923
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:16,790
It's too dangerous.
924
00:49:16,875 --> 00:49:18,735
I never know when she's coming home.
925
00:49:19,970 --> 00:49:21,250
So it's up to you.
926
00:49:23,095 --> 00:49:25,751
I'm in, okay? I'm in.
927
00:49:27,564 --> 00:49:28,975
-Okay, good.
-I'm here.
928
00:49:29,060 --> 00:49:30,329
-Alright?
-Good.
929
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,579
-Thank you.
-You're welcome.
930
00:49:36,770 --> 00:49:37,825
Anything else?
931
00:49:37,910 --> 00:49:38,938
Am I good to go?
932
00:49:39,709 --> 00:49:40,585
Yes.
933
00:49:40,670 --> 00:49:43,051
As long as I don't see your junk anymore.
934
00:49:43,136 --> 00:49:44,135
Deal.
935
00:49:44,814 --> 00:49:46,236
Your mom's still a trip.
936
00:49:47,002 --> 00:49:47,931
I know.
937
00:49:49,830 --> 00:49:50,752
In a good way.
938
00:49:52,853 --> 00:49:54,072
She is a piece of work.
939
00:50:00,125 --> 00:50:03,420
That smoke, that second one from the left.
Is that new?
940
00:50:03,505 --> 00:50:05,055
Has that always been there?
941
00:50:05,140 --> 00:50:06,428
That's always been there.
942
00:50:08,311 --> 00:50:10,076
Lil calls that one old smoky.
943
00:50:19,900 --> 00:50:21,014
It's my ex's truck.
944
00:50:23,297 --> 00:50:24,891
Get up two years ago.
945
00:50:26,994 --> 00:50:27,907
Still handsome.
946
00:50:37,361 --> 00:50:38,463
Just needs new wheels.
947
00:50:41,780 --> 00:50:46,465
Well, I know you guys get tested,
which is why I've got this synthetic piss.
948
00:50:46,550 --> 00:50:49,400
I'll throw it in free with an ounce,
other than that at 10 bucks a pop.
949
00:50:49,485 --> 00:50:51,345
I got you if you guys ever need it.
950
00:50:51,430 --> 00:50:53,751
You know, I don't want you guys getting
fired and shit.
951
00:50:53,836 --> 00:50:54,867
Don't drink it.
952
00:50:54,952 --> 00:50:56,795
I mean, unless you're
into that kind of shit.
953
00:50:58,149 --> 00:50:59,540
-Goodnight, Miss Phan.
-Goodnight.
954
00:50:59,625 --> 00:51:00,532
Goodnight.
955
00:51:01,915 --> 00:51:03,805
See you later, Alligator.
956
00:51:04,374 --> 00:51:05,575
Do you want a ride home?
957
00:51:05,660 --> 00:51:06,578
No, I'm good.
958
00:51:06,663 --> 00:51:07,765
Throw it in the back.
959
00:51:07,850 --> 00:51:10,102
Uh, yeah?
960
00:51:10,187 --> 00:51:11,319
Yeah, throw it in the back.
961
00:51:11,404 --> 00:51:12,263
Okay.
962
00:51:16,248 --> 00:51:17,935
-Which way?
-Go left here.
963
00:51:19,490 --> 00:51:20,662
We're getting close.
964
00:51:21,920 --> 00:51:23,935
I really appreciate you
driving me home.
965
00:51:26,217 --> 00:51:27,616
It's a nice area, huh?
966
00:51:29,160 --> 00:51:31,795
Just wanted to buy my mom
something nice to retire.
967
00:51:32,889 --> 00:51:34,233
That's real sweet of you.
968
00:51:35,490 --> 00:51:37,178
All right. Yeah. It's right up here.
969
00:51:37,730 --> 00:51:39,420
Yep. Right there. There it is.
970
00:51:41,082 --> 00:51:42,625
Maybe would-- can you turn it down?
971
00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:44,995
Cause you know, I don't
want to wake up my mom.
972
00:51:45,080 --> 00:51:47,803
-Well, this is fancy.
-Yeah, it's nice.
973
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:50,806
I'd invite you in, but like I said,
974
00:51:51,549 --> 00:51:54,744
you know, my mom's feeling sick and
she don't take too kindly to strangers.
975
00:51:54,830 --> 00:51:57,385
She's just not all there
up there right now.
976
00:51:57,470 --> 00:51:59,971
No.
Yeah, probably not a good idea anyway.
977
00:52:00,056 --> 00:52:01,885
Yeah, so thanks for the ride.
978
00:52:01,970 --> 00:52:04,075
Anytime, I work on Wednesday.
979
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:06,155
Oh, well, I'll see you Wednesday.
980
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:07,285
-Okay.
-Okay.
981
00:52:39,199 --> 00:52:41,665
Look, I'm just glad
weed is still illegal in Texas.
982
00:52:41,750 --> 00:52:46,285
You guys have no idea how hard
it is to move flower in Cali right now.
983
00:52:46,370 --> 00:52:49,269
I mean, yeah. You know, I'm selling
it to the bitches at my model house
984
00:52:49,354 --> 00:52:52,033
but besides that felons and illegals.
985
00:52:54,838 --> 00:52:56,596
Don't mess with big oil.
986
00:52:56,680 --> 00:52:59,725
TCPD kids, they sent him Valero, gosh.
987
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:02,264
It goes without saying, but you know,
988
00:53:02,348 --> 00:53:05,300
keeping it on the deo has been
secret to my success all these years.
989
00:53:05,385 --> 00:53:08,600
How do you think I stayed out of prison?
How do you think I've never got shot?
990
00:53:08,685 --> 00:53:10,060
Mom, where is the hot sauce?
991
00:53:10,145 --> 00:53:12,043
Where the hell it always been.
992
00:53:13,071 --> 00:53:14,694
No hot sauce, mom. I don't see it.
993
00:53:14,779 --> 00:53:16,849
Did you look in your bedroom?
You were eating pizza--
994
00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:18,920
Oh my God, mom, I don't--
Where's the hot sauce?
995
00:53:19,005 --> 00:53:19,975
Why would he take it in his room?
996
00:53:20,060 --> 00:53:22,285
You laughing, but you
were eating pizza there.
997
00:53:22,370 --> 00:53:25,375
Mom, I've checked everywhere in
the kitchen. Where's the hot sauce?
998
00:53:25,460 --> 00:53:28,350
Hey man. What are you looking at?
This ain't got nothing to do with you.
999
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:31,342
The world would collapse without me.
1000
00:53:34,370 --> 00:53:36,217
Did you check under your bed?
1001
00:53:36,302 --> 00:53:37,276
Hey, yo--
1002
00:53:37,370 --> 00:53:39,145
So heard you do porn or something?
1003
00:53:39,230 --> 00:53:40,510
Five AVNs.
1004
00:53:41,558 --> 00:53:43,125
What-- that's an STD?
1005
00:53:43,210 --> 00:53:44,292
No, no, no.
1006
00:53:44,377 --> 00:53:46,179
It's the, uh, it's the adult film awards.
1007
00:53:46,264 --> 00:53:48,184
It's like the academy
awards for what I do.
1008
00:53:48,880 --> 00:53:50,835
-Oh, okay, man. That's what's up?
-Yeah.
1009
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:52,694
Best oral three years in a row.
1010
00:53:52,779 --> 00:53:54,521
-Best oral?
-Yep.
1011
00:53:55,330 --> 00:53:58,444
Just one question--
Ain't that about getting head?
1012
00:53:58,529 --> 00:54:01,349
I mean, you know, something like that.
1013
00:54:02,230 --> 00:54:04,245
So then what that gotta do with you?
1014
00:54:04,330 --> 00:54:06,599
It's not like you're the one
doing any work or anything.
1015
00:54:07,210 --> 00:54:08,897
I'm not doing the work?
1016
00:54:09,491 --> 00:54:11,415
Sister,
let me tell you something.
1017
00:54:11,500 --> 00:54:12,735
Hey man, don't call me sister.
1018
00:54:12,820 --> 00:54:14,745
Oh, my bad, June, right? It's June?
1019
00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:15,761
Alright, June. Look,
1020
00:54:15,845 --> 00:54:17,010
if I won three years in a row
1021
00:54:17,094 --> 00:54:20,345
with three different girls, the chances it
of being the girl, pretty limited.
1022
00:54:20,430 --> 00:54:21,320
Think about it.
1023
00:54:22,179 --> 00:54:24,758
No, seriously, look, I'm the one guiding
the girl in the scene.
1024
00:54:24,843 --> 00:54:26,775
Essentially, I'm face fucking here.
1025
00:54:26,860 --> 00:54:28,005
Pardon my language.
1026
00:54:28,090 --> 00:54:31,214
So, you know, the female
really has nothing to do with it.
1027
00:54:31,299 --> 00:54:33,824
You know, I'm the one that's holding
her head for like 15 or 20 minutes
1028
00:54:33,909 --> 00:54:34,929
while I'm force fucking her.
1029
00:54:35,014 --> 00:54:36,555
So how is that about her exactly?
1030
00:54:36,640 --> 00:54:38,170
-I got it, man.
-No, seriously look.
1031
00:54:38,255 --> 00:54:39,484
It's about the shit I say.
1032
00:54:39,569 --> 00:54:41,949
The way I hold their face
towards the camera while she spits
1033
00:54:42,034 --> 00:54:45,344
and drools all over herself and I
pinched her nose and make her gag.
1034
00:54:45,429 --> 00:54:47,274
-It's all techniques.
-I said, I got it.
1035
00:55:26,333 --> 00:55:27,388
Thank you.
1036
00:55:28,847 --> 00:55:29,769
Thanks, dude.
1037
00:55:31,599 --> 00:55:34,415
Man, this place is off the chain.
1038
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:36,570
Thank you so much for hooking this up.
1039
00:55:36,655 --> 00:55:37,919
My pleasure.
1040
00:55:38,520 --> 00:55:41,054
So tell me more about LA.
1041
00:55:42,747 --> 00:55:44,825
Maybe you should find out for yourself.
1042
00:55:44,910 --> 00:55:46,559
You think I have the money to go?
1043
00:55:48,660 --> 00:55:49,535
You got a truck.
1044
00:55:49,620 --> 00:55:52,535
-You could go anytime you want.
-That's my momma's truck.
1045
00:55:52,620 --> 00:55:55,565
She just lets me use it.
Cause she works from home.
1046
00:55:57,030 --> 00:56:00,935
Well, when I left Texas city
I didn't have a dime.
1047
00:56:01,020 --> 00:56:04,745
I just said to myself, Mikey, one
day, you're going to own this town.
1048
00:56:04,830 --> 00:56:06,418
I just went for it. You know?
1049
00:56:10,020 --> 00:56:11,640
What is he doing behind the counter?
1050
00:56:11,730 --> 00:56:13,464
He's gonna help me with my SAT prep.
1051
00:56:14,760 --> 00:56:15,839
No free donuts.
1052
00:56:16,740 --> 00:56:17,644
Thank you.
1053
00:56:19,950 --> 00:56:24,409
So you were saying something about
just going for it.
1054
00:56:27,470 --> 00:56:29,261
Are you trying to get fired?
1055
00:56:29,346 --> 00:56:31,089
I'm trying to get hired.
1056
00:56:34,890 --> 00:56:37,220
Are you going to help me
score high on the SATs?
1057
00:56:37,964 --> 00:56:41,621
Yeah. You get 600 points
just for signing your name, you know?
1058
00:56:41,706 --> 00:56:43,503
-Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
1059
00:56:45,660 --> 00:56:48,625
-Hi, what can I get for you today?
-Hey, sweetie, can I get a two--
1060
00:56:48,710 --> 00:56:51,330
two chocolate covered doughnuts
and a medium coffee?
1061
00:56:51,415 --> 00:56:52,417
All right.
1062
00:56:53,060 --> 00:56:54,486
Good afternoon, sir.
1063
00:57:00,500 --> 00:57:02,096
You're crazy. You know that?
1064
00:57:03,104 --> 00:57:04,940
You could have just
waited till now, you know?
1065
00:57:05,565 --> 00:57:06,893
Where is the fun in that?
1066
00:57:12,414 --> 00:57:13,593
Come here.
1067
00:57:34,809 --> 00:57:36,262
Yo, Lonnie.
1068
00:57:37,347 --> 00:57:38,394
Wait up.
1069
00:57:39,390 --> 00:57:40,625
What's up, man?
1070
00:57:40,710 --> 00:57:42,195
What up, Big dog?
Where are you going?
1071
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:45,468
Man, some errands.
I got to go to the mall, stuff like that.
1072
00:57:46,080 --> 00:57:48,782
Cool. I'm rolling with you.
1073
00:57:48,867 --> 00:57:51,005
Just warning, man.
I'm gonna be gone all day.
1074
00:57:51,090 --> 00:57:52,296
Just, so--
1075
00:57:52,381 --> 00:57:53,701
If you don't wanna go, I mean--
1076
00:57:53,786 --> 00:57:56,169
Whatever. I just gotta get
the fuck out of here. Let's go.
1077
00:57:56,254 --> 00:57:57,430
She's smoking hot.
1078
00:57:57,515 --> 00:57:58,960
She made the first move.
1079
00:57:59,045 --> 00:58:01,570
She's got no dad and here's the kicker.
1080
00:58:01,655 --> 00:58:04,241
She lets me sell weed to
the hardhats at her work.
1081
00:58:05,045 --> 00:58:06,772
I mean does it get any better than this?
1082
00:58:09,845 --> 00:58:11,260
I didn't know you served.
1083
00:58:11,345 --> 00:58:13,904
Uh, oh yeah. Yeah, I did, man.
1084
00:58:15,875 --> 00:58:17,560
Thank you for your service.
1085
00:58:17,645 --> 00:58:19,373
Yeah, man. No problem,
1086
00:58:23,045 --> 00:58:27,250
Man, this place ain't changed
much in 15 years, Lonnie.
1087
00:58:27,335 --> 00:58:28,505
Yeah, I know for real, man.
1088
00:58:28,595 --> 00:58:29,680
Hey, um--
1089
00:58:30,360 --> 00:58:32,814
I think I'm gonna be hanging
out over here for a while. Okay?
1090
00:58:32,899 --> 00:58:34,821
Okay. Yeah. I'll meet you
back here in 30. All right?
1091
00:58:34,906 --> 00:58:35,740
-30 minutes?
-Yeah.
1092
00:58:35,825 --> 00:58:37,000
All right. Sounds good.
1093
00:59:05,188 --> 00:59:06,227
Oh, come on, it's--
1094
00:59:11,525 --> 00:59:12,922
So what's this one then?
1095
00:59:13,655 --> 00:59:16,513
Uh, that's the one I got when
I was in Afghanistan and uh,
1096
00:59:16,597 --> 00:59:18,490
that's from my three tours in Iraq.
1097
00:59:18,575 --> 00:59:21,303
Bullshit. You're not even
wearing the proper infantry uniform.
1098
00:59:22,055 --> 00:59:23,879
Well, yeah, of course I am.
1099
00:59:27,785 --> 00:59:30,470
What's the army uniform regulation,
the code?
1100
00:59:31,222 --> 00:59:35,120
Uh, to do my best, to do my duty
and to serve my country?
1101
00:59:36,065 --> 00:59:38,331
You sure it's not AR 670-1.
1102
00:59:39,515 --> 00:59:43,870
Uh, you guys know-- there's a lot
of different codes in the military.
1103
00:59:43,955 --> 00:59:46,150
Stolen valor right here, folks.
1104
00:59:46,235 --> 00:59:47,645
This man is not a veteran.
1105
00:59:47,730 --> 00:59:49,570
He's a fake and a fraud.
1106
00:59:49,655 --> 00:59:51,310
Give me those back. Those are mine.
1107
00:59:51,395 --> 00:59:52,480
We'll take your jacket off.
1108
00:59:52,565 --> 00:59:54,549
This is bullshit.
What do I have to do to convince y'all--
1109
00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:56,525
Take it off or I'm gonna
fucking kick your ass.
1110
01:00:02,923 --> 01:00:03,837
Hey, man.
1111
01:00:25,370 --> 01:00:28,045
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot.
1112
01:00:28,130 --> 01:00:29,434
Wait, what?
1113
01:00:29,519 --> 01:00:32,565
Really? I would think someone in your
position would know what that means.
1114
01:00:33,500 --> 01:00:34,665
Oh shit. Yeah, man, I--
1115
01:00:34,750 --> 01:00:38,485
I kind of have like a full
bathroom mishap in there.
1116
01:00:38,570 --> 01:00:40,430
Oh, man, little bathroom mishap.
1117
01:00:40,515 --> 01:00:42,562
Oh, you sure you didn't
get pushed in the fountain?
1118
01:00:43,328 --> 01:00:44,218
Shit.
1119
01:00:44,810 --> 01:00:48,145
-You fucking saw that, man?
-Dude, I saw the whole fucking thing, bro.
1120
01:00:48,230 --> 01:00:49,345
You think I'm stupid?
1121
01:00:49,430 --> 01:00:51,140
I can't be associated with that shit, bro.
1122
01:00:51,225 --> 01:00:52,124
That's fucked up
1123
01:00:52,209 --> 01:00:55,014
that you would let me be a part of
your fucking bullshit scheme, dude.
1124
01:00:55,099 --> 01:00:55,945
I'm fucking pissed.
1125
01:00:56,030 --> 01:00:57,499
Dude, what if someone recognized me?
1126
01:00:57,584 --> 01:00:59,245
People know who the fuck I am, Dog.
1127
01:00:59,330 --> 01:01:01,255
That's whack. You need help bro.
1128
01:01:01,340 --> 01:01:02,936
It's fucking scandalous, dude.
1129
01:01:04,910 --> 01:01:05,875
I'm sorry, man.
1130
01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:07,010
Shit, my bad.
1131
01:01:10,130 --> 01:01:14,245
♪ I see all my friends
in hallelujah square ♪
1132
01:01:14,330 --> 01:01:16,495
♪ What a wonderful time ♪
1133
01:01:16,582 --> 01:01:19,261
♪ We'll all have at there ♪
1134
01:01:19,346 --> 01:01:21,085
♪ We'll sing and praise Jesus ♪
1135
01:01:21,185 --> 01:01:23,368
♪ What a glory to share ♪
1136
01:01:23,453 --> 01:01:28,194
♪ And you'll not see a cripple
in hallelujah square ♪
1137
01:01:28,279 --> 01:01:33,772
♪ And we'll all live forever
in hallelujah square ♪
1138
01:01:33,857 --> 01:01:35,425
-Wow.
-Yes.
1139
01:01:35,510 --> 01:01:38,049
That dope sure makes
you guys religious, huh?
1140
01:02:10,865 --> 01:02:12,186
Just a friend.
1141
01:02:12,271 --> 01:02:14,436
Seems like a very friendly friend.
1142
01:02:14,974 --> 01:02:16,040
Yeah.
1143
01:02:16,125 --> 01:02:17,421
It's whatever.
1144
01:02:20,866 --> 01:02:22,413
So I blew him in Junior Prom.
1145
01:02:23,771 --> 01:02:24,891
At Junior prom?
1146
01:02:24,976 --> 01:02:27,670
No, not at, after. You know what I mean.
1147
01:02:27,755 --> 01:02:29,693
Anyways, I blew him in Junior Prom
1148
01:02:29,778 --> 01:02:31,990
and ever since then
he's been clingy as fuck.
1149
01:02:32,532 --> 01:02:33,567
Is he stalking you?
1150
01:02:34,215 --> 01:02:35,672
No. No. We hated shit.
1151
01:02:36,636 --> 01:02:38,075
You fucking him?
1152
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:39,199
When I feel like it.
1153
01:02:39,629 --> 01:02:40,785
It's not like a real thing.
1154
01:02:41,955 --> 01:02:43,277
This guy thinks you're dating.
1155
01:02:44,285 --> 01:02:46,731
-No.
-Raylee, I need need you inside.
1156
01:02:46,816 --> 01:02:49,551
-Okay.
-And I told you not to smoke in front.
1157
01:02:50,445 --> 01:02:51,401
Sorry.
1158
01:02:52,155 --> 01:02:53,968
So you're going to keep fucking him?
1159
01:02:54,053 --> 01:02:55,147
That depends.
1160
01:02:55,722 --> 01:02:56,778
Does he know that?
1161
01:02:59,046 --> 01:03:00,881
Alright. What's this guy's name?
1162
01:03:01,569 --> 01:03:02,475
Nash.
1163
01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:03,584
Nash?
1164
01:03:04,382 --> 01:03:05,605
Alright, look.
1165
01:03:05,690 --> 01:03:08,005
I think it's time Nash got it
that you guys aren't dating.
1166
01:03:08,090 --> 01:03:09,085
Come on.
1167
01:03:09,170 --> 01:03:10,315
Wait. What?
1168
01:03:10,447 --> 01:03:13,871
God. This is crazy.
This is crazy. This is insane.
1169
01:03:13,970 --> 01:03:15,680
I can't believe we're
doing this right now.
1170
01:03:17,393 --> 01:03:19,315
Like maybe it's not such
a good idea, you know?
1171
01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:20,658
It will be quick and easy.
1172
01:03:20,743 --> 01:03:22,105
He'll get the message.
1173
01:03:22,190 --> 01:03:23,785
Okay. No fighting. Okay?
1174
01:03:23,870 --> 01:03:25,135
I just wanna talk to him.
1175
01:03:25,220 --> 01:03:26,253
You promise?
1176
01:03:29,030 --> 01:03:30,237
This is crazy.
1177
01:03:34,730 --> 01:03:35,589
Now what?
1178
01:03:35,674 --> 01:03:37,182
Is this the house?
1179
01:03:38,823 --> 01:03:40,073
Oh my God.
1180
01:03:50,990 --> 01:03:52,658
Wow. That's his mom?
1181
01:03:53,300 --> 01:03:56,666
Hello, ma'am. Would you be so kind
as to send Nash out, please?
1182
01:04:00,110 --> 01:04:02,018
Hi, Mrs. Parker.
1183
01:04:08,450 --> 01:04:10,409
Nice necklace, fucking dork.
1184
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,831
What is this? What's going on?
1185
01:04:15,916 --> 01:04:20,845
Hey buddy. I hate to be the bearer of
bad news, but you ain't with Strawberry.
1186
01:04:20,930 --> 01:04:24,101
You never were. She's with me now.
You understand?
1187
01:04:24,186 --> 01:04:25,321
Raylee, what is this?
1188
01:04:25,844 --> 01:04:27,211
I've been tryna tell you, Nash.
1189
01:04:27,296 --> 01:04:29,961
All right. Look, bro, so you're not
gonna call her, not gonna text her.
1190
01:04:30,046 --> 01:04:32,304
You're not going to go by the
Donut Hole anymore. You understand me?
1191
01:04:32,389 --> 01:04:34,069
Raylee, come on, I need to talk to you.
1192
01:04:34,154 --> 01:04:35,161
Whoa, whoa--
1193
01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:36,733
Hold on. Hold on.
1194
01:04:37,421 --> 01:04:38,905
Whoa, hey, no fighting. Okay?
1195
01:04:38,990 --> 01:04:40,570
Just stay in the car, babe.
1196
01:04:40,655 --> 01:04:42,580
All right. Come here. Google me.
1197
01:04:42,665 --> 01:04:45,176
Take out your phone right now
and Google Mikey Saber.
1198
01:04:45,261 --> 01:04:46,570
Do it.
You got your phone on you?
1199
01:04:46,655 --> 01:04:48,326
What the fuck are you talking about?
1200
01:04:48,411 --> 01:04:49,900
-No fighting.
-Babe. It's okay.
1201
01:04:49,985 --> 01:04:52,570
20.1 million views on PornHub, bro.
1202
01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:53,710
I'm not fucking with you.
1203
01:04:53,795 --> 01:04:55,451
Strawberry's in a different league now.
1204
01:04:55,536 --> 01:04:56,505
Do you understand me?
1205
01:04:56,590 --> 01:04:59,973
You can't compete with someone that fucked
1300 bitches. Do you get what I'm saying?
1206
01:05:00,058 --> 01:05:01,433
Hey, let's not cause a scene.
1207
01:05:02,025 --> 01:05:03,618
What are you doing? Who is this?
1208
01:05:03,703 --> 01:05:05,173
-Come on.
-I'm with him now.
1209
01:05:05,258 --> 01:05:07,019
You heard it from her mouth.
She's with me.
1210
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:08,200
Are you serious?
1211
01:05:08,285 --> 01:05:10,150
-Come on.
-I'm sorry, dude.
1212
01:05:10,235 --> 01:05:11,907
-It was fun though.
-It wasn't fun.
1213
01:05:22,255 --> 01:05:23,678
Oh my God.
1214
01:05:31,171 --> 01:05:32,374
I'll see you tomorrow.
1215
01:05:33,257 --> 01:05:34,608
Yeah. You will.
1216
01:05:57,539 --> 01:06:00,883
Life's sweet, Sophie, life is sweet.
1217
01:06:03,665 --> 01:06:09,352
X equals negative B plus minus the square
root of B squared minus four C all over to A.
1218
01:06:09,437 --> 01:06:11,273
What-- that's geometry?
1219
01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:12,845
Algebra.
1220
01:06:15,461 --> 01:06:16,430
Shit.
1221
01:06:17,485 --> 01:06:18,821
All right. Relax.
1222
01:06:18,906 --> 01:06:20,500
No. That's Nash.
1223
01:06:20,585 --> 01:06:22,799
That's Nash? Shit.
1224
01:06:22,884 --> 01:06:25,251
I think this time I had a man to man
with this kid.
1225
01:06:25,336 --> 01:06:26,170
No fighting.
1226
01:06:26,727 --> 01:06:28,750
You know what,
I'm tired of your fucking shit, bro.
1227
01:06:28,835 --> 01:06:30,875
I'm not afraid to fight you.
I don't give a fuck.
1228
01:06:31,565 --> 01:06:34,360
What? This is your mommy and daddy.
You brought them to the dance.
1229
01:06:34,445 --> 01:06:36,905
You can't handle your shit
by yourself, huh, tough guy?
1230
01:06:36,990 --> 01:06:39,570
Sir, your son is fucking with
my girlfriend. It ain't cool any--
1231
01:06:45,953 --> 01:06:47,703
No. Stop.
1232
01:06:48,476 --> 01:06:49,660
Fuck. Nash, what the fuck?
1233
01:06:49,745 --> 01:06:51,100
I'm not with you anymore.
1234
01:06:51,185 --> 01:06:54,864
-Fuck you. You cheated on me.
-No, I didn't. We were never together. No.
1235
01:06:54,949 --> 01:06:56,928
You go in my home, threatening
my son motherfucker?
1236
01:06:57,013 --> 01:06:58,841
Really took three of you to
fuck me up. You're a pussy.
1237
01:06:58,925 --> 01:07:01,135
What are you talking about? What do
you mean you're not with him anymore?
1238
01:07:01,220 --> 01:07:03,125
From the start I fucking said I
never wanted to be with you.
1239
01:07:03,210 --> 01:07:04,930
It was like a casual fucking thing.
1240
01:07:05,015 --> 01:07:06,759
Fuck that shit you wanted me.
1241
01:07:06,844 --> 01:07:08,650
-You're a little slut.
-No--
1242
01:07:08,735 --> 01:07:09,978
You're a fucking slut.
1243
01:07:10,063 --> 01:07:11,821
Hey, don't call my momma that.
1244
01:07:11,906 --> 01:07:13,690
-What the fuck?
-You ain't got nothing to say?
1245
01:07:13,775 --> 01:07:16,829
You come near my house again,
you'll be leaving in a body bag, bitch.
1246
01:07:16,914 --> 01:07:18,430
Sorry. I'm sorry.
1247
01:07:18,515 --> 01:07:19,914
He should go to the hospital.
1248
01:07:19,999 --> 01:07:21,759
Yeah, maybe you
should go to the hospital.
1249
01:07:21,844 --> 01:07:22,985
No. It's not that bad.
1250
01:07:23,070 --> 01:07:25,995
And plus I don't have health insurance
anyway but thank you, Miss Phan.
1251
01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,715
-Okay. Now, stop moving.
-Alright.
1252
01:07:27,800 --> 01:07:31,760
-There's no fighting in my parking lot.
-He flat out sucker punched me.
1253
01:07:31,845 --> 01:07:34,105
I would have hundred percent
out cardio that guy.
1254
01:07:34,190 --> 01:07:35,721
Fuck. Sorry for swearing.
1255
01:07:38,960 --> 01:07:39,950
Oh shit.
1256
01:07:40,040 --> 01:07:41,891
Be careful. That's where he kicked me.
1257
01:07:41,976 --> 01:07:44,149
That's where he kicked me.
That fucking little bitch.
1258
01:07:45,740 --> 01:07:49,171
Shit. Am I bleeding on my head? Fuck.
1259
01:07:56,404 --> 01:07:58,224
We both gonna be hurting tomorrow.
1260
01:07:59,123 --> 01:08:00,248
Why is that?
1261
01:08:01,590 --> 01:08:03,536
Let's just say you're blessed.
1262
01:08:05,365 --> 01:08:08,545
Yeah.
I can't believe I'm attracted to a ginger.
1263
01:08:08,630 --> 01:08:10,591
You're not allowed to use the G word.
1264
01:08:12,980 --> 01:08:14,397
You have a type?
1265
01:08:14,482 --> 01:08:15,482
Maybe.
1266
01:08:16,794 --> 01:08:17,638
What's your type?
1267
01:08:18,911 --> 01:08:22,780
Let's just say, I like men, not boys.
1268
01:08:48,002 --> 01:08:49,744
Oh, I'm sorry.
1269
01:08:49,829 --> 01:08:51,920
I think I have the wrong house.
1270
01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,979
Yeah. Cause I saw you parked
in front of my house last night, too.
1271
01:08:56,585 --> 01:08:58,835
No, it's as simple mistake.
I'm new in town.
1272
01:08:58,920 --> 01:09:00,330
If I see you around here again--
1273
01:09:00,425 --> 01:09:02,795
No, no, no. It's okay. It's okay.
1274
01:09:24,875 --> 01:09:26,634
Honestly, if shit was different,
1275
01:09:27,718 --> 01:09:29,421
I could take over the industry with her.
1276
01:09:29,930 --> 01:09:30,806
You think so?
1277
01:09:30,891 --> 01:09:33,765
Yeah, within six months I could
see her nabbing best newcomer.
1278
01:09:33,850 --> 01:09:35,624
One year and she would sweep the AVNs.
1279
01:09:35,709 --> 01:09:37,209
Tori Black-- you know who Tori Black is?
1280
01:09:37,294 --> 01:09:39,514
Yeah, man, of course,
I know Tori Black is.
1281
01:09:39,599 --> 01:09:42,125
Uh, she won performer of the year,
two years back to back. Right?
1282
01:09:42,725 --> 01:09:44,290
I think that Strawberry's
got the potential.
1283
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:46,600
I'm not exaggerating.
I really believe this.
1284
01:09:46,685 --> 01:09:49,430
I think-- I think she could
win three years in a row
1285
01:09:49,514 --> 01:09:51,356
with my guidance, of course.
1286
01:09:55,305 --> 01:09:57,942
Doesn't matter.
I'm stuck in this shit hole anyway.
1287
01:09:59,075 --> 01:10:01,630
Yeah, man, it's gonna be kinda awkward,
anyway.
1288
01:10:01,715 --> 01:10:04,371
She's gonna have to bang all those
other fucking guys on scene.
1289
01:10:05,019 --> 01:10:06,190
I don't give a fuck.
1290
01:10:06,275 --> 01:10:08,350
I'll be fucking other bitches, bro.
1291
01:10:08,435 --> 01:10:09,400
Come on.
1292
01:10:09,485 --> 01:10:11,050
I think it's hot. I don't care.
1293
01:10:12,130 --> 01:10:13,177
Okay, man.
1294
01:10:14,135 --> 01:10:15,731
Seriously, it's part of the game.
1295
01:10:17,787 --> 01:10:18,950
That was nice.
1296
01:10:29,138 --> 01:10:30,805
You wanna explain those bruises?
1297
01:10:33,138 --> 01:10:34,614
I fell off my bike.
1298
01:10:40,841 --> 01:10:42,474
Must have been a hard fall.
1299
01:11:02,958 --> 01:11:04,552
This is eight, I need 10.
1300
01:11:11,528 --> 01:11:13,465
I'm moving a lot of weight
for you guys. Huh?
1301
01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:20,695
I like those gold teeth.
1302
01:11:20,780 --> 01:11:25,667
I got one dia-- I got one diamond
I had my dentist in Cali put in. So--
1303
01:11:27,969 --> 01:11:29,891
You need to get your ass outta here, man.
1304
01:11:32,570 --> 01:11:34,071
All right. Say hi to your mom for me.
1305
01:11:56,234 --> 01:11:58,374
These refinery boys are the best.
1306
01:11:58,459 --> 01:12:02,297
They buy way more weed than these
skaters and dancers I gotta deal with.
1307
01:12:02,810 --> 01:12:04,786
-Dancers?
-Yeah, from the titty bar.
1308
01:12:05,294 --> 01:12:06,204
Strippers.
1309
01:12:06,289 --> 01:12:08,419
They prefer the term dancers.
1310
01:12:08,504 --> 01:12:10,575
Young lady, show some respect.
1311
01:12:10,669 --> 01:12:11,605
Okay.
1312
01:12:11,690 --> 01:12:12,775
Topless dancers.
1313
01:12:12,860 --> 01:12:14,869
Oh, bottomless too, when they got it off.
1314
01:12:15,494 --> 01:12:16,345
Really?
1315
01:12:16,430 --> 01:12:17,824
Yeah. You've never been?
1316
01:12:17,909 --> 01:12:20,850
Why would I've been? Plus,
I'm not even old enough to get in.
1317
01:12:22,510 --> 01:12:23,541
You wanna go?
1318
01:12:23,626 --> 01:12:24,714
Seriously?
1319
01:12:31,331 --> 01:12:32,206
Hello.
1320
01:12:32,886 --> 01:12:34,980
-How old is she?
-18.
1321
01:12:35,565 --> 01:12:36,698
20 bucks.
1322
01:12:38,072 --> 01:12:39,956
You are hotter than
all of these girls combined.
1323
01:12:41,362 --> 01:12:43,448
If you worked here,
they'd be outta their job.
1324
01:12:44,675 --> 01:12:45,792
You give a tip?
1325
01:12:46,503 --> 01:12:48,182
Give it to them. It's fine. Go.
1326
01:13:23,584 --> 01:13:24,545
Right here. Right here.
1327
01:13:24,630 --> 01:13:26,069
-Here?
-Yeah. Go in there.
1328
01:13:28,741 --> 01:13:30,233
Just gotta get some milk.
1329
01:13:35,480 --> 01:13:36,469
Well,
1330
01:13:37,175 --> 01:13:38,144
Goodnight.
1331
01:13:38,229 --> 01:13:40,970
I can-- I can wait
and drive you all the way home.
1332
01:13:41,055 --> 01:13:42,140
Oh no, it's okay.
1333
01:13:42,225 --> 01:13:44,221
I like to ride my bike at night.
1334
01:13:44,306 --> 01:13:45,273
Okay.
1335
01:13:46,773 --> 01:13:49,190
But technically that was our first date.
1336
01:13:49,275 --> 01:13:52,888
So you just brought me to a strip joint
for our first date.
1337
01:13:53,767 --> 01:13:56,040
-Real classy.
-Ooh, snap.
1338
01:13:57,165 --> 01:13:58,635
Well, I guess we got to do it again.
1339
01:13:58,720 --> 01:14:01,554
You wanna go to the pier Friday night?
1340
01:14:02,337 --> 01:14:04,190
Pete's liver and onions at Louie's.
1341
01:14:04,275 --> 01:14:05,376
I love Louie's.
1342
01:14:38,812 --> 01:14:40,038
Daddy wanna play?
1343
01:14:40,123 --> 01:14:42,234
I don't know if I'm feeling it.
1344
01:14:42,319 --> 01:14:43,983
I can feel it.
1345
01:14:45,085 --> 01:14:47,483
-Just not--
-Nice and fast.
1346
01:14:48,234 --> 01:14:50,023
I don't think it's happening today.
1347
01:14:52,405 --> 01:14:54,007
Don't you wanna get in me?
1348
01:14:54,372 --> 01:14:56,858
Yeah. Don't you wanna get in this pussy?
1349
01:14:56,943 --> 01:14:59,507
I don't feel it. I'm sorry,
I'm just not feeling it.
1350
01:14:59,592 --> 01:15:01,817
Jesus Christ. Okay. Okay.
1351
01:15:02,851 --> 01:15:03,771
What?
1352
01:15:03,856 --> 01:15:07,763
It's fine. Whatever,
I didn't want to anyway.
1353
01:15:23,047 --> 01:15:24,406
Lonnie.
1354
01:15:25,281 --> 01:15:26,711
Lonnie.
1355
01:15:27,547 --> 01:15:28,742
Lonnie.
1356
01:15:32,859 --> 01:15:34,688
Don't be tied up all day.
1357
01:15:38,117 --> 01:15:40,593
-Hey, Lonnie-kanes.
-Hey, Lexi. What's up?
1358
01:15:40,678 --> 01:15:43,211
Not much. What are you doing?
1359
01:15:43,296 --> 01:15:45,421
Ah, you know,
working around with the old man.
1360
01:15:45,506 --> 01:15:46,367
Nice.
1361
01:15:46,452 --> 01:15:47,600
Same shit different day.
1362
01:15:47,685 --> 01:15:48,913
I know. I know.
1363
01:15:48,998 --> 01:15:50,202
What are you doing?
1364
01:15:50,287 --> 01:15:52,288
I'm just-- you know, getting some air.
1365
01:15:52,929 --> 01:15:54,077
Some sunshine.
1366
01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,545
So you and Mike have
been hanging out, huh?
1367
01:15:57,630 --> 01:15:59,767
Yeah. It's been fun having him in town.
1368
01:15:59,851 --> 01:16:01,637
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.
1369
01:16:02,989 --> 01:16:05,285
Is he giving you money for
all those rides you giving him?
1370
01:16:05,981 --> 01:16:07,115
No.
1371
01:16:07,200 --> 01:16:08,915
I mean, I don't mind we're buds.
1372
01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:11,221
I know y'all don't got
one set of wheels right now. So--
1373
01:16:11,306 --> 01:16:13,394
No, we don't. Not right now.
1374
01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:20,067
-You've been working out?
-No.
1375
01:16:21,508 --> 01:16:23,398
-You look good.
-Thanks.
1376
01:16:23,490 --> 01:16:25,138
You're sure you haven't been working out?
1377
01:16:25,223 --> 01:16:26,326
I'm positive.
1378
01:16:26,970 --> 01:16:29,357
Can't call you scrawny
Lonnie no more. Can they?
1379
01:16:33,498 --> 01:16:36,256
-You keep Mikey out of trouble, you hear?
-I'll try.
1380
01:16:37,993 --> 01:16:38,903
I know you will.
1381
01:16:40,615 --> 01:16:42,755
-It was good seeing you.
-Good seeing you. Take care.
1382
01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:49,587
There's a lot of rides.
We could do the roller coaster.
1383
01:16:50,239 --> 01:16:53,150
I'm not tall enough.
I think it's like 48 inches or whatever.
1384
01:16:53,659 --> 01:16:56,212
I'll give you a 48 inches all day long.
1385
01:16:56,297 --> 01:16:58,337
I'm sorry, that was too easy.
1386
01:16:58,422 --> 01:17:01,134
But I got you, it's like, if
you get scared, just grab on something.
1387
01:17:01,218 --> 01:17:02,367
I'll hold your hand.
1388
01:17:03,399 --> 01:17:06,909
So after this, are you gonna
fuck me on to the boardwalk?
1389
01:17:07,867 --> 01:17:10,102
You sexy little exhibitionist,
you know that?
1390
01:17:10,187 --> 01:17:11,399
Look who is talking.
1391
01:17:12,156 --> 01:17:13,523
Wait. What do you mean?
1392
01:17:14,274 --> 01:17:15,531
You know what I mean.
1393
01:17:16,328 --> 01:17:17,633
Mr. Saber.
1394
01:17:31,851 --> 01:17:33,359
Oh my God.
1395
01:17:36,739 --> 01:17:38,695
The second I broke up with Nash
1396
01:17:39,324 --> 01:17:42,301
my Facebook blew up with
everyone and their fucking grandmas
1397
01:17:42,385 --> 01:17:44,205
sending me links to your videos.
1398
01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:47,629
And you're cool with it?
1399
01:17:48,140 --> 01:17:49,761
Would I be here if I gave a shit?
1400
01:17:50,390 --> 01:17:51,909
I actually think it's kind of dope.
1401
01:17:54,949 --> 01:17:57,011
I think it's cool. You just said:
1402
01:17:57,096 --> 01:17:58,060
Fuck it.
1403
01:17:58,145 --> 01:18:00,880
I'm going to get paid for
doing the thing I love most.
1404
01:18:00,965 --> 01:18:04,299
And as long as you're not hurting anybody,
you do you, man.
1405
01:18:05,135 --> 01:18:08,510
But if you give me something,
I swear to fucking God.
1406
01:18:08,595 --> 01:18:11,885
Thus porn folks are most
tested people on the whole planet.
1407
01:18:11,970 --> 01:18:14,931
I mean, think about it.
We gotta get tested to work, you know.
1408
01:18:15,016 --> 01:18:18,930
-Maybe I gave you something.
-Oh, don't even kid.
1409
01:18:21,157 --> 01:18:22,782
I posted a nude online once.
1410
01:18:24,109 --> 01:18:26,319
I can never tell if you're joking
or if you're serious.
1411
01:18:27,015 --> 01:18:31,636
My friends and I were messing around
and that subreddit gone wild.
1412
01:18:32,374 --> 01:18:34,544
We were just trying to see how
much attention we could gain
1413
01:18:34,629 --> 01:18:35,780
and we weren't even naked.
1414
01:18:35,865 --> 01:18:37,919
We had like our stuffed
animals like that, you know?
1415
01:18:38,709 --> 01:18:40,300
But this old guy in Ohio
1416
01:18:40,385 --> 01:18:42,605
propositioned us to sell the nude pic.
1417
01:18:42,690 --> 01:18:45,051
And I did. And he Venmo-ed me 60 bucks.
1418
01:18:46,299 --> 01:18:47,408
60 bucks?
1419
01:18:47,822 --> 01:18:49,190
You're a bad, bad girl.
1420
01:18:49,275 --> 01:18:50,502
The 60 bucks ain't shit.
1421
01:18:50,587 --> 01:18:52,252
You should get at least double that.
1422
01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:55,539
Were you planning on never telling me?
1423
01:18:55,624 --> 01:18:56,478
Yeah.
1424
01:18:57,124 --> 01:18:59,780
It's not something you drop on a civilian.
1425
01:19:00,632 --> 01:19:02,835
A civilian. Is that what I am?
1426
01:19:04,034 --> 01:19:07,217
Yeah, you don't have to be.
1427
01:19:08,101 --> 01:19:09,155
For real?
1428
01:19:10,569 --> 01:19:12,866
Look. I'm gonna be straight with you.
1429
01:19:13,664 --> 01:19:17,959
I've been in the business
almost 20 years and nobody,
1430
01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:20,614
nobody comes close to you.
1431
01:19:22,031 --> 01:19:24,789
Straight up,
you could be a huge star, I'm just saying.
1432
01:19:26,148 --> 01:19:27,211
You are funny.
1433
01:19:29,855 --> 01:19:34,264
Look, I'm already about to have
a very awkward senior year.
1434
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:38,043
I'm not about to have a very
awkward rest of my life.
1435
01:20:11,454 --> 01:20:12,677
Hey.
1436
01:20:13,880 --> 01:20:16,825
Hey Mikey, how are you doing?
1437
01:20:16,910 --> 01:20:19,525
I'm good.
What are you doing here?
1438
01:20:19,610 --> 01:20:24,355
Just catching up with Lil and Lexi.
Catching up on some old stuff.
1439
01:20:24,440 --> 01:20:25,490
Shooting the breeze.
1440
01:20:25,575 --> 01:20:26,535
Sounds like it.
1441
01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:27,767
Let me know next time.
1442
01:20:27,852 --> 01:20:29,395
I'll make some steaks.
1443
01:20:29,480 --> 01:20:30,602
Hang out with you guys.
1444
01:20:31,210 --> 01:20:32,635
-Sounds great.
-Yeah.
1445
01:20:32,720 --> 01:20:34,651
Sound like a plan.
1446
01:20:34,736 --> 01:20:36,230
Ladies, I'mma get up outta here.
1447
01:20:36,320 --> 01:20:39,320
It's getting late, but
your hospitality was good.
1448
01:20:39,405 --> 01:20:41,295
The conversation was boss.
1449
01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:44,663
-See you.
-Absolutely.
1450
01:20:44,748 --> 01:20:45,724
See you again, Lily.
1451
01:20:45,809 --> 01:20:47,406
-My baby.
-Please come back.
1452
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:48,826
I will. I will.
1453
01:20:49,334 --> 01:20:51,295
-Take care of yourself, baby girl.
-You too.
1454
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:54,963
All right.
Mikey, I'm sure, I'll see you soon.
1455
01:20:55,048 --> 01:20:56,076
Yep. You will.
1456
01:20:57,193 --> 01:20:58,045
Good night.
1457
01:20:58,130 --> 01:20:59,247
God bless you.
1458
01:21:06,020 --> 01:21:06,957
Did it come through?
1459
01:21:07,042 --> 01:21:08,917
Yeah. Bullshit.
1460
01:21:09,002 --> 01:21:10,255
You see her?
1461
01:21:10,340 --> 01:21:12,263
She's fucking smoking, right?
1462
01:21:12,348 --> 01:21:13,879
You're not going to believe this dude.
1463
01:21:14,450 --> 01:21:16,387
Her name is Strawberry.
1464
01:21:16,471 --> 01:21:17,785
-What?
-Fucking strawberry.
1465
01:21:17,870 --> 01:21:19,465
You can't make this shit up, man.
1466
01:21:19,550 --> 01:21:22,049
Yeah. Has there even been
a strawberry before?
1467
01:21:22,580 --> 01:21:24,260
Oh, she's my way back in, man.
1468
01:21:24,345 --> 01:21:28,470
I'm telling you, this is like a Jenna
Jamieson, Sasha Grey level find here.
1469
01:21:29,009 --> 01:21:31,130
Fuck. I'm blessed.
I'm so fucking blessed.
1470
01:21:32,120 --> 01:21:33,685
See, this is my talent.
1471
01:21:33,770 --> 01:21:35,635
I could be a bad-ass scout.
1472
01:21:35,720 --> 01:21:38,618
I got my finger on the pulse
of next generation, baby.
1473
01:21:39,208 --> 01:21:41,155
How you know she's gonna be
down for this, man?
1474
01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:44,155
Oh, she's down.
Trust me. She's down.
1475
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:47,177
Plus, she sucks on my fingers
while I'm fucking her, bro.
1476
01:21:47,506 --> 01:21:49,615
-Oh yeah? That's cool.
-Yeah. That's cool.
1477
01:21:49,700 --> 01:21:50,865
You know what that means?
1478
01:21:50,950 --> 01:21:52,521
She likes fingers.
1479
01:21:52,606 --> 01:21:53,715
You're so cute.
1480
01:21:55,481 --> 01:21:58,137
Means she likes having a Dick in her mouth
while getting fucked.
1481
01:21:58,222 --> 01:21:59,545
It's a tell-a-tell sign, bro.
1482
01:21:59,630 --> 01:22:00,834
-Oh yeah.
-Yeah.
1483
01:22:00,919 --> 01:22:02,950
Anytime a girl puts something
in her mouth while fucking
1484
01:22:03,035 --> 01:22:04,755
either they're familiar with that scenario
1485
01:22:04,840 --> 01:22:06,655
or they're intrigued by that scenario.
1486
01:22:06,740 --> 01:22:07,708
Think about it, man.
1487
01:22:07,793 --> 01:22:08,668
It's just logic.
1488
01:22:08,753 --> 01:22:10,045
I never thought about it that way.
1489
01:22:10,130 --> 01:22:12,220
Yeah man. You know, that's what Lexi did.
1490
01:22:12,305 --> 01:22:14,815
When he first started dating,
Lexi would suck on my fingers
1491
01:22:14,900 --> 01:22:15,865
while I was fucking her.
1492
01:22:15,950 --> 01:22:18,380
That's what schooled me to the knowledge
that she had slept with
1493
01:22:18,465 --> 01:22:19,932
more than one dude at a time before.
1494
01:22:20,017 --> 01:22:21,322
So when I proposed a threesome,
1495
01:22:21,406 --> 01:22:23,559
she was in, she didn't fight it,
she fucking loved it.
1496
01:22:24,134 --> 01:22:25,114
-Huh?
-Yeah.
1497
01:22:27,499 --> 01:22:30,184
Well, what do you think Lexi is
gonna think about all this though?
1498
01:22:30,764 --> 01:22:33,954
Dude, Lexi's the bane of my
fucking existence, man.
1499
01:22:34,039 --> 01:22:36,514
Everything that's gone wrong
in my life for the last 15 years,
1500
01:22:36,599 --> 01:22:38,382
pretty much steps back to her.
1501
01:22:39,883 --> 01:22:41,784
I've forgiven her over and over again.
1502
01:22:41,869 --> 01:22:43,970
I overlooked so much shit in the name
of forgiveness.
1503
01:22:44,055 --> 01:22:45,845
But it doesn't matter.
She always fucks me--
1504
01:22:46,940 --> 01:22:48,189
Hey, how you doing, sir?
1505
01:22:53,090 --> 01:22:56,755
Go look up the Lexi Lane Ashley Blue
gang-bang. In the end I'm fucking Ashley.
1506
01:22:56,840 --> 01:22:58,164
So I wasn't paying attention.
1507
01:22:58,249 --> 01:23:00,725
Lexi starts badmouthing me
to the male talent on camera
1508
01:23:00,810 --> 01:23:02,788
saying that I'm limp dick and shit,
and that's a total fucking lie.
1509
01:23:02,873 --> 01:23:04,284
Of course I can get it up. Right?
1510
01:23:04,369 --> 01:23:06,385
I didn't know this until
the fucking DVD came out.
1511
01:23:06,470 --> 01:23:08,032
I wanted to knock that bitch out.
1512
01:23:08,117 --> 01:23:09,800
Anyway, don't say shit.
That stays between us.
1513
01:23:09,885 --> 01:23:11,783
-I got you brother.
-You got the next set.
1514
01:23:14,362 --> 01:23:16,283
-Here is your tip.
-Thank you.
1515
01:23:17,820 --> 01:23:20,439
So I joined your Pornhub page.
1516
01:23:21,619 --> 01:23:24,654
-You watching my scenes?
-Checked out a few.
1517
01:23:24,739 --> 01:23:26,744
I watched the one you won best oral for.
1518
01:23:27,350 --> 01:23:28,345
Yeah?
1519
01:23:28,850 --> 01:23:30,024
Yeah.
1520
01:23:30,109 --> 01:23:32,525
Not that it's not hot
watching you, but like--
1521
01:23:33,111 --> 01:23:33,954
Yeah?
1522
01:23:34,039 --> 01:23:38,345
So the girl plus all
the guys she's blown--
1523
01:23:41,103 --> 01:23:42,930
Hello, Mr. Mikey.
1524
01:23:43,023 --> 01:23:43,921
Hi, Ms. Phan.
1525
01:23:44,681 --> 01:23:47,065
Uh, I swept outside
and watered the plant for you.
1526
01:23:47,150 --> 01:23:48,072
Great.
1527
01:23:51,132 --> 01:23:54,985
So the girl plus all the guys
she's blowing win the award?
1528
01:23:55,070 --> 01:23:56,005
Right.
1529
01:23:56,090 --> 01:23:57,955
But we all share it, the award.
1530
01:23:58,040 --> 01:24:01,644
Okay. But like she's on her
knees blowing the line of guys.
1531
01:24:01,729 --> 01:24:03,143
It's like her scene.
1532
01:24:03,228 --> 01:24:05,125
Why are you winning an award for it?
1533
01:24:05,210 --> 01:24:07,436
Okay, well. That's up for discussion.
1534
01:24:08,397 --> 01:24:10,135
Anyway you shouldn't be
watching that stuff.
1535
01:24:10,220 --> 01:24:12,920
You know, just pretend it doesn't exist.
Don't watch that stuff.
1536
01:24:13,040 --> 01:24:13,915
It's not good.
1537
01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:15,462
I'm sorry.
1538
01:24:15,980 --> 01:24:17,665
-Did I hurt your feelings?
-No, it's okay.
1539
01:24:19,160 --> 01:24:21,938
Sorry. I should've asked
if it was okay if I watched.
1540
01:24:27,305 --> 01:24:29,800
Check out the Fast &
the Furry-Ass paradise.
1541
01:24:29,885 --> 01:24:33,275
-Are you serious?
-Hell yeah. Fast & Furry-Ass.
1542
01:24:34,625 --> 01:24:35,830
Yeah. I love it.
1543
01:24:35,915 --> 01:24:39,835
Love it. Right? I play Brian O'Connor,
that's Paul Walker's character.
1544
01:24:39,920 --> 01:24:43,570
And my acting was next level, seriously.
I mean, my scenes were miles above
1545
01:24:43,655 --> 01:24:44,585
the other scenes.
1546
01:24:44,670 --> 01:24:47,591
To this day, people tweet me like
oh you were the perfect O'Connor.
1547
01:24:48,275 --> 01:24:52,929
I was actually even nominated for that
role, best supporting actor in a parody.
1548
01:24:53,013 --> 01:24:54,122
But I didn't win.
1549
01:24:54,207 --> 01:24:55,750
It was a big snap of the night.
1550
01:24:55,835 --> 01:24:58,030
It was booze and everything.
It was crazy.
1551
01:24:58,115 --> 01:25:00,845
And then Paul Walker goes
and gets himself killed,
1552
01:25:00,929 --> 01:25:04,788
which is such a bummer because
then I'm fucked out of the sequels.
1553
01:25:05,374 --> 01:25:07,046
-That sucks.
-Yeah.
1554
01:25:07,577 --> 01:25:08,492
So--
1555
01:25:11,038 --> 01:25:12,476
You wanna come over this weekend?
1556
01:25:13,985 --> 01:25:15,561
Come over. What? To your place?
1557
01:25:15,646 --> 01:25:17,656
Yeah. We could spend Saturday night there.
1558
01:25:17,741 --> 01:25:19,865
No, no. I'm not into the
whole meet the parents.
1559
01:25:20,951 --> 01:25:22,679
You think that I'd introduce you
to my mom?
1560
01:25:22,763 --> 01:25:25,325
Are you fucking kidding me?
No. God, no, no.
1561
01:25:25,410 --> 01:25:26,340
She'll be out of town.
1562
01:25:26,849 --> 01:25:28,224
She got a new boyfriend
1563
01:25:28,309 --> 01:25:30,550
and they're going to Houston
to fuck themselves silly.
1564
01:25:30,635 --> 01:25:34,762
So we got the place to our own,
to fuck ourselves even sillier.
1565
01:25:41,255 --> 01:25:42,549
-Mikey?
-Yeah.
1566
01:25:43,985 --> 01:25:46,073
You haven't even asked about Eric once.
1567
01:25:48,345 --> 01:25:50,377
You got my Facebook message
when it happened.
1568
01:25:50,462 --> 01:25:51,674
We chatted.
1569
01:25:56,525 --> 01:25:58,505
My heart goes out to you.
It was a terrible thing.
1570
01:26:04,815 --> 01:26:05,705
So--
1571
01:26:06,425 --> 01:26:08,994
any word on your getting
custody or whatever?
1572
01:26:11,555 --> 01:26:12,417
Yeah.
1573
01:26:13,505 --> 01:26:15,385
Well, I was thinking--
1574
01:26:16,151 --> 01:26:17,917
I have a maintenance CPS next week.
1575
01:26:18,542 --> 01:26:21,617
And I was thinking
you could come with me.
1576
01:26:21,701 --> 01:26:23,971
And we could tell the caseworker.
1577
01:26:24,570 --> 01:26:27,796
Her name's Marianne. She's real nice.
And she's trying to help me out.
1578
01:26:28,565 --> 01:26:31,870
And we could tell her about
how things are going well here.
1579
01:26:31,955 --> 01:26:32,972
And you know--
1580
01:26:34,116 --> 01:26:36,634
like you and me and all.
1581
01:26:39,225 --> 01:26:40,385
Because I mean--
1582
01:26:40,469 --> 01:26:44,667
if things are going well here, you
and me and all, and I get clean test--
1583
01:26:44,751 --> 01:26:45,889
And that's gonna happen?
1584
01:26:47,118 --> 01:26:48,118
No wonder they took him.
1585
01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:50,461
You right back to where you were,
and over it all over again.
1586
01:26:52,133 --> 01:26:54,002
Where's his dad in all this shit anyway?
1587
01:26:54,087 --> 01:26:56,187
Why doesn't he step
the fuck up? Seriously.
1588
01:26:59,163 --> 01:27:01,764
Better yet, why doesn't Leondria
go with you being that
1589
01:27:01,849 --> 01:27:03,709
she's so concerned with
our fucking business?
1590
01:27:04,834 --> 01:27:06,302
You know what? Fuck this place.
1591
01:27:07,294 --> 01:27:09,177
I'm going to go watch TV with your mom.
1592
01:27:40,920 --> 01:27:42,522
Don't judge. Okay?
1593
01:27:43,092 --> 01:27:44,755
Uh, why would I do that?
1594
01:27:44,840 --> 01:27:46,914
You're talking to a boy
who grew up in Texas City.
1595
01:27:46,999 --> 01:27:48,522
So I'm not going to judge anything.
1596
01:27:48,988 --> 01:27:50,545
-This is it?
-Yeah.
1597
01:27:51,440 --> 01:27:53,138
Oh, I take it back.
1598
01:27:53,222 --> 01:27:55,686
This place is a shit hole.
Can you take me home please?
1599
01:27:59,104 --> 01:28:00,624
All right. Ta-da.
1600
01:28:00,709 --> 01:28:02,755
Wow. Luxurious.
1601
01:28:02,840 --> 01:28:05,455
Can't smoke in here by the way.
My mom's trying to quit.
1602
01:28:05,540 --> 01:28:06,432
That's okay.
1603
01:28:08,620 --> 01:28:09,925
Is this you?
1604
01:28:10,010 --> 01:28:12,119
Yeah.
That's the first selfie I ever took.
1605
01:28:12,494 --> 01:28:13,478
Vintage.
1606
01:28:13,999 --> 01:28:14,874
Do you want a Coke?
1607
01:28:14,959 --> 01:28:15,858
Yes.
1608
01:28:17,060 --> 01:28:18,260
And that's your mom?
1609
01:28:18,830 --> 01:28:24,378
Yep. And that's my grandma and
that's me and that's me and that's me.
1610
01:28:24,463 --> 01:28:26,454
Cute. What's back here?
1611
01:28:26,539 --> 01:28:27,685
Uh, that's my mom's room.
1612
01:28:27,770 --> 01:28:29,111
I am right here.
1613
01:28:33,680 --> 01:28:34,855
Wow.
1614
01:28:34,940 --> 01:28:36,111
Wow.
1615
01:28:36,196 --> 01:28:37,158
Pink.
1616
01:28:38,174 --> 01:28:39,199
Pink.
1617
01:28:39,284 --> 01:28:41,049
It's supposed to make you
happy or something.
1618
01:28:41,134 --> 01:28:42,151
Yeah.
1619
01:28:43,153 --> 01:28:44,112
Wow.
1620
01:28:50,645 --> 01:28:53,041
So tell your mom I'm moving in.
1621
01:28:58,184 --> 01:28:59,659
Do you feel the sunshine?
1622
01:29:02,735 --> 01:29:04,168
By the way, what sign are you?
1623
01:29:06,356 --> 01:29:07,286
Why?
1624
01:29:09,065 --> 01:29:12,034
I mean, I don't even believe in
astrology, but I'm just asking.
1625
01:29:13,747 --> 01:29:14,879
A bad sign.
1626
01:29:16,655 --> 01:29:18,279
I don't believe in that shit either.
1627
01:29:18,364 --> 01:29:19,246
Yeah.
1628
01:29:26,555 --> 01:29:29,762
You know, before this place was about
black Gold, it was about black ivory?
1629
01:29:30,515 --> 01:29:32,110
Oh yeah?
-Yeah.
1630
01:29:32,195 --> 01:29:33,265
I don't understand.
1631
01:29:34,211 --> 01:29:35,485
Slave trade, silly.
1632
01:29:36,142 --> 01:29:37,600
Slaves were sold here.
1633
01:29:37,685 --> 01:29:40,798
Something like famous French pirate
ran the show.
1634
01:29:41,614 --> 01:29:44,110
A French pirate?
I bet he had really good style.
1635
01:29:44,195 --> 01:29:45,552
I bet he dressed good.
1636
01:29:46,114 --> 01:29:46,987
When I was little,
1637
01:29:47,071 --> 01:29:50,661
my mama would take me out here
and we'd go hunt the pirate booty.
1638
01:29:51,497 --> 01:29:53,231
I love pirate booty.
1639
01:29:53,316 --> 01:29:54,583
Tell me more.
1640
01:29:57,630 --> 01:29:58,942
I'm coming to get ya.
1641
01:30:15,110 --> 01:30:18,415
This is prime Texas beef right here.
1642
01:30:18,500 --> 01:30:21,685
This might be the one thing
this place has above LA.
1643
01:30:21,770 --> 01:30:22,971
Besides you, of course.
1644
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:26,510
You're like an
extraterrestrial around here.
1645
01:30:27,380 --> 01:30:30,180
And when I look at you,
I don't think Gulf coast.
1646
01:30:30,944 --> 01:30:33,024
Well, besides the sexy draw.
1647
01:30:33,109 --> 01:30:34,610
Jerk, it's not that bad.
1648
01:30:34,695 --> 01:30:35,809
It's pretty bad.
1649
01:30:35,894 --> 01:30:37,435
Stop making fun of me.
1650
01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:40,050
I'm not, I had one but I lost it.
1651
01:30:40,135 --> 01:30:43,425
After living in LA for a while,
you lose it and
1652
01:30:43,510 --> 01:30:44,804
I remember being at work.
1653
01:30:44,889 --> 01:30:47,053
when I first got there and
these guys make fun of me,
1654
01:30:47,138 --> 01:30:48,541
cause I was like, hi, I'm Mikey.
1655
01:30:48,626 --> 01:30:50,608
They all said
you sound like a dumb hick.
1656
01:30:51,200 --> 01:30:53,017
So yeah, just lost it.
1657
01:30:54,050 --> 01:30:57,220
Well, not a year or so
and I'm outta here.
1658
01:30:58,280 --> 01:30:59,185
Why wait?
1659
01:30:59,270 --> 01:31:00,740
I told you, mula.
1660
01:31:01,880 --> 01:31:03,403
I didn't have any money when I left.
1661
01:31:04,010 --> 01:31:06,890
I have no friends, no connections.
1662
01:31:07,790 --> 01:31:08,801
I'll be your friend.
1663
01:31:09,612 --> 01:31:10,759
I'll be your connection.
1664
01:31:10,844 --> 01:31:12,065
Don't fuck with me.
1665
01:31:12,770 --> 01:31:13,823
I'm not.
1666
01:31:31,964 --> 01:31:33,073
This is nice.
1667
01:31:35,213 --> 01:31:37,340
Hold up. Got an idea.
1668
01:31:41,865 --> 01:31:43,255
Yo, what are you doing?
1669
01:31:43,340 --> 01:31:44,521
Let's shoot a scene.
1670
01:31:44,606 --> 01:31:46,740
For us. Just for us.
1671
01:31:48,795 --> 01:31:51,653
All right. If we do that,
we are using my phone.
1672
01:31:52,552 --> 01:31:54,385
Why? You don't trust me?
1673
01:31:54,470 --> 01:31:56,575
You can lose your phone, motherfucker.
1674
01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:58,636
You can lose your phone, motherfucker.
1675
01:31:58,721 --> 01:32:00,183
Well. Then it would be on me.
1676
01:32:00,879 --> 01:32:02,082
True that.
1677
01:32:03,404 --> 01:32:04,889
Look at it.
1678
01:32:04,974 --> 01:32:06,085
You see that?
1679
01:32:06,170 --> 01:32:07,279
See how good you are.
1680
01:32:08,466 --> 01:32:11,232
You film it. Here, take it.
1681
01:32:19,631 --> 01:32:21,545
-It's so hot.
-I know.
1682
01:32:21,630 --> 01:32:23,060
You're telling me.
1683
01:32:24,914 --> 01:32:27,470
Look at that. You know how to play
to the camera and everything.
1684
01:32:29,210 --> 01:32:32,094
You see how you make sure
your face is always seen.
1685
01:32:32,179 --> 01:32:33,835
And you're aware of the camera.
1686
01:32:34,764 --> 01:32:36,055
That's skill right there.
1687
01:32:36,140 --> 01:32:37,040
That's crazy.
1688
01:32:38,630 --> 01:32:42,011
If this doesn't show you that you
could be a star, I don't know what will.
1689
01:32:42,810 --> 01:32:43,885
Do you really think so?
1690
01:32:43,970 --> 01:32:44,865
I know so.
1691
01:32:47,271 --> 01:32:49,139
I'm not into that swinger stuff though.
1692
01:32:50,360 --> 01:32:51,355
Swinger stuff?
1693
01:32:51,440 --> 01:32:55,820
Yeah. I like fucking you and I
don't want to fuck anybody else.
1694
01:32:55,905 --> 01:32:58,670
And I don't want to think
about you fucking other girls.
1695
01:33:00,290 --> 01:33:01,631
It would be just us.
1696
01:33:02,255 --> 01:33:03,815
It's called couple scenes.
1697
01:33:04,535 --> 01:33:08,585
It will be exclusive. Just me and you
getting paid to do what we just did.
1698
01:33:09,395 --> 01:33:12,515
Shit. You would've made $2,000
for that video right there.
1699
01:33:13,625 --> 01:33:15,679
-How many times did you come?
-Three times.
1700
01:33:15,763 --> 01:33:18,335
You would have been paid
two grand to come three times.
1701
01:33:18,935 --> 01:33:21,489
I'm not that good at math,
but that's a really good deal.
1702
01:33:23,585 --> 01:33:25,347
I have to sleep on it but
1703
01:33:25,431 --> 01:33:27,962
it's not like I don't already
have the porn star name.
1704
01:33:28,047 --> 01:33:29,181
Right?
1705
01:33:32,905 --> 01:33:33,813
You play?
1706
01:33:34,595 --> 01:33:36,110
No, I eat off of it.
1707
01:33:36,195 --> 01:33:37,368
Such a smart-ass.
1708
01:33:37,453 --> 01:33:40,062
Yeah. Since I was six.
1709
01:33:41,905 --> 01:33:43,422
You wanna play me something?
1710
01:33:43,507 --> 01:33:44,733
Are you gonna make me?
1711
01:33:45,663 --> 01:33:46,913
Okay.
1712
01:33:57,605 --> 01:34:00,733
♪ I am doing this tonight ♪
1713
01:34:00,818 --> 01:34:03,788
♪ You are probably gonna start a fight ♪
1714
01:34:03,873 --> 01:34:07,120
♪ I know this can't be right ♪
1715
01:34:07,205 --> 01:34:08,380
♪ Hey baby ♪
1716
01:34:08,465 --> 01:34:09,527
♪ Come on ♪
1717
01:34:10,205 --> 01:34:12,389
♪ I loved you endlessly ♪
1718
01:34:13,319 --> 01:34:16,022
♪ When you weren't there for me ♪
1719
01:34:16,107 --> 01:34:19,855
♪ So now it's time to leave. ♪
1720
01:34:19,940 --> 01:34:22,373
♪ And make it alone ♪
1721
01:34:22,458 --> 01:34:25,620
♪ And I know that I can't take no more ♪
1722
01:34:25,705 --> 01:34:28,030
♪ It ain't no lie ♪
1723
01:34:28,115 --> 01:34:31,083
♪ I want to see you out that door ♪
1724
01:34:31,168 --> 01:34:32,849
♪ Baby bye bye bye ♪
1725
01:34:32,934 --> 01:34:35,404
♪ Don't really want to make it tough ♪
1726
01:34:35,489 --> 01:34:38,871
♪ I just want to tell you
that I've had enough ♪
1727
01:34:38,956 --> 01:34:42,114
♪ It might sound crazy
but it ain't no lie ♪
1728
01:34:42,199 --> 01:34:44,320
♪ Baby bye bye ♪
1729
01:34:44,405 --> 01:34:48,053
♪ I don't know the ending yet Bye ♪
1730
01:35:27,084 --> 01:35:28,138
So--
1731
01:35:29,131 --> 01:35:30,420
Where were you?
1732
01:35:33,544 --> 01:35:34,560
I texted you.
1733
01:35:34,985 --> 01:35:36,286
I was gone for the weekend.
1734
01:35:38,982 --> 01:35:39,943
Yeah, I know.
1735
01:35:44,435 --> 01:35:46,115
That's not my question.
1736
01:35:47,795 --> 01:35:48,974
Where were you?
1737
01:35:51,818 --> 01:35:53,260
Are you serious right now?
1738
01:35:53,345 --> 01:35:54,911
Yeah, I'm fucking serious.
1739
01:35:55,966 --> 01:35:58,985
I was in this cute little town called
none of your fucking business, Texas.
1740
01:35:59,070 --> 01:36:00,255
How about that's where I was?
1741
01:36:00,797 --> 01:36:02,429
-Were you?
-Yeah.
1742
01:36:03,186 --> 01:36:05,968
Sounds like a lot of fun.
I hope you had a good fucking time.
1743
01:36:08,406 --> 01:36:09,913
What the fuck was that, huh?
1744
01:36:11,429 --> 01:36:13,505
Hey, Lil. Come get your daughter.
1745
01:36:14,437 --> 01:36:15,784
Mikey, go fuck yourself.
1746
01:36:15,869 --> 01:36:17,187
Okay. Look. Look.
1747
01:36:17,272 --> 01:36:18,164
Look.
1748
01:36:19,444 --> 01:36:21,369
I was making us money.
Okay?
1749
01:36:21,454 --> 01:36:25,150
I had to go down to Corpus Christi
to pick up some shit for us.
1750
01:36:25,235 --> 01:36:28,657
-I don't believe you.
-You don't believe me?
1751
01:36:32,320 --> 01:36:34,313
Four weeks ago I had zilch, huh?
1752
01:36:35,078 --> 01:36:36,279
Now I got 3K.
1753
01:36:36,364 --> 01:36:37,510
Look at it.
1754
01:36:37,595 --> 01:36:38,675
Give me a fucking break.
1755
01:36:38,760 --> 01:36:41,690
How long was the last time you had money
like that under your fucking roof? Huh?
1756
01:36:41,775 --> 01:36:45,640
Now, if you want me to keep paying
for rent and food, shut the fuck up.
1757
01:36:45,725 --> 01:36:47,564
And I'm not cleaning that shit up either.
1758
01:36:57,320 --> 01:37:01,225
-She's in man. She's fucking in.
-Yeah. she's in?
1759
01:37:01,310 --> 01:37:03,720
Yeah, but I'm still ironing
out the details, but guaranteed
1760
01:37:03,804 --> 01:37:06,954
I'll have her
shooting scenes by September, baby.
1761
01:37:07,039 --> 01:37:08,386
That's pretty impressive though, man.
1762
01:37:08,470 --> 01:37:11,185
Three weeks,
you convince the girl to do porn.
1763
01:37:11,270 --> 01:37:12,634
Like what the fuck?
1764
01:37:13,372 --> 01:37:14,951
I couldn't convince my first girlfriend
1765
01:37:15,036 --> 01:37:17,618
to give me a blow job
for three fucking years.
1766
01:37:18,499 --> 01:37:20,180
Hey man, what can I say, baby?
1767
01:37:20,265 --> 01:37:21,582
I'm good at what I do.
1768
01:37:22,965 --> 01:37:24,519
So that means you're gonna be leaving.
1769
01:37:24,980 --> 01:37:26,004
Yeah, I'm leaving.
1770
01:37:26,690 --> 01:37:28,634
Well, when are you leaving?
1771
01:37:28,719 --> 01:37:31,645
But basically I just need enough
to float us until she starts shooting.
1772
01:37:31,730 --> 01:37:34,289
I'm thinking I can have that
by end of August. Easy.
1773
01:37:34,840 --> 01:37:36,472
It's gonna suck for you to go.
1774
01:37:36,965 --> 01:37:39,746
I know, man. It's gonna suck,
not hanging with you anymore
1775
01:37:39,831 --> 01:37:42,074
Lonnie, you my guy, but dude
1776
01:37:42,159 --> 01:37:45,969
I'm on top of my game right now
on like every single possible level.
1777
01:37:46,053 --> 01:37:48,400
Physical, stamina, my mind is sharp.
1778
01:37:48,485 --> 01:37:52,000
Now that I'm making money, I'm taking
5-HTP for serotonin in my brain.
1779
01:37:52,789 --> 01:37:55,463
Dude, with my skill and ability
and my identic memory shit,
1780
01:37:55,547 --> 01:37:57,190
there's no denying what I could do.
1781
01:37:57,275 --> 01:37:59,023
The universe is on my side, bro.
1782
01:37:59,108 --> 01:38:00,070
Yeah.
1783
01:38:00,155 --> 01:38:04,240
Saber Entertainment's first
signed contract girl, Strawberry.
1784
01:38:04,325 --> 01:38:06,133
-Huh, you like that?
-I do. Yeah.
1785
01:38:06,218 --> 01:38:07,240
Just strawberry.
1786
01:38:07,325 --> 01:38:08,590
No need for anything fancy.
1787
01:38:08,675 --> 01:38:11,679
All the biggest celebrities have one name,
Cher, Prince, Madonna
1788
01:38:11,763 --> 01:38:14,020
Oh. I'm getting an LLC
for Saber entertainment.
1789
01:38:14,105 --> 01:38:14,967
Yeah.?
1790
01:38:15,052 --> 01:38:18,890
I had a DBA for Mikey Saber, but uh, I
didn't pay my annual fee, so it expired.
1791
01:38:18,975 --> 01:38:20,852
And I had a falling out with
my old business partner,
1792
01:38:20,936 --> 01:38:23,009
but I do have Mike Saber trademarked.
1793
01:38:23,093 --> 01:38:24,359
-That's cool.
-Yeah.
1794
01:38:24,444 --> 01:38:26,950
Oh, it's gonna be a
big announcement at Adult Con, bro.
1795
01:38:27,035 --> 01:38:28,600
-Yeah?
-Yeah, dude.
1796
01:38:28,685 --> 01:38:31,769
You know what, that small town life
it's just ain't for me, man, no offense,
1797
01:38:31,853 --> 01:38:34,696
but like I'm a big
city guy, you know. Dude, if you want
1798
01:38:34,781 --> 01:38:37,300
I could hook you up with Leondria
so you can have my clientele.
1799
01:38:37,385 --> 01:38:38,789
-Hell yeah.
-Yeah.
1800
01:38:38,874 --> 01:38:41,112
I just don't want you selling
fucking flags for the rest of your life
1801
01:38:41,196 --> 01:38:41,740
you know what I mean?
1802
01:38:41,825 --> 01:38:43,489
Here's the exit right here, bro.
1803
01:38:43,574 --> 01:38:44,630
Oh shit.
1804
01:38:45,863 --> 01:38:47,800
Dude, we're fucked, dude, we're fucked.
1805
01:38:47,885 --> 01:38:49,060
I fucking know, man.
1806
01:38:49,145 --> 01:38:50,278
We're fucked.
1807
01:38:50,945 --> 01:38:54,190
Oh my God, Lonnie,
why did you fucking pull off like that?
1808
01:38:54,275 --> 01:38:55,375
I didn't do anything, man,
1809
01:38:55,460 --> 01:38:58,717
I just fucking took the turn like
you fucking asked me to, man.
1810
01:38:58,802 --> 01:39:01,338
Stop the car, man. Stop the fucking car.
1811
01:39:01,776 --> 01:39:02,822
Stop.
1812
01:39:04,595 --> 01:39:05,996
Where are you going?
1813
01:39:11,675 --> 01:39:15,189
Listen, listen, Russell, look at me.
1814
01:39:17,584 --> 01:39:20,440
I was never with you. You don't know me.
1815
01:39:20,525 --> 01:39:22,454
I don't know you. This never happened.
1816
01:39:22,539 --> 01:39:24,010
Are you listening to me?
1817
01:39:24,095 --> 01:39:25,180
What are we going to do?
1818
01:39:25,265 --> 01:39:26,999
We? You did this. Not me.
1819
01:39:27,815 --> 01:39:29,906
Look at me. You don't know me? Say it.
1820
01:39:29,991 --> 01:39:31,119
You don't know me. Say it.
1821
01:39:31,204 --> 01:39:32,593
I don't remember you, man.
1822
01:39:33,484 --> 01:39:34,671
Fuck.
1823
01:39:39,867 --> 01:39:42,437
Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Mikey?
1824
01:39:42,522 --> 01:39:43,398
Fuck.
1825
01:39:55,085 --> 01:39:57,185
-Mikey, are you okay?
-Yeah, I'm-- no, I'm fine.
1826
01:39:57,270 --> 01:39:58,480
Yeah. I'm okay. Thanks.
1827
01:39:58,565 --> 01:40:01,160
-You scared the shit out of me.
-I just don't feel good.
1828
01:40:01,245 --> 01:40:03,095
-Are you sure you're okay?
-Yeah. Thank you.
1829
01:40:13,865 --> 01:40:16,930
According to authorities,
the 22 car pileup was caused by
1830
01:40:17,015 --> 01:40:19,030
a reckless driver that fled the scene.
1831
01:40:19,115 --> 01:40:21,575
I hope they find who's
responsible for this.
1832
01:40:21,660 --> 01:40:23,169
Better not be a drunk driver.
1833
01:40:23,254 --> 01:40:24,857
Oh, they will find him.
1834
01:40:26,771 --> 01:40:30,060
Told you some kind of CSI or something,
investigation.
1835
01:40:31,060 --> 01:40:32,849
Can you guys keep it down?
I can't hear the--
1836
01:40:33,492 --> 01:40:35,742
Oh, I'm sorry, Mikey,
he gives a shit about it.
1837
01:40:35,827 --> 01:40:36,967
Shut up. I can't hear the announcer.
1838
01:40:37,060 --> 01:40:40,060
I can't hear anything cause
you're talking. Jesus Christ.
1839
01:40:40,144 --> 01:40:43,515
Witnesses say that the reckless
driver crossed from the far left lane
1840
01:40:43,599 --> 01:40:46,685
in front of a semi-truck
causing the truck to jack-knife
1841
01:40:46,769 --> 01:40:50,841
resulting in a chain reaction crash
that came out of nowhere.
1842
01:40:52,115 --> 01:40:55,144
Hey, how you doing?
1843
01:40:57,058 --> 01:40:59,058
Yeah, everything's good.
1844
01:41:00,005 --> 01:41:02,300
Uh, yeah, we're just watching the news.
1845
01:41:02,675 --> 01:41:04,085
Shit's crazy. Right?
1846
01:41:05,585 --> 01:41:06,448
I know.
1847
01:41:07,175 --> 01:41:10,823
Um, look, some business stuff came up,
so I'm not sure I can make it tonight.
1848
01:41:12,235 --> 01:41:15,042
No, no, it's all good. Just some
business stuff I got to take care of.
1849
01:41:16,265 --> 01:41:17,156
Yeah.
1850
01:41:17,675 --> 01:41:18,780
Okay.
1851
01:41:18,865 --> 01:41:19,878
Okay. Bye.
1852
01:41:38,886 --> 01:41:41,266
Oh my God. There's fucking
cops outside of fucking Lonnie's.
1853
01:41:41,351 --> 01:41:42,733
Someone's going down.
1854
01:41:43,492 --> 01:41:44,632
What?
1855
01:41:48,122 --> 01:41:49,939
The sheriff's here too.
1856
01:41:50,999 --> 01:41:52,055
Holy shit.
1857
01:41:55,415 --> 01:41:56,446
Oh my God, Ma, the news.
1858
01:41:56,530 --> 01:41:59,030
Fucking news is here.
I'm gonna go check it out.
1859
01:41:59,544 --> 01:42:00,528
Wait.
1860
01:42:24,050 --> 01:42:26,725
Thank you, Nathan,
Texas city resident,
1861
01:42:26,810 --> 01:42:30,805
Lonnie Hill is in custody
at the Galveston county jail.
1862
01:42:30,890 --> 01:42:33,775
He is scheduled to make his
court appearance this afternoon--
1863
01:42:33,860 --> 01:42:35,005
Good morning.
1864
01:42:35,724 --> 01:42:36,583
Morning.
1865
01:42:47,640 --> 01:42:50,389
-I'm gonna get some milk.
-Okay.
1866
01:43:00,446 --> 01:43:01,744
Watch your bike out there, man.
1867
01:43:09,813 --> 01:43:11,848
I spoke to the neighbor of the individual
1868
01:43:11,932 --> 01:43:14,423
allegedly responsible
for the incident last night.
1869
01:43:14,508 --> 01:43:16,040
But it's shocking.
1870
01:43:16,125 --> 01:43:18,844
I mean, I have known him forever.
1871
01:43:19,485 --> 01:43:20,571
They got him, man.
1872
01:43:21,399 --> 01:43:22,766
Son of a bitch.
1873
01:43:23,344 --> 01:43:24,477
$3.
1874
01:43:26,062 --> 01:43:27,563
Great, great neighbor.
1875
01:43:30,953 --> 01:43:34,498
Hey. They've been playing
my interview all morning.
1876
01:43:34,583 --> 01:43:37,520
I should've put on some makeup,
I look like shit.
1877
01:43:44,140 --> 01:43:46,395
Mr. Hill has no prior convictions.
1878
01:43:46,480 --> 01:43:49,005
However, this isn't his first run-in
1879
01:43:49,089 --> 01:43:51,945
with the Galveston county
district attorney's office.
1880
01:43:52,030 --> 01:43:56,837
In 2014, Mr. Hill had Stolen Valor
charges filed against him,
1881
01:43:56,921 --> 01:43:58,700
which were subsequently dropped.
1882
01:43:59,358 --> 01:44:00,520
That's all for now.
1883
01:44:00,605 --> 01:44:02,076
Lonnie's fucked.
1884
01:44:02,161 --> 01:44:04,669
State Highway 146 in
Texas City remains closed
1885
01:44:04,753 --> 01:44:07,674
while cleanup crews continue to remove
wreckage from the southbound lanes.
1886
01:44:12,173 --> 01:44:13,829
Michael, I'm fixing to make supper,
1887
01:44:13,914 --> 01:44:16,439
What would you like?
Cinnamon --
1888
01:44:16,524 --> 01:44:17,978
or chicken pot steak?
1889
01:44:18,548 --> 01:44:20,079
I ain't hungry, Lil.
1890
01:44:20,164 --> 01:44:21,540
Suit yourself.
1891
01:44:31,258 --> 01:44:34,095
I'm just tied up at work with a
client for a little bit, but yeah,
1892
01:44:34,180 --> 01:44:35,593
I should be able to meet up soon.
1893
01:44:37,586 --> 01:44:40,515
The residence of Lonnie Hill,
the driver responsible for the
1894
01:44:40,600 --> 01:44:45,345
chain reaction crash that took
place on highway 146 on Tuesday.
1895
01:44:45,430 --> 01:44:48,515
We have not received any comments
from his family at this time.
1896
01:44:49,120 --> 01:44:50,328
Okay. Let's do it again.
1897
01:44:53,234 --> 01:44:55,390
Yo, Lonnie's lawyer's talking.
1898
01:44:56,570 --> 01:45:01,975
My client Lonnifer Hill will remain
in custody for the time being,
1899
01:45:02,060 --> 01:45:05,796
but he is cooperating fully with the
Galveston county police department.
1900
01:45:06,590 --> 01:45:10,210
My client has prepared a statement
that I would like to read.
1901
01:45:11,780 --> 01:45:13,796
My era of judgment
1902
01:45:13,881 --> 01:45:18,950
has led to irreversible ramifications
and I am deeply sorry
1903
01:45:19,035 --> 01:45:21,350
to those I've affected and hurt.
1904
01:45:21,980 --> 01:45:25,610
I panicked and wrongfully
left a crash site.
1905
01:45:26,570 --> 01:45:32,128
I take full responsibility for my
actions and will accept the consequences.
1906
01:45:32,900 --> 01:45:34,015
Thank you.
1907
01:45:34,100 --> 01:45:37,672
Three, the individuals who
sustained serious bodily injury
1908
01:45:37,756 --> 01:45:41,965
remain under close observation
at John Sealy hospital.
1909
01:45:42,050 --> 01:45:43,545
Back to you in the studio.
1910
01:45:44,491 --> 01:45:45,983
Sweet little Lonnie-kanes.
1911
01:45:46,694 --> 01:45:48,084
What did you do?
1912
01:46:09,622 --> 01:46:10,700
Thank you.
1913
01:46:11,723 --> 01:46:13,622
Oh my God.
1914
01:46:13,707 --> 01:46:14,910
Okay.
1915
01:46:19,760 --> 01:46:20,815
Thank you.
1916
01:46:20,900 --> 01:46:21,895
Thank you.
1917
01:46:21,980 --> 01:46:22,942
Thank--
1918
01:46:59,166 --> 01:47:02,575
-Strawberry, our lives are about--
-Hello, stranger.
1919
01:47:02,660 --> 01:47:03,745
Oh, sorry guys.
1920
01:47:03,830 --> 01:47:04,689
Sorry, Ms. Phan.
1921
01:47:04,774 --> 01:47:07,142
Strawberry, I need to talk
to you outside now. Come.
1922
01:47:10,541 --> 01:47:11,572
Look,
1923
01:47:11,657 --> 01:47:13,452
I've been doing some real soul searching.
1924
01:47:13,955 --> 01:47:16,045
That pile up that happened here
the other day
1925
01:47:16,130 --> 01:47:17,575
that shit affected me.
1926
01:47:17,660 --> 01:47:19,228
Life could change on a dime.
1927
01:47:19,313 --> 01:47:21,197
You could've been in one of those cars.
1928
01:47:21,282 --> 01:47:23,454
I could have been in one of those cars.
1929
01:47:23,539 --> 01:47:25,704
Life would be so different right now.
1930
01:47:25,789 --> 01:47:28,439
Look, I was going to wait
a few weeks to ask you.
1931
01:47:33,525 --> 01:47:35,119
-What?
-Are you proposing to me?
1932
01:47:35,204 --> 01:47:38,605
No. Chill. Look, we gotta get outta here.
1933
01:47:38,690 --> 01:47:41,707
That shit that happened on 146,
that was a sign.
1934
01:47:41,792 --> 01:47:43,856
You do what makes you happy today
1935
01:47:43,941 --> 01:47:46,149
because there might not be a tomorrow.
1936
01:47:47,270 --> 01:47:52,152
Look, I want you to celebrate
your 18th birthday in LA with me.
1937
01:47:52,237 --> 01:47:56,215
I want you to follow your destiny and
I wanna be right there next to you
1938
01:47:56,300 --> 01:47:57,530
to help you follow it.
1939
01:47:58,249 --> 01:47:59,410
So what do you say?
1940
01:48:00,560 --> 01:48:02,030
Let's start a new life together.
1941
01:48:02,115 --> 01:48:04,928
Get the fuck out of this
dead and shit hole town, okay?
1942
01:48:05,552 --> 01:48:06,583
You mean like now?
1943
01:48:07,099 --> 01:48:10,638
We'll leave tomorrow and
we'll be in LA by Monday, babe.
1944
01:48:10,723 --> 01:48:13,201
Oh my gosh, Mikey.
1945
01:48:13,756 --> 01:48:15,951
-I think I'm dreaming.
-Me too.
1946
01:48:18,169 --> 01:48:20,035
Ms. Phan, I have to quit.
1947
01:48:20,120 --> 01:48:22,888
I love you guys
but I'm going to LA with Mikey.
1948
01:48:28,830 --> 01:48:31,088
Thank you for all the
free donuts Ms. Phan.
1949
01:48:37,715 --> 01:48:40,209
So we're going to leave at 10:00 AM.
Okay?
1950
01:48:40,294 --> 01:48:42,495
I'm gonna get a car,
I'm gonna pick you up.
1951
01:48:42,580 --> 01:48:43,570
You got a car?
1952
01:48:43,655 --> 01:48:44,975
Well, we'll get a taxi.
1953
01:48:45,060 --> 01:48:47,614
I'm gonna have a taxi pick us up
and take us to this station.
1954
01:48:47,699 --> 01:48:50,374
And we're taking a bus to Hollywood baby.
1955
01:48:51,209 --> 01:48:52,119
Okay.
1956
01:48:52,204 --> 01:48:54,845
So just be packed and ready to
go at 10, but just bring one bag.
1957
01:48:54,930 --> 01:48:57,389
Cause when we get to LA,
we're going to buy all new shit.
1958
01:49:00,626 --> 01:49:02,274
-Mikey?
-Yeah.
1959
01:49:04,384 --> 01:49:05,626
You make me so happy.
1960
01:49:16,806 --> 01:49:18,235
-Hey.
-Hey.
1961
01:49:32,384 --> 01:49:33,446
Is Lil here?
1962
01:49:33,531 --> 01:49:34,813
She's sleeping.
1963
01:49:50,868 --> 01:49:52,501
It's been a crazy month, huh?
1964
01:49:53,267 --> 01:49:54,392
It sure is.
1965
01:49:55,024 --> 01:49:56,829
-Poor Lonnie.
-Oh God.
1966
01:49:56,914 --> 01:49:58,015
That's so fucked up.
1967
01:49:59,640 --> 01:50:01,926
-I hope he's all right.
-Yeah. Me too.
1968
01:50:06,740 --> 01:50:07,825
Yeah.
1969
01:50:07,910 --> 01:50:10,649
It's just been so wild and we've
been fighting and all that stuff.
1970
01:50:15,470 --> 01:50:17,965
-I'm not, I'm not really in the mood.
-Huh?
1971
01:50:18,050 --> 01:50:19,589
I'm not really in the mood. I'm sorry.
1972
01:50:21,110 --> 01:50:22,285
-Yeah.
-Just saying.
1973
01:50:22,370 --> 01:50:23,549
-Okay.
-Okay.
1974
01:50:26,573 --> 01:50:29,378
It's been fighting a lot
with a lot of drama lately and
1975
01:50:33,680 --> 01:50:35,609
we don't want to fight,
you know what I mean?
1976
01:50:37,100 --> 01:50:39,088
I know you don't want that.
I don't want that.
1977
01:50:42,350 --> 01:50:45,127
So yeah.
1978
01:50:48,710 --> 01:50:50,003
Look, I'm--
1979
01:50:51,604 --> 01:50:52,752
I'm just gonna tell you,
1980
01:50:52,837 --> 01:50:54,830
I'm going back to California
in the morning.
1981
01:50:58,610 --> 01:50:59,557
So--
1982
01:51:04,510 --> 01:51:06,925
-I mean--
-You're going back to California?
1983
01:51:07,010 --> 01:51:07,947
Yeah.
1984
01:51:08,840 --> 01:51:10,317
I got some work.
1985
01:51:11,535 --> 01:51:12,625
So that's good.
1986
01:51:12,710 --> 01:51:13,916
And--
1987
01:51:18,620 --> 01:51:21,985
You know, this has not been going
good with us.
1988
01:51:22,070 --> 01:51:25,160
It's so much drama, throwing
coffee pots. We don't need that.
1989
01:51:25,245 --> 01:51:28,573
You know, and, but this has been fun,
1990
01:51:29,245 --> 01:51:31,221
you know, we had some
good times, I know--
1991
01:51:34,010 --> 01:51:37,838
It just feels like, uh, it just
feels like it's time to go, you know?
1992
01:51:38,705 --> 01:51:41,401
I'm sure Lil's ready for me to go.
1993
01:51:44,033 --> 01:51:45,087
Yeah.
1994
01:51:48,533 --> 01:51:50,393
I don't wanna fight with you,
you know what I mean?
1995
01:51:50,478 --> 01:51:52,218
But we had good times as always.
1996
01:51:52,805 --> 01:51:55,325
And-- thank you for the hospitality.
1997
01:51:56,705 --> 01:51:57,799
It's been great.
1998
01:51:58,565 --> 01:51:59,705
So--
1999
01:52:01,892 --> 01:52:03,916
You know, I wanted to tell
you and Lil together,
2000
01:52:04,001 --> 01:52:06,017
but I guess I could just
tell her in the morning.
2001
01:52:06,798 --> 01:52:09,790
Before I go, or if I don't see her,
2002
01:52:09,875 --> 01:52:12,610
I can-- I'll call her or something,
thank her.
2003
01:52:12,695 --> 01:52:13,718
But--
2004
01:52:16,655 --> 01:52:17,887
So I'm gonna go to bed.
2005
01:52:27,089 --> 01:52:27,979
Okay?
2006
01:52:28,535 --> 01:52:29,527
We're good?
2007
01:52:30,090 --> 01:52:31,027
You understand?
2008
01:54:50,852 --> 01:54:53,095
Oh. Look at this cutie-pie.
2009
01:54:54,329 --> 01:54:55,383
Hey yo, B, hit the light.
2010
01:54:55,468 --> 01:54:57,500
Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakey.
2011
01:54:59,009 --> 01:54:59,993
Yo!
2012
01:55:00,540 --> 01:55:01,594
What the fuck?
2013
01:55:03,032 --> 01:55:04,096
Oh God, I'm dead.
2014
01:55:04,181 --> 01:55:06,470
Look at this scared motherfucker, man.
2015
01:55:06,555 --> 01:55:07,743
June?
2016
01:55:08,390 --> 01:55:09,495
It's me, homeboy.
2017
01:55:10,010 --> 01:55:10,899
The fuck?
2018
01:55:10,984 --> 01:55:12,048
That's right.
2019
01:55:13,149 --> 01:55:14,365
What are you doing out here?
2020
01:55:14,450 --> 01:55:18,985
Money. Weed.
Get your shit and get the fuck out.
2021
01:55:19,070 --> 01:55:20,275
June, what the fuck?
I'm good with your mom.
2022
01:55:20,360 --> 01:55:22,453
-What are you talking about?
-You good with my Momma?
2023
01:55:22,985 --> 01:55:23,891
Yeah, nah.
2024
01:55:23,976 --> 01:55:26,126
This is your eviction notice, Mikey.
2025
01:55:26,211 --> 01:55:27,781
I don't think you got the message.
2026
01:55:27,866 --> 01:55:29,860
No. Wait, what the fuck
are you talking about?
2027
01:55:29,945 --> 01:55:31,390
-I'm good with your momma.
-She sent us here.
2028
01:55:31,475 --> 01:55:33,095
Give me my phone.
I'm calling Leondria.
2029
01:55:33,192 --> 01:55:34,604
That shit's not an option.
2030
01:55:34,689 --> 01:55:36,334
-Where the hell your money at?
-No. Fuck you.
2031
01:55:36,419 --> 01:55:38,981
I'm not giving you shit. I'm not telling
you where my fucking money is. Fuck you.
2032
01:55:44,872 --> 01:55:46,559
-Damn.
-What the fuck?
2033
01:55:46,644 --> 01:55:48,927
-What are you doing?
-Motherfucker's naked.
2034
01:55:49,019 --> 01:55:51,059
The money is under the mattress.
2035
01:55:51,144 --> 01:55:52,122
Under there.
2036
01:55:52,207 --> 01:55:54,075
It's on the other side,
it's under the mattress.
2037
01:55:54,160 --> 01:55:55,382
Go on. Get there, B.
2038
01:55:56,546 --> 01:55:59,148
Get that money. Get that money.
2039
01:55:59,718 --> 01:56:00,921
I'm sorry, Mikey.
2040
01:56:05,333 --> 01:56:07,865
That's my money.
Hey, that's my fucking money.
2041
01:56:07,950 --> 01:56:08,809
What are you doing?
2042
01:56:08,894 --> 01:56:11,558
Look, I was gonna leave tomorrow.
Give me that shit back. Come on.
2043
01:56:11,643 --> 01:56:13,014
-Out tonight.
-Oh, fuck you, Lil.
2044
01:56:13,099 --> 01:56:14,440
I don’t give a fuck about you.
2045
01:56:14,525 --> 01:56:17,015
I don't give a fuck about nothing
that they got going on over here.
2046
01:56:17,100 --> 01:56:18,365
I'm here for motherfucking job.
2047
01:56:18,450 --> 01:56:19,930
-Give me that shit.
-Get your ass back.
2048
01:56:20,015 --> 01:56:22,480
-What are you doing, man?
-Thank you so much.
2049
01:56:22,565 --> 01:56:24,940
I see. You bitches played me.
2050
01:56:25,025 --> 01:56:27,990
Oh, this is fucking great.
This is just great.
2051
01:56:28,075 --> 01:56:29,490
-Fuck you.
-So much fucking money.
2052
01:56:29,575 --> 01:56:31,720
I can't believe she called me over here
for this shit, man.
2053
01:56:31,805 --> 01:56:33,507
Fuck you. I paid for August rent.
2054
01:56:33,592 --> 01:56:35,310
Now give me my Mom weed, homeboy.
2055
01:56:35,395 --> 01:56:37,541
-I'm not telling you where the weed's at.
-I'mma fuck you up.
2056
01:56:37,625 --> 01:56:39,418
You got my money.
You're not getting my weed.
2057
01:56:39,503 --> 01:56:41,602
-It's right over there actually.
-You fucking bitch.
2058
01:56:43,636 --> 01:56:46,180
Oh, it is so hot in here, ma. Are you hot?
2059
01:56:46,265 --> 01:56:46,894
Oh ma--
2060
01:56:46,979 --> 01:56:49,031
I'll fucking lunch kick you and your mom.
2061
01:56:49,116 --> 01:56:51,516
You got the green belt.
You going to do some of those moves?
2062
01:56:51,601 --> 01:56:53,657
-Fuck you, bitch!
-Shut the fuck up, Mikey.
2063
01:56:53,742 --> 01:56:55,026
Relax, Ernesto.
2064
01:56:55,111 --> 01:56:57,460
-Get him out, guys.
-Go get your shit and get out.
2065
01:56:57,545 --> 01:57:00,310
And don't even think about stepping foot
in Texas City again.
2066
01:57:00,395 --> 01:57:01,285
You got me?
2067
01:57:01,370 --> 01:57:04,302
Ain't no lie.
Baby, bye, bye, bye.
2068
01:57:05,105 --> 01:57:06,228
Can I put my clothes on, please?
2069
01:57:06,313 --> 01:57:08,754
Can you just give me some privacy
so I can put my clothes on, please?
2070
01:57:08,839 --> 01:57:10,887
You got 30 motherfucking seconds, homeboy.
2071
01:57:10,972 --> 01:57:12,878
30 seconds cause you're wasting my time.
2072
01:57:12,963 --> 01:57:13,846
Okay.
2073
01:57:13,931 --> 01:57:16,704
-That's less than a minute, Mikey.
-Yeah, I'll give you less than a minute.
2074
01:57:21,545 --> 01:57:23,680
You hear me? 30 seconds.
2075
01:57:23,765 --> 01:57:25,235
All right, let me get changed. Jesus.
2076
01:57:25,320 --> 01:57:26,420
Motherfucker.
2077
01:57:28,045 --> 01:57:29,568
Hurry the fuck up.
2078
01:57:30,928 --> 01:57:32,764
One, two,
2079
01:57:32,849 --> 01:57:35,263
three, four, five, six,
2080
01:57:35,355 --> 01:57:39,209
seven, eight, nine, 30.
2081
01:57:43,584 --> 01:57:46,280
Oh, man. Mom is gonna kill me.
2082
01:57:47,115 --> 01:57:50,529
♪ You just hit me with the truth ♪
2083
01:57:50,614 --> 01:57:53,186
♪ Now girl you're more than welcome to ♪
2084
01:57:53,271 --> 01:57:58,881
♪ So give me one good reason
Baby come on ♪
2085
01:57:58,966 --> 01:58:01,648
♪ I've lived for you and me ♪
2086
01:58:01,733 --> 01:58:04,405
♪ And now I really come to see ♪
2087
01:58:04,490 --> 01:58:07,948
♪ That life would be much better ♪
2088
01:58:08,033 --> 01:58:10,174
♪ once you're gone ♪
2089
01:58:10,259 --> 01:58:13,159
♪ I know that I can't take no more ♪
2090
01:58:13,244 --> 01:58:15,474
♪ It ain't no lie ♪
2091
01:58:15,559 --> 01:58:18,490
♪ I want to see you out that door ♪
2092
01:58:18,575 --> 01:58:20,390
♪ Baby bye bye bye ♪
2093
01:58:22,028 --> 01:58:24,745
Leondria. Shit.
2094
01:58:24,830 --> 01:58:25,915
Open up.
2095
01:58:27,505 --> 01:58:29,059
Okay. I'm sorry.
2096
01:58:29,144 --> 01:58:30,620
Fuck this.
What are you doing?
2097
01:58:30,705 --> 01:58:31,895
-We gotta talk.
-Where's June?
2098
01:58:32,418 --> 01:58:34,645
Wait, listen. Go in the back.
2099
01:58:34,730 --> 01:58:35,739
Okay.
2100
01:58:35,840 --> 01:58:37,640
-Can I have a towel?
-Hell no, go that way.
2101
01:58:38,665 --> 01:58:39,656
Fuck this.
2102
01:58:41,875 --> 01:58:43,242
Cover that shit up, boy.
2103
01:58:46,790 --> 01:58:49,189
Okay, look. Yeah. You want me to admit it?
I was selling to the hardhats.
2104
01:58:49,274 --> 01:58:51,525
I know you told me not to,
but they're good customers.
2105
01:58:51,610 --> 01:58:52,718
They're good, guys.
2106
01:58:53,391 --> 01:58:55,086
I-- I--
You got their money.
2107
01:59:00,890 --> 01:59:03,618
Yes. Yeah. Okay.
2108
01:59:09,140 --> 01:59:11,240
You're persona non grata.
2109
01:59:12,118 --> 01:59:14,035
You know what that means Mr. Hollywood?
2110
01:59:14,120 --> 01:59:16,445
Yeah. Yes. I know what that means.
But why?
2111
01:59:16,529 --> 01:59:19,771
I'm looking out for Lil and
that's all you need to know.
2112
01:59:21,140 --> 01:59:22,588
God damn sabotage.
2113
01:59:23,328 --> 01:59:24,474
What happened?
2114
01:59:25,732 --> 01:59:29,349
Oh, great.
The goonette squad. Look at them go.
2115
01:59:29,435 --> 01:59:31,495
Hey Ma.
Man, this nigga jumped out the window.
2116
01:59:31,580 --> 01:59:33,119
Is Lil and Lexi okay?
2117
01:59:33,204 --> 01:59:34,205
They are fine.
2118
01:59:34,290 --> 01:59:35,580
Hey, man, shut the fuck up.
2119
01:59:36,748 --> 01:59:38,338
Look, their house is crazy.
2120
01:59:39,000 --> 01:59:40,866
Everybody over there, screaming
and crying.
2121
01:59:40,951 --> 01:59:43,445
This motherfucker with his
junk swinging everywhere.
2122
01:59:43,530 --> 01:59:46,474
This lazy bastard not doing
shit besides sitting on yo ass.
2123
01:59:46,559 --> 01:59:48,282
I showed up, man.
I'm the fucking muscle.
2124
01:59:48,367 --> 01:59:50,105
And your lazy ass,
2125
01:59:50,190 --> 01:59:52,954
All you did was get the money
and then you would just watch it.
2126
01:59:53,039 --> 01:59:55,745
Nobody told me I was gonna be dragging
a freaking butt naked dude out of the bed.
2127
01:59:55,830 --> 01:59:57,305
Now you ain't even do shit anyways.
2128
01:59:57,390 --> 01:59:58,849
I don't need you coming
on no runs with me.
2129
01:59:58,933 --> 02:00:00,570
You ain't nothing for
dead weight motherfucker.
2130
02:00:00,990 --> 02:00:02,831
Okay. That's cool. It's all good.
2131
02:00:02,916 --> 02:00:04,415
Mom, you're gonna let her
talk to me like that?
2132
02:00:04,500 --> 02:00:06,215
Hell yeah, I'mma talk to you like this.
2133
02:00:06,300 --> 02:00:08,275
-Listen. Time out.
-She can't save you.
2134
02:00:08,360 --> 02:00:10,823
-Lazy motherfuck--
-Time the fuck out.
2135
02:00:12,415 --> 02:00:13,945
Yeah, you guys are on timeout.
2136
02:00:14,030 --> 02:00:15,445
-Shut up, man.
-Shut up, bro.
2137
02:00:15,530 --> 02:00:16,676
Zip it.
2138
02:00:18,050 --> 02:00:21,625
Mom, this incident ruined my night.
2139
02:00:21,710 --> 02:00:23,455
One of my buddies had a party at Oceans.
2140
02:00:23,540 --> 02:00:26,250
I could've been there, but I gotta
come and deal with this bullshit.
2141
02:00:26,335 --> 02:00:27,595
You see. Constant complaining.
2142
02:00:27,680 --> 02:00:30,530
-You were there to protect your sister.
-He not coming with me, no more.
2143
02:00:30,620 --> 02:00:32,847
-All right, well I'm done with this shit.
-Shoulda stayed your ass at home.
2144
02:00:32,932 --> 02:00:34,045
You know what--
2145
02:00:34,130 --> 02:00:36,044
We're having a family meeting after this.
2146
02:00:36,128 --> 02:00:37,643
-Family meeting?
-Point Blank.
2147
02:00:37,728 --> 02:00:39,049
-You serious?
-We need a meeting.
2148
02:00:39,134 --> 02:00:41,073
You can take that information and
do what you want with it.
2149
02:00:41,158 --> 02:00:42,588
Why do you send these
motherfuckers with me?
2150
02:00:42,673 --> 02:00:44,334
You ain't going to that fucked up club.
2151
02:00:44,419 --> 02:00:45,718
You ain't going away home, boy.
2152
02:00:45,803 --> 02:00:47,574
You gon' sit right here and roll with us.
2153
02:00:47,659 --> 02:00:48,919
We need a meeting.
2154
02:00:49,003 --> 02:00:50,042
Now back to you.
2155
02:00:50,127 --> 02:00:51,685
Yeah. Back to the sabotage.
2156
02:00:51,770 --> 02:00:54,065
Whatever you want to call it,
it's over with.
2157
02:00:54,619 --> 02:00:57,235
That was between me and Lexi.
Seriously. What the fuck?
2158
02:00:57,320 --> 02:01:00,204
At the end of the day, it's about
you getting up out of Texas.
2159
02:01:00,289 --> 02:01:01,914
It's time for you to bounce.
2160
02:01:01,999 --> 02:01:05,300
Yeah, I'm fixing to, but I was
gonna leave in the morning.
2161
02:01:05,385 --> 02:01:07,284
I need money to do that.
2162
02:01:07,369 --> 02:01:09,565
Well, maybe you go sell
one of your fuck trophies.
2163
02:01:09,650 --> 02:01:11,096
Hey, watch your mouth
in front of Ma.
2164
02:01:11,181 --> 02:01:12,501
What's wrong with you?
2165
02:01:12,586 --> 02:01:13,970
Did you give him his 200?
2166
02:01:14,055 --> 02:01:16,033
I was but then his punk
ass jumped out the window.
2167
02:01:16,118 --> 02:01:17,095
$200. That's it?
2168
02:01:17,180 --> 02:01:19,922
That's enough to get you a bus
ticket far beyond the state line.
2169
02:01:22,459 --> 02:01:25,255
After everything I did for you. 200?
2170
02:01:25,340 --> 02:01:26,368
Wow.
2171
02:01:27,260 --> 02:01:28,485
Be gone by midday.
2172
02:01:31,691 --> 02:01:33,900
-Thank your mom for me.
-I sure will.
2173
02:01:33,993 --> 02:01:35,839
Maybe you ought to come
by the house sometime.
2174
02:01:36,560 --> 02:01:37,669
Yeah, that would be nice.
2175
02:01:37,754 --> 02:01:39,574
Yeah. You and Lexi,
y'all come on over here.
2176
02:01:39,659 --> 02:01:42,347
-We can, you know, barbecue, drinks some.
-Oh that would be great.
2177
02:01:43,346 --> 02:01:44,840
You know I should,
I should be taking
2178
02:01:44,925 --> 02:01:47,645
the backpack that you gave me,
but no, I'll take-- I'll use that.
2179
02:01:47,730 --> 02:01:50,005
You want me to walk down the
street with a garbage bag? Fine.
2180
02:01:50,090 --> 02:01:51,299
Yeah, you shit.
2181
02:01:51,384 --> 02:01:52,960
Fucking bullshit.
2182
02:01:53,045 --> 02:01:54,785
Threw my clothes in there.
I'll fuck them.
2183
02:01:54,870 --> 02:01:56,830
I'm gonna fold my clothes.
So when I leave, they're not wrinkled.
2184
02:01:56,915 --> 02:01:58,677
Me and him got in a fight
about twenty-five years ago.
2185
02:01:58,761 --> 02:01:59,320
Right?
2186
02:01:59,405 --> 02:02:00,766
I whipped his ass in high school.
2187
02:02:00,851 --> 02:02:01,774
Sure you did.
2188
02:02:01,859 --> 02:02:02,800
Yeah.
2189
02:02:02,885 --> 02:02:04,016
I'm going to take my time.
2190
02:02:04,101 --> 02:02:05,050
Watch.
2191
02:02:05,135 --> 02:02:06,386
Oh, look at that fold.
2192
02:02:08,525 --> 02:02:10,470
-Y'all don't get tired of this shit, man?
-Nope. I love it.
2193
02:02:10,555 --> 02:02:12,010
-You don't get tired of this shit.
-I live for it.
2194
02:02:12,095 --> 02:02:14,064
-Lil, you're a good woman, Lil.
-Thank you.
2195
02:02:14,611 --> 02:02:15,945
You really are.
2196
02:02:16,030 --> 02:02:17,080
Fucking dumb bitch.
2197
02:02:17,165 --> 02:02:17,767
All this--
2198
02:02:17,852 --> 02:02:20,594
-Hurry the fuck up.
-Yo, relax. What the fuck?
2199
02:02:21,728 --> 02:02:22,939
Get your shit--
2200
02:02:25,205 --> 02:02:26,470
June.
2201
02:02:26,555 --> 02:02:27,954
Get a lot of drama here.
2202
02:02:28,625 --> 02:02:30,711
Oh no, no, no, no.
You're not taking that--
2203
02:02:39,114 --> 02:02:40,030
Go sit down!
2204
02:02:40,774 --> 02:02:42,078
I'm taking my toothbrush.
2205
02:02:42,163 --> 02:02:43,118
Shut up.
2206
02:02:43,203 --> 02:02:44,250
Relax, June.
2207
02:02:46,352 --> 02:02:49,385
Lil, seriously,
thank you so much for letting me stay.
2208
02:02:49,470 --> 02:02:52,025
I had an amazing time and you and
your daughter are dumb bitches.
2209
02:02:52,110 --> 02:02:52,946
Don't say that.
2210
02:02:53,711 --> 02:02:54,852
That is not right.
2211
02:02:54,937 --> 02:02:55,937
Get the fuck out.
2212
02:02:56,022 --> 02:02:57,437
I need a water before I leave,
cause I'm gonna be thirsty.
2213
02:02:57,522 --> 02:02:58,459
You gotta go, man.
2214
02:02:58,544 --> 02:02:59,921
I bought this ashtray.
2215
02:03:00,006 --> 02:03:02,512
No. I said when I got it,
I could take it back.
2216
02:03:02,597 --> 02:03:04,132
Let's go. Let's go.
2217
02:03:04,217 --> 02:03:06,100
-Fine, fine.
-Get outta here, man.
2218
02:03:06,185 --> 02:03:08,045
I should have beat your ass
in high school.
2219
02:03:08,130 --> 02:03:09,910
Too bad. It was other way around, huh?
2220
02:03:09,995 --> 02:03:11,650
-Do you want to go another round?
-Nah.
2221
02:03:11,735 --> 02:03:13,180
You know what?
2222
02:03:13,265 --> 02:03:15,184
I got one last thing
to say to all you guys.
2223
02:03:15,269 --> 02:03:16,513
Man, shut your bitch ass up.
2224
02:03:16,598 --> 02:03:18,044
Shut the fuck up.
2225
02:03:18,129 --> 02:03:19,966
Not an another word out of your mouth.
2226
02:03:21,950 --> 02:03:24,500
Now, get the fuck out,
you suitcase pimp.
2227
02:03:25,670 --> 02:03:26,755
What'd you say?
2228
02:03:27,778 --> 02:03:31,146
You heard me. Suitcase pimp.
2229
02:03:31,988 --> 02:03:33,415
Say that shit again.
2230
02:03:33,500 --> 02:03:37,153
Homeless suitcase pimp.
2231
02:03:45,325 --> 02:03:46,864
Just go ahead and leave, dude.
2232
02:03:55,110 --> 02:03:56,387
He's outta here, babe.
2233
02:03:57,005 --> 02:03:58,067
No more--
2234
02:03:58,840 --> 02:04:00,840
That was nothing but trouble.
2235
02:06:11,605 --> 02:06:15,348
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