1 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,046 Huh? 2 00:02:08,088 --> 00:02:10,883 [player 1] V, you there? 3 00:02:10,924 --> 00:02:14,720 -[player 2] V. V? -[player 1] Where'd she go? Mid lane's totally open. 4 00:02:14,761 --> 00:02:16,847 -[player 2] She ghosting us? -[player 1] What is she doing? 5 00:02:16,889 --> 00:02:18,682 [player 2] Totally asleep at the wheel. 6 00:02:18,724 --> 00:02:20,601 Hello? 7 00:02:20,642 --> 00:02:22,352 -[player 1] V? -[phone ringing] 8 00:02:27,733 --> 00:02:29,568 [groans] 9 00:02:32,362 --> 00:02:33,780 [yawns] 10 00:02:35,699 --> 00:02:37,492 [Indigo] Good morning. 11 00:02:37,534 --> 00:02:40,203 -Indy! -Sorry I didn't wake you. You looked so cozy 12 00:02:40,245 --> 00:02:42,331 sleeping through one of your fantasy beatings. 13 00:02:44,750 --> 00:02:46,919 Oh, um, wanna go to a silent disco tonight? 14 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,671 We get high, it'll be just like a regular disco. 15 00:02:49,713 --> 00:02:51,882 I have practice. 16 00:02:51,924 --> 00:02:55,010 -Do you ever stop playing? -Only to eat and sleep. 17 00:02:55,052 --> 00:02:57,304 Okay. Well, never say I didn't try to get you laid. 18 00:02:58,055 --> 00:03:00,057 Oh, breakfast brownie? 19 00:03:00,098 --> 00:03:01,808 -Oh, okay. -Made them myself. 20 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:05,812 Cocoa, hazelnut, psilocybin. 21 00:03:05,854 --> 00:03:08,440 -Oh, low-key bitter, right? -Low-key laced-with-shrooms! 22 00:03:08,482 --> 00:03:10,025 I can't be tripping in class, Indy. 23 00:03:10,067 --> 00:03:11,610 [Indigo chuckles] Why not? 24 00:03:17,699 --> 00:03:19,451 [♪ CYN: "I Can't Believe"] 25 00:03:19,534 --> 00:03:21,495 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 26 00:03:21,536 --> 00:03:24,414 ♪ I can't believe This is my life ♪ 27 00:03:24,456 --> 00:03:27,459 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 28 00:03:27,501 --> 00:03:29,544 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 29 00:03:29,586 --> 00:03:33,006 ♪ I can't believe This is my life ♪ 30 00:03:33,048 --> 00:03:34,925 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 31 00:03:34,967 --> 00:03:37,010 ♪ God could try ♪ 32 00:03:37,052 --> 00:03:39,513 ♪ But he's never gonna Find a way ♪ 33 00:03:39,554 --> 00:03:40,973 ♪ To throw me off ♪ 34 00:03:41,014 --> 00:03:42,349 ♪ Not right now ♪ 35 00:03:43,725 --> 00:03:45,686 ♪ Can't blame a girl From Michigan ♪ 36 00:03:45,727 --> 00:03:48,021 ♪ Who can't believe She's livin' in ♪ 37 00:03:48,063 --> 00:03:51,900 ♪ All of this optimism And she'll never go home ♪ 38 00:03:51,942 --> 00:03:54,403 ♪ Can't spend the times Stressing about ♪ 39 00:03:54,444 --> 00:03:56,321 ♪ All the things I don't know about ♪ 40 00:03:56,363 --> 00:03:58,281 ♪ 'Cause the truth All I do know ♪ 41 00:03:58,323 --> 00:04:00,325 ♪ Is that I don't, so ♪ 42 00:04:00,367 --> 00:04:03,745 ♪ I'm givin' all my love To a honeymoon phase ♪ 43 00:04:03,787 --> 00:04:07,958 ♪ I'm living off this high For a day ♪ 44 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,876 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 45 00:04:09,918 --> 00:04:12,421 ♪ I can't believe This is my life ♪ 46 00:04:12,462 --> 00:04:15,841 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 47 00:04:15,882 --> 00:04:18,260 ♪ I can't believe I can't believe ♪ 48 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,595 ♪ I can't believe This is my life ♪ 49 00:04:20,637 --> 00:04:23,140 [Sloane] A princess and a plumber? I'm sorry. 50 00:04:23,181 --> 00:04:25,684 -In this economy, it's not happening. -Hey. 51 00:04:25,726 --> 00:04:26,893 -Oh, hey. -What'd I miss? 52 00:04:26,935 --> 00:04:28,311 The attendance sheet. 53 00:04:28,353 --> 00:04:29,688 -Really? -[chuckles] 54 00:04:29,730 --> 00:04:31,481 All right, settle down. 55 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:32,816 Settle down. 56 00:04:35,277 --> 00:04:37,988 The history of video games stretches far back 57 00:04:38,030 --> 00:04:39,948 to the early 1950's. 58 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:42,951 Novelty simulations by adventurous students 59 00:04:42,993 --> 00:04:46,747 inadvertently formed the foundation of what is now 60 00:04:46,788 --> 00:04:50,459 a several-hundred-billion-dollar industry. 61 00:04:50,500 --> 00:04:53,670 Before characters like Donkey Kong, Sonic, 62 00:04:53,712 --> 00:04:56,381 and Tomb Raider graced our screens. 63 00:04:56,423 --> 00:04:58,008 Lara Croft is smoking. 64 00:04:58,050 --> 00:04:59,051 [students laughing] 65 00:04:59,676 --> 00:05:01,011 Tits. [laughs] 66 00:05:01,928 --> 00:05:03,889 -What's your name? -Todd. 67 00:05:03,930 --> 00:05:07,893 Todd. You're talking about her animated endowments? 68 00:05:07,934 --> 00:05:09,644 I guess so. 69 00:05:09,686 --> 00:05:12,522 Well, that is actually the point of her design. 70 00:05:12,564 --> 00:05:16,026 It wasn't long ago that games were marketed entirely 71 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:17,694 to a generation of guys. 72 00:05:17,736 --> 00:05:19,988 How many of you have played Assassin's Creed? 73 00:05:21,656 --> 00:05:25,077 The publishers decided that playing as a female character 74 00:05:25,118 --> 00:05:27,996 made the game un-relatable. 75 00:05:28,038 --> 00:05:32,042 So gamers could not relate to this, 76 00:05:32,084 --> 00:05:35,128 but they could relate to this? 77 00:05:35,170 --> 00:05:36,713 [students chuckle] 78 00:05:36,755 --> 00:05:38,381 But here's the thing, 79 00:05:38,423 --> 00:05:40,967 as the gaming industry exploded in sales, 80 00:05:41,009 --> 00:05:45,138 the profile of a traditional gamer has dramatically changed. 81 00:05:45,180 --> 00:05:48,016 And now, gamers are everyone. 82 00:05:49,101 --> 00:05:51,353 -Even Todd. -[students chuckle] 83 00:05:51,394 --> 00:05:55,607 So when some of you decide to make games of your own, 84 00:05:55,649 --> 00:05:59,402 for the love of God, please consider giving 85 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:03,115 your female characters a pair of pants. 86 00:06:03,156 --> 00:06:05,158 Or regular-sized tits! 87 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:06,743 [students chuckle] 88 00:06:06,785 --> 00:06:08,453 Bingo! [chuckles] 89 00:06:08,495 --> 00:06:11,581 I'm Parker Nesby and this is the history 90 00:06:11,623 --> 00:06:13,291 of video games. 91 00:06:13,333 --> 00:06:15,335 Parker Nesby, I know that name. 92 00:06:18,922 --> 00:06:21,133 All right, all right, and now with just the starters. 93 00:06:21,174 --> 00:06:22,801 Yo, out support! 94 00:06:22,843 --> 00:06:25,137 Out of here. 95 00:06:25,178 --> 00:06:27,764 Okay, yo. All right, I'm gonna stand like-- All right, you guys, 96 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:29,641 right here, right here, okay? 97 00:06:29,683 --> 00:06:31,101 Smile, 98 00:06:31,143 --> 00:06:33,520 raise your eyebrows, stop smiling. 99 00:06:33,562 --> 00:06:36,940 -That's your model face. -Who opened the toolbox? 100 00:06:36,982 --> 00:06:38,775 All right, cool, just like some singles now. Like of me. 101 00:06:38,817 --> 00:06:40,485 -Solo, that's a single. -Oh. 102 00:06:40,527 --> 00:06:41,570 -[Dustin] Single, me. -[Lance] Okay. 103 00:06:41,611 --> 00:06:43,071 Like, you know. 104 00:06:43,113 --> 00:06:45,198 Just like a little bit quicker. 105 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:46,783 Dabbing is not a thing anymore. 106 00:06:46,825 --> 00:06:48,410 Okay, dabbing is still a thing, 107 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,162 and literally everyone can hear you. 108 00:06:50,203 --> 00:06:52,497 Oh, Ricardo, why aren't you in the photo? 109 00:06:52,539 --> 00:06:53,832 [chattering] 110 00:06:53,874 --> 00:06:55,375 [gasping] 111 00:06:57,711 --> 00:06:59,963 Like, if you catch the muscle on accident. 112 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:02,174 Oh, who's this? Oh. Who's that? 113 00:07:02,215 --> 00:07:03,675 [team member] Miami's on line. 114 00:07:03,717 --> 00:07:05,218 [Dustin] Two minutes to game time. 115 00:07:05,260 --> 00:07:07,345 -No mercy, boys. -Whoo. 116 00:07:07,387 --> 00:07:09,472 I might have to sit this one out, Captain. 117 00:07:09,514 --> 00:07:11,558 I think I flexed my thumb too hard in the warm-up. 118 00:07:11,600 --> 00:07:12,726 Let me take a look. 119 00:07:16,354 --> 00:07:18,690 Oh, oh. 120 00:07:18,732 --> 00:07:20,150 [Dustin] How's that feel? 121 00:07:20,192 --> 00:07:21,776 Has he ever touched you like that? 122 00:07:21,818 --> 00:07:23,320 -One to ten. -Oh. 123 00:07:23,361 --> 00:07:25,405 Ugh, he will never touch me like that. 124 00:07:25,447 --> 00:07:26,531 Eleven. 125 00:07:30,243 --> 00:07:31,703 -V! -Yeah? 126 00:07:31,745 --> 00:07:32,954 You're in! 127 00:07:32,996 --> 00:07:35,916 -Oh, my God! -[chuckles] 128 00:07:35,957 --> 00:07:39,127 Okay, change of personnel, but we stick to the plan. 129 00:07:39,169 --> 00:07:40,962 Points are great, but they only matter 130 00:07:41,004 --> 00:07:42,672 in tournament seeding. 131 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:44,633 Destroy the orb, get the win. 132 00:07:44,674 --> 00:07:46,718 V, you run support. 133 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:47,802 Don't screw it up. 134 00:07:48,970 --> 00:07:51,181 Betas on three! One, two, three! 135 00:07:51,223 --> 00:07:52,307 -Betas! -Betas! 136 00:08:01,942 --> 00:08:04,444 [game narrator] An allied tower is under attack. 137 00:08:14,621 --> 00:08:15,705 [Dustin laughs] 138 00:08:19,709 --> 00:08:21,378 [V] Dustin! They're flanking us. 139 00:08:21,419 --> 00:08:23,463 I know what I'm doing, support! 140 00:08:23,505 --> 00:08:26,258 Then stop face-checking and let our casters blast at range. 141 00:08:32,222 --> 00:08:34,557 [Adi] V, I need a heal over here. 142 00:08:34,599 --> 00:08:36,309 [V] Okay, I'll be there in a second. 143 00:08:37,936 --> 00:08:39,312 Yup, my girl. 144 00:08:39,354 --> 00:08:40,313 Yeah. 145 00:08:40,981 --> 00:08:42,983 No, no, no, ugh! 146 00:08:43,024 --> 00:08:45,527 Dustin, pay attention. I need to heal the others too. 147 00:08:45,568 --> 00:08:48,029 Quit squawking over the comms and let me run this. 148 00:08:48,071 --> 00:08:49,864 V, seriously, chill. 149 00:08:49,906 --> 00:08:52,367 She's literally keeping your boy in the game, Ricardo! 150 00:08:52,409 --> 00:08:54,286 Whoo! I am crushing last hits. 151 00:09:00,375 --> 00:09:03,295 -I'm wasted. They got behind me. -[groans] 152 00:09:03,336 --> 00:09:05,422 Everyone, listen up, they're outflanking us. 153 00:09:05,463 --> 00:09:06,506 Charge straight up the middle. 154 00:09:06,548 --> 00:09:09,259 [sighs] Just said that. 155 00:09:11,386 --> 00:09:13,722 I need a heal. [grunts] 156 00:09:13,763 --> 00:09:16,016 Running support means more than just healing you, Dustin. 157 00:09:16,057 --> 00:09:17,350 Everyone else is dead. 158 00:09:22,439 --> 00:09:24,733 [game narrator] The enemy has been slayed. 159 00:09:25,650 --> 00:09:27,319 The power is mine. 160 00:09:35,577 --> 00:09:37,287 Oh, victory! 161 00:09:37,329 --> 00:09:38,830 [cheering] 162 00:09:38,872 --> 00:09:40,498 That's what I'm talking about. 163 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:42,042 Yeah! [grunting] 164 00:09:42,876 --> 00:09:44,794 And that's how it's done. 165 00:09:44,836 --> 00:09:47,464 -[Ricardo] Suck it, Miami! -But we almost lost. 166 00:09:47,505 --> 00:09:49,674 You're not always gonna be so lucky. 167 00:09:49,716 --> 00:09:52,218 V, I know you think you know what you're doing, 168 00:09:52,260 --> 00:09:53,720 but you have a lot to learn, okay. 169 00:09:53,762 --> 00:09:56,723 And you will, from the bench. 170 00:09:56,765 --> 00:10:00,226 Seriously? I'm a nationally ranked player! 171 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:01,978 With far more skill than most of you. 172 00:10:02,020 --> 00:10:03,313 That's not remotely true. 173 00:10:03,355 --> 00:10:04,773 It's kinda true. 174 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:06,399 Look, Dustin, 175 00:10:06,441 --> 00:10:08,526 I need to have a role on this team. 176 00:10:08,568 --> 00:10:12,113 You are support. 177 00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:14,115 If you earn a better position, I'll give you one, 178 00:10:14,157 --> 00:10:16,493 but considering we're the reigning collegiate champs, 179 00:10:16,534 --> 00:10:17,994 I'd say we're good as is. 180 00:10:18,036 --> 00:10:19,788 Everyone let's just be cool. 181 00:10:19,829 --> 00:10:21,456 We're all on the same team. 182 00:10:21,498 --> 00:10:25,001 -I don't know. Are we? -Whoa, easy, V. 183 00:10:25,043 --> 00:10:27,837 Don't get all emotional, 'cause I'm not giving you special treatment. 184 00:10:27,879 --> 00:10:31,466 Special treatment? I earned my gaming scholarship, because I'm a good gamer. 185 00:10:31,508 --> 00:10:33,760 Oh, hate to break it to you, V, but the only reason 186 00:10:33,802 --> 00:10:36,513 you have a spot on this team is because you guys have... 187 00:10:39,557 --> 00:10:42,727 -You know, vaginas. -What? 188 00:10:42,769 --> 00:10:44,854 I actually uh-- I think it's vulvas, Dustin. 189 00:10:44,896 --> 00:10:46,856 Yeah, come again. 190 00:10:46,898 --> 00:10:48,983 Yup, vagina is just the birth canal 191 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,693 and the vulva is the all-encompassing-- 192 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:51,778 Owen, please. 193 00:10:51,820 --> 00:10:53,696 Vaginas. 194 00:10:54,572 --> 00:10:55,949 I'm done. 195 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:57,784 -V, come on. -No, I'm done! 196 00:10:57,826 --> 00:10:59,119 Oh, you quit? 197 00:10:59,786 --> 00:11:02,163 -Oh. -I quit! 198 00:11:02,205 --> 00:11:04,290 Do not touch that, Owen! 199 00:11:04,332 --> 00:11:07,669 You all have some serious issues. I'm out, too. 200 00:11:09,212 --> 00:11:12,632 Wow! I've never witnessed live-action PMS. 201 00:11:12,674 --> 00:11:14,050 [chuckling] 202 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:16,052 Clean up all that crap, Owen. 203 00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:27,856 -V, wait. -Not now, Sloane. 204 00:11:27,897 --> 00:11:29,065 I'm done. 205 00:11:32,444 --> 00:11:34,779 [deejay] Come on, Barrett. Let me hear you! 206 00:11:48,460 --> 00:11:49,586 You're freaking me out! 207 00:11:50,295 --> 00:11:52,964 Please stop yelling. 208 00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:55,091 You've been sitting here comatose for like an hour 209 00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:56,551 and I'm really worried about your aura. 210 00:11:56,593 --> 00:11:58,428 It's usually like a bright purple, 211 00:11:58,470 --> 00:12:00,680 -but right now it's like... -My aura's fine. 212 00:12:00,722 --> 00:12:02,307 Come dance with me. Let's go. 213 00:12:02,348 --> 00:12:03,641 Wasn't getting me out of the dorm 214 00:12:03,683 --> 00:12:05,226 victory enough for you? 215 00:12:05,268 --> 00:12:07,437 Yes, but now you need to move your body. 216 00:12:07,479 --> 00:12:09,564 Feel the energy of this magical place. 217 00:12:09,606 --> 00:12:11,274 This is the cafeteria. 218 00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:13,151 Suit yourself. 219 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,621 -Boo! -Oh, Owen. Hi. 220 00:12:24,662 --> 00:12:26,623 V, it's good to see you. 221 00:12:26,664 --> 00:12:31,044 Hey, I'm-- I'm sorry about earlier today. 222 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:32,504 Sometimes Dustin can be-- 223 00:12:32,545 --> 00:12:33,796 A real dick-bag. 224 00:12:33,838 --> 00:12:35,381 Yeah, and it's all the time. 225 00:12:35,423 --> 00:12:37,175 Like 24/7. 226 00:12:37,217 --> 00:12:39,802 So, where are the rest of your Betas? 227 00:12:39,844 --> 00:12:43,431 Shocking, but I don't actually hang with them much. 228 00:12:43,473 --> 00:12:46,267 I'm just, you know, riding it out for the scholarship. 229 00:12:46,309 --> 00:12:48,102 Oh. 230 00:12:48,144 --> 00:12:50,647 [Indigo] Oh yeah! Whoo! 231 00:12:50,688 --> 00:12:52,649 Ooh! 232 00:12:52,690 --> 00:12:54,442 That's my roommate. 233 00:12:54,484 --> 00:12:57,946 Oh, um, I'm gonna grab a juice. 234 00:12:57,987 --> 00:12:59,739 Can I-- Can I get you one? 235 00:12:59,781 --> 00:13:02,951 You know what? I'm-- I'm just gonna go. 236 00:13:02,992 --> 00:13:06,996 It's just been a long week and I'm exhausted. 237 00:13:07,038 --> 00:13:08,790 Okay. Cool. 238 00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:13,211 Yeah, well-- well, I shall see you later, V. 239 00:13:13,253 --> 00:13:14,921 Yeah. 240 00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:16,506 -Bye. -Bye. 241 00:13:16,548 --> 00:13:18,007 [chuckles] 242 00:13:19,842 --> 00:13:21,803 [V] Thank you for shopping at Game Home. 243 00:13:27,517 --> 00:13:29,811 Figured I'd you find you working the hole. 244 00:13:29,852 --> 00:13:31,938 You know me, I'm always working the hole. 245 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:34,482 -Life goals, baby. -[chuckles] 246 00:13:34,524 --> 00:13:37,068 You know I would like to confirm that your manager 247 00:13:37,110 --> 00:13:39,904 makes me thirst. 248 00:13:39,946 --> 00:13:42,699 Lewis? Gets Cheetos stuck in his beard all the time 249 00:13:42,740 --> 00:13:44,284 and says things like "ill". 250 00:13:44,325 --> 00:13:47,161 He let me cut the line for PS5 though. 251 00:13:47,203 --> 00:13:49,163 I think I really messed up. 252 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:51,708 Me quitting the team has made my whole life go poof. 253 00:13:51,749 --> 00:13:53,459 I hear you, girl. I'm in the same boat. 254 00:13:53,501 --> 00:13:56,087 Those assholes ruined gaming for me too. 255 00:13:56,129 --> 00:13:57,630 -Yo! -[Sloane yelps] 256 00:13:57,672 --> 00:13:58,923 Hey, you kids wanna see something ill? 257 00:13:58,965 --> 00:14:00,466 -No, we do not. -Maybe. 258 00:14:00,508 --> 00:14:02,468 Guess who's an influencer now? 259 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:03,803 This guy. 260 00:14:03,845 --> 00:14:07,765 Do you enjoy my balls? Subscribe. 261 00:14:07,807 --> 00:14:10,018 Shall you take my elder orbs into your mouth hole. 262 00:14:10,059 --> 00:14:11,477 Come on, it's brilliant. 263 00:14:11,519 --> 00:14:13,688 Lewis, can you give us a second? 264 00:14:13,730 --> 00:14:16,983 -Girl talk. -Have you been eating butt cheese again? 265 00:14:17,025 --> 00:14:20,028 Yo, dickwhistle, wanna see something ill? 266 00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:23,323 Sloane, if I'm not on the team, I lose my eSports scholarship. 267 00:14:23,364 --> 00:14:25,366 That's the only reason I can afford to go to Barrett. 268 00:14:25,408 --> 00:14:28,244 You know when life doesn't go my way, 269 00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:31,372 I usually get really high and watch Captain Marvel. 270 00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:34,709 -Why? -Because Brie Larson is super-freaking hot. 271 00:14:34,751 --> 00:14:37,420 And it's a tremendous setup to Endgame. 272 00:14:39,005 --> 00:14:42,884 Wait. What does Captain Marvel do? In the bad-ass montage? 273 00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:45,428 Oh, she gets back up. Mm-hmm. 274 00:14:45,470 --> 00:14:48,348 -Yes, yes. We get back up. -Okay. 275 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:52,060 We are gonna start our own team and take down the Betas. 276 00:14:52,101 --> 00:14:54,354 -I don't think it's that easy. -Why not? 277 00:14:54,395 --> 00:14:56,230 What do we need? Some matching outfits and a name? 278 00:14:56,272 --> 00:14:58,650 And a team, V. We need players. 279 00:14:58,691 --> 00:15:01,569 Sloane, we're gonna start an all-girls team. 280 00:15:01,611 --> 00:15:04,906 And kick the living crap out of those Beta assholes. 281 00:15:06,324 --> 00:15:08,493 Oh. Oh! 282 00:15:08,534 --> 00:15:10,078 [both chuckling] 283 00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,163 -Yes, yes, yes, yeah! -Yes, yes, yes. 284 00:15:15,375 --> 00:15:16,751 -[knocking continues] -Huh, what? 285 00:15:17,669 --> 00:15:19,295 Oh... [chuckles] 286 00:15:19,337 --> 00:15:20,380 Come on in. 287 00:15:20,421 --> 00:15:21,839 Hey, you guys. 288 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:23,758 Welcome. Oh, it's so nice-- 289 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:26,302 No, no, no, no, no. Don't close the door. 290 00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:28,096 We don't close doors here at Barrett. 291 00:15:28,137 --> 00:15:31,307 Okay. Oof, all right. 292 00:15:31,349 --> 00:15:34,936 Oh, my gosh, what a great surprise. 293 00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:37,980 -Hey, have a drink. Yeah. -Ooh, what's this? 294 00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:39,357 -Kombucha. -Oh. 295 00:15:39,399 --> 00:15:41,067 And whale sperm. 296 00:15:41,109 --> 00:15:43,528 Supposed to be good for the skin, yeah. 297 00:15:45,071 --> 00:15:49,867 So, I'm, uh, Dean Davis, preferred pronouns, he and him. 298 00:15:50,993 --> 00:15:54,664 Oh, um, um, her/she. 299 00:15:54,706 --> 00:15:56,332 She, Sloane. 300 00:15:56,374 --> 00:15:57,917 Fantastic. 301 00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:00,086 -Come on in, we'll chat. -[gags] 302 00:16:00,128 --> 00:16:02,213 Have a seat, we'll talk a little bit. 303 00:16:03,423 --> 00:16:06,843 I just got these fancy things-- Oh, hang on, 304 00:16:06,884 --> 00:16:08,886 Look out, oh, no, no. Stay where you are. 305 00:16:08,928 --> 00:16:12,432 Don't get up. It's cool. I just got these, you know. 306 00:16:12,473 --> 00:16:14,809 They're a little tough to get used to, but I had one in college. 307 00:16:14,851 --> 00:16:16,894 I don't know how to use them anymore. 308 00:16:16,936 --> 00:16:20,231 Okay, I think I should start off by saying this is 309 00:16:20,273 --> 00:16:25,445 a safe space and anyone in the safe space will be treated equally. 310 00:16:25,486 --> 00:16:28,740 Uh, we're also being recorded for liability protection, 311 00:16:28,781 --> 00:16:30,533 mostly mine. 312 00:16:30,575 --> 00:16:34,078 Uh, oh, uh, do I have your verbal consent on that? 313 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:35,288 -Yeah. -Sure. 314 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:38,249 Great. So, uh... 315 00:16:38,291 --> 00:16:40,543 yeah, what brings you to my office? 316 00:16:40,585 --> 00:16:42,336 -I said it was a safe space, right? -Yeah. 317 00:16:42,378 --> 00:16:43,963 -Yes. -[Davis] Okay, good. 318 00:16:44,005 --> 00:16:47,008 Um, so we wanted to propose the formation 319 00:16:47,049 --> 00:16:51,179 of an all-women's eSports varsity team. 320 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:54,307 Really? Oh, that's fun. 321 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,934 Oh, that's great, yeah. 322 00:16:56,976 --> 00:16:58,811 I hear you, I see you. 323 00:16:59,896 --> 00:17:01,689 I'm processing your feelings. 324 00:17:01,731 --> 00:17:03,524 It's okay. 325 00:17:07,236 --> 00:17:09,155 No, no, no. 326 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,407 No, no, no. 327 00:17:11,449 --> 00:17:13,993 All right. [grunts] 328 00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:18,247 I don't know what's up. I am losing it. 329 00:17:18,289 --> 00:17:20,249 What's an eSports team? 330 00:17:21,709 --> 00:17:26,088 It's um, like, vid-- Competitive video gaming. 331 00:17:26,130 --> 00:17:29,634 Competitive video gaming, like Nintendo and crap like that. 332 00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:31,344 -[Sloane] Yeah. -That's a sport? 333 00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,595 Yeah, we have scholarships. 334 00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,849 Oh, I'm telling you. I don't know what's what anymore. 335 00:17:36,891 --> 00:17:38,768 I had a kid come in here just earlier, 336 00:17:38,810 --> 00:17:41,479 telling me he was pre-triggered. 337 00:17:41,521 --> 00:17:43,606 I don't even know what "triggered" means. 338 00:17:43,648 --> 00:17:45,900 -Triggered is like a trauma response-- -I don't care. 339 00:17:47,318 --> 00:17:49,737 I got one year left here. 340 00:17:49,779 --> 00:17:53,032 And my only goal is to not rock any boats. 341 00:17:54,492 --> 00:17:59,038 And to do that, I gotta have no change whatsoever. 342 00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:01,290 We just want a game. 343 00:18:01,332 --> 00:18:04,252 I suppose if I say no, you're gonna cancel me, right? 344 00:18:04,293 --> 00:18:05,795 [chuckles] 345 00:18:08,047 --> 00:18:10,842 I tell you what, why don't we work together? 346 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:14,512 We can do that. Here's what I'm gonna do. 347 00:18:14,554 --> 00:18:16,514 I'm gonna give you your special little team. 348 00:18:16,556 --> 00:18:20,476 -You will? -I will, on one condition. 349 00:18:20,518 --> 00:18:25,857 I don't wanna hear you or see you ever again. 350 00:18:27,066 --> 00:18:28,442 Do we got a deal? 351 00:18:30,069 --> 00:18:31,821 -Yes. -Yes. 352 00:18:31,863 --> 00:18:33,281 Do you like gaming? 353 00:18:33,322 --> 00:18:34,532 Overwatch? 354 00:18:34,574 --> 00:18:35,825 Animal Crossing! 355 00:18:35,867 --> 00:18:37,618 -Valorant! -Fortnite! 356 00:18:37,660 --> 00:18:39,328 Last Of Us! Minecraft! 357 00:18:39,370 --> 00:18:42,623 Come to the audition and join us. 358 00:18:42,665 --> 00:18:44,458 -We are gamer girls. -We are gamer girls. 359 00:18:44,500 --> 00:18:45,459 Oh! 360 00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:46,836 Gamer girls wanted. 361 00:18:46,878 --> 00:18:48,129 Come to tryouts. 362 00:18:48,170 --> 00:18:49,547 -Join our team. -Join us. 363 00:18:49,589 --> 00:18:50,965 Hey, girl! Tell your girlfriends. 364 00:18:53,718 --> 00:18:56,012 So, do you game? 365 00:18:56,053 --> 00:18:57,722 I dig confrontation. 366 00:18:59,265 --> 00:19:01,434 In video games, right? 367 00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:02,727 [laughs] 368 00:19:02,768 --> 00:19:05,688 [both chuckle] 369 00:19:05,730 --> 00:19:08,274 Fact, you're living in a giant snow globe. 370 00:19:08,316 --> 00:19:10,026 -Well, actually-- -Fact! 371 00:19:10,067 --> 00:19:13,321 Sir Isaac Newton was a certified idiot. 372 00:19:13,362 --> 00:19:16,991 Lot-mal mayal Diane. 373 00:19:17,033 --> 00:19:18,492 I think I heard a "Diane" in there. 374 00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,786 Was that Elvish? 375 00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:24,415 One of the many proud languages of the Elven people. 376 00:19:24,457 --> 00:19:27,376 The Earth is flat! Show me the curve. 377 00:19:27,418 --> 00:19:28,502 Okay, out! 378 00:19:29,253 --> 00:19:31,255 Okay, Diane, do you game? 379 00:19:31,297 --> 00:19:34,759 100%. I mean, LARPing, cosplay, role-play. 380 00:19:34,800 --> 00:19:36,636 But do you play Elder Orb? 381 00:19:36,677 --> 00:19:39,305 [scoffs] Do unicorns poop rainbows? 382 00:19:40,640 --> 00:19:43,517 I main as tank support. I love smashing skulls. 383 00:19:43,559 --> 00:19:44,727 Now we're talking! 384 00:19:44,769 --> 00:19:46,020 Huzzah! 385 00:19:47,521 --> 00:19:49,065 ♪ I'm very good at integral ♪ 386 00:19:49,106 --> 00:19:50,691 ♪ And differential calculus ♪ 387 00:19:50,733 --> 00:19:52,485 ♪ I know The scientific names... ♪ 388 00:19:52,526 --> 00:19:54,695 You guys are cool with knives, right? 389 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,323 'Cause I got like a hundred knives! Like maybe a thousand. 390 00:19:57,365 --> 00:19:59,367 I could be arrested for the knives I have. 391 00:19:59,408 --> 00:20:00,660 ♪ Oh ♪ 392 00:20:00,701 --> 00:20:01,702 ♪ General ♪ 393 00:20:02,787 --> 00:20:03,829 ♪ Ah! ♪ 394 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,207 Do you have a girlfriend who games? 395 00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:07,416 Do you have a... 396 00:20:07,458 --> 00:20:11,087 -Welcome to the team. -[squeals] 397 00:20:11,128 --> 00:20:13,297 -What's your name? -What do you want it to be? 398 00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:15,257 Name me. 399 00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:17,593 Lilly? 400 00:20:17,635 --> 00:20:19,679 Lilly. 401 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,472 [in aristocratic voice] Lilly, Lilly. 402 00:20:22,431 --> 00:20:24,600 [in demonic voice] Lilly. 403 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,310 [in normal voice] I like that. That's beautiful. 404 00:20:26,352 --> 00:20:27,770 You guys wanna get tattoos? 405 00:20:28,938 --> 00:20:30,940 You guys wanna get tattoos? Yes or no? 406 00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:33,275 Our interview process is so poor. 407 00:20:37,697 --> 00:20:39,615 These aren't even good dick drawings. 408 00:20:39,657 --> 00:20:42,910 What kind of psycho puts hair on the shaft? 409 00:20:44,829 --> 00:20:46,998 Oh, Dustin. 410 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,543 Cock, cock, goose. 411 00:20:51,711 --> 00:20:54,005 -Whoo. -Sweet wheels. 412 00:20:54,046 --> 00:20:57,383 Sorry, I just got axed by the world's biggest douche! 413 00:20:57,425 --> 00:21:01,429 Well, we know that douche and we know the best way to get back at him. 414 00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,515 So there's another team? 415 00:21:04,557 --> 00:21:07,059 Mm-hmm, about to be. So you game? 416 00:21:07,101 --> 00:21:08,978 Whatever keeps my fans happy. 417 00:21:09,020 --> 00:21:11,188 Are you like an influencer or something? 418 00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:12,857 Do you know any other crippled sex kittens 419 00:21:12,898 --> 00:21:14,984 -that crush at Elder Orb? -Ever play on a team? 420 00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:19,071 You're looking at the captain of my state champion high school squad, sweetie. 421 00:21:21,323 --> 00:21:23,117 Welcome to the 8-Bits. 422 00:21:23,159 --> 00:21:24,577 [Sloane] Follow us. 423 00:21:38,841 --> 00:21:40,051 Who are you guys? 424 00:21:40,092 --> 00:21:41,802 We are the 8-Bits. 425 00:21:41,844 --> 00:21:43,679 Um, is Parker Nesby here? 426 00:21:43,721 --> 00:21:47,308 Mom, there's some weirdos at the door for you. 427 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:52,897 Ace, what'd I say about opening up the door to-- Oh, uh, what's all this about? 428 00:21:52,938 --> 00:21:55,107 I'm in your History of Video Games class. 429 00:21:56,108 --> 00:21:57,610 Regular-sized tits. 430 00:21:57,651 --> 00:22:00,071 Ah, yes, I do remember you. 431 00:22:00,988 --> 00:22:02,323 Could we come in? 432 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:05,201 Uh, I guess. 433 00:22:05,242 --> 00:22:06,911 Hey, hey. 434 00:22:09,330 --> 00:22:12,541 ...for the old comfort. Juice it loose time. 435 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:15,920 Uh, well, you're an eclectic bunch, aren't you? 436 00:22:15,961 --> 00:22:18,506 -Shouldn't you all be in school? -It's Saturday, Mom. 437 00:22:18,547 --> 00:22:20,341 Oh, that's why I keep you around. 438 00:22:20,382 --> 00:22:23,552 So, is this about the term paper or-- 439 00:22:23,594 --> 00:22:26,263 We are starting an all-girls eSports team at Barrett. 440 00:22:26,305 --> 00:22:27,890 And we need your help. 441 00:22:27,932 --> 00:22:29,975 Cute. But that's gonna be a hard no. 442 00:22:30,017 --> 00:22:32,186 Um, I thought you said she was already on board, V? 443 00:22:32,228 --> 00:22:33,854 Yeah, what's the deal? 444 00:22:33,896 --> 00:22:36,315 I said I think she might be in. 445 00:22:36,357 --> 00:22:39,318 Can we talk? In private? 446 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:42,363 Mm-hmm, sure. 447 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:44,073 Can I get a bowl of those? 448 00:22:46,075 --> 00:22:49,036 [burps, exhales] 449 00:22:54,333 --> 00:22:56,377 Coach you? Wow, no way in hell. 450 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,712 I know who you are. 451 00:22:58,754 --> 00:23:01,048 -I googled you. -Creepy. 452 00:23:01,090 --> 00:23:03,717 You designed Age of Neutronium. 453 00:23:03,759 --> 00:23:07,096 That's literally the game that got me into gaming. 454 00:23:07,138 --> 00:23:10,516 That is literally the game that got me doxxed out of gaming. 455 00:23:10,558 --> 00:23:13,144 I don't need my son opening up hate mail on the porch anymore. 456 00:23:13,185 --> 00:23:17,064 Listen, I am sorry that the system sucks for you and it does, 457 00:23:17,106 --> 00:23:20,568 -but what you want me to do about it? -Coach us. 458 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:23,154 -Why are you so scared to? -I fear nothing. 459 00:23:23,195 --> 00:23:26,699 -Then we're the same. -Wonderful. Then you're gonna be great. 460 00:23:26,740 --> 00:23:29,368 Now grab your oddball friends and let's end this home invasion, shall we? 461 00:23:29,410 --> 00:23:31,579 Okay, wait, you said it yourself, 462 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,206 things are never going to change unless we make them. 463 00:23:34,248 --> 00:23:36,250 I said that? It's quite profound. 464 00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:40,212 Look, bottom line is one gamer girl to another, 465 00:23:40,254 --> 00:23:44,842 I'm on a scholarship and if I don't have a team, then I'm a ghost at Barrett. 466 00:23:46,343 --> 00:23:50,890 Come on, Mom. They need you. I mean, they're totally pathetic. 467 00:23:50,931 --> 00:23:52,183 Hey. 468 00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:53,809 [Sloane] Dude. 469 00:23:53,851 --> 00:23:56,020 Look, we're not gonna let you down. 470 00:23:57,646 --> 00:23:59,773 Shit. All right. 471 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:06,947 Oh, boy. 472 00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:10,367 Are you committed? 473 00:24:10,409 --> 00:24:11,827 Are you sure you have what it takes? 474 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,078 -Yes! -Yes! 475 00:24:14,288 --> 00:24:16,081 -You fools ready to go to war? -[all] Yes! 476 00:24:16,123 --> 00:24:18,042 -Ma'am, yes, ma'am. -All right. 477 00:24:18,083 --> 00:24:19,585 So you're really gonna help us? 478 00:24:19,627 --> 00:24:21,795 -[Parker] Yes. -[all cheering] 479 00:24:21,837 --> 00:24:23,088 But only out of pity. 480 00:24:24,798 --> 00:24:26,508 Now get out of my house. Come on. 481 00:24:28,385 --> 00:24:30,346 [Sloane] Wow, the Dean hooked us up. 482 00:24:30,387 --> 00:24:33,098 Okay. All right. 483 00:24:35,559 --> 00:24:37,561 [all gasp, groan] 484 00:24:38,646 --> 00:24:41,899 Okay. This um-- It's not that bad. 485 00:24:47,488 --> 00:24:50,866 It's actually better-- better than I thought it would be. 486 00:24:50,908 --> 00:24:52,993 Smells like somebody died in here. 487 00:24:53,035 --> 00:24:54,912 And their ghost took a shit. 488 00:24:54,954 --> 00:24:58,415 -I think somebody did die in here. -[gasps] 489 00:24:58,457 --> 00:25:01,293 We can make this feel like home in no time. 490 00:25:02,461 --> 00:25:05,881 By participating in this venerated ceremony, 491 00:25:05,923 --> 00:25:09,635 you'll be linked for eternity to the many great Betas who came before you, 492 00:25:09,677 --> 00:25:13,055 dating all the way back to 2015. 493 00:25:13,931 --> 00:25:15,432 Present the recruits. 494 00:25:20,688 --> 00:25:22,439 -Kneel. -Yeah, kneel. 495 00:25:24,984 --> 00:25:30,406 Do you, Geoff and Jeff-- Wait, they have the same name? 496 00:25:30,447 --> 00:25:31,991 -Geoff. -Jeff. 497 00:25:34,076 --> 00:25:35,869 Okay, cool. 498 00:25:35,911 --> 00:25:37,955 With this sword, you will be knighted Betas. 499 00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:39,415 No, no, no, no, it's okay. 500 00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,958 It's a ceremony. 501 00:25:43,294 --> 00:25:47,965 [Dustin] Jeff and Geoff, you are now inducted into our sacred gaming brotherhood. 502 00:25:48,007 --> 00:25:51,468 Behold! The newly knighted Betas! 503 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:54,054 [all cheering] 504 00:25:55,222 --> 00:25:56,890 [Sloane] Oh, God. 505 00:25:59,727 --> 00:26:03,188 -Oh, if it isn't the 8-Bits. -More like the eight bitches. 506 00:26:03,230 --> 00:26:05,316 Easy with that, 'Cardo. Female traitors, yes. 507 00:26:05,357 --> 00:26:08,944 Oh, sorry, I thought the insult convention was down the street. 508 00:26:08,986 --> 00:26:11,697 Oh, then take those size 13's and walk there yourself. 509 00:26:11,739 --> 00:26:13,032 [Betas chuckle] 510 00:26:13,073 --> 00:26:16,201 Seriously, you left the Betas for this? 511 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:18,203 You couldn't just get in line like everyone else? 512 00:26:18,245 --> 00:26:19,997 This eSports team isn't your birthright. 513 00:26:20,039 --> 00:26:22,124 Oh, meet your replacements. 514 00:26:22,166 --> 00:26:23,667 The newly knighted Betas. 515 00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,085 How's that make you feel? 516 00:26:25,127 --> 00:26:26,879 If I had a penis, flaccid. 517 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:29,173 Oh, you wish you had a penis. 518 00:26:29,214 --> 00:26:32,843 -Oh, a strap-on like yours, babe? -Oh, I will strap-on right now! 519 00:26:32,885 --> 00:26:34,636 -You can't say that, Ricky. -It is Ricardo. 520 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,805 -Whatever! -Thou wanteth a strap? 521 00:26:36,847 --> 00:26:38,182 'Cause I haveth one. 522 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,601 Bringeth! With extra girtheth! 523 00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:44,355 -Oh, I'm lubing up right now. -Jump in, baby. 524 00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:47,066 Water's warm and I'm already wearing a T-shirt. 525 00:26:47,107 --> 00:26:49,360 Let's spread those cheeks and see where I fit. 526 00:26:49,401 --> 00:26:52,321 Oh, I'm spread, I'm spread, I'm like peanut butter and jelly. 527 00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:54,490 -What is happening? -This is what's happening. 528 00:26:54,531 --> 00:26:57,868 -[snorts, spits] -Oh, oh! 529 00:26:57,910 --> 00:26:59,620 Oh, my God. 530 00:26:59,661 --> 00:27:02,664 [screaming] What did you eat? 531 00:27:02,706 --> 00:27:05,667 [in Mandarin] 532 00:27:05,709 --> 00:27:08,712 -What are you, a camel? -Yeah, that's what I call a pearl necklace. 533 00:27:08,754 --> 00:27:10,589 It's gonna burn right through your clothes. 534 00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:12,966 -[Adi] Ew. -Hey! 535 00:27:13,008 --> 00:27:16,345 Dick or no dick, tonight we celebrate not being dicks. 536 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:17,471 [cheering] 537 00:27:19,181 --> 00:27:22,267 Celebrate all you want. 'Cause after Monday's match, 538 00:27:22,309 --> 00:27:24,895 the only partying you're gonna be doing is pity partying. 539 00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:26,438 What are you talking about? 540 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:27,898 You haven't seen the schedule? 541 00:27:28,732 --> 00:27:30,234 Your first match is against us. 542 00:27:31,527 --> 00:27:34,988 -Ba-ba-ba-bah! -Yeah, ba-ba-bah! 543 00:27:35,030 --> 00:27:37,574 All right, everyone, let's break it up. 544 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,785 Yeah, let's break it up. 545 00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:43,038 Back to the house, boys. 546 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:45,040 All of you are going down. 547 00:27:45,082 --> 00:27:46,875 [Adi laughs] Looks like she jizzed on you. 548 00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:49,461 [Dustin] Jeff, Geoff. 549 00:27:49,503 --> 00:27:52,548 Diane, I'm seriously gonna have nightmares about that. [groans] 550 00:27:52,589 --> 00:27:54,466 [all chattering] 551 00:27:54,508 --> 00:27:57,177 [Parker] All right, 8-Bits. It's game day. 552 00:27:57,219 --> 00:27:59,012 Here we are, all together. 553 00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,722 All of us. 554 00:28:00,764 --> 00:28:03,183 Anyway, what uh-- What game do you guys play? 555 00:28:03,225 --> 00:28:05,978 Knights of the Elder Orb, duh. 556 00:28:06,019 --> 00:28:08,397 Knights of the Elder Orb, duh. 557 00:28:08,439 --> 00:28:11,233 Cool, I'm really not familiar with that game. 558 00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:16,071 But I will be. So, what's up, Galadriel? 559 00:28:16,113 --> 00:28:21,201 [in Elvish] 560 00:28:21,243 --> 00:28:23,704 And, uh, the-- The-- The voice? 561 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:28,041 -Comes with the costume. -Okay, cool. Moving on, uh, 562 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:31,545 I have no idea what any of your strengths are, but play to them. 563 00:28:31,587 --> 00:28:32,754 Play to your strengths. 564 00:28:35,299 --> 00:28:37,301 Great. Great session, guys. 565 00:28:38,469 --> 00:28:39,470 All right. 566 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:42,723 I feel uninspired. 567 00:28:42,764 --> 00:28:44,933 Chin up, we're gonna do great. 568 00:28:53,025 --> 00:28:55,360 Oh, hey, watch out for that turret, it shoots... 569 00:28:55,402 --> 00:28:57,654 -Goddamn it! -...lasers. 570 00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:59,615 [laughing] 571 00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:02,659 Betas, don't let them take a single tower. 572 00:29:04,328 --> 00:29:06,997 -Jenna, what are you doing? -I'm helping you. 573 00:29:07,039 --> 00:29:10,292 -Get back in the jungle. -I'm quickly popping back to base. 574 00:29:10,334 --> 00:29:12,669 -Someone cover mid. -Okey dokey. 575 00:29:12,711 --> 00:29:14,922 -Lilly, look out! -[screams] 576 00:29:14,963 --> 00:29:18,217 -Oh! [chuckling] -I'm gonna rip your throat out next time. 577 00:29:18,258 --> 00:29:19,885 Come on, look alive out there! 578 00:29:19,927 --> 00:29:21,845 -Kinda impossible. -[Betas chuckling] 579 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:26,975 All right, team, my ult is ready. Let's pick one off. 580 00:29:30,229 --> 00:29:32,147 [chuckles] Did you guys see that? 581 00:29:32,189 --> 00:29:33,607 [V] Jenna, pay attention! 582 00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:35,359 Betas, time to blitz! 583 00:29:35,400 --> 00:29:37,110 -I'm with you. -Got you! 584 00:29:37,152 --> 00:29:38,737 [Adi] On it, Captain! 585 00:29:38,779 --> 00:29:41,573 No, no, no, no. Back to base. Defend our Axis. 586 00:29:41,615 --> 00:29:43,825 -On it. -[V] How about some defense? 587 00:29:45,577 --> 00:29:48,914 -Yo, I got that orb. -Where is everyone? 588 00:29:48,956 --> 00:29:51,291 [Dustin] Defend, defend, defend, all you want, baby. 589 00:29:51,333 --> 00:29:52,501 Going in. 590 00:29:53,544 --> 00:29:54,962 Bam! 591 00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,673 [cheering, cackling] 592 00:29:57,714 --> 00:30:00,926 -You guys got ganked! -G-G-G-Ganked. 593 00:30:00,968 --> 00:30:03,136 -[Dustin] "Nationally ranked." -More like nationally ganked! 594 00:30:03,178 --> 00:30:05,430 -[laughing] -Oh, looks like we're too spicy for you. 595 00:30:05,472 --> 00:30:08,517 [Ricardo] They are horrible. [laughs] 596 00:30:08,559 --> 00:30:11,687 [Sloane] Wasn't someone on the team supposed to be guarding the orb? 597 00:30:11,728 --> 00:30:14,940 [Ricardo] Go back to playing Fruity Frog, nerds. 598 00:30:16,233 --> 00:30:19,570 -I hate them. -I hate them too. 599 00:30:19,611 --> 00:30:23,574 The whiskers aren't just on my face, ladies. 600 00:30:23,615 --> 00:30:26,159 [chuckles] Subscribe! 601 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:29,955 Oh-ho, look at that! I'm a "putty tat"! 602 00:30:34,209 --> 00:30:35,127 V! 603 00:30:35,919 --> 00:30:37,337 -Hey. -Hey. 604 00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:38,755 I didn't know you worked here. 605 00:30:38,797 --> 00:30:40,757 Oh, welcome to my second home. 606 00:30:40,799 --> 00:30:43,468 So, you get free stuff or what? 607 00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,054 Oh, just nominal discounts for selling my soul. 608 00:30:46,096 --> 00:30:47,931 Seems to be the new norm these days. 609 00:30:47,973 --> 00:30:50,642 Did you bring Band-Aids for my wounds? 610 00:30:50,684 --> 00:30:54,813 Go easy on yourself. That was your first match. There's bound to be some kinks. 611 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,274 Is that what you're calling total annihilation? 612 00:30:57,316 --> 00:30:59,651 My whole collegiate future is in tatters. 613 00:30:59,693 --> 00:31:02,904 Yeah, but you started your own team. 614 00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,866 You're doing the right thing. It's pretty awesome. 615 00:31:08,076 --> 00:31:10,037 So did you come here to buy something or... 616 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:12,748 No, uh, actually, 617 00:31:12,789 --> 00:31:17,836 I was gonna ask if maybe you wanted to hang out this weekend? 618 00:31:17,878 --> 00:31:21,757 Oh, um, I-- I don't-- 619 00:31:21,798 --> 00:31:23,884 -I don't really have time. -Oh, okay. 620 00:31:23,925 --> 00:31:26,470 We could just game, online. 621 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,805 Friday night? You gotta practice, right? 622 00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:31,683 -Nice counter. -Thank you. [chuckles] 623 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:35,520 -I'll see you Friday. -Okay, cool. 624 00:31:35,562 --> 00:31:38,607 -I'm "0win", by the way. -Yeah, I-- I know your name. 625 00:31:38,649 --> 00:31:41,109 Oh, no. [laughs] No, I mean my-- my handle. 626 00:31:41,151 --> 00:31:42,527 -It's "0win." -Oh. 627 00:31:42,569 --> 00:31:44,363 But the E is an I, because "win" 628 00:31:44,404 --> 00:31:46,615 -and the O is a zero, because the-- -Mm-hmm. 629 00:31:46,657 --> 00:31:50,118 Okay, well, I'm gonna go, so... 630 00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:52,913 -I'll-- I'll find you on Friday. -Okay. 631 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:54,581 -Bye. -Bye. 632 00:31:55,457 --> 00:31:58,126 Hey Owen, the exit's that way. 633 00:31:58,168 --> 00:31:59,961 [chuckles] 634 00:32:01,838 --> 00:32:03,965 -[Owen] Bye. -Bye. 635 00:32:06,218 --> 00:32:07,052 Hmm. 636 00:32:08,178 --> 00:32:09,721 [V] Diane, get off my ass! 637 00:32:09,763 --> 00:32:11,723 I'm not on your ass, I'm under your ass. 638 00:32:11,765 --> 00:32:14,142 -[laughs] -[V] I'm gonna freaking kill you. 639 00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:16,353 -Not if I kill you first. -[Parker] Circle up, team meeting. 640 00:32:16,395 --> 00:32:17,771 We've got to chat. 641 00:32:21,525 --> 00:32:23,276 All right, I'm gonna cut to the chase. 642 00:32:23,318 --> 00:32:25,570 That match was horrendous. 643 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,280 With zero hyperbole, 644 00:32:27,322 --> 00:32:29,199 it was a hate crime against people with eyes. 645 00:32:29,241 --> 00:32:33,078 We need to get back to the basics. Get to know each other. 646 00:32:33,120 --> 00:32:35,956 I wanna know, what are your favorite games? 647 00:32:35,997 --> 00:32:40,085 We'll play them together and then we can incorporate those skills into this team. 648 00:32:41,336 --> 00:32:42,546 I'm gonna go first. 649 00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:48,760 [grunts] All right, well, I'm Parker. 650 00:32:48,802 --> 00:32:52,764 I am a former video game designer turned teacher. 651 00:32:52,806 --> 00:32:54,808 I'm a lapsed feminist 652 00:32:54,850 --> 00:32:57,227 and I like to stay close to gaming 653 00:32:57,269 --> 00:33:00,897 even though, it really hurts me. Mmm. 654 00:33:02,524 --> 00:33:03,650 Who's next? 655 00:33:09,489 --> 00:33:12,117 Hi, I-- I'm Sloane. 656 00:33:12,159 --> 00:33:13,452 And I'm a gamer. 657 00:33:13,493 --> 00:33:15,912 [all] Hi, Sloane. 658 00:33:15,954 --> 00:33:18,623 Gaming is my escape. 659 00:33:18,665 --> 00:33:21,668 It's where I go when I wanna feel like a superhero, you know. 660 00:33:21,710 --> 00:33:23,336 Yeah, that's great. That's really good. 661 00:33:25,172 --> 00:33:29,092 I didn't even touch a controller before my accident. 662 00:33:29,134 --> 00:33:32,387 But I met an awesome community online 663 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:37,350 and, um, they helped me start a Patreon, so I could get my life back to normal. 664 00:33:37,392 --> 00:33:40,437 Well, as normal as I could. 665 00:33:40,479 --> 00:33:45,192 Starting with off-campus housing and, uh, hand controls, so I can drive again. 666 00:33:45,233 --> 00:33:46,943 Went alone for spring break, bitches. 667 00:33:46,985 --> 00:33:48,028 [chuckles] 668 00:33:50,947 --> 00:33:53,366 -Yeah, yeah. -[chuckles] 669 00:33:53,408 --> 00:33:56,119 I used to play my Game Boy all day 670 00:33:56,161 --> 00:34:00,290 when my dad and I would ride dolphins from Miami to Cuba. 671 00:34:00,332 --> 00:34:05,086 Yeah. And then I found out two months ago, that wasn't really my dad. 672 00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:06,880 [giggles] 673 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,468 One time, I took too much ecstasy at an all-night rave 674 00:34:11,510 --> 00:34:13,595 and woke up tied to an RV dressed like a fairy. 675 00:34:13,637 --> 00:34:15,806 I had so much glitter in my vagina, when I queefed, 676 00:34:15,847 --> 00:34:18,141 -it was like a Kesha concert down there. -[groans] 677 00:34:18,183 --> 00:34:20,727 -[V] Yeah, that happened. -[snorts] It was so awesome. 678 00:34:20,769 --> 00:34:23,355 -[Parker] Okay. Thanks, Diane. -[V] That's nice. Fun stuff. 679 00:34:23,396 --> 00:34:25,899 [Sloane] Glad I went first. Wow. 680 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,152 Okay, let's train. 681 00:34:29,945 --> 00:34:31,112 Cue music. 682 00:34:31,154 --> 00:34:33,114 [hip-hop music playing] 683 00:34:33,156 --> 00:34:36,618 We're going to train mentally, spiritually, physically. 684 00:34:36,660 --> 00:34:39,913 We're gonna sharpen those reflexes. Work on our communication with one another. 685 00:34:39,955 --> 00:34:43,041 -Come on, I need some help. -Boost our confidence. 686 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:46,336 And most importantly, the trust that you have in one another. 687 00:34:46,378 --> 00:34:49,172 -[groans] -Because as things currently stand... 688 00:34:50,966 --> 00:34:53,885 -you have a zero-percent chance of winning. -Great pep talk. 689 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,181 It's time to show me your killer instincts. 690 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,559 Because I want to get them out of your heads 691 00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:02,853 and get you into theirs. 692 00:35:02,894 --> 00:35:04,688 -Dick-mopper. -Bastard. 693 00:35:04,729 --> 00:35:06,940 Suck tank, you filthy cuck! 694 00:35:06,982 --> 00:35:08,900 Now, remember to keep it simple. 695 00:35:08,942 --> 00:35:11,862 The number-one objective is to destroy the enemy's orb. 696 00:35:11,903 --> 00:35:14,990 -[tennis sounds] -[grunting] 697 00:35:15,031 --> 00:35:17,701 -[groans] Dang it. -Nice backhand! 698 00:35:17,742 --> 00:35:20,120 -Get ya on the next one, though. -Lilly, who are you talking to? 699 00:35:22,330 --> 00:35:26,334 [all chanting] Go, Tommy! Go, Timmy! Go, Tommy! Go, Timmy! 700 00:35:26,376 --> 00:35:29,546 I'm gonna disembowel you and jump rope with your large intestine. 701 00:35:29,588 --> 00:35:31,506 And once I've led the cops away from your scent, 702 00:35:31,548 --> 00:35:33,300 I will feed your guts to my pet unicorn 703 00:35:33,341 --> 00:35:35,176 while crafting a necklace out of your teeth! 704 00:35:35,218 --> 00:35:36,636 ♪ What we're up against, what ♪ 705 00:35:36,678 --> 00:35:38,889 ♪ This is, this is what... ♪ 706 00:35:38,930 --> 00:35:40,932 Is he wearing Axe body spray? 707 00:35:40,974 --> 00:35:44,227 Oh, yeah, I wanted to be as authentic as possible. 708 00:35:44,269 --> 00:35:45,478 ♪ I'm that good ♪ 709 00:35:47,814 --> 00:35:49,065 ♪ I'm that good ♪ 710 00:35:51,276 --> 00:35:52,652 ♪ I'm that good ♪ 711 00:35:53,862 --> 00:35:55,614 [all] Aw... 712 00:35:55,655 --> 00:35:57,115 -[knife stabs] -[all gasp] 713 00:35:57,157 --> 00:36:00,660 -[Diane] Oh my God. -[Sloane] All right, Lilly! 714 00:36:04,706 --> 00:36:07,500 [pedestrians screaming, grunting] 715 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:09,294 -[screaming continues] -Wow. 716 00:36:09,336 --> 00:36:11,379 [Jenna cackling] 717 00:36:13,131 --> 00:36:15,342 Oh, oh, I have a game. 718 00:36:15,383 --> 00:36:17,552 We just, uh, can't play it in here. 719 00:36:17,594 --> 00:36:19,471 -[metal clanking] -[people grunting, shouting] 720 00:36:21,973 --> 00:36:24,976 -You do this every Saturday? -Every other. 721 00:36:25,018 --> 00:36:26,436 For Frodo! 722 00:36:26,478 --> 00:36:28,939 [all shouting] 723 00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:33,109 [imitates bone cracking] 724 00:36:36,237 --> 00:36:38,782 Yeah, I'm done. I'm done. 725 00:36:38,823 --> 00:36:40,033 -Yes! -Yes! 726 00:36:40,075 --> 00:36:41,159 [imitates gunshots] 727 00:36:42,035 --> 00:36:43,453 -[shouts] -[grunting] 728 00:36:45,288 --> 00:36:47,123 [Diane cackling] 729 00:36:51,503 --> 00:36:53,964 -Oh, oh, no, no, no, -[cackling] 730 00:36:54,005 --> 00:36:55,423 ♪ I'm that good ♪ 731 00:36:57,425 --> 00:36:59,219 ♪ I'm that good ♪ 732 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:02,138 That was great, guys, well done. Fantastic. 733 00:37:02,180 --> 00:37:04,057 Yeah, uh, can we do this every class? 734 00:37:04,099 --> 00:37:06,142 -Uh, I'm gonna have to talk to legal about that. -Okay. 735 00:37:09,604 --> 00:37:11,272 [Parker] Oh, not so fast. 736 00:37:11,314 --> 00:37:13,400 -[V] What's this? -It's your homework. 737 00:37:13,441 --> 00:37:15,193 -Oh, God, Battletoads? -[Parker chuckles] 738 00:37:15,235 --> 00:37:17,862 Wait, that was my favorite game when I was a kid. 739 00:37:17,904 --> 00:37:19,990 It's also one of the hardest titles ever made. 740 00:37:20,031 --> 00:37:23,284 To beat it, you have to let opportunities present themselves to you, 741 00:37:23,326 --> 00:37:25,662 instead of just diving in headfirst. 742 00:37:25,704 --> 00:37:27,831 Patience isn't exactly your strong suit, V. 743 00:37:27,872 --> 00:37:31,918 If you can learn how to take a breath, assess all of your options, 744 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,336 you could become a better player. 745 00:37:34,295 --> 00:37:35,755 And a better teammate. 746 00:37:35,797 --> 00:37:36,798 Hmm. 747 00:37:38,133 --> 00:37:39,175 Cool. 748 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:45,974 All right, we got 'em. Let's go. 749 00:37:46,016 --> 00:37:50,145 What? [laughing] 750 00:37:50,186 --> 00:37:53,106 Ooh, these dudes can't take me tonight, girl. 751 00:37:53,148 --> 00:37:55,608 Go, go, go! 752 00:37:55,650 --> 00:37:58,069 -They're coming from the left. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get 'em. 753 00:37:59,487 --> 00:38:01,197 Yes, queen! 754 00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:03,533 -Nice. -Whoo. 755 00:38:03,575 --> 00:38:05,035 Good job, babe. 756 00:38:05,076 --> 00:38:07,245 Oh, shoot. Um, it's Owen. 757 00:38:07,287 --> 00:38:11,374 -Um, for our gaming date. -Cavorting with the enemy, really? 758 00:38:11,416 --> 00:38:13,376 No, no, no, he's harmless. [chuckles] 759 00:38:13,418 --> 00:38:15,086 -Is this a male? -Yes. 760 00:38:15,128 --> 00:38:17,797 Oh, my God, he is cute. 761 00:38:17,839 --> 00:38:19,215 You are talking to this boy? 762 00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,260 V, this is progress! 763 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:24,220 Con-vagulations. 764 00:38:24,262 --> 00:38:26,806 -Ew, Indy, stop. -[Sloane and Indy laugh] 765 00:38:26,848 --> 00:38:29,684 Okay, I'll give you some privacy so you can slip into your vajamas. 766 00:38:29,726 --> 00:38:31,603 -Oh my God. -I'm out. 767 00:38:31,644 --> 00:38:33,938 Go earn that red vag of courage, girl. 768 00:38:33,980 --> 00:38:37,442 I know you got it... in you. 769 00:38:37,484 --> 00:38:40,403 -In you? Hmm. -Okay. 770 00:38:40,445 --> 00:38:41,780 -I get it, thank you. -Is that-- Hmm. 771 00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:43,323 Nope, you're-- you're good. 772 00:38:43,364 --> 00:38:45,200 You can go now. 773 00:38:45,241 --> 00:38:47,077 -Oh, my God, get away from me. Go! -Okay, okay. 774 00:38:47,118 --> 00:38:48,912 -Should I make my vag-exit? -Get out! 775 00:38:48,953 --> 00:38:50,830 God, you both are horrible. 776 00:38:50,872 --> 00:38:53,750 Okay, no one is going near my vagi-- Oh! 777 00:38:53,792 --> 00:38:55,752 -Whoa. Hi. -Hey, Owen. 778 00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,587 -Hi. -[V] What's up? 779 00:38:57,629 --> 00:38:59,297 -Do you need a moment or...? -No. No, I'm good. 780 00:38:59,339 --> 00:39:01,549 Indigo, get out! Get out. 781 00:39:01,591 --> 00:39:04,385 Um, should we start gaming? 782 00:39:04,427 --> 00:39:06,513 Uh, sure. 783 00:39:06,554 --> 00:39:08,473 Yeah, not-- not judging. 784 00:39:08,515 --> 00:39:09,724 [pop music playing] 785 00:39:09,766 --> 00:39:10,767 [Owen] After you. 786 00:39:11,810 --> 00:39:13,061 Ooh, quite the gentlemen. 787 00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:14,354 Milady. 788 00:39:16,689 --> 00:39:20,985 -All right, let's do this. -Okay, I got the guy on the left. I got him. 789 00:39:21,027 --> 00:39:23,655 -See that guy? -Yeah, yeah. I got it, I got it. 790 00:39:23,696 --> 00:39:25,198 [chuckles] Night-night. 791 00:39:25,240 --> 00:39:27,492 -Leave some for me. -Only if you can keep up. 792 00:39:28,868 --> 00:39:31,121 Oh, that kid was trash. 793 00:39:32,205 --> 00:39:33,915 -That's yours? -Yep, I got it. 794 00:39:33,957 --> 00:39:35,875 Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo! 795 00:39:35,917 --> 00:39:39,337 I'm gonna hide over here and then you can jump out. 796 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:40,713 -Now, now, now. Go, go, go. -Okay, I got it. 797 00:39:40,755 --> 00:39:42,132 -Yeah, send it. -All right. 798 00:39:42,173 --> 00:39:44,467 -Boom. There we go. -[chuckles] 799 00:39:44,509 --> 00:39:47,137 -That guy got smoked. -All right, that's you, that's you. 800 00:39:48,555 --> 00:39:49,806 Well, look at that. 801 00:39:49,848 --> 00:39:51,724 You get a nap and you get a nap. 802 00:39:51,766 --> 00:39:53,268 Yeah, that's yours. He's trash. He's trash. 803 00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,062 -Get it. -Get it. 804 00:39:56,104 --> 00:39:57,647 -Get it. -Get it. 805 00:39:57,689 --> 00:39:59,899 -Get it! -[laughing] 806 00:39:59,941 --> 00:40:01,151 Let's go! Come on. 807 00:40:02,569 --> 00:40:04,612 -Yes! -[chuckles] Whoo! 808 00:40:04,654 --> 00:40:07,532 You know, you're not bad at this game, Owen. 809 00:40:07,574 --> 00:40:10,243 -There's a reason why I'm ranked higher than you. -[chuckles] Whatever. 810 00:40:10,285 --> 00:40:12,162 Ooh, ooh, ooh, mine! 811 00:40:12,203 --> 00:40:14,164 No. Mine! 812 00:40:15,665 --> 00:40:17,250 Too slow, buddy. 813 00:40:17,292 --> 00:40:18,918 [laughs] 814 00:40:18,960 --> 00:40:20,795 I like the way you slay. 815 00:40:20,837 --> 00:40:23,464 You're not so bad yourself. 816 00:40:23,506 --> 00:40:27,302 -It's, uh-- It's been nice to just play, you know? -Yeah. 817 00:40:27,343 --> 00:40:31,181 Feel like lately I'm forced to game like my life depends on it. 818 00:40:32,098 --> 00:40:34,184 And I guess it kind of does. 819 00:40:34,225 --> 00:40:37,812 For the record, I love the damage we do as teammates. 820 00:40:37,854 --> 00:40:39,731 Oh, what could have been. 821 00:40:41,691 --> 00:40:43,776 We spent a lot of time together at practice, 822 00:40:43,818 --> 00:40:50,325 but we never actually spent time together, you know? 823 00:40:51,034 --> 00:40:52,577 I do know. 824 00:40:52,619 --> 00:40:54,078 I totally know, yeah. 825 00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:57,081 We should do it more. 826 00:40:57,999 --> 00:41:00,084 But, like, in person. [chuckles] 827 00:41:00,126 --> 00:41:02,921 Totally, I-- I'd like that. 828 00:41:02,962 --> 00:41:05,256 That-- That'd be nice. 829 00:41:06,174 --> 00:41:07,967 And thank you. 830 00:41:08,009 --> 00:41:09,552 For what? 831 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:13,181 For not being one of the bad guys. 832 00:41:17,852 --> 00:41:20,355 So, uh, I'm gonna go. 833 00:41:20,396 --> 00:41:21,856 Right, yeah. 834 00:41:21,898 --> 00:41:24,025 Uh, okay. 835 00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:26,819 Well, it was, uh, good to see you. 836 00:41:27,862 --> 00:41:29,697 -Bye, Owen. -All right. Bye. 837 00:41:29,739 --> 00:41:32,033 ♪ I've got a crush on you ♪ 838 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:35,745 ♪ I feel like a child Oh, I can't help but smile ♪ 839 00:41:35,787 --> 00:41:39,499 ♪ When you walk in the room ♪ 840 00:41:39,540 --> 00:41:42,543 ♪ I've got a crush on you ♪ 841 00:41:42,585 --> 00:41:44,420 ♪ I've got a crush on you ♪ 842 00:41:44,462 --> 00:41:46,547 [Lilly giggles] 843 00:41:46,589 --> 00:41:48,675 Okay, purple's my power color. Give it up. 844 00:41:48,716 --> 00:41:52,053 -Yes, it is. -I love my patrons and their money. 845 00:41:52,095 --> 00:41:53,304 [chuckles] Thank you, Jenna. 846 00:41:53,346 --> 00:41:54,847 [Parker] All righty, all right. 847 00:41:54,889 --> 00:41:57,183 Settle down. 848 00:41:57,225 --> 00:42:00,019 All right, today, we're switching things up. 849 00:42:00,061 --> 00:42:02,647 After seeing you in action and learning your strengths, I've got a plan. 850 00:42:02,689 --> 00:42:03,982 Sloane, 851 00:42:05,775 --> 00:42:07,110 you're our new support. 852 00:42:07,151 --> 00:42:10,154 You need to protect our carry. You're here to serve. 853 00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:11,781 -Like bottoming? -Yes. 854 00:42:11,823 --> 00:42:13,116 [all laughing] 855 00:42:14,701 --> 00:42:18,037 [Parker] Jenna, you're our carry. High damage, low defense. 856 00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:20,206 Dish pain from a distance, but never get caught alone. 857 00:42:20,248 --> 00:42:21,916 We need you for every single team fight. 858 00:42:21,958 --> 00:42:25,044 -Sweet abs. -I'd do him. 859 00:42:25,086 --> 00:42:29,716 All right, focus. Lilly, meet Kallari. You're jungling. 860 00:42:29,757 --> 00:42:32,427 You're our ninja assassin. Means you have to murder from behind. 861 00:42:32,468 --> 00:42:34,721 Yes, I get to gank. 862 00:42:34,762 --> 00:42:37,265 Diane, you command the off lane. 863 00:42:37,307 --> 00:42:39,142 Your mission: absorb their front line. 864 00:42:39,183 --> 00:42:41,769 -All right. -Do not lose a tower 865 00:42:41,811 --> 00:42:43,521 and be ready for those team fights. 866 00:42:43,563 --> 00:42:45,565 Rum-pum-pum, pum-pum, pum. 867 00:42:45,606 --> 00:42:48,443 And V, cast from the middle. 868 00:42:48,484 --> 00:42:52,113 -Guard the Axis, you're our quarterback. -These are all new roles. 869 00:42:52,155 --> 00:42:56,159 Is this really the time to experiment with our champions and positions? 870 00:42:56,200 --> 00:43:00,788 If you wanna win, you have to adapt. What's it gonna be? 871 00:43:12,050 --> 00:43:14,427 [cheering] 872 00:43:20,433 --> 00:43:23,478 Oh, he's on my ass. He's freaking eating my ass right now. 873 00:43:23,519 --> 00:43:27,273 God. Lilly, he is mining my Moria. 874 00:43:27,315 --> 00:43:28,941 -Okay, you're on me. -All ready. 875 00:43:28,983 --> 00:43:32,737 Three, two, one, yes! 876 00:43:32,779 --> 00:43:34,947 -[Diane] Taste the rainbow, bitch! -Yeah, that was so good. 877 00:43:34,989 --> 00:43:36,949 -That was awesome. -Yes. 878 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:45,833 -Dude, we can't give these chicks the satisfaction. -We're not going to. 879 00:43:45,875 --> 00:43:52,006 -[Parker] Keep up the tempo, you've got 'em. -Losing con-- I c-can't... 880 00:43:52,048 --> 00:43:54,217 -Did they just pull their own plug? -We lost power. 881 00:43:54,258 --> 00:43:55,551 Hey, a win's a win. 882 00:44:11,526 --> 00:44:14,529 [all cheering] 883 00:44:20,410 --> 00:44:22,703 All right, guys, let's go. 884 00:44:22,745 --> 00:44:26,124 One, two, three. 885 00:44:26,165 --> 00:44:27,166 [Dustin] Hand jobs. 886 00:44:29,001 --> 00:44:31,879 -Forget about 'em. Let's go. -I just-- I kill myself. 887 00:44:31,921 --> 00:44:34,799 -[Beta member] You nailed it! -[Jenna] What are they doing here? 888 00:44:34,841 --> 00:44:36,634 [starting buzzer sounds] 889 00:44:36,676 --> 00:44:40,346 [Parker] Come on, that's it. High energy. 890 00:44:40,388 --> 00:44:42,598 Let's get those builds going, guys. 891 00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:44,225 [Sloane] Guys, less floating around. 892 00:44:44,267 --> 00:44:45,852 Defense. 893 00:44:45,893 --> 00:44:47,603 -[V] Going mid. -I'll go left. 894 00:44:47,645 --> 00:44:50,189 -I got my full build. Let's go. -Commit. Commit. 895 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,403 [groans] 896 00:44:55,445 --> 00:44:57,488 All right, let's keep it together, guys. Come on. 897 00:44:58,656 --> 00:45:00,199 They're all over me right now, guys. 898 00:45:01,325 --> 00:45:03,828 Somebody please come to the middle right now. 899 00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:05,580 V, V, I don't see you. 900 00:45:05,621 --> 00:45:08,708 -No! -Whoo, yes! 901 00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:11,461 -[Diane groans] -[Betas groan sarcastically] 902 00:45:11,502 --> 00:45:13,921 -[Dustin] So sad. -Lilly, we need wards to see where they are. 903 00:45:13,963 --> 00:45:15,923 Okay, I'm on it. 904 00:45:19,844 --> 00:45:24,682 Surprise. I'm going to chop your head off and I'm gonna eat your arm for breakfast. 905 00:45:24,724 --> 00:45:26,309 It's gonna be so delicious. 906 00:45:26,350 --> 00:45:29,896 -Oh, my God! -[slurping, chuckles] 907 00:45:29,937 --> 00:45:32,023 [Parker] All right, all right, all right. Get it. 908 00:45:32,064 --> 00:45:33,608 Don't let them take our tower. 909 00:45:33,649 --> 00:45:34,775 Let's go, let's go. 910 00:45:36,235 --> 00:45:38,905 [whimpers] Dang it. 911 00:45:38,946 --> 00:45:40,573 They've cleared out our jungle of minions. 912 00:45:40,615 --> 00:45:42,450 Hey, where's our defense? 913 00:45:43,534 --> 00:45:45,328 Guess it's time for offense. 914 00:45:46,579 --> 00:45:48,539 V, don't drift to the top. 915 00:45:48,581 --> 00:45:50,374 [Diane] You're in my lane, V. 916 00:45:50,416 --> 00:45:53,294 V, the game plan. Don't force it. 917 00:45:53,336 --> 00:45:55,171 [Sloane] V, we need you back in the middle. 918 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:57,423 Trust me, I've got eyes on the orb. 919 00:45:59,050 --> 00:46:00,885 [Sloane] Seriously, we need you over here. 920 00:46:00,927 --> 00:46:02,637 [V] Relax, I've got this. 921 00:46:06,057 --> 00:46:08,518 -Shit. -[Betas exclaiming] 922 00:46:08,559 --> 00:46:10,811 -Yeah, that's right. -[Diane] Guys, they're all over us. 923 00:46:10,853 --> 00:46:12,480 [Jenna] They're gonna take the orb. 924 00:46:12,522 --> 00:46:14,815 -[Parker] Come on, we got this. -No, no, no. 925 00:46:15,900 --> 00:46:19,195 [Linux players laughing, whooping] 926 00:46:21,197 --> 00:46:22,823 -God. So close. -So close. 927 00:46:22,865 --> 00:46:25,451 -[Linux player 1] Gonna cry. -[laughter] 928 00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:27,662 [Beta player] "8-Bits"? 0-Bits. 929 00:46:30,998 --> 00:46:34,710 Well, how am I supposed to be dealing damage when absolutely nobody is covering me? 930 00:46:34,752 --> 00:46:36,629 Well, I don't know. Jenna was there. 931 00:46:36,671 --> 00:46:38,965 -Yeah, Jenna was asleep at the wheel. -Hey! 932 00:46:39,006 --> 00:46:42,552 Whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, tiger. This was not bad at all. 933 00:46:42,593 --> 00:46:45,680 -There were some solid combos. -Combos? Who cares? 934 00:46:45,721 --> 00:46:47,682 We just got snowballed by those ass-goblins. 935 00:46:47,723 --> 00:46:51,477 Yeah, no shit, maybe stop playing for yourself, Dustin. 936 00:46:53,187 --> 00:46:55,356 [Parker] All right, all right, everyone, just get dressed, okay. 937 00:46:55,398 --> 00:46:59,527 We can talk about this outside. V, a word? 938 00:47:01,070 --> 00:47:03,864 -Yeah. -You care to tell me what the hell you're doing out there? 939 00:47:03,906 --> 00:47:06,367 -I was trying to win the game. -Not for us, you weren't. 940 00:47:06,409 --> 00:47:10,162 Look, the game plan that I put into place did not call for you playing hero. 941 00:47:10,204 --> 00:47:12,915 Your impatience let the whole team down. 942 00:47:12,957 --> 00:47:14,500 Are we done? 943 00:47:14,542 --> 00:47:17,503 We will be, you wanna keep going rogue. 944 00:47:21,924 --> 00:47:23,968 Hi. How's it going? 945 00:47:24,802 --> 00:47:26,762 -Good. -Walk with me. 946 00:47:27,722 --> 00:47:30,558 Uh, you're not recording me, are you? 947 00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:33,436 -What, no. -Okay, good, good. 948 00:47:33,477 --> 00:47:40,067 Yeah, so, uh, been informed that your little team's making some waves around here on campus. 949 00:47:40,109 --> 00:47:43,112 Also been informed that what I told you before, 950 00:47:43,154 --> 00:47:46,699 I was not allowed to tell you. [chuckles] 951 00:47:46,741 --> 00:47:50,119 I got sat down with the athletic director and a board of trustees 952 00:47:50,161 --> 00:47:52,371 and we went over the situation here at Barrett 953 00:47:52,413 --> 00:47:54,540 and I've come to the conclusion they don't know what the hell 954 00:47:54,582 --> 00:47:56,667 they're talking about. [laughing] 955 00:47:56,709 --> 00:47:59,211 But I've been forced to make some changes, 956 00:47:59,253 --> 00:48:04,091 and come next year, Barrett will be only funding one eSports team, 957 00:48:04,133 --> 00:48:06,677 which means it's either you or the Betas, 958 00:48:06,719 --> 00:48:08,054 which probably means it's the Betas, right? 959 00:48:08,095 --> 00:48:10,139 What about my scholarship? 960 00:48:10,181 --> 00:48:12,808 Yeah, uh, well, unless you win, 961 00:48:12,850 --> 00:48:16,395 I would be forced to cancel that, which makes me sad. 962 00:48:16,437 --> 00:48:18,814 But doesn't rock the boat which makes me happy. 963 00:48:18,856 --> 00:48:20,858 Wait, if we win on Tuesday, 964 00:48:20,900 --> 00:48:23,361 then we'll make it to the national championships. 965 00:48:23,402 --> 00:48:24,945 Get real, I did my research. 966 00:48:24,987 --> 00:48:26,989 You're playing the Kansas City Kong, 967 00:48:27,031 --> 00:48:29,325 the second-ranked eSports team in the nation. 968 00:48:29,367 --> 00:48:31,410 [inhales sharply] 969 00:48:31,452 --> 00:48:33,496 Good luck. Toodle-oo. 970 00:48:33,537 --> 00:48:35,039 Girl power, everybody. 971 00:48:35,081 --> 00:48:36,749 Let's go! 972 00:48:37,333 --> 00:48:38,918 Girl power! 973 00:48:40,711 --> 00:48:43,798 So, you're saying we have to beat the Kong, 974 00:48:43,839 --> 00:48:45,549 or we're kicked out of Barrett forever. 975 00:48:45,591 --> 00:48:47,885 My life as I know it is toast. 976 00:48:47,927 --> 00:48:50,680 Wait, the Dean can't just cancel us like that, right? 977 00:48:50,721 --> 00:48:52,348 Why not? He's totally out to get me. 978 00:48:52,390 --> 00:48:56,727 -Us. Out to get us. -Whatever, sure, Sloane. 979 00:48:56,769 --> 00:48:59,271 Okay, look, we need to double up on practices, all right? 980 00:48:59,313 --> 00:49:00,981 I can't. I have work study. 981 00:49:01,023 --> 00:49:03,651 Yeah, I'm maxed too, V. 982 00:49:03,693 --> 00:49:07,029 If I don't log those 30 streaming hours a week, I lose my sponsors 983 00:49:07,071 --> 00:49:09,490 and news flash, I like money. 984 00:49:09,532 --> 00:49:12,952 -Yeah, V, I barely have time to take a dump. -Oh, my God. 985 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:15,454 Did you guys know sea otters hold hands while they're sleeping 986 00:49:15,496 --> 00:49:17,623 to prevent themselves from drifting apart. 987 00:49:17,665 --> 00:49:19,291 -Aw... -Oh. Really? 988 00:49:19,333 --> 00:49:20,501 -[Lilly] Yeah. -[Diane] That's so cute. 989 00:49:20,543 --> 00:49:22,169 What planet are you all on? 990 00:49:22,211 --> 00:49:23,963 Jesus Christ, V! It's not just about you. 991 00:49:24,004 --> 00:49:26,757 -Never said it was. -You literally just said that. 992 00:49:26,799 --> 00:49:30,428 Look around, V, this is your clan! 993 00:49:30,469 --> 00:49:33,055 This is what we always wanted, a team. 994 00:49:33,097 --> 00:49:35,683 Yeah. I understand that. But it all goes away, 995 00:49:35,725 --> 00:49:38,477 if I don't go to the championship. Okay? 996 00:49:38,519 --> 00:49:41,564 I have everything riding on this scholarship. You don't understand-- 997 00:49:41,605 --> 00:49:45,109 I don't understand? My scholarship is on the line too, 998 00:49:45,151 --> 00:49:49,488 and yet somehow you're the one complaining about how unfair the world is to you. 999 00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:53,826 Are you guys about to fight? Because if so, I would love to livestream this. 1000 00:49:53,868 --> 00:49:57,413 -So, if you guys could start that dialogue over-- -Cut the cameras, Professor X. 1001 00:49:57,455 --> 00:50:00,082 -Okay, say that again, giant! -Fee-fi-fo-fum! 1002 00:50:00,124 --> 00:50:02,918 -You and your stupid influencing. -Hey, hey, stop fighting, guys! 1003 00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:05,671 Hey, no one cares about your followers, Jenna! 1004 00:50:05,713 --> 00:50:07,882 [chattering, arguing] 1005 00:50:07,923 --> 00:50:09,842 Enough! Stop! 1006 00:50:09,884 --> 00:50:11,552 This is not okay! 1007 00:50:15,723 --> 00:50:16,849 Wow. 1008 00:50:20,394 --> 00:50:23,814 Just-- Everyone, take a deep breath. 1009 00:50:26,066 --> 00:50:27,943 You're all taking this team for granted. 1010 00:50:29,236 --> 00:50:31,155 We need to start from the beginning, young Jedi. 1011 00:50:33,783 --> 00:50:36,035 Sorry, technically, we'd be called "Padawans". 1012 00:50:37,369 --> 00:50:38,662 Padawans it is. 1013 00:50:40,039 --> 00:50:41,874 [Diane] Whoa, she has a garage here? 1014 00:50:41,916 --> 00:50:44,668 All right, I don't come back here anymore. 1015 00:50:44,710 --> 00:50:47,463 But I think it's time to share with you guys. 1016 00:50:58,015 --> 00:51:01,477 -[all gasping] -[Lilly] Oh, my God. 1017 00:51:05,898 --> 00:51:08,442 Parker, you've been totally holding out on us. 1018 00:51:08,484 --> 00:51:10,110 I think I just lost my mind. 1019 00:51:10,152 --> 00:51:12,571 I think I just creamed my cords. 1020 00:51:12,613 --> 00:51:15,908 Look at all these ancient games, guys. It's like a museum. 1021 00:51:15,950 --> 00:51:18,118 [shudders] 1022 00:51:18,160 --> 00:51:19,745 -[grunting] -Let's, uh-- 1023 00:51:19,787 --> 00:51:22,248 Let's play it and not impregnate it. 1024 00:51:22,998 --> 00:51:25,709 Turtles. And ninjas. 1025 00:51:25,751 --> 00:51:29,338 Ninja Turtles is literally the Reese's Peanut Butter Cup of heroes. 1026 00:51:29,380 --> 00:51:32,341 Only the best coin-operated team game of all time. 1027 00:51:32,383 --> 00:51:33,551 [gasps] 1028 00:51:35,010 --> 00:51:37,847 [gasps] Contra. 1029 00:51:37,888 --> 00:51:40,599 My dad used to play this with me all the time. It was his favorite. 1030 00:51:40,641 --> 00:51:43,102 Oh, it's a classic, too. Wait... 1031 00:51:43,143 --> 00:51:49,149 [both] Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, start. 1032 00:51:49,942 --> 00:51:52,570 Everyone, listen up. 1033 00:51:52,611 --> 00:51:56,991 It is time to reignite the fire inside of you like you're a kid again. 1034 00:51:57,032 --> 00:51:58,701 Or a Padawan. 1035 00:51:58,742 --> 00:52:00,995 Play till your fingers bleed. 1036 00:52:01,036 --> 00:52:02,162 [exclaims, laughs] 1037 00:52:02,204 --> 00:52:03,956 [chuckles] Awesome. 1038 00:52:04,665 --> 00:52:07,042 [Diane] Whoo! Yeah! 1039 00:52:08,919 --> 00:52:10,546 [cheering] 1040 00:52:10,588 --> 00:52:12,047 Go, Sloane. Yes! Yeah! 1041 00:52:15,467 --> 00:52:18,304 [cackling] Yeah! Whoo! 1042 00:52:20,306 --> 00:52:22,600 -Hit that. -Chug the mug! 1043 00:52:22,641 --> 00:52:24,518 -[Lilly laughs] -Oh, God! 1044 00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,687 [Diane] Chug, chug, chug. [whooping] 1045 00:52:28,939 --> 00:52:31,817 Yeah! Yeah! Go, Sloane! 1046 00:52:31,859 --> 00:52:32,735 Whoo! 1047 00:52:36,363 --> 00:52:38,032 [yowls] 1048 00:52:38,073 --> 00:52:40,534 -[grunts] -I am a rock god! 1049 00:52:40,576 --> 00:52:42,745 [all cheering] 1050 00:52:42,786 --> 00:52:45,205 [sighs] We killed that one, yeah. 1051 00:52:45,247 --> 00:52:46,999 [Jenna] Okay, okay, okay. 1052 00:52:47,041 --> 00:52:48,167 GoldenEye. 1053 00:52:48,208 --> 00:52:50,336 "License to Kill" scenario. 1054 00:52:51,670 --> 00:52:53,672 Ho. Halt, knave! 1055 00:52:53,714 --> 00:52:55,549 How dare you blow on the cartridge! 1056 00:52:55,591 --> 00:52:57,509 Moisture in your breath will rust the game. 1057 00:52:57,551 --> 00:52:59,053 Oh, please! 1058 00:52:59,094 --> 00:53:03,015 How about slappers-only mode, no guns, 1059 00:53:03,057 --> 00:53:06,060 just good old-fashioned slapping the shit out of each other. 1060 00:53:07,102 --> 00:53:08,938 -Put it in. -Ooh, okay. 1061 00:53:08,979 --> 00:53:12,024 -[Jenna] Dibs on Oddjob. -Dibs on Boris. 1062 00:53:12,066 --> 00:53:13,567 -[Diane] Who wants to play? -[Lilly] I do. 1063 00:53:13,609 --> 00:53:15,736 [Diane] You Soviets are going down. 1064 00:53:19,949 --> 00:53:22,493 I wouldn't get too close if I were you. 1065 00:53:22,534 --> 00:53:25,162 I've got a couple of colorful ghosts to avoid-- 1066 00:53:25,204 --> 00:53:28,207 in this game and, metaphorically, from my past. 1067 00:53:28,248 --> 00:53:30,876 Hmm, wow. That's deep. 1068 00:53:30,918 --> 00:53:33,337 Oh, yeah, I'm a little buzzed. 1069 00:53:33,379 --> 00:53:38,300 Well, so, when you were googling me, 1070 00:53:38,342 --> 00:53:42,346 did you happen to read that I dropped out of Barrett after I sold my first game? 1071 00:53:42,388 --> 00:53:45,391 -Wow. -And look at me now. 1072 00:53:45,432 --> 00:53:47,226 I am almost 40, and I'm still trying 1073 00:53:47,267 --> 00:53:51,313 to figure out how Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man bone. 1074 00:53:51,355 --> 00:53:54,733 'Cause there's a Pac-Man Jr. so it has to have happened. 1075 00:53:54,775 --> 00:53:59,738 So, you, didn't share in that first day of practice? 1076 00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:01,156 I remember. 1077 00:54:02,324 --> 00:54:05,035 What made you fall in love with gaming? 1078 00:54:05,077 --> 00:54:09,289 Well, I wasn't allowed to game, growing up. 1079 00:54:09,331 --> 00:54:11,875 Took a while to break my parents. 1080 00:54:11,917 --> 00:54:14,920 They still don't tolerate my obsession. 1081 00:54:14,962 --> 00:54:20,551 Um, my dad calls me a loser, who's going nowhere in life. 1082 00:54:20,592 --> 00:54:21,677 [chuckles] 1083 00:54:23,095 --> 00:54:26,598 Yeah, so if I don't win, I'm gonna have to go home 1084 00:54:26,640 --> 00:54:29,727 and apologize for following my dreams. 1085 00:54:34,189 --> 00:54:36,900 We have to win on Tuesday, Parker. 1086 00:54:37,943 --> 00:54:40,362 -[Sloane] Lilly... -[automatic gunfire] 1087 00:54:40,404 --> 00:54:42,531 -[Sloane] Hey, we said no guns. -Uh, just a... 1088 00:54:43,949 --> 00:54:46,869 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. Who's seen The Wizard? 1089 00:54:47,828 --> 00:54:49,455 Like Wizard of Oz? 1090 00:54:49,496 --> 00:54:52,750 -Fred Savage. -Who? 1091 00:54:52,791 --> 00:54:56,670 Video Armageddon! [roars] 1092 00:54:56,712 --> 00:55:00,049 -Guys, it's a classic. Really? -[sniffs] Ugh. 1093 00:55:00,090 --> 00:55:02,176 All right, well, let's watch it. 1094 00:55:02,217 --> 00:55:03,886 -[Sloane] Yeah, okay. Turn it on. -Yes? 1095 00:55:03,927 --> 00:55:05,971 -Sure. -Come on, sourpuss. 1096 00:55:06,013 --> 00:55:07,097 Let's cheer you up. 1097 00:55:10,601 --> 00:55:12,895 -Let's see him beat that. -Okay, I like this movie. 1098 00:55:12,936 --> 00:55:16,148 -Told you. -Um, I thought it was gonna be cringe, 1099 00:55:16,190 --> 00:55:18,525 but it's actually pretty dope. 1100 00:55:18,567 --> 00:55:21,904 Can't believe they made a movie about people who play video games. 1101 00:55:23,280 --> 00:55:24,698 This movie's so wizard. 1102 00:55:30,496 --> 00:55:33,123 What is he? Some kind of freak or something? 1103 00:55:33,165 --> 00:55:35,375 That's it. 1104 00:55:35,417 --> 00:55:39,338 -[child] Hey! You conned me. -[Corey] I didn't. I won the bet. 1105 00:55:39,379 --> 00:55:42,549 Uh, guys, I'll be right back. You do not want to miss this part. 1106 00:55:47,846 --> 00:55:50,849 -I think this is the part where Fred gets savage. -[Sloane] Mmm. 1107 00:55:52,726 --> 00:55:54,728 V, wait, where are you going? 1108 00:55:54,770 --> 00:55:56,980 V! 1109 00:55:57,022 --> 00:55:59,566 What are we even doing? We're wasting time. 1110 00:55:59,608 --> 00:56:02,444 -We're bonding, we're letting loose. -I wanna go pro. 1111 00:56:02,486 --> 00:56:05,155 I don't have anything else and you guys are in there 1112 00:56:05,197 --> 00:56:07,157 dry-humping old pinball machines. 1113 00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:12,121 When I fell off Rainbow Road, you know what I said? 1114 00:56:12,162 --> 00:56:14,998 I said, "Lakitu, I don't even need another life." 1115 00:56:15,040 --> 00:56:17,251 I let that red shell just knock me right off my track. 1116 00:56:17,292 --> 00:56:22,256 Lakitu, red shells? You're drunk! What's your point? 1117 00:56:22,297 --> 00:56:27,803 [sighs] Look, I-- What I'm trying to say is just don't do what I did, V. 1118 00:56:27,845 --> 00:56:30,264 Don't assume you can do this all on your own. 1119 00:56:30,305 --> 00:56:33,100 You've got a team and they love you. 1120 00:56:33,142 --> 00:56:35,561 And if you're pushing away the people that love you, 1121 00:56:35,602 --> 00:56:37,729 then what happens if you, with gaming-- 1122 00:56:37,771 --> 00:56:39,606 You can't even enjoy it with anybody. 1123 00:56:40,566 --> 00:56:41,817 You will regret it. 1124 00:56:42,568 --> 00:56:43,986 I know I did. 1125 00:56:46,947 --> 00:56:48,407 It's cold. I gotta go. 1126 00:56:50,159 --> 00:56:53,162 [♪ CYN: "Growing Up"] 1127 00:56:53,203 --> 00:56:56,165 ♪ It's 6:00 a.m. And you're awake ♪ 1128 00:56:56,206 --> 00:56:59,251 ♪ I'm barely getting any sleep These days ♪ 1129 00:56:59,293 --> 00:57:01,962 ♪ You need me now Don't wanna wait ♪ 1130 00:57:02,004 --> 00:57:05,174 ♪ Got a lot of questions On that brain ♪ 1131 00:57:05,215 --> 00:57:07,926 ♪ Every day is not a walk In the park ♪ 1132 00:57:07,968 --> 00:57:11,263 ♪ Sometimes you'll feel like You're lost in the dark ♪ 1133 00:57:11,305 --> 00:57:13,849 ♪ No matter how The pieces fall ♪ 1134 00:57:13,891 --> 00:57:16,560 ♪ This love's unconditional ♪ 1135 00:57:16,602 --> 00:57:19,980 ♪ So break some glass Come home late ♪ 1136 00:57:20,022 --> 00:57:22,900 ♪ Say some things That you don't mean ♪ 1137 00:57:22,941 --> 00:57:25,944 ♪ It's okay Make mistakes ♪ 1138 00:57:25,986 --> 00:57:27,988 ♪ Misbehave ♪ 1139 00:57:28,030 --> 00:57:31,033 ♪ As long as you say sorry ♪ 1140 00:57:31,074 --> 00:57:33,660 ♪ When you hurt somebody ♪ 1141 00:57:33,702 --> 00:57:38,415 ♪ It's better to be patient When you've got something ♪ 1142 00:57:38,457 --> 00:57:39,958 ♪ New to learn ♪ 1143 00:57:40,000 --> 00:57:43,128 ♪ And fearlessly be honest... ♪ 1144 00:57:43,170 --> 00:57:44,922 Thought I'd find you here. 1145 00:57:46,256 --> 00:57:47,758 Not too difficult. 1146 00:57:47,799 --> 00:57:49,259 Stuck working the hole. 1147 00:57:49,301 --> 00:57:53,055 -Pumped for tomorrow? -Can I help you find something? 1148 00:57:54,681 --> 00:57:58,018 No, I-- I was just coming to hang, you know. 1149 00:57:58,060 --> 00:58:01,730 Wish you good luck for tomorrow. Whatever happens, you should be proud. 1150 00:58:01,772 --> 00:58:03,565 Proud doesn't pay tuition. 1151 00:58:03,607 --> 00:58:06,151 We lose, it's all over. 1152 00:58:06,193 --> 00:58:09,279 Come on, that's-- that's not true. 1153 00:58:09,321 --> 00:58:11,615 Look, you don't get it, do you? 1154 00:58:11,657 --> 00:58:13,700 I'm on my last life here. 1155 00:58:13,742 --> 00:58:15,535 I get it. Totally get it. 1156 00:58:16,578 --> 00:58:21,083 Hey, I'm not one of the bad guys, remember? 1157 00:58:21,124 --> 00:58:23,585 No, you just game with them. 1158 00:58:23,627 --> 00:58:27,589 ♪ It's okay Make mistakes, misbehave ♪ 1159 00:58:27,631 --> 00:58:29,174 Okay, I guess. 1160 00:58:29,216 --> 00:58:31,218 ♪ It's better to be patient ♪ 1161 00:58:31,260 --> 00:58:34,137 ♪ When I've got something New to learn ♪ 1162 00:58:34,179 --> 00:58:37,015 ♪ I'll fearlessly be honest ♪ 1163 00:58:37,057 --> 00:58:38,684 ♪ 'Cause I love you ♪ 1164 00:58:38,725 --> 00:58:40,560 [sighs] Shit. 1165 00:58:40,602 --> 00:58:42,896 ♪ Just promise me You'll take your time ♪ 1166 00:58:42,938 --> 00:58:46,191 ♪ When it comes to Growing up ♪ 1167 00:58:46,233 --> 00:58:49,069 ♪ Promise me You'll take your time ♪ 1168 00:58:49,111 --> 00:58:52,072 ♪ When it comes to Growing up ♪ 1169 00:58:52,114 --> 00:58:54,449 All right, we win this, we go to nationals. 1170 00:58:54,491 --> 00:58:57,160 -All right, three, two, one. Here we go. -8-Bits on three. 1171 00:58:57,202 --> 00:58:59,079 [all] Ooh, Kong! 1172 00:58:59,121 --> 00:59:01,039 One, two, three. 1173 00:59:01,081 --> 00:59:02,708 [all] 8-Bits! [cheering] 1174 00:59:03,709 --> 00:59:05,502 -[Parker] Let's go. -[Diane splutters] 1175 00:59:09,339 --> 00:59:12,551 [Kong coach] Come on, Kong. Lose this, and we go back to Kansas City. 1176 00:59:12,592 --> 00:59:15,804 -Nobody wants to go there. -Hey, is she okay? 1177 00:59:16,847 --> 00:59:18,348 [Sloane] She doesn't look okay to me. 1178 00:59:20,142 --> 00:59:21,560 I don't know. 1179 00:59:24,521 --> 00:59:25,564 [Sloane] I got it. 1180 00:59:28,191 --> 00:59:29,693 All right, come on, guys. We got this. 1181 00:59:29,735 --> 00:59:31,486 [Kong coach] Keep those health bars up. 1182 00:59:31,528 --> 00:59:33,697 Let's go! Eyes on the prize, guys. 1183 00:59:33,739 --> 00:59:35,324 [Parker] There you go Sloane, keep up the pressure. 1184 00:59:37,868 --> 00:59:39,328 Psst! Hey. 1185 00:59:42,998 --> 00:59:45,000 [Diane] Enjoy my back-alley lobotomy, bitch. 1186 00:59:47,461 --> 00:59:49,171 -Sweet combo. -Milady. 1187 00:59:49,212 --> 00:59:50,797 No mercy for the weak, Diane. 1188 00:59:50,839 --> 00:59:53,091 -Easy, Cobra Kai! -Back off, pencil dick. 1189 00:59:55,135 --> 00:59:56,178 [Diane] Crap, I'm low. 1190 00:59:57,304 --> 00:59:58,722 [Sloane] Got you covered, Diane. 1191 00:59:59,514 --> 01:00:01,224 Okay, focus, everyone. 1192 01:00:03,977 --> 01:00:06,646 What the hell? V, stay in your lane. 1193 01:00:07,689 --> 01:00:09,274 [V] Whatever you say, Sloane. 1194 01:00:15,781 --> 01:00:19,993 -[gasps] Oh, my God! -[Parker] Damn it, V, that guy came from your lane. 1195 01:00:20,035 --> 01:00:21,828 [Kong player 1] Use your ultimate. Now, it's up! 1196 01:00:24,122 --> 01:00:26,958 -[game narrator] An ally has been slain. -[groans] 1197 01:00:30,962 --> 01:00:32,255 [Parker] V, defend the tower. 1198 01:00:33,673 --> 01:00:36,176 [Sloane] V, get over here. We need you. 1199 01:00:36,218 --> 01:00:37,677 [V] Get off my back. 1200 01:00:37,719 --> 01:00:39,846 [Sloane] Stop farming minions and help. 1201 01:00:39,888 --> 01:00:41,640 [Parker] V, help your team out. 1202 01:00:41,681 --> 01:00:43,058 [Sloane] V, come on. 1203 01:00:50,816 --> 01:00:53,819 -[Kong player 2] Focus the healer. Take the shot. -[Kong player 3] On it. 1204 01:00:56,363 --> 01:00:58,031 [Sloane] Follow me, boys. 1205 01:00:58,073 --> 01:01:00,492 [Kong player 1] This healer thinks she can outrun us. 1206 01:01:02,119 --> 01:01:03,829 [Sloane] Coming, just keep coming. 1207 01:01:03,870 --> 01:01:05,664 Come meet my friend. 1208 01:01:06,415 --> 01:01:07,541 Wait, what are you doing? 1209 01:01:09,626 --> 01:01:10,836 Sloane? 1210 01:01:12,087 --> 01:01:13,880 [game narrator] An enemy has been slain. 1211 01:01:13,922 --> 01:01:15,799 [Kong player 1] Come on, finish the job. 1212 01:01:15,841 --> 01:01:17,926 -[Kong player 2] Kill her. -[Kong player 1] Nice kill. 1213 01:01:17,968 --> 01:01:19,845 [game narrator] An enemy has been slain. 1214 01:01:19,886 --> 01:01:21,847 [Sloane] Someone had to bring the game to you. 1215 01:01:21,888 --> 01:01:23,640 Avenge me. 1216 01:01:23,682 --> 01:01:25,517 [chuckles] 1217 01:01:25,559 --> 01:01:27,936 -[Diane] Get him, V. -[Lilly] He's the only one left. 1218 01:01:27,978 --> 01:01:31,022 [Kong coach] Guys, she's right there. Kill her! 1219 01:01:31,064 --> 01:01:33,358 [Jenna] Come on, V. 1220 01:01:33,400 --> 01:01:34,734 [Kong coach] Come on, Kong. Got 'em on the ropes. 1221 01:01:34,776 --> 01:01:36,945 I think V's gonna make it. 1222 01:01:38,363 --> 01:01:40,407 -V, come on. -[Jenna] You can do it, V. 1223 01:01:40,449 --> 01:01:42,284 [Kong player 1] No, no, no, no! 1224 01:01:42,325 --> 01:01:44,119 [game narrator] An enemy has been slain. 1225 01:01:44,161 --> 01:01:46,830 -[Parker] Go, V, you got it! -Go, go, go. 1226 01:01:46,872 --> 01:01:49,124 -[Jenna] You're almost there, almost there. -[Sloane] Come on, V. 1227 01:01:50,417 --> 01:01:52,544 -Oh! Yes! -[Sloane] Oh, my God. 1228 01:01:52,586 --> 01:01:54,337 -Oh shit. -Yeah! 1229 01:01:54,379 --> 01:01:55,505 -Oh, my God! -[squeals] 1230 01:01:55,547 --> 01:01:58,592 [8-Bits cheering] 1231 01:01:59,593 --> 01:02:02,220 [Diane] Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1232 01:02:02,262 --> 01:02:03,513 We're going to finals. 1233 01:02:03,555 --> 01:02:05,307 We're going to finals. 1234 01:02:05,348 --> 01:02:07,976 [cheering continues] 1235 01:02:12,481 --> 01:02:15,734 [all chanting] 8-Bits, 8-Bits, 8-Bits! 1236 01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:25,577 Last game, my ass. 1237 01:02:25,619 --> 01:02:28,288 Um, what are you doing here? 1238 01:02:28,330 --> 01:02:29,456 I got your email. 1239 01:02:29,498 --> 01:02:30,832 My email? 1240 01:02:32,834 --> 01:02:36,379 What? Roommates share everything, V, even passwords. 1241 01:02:36,421 --> 01:02:39,799 Oh, you catfished me. I'm out. 1242 01:02:39,841 --> 01:02:42,427 Wait, wait, wait, please. 1243 01:02:42,469 --> 01:02:44,804 I hate seeing you two fighting. 1244 01:02:44,846 --> 01:02:47,849 Can you just stay for a minute, please. I made tea. 1245 01:02:47,891 --> 01:02:49,184 Indigo. 1246 01:02:49,226 --> 01:02:51,186 And cookies. 1247 01:02:51,937 --> 01:02:53,772 -Cookies. -Cookies? 1248 01:02:55,941 --> 01:02:57,526 -Fine. -One cup. 1249 01:02:58,193 --> 01:02:59,194 Very well. 1250 01:03:08,411 --> 01:03:10,997 Heard about the big win. Everyone's talking about it. 1251 01:03:11,039 --> 01:03:12,499 [Sloane] Gotta say, it was dope. 1252 01:03:12,541 --> 01:03:16,211 -V avenged me. -After Sloane's sacrifice. 1253 01:03:16,253 --> 01:03:17,212 Mm-hmm. 1254 01:03:19,673 --> 01:03:21,800 Next stop, nationals. 1255 01:03:21,841 --> 01:03:24,219 [V] Hard to believe, right? 1256 01:03:24,261 --> 01:03:27,973 We came a long way from riding pine for the dick-smacked Betas. 1257 01:03:28,014 --> 01:03:30,809 Did you ever get a sneaking suspicion that they whacked off to us? 1258 01:03:30,850 --> 01:03:33,812 -What, no! -Oh, totally, they did. 1259 01:03:33,853 --> 01:03:35,772 Get out! I'd break those dweebs in two. 1260 01:03:35,814 --> 01:03:38,358 [V chuckles] I think Adi is super into you. 1261 01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:40,026 -Adi? -Mm-hmm. 1262 01:03:40,068 --> 01:03:41,778 That guy smells like cheese. 1263 01:03:41,820 --> 01:03:44,155 [both laugh] 1264 01:03:46,116 --> 01:03:47,909 [Sloane] I feel kind of funny. 1265 01:03:47,951 --> 01:03:49,869 Yeah, my, like, heart's racing. 1266 01:03:51,371 --> 01:03:54,833 [new-age music playing on stereo] 1267 01:03:56,376 --> 01:03:58,753 -No. -What did you do to me? 1268 01:03:59,546 --> 01:04:01,256 Let the waves envelop 1269 01:04:01,298 --> 01:04:03,883 this spiritual reunion. [echoing] 1270 01:04:04,926 --> 01:04:08,346 You need to open up, V. 1271 01:04:08,388 --> 01:04:11,016 Like an ayahuasca trip. 1272 01:04:11,057 --> 01:04:13,852 -But you're not a shaman. -[echoing continues] Trust me. 1273 01:04:13,893 --> 01:04:16,396 I watched this amazing Hulu doc on it. 1274 01:04:16,438 --> 01:04:17,856 -[Sloane groans] -Don't fight it. 1275 01:04:18,732 --> 01:04:20,609 Feel it. 1276 01:04:20,650 --> 01:04:21,860 [exhales] 1277 01:04:28,575 --> 01:04:32,787 [laughing] Bonjour! Je m'appelle Pierre! 1278 01:04:32,829 --> 01:04:35,290 [laughing] More cookies! 1279 01:04:35,332 --> 01:04:38,251 Le jump, le bounce. [laughs] 1280 01:04:38,293 --> 01:04:40,920 Eh, boing, boing, boing. Look at me. 1281 01:04:40,962 --> 01:04:42,839 [V laughs] 1282 01:04:42,881 --> 01:04:45,467 -[Pierre] I'm so soft. Yay! -[laughing] 1283 01:04:45,508 --> 01:04:48,553 [laughs] Ping! Oopsie, poopsie. 1284 01:04:48,595 --> 01:04:52,140 -So long. -[Pierre speaking French] 1285 01:04:53,391 --> 01:04:55,810 Stay friends. Au revoir! 1286 01:04:55,852 --> 01:04:57,062 [grunts] 1287 01:04:58,104 --> 01:05:00,440 [groans] 1288 01:05:01,900 --> 01:05:04,694 Hey, you dropped some change down here. 1289 01:05:04,736 --> 01:05:06,696 My work here is done. 1290 01:05:06,738 --> 01:05:08,865 -[Pierre babbling] -[Sloane and V laughing] 1291 01:05:14,996 --> 01:05:17,457 I'm sorry I was so rude to you. 1292 01:05:19,542 --> 01:05:23,546 There's just so much pressure to succeed, 1293 01:05:24,881 --> 01:05:26,966 and prove everyone wrong. 1294 01:05:28,301 --> 01:05:32,222 There's no room to just be. 1295 01:05:33,515 --> 01:05:37,310 If anyone gets that, it's me. [chuckles] 1296 01:05:37,352 --> 01:05:41,356 And I'm a trans woman living in the Midwest. 1297 01:05:41,398 --> 01:05:44,484 There's literally more Starbucks where I come from 1298 01:05:44,526 --> 01:05:46,486 than there are people like me. 1299 01:05:47,987 --> 01:05:53,159 I know what it feels like to not be what everyone expects. 1300 01:05:57,622 --> 01:05:59,290 Well, for what it's worth, 1301 01:06:00,875 --> 01:06:02,669 I think you're perfect. 1302 01:06:05,714 --> 01:06:07,257 [chuckles softly] 1303 01:06:15,140 --> 01:06:16,641 [Pierre giggles] 1304 01:06:16,683 --> 01:06:17,892 Hello! 1305 01:06:17,934 --> 01:06:20,019 I'm back, baby. Surprise! 1306 01:06:20,061 --> 01:06:21,271 Such good friends. 1307 01:06:21,312 --> 01:06:23,106 Oh! 1308 01:06:35,326 --> 01:06:37,871 Thank you. 1309 01:06:37,912 --> 01:06:40,915 [person over PA] Olivera Suites is proud to welcome collegiate gamers 1310 01:06:40,957 --> 01:06:43,835 -from across the nation. -[chattering] 1311 01:06:43,877 --> 01:06:47,714 Attention gamers, team check-in is on the mezzanine level. 1312 01:06:47,756 --> 01:06:50,633 -[laughing, whooping] -Yeah! 1313 01:06:50,675 --> 01:06:51,926 Oh, look who it is. 1314 01:06:51,968 --> 01:06:54,804 Apparently, they let anyone in here. 1315 01:06:54,846 --> 01:06:56,806 The Harry Potter convention is next weekend. 1316 01:06:56,848 --> 01:06:59,476 [in British accent] T-T-T-Trolls in the lobby. 1317 01:06:59,517 --> 01:07:02,729 Oh, Ginny Weasley, love your work. 1318 01:07:02,771 --> 01:07:05,523 [in normal voice] Whatever. Ginny gets to kiss Harry. 1319 01:07:05,565 --> 01:07:08,693 If they put the sorting hat on you, you'd be placed in House Bitch. 1320 01:07:08,735 --> 01:07:11,404 You know, it's really a shame you won't be coming back in the fall. 1321 01:07:11,446 --> 01:07:14,157 -You two were the best subs the Betas ever had. -[groans] 1322 01:07:14,199 --> 01:07:16,868 They just keep lowering that glass ceiling for you all, don't they? 1323 01:07:16,910 --> 01:07:18,787 Dude, raising the glass ceiling. 1324 01:07:18,828 --> 01:07:21,080 Yeah, nice one, Ri-chodo. 1325 01:07:21,122 --> 01:07:22,791 Actually, I have a secret to tell you. Wanna step a little closer? 1326 01:07:22,832 --> 01:07:26,169 Ricardo. But I like secrets. 1327 01:07:26,211 --> 01:07:28,087 -Yeah, come here. -Like here? 1328 01:07:28,129 --> 01:07:30,006 -Yeah, a little bit. -Okay. 1329 01:07:30,048 --> 01:07:32,550 -[snorts] -Oh, God, no, no, not again. 1330 01:07:32,592 --> 01:07:34,385 No! Not again. Not again. 1331 01:07:34,427 --> 01:07:37,096 -[gurgling] -Diane, hold your mouth. 1332 01:07:37,138 --> 01:07:39,641 -Out of here, out of here. -I drank a bottle of vinegar 1333 01:07:39,682 --> 01:07:41,309 and ate a tablespoon of baking soda. 1334 01:07:41,351 --> 01:07:43,394 It's like an eighth grade science fair in here. 1335 01:07:43,436 --> 01:07:45,563 [Sloane] Ugh, nasty, Diane. 1336 01:07:45,605 --> 01:07:47,232 My stomach's really hurting. Can we go to the room? 1337 01:07:47,273 --> 01:07:48,858 I need to really use the toilet immediately. 1338 01:07:50,026 --> 01:07:51,778 Hey everyone, I'm Kelsey Impicciche. 1339 01:07:51,820 --> 01:07:54,239 I'm here at the national finals in Miami 1340 01:07:54,280 --> 01:07:57,534 and the energy here is insane. What are you hoping to see? 1341 01:07:57,575 --> 01:08:01,871 -Destruction, carnage, slaughter. -I wanna see more wombo combos. 1342 01:08:01,913 --> 01:08:04,707 -I'm hoping for some surprise games. -What game are they playing? 1343 01:08:04,749 --> 01:08:07,126 What does it take to win a team competition like this? 1344 01:08:07,168 --> 01:08:08,586 -Stamina. -Hunger. 1345 01:08:08,628 --> 01:08:10,129 -Experience. -Plenty of quarters. 1346 01:08:10,171 --> 01:08:11,923 You gotta keep on filling those machines up. 1347 01:08:11,965 --> 01:08:13,591 Do you have any early predictions? 1348 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:16,427 -Super Mario, am I right? -Barrett all the way! 1349 01:08:16,469 --> 01:08:18,680 Well, the Newburn Sakka made it all the way to the finals last year. 1350 01:08:18,721 --> 01:08:20,473 So, odds are they can do it again. 1351 01:08:27,355 --> 01:08:32,819 Welcome to the National eSports Championships, presented by Mercedes-Benz. 1352 01:08:37,031 --> 01:08:37,907 Good luck. 1353 01:08:38,533 --> 01:08:41,035 [scoffs, laughs] 1354 01:08:41,077 --> 01:08:45,081 Ranked number ten in the nation and runner-up at last year's tournament, 1355 01:08:45,123 --> 01:08:51,504 -give a massive welcome to the Newburn Sakka! -[grunts] Yeah, yeah, whoo! 1356 01:08:51,546 --> 01:08:53,798 [audience cheering] 1357 01:08:53,840 --> 01:08:55,675 It's a madhouse out there. 1358 01:08:55,717 --> 01:08:58,136 Yeah, talk about a baptism by fire. 1359 01:08:58,177 --> 01:09:01,431 [announcer] And their opponents, seeded dead last, 1360 01:09:01,472 --> 01:09:04,100 and the only all-women's team in the tournament... 1361 01:09:04,142 --> 01:09:06,853 -All right, you're up. Listen, you got this. -Thanks. 1362 01:09:06,895 --> 01:09:10,523 -[Parker] Let's go. You can do it! -See you out there, Jenna. 1363 01:09:10,565 --> 01:09:14,360 Give it up for the 8-Bits from Barrett University! 1364 01:09:14,402 --> 01:09:16,821 [audience cheering] 1365 01:09:28,791 --> 01:09:30,209 Oh, yeah, we wanna hear you. 1366 01:09:30,251 --> 01:09:32,712 We wanna hear you. Let's go. 1367 01:09:32,754 --> 01:09:34,088 Yeah, whoo! 1368 01:09:42,555 --> 01:09:45,141 [audience cheers] 1369 01:09:49,479 --> 01:09:50,939 Oh, my goodness. 1370 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:05,036 [announcer] Let's get started! 1371 01:10:06,829 --> 01:10:08,247 [starting bell dings] 1372 01:10:09,082 --> 01:10:10,583 And the game begins. 1373 01:10:10,625 --> 01:10:14,087 In three, two, one. 1374 01:10:17,465 --> 01:10:20,051 There's no room for error today. 1375 01:10:20,093 --> 01:10:22,887 It's win or game over. 1376 01:10:22,929 --> 01:10:25,056 Whoo! Let's go. 1377 01:10:26,849 --> 01:10:29,560 -Damn, these guys are good. -It's like fighting a hive mind. 1378 01:10:30,812 --> 01:10:32,772 [game narrator] An ally has been slain. 1379 01:10:32,814 --> 01:10:34,899 That's it. That's it, guys. Good work, good work. 1380 01:10:34,941 --> 01:10:38,861 [announcer] Sakka takes an early lead and pivots up-lane. 1381 01:10:38,903 --> 01:10:41,239 Right, just a little backup right there. 1382 01:10:41,280 --> 01:10:44,659 Newburn wastes little time and goes straight for the jugular. 1383 01:10:44,701 --> 01:10:47,870 [Sloane] Shit! He's on me. He's on me. He's on me. 1384 01:10:50,707 --> 01:10:53,459 -[Sloane] Yes! -[game narrator] An enemy has been slain. 1385 01:10:53,501 --> 01:10:55,044 -Crap, that was close. -Sorry. 1386 01:10:55,086 --> 01:10:56,713 Hey, V, come on. Communicate. 1387 01:11:02,176 --> 01:11:05,221 -Oh, yeah! Suck it, ladies! -[both laugh] 1388 01:11:05,263 --> 01:11:07,265 Sorry, small objects are a choking hazard. 1389 01:11:07,306 --> 01:11:09,350 Burn! That's my girl! 1390 01:11:10,893 --> 01:11:14,981 -Ah! I need a little help down here. -All right, good work. 1391 01:11:15,023 --> 01:11:17,942 You're playing five different games out there. Work together! 1392 01:11:17,984 --> 01:11:19,485 -[groaning] -Okay, okay, I'm coming. 1393 01:11:19,527 --> 01:11:21,362 An ally has been slain. 1394 01:11:21,404 --> 01:11:23,906 -Dang it! -Nice kill, nice kill. 1395 01:11:25,491 --> 01:11:27,660 [announcer] It's dire out there for Barrett. 1396 01:11:27,702 --> 01:11:30,538 They just can't break through the Newburn defense. 1397 01:11:31,998 --> 01:11:34,208 Oh, you wanna do this? Fine. 1398 01:11:34,250 --> 01:11:37,003 Yeah, come on down. That's it, good, good. Whoo! 1399 01:11:37,045 --> 01:11:39,005 [laughs] 1400 01:11:39,047 --> 01:11:43,384 Leeroy Jenkins! 1401 01:11:43,426 --> 01:11:45,553 -No, no, no. -[cackling] 1402 01:11:45,595 --> 01:11:47,805 [V] That's a good one. 1403 01:11:47,847 --> 01:11:49,849 [announcer] Major move by the Barrett champion Narbash. 1404 01:11:49,891 --> 01:11:53,227 Creates an opening in the mid lane. 1405 01:11:53,269 --> 01:11:55,938 [game narrator] An enemy has been slain. 1406 01:11:55,980 --> 01:11:57,982 Hey, she's making a run for it, guys! Back to the orb! 1407 01:11:58,024 --> 01:12:01,027 [announcer] A surprise advance by the 8-Bits captain. 1408 01:12:01,069 --> 01:12:02,987 She has swooped into the open lane. 1409 01:12:03,029 --> 01:12:04,739 Don't do it, V. Don't do it. 1410 01:12:04,781 --> 01:12:07,116 I need some help here. Come on. 1411 01:12:07,158 --> 01:12:09,535 [announcer] Sakka scrambles to block her path. 1412 01:12:12,705 --> 01:12:15,208 Wait, she just reversed direction. 1413 01:12:15,249 --> 01:12:16,959 Come at me, bros! 1414 01:12:17,001 --> 01:12:19,003 Hey, hey, hey, guys, guys! Go after her! 1415 01:12:19,045 --> 01:12:21,422 [announcer] Two Newburn champions have abandoned their positions 1416 01:12:21,464 --> 01:12:24,383 -to hunt her down. -That's it, that's it, come on! 1417 01:12:24,425 --> 01:12:27,804 [announcer] Is this a suicide mission? 'Cause it sure looks like it. 1418 01:12:27,845 --> 01:12:31,140 -Yeah, we got you, V. We got you. -What are you doing? 1419 01:12:31,182 --> 01:12:33,726 [announcer] Sakka are hot on her heels. 1420 01:12:36,104 --> 01:12:40,274 A big kill! They have eliminated the 8-Bits captain. 1421 01:12:40,316 --> 01:12:42,235 I've cleared the path. You got this. 1422 01:12:42,276 --> 01:12:43,611 Now avenge me. 1423 01:12:44,862 --> 01:12:46,114 Okay. 1424 01:12:46,155 --> 01:12:48,574 [announcer] Wait a minute! 1425 01:12:48,616 --> 01:12:52,787 The 8-Bit captain's sacrifice exposed Sakka's backdoor! 1426 01:12:53,996 --> 01:12:55,623 Regroup, come on. 1427 01:12:55,665 --> 01:12:58,793 Come on, boys, back to the orb. Back to the orb. 1428 01:13:00,002 --> 01:13:01,879 [Lilly] Come on, Slo! 1429 01:13:01,921 --> 01:13:04,507 -[V] Don't look back. You got it. -[laughs] 1430 01:13:04,549 --> 01:13:08,261 [announcer] Will they catch her in time? She's charging through the mid lane! 1431 01:13:08,302 --> 01:13:11,180 -No, no, no, come on! -[announcer] It's up for grabs now. 1432 01:13:12,431 --> 01:13:13,516 -They did it! -[audience cheering] 1433 01:13:13,558 --> 01:13:15,226 She's taken the orb! 1434 01:13:15,268 --> 01:13:16,644 -[cheering continues] -Yes! 1435 01:13:17,395 --> 01:13:20,022 Yes! Whoo! 1436 01:13:22,316 --> 01:13:26,070 -That's how it's done! -[audience cheering] 1437 01:13:29,115 --> 01:13:33,828 The 8-Bits advance, giving us the first upset of this tournament. 1438 01:13:44,964 --> 01:13:47,133 [announcer] This match is down to the wire. 1439 01:13:50,219 --> 01:13:51,679 What a win! 1440 01:13:55,725 --> 01:13:58,936 Going, going, and gone! 1441 01:13:58,978 --> 01:14:03,524 -[audience cheering] -The Cleveland Clerics just got Cleveland steamed. 1442 01:14:10,406 --> 01:14:12,491 There's no stopping Narbash. 1443 01:14:12,533 --> 01:14:14,452 She's taking out the trash. 1444 01:14:14,493 --> 01:14:17,455 [Diane] Suck my glove, chode. 1445 01:14:17,496 --> 01:14:19,665 -[gasps] -[audience cheering] 1446 01:14:19,707 --> 01:14:23,336 -Whoo, yes! -[announcer] Barrett moves on to the semifinals. 1447 01:14:25,338 --> 01:14:29,800 The questionable gesturing being displayed does not represent the views of this tournament. 1448 01:14:29,842 --> 01:14:32,470 What a match! Are the 8-Bits the real deal? 1449 01:14:32,511 --> 01:14:34,305 Absolutely! 1450 01:14:34,347 --> 01:14:35,973 -Who are the 8-Bits? -The all-girl team. 1451 01:14:36,015 --> 01:14:38,226 Yeah, I don't-- I don't see gender. 1452 01:14:38,267 --> 01:14:40,186 Oh, my heart screams the 8-Bits, 1453 01:14:40,228 --> 01:14:42,563 -but my brain's telling me... -The Betas! 1454 01:14:42,605 --> 01:14:45,066 I'm gonna say no. Is that okay to say no? 1455 01:14:54,825 --> 01:14:58,329 [Kelsey] The Betas are going to the championships for the second time in two years. 1456 01:14:58,371 --> 01:15:00,206 Uh, yeah, I mean, was there any doubt? Come on. 1457 01:15:00,248 --> 01:15:02,833 And it looks like your rivals, the 8-Bits, 1458 01:15:02,875 --> 01:15:05,253 are just one victory away from joining you. 1459 01:15:05,294 --> 01:15:08,589 Yeah, well, their luck's about to run out, so, ticktock, ticktock. 1460 01:15:08,631 --> 01:15:11,008 Well, the rumor is that the losing Barrett team 1461 01:15:11,050 --> 01:15:13,552 will not be receiving eSports scholarships next year. Are you worried? 1462 01:15:13,594 --> 01:15:15,596 Kelsey, I'm-- I'm-- I'm not worried about that. 1463 01:15:15,638 --> 01:15:17,890 I'm about as worried about that as global warming, okay. 1464 01:15:17,932 --> 01:15:20,476 It doesn't exist. We've been undefeated this entire season 1465 01:15:20,518 --> 01:15:22,895 and whoever we're up against, we're gonna annihilate. 1466 01:15:22,937 --> 01:15:26,732 So, uh, go, Betas. Go, Betas. Go, Betas. 1467 01:15:26,774 --> 01:15:29,318 And, uh, I'll see you out there. Whoo! 1468 01:15:30,945 --> 01:15:34,198 It's a regular David and Goliath matchup here in this semifinal. 1469 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:39,245 The 8-Bits are a scrappy bunch, but if Poughkeepsie plays their game 1470 01:15:39,287 --> 01:15:43,249 they should make short work of these overachievers from Barrett. 1471 01:15:43,291 --> 01:15:44,458 Shut up! 1472 01:15:45,584 --> 01:15:46,836 All right, focus. 1473 01:15:58,848 --> 01:16:00,975 [Lilly] Oh, this chicken. 1474 01:16:01,809 --> 01:16:04,437 Lilly, what are you doing? 1475 01:16:04,478 --> 01:16:07,898 What the hell? Is that a chicken? 1476 01:16:07,940 --> 01:16:11,402 [chuckles] Well, I like his pretty feathers and his sharp talons, 1477 01:16:11,444 --> 01:16:13,154 and his cute little beak! 1478 01:16:13,195 --> 01:16:15,489 You've never played that character before. 1479 01:16:15,531 --> 01:16:17,408 Did you honestly go full chicken? 1480 01:16:17,450 --> 01:16:19,869 You never go full chicken, Lilly! 1481 01:16:20,953 --> 01:16:23,456 -Lilly! -Parker said I could. 1482 01:16:23,497 --> 01:16:26,208 Go with it. Adapt, remember. 1483 01:16:26,250 --> 01:16:28,461 [clucking] 1484 01:16:28,502 --> 01:16:30,212 Someone's gonna get Kentucky Fried. [chuckles] 1485 01:16:30,254 --> 01:16:33,341 [announcer] Three, two, one. 1486 01:16:33,382 --> 01:16:37,094 Here we go! 1487 01:16:38,262 --> 01:16:41,265 And the semifinals are underway. 1488 01:16:41,307 --> 01:16:43,476 [Polygon captain] Stick together as a squad, guys. 1489 01:16:43,517 --> 01:16:44,935 Let's hit 'em hard. 1490 01:16:46,062 --> 01:16:48,272 [announcer] The Polygons have come out strong, 1491 01:16:48,314 --> 01:16:50,024 showcasing their early strategy 1492 01:16:50,066 --> 01:16:52,777 by dealing some impressive damage 1493 01:16:52,818 --> 01:16:54,362 to the 8-Bits carry lane. 1494 01:16:55,613 --> 01:16:57,907 -Oh, my God! -Good job, good job. 1495 01:16:57,948 --> 01:16:59,742 [announcer] A quick first kill. 1496 01:16:59,784 --> 01:17:02,119 Keep your head in the game, guys. Come on! 1497 01:17:02,161 --> 01:17:05,164 [announcer] The Polygons have eliminated the 8-Bits' support 1498 01:17:05,206 --> 01:17:07,666 and are pushing into the mid lane. 1499 01:17:07,708 --> 01:17:10,169 [Parker] Come on, consolidate, ladies. Defense! 1500 01:17:10,211 --> 01:17:11,629 Where is everyone? 1501 01:17:11,670 --> 01:17:13,464 -Ally has been slain -Come on! 1502 01:17:13,506 --> 01:17:14,924 -[gasps] -Double kill. 1503 01:17:14,965 --> 01:17:17,301 We are dead. We're all dead. 1504 01:17:17,343 --> 01:17:20,596 -[announcer] Two more 8-Bits bite the dust. -Okay. 1505 01:17:20,638 --> 01:17:24,809 [announcer] The Polygons are dominating the 8-Bits and smell blood. 1506 01:17:24,850 --> 01:17:26,227 There's one left. Let's get her. 1507 01:17:27,019 --> 01:17:28,854 Hey! Snap out of it! 1508 01:17:28,896 --> 01:17:30,272 Focus. 1509 01:17:33,275 --> 01:17:35,528 -[announcer] And V sneaks away... -[Polygon captain] Find her! 1510 01:17:35,569 --> 01:17:37,238 All right. 1511 01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:39,031 [announcer] She's evaded the Polygons for now, 1512 01:17:39,073 --> 01:17:40,825 but she's low on health. 1513 01:17:43,285 --> 01:17:44,995 [Polygon captain] There she is, I see her. 1514 01:17:45,871 --> 01:17:47,456 She's in the jungle. Let's go! 1515 01:17:47,498 --> 01:17:50,000 [announcer] The Polygons are back on the scent. 1516 01:17:50,751 --> 01:17:52,878 Ooh! And a brutal hit. 1517 01:17:52,920 --> 01:17:53,963 On me, on me, on me. 1518 01:17:55,714 --> 01:17:57,007 We got her now. 1519 01:17:58,801 --> 01:18:00,302 [Lilly clucking] 1520 01:18:01,137 --> 01:18:02,638 [laughing] 1521 01:18:02,680 --> 01:18:05,224 -Oh, my God. -Oh, my God. 1522 01:18:05,266 --> 01:18:07,601 -[clucks] -What the hell is that, a chicken? 1523 01:18:07,643 --> 01:18:11,814 [clucking] 1524 01:18:24,076 --> 01:18:27,329 [announcer] Ooh! Look at that, the 8-Bits are back. 1525 01:18:27,371 --> 01:18:30,416 Lilly, the orb! Go! 1526 01:18:30,458 --> 01:18:32,501 It's yours. 1527 01:18:32,543 --> 01:18:33,586 [Lilly clucks] 1528 01:18:34,712 --> 01:18:36,046 Okay! 1529 01:18:43,429 --> 01:18:46,765 [in slow motion] Kill her! 1530 01:18:46,807 --> 01:18:49,435 Go... 1531 01:18:49,477 --> 01:18:52,438 [clucking] 1532 01:18:52,480 --> 01:18:55,232 [♪ Sweet: "Ballroom Blitz"] 1533 01:19:00,196 --> 01:19:05,201 Fuck that chicken. 1534 01:19:11,665 --> 01:19:13,501 ♪ My dreams are getting So strange ♪ 1535 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:16,587 ♪ I'd like to tell you Everything I see ♪ 1536 01:19:19,423 --> 01:19:22,718 ♪ Oh, I see a man in the back As a matter of fact ♪ 1537 01:19:22,760 --> 01:19:24,553 ♪ His eyes are as red As the sun ♪ 1538 01:19:24,595 --> 01:19:26,805 ♪ And the girl in the corner Let no one ignore her ♪ 1539 01:19:26,847 --> 01:19:29,308 ♪ 'Cause she thinks She's the passionate one ♪ 1540 01:19:29,350 --> 01:19:32,311 ♪ Oh, yeah It was like lightning ♪ 1541 01:19:32,353 --> 01:19:34,980 ♪ Everybody was frightening ♪ 1542 01:19:35,022 --> 01:19:37,274 ♪ And the music was soothing ♪ 1543 01:19:37,316 --> 01:19:39,527 ♪ And they all Started grooving ♪ 1544 01:19:39,568 --> 01:19:42,321 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1545 01:19:43,405 --> 01:19:46,659 [audience cheering] 1546 01:19:46,700 --> 01:19:48,285 -[Diane] All you! -I won. 1547 01:19:48,327 --> 01:19:50,579 -Yeah. [laughing] -The chicken wins! 1548 01:19:50,621 --> 01:19:52,790 The chicken wins! 1549 01:19:52,831 --> 01:19:54,875 ♪ Ballroom blitz... ♪ 1550 01:19:54,917 --> 01:19:57,670 Talk about a Cinderella story. 1551 01:19:57,711 --> 01:20:00,839 The 8-Bits are going up against the Betas in the final! 1552 01:20:00,881 --> 01:20:03,050 It's me! I won that one! 1553 01:20:04,051 --> 01:20:05,302 [audience member] We love you, 8-Bits. 1554 01:20:05,344 --> 01:20:06,428 What? 1555 01:20:10,516 --> 01:20:12,268 You guys, look. Look who it is. 1556 01:20:17,439 --> 01:20:19,567 [Dustin] You losers aren't dead yet? 1557 01:20:19,608 --> 01:20:21,360 [groaning] 1558 01:20:22,987 --> 01:20:24,655 [Dustin] Freaking charity case. 1559 01:20:24,697 --> 01:20:26,490 Dustin! 1560 01:20:26,532 --> 01:20:30,703 You are everything that is wrong with guys like you. 1561 01:20:31,745 --> 01:20:34,373 I don't know why I didn't do this sooner. 1562 01:20:34,415 --> 01:20:35,708 I quit! 1563 01:20:37,042 --> 01:20:38,460 Suit yourself, bro. 1564 01:20:39,169 --> 01:20:40,504 Wow. 1565 01:20:40,546 --> 01:20:43,632 -I quit. -Jeff? 1566 01:20:43,674 --> 01:20:45,175 Same, I quit. 1567 01:20:45,968 --> 01:20:47,094 Geoff? 1568 01:20:47,761 --> 01:20:49,138 What are we gonna do? 1569 01:20:49,179 --> 01:20:52,433 -[Sloane] Hi! -[audience cheers] 1570 01:20:52,474 --> 01:20:55,894 -We can get them canceled. -Guys, we can't cancel them. They're uncancelable. 1571 01:20:55,936 --> 01:20:58,772 Oh. We could play the long game and get them hooked onto crystal meth. 1572 01:20:58,814 --> 01:21:01,358 -[Ricardo] My stepdad knows-- -Guys, we need something tonight! 1573 01:21:01,400 --> 01:21:04,403 Yeah, we need some Tonya Harding shit. 1574 01:21:04,445 --> 01:21:05,613 Yeah. 1575 01:21:06,488 --> 01:21:07,740 Wait, no. 1576 01:21:09,074 --> 01:21:10,409 Maybe. 1577 01:21:10,451 --> 01:21:12,328 [giggling] Hey. 1578 01:21:13,412 --> 01:21:14,997 You know, I think I got a plan. 1579 01:21:18,000 --> 01:21:21,629 Hi. Thank you. Keep the change. 1580 01:21:21,670 --> 01:21:22,963 Have a good one. 1581 01:21:24,882 --> 01:21:26,050 Girlies. 1582 01:21:26,091 --> 01:21:28,844 Hell yeah. Huzzah. 1583 01:21:31,138 --> 01:21:33,182 And meet my sisters in arms. 1584 01:21:33,807 --> 01:21:35,684 The 8-Bits. 1585 01:21:35,726 --> 01:21:39,480 I am only as strong as the goddesses you see on your screen. 1586 01:21:39,521 --> 01:21:41,106 [laughing] 1587 01:21:44,151 --> 01:21:45,319 [sighs] 1588 01:21:45,361 --> 01:21:47,154 Can you believe it? 1589 01:21:47,196 --> 01:21:48,447 Nope. 1590 01:21:49,573 --> 01:21:51,909 But I believe in all of you. 1591 01:21:51,950 --> 01:21:53,285 Hell yeah. 1592 01:22:18,310 --> 01:22:19,895 I did it. 1593 01:22:36,245 --> 01:22:39,581 What the hell is that? [gasps] 1594 01:22:39,623 --> 01:22:41,375 Freeze! Don't move! Hands in the air! 1595 01:22:42,876 --> 01:22:45,212 Everyone do it now! Hands up! 1596 01:22:46,380 --> 01:22:47,715 You're all under arrest. 1597 01:22:47,756 --> 01:22:49,800 -Can I stream this? -[officer] No! 1598 01:22:49,842 --> 01:22:52,302 -Right, you got it. -[toilet flushes] 1599 01:22:53,220 --> 01:22:54,888 [Diane] Is the coast clear? 1600 01:22:54,930 --> 01:22:56,974 Open the door. It's the police. 1601 01:22:57,015 --> 01:22:59,351 [Diane] Trust me, you do not want me to open the door. 1602 01:22:59,393 --> 01:23:01,478 Open the door or we're coming through. 1603 01:23:01,520 --> 01:23:03,897 [Diane] I really don't think that's a good idea. 1604 01:23:03,939 --> 01:23:05,607 [officer] Open it. 1605 01:23:06,942 --> 01:23:08,902 Keep your hands where I can see them. 1606 01:23:10,404 --> 01:23:12,030 It's just my Charmin. 1607 01:23:12,072 --> 01:23:13,365 It's ultra soft. 1608 01:23:13,407 --> 01:23:15,367 Whoa, Jesus God. 1609 01:23:15,409 --> 01:23:18,036 -What is that smell? -[officers groaning, coughing] 1610 01:23:18,078 --> 01:23:21,373 -[V coughs] -[Diane] I'm so sorry. 1611 01:23:21,415 --> 01:23:24,543 -Oh, you poor thing. -I didn't wipe yet. 1612 01:23:24,585 --> 01:23:26,795 [officer] Oh, get back in there and clean up. 1613 01:23:32,426 --> 01:23:34,428 Great, can they leave now? 1614 01:23:34,470 --> 01:23:37,347 Terrorist threats are no prank, ma'am. 1615 01:23:37,389 --> 01:23:40,225 Including what your Charmin queen did to the bathroom last night. 1616 01:23:40,267 --> 01:23:42,936 -Uh, I heard that. -Yeah, we smelled that. 1617 01:23:42,978 --> 01:23:45,814 Yeah, and you're gonna see that. Skid mark right down the chair! 1618 01:23:45,856 --> 01:23:49,568 It was a hoax. They were swatted. You've really never heard of that? 1619 01:23:49,610 --> 01:23:52,529 Of course, I've heard of it but we still have to clear their names. 1620 01:23:52,571 --> 01:23:54,364 Can I just get a real cop? 1621 01:24:01,371 --> 01:24:04,208 -Ma'am? -Sir? 1622 01:24:04,249 --> 01:24:06,627 -It appears that your team is free to go. -[8-Bits gasp] 1623 01:24:06,668 --> 01:24:09,171 -[Parker] What a surprise! -Except for you. 1624 01:24:09,213 --> 01:24:13,467 -That is a surprise. What? -Apparently, an account registered in your name 1625 01:24:13,509 --> 01:24:16,887 hacked into the Minecraft e-store for infinite credits. 1626 01:24:16,929 --> 01:24:18,889 Does that ring any bells? 1627 01:24:18,931 --> 01:24:22,518 -Mom, I can totally explain. -Mm-hmm. 1628 01:24:22,559 --> 01:24:24,978 You're gonna have to stay here until we sort this out. 1629 01:24:25,020 --> 01:24:28,148 -Uh, can I have a minute with my team? -Sure. 1630 01:24:28,190 --> 01:24:31,735 All right guys, you have 30 minutes to get this team onto the field 1631 01:24:31,777 --> 01:24:34,363 -and prepare for war, you understand? -[Diane] Yeah. 1632 01:24:34,404 --> 01:24:37,616 Uh, all right. So I know I'm always harping on about how gaming needs to change 1633 01:24:37,658 --> 01:24:40,619 but this team is proof that it already has. 1634 01:24:40,661 --> 01:24:44,039 You're a bunch of absolute wackadoodle weirdos, 1635 01:24:44,081 --> 01:24:48,168 and you're brilliant and I believe in each and every one of you. 1636 01:24:49,795 --> 01:24:51,129 All right. [sighs] 1637 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:54,258 To teamwork. 1638 01:24:54,299 --> 01:24:55,551 To sacrifice. 1639 01:24:55,592 --> 01:24:57,511 -To vengeance. -Love. 1640 01:24:57,553 --> 01:24:58,929 Acceptance. 1641 01:24:58,971 --> 01:25:00,222 Family. 1642 01:25:00,264 --> 01:25:02,599 [Parker] One, two, three... 1643 01:25:02,641 --> 01:25:04,268 [all] 8-Bits! 1644 01:25:04,309 --> 01:25:06,270 -Whoo! -Knock 'em dead. 1645 01:25:07,145 --> 01:25:10,065 Wait, really? You finished it? 1646 01:25:10,107 --> 01:25:13,402 Sure did. Took Robo-Manus down like a punk. 1647 01:25:13,443 --> 01:25:16,280 Full disclosure, I uh, never beat this one myself. 1648 01:25:18,156 --> 01:25:21,660 When you came into my house, I was scared. 1649 01:25:21,702 --> 01:25:25,497 I saw a version of what I could have been if I hadn't given up. 1650 01:25:26,957 --> 01:25:29,877 You win this, you win it for both of us. 1651 01:25:30,711 --> 01:25:32,212 Good luck. 1652 01:25:32,254 --> 01:25:33,380 Thanks. 1653 01:25:35,465 --> 01:25:36,758 Proud of you. 1654 01:25:37,926 --> 01:25:39,636 [crowd clamoring] 1655 01:25:43,932 --> 01:25:48,937 Ladies and gentlemen, it looks like the Barrett 8-Bits are a no-show. 1656 01:25:48,979 --> 01:25:51,064 -Where's V? -I-- I don't know. 1657 01:25:53,108 --> 01:25:57,029 They're moments away from forfeiting the national championship. 1658 01:25:57,070 --> 01:26:03,535 [audience] Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three... 1659 01:26:03,577 --> 01:26:05,913 Oh, no! Oh, no. Here they come. 1660 01:26:05,954 --> 01:26:07,873 ♪ Oh, my God ♪ 1661 01:26:19,384 --> 01:26:21,929 ♪ 'Cause I'm a beast Where you at? I've been unleashed ♪ 1662 01:26:21,970 --> 01:26:25,557 -[audience cheering] -We have a match! 1663 01:26:25,599 --> 01:26:27,809 ♪ 'Cause I'm a beast Where you at? ♪ 1664 01:26:27,851 --> 01:26:30,270 ♪ I've been unleashed What you doing? ♪ 1665 01:26:30,312 --> 01:26:31,480 Let's go. 1666 01:26:40,072 --> 01:26:44,076 [announcer] Who's ready to crown a new national champion? 1667 01:26:46,954 --> 01:26:49,873 Looks like we're gonna have to get our hands dirty today after all, boys. 1668 01:26:49,915 --> 01:26:52,584 [announcer] Oh, do we have a grudge match today! 1669 01:26:52,626 --> 01:26:55,212 To say these two teams dislike each other 1670 01:26:55,253 --> 01:26:57,506 is the understatement of the century. 1671 01:27:00,217 --> 01:27:01,718 -Go, V! -Whoo! 1672 01:27:15,774 --> 01:27:17,609 Okay, ladies, listen up. 1673 01:27:17,651 --> 01:27:21,655 No matter what they say or do, we stick to our game. 1674 01:27:21,697 --> 01:27:25,701 -Let's win this for Parker. -Hell yeah. 1675 01:27:25,742 --> 01:27:28,662 -Got it. -[Lilly] Whoo! 1676 01:27:31,164 --> 01:27:33,208 [announcer] Three, two, one. 1677 01:27:33,250 --> 01:27:36,503 -[starting bell dings] -Here we go! 1678 01:27:38,463 --> 01:27:44,428 Both teams appear to be choosing standard builds, and sadly, no more chickens. 1679 01:27:44,469 --> 01:27:46,388 Come on, ladies. 1680 01:27:46,430 --> 01:27:49,474 [announcer] Right out of the game, the 8-Bits are applying 1681 01:27:49,516 --> 01:27:53,645 some serious pressure as the first minion waves collide. 1682 01:27:56,857 --> 01:27:58,025 No! 1683 01:27:58,066 --> 01:27:59,693 -Whoo! -[groans] 1684 01:27:59,735 --> 01:28:01,737 [Sloane] First kill of the night, baby. 1685 01:28:01,778 --> 01:28:04,948 With a quick first kill, the 8-Bits are in the lead. 1686 01:28:04,990 --> 01:28:07,325 -Keep it up, girls. -All right, let's go, boys. 1687 01:28:09,828 --> 01:28:13,165 -You shall not pass! -No! 1688 01:28:13,206 --> 01:28:16,418 -Oh, you wet rat bitch! -Oh, how do you like that? 1689 01:28:16,460 --> 01:28:20,005 [announcer] It looks like Narbash has been Nar-smashed. 1690 01:28:20,047 --> 01:28:22,632 Sloane, probe the line. Lilly, show no mercy. 1691 01:28:22,674 --> 01:28:24,176 -Roger that. -No problem. 1692 01:28:25,552 --> 01:28:27,304 [announcer] And what's this? 1693 01:28:27,345 --> 01:28:29,306 Kallari, pouncing out from the jungle 1694 01:28:29,347 --> 01:28:31,308 on a pair of unsuspecting Betas. 1695 01:28:32,225 --> 01:28:34,102 -[laughs] -[whimpering] 1696 01:28:35,562 --> 01:28:36,605 Shit. 1697 01:28:42,027 --> 01:28:43,737 [laughing] Eat it. 1698 01:28:43,779 --> 01:28:47,032 Ooh, that poor child was ganked in the jungle. 1699 01:28:47,074 --> 01:28:49,951 The Betas have quickly evened up the playing field. 1700 01:28:49,993 --> 01:28:51,620 All right, regroup, regroup. 1701 01:28:53,955 --> 01:28:56,500 [chanting] 8-Bits, 8-Bits... 1702 01:28:56,541 --> 01:29:01,922 [all chanting] 8-Bits, 8-Bits, 8-Bits, 8-Bits... 1703 01:29:11,264 --> 01:29:12,724 Go, V! Go! 1704 01:29:14,059 --> 01:29:15,852 V, take my lead. 1705 01:29:15,894 --> 01:29:17,187 Got it. 1706 01:29:18,772 --> 01:29:21,691 -Hey, Dustin's all alone, it's three-on-one. -My favorite. 1707 01:29:24,945 --> 01:29:27,572 Shit, they're all over me. Where are you guys? 1708 01:29:27,614 --> 01:29:29,908 [announcer] The reigning champs are on the ropes. 1709 01:29:29,950 --> 01:29:33,036 If the Betas don't rally, they will lose their title. 1710 01:29:33,078 --> 01:29:34,329 I got you, Captain. 1711 01:29:34,996 --> 01:29:36,164 [Dustin] About time. 1712 01:29:38,917 --> 01:29:40,919 -[announcer] That was brutal. -No! 1713 01:29:40,961 --> 01:29:44,881 That wombo combo just decimated the 8-Bits. 1714 01:29:44,923 --> 01:29:47,592 -Now, that's some real support. -Support this. 1715 01:29:49,928 --> 01:29:51,263 [cries] 1716 01:29:51,304 --> 01:29:52,389 [cheering] 1717 01:29:55,058 --> 01:29:59,938 [announcer] After the two teams trade killing blows, we're down to just the captains. 1718 01:30:04,359 --> 01:30:05,777 [laughs] 1719 01:30:08,613 --> 01:30:11,575 [announcer] Without the support of her team, the 8-Bits captain is turning tail 1720 01:30:11,616 --> 01:30:14,077 and fleeing the mid lane. 1721 01:30:14,119 --> 01:30:15,996 Keep running. Keep trying to run. 1722 01:31:23,772 --> 01:31:24,856 Come on, attack me! 1723 01:31:32,989 --> 01:31:34,157 You can run all day. 1724 01:31:46,503 --> 01:31:48,004 -Ha! -[Jenna gasps] 1725 01:31:48,046 --> 01:31:48,880 Shit! 1726 01:31:59,975 --> 01:32:03,311 You got this. Patience, V. 1727 01:32:13,029 --> 01:32:15,615 Wait. Wait for it. 1728 01:32:17,617 --> 01:32:18,910 Now! 1729 01:32:30,880 --> 01:32:31,881 [audience cheering] 1730 01:32:34,759 --> 01:32:36,261 -Yes! Yes! -[Jenna screams] 1731 01:32:36,303 --> 01:32:37,512 The 8-Bits win! 1732 01:32:37,554 --> 01:32:39,556 The 8-Bits win! 1733 01:32:39,597 --> 01:32:41,891 They've won the title! 1734 01:32:46,438 --> 01:32:47,731 Yes! Whoo! 1735 01:32:55,655 --> 01:32:57,949 [in Elvish] 1736 01:33:13,882 --> 01:33:16,885 That game was bullshit! Each and every one of you is replaceable. 1737 01:33:16,926 --> 01:33:19,012 Why didn't you do what you were told? 1738 01:33:19,054 --> 01:33:20,055 Hey. 1739 01:33:23,350 --> 01:33:24,517 Good game. 1740 01:33:36,654 --> 01:33:38,448 Congratulations, 1741 01:33:38,490 --> 01:33:39,783 support. 1742 01:33:44,120 --> 01:33:45,997 -Keep walking, Ricardo. -[Lilly] No touching. 1743 01:33:49,292 --> 01:33:51,795 [announcer 2] Mercedes-Benz proudly presents 1744 01:33:51,836 --> 01:33:56,049 your new national eSports champions, 1745 01:33:56,091 --> 01:33:59,344 the Barrett University 8-Bits! 1746 01:34:05,350 --> 01:34:07,352 We did it, girls! Yes! 1747 01:34:17,153 --> 01:34:20,115 [audience chanting] 8-Bits, 8-Bits... 1748 01:34:23,368 --> 01:34:26,621 [squealing, chattering] 1749 01:34:28,164 --> 01:34:30,417 -V! -[singsongy] We did it! 1750 01:34:31,584 --> 01:34:34,421 -Look at that thing. -Owen, hey. 1751 01:34:34,462 --> 01:34:37,841 Congrats, you guys killed the Betas out there. 1752 01:34:37,882 --> 01:34:40,510 -And you didn't play. -As much as I would have loved 1753 01:34:40,552 --> 01:34:42,887 to have gotten my ass kicked by you, 1754 01:34:42,929 --> 01:34:47,058 I couldn't be the good guy if I kept playing with the bad guys. 1755 01:34:47,100 --> 01:34:50,520 So, I did a lot of thinking about it and, you know, I... 1756 01:34:50,562 --> 01:34:52,939 -Ooh. -Ah. 1757 01:34:52,981 --> 01:34:55,400 Yeah, the cup's in the way. [chuckles] 1758 01:34:55,442 --> 01:34:57,318 Well, that was a moment lost. 1759 01:34:57,360 --> 01:34:58,903 -Here we go. -Whoa. 1760 01:34:58,945 --> 01:35:00,864 -Sloane, can you take this? -Roger that. 1761 01:35:06,536 --> 01:35:07,787 Wow. 1762 01:35:07,829 --> 01:35:09,622 You owe me 50 bucks. 1763 01:35:10,999 --> 01:35:12,750 -[Dustin] Oh, move, man. -[officer] Police, out of the way! 1764 01:35:13,877 --> 01:35:15,795 Stop! You're under arrest! 1765 01:35:15,837 --> 01:35:18,339 What is happening? [laughs] 1766 01:35:21,634 --> 01:35:23,887 -Stop struggling. -[Dustin] Get off me! 1767 01:35:23,928 --> 01:35:25,763 You think false threats are funny? 1768 01:35:25,805 --> 01:35:28,057 Damn it! That was Ricardo! I didn't do it! 1769 01:35:28,099 --> 01:35:30,560 -[groaning] No! -Show mercy. 1770 01:35:30,602 --> 01:35:35,064 -It was Ricardo! -V, it's an honor to meet you. 1771 01:35:35,106 --> 01:35:39,861 I work with Mercedes-Benz. How would you feel about us sponsoring your team? 1772 01:35:39,903 --> 01:35:43,781 -Like at Barrett? -I was thinking pro. 1773 01:35:43,823 --> 01:35:48,369 We're also throwing in a GLA 250 for each member of the team. 1774 01:35:48,411 --> 01:35:50,246 [whispering] Oh, my God! 1775 01:35:52,624 --> 01:35:54,459 [Lilly] Yes, yes, yes. 1776 01:35:54,501 --> 01:35:56,336 -We're in. -[laughs] 1777 01:35:56,377 --> 01:36:01,049 -Oh, my God! -[8-Bits squealing] 1778 01:36:01,090 --> 01:36:03,426 ♪ This is for the girls This is for the girls ♪ 1779 01:36:03,468 --> 01:36:05,178 ♪ All around the world All around the world ♪ 1780 01:36:05,220 --> 01:36:06,846 ♪ Everybody, come get it Come get it ♪ 1781 01:36:06,888 --> 01:36:08,556 ♪ Come get it Come get it ♪ 1782 01:36:08,598 --> 01:36:10,517 ♪ Come get it, come get it Come get it ♪ 1783 01:36:10,558 --> 01:36:12,227 ♪ This is for the girls With the attitude ♪ 1784 01:36:12,268 --> 01:36:14,521 ♪ Girls from the avenue Make a hate-'em attitude ♪ 1785 01:36:14,562 --> 01:36:17,106 ♪ Hit 'em with a stack or two We come through and execute ♪ 1786 01:36:17,148 --> 01:36:20,610 ♪ Turn it up, go get the booze ♪ [song continues] 1787 01:36:20,652 --> 01:36:22,779 ♪ Confidence is key When you're steppin' out ♪ 1788 01:36:22,820 --> 01:36:25,198 ♪ Meet the drummer at The doorstep for your house ♪ 1789 01:36:25,240 --> 01:36:27,659 ♪ We hit the club We gon' tear it up ♪ 1790 01:36:27,700 --> 01:36:32,080 [Sloane] Hey, Mercedes, how far to Los Angeles? 1791 01:36:32,121 --> 01:36:38,127 [GPS] The current distance to your destination is 2,791 miles. 1792 01:36:41,506 --> 01:36:44,300 [all coughing] 1793 01:36:44,342 --> 01:36:46,469 Who keeps ass-blasting the Benz? 1794 01:36:46,511 --> 01:36:48,429 -[gags] -[Jenna] My windows won't roll down. 1795 01:36:48,471 --> 01:36:50,557 [Sloane] Cut it out, that is wrong! 1796 01:36:50,598 --> 01:36:52,100 [V] Ugh, can't open my eyes. 1797 01:36:52,141 --> 01:36:53,893 My eyes are burning. I can't see. 1798 01:36:53,935 --> 01:36:55,937 Oh my God, I think the child locks are on. 1799 01:36:55,979 --> 01:36:57,939 -[chuckles] -Diane! 1800 01:36:57,981 --> 01:36:59,566 -[Jenna] Jesus Christ. -Suffer! 1801 01:36:59,607 --> 01:37:01,317 God, no! 1802 01:37:01,359 --> 01:37:03,152 What is wrong with you? 1803 01:37:03,194 --> 01:37:05,113 [Lilly] Man, it went right up my nostrils. 1804 01:37:05,154 --> 01:37:06,823 You guys are shaming me right now. 1805 01:37:06,864 --> 01:37:09,033 And it makes me feel really embarrassed. 1806 01:37:09,075 --> 01:37:11,703 Sorry, Diane. You're seen here. We love you. 1807 01:37:13,496 --> 01:37:15,957 But check this out. This is pretty bananas. This is a Kenny G solo. 1808 01:37:15,999 --> 01:37:18,042 -[farting] -[Lilly groans] 1809 01:37:18,084 --> 01:37:20,211 -[Sloane] Damn it! -[Diane laughing] 1810 01:37:20,253 --> 01:37:22,547 ♪ All around the world All around the world ♪ 1811 01:37:22,589 --> 01:37:24,591 ♪ If you want it Come and get it Come get it, come get it ♪ 1812 01:37:24,632 --> 01:37:26,384 ♪ Come get it, come get it ♪ 1813 01:37:26,426 --> 01:37:28,678 ♪ Come get it Come get it, hey ♪ 1814 01:37:28,720 --> 01:37:33,182 ♪ Turn heads when we walking Turn up when we popping ♪ 1815 01:37:33,224 --> 01:37:34,767 We did it, ladies. 1816 01:37:34,809 --> 01:37:37,312 Congrats on your national championship. 1817 01:37:37,353 --> 01:37:38,855 But we'll see how you do in the pro circuit. 1818 01:37:38,896 --> 01:37:40,898 Well, I didn't get my pension, 1819 01:37:40,940 --> 01:37:44,235 but we did get a win for women everywhere, 1820 01:37:44,277 --> 01:37:46,821 which apparently is most important. 1821 01:37:46,863 --> 01:37:48,573 -Go 8-Bits! -1UP. Ding-ding. 1822 01:37:48,615 --> 01:37:50,033 I'm gonna send you a roll of quarters. 1823 01:37:50,074 --> 01:37:51,784 You're gonna need it, especially if you're going pro. 1824 01:37:51,826 --> 01:37:53,786 Guess who else is going pro? 1825 01:37:53,828 --> 01:37:56,748 Me, baby! So, watch your back, ladies, 1826 01:37:56,789 --> 01:38:00,376 'cause the Taint Wizard is coming! 1827 01:38:04,047 --> 01:38:07,467 [♪ Rustage: "Press Start"] 1828 01:38:22,315 --> 01:38:24,567 ♪ Fighting for my clan Hoshido needs protection ♪ 1829 01:38:24,609 --> 01:38:26,736 ♪ See me in the courtroom Raising up my objections ♪ 1830 01:38:26,778 --> 01:38:29,030 ♪ Infections? Get an injection Inside my hospital ♪ 1831 01:38:29,072 --> 01:38:31,699 ♪ I'm earning all these bells Selling insects That are tropical ♪ 1832 01:38:31,741 --> 01:38:34,160 ♪ Mario Kart, tag-team racing And I'm coming first ♪ 1833 01:38:34,202 --> 01:38:38,581 Would you rather a group of orcs capture you, 1834 01:38:38,623 --> 01:38:41,542 bring you back to their base, tie you to a chair, 1835 01:38:41,584 --> 01:38:45,129 open your mouth and make you drink orc mead, 1836 01:38:45,171 --> 01:38:48,257 or kiss Ricardo? 1837 01:38:48,299 --> 01:38:51,010 -I'm gonna go with the orc mead. -Yeah, no-brainer, totally hot. 1838 01:38:51,052 --> 01:38:52,929 -Yeah, definitely the orcs. -Yeah, the first one. 1839 01:38:52,970 --> 01:38:56,891 -I mean, yeah. -Hmm, guess I'm an orc girl. 1840 01:38:56,933 --> 01:38:59,686 Okay, Ricardo, I hope you heard all of that. 1841 01:38:59,727 --> 01:39:02,105 See you when we get back from LA. 1842 01:39:02,146 --> 01:39:03,690 Bye, Ricardo. 1843 01:39:03,731 --> 01:39:05,775 Why did I have to be naked for this? 1844 01:39:05,817 --> 01:39:07,235 [Lilly] Bye.