1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,120 (WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:04,400 - Cheehoo! 3 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:06,800 ('TASKMASTER' THEME MUSIC) 4 00:00:06,800 --> 00:00:08,680 - (GRUNTS) 5 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:10,680 - Ha ha ha ha! 6 00:00:12,040 --> 00:00:12,880 - (BELCHES) 7 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,720 - Shame! 8 00:00:13,720 --> 00:00:14,840 - (BLUBBERS) 9 00:00:14,840 --> 00:00:16,400 - BRITISH ACCENT: All right? 10 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:17,320 - Whee! 11 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,120 - Aaah! 12 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,120 - (GIGGLES) 13 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,120 - (GASPS) 14 00:00:23,120 --> 00:00:25,120 - Whoo! 15 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:29,400 - Say cheese. - (SIGHS) Cheese. 16 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:32,480 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2023 17 00:00:32,480 --> 00:00:34,480 (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 18 00:00:35,120 --> 00:00:37,120 (DING!) 19 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:38,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 20 00:00:38,680 --> 00:00:41,800 - Kia ora, earthlings, aliens, and everyone in between. 21 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:45,520 My name is Jeremy Wells. Welcome to Taskmaster. 22 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:48,440 Thanks to a blood pact that I made with the Illuminati, 23 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:52,040 I am the Taskmaster. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 24 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:58,200 Earlier this year, I asked five New Zealand comedians to do the impossible ― 25 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:03,120 complete a series of silly little tasks in front of rolling television cameras. 26 00:01:03,120 --> 00:01:06,120 Now it's time to see how they all did. 27 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:12,160 Our contestants this season are some of the finest minds in New Zealand comedy... 28 00:01:12,160 --> 00:01:16,040 and also some people who just happened to be free when we started filming. 29 00:01:16,040 --> 00:01:19,240 They are Bubbah... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 30 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,240 ...Dai Henwood... 31 00:01:22,160 --> 00:01:24,160 Karen O'Leary... 32 00:01:25,160 --> 00:01:27,160 Mel Bracewell... 33 00:01:27,920 --> 00:01:31,200 and Ray O'Leary! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 34 00:01:31,880 --> 00:01:35,800 And, as always, by my side is the man who organises the tasks, 35 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:42,400 tallies the points, and helps me remember people's names. It's... (LAUGHTER) 36 00:01:42,840 --> 00:01:45,600 - Paul Williams. - ...Paul Williams, everybody. 37 00:01:45,600 --> 00:01:48,800 Paul Williams. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 38 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,440 - Yeah, I actually had a bit of an annoying day, Jeremy. 39 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,120 I went to the bowling alley, but the staff were striking, 40 00:01:55,120 --> 00:02:01,800 and I thought it would be rude to interrupt them when they're in that kind of form. 41 00:02:02,880 --> 00:02:05,880 - Was that the bit? - Yep. (LAUGHTER) 42 00:02:06,440 --> 00:02:08,800 - What's the theme for tonight's prizes, Paul? 43 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:11,280 - Jeremy, tonight we've asked our comedians to bring in 44 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:15,680 the most unlikely thing to find in a public restroom. 45 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,200 - Oh. Let's start with Karen. 46 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:24,400 - Well, obviously, back in the olden days, there used to be a thing called gender dichotomy. 47 00:02:24,400 --> 00:02:29,040 But since then, someone decided to make the toilets that we use 48 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,200 open to everybody that wanted to use them. But what I have noticed 49 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:37,480 from when I used to go into the triangle person toilets to now the ones where anyone can go in, 50 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:40,600 it's a real mess. So the thing that I think... (LAUGHTER) 51 00:02:40,600 --> 00:02:48,800 It is. So the thing that I think would be very unlikely now to find in a public restroom would be this. 52 00:02:49,000 --> 00:02:51,840 So that is a clean, hygienic piece of lino. 53 00:02:51,840 --> 00:02:53,840 - Oh. (LAUGHTER) 54 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,240 I'll tell you what, looking at that clean linoleum, 55 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,440 it just makes you want to get up there and piss on it, doesn't it? 56 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,520 (LAUGHTER) - (CHUCKLES) 57 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:06,040 - Bubbah, what did you bring in? - My one is my second choice 58 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:10,760 cos my friend wouldn't give me her umbilical cord. Um... (SHOCKED LAUGHTER) 59 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:12,840 No, she changed her mind. 60 00:03:13,960 --> 00:03:18,240 So this is my second choice. I think you wouldn't find it in a public restroom because 61 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,520 it's just really inviting. 62 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:24,800 (LAUGHTER) - It's quite nice, actually. - Yeah, but― 63 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:28,680 - The blue feels very hygienic as well, doesn't it? - Yeah, inviting. 64 00:03:28,680 --> 00:03:31,920 - Yeah, but imagine getting the piss out of that thing. (LAUGHTER) 65 00:03:31,920 --> 00:03:34,280 - Impossible. - Mel, what did you bring in? 66 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:42,480 - I've brought in something that is quite difficult to find anywhere, let alone a public bathroom. 67 00:03:42,480 --> 00:03:44,480 (LAUGHTER) 68 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,360 (APPLAUSE) 69 00:03:48,920 --> 00:03:54,120 That is a Where's Wally figurine that cost me $120. (CHUCKLES) 70 00:03:54,440 --> 00:03:56,760 That was, like, the only option. 71 00:03:56,760 --> 00:03:58,760 He's hard to find. 72 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:03,280 - Dai, what's your 'unlikely to find in a public restroom' thing? 73 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:08,880 - I thought something that you would probably not find in there was this. 74 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,880 A... (LAUGHTER) 75 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:15,080 ...completely used disposable camera 76 00:04:15,280 --> 00:04:22,880 where every photo was taken at a party in my 20s, and I've chosen not to get it ever developed. 77 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:26,880 So I'd be very surprised if I found that in a public restroom. 78 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:31,720 - Ray, what did you bring in? - Jeremy I live near some public restrooms and I actually went, 79 00:04:31,720 --> 00:04:36,680 and I put something in those public restrooms that I think you'd find quite surprising. 80 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:38,760 It was your phone number. 81 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,760 (LAUGHTER) 82 00:04:42,160 --> 00:04:44,160 (DAI LAUGHS) 83 00:04:44,160 --> 00:04:46,160 (APPLAUSE) 84 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:49,000 'Looking for a good time? Call Jeremy.' 85 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:52,160 That's your phone number, isn't it? - That is my phone number. 86 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:55,040 (LAUGHTER) - And I actually live near a few public restrooms, 87 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:57,040 so I found another one. 88 00:04:57,040 --> 00:05:00,240 'Plumb my Wells.' (SHOCKED LAUGHTER) 89 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,520 - (CHORTLES) 90 00:05:03,200 --> 00:05:08,280 - And then I wasn't sure I was getting the message across. So above the bathroom door I'vewritten, 91 00:05:08,280 --> 00:05:13,760 'Do you want to have (DING!) with me ― television's Jeremy Wells?' 92 00:05:15,040 --> 00:05:20,800 - The thing is, Ray, I've been writing my number on bathroom walls for a long, long time. 93 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,880 So you just doing me a favour, really. 94 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,200 Though, putting it on TV means that you only got one point tonight, 95 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:29,480 actually, for your prize task, sadly. - AUDIENCE: Aww! 96 00:05:29,480 --> 00:05:33,840 - Dai, you're a filthy man with your camera and the toilet. You can get two points. 97 00:05:33,840 --> 00:05:36,160 Mel with your Where's Wally? 98 00:05:36,160 --> 00:05:37,600 Three points for that. - Thank you. 99 00:05:37,600 --> 00:05:42,920 - I'm really, really happy that you didn't bring in someone's umbilical cord, Bubbah, 100 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:45,280 so I'll give you four points for your welcome mat. - Thank you, Taskmaster. 101 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:49,960 - And, Karen, you get five points for your clean piece of lino! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 102 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:53,560 - This is not going to plan. This is amazing. 103 00:05:54,400 --> 00:06:00,400 - I can tell you I am busting for another task and I don't know how much longer I can hold on for. 104 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:02,800 Can we do a proper one now? - We sure can. 105 00:06:02,800 --> 00:06:07,400 But I would just like to say, this one was not necessary. 106 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:09,400 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 107 00:06:15,720 --> 00:06:16,680 - Oh. 108 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:18,680 - (GASPS) Oh! 109 00:06:18,840 --> 00:06:20,840 - Captain, my captain. 110 00:06:21,400 --> 00:06:23,400 (BREATHES SHAKILY) 111 00:06:24,200 --> 00:06:25,720 - He's dead. 112 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,800 - (GRUNTS) - Hello, Paul. 113 00:06:29,000 --> 00:06:31,000 - Oh, this feels rude. 114 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:32,600 READS: Improve Paul. 115 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,720 - AUDIENCE: Awww! 116 00:06:33,720 --> 00:06:36,920 - Impossible. - Thanks for saying it. - WHISPERS: It's not true. 117 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:38,920 - READS: 'Most improved Paul wins. 118 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:42,320 - 'You have 30 minutes to debut your Paul. 119 00:06:42,320 --> 00:06:43,640 - 'Your time starts now.' 120 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,240 - You're quite tall. - You want me to be shorter? - Yeah. 121 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,800 - What are you thinking? - Let's brown you up a bit. 122 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:52,800 - Really? 123 00:06:52,800 --> 00:06:54,800 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 124 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:01,040 - Well, I can't wait to see which one of the infinite number of ways 125 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,880 to improve Paul our contestants went with. 126 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:09,080 Who's up first? - If you're a fan of two-syllable names, you are going to love this. 127 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:11,080 It's Bubbah and Karen. 128 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:16,360 - Do you know all of the states of America in alphabetical order? - Not in alphabetical order. 129 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:21,520 - How fast can you learn things? - We've got 24.5 minutes. I could try. 130 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:24,200 These your clothes? - Yeah, but you should put it on. 131 00:07:24,200 --> 00:07:26,200 Cos that's... 132 00:07:27,520 --> 00:07:29,280 intense. - OK. 133 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:31,280 Del...aware. 134 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:35,560 Then I'm gonna meet my friend Del, who's incredibly aware. 135 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,440 And my friend was aware that it costs money to go to the movies, 136 00:07:39,440 --> 00:07:41,440 but I now owe... 137 00:07:41,760 --> 00:07:43,760 I-ow-ya. 138 00:07:45,520 --> 00:07:47,920 - Wow, you look really chill. 139 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:50,440 Do you feel like you walk into the room and you own it? 140 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:54,080 - With the current housing market, I don't know if I'll ever own a room. 141 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:57,040 - Now I'd like to introduce the new and improved Paul Williams, 142 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:01,160 who is going to state at least half of the states of America in alphabetical order. 143 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,640 - Alabama. 144 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,960 Alaska. 145 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:04,880 Arizona. 146 00:08:04,880 --> 00:08:07,160 - I'm trying to make you more fun. 147 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:12,160 Like, what games did you play as a kid? - I made a lot of graphs. 148 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,720 Illinois. Indiana. 149 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:15,080 Iowa. Missouri. 150 00:08:15,080 --> 00:08:16,360 Montana. 151 00:08:16,360 --> 00:08:18,360 - (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) - I know; it's Nebraska. 152 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,000 - Now we can play tiggy. 153 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,000 - But what about, um... 154 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:24,200 Oh! - (CACKLES) 155 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:30,880 - I think you are doing really well so far. - Thanks for the encouragement. 156 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,960 Rhode Island. - Correct. 157 00:08:32,960 --> 00:08:34,960 (BLENDER WHIRRS) 158 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,760 - You wanna have a go? 159 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:40,240 Oh, I'm so sorry. 160 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,080 - I'm feeling quite dirty. 161 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:43,640 - Dirty stains. 162 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:45,640 Persil. Wash. 163 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,760 Washington. 164 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,640 It's delicious. - And you feel...? 165 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:51,720 - Sick. 166 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,360 - Do you ever eat burgers? - Wagyu. 167 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:58,280 - (CHUCKLES) Where would you go to get your burgers? - WicDonald's. 168 00:08:58,280 --> 00:09:00,040 - (LAUGHS) 169 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,480 - Whopper. Wendy's. 170 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:02,480 Burger Burger. 171 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:03,680 Sneaky Snacky. 172 00:09:03,680 --> 00:09:06,560 Burger ― oh ― Wisconsin. - Correct. 173 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,240 - Your mood went from here 174 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:13,200 to the max amount of fun. 175 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,240 I feel like I just raised you. 176 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:17,240 - Wyoming. - Correct! 177 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:20,920 You've completed the challenge, Paul. Consider yourself much improved. 178 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:24,400 - So you planned to improve my confidence, but then you changed― 179 00:09:24,400 --> 00:09:27,320 - But we ended up improving your mood. 180 00:09:27,320 --> 00:09:30,000 - OK. - Because graphs don't lie. 181 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 182 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,240 - So how do you think he went there, Bubbah, improving his mood? 183 00:09:39,240 --> 00:09:42,040 - I think that's, like, five-points worthy. 184 00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:44,840 Well, you saw the graph. (LAUGHS) 185 00:09:45,240 --> 00:09:48,320 - You genuinely seemed to enjoy that graph chat. 186 00:09:48,320 --> 00:09:49,880 - Well, I did. I― - He made it! 187 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,280 - I made the graph, yeah, which was the highlight. Yeah. 188 00:09:53,280 --> 00:09:56,880 - Karen, you were teaching Paul useless facts. 189 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,400 I would say that's the one thing that Paul's quite good at. 190 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:01,480 - I disagree. (LAUGHTER) 191 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:05,960 I don't think he is good at that. And I also disagree with you saying that these facts areuseless, 192 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:09,440 cos I think any fact is a good fact, in fact. 193 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:12,040 - I did get through all the states. - Yep. 194 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:15,560 - Is it 52 states in alphabetical order? - 50 or 52 ― one or the other. 195 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:17,760 - 50, maybe. - I think it's 50. - 50, yeah. 196 00:10:17,760 --> 00:10:20,040 - Did you? - I added two even. 197 00:10:20,040 --> 00:10:21,560 (LAUGHTER) Yeah. 198 00:10:21,560 --> 00:10:23,760 Fiji and Samoa. - (LAUGHS) 199 00:10:24,440 --> 00:10:26,960 All right. I'm looking forward to seeing Paul improved even more. 200 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:32,000 But first, it's time for you at home to improve your own lives by buying products. 201 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:39,280 Here are some ads to give you some ideas. We'll see you in a moment. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 202 00:10:42,920 --> 00:10:44,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 203 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:48,840 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. It's nice to have your company. 204 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:54,120 Now, Paul, what are we doing? - Five comedians were given the task to improve Paul. 205 00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:58,960 - So who are we gonna see next then? - If you're a fan of names with three letters, 206 00:10:58,960 --> 00:11:03,160 ooh, boy, are you gonna love this? It's Dai and Mel. 207 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:05,800 (CHEERING ON RECORDING) 208 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,600 - Thank you, thank you, thank you. 209 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:13,400 - For all in attendance and the millions watching around the world, 210 00:11:13,400 --> 00:11:15,800 may I present the new and improved... 211 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,440 - The brand-new... 212 00:11:17,440 --> 00:11:19,440 - ...Paul Williams? 213 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:21,440 (FUNKY MUSIC) 214 00:11:22,480 --> 00:11:23,640 - Ta-da! 215 00:11:23,640 --> 00:11:30,240 - What you'll see here is Paul Williams strutting a very hot non-seasonal look. 216 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,920 He has the off-the-shoulder earrings 217 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:34,680 with the slight inflate hanging 218 00:11:34,680 --> 00:11:36,080 on the fishing wire. 219 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,680 - You'll notice a few features we've introduced in the Paul 3000, 220 00:11:39,680 --> 00:11:42,760 namely ― silver bow tie. We listened. 221 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,400 Beautiful third eye for seeing and computing. 222 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,080 Can you show off your muscles? 223 00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:49,640 (TIN FOIL RUSTLES) 224 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:51,360 Look at those bad boys. 225 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,920 - The devil's in the detail if you ask me. 226 00:11:53,920 --> 00:11:59,120 Setting off this look is the twirly-whirly plastic thing on a stick 227 00:11:59,120 --> 00:12:04,320 and thisamazinglydelicate child's fedora. 228 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,320 - Now, Paul, fetch me some food. 229 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:09,920 - (IMITATES ROBOTIC WHIRRING) 230 00:12:13,760 --> 00:12:17,040 - Paul is the look everyone is dying for. 231 00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:20,080 And those eyes just scream, 232 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:23,240 emo-mo-mo-mo-mo! 233 00:12:24,360 --> 00:12:26,360 Reow! 234 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:29,400 Great, Paul. You look amazing. 235 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,920 - Honestly, you're gonna be rolling in (DING!) 236 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:36,120 I don't know why I did that. (CHUCKLES) 237 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:38,120 (APPLAUSE) 238 00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:40,960 - I loved that. 239 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:43,440 So, Mel, the Paul 3000 ― 240 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:47,080 he's a r― he's a bot? - Yeah. That was my method ― 241 00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:51,160 was to, um, lobotomise him and turn him into a robot? (LAUGHTER) 242 00:12:51,160 --> 00:12:54,760 - Did you feel improved? - HESITANTLY: Yeah. 243 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:59,200 If by 'improved' you mean 'covered in tinfoil'. - Yeah. 244 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:03,200 Dai, the child's fedora was a lovely touch. 245 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:08,880 - For a guy who's got ― I don't know ― in the trade we call it a fat head... 246 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,880 (LAUGHTER) 247 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,160 ...his eyes look dangerously small. 248 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:18,440 So a child's fedora really made them pop. - (LAUGHS) 249 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:21,800 You looked hot. Did you feel hot? - I did at the time. 250 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:25,960 Right now I feel terrible because I do have a massive head. 251 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:30,880 I struggle to wear most hats. - But that's why we went the child's hat, cos people go, 252 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:35,200 'He's got a child's hat. He must have a normal sized head.' 253 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,400 - That's true. - Yeah, I like that logic. Who's left, Paul? 254 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:43,200 - If you're a fan of the name Ray O'Leary, holy moly, you are gonna love this. 255 00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,200 It's Ray O'Leary. 256 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:48,360 - First thought ― dress you exactly like me. 257 00:13:48,360 --> 00:13:54,360 - And that would be improving me? - That feels like a rude question to ask. 258 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:56,440 (QUIRKY CARNIVAL MUSIC) 259 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:01,400 Hello, Paul. - Hello, Ray. 260 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:08,400 READS: 'Complete the obstacle course. Jump over the lion; 261 00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:13,240 'spin around seven times and throw the fruit in the paddling pool. 262 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:15,960 'Fight the mannequin with the pool noodle. 263 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,560 'Then stand in the bath. 264 00:14:17,560 --> 00:14:21,640 'You must ferry Ray to each obstacle in the wheelbarrow. 265 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,920 'Your time starts now.' How long do I have? 266 00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:26,600 - Now. - Now? 267 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:30,400 That's not really a time. - Five minutes. - OK. 268 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,560 - Oh. 269 00:14:34,560 --> 00:14:36,960 (INTENSE ELECTRONIC MUSIC) 270 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:42,840 - Sorry. Hold on. Sorry. 271 00:14:50,400 --> 00:14:52,400 (LAUGHTER) 272 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:57,160 Sorry. 273 00:14:57,160 --> 00:14:59,160 Sorry. 274 00:15:05,040 --> 00:15:07,040 Sorry. 275 00:15:11,680 --> 00:15:13,960 - (GRUNT-WHISTLES WEAKLY) 276 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,600 I can't― I can't whistle. - Oh. 277 00:15:17,720 --> 00:15:23,600 - Maybe later I'll push you around in the wheelbarrow. - That'd be nice. 278 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 279 00:15:26,520 --> 00:15:30,040 - How do you feel after watching that? - Um, heavy. (CHUCKLES) 280 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:32,880 I felt so bad for Paul having to push me around. 281 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:35,520 - The ground was also very soft. So I think it was― - Oh yes. 282 00:15:35,520 --> 00:15:39,600 - It was not ideal. - It's probably mostly the ground. Yeah, Paul's right. 283 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:43,520 When I put on Paul's clothes for some reason, my head grew quite a bit. 284 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:46,240 And so I think that was weighing down the wheelbarrow. 285 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,760 - Should I score this? 286 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:53,160 The transformation was least successful from Ray. So I think you get one point, Ray. 287 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,960 Dai and Mel, three points each cos it was a good transformation. 288 00:15:56,960 --> 00:16:00,160 Bubbah genuinely seemed to improve your mood, particularly with the graph. 289 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,560 So four points for you, Bubbah. 290 00:16:01,560 --> 00:16:09,760 And five for Karen, because that's quite useful ― being able to know the American states actually. 291 00:16:09,760 --> 00:16:11,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 292 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:16,160 All right, Paul 3000. It's about time for a scoreboard update. 293 00:16:16,160 --> 00:16:19,120 How are we looking? - With a perfect score of 10, 294 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:23,720 in the lead, it's Karen O'Leary. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 295 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,920 - Enough crazy stimulating number chat. Let's get back into it. 296 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:33,320 Do you have another task? - I sure do, Jeremy. And it's a team task. 297 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:35,320 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 298 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:44,760 (PLAYS LONG, BELLOWING NOTE) 299 00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:50,280 (LAUGHTER) 300 00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:53,520 - Whoa, was that for us? 301 00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:55,320 - It was lovely. Thank you, Paul. 302 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,440 - Do you wanna open this one, or do you wanna open those first? 303 00:16:57,440 --> 00:16:59,120 - Stop looking at the scrolls, please. 304 00:16:59,120 --> 00:17:03,400 - I'm a millennial. I'm addicted to scrolls... on my phone. 305 00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:07,280 - I reckon it's gonna be about scrolls. - I dunno why you think that (!) 306 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:10,040 READS: Select a scroll... - Ooh, just like that. - Correct. 307 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,520 - RAY: I'm leaning towards this one. 308 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:14,680 - You're mean, Paul. - Ooh, I hope that's the cinnamon scroll. 309 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,680 - Oh! - Bakery joke. 310 00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:20,760 - How long have you played trumpet for, Paul? - Two minutes. 311 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:23,200 - READS: Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot. 312 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:26,760 - READS: The assassination of Julius Caesar. 313 00:17:26,760 --> 00:17:28,240 Oh, shit. 314 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,640 - Ooh, we've got another one coming in. 315 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:31,560 - Oh no. 316 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,480 - READS: 'Perform a play based on the historical event written on your scroll. 317 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,280 - 'No research allowed. 318 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:40,640 - 'Best and most historically accurate play ones. 319 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:43,960 - 'Curtain's up in 25 minutes.' 320 00:17:43,960 --> 00:17:45,960 (BOTH GROAN) 321 00:17:45,960 --> 00:17:49,000 (APPLAUSE) - Oh, I can't wait for this! 322 00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:53,600 - What do you guys know about Julius Caesar? - The salad. 323 00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:57,360 - I'm just hearing about that now. 324 00:17:57,360 --> 00:17:59,960 - Whose magnum opus do we have first, Paul? 325 00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:03,280 - What doth mine eyes perceive? Doth tell. 326 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:07,240 Tis our team of two ― Ray and Melanie. 327 00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:09,240 (LAUGHTER) 328 00:18:09,240 --> 00:18:11,240 (MEDIEVAL MUSIC) 329 00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:14,600 - Hello, all. It is me, your leader. 330 00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:18,560 The leader of Rome, Julius... Caesar. 331 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,440 Yes, I know that name sounds familiar. 332 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,600 I'm the guy who thought of that delicious salad. 333 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:30,400 One thing I love about ruling this beautiful place called Rome is my loyal subjects. 334 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,400 Oh, speaking of, there's one of my loyal subjects now. 335 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,000 Hello, Patricia. 336 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:39,080 - HIGH-PITCHED: Oh, 'ello, Caesar, I hate what you've done to the salad. 337 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:41,360 And I'm gonna give Caesar a C section. 338 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:43,360 - Oh! Oh! 339 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:44,960 Patricia! 340 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,760 Oh, another one of my loyal subjects. 341 00:18:46,760 --> 00:18:48,920 - Well, I have some good news and some bad news. 342 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:51,600 Good news is, that wasn't fatal. 343 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:53,480 Bad news is... 344 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:55,760 I'm attacking you too. - Oh! 345 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:58,160 No, not two of my loyal subjects. 346 00:18:58,160 --> 00:18:59,640 Oh, thank goodness. There's help. 347 00:18:59,640 --> 00:19:02,640 - Bad news. I'm vegan, and I hate what you did to the salad. 348 00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:06,600 You ruined a perfectly good vegan salad and added meat products to it! 349 00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:10,200 - No! The bacon is what gives it the flavour! 350 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,280 - I don't like you at all. 351 00:19:12,280 --> 00:19:13,720 - Oh! 352 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,240 I thought I was quite a popular leader. 353 00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,200 I feel like that's what people say about me. 354 00:19:18,200 --> 00:19:21,120 Like, I'm referenced quite a lot as being... 355 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,600 Oh, you would not. - Caesar being alive? 356 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,440 No way,hose-ay. 357 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:27,000 (LAUGHTER) 358 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,760 - Since injuring my leg, 359 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:32,600 the healthcare system in Rome has been terrible for me. 360 00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:36,480 - I'm gonna blow you away! (LEAF BLOWER WHIRRS) 361 00:19:37,840 --> 00:19:41,280 - I can't believe I'm still alive, but I'm starting to bleed out. 362 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,320 - The local skate park has fallen into disrepair. 363 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,840 - Oh! 364 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:48,720 I was the guy who had the idea for the half pipe. 365 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,120 - I'm a time traveller and I came to kill Hitler, but I missed the mark. 366 00:19:52,120 --> 00:19:54,840 But this is good enough. Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! 367 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:58,680 - I need an IV. - What ― four more hits with this hammer? 368 00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:00,680 - Oh no! Roman numerals! 369 00:20:00,680 --> 00:20:03,480 (PUCCINI'S 'O MIO BABBINO CARO') 370 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:05,120 - IV. 371 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,120 - Et tu, Brute? 372 00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:15,840 - Oh, he's dead, but just for good measure... 373 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,400 And scene. 374 00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:20,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 375 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,600 - I think― There felt like there were some historical inaccuracies there, Paul. 376 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,240 - There was quite a few ― a couple I've highlighted. 377 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:36,920 So the Caesar salad was invented in the early 1920s by Caesar Cardini, an Italian chef. 378 00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:42,320 (LAUGHTER) And also, 'No way, Jose,' was first said in the 1960s, 379 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,560 and the garden hose was invented in Holland in the 1600s. 380 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:49,880 So it's very unlikely that anyone would've made that pun. 381 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:51,880 - Well, it's time for an intermission of our own. 382 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:59,360 But don't go too far away, because we'll be back soon with act three. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 383 00:21:04,240 --> 00:21:06,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 384 00:21:08,280 --> 00:21:11,200 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. It's nice to have you with us. 385 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:17,120 The show where New Zealand comedians battle it out for a square of urine-free lino. 386 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:19,800 So we've seen the assassination of Julius Caesar. 387 00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:24,560 That must mean it's time for our Guy Fawkes play. - A second team cometh. 388 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,560 Our task they will try. 389 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,320 It's Karen, Bubbah, 390 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:31,120 and, of course, Dai Henwood. 391 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,120 (LAUGHTER) 392 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,120 (MEDIEVAL MUSIC) 393 00:21:37,200 --> 00:21:40,120 - POSHLY: Welcome along to our play. 394 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:45,520 Thank you for spending your kind thrupenny tuppence upon our show. 395 00:21:45,520 --> 00:21:50,800 It is now 1605. 396 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,920 - (PLAYS LOUD NOTE) 397 00:21:55,360 --> 00:21:57,360 Hear ye, hear ye. 398 00:21:57,640 --> 00:21:59,600 We have a proclamation to make! 399 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,120 We have listened to the people, the rich ones. 400 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:05,320 And we will be raising the taxes of the poor. 401 00:22:05,320 --> 00:22:07,600 - (CHUCKLES BLUSTERINGLY) 402 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,600 Well done. Well done! 403 00:22:09,600 --> 00:22:11,600 - (GROWLS) 404 00:22:11,920 --> 00:22:13,640 Guesseth whateth! 405 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:17,360 I'm so fricketh angrieth at themeth! 406 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:22,200 How dareth he taketh from me-eth and my family-eth! 407 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:25,120 I'm gonna bloweth you-eth upeth! 408 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,960 (BLEEP)-eth you-eth! 409 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,320 (LAUGHTER) 410 00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:32,720 - # Ooh, we are a tunnel to the parliament. 411 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:35,360 # We are a tunnel to the parliament. 412 00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:37,480 # The parliament. The parliament. 413 00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:39,600 # A tunnel to the parliament. # 414 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:42,600 - He willeth payeth for thiseth! 415 00:22:43,680 --> 00:22:45,160 (POP!) Whoa! 416 00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,160 - (SCREAMS) - (SCREAMS) 417 00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:52,200 (SHOUTS) 418 00:22:52,200 --> 00:22:54,200 Die! 419 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,840 - It has come to my attention, Your Honour, 420 00:22:56,840 --> 00:23:00,560 that this despicable man, Guy Fawkes, 421 00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:05,080 is responsible for treason, and therefore, he must be punished. 422 00:23:05,080 --> 00:23:07,560 What say you?! - (POPS TONGUE) 423 00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:11,760 I sentence this Guy Fawkes to death! 424 00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:13,760 - (CACKLES) 425 00:23:19,200 --> 00:23:22,600 - Yo, wassup, kids! It's the present day. 426 00:23:22,880 --> 00:23:27,040 2023 in... the house, yo. 427 00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,160 - Whoo! Whoo! 428 00:23:29,160 --> 00:23:33,240 - Oh, I've got some Double Happys! (IMITATES EXPLOSION) Ah! - Look, I've got a sparkler! 429 00:23:33,240 --> 00:23:36,240 - (IMITATES CAR REVVING, CRASHING) 430 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:41,920 Put all the ciggies in the car! Put the ciggies in the car! Brrrm! 431 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:43,920 - Wait. 432 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,800 What have we become? 433 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,920 (SOLEMN MUSIC) 434 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:49,920 - This was about... 435 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:53,360 a person trying to make good. 436 00:23:53,560 --> 00:23:57,560 But now we're scaring dogs and doing ram-raids. 437 00:23:57,880 --> 00:24:00,200 - This is not what Guy Fawkes would have wanted. 438 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:02,200 How about... Matariki? 439 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,720 And it can be just about Matariki. - Matariki it is. 440 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:08,400 And in the words of Guy Fawkes... 441 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:10,920 # Take me back to the rainbow... 442 00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:13,920 - ALL: # ...that rainbow kind of magic. 443 00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:16,800 # Rainbow, Rainbow, the Rainbow's End ― 444 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:18,800 # that's rainbow magic. 445 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,240 # Time, time, time 446 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:23,160 # for Rainbow-bow-bow's 447 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,160 # End! # 448 00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,160 (LAUGHTER) 449 00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:29,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 450 00:24:32,040 --> 00:24:34,040 - (LAUGHS) 451 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:37,760 - So what did the ram-raids bit have to do with it? 452 00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:40,400 - You know, when you set off fireworks, 453 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:45,440 you get a bit of adrenaline and suddenly do a ram-raid? (LAUGHTER) 454 00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:48,720 So... that was the sort of― the... 455 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,520 - I think the idea― I thought, with Guy Fawkes, 456 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:56,000 it was a Catholic conspiracy to try and put a Catholic king back in charge? 457 00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:58,120 - Restore Catholic to the throne, yes. - That's right. 458 00:24:58,120 --> 00:25:00,080 - Nothing to do with taxes. - No. 459 00:25:00,080 --> 00:25:03,120 - I think quite a big historical inaccuracy was that it seemed like 460 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:05,480 he actually did blow up the parliament. - Yeah. 461 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:09,200 - But he was thwarted. - No, no, no. That was just metaphorical blowing up. 462 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:11,320 Cos that was like you were looking inside his head. 463 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:13,240 He was attempting to blow up the parliament. 464 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:17,760 - I wish you hadmetaphorically put your pants down. (LAUGHTER) 465 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:22,360 - So, yeah, what did that bit have to do with it? So was someone pulling their pants down in 1605? 466 00:25:22,360 --> 00:25:26,520 What happened there? - That's what happens in Catholic churches a lot. 467 00:25:26,520 --> 00:25:29,480 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 468 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,480 - DAI: Yeah. 469 00:25:32,680 --> 00:25:37,040 - Yeah, look, I preferred Bubbah, Dai and Karen's play myself. 470 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,040 I think there were just a few less inaccuracies. 471 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:45,920 So I think two points for you guys. Four points for you guys. (APPLAUSE) 472 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,400 Paul, I think I feel like another task. Can you do something about that? 473 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,600 - I bet you $100 you'll enjoy this task. 474 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,440 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 475 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:02,760 - Paul? 476 00:26:02,760 --> 00:26:04,600 - You in the caravan, Paul? 477 00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:05,600 - Ooh. 478 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:06,880 - What's up? 479 00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,440 - Hello, Paul. - Hello, Karen. 480 00:26:08,440 --> 00:26:10,440 - (SNAPS FINGERS) 481 00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:13,640 Thought I'd bring a sort of '50s musical vibe. 482 00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:15,240 Paul, lovely to see ya. 483 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:16,720 - Oh, poker. 484 00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:18,840 - You like to gamble? - Uh, no. 485 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:23,320 - You strike me as a man who's been bankrupt many times. 486 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:26,400 - READS: 'Make a bet with Paul, then win it. 487 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:30,720 - 'Once Paul accepts your bet with a sturdy handshake, you cannot make a new bet. 488 00:26:30,720 --> 00:26:32,720 - 'Most successful bet wins. 489 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:34,680 - 'You have 30 minutes. 490 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,200 - 'Your time starts now.' 491 00:26:37,720 --> 00:26:40,160 - The issue is, Paul, I have very minimal skills. 492 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:43,480 - I bet you that I could throw the Frisbee further than you. 493 00:26:43,480 --> 00:26:46,640 - How many throws do we get? - Just one. One attempt. 494 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,680 - What if I bet you I can name 100 Pokemon? 495 00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:53,160 - I don't think you could name 150 Pokemon. 496 00:26:54,120 --> 00:26:57,240 - Bet you I could put way more marshmallows in my mouth than you can. 497 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:58,520 - I'll accept that bet. 498 00:26:58,520 --> 00:27:02,040 - I bet that you can't find 499 00:27:02,240 --> 00:27:06,680 13 different types of leaf in 15 minutes. 500 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,040 - Bet you can't do more laps than me. 501 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,800 - Laps of what? - From that bathtub to here. 502 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,800 - I would accept that. 503 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:18,160 Why don't we say most laps in 25 minutes? - Yep. 504 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:22,200 - What's your stance on Pokemon? - I'm a fan... 505 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,800 of, um, beating up people who like Pokemon ― 506 00:27:25,800 --> 00:27:27,880 Nerds. 507 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:33,080 - The loser has to... scull a whole Coke. 508 00:27:33,080 --> 00:27:37,640 - A whole can of unbranded cola. - Oh yeah, unbranded cola. 509 00:27:37,640 --> 00:27:39,640 - I accept that bet. 510 00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:46,760 - It said it had to be a sturdy handshake. I can't even really feel that. 511 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:51,840 - That's sturdy. - Yeah, that is really sturdy now. 512 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:53,200 (APPLAUSE) 513 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:54,320 - (LAUGHS) 514 00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,880 - Paul, Paul, it's your time to shine. This is gonna be amazing. 515 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:01,080 - We're gamblin', and I have a pair of aces. 516 00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,080 It's Karen and Ray. 517 00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:06,600 - OK, we'll just do one at a time each so then we can keep count. 518 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,240 - I'll go white; you go pink? - I don't wanna be pink. 519 00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:13,160 I'll go white; you go pink. - I don't wanna be pink. - Well, then we'll both go white. 520 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,120 - Why don't we just go lucky dip? - Random selection. - Mm-hm. 521 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,320 - Charmander, Charmeleon 522 00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,640 Charizard, Squirtle, 523 00:28:21,160 --> 00:28:22,560 Wartortle, 524 00:28:22,560 --> 00:28:23,960 Blastoise, 525 00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:25,280 Regice, 526 00:28:25,280 --> 00:28:27,560 Registeel, Regigigas. 527 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:31,200 - These are real? - Yeah, they're all real. 528 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,080 Uh, Nidoking, 529 00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,680 Nidoqueen. - I need a queen, too. 530 00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:41,160 - I don't have time to hear your personal issues, Paul. 531 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:43,160 (GENTLE FOLK MUSIC) 532 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:44,600 Chimchar, 533 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,160 Infernape. 534 00:28:46,160 --> 00:28:47,520 Torchic. 535 00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,800 - Tall chick? - No, Torchic. 536 00:28:49,800 --> 00:28:53,560 Its a fiery chicken, not a tall chick. - Like Melanie Bracewell. 537 00:28:53,560 --> 00:28:55,680 - You can't― Don't call Melanie― That seems a bit... 538 00:28:55,680 --> 00:28:58,400 - Tall's fine, right? - Yeah, tall's fine. Chick seems a bit.... 539 00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,400 - Oh, OK. Sorry. 540 00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:05,600 (LAUGHTER) 541 00:29:06,760 --> 00:29:08,280 (SLURPS) 542 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:10,360 - What are we up to? - That's four. 543 00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:11,680 - Only four? 544 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,280 - Swampert, 545 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:14,640 Kecleon, 546 00:29:14,640 --> 00:29:16,000 Lickitung, 547 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,000 Lickilicky. 548 00:29:18,720 --> 00:29:20,720 - Cheers. 549 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,800 (SLURPS) 550 00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:26,800 (CHUCKLES) 551 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:28,360 That was good. 552 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,280 - That's five. 553 00:29:30,280 --> 00:29:32,280 - Koffing, Weezing. 554 00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:35,160 - These are just adjectives. - No, no, they're Pokemon. 555 00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,960 How many―? - What's next ― Breathing? - No, that's not a Pokemon. 556 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:43,400 - (COUGHS) - Are you OK? Oh, you'reKoffing. Like, that's a Pokemon. 557 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,400 - (SLURPS) 558 00:29:46,040 --> 00:29:47,600 - That's six. 559 00:29:47,600 --> 00:29:50,880 - MUFFLED: Juicy. - They are juicy. - Mm. 560 00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,120 - Oh, Mr Mime, Mime Jr. 561 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,360 Mime Jr evolves into Mr Mime. - Evolves into Mr Mime. 562 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,320 - Yeah, he's a little... - Yeah, he's a little... 563 00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:02,440 - ...little clown. - He's a little clown. - That's really clever, Paul. 564 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:04,440 (LAUGHTER) 565 00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:07,960 - Uh-oh. 566 00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,520 (LAUGHTER) 567 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,680 - (SLURPS) That's eight. 568 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:16,080 - Rayquaza. 569 00:30:16,080 --> 00:30:18,080 Dratini, Dragonair, Dragonite. 570 00:30:18,080 --> 00:30:19,680 - (GAGS) 571 00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:21,680 (GROANING, LAUGHTER) 572 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,960 - You've still got time. Do you want to do more? 573 00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:30,800 - What are some other― Magnemite, Magneton, Magnezone. 574 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,480 Ledyba, Ledian, 575 00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,480 Scyther, Scizor... 576 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:37,240 Kleavor. 577 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:41,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - That was genuinely impressive. 578 00:30:42,120 --> 00:30:45,640 - I feel like, Karen, you underestimated the size of Paul's mouth. 579 00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:49,160 - I didn't know he had that massive head before. I hadn't even really paid any attention. 580 00:30:49,160 --> 00:30:50,960 Of course he's got a big gob as well. 581 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:53,200 - What was wrong with the pink ones? Why does no one like the pink ones? 582 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:57,760 - I didn't want to have gender stereotyped pink marshmallows because I identify as a female. 583 00:30:57,760 --> 00:31:00,600 - You'd rather go with a racially based one? - Yeah... 584 00:31:00,600 --> 00:31:02,600 (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 585 00:31:05,800 --> 00:31:10,480 - That's an impressive skill, Ray. - Is it really? (CHUCKLES) 586 00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,240 - Lickilicky was an interesting one. 587 00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:17,960 - That's what Karen needed for her marshmallow test ― is a bit more Lickilicky, I think. 588 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:21,040 - I always need a bit more Lickilicky. (LAUGHTER) 589 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:24,520 - It's time for some more ads now, but I bet you'll be back after the break. 590 00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:27,800 And if I'm wrong, I'll give you my internet banking password. 591 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:31,280 We'll see you soon. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 592 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:39,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 593 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:44,680 - Nau mai, hoki mai, welcome back. It's nice to have your company. You're watching Taskmaster. 594 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:48,360 What's been going on, Paul? - Our comedians are making bets. 595 00:31:48,360 --> 00:31:50,480 Most successful bet wins. 596 00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:52,720 We've already seen Karen and Ray. 597 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,960 Now we have two more aspiring gamblers. 598 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,640 Their surnames form the answer to the age-old question ― 599 00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:02,120 Would a hen be good at bracing? 600 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,320 It's Henwood Bracewell. (LAUGHTER) 601 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,840 Was it 13 in 15 minutes? - Yeah. 602 00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:10,920 You can take the timer with you if you like. 603 00:32:10,920 --> 00:32:13,600 - I'd rather have both hands free for picking leaves. 604 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:19,200 What is the bet? - The bet is a person who throws the Frisbee not as far 605 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:21,560 has to scull the cola. - OK. 606 00:32:21,840 --> 00:32:24,120 OK. - Your time has started. 607 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:26,120 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 608 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,520 Well... (SIGHS) 609 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,280 Either way, that was a win. 610 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:39,080 - Oh, it really did― Oh, it rolled! A little bit. 611 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,080 - 40.95m. - OK. All right. 612 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:49,720 Come on. Let's go. 613 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:51,720 Just leave it out there, I reckon. 614 00:32:51,720 --> 00:32:53,600 I'll wind it up. 615 00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:56,200 - How long left? - Five minutes. 616 00:32:57,760 --> 00:32:59,760 - (BURBLES LOUDLY) 617 00:33:02,160 --> 00:33:04,160 - That's not rolled at all. 618 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:05,320 - Quite the haul. 619 00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:07,320 Eight, nine, 620 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,920 10, 11, 621 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:10,920 12, 13. 622 00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:13,560 - (GIGGLES) 623 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:15,720 - 21. 624 00:33:15,720 --> 00:33:17,200 33. 625 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:18,200 40. 626 00:33:18,200 --> 00:33:19,640 44. 627 00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:20,680 - I'm out. 628 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:22,680 - 35.56. 629 00:33:25,000 --> 00:33:26,640 Sucker! 630 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:27,880 - So you win. 631 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:32,800 And that is what I would call a very successful bet. 632 00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:35,240 - Cos you win the bet? 633 00:33:39,240 --> 00:33:41,240 (LAUGHTER) 634 00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:46,720 - (LAUGHS, CACKLES) 635 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:48,640 (LAUGHTER) 636 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:52,760 - OK, Paul. A can of unbranded cola. 637 00:33:52,760 --> 00:33:55,600 - It's a larger can than I was imagining. 638 00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:57,560 - I didn't want you to be thirsty. 639 00:33:57,560 --> 00:33:59,400 Chug, chug, 640 00:33:59,400 --> 00:34:00,920 chug, chug. 641 00:34:00,920 --> 00:34:03,920 Everyone at home. Chug, chug, chug, 642 00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,400 chug, chug, 643 00:34:07,040 --> 00:34:09,040 chug, chug, 644 00:34:09,160 --> 00:34:11,160 chug... OK, that's― OK. 645 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:17,440 There comes a point where you're no longer excited about the bet. You're quite concerned. 646 00:34:17,440 --> 00:34:20,040 Oh. Oh God. This is horrifying. 647 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,040 (APPLAUSE) 648 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:27,400 - When you said that you were gonna have to drink a can of unbranded cola, 649 00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:30,600 I thought a can. - Yeah, I did at the time too. 650 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:34,280 But then I won, and I thought, 'Well, this is kind of boring. 651 00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:38,040 'I guess I'll make Paul chug a bucket of cola?' 652 00:34:38,040 --> 00:34:40,520 And so that's what we ended up with. 653 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,640 - Dai, you decided to make Paul collect a whole lot of leaves 654 00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,880 in what you would say is a very wooded area. 655 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:53,120 - (LAUGHS) - Yes, so, I did what humanity has done from days of yore, 656 00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:57,000 and that is underestimate nature. (LAUGHTER) 657 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,280 - OK, we've had two winning bets and two losing bets so far. 658 00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:03,200 Paul, we need a tie-breaker. 659 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:07,080 I've got a lot of money riding on this. - It's time for our final gambler. 660 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,080 It's Bubbah. 661 00:35:09,080 --> 00:35:11,080 Nine, eight, 662 00:35:11,520 --> 00:35:13,520 seven, six, 663 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,960 five, four, 664 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:18,480 three, two, one. 665 00:35:19,040 --> 00:35:20,880 - Oh my gosh! 666 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,880 (SCREAMS) 667 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:26,960 (SCREAMS) 668 00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,160 CHUCKLES: How am I losing? 669 00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,800 (LAUGHS) 670 00:35:33,720 --> 00:35:35,000 Holy shit. 671 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,080 This is so much harder. 672 00:35:37,520 --> 00:35:39,520 (LAUGHS) 673 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,200 (LAUGHS) 674 00:35:43,520 --> 00:35:45,520 Raar! (LAUGHS) 675 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:46,800 (GROANS) 676 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,800 Paul, run. Hurry up. 677 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,760 (PANTS) 678 00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,760 Oh my God. (LAUGHS) 679 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,520 (PANTS) 680 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:58,720 Oh my God! 681 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,360 What the hell? 682 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,120 What the hell? 683 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:07,640 - PANTS: I was the year six... Nelson inter-school champion. 684 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:10,000 - I underestimated you, Paul. 685 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,000 Whoo! Go, Paul. 686 00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,960 Oh my God, Paul. Get it. 687 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:22,680 - That's halfway. We're over halfway. 688 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,080 Stick in there. - (CHUCKLES) 689 00:36:26,080 --> 00:36:28,200 - Eight minutes and 35 seconds. 690 00:36:28,200 --> 00:36:30,640 - You're almost there! Go, Paulio! 691 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:32,160 (LAUGHTER) 692 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:33,760 - I'm struggling. 693 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:36,320 - Don't struggle. You're doing great. 694 00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:38,600 - I love to run. - Yep. Got it. 695 00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,240 - Other than riding a bike, it's the closest you get to flying. 696 00:36:42,240 --> 00:36:43,440 You're a sparrow, Paul. 697 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,800 1.50. - Whoo-hoo! 698 00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:49,400 Oh my God! I got bitten. 699 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:52,240 - Bitten by what? (QUIETLY) The jealousy bug? 700 00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:54,240 One minute left. 701 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,280 - You can do it. 702 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:57,760 - 16 seconds. 703 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:59,280 Come on, one more. 704 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:01,200 - Oh my gosh! 705 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,200 Six, five, 706 00:37:03,200 --> 00:37:04,760 uh, three, 707 00:37:04,760 --> 00:37:06,760 two, one! 708 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,560 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - Whoooo! 709 00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:10,800 - Stop where you are. 710 00:37:10,800 --> 00:37:13,520 I'll probably have to review the footage cos, honestly, I lost count. 711 00:37:13,520 --> 00:37:15,640 - Yeah. Sorry. Close call. 712 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:17,960 - Are you happy with that? - Yeah. 713 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:19,960 - I can taste blood. 714 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 715 00:37:25,240 --> 00:37:28,720 - So who won that one (?) - I believe me. Yes. 716 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:30,880 Bubbah did 12 laps, 717 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:32,600 and I did 119, 718 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:35,320 which is 5.75 K. 719 00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:38,560 - Well, I don't even care that I lost that. I was so impressed. 720 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,000 - I like the fact that you thought, 'Be a sparrow.' 721 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:45,400 Of all the birds you could choose, Paul chose the humble sparrow. 722 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:48,120 Could've been anything. Could've been an eagle, a falcon. 723 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,200 - Pidgeotto. (LAUGHTER) 724 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:56,120 - So only two of them won their bet, and that was Melanie and Ray. 725 00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:02,400 - Right. I think, Bubbah, one point for you, because you lost so shockingly, 726 00:38:02,520 --> 00:38:06,360 even though you had a bike at one stage, which... - The bike was harder! 727 00:38:06,360 --> 00:38:07,840 - Yeah. - I don't know why. 728 00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:09,840 It's racist. (LAUGHS) 729 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:16,480 - Dai, two points for you. I think you underestimated Paul's foraging skills. 730 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:20,200 Karen took you to the brink with the marshmallows. Three points for Karen. 731 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,600 Mel, four points for you. And five points for you, Ray. That was impressive. 732 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,240 (APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH) 733 00:38:26,240 --> 00:38:28,240 Pokemon. 734 00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,360 Well done. 735 00:38:29,360 --> 00:38:32,240 Right, that's enough Taskmaster for now. Time for some ads. 736 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:36,640 We'll see you after the break. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 737 00:38:42,240 --> 00:38:44,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 738 00:38:46,040 --> 00:38:48,680 - Welcome back. It's nearly time for the credits to start rolling 739 00:38:48,680 --> 00:38:51,720 so we can finally find out who made this damn show. 740 00:38:51,720 --> 00:38:54,480 But before that, a scoreboard update, please, Paul. 741 00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:58,160 - Way out in first place with a huge 17 points ― 742 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,320 Karen O'Leary! 743 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,240 - OK. Let's see what one last task does to the leaderboard. 744 00:39:04,240 --> 00:39:08,120 All right, you lot. Go up for the last live task! 745 00:39:08,120 --> 00:39:09,800 (APPLAUSE) 746 00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:13,760 OK, Paul. I think I've worked out what's going on here just by looking at it. 747 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:18,200 But would you mind explaining it? - I'll do you one better. I'll get Bubbah to explain it. 748 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:21,480 - READS: 'One at a time, you must throw your six darts from the spot 749 00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:24,040 'and pop the balloons that match the colour of your vest. 750 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:26,600 'Each popped balloon of your colour will give you one point. 751 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:31,600 'If you pop someone else's balloon, they will receive that point, and you will incur a penalty. 752 00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,720 'If you hit the black balloon, you are eliminated. 753 00:39:34,720 --> 00:39:38,960 'The person with the most popped balloons of their assigned colour wins.' 754 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,720 - So, everyone please enter the safety pen. 755 00:39:41,720 --> 00:39:43,720 OK. 756 00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:45,720 (LAUGHTER) 757 00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,760 - My two kids who need to wear high-vis. 758 00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:53,640 - Bubbah, would you like to go first? - Yes. 759 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:55,640 I'm not good at aiming. 760 00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:57,080 (POP!) Aah! 761 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,320 - Yes. - One point for Karen. 762 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,000 And a penalty ― wear an eye patch. (GROANING) 763 00:40:03,200 --> 00:40:07,000 - Oh my gosh. My vision's blurred. (LAUGHTER) 764 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,080 Oh. 765 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:11,680 - That's a point for the ground. 766 00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:14,440 - Oh. - That was Karen again. 767 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,840 - Damn it! 768 00:40:15,840 --> 00:40:18,200 - The second penalty ― you must stand on one foot. 769 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,360 - There's no hope now. (LAUGHS) 770 00:40:20,360 --> 00:40:22,360 (POP! POP!) 771 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:25,000 - Up next ― Dai. 772 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,320 (LAUGHTER) 773 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,480 - Oh, yus. 774 00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:35,160 You're better with the eye patch. 775 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:37,280 - OK. 776 00:40:37,360 --> 00:40:39,000 - MEL: Wow. 777 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,120 - Oooh! 778 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:42,600 - Your next penalty ― swap your throwing hand. 779 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,600 - Oh, sweet as. 780 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,040 Green. 781 00:40:46,040 --> 00:40:50,640 - Your fourth penalty ― throwing underarm. (LAUGHTER) 782 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:52,640 - (GROANS) 783 00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:54,000 - Up next, Karen. 784 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,880 - DAI CHANTS: Go, Karen. Go, Karen. 785 00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,320 - (BLEEP) you. (LAUGHTER) 786 00:41:00,280 --> 00:41:04,080 - One point for Ray! - Wahey! Thank you, Karen. 787 00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,480 - So close, you bastard! 788 00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:09,040 I can't balance because I've got only one eye. 789 00:41:09,040 --> 00:41:11,440 - Sucks to be you. (LAUGHTER) 790 00:41:12,480 --> 00:41:14,480 Another point for Ray. 791 00:41:14,560 --> 00:41:17,360 Please switch to your other hand. 792 00:41:17,640 --> 00:41:19,520 - Yes! Safe! 793 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:21,000 - (LAUGHS) 794 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:23,920 - Green, green, green. - AUDIENCE CHANTS: Green, green, green! 795 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,920 (AUDIENCE 'AWW'S) - DAI: Ha ha! Success! 796 00:41:26,920 --> 00:41:28,920 - PAUL: Up next, Mel. 797 00:41:29,840 --> 00:41:31,840 - Oh! (WHOOPING) 798 00:41:32,640 --> 00:41:34,000 Not Ray! - Ray! 799 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,760 - Anyone but Ray! 800 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:39,440 I just stabbed myself in the head with a dart. 801 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,080 Shit. 802 00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,600 - You're the best. - That's all right. I did OK. - One point for Dai. 803 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,320 Final thrower ― Ray. 804 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:52,000 - DAI CHANTS: Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! 805 00:41:52,400 --> 00:41:54,680 - (WHIMPERS, SQUEALS) Oh no! 806 00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:56,560 (WHIMPERS) 807 00:41:56,560 --> 00:41:59,640 - How did that happen?! - I've got a gift. (LAUGHTER) 808 00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:02,520 Do I get three penalties? - I think... yeah. 809 00:42:02,520 --> 00:42:05,840 (AUDIENCE 'AWW'S) - Yeah, this is― this is just ableist. 810 00:42:05,840 --> 00:42:08,320 Oh no, I still need... (CHUCKLES) 811 00:42:08,320 --> 00:42:10,720 Oh. I quite need both my eyes. 812 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:13,320 - ALL CHANT: Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! 813 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:14,880 (LAUGHTER) 814 00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,840 - Just about the first point for the wall. 815 00:42:17,840 --> 00:42:19,840 - Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! 816 00:42:20,920 --> 00:42:22,040 (ALL EXCLAIM) 817 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:25,440 - So far he's popped everyone but his own. 818 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,040 - Um, a second eye patch. - She called it. 819 00:42:28,040 --> 00:42:31,040 Another eye patch. - Oh no! No, no, no, no! 820 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:33,520 That's really mean. - Yeah... 821 00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,520 (LAUGHTER) 822 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,640 - I'm coming over here. 823 00:42:40,360 --> 00:42:43,160 - Paul, could you please point me? 824 00:42:44,760 --> 00:42:46,440 - Straight ahead from you now. 825 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:49,040 - ALL CHANT: Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! 826 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:53,400 (ALL 'OOH') - What...? What― What did I do? 827 00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:55,800 - Stay still. You're safe. - You're safe. 828 00:42:55,800 --> 00:42:58,320 - Underarm. - Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! 829 00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,640 (POP!) - DAI: Oh, great shot. 830 00:43:00,640 --> 00:43:03,880 - We did not anticipate this many penalties. 831 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,640 So, no more penalties. (LAUGHTER) 832 00:43:06,640 --> 00:43:08,640 - Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray! 833 00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,360 (POP!) - Two again! 834 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:17,920 - One point for Karen, and one point for Ray! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 835 00:43:17,920 --> 00:43:19,920 - He got one! 836 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:23,360 - Come on, everyone. Come on down. 837 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:31,760 What a fun task that was. 838 00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:36,040 So how are the scores looking, Paul? - So the scores for the live task ― 839 00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:39,280 one point for Ray and Dai, three points for Bubbah and Karen, 840 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:44,480 and five points for Melanie Bracewell. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 841 00:43:44,480 --> 00:43:47,040 - And what does that mean for the episode score? 842 00:43:47,040 --> 00:43:50,760 - It means the winner of episode four with 20 points ― 843 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,080 Karen O'Leary! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 844 00:43:53,080 --> 00:43:55,360 - Wow. - # Hoops, there it is. 845 00:43:55,720 --> 00:43:57,640 # Hoops, there it is. # 846 00:43:57,640 --> 00:44:03,640 - Congratulations, Karen. Go and enjoy your fantastic bounty, please. 847 00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 848 00:44:05,360 --> 00:44:07,360 Another episode done and dusted. 849 00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:10,320 We learnt that Caesar invented the half pipe. 850 00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:16,840 We learnt that Paul Williams has a fitter body and a bigger mouth than anyone thought possible. 851 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:21,440 And most importantly, we learnt that Karen is the winner of episode four. 852 00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:24,840 Congratulations, Karen! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 853 00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:27,480 Thank you so much for watching. Have a lovely evening. 854 00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,480 We'll see you next time. 855 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,880 ('TASKMASTER' THEME MUSIC) 856 00:44:31,880 --> 00:44:33,520 Captions by Jessie Puru. 857 00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:37,520 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 858 00:44:37,520 --> 00:44:40,120 - I've already got your number. 859 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:43,200 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2023 860 00:44:43,200 --> 00:44:44,320 - (PUFFS SQUEAKILY) 861 00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:46,240 When are you meant to learn to blow up balloons? 862 00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:48,800 - It's just one of those things you learn, like walking. 863 00:44:48,800 --> 00:44:49,800 - (SMOOCHES) 864 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:51,040 (POP!) 865 00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:52,000 (SCREAMING) 866 00:44:52,000 --> 00:44:53,960 - Do you know any of the other contestants? - No. 867 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,960 - Who's this? - Uh... 868 00:44:55,960 --> 00:44:57,960 (LAUGHTER)