[David] Ooh, Nutty Cups it is.
[machine whirrs]
No! Come on.
[sighs]
Shit. Come on.
Hey, guys, a little help?
-Uh, yeah. Sure. -All right. [clears throat]
[exhales]
[80s-style instrumental synth music]
[grunts]
[music stops]
Hey!
Nice.
Got it. Thanks, man. Hey, you guys want any of this?
No, we're good.
-No. Thanks, ma'am. -Have a nice day.
I'm meeting some people from The Crown at the weight room, if you wanna...
cruise by.
All right.
[theme music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[David] Yeah.
You guys.
Welcome to the premiere of The Netflix Afterparty.
I'm David Spade, these are co-hosts Fortune Feimster, London Hughes.
-Hi. -Hi.
We're making history tonight.
This is the first Netflix show to be hosted by three women.
[laughs] Thank you.
It's great having Fortune and London as regular panelists,
although Fortune likes to be known as a flannel-ist.
-[London] That's cheeky. -Come on.
Yours is next.
London's from the UK. She's here for many reasons.
Mostly because it wouldn't be an after-party
without a foreign girl looking for a rich husband.
[laughing] Let me know when you find one.
A lot of people think British people are snobby.
Once you know London,
you'll see why.
-[London] Shut up! -Right away.
-Right off the top. -That's not true! [laughs]
That was in rehearsal. Uh...
So what is this show? Uh...
Seriously, I'm asking. I have no idea.
Well, The Netflix Afterparty is a show where the biggest stars from Netflix
come to talk about your favorite shows.
This will be like other Netflix shows,
if you get past the first four episodes, it's actually pretty good.
[laughter, applause]
Yes.
Tonight we've got comedian Bill Burr, a good buddy of mine.
We've got the cast of Cobra Kai. They will be out in a minute.
I was going to wear my karate gi but it's at the dry cleaners.
Long story short, when you try to break a board,
make sure it isn't filled with charcuterie.
Meats and cheeses, a variety.
It's delicious.
[laughs]
Tonight we'll be talking to them about season three.
I thought season three was them fighting COVID.
COVID Kai. Writes itself.
I almost forgot, happy New Year. It's finally 2021.
I'm so excited to be complaining about a different number.
Right now a lot of people are making resolutions.
I don't make New Year's resolutions,
mostly because I stopped keeping track of time after I turned 38.
My only resolution is to get a McRib. It is back!
-[cheering] -People are very excited, yes.
So excited, to make sure people take the vaccine,
Pfizer is covering it in barbecue sauce.
-That's a good trick. -Sign me up.
Fortune's front of the line.
Some may not need the vaccine.
An American man recently beat COVID just before his 104th birthday.
The man says he can't wait to get back to lying in bed all day.
He says he hasn't been this happy since he beat the Spanish Flu in 1918.
Let's get this going.
Our first guests star in the anticipated season three of Cobra Kai. Take a look.
I got a lead on Robby. But I thought maybe you'd like to help.
The whole reason these kids got into trouble was because of us.
No mercy.
[grunts]
-Ah! -[crowd gasps]
[Daniel] We can't let them suffer because of our issues.
[doctor] Code Blue. Respiration's spiking.
[monitor beeping]
The only way to end this is by working together.
So...
what do you say?
Nice. Please welcome the cast of Cobra Kai.
[crowd cheering]
Hey!
What's up, guys?
-Hey. -Hi, guys.
All right.
Nice.
-Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! -Yeah.
Real quick, we've got William up there, we've got Ralph.
-We've got Mary down here, Tanner... -What's up?
[David] ...and Xolo. Xolo?
-Yes. Sorry, I was... -That's you.
-What's your last name? -Maridueña.
Close. It's...
No, you might wanna go with just "Xolo," like Madonna.
Two of the letters repeat, so it's easy.
Ralph, we'll be with you in 30 minutes. So, Mary...
-It's okay. -No. Ralph...
Congratulations, season three, for all of you.
Ralph, are you excited? What is this season about?
Um, well, it dives deeper into the origins
of both Miyagi-Do karate and Cobra Kai karate.
Two areas I get to go,
LaRusso goes to Okinawa to uncover some...
maybe some secrets that he didn't know about the Miyagi family legacy
and brings that back home to further his story.
There's some great stuff.
You know, there's so-- Everybody, chime in.
It's just loaded, it dives deeper and more intense
and it's awesome.
-[David] I love it. -[Fortune] Yeah.
And there's cool William Zaba-Zaba Zabka. I love it.
This dude is cool from the get go.
-[London] He's so cool. Uh! -[David] Yeah, love it.
Calm down.
Did you think Johnny would end up the way he's ended up on the show?
Uh, at the end of season two, no, I didn't see that coming.
Train wreck and then everybody wipes out.
Xolo's in trouble, Miguel's in trouble. We have a lot of healing to do.
I love what they've done with the character,
what all the characters are doing.
Season three is by far my favorite, and I'm excited that it's out.
William, are you in a dojo right now? I mean, what's behind...
I took over Miyagi-Do.
I went... I had to find a remote location, so I took over Miyagi-Do.
-And just checking it out. -[London] It's nice.
He sells that Cobra Kai backdrop for any Zoom call.
[William] That's right.
Now, Xolo, the second season ended on quite a cliffhanger.
Quite literally. Yeah.
When you read that your character might die,
what did you think?
I guess at first there was a little bit of a surprise.
You're like, "So this is what they think of Miguel."
But, in all seriousness,
our creators Josh, Jon, and Hayden are the biggest Cobra Kai fans.
They had their best intentions going into the writers' rooms. I wasn't too worried.
I think, like, all the characters in our show,
everyone has their highs and lows,
and this one might be a bit lower than I expected.
And Mary, oh, my God,
your audition story is very unique.
Like me, you hadn't seen The Karate Kid films.
We weren't born, guys.
[laughs]
How was it? Tell me about the audition process.
Uh, well, okay, I slept through it.
[laughing]
Yeah, I got my initial audition, and I guess I didn't set any alarms.
I woke up to my boyfriend calling me, saying, "How did your audition go?"
I was like, "What audition?" He was like, "You have that audition." I was, "Right."
He was like, "What was it for?" "It's called Cobra Kai."
"Call, get yourself back in there. Whatever you have to do. Offer them limbs.
Just get your ass back in there!"
So I did and he was like, "Who are you auditioning for?"
I was like, "Oh, her name is Samantha Larrusso."
He was like, "Are you kidding me?"
Luckily, Ralph is the nicest guy ever and we had a great time.
After that, I went home, binge-watched all of them.
And in the middle of that, I got a call from Ralph
welcoming me to the LaRusso family.
-Aw, that's awesome. Yeah. -[applause]
Mary, I like that guy's hair, your boyfriend.
It's literally almost illegally high.
It sticks so high up, it looks like the Dow Jones with the pokes.
-Must be nine inches. You seen his hair? -[Fortune] No.
Anyway... by the way, these two up here, William and Ralph,
you sort of did a switcheroo.
It switched from good guy to bad guy with you guys. That was interesting.
Well, it was... we discussed it at the onset
that the angle opening the show was how to get into The Karate Kid universe
from a different perspective.
So through the eyes of Johnny Lawrence, William's character,
whatever happened to this guy that we had little backstory of.
So we knew there'd be a redemption story going in.
How gray the areas were
and how LaRusso and Lawrence, at certain times,
would become the antagonist to the other is part of the fun of it all.
And that's the cool thing, and the thing that's...
most different from The Karate Kid films,
which was so clearly black and white,
good over evil.
You know, Daniel good, Johnny bad.
This show, Cobra Kai, all those lines are blurred,
and I think it creates a deeper dive,
a more multi-dimensional way to look at these characters.
Your allegiance changes on who you're rooting for and that's kind of fun.
All we had to do was give Johnny a little redemptiveness.
He was so bad for three decades, he was the biggest jerk, the villain.
But it flips.
He is cool to watch. It's riveting to see how it all unfolds. I loved it.
Now, I know it gets kind of serious on set at times.
Tanner, how did you guys keep things light?
Um, that's the thing, for me,
I like to screw around a lot, that's my thing.
I dressed up as a PA and I planned this for a month and a half.
There's probably only about three of four people that knew.
And I specifically asked the hair and makeup team if they had a beard.
And I really, really, truly wanted to show--
I came up with the craziest costume. I had short, short jean shorts.
-There's a picture. -[David] Look at that burnout.
-[Fortune] Those are some short shorts. -Wow.
You cut those yourself. You can't even blame wherever you bought them.
No, I did. Fooled a lot of people for half the day. Had no clue who I was.
They were all like, "Why is this dude not getting us coffee?"
They're like, "Tanner, you know your lines for today?"
"No, but I've got a great prank coming."
Yep. That's exactly what it is.
[all laughing]
You had a lot of surprises this year on the season,
including a blast from the past.
Look at this clip. Oh, we know what's coming.
Ali, this is my wife Amanda. Amanda, this is Ali Mills Schwarber.
We went out in high school.
Oh. [chuckles] I cannot wait to talk to you.
I was thinking the same thing.
And it's actually just Mills now. No Schwarber.
Please welcome Elisabeth Shue.
[cheering]
Breaks all the rules.
-Hi. Nice to see you. -Hi.
-Nice to see you. -Have a seat.
You know those two clowns up there.
Yes. Hi, guys.
-Hey, Lisa. -Hi.
Hi, Lisa. How are ya?
Oh, it's "Lisa" for them, "Elisabeth" for us.
-[Fortune] Lisa? -I know. It's my nickname.
Elisabeth.
Oh, man, this is like my dream right here.
-She had a crush on you. -Oh, really? Aw.
I was like, "Oh, you guys are great. Hi."
[all laughing]
I think everyone had a crush on Elisabeth Shue.
-I love it. -Yeah.
So many huge movies you're in. Now you're back in this.
And did it take a bit of coaxing to get you to come back or how did it go?
Um, not really.
No, I watched the first season and you guys were all so awesome.
Yeah.
And, um, I was really...
I was just waiting for you guys to ask me, and they just took forever.
And then-- No, I'm kidding.
But then I had to negotiate whether I was gonna be able to do karate.
Because I wanted my own dojo.
-Oh, wow. -And I didn't get that.
But Sam is a karate expert, so...
Black belt over here.
Anyway. No, that meant so much to me.
I have to say, seeing you kick everyone's ass made me so happy.
-[Fortune] Yeah, for sure. -Aw.
Because I never got to do karate. Ali with an "i" did not get to do karate.
And I have a chip on my shoulder, as these guys know. [laughs]
Had you guys worked or had you hung out or talked much since The Karate Kid?
-With William and Ralph? -We haven't seen each other.
I saw Ralph... we can never remember when it was, but I think it was 1986
-at a baseball game. -Yeah.
Yeah, no, and I didn't see Ralph until working on the show.
And, um, it was so cool, I just walked around the corner,
we were gonna rehearse, and there he was.
-And I said, "Oh, my God." And what...? -[Ralph] "Oh, my God."
There's a million things to say when you haven't seen someone
that you're somewhat connected to, you know, in cinema and around the world
and then you run into them
and those are the three words that came to our mouths.
-[Elisabeth] Totally. -Which is a good thing.
No, it was so much fun. It felt like yesterday.
It was just crazy how easy it was to act together
and just how connected we all were and will be forever.
Ralph, was it hard to get them to get you to play Daniel again?
Um, it was-- Not when I heard the pitch.
It took a long time, I heard many over the years,
and they just made no sense.
This was just a smart angle into that world.
I mean, the film Creed was out recently right before this.
And that was entering the world of Rocky Balboa from a different perspective.
So that had just worked.
And the streaming service is the place where you could tell
an extended story and dive into the characters
and let them breathe a bit more,
as opposed to trying to just make the one blockbuster follow-up reboot.
These guys who write the show
just are the biggest fans of this franchise.
It's Star Wars to them, and I believed they were gonna treat it like that
and make the show the fans wanted to see.
So I come up smart for some reason by saying yes.
And William, your character Johnny, not very PC.
Uh, if he were a real guy, do you think he would be getting canceled?
Yeah, I don't know how he'd survive in real life today.
-But he's fun to play. -[Fortune] Yeah.
It was really funny acting with you, because we realized that,
when we were on The Karate Kid, I only punched him in the face.
Basically.
He broke my radio, I push you, I punched you in the face.
We never got to do a scene together, so it was so cool...
-[William] We got to really work. -...to be able to act with you.
When we filmed Karate Kid,
you were the only one in the show that punched me and connected every time.
-In the country club. -[laughing]
It was like karate everywhere. She's tough, she's really tough.
Then she had to go and run off with a guy in Karate Kid 2.
-Spoilers! -That was not true.
-I was sad you didn't run off with a girl. -[all laughing]
Xolo, what was it like joining this? Were you like, "Yeah, I'll do it"?
And then the world found out, and did your life change?
I mean, yes, there was a bit of that. The audition process was pretty long.
I got to do chemistry reads with both Mary and with Billy.
And then finally I was a junior in high school and I got out of school
and I got the same call that Mary got from Ralph.
And I was walking in front of my house and my phone was on 1%,
and Ralph was like, "Welcome to the fam. We liked Parenthood."
And then, even to this day, it's a little surreal.
I played tennis growing up.
My mom would always say I look like Ralph Macchio.
I had seen the movie when I was super young but wasn't too familiar.
I was like, "Who is Ralph Macchio guy? Why does my mom say I look like him?
He looks like me!"
It was-- But no, not like that.
Ralph called me to tell me I didn't get it.
[all laughing]
-I read for a small part. It was no-- -You did?
-I actually did get a part. -[laughs]
I did get a part. I don't know if you guys remember me in any scenes.
That was, uh...
You're a bad guy.
I got so many tweets being like,
"Is that you on Cobra Kai?" I'm like, "No, that's not me."
You've got social media going, Elisabeth, or no?
I've no social media.
-[David] You have none? -None.
Who have I been DMing for the last three years?
[laughs]
Elisabeth Sock?
[laughs] Maybe, yeah.
I wanna thank all you guys, but Tanner, Mary, Xolo, stick around.
I have some chores for you to do.
And... Ralph, William, Elisabeth, thanks for being here.
Season three is streaming now. The cast of Cobra Kai, everybody.
Be excited. I am. All in one spot.
[telephone ringing]
[woman] You've reached the office of Ted Sarandos, Netflix co-CEO.
-Please leave a message. -[beeps]
[David] Hey, Teddlywinks, it's Spadoodle.
I hope you check your voicemail, dude.
I just have a quick question about my parking spot.
It says "compact" on it.
It's so little, I don't think any of my cars will fit.
I think maybe one but I don't wanna drive the same one every day.
And also, I saw where Obama parks.
It's so close. Could we do a switcheroo before he gets here?
Because I'd rather be right up front.
Oh, also, I saw that Prince Harry parked crooked
and it's kind of a dick move in America.
So will you get word to him? And I have a bit idea for him.
Does he do accents? 'Cause if he does, I'll make him fucking hilarious.
Also, last thing, just to avoid a kerfuffle,
Frankie and Johnny or whatever that show is, Grace and Frankie,
one's got a close spot and one's got a far one,
they're gonna be fucking pissed. Don't know which one.
But I would save that shit show.
Just put them together. Either both far or... you get it.
All right, I'm still doing that kegger Sunday if you wanna buzz by.
Just drive by and beep. I don't care. I'll tell people you just left.
Audi 5000, buddy.
Our next guest is a comedy legend.
His last special Paper Tiger earned him his first Grammy nomination. Whoa!
Take a look.
I have a temper. So that's the thing. That's what ruins things.
Everything else I do is fine, but I have a fucking temper.
It ruins shit. Then my wife always says the same thing.
"I just don't understand, where did that come from?"
"Where is that coming from?"
"You just go from zero to 100 in two seconds."
It's like, first of all, I idle at 75 miles an hour.
Please welcome Billy Burr!
[crowd cheering]
Hey, thank you. How are you?
What's up? What's up?
-How are you, sir? -Good to see you.
All right. All right.
-What's going on? -Bill Burr.
That was great. How are you?
You know Cobra Kai.
I love that show. I've watched every single episode.
I absolutely loved...
The first season when Johnny's got the Firebird,
and they're listening to REO Speedwagon.
None of that was funny to me. I was like, yeah... that's how you do it.
I don't... I don't get the joke here.
It's just like... I loved it.
This kid said he met you before.
Where did I meet you?
Well, I almost met you. So, here's the thing.
This is just full-circle, it's super crazy.
So it's cool to be here with you now.
Wait. You gonna tell me where I met you?
Yeah, I'll tell you the story.
I thought I was going senile there like, "Did he already give me the information?"
-So, first season of Cobra Kai, -Okay.
Um, I'm in the elevator and we...
this familiar voice gets on, and it's a business phone call.
I'm like, "God, that sounds so familiar. Who is that?"
And I look, and it's you.
And I wanted to say hi so badly.
I had a battle with myself, because you were on a business call.
Because you knew you might be like this?
[all laughing]
I would've said hello.
"I'm a very warm person."
I actually... I saw you...
You won't remember this either. We were at the Comedy Store. No.
I went to see you once, I was with Dana Carvey and we went to watch you.
We hung out backstage and Dana thought you were great.
The old green room at the Comedy Store.
-Isn't that cool? -[Bill] Great picture.
-I remember that. -And you...
I've done, probably, in the last, since March, probably two or three sets.
Have you been out?
Yeah. I didn't do anything until, um...
I guess maybe the end of July.
I was gonna do... Chappelle had that summer camp thing he was doing in Ohio.
So I was like, "I better get some sets in. 'Cause I know Dave's gonna bring lumber."
So I just did some parking lots, you know...
-I was there. -At the Magic Castle.
You were in the back of a pickup truck.
Stand in the back of a pickup truck and you sort of do stand-up.
It's taking me back to the beginning.
Like, "I used to do gigs like this. I remember this."
-It's full circle. -Yeah.
How did you do at the Chappelle camp?
What I liked was there was no phones.
And it reminded me of, like, "Oh, yeah, stand-up used to be fun."
People didn't take it seriously.
I felt like, "Oh, I can say whatever I want again?
Like you're supposed to be able to?"
And then, like, it just affected all of my stand-up after that.
It's just, like, it's been my experience
that New York and LA live in this bubble.
They think that they're representing how everybody's thinking,
and they don't, and you go out on the road and you can still joke about...
people understand it's jokes, people don't start fainting
-because you said something. -[David] Clutching pearls.
Yeah, it's like if 2,000 people go to a show
and one person had a bad time, that's who they interview,
and they're like, "That's what happened. This person was so upset."
They weren't. Not everybody's gonna like you. So, I don't know.
I don't think things changed as much as people say.
You got the white ladies upset after your SNL.
-Oh, yeah. -I didn't.
They just talked to the ones that were mad.
[applause]
How does it feel, trending worldwide
for something... a white man going on SNL and being like,
"White people!" and the whole black community, myself included,
was like, "Oh, my God, this is amazing, this never happens."
I thought the Rick Moranis joke would be the one to get me in trouble.
-[David] Yeah, so did I. -I don't know.
I just do the gig and then I don't read anything.
And then I just move ahead because, um... it's not real.
The outrage is not real.
There's no story in someone that likes the show.
The story is in one person that didn't.
And then that gets out and you click on it
right after I click on "What's the One Vegetable Tom Brady Refuses to Eat?"
I click on any clickbait, it doesn't matter. I fall for all of them.
And you are in The Mandalorian,
so that's pretty cool.
-[applause] -Baby Yoda.
Yeah. How are those Star Wars fans?
They're pretty intense.
But they're intense and it's a different, like...
I usually have sports fans come up to me, they're a different kind of thing.
But I've found, generally speaking, they're, uh, cool people.
They're, like, totally into this show,
and a lot of questions that they ask me I don't know what they're talking about.
We're used to you doing comedy, let's look at Bill doing some acting.
He's a character now. Let's see a clip. Show me a clip.
Ah! Goddamnit!
Having a day, huh?
A day? I'm having a life.
My whole family hates me and to top it off,
Sue made me buy the Taj Mahal of cribs.
What would she be doing if she wasn't wasting money?
Wasting money? Like your set of 12 Colt Luger beer steins?
They're collector's items, Susan. They were the last ones with lead paint.
[applause]
More yelling.
[laughs] So good.
Who do you think had it harder, kids in the '70s or kids today?
It depends on what direction you're going.
Like, bullying, I would say it's easier now.
You can get on your phone, like, "Can't believe what someone said to me."
The bully ends up crying on the Internet.
As far as like environmentally. That's what I say to young people.
"I'm old but I know what four seasons look like."
-[laughing] -Wow.
Instead of going from winter to summer with the whole state being on fire.
If you talk oceans and fresh air and food not being poisoned,
I think I would go back.
-Mary's crying. We better stop. -[Bill] Sorry.
-She's like, "It's sounding bleak." -Bullying hit home.
Even in your stand-up, and watching F is For Family,
you have this brash kind of personality I think that people assume is you,
and when I met you, what I loved about you,
you're one of the nicest guys I've ever met in stand-up.
Bill's been incredibly supportive of me and my stand-up from day one.
He saw my gay jokes and he was like,
"That's so funny. Here's a tag."
And I never thought a guy like you would...
What does that say about you? You judgmental so and so. Wow!
I was judging you and I was just blown away
by how inclusive you are,
how open-minded you are and what a nice guy you are.
If you talk to my wife, she would say the exact opposite.
No, if you're funny, you're funny, that's it.
I am a huge fan of stand-up, so when I see somebody new coming along,
that I know is gonna be great,
I get excited and it makes me wanna get better.
I saw you in the Main Room...
Sorry, I saw you in the OR, and you just had that thing.
You had the swagger, you had the jokes.
I just thought your vibe was so cool.
I wasn't watching your gay jokes. You were just funny.
I didn't have a question. I wanted to see you compliment me.
Oh. [laughs]
Bill, thanks for coming. I love seeing you.
Thanks for having me.
F is For Family, Paper Tiger, streaming now.
-Bill Burr, everybody. -Thank you.
Some people think I'm new to Netflix,
but I've been running the show the whole time, take a look.
[dramatic music playing]
[David] All right, this is Love is Blind.
Working title: "Toyota Fuck-a-thon." [laughs]
They will be going... [whistles]
We hope.
[woman laughing]
-Wow. -Hi.
[all greeting]
Oh, wait, they can see?
Oh, that wasn't my pitch at all.
Try to send them in by height.
I'm short. There are women out there that won't date guys that are shorter.
You know what? I like this short guy.
And I'm pulling for him. I don't know why.
-You don't know why? -Sorry, you say something?
Why so underdressed? Like they're playing beer pong.
Send in somebody that knows what's up. Here we go, Carlton.
See, Carlton gets it.
This kid wasn't on The Fresh Prince. Is this the same guy?
-Different guy. -Okay.
-Hi. -Hey hey.
You'll love the host I picked. Watch this.
How you doing?
Ta-da! Ha-ha! You know this guy from Backstreet Boys.
I'm obviously Nick Lachey.
He's from 98 Degrees.
No, he's from... NSYNC.
It's Nick Lachey. I'm pretty sure it's 98 Degrees.
-It is. -God dang it. Is it too late to fire him?
-Yeah. -I had it all planned out.
He was gonna say "Bye bye bye" if there was three people. If one, "Bye."
If there was three, it'd be perfect. He'd go, "Bye bye bye."
And they'd go bye, or whatever.
Nick, tell them what they're here for.
Here, you will choose someone to marry...
without ever seeing them.
A-ha...
I love it. I love it. They didn't see that coming.
Alright, Vanessa, give them some preachy bullshit to kill time.
We live in such a disconnected and distracted world.
Your value is often judged solely by the photo on your dating app.
Eesh.
Vanessa, why don't you, uh, stay quiet for a couple seconds.
Maybe till episode eight.
The only time you're gonna interact is in one of the private pods.
Ah, there's my pods. You know, I designed those.
Did I tell you? I was on ketamine
and I scribbled down on a napkin, I handed them in, they used them.
I was half kidding but fuck it, let's go.
[Vanessa] You're gonna be separated by one thin wall.
Prince Harry, you know that guy?
Him and Meg Markle, that girl he's dating, they met in pods.
-That's incorrect. -That's funny. Your mom is incorrect.
Not girlfriend, it's wife. They have a kid.
Are you a fact-checker for Jeopardy? I mean, my God.
I'm just talking out loud. I know that that lady was married to the guy.
I'm just talking to be friendly. Jesus.
-Game time. -Game time. Get that wife.
[David] Did you tell the guys to get Botox in their ball sack?
I did this two weeks ago.
Mine were very wrinkly. You could light a match off of 'em.
[imitates match striking]
But now... [whistle softly]
it's like an Evian bottle.
-I'm going straight for the candy. -I might go straight for the vodka.
[David] Who put candy and vodka in the pods.
I asked for Adderall and White Claw.
I have Adderall.
-Can I have some? -Hey... no. Uh... hang on.
You have some? We can put 'em in there? All right.
As long as Junkie Jill can wait a few minutes without jiggin' out. Jesus.
Get a PA in here.
I make the best Italian beef.
[loud chewing]
No, Jessica, I make the best Italian beef.
Yum.
Relax. After.
There's only enough for two people.
-Rick? -I'm vegan.
Obviously you're a burn-out vegan that sells CBD oil at the mall.
All right, gotta get out of here. Oh, legs are asleep.
So I heard when you were shooting Cobra Kai,
Mary had a thing about kissing scenes. True?
I do have a little thing.
I don't like to do my first kiss on camera with somebody new.
Apparently, that was a little problematic for Xolo.
I wouldn't say problematic.
I would just say it started at the chemistry reads.
She had mentioned not wanting to kiss someone on camera.
Fast forward a few months later we're down to the day,
I know we have a kissing scene.
And we go off to the side and we're about to kiss.
She says I think the best words you could have said to anyone ever.
She goes, "I'm so nervous 'cause you're like a brother to me."
-I was like... -Right before you kiss?
Yeah. I was like, "Oh, man."
We film in Georgia, so it's fine, but I was like, "Oh, man."
I was...
To be fair, I am the kiss of death for more than one of them.
I transferred my cashew allergy to him through a kissing scene.
I'm also allergic to a lot more things that I was not allergic to before.
I think it's from you.
My first kissing scene was in a movie called Lost and Found.
Oh, nobody? And, um...
Then the girl... I said, "I feel weird about kissing you.
Never done it." She said, "Kiss me like I'm your girlfriend."
She was European. She goes, "I don't care." Okay.
And I touched her face and kissed her and they go, "Cut."
She looks at the director and goes, "Can you tell him not to grab my face?"
And I go, "Me?" And I was one foot away from her.
He goes, "Can you not grab her face?" I'm like, "I guess."
Moral of the story is, it's tough to kiss in movies, it gets tougher in real life.
That's our show. Thanks to the cast of Cobra Kai. Thanks to Bill Burr.
See you next week.
Let's talk to Bill Burr, come on.
Bill Burr.
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SDH adaptation by: Jerrold Cameron