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‎喂 布蒂梅洛

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‎图米 你会被淹死的

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‎-不 我们不要报警
‎-图米 你什么都没穿

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‎万一被趁火打劫的媒体发现了呢？

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‎-我们得送她去医院
‎-她又不舒服了

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‎我相信这一切都有一个合理的解释

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‎-我的天啊
‎-别这样 别激动

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‎莉蒂亚 别这样

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‎我发誓 事情不是你们看上去的那样

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎女士们、先生们 早上好

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‎我是本次航班的机长

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‎欢迎乘坐我们的AB2789次航班
‎从开普敦前往约翰内斯堡

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‎预计今天早上会遇到气流

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‎请系好您的安全带 打开安全灯

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‎画面中的这三个傻瓜
‎忘记在网上提前办理值机

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‎你还好吗 宝贝？

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‎她不好

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‎你知道 如果我现在就在你身边

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‎一定会握着你的手

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‎别这样

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‎你们两个要不要坐一起？

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‎-不 不用了
‎-这个…

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‎如果你不介意的话

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‎我们不想给你添麻烦

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‎可是我喜欢靠窗坐

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‎是啊 当然了

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‎好了

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‎-抱歉 好了
‎-好

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‎-你看 可以吧
‎-宝贝

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‎我好想你

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‎在前往毛里求斯的航班上
‎绝对不会出现这种情况

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‎好吧 也有可能出现

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‎但至少我是一个人去毛里求斯度假
‎而不是去…

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‎-约翰尼斯堡？
‎-什么？

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‎你也要去约翰内斯堡过圣诞节吗？

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‎是啊

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‎那里是我家 我妹妹要结婚了

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‎-天啊
‎-我的天

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‎我们明年结婚

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‎他的家人想让我们在约翰内斯堡结婚
‎我的天

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‎没人会在约翰内斯堡办婚礼
‎简直像…

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‎不好意思 美女

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‎你介意吗？她冷

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‎她有点冷 你介意…

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‎让我恋爱还不如一枪打死我

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‎（国内到达）

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‎你知道我们在约翰内斯堡

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‎电梯停了就会这样

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‎我的天

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‎可能是过载了

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‎同意

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‎-玛丽
‎-不过没关系 到了 我们上来了

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‎是啊

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‎-要不要拍照？
‎-拍照吗 宝贝？

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‎-来吗？
‎-来吧

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‎一定是在逗我吧

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‎等一下 宝贝 碰一下鼻子

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‎-鼻子
‎-鼻子

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‎拍到了吗？

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‎你一直都这么会交朋友

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‎（奥兰多海盗真差劲）

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‎不是吧？

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‎现实是残酷的

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‎是啊 就像开保时捷的男人

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‎总是用力过度

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‎没人抱怨

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‎我真不该邀请你来参加这场婚礼

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‎小心我把你一个人扔在这儿

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‎你才不会

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‎我开玩笑的

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‎有钱的坏蛋 你怎么样？

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‎最近好吗 宝贝？

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‎这才对

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‎别把这件事搞尴尬了 别说什么…

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‎我想念这种感觉

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‎拍几张照片发到照片墙上

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‎-照片墙？
‎-是啊

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‎不然大家怎么知道
‎我见到你很开心呢？

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‎-看得出来大家还是喜欢我们
‎-是啊

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‎得让大家看到他们想看的

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‎嗨 碧昂丝 杰斯

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‎你们是来亲热的吗？

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‎你们没看到这里只允许上客吗？

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‎想亲嘴的话去别的地方亲

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‎还是说你们想要一张罚单？

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‎-我们走 不要罚单
‎-不要 我们这就走

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‎-我来拿行李
‎-对 走吧

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‎快走吧

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‎你真的太美了

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‎我的天

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‎你真是美极了

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‎看来有人没遵守新娘团的饮食规定

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‎什么饮食规定？
‎我可不要在中午才吃第一顿饭

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‎现在可是12月

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‎姑娘们 这之所以被称为
‎“中间性禁食”是有原因的 丽菲萝

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‎等一下 中间什么？

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‎中间性禁食

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‎你的英语可真差

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‎是间歇性

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‎听着 只有穷人才禁食 懂吗？

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‎我今天可不穷

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‎不对 穷人可不会禁食

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‎穷人真的很饿

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‎姑娘们 我们是要上国家电视台的

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‎相信我 我们的禁食是值得的

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‎只有我一个人按规定饮食了吗？

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‎姐妹 我说了 现在可是假期

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‎吃一颗草莓吧

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‎拉到最上面

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‎我看看 我来帮你

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‎你需要…

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‎你要吸气

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‎你穿这个能喘过气来吗？

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‎不奢求能喘气

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‎好吧

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‎不是她

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‎我真不明白图米怎么不像我们一样

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‎按时到这里

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‎姑娘们 我们试试祖鲁服装吧

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‎-祖鲁服装听起来很带感
‎-没错

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‎新娘是我们的

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‎-我们都同意
‎-没错

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‎（美人：你在哪？）

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‎真不敢相信
‎我妹妹要在圣诞节当天结婚

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‎是啊 毕竟你都不回家了

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‎除了这样 他们还有什么办法
‎能让你回家过圣诞节呢？

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‎告诉我有谁会想

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‎喂 看不到我吗？

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‎-天啊 你真可爱
‎-什么？

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‎-你很想我
‎-我才没有

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‎我没有 别自作多情了

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‎我不想你

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‎只是我没法回家

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‎我爸爸会在家

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‎他总是不停地提起妈妈

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‎我就会难过

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‎这会让大家都难过 所以就这样吧

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‎好吧 好处是

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‎你可以做我的男伴

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‎帮我从三天的婚礼中解脱出来

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‎我家人的悲伤倒给你带来了便利
‎我很开心

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‎我已经准备好参加明天的传统婚礼了

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‎不过我可能会晚一点

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‎-才能到这场圣诞节的白色婚礼上
‎-别…

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‎我有事要办

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‎女孩可不是“事” 卡亚

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‎不 不是女孩

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‎他说有事要办 肯定就是找女孩

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‎好吧 我告诉你

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‎只要你别发出那种声音就好

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‎什么声音？

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‎你知道我说的是什么声音

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‎我才不会上你的当 好吧 我告诉你

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‎在圣诞节那天

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‎我要扮成圣诞老人

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‎到当地的家庭给孩子们发礼物

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‎我的天

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‎你也太没新意了 我早该知道的

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‎天啊 我掉进圈套了

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‎-好吧 你吐完了吗？
‎-完了

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‎嘿 你应该跟我一起去
‎跟我一起去发礼物

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‎图米 你真该看看那些孩子
‎看看他们的表情

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‎他们会融化你那颗冰冷、枯萎的心

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‎-是吗？
‎-是啊

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‎能融化到什么程度？
‎融化到能帮我做首席伴娘致辞？

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‎-美人让你写东西？
‎-明白吧？

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‎-你
‎-是啊

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‎我根本不知道该说什么

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‎帮帮我

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‎-帮你什么？
‎-发言稿

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‎-不行
‎-求你了

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‎不行 绝对不行

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‎别用那种眼神看着我 我不会帮你

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‎我们都不是学生了 不行

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‎你得自己写家庭作业 我帮不了你

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‎-拜托
‎-不行

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‎-看你笑的
‎-我没笑

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‎这种笑就代表你会帮我

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‎我没笑

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‎先跟你说声谢谢 哥们

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‎随你怎么说

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‎好吧

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‎-别
‎-嗨

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‎嗨

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‎看看这条线 你觉得直吗？

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‎你觉得有什么东西是直的吗 宝贝？

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‎你终于决定大发慈悲

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‎赏脸让我们看到你的屁股了

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‎卡亚 你还是这么帅

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‎但你总归是个科萨人

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‎博冈 你还是这么有趣

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‎布蒂梅洛

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‎姨妈 你怎么样？

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‎你终于找到男朋友了

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‎我还以为我们得为你宰一只白鸡呢

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‎不 他是我的朋友

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‎卡亚 这是我妈妈的姐姐

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‎-莫普姨妈
‎-姨妈？

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‎我已经在考虑彩礼了

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‎我在想怎么能把我家所有的牛都带来

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‎这就是卡亚效应

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‎图米要不要来跟我打招呼？

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‎还是说她要一直躲在屋里？

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‎好了 我听到了 妈妈

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‎好吧

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‎-嗨 姑娘
‎-嘿

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‎你朋友生气了吗？

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‎是啊 不过不像上个圣诞节那么糟

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‎上个圣诞节发生了什么？

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‎你要是在家就会知道

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‎关于我跟我妈妈的关系
‎你只需要知道

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‎直到我12岁

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00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:25,381
‎我还管我祖母叫妈妈

215
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,248
‎而称我妈妈为“迪内尔大姐”

216
00:10:27,375 --> 00:10:28,455
‎嗨 妈妈

217
00:10:28,541 --> 00:10:31,041
‎请别毁了你妹妹的婚礼

218
00:10:31,125 --> 00:10:32,785
‎妈妈 见到你真开心

219
00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,130
‎卡亚

220
00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:36,288
‎-是你吗？
‎-是我 妈妈

221
00:10:36,375 --> 00:10:37,665
‎你家里人怎么样？

222
00:10:37,791 --> 00:10:39,791
‎他们都很好 谢谢

223
00:10:39,916 --> 00:10:40,786
‎谢谢

224
00:10:40,875 --> 00:10:42,995
‎这是格蕾丝姨妈

225
00:10:43,083 --> 00:10:44,173
‎她是四个人中年纪最小的

226
00:10:44,750 --> 00:10:47,130
‎最年轻、最性感、最美丽

227
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,580
‎性感少女

228
00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:54,578
‎卡亚 你能帮我

229
00:10:54,666 --> 00:10:56,166
‎把那些东西拿上车吗？

230
00:10:56,750 --> 00:10:58,710
‎-好
‎-不行 他年纪比你小太多了

231
00:10:58,833 --> 00:11:00,043
‎好吧 我还是会…

232
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,246
‎图米？

233
00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:06,420
‎婚礼之前你们别打起来

234
00:11:12,333 --> 00:11:14,133
‎那么

235
00:11:14,916 --> 00:11:17,626
‎家里的装潢怎么彻底变样了？

236
00:11:17,750 --> 00:11:19,670
‎明天图瓦拉一家到这里时

237
00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:22,630
‎一切都要完美无瑕

238
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,290
‎你中彩票了吗？

239
00:11:24,416 --> 00:11:27,666
‎没有 这就是彩礼的用途

240
00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,960
‎你用彩礼来翻修房子？

241
00:11:30,541 --> 00:11:32,001
‎你对这个家有什么贡献？

242
00:11:32,083 --> 00:11:34,423
‎这时我就会闭嘴

243
00:11:35,083 --> 00:11:36,003
‎你知道吗？

244
00:11:36,083 --> 00:11:37,003
‎这场婚礼

245
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,375
‎非常重要 图米

246
00:11:39,458 --> 00:11:40,538
‎不知道你的上帝对美人

247
00:11:40,625 --> 00:11:41,825
‎抢占他的生日办婚礼有何感受

248
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:45,286
‎我的上帝看到美人开心也会高兴的

249
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:50,333
‎试装这么快就结束了

250
00:11:50,416 --> 00:11:51,416
‎糟了

251
00:11:52,833 --> 00:11:54,083
‎你忘了去试衣服？

252
00:11:54,166 --> 00:11:56,496
‎是啊 没有

253
00:11:56,875 --> 00:12:00,495
‎我只是想先来看你

254
00:12:00,583 --> 00:12:02,293
‎现在看到你了

255
00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:03,666
‎我走了

256
00:12:43,208 --> 00:12:46,378
‎欢迎光临 图瓦拉部长、图瓦拉夫人

257
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:48,213
‎谢谢

258
00:12:48,291 --> 00:12:49,461
‎很高兴能来这里

259
00:12:50,125 --> 00:12:51,125
‎真不错

260
00:12:53,125 --> 00:12:54,535
‎这不是香槟

261
00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,133
‎是上等的起泡酒

262
00:12:57,208 --> 00:12:58,998
‎起泡酒？

263
00:12:59,125 --> 00:13:00,705
‎你们以为今天

264
00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:02,081
‎是什么微不足道的活动吗？

265
00:13:02,708 --> 00:13:06,078
‎这场婚礼对全国都很重要
‎而且会通过电视转播

266
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,246
‎你知道黑人推特什么样吗？

267
00:13:08,375 --> 00:13:10,165
‎你想让我成为推特标签吗？

268
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:12,875
‎别这样

269
00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:14,880
‎这个地方真漂亮

270
00:13:14,958 --> 00:13:16,708
‎也许我们该在这更新我们的婚誓

271
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,631
‎嘿 你要是截胡了我们的婚礼
‎美人会杀了你的

272
00:13:19,750 --> 00:13:21,670
‎不会这样的

273
00:13:21,750 --> 00:13:23,170
‎我们的压力已经够大了

274
00:13:23,250 --> 00:13:25,880
‎你就别给我们增加压力了

275
00:13:26,708 --> 00:13:27,878
‎这些是不含酒精的吗？

276
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:30,670
‎不是

277
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:32,956
‎给了我们一个很好的开头

278
00:13:34,208 --> 00:13:36,038
‎妈妈 你孙子

279
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,785
‎在这么漂亮的地方举办婚礼
‎你觉得怎么样？

280
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,205
‎你们很幸运

281
00:13:40,291 --> 00:13:42,751
‎老板通常不会为了私人活动

282
00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,375
‎而关闭酒店

283
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:47,791
‎我想这是作为一个
‎杰出的政府部长的特权

284
00:13:48,625 --> 00:13:50,995
‎真不敢相信我曾跟你父亲并肩作战

285
00:13:51,083 --> 00:13:52,793
‎好让你们把钱给白人

286
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:54,706
‎奶奶

287
00:13:54,791 --> 00:13:55,881
‎她说什么？

288
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,880
‎她是说

289
00:13:57,958 --> 00:14:01,248
‎能包下整个场地真的很棒

290
00:14:01,375 --> 00:14:03,625
‎你要带我们去看房间吗？

291
00:14:03,750 --> 00:14:05,250
‎还是让我们睡这里？

292
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,753
‎抱歉 我带你们去房间 跟我来

293
00:14:12,916 --> 00:14:15,206
‎真不敢相信家里为斯布西索

294
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,041
‎把整个酒店都包下来了
‎斯布西索根本没有那么多朋友

295
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,786
‎奇怪的是…

296
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:20,035
‎我不知道

297
00:14:20,125 --> 00:14:22,995
‎看到他们为斯布西索做了这么多
‎我有一点嫉妒 因为…

298
00:14:23,583 --> 00:14:25,133
‎这毕竟是四季酒…

299
00:14:25,208 --> 00:14:27,208
‎不是吧 又来？

300
00:14:27,291 --> 00:14:28,211
‎不行

301
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,883
‎你总是想做爱

302
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,080
‎是啊 我还在排卵期呢

303
00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:35,826
‎来吧

304
00:14:41,375 --> 00:14:43,575
‎抱歉 我的背

305
00:14:44,166 --> 00:14:46,166
‎传教式更有助于受孕

306
00:14:48,625 --> 00:14:49,705
‎来啊 宝贝

307
00:14:54,416 --> 00:14:55,536
‎手机…

308
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,125
‎-干什么？
‎-宝贝

309
00:14:57,708 --> 00:14:59,288
‎是斯布西索

310
00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:01,785
‎斯布西索

311
00:15:02,916 --> 00:15:04,036
‎嘿 弟弟

312
00:15:04,125 --> 00:15:06,205
‎我们已经到了 一切都顺利

313
00:15:06,541 --> 00:15:07,461
‎好吧

314
00:15:08,250 --> 00:15:09,920
‎他要我去见他

315
00:15:12,291 --> 00:15:14,331
‎不 没事 我这就去找你

316
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,166
‎好 很快

317
00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:18,326
‎宝贝 可以让斯布西索等一会儿

318
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:19,748
‎可是我要…

319
00:15:20,458 --> 00:15:21,708
‎听着

320
00:15:21,791 --> 00:15:25,381
‎我是他哥哥 而且还是伴郎

321
00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,380
‎你知道这怎么…

322
00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:28,668
‎是啊

323
00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:29,880
‎也许我也该去帮你

324
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:30,960
‎不

325
00:15:32,083 --> 00:15:33,293
‎不用

326
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:37,463
‎听着 你还在排卵期

327
00:15:37,541 --> 00:15:39,331
‎必须好好休息

328
00:15:39,416 --> 00:15:41,626
‎因为你要保持平静

329
00:15:41,750 --> 00:15:42,960
‎然后烘烤…

330
00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,671
‎就像火炉一样

331
00:15:47,125 --> 00:15:48,375
‎穿上这个

332
00:15:48,833 --> 00:15:50,583
‎让你的蛋蛋更自由

333
00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:51,536
‎对吧？

334
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:57,001
‎-提高生育能力
‎-好吧

335
00:15:57,750 --> 00:15:59,630
‎这不是不经之谈吧？

336
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,288
‎妻子通常都是对的

337
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,128
‎你是不是从没见过如此漂亮的

338
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:58,128
‎穿祖鲁服饰的班图新娘？

339
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,665
‎我妹妹总是这么谦虚

340
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:04,580
‎谁能比得过你呢？

341
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:07,040
‎-瞧瞧你…
‎-你迟到了

342
00:17:07,125 --> 00:17:09,325
‎我们还以为你的飞机坠毁了
‎然后着火了

343
00:17:09,458 --> 00:17:11,288
‎坠毁？

344
00:17:11,458 --> 00:17:13,498
‎看来下次你得更努力地祈祷

345
00:17:13,625 --> 00:17:14,575
‎卡亚

346
00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:16,668
‎你还是这么像我未来孩子的爸爸

347
00:17:16,750 --> 00:17:18,750
‎水裆裤小姐 等等 这是我的男伴

348
00:17:19,833 --> 00:17:20,793
‎我们说过不许带人来

349
00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:25,245
‎-可你是我妹妹
‎-对 你作为我的姐姐

350
00:17:25,375 --> 00:17:26,665
‎应该更明白这一点

351
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,040
‎我们没准备他的食物
‎也没地方给他住

352
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,205
‎可你把整个四季酒店都包下来了

353
00:17:31,333 --> 00:17:32,253
‎好了 姑娘们

354
00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:33,753
‎听着 如果我给你们添麻烦了

355
00:17:33,833 --> 00:17:35,133
‎-没关系 我也不是非来不可
‎-不

356
00:17:36,125 --> 00:17:37,875
‎他不能一个人过圣诞节

357
00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,035
‎拜托 美人

358
00:17:40,500 --> 00:17:41,670
‎他没有妈妈

359
00:17:46,375 --> 00:17:47,825
‎你给我准备结婚礼物了吗？

360
00:17:49,041 --> 00:17:50,131
‎当然了

361
00:17:50,208 --> 00:17:51,418
‎告诉她

362
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:54,253
‎不过我把礼物忘在开普敦了

363
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:55,455
‎你不用再去开普敦拿了

364
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,001
‎你看 我和斯布西索不会度蜜月

365
00:17:58,083 --> 00:17:59,213
‎因为我们要搬去伦敦

366
00:17:59,291 --> 00:18:01,921
‎你知道去那边花销很大

367
00:18:02,041 --> 00:18:02,831
‎所以？

368
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,458
‎你可以把你的飞行里程送给我们

369
00:18:07,208 --> 00:18:09,668
‎不 我的里程是用来去毛里求斯的

370
00:18:09,791 --> 00:18:11,251
‎我们喜欢毛里求斯

371
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,581
‎如果你按时到这里

372
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:17,498
‎我就可以给卡亚找个地方住

373
00:18:17,625 --> 00:18:19,415
‎但现在你只能坐在妈妈旁边

374
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:21,213
‎好手段 美人

375
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,536
‎我会把我的里程送给你

376
00:18:28,083 --> 00:18:32,173
‎-不 你不用这样的
‎-我什么都愿意为你做

377
00:18:32,916 --> 00:18:35,706
‎快换衣服吧
‎我们还要去下一个地方试装

378
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:38,996
‎你要结婚了 兄弟

379
00:18:39,958 --> 00:18:41,078
‎还要去海外开创新事业

380
00:18:41,166 --> 00:18:42,746
‎你很会为自己打算

381
00:18:43,458 --> 00:18:44,578
‎是啊

382
00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:46,206
‎从订婚到结婚只用了三个月

383
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,211
‎你不觉得太匆忙了吗？

384
00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,751
‎-没有
‎-没有？

385
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,745
‎没有

386
00:18:51,833 --> 00:18:54,003
‎-没事的 除非你…
‎-是啊

387
00:18:54,083 --> 00:18:55,213
‎她怀孕了？

388
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:57,001
‎你们有了孩子所以要结婚？

389
00:18:57,125 --> 00:18:59,955
‎如果你们先有了孩子
‎莉蒂亚一定会杀了我

390
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:01,213
‎不是吧

391
00:19:01,291 --> 00:19:02,831
‎我们离生孩子还远着呢

392
00:19:02,916 --> 00:19:05,166
‎因为我要去伦敦工作
‎我们得赶快结婚

393
00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:07,130
‎而且美人真的很喜欢这个地方
‎这里很美

394
00:19:07,208 --> 00:19:08,208
‎-是啊 这里很酷
‎-真漂亮

395
00:19:08,291 --> 00:19:09,881
‎美人真的很喜欢这里

396
00:19:09,958 --> 00:19:12,328
‎你们的爱会带你们走过一切

397
00:19:12,416 --> 00:19:13,456
‎你们会过得好的

398
00:19:13,541 --> 00:19:15,791
‎-是啊
‎-对

399
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,540
‎一直到

400
00:19:18,125 --> 00:19:21,245
‎一听到她的声音

401
00:19:21,333 --> 00:19:24,083
‎你就非常紧张

402
00:19:25,125 --> 00:19:26,625
‎你甚至会祈求上帝

403
00:19:26,708 --> 00:19:30,668
‎希望上帝先带走你、抛弃你

404
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:32,245
‎我说完了

405
00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,793
‎希望你的伴郎致辞能比这好一点

406
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,785
‎我开玩笑的

407
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,575
‎-我开玩笑的
‎-开玩笑？

408
00:19:39,666 --> 00:19:40,876
‎-对
‎-你在开玩笑？

409
00:19:40,958 --> 00:19:41,878
‎是啊 婚姻很棒

410
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:43,626
‎-是吗？
‎-我跟你说

411
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,875
‎结婚是我这辈子做过的最棒的决定

412
00:19:46,958 --> 00:19:47,918
‎-是吗？
‎-是

413
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:51,331
‎-好极了 喝酒
‎-来

414
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,711
‎-你确定？
‎-对

415
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,583
‎-你真美
‎-妈的

416
00:20:09,583 --> 00:20:10,793
‎-你不喜欢
‎-我很喜欢

417
00:20:10,875 --> 00:20:14,875
‎简直美得无与伦比

418
00:20:14,958 --> 00:20:17,038
‎我们为什么需要三套衣服？

419
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,785
‎因为我们有三场仪式

420
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:19,705
‎你没有读群里的消息吗？

421
00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:21,423
‎我读了 只是…

422
00:20:21,750 --> 00:20:22,830
‎我以为…

423
00:20:22,916 --> 00:20:25,076
‎我没想过我们要
‎跑遍整个约翰内斯堡试装

424
00:20:25,166 --> 00:20:27,496
‎图米 如果你能早点来

425
00:20:27,583 --> 00:20:28,883
‎就不用赶着在一天内做完这一切

426
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,378
‎也许我们也不会比计划落后

427
00:20:30,458 --> 00:20:31,458
‎别激动

428
00:20:31,541 --> 00:20:34,381
‎我想丽菲萝和唐朵
‎一定已经布置好了场地

429
00:20:35,333 --> 00:20:36,713
‎图米 你是首席伴娘

430
00:20:37,375 --> 00:20:38,705
‎是啊

431
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:42,630
‎你看起来挺漂亮

432
00:20:43,208 --> 00:20:44,128
‎是很美吧

433
00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:45,628
‎谢谢

434
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:51,785
‎宝贝 你觉得我们要在这里待多久？

435
00:20:52,916 --> 00:20:54,876
‎可怜的卡亚 他在车里可能很无聊

436
00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:56,918
‎-发生了什么？
‎-什么？

437
00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:58,631
‎你和卡亚

438
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,040
‎你们终于肯跟对方说话了？

439
00:21:01,166 --> 00:21:02,706
‎我们没有不说话 我们有

440
00:21:03,041 --> 00:21:04,001
‎这两年来一直很尴尬

441
00:21:04,583 --> 00:21:06,173
‎希望你明白 你岁数不小了

442
00:21:06,250 --> 00:21:09,170
‎-我宁愿快乐地死去
‎-孤身一人是不会快乐的

443
00:21:09,250 --> 00:21:11,130
‎你怎么知道？你的家庭

444
00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:13,328
‎可不是阖家欢乐的典范

445
00:21:13,416 --> 00:21:14,536
‎说真的

446
00:21:14,625 --> 00:21:16,495
‎莫普姨妈年纪轻轻就死了丈夫

447
00:21:16,583 --> 00:21:19,293
‎格蕾丝姨妈谈好了彩礼就被甩了

448
00:21:19,375 --> 00:21:20,745
‎舅舅娶了酒精

449
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,333
‎至于你妈妈 我提都不想提

450
00:21:23,708 --> 00:21:25,828
‎-我们肯定是被诅咒了
‎-别这么说

451
00:21:25,958 --> 00:21:28,748
‎为什么不能说？
‎其实我们孤身一人会更好

452
00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,921
‎万一妈妈并不想一个人呢？

453
00:21:34,500 --> 00:21:36,210
‎爸爸已经为她做了决定

454
00:21:36,291 --> 00:21:37,251
‎对

455
00:21:38,208 --> 00:21:39,748
‎可是万一他犯了错呢？

456
00:21:43,625 --> 00:21:45,415
‎抱歉 能让我们单独聊一会儿吗？

457
00:21:52,166 --> 00:21:54,286
‎好紧

458
00:21:58,583 --> 00:21:59,753
‎这是谁的地址？

459
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:02,035
‎是爸爸的

460
00:22:02,541 --> 00:22:04,581
‎我请格蕾丝姨妈帮我找到了他

461
00:22:04,666 --> 00:22:06,246
‎别告诉妈妈

462
00:22:09,291 --> 00:22:10,171
‎别这样 说句话

463
00:22:11,291 --> 00:22:13,381
‎-为什么现在找他？
‎-哪个新娘结婚时

464
00:22:13,458 --> 00:22:15,078
‎没有父亲陪着走红毯？

465
00:22:15,166 --> 00:22:17,286
‎你还不会走路时他就离开你了

466
00:22:17,375 --> 00:22:18,535
‎好吧 但你不想再见到他吗？

467
00:22:18,666 --> 00:22:21,536
‎不想 他简直…

468
00:22:22,333 --> 00:22:24,583
‎我不在乎抛弃过我的人

469
00:22:25,333 --> 00:22:27,173
‎妈妈把我扔给了祖母

470
00:22:27,250 --> 00:22:29,250
‎你也看到我跟妈妈的关系了

471
00:22:32,125 --> 00:22:33,245
‎我只是感觉少了点什么

472
00:22:33,375 --> 00:22:37,205
‎你是妈妈最宠爱的女儿

473
00:22:37,333 --> 00:22:39,383
‎又嫁给了黑人版哈里王子

474
00:22:39,458 --> 00:22:42,578
‎我还要在接待会上赞美你

475
00:22:42,666 --> 00:22:43,956
‎你真的还需要别的吗？

476
00:22:46,958 --> 00:22:49,828
‎美人 我没事 我说完了

477
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,168
‎我做不到

478
00:23:24,458 --> 00:23:26,828
‎我可以带你去毛里求斯

479
00:23:26,916 --> 00:23:30,536
‎不过作为回报
‎你得做我的私人摄影师

480
00:23:32,125 --> 00:23:34,125
‎美人生活在童话里

481
00:23:35,666 --> 00:23:37,416
‎或者根本不思考

482
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:39,375
‎我有个想法

483
00:23:39,875 --> 00:23:42,495
‎我们可以晚点见面 我给你做晚餐

484
00:23:42,583 --> 00:23:45,543
‎你可以发挥你品酒师的技能
‎提升一下我的藏酒品味

485
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,075
‎很不错吧？

486
00:23:48,125 --> 00:23:49,915
‎然后我们可以聊聊

487
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,040
‎你跟你妹妹之间的事

488
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,381
‎我不想聊

489
00:23:54,166 --> 00:23:57,036
‎那我就帮你写伴娘致辞

490
00:24:05,916 --> 00:24:07,246
‎听着

491
00:24:07,666 --> 00:24:09,376
‎你能给我打电话 我很开心

492
00:24:10,083 --> 00:24:13,173
‎发生了那一切之后 我们之间

493
00:24:14,208 --> 00:24:15,578
‎没觉得尴尬

494
00:24:36,583 --> 00:24:37,963
‎免费晚餐听上去不错

495
00:24:38,333 --> 00:24:39,333
‎是啊

496
00:24:39,416 --> 00:24:41,206
‎但是你得付钱请我帮你品酒

497
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:43,501
‎没问题

498
00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:45,633
‎我这边结束了给你打电话

499
00:24:46,541 --> 00:24:47,671
‎还有

500
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:49,250
‎如果你想带我去毛里求斯

501
00:24:49,333 --> 00:24:51,043
‎你得带个自拍杆

502
00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:14,673
‎-怎么了？
‎-他们要我搭帐篷

503
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:16,210
‎你可是工程系的学生

504
00:25:16,291 --> 00:25:17,671
‎看看上帝

505
00:25:17,750 --> 00:25:20,790
‎你不是随口白叫一声上帝吧
‎布蒂梅洛？

506
00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:23,995
‎我正在赞美上帝 因为上帝很棒
‎哈利路亚

507
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:25,383
‎阿门

508
00:25:26,583 --> 00:25:28,963
‎天啊 布蒂梅洛塞洛

509
00:25:30,833 --> 00:25:32,753
‎你有没有从开普敦给我带点好酒？

510
00:25:32,875 --> 00:25:34,995
‎嗨 你好吗？

511
00:25:35,125 --> 00:25:36,955
‎你好吗？我很好

512
00:25:37,083 --> 00:25:38,963
‎我开玩笑的

513
00:25:39,083 --> 00:25:40,543
‎你知道我会帮你的

514
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,420
‎我舅舅可以把所有人喝趴下

515
00:25:44,500 --> 00:25:47,250
‎自己还完全清醒

516
00:25:47,791 --> 00:25:50,251
‎我不希望你们任何人喝酒

517
00:25:50,333 --> 00:25:53,083
‎我们需要集中精神

518
00:25:53,708 --> 00:25:55,168
‎然后你就会想

519
00:25:55,291 --> 00:25:56,381
‎-她为什么不回家
‎-阿门

520
00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:57,880
‎你也是 格蕾丝

521
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:00,383
‎我们要为明天的赠礼仪式

522
00:26:00,458 --> 00:26:02,248
‎做准备

523
00:26:02,333 --> 00:26:04,333
‎博冈 你在这儿愣着干什么呢？

524
00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:07,168
‎-图米
‎-姨妈

525
00:26:07,750 --> 00:26:08,880
‎毛巾在哪？

526
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:14,080
‎对了 毛巾是为明天的
‎赠礼仪式准备的

527
00:26:14,958 --> 00:26:17,288
‎如果我记得买的话
‎还是可以准备好的

528
00:26:17,791 --> 00:26:20,921
‎我觉得还是明天早上再拿来比较好

529
00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,210
‎就在图瓦拉家的人到之前

530
00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:24,043
‎不行

531
00:26:24,125 --> 00:26:26,915
‎我希望今晚就把所有东西打包好

532
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:30,540
‎我不想让迪内尔说
‎我毁了她孩子的婚礼

533
00:26:30,625 --> 00:26:32,285
‎-好吧 那我…
‎-她说得对

534
00:26:32,833 --> 00:26:33,713
‎沙扎科

535
00:26:34,291 --> 00:26:36,421
‎一定要记得拿肉

536
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,460
‎别担心 迪内尔

537
00:26:38,541 --> 00:26:40,171
‎我会带回最好的肉

538
00:26:40,750 --> 00:26:43,500
‎鲜美多汁 肉质一流

539
00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:44,833
‎用这根绳子

540
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,376
‎电线？

541
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,128
‎还有你 格蕾丝

542
00:26:50,250 --> 00:26:51,750
‎你跟我一起在婚礼上做饭

543
00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:54,833
‎不 为什么要做饭？

544
00:26:54,916 --> 00:26:55,826
‎酒店会提供餐饮的

545
00:26:55,958 --> 00:26:57,418
‎不需要我们来做饭

546
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,790
‎格蕾丝 图瓦拉家出钱准备了一切

547
00:27:01,375 --> 00:27:04,075
‎但他们的钱买不来美食

548
00:27:04,208 --> 00:27:07,458
‎格蕾丝做的土豆沙拉最好吃了

549
00:27:07,541 --> 00:27:10,041
‎-是啊 她只会做这道菜
‎-我的天

550
00:27:10,125 --> 00:27:10,995
‎听好了

551
00:27:11,083 --> 00:27:14,383
‎接下来这三天 我不希望出任何差错

552
00:27:14,500 --> 00:27:15,830
‎不能出错

553
00:27:15,916 --> 00:27:17,746
‎别出乱子 听到了吗 沙扎科？

554
00:27:17,875 --> 00:27:18,995
‎对

555
00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:21,963
‎-我们不是你 也不是你的孩子
‎-莫普大姐

556
00:27:22,083 --> 00:27:24,463
‎你说什么？你怎么说我的孩子？

557
00:27:24,583 --> 00:27:27,083
‎别找我茬

558
00:27:27,208 --> 00:27:28,878
‎-我在问你呢
‎-等一下

559
00:27:28,958 --> 00:27:30,328
‎走吧

560
00:27:30,416 --> 00:27:32,376
‎你得把莫普大姐锁起来

561
00:27:32,458 --> 00:27:33,538
‎钥匙在桌子上

562
00:27:33,625 --> 00:27:34,535
‎-好 我这就来
‎-快点

563
00:28:21,416 --> 00:28:22,626
‎妈妈不会明白的

564
00:28:22,708 --> 00:28:24,248
‎谁管她？这是你的人生 坦白告诉她

565
00:28:25,125 --> 00:28:26,375
‎我可不像你

566
00:28:26,458 --> 00:28:28,168
‎我妈妈喜欢我

567
00:28:28,250 --> 00:28:32,290
‎那特伦斯呢？如果我打电话告诉他
‎不能请他来 他会喜欢吗？

568
00:28:32,916 --> 00:28:34,036
‎我们开始吧

569
00:28:34,125 --> 00:28:35,955
‎你妈妈不会发现我们在这儿

570
00:28:36,583 --> 00:28:39,293
‎-别忘了 我们达成了协议
‎-好

571
00:28:39,416 --> 00:28:40,576
‎我帮你搞定毛巾

572
00:28:40,666 --> 00:28:42,916
‎你给特伦斯打电话
‎告诉他他不能来参加婚礼

573
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,170
‎那你一开始为什么邀请他？

574
00:28:44,750 --> 00:28:46,250
‎我没邀请他

575
00:28:46,333 --> 00:28:48,253
‎是他以为受到了邀请

576
00:28:49,375 --> 00:28:52,415
‎你多叫了一个人来？等等

577
00:28:57,375 --> 00:28:59,915
‎好 你来转移她的注意力
‎我去拿毛巾

578
00:29:00,041 --> 00:29:01,081
‎进去

579
00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,825
‎嗨

580
00:29:05,958 --> 00:29:08,748
‎-宝贝
‎-有事吗？

581
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:13,333
‎宝贝 你知道这里要举行婚礼吧？

582
00:29:18,833 --> 00:29:20,213
‎格蕾丝

583
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:21,581
‎为什么要切这么大一块？

584
00:29:21,708 --> 00:29:24,538
‎-是你说要切成这么大块的
‎-我没说

585
00:29:24,625 --> 00:29:26,285
‎那你自己来切

586
00:29:26,875 --> 00:29:28,495
‎所以你才留不住男人

587
00:29:29,666 --> 00:29:30,786
‎那你的戒指又在哪儿？

588
00:29:31,375 --> 00:29:33,245
‎我？至少我还戴过戒指

589
00:29:33,333 --> 00:29:34,583
‎而你呢…

590
00:29:35,166 --> 00:29:36,126
‎天啊

591
00:29:37,458 --> 00:29:40,288
‎塞洛夫人 我们之前商量过
‎欢迎你们来这里做菜

592
00:29:40,375 --> 00:29:43,325
‎虽然本酒店有米其林星级厨师

593
00:29:43,416 --> 00:29:45,206
‎他能做我妈妈的咖喱羊肉吗？

594
00:29:45,291 --> 00:29:47,001
‎-不能 但是…
‎-那说明他还不够好

595
00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:50,380
‎但我们这里注重美观

596
00:29:50,458 --> 00:29:54,998
‎外面放一个大家都能看到的三角锅

597
00:29:55,083 --> 00:29:56,833
‎不太美观

598
00:29:56,916 --> 00:29:58,826
‎这种美不适合黑人？

599
00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:00,326
‎是啊

600
00:30:01,083 --> 00:30:02,633
‎我是说…

601
00:30:03,708 --> 00:30:05,998
‎不 我是说…

602
00:30:07,541 --> 00:30:09,081
‎你知道吗？

603
00:30:09,166 --> 00:30:11,246
‎你的锅很好 我很喜欢

604
00:30:12,166 --> 00:30:13,746
‎很美

605
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,208
‎祝你们烹饪愉快

606
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:23,960
‎天啊

607
00:30:25,208 --> 00:30:27,038
‎我都忘记了你有时挺霸道的

608
00:30:27,125 --> 00:30:28,495
‎霸道塞洛

609
00:30:28,625 --> 00:30:31,745
‎继续干活儿 玩笑结束了

610
00:30:31,875 --> 00:30:33,745
‎姐妹们

611
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:36,380
‎肉来了

612
00:30:37,500 --> 00:30:39,210
‎-沙扎科
‎-我的天 沙扎科

613
00:30:39,333 --> 00:30:42,333
‎-它是活的
‎-别担心 迪内尔

614
00:30:42,416 --> 00:30:44,916
‎我会好好地宰了它

615
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,540
‎而且你的羊肉咖喱一定会非常鲜嫩

616
00:30:48,583 --> 00:30:50,383
‎这是一头孤儿羊 打折出售的

617
00:30:50,958 --> 00:30:54,828
‎-找回来的零钱呢？
‎-我得坐卡车回来

618
00:30:55,458 --> 00:30:57,378
‎你那辆破车呢？

619
00:30:57,458 --> 00:31:00,038
‎我不想让它坐我那辆破车上受委屈

620
00:31:00,125 --> 00:31:01,165
‎它是个孤儿

621
00:31:01,750 --> 00:31:03,420
‎你是不是拿我的钱去买酒了？

622
00:31:04,916 --> 00:31:06,326
‎我闻闻你的口气

623
00:31:07,625 --> 00:31:08,705
‎再来

624
00:31:11,250 --> 00:31:13,250
‎厨房应该在这边

625
00:31:14,125 --> 00:31:15,745
‎快过来

626
00:31:21,208 --> 00:31:22,078
‎你好 瓦伦西亚

627
00:31:22,666 --> 00:31:23,956
‎迪内尔

628
00:31:24,041 --> 00:31:25,331
‎-这位是格蕾丝
‎-对 格蕾丝

629
00:31:26,166 --> 00:31:27,536
‎看来你们需要帮忙

630
00:31:27,666 --> 00:31:29,126
‎是啊 你可以去那边切菜

631
00:31:32,541 --> 00:31:35,541
‎我想迪内尔不需要我们
‎帮忙准备明天的午餐

632
00:31:35,625 --> 00:31:36,535
‎对吧 迪内尔？

633
00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:39,916
‎我的人已经准备好了

634
00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,130
‎非常好

635
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:45,210
‎有了私人厨师 我就变懒了

636
00:31:45,791 --> 00:31:47,581
‎是个美妙的麻烦

637
00:31:48,416 --> 00:31:49,706
‎就这样吧

638
00:31:56,208 --> 00:31:57,038
‎什么声音？

639
00:32:01,750 --> 00:32:02,670
‎家庭合唱

640
00:32:04,791 --> 00:32:06,461
‎这里就交给各位女士了

641
00:32:07,500 --> 00:32:09,250
‎明天见 瓦伦西亚

642
00:32:09,333 --> 00:32:13,003
‎把那头羊牵出去
‎别让人看见 沙扎科

643
00:32:13,083 --> 00:32:14,503
‎-你来帮我 格蕾丝
‎-我帮你

644
00:32:14,625 --> 00:32:16,825
‎你要去哪儿？你的菜还没做好

645
00:32:16,916 --> 00:32:18,206
‎格蕾丝 去做菜

646
00:32:18,791 --> 00:32:20,131
‎锅都烧起来了

647
00:32:21,541 --> 00:32:23,251
‎-沙扎科
‎-格蕾丝

648
00:32:28,041 --> 00:32:30,421
‎-太好了
‎-我们都快饿死了

649
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:31,830
‎滕巴

650
00:32:32,291 --> 00:32:33,421
‎好

651
00:32:34,291 --> 00:32:35,501
‎谢谢 亲爱的

652
00:32:39,250 --> 00:32:40,880
‎斯布西索
‎你的婚礼准备问题怎么样了？

653
00:32:40,958 --> 00:32:42,418
‎什么叫婚礼准备问题？

654
00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:44,040
‎她说的是…

655
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:46,831
‎一对一的 更像是兄弟般的指导

656
00:32:46,916 --> 00:32:48,706
‎没错

657
00:32:49,250 --> 00:32:51,580
‎滕巴 你知道我的排卵期很短

658
00:32:55,666 --> 00:32:56,666
‎对不起

659
00:32:56,750 --> 00:32:59,580
‎我正在注射激素

660
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:00,576
‎注射？

661
00:33:00,666 --> 00:33:02,996
‎为了怀孕

662
00:33:04,083 --> 00:33:05,043
‎怎么不直接做爱？

663
00:33:05,625 --> 00:33:07,165
‎做爱才能怀孕

664
00:33:08,875 --> 00:33:11,575
‎奶奶 这就说来话长了

665
00:33:13,250 --> 00:33:14,920
‎干杯 我们要给南非带来一场

666
00:33:15,916 --> 00:33:19,206
‎持续数小时的狂欢盛典

667
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:22,751
‎真我不知道我为什么要答应摄制组

668
00:33:22,833 --> 00:33:24,833
‎来个简单的采访不好吗？

669
00:33:25,250 --> 00:33:28,790
‎斯布西索
‎我花了这么多钱包下四季酒店

670
00:33:28,875 --> 00:33:30,875
‎可不仅仅是为了几次采访

671
00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:33,210
‎孩子 你能学会感恩吗？

672
00:33:33,291 --> 00:33:35,581
‎你这么着急就让我们办这件事

673
00:33:35,666 --> 00:33:37,036
‎我明白 只是…

674
00:33:37,125 --> 00:33:39,875
‎我不想让我的婚礼变成一次政党会议

675
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,670
‎我只想办一场小小的婚礼

676
00:33:42,750 --> 00:33:43,880
‎斯布西索

677
00:33:44,916 --> 00:33:47,376
‎看看滕巴和莉蒂亚
‎他们的婚礼很盛大

678
00:33:47,958 --> 00:33:48,828
‎你看他们现在多幸福

679
00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:51,381
‎但他们不做爱

680
00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:01,286
‎姨妈 好了

681
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,880
‎毛巾准备好了

682
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:04,328
‎给图瓦拉家的阿姨们

683
00:34:04,916 --> 00:34:06,206
‎好孩子

684
00:34:06,291 --> 00:34:08,791
‎你为什么要把毛巾
‎从家里一路拿到这儿？

685
00:34:08,916 --> 00:34:12,166
‎如果这个姑娘死了 肯定是我干的

686
00:34:12,250 --> 00:34:13,290
‎我之前已经说过了

687
00:34:14,041 --> 00:34:16,041
‎我可不想被人指责说我故意破坏

688
00:34:16,125 --> 00:34:17,285
‎我妹妹的婚礼

689
00:34:19,791 --> 00:34:21,711
‎你可以把毛巾给我 然后…

690
00:34:21,833 --> 00:34:24,293
‎-放下吧
‎-不用 我能搞定

691
00:34:24,375 --> 00:34:25,245
‎把毛巾给唐朵

692
00:34:25,375 --> 00:34:26,745
‎她知道该把毛巾放在哪儿

693
00:34:32,666 --> 00:34:33,996
‎宝贝 抱歉

694
00:34:34,125 --> 00:34:35,955
‎这些是酒店的毛巾吗？

695
00:34:36,541 --> 00:34:39,381
‎现在想想 这个主意简直烂透了

696
00:34:39,458 --> 00:34:40,378
‎不是

697
00:34:41,291 --> 00:34:42,751
‎但上面有酒店的标志图案

698
00:34:43,583 --> 00:34:44,883
‎不是的 姐妹

699
00:34:44,958 --> 00:34:49,248
‎也许酒店的毛巾也是在这家买的

700
00:34:50,333 --> 00:34:52,633
‎我亲爱的丽菲萝宝贝

701
00:34:53,208 --> 00:34:54,458
‎你要给我婆家人

702
00:34:54,541 --> 00:34:56,331
‎用酒店偷来的毛巾？
‎这酒店还是他们花钱包下的

703
00:34:57,083 --> 00:35:00,383
‎-博冈 你也偷东西？
‎-我？没有

704
00:35:00,500 --> 00:35:01,670
‎都是她一个人干的

705
00:35:02,750 --> 00:35:05,750
‎不是 本来我今天早上要去买毛巾的

706
00:35:05,875 --> 00:35:07,415
‎这些只是暂时…

707
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:09,420
‎要不这样吧？

708
00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:13,210
‎我有个朋友可以帮忙
‎她的店可以早点开门营业

709
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:15,501
‎-她店里卖这种东西
‎-放轻松 好吗？

710
00:35:15,625 --> 00:35:17,165
‎只不过是毛巾

711
00:35:17,791 --> 00:35:19,291
‎这些毛巾

712
00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:22,330
‎是为欢迎仪式准备的

713
00:35:22,416 --> 00:35:25,496
‎还好我是挨姨妈的骂 没被我妈妈骂

714
00:35:25,583 --> 00:35:26,883
‎好的 姨妈

715
00:35:26,958 --> 00:35:28,458
‎也许该让你妈妈跟你说说

716
00:35:29,458 --> 00:35:30,498
‎姨妈

717
00:35:36,875 --> 00:35:37,955
‎格蕾丝

718
00:35:38,375 --> 00:35:39,535
‎看到这只羊了吧

719
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:41,170
‎我给它取了名字

720
00:35:41,291 --> 00:35:42,711
‎它的名字叫肉肉

721
00:35:42,791 --> 00:35:44,711
‎迪内尔真是疯了 我们要吃掉它

722
00:35:45,083 --> 00:35:46,673
‎是啊 我们要吃掉它

723
00:35:47,166 --> 00:35:49,626
‎她一定会告诉所有人

724
00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:52,878
‎这是她做过的最好吃的羊肉咖喱

725
00:35:52,958 --> 00:35:55,788
‎-你了解她
‎-她很可笑

726
00:35:56,875 --> 00:35:59,535
‎她跟她姐姐莫普在一个交友群里

727
00:35:59,625 --> 00:36:01,075
‎她们话超多

728
00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,961
‎你每次都能听见她大喊“格蕾丝”

729
00:36:06,041 --> 00:36:07,791
‎沙扎科

730
00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,075
‎格蕾丝

731
00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:10,666
‎沙扎科

732
00:36:10,750 --> 00:36:12,670
‎紧急情况

733
00:36:20,583 --> 00:36:22,463
‎你们也太夸张了

734
00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:24,581
‎毛巾！

735
00:36:24,666 --> 00:36:27,786
‎布蒂梅洛 你就喜欢惹别人生气

736
00:36:28,375 --> 00:36:30,285
‎这里的紧急情况就是毛巾？

737
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:31,998
‎我不想冒犯你

738
00:36:32,083 --> 00:36:33,463
‎我可以列出你所有的缺点…

739
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,213
‎但我们要在这里待上一段时间

740
00:36:35,333 --> 00:36:37,083
‎别这样跟我说话

741
00:36:37,666 --> 00:36:38,876
‎还要我做什么？

742
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,210
‎图米 我婆家人会听到的

743
00:36:41,416 --> 00:36:42,626
‎你就只在乎这个吗？

744
00:36:42,750 --> 00:36:44,080
‎是啊 这是我的婚礼

745
00:36:46,125 --> 00:36:47,035
‎我不需要这一切

746
00:36:47,833 --> 00:36:48,923
‎如果我是一个大麻烦

747
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:51,130
‎那就别叫我来参加婚礼

748
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:52,420
‎天啊

749
00:36:53,041 --> 00:36:54,171
‎-图米
‎-天啊

750
00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:55,880
‎到底是怎么回事？

751
00:36:55,958 --> 00:36:58,328
‎这里的紧急情况真的是因为毛巾？

752
00:37:08,500 --> 00:37:09,880
‎对不起 妈妈

753
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,170
‎希望你不是要去见斯布西索
‎婚礼前见新郎不吉利

754
00:37:13,291 --> 00:37:15,211
‎不是的

755
00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:17,170
‎那些装饰…

756
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:21,831
‎我真的很高兴能嫁给斯布西索

757
00:37:21,916 --> 00:37:24,536
‎是啊 你再也不用工作了

758
00:37:25,333 --> 00:37:27,423
‎我说的不是钱

759
00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,670
‎这里就我们两个人 别装了

760
00:37:31,333 --> 00:37:32,583
‎去睡觉吧 美人

761
00:37:33,500 --> 00:37:35,460
‎你不想明天拍照的时候

762
00:37:35,541 --> 00:37:37,131
‎顶着两个黑眼圈吧？

763
00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,833
‎那样会很丑

764
00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:57,631
‎-嗨
‎-这不吉利

765
00:37:57,750 --> 00:37:58,880
‎好了 怎么了？

766
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,415
‎-每个人都在破坏我的婚礼
‎-你想让我处理一下吗？

767
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:03,830
‎-好
‎-好吗？

768
00:38:03,916 --> 00:38:04,916
‎不

769
00:38:05,500 --> 00:38:07,170
‎这样只会让事情更糟

770
00:38:07,958 --> 00:38:09,378
‎我们去民政局登个记就好了

771
00:38:09,500 --> 00:38:10,580
‎不

772
00:38:10,666 --> 00:38:12,826
‎我可不想因为你的吝啬
‎取消我梦寐以求的婚礼

773
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:14,958
‎吝啬？

774
00:38:15,791 --> 00:38:16,961
‎-不吉利
‎-好吧

775
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,043
‎你知道伦敦一套公寓要多少钱吗？

776
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:23,285
‎天知道你为什么挑了间两室的房子

777
00:38:23,375 --> 00:38:24,535
‎是为了我们以后的宝宝

778
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:28,631
‎我们离生宝宝还远着呢 对吧？

779
00:38:31,041 --> 00:38:32,291
‎-怎么了？
‎-没怎么

780
00:38:33,666 --> 00:38:35,956
‎我姐姐和妈妈
‎能不能别在我婚礼上吵架？

781
00:38:36,541 --> 00:38:37,751
‎你想等她们不吵架了再结婚吗？

782
00:38:38,333 --> 00:38:39,333
‎不

783
00:38:39,708 --> 00:38:41,918
‎下次再想定这个酒店
‎要等到2022年

784
00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:43,630
‎这么短的时间 她们俩不会休战的

785
00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:45,580
‎好吧

786
00:38:45,666 --> 00:38:47,706
‎我知道怎么能让你开心点

787
00:38:50,541 --> 00:38:54,501
‎来 过来

788
00:38:57,416 --> 00:38:58,496
‎过来

789
00:39:05,208 --> 00:39:07,288
‎-不行 要等到婚礼之后
‎-安静

790
00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:11,880
‎不行 宝贝 这样不吉利

791
00:39:12,541 --> 00:39:14,501
‎你说这话真像我妈妈

792
00:39:15,291 --> 00:39:18,041
‎-不
‎-我开玩笑的

793
00:40:09,416 --> 00:40:10,416
‎嘿

794
00:40:11,750 --> 00:40:12,710
‎嘿

795
00:40:14,458 --> 00:40:15,628
‎你好吗？

796
00:40:16,791 --> 00:40:17,881
‎好

797
00:40:20,208 --> 00:40:21,288
‎你老婆呢？

798
00:40:21,375 --> 00:40:23,285
‎她睡觉了

799
00:40:23,875 --> 00:40:25,035
‎她睡得很熟

800
00:40:25,583 --> 00:40:28,673
‎我感觉有点烦躁 你呢？

801
00:40:30,041 --> 00:40:31,001
‎我不参加婚礼了

802
00:40:31,666 --> 00:40:32,746
‎什么？

803
00:40:32,833 --> 00:40:33,923
‎我都不知道可以不参加

804
00:40:34,041 --> 00:40:35,631
‎我是游戏女王

805
00:40:35,708 --> 00:40:37,038
‎你看 我连他们的酒都偷来了

806
00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:42,713
‎不了 谢谢

807
00:40:43,666 --> 00:40:44,706
‎不喝就对了

808
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:46,583
‎这玩意儿喝着跟尿一样

809
00:40:49,208 --> 00:40:50,878
‎我看看

810
00:40:52,041 --> 00:40:53,171
‎我知道这种酒

811
00:40:53,250 --> 00:40:54,750
‎应该挺好喝的啊

812
00:40:55,083 --> 00:40:56,173
‎不过你才是专家

813
00:40:56,250 --> 00:40:58,420
‎出名不一定好喝

814
00:40:59,541 --> 00:41:01,581
‎你闻一下这酒

815
00:41:02,958 --> 00:41:03,828
‎告诉我

816
00:41:03,916 --> 00:41:04,786
‎你闻到了什么？

817
00:41:05,333 --> 00:41:06,673
‎酒精？

818
00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:10,460
‎-祖鲁小子
‎-随便吧

819
00:41:10,583 --> 00:41:12,503
‎你应该能闻到一点香气

820
00:41:13,166 --> 00:41:14,956
‎还有酒桶的木香

821
00:41:15,583 --> 00:41:17,673
‎酒的香气

822
00:41:18,208 --> 00:41:19,498
‎可以为你讲述它一生的故事

823
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,285
‎不过这瓶酒是免费给你喝的
‎喝点吧

824
00:41:25,375 --> 00:41:26,575
‎不用了 谢谢

825
00:41:26,708 --> 00:41:28,998
‎来吧 就喝一杯 又不会怎么样

826
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:33,125
‎明天我想保持清醒 我想集中精神

827
00:41:33,541 --> 00:41:35,631
‎-你也该保持清醒
‎-不

828
00:41:36,041 --> 00:41:37,331
‎我在酒的世界里过得不错

829
00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:39,416
‎我不会觉得孤单

830
00:41:40,958 --> 00:41:43,288
‎也不会有人为我犯的每个错误评论我

831
00:41:45,125 --> 00:41:46,245
‎听起来不错

832
00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:48,460
‎是啊

833
00:41:48,541 --> 00:41:49,581
‎只是

834
00:41:50,125 --> 00:41:51,495
‎一晚上的自由时光

835
00:41:53,250 --> 00:41:54,420
‎酒不会评判你

836
00:41:58,291 --> 00:41:59,211
‎喝吧

837
00:41:59,291 --> 00:42:00,171
‎“喝吧”

838
00:42:00,291 --> 00:42:02,671
‎你真烦人

839
00:42:02,750 --> 00:42:03,750
‎好吧

840
00:42:16,750 --> 00:42:18,000
‎还不赖

841
00:42:19,833 --> 00:42:21,003
‎等等 好好走路

842
00:42:21,083 --> 00:42:23,833
‎我在好好走路啊

843
00:42:24,416 --> 00:42:26,786
‎你会精疲力尽

844
00:42:27,458 --> 00:42:29,288
‎我全部的爱

845
00:42:29,875 --> 00:42:32,285
‎-我感觉充满活力
‎-没错

846
00:42:32,750 --> 00:42:33,960
‎我现在无所不能

847
00:42:34,291 --> 00:42:36,711
‎我无所不能

848
00:42:55,833 --> 00:42:57,963
‎我一直看着你

849
00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:07,455
‎好

850
00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,330
‎我们去游泳

851
00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:14,575
‎-你会游泳吗？
‎-不会

852
00:43:54,583 --> 00:43:56,633
‎嘿 你在哪？

853
00:43:56,708 --> 00:43:58,038
‎我们今晚不是有安排吗？

854
00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:01,328
‎美人肯定有很多事让你做吧？

855
00:44:02,458 --> 00:44:04,078
‎听到留言后给我回电话

856
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:18,080
‎（12月23日 传统婚礼日）

857
00:44:41,458 --> 00:44:45,668
‎滕巴肯定没事 没必要争吵

858
00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:47,458
‎他现在还不接电话

859
00:44:47,583 --> 00:44:49,293
‎他肯定还在酒店

860
00:44:49,416 --> 00:44:50,536
‎我出去找他

861
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:53,420
‎不行

862
00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:55,961
‎我不会让那孩子的妄想症

863
00:44:56,041 --> 00:44:57,501
‎打扰我们的客人

864
00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,083
‎-斯布西索
‎-怎么？

865
00:45:00,208 --> 00:45:02,998
‎你觉得哪一条上镜更好看？

866
00:45:11,750 --> 00:45:13,000
‎你好 我想问一下

867
00:45:13,125 --> 00:45:14,825
‎-谁见过我丈夫？
‎-发生什么事了吗？

868
00:45:15,458 --> 00:45:16,788
‎没有 没事

869
00:45:19,541 --> 00:45:20,751
‎怎么回事？

870
00:45:21,833 --> 00:45:22,753
‎-我去看看
‎-喂

871
00:45:23,333 --> 00:45:25,543
‎别去 先干完活
‎幸好这场闹剧跟我们无关

872
00:45:25,666 --> 00:45:27,826
‎沙扎科也把那头羊弄走了

873
00:45:28,666 --> 00:45:29,786
‎-那个…
‎-怎么？

874
00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:33,831
‎你们两个真过分

875
00:45:33,916 --> 00:45:35,326
‎姐姐

876
00:45:36,083 --> 00:45:37,583
‎别扔下我

877
00:45:37,708 --> 00:45:38,878
‎他本来想把羊杀了

878
00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,878
‎可是他喝得太醉 我就带他回家了

879
00:45:41,833 --> 00:45:44,133
‎但我一个人又没法把羊装上车

880
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:47,078
‎你们两个人办一件事都办不好

881
00:45:47,166 --> 00:45:49,126
‎-我的天
‎-羊在哪儿呢？

882
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,330
‎之前还拴在这里的 姐姐

883
00:45:51,416 --> 00:45:53,326
‎-你看这里有羊吗？
‎-别这样 姐姐

884
00:45:53,458 --> 00:45:55,078
‎坎蒂丝和图瓦拉家的人也在

885
00:45:55,166 --> 00:45:56,876
‎可不能让他们比我们先找到羊

886
00:45:57,958 --> 00:45:59,038
‎图瓦拉家的人来了

887
00:46:00,750 --> 00:46:01,750
‎快走

888
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:08,665
‎-你们还在找滕巴？
‎-可惜还没找到

889
00:46:08,791 --> 00:46:10,541
‎-再给他打电话试试
‎-好

890
00:46:13,083 --> 00:46:14,333
‎我们去那边看看

891
00:46:38,625 --> 00:46:40,415
‎图米？滕巴的手机怎么在你这儿？

892
00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:41,920
‎完蛋了

893
00:46:42,291 --> 00:46:43,421
‎只是…

894
00:46:44,791 --> 00:46:47,041
‎-图米
‎-我丈夫在哪儿？

895
00:46:48,333 --> 00:46:49,923
‎他的内裤怎么飘在泳池上？

896
00:46:50,541 --> 00:46:52,171
‎事情不是你们想的那样

897
00:46:52,291 --> 00:46:53,421
‎他喝酒了？

898
00:46:53,541 --> 00:46:55,381
‎-喝了很多
‎-就一点点

899
00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:57,458
‎我们得报警

900
00:46:58,041 --> 00:46:59,251
‎布蒂梅洛 你在干什么？

901
00:46:59,375 --> 00:47:00,955
‎你做了什么？

902
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,791
‎万一被趁火打劫的媒体发现了呢？

903
00:47:02,916 --> 00:47:03,956
‎她又不舒服了

904
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:06,380
‎等一下 为什么大惊小怪的？

905
00:47:06,500 --> 00:47:07,830
‎滕巴在戒酒

906
00:47:08,416 --> 00:47:09,576
‎天啊

907
00:47:10,125 --> 00:47:11,665
‎这就能解释很多问题了

908
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:13,500
‎是啊 上次滕巴喝醉时

909
00:47:13,583 --> 00:47:15,883
‎跑到莫桑比克去了 还没有护照

910
00:47:16,000 --> 00:47:20,170
‎引发了一场令人瞩目的外交事件
‎损害了我的形象

911
00:47:20,291 --> 00:47:22,171
‎我们肯定能在他
‎去莫桑比克之前找到他

912
00:47:22,833 --> 00:47:24,463
‎看 这是什么？

913
00:47:26,916 --> 00:47:28,286
‎这是什么？

914
00:47:28,375 --> 00:47:29,995
‎我要杀了你

915
00:47:30,125 --> 00:47:31,075
‎-不要 等一下
‎-别这样

916
00:47:31,208 --> 00:47:33,168
‎跳啊 跳过来

917
00:47:33,750 --> 00:47:35,080
‎-怎么跳？
‎-过来

918
00:47:35,208 --> 00:47:37,578
‎拜托

919
00:47:41,208 --> 00:47:42,418
‎别拦着我

920
00:47:42,541 --> 00:47:44,581
‎-婚礼取消
‎-妈妈

921
00:47:44,708 --> 00:47:49,458
‎-乡巴佬
‎-瓦伦西亚

922
00:47:49,541 --> 00:47:50,581
‎图米 到底怎么回事？

923
00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:01,040
‎我说了事情不是你们想的那样

924
00:48:01,125 --> 00:48:02,075
‎图米

925
00:48:02,958 --> 00:48:03,918
‎比你们想的更糟

926
00:48:45,083 --> 00:48:47,083
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