1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:02,320 (DRAMATIC FLOURISH) 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,120 - Chee-hoo! 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,120 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,400 - Oof! 5 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,840 (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 6 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,840 - (CACKLES) 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,880 - (BURPS) 8 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,560 - Shame! 9 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,800 - (BLUBBERS) 10 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,360 - All right? 11 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,320 - Whee! 12 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,120 - (GROANS) 13 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,160 - (GIGGLES) 14 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,160 (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 15 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,160 - (GASPS) 16 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,160 - (SHRIEKS) 17 00:00:25,160 --> 00:00:26,920 ('TASKMASTER' THEME CONCLUDES) 18 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,360 - Say cheese. - (SIGHS) Cheese. 19 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 20 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:33,880 (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 21 00:00:35,560 --> 00:00:38,120 (DING!) 22 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:43,360 - Kia ora koutou katoa, and welcome to Taskmaster New Zealand. 23 00:00:43,360 --> 00:00:46,880 For those of you who don't know who I am, I'm Jeremy Wells, 24 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:51,200 and as a young man, I spent my time roaming the countryside of New Zealand, 25 00:00:51,200 --> 00:00:55,480 pointing at people and giving them points from one to five. 26 00:00:55,480 --> 00:00:58,360 At the time, it was considered obnoxious and rude, 27 00:00:58,360 --> 00:01:03,640 but now I have found my calling, because I... am the Taskmaster. 28 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 29 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:13,000 A wee while ago, I asked five of New Zealand's most available comedians... (LAUGHTER) 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:17,040 ...to complete a series of tasks in front of a professional camera crew. 31 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:24,080 Tonight, we're going to review the footage to see how our comedians went, and who deserves to win this... 32 00:01:24,080 --> 00:01:25,040 (AUDIENCE 'OOH'S) 33 00:01:25,040 --> 00:01:33,120 ...trophy we found at an op-shop that happens to be the exact same size, shape and weight of myhead. 34 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,360 (LAUGHTER) 35 00:01:34,360 --> 00:01:37,520 Joining us to compete for this incredible op-shop find, 36 00:01:37,520 --> 00:01:40,720 we have Bubbah! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 37 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:43,880 Dai Henwood! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 38 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,680 Karen O'Leary! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 39 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:49,480 Mel Bracewell! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 40 00:01:49,480 --> 00:01:53,160 And Ray O'Leary! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 41 00:01:53,360 --> 00:02:00,760 As always, by my side, here's a man who needssomeintroduction, but he will not get it fromme. 42 00:02:00,760 --> 00:02:04,360 It's Paul Williams! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 43 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,840 Paul, introduce yourself, would you? 44 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:09,520 - Hello. (LAUGHTER) 45 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,360 My name is Paul. 46 00:02:11,360 --> 00:02:13,760 Um, m-my favourite food is cookies, 47 00:02:13,760 --> 00:02:18,760 and I have two terrible secrets that I'll never tell anyone. 48 00:02:18,760 --> 00:02:20,760 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 49 00:02:21,440 --> 00:02:24,520 - So, Paul, tell us about our prize task tonight. 50 00:02:24,520 --> 00:02:30,680 - Tonight, our contestants have brought in their most braggable-about items, 51 00:02:30,680 --> 00:02:36,720 and the overall winner of tonight's episode will take home all five braggable items. 52 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:39,200 - OK. Well, let's get started. 53 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:40,760 Bubbah. 54 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,080 - Do you know my origin story? (LAUGHTER) 55 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,320 - No. Please, tell. - Well, obviously, I was trying to do comedy in the city. 56 00:02:48,320 --> 00:02:53,880 Um, wasn't working, cos all of my audiences were white, and there's― (LAUGHTER) 57 00:02:53,880 --> 00:02:56,320 there's nothing wrong with that ― it just was like, 58 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:59,880 'Where's my family and my cousins, and where's our seats over here?' 59 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:04,840 And so, then what I did was, I did these backyard shows for Maori and Polynesian people, 60 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:09,160 and it was for free, and it became a thing in South Auckland. 61 00:03:09,160 --> 00:03:14,320 And so then, for the first time, I got invited to do my first solo show 62 00:03:14,320 --> 00:03:20,160 which I took some South Auckland kids with me to do, which is this photo over here... 63 00:03:20,160 --> 00:03:22,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 64 00:03:22,920 --> 00:03:28,880 So, my most braggable-about item is that flag that's on my shoulder, so I've brought it intoday. 65 00:03:28,880 --> 00:03:31,800 Oh, it's been through the wringer though, cos... (LAUGHTER) 66 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:38,320 ...no, cos, um... I took it with me to parties, the parades, my dog wears it sometimes, 67 00:03:38,320 --> 00:03:43,200 so I've got a new flag up the top for you to make new memories. 68 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:47,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - KAREN: Hard to beat. Hard to beat. 69 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:52,120 - So, do you find yourself bragging about this particular flag? 70 00:03:52,120 --> 00:03:54,400 - Only if I'm asked about it. 71 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:57,240 (CHUCKLES) 72 00:03:57,240 --> 00:03:59,240 - Mel. 73 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:02,680 - Do you know my origin story? (CHUCKLES) 74 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:07,880 - I do actually know your origin story. It involves cricket, a whole lot of Bracewells... 75 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:09,800 - So, you're on the money there. 76 00:04:09,800 --> 00:04:17,360 There was an ODI last year where the Blackcaps versed Ireland, and we almost lost, but we didn't, 77 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:22,560 because of Michael Bracewell. They had to get 20 points... points! - Runs? 78 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:25,880 Runs. It's runs... - Sea― Going seamlessly. (LAUGHTER) 79 00:04:25,880 --> 00:04:28,360 Yeah, runs. (AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS) 80 00:04:28,360 --> 00:04:35,800 - To get 20 runs in the last over, Michael smacked a four, another four, a six, another four, 81 00:04:35,800 --> 00:04:40,720 and another six to win the game and save our nation from embarrassment. 82 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:43,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Yeah! 83 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:48,480 And so I have brought his sweaty jersey from that game. 84 00:04:48,960 --> 00:04:51,960 Yaaay! (APPLAUSE) - Another good prize. 85 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:58,960 - So, I just need to be clear on this ― your most braggable item is one of your relatives' shirts 86 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:00,720 that he did something in. 87 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:02,720 - Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 88 00:05:03,800 --> 00:05:05,560 - Dai, what did you bring in? 89 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,120 - I'm a... 90 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,240 deep fan... 91 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:11,240 of the Warriors. 92 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:12,280 (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 93 00:05:12,280 --> 00:05:14,280 And I was gifted this ― 94 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,360 (LAUGHTER) 95 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:24,920 This is Stacey Jones, the little general,limitededition craft beer 96 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:29,200 from a very boutique brewery. (LAUGHTER) - Oh, yes. 97 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:34,880 Do you think there'll ever be an occasion where you're likely to crack open that Stacey Jones beer? 98 00:05:34,880 --> 00:05:39,560 - No, never. I actually hold it during games. (LAUGHTER) 99 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:44,880 It's a good luck charm which isn't really working. (LAUGHTER) 100 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,880 - Ray, what's your most braggable item? 101 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:49,400 - We're talking about bragging in New Zealand. 102 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:52,800 I've brought in a tall poppy. (LAUGHTER) 103 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:56,080 (APPLAUSE) 104 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:04,840 It also represents respecting the troops, you know, which I try to do in every facet of my life. 105 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:08,400 Like, my flat wall is covered in nothing but poppies, 106 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:11,640 my garden grows nothing but poppies... - (LAUGHS) 107 00:06:11,640 --> 00:06:14,840 - I'm addicted to opium... (LAUGHTER) 108 00:06:16,280 --> 00:06:19,520 - Where did you get this particular poppy from? - The Warehouse. 109 00:06:19,520 --> 00:06:21,520 (LAUGHTER) 110 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:23,240 - Karen. 111 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:27,920 - It seems like a lot of these prizes, no one really had anything to do with their creation, 112 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:34,120 whereas my braggable item is this assignment that I did when I was in Form 1. 113 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,920 (LAUGHTER) 114 00:06:35,920 --> 00:06:38,040 - MEL: Aw, that's cute! - So not― (APPLAUSE) 115 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:42,040 - Yeah. So― And also, if you go to the next one, I've got, um... 116 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:45,040 Mel's uncle's in there. Where's the Bracewell? Up there. - Oh, yeah. 117 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:50,080 - So there's Mel's uncle. And lastly, but not least-ly, I got a pretty good mark for thatone ― 118 00:06:50,080 --> 00:06:52,000 100%. 119 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 120 00:06:55,960 --> 00:06:57,560 - Wow. Um, OK. 121 00:06:57,560 --> 00:07:00,160 Ray ― one. - RAY: Oh. (LAUGHTER) 122 00:07:01,720 --> 00:07:04,800 That's just typical, really, isn't it? Sad New Zealand behaviour, 123 00:07:04,800 --> 00:07:08,000 tearing down a tall poppy. (LAUGHTER) 124 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,720 - Two for you, Bubbah, with your Samoan― - Are you kidding? 125 00:07:10,720 --> 00:07:12,760 I wouldn't even be here if it wasn't for that. 126 00:07:12,760 --> 00:07:15,560 - What, that flag? - Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 127 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:19,360 You think they'd let me on this set if I didn't come with my flag down to Basement Theatre 128 00:07:19,360 --> 00:07:22,000 and pull my own solo show off? (AUDIENCE WHOOPS) 129 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:27,600 - That's quite terrifying. You get three points, then. (LAUGHTER) 130 00:07:28,480 --> 00:07:33,160 Mel and Karen, three points each for your cricket-related braggable item, 131 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:37,560 and four points for Dai Henwood's Stacey Jones beer! 132 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 133 00:07:42,360 --> 00:07:44,640 That means it must be time for our first proper task. 134 00:07:44,640 --> 00:07:48,680 - Previously on Taskmaster, all our contestants got married, remember? 135 00:07:48,680 --> 00:07:50,280 - I do. - Good. 136 00:07:50,280 --> 00:07:54,520 Because otherwise, this next task won't make as much sense. 137 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,760 (DRAMATIC ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 138 00:08:01,120 --> 00:08:03,200 - (SIGHS) 139 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,440 - Hello, Bubbah. - Hello. 140 00:08:05,440 --> 00:08:10,440 - Hello. Ooh, the wind is quite... - Marilyn Monroe-ing you. 141 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,600 - This looks vaguely familiar. 142 00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,600 - Oh, no. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 143 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,600 (HAND CLATTERS) 144 00:08:17,200 --> 00:08:19,480 She's not happy to see me, is she? 145 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:21,360 - Look at the happy couple! 146 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,560 - Aw, it's our wedding day! 147 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:28,440 - Hello, Mel's hand, by the way. Sorry, that was rude of me. - Hello. 148 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:30,560 - Hello. - Are they part of it? 149 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:32,560 - The ecosystem? Yes. 150 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,320 - READS: 'Break up your marriage. 151 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,920 'The messiest break-up wins.' 152 00:08:38,280 --> 00:08:39,800 - Oh, no. 153 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:41,240 - READS: 'You have 30 minutes. 154 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:43,000 - 'Your time starts now.' 155 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,080 But I already had a break-up in the marriage. 156 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:47,280 - How can you do this to me? 157 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:50,160 - I'll tell you what, my first thought that comes to mind ― 158 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,760 take her down to the pond and dump her in. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 159 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:57,840 - OK, let's keep it simple, cos I got wet last time. 160 00:08:58,000 --> 00:09:01,240 - A lot of people like to end relationships amicably. 161 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:03,440 I think that is for losers. 162 00:09:03,840 --> 00:09:06,040 - Can you think of a word that rhymes with 'want'? 163 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:08,640 - Bouffant? - Bouffant. Great. 164 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,360 What rhymes with hell? - Gel. 165 00:09:11,400 --> 00:09:14,520 Sometimes need gel to get a bouffant. - Genius. 166 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:17,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 167 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:19,520 - So, Bubbah married herself, 168 00:09:19,520 --> 00:09:25,600 Dai Henwood married Shushana, who was a bag of golf clubs... - (CHORTLES) 169 00:09:26,640 --> 00:09:29,760 - Karen married her real-life partner, Eilish, 170 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,800 Mel married her hand... - (SNIGGERS) 171 00:09:32,800 --> 00:09:35,880 and Ray married a mannequin named... 172 00:09:36,280 --> 00:09:38,360 - Fenella. - ...Fenella. 173 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:42,800 - All right, Paul, hit me. I'm ready for some good old-fashioned television drama. 174 00:09:42,800 --> 00:09:45,000 - Up first, Karen O'Leary. 175 00:09:46,160 --> 00:09:47,720 - Eilish ― 176 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:51,080 READS: 'Despite us getting married today, 177 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:54,880 'I have something that I need to say. 178 00:09:54,880 --> 00:09:57,240 'Despite you being all that I want, 179 00:09:57,240 --> 00:09:59,760 'you now remind me of Comic Sans font. 180 00:09:59,760 --> 00:10:02,680 'You no longer make my hair feel bouffant. 181 00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:06,320 'Yes, you are hot and sexy as hell. 182 00:10:06,320 --> 00:10:09,280 'We no longer fit. We no longer gel. 183 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,480 'He really is the most marvellous man. 184 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,560 'Never thought I could be straight, 185 00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:17,400 'But now... yes, I can. 186 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,400 'It's Paul.' 187 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,320 (PAPER RIPS) 188 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,560 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 189 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,040 Now I gotta email it. 190 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:31,480 Can you airdrop it to me? 191 00:10:31,480 --> 00:10:35,200 - You've got one minute and 14 seconds. - Yeah, can you airdrop it to me? 192 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:37,200 - 30 seconds. 193 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,280 - Send. 194 00:10:39,280 --> 00:10:41,280 (WHISTLE TRILLS) Send! 195 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,840 - Show me your phone. 196 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:47,440 - It's the case. - Show me the screen. 197 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:53,480 It says sending. It looks like it's definitely still uploading. - No, done. See, look. 198 00:10:53,480 --> 00:10:55,960 It's not uploading. I don't know what you're looking at. 199 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:59,720 - My issue is it hadn't sent by the time― - My issue is your internet. 200 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,600 - My issue is your attitude. 201 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,360 Do you think the Taskmaster will accept that? 202 00:11:04,360 --> 00:11:06,400 - My attitude? - No, that it had sent. 203 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,440 - We've both made a couple of errors. 204 00:11:08,440 --> 00:11:10,000 Yours was more major. 205 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:11,560 - What was your error? 206 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:14,840 - Breaking up with Eilish to be with you. 207 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 208 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:24,120 - OK, the problem is that even at the end of your break-up, 209 00:11:24,120 --> 00:11:28,560 Eilish didn't even know that you'd broken up with her, because― - So ha-ha, sucker. 210 00:11:28,560 --> 00:11:30,560 (LAUGHTER) 211 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,080 - It sent after the time. 212 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:35,640 And you could argue that Karen had stopped the task at that point, 213 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,040 cos it was just the internet going, really. 214 00:11:38,040 --> 00:11:40,760 - We'll score it later. - Yeah, you don't know what these guys have done yet. 215 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,560 (LAUGHTER) - I know. 216 00:11:42,560 --> 00:11:46,200 To the audience at home, I'm sorry, but I need some space. 217 00:11:46,200 --> 00:11:49,200 A couple of minutes should do it. We'll see you soon after these ads. 218 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,200 (APPLAUSE) 219 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:53,200 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 220 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,400 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 221 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:03,520 - Nau mai hoki mai, welcome back to Taskmaster ― 222 00:12:03,520 --> 00:12:08,400 hands-down the best show in this time slot on this channel. 223 00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,240 Paul, fill us in with what's happening, please. - It would be my pleasure, Jeremy. 224 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,280 Our five comedians are about to attempt something 225 00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,920 that thousands of New Zealanders successfully complete every year ― 226 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:20,800 getting a divorce. 227 00:12:20,800 --> 00:12:24,400 Next up, we have Dai and his wife, Shushana. 228 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:27,880 - Hey, babe. How are you going? 229 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:31,480 Come and check out this seat for sunbathing. 230 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:35,360 Oh, Shushana, I know we've been married for... 231 00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:39,160 days. It feels like weeks, to be honest. 232 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:45,080 And we went on that camping trip with my brother, and you snuck in to the wrong tent. 233 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,200 I know it was my brother's. 234 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:51,480 He's always had a thing for golf bags and tennis balls. 235 00:12:51,480 --> 00:12:58,360 I think it's only fair to you if we have a break from things while I go and have some time tomyself. 236 00:12:58,360 --> 00:13:03,360 I think you're gonna be over the moon without me, so see you later. 237 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:05,360 Sucker. 238 00:13:05,360 --> 00:13:07,360 (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC) 239 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:12,880 I think it's time to break up, Shushana. 240 00:13:13,440 --> 00:13:15,840 (SHUSHANA THUDS, CLATTERS) 241 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,960 Oh, she can see me. 242 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:21,960 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 243 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,720 (APPLAUSE) 244 00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,560 (LAUGHTER) 245 00:13:28,920 --> 00:13:33,520 - So, Dai, in order to break up your relationship, you went straight to murder? 246 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,040 - Well... 247 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,320 I feelyoumade a jump there. 248 00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:41,320 So, I broke up with her while she was sunbathing, (CRACKING UP) then... 249 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,400 ...then she slipped off her... (LAUGHTER) 250 00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:47,720 ... her seat, Your Honour. And... (LAUGHTER) 251 00:13:47,720 --> 00:13:50,680 - All right, Paul, let's see another marriage dissolution, shall we? 252 00:13:50,680 --> 00:13:54,720 - Cutting ties with her own hand, it's Melanie Bracewell. 253 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:57,520 - 'I'm so glad we patched up our differences.' 254 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,640 Yeah, it is nice, isn't it? 255 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:02,600 'And I got that great life insurance policy.' 256 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:03,440 Yeah. 257 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:05,600 'It's nice and secluded around here.' 258 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:06,920 Yeah. 259 00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,680 Very secluded. 260 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:10,680 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 261 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,440 Die, you cheating bastard! 262 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,240 - No, no! 263 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:17,360 - Yes. 264 00:14:17,360 --> 00:14:18,760 (SAW GRATES) 265 00:14:18,760 --> 00:14:19,760 - (SCREAMS) 266 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:21,520 - Die! 267 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,520 Die! 268 00:14:23,720 --> 00:14:26,920 You're going down. (BLOOD SPLATTERS) 269 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:28,160 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 270 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:30,160 (SNARLS) 271 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:32,960 (SCREAMS) 272 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:34,480 (SNARLS) 273 00:14:34,480 --> 00:14:36,480 (PLONK!) 274 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,480 (PANTS) 275 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:44,200 Relationships, huh? (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 276 00:14:45,240 --> 00:14:47,240 Oh. 277 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,240 (APPLAUSE, CHEERING) 278 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,960 - Oh, amazing. 279 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:59,200 - That was intense. I couldn't help but notice your blood is particularly thick and verystringy. 280 00:14:59,200 --> 00:15:01,200 (LAUGHTER) - Thank you. 281 00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,680 (LAUGHTER) 282 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:06,480 I did get quite violent, but it was 'messiest break-up wins,' 283 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,680 and so I felt like there had to be blood. 284 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:13,280 - I'm ready for another messy break-up if you are. - Absolutely. 285 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,920 His bride-to-be already got dismembered by his best man. 286 00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:23,800 He's hoping to get 'custardy,' but enough about what he wants for dessert ― it's Ray O'Leary. 287 00:15:23,800 --> 00:15:28,560 - Oh, boy. I sure, um... enjoy engaging in... 288 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:30,560 extramarital affairs, 289 00:15:30,840 --> 00:15:35,240 especially with my best man from my wedding earlier. 290 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:38,280 I'm so glad you don't mind that, um... Paul 291 00:15:38,280 --> 00:15:42,120 is just watching in the corner. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 292 00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:45,880 I know adult male lion's roar can be heard 8km away, 293 00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:50,280 so I sure hope nobody heard our extramarital affair. 294 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:52,800 - (GASPS) 295 00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:55,960 - No, Fenella, it's not what it looks like. 296 00:15:55,960 --> 00:15:58,640 Well, yeah, if you think I had an extramarital affair with a lion, 297 00:15:58,640 --> 00:16:02,240 then yes, it's exactly what it looks like, you nailed it on the head. 298 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:04,240 No, come back! Noooo! 299 00:16:04,960 --> 00:16:06,960 My l-love! 300 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:09,160 Fenella, noooo! (CRASH!) 301 00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:14,480 Oh, why oh why did I have an extramarital affair? Ohh. 302 00:16:15,360 --> 00:16:16,960 - Mr O'Leary. - Oh, no. 303 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:19,080 - This is a legal document from Fenella. 304 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:21,880 - She left me negative a million dollars? 305 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:23,880 Noooo! 306 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:27,000 I forgot when I married her, she was dirt broke. 307 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:31,800 This sure was the messiest break-up I've ever seen, nooo! 308 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:37,160 And this is why you don't have extramarital affairs, kids. (CLICKS TONGUE) 309 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:39,080 (LAUGHTER) 310 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:42,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 311 00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:47,880 - How did Fenella get $1 million in debt, exactly? 312 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:51,160 - Oh, she's got a huge gambling problem. 313 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:56,640 - The lion genuinely looked like it had had a lot of pleasure. 314 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:01,680 - W-What else would you expect? (LAUGHTER) 315 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:04,880 - Ray's rolling in pussy. (LAUGHTER) 316 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:08,680 (APPLAUSE) 317 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:14,160 - All right, we've got one messy break-up to go, and I have a sneaking suspicion I know who it is. 318 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:18,760 - Yes. Breaking up with herself, it's Bubbah. (APPLAUSE) 319 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:20,320 - CALLS: OK, bye! 320 00:17:20,320 --> 00:17:22,320 Oh, I forgot my lunch. 321 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,320 - HUSHED: We can't― we can't keep doing this. 322 00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,360 - Head up, girl. Don't worry about it. 323 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:29,360 - It feels wrong. 324 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,360 - Why does it feel so right? (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 325 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:36,760 - You're so (BLEEP)ing right. 326 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,520 - (GASPS) What the (BLEEP)? What are you doing? 327 00:17:40,520 --> 00:17:42,360 - Oh, shit! 328 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:45,560 - (GASPS) No! Bubbah, you can explain! 329 00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,440 (BANG!) (GRUNTS) (SHELL CLINKS) 330 00:17:47,440 --> 00:17:49,440 - Noooo! 331 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,880 You crazy bitch! 332 00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,680 - CROAKS: We'll be OK. (EXHALES) 333 00:17:55,680 --> 00:17:58,760 - I was thinking of you the whole time, I swear. 334 00:17:58,760 --> 00:18:00,760 - Yeah, Iwouldsay that. 335 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,280 - (GASPS, SIGHS) 336 00:18:03,280 --> 00:18:05,280 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 337 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:08,200 - Mummy, what's happening? - You weren't supposed to see this. 338 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:09,560 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) I'm so sorry. 339 00:18:09,560 --> 00:18:13,240 This is the messiest break-up I've ever had. 340 00:18:13,240 --> 00:18:15,240 (APPLAUSE) 341 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:17,360 (CHEERING, LAUGHTER) 342 00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:21,080 - DAI: Oh. - Wow. OK. 343 00:18:21,720 --> 00:18:28,000 So, you cheated on yourself with yourself, and then gave birth to yourself. 344 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000 - In one day. - Whoa. 345 00:18:31,680 --> 00:18:34,800 Did you ever consider the problems around inbreeding? 346 00:18:34,800 --> 00:18:39,280 Because obviously, you know, having a baby with yourself is one thing, 347 00:18:39,280 --> 00:18:43,080 and then what's gonna happen with your baby's baby's baby? 348 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:46,960 - Just, like, keep it in the family. (LAUGHTER) 349 00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,640 - OK, I think we should score this one. 350 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,600 Karen, one point, because you failed to send, so that never even finished. 351 00:18:54,600 --> 00:18:59,000 Dai, I'm not even sure Shushana was even dead there at the end. You were worried that she was looking at you. 352 00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,600 So, two points for you, Dai. 353 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:04,760 Mel, that was a pretty messy break-up in terms of blood. You get three points. 354 00:19:04,760 --> 00:19:10,760 Ray ― shockingly messy. Anytime bestiality is involved in something, it generally causes problems. 355 00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,480 But I've gotta say, Bubbah, five points for you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 356 00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,720 - Yeah-yah. 357 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,800 - That was next-level. 358 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:22,640 After that harrowing emotional experience, how are the scores looking, Paul? 359 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:27,480 - In last place on four, it's Karen, and out in front with eight, it's Bubbah! 360 00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:30,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 361 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:34,880 - Now it's time for an ad break, so why don't you look at the person next to you on the couch 362 00:19:34,880 --> 00:19:39,360 and decide if it's time for a messy break-up of your own? We'll see you soon. 363 00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:41,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 364 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,160 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 365 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,240 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 366 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:54,560 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are putting everything on the line 367 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,680 for an unlaundered cricket shirt. 368 00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:58,360 What's our next task, Paul? 369 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:03,040 - It's a team task, Jeremy, and this one's 'a-maze-ing'. 370 00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,840 - Is it about a maze? 371 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:06,840 - Yeah. 372 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,840 (LATIN MUSIC) 373 00:20:12,280 --> 00:20:13,880 - Let's go, gang. (GASPS) 374 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,520 - Yeah, we gotta walk with purpose. - DAI: We gotta... - Yeah-yah. 375 00:20:16,520 --> 00:20:21,800 - Oh, there's like a little maze! - Hey, Mel. Hey, Ray. - Hi, Paul. 376 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,360 - Ow. - Yeah ― Ooh, you can get a horrendous paper cut doing that. 377 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:30,120 - READS: 'Control a blindfolded teammate through the maze without touching the rope. 378 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:33,040 - 'You may not repeat any words in your directions. 379 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,640 'Only the blindfolded teammate may enter the maze. 380 00:20:35,640 --> 00:20:38,200 - 'You cannot remove the blindfold. 381 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,160 'If you touch the rope or repeat a word, 382 00:20:41,160 --> 00:20:45,040 'the blindfolded teammate must return to the start of the maze. 383 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:46,920 - 'Fastest maze completion wins.' 384 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,280 - I've got an idea. I think I could possibly guide you. 385 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:50,600 - You reckon― OK, all right. 386 00:20:50,600 --> 00:20:52,600 - If it starts with R, it's right... - You turn left, and if it's a food, you turn― 387 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:54,840 - ...if it starts with L, it's left. - DAI: That's gotta― - OK, that's easier. 388 00:20:54,840 --> 00:20:56,200 And an 'F' word for forward. 389 00:20:56,200 --> 00:20:58,360 - So, are you quite keen to wear the blindfold? - Oh yeah, great. 390 00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,480 - Yeah, I can wear the blindfold. - Yeah. 391 00:20:59,480 --> 00:21:00,840 Go tell me now. 392 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,640 - Fast. - What? 393 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,480 - That's just a― it's a word that starts with F, so you go forwards. 394 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,480 - Oh, shit. Oh. - Yeah. 395 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:12,160 - LAUGHS: I've already failed. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 396 00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:16,360 - So, Bubbah, you came up with what seemed like a great system... 397 00:21:16,360 --> 00:21:18,360 - Yeah. - ...and then immediately forgot it straight away. 398 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:22,120 (LAUGHTER) - You overthink, oi. You laugh, but when you're in there... 399 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:24,400 (LAUGHTER) 400 00:21:24,400 --> 00:21:26,600 - OK, so who's tackling the maze first? 401 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:30,640 - It's the three 'maze-keteers' ― Bubbah, Dai and Karen. 402 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:32,160 - OK, so 'S' word― - All starting with an S. 403 00:21:32,160 --> 00:21:33,360 - ...is slow? - Yep. 404 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:37,960 - 'F' word is forward, 'R' word is right, 'L' word is left. 405 00:21:37,960 --> 00:21:40,080 OK. - Feijoa. - Ooh, sorry. 406 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:44,080 - So, tell me when I need to go. - Stop! - Lamington. 407 00:21:44,080 --> 00:21:47,520 Um, facts. Fig. Fencing. - Don't run out of 'F' words. - Tiny― 408 00:21:47,520 --> 00:21:51,760 Tiny lupin. Just a tiny lupin. - You've repeated that word quite a few times. 409 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:53,480 Dai, back to the start, please. 410 00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,840 - WHISPERS: Three, four... - Looking good, Dai. - Lichen. No, no― 411 00:21:56,840 --> 00:21:59,920 - Racist. - Yeah― oh, racist. Racist. 412 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,120 Serendipity. 413 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:04,200 - Oh, yeah, boy. 414 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,640 - Feijoa. - Back to the start, please. 415 00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:08,200 - Why? - A word was repeated. 416 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,040 - Which one? - It was 'feijoa.' 417 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:11,440 Sorry. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 418 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,440 (LAUGHTER, MUTTERING) 419 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:16,240 - What about ― if it's a food, I go left... - Yep. 420 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:18,520 - ...if it's a drink, I go right. 421 00:22:18,520 --> 00:22:20,520 - Avocado. 422 00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,040 Tea. - A little bit Heineken. 423 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:23,120 - Little's been said. - What? 424 00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,280 - This task isn't very fun. 425 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:29,800 Actually, how about ― food or drink for left, any other word for right. 426 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,320 - Got it. Fish pie. 427 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,320 - Rolex. 428 00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,760 - SHOUTS: Waistcoat. 429 00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,600 - 360 umbrella. 430 00:22:38,600 --> 00:22:40,520 - 360? 431 00:22:40,520 --> 00:22:42,600 - GUFFAWS: Sorry! 432 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:44,920 Oh, sh... - Phone! 433 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:46,760 Phone. Phone. - Oh, sh... Oh, sh... 434 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,280 - Oh, (BLEEP)in' hell. 435 00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,560 - Oh, I felt like we were doing so well. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 436 00:22:50,560 --> 00:22:52,720 - If you're too close to the rope, I'll say a sports word. 437 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,120 - Yeah. - Ah, yup. 438 00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:55,840 - Cricket. 439 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,320 Cricket. Oh,(BLEEP)in' hell. - (LAUGHS) 440 00:22:58,320 --> 00:23:01,360 - That was a sports word. You were close to the rope. - Oh, yeah, I sup― Oh, God. 441 00:23:01,360 --> 00:23:03,840 - It's also an insect. - Shut up, Paul. 442 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,840 - Chewing gum. 443 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,120 Chewing gum. (BLEEP) 444 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:10,120 - (LAUGHS) - (SCREAMS) 445 00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:14,120 - If you would like to swap the blindfolded person, you may. 446 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,440 - I'm gonna get this, guys. 447 00:23:15,440 --> 00:23:19,880 - Well, the task doesn't say we can't crawl, cos I reckon you could crawl without touching therope. 448 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:22,440 You'd have to be quite an army crawl, I reckon. 449 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:24,120 - (YELLS NONSENSE) 450 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,200 - You're touching a pole, but not the rope. 451 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:28,200 - Oh, yeah, boy! 452 00:23:28,560 --> 00:23:30,120 Iguana. 453 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:33,720 Iguana. Oh my God. - Oh, so close! - (SHOUTS) 454 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:37,040 - I forgot how fun mazes are. 455 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,200 - Fo' shizzle. 456 00:23:39,200 --> 00:23:40,960 - Righteous. 457 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:42,960 - Antelope. 458 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,080 C-section. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 459 00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,880 Enemies. 460 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:49,480 Mechanic. 461 00:23:49,480 --> 00:23:51,480 - Xylophone. 462 00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:53,480 (TENSE MUSIC) 463 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,400 - You've completed the maze. - Yeah, boy! (AUDIENCE CHEERS, APPLAUDS) 464 00:23:56,400 --> 00:24:00,000 - That was amazing, Karen. You did amazing. 465 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:07,120 - So, did any of you guys regret agreeing to do the show while you were filming that task? 466 00:24:07,120 --> 00:24:14,160 - This is definitely the closest I came to the edge, but we didn't lose it at each other, 467 00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,800 and I thought, as a team, we actually worked very well. - Mm. 468 00:24:16,800 --> 00:24:20,680 We just hated the task and the show. (LAUGHTER) 469 00:24:21,320 --> 00:24:25,760 - How many times did they have to start again? - So, they restarted 16 times, 470 00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,280 and their total time was 40 minutes and nine seconds. 471 00:24:28,280 --> 00:24:30,280 (LAUGHTER) 472 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:32,600 - This task seems nearly impossible. 473 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:35,800 I'll be interested to see if it's because the task is actually difficult, 474 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:39,680 or if the first team is just really bad at mazes. 475 00:24:39,680 --> 00:24:41,800 - Let's find out. It's the other team ― 476 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:44,200 Everybody Loves 'Ray-Mel.' 477 00:24:45,720 --> 00:24:49,120 - I'm gonna make my words quite long, so I might just go like 478 00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:53,800 (DRAWS OUT) 'banaaaaanaaa.' - Oh, I see. I see, I see. 479 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,800 - You ready? - Um... 480 00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:59,800 - Does your nose not fit in the mask? - Is my nose coming out? 481 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:02,920 Is that better? Oh, there we go. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 482 00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:07,720 - Moooooo... 483 00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:09,160 ...oove! 484 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:10,440 Turn. 485 00:25:10,440 --> 00:25:14,800 Baaaaaa... 486 00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:15,680 ...aaa! 487 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:18,640 Slooowwww... 488 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,320 Stop. 489 00:25:19,320 --> 00:25:21,320 SLOWLY: Hay bale. 490 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:24,440 - I used to bale hay when I was but a boy. 491 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:30,360 - O'Learyyyyy... 492 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:31,160 ...yy! 493 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:32,480 - I feel like we're nailing this. 494 00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:34,480 - Haaaa... 495 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,840 ...nnn... 496 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,040 ...Nando's... 497 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,040 - What was that? - I think she said 'hando.' - (CHUCKLES) 498 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,120 Www... (INHALES LOUDLY) 499 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,760 ...www...whoa!!! - What way does it...? 500 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:48,760 - SLOWLY: Straw heap. 501 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:51,800 - OK, so what do I― - Around. - Around, OK. 502 00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,200 - Belll... 503 00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:55,080 ...lt! 504 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:57,640 Buttonnnnn... 505 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,040 ...nnn... - Are you just describing things on my body right now? 506 00:26:01,040 --> 00:26:03,960 Did you look at me and think 'Nando's?' - (LAUGHS) 507 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:08,120 Haiiirpie... 508 00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,880 ...eee... - You do sound a bit like Wall-E. 509 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:14,520 - ...eee...! - And Eve. 510 00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:16,280 - (HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL) - Oh, wait, this is good. 511 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,160 This is good. Did we― Did we do― Oh! - (CHEERS) 512 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:22,040 (SLOW-MO CHEERING AND SCREAMING) 513 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 514 00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:30,360 - Well done. Although, I've gotta say, Ray, how about the little T-Rex hands that you had going on? 515 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:35,240 - What are you talking― - I have since had nightmares of this ― 516 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,640 - How did that make you feel, you guys, watching that? 517 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:40,040 - Mel has the mind of a genius. 518 00:26:40,560 --> 00:26:43,640 It's like Mel runs a school for, um... 519 00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:46,080 - Rays. - ...people― for people who... 520 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,480 - It felt like I was out with my caregiver. 521 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:51,480 (LAUGHTER) 522 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:54,360 - That is what I was trying to say. 523 00:26:54,560 --> 00:26:56,640 - Yeah. Let's talk about timings, then. 524 00:26:56,640 --> 00:27:01,120 - OK, so the first team was 40 minutes and nine seconds. - Yes. 525 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,120 - This team ― 40... 526 00:27:03,680 --> 00:27:05,640 seconds and 10 minutes. 527 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,520 - Oh, right! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 528 00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:10,160 It was pretty good. 529 00:27:10,160 --> 00:27:13,080 - I think probably Mel and Ray deserve five points, cos that was pretty impressive. 530 00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:15,080 - OK. (APPLAUSE) 531 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:22,000 - And Bubbah, Dai and Karen deserve two points, cos that wasn't impressive. 532 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,000 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 533 00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:29,160 Is that the end of the show, or do we have more tasks? - Here's another task. 534 00:27:29,160 --> 00:27:31,160 (THEME MUSIC) 535 00:27:35,160 --> 00:27:37,160 Hello, Mel. - Hello. 536 00:27:38,240 --> 00:27:39,520 - Oh, Paul, is it? - Hello, Dai. 537 00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:40,920 Hello, Karen. - Hello. 538 00:27:40,920 --> 00:27:46,440 - Hello, Paul. Glad you took my advice and took all that blackface makeup off. 539 00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:47,560 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 540 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,560 - Open it? - Yes, please. 541 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,000 (TAPE CREAKS) 542 00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:58,520 - READS: 'Use this entire roll of Sellotape in the most brilliant way. 543 00:27:58,520 --> 00:28:00,000 - 'You cannot waste any of it. 544 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:04,480 - 'Most brilliant use of the entire roll of Sellotape wins. 545 00:28:04,480 --> 00:28:06,480 - 'You have 20 minutes.' 546 00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:08,920 - Wait. 547 00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:12,240 - Can you keep reading the task, please? - I can't. I can't read. 548 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,920 - What? - 'Your time starts now.' 549 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,920 (APPLAUSE) 550 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:25,600 - Whose unravelling are we gonna see first, Paul? - What about Bubbah and Mel? 551 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,920 - Can I hang you? 552 00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:28,920 Eh. 553 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:31,840 - Hang me from the neck? - Yeah, like― like put you on a spit. 554 00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,120 - Oh. - Yeah. 555 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:36,840 - I'm thinking these noodles will be quite brilliant. 556 00:28:36,840 --> 00:28:38,480 (CLATTERING) Oh, shit! 557 00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,560 I'm gonna be walking art. 558 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,320 - Hey, I think that'll hold you. - Really? - Yeah. 559 00:28:45,320 --> 00:28:47,960 - Is this feeling brilliant so far? 560 00:28:47,960 --> 00:28:50,840 - It's hard to know exactly what's going on. 561 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,840 - Hold that. 562 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,080 Pull! 563 00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:56,880 Yeah, that'll hold you. 564 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,400 - It's this obsession to have all these things. 565 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,160 And what do we really need them for? 566 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:02,920 - What if you wanna play golf? 567 00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:05,720 - You can hire the golf clubs. - OK. 568 00:29:06,280 --> 00:29:07,880 - Shit. 569 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,120 (TAPE CREAKS) 570 00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:11,320 That's finished! 571 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:15,480 - The final moment is ― we're so attached to our cell phones these days, 572 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,480 it might as well be taped to our head. 573 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,360 (TAPE SQUEAKS) 574 00:29:20,360 --> 00:29:22,760 (GASPS) I finished the tape. 575 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:27,800 - So, what have you done here? - I've made art. Inspired by... 576 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:28,960 Jesus. 577 00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:35,840 - I've created a brilliant piece of art with this tape about the dangers of capitalism, and... 578 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,920 - So, next time― - Sorry, I've got a text. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 579 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:41,920 - OK, good luck. 580 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:45,680 (RIPPING) LAUGHS: Oh no! 581 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:49,240 You broke it! 582 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,280 - I'm gonna go now. 583 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,560 - Thank you, Mel. 584 00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:55,560 (TAPE SNAPS) 585 00:29:55,640 --> 00:29:57,640 (TAPE RUSTLES) 586 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 587 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,000 - What were you thinking with your creation, Bubbah? 588 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:12,000 Obviously, Mel's had a political message. - Obviously. 589 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,920 (LAUGHTER) - I think mine was just abstract, 590 00:30:14,920 --> 00:30:21,280 and just, like, if you looked at it and you thought, 'That reminds me of five points,' that'sup to you. 591 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:26,760 - What I need to know is what the pink pirate hat had to do with Jesus. 592 00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,920 - He was misunderstood. 593 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,440 - Much like pink pirate hats? - Yes, much like the pirate hat. 594 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,440 - OK. (LAUGHTER) 595 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:39,440 It's time for an ad break, but make sure you 'stick' around for more Taskmaster after this. 596 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,560 We'll see you soon. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 597 00:30:42,560 --> 00:30:44,560 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 598 00:30:47,560 --> 00:30:49,560 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 599 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,640 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. It's nice to have you with us. 600 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:57,920 Paul, can you bring us up to speed, please? - We've seen our contestants 601 00:30:57,920 --> 00:31:03,360 make it to the end of a maze and to the end of a marriage. Now they've reached the hardest endof all ― 602 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:07,360 the end of a roll of tape. - Mm. Who are we gonna see next, Paul? 603 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:11,040 - Up next, I've stuck together Dai and Karen. 604 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:13,520 - What do you think's brilliant, Paul? 605 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:15,080 - What do you think is brilliant? 606 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,360 - Cricket. 607 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,080 (TAPE SQUEAKS) 608 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,960 - So, what is the type for? 609 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,160 - The tape's just to make the cricket ball. 610 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:29,760 - Have you noticed when you get an apple, there's usually not much tape on it? 611 00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:31,280 - I'd say almost no tape. 612 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:33,080 (PEN RATTLES) 613 00:31:33,080 --> 00:31:35,120 - This is looking really good. 614 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:38,960 (TAPE SQUEAKS) - Have you ever been, like, on the bottom storey of a house? 615 00:31:38,960 --> 00:31:43,880 How could I get an apple without stopping to read my Mills & Boon book, right? 616 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:45,600 - Now, cos I've gotta use the rest of the Sellotape, 617 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:48,720 I'll just make that a bail. (STUMPS CLINK) 618 00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,040 - Amazing what you come up with in the heat of the moment, eh? 619 00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:53,640 (CLUNK!) 620 00:31:53,640 --> 00:31:55,120 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 621 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,840 - You bat. 622 00:31:56,840 --> 00:31:57,960 (GRUNTS) 623 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,600 (SPRAY CAN HISSES) 624 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,040 - Coriander. 625 00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,880 Cilantro. Some people say it tastes like soap. 626 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,560 - I love the taste of soap. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 627 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,240 (THUNK!) - SCREAMS: Ah, Dan! Catch it! 628 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,680 My bat. 629 00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:14,320 (TAPE STRETCHES) - Oh-ho-ho-ho, here we go. 630 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:17,560 - Williams coming up to bowl now. O'Leary's about to get a century. 631 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:18,880 This could be it. 632 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:20,240 - Oh, sorry. 633 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:21,320 (LAUGHTER) 634 00:32:21,320 --> 00:32:25,120 - That provides exactly... (TAPE STRETCHES) 635 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,680 Wow. 636 00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,480 - Ow! 637 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,960 You should appeal. That could have been an LB. - Sorry. 638 00:32:33,960 --> 00:32:36,440 - Appeal. - Sorry. - No, no, no― 639 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,920 - Time check? - Five minutes. (TAPE SQUEAKS) 640 00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,000 - If anything, I've got too much time. 641 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,320 - (GRUNTS) 642 00:32:45,320 --> 00:32:47,280 (CLUNK!) You got me. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 643 00:32:47,280 --> 00:32:49,880 Great game, Paul. Really good. 644 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,320 - That's the last piece of tape, my man. 645 00:32:52,320 --> 00:32:53,680 - Can you demonstrate it now? 646 00:32:53,680 --> 00:32:55,440 - You pop the tape roll in. 647 00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:58,040 Then you drop this down to them. 648 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:02,280 See, it's perfectly at hand height to grab. 649 00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,800 - The amazing use of that roll of Sellotape. 650 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:06,840 - So what was the use? - Useless is what it was. 651 00:33:06,840 --> 00:33:10,720 - Are you happy with that? - Happy? I should be on Shark Tank with this. 652 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,720 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 653 00:33:14,040 --> 00:33:16,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 654 00:33:18,440 --> 00:33:23,000 - I'm not 100% sure what I saw there. Dai, can you explain what was actually going on? 655 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:26,360 I like the fact that you thought it was the obvious thing to do with Sellotape. 656 00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:32,800 - So, you're sitting down there under the sun, reading a bodice-ripping novel about a romanticaffair, 657 00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:38,640 and then you go, 'Ooh, I could go a crisp Royal Gala apple, but I don't wanna leave my seat.' 658 00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:43,640 And then your partner tapes you down a Gala apple, and you're like ― 659 00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,120 (IMITATES CHOMPING) 660 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:50,560 - So, it's a Sellotape dumbwaiter? - Yeah, Sellotape dumbwaiter. - OK. 661 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:53,080 Your cricket game was mildly... 662 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,880 disturbing. Did you use the entire roll of Sellotape? 663 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:02,360 - Yes. The whole entire roll of Sellotape was utilised in my brilliant activity. 664 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:05,880 Made an amazing cricket ball out of a tennis ball. Not many people can do that. 665 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:09,560 - Paul, what were you up to with your bowling? You were steaming in. - Yeah. 666 00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:11,120 - And that length was atrocious. 667 00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:15,560 - And when you bowl, like, a toe-crusher, it's not meant to crush thebowler'stoes. 668 00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:18,880 (LAUGHTER) 669 00:34:18,880 --> 00:34:22,040 - Four down, one to go, Paul. Who's lucky last? 670 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:26,040 - Using up some Sell-o-tape, it's Ray-O-Leary. 671 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 (CRASH!) - Oh, shit. 672 00:34:30,040 --> 00:34:31,920 Can you please put that on? 673 00:34:31,920 --> 00:34:34,240 (TENSE MUSIC) 674 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,960 Probably wanna put both those on. - OK. 675 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,680 - I need to get some train tracks. 676 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:40,680 Look pretty. 677 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,680 (NOODLES CLATTER) 678 00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,680 (TAPE STRETCHES) 679 00:34:47,400 --> 00:34:48,720 - Do my legs need any? 680 00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:51,200 - I didn't even think about the legs. 681 00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:55,120 That's cos I'm not used to kidnapping women. Are you? (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 682 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:56,400 - Um... 683 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,400 - Why would you say 'um' and not immediately say 'no'? 684 00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,720 OK, there we go. That's all the tape. - Oh. 685 00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:05,640 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 686 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:08,280 - We're gonna do, like, a short film, Paul. - OK. 687 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:09,480 (OLD-FASHIONED CINEMATIC MUSIC) 688 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:10,640 Help! 689 00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:13,920 - Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. I have ze― tied up ze lady. 690 00:35:13,920 --> 00:35:16,920 Hon-hon-hon-hon-hon. - Help. Ahh. 691 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,680 Ahh! 692 00:35:19,680 --> 00:35:25,520 Ray, there's a train coming towards me, and it's being driven by a decapitated person. 693 00:35:25,520 --> 00:35:27,520 Ray. Help me. 694 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:29,280 Ray? 695 00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,480 (MUSIC PAUSES) 696 00:35:30,480 --> 00:35:32,760 You've got 2.5 minutes. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 697 00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:35,000 (TRAIN BELL RINGS) - Yee howdy. Not to worry, milady. 698 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,560 Whoa, someone sure Sellotaped you up good. 699 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:41,760 - Quick, the train's... - The train's coming. (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 700 00:35:41,760 --> 00:35:44,360 - Is it? - Yeah, I'd be screaming if I was you. 701 00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:49,120 - It seems like it's just parked up. - No, it seems like that, but I'm sure special effects will fix it 702 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:51,440 to make it look like it's coming real far. 703 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:55,000 (MUSIC SWELLS DRAMATICALLY) 704 00:35:56,240 --> 00:36:02,560 Wow, we― we did it. You sure must feel grateful that I saved you from that Sellotape. 705 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:05,040 - You've still got 43 seconds. 706 00:36:05,720 --> 00:36:08,800 - Do we― Do we kiss? (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 707 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:12,720 (MUSIC CONCLUDES TRIUMPHANTLY) 708 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,880 (MWAH!) 709 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 710 00:36:21,400 --> 00:36:22,920 - So, can we talk about the kiss? 711 00:36:22,920 --> 00:36:26,280 - I felt like I'd created a gripping, you know, Western, 712 00:36:26,280 --> 00:36:30,040 and, you know, it needed that satisfying romantic conclusion. 713 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:35,320 - Yeah, well, normally, I guess people do shake hands after a kiss. - Did I― (CHUCKLES) 714 00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:37,720 - That's the third kiss I've had this season. 715 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,320 Best. Season. Ever. (LAUGHTER, CHEERING) 716 00:36:42,600 --> 00:36:47,000 - OK. Karen, I think one point. What you did there was a disservice to cricket. 717 00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,880 Both you and Paul should be ashamed of yourselves. - LAUGHS: Oh, f... 718 00:36:49,880 --> 00:36:54,160 - I still don't know what you were doing with that dumbwaiter thing, whatever the hell thatwas, 719 00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,360 so two points for you, Dai. - OK. 720 00:36:56,360 --> 00:37:00,840 - Three points for your art, Mel, and three points for Bubbah's art as well. 721 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:06,000 And I reckon four points for Ray and your little film. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 722 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:08,200 Love the kiss. - Thank you. 723 00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:15,800 - That's enough Sellotape. Now it's time to sellyoutape with some ads, assuming some of them are for tape. 724 00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:18,320 We'll be back soon, so make sure ya stick around. 725 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 726 00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:22,720 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 727 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:27,840 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 728 00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:35,840 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. The end is in sight. We've just got time for one more livetask, 729 00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:39,800 but before we get to that ― Paul, could we have a score update, please? 730 00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:44,440 - In first equal, they're both doubling Karen's score ― it's Mel and Ray. 731 00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:48,000 (APPLAUSE) - Team, team, team, team, team! 732 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:53,880 - All right, everyone, please head to the stage for the final live task. 733 00:37:54,560 --> 00:37:56,560 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 734 00:37:57,200 --> 00:38:00,880 - Melanie Bracewell, please read this task. 735 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:04,560 - READS: 'In your teams, deliver the Taskmaster three compliments. 736 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:09,240 'Standing at your plinth, one at a time, write an original compliment on an egg 737 00:38:09,240 --> 00:38:14,040 'and deliver it to the Taskmaster with your remote control car. 738 00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:18,320 'If you lose or break your egg, you must start again. 739 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:24,160 'First team to successfully deliver their three compliments wins.' 740 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:27,320 - So, the team of three will each deliver an egg. 741 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:31,040 The team of two ― one of you will need to do it twice. - You got this, Ray. 742 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,040 - Drivers, are you ready? 743 00:38:33,040 --> 00:38:35,040 - Yes. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 744 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,480 (CHEERING) 745 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:43,840 - I have just realised I've already decided that Ray's gonna do it twice and he does not have alicense. 746 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,840 - My learner's expired. 747 00:38:45,840 --> 00:38:47,840 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 748 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,760 - Oh, he's got a comp― he's good at writing! 749 00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:52,760 Be careful. Be careful. - Oop, oop... 750 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:54,760 Oop, oop. - (SHRIEKS) 751 00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:56,920 Oh, yes, Ray! Yes, Ray! 752 00:38:57,000 --> 00:38:59,720 (SHOUTING, CHEERING) Ray! - Turn, turn! 753 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,240 - Ray! (CHEERING) 754 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,240 - Ohh! (APPLAUSE) 755 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,920 - What does it say? - It says, 'You have a good gait.' 756 00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:09,920 (LAUGHTER) 757 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,520 (AUDIENCE CALLS ENCOURAGINGLY) 758 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:18,400 (CHEERING, DISAPPOINTED SHOUTS) - It's OK. 759 00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,600 - Yes, Mel! - I'm so scared. 760 00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:24,800 (SHOUTING) 761 00:39:26,680 --> 00:39:30,600 - (GIGGLES NERVOUSLY) Oh! - Attempted sabotage from Karen. 762 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:33,920 - KAREN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa― - BUBBAH: (FRUSTRATED SCREAM) 763 00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:36,840 - SCREAMS: No, Mel! - (SHRIEKS) - (GIGGLES) 764 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:38,520 Yes, yes, yes. 765 00:39:38,520 --> 00:39:40,520 (AGITATED MUSIC) 766 00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:42,840 - DAI: No! - Stay straight, you (BLEEP)! 767 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:45,000 (LAUGHTER) 768 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:49,200 - Oh no! Oh no, we're wasting― - I did the same thing! 769 00:39:49,200 --> 00:39:51,200 - (CHEERS) - Yes! Yes! 770 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,680 (CHEERING) 771 00:39:57,920 --> 00:39:59,880 - READS: 'You are... 772 00:39:59,880 --> 00:40:01,880 handsome, for a man.' 773 00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:03,880 (LAUGHTER) 774 00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:09,040 - RAY: Oh. Uh, a little back― - BUBBAH: Bro, hurry up! 775 00:40:09,680 --> 00:40:11,640 - (STAMMERS) 776 00:40:11,640 --> 00:40:14,080 (AUDIENCE GASPS) - (CACKLES) 777 00:40:14,080 --> 00:40:16,080 - Oh! (CHEERING) 778 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:21,440 (LAUGHTER) 779 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:23,000 - Ray, this is a race. 780 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:27,200 - READS: 'You are hung like a gorilla'? (LAUGHTER) 781 00:40:27,560 --> 00:40:29,320 - And the other way a little bit, other way a little bit. Back― 782 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,080 - BUBBAH: Yeah? - Yeah, and then forward boom-bah. 783 00:40:32,080 --> 00:40:33,120 - (GASPS) 784 00:40:33,120 --> 00:40:36,680 - That way― turn it that― Now that way. Forward, forward. Yeah, forward. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 785 00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:38,480 - MEL: Oh my God, you're doing it! 786 00:40:38,480 --> 00:40:43,680 (RAUCOUS CHEERING) - SHRIEKS: Don't let it tip over! That way! 787 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:46,320 - READS: 'You look like a pussy slayer.' (LAUGHTER) 788 00:40:46,320 --> 00:40:49,600 - Go. Try and get― - Go, go, go, go, go, go. 789 00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:51,240 (CHEERING) 790 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:53,400 - Go! Go, Mel! 791 00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,600 Oh, Mel! (SHOUTS) (CRACK!) - MEL: (SHRIEKS) 792 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,640 (SHRIEKS) (SPLAT!) (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 793 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:01,720 - SHRIEKS: Go, Mel! Turn! Turn! Turn! - I'm trying! (CRACK!) 794 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,720 - Turn, go, move! 795 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:06,640 (THUNK! TITTERING) - (WHIMPERS) 796 00:41:07,960 --> 00:41:12,160 (CHEERING) - READS: 'You're my favourite himbo'? 797 00:41:12,240 --> 00:41:15,720 - That is their third compliment. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Well done, you guys. 798 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:20,200 Come on down. We'll clean this mess up, and we'll score it. 799 00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,200 (MUSICAL FLOURISH) 800 00:41:22,280 --> 00:41:24,400 Please, sit on down. 801 00:41:24,960 --> 00:41:27,160 We need to score that task. 802 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:31,160 What a shocking mess, you lot. Goodness gracious. 803 00:41:31,160 --> 00:41:35,280 Ray and Mel, I think you took so long to do it and the driving was so appalling 804 00:41:35,280 --> 00:41:37,320 that I think you only deserve three. - OK. 805 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:41,720 - And I think your team deserves two. - Yep. Thank you. 806 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:47,000 - So, we have another tie. Both on 17 points, Mel and Ray. 807 00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 808 00:41:49,560 --> 00:41:54,040 That means for the second time this season, we're gonna have another tie breaker. 809 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:56,040 Here it is. 810 00:41:59,320 --> 00:42:00,120 - (SIGHS) 811 00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:01,960 - Oh, no. This is long. 812 00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:02,880 - READS: 'Lie down. 813 00:42:02,880 --> 00:42:03,920 - READS: 'Lie down. 814 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:06,760 - 'You may only speak in English for the duration of the task. 815 00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:09,760 - 'You may not say the word spaghetti more than once. 816 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:14,240 - 'If you wear any additional hats, your points will be halved for each hat you put on. 817 00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:16,680 - 'If you go swimming, you will be eliminated. 818 00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:21,280 - 'If you bring any harm to native flora or fauna, you must apologise to them before continuing. 819 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,960 - 'If you sit on a chair, you will lose two points. 820 00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,280 - 'You must not consume any caffeine at any time, 821 00:42:26,280 --> 00:42:28,680 'as that may affect your speed and give you an unfair advantage. 822 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,840 - 'You are allowed to hurt Paul's feelings, but you aren't allowed to cross the line. 823 00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:35,680 - 'If you have any questions about the task, you may ask them now. 824 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,640 - 'You must wear the clothes you are wearing now at all times. 825 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,560 - 'Fastest to lie down wins'! 826 00:42:40,560 --> 00:42:42,240 Oh, Jesus. 827 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:44,840 I can't― I'm bad at reading. 828 00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:47,160 - READS: 'If you commit a crime while attempting the task, 829 00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:50,640 'you'll be tried by a court of law and judged by a jury of your peers 830 00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:53,520 'and will potentially be sent to jail.' 831 00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:57,680 Not if the crime, I think, is worth three years or less in prison, I believe. 832 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:02,040 In New Zealand, you don't get a jury trial unless it's for a significant crime. 833 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:05,600 I believe that was a rule change by the Key government. - OK. 834 00:43:05,600 --> 00:43:08,920 - I used to work for the Department of Corrections. - Oh, right. 835 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:14,240 - READS: 'If you have any questions about the task you may ask them now. Fastest to lie downwins. 836 00:43:14,240 --> 00:43:16,120 'Your time started when you―' Oh. 837 00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:19,200 (AUDIENCE LAUGHS) 838 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:22,560 - Stop the clock. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 839 00:43:24,800 --> 00:43:30,280 - So, I should say ― while the tasks were different, exact same letter count in both ofthem. 840 00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:33,760 - OK. - Ray obviously did add a few letters. 841 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:39,960 - Not only did I fact-check you, but I went back, and I was wrong. (LAUGHTER) 842 00:43:40,240 --> 00:43:45,400 - OK. Ray ― one minute 46. 843 00:43:45,400 --> 00:43:47,400 Mel ― one minute... 844 00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:53,240 That's the end of the sentence. - One minute. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 845 00:43:53,240 --> 00:43:55,600 OK, congratulations, Mel. 846 00:43:55,720 --> 00:44:01,480 Get up on that stage and start bragging about your braggable items. Congratulations. 847 00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 848 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:07,800 Another successful episode down, with... 849 00:44:08,200 --> 00:44:11,840 some less-than-successful task attempts. 850 00:44:11,840 --> 00:44:16,600 We learnt that 60% of Taskmaster divorces end in murder. (LAUGHTER) 851 00:44:16,600 --> 00:44:24,000 Most importantly, we learnt that Mel is the winner of episode six! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 852 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,760 Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next time. 853 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,760 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 854 00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:33,880 Captions by Rebecca Scholtz. Edited by Sally Harper. 855 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:35,880 - This is so long! 856 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:39,880 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 857 00:44:39,880 --> 00:44:42,960 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2023 858 00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:45,280 - SQUEAKS: Hey, Paul! 859 00:44:45,280 --> 00:44:48,160 - Really was one of the most uncomfortable things 860 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,440 I've ever seen in my life. 861 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,920 - Name's Ray. Cool Ray. 862 00:44:52,920 --> 00:44:53,880 - Cool Ray? 863 00:44:53,880 --> 00:44:56,080 - These guys have been calling me that backstage. 864 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:58,720 Oh yeah, Paul, come on. (LAUGHTER)