1 00:00:09,384 --> 00:00:11,803 [David] Ooh, Nutty Cups it is. 2 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:13,638 [machine whirrs] 3 00:00:13,722 --> 00:00:16,391 No! Come on. 4 00:00:18,643 --> 00:00:19,602 [sighs] 5 00:00:21,479 --> 00:00:22,856 Shit. Come on. 6 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,443 Hey, guys, a little help? 7 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:29,904 -Uh, yeah. Sure. -All right. [clears throat] 8 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:32,615 [exhales] 9 00:00:32,699 --> 00:00:34,909 [80s-style instrumental synth music] 10 00:00:34,993 --> 00:00:35,827 [grunts] 11 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,204 [grunts] 12 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:41,624 [grunts] 13 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:43,501 [music stops] 14 00:00:44,085 --> 00:00:45,086 Hey! 15 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:47,046 Nice. 16 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,717 Got it. Thanks, man. Hey, you guys want any of this? 17 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,677 No, we're good. 18 00:00:52,761 --> 00:00:54,888 -No. Thanks, ma'am. -Have a nice day. 19 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:59,559 I'm meeting some people from The Crown at the weight room, if you wanna... 20 00:00:59,642 --> 00:01:01,186 cruise by. 21 00:01:02,353 --> 00:01:03,354 All right. 22 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,942 [theme music playing] 23 00:01:13,990 --> 00:01:17,827 [crowd cheering] 24 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,206 [David] Yeah. 25 00:01:22,373 --> 00:01:23,541 You guys. 26 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:26,336 Welcome to the premiere of The Netflix Afterparty. 27 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:30,089 I'm David Spade, these are co-hosts Fortune Feimster, London Hughes. 28 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:32,050 -Hi. -Hi. 29 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,761 We're making history tonight. 30 00:01:34,844 --> 00:01:37,764 This is the first Netflix show to be hosted by three women. 31 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:39,390 [laughs] Thank you. 32 00:01:39,474 --> 00:01:42,352 It's great having Fortune and London as regular panelists, 33 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:45,396 although Fortune likes to be known as a flannel-ist. 34 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,649 -[London] That's cheeky. -Come on. 35 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:48,942 Yours is next. 36 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,820 London's from the UK. She's here for many reasons. 37 00:01:51,903 --> 00:01:54,114 Mostly because it wouldn't be an after-party 38 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:56,825 without a foreign girl looking for a rich husband. 39 00:01:57,575 --> 00:01:59,953 [laughing] Let me know when you find one. 40 00:02:00,036 --> 00:02:02,497 A lot of people think British people are snobby. 41 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,665 Once you know London, 42 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:04,833 you'll see why. 43 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:06,459 -[London] Shut up! -Right away. 44 00:02:06,543 --> 00:02:09,045 -Right off the top. -That's not true! [laughs] 45 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:11,464 That was in rehearsal. Uh... 46 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:14,384 So what is this show? Uh... 47 00:02:14,926 --> 00:02:17,303 Seriously, I'm asking. I have no idea. 48 00:02:17,387 --> 00:02:21,641 Well, The Netflix Afterparty is a show where the biggest stars from Netflix 49 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:23,935 come to talk about your favorite shows. 50 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:26,229 This will be like other Netflix shows, 51 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:29,649 if you get past the first four episodes, it's actually pretty good. 52 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:33,194 [laughter, applause] 53 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,654 Yes. 54 00:02:36,948 --> 00:02:39,993 Tonight we've got comedian Bill Burr, a good buddy of mine. 55 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:43,329 We've got the cast of Cobra Kai. They will be out in a minute. 56 00:02:43,413 --> 00:02:46,499 I was going to wear my karate gi but it's at the dry cleaners. 57 00:02:46,583 --> 00:02:49,544 Long story short, when you try to break a board, 58 00:02:49,627 --> 00:02:52,005 make sure it isn't filled with charcuterie. 59 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,260 Meats and cheeses, a variety. 60 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:58,928 It's delicious. 61 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,139 [laughs] 62 00:03:01,222 --> 00:03:04,517 Tonight we'll be talking to them about season three. 63 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:07,145 I thought season three was them fighting COVID. 64 00:03:07,937 --> 00:03:11,065 COVID Kai. Writes itself. 65 00:03:11,149 --> 00:03:13,902 I almost forgot, happy New Year. It's finally 2021. 66 00:03:13,985 --> 00:03:17,530 I'm so excited to be complaining about a different number. 67 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:21,910 Right now a lot of people are making resolutions. 68 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,870 I don't make New Year's resolutions, 69 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:27,373 mostly because I stopped keeping track of time after I turned 38. 70 00:03:30,877 --> 00:03:34,297 My only resolution is to get a McRib. It is back! 71 00:03:34,380 --> 00:03:36,841 -[cheering] -People are very excited, yes. 72 00:03:36,925 --> 00:03:39,594 So excited, to make sure people take the vaccine, 73 00:03:39,677 --> 00:03:41,930 Pfizer is covering it in barbecue sauce. 74 00:03:43,056 --> 00:03:45,099 -That's a good trick. -Sign me up. 75 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:47,435 Fortune's front of the line. 76 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,729 Some may not need the vaccine. 77 00:03:49,812 --> 00:03:53,691 An American man recently beat COVID just before his 104th birthday. 78 00:03:53,775 --> 00:03:57,070 The man says he can't wait to get back to lying in bed all day. 79 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,659 He says he hasn't been this happy since he beat the Spanish Flu in 1918. 80 00:04:02,742 --> 00:04:04,202 Let's get this going. 81 00:04:04,285 --> 00:04:08,414 Our first guests star in the anticipated season three of Cobra Kai. Take a look. 82 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:14,254 I got a lead on Robby. But I thought maybe you'd like to help. 83 00:04:18,549 --> 00:04:22,053 The whole reason these kids got into trouble was because of us. 84 00:04:22,136 --> 00:04:23,972 No mercy. 85 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:25,515 [grunts] 86 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:29,894 -Ah! -[crowd gasps] 87 00:04:30,561 --> 00:04:33,856 [Daniel] We can't let them suffer because of our issues. 88 00:04:33,940 --> 00:04:36,276 [doctor] Code Blue. Respiration's spiking. 89 00:04:36,359 --> 00:04:38,611 [monitor beeping] 90 00:04:39,654 --> 00:04:42,240 The only way to end this is by working together. 91 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:44,909 So... 92 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:47,996 what do you say? 93 00:04:50,290 --> 00:04:52,834 Nice. Please welcome the cast of Cobra Kai. 94 00:04:52,917 --> 00:04:55,169 [crowd cheering] 95 00:04:56,754 --> 00:04:57,839 Hey! 96 00:04:57,922 --> 00:04:59,382 What's up, guys? 97 00:04:59,465 --> 00:05:01,050 -Hey. -Hi, guys. 98 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:02,593 All right. 99 00:05:04,429 --> 00:05:05,430 Nice. 100 00:05:05,513 --> 00:05:08,558 -Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! Cobra Kai! -Yeah. 101 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:13,104 Real quick, we've got William up there, we've got Ralph. 102 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:16,941 -We've got Mary down here, Tanner... -What's up? 103 00:05:17,025 --> 00:05:19,319 [David] ...and Xolo. Xolo? 104 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:22,071 -Yes. Sorry, I was... -That's you. 105 00:05:22,155 --> 00:05:24,532 -What's your last name? -Maridueña. 106 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:26,951 Close. It's... 107 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:30,621 No, you might wanna go with just "Xolo," like Madonna. 108 00:05:30,705 --> 00:05:32,749 Two of the letters repeat, so it's easy. 109 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:35,460 Ralph, we'll be with you in 30 minutes. So, Mary... 110 00:05:35,543 --> 00:05:37,420 -It's okay. -No. Ralph... 111 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:40,423 Congratulations, season three, for all of you. 112 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:43,176 Ralph, are you excited? What is this season about? 113 00:05:43,259 --> 00:05:47,597 Um, well, it dives deeper into the origins 114 00:05:47,680 --> 00:05:52,852 of both Miyagi-Do karate and Cobra Kai karate. 115 00:05:52,935 --> 00:05:55,730 Two areas I get to go, 116 00:05:55,813 --> 00:05:59,609 LaRusso goes to Okinawa to uncover some... 117 00:05:59,692 --> 00:06:04,197 maybe some secrets that he didn't know about the Miyagi family legacy 118 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:09,285 and brings that back home to further his story. 119 00:06:09,368 --> 00:06:11,662 There's some great stuff. 120 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,873 You know, there's so-- Everybody, chime in. 121 00:06:13,956 --> 00:06:17,043 It's just loaded, it dives deeper and more intense 122 00:06:17,126 --> 00:06:18,795 and it's awesome. 123 00:06:18,878 --> 00:06:20,671 -[David] I love it. -[Fortune] Yeah. 124 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,758 And there's cool William Zaba-Zaba Zabka. I love it. 125 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,593 This dude is cool from the get go. 126 00:06:25,676 --> 00:06:28,179 -[London] He's so cool. Uh! -[David] Yeah, love it. 127 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:29,263 Calm down. 128 00:06:29,347 --> 00:06:32,725 Did you think Johnny would end up the way he's ended up on the show? 129 00:06:32,809 --> 00:06:38,397 Uh, at the end of season two, no, I didn't see that coming. 130 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:41,359 Train wreck and then everybody wipes out. 131 00:06:41,442 --> 00:06:45,363 Xolo's in trouble, Miguel's in trouble. We have a lot of healing to do. 132 00:06:45,446 --> 00:06:47,698 I love what they've done with the character, 133 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:49,575 what all the characters are doing. 134 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:54,038 Season three is by far my favorite, and I'm excited that it's out. 135 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:57,500 William, are you in a dojo right now? I mean, what's behind... 136 00:06:57,583 --> 00:06:59,544 I took over Miyagi-Do. 137 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:03,881 I went... I had to find a remote location, so I took over Miyagi-Do. 138 00:07:03,965 --> 00:07:06,384 -And just checking it out. -[London] It's nice. 139 00:07:06,467 --> 00:07:09,762 He sells that Cobra Kai backdrop for any Zoom call. 140 00:07:09,846 --> 00:07:11,055 [William] That's right. 141 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:16,686 Now, Xolo, the second season ended on quite a cliffhanger. 142 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,855 Quite literally. Yeah. 143 00:07:18,938 --> 00:07:23,151 When you read that your character might die, 144 00:07:23,234 --> 00:07:24,569 what did you think? 145 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:28,197 I guess at first there was a little bit of a surprise. 146 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:31,200 You're like, "So this is what they think of Miguel." 147 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:33,536 But, in all seriousness, 148 00:07:33,619 --> 00:07:37,331 our creators Josh, Jon, and Hayden are the biggest Cobra Kai fans. 149 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:42,003 They had their best intentions going into the writers' rooms. I wasn't too worried. 150 00:07:42,086 --> 00:07:44,755 I think, like, all the characters in our show, 151 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:46,799 everyone has their highs and lows, 152 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:49,927 and this one might be a bit lower than I expected. 153 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,721 And Mary, oh, my God, 154 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:53,848 your audition story is very unique. 155 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:56,684 Like me, you hadn't seen The Karate Kid films. 156 00:07:56,767 --> 00:07:58,227 We weren't born, guys. 157 00:07:58,311 --> 00:07:59,270 [laughs] 158 00:07:59,353 --> 00:08:02,106 How was it? Tell me about the audition process. 159 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,983 Uh, well, okay, I slept through it. 160 00:08:04,066 --> 00:08:05,109 [laughing] 161 00:08:05,193 --> 00:08:09,322 Yeah, I got my initial audition, and I guess I didn't set any alarms. 162 00:08:09,405 --> 00:08:13,451 I woke up to my boyfriend calling me, saying, "How did your audition go?" 163 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:17,705 I was like, "What audition?" He was like, "You have that audition." I was, "Right." 164 00:08:17,788 --> 00:08:20,625 He was like, "What was it for?" "It's called Cobra Kai." 165 00:08:20,708 --> 00:08:24,795 "Call, get yourself back in there. Whatever you have to do. Offer them limbs. 166 00:08:24,879 --> 00:08:26,631 Just get your ass back in there!" 167 00:08:26,714 --> 00:08:30,176 So I did and he was like, "Who are you auditioning for?" 168 00:08:30,259 --> 00:08:32,803 I was like, "Oh, her name is Samantha Larrusso." 169 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:34,805 He was like, "Are you kidding me?" 170 00:08:34,889 --> 00:08:37,975 Luckily, Ralph is the nicest guy ever and we had a great time. 171 00:08:38,059 --> 00:08:40,895 After that, I went home, binge-watched all of them. 172 00:08:40,978 --> 00:08:44,023 And in the middle of that, I got a call from Ralph 173 00:08:44,106 --> 00:08:46,234 welcoming me to the LaRusso family. 174 00:08:46,317 --> 00:08:49,987 -Aw, that's awesome. Yeah. -[applause] 175 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,782 Mary, I like that guy's hair, your boyfriend. 176 00:08:52,865 --> 00:08:54,992 It's literally almost illegally high. 177 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:58,287 It sticks so high up, it looks like the Dow Jones with the pokes. 178 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:02,625 -Must be nine inches. You seen his hair? -[Fortune] No. 179 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:06,420 Anyway... by the way, these two up here, William and Ralph, 180 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:09,257 you sort of did a switcheroo. 181 00:09:09,340 --> 00:09:12,969 It switched from good guy to bad guy with you guys. That was interesting. 182 00:09:13,052 --> 00:09:17,265 Well, it was... we discussed it at the onset 183 00:09:17,348 --> 00:09:21,561 that the angle opening the show was how to get into The Karate Kid universe 184 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,479 from a different perspective. 185 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:27,108 So through the eyes of Johnny Lawrence, William's character, 186 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:31,070 whatever happened to this guy that we had little backstory of. 187 00:09:31,153 --> 00:09:33,906 So we knew there'd be a redemption story going in. 188 00:09:34,532 --> 00:09:37,201 How gray the areas were 189 00:09:37,285 --> 00:09:40,705 and how LaRusso and Lawrence, at certain times, 190 00:09:40,788 --> 00:09:44,625 would become the antagonist to the other is part of the fun of it all. 191 00:09:44,709 --> 00:09:47,878 And that's the cool thing, and the thing that's... 192 00:09:47,962 --> 00:09:51,007 most different from The Karate Kid films, 193 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:54,260 which was so clearly black and white, 194 00:09:54,343 --> 00:09:55,803 good over evil. 195 00:09:55,886 --> 00:09:57,930 You know, Daniel good, Johnny bad. 196 00:09:58,014 --> 00:10:01,100 This show, Cobra Kai, all those lines are blurred, 197 00:10:01,183 --> 00:10:03,686 and I think it creates a deeper dive, 198 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:07,732 a more multi-dimensional way to look at these characters. 199 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:11,902 Your allegiance changes on who you're rooting for and that's kind of fun. 200 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,905 All we had to do was give Johnny a little redemptiveness. 201 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:18,451 He was so bad for three decades, he was the biggest jerk, the villain. 202 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:20,161 But it flips. 203 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:24,165 He is cool to watch. It's riveting to see how it all unfolds. I loved it. 204 00:10:24,248 --> 00:10:28,085 Now, I know it gets kind of serious on set at times. 205 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:32,632 Tanner, how did you guys keep things light? 206 00:10:33,716 --> 00:10:36,302 Um, that's the thing, for me, 207 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,096 I like to screw around a lot, that's my thing. 208 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,850 I dressed up as a PA and I planned this for a month and a half. 209 00:10:42,933 --> 00:10:47,480 There's probably only about three of four people that knew. 210 00:10:47,563 --> 00:10:52,610 And I specifically asked the hair and makeup team if they had a beard. 211 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:55,279 And I really, really, truly wanted to show-- 212 00:10:55,363 --> 00:11:00,117 I came up with the craziest costume. I had short, short jean shorts. 213 00:11:00,201 --> 00:11:02,745 -There's a picture. -[David] Look at that burnout. 214 00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,122 -[Fortune] Those are some short shorts. -Wow. 215 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:09,001 You cut those yourself. You can't even blame wherever you bought them. 216 00:11:09,085 --> 00:11:14,006 No, I did. Fooled a lot of people for half the day. Had no clue who I was. 217 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,760 They were all like, "Why is this dude not getting us coffee?" 218 00:11:17,843 --> 00:11:20,554 They're like, "Tanner, you know your lines for today?" 219 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,681 "No, but I've got a great prank coming." 220 00:11:22,765 --> 00:11:25,309 Yep. That's exactly what it is. 221 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,311 [all laughing] 222 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,147 You had a lot of surprises this year on the season, 223 00:11:30,231 --> 00:11:31,899 including a blast from the past. 224 00:11:31,982 --> 00:11:34,402 Look at this clip. Oh, we know what's coming. 225 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:38,864 Ali, this is my wife Amanda. Amanda, this is Ali Mills Schwarber. 226 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:41,117 We went out in high school. 227 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:44,829 Oh. [chuckles] I cannot wait to talk to you. 228 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,580 I was thinking the same thing. 229 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:51,085 And it's actually just Mills now. No Schwarber. 230 00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,881 Please welcome Elisabeth Shue. 231 00:11:55,965 --> 00:11:59,218 [cheering] 232 00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:03,013 Breaks all the rules. 233 00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:05,349 -Hi. Nice to see you. -Hi. 234 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:08,394 -Nice to see you. -Have a seat. 235 00:12:09,687 --> 00:12:12,064 You know those two clowns up there. 236 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:13,774 Yes. Hi, guys. 237 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:16,068 -Hey, Lisa. -Hi. 238 00:12:16,152 --> 00:12:17,778 Hi, Lisa. How are ya? 239 00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,614 Oh, it's "Lisa" for them, "Elisabeth" for us. 240 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,908 -[Fortune] Lisa? -I know. It's my nickname. 241 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,326 Elisabeth. 242 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,746 Oh, man, this is like my dream right here. 243 00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:31,667 -She had a crush on you. -Oh, really? Aw. 244 00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,128 I was like, "Oh, you guys are great. Hi." 245 00:12:34,211 --> 00:12:36,005 [all laughing] 246 00:12:36,088 --> 00:12:40,009 I think everyone had a crush on Elisabeth Shue. 247 00:12:40,092 --> 00:12:41,260 -I love it. -Yeah. 248 00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,555 So many huge movies you're in. Now you're back in this. 249 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:49,518 And did it take a bit of coaxing to get you to come back or how did it go? 250 00:12:49,602 --> 00:12:51,061 Um, not really. 251 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:55,024 No, I watched the first season and you guys were all so awesome. 252 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,692 Yeah. 253 00:12:56,775 --> 00:12:59,195 And, um, I was really... 254 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:03,991 I was just waiting for you guys to ask me, and they just took forever. 255 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,701 And then-- No, I'm kidding. 256 00:13:05,784 --> 00:13:09,914 But then I had to negotiate whether I was gonna be able to do karate. 257 00:13:09,997 --> 00:13:12,708 Because I wanted my own dojo. 258 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:15,211 -Oh, wow. -And I didn't get that. 259 00:13:15,294 --> 00:13:18,422 But Sam is a karate expert, so... 260 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:20,591 Black belt over here. 261 00:13:20,674 --> 00:13:22,635 Anyway. No, that meant so much to me. 262 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:26,764 I have to say, seeing you kick everyone's ass made me so happy. 263 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:28,349 -[Fortune] Yeah, for sure. -Aw. 264 00:13:28,432 --> 00:13:32,770 Because I never got to do karate. Ali with an "i" did not get to do karate. 265 00:13:32,853 --> 00:13:36,232 And I have a chip on my shoulder, as these guys know. [laughs] 266 00:13:36,315 --> 00:13:40,861 Had you guys worked or had you hung out or talked much since The Karate Kid? 267 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,614 -With William and Ralph? -We haven't seen each other. 268 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:47,409 I saw Ralph... we can never remember when it was, but I think it was 1986 269 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,286 -at a baseball game. -Yeah. 270 00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:52,873 Yeah, no, and I didn't see Ralph until working on the show. 271 00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,043 And, um, it was so cool, I just walked around the corner, 272 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:59,213 we were gonna rehearse, and there he was. 273 00:13:59,296 --> 00:14:02,800 -And I said, "Oh, my God." And what...? -[Ralph] "Oh, my God." 274 00:14:02,883 --> 00:14:05,886 There's a million things to say when you haven't seen someone 275 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:10,474 that you're somewhat connected to, you know, in cinema and around the world 276 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:11,934 and then you run into them 277 00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,728 and those are the three words that came to our mouths. 278 00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,022 -[Elisabeth] Totally. -Which is a good thing. 279 00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,692 No, it was so much fun. It felt like yesterday. 280 00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:22,987 It was just crazy how easy it was to act together 281 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:26,991 and just how connected we all were and will be forever. 282 00:14:27,074 --> 00:14:30,536 Ralph, was it hard to get them to get you to play Daniel again? 283 00:14:30,619 --> 00:14:34,039 Um, it was-- Not when I heard the pitch. 284 00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:37,668 It took a long time, I heard many over the years, 285 00:14:37,751 --> 00:14:39,628 and they just made no sense. 286 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,841 This was just a smart angle into that world. 287 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:47,219 I mean, the film Creed was out recently right before this. 288 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:51,724 And that was entering the world of Rocky Balboa from a different perspective. 289 00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,934 So that had just worked. 290 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:58,522 And the streaming service is the place where you could tell 291 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,401 an extended story and dive into the characters 292 00:15:02,484 --> 00:15:04,486 and let them breathe a bit more, 293 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:09,491 as opposed to trying to just make the one blockbuster follow-up reboot. 294 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:12,202 These guys who write the show 295 00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:15,748 just are the biggest fans of this franchise. 296 00:15:15,831 --> 00:15:19,668 It's Star Wars to them, and I believed they were gonna treat it like that 297 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:22,171 and make the show the fans wanted to see. 298 00:15:22,254 --> 00:15:26,216 So I come up smart for some reason by saying yes. 299 00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:30,804 And William, your character Johnny, not very PC. 300 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:36,185 Uh, if he were a real guy, do you think he would be getting canceled? 301 00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,271 Yeah, I don't know how he'd survive in real life today. 302 00:15:39,355 --> 00:15:41,273 -But he's fun to play. -[Fortune] Yeah. 303 00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:44,985 It was really funny acting with you, because we realized that, 304 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:48,614 when we were on The Karate Kid, I only punched him in the face. 305 00:15:48,697 --> 00:15:49,782 Basically. 306 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,118 He broke my radio, I push you, I punched you in the face. 307 00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:56,163 We never got to do a scene together, so it was so cool... 308 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:59,458 -[William] We got to really work. -...to be able to act with you. 309 00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,378 When we filmed Karate Kid, 310 00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:06,632 you were the only one in the show that punched me and connected every time. 311 00:16:06,715 --> 00:16:08,550 -In the country club. -[laughing] 312 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:13,097 It was like karate everywhere. She's tough, she's really tough. 313 00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:17,142 Then she had to go and run off with a guy in Karate Kid 2. 314 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,978 -Spoilers! -That was not true. 315 00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:22,940 -I was sad you didn't run off with a girl. -[all laughing] 316 00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:28,153 Xolo, what was it like joining this? Were you like, "Yeah, I'll do it"? 317 00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:31,407 And then the world found out, and did your life change? 318 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:35,828 I mean, yes, there was a bit of that. The audition process was pretty long. 319 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:39,289 I got to do chemistry reads with both Mary and with Billy. 320 00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:43,794 And then finally I was a junior in high school and I got out of school 321 00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,797 and I got the same call that Mary got from Ralph. 322 00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:50,217 And I was walking in front of my house and my phone was on 1%, 323 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:53,971 and Ralph was like, "Welcome to the fam. We liked Parenthood." 324 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:57,307 And then, even to this day, it's a little surreal. 325 00:16:57,391 --> 00:16:59,518 I played tennis growing up. 326 00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,062 My mom would always say I look like Ralph Macchio. 327 00:17:02,146 --> 00:17:05,774 I had seen the movie when I was super young but wasn't too familiar. 328 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:10,362 I was like, "Who is Ralph Macchio guy? Why does my mom say I look like him? 329 00:17:10,446 --> 00:17:11,697 He looks like me!" 330 00:17:11,780 --> 00:17:14,450 It was-- But no, not like that. 331 00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,702 Ralph called me to tell me I didn't get it. 332 00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:17,870 [all laughing] 333 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,497 -I read for a small part. It was no-- -You did? 334 00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,709 -I actually did get a part. -[laughs] 335 00:17:23,792 --> 00:17:27,546 I did get a part. I don't know if you guys remember me in any scenes. 336 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,133 That was, uh... 337 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,343 You're a bad guy. 338 00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:35,596 I got so many tweets being like, 339 00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:39,558 "Is that you on Cobra Kai?" I'm like, "No, that's not me." 340 00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:42,561 You've got social media going, Elisabeth, or no? 341 00:17:42,644 --> 00:17:43,979 I've no social media. 342 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,522 -[David] You have none? -None. 343 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:48,233 Who have I been DMing for the last three years? 344 00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,819 [laughs] 345 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,196 Elisabeth Sock? 346 00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:54,323 [laughs] Maybe, yeah. 347 00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:58,118 I wanna thank all you guys, but Tanner, Mary, Xolo, stick around. 348 00:17:58,202 --> 00:18:00,162 I have some chores for you to do. 349 00:18:00,245 --> 00:18:04,666 And... Ralph, William, Elisabeth, thanks for being here. 350 00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,587 Season three is streaming now. The cast of Cobra Kai, everybody. 351 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,423 Be excited. I am. All in one spot. 352 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:15,135 [telephone ringing] 353 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:18,597 [woman] You've reached the office of Ted Sarandos, Netflix co-CEO. 354 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,390 -Please leave a message. -[beeps] 355 00:18:20,474 --> 00:18:22,684 [David] Hey, Teddlywinks, it's Spadoodle. 356 00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,728 I hope you check your voicemail, dude. 357 00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:27,689 I just have a quick question about my parking spot. 358 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,775 It says "compact" on it. 359 00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:32,945 It's so little, I don't think any of my cars will fit. 360 00:18:33,028 --> 00:18:37,074 I think maybe one but I don't wanna drive the same one every day. 361 00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,660 And also, I saw where Obama parks. 362 00:18:39,743 --> 00:18:43,163 It's so close. Could we do a switcheroo before he gets here? 363 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:45,415 Because I'd rather be right up front. 364 00:18:45,499 --> 00:18:49,211 Oh, also, I saw that Prince Harry parked crooked 365 00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:52,506 and it's kind of a dick move in America. 366 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:56,552 So will you get word to him? And I have a bit idea for him. 367 00:18:56,635 --> 00:19:01,473 Does he do accents? 'Cause if he does, I'll make him fucking hilarious. 368 00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:05,310 Also, last thing, just to avoid a kerfuffle, 369 00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:08,564 Frankie and Johnny or whatever that show is, Grace and Frankie, 370 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,983 one's got a close spot and one's got a far one, 371 00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:13,777 they're gonna be fucking pissed. Don't know which one. 372 00:19:13,861 --> 00:19:15,571 But I would save that shit show. 373 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:19,116 Just put them together. Either both far or... you get it. 374 00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:22,703 All right, I'm still doing that kegger Sunday if you wanna buzz by. 375 00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:26,290 Just drive by and beep. I don't care. I'll tell people you just left. 376 00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,958 Audi 5000, buddy. 377 00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,963 Our next guest is a comedy legend. 378 00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,925 His last special Paper Tiger earned him his first Grammy nomination. Whoa! 379 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,385 Take a look. 380 00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:42,055 I have a temper. So that's the thing. That's what ruins things. 381 00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,017 Everything else I do is fine, but I have a fucking temper. 382 00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:48,020 It ruins shit. Then my wife always says the same thing. 383 00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:51,732 "I just don't understand, where did that come from?" 384 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,151 "Where is that coming from?" 385 00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:57,696 "You just go from zero to 100 in two seconds." 386 00:19:57,779 --> 00:20:00,949 It's like, first of all, I idle at 75 miles an hour. 387 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,911 Please welcome Billy Burr! 388 00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,871 [crowd cheering] 389 00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:09,124 Hey, thank you. How are you? 390 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,543 What's up? What's up? 391 00:20:11,627 --> 00:20:14,087 -How are you, sir? -Good to see you. 392 00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,048 All right. All right. 393 00:20:16,131 --> 00:20:17,799 -What's going on? -Bill Burr. 394 00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:19,927 That was great. How are you? 395 00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,346 You know Cobra Kai. 396 00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,057 I love that show. I've watched every single episode. 397 00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:27,100 I absolutely loved... 398 00:20:27,184 --> 00:20:30,854 The first season when Johnny's got the Firebird, 399 00:20:30,938 --> 00:20:33,106 and they're listening to REO Speedwagon. 400 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:37,444 None of that was funny to me. I was like, yeah... that's how you do it. 401 00:20:37,527 --> 00:20:40,322 I don't... I don't get the joke here. 402 00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,783 It's just like... I loved it. 403 00:20:42,866 --> 00:20:44,910 This kid said he met you before. 404 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,662 Where did I meet you? 405 00:20:46,745 --> 00:20:50,958 Well, I almost met you. So, here's the thing. 406 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,585 This is just full-circle, it's super crazy. 407 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:55,837 So it's cool to be here with you now. 408 00:20:55,921 --> 00:20:57,923 Wait. You gonna tell me where I met you? 409 00:20:58,006 --> 00:21:00,550 Yeah, I'll tell you the story. 410 00:21:01,134 --> 00:21:05,347 I thought I was going senile there like, "Did he already give me the information?" 411 00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:07,307 -So, first season of Cobra Kai, -Okay. 412 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:11,311 Um, I'm in the elevator and we... 413 00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:16,149 this familiar voice gets on, and it's a business phone call. 414 00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:19,194 I'm like, "God, that sounds so familiar. Who is that?" 415 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,113 And I look, and it's you. 416 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:24,616 And I wanted to say hi so badly. 417 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:28,161 I had a battle with myself, because you were on a business call. 418 00:21:28,245 --> 00:21:30,664 Because you knew you might be like this? 419 00:21:30,747 --> 00:21:31,999 [all laughing] 420 00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:33,667 I would've said hello. 421 00:21:33,750 --> 00:21:36,420 "I'm a very warm person." 422 00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:39,673 I actually... I saw you... 423 00:21:39,756 --> 00:21:42,968 You won't remember this either. We were at the Comedy Store. No. 424 00:21:43,051 --> 00:21:46,638 I went to see you once, I was with Dana Carvey and we went to watch you. 425 00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:49,808 We hung out backstage and Dana thought you were great. 426 00:21:49,891 --> 00:21:52,060 The old green room at the Comedy Store. 427 00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,146 -Isn't that cool? -[Bill] Great picture. 428 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,981 -I remember that. -And you... 429 00:21:56,064 --> 00:22:00,527 I've done, probably, in the last, since March, probably two or three sets. 430 00:22:00,610 --> 00:22:01,820 Have you been out? 431 00:22:01,903 --> 00:22:04,865 Yeah. I didn't do anything until, um... 432 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,784 I guess maybe the end of July. 433 00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:12,039 I was gonna do... Chappelle had that summer camp thing he was doing in Ohio. 434 00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:16,710 So I was like, "I better get some sets in. 'Cause I know Dave's gonna bring lumber." 435 00:22:16,793 --> 00:22:21,048 So I just did some parking lots, you know... 436 00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,216 -I was there. -At the Magic Castle. 437 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,677 You were in the back of a pickup truck. 438 00:22:25,761 --> 00:22:29,514 Stand in the back of a pickup truck and you sort of do stand-up. 439 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,808 It's taking me back to the beginning. 440 00:22:31,892 --> 00:22:34,811 Like, "I used to do gigs like this. I remember this." 441 00:22:34,895 --> 00:22:36,480 -It's full circle. -Yeah. 442 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:39,107 How did you do at the Chappelle camp? 443 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,485 What I liked was there was no phones. 444 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:45,197 And it reminded me of, like, "Oh, yeah, stand-up used to be fun." 445 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:47,866 People didn't take it seriously. 446 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:51,536 I felt like, "Oh, I can say whatever I want again? 447 00:22:51,620 --> 00:22:53,497 Like you're supposed to be able to?" 448 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:57,375 And then, like, it just affected all of my stand-up after that. 449 00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,961 It's just, like, it's been my experience 450 00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:02,380 that New York and LA live in this bubble. 451 00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:05,967 They think that they're representing how everybody's thinking, 452 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:10,222 and they don't, and you go out on the road and you can still joke about... 453 00:23:10,305 --> 00:23:13,391 people understand it's jokes, people don't start fainting 454 00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,269 -because you said something. -[David] Clutching pearls. 455 00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,522 Yeah, it's like if 2,000 people go to a show 456 00:23:18,605 --> 00:23:21,650 and one person had a bad time, that's who they interview, 457 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:25,195 and they're like, "That's what happened. This person was so upset." 458 00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:29,032 They weren't. Not everybody's gonna like you. So, I don't know. 459 00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:31,993 I don't think things changed as much as people say. 460 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:35,831 You got the white ladies upset after your SNL. 461 00:23:35,914 --> 00:23:38,834 -Oh, yeah. -I didn't. 462 00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,837 They just talked to the ones that were mad. 463 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,256 [applause] 464 00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,591 How does it feel, trending worldwide 465 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:49,803 for something... a white man going on SNL and being like, 466 00:23:49,886 --> 00:23:53,473 "White people!" and the whole black community, myself included, 467 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,935 was like, "Oh, my God, this is amazing, this never happens." 468 00:23:57,018 --> 00:24:00,564 I thought the Rick Moranis joke would be the one to get me in trouble. 469 00:24:00,647 --> 00:24:02,774 -[David] Yeah, so did I. -I don't know. 470 00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:06,653 I just do the gig and then I don't read anything. 471 00:24:06,736 --> 00:24:11,032 And then I just move ahead because, um... it's not real. 472 00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:13,326 The outrage is not real. 473 00:24:13,410 --> 00:24:15,829 There's no story in someone that likes the show. 474 00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:17,873 The story is in one person that didn't. 475 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,417 And then that gets out and you click on it 476 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:25,338 right after I click on "What's the One Vegetable Tom Brady Refuses to Eat?" 477 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:29,968 I click on any clickbait, it doesn't matter. I fall for all of them. 478 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,762 And you are in The Mandalorian, 479 00:24:32,846 --> 00:24:35,140 so that's pretty cool. 480 00:24:35,223 --> 00:24:37,142 -[applause] -Baby Yoda. 481 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:39,895 Yeah. How are those Star Wars fans? 482 00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,980 They're pretty intense. 483 00:24:42,063 --> 00:24:44,816 But they're intense and it's a different, like... 484 00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:49,154 I usually have sports fans come up to me, they're a different kind of thing. 485 00:24:49,237 --> 00:24:52,449 But I've found, generally speaking, they're, uh, cool people. 486 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:54,826 They're, like, totally into this show, 487 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:59,748 and a lot of questions that they ask me I don't know what they're talking about. 488 00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:03,793 We're used to you doing comedy, let's look at Bill doing some acting. 489 00:25:03,877 --> 00:25:07,005 He's a character now. Let's see a clip. Show me a clip. 490 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,883 Ah! Goddamnit! 491 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:11,426 Having a day, huh? 492 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:13,970 A day? I'm having a life. 493 00:25:14,054 --> 00:25:16,514 My whole family hates me and to top it off, 494 00:25:16,598 --> 00:25:18,850 Sue made me buy the Taj Mahal of cribs. 495 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:21,603 What would she be doing if she wasn't wasting money? 496 00:25:21,686 --> 00:25:25,941 Wasting money? Like your set of 12 Colt Luger beer steins? 497 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:30,278 They're collector's items, Susan. They were the last ones with lead paint. 498 00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,489 [applause] 499 00:25:32,572 --> 00:25:33,823 More yelling. 500 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,992 [laughs] So good. 501 00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:40,038 Who do you think had it harder, kids in the '70s or kids today? 502 00:25:40,622 --> 00:25:42,791 It depends on what direction you're going. 503 00:25:42,874 --> 00:25:45,126 Like, bullying, I would say it's easier now. 504 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,880 You can get on your phone, like, "Can't believe what someone said to me." 505 00:25:48,964 --> 00:25:51,216 The bully ends up crying on the Internet. 506 00:25:51,883 --> 00:25:57,555 As far as like environmentally. That's what I say to young people. 507 00:25:57,639 --> 00:26:00,100 "I'm old but I know what four seasons look like." 508 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:01,643 -[laughing] -Wow. 509 00:26:01,726 --> 00:26:06,106 Instead of going from winter to summer with the whole state being on fire. 510 00:26:06,189 --> 00:26:10,610 If you talk oceans and fresh air and food not being poisoned, 511 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:12,779 I think I would go back. 512 00:26:14,030 --> 00:26:16,783 -Mary's crying. We better stop. -[Bill] Sorry. 513 00:26:16,866 --> 00:26:19,661 -She's like, "It's sounding bleak." -Bullying hit home. 514 00:26:19,744 --> 00:26:22,664 Even in your stand-up, and watching F is For Family, 515 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:28,336 you have this brash kind of personality I think that people assume is you, 516 00:26:28,420 --> 00:26:30,964 and when I met you, what I loved about you, 517 00:26:31,047 --> 00:26:34,217 you're one of the nicest guys I've ever met in stand-up. 518 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:38,221 Bill's been incredibly supportive of me and my stand-up from day one. 519 00:26:38,305 --> 00:26:41,349 He saw my gay jokes and he was like, 520 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,518 "That's so funny. Here's a tag." 521 00:26:43,601 --> 00:26:46,938 And I never thought a guy like you would... 522 00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:51,901 What does that say about you? You judgmental so and so. Wow! 523 00:26:51,985 --> 00:26:55,155 I was judging you and I was just blown away 524 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:58,033 by how inclusive you are, 525 00:26:58,116 --> 00:27:01,244 how open-minded you are and what a nice guy you are. 526 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:04,414 If you talk to my wife, she would say the exact opposite. 527 00:27:05,332 --> 00:27:09,127 No, if you're funny, you're funny, that's it. 528 00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:13,048 I am a huge fan of stand-up, so when I see somebody new coming along, 529 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:15,175 that I know is gonna be great, 530 00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:18,011 I get excited and it makes me wanna get better. 531 00:27:18,094 --> 00:27:19,804 I saw you in the Main Room... 532 00:27:19,888 --> 00:27:23,141 Sorry, I saw you in the OR, and you just had that thing. 533 00:27:23,224 --> 00:27:25,727 You had the swagger, you had the jokes. 534 00:27:25,810 --> 00:27:28,271 I just thought your vibe was so cool. 535 00:27:28,355 --> 00:27:31,358 I wasn't watching your gay jokes. You were just funny. 536 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:36,154 I didn't have a question. I wanted to see you compliment me. 537 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:37,822 Oh. [laughs] 538 00:27:37,906 --> 00:27:40,075 Bill, thanks for coming. I love seeing you. 539 00:27:40,158 --> 00:27:41,451 Thanks for having me. 540 00:27:41,534 --> 00:27:43,912 F is For Family, Paper Tiger, streaming now. 541 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,664 -Bill Burr, everybody. -Thank you. 542 00:27:46,748 --> 00:27:49,000 Some people think I'm new to Netflix, 543 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:52,128 but I've been running the show the whole time, take a look. 544 00:27:52,670 --> 00:27:55,382 [dramatic music playing] 545 00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:59,469 [David] All right, this is Love is Blind. 546 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:02,430 Working title: "Toyota Fuck-a-thon." [laughs] 547 00:28:03,181 --> 00:28:06,559 They will be going... [whistles] 548 00:28:06,643 --> 00:28:07,811 We hope. 549 00:28:07,894 --> 00:28:09,521 [woman laughing] 550 00:28:10,563 --> 00:28:11,731 -Wow. -Hi. 551 00:28:12,607 --> 00:28:14,359 [all greeting] 552 00:28:14,442 --> 00:28:15,902 Oh, wait, they can see? 553 00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,321 Oh, that wasn't my pitch at all. 554 00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:20,532 Try to send them in by height. 555 00:28:21,825 --> 00:28:26,037 I'm short. There are women out there that won't date guys that are shorter. 556 00:28:26,663 --> 00:28:29,165 You know what? I like this short guy. 557 00:28:29,249 --> 00:28:31,918 And I'm pulling for him. I don't know why. 558 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:34,754 -You don't know why? -Sorry, you say something? 559 00:28:35,713 --> 00:28:38,758 Why so underdressed? Like they're playing beer pong. 560 00:28:38,842 --> 00:28:42,887 Send in somebody that knows what's up. Here we go, Carlton. 561 00:28:43,722 --> 00:28:45,098 See, Carlton gets it. 562 00:28:45,181 --> 00:28:48,435 This kid wasn't on The Fresh Prince. Is this the same guy? 563 00:28:48,518 --> 00:28:49,978 -Different guy. -Okay. 564 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,146 -Hi. -Hey hey. 565 00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:53,648 You'll love the host I picked. Watch this. 566 00:28:53,732 --> 00:28:54,733 How you doing? 567 00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:59,195 Ta-da! Ha-ha! You know this guy from Backstreet Boys. 568 00:28:59,279 --> 00:29:00,697 I'm obviously Nick Lachey. 569 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,240 He's from 98 Degrees. 570 00:29:02,323 --> 00:29:05,577 No, he's from... NSYNC. 571 00:29:05,660 --> 00:29:08,955 It's Nick Lachey. I'm pretty sure it's 98 Degrees. 572 00:29:09,038 --> 00:29:12,083 -It is. -God dang it. Is it too late to fire him? 573 00:29:12,167 --> 00:29:13,960 -Yeah. -I had it all planned out. 574 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:17,881 He was gonna say "Bye bye bye" if there was three people. If one, "Bye." 575 00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:21,301 If there was three, it'd be perfect. He'd go, "Bye bye bye." 576 00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,094 And they'd go bye, or whatever. 577 00:29:23,887 --> 00:29:25,847 Nick, tell them what they're here for. 578 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:28,349 Here, you will choose someone to marry... 579 00:29:29,392 --> 00:29:31,978 without ever seeing them. 580 00:29:32,061 --> 00:29:34,272 A-ha... 581 00:29:34,355 --> 00:29:37,192 I love it. I love it. They didn't see that coming. 582 00:29:37,275 --> 00:29:40,445 Alright, Vanessa, give them some preachy bullshit to kill time. 583 00:29:40,528 --> 00:29:43,740 We live in such a disconnected and distracted world. 584 00:29:44,365 --> 00:29:48,495 Your value is often judged solely by the photo on your dating app. 585 00:29:48,578 --> 00:29:49,788 Eesh. 586 00:29:50,830 --> 00:29:54,125 Vanessa, why don't you, uh, stay quiet for a couple seconds. 587 00:29:54,209 --> 00:29:55,752 Maybe till episode eight. 588 00:29:55,835 --> 00:30:00,507 The only time you're gonna interact is in one of the private pods. 589 00:30:01,758 --> 00:30:04,135 Ah, there's my pods. You know, I designed those. 590 00:30:04,219 --> 00:30:06,054 Did I tell you? I was on ketamine 591 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:09,474 and I scribbled down on a napkin, I handed them in, they used them. 592 00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:12,560 I was half kidding but fuck it, let's go. 593 00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:16,481 [Vanessa] You're gonna be separated by one thin wall. 594 00:30:16,564 --> 00:30:18,274 Prince Harry, you know that guy? 595 00:30:18,358 --> 00:30:21,778 Him and Meg Markle, that girl he's dating, they met in pods. 596 00:30:21,861 --> 00:30:25,031 -That's incorrect. -That's funny. Your mom is incorrect. 597 00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,325 Not girlfriend, it's wife. They have a kid. 598 00:30:27,408 --> 00:30:30,161 Are you a fact-checker for Jeopardy? I mean, my God. 599 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:34,791 I'm just talking out loud. I know that that lady was married to the guy. 600 00:30:34,874 --> 00:30:37,085 I'm just talking to be friendly. Jesus. 601 00:30:37,168 --> 00:30:40,380 -Game time. -Game time. Get that wife. 602 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:43,800 [David] Did you tell the guys to get Botox in their ball sack? 603 00:30:43,883 --> 00:30:45,760 I did this two weeks ago. 604 00:30:45,844 --> 00:30:49,722 Mine were very wrinkly. You could light a match off of 'em. 605 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:51,099 [imitates match striking] 606 00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,142 But now... [whistle softly] 607 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,894 it's like an Evian bottle. 608 00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:58,940 -I'm going straight for the candy. -I might go straight for the vodka. 609 00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,568 [David] Who put candy and vodka in the pods. 610 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:03,486 I asked for Adderall and White Claw. 611 00:31:03,570 --> 00:31:04,988 I have Adderall. 612 00:31:06,656 --> 00:31:09,909 -Can I have some? -Hey... no. Uh... hang on. 613 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:13,079 You have some? We can put 'em in there? All right. 614 00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:18,084 As long as Junkie Jill can wait a few minutes without jiggin' out. Jesus. 615 00:31:18,751 --> 00:31:19,919 Get a PA in here. 616 00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:22,046 I make the best Italian beef. 617 00:31:22,130 --> 00:31:23,256 [loud chewing] 618 00:31:23,339 --> 00:31:26,467 No, Jessica, I make the best Italian beef. 619 00:31:26,551 --> 00:31:27,552 Yum. 620 00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,345 Relax. After. 621 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,056 There's only enough for two people. 622 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:34,475 -Rick? -I'm vegan. 623 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,646 Obviously you're a burn-out vegan that sells CBD oil at the mall. 624 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:42,984 All right, gotta get out of here. Oh, legs are asleep. 625 00:31:45,111 --> 00:31:47,989 So I heard when you were shooting Cobra Kai, 626 00:31:48,072 --> 00:31:50,867 Mary had a thing about kissing scenes. True? 627 00:31:50,950 --> 00:31:52,452 I do have a little thing. 628 00:31:52,535 --> 00:31:56,289 I don't like to do my first kiss on camera with somebody new. 629 00:31:56,372 --> 00:31:59,417 Apparently, that was a little problematic for Xolo. 630 00:31:59,500 --> 00:32:01,169 I wouldn't say problematic. 631 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:04,589 I would just say it started at the chemistry reads. 632 00:32:04,672 --> 00:32:07,634 She had mentioned not wanting to kiss someone on camera. 633 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:10,845 Fast forward a few months later we're down to the day, 634 00:32:10,929 --> 00:32:13,056 I know we have a kissing scene. 635 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:16,017 And we go off to the side and we're about to kiss. 636 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:19,896 She says I think the best words you could have said to anyone ever. 637 00:32:19,979 --> 00:32:23,483 She goes, "I'm so nervous 'cause you're like a brother to me." 638 00:32:23,566 --> 00:32:25,568 -I was like... -Right before you kiss? 639 00:32:25,652 --> 00:32:27,695 Yeah. I was like, "Oh, man." 640 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:31,199 We film in Georgia, so it's fine, but I was like, "Oh, man." 641 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,241 I was... 642 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:35,745 To be fair, I am the kiss of death for more than one of them. 643 00:32:35,828 --> 00:32:39,082 I transferred my cashew allergy to him through a kissing scene. 644 00:32:39,165 --> 00:32:43,836 I'm also allergic to a lot more things that I was not allergic to before. 645 00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:45,254 I think it's from you. 646 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,299 My first kissing scene was in a movie called Lost and Found. 647 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:49,842 Oh, nobody? And, um... 648 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:53,930 Then the girl... I said, "I feel weird about kissing you. 649 00:32:54,013 --> 00:32:57,684 Never done it." She said, "Kiss me like I'm your girlfriend." 650 00:32:57,767 --> 00:33:00,603 She was European. She goes, "I don't care." Okay. 651 00:33:00,687 --> 00:33:04,440 And I touched her face and kissed her and they go, "Cut." 652 00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:09,028 She looks at the director and goes, "Can you tell him not to grab my face?" 653 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:12,156 And I go, "Me?" And I was one foot away from her. 654 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,618 He goes, "Can you not grab her face?" I'm like, "I guess." 655 00:33:15,702 --> 00:33:21,124 Moral of the story is, it's tough to kiss in movies, it gets tougher in real life. 656 00:33:21,207 --> 00:33:25,670 That's our show. Thanks to the cast of Cobra Kai. Thanks to Bill Burr. 657 00:33:26,295 --> 00:33:27,505 See you next week. 658 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:30,341 Let's talk to Bill Burr, come on. 659 00:33:30,425 --> 00:33:31,968 Bill Burr. 660 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:35,930 -[crowd cheering] -[theme music playing] 661 00:33:57,326 --> 00:34:02,331 SDH adaptation by: Jerrold Cameron