1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:35,041 --> 00:00:41,125 MR. BEAT TAKESHI 4 00:02:10,166 --> 00:02:17,000 1974 5 00:06:30,125 --> 00:06:31,125 TAKESHI-KIYOSHI 6 00:10:05,416 --> 00:10:08,875 TWO YEARS EARLIER 7 00:10:08,958 --> 00:10:12,875 ASAKUSA 8 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:43,625 ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA 9 00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:59,541 {\an8}GREAT MARCH OF THE NUDES 10 00:11:59,625 --> 00:12:02,750 TODAY'S PERFORMANCES 11 00:12:02,833 --> 00:12:05,250 SENZABURO FUKAMI, TROUPE DIRECTOR 12 00:12:59,541 --> 00:13:01,416 ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA 13 00:13:27,833 --> 00:13:29,250 Loved 14 00:13:30,916 --> 00:13:32,625 Dumped 15 00:13:34,625 --> 00:13:36,791 Forgotten 16 00:13:36,875 --> 00:13:39,916 In the corner of the room 17 00:13:41,791 --> 00:13:44,208 I 18 00:13:45,416 --> 00:13:47,625 Commit 19 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,916 Myself 20 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,166 To you 21 00:13:57,375 --> 00:13:58,916 That was 22 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:03,458 Transient love 23 00:14:05,416 --> 00:14:11,791 Just a passing fancy 24 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:18,541 I don't know why But I don't want to think so 25 00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:26,583 That makes my heart wrench so bad 26 00:14:27,083 --> 00:14:34,083 Like a doll 27 00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:40,708 Covered in dust 28 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:47,250 Waiting impatiently 29 00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:54,041 Weeping floods of tears In the corner of the room 30 00:14:55,291 --> 00:15:02,083 I commit myself 31 00:15:02,625 --> 00:15:08,375 To you 32 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:16,000 I commit myself 33 00:15:16,500 --> 00:15:22,416 To you 34 00:21:27,833 --> 00:21:29,250 KING AND QUEEN CHIHARU 35 00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:09,250 HOGEISEN 36 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,416 WHALE 37 00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:39,333 EAT GEI AND POLISH YOUR GEI!! 38 00:37:08,916 --> 00:37:10,958 KING AND QUEEN CHIHARU 39 00:43:29,291 --> 00:43:33,708 NUMBER 2 MATSUKURA APARTMENT 40 00:51:30,333 --> 00:51:33,791 {\an8}ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA 41 00:51:33,875 --> 00:51:37,250 BETWEEN THE CLEAVAGE OF SEX AND COMEDY ARE SKITS! 42 00:51:37,333 --> 00:51:40,541 TAKESHI KITANO 43 00:57:26,791 --> 00:57:28,083 NERVES 44 00:58:55,000 --> 00:59:01,083 If Johnny comes, tell him 45 00:59:02,083 --> 00:59:06,833 That I waited two hours for him 46 00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:15,500 And I left rather cheerfully 47 00:59:16,541 --> 00:59:22,791 Tell him while you're serving him a drink 48 00:59:23,791 --> 00:59:30,208 If you're his friend, tell him 49 00:59:30,791 --> 00:59:35,375 Without upsetting him 50 00:59:37,916 --> 00:59:42,791 I'll take the next bus 51 00:59:44,458 --> 00:59:49,208 Doesn't matter if it'll go west or east 52 00:59:52,250 --> 00:59:53,958 I noticed 53 00:59:56,166 --> 00:59:59,166 What a lonely town 54 01:00:00,166 --> 01:00:07,125 This town was 55 01:03:48,375 --> 01:03:52,958 SHOCHIKU ENGEI HALL 56 01:06:32,791 --> 01:06:36,000 DO NOT MASTURBATE 57 01:14:40,375 --> 01:14:43,000 TWO BEAT 58 01:16:00,291 --> 01:16:02,625 PROMISSORY NOTE 300,000 YEN 59 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:30,750 TWO BEAT 60 01:22:47,166 --> 01:22:48,791 TOKYO 12 CHANNEL TV DIRECTOR 61 01:31:30,208 --> 01:31:35,500 {\an8}1981 62 01:32:14,000 --> 01:32:16,833 WHALE 63 01:32:37,875 --> 01:32:41,666 A bear cub watched a game of hide-and-seek 64 01:32:41,750 --> 01:32:45,500 A child who showed their bottom Won the first prize 65 01:32:45,583 --> 01:32:49,458 The sun is going down, so see you tomorrow 66 01:32:49,541 --> 01:32:52,166 See you tomorrow 67 01:37:45,583 --> 01:37:49,541 {\an8}PRIZE MONEY 68 01:39:07,750 --> 01:39:11,958 HOGEISEN 69 01:46:26,500 --> 01:46:28,500 NEWSPAPER REPORTER 70 01:46:35,458 --> 01:46:37,666 SENZABURO FUKAMI'S FUNERAL 71 01:52:35,333 --> 01:52:38,333 ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA ENGEI HALL TOYOKAN 72 01:53:06,083 --> 01:53:10,083 {\an8}ASAKUSA FRANCE-ZA 73 02:02:38,083 --> 02:02:42,916 {\an8}Subtitle translation by: Tsuyoshi Koide