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‎我全部的照片，圖米！

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‎所有計畫、主題標籤
‎全都付諸流水了！

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‎因為妳只在乎妳自己

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‎妳自私又自我中心

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‎這兩個詞是同個意思

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‎現在什布家都知道

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‎妳是個蕩婦，弗西聽到了沒？

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‎沒別的辦法了

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‎我們不能跟這群人往來，我們走人！

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‎祖先在警告我們！

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‎這些人就是垃圾，這是個徵兆！

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‎媽，提巴喝醉在外面亂搞

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‎不是祖先的徵兆，好嗎？

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‎這是不幸男人的徵兆

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‎媽，我拜託妳
‎這是我的婚禮，我們不能…

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‎取消？不行！

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‎還有挽救的餘地，我是說

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‎圖瓦拉家的人很講理

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‎維妮莎除外

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‎還有提巴

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‎老實說，我不知道他會逃跑

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‎這不是我的錯

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‎然後她還搞上已婚男

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‎但妳聽到他們說的
‎這就是像他會幹的事

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‎他搞消失

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‎喝個爛醉

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‎等錢花光了，他就會回來了

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‎-他以前也這樣過
‎-沒錯

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‎要是沒有全員到齊

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‎沒辦法舉辦傳統婚禮！不行！

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‎現在的醜聞是
‎提巴和新娘的姐姐上床了

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‎現在的醜聞是我丈夫背叛了我！

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‎妳必須堅守婚姻

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‎老天！

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‎我們必須打給賓客

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‎-因為現在只剩…
‎-再七小時，賓客就要到了

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‎-妳知道嗎？我可以解決…
‎-妳做的夠多了

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‎那送禮儀式怎麼辦？

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‎沒有傳統儀式，午宴要怎麼進行？

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‎-這又有什麼意義？
‎-拜託別再提該死的毛巾了

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‎我想我們都搞錯重點了

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‎我們是一家人，我們應該團結

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‎我們應該藉這次機會

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‎像家人一樣坦誠相對

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‎不要現在搞這個，不會看臉色嗎？

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‎坦誠什麼？
‎我籌辦這場完美婚禮很久了

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‎-閉嘴，博甘！
‎-對，閉嘴

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‎不准妳這樣對她說話

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‎又不是他叫妳去當個蕩婦

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‎還昭告天下

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‎-賓客要到了
‎-電視台的人也在路上了

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‎弗西，沒人在乎該死的電視台

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‎你原本可以簡單一點

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‎辦個迎娶儀式就好了

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‎但弗西總想大肆鋪張

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‎如果你聽我的，這些事都不會發生

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‎我叫妳不要毀了妹妹的婚禮

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‎拜託，大家冷靜點

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‎聽著，我會找到提巴…

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‎-馬上打電話
‎-媽，別這樣

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‎怎麼了？

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‎幹嘛浪費別人的時間
‎和白白讓他們盛裝打扮？

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‎對，我會在兩點前

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‎把他帶回來

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‎-我來處理
‎-我來處理

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‎NETFLIX 原創影集

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‎我得專心，止痛藥、氣泡水

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‎小心別被麗迪雅打

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‎止痛藥、氣泡水，小心別被麗迪雅打

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‎-感謝老天，你出現了
‎-嗨，妳好嗎？

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‎我很好，妳呢？

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‎-對…我需要你幫忙
‎-昨晚呢？發生什麼事了？

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‎我想你不太明白

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‎情況非常緊急，我需要你馬上幫我

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‎妳沒有回答我的問題

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‎-第一伴郎失蹤了
‎-什麼意思？

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‎什麼什麼意思？

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‎他消失了，沒有他就沒辦法舉行婚禮

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‎好，那你們有叫警察嗎？

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‎可以追蹤他的手機
‎妳有聯絡他的朋友嗎？

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‎聽著…我很謝謝你這麼熱心

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‎但我現在比較需要行動勝於言語

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‎-現在？
‎-不是，凱亞，先吃早餐？

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‎再游個泳，當然是現在，凱亞！

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‎拜託，我求你了

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‎好啦，我車停在外面

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‎就在那？那我們走

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‎好，因為我知道車停在哪

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‎肥美！

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‎我到處在找妳

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‎妳幹嘛躲起來？

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‎我知道為什麼會發生這些事

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‎我沒有得到爸爸的祝福

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‎妳爸？

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‎-拜託，美美
‎-這是個徵兆

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‎為什麼大家都想找藉口
‎而非面對現實？

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‎我那笨蛋哥哥和妳那輕率的姐姐

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‎像青少年一樣把事情搞得一團糟
‎還要我們收拾善後

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‎但我應該要打給爸的

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‎現在還來的及，對吧？

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‎-妳該打的
‎-但你不覺得太突然了嗎？

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‎我知道妳若沒與父親共舞
‎妳不會真正開心的

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‎-很老套，我知道
‎-沒錯

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‎我應得一個與爸爸共舞的機會

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‎當然，所以打給他吧

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‎我媽非常想停辦這場婚禮

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‎所以在我們找到提巴前
‎妳還有些時間

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‎-有那麼糟？
‎-非常糟

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‎但我會處理，我會殺了提巴

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‎-寶貝
‎-我要把他給宰了

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‎那妳打算怎麼辦？

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‎管他的，我打給他

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‎妳會打給他？看看妳

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‎妳說這句話真性感，再說一次

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‎-管他的，我打給他
‎-管他的，我打給他，好嗎？

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‎寶貝，婚禮後再說

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‎婚禮後再說

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‎我絕對要把提巴宰了

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‎迪妮諾，沒時間了
‎我們得想出個辦法

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‎來

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‎太好了！我找到肥美了

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‎夏賈克回來了

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‎派對可以開始囉

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‎或是我去把那隻羊給宰了

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‎你沒收到我的簡訊嗎？

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‎哪個？婚禮取消的那個？

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‎我以為妳在開玩笑

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‎我怎麼會開那種玩笑，夏賈克？

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‎說的也是，妳又不懂怎麼開玩笑

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‎所以圖米真的跟已婚男…

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‎閉嘴，別管了

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‎我們來禱告，只有這樣才能除掉

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‎這個家庭中的惡

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‎-或是我們把羊宰了
‎-不行！

135
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‎-我有個計劃
‎-不准

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‎現在最不需要的
‎就是你的計畫，夏賈克

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‎米菠姐姐，妳忘了我們能辦這場婚禮

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‎都是多虧我的談判技巧

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‎夏賈克，拜託別再幫倒忙了

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‎聽迪妮諾的話

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‎別蹚這渾水

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‎告訴我，為什麼不找警察
‎反而要我們要親自出馬找他？

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‎-他發生什麼事了？
‎-我在泳池和他做了兩次

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‎我說過了

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‎他喝得爛醉，你知道，然後就失蹤了

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‎圖瓦拉家的人想要掩蓋這件事

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‎因為婚禮沒有他也不能進行

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‎所以為了美美，我就自願出來找他了

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‎-有一半是事實
‎-看看妳

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‎-願意幫助別人了
‎-閉嘴啦！

151
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‎說真的，我認為妳做的很好

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‎美美會很高興妳願意拯救她的婚禮

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‎現在她能信賴妳了

154
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‎是啊，我人真好

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‎而且值得信賴

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‎這個嘛

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‎除了放鳥好友之外

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‎-不
‎-妳很不守信

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‎不行，凱亞，你別再記仇了

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‎我道歉過了，好嗎？
‎昨晚我壓力很大，我在幹…

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‎提巴

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‎一些婚禮的事

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‎有什麼大不了的？

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‎我本來想和妳聊聊天

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‎敘敘舊，很久沒見了

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‎對，很久沒見了，是吧？

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‎是啊

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‎-乾杯
‎-乾杯

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‎瑪拉德比，願妳安息！

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‎妳養大了一個帥哥兒子！

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‎等等！

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‎我超愛這首歌

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‎-不，妳討厭這首歌…
‎-我超愛這首

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‎-我愛這首歌！你不懂我
‎-什麼？

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‎聽好了

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‎妳先

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‎好

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‎我原本想說

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‎昨晚

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‎-該死！
‎-好哦

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‎-怎麼了？
‎-胎壓

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‎等等，我看一下

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‎特倫斯

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‎寶貝，我不知道你為何不接我手機

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‎我應該已經留了上百個語音留言了

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‎但聽著

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‎你不用來了

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‎婚禮取消了，我會解釋的，很誇張

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‎我很希望你能及時聽到這個留言

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‎我到家就馬上打給你，好嗎？

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‎-博甘！
‎-好，拜

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‎你在跟誰通話？是圖米嗎？

193
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‎聽著 不准插手她這灘混水
‎聽到沒？

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‎媽，圖米犯了錯

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‎至少大家都知道提巴是哪種人了

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‎知道這個又能怎樣？

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‎-能挽回婚禮嗎？
‎-不能

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‎但至少圖米不會隱藏自我

199
00:10:40,041 --> 00:10:41,251
‎她該隱藏的

200
00:10:41,333 --> 00:10:43,923
‎她該乖一點，並尊重家人

201
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,920
‎走吧，我要你來幫我
‎去廚房做薑汁啤酒

202
00:11:01,625 --> 00:11:02,665
‎你好，爸

203
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:05,790
‎是我，你的女兒，美美

204
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,036
‎還記得我嗎？

205
00:11:11,375 --> 00:11:12,535
‎喂？

206
00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:14,711
‎有什麼事？

207
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:29,785
‎我們不是來責備提巴
‎而是來原諒他的

208
00:11:29,875 --> 00:11:33,825
‎當你還年輕、性慾強、精力旺盛…

209
00:11:33,916 --> 00:11:35,326
‎我們懂你的意思

210
00:11:35,458 --> 00:11:37,378
‎對，你懂的，部長

211
00:11:38,416 --> 00:11:41,826
‎-就像需要馴服的野獸
‎-那圖米呢？

212
00:11:42,833 --> 00:11:46,133
‎你們之間，誰沒犯過罪
‎誰就可以先拿石頭打她

213
00:11:46,208 --> 00:11:47,748
‎聽好了，這不是提巴的錯

214
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,253
‎他是已婚的那方

215
00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:52,083
‎但話說回來，我們沒有怪他

216
00:11:52,208 --> 00:11:54,628
‎我不會這樣無禮，你有聽懂嗎？

217
00:11:54,708 --> 00:11:57,878
‎羞辱？怎麼說？我是來說和的

218
00:12:02,750 --> 00:12:04,380
‎也許你和我該進行一些

219
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:07,460
‎-男人之間的對談
‎-你說什麼？

220
00:12:09,500 --> 00:12:13,250
‎呃，我想你該離開了

221
00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:17,415
‎我們是家人，我們該同心協力

222
00:12:17,500 --> 00:12:19,080
‎你不是我家人

223
00:12:19,625 --> 00:12:21,955
‎但我們是啊，你們已經交了聘金

224
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:24,631
‎所以才說這是傳統婚禮

225
00:12:24,916 --> 00:12:25,956
‎回不去了

226
00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:28,581
‎那就解除婚約吧，夏賈克

227
00:12:28,708 --> 00:12:30,168
‎-小維
‎-怎樣？

228
00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:34,208
‎也許我們不該把情況弄得那麼糟

229
00:12:34,416 --> 00:12:37,166
‎妳知道電視台的人要來了
‎還有婚宴的…

230
00:12:37,250 --> 00:12:39,960
‎弗西！沒有比這更糟的情況了

231
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:43,541
‎聽好了，老頭，我們要解除婚約

232
00:12:43,625 --> 00:12:45,745
‎我們要拿回聘金

233
00:12:47,083 --> 00:12:49,293
‎別裝得一臉震驚，我們要拿回聘金

234
00:12:49,416 --> 00:12:51,126
‎每一分錢都要，聽清楚了沒？

235
00:12:57,375 --> 00:12:58,745
‎我想到了一招，好嗎？

236
00:12:58,875 --> 00:13:02,955
‎這是我對妳這頑固的傢伙
‎給的最後的建議了

237
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:04,501
‎-好
‎-好

238
00:13:04,625 --> 00:13:07,165
‎所以妳要先上台，好嗎？

239
00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,380
‎然後站在所有人面前

240
00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,918
‎接著開口高歌

241
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,170
‎“快點，洗個澡”

242
00:13:15,583 --> 00:13:17,003
‎-“快點，洗個澡”？真假？
‎-對啊

243
00:13:17,083 --> 00:13:19,463
‎這是一首經典情歌

244
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:20,921
‎不然妳想唱什麼？

245
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,040
‎不然妳想唱妳的經典名曲
‎“命運”嗎？

246
00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,628
‎我才不要在伴娘致詞的時候唱歌

247
00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:29,790
‎那妳要幹嘛，天才？

248
00:13:31,416 --> 00:13:32,576
‎我不知道

249
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,540
‎也許我會落跑吧

250
00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:37,708
‎對，妳最拿手的

251
00:13:38,291 --> 00:13:39,461
‎你在說什麼？

252
00:13:39,541 --> 00:13:40,671
‎我只是說

253
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:43,291
‎大家都知道妳最擅長落跑了

254
00:13:45,625 --> 00:13:47,745
‎為什麼我覺得我們好像不是在講

255
00:13:47,958 --> 00:13:49,288
‎致詞的事了？

256
00:13:51,958 --> 00:13:54,288
‎對我來說，妳落跑我一點都不稀奇

257
00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,075
‎因為妳也從我身邊落跑了，對吧？

258
00:13:57,708 --> 00:13:58,958
‎只不過是一晚罷了

259
00:13:59,625 --> 00:14:02,165
‎然後妳就逃到開普敦了

260
00:14:02,291 --> 00:14:03,631
‎就這樣

261
00:14:03,708 --> 00:14:05,498
‎你媽當時剛過世

262
00:14:06,041 --> 00:14:07,291
‎你當時很脆弱

263
00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:11,293
‎你需要轉移注意力

264
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,786
‎你是在問我還是在告訴我？

265
00:14:15,625 --> 00:14:17,125
‎你睡過那麼多人，凱亞，大家都知道

266
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,330
‎-妳也是
‎-沒錯！

267
00:14:19,875 --> 00:14:21,955
‎那我要怎麼把那晚當真？

268
00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:25,251
‎因為妳和我

269
00:14:28,708 --> 00:14:30,078
‎我們自己明瞭

270
00:15:03,708 --> 00:15:05,958
‎自從那晚，我們的關係就變了

271
00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:08,078
‎我討厭這樣

272
00:15:12,708 --> 00:15:13,958
‎我也是

273
00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:19,671
‎那現在呢？

274
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:41,380
‎我去找他談談

275
00:15:48,041 --> 00:15:49,541
‎迪妮！

276
00:15:49,666 --> 00:15:51,746
‎幹嘛，夏賈克？
‎幹嘛學爸這樣叫我？

277
00:15:51,833 --> 00:15:53,543
‎我可以殺那隻羊嗎？

278
00:15:53,625 --> 00:15:56,075
‎我不想再聽到你和那隻羊的事情
‎可以嗎？

279
00:15:57,041 --> 00:16:00,081
‎好，但我們得殺些什麼

280
00:16:00,166 --> 00:16:03,416
‎才能知道爸媽對於圖瓦拉家的事
‎希望我們怎麼處理

281
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:06,130
‎那些人根本不聽我說

282
00:16:08,041 --> 00:16:09,131
‎你做了什麼？

283
00:16:10,041 --> 00:16:13,001
‎我去找他們，只有去談一下

284
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,250
‎去動之以情

285
00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,995
‎但看來他們沒心沒肺

286
00:16:18,125 --> 00:16:20,455
‎-你跟圖瓦拉家談過了？
‎-他們說什麼？

287
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:22,670
‎他們想要拿回聘金

288
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:25,831
‎我的天啊，米菠姐姐，你說什麼？

289
00:16:26,833 --> 00:16:29,253
‎-他們想要拿回全部的聘金
‎-要怎麼還？

290
00:16:29,375 --> 00:16:31,535
‎我們改裝了家裡、買了新衣

291
00:16:31,666 --> 00:16:33,706
‎買了編織品，還有這些食物！

292
00:16:34,416 --> 00:16:35,286
‎你知道撒旦

293
00:16:35,416 --> 00:16:37,876
‎想殺了我，他利用我家人來摧毀我

294
00:16:37,958 --> 00:16:40,288
‎-你，還有妳
‎-我？

295
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,286
‎如果我們照著傳統走…

296
00:16:42,416 --> 00:16:45,036
‎-米菠，拜託
‎-是米菠姐姐！

297
00:16:45,166 --> 00:16:46,456
‎對，妳該叫她米菠姐姐

298
00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:49,038
‎我要自己去跟他們說，他們會理解的

299
00:16:49,125 --> 00:16:50,455
‎哦，祝妳好運

300
00:16:50,541 --> 00:16:53,501
‎那個維妮莎頑固又無禮

301
00:16:54,708 --> 00:16:56,078
‎她今天要遇到對手了

302
00:16:57,666 --> 00:16:58,916
‎迪妮諾！

303
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,500
‎-米菠姐姐，拜託妳別插手
‎-迪妮諾！

304
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:02,583
‎走吧

305
00:17:02,666 --> 00:17:04,666
‎快走，夏賈克

306
00:17:21,915 --> 00:17:23,535
‎太好了，你們到了

307
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,245
‎很抱歉遲到了

308
00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:26,423
‎有些工作人員

309
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,830
‎希望能拍一些我的照片

310
00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:31,745
‎對，有人甚至問我

311
00:17:31,875 --> 00:17:36,075
‎我是不是這婚禮中最德高望重的人

312
00:17:36,208 --> 00:17:38,828
‎我可能要讓他失望了

313
00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:42,081
‎我看起來是很像聖人
‎但我不是那種部長

314
00:17:48,083 --> 00:17:49,673
‎我來了！

315
00:17:50,458 --> 00:17:52,958
‎冠軍登場了！

316
00:17:53,083 --> 00:17:54,713
‎他在這裡做什麼？

317
00:17:56,916 --> 00:18:00,876
‎-西雅
‎-圖瓦拉來啦

318
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,540
‎-西雅
‎-圖瓦拉家的老大

319
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:07,788
‎-主角在此！
‎-西雅

320
00:18:07,916 --> 00:18:09,626
‎你好嗎？

321
00:18:09,750 --> 00:18:10,710
‎西雅，你在這裡做什麼？

322
00:18:11,166 --> 00:18:13,456
‎-我們沒想到你會來
‎-我是老大

323
00:18:13,541 --> 00:18:15,631
‎你不能不邀貴賓來啊，馬弗

324
00:18:15,708 --> 00:18:18,418
‎別用這名字叫我
‎此時此地，往後都不准！

325
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:21,420
‎有好康的怎麼能不邀我？

326
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,710
‎我還得從別人口中知道

327
00:18:23,791 --> 00:18:25,081
‎自己姪子要結婚了？

328
00:18:25,166 --> 00:18:26,326
‎-聽著
‎-馬弗！

329
00:18:26,416 --> 00:18:29,996
‎沒人知道你現在能自由行動

330
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,670
‎這些人是來拍我的

331
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:35,580
‎他們要來拍我、全家還有整個婚禮

332
00:18:35,666 --> 00:18:36,576
‎不…

333
00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:40,326
‎不能讓他們發現
‎你是誰，你從哪來的

334
00:18:40,958 --> 00:18:41,998
‎你得離開

335
00:18:42,083 --> 00:18:45,083
‎我來了，我不要再回去蹲了

336
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:46,708
‎-蹲大學
‎-對

337
00:18:47,291 --> 00:18:48,291
‎對，所以你冷靜

338
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:49,825
‎-聽著
‎-好

339
00:18:49,916 --> 00:18:53,666
‎-要多少？
‎-你就是這樣，弗西

340
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:55,880
‎你認為所有事情都能用錢解決

341
00:18:57,625 --> 00:19:01,285
‎抱歉，圖瓦拉部長，這裡有些狀況

342
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:05,326
‎是您的太太和塞洛太太

343
00:19:17,958 --> 00:19:18,918
‎這些錢不夠！

344
00:19:23,208 --> 00:19:25,128
‎妳生了一個酒鬼兒子

345
00:19:25,625 --> 00:19:27,415
‎然後妳在這頤指氣使

346
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,500
‎以為自己高人一等

347
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,753
‎-我是高人一等
‎-誰說的？這可悲的傢伙

348
00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:33,333
‎聽著

349
00:19:33,416 --> 00:19:34,326
‎等等，弗西

350
00:19:34,458 --> 00:19:36,168
‎沒有要辦婚禮了
‎妳那拜金的女兒美美

351
00:19:36,291 --> 00:19:39,131
‎不肯幫助我家的什布西

352
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:40,748
‎發生什麼事了？

353
00:19:41,041 --> 00:19:42,961
‎弗西，等等

354
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:45,423
‎一個女兒專門釣金龜婿

355
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:48,710
‎一個女兒專門搞已婚男

356
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,420
‎毫無章法

357
00:19:52,541 --> 00:19:54,171
‎沒有領導人

358
00:19:54,708 --> 00:19:55,748
‎這家族裡沒有真正的男人

359
00:19:56,708 --> 00:19:58,578
‎沒有秩序

360
00:19:58,708 --> 00:20:02,248
‎-別瞧不起我了
‎-這就是為何妳的男人跑了

361
00:20:03,041 --> 00:20:04,581
‎他離開了妳

362
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,375
‎因為他知道妳無一是處，是個瘋婆子

363
00:20:07,500 --> 00:20:11,080
‎嘿！我會用我這張嘴讓妳碎屍萬段

364
00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:12,286
‎妳能拿我怎麼辦？

365
00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:16,043
‎新娘是我們的

366
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:18,166
‎-我們同意！
‎-你在同意什麼？

367
00:20:18,250 --> 00:20:23,500
‎-她確實是我們的！
‎-我們都同意！

368
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:30,133
‎她會為我們洗衣煮飯

369
00:20:34,458 --> 00:20:36,708
‎對！

370
00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:38,673
‎怎麼了？

371
00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:41,500
‎幹嘛那麼安靜，有人死了嗎？

372
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,078
‎提巴，現在是在演哪齣？你刺青了？

373
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:47,496
‎哦，愛情！

374
00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:49,535
‎提巴，你去哪了？

375
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:53,673
‎-我們到處在找你
‎-你弄痛我了啦

376
00:20:54,208 --> 00:20:55,418
‎你趕快去娶妻吧！

377
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:56,710
‎別碰我

378
00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:58,631
‎別這樣！

379
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:00,420
‎什布！

380
00:21:01,125 --> 00:21:04,325
‎伯伯，你什麼時候出獄的？

381
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:08,673
‎嘿！囚犯和酒鬼

382
00:21:08,750 --> 00:21:11,830
‎妳還敢在這瞧不起我們

383
00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,998
‎走吧，弗西

384
00:21:14,125 --> 00:21:16,285
‎怎麼了，媽？

385
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:18,536
‎我們走

386
00:21:20,750 --> 00:21:22,750
‎很痛欸

387
00:21:23,375 --> 00:21:25,785
‎這婚禮還真是齣鬧劇

388
00:21:26,416 --> 00:21:28,126
‎對，一齣鬧劇

389
00:21:29,916 --> 00:21:31,076
‎到底發生什麼事了？

390
00:21:31,166 --> 00:21:33,786
‎為什麼你沒坐過牢還能刺青？

391
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:35,415
‎-很痛欸
‎-為什麼你沒坐過牢還能刺青？

392
00:21:35,500 --> 00:21:38,750
‎你滾吧，只有坐過牢的人才能刺青

393
00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:41,293
‎-你瘋了你
‎-快滾！

394
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:44,963
‎保時捷的問題就在

395
00:21:45,083 --> 00:21:46,503
‎它沒有備胎

396
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,080
‎老闆，維修這輛車要花多少錢？

397
00:21:49,166 --> 00:21:50,246
‎我認識一個人

398
00:21:50,333 --> 00:21:53,503
‎太好了，偏偏這時遇上一個長舌男

399
00:21:53,583 --> 00:21:55,713
‎他手上有零件，有些還是原廠的

400
00:21:55,833 --> 00:21:57,463
‎我們真的得走了

401
00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:00,380
‎女友很嚴格哦，沒關係，出發吧

402
00:22:00,458 --> 00:22:02,498
‎-不是，我們…
‎-不是

403
00:22:03,083 --> 00:22:04,083
‎不是

404
00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:07,671
‎我們沒在交往

405
00:22:07,750 --> 00:22:10,460
‎-我了解，但這不關我的事
‎-不

406
00:22:10,833 --> 00:22:13,673
‎真的，我們沒有在一起

407
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,000
‎對啊

408
00:22:16,083 --> 00:22:17,423
‎聽著，我們只是朋友

409
00:22:18,708 --> 00:22:21,458
‎我們要去參加我妹的婚禮
‎所以我們才在這裡

410
00:22:21,791 --> 00:22:24,541
‎我們需要趕快出發

411
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:27,166
‎好，朋友，妹妹的婚禮

412
00:22:27,291 --> 00:22:28,381
‎完全沒問題，大姐

413
00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:35,955
‎不…

414
00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:39,003
‎（請勿打擾）

415
00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:41,326
‎提巴，你真讓我失望

416
00:22:41,416 --> 00:22:43,416
‎你讓全家、你自己
‎還有你太太都很失望

417
00:22:43,500 --> 00:22:44,880
‎冷靜點，老媽

418
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:48,920
‎我不是在這嗎？我回來了，所以…

419
00:22:52,833 --> 00:22:54,213
‎怎麼了？

420
00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:58,416
‎麗迪雅又沒怎樣，對吧，我的心肝？

421
00:22:59,166 --> 00:23:01,166
‎好吧，我們可以…

422
00:23:02,166 --> 00:23:04,876
‎伯伯回來了，來慶祝吧！

423
00:23:04,958 --> 00:23:07,208
‎一起來慶祝吧

424
00:23:07,291 --> 00:23:08,671
‎什布，拜託你勸勸老媽

425
00:23:08,750 --> 00:23:11,000
‎怎麼回事？我做錯什麼了？

426
00:23:11,291 --> 00:23:13,131
‎別這樣嘛

427
00:23:15,166 --> 00:23:16,166
‎好吧

428
00:23:17,583 --> 00:23:19,423
‎過來，心肝

429
00:23:20,166 --> 00:23:21,576
‎過來這邊

430
00:23:21,833 --> 00:23:23,213
‎提巴！

431
00:23:25,666 --> 00:23:27,536
‎怎麼了嘛？

432
00:23:27,625 --> 00:23:28,875
‎-提巴，去你的，你聽到沒？
‎-冷靜點

433
00:23:28,958 --> 00:23:29,958
‎你毀了我的婚禮

434
00:23:30,083 --> 00:23:32,333
‎-說得對
‎-媽，什麼說得對？

435
00:23:32,416 --> 00:23:33,826
‎妳也沒好到哪去

436
00:23:33,916 --> 00:23:35,206
‎妳怎麼能這樣對美美的媽說話？

437
00:23:35,333 --> 00:23:37,963
‎不准你用這種口氣對我說話
‎聽到沒，什布西？

438
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:39,543
‎夠了！

439
00:23:42,333 --> 00:23:43,173
‎你們兩個都是

440
00:23:46,041 --> 00:23:49,671
‎這個家必須停止互相廝殺

441
00:23:49,958 --> 00:23:52,918
‎彼此鬥爭，立刻！

442
00:23:53,458 --> 00:23:54,748
‎馬上停止

443
00:23:56,041 --> 00:23:57,671
‎這不是請求

444
00:23:59,125 --> 00:24:02,745
‎這是命令，我要求你們遵守命令

445
00:24:03,833 --> 00:24:06,543
‎提巴回來了，表示我們

446
00:24:06,625 --> 00:24:09,665
‎能遵照原本的計畫

447
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,630
‎照常舉行婚禮

448
00:24:12,625 --> 00:24:14,245
‎尊榮的賓客馬上就要到了

449
00:24:14,333 --> 00:24:17,003
‎我不准你們任何人讓我丟臉！

450
00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:19,793
‎-你們聽清楚了沒？
‎-沒有

451
00:24:21,041 --> 00:24:23,081
‎我說不辦婚禮了
‎你沒聽懂嗎，弗西？

452
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:25,380
‎維妮莎，妳要不是乖乖配合

453
00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:27,125
‎就是回家

454
00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:30,421
‎這裡不再妳說了算

455
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:31,920
‎現在，女兒

456
00:24:32,041 --> 00:24:33,711
‎帶提巴去妳的房間

457
00:24:34,208 --> 00:24:35,828
‎讓他好好睡一覺

458
00:24:36,208 --> 00:24:38,248
‎-這裡就是我們房間，爸
‎-沒錯！

459
00:24:39,750 --> 00:24:41,830
‎還有看在老天的份上
‎麻煩你們所有人

460
00:24:42,458 --> 00:24:43,708
‎都拿出最好的一面

461
00:24:43,791 --> 00:24:46,131
‎我們可是圖瓦拉家族！守規矩！

462
00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:50,461
‎這才是我兒子

463
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,250
‎妳也是，媽

464
00:25:05,500 --> 00:25:06,540
‎妳確定嗎？

465
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:10,576
‎-妳真的打算取消？
‎-當然，那群圖瓦拉的可以下地獄了

466
00:25:10,666 --> 00:25:14,036
‎上帝原諒我！

467
00:25:15,375 --> 00:25:16,495
‎迪妮？

468
00:25:21,208 --> 00:25:24,168
‎你想做什麼？
‎你想幫你老婆繼續和我吵嗎？

469
00:25:24,291 --> 00:25:27,421
‎不，我是來為了我家人

470
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,665
‎無禮的行為舉止道歉的

471
00:25:30,041 --> 00:25:33,461
‎我知道我們不值得你們的原諒

472
00:25:33,958 --> 00:25:35,168
‎但提巴回來了

473
00:25:36,666 --> 00:25:39,706
‎美美和什布還是很愛彼此
‎他們還是想結婚

474
00:25:40,375 --> 00:25:43,415
‎我是以什布父親的身份在講這番話

475
00:25:44,083 --> 00:25:47,293
‎不用想我是部長

476
00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,503
‎或是議會的成員

477
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,286
‎或是總統的特別顧問

478
00:25:53,916 --> 00:25:55,126
‎或是媒體寵兒

479
00:25:55,250 --> 00:25:58,330
‎-老天
‎-我只是什布的父親

480
00:25:58,708 --> 00:25:59,878
‎我只想求在場的各位

481
00:26:00,500 --> 00:26:02,580
‎請讓我們的孩子結婚吧

482
00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:12,495
‎如果我們能順利舉行午宴

483
00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:17,503
‎我相信之後的事情也會迎刃而解

484
00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:23,288
‎好吧

485
00:26:25,125 --> 00:26:26,125
‎圖瓦拉先生

486
00:26:29,958 --> 00:26:33,128
‎我會答應是因為我是善良的基督徒

487
00:26:33,666 --> 00:26:35,496
‎我可不是每天都被聖靈充滿

488
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:39,423
‎要是我聽到你太太吭聲

489
00:26:39,625 --> 00:26:40,575
‎我就把她拖出去

490
00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,538
‎這些年有很多人都想這麼做

491
00:26:45,416 --> 00:26:46,326
‎我接受挑戰

492
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:48,668
‎謝謝妳

493
00:26:52,500 --> 00:26:54,000
‎提巴，拜託你乖乖聽話，你得睡一覺

494
00:26:54,083 --> 00:26:56,133
‎別把我當小孩子

495
00:26:56,208 --> 00:26:58,038
‎我又不是小孩，等等

496
00:26:58,125 --> 00:27:00,785
‎如果你不像不聽話的小孩
‎我就不用這樣照顧你了，提巴

497
00:27:01,708 --> 00:27:02,918
‎我們又沒有小孩

498
00:27:03,333 --> 00:27:07,043
‎妳怎麼會知道怎麼照顧小孩？
‎麗迪雅，拜託…

499
00:27:15,250 --> 00:27:18,250
‎心肝

500
00:27:18,791 --> 00:27:20,041
‎不要

501
00:27:24,208 --> 00:27:25,418
‎心肝

502
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:29,745
‎過來嘛

503
00:27:31,958 --> 00:27:32,958
‎心肝

504
00:27:42,458 --> 00:27:47,748
‎-我等下再喝
‎-妳晚點再喝？好

505
00:27:50,958 --> 00:27:52,458
‎閨蜜，怎麼了？

506
00:27:53,083 --> 00:27:55,753
‎婚禮照常舉行了，我以為妳很開心

507
00:27:56,500 --> 00:27:57,790
‎有人看到圖米了嗎？

508
00:27:57,875 --> 00:27:59,165
‎她可能去和提巴進行第二回合了

509
00:27:59,291 --> 00:28:00,831
‎不停做來做去

510
00:28:00,916 --> 00:28:02,786
‎別這樣！還太早了

511
00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:05,745
‎好，沒問題，我的好閨蜜

512
00:28:06,416 --> 00:28:08,286
‎我去找她，然後…

513
00:28:08,583 --> 00:28:09,883
‎因為我是…

514
00:28:10,041 --> 00:28:13,291
‎莉菲洛，幫我個忙，莉菲洛
‎我在跟妳說話

515
00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,625
‎叫她別再喝香檳了

516
00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:18,538
‎還有叫她穿米色內衣，不要穿黑色的

517
00:28:19,083 --> 00:28:22,253
‎還有為了我的未來
‎拜託妳讓她笑一笑

518
00:28:22,375 --> 00:28:23,325
‎電視台的人就要來了

519
00:28:23,416 --> 00:28:26,166
‎我不想要她未來後悔
‎今天沒有保持笑容

520
00:28:26,250 --> 00:28:27,250
‎真是個控制狂

521
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:29,043
‎-莉菲洛！
‎-是的，長官

522
00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,995
‎黑色內衣，寶貝

523
00:28:32,083 --> 00:28:34,753
‎-米色！
‎-黑色，好哦

524
00:28:35,083 --> 00:28:39,833
‎好閨蜜，來喝吧
‎這是妳的大喜日欸！

525
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,420
‎來吧

526
00:28:50,750 --> 00:28:52,500
‎我得進去面對現實了

527
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:56,460
‎又沒什麼困難的
‎又不是妳的錯，對吧？

528
00:28:56,583 --> 00:28:58,043
‎是我的錯

529
00:28:59,916 --> 00:29:01,956
‎怎麼了？發生什麼事？

530
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:05,961
‎我沒有對你實話實說

531
00:29:07,666 --> 00:29:12,666
‎是這樣啊，好哦，我懂了

532
00:29:12,750 --> 00:29:15,580
‎-等等
‎-等等，我明白

533
00:29:15,666 --> 00:29:18,376
‎我知道這真的很老套，但讓我說完

534
00:29:19,541 --> 00:29:22,631
‎我有試著忘記我們之間發生的事
‎我盡力了

535
00:29:22,708 --> 00:29:23,958
‎但我沒辦法

536
00:29:25,416 --> 00:29:27,376
‎妳把原本我一生中最糟的一天

537
00:29:27,458 --> 00:29:29,578
‎變成我一生最棒的一天

538
00:29:30,875 --> 00:29:32,375
‎別跟我說妳那時沒有同樣的感覺

539
00:29:35,500 --> 00:29:37,210
‎妳現在對我的感覺仍是如此嗎？

540
00:29:41,708 --> 00:29:42,918
‎-我知道你在說…
‎-圖米

541
00:29:43,041 --> 00:29:44,081
‎我到處在找妳，請停車

542
00:29:44,208 --> 00:29:47,128
‎美美現在真的很需要妳

543
00:29:47,208 --> 00:29:48,828
‎立刻、馬上，我們得走了

544
00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:51,131
‎他們找到提巴了
‎婚禮照常舉行，走吧

545
00:29:51,208 --> 00:29:53,748
‎-好，提巴回來了？
‎-對，他回來了

546
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,793
‎-那你們怎麼沒跟我說？
‎-是啊

547
00:29:55,875 --> 00:29:57,825
‎我想沒人記得要告知他的情婦

548
00:29:57,958 --> 00:30:00,328
‎-什麼？
‎-拜託，快走吧

549
00:30:00,458 --> 00:30:02,628
‎-等我一下
‎-我們沒時間了

550
00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:04,418
‎妳可以不要再搶鋒頭了嗎？

551
00:30:04,541 --> 00:30:06,131
‎真的，說實話

552
00:30:06,208 --> 00:30:07,878
‎妳在婚禮上的人還不夠多嗎？

553
00:30:08,916 --> 00:30:10,536
‎我就是想跟你說這個

554
00:30:10,625 --> 00:30:11,995
‎-聽我說
‎-該死

555
00:30:12,083 --> 00:30:14,383
‎給我一分鐘，凱亞

556
00:30:14,500 --> 00:30:15,920
‎聽著，先生

557
00:30:16,458 --> 00:30:19,918
‎我不知道提巴酒精成癮
‎我們喝個爛醉

558
00:30:20,041 --> 00:30:23,171
‎然後妳就在妳妹婚禮搞上已婚男？

559
00:30:23,250 --> 00:30:25,830
‎好笑的是，妳拖著我一整天

560
00:30:25,916 --> 00:30:27,126
‎幫妳找妳的砲友？

561
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,958
‎不是，請聽我說，我可以解釋

562
00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:31,421
‎我只是想做對的事，挽回局面…

563
00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:34,080
‎等等，妳放我鴿子
‎是因為妳在和他搞？

564
00:30:35,208 --> 00:30:36,998
‎我原本想跟你說的，好嗎？

565
00:30:37,458 --> 00:30:38,708
‎鬼扯！

566
00:30:38,833 --> 00:30:40,963
‎我以為妳長大了，但妳還是沒變

567
00:30:41,041 --> 00:30:43,921
‎妳還是那麼自私，老是玩同一種把戲

568
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,750
‎其他人都只是圖米秀的配角

569
00:30:45,833 --> 00:30:47,833
‎-不是這樣
‎-不，沒關係

570
00:30:47,958 --> 00:30:50,918
‎妳就這樣過活吧，再見

571
00:30:52,500 --> 00:30:53,750
‎凱亞，我…好

572
00:30:54,208 --> 00:30:57,668
‎我只是想和你坐下來好好…

573
00:30:58,916 --> 00:31:03,746
‎-謝謝
‎-對了，門口在那邊

574
00:31:09,083 --> 00:31:13,543
‎謝天謝地
‎看起來這場鬧劇似乎結束了

575
00:31:13,625 --> 00:31:15,875
‎妳看起來快哭了

576
00:31:15,958 --> 00:31:18,708
‎但我真的很需要妳過來…

577
00:31:18,791 --> 00:31:20,631
‎-我們得走了
‎-好，只要

578
00:31:20,708 --> 00:31:22,418
‎給我一分鐘

579
00:31:22,500 --> 00:31:25,170
‎賓客要來了，所以… 好

580
00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:32,958
‎老天，閨蜜！妳看起來美呆了

581
00:31:33,041 --> 00:31:35,211
‎好，大家放輕鬆，我找到她了

582
00:31:46,958 --> 00:31:49,328
‎大家先出去，走吧

583
00:31:49,416 --> 00:31:50,536
‎好

584
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:52,166
‎先出去，謝謝

585
00:31:57,375 --> 00:31:59,375
‎怎麼了？

586
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:02,378
‎妳是說毀了妳的婚禮
‎然後又失去摯友這件事嗎？

587
00:32:02,458 --> 00:32:04,878
‎沒事，只是我很開心

588
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,880
‎-妳找到提巴了
‎-對

589
00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:08,876
‎看看妳

590
00:32:09,458 --> 00:32:11,038
‎妳要結婚了

591
00:32:11,833 --> 00:32:14,543
‎妳要結婚了！怎麼了？

592
00:32:15,666 --> 00:32:17,286
‎美美，怎麼了？

593
00:32:17,416 --> 00:32:20,416
‎維妮莎說的對，我們家真是一團糟

594
00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,790
‎我們沒有方向，沒有爸爸
‎我們一團亂！

595
00:32:23,875 --> 00:32:26,125
‎-等等，那婊子敢這樣說？
‎-對

596
00:32:26,916 --> 00:32:28,456
‎-維妮莎阿姨，我要…
‎-圖米

597
00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:29,381
‎幹嘛？

598
00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,250
‎美美，怎麼回事？

599
00:32:33,333 --> 00:32:36,003
‎沒有爸爸我辦不到

600
00:32:37,125 --> 00:32:38,785
‎-爸爸？
‎-爸爸

601
00:32:38,916 --> 00:32:41,246
‎妳知道嗎，小乖

602
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:43,423
‎那些賓客都到了

603
00:32:44,541 --> 00:32:45,791
‎我們沒有選擇了

604
00:32:46,958 --> 00:32:48,498
‎好，妳說的對

605
00:32:51,250 --> 00:32:53,380
‎妳知道嗎？管它去死，我們走吧

606
00:32:55,166 --> 00:32:57,126
‎-什麼？
‎-我絕對會後悔的

607
00:32:57,208 --> 00:33:00,498
‎我是說，這不過是一頓午餐罷了

608
00:33:00,583 --> 00:33:03,213
‎新娘不是都會遲到的嗎？

609
00:33:03,291 --> 00:33:04,671
‎對，但妳確定嗎？

610
00:33:04,791 --> 00:33:06,131
‎當然

611
00:33:06,208 --> 00:33:09,128
‎-但我們得立刻出發
‎-還有一件事

612
00:33:09,625 --> 00:33:12,625
‎別說我的婚宴是午餐
‎我已經準備好幾個月了

613
00:33:15,375 --> 00:33:16,575
‎-好
‎-好

614
00:33:17,291 --> 00:33:19,751
‎-好，走吧
‎-我們開什布的車

615
00:33:19,833 --> 00:33:20,833
‎我去拿鑰匙

616
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:32,785
‎我是不是拋下了夢幻婚禮

617
00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:34,786
‎去找一個二十幾年沒見的男人？

618
00:33:34,875 --> 00:33:36,075
‎妳也太晚發現了

619
00:33:36,166 --> 00:33:38,626
‎我不會做這種叛逆的事，妳才會

620
00:33:38,958 --> 00:33:40,288
‎妳在追尋妳想要的

621
00:33:40,708 --> 00:33:41,828
‎-這樣很好
‎-才不好

622
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,456
‎這才不好，應該說糟透了

623
00:33:44,958 --> 00:33:46,248
‎媽會怎麼說？

624
00:33:46,375 --> 00:33:47,785
‎伯母，妳有看到美美嗎？

625
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,125
‎不，我以為她和妳在一起

626
00:33:49,208 --> 00:33:51,578
‎不，伯母，她不見了
‎我們到處在找她

627
00:33:51,666 --> 00:33:53,246
‎圖米也是

628
00:33:56,166 --> 00:33:57,746
‎快停車

629
00:33:57,875 --> 00:34:00,495
‎-快停車
‎-好啦，天啊！

630
00:34:05,416 --> 00:34:07,626
‎美美，怎麼回事？

631
00:34:09,833 --> 00:34:12,543
‎寶貝，怎麼了？

632
00:34:13,958 --> 00:34:16,788
‎這不可能比搞上提巴還遭吧？

633
00:34:18,416 --> 00:34:21,666
‎-等等，妳該不會也和提巴搞了？
‎-什麼？妳有什麼毛病？

634
00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:23,501
‎妳沒有啊？天啊

635
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:26,875
‎那是怎樣？好，等等

636
00:34:27,583 --> 00:34:29,713
‎-美美，拜託
‎-天啊，別再猜了

637
00:34:29,791 --> 00:34:31,001
‎我懷孕了

638
00:34:32,791 --> 00:34:34,211
‎我說出口了

639
00:34:34,333 --> 00:34:35,673
‎該死！

640
00:34:36,416 --> 00:34:38,876
‎-媽知道嗎？
‎-不知道

641
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,208
‎連什布都不知道

642
00:34:42,041 --> 00:34:43,421
‎妳不准說出去

643
00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:46,630
‎難得有機會我能當個好姐姐
‎而不把事情搞砸

644
00:34:46,750 --> 00:34:49,710
‎-我是認真的，圖米，不准說！
‎-好，我不說！

645
00:34:52,375 --> 00:34:55,325
‎但妳知道他們遲早會發現的

646
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:59,168
‎美美，我會挺妳和妳的寶寶
‎我挺你們

647
00:34:59,958 --> 00:35:02,878
‎沒事的

648
00:35:02,958 --> 00:35:04,668
‎不行

649
00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:16,503
‎-嗨
‎-我一直打給你

650
00:35:16,625 --> 00:35:17,705
‎我手機已經沒電幾小時了

651
00:35:17,833 --> 00:35:19,963
‎看來我得找個充電器了

652
00:35:20,083 --> 00:35:22,173
‎因為我得把這些放到ＩＧ上

653
00:35:22,541 --> 00:35:26,171
‎好，我什麼時候可以見到岳母？

654
00:35:26,291 --> 00:35:28,921
‎-特倫斯，說到這個
‎-博甘，我需要你幫忙

655
00:35:32,791 --> 00:35:34,041
‎這位朋友是誰？

656
00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,583
‎媽，這是美美的朋友

657
00:35:38,541 --> 00:35:40,041
‎哦，美美去哪了？

658
00:35:40,166 --> 00:35:43,126
‎我們到處在找她，哪裡都沒看到她

659
00:35:48,666 --> 00:35:49,876
‎這男生怎麼這樣？

660
00:35:49,958 --> 00:35:51,788
‎現在的小孩越來越沒禮貌了

661
00:35:51,875 --> 00:35:53,575
‎如果我是他媽，我就狠狠地打他一頓

662
00:35:53,666 --> 00:35:55,496
‎-我得走了
‎-博甘，你得來幫忙

663
00:35:55,625 --> 00:35:56,625
‎米菠姐姐

664
00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:57,748
‎我們有麻煩了

665
00:35:57,833 --> 00:35:59,713
‎她們去找埃德蒙了

666
00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:00,921
‎她們想把它帶來

667
00:36:01,041 --> 00:36:02,291
‎那怎麼辦？

668
00:36:02,416 --> 00:36:03,876
‎美美傳簡訊跟我說

669
00:36:03,958 --> 00:36:05,878
‎少了他就像少了什麼之類的

670
00:36:05,958 --> 00:36:08,458
‎冷靜點，沒事的

671
00:36:09,041 --> 00:36:10,631
‎不會有事的

672
00:36:13,833 --> 00:36:16,543
‎拜託，冷靜點，根本看不出來

673
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:19,375
‎-妳太瘦了
‎-謝謝

674
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:27,328
‎不該發生這種事的

675
00:36:27,458 --> 00:36:30,828
‎我不是那種先上車後補票的女生

676
00:36:31,916 --> 00:36:34,036
‎事情發生就只能想辦法了

677
00:36:35,291 --> 00:36:36,171
‎我應該跟什布說的

678
00:36:36,250 --> 00:36:38,790
‎但是維妮莎
‎她已經覺得我是拜金女了

679
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,955
‎若她知道我懷有身孕會怎麼想？

680
00:36:41,041 --> 00:36:43,631
‎妳幹嘛管別人怎麼看妳？

681
00:36:43,708 --> 00:36:46,378
‎我又不像妳，圖米，我不想孤單一人

682
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:51,746
‎妳比妳自己想的還更像我

683
00:36:52,875 --> 00:36:55,495
‎我又不像妳對未婚夫說謊

684
00:36:55,791 --> 00:36:58,631
‎至少我會承擔後果，坦坦蕩蕩

685
00:37:03,958 --> 00:37:05,878
‎-那計畫流產了嗎？
‎-老天，圖米！

686
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:07,828
‎不是說小孩啦，拜託！

687
00:37:08,041 --> 00:37:09,331
‎那個渣男老爸

688
00:37:10,583 --> 00:37:12,963
‎不行，我們都到這裡了

689
00:37:14,041 --> 00:37:16,831
‎一旦爸爸參加婚禮，我就可以結婚了

690
00:37:16,916 --> 00:37:19,666
‎我會告訴什布，一切都會沒事的

691
00:37:20,083 --> 00:37:20,923
‎對吧？

692
00:37:22,750 --> 00:37:23,920
‎我不知道

693
00:37:25,083 --> 00:37:27,083
‎但至少妳往後不會後悔

694
00:37:27,166 --> 00:37:28,826
‎沒有去找他

695
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,130
‎好，走吧

696
00:37:32,791 --> 00:37:34,001
‎-來吧
‎-好

697
00:37:36,375 --> 00:37:38,205
‎不用幫忙？好吧

698
00:38:30,583 --> 00:38:33,133
‎-她們是誰？
‎-進去裡面

699
00:38:36,375 --> 00:38:37,495
‎嗨，爸

700
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:41,633
‎妳們想幹嘛？

701
00:38:43,833 --> 00:38:45,503
‎我要結婚了

702
00:38:46,291 --> 00:38:48,751
‎我要嫁給一個完美的男人
‎他叫什布西圖瓦拉

703
00:38:48,833 --> 00:38:50,293
‎今天是我們的傳統婚禮日

704
00:38:50,416 --> 00:38:52,626
‎但若你不在場，我無法辦到

705
00:38:52,708 --> 00:38:54,958
‎我知道這很突然，但是

706
00:38:55,041 --> 00:38:56,831
‎若你能來的話就好了

707
00:38:56,958 --> 00:39:00,878
‎或許你還能在西式婚禮那天
‎牽我走紅毯

708
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:03,918
‎這對我來說很重要，拜託

709
00:39:05,500 --> 00:39:07,460
‎妳們白跑一趟了

710
00:39:08,416 --> 00:39:10,496
‎我已經有新的家人了

711
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:14,790
‎就這樣？

712
00:39:15,625 --> 00:39:19,375
‎你有新家人，那你女兒就管她去死？

713
00:39:19,750 --> 00:39:23,130
‎埃德蒙，孩子不能退貨的
‎不能退還的

714
00:39:23,250 --> 00:39:25,040
‎-圖米
‎-我還沒說完！

715
00:39:25,291 --> 00:39:28,001
‎你也太自私了，你鬼扯一堆

716
00:39:28,083 --> 00:39:32,793
‎為了你的女兒
‎你連這麼小的事情都不願意做？

717
00:39:33,541 --> 00:39:35,461
‎-你拋棄的家人
‎-小聲點

718
00:39:35,583 --> 00:39:36,833
‎怎樣？

719
00:39:37,791 --> 00:39:39,921
‎你的新家人會發現你是個渣男

720
00:39:40,375 --> 00:39:42,415
‎他們不知道你拋棄了兩個孩子嗎？

721
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:44,078
‎一個！

722
00:39:46,708 --> 00:39:49,828
‎哦，可憐的傢伙

723
00:39:50,666 --> 00:39:51,916
‎妳不知道啊？

724
00:39:52,708 --> 00:39:53,748
‎讓我告訴妳

725
00:39:54,666 --> 00:39:57,826
‎迪妮諾帶回來的拖油瓶

726
00:39:58,291 --> 00:40:01,211
‎正在對我無禮狂吠

727
00:40:02,625 --> 00:40:04,205
‎我不是妳爸！

728
00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,786
‎去你的

729
00:40:08,916 --> 00:40:10,206
‎你在撒謊

730
00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:14,883
‎妳媽才是撒謊的那個人

731
00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:17,833
‎我發現那婊子已經有小孩了

732
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,375
‎妳看，這傢伙可能是我的女兒

733
00:40:22,666 --> 00:40:26,456
‎但迪妮諾那婊子帶回來的

734
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:31,750
‎我可不知道是誰的種

735
00:40:32,875 --> 00:40:34,625
‎現在

736
00:40:35,250 --> 00:40:36,380
‎滾開我家門口

737
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,630
‎快滾！

738
00:41:38,375 --> 00:41:40,375
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