[theme music playing]
[crowd cheering]
[Fortune] Yeah.
[David] Everybody.
Here we go. Welcome, everybody, to The Netflix Afterparty.
With me are my co-hosts Fortune Feimster, London Hughes.
[crowd cheers]
Hi!
Tonight we have on the show the cast of Bling Empire. Oh, my God.
-Yeah! -Whoo!
That's Kelly, Kane, Kevin, Cherie, and Christine.
-Hello. -Yeah.
Uh, if you haven't seen the show,
we're gonna spoil the season, so go back and watch it now.
It's basically real life Crazy Rich Asians. Look at a clip.
Asians are here!
Go shopping. That's the best therapy.
It's hard to flex your abs all day. And you have to hold your breath.
[Christine] In China, my husband's father would be an emperor
and Baby G would be a little prince.
Need your help. Did you bring Botox?
[Kelly] I only wanna date for love. I'm tired of other peoples' judgment.
-[man] Kim Lee is a super famous DJ. -If you've got it, flaunt it.
[man] Cherie is an heiress to a huge denim empire.
And now Anna's back.
Her father sells bombs, guns.
It's very important to have fun.
-[man 2] Are you single yet? -Am I single yet?
-Whoo! -[laughs]
[both] Blast her ass!
-More diamonds on her? -Treasures.
[yelling]
We're Asian, we don't fight.
I feel like crazy attracts crazy.
Let's go over the characters in the show
in a segment I like to call Zing Empire.
[upbeat music playing]
Fortune, who is your favorite, if you had to pick?
-That would have to be Christine. -Okay.
She and Dr. Chiu are so wealthy,
when Baby G was born they weighed him in karats.
[audience laughing]
[chuckles] Okay. Uh then there's Kane.
I like Kane. Kane's from Singapore but doesn't like to tell people that.
Know why? Because it has the word "poor" in it. Yeah.
See, I like Kevin. I like Kevin.
But it seems like he's the only Asian kid
that nobody wanted to cheat off in school.
[laughs] It's like, "No."
Who could forget Kelly? She dated the red Power Ranger.
Which is interesting because the blue Power Ranger is the hot one.
-Yeah. -That's what my friends-- Okay.
I like Cherie too. She's heir to a denim fortune.
In a way, so am I, because I got hand-me-down jeans from my brother.
-[London] Yeah. -[laughs] From your brother.
And I love Anna.
Anna was interesting because she says she was notoriously private
before the show aired, but during the show she let it all hang out.
By all, I mean breasts. Her breasts were in my face.
-Yeah. -[David] I saw those.
I thought that was a mistake but I caught 'em. Um…
The DJ girl was fun. Her name was Kim Lee.
People say she's one in a million. However, I did some research.
-There's 90 million people named Kim Lee. -[London] Oh, my God.
Stop it.
Let's get this going.
London is gonna talk to the ladies of Bling Empire
about how much money they blow through in a segment we call All Things Bling.
I show you that I call the shots with a new Netflix Mastermind.
I'll be talking to Kevin and Kane about their upblinging.
Later, comedian Joel Kim Booster tells us why he should be on the next season.
He wants to be on the show.
Fortune plays a pricey game with the whole cast
to see if any of them have any idea
how much everyday shit costs.
[laughs]
But first I'll be talking to Christine Chiu,
Kelly Mi Li,
and Cherie Chan.
Hello, ladies. Are you there?
-Ladies. -Hello. Hi, David.
-Hi. -Hi.
Look at this.
-[Fortune] You guys look gorgeous. [London] You look amazing.
We've got three pretty ladies.
You look great as well.
-[Fortune] Thank you. -[London] Don't lie!
-I look it. -I am in flannel.
Kelly, I have a question. Are you and Andrew still together?
We took a five to six month break after filming
and, uh, just worked on ourselves,
and now we're back together and we're doing better than ever.
I am more in love than I've ever been.
-Oh, okay. -Okay.
I feel like an auntie. I'm very protective of her.
-But if he treats you right, darling. -[Kelly] I love that.
Remember, you're a hottie, you can get any man you want.
Yeah, any Power Ranger you want.
That's right. [laughs]
I like the red. That's why I'm wearing red.
I love the red.
-[laughs] -[David] Oh, yeah.
What if she was out with the green one one day?
That's how you really start trouble. Go out with one of the X-Men or something.
[laughs]
I auditioned for lavender in the old days.
I don't know who got it.
Okay, here's another one. Ready?
Christine, you had a little friction on the show.
A dinner party, "Necklacegate."
How are things going now? Is the relationship okay?
Well, after we wrapped, we actually had two dinners together.
Anna was so nice. She treated me and my friend.
And we had a nice intimate dinner with Florent and Maria.
Where did you sit? Were you at the end of the table?
-Did she sit you next to her? -[laughs] It was it was a round table.
It was a very safe table-seating situation.
Right. I've been to Cheesecake Factory. They have great round tables.
[both laugh]
Kelly, were all of you friends before the show
or did you meet at a casting call?
All [laughs]
All of us were good friends before the show.
I've known Christine and Kane almost ten years.
So it's been a very natural way to put us together.
It wasn't this awkward, like,
"Nice to meet you. I'm gonna spend the next four months with you."
So it's been great.
Did you have a friend that didn't make the cut, a friend who worked at Target?
-[David] Oh, yeah. -Like that wasn't rich enough.
How did you select who got on the show?
Kevin made the cut so everybody has a chance.
[London] The shame!
[laughing]
They're like, "We can only have one poor person in this show."
"And he better be good looking."
Now, Christine, what have you been doing since the show wrapped?
Well, um, I have been trying to pick up some hobbies at home.
I am trying to grow a veggie garden with Baby G,
he's getting really big,
and trying to work on this little thing called TikTok.
-[London] Oh, wow. -I can't figure it out.
So I have no friends on TikTok. I don't know how to make a video.
Anyone wants to send me a tutorial…
It shouldn't be that-- I think you just act like a fool for eight to ten seconds.
-You don't need it. -[Christine] Oh, easy.
I did that all season. Come on. I did it for eight episodes.
-Just have Baby G film you. -Oh.
By the way, Baby G, I was noticing, you're always lugging him around.
He weighs about 60, you weigh about 80.
Is it hard to lug this kid around?
I think he's picking me up now.
-He's stronger than I am. -He's gotta be getting close.
[laughs]
Side note, we're bummed you're not here in the studio
because I look 6% better in real life.
-[Fortune laughs] -[Christine chuckles]
That's what studies show.
Okay, Cherie, would you have another kid before you get married?
-No, I'm done having babies. -[London] That's right--
I gained a lot of weight for Jevon
and I don't want to go through that again
where, you know, made my body really big
and now I'm, like, finally kinda almost back to my normal weight.
That's why I'm not having kids. I don't wanna ruin this body.
[David chuckles]
Christine, do you still give lots of presents?
I try to. It makes me happy to watch people open presents.
I actually have a little surprise for the cast coming up soon and…
-Our cast? -I literally just
[hosts laughing]
-Do you need-- -What did you say?
Should we send our address?
Yes, your cast, the entire crew. I'm coming right over.
Hey, Kelly, they didn't show you guys working a lot.
I know they film different things.
But you guys do a… That's a big part of your life, right?
That's a huge part of my life. I'm an entrepreneur.
We actually filmed at my office quite a bit but it was all cut.
So hopefully next season you'll be able to show a bit more,
you guys will be able to see more of me working on the field.
'Cause that's where I'm the happiest
and I'm very passionate about my work.
I'm shocked they didn't show a job on a reality show.
[laughter]
-They're like, "Boring!" -I know.
I'm so lazy, I can barely post on my OnlyFans page.
[London] Aww.
Oh, it's so much work to take my clothes off.
You must have a lot of fans on OnlyFans.
[laughing]
He has only…
[laughing]
It's called OnlyFan.
-Only one. -[laughs]
Is there anything that you wish was not on the show that was?
It's the whole, like, Kane says, "I like anal."
I have no idea where that came from.
I'm like, "Kane, my mom watches the show."
[laughing]
You know, if it was on other channels she might not understand the word "anal,"
but there's Chinese subtitles on Netflix, unfortunately, so
[hosts] Oh, no.
It's that weird thing where every time she calls, I'm like,
I don't wanna pick up. She might ask me about the anal thing.
So thank you, Kane. Thank you, Kane.
Enough about your empires.
It's time for All Things Bling With London.
[upbeat dance music playing]
So I've always felt rich on the inside,
but on the outside, believe it or not,
I'm actually the poorest person on this show, okay?
But you guys are quite rich, inside and outside.
I wanted to speak to you about the bling.
So Cherie and Christine,
I have both seen you wear tiaras on the show.
I'm thinking about getting one to offset my COVID mask.
What is tiara etiquette? When and when can't you wear one?
I think you wanna wear the tiara whenever you want to.
I mean, we've been wearing it around the house during COVID
and Jadore has tiaras too.
We wear it around the house. We have high tea in it. We dress up.
What about you, Christine? You had so many tiaras on the last episode.
You had a full-on crown. What's going on?
I don't think you should ever wear crowns or tiaras.
It's actually my secret little hobby for myself.
I do it in secret.
And it took a lot for production
to push me to wear the crown on the last episode.
But I actually do have a pretty
um, good collection of crowns and tiaras
and I just I like to look at them in private.
Okay, the next question, what is the best bling…
This is for all of you. What is the best bling to wear on a first date?
When, like, you don't wanna look like a gold digger
but you want him to know you're expensive. I'm gonna go to Kelly first.
I always believe just simple, you know, is the best.
Less is more on a first date. You don't wanna scare the person off.
-If you show up in a -[London] So no tiaras?
Probably no tiaras. Maybe at nighttime, like, in the bedroom.
-But not at first. -[hosts] Ooh.
Okay. Okay.
So subtle. Is less more, Christine, when it comes to a first date?
Oh, yeah, I totally dress down on a first date.
You never want to intimidate.
Um, yeah.
Plus, you weigh less. [chuckles]
You look lighter when you have less jewelry on.
That's a good answer.
Cherie, do you ever wear bling to a jewelry store
or is that like a blank slate, start over, all fresh?
Um, to the jewelry store I definitely don't wear any bling.
I try to wear a very simple, like, black dress
so you can wear the jewelry and don't have the jewelry wear you
but you wear the jewelry.
-See, don't let jewelry wear you. -I don't let jewelry wear me.
-You wear… the jewelry. See? -[chuckles]
True story, I got these at a mall kiosk.
[laughs]
They're definitely not wearing me.
Don't let the jewelry wear you.
Um, so what is the most expensive thing that you guys own?
I'll go first. Mine is my self-worth.
Oh.
-What's yours… -Ooh.
Thank you. What's the most expensive thing you own, Kelly?
Oh, my God. How do I even follow up with that?
Self-love. Oh, my goodness. Um
[sighs] I don't know. I think one of my, uh…
this yellow diamond ring I really like.
But I think self-love, I'm gonna follow you with that.
No, don't follow me, I'm broke. Don't follow me anywhere.
Don't follow me. Everything's rented. Everything's rented.
I don't get to keep this whole outfit. Don't follow me.
How much is this yellow diamond ring?
It's about $700,000.
Wha? Ba-ba-what?
Whoo.
I thought you were gonna say $700. I was like, "Pretty pricey."
[all laughing]
Ooh…
-What about you, Christine? -[David] You can beat it.
Can you go higher up? Higher or lower?
-Yes! -$700,000!
Um…
-Baby G is the most expensive thing I own. -[hosts] Aw…
So Baby G is like a million?
-We'll call it a million. -A cool mil for Baby G, so far?
Baby G.
He was a million when he was an embryo, so…
[David] Baby M.
This is why I'm not having any kids.
You, Cherie? What's the most expensive thing you own?
-[David] I'm pulling for you. -Come on, Cherie. Come on!
My mom did leave me a lot of, you know, jewelry,
some rubies that are really rare
and I can't even put a price on it, I would say it's priceless.
Thank you so much, ladies.
That was fun and informational, I learned so much.
-Thank you. -[audience applauding]
Thank you.
-Thanks so much. -Thank you.
Great job, London. Some good answers.
Now I won't embarrass myself the next time I wear my tiara to Nobu.
[David giggles]
I have three.
Christine, Kelly, Cherie, thank you so much.
But don't go anywhere 'cause you'll be back in a little while so we'll see you.
Well, the women were definitely running the show,
but they had something else in their ear besides a diamond.
What do I mean? Take a look.
[dramatic music playing]
[David] Today we're working with Bling Empire.
These things are so stiff.
[scoffs] That's what she said.
Ha-ha!
No, she didn't.
Ow!
That's what she said.
No, she didn't.
[sighs]
Okay, this shows some of the wealthiest members of the Asian community.
So, let's show respect. Rick, did you take your shoes off?
-I stepped in cat shit. -Where's a cat?
It's just running around.
I think it's a skunk.
It's possibly an armadillo.
No, it's not-- Guys, there's no cat here.
And it's not an armadillo,
those are only native to Wisconsin and Saudi Arabia.
Whatever it is, it's shitting everywhere.
You both sicken me, all right? We're here to respect the Asian culture.
We're gonna do everything we can, down to the letter.
Actually, Chinese, they don't really use letters.
It's more of a system of characters--
-Is that Doritos and soy sauce? -Yes it is, sir. [laughs]
Cool Ranch!
It's gross at first
and then it's sickening.
[coughs]
Goddamn, where's that fuckin' cat?
[meows] You want this?
-$78 dollars for sea cucumbers. -That's more expensive than your penis.
-Oh, my God. -[David] Uh-oh.
Don't don't do it.
-Biggest one is not always the best. -Always the smallest.
[inhales]
[David] Must resist easy joke.
-Don't. I'm right here. -Here I come.
It's the smallest that costs the most.
[David] Abort! Abort!
Give me a different feed.
Abort! Abort!
No, not you, Cherie. No, no.
No, I was-- No! I'm talking
[mumbles]
No, I've always said, your baby's a keeper, that thing.
"A keeper"? Nice save.
Yes, we're sending you some Doritos. [chuckles]
[fly buzzing]
[continues buzzing]
All right, settle down, Mr. Miyagi.
Ah! From The Karate Kid, the main one. People don't know that one anymore.
It's all Cobra Kai now. Goddamn. I wasn't even close.
All right, let's go to Christine to show she's a normal mom like the rest of us.
This is Baby G's first modeling shoot. We're doing it for a magazine spread.
Also I was hoping I could use these photos for his preschool application package.
Oh, God.
Is he riding in your car?
-I don't get it. -'Cause it's…
-tiny. -Oh.
No. I do have a nice car though.
It's a lot less expensive than his, though.
[David] Can we bring in that masseuse that helps people stop talking?
[woman] We have tension over here, especially…
Oh, I've had this girl. She's great.
What exactly did you tell them she does?
[fly buzzing]
Oh, almost got him.
[David] We've got two drama queens.
Kim, come up with bullshit to dig around the house.
How about we do a cleanse for your house? A spiritual cleanse.
Beautiful.
Now do some old fashioned snooping, Scooby-Doo style.
"Scooby-Doo!" [chuckles]
Hey, try the bathroom. Maybe she's got a pill problem.
With luck, it's the same pill problem I have and we can do swap meet action.
Trade-io, you're on the air.
-[gasp] Oh, my God! -[Kim] What?
She has a penis pump!
What? She has a penis pump in her shower!
[David] Stand down! I repeat:
Stand down! Not your penis pump.
Show some respect. You're getting it dirty!
Oh my God. Is that your penis pump?
No, it's not-- That's not mine. I don't even know what that thing is.
-Oh, it's wet! -[both yelp]
[Kim] That's somebody's juice.
No! Come on. You gotta let it soak!
-[Kim] Throw it outside. -Why is it wet?
[Kim] That shit's disgusting.
[both laugh]
Asshole.
[fly buzzing]
Ah! Damn it.
[alarm ringing]
-Uh-oh. -Uh…
Hey, what does that red button do?
Yeah, that induces Cherie's labor.
I was gonna save that for Chinese New Year's episode but what the fuck!
Baby on the way.
[Cherie] Why'd you park the car like that? How am I gonna get in?
What about my I forgot my shoes.
[David] Move fast. Get that guy a pair of shoes.
Have the PA just grab some from out front here.
Those are my shoes.
-[Cherie] It's hurting so bad. -[Jessey] This matches, right?
[David] Those are the shit shoes.
-[Jessey] Sorry. Sorry. -Why are you laughing? It's so painful.
I don't think this really matches my outfit.
Sorry, are my free shoes not good enough for you?
Just forget it. This guy's broke.
Those shoes don't go with anything except a cardboard sign on a median.
Not cool, man.
Hey, it still stinks like shit. What's going on?
It got on my socks too.
You're fucking gross.
Let's take a five. [grunts] You guys stay here.
[crowd applauding]
Yeah! Ha-ha!
Spader!
All right. We've talked to the ladies.
Now let's talk to the real eye-candy on the show, the dudes.
One owns a real estate fortune and one owns a fortune cookie.
-Take a look. -[laughing]
[man] Yeah!
We have a tradition. Can we get a blindfold and a coin?
-[Kevin] What do we do? -Look for the coin in the cake.
-A Singapore tradition. -But people have eat this cake.
Kevin would basically believe anything I tell him.
I told Kevin it's a tradition to find a coin in the cake without hands.
But I don't wanna get cake on my shirt.
Any reason to take his shirt off.
"It brings you good luck," which is all bullshit.
I just wanted him to do it 'cause it's fun.
[woman giggling]
[woman] Oh, my God!
[all laughing]
[laughs]
All right, welcome Kevin Kreider and Kane Lim.
Where are they?
Hey, there they are.
-Hi guys. -Hi guys.
Yes!
You saved the richest and the poorest for last. Thank you.
[laughing]
Yep.
-Kevin couldn't even afford a t-shirt. -Hi, guys.
It's just… I'm on a budget.
[David] Oh, Kevin.
Kevin, put it away. Put it away.
-You're getting this one hot and bothered. -Whoo!
Oh, really?
[hosts laugh]
-Okay. -I love my job!
[laughs]
Kane, what have you been doing since the show wrapped?
Shopping with Anna.
She closed down Rodeo the same way she does pre-COVID, so yes.
Shopping with her seems like the way to go.
She shuts down the stores.
-And gives you stuff. -That's true.
You have to be like, "I don't have any money."
[laughing]
I've been in that position. People give you stuff, and you felt bad.
My friends, unfortunately, just take anything.
Kevin, do any of them still speak to you?
Or are you too poor to speak to off-camera?
Like are they still your friends in real life?
We are real friends.
Kane and I, actually, I think our bromance has blossomed a little bit more.
Uh, Kim and I still talk.
-That's what you think. -[laughing]
But then I moved. I moved to Hollywood. So we're a little bit further away.
It's damaged our bromance a little bit, long distance.
He's not gonna hang out with anybody living in Hollywood.
-[London] Not Hollywood. -Oh, never. Never.
I keep inviting him over here. He keeps ignoring the subject.
I haven't been there in four months, so yes.
-Where do you live? -I live in West Hollywood, actually.
-You just don't go to Hollywood. -Just West Hollywood.
For people at home, that's about almost a mile.
[laughing]
After the show wrapped, what have you been up to? Anything fun?
No, I mean, I've definitely not been shopping.
I've been more saving, actually.
It's not like I have other stuff coming in.
Doing a lot more writing.
I've been writing about the Korean adoption community,
and trying to bring that to life and working with Kelly on that stuff.
I've also just been, uh, trying to date a little bit more.
You got some action last night! You got some action last night, girl!
[London] Whoa!
-Exclusive! -Kane's telling secrets.
Shall I read the text message?
Don't even read it! No!
Okay, okay.
Kane, you seem to be the richest one in the show.
But when they show your place, it's just full of shoes. What's up?
No it's not. I have a bigger place than people are thinking about.
I have a two-bedroom apartment.
It's the smallest place I've lived in because my parents,
my dad tried to bribe me back to Singapore.
He's like, "You want this building in Thailand?"
"What car do you want in Singapore? What salary do you want?"
And, like, so Asian parents, they kind of use money to control you.
And that was his way of kind of like move me back to Singapore.
But I'm in LA and I'm still here.
Kane, you said that you were on an allowance.
May I ask, how much is your allowance?
You mean my trust fund or my allowance?
-Oh, I'm sorry. -Oh. Okay.
-Oh, okay, just-- -I like it all.
Let's go with your allowance.
How much are you allowed from your parents?
I've charged like six figures a month easily.
-[London] I can't have this conversation! -[Kevin laughs] Oh!
-Oh, my God! -Oh, my God!
Oops. I put… I charged…
I bought a Lamborghini on my credit card when I moved to LA.
I remember, I put it on the credit card
and my mom didn't speak to me for, like, four months. It's crazy.
I need Asian parents.
Southern parents are just like, "Hey, I need a root canal.
Can you Venmo me some money?"
[London laughing]
-I love you, Fortune. -Kane, I love you.
Can I talk about my allowance?
-My allowance was a dollar. -What was your allowance?
My allowance was a dollar a week and I had to mow the lawn.
Kane, what do you do for your allowance?
Kane had to yell at whoever was mowing the lawn.
I was born into it, Kevin.
Amazing. Amazing.
Kane seems like a fun guy to roll with.
We have the best time together. We don't take each other seriously.
And throughout filming we have a blast.
I call Kevin dumb sometimes but, like, I don't mean it.
It's just how I talk to people.
Most of the time.
[all laughing]
You're dumb!
[London] But I don't mean it.
Here's some money.
Any regrets from the show? Start with you, Kane.
Anything you said or was shown you didn't like?
Um, it's starts with the letter A, "anal."
-[London] Yes. -I don't know why I said that.
But, yeah, I think I regretted saying that.
But I hope that Kelly gets all the sex endorsements she has--
No, she's still mad at you. She's still very mad at you.
I'm sorry, Kelly.
[all laughing]
Guys, thanks for talking. Stick around for a second.
-We're gonna play a game. -All right.
All right.
A lot of people wish they were on a show like Bling Empire.
Comedian Joel Kim Booster knows exactly what he would do if he was on the show.
[mellow pop music playing]
I would be great on this show.
For starters, I would bring a much-needed desperation to the show.
You got people on this show crying
because they don't know who their real dad is.
I would be crying because I didn't get invited
to an orgy in Puerto Vallarta.
It feels like these Asians have lost sight of what Asians are all about.
I am nowhere near as wealthy,
but I am a thousand times more judgmental.
If you really think about it, that is what it's all about.
People tend to call me the "molly guy" at the party
not because I sell it but, you know, I am addicted to it.
Yeah, one quick note, this show about rich Asians
decided to add a poor person before they'd add a Filipino.
And, excuse me, what happened to the yoga stripper?
He was a star. How was he only in one episode?
We need to start a petition to bring him back. Change.org today.
Kevin always talks about how he doesn't know who his real dad is.
And neither do I, but when I saw Kevin, I found my daddy.
Kim and I would be best friends. We have so much in common.
She's a DJ, I cannot stop myself from fucking DJs.
Yeah, and not to be a conspiracy nut here,
but I'm pretty sure that Anna isn't even Asian.
I think it's just plastic surgery that's made her look Asian.
And yeah, that's crazy, but guess what?
That's the kind of crazy shit I'd say if I was on the show.
Yes, Kevin and I are both Koreans who were adopted by white people,
so if something ever happens to Kevin I can fill in his place,
and the racists who watch the show won't even notice.
[ding]
So now you know the kind of vibe I'd bring to the show.
I look forward to doing body shots with you on a yacht
once we're all fully vaccinated for season two.
[London] Yes. I love him.
Thanks, Joel. Good luck with that audition for season two.
You can watch Joel on History of Swear Words streaming now.
-I'm on that too. -And London's on it.
It's time to play a little pricing game with the entire cast.
Here's Fortune Feimster with something we called Bling It Down a Notch.
[upbeat theme playing]
Now, you all are experts on shopping.
You're used to the finer things but today we'll take a walk
on Kevin's side of the street.
[David] Yeah.
And see if you can guess the correct prices for some common items.
All right, so I'm gonna give you a product and you have to tell me how much it costs.
Is this like Price Is Right, where you can't go over or you can go over?
Um, you can do whatever you want.
[Kelly] Okay. All right.
Okay.
-This is a new bit, so no rules. -I might have a chance.
-No rules. -Okay.
I'm just auditioning to be a game show host.
[chuckles]
Okay, Kane, you're first, bud.
All right, anybody who's seen the wall in your living room
knows that you are a huge sneakerhead.
So if that's true,
how much for the hottest kicks in the game right now:
a pair of Skechers boat shoes?
-You have to guess-- -Five dollars.
-[London laughing] -Five dollars?
[London laughing]
Did you say five dollars?
Oh, my God!
Five-fifty, that's my price, lock it in. Five-fifty.
My dad used to wear these shoes.
They're a real chick magnet, which my mom didn't appreciate.
[all laughing]
Do you guys have a guess?
I wanna know if they've ever been to an outlet mall.
[London laughs]
Yeah.
-[London] Not you, Kevin. -Kevin!
-[all laughing] -[London] Kevin has!
[Fortune] Yeah!
All right, so Kane has said five dollars and 50 cents.
[laughing]
-Yes! -The actual price is…
[bell dings]
Sixty-five dollars!
Oh, no!
[Fortune] That seems…
-That's really expensive. -That seems high.
-That's still a steal. -That seems pretty high.
All right, Christine, it's your turn.
Wait, what's the prize?
You're already rich, that is the prize. [laughs]
You don't need any more money.
Okay.
How much do you think the average bank overdraft fee is?
She's like, "What's an overdraft?"
The average overdraft fee.
Like if you spend more money than you have and you get in trouble for it?
Is that a possibility?
Like spend more money--
I know that's not happened to you, but, blah, if it did.
[laughing]
Um…
Like $2.50, that's how much the ATM charges, right?
Two dollars and 50…
I like that you are like, "What is the least amount I can think of?"
[all laughing]
"I can think of."
[both laughing]
All right, let's see what the answer is.
[bell dings]
Thirty-five dollars!
Wow. I was close. I was so close.
You weren't far off. So far I think you're winning. We don't know.
[Christine] Yes!
[laughs]
All right…
Kevin, this is your game, bud, okay?
It's yours to lose.
Now, how much for this at-home workout sensation,
the Shake Weight.
-Yeah! -What is a Shake Weight?
-Shake Weight. -How much does that cost?
They used to do installments of payments of, like, $20.99.
It's probably…
Fifty-nine dollars.
Fifty-nine, okay.
This guy is thinking big money.
-Yeah, big money! -[London] Big money.
-Big money! -Big money.
I don't like any product that makes me think I'm getting a shake
and then I have to work out.
Ugh. All right, so Kevin says $59.
The actual price is…
[bell dings]
-Seventeen eighty-nine. -[Kevin] Oh, no!
-No way. -[London] Oh, Kevin.
He got used to hanging out with rich people, he doesn't know.
I've been hanging out with too many of you guys.
Now this next item is kind of uncharted territory for me personally.
Cherie, I'm gonna need you to tell me the price
of a three-pack of condoms.
[London chuckling]
Honestly, I have no idea how much they cost.
They could be $1,000 for all I know.
-I know, Cherie. I know, Cherie. -Okay, um…
Ten dollars?
-Ten dollars. -Cherie's got kids, she doesn't know.
Ten dollars is a respectable bet.
Do you need to phone a friend?
[David chuckles]
I bought some Magnum Juniors.
-Kevin knows this. -Kevin, exactly.
Kevin would know. He buys it on a weekly basis.
-He'll know. -They're expensive.
He's on auto subscription.
[laughs]
Christine with the zingers.
The only time that I've used a condom was I was in the rain
and I had to protect my baguette.
[all laugh]
[David] So dumb.
Uh, I was in Europe, it's a whole story.
Okay.
How much?
-How did that baguette taste? -The actual price is…
[bell dings]
[Fortune] Three ninety-four, that's cheap.
That's it?
That seems cheap. Why do more people not use them?
[London] Wow.
I use them as coasters in my house.
Okay, Kelly, it's your turn.
Your crew likes to drink fine wine.
Um, how much for a 34 glass box of Franzia Wine?
Or as I call it
[with Spanish accent] Franzia.
That's a mer-loat.
[laughing]
How much is that bad boy right there?
Twenty-nine ninety-nine.
Somebody used to drink some Franzia.
All right, you said 29.99.
The actual price is…
Twelve ninety-nine?
-Whoa! -That's a steal. That is a steal.
-Wow. -[David] That's a deal.
-I'm gonna say that Cherie is the winner. -[David] Cherie, you did it.
You're the winner, Cherie.
Yes.
What do I win?
You win the home game.
Oh, man, I forgot to do my lesbian joke.
[David chuckles] You wanna throw it in now?
Here comes a lesbian joke, guys. Go ahead.
[laughing]
Lesbians are all about Franzia because we like to party with a box.
-Oh, my God! -Whoa!
-[applause] -No, don't clap that. Don't…
Anyway, that's me signing off.
Thanks so much for playing, you guys.
[theme music playing]
That's our show. Thanks much for the cast of Bling Empire for being here.
You were all very fun.
You can stream it now, click on it on Netflix.
We'll see you next time on Netflix Afterparty. Bye, guys.
-[Fortune] Bye, you guys. -[London] Bye, guys.
[David] Oh, Fortune, you really botched it.
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