1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,320 (TYPEWRITER WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,320 --> 00:00:04,120 - Chee-hoo! 3 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,120 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 4 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,400 - Oof! 5 00:00:07,400 --> 00:00:08,840 (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 6 00:00:08,840 --> 00:00:10,840 - (CACKLES) 7 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:12,880 - (BURPS) 8 00:00:12,880 --> 00:00:13,560 - Shame! 9 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:14,800 - (BLUBBERS) 10 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,360 - All right? 11 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:17,320 - Whee! 12 00:00:17,320 --> 00:00:18,120 - (GROANS) 13 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:19,160 - (GIGGLES) 14 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,160 (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 15 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:23,160 - (GASPS) 16 00:00:23,160 --> 00:00:25,160 - (SHRIEKS) 17 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,520 - Say cheese. - (SIGHS) Cheese. 18 00:00:29,560 --> 00:00:31,560 (THUNK!) 19 00:00:35,320 --> 00:00:37,320 (DING!) 20 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:41,680 - Kia ora koutou, and welcome to Taskmaster. My name is Jeremy Wells, 21 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:46,120 and thanks to some dodgy investment tips I received from my crypto adviser, 22 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:51,680 I've been forced to take a job as the Taskmaster. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 23 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:55,600 In order to fulfil my contractual obligations and receive my pay cheque, 24 00:00:55,600 --> 00:00:59,800 I've gathered five comedians and offered them a series of tasks to complete. 25 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:03,320 I'll then rank them ― brutally ― and eventually crown a winner. 26 00:01:03,320 --> 00:01:08,760 Sacrificing their dignity for your entertainment is our selfless season four cast. 27 00:01:08,760 --> 00:01:11,360 Bubbah! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 28 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,720 Dai Henwood! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 29 00:01:14,720 --> 00:01:17,240 Karen O'Leary! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 30 00:01:17,240 --> 00:01:19,800 Mel Bracewell! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 31 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:23,080 And Ray O'Leary! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 32 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:28,480 And by my side, as always, is a man whose incessant calls, texts, emails and DMs 33 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:35,480 I have never and will never ever reply to ― it's Paul Williams! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 34 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:38,680 - DEEP VOICE: Yeah. Yeah, thanks, Jeremy. 35 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:45,040 I'm excited to announce tonight that I'm debuting a new voice. - Why are you debuting a new voice? 36 00:01:45,040 --> 00:01:50,920 - Um, basically my team told me I'm rating not well with, uh, the blokes, 37 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:55,120 and so I've decided that I should get a new voice. 38 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:59,440 - I think you should go back to your old voice. - NORMAL VOICE: OK. 39 00:01:59,440 --> 00:02:02,800 - Talk us through our prize task tonight, will you, Paul? - Tonight's prize task ― 40 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:09,120 our contestants have brought in what they believe to be the best thing to have at night. 41 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:14,520 - AUDIENCE: Ooh. - The winner of tonight's episode will take home all five things 42 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,560 and will sleep really well. - (CHUCKLES) 43 00:02:17,560 --> 00:02:21,880 OK, Let's see what we've got, then. Let's start with Ray. 44 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:26,960 - I think the best thing to have at night is a sleep. (LAUGHTER) 45 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:31,080 So I've brought in some sleepy time tea. 46 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:33,840 (LAUGHTER) 47 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:36,640 (APPLAUSE) 48 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:40,440 - So how do you plan on administering this prize? 49 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,040 - Do you want me to come round to your house and feed you some pills? 50 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:46,280 - I'd love that. - You'd love it? 51 00:02:46,280 --> 00:02:48,160 - OK, Dai. What did you bring in? 52 00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:51,760 - I went for a slightly more legal option on tea. 53 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:56,040 You can see here, this is my gongfu set 54 00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:01,400 from China, and you can make any sort of tea in it ― caffeinated, non-caffeinated ― 55 00:03:01,400 --> 00:03:07,880 and a drip tray, which I think every person should have in their home for drips. 56 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:15,280 - Normally, what we do at this prize task is we add a comedic bit to it. (LAUGHTER) 57 00:03:18,480 --> 00:03:22,560 - Correct. And I feel I didn't do that. (LAUGHTER) 58 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:30,440 - Mel, what did you bring in? - I have brought in a telescope. It's amazing to have at night. 59 00:03:30,440 --> 00:03:34,240 But if you have it in the day, you're a pervert. 60 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:39,400 If you have it at night-time, you see the beautiful night sky. 61 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:43,800 If you have it in the daytime, you see stuff like this. 62 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,640 (LAUGHTER) 63 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:48,960 (APPLAUSE) 64 00:03:52,200 --> 00:03:58,000 - Wow. - This is a photo I took of Ray O'Leary with about 14kg of Noodles. 65 00:03:59,240 --> 00:04:01,600 - That was a good meal. (LAUGHTER) 66 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:05,240 - I think, most concerningly, he seems to be watching himself on his phone. 67 00:04:05,240 --> 00:04:07,240 - Yes he is! (LAUGHTER) 68 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,840 He was! 69 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:14,600 - Karen. - Yes? - Yours, please. 70 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:17,000 - Oh, right, well, when I was thinking about what you most want at night-time, 71 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:19,800 I mean, obviously, a lot of things come into most people's minds. 72 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:22,440 Some people just want a bit of action in the bedroom. 73 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:27,320 So I just thought, you know, music is really the key. And I think― I chose this. 74 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:30,640 It's Kenny Rogers. Now, if you look at the names of the songs, 75 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:36,120 'This Woman' ― sex, 'You and I' ― sex, 'Buried Treasure' ― not sure. 76 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:40,360 The other thing you want at night-time is this, 'Eyes that See in the Dark.' 77 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:44,200 So not only is this music, but also it gives you superpowers that mean you can see in thedark. 78 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:47,280 What more could you want? (LAUGHTER) 79 00:04:47,640 --> 00:04:53,840 - Bubbah, what did you bring in? - I'm from this wonderful, majestic, land called South Auckland. 80 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:59,000 And down the road from my house, you can go down a driveway and give a Tongan man $12, 81 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:01,000 and he will give you a... 82 00:05:01,440 --> 00:05:04,040 Yeah, bit of horse. (LAUGHTER) 83 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,360 - OK, so that there is a plate of horse? 84 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:14,760 - Yes, it's in coconut cream and spring onions, and it's $12. - Oh my God. 85 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:21,880 - And how would you rate it? - Um, probably five points. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 86 00:05:25,040 --> 00:05:29,760 But it's really good. It's one of my favourite meats. (LAUGHS) 87 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,640 As well as the Tongan man. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 88 00:05:33,760 --> 00:05:40,200 - OK, so I love Kenny Rogers, but I prefer him mid-morning. So I'm gonna give Karen one point. 89 00:05:40,200 --> 00:05:41,320 - Oh! 90 00:05:41,320 --> 00:05:46,360 - I found the telescope slightly pervy, so I'm gonna give Mel two points. 91 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,040 I love tea at night, so I'll give Dai three, 92 00:05:49,040 --> 00:05:54,360 and I also have tried horse in France, and I gotta say, it's a delicious lean meat. 93 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:55,360 - Thank you, Taskmaster. 94 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:59,960 - So four points for you, Bubbah, and five points for Ray with his potentially lethal dose of pills. 95 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:01,960 (APPLAUSE) 96 00:06:05,800 --> 00:06:10,840 So it must be time for the first proper task of the show. - Correct, Jeremy. 97 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,920 And in this task, our contestants had a ball. 98 00:06:13,920 --> 00:06:18,800 They weren't crazy about the task, but they did have a ball. 99 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:20,800 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 100 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:25,200 - Hello, Bubbah. 101 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:27,200 Hello, Dai. - Gidday, Paul. 102 00:06:27,200 --> 00:06:28,960 - Hello, Ray. - Hello, Paul. 103 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,960 - Hello, Mel. - (GASPS) 104 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:32,320 - KAREN: Oh, basketball. 105 00:06:32,320 --> 00:06:34,080 - Oh, it's n― Oh, come on, man. 106 00:06:34,080 --> 00:06:36,480 - Favourite sport? - Cricket. 107 00:06:36,480 --> 00:06:38,640 - Second-favourite sport? - Football. 108 00:06:38,640 --> 00:06:40,800 - Third favourite sport? - Rugby. 109 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:42,960 - Fourth favourite sport? - Rowing. 110 00:06:42,960 --> 00:06:45,240 - Fifth favourite sport? - Darts. 111 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,520 - Sixth favourite sport? - Basketball. 112 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,920 - Well, you're gonna love this. - Great! 113 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:54,400 - Is there a, like, um― a sealed task? - Yes. 114 00:06:54,520 --> 00:06:57,600 - Oh, hey! Here we go. It's in the hoop! 115 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,800 - One, two, three. 116 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:05,360 (BOTH GRUNT) 117 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,360 - READS: 'Spin the most times on this office chair...' 118 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:11,320 - '...before successfully shooting a hoop from this spot.' 119 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,240 - 'You have until you successfully shoot a hoop.' 120 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:15,960 - 'You must shoot within three seconds of completing your spins.' 121 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,360 - I might get dizzy, though. - Potentially. 122 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:20,320 - 'If you miss the shot, you must start again.' 123 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:22,160 - 'Most spins wins.' 124 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,960 - You guys don't have all day. - I have all day. - OK. 125 00:07:24,960 --> 00:07:26,240 - I got nothing on. 126 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:28,320 - 'Your time starts now.' 127 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:30,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 128 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,440 - So, what's happening exactly here, Paul? 129 00:07:33,440 --> 00:07:38,200 - Basically, they need to spin on the office chair and then sink a basket. It's very simple. 130 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:43,480 - All right. A classic game oftasketball.This should be fun. Let's watch some dizzy hoopthrowing. 131 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:46,480 - First up, it's Bubbah, Dai and Mel. 132 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:51,800 - So spin, move to the mat, nothing but net? Drain it, you know? 133 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:54,320 - You can use the backboard. - Boom time! 134 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:56,200 - Is it―? What's that ― your catchphrase? 135 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,920 - Yeah. It's what I do when I shoot. - OK. 136 00:07:57,920 --> 00:08:02,720 - I can do the slowest spins of your life. We've got all day. 137 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,200 One. 138 00:08:05,200 --> 00:08:06,480 - ...two. 139 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:10,400 - Like, can I do a slow spin? - Is this not already slow? 140 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,400 Three, four, five. 141 00:08:12,840 --> 00:08:14,880 - This is quite relaxing. 142 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:16,320 - Oh yeah! 143 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,600 - Eight, nine. - Yeah, player. 144 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,600 - 10. - Oh God. OK... 145 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:25,280 OK, man. I'm not a drinking man, 146 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:29,880 but this feels like I've been very drinking. 147 00:08:30,600 --> 00:08:32,800 - 21... - I think I'm gonna win this one. 148 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,000 - 24... 149 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,920 That's 41. - OK. 150 00:08:35,920 --> 00:08:37,920 One, two... 151 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,400 - 61. 152 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,400 - Three seconds. 153 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:44,640 (YELPS) 154 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:46,880 - This is called the take stock moment. 155 00:08:46,880 --> 00:08:50,960 I should have taken some sea legs. I often do that ― just precautionary. 156 00:08:50,960 --> 00:08:54,280 - Oh no. I'm starting to feel the real spins. 157 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,280 - Ooh, shit. (SNORTS) 158 00:08:56,280 --> 00:08:59,240 - (GROANS) I shouldn't have had that beef Wellington. 159 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:01,240 - 35. - OK. 160 00:09:01,880 --> 00:09:03,880 Come on, Jesus. 161 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,400 - OK, how much is that ― 30? - That's 31. - I can't count. 162 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,680 Man, that was close! 163 00:09:11,680 --> 00:09:15,960 - Seven, eight... - This is a bad idea. - ...nine, 10. 164 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:19,320 (LAUGHTER) 165 00:09:24,640 --> 00:09:27,720 - Boom time! Did that go in? - It didn't. 166 00:09:27,720 --> 00:09:29,880 - How cool would that have been? - Really cool. 167 00:09:29,880 --> 00:09:34,000 - My head is so― Ooh! I just flashed my arse. That an extra point? 168 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:37,840 - It'll be up to the Taskmaster. He does like that kind of thing. - Hello, Jeremy. 169 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,840 - One, 170 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:41,840 two. - OK. 171 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:43,640 - This actually sucks. 172 00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:44,760 - Yeah. (EXHALES) 173 00:09:44,760 --> 00:09:48,040 - Seven... - (SLURPS) Whoa. - ...eight. 174 00:09:48,960 --> 00:09:50,960 21. 175 00:09:51,040 --> 00:09:53,040 - Whoo! 176 00:09:53,520 --> 00:09:55,600 (CHEERS IN SLOW-MOTION) 177 00:09:57,560 --> 00:09:59,560 - OK, let's just do it. 178 00:10:01,240 --> 00:10:03,040 - That was 24. 179 00:10:03,040 --> 00:10:05,040 12. - One. 180 00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:09,400 Boom time! 181 00:10:10,240 --> 00:10:12,680 - Good game. Bye! - Thank you, Mel. 182 00:10:12,680 --> 00:10:14,200 - Thanks, Paul. - Thank you, Bubbah. 183 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:16,200 - (CACKLES) 184 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,960 Boom time! 185 00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:21,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 186 00:10:22,480 --> 00:10:26,360 - So, just quickly, so― Those rumours are not true, you do not get extra points 187 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,800 for flashing your arse at the Taskmaster; let's be very clear about that. 188 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:32,920 - Aw, I'm gonna be doing it every episode. (LAUGHTER) 189 00:10:32,920 --> 00:10:39,160 - Dai, you must have been stoked to get your catchphrase off the ground. - Boom time! 190 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:43,320 - Imagine if you'd have landed that shot where you were going off there. 191 00:10:43,320 --> 00:10:48,800 - In hindsight, looking at that, turning slowly was a real masterstroke. 192 00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:50,520 - Right, how many times did they spin? 193 00:10:50,520 --> 00:10:52,520 - Dai, 12 spins. 194 00:10:52,600 --> 00:10:54,600 - Yeah, boom time! 195 00:10:55,520 --> 00:10:58,480 - Bubbah, 21 spins. - AUDIENCE: Ooh! 196 00:10:58,480 --> 00:11:00,480 - Mel, 24 spins. 197 00:11:01,560 --> 00:11:03,560 - Boom time! - Hey-hey! 198 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:10,720 - Time for us to take a quick timeout, so huddle up and figure out your next play, 199 00:11:10,720 --> 00:11:17,200 and we'll be back in a few minutes with more Taskmaster. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 200 00:11:22,600 --> 00:11:24,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 201 00:11:26,240 --> 00:11:27,640 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, 202 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:32,480 where comedians are taking on the dual challenge of shooting hoops and trying not to spew. 203 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:37,600 - That's right, Jeremy. Our contestants are attempting to do the maximum number of spins 204 00:11:37,600 --> 00:11:43,520 on an office chair before successfully shooting a hoop. - OK. Who have we got next, Paul? 205 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:49,720 - Her name is an anagram of 'Nearly Korea'. It's Karen O'Leary. (LAUGHTER) 206 00:11:51,840 --> 00:11:54,520 - Can you do this, Paul? See that? 207 00:11:56,640 --> 00:11:59,520 - Awesome. - That was a spin. - Yeah. 208 00:11:59,560 --> 00:12:03,280 - So does that count, on the chair? If I just get the ball like this, 209 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:06,440 and you count how many time the ball spins? Eh? 210 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:09,120 That was 12. - Three, four, five. 211 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:12,640 - And then I get off and shoot that. 212 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:15,000 That's five. - That was five. 213 00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:17,800 - I have another turn, though, eh? - All the information you need is in this task. 214 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,680 - I didn't― I didn't remember that. 215 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:23,960 'Spin the most times on this office chair.' I've spun on the office chair. 216 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:30,040 'Three seconds.' Yeah. 'You have until you successfully shoot―' So I've finished. 217 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,760 But I didn't get to spin on the chair and fall over. 218 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:36,160 Can I spin you on the chair? - If you want. - Yep! Great! 219 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:45,680 Shot! We should be in a team. 220 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 221 00:12:51,800 --> 00:12:53,920 - You actually shot it on your first attempt. That's not good. 222 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,280 - I didn't mean to do that. (LAUGHTER) 223 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:59,200 I'm just that talented at sports. (LAUGHTER) 224 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,480 - I like the twist on the spin thing. - And if I just paid more attention, I would probably havegot 125. 225 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:09,680 - Yeah. - But I think I got about 25, which is one more than Mel's. 226 00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:13,080 - How many spins did― - 25. - ...Karen get? 227 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,800 - I've put it down for five. It is quite hard to tell. 228 00:13:15,800 --> 00:13:19,280 - Yeah, it's so fast. - It's four or five. - I'll take five. Yeah. 229 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:21,280 - Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 230 00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:26,840 - Up next, it's the Michael Jordan of Taskmaster. (LAUGHTER) 231 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:33,560 I'm referring to his gambling problem, not his basketball skills. It's Ray O'Leary. 232 00:13:33,560 --> 00:13:36,600 - READS: Successfully shoot in a hoop from the spot. - Yes. 233 00:13:36,600 --> 00:13:40,080 - But the spot doesn't have to stay here, does it? I could shift the spot? 234 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,080 - AUDIENCE: Ooh. 235 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,200 - One, 236 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:11,440 two, 237 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:21,720 three. 238 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:27,600 - I'm gonna be here a while, Paul. Embarrassingly, I still think this is making me dizzy. 239 00:14:27,600 --> 00:14:29,360 - 10. 240 00:14:29,360 --> 00:14:34,640 - The good thing, though, is we're getting a lot of exciting footage for national television. 241 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,160 - 17. 242 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,160 - I'll shoot at 30, eh? 243 00:14:38,360 --> 00:14:39,560 - 28. 244 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:40,720 29. 245 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:42,720 30. 246 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:46,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 247 00:14:46,680 --> 00:14:50,080 You happy with that? - Yeah, no, I'm very happy with how that just went. 248 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:52,080 - OK. Thank you, Ray. 249 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:55,880 - Awesome! 250 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,840 - Boom time! (LAUGHTER) 251 00:14:59,480 --> 00:15:05,720 - Ray had an unfair advantage, cos he's the most experienced sitting on an office chair. 252 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:12,120 Obviously, the spins to beat was 24, and Ray ― 30 spins. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 253 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:18,000 So that means one point for Karen, two points for Dai, three points for Bubbah, 254 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:20,880 four points for Mel, and five points for Ray O'Leary. 255 00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:23,880 - Well done Ray O'Leary. Smart, Ray. 256 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:28,200 So, I s'pose we should probably look at the scores for tonight. 257 00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:34,640 - With a perfect score of 10, out in front, it's Ray O'Leary. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 258 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:38,400 - All right, Paul, we've got a lot to get through tonight. Chuck, on another task, would ya? 259 00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:43,200 - This one took our contestants a little while to work out. 260 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:45,360 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 261 00:15:52,720 --> 00:15:56,800 Hello, Dai. - Paul, is it? Lovely to see ya. - Yeah. 262 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,840 Do you wanna take a sip? 263 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:02,520 - I feel like I should read the task first before I drink any water. - Do you not like water? 264 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:04,440 - No, of c― Of course I like water. It doesn't― 265 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:06,720 - Seems like you're pretty staunchly anti-water. 266 00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,320 - No, I'm not anti water. It's just― It feels like a trap. Why don't you have some water? 267 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:13,000 - No. - Why not? - I'm anti-water. 268 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:17,400 - READS: 'Invent and build a new exercise machine.' 269 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:22,440 - 'You must be able to use it and successfully burn 40 calories.' 270 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:24,160 - 'Best exercise machine wins.' 271 00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:27,840 - 'You must start exercising in 30 minutes.' 272 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,040 - 'Your time starts now.' 273 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,880 - How will you know if I burnt 40 calories? 274 00:16:31,880 --> 00:16:33,240 - I've got a smartwatch. 275 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:36,040 - Maybe I'll take a drink of water. 276 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 277 00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:43,880 - I like this task, Paul. This is a task that involves brain and brawn, 278 00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:49,120 and we'll find out how many of our contestants have actually been to the gym. 279 00:16:49,120 --> 00:16:51,120 - Boom time! (LAUGHTER) 280 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:57,040 - Who's up first, Paul? - Here, debuting their exciting new spin on lifting an object, 281 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,440 it's Dai and Mel. (LAUGHTER) 282 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,880 - 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. 283 00:17:03,040 --> 00:17:07,120 (ANCHOR CLINKS GENTLY) - Is that an anchor? - Yep. 284 00:17:07,680 --> 00:17:10,880 - That's so heavy. Oh, that's perfect. 285 00:17:12,200 --> 00:17:14,200 (LAUGHTER) 286 00:17:15,360 --> 00:17:19,240 - I physically cannot lift that. - You've got 45 seconds. 287 00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:21,240 - Ready, set, 288 00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:23,760 go! (STRAINS VIGOROUSLY) 289 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,440 (PUFFS) 290 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:30,680 - (STRAINS) 291 00:17:31,840 --> 00:17:33,840 (PANTS) 292 00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:39,520 - Let me know when you want me to check your calories. 293 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:41,520 - (PUFFS) 294 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:43,560 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 295 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:46,240 (PUFFS) 296 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:51,320 - (GRUNTS) - Do you want me to get it started? - Yeah, that would be good. 297 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:53,320 Whoa! 298 00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,440 Whoa! (LAUGHS) 299 00:17:55,440 --> 00:17:58,960 - So you need someone to lift it up, and then it's about holding it there. 300 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,280 - Yeah. It's like tug of war, but with God. 301 00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,560 - One more. (PUFFS, GROANS) 302 00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,920 (HIP-HOP MUSIC) 303 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:07,920 - That's 40. 304 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,320 - 41. 305 00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,600 - How much does it cost? - Three payments of $19.95. 306 00:18:12,600 --> 00:18:14,600 - OK, bye. 307 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 308 00:18:17,280 --> 00:18:23,360 - I think the quote at one stage from you ― I just wrote it down, Mel ― was 'That's so heavy. It'sperfect.' 309 00:18:23,360 --> 00:18:26,320 (LAUGHTER) As you were getting it out of the pond. 310 00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:31,320 - The problem wasn't the weight as well. As you could see, it was quite easy to lift asit was. 311 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:36,040 But my pulley system made it near on impossible to lift it from the ground. 312 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,040 - Your product seemed to work quite well to be honest, Dai. 313 00:18:39,040 --> 00:18:45,440 - Yeah, cos as someone who, from a young age, was into steroids and cigarettes, um... 314 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,840 That got me into the gym scene. 315 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:52,160 The '80s were a different time for workout machines, 316 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:57,640 and the anchor me just fit it into how I used to exercise. So it's a full body workout. 317 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,040 - OK. Who's up next, then? 318 00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:04,840 - With an exciting twist on dragging something behind you, it's Bubbah and Karen. 319 00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:08,200 - What does burning 40 calories look like? - It's not that hard. 320 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:11,680 - So it's like, what, eating? - I don't know if eating would burn calories. 321 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:16,680 - I'm gonna make a multisport resistance training machine. 322 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:20,640 - Ooh, What does that feel like? - Tight. - Yeah, boy. 323 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:22,480 Let's go on the road. 324 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,480 - You ready? - Yeah. 325 00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:27,440 So you just simply put this on here like this. 326 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,920 Rugby ball, Paul! Rugby ball! 327 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,320 - Oh shit! (LAUGHS) 328 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,320 Whoa, shit! (LAUGHS) 329 00:19:37,640 --> 00:19:41,720 - Cut it! Cut it! That's what the scissors are for. 330 00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,800 - OK, get back on. 331 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,080 Wait, that was me, sorry! 332 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:48,280 You look sweatier than me. 333 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:50,280 - Mini tramp! 334 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,440 Nine, 10, 11. 335 00:19:54,400 --> 00:19:56,320 - Oh yeah! 336 00:19:56,320 --> 00:19:57,400 - Cricket bat! 337 00:19:57,400 --> 00:19:59,080 Full toss. 338 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,520 Oh, shit! Caught behind. 339 00:20:00,520 --> 00:20:02,520 - (SCREAMS) 340 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,600 - Boxing hat! 341 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,600 (HUFFS, PUFFS) 342 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,440 - Do you wanna do some uphill? - Yeah. 343 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,720 PANTS: Oh my God. 344 00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:19,600 - Pretend to be an inflatable boat. 345 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,560 (HUFFS, PUFFS) 346 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:25,360 - (PANTS) Whoo! 347 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,600 Whoo! 348 00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:31,760 - Done. 349 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,120 - PANTS: That's 40 calories. 350 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:34,160 That's 40. 351 00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:35,760 Thank you, Karen. - Thank you. 352 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:39,040 - See ya. Thank you! - Thank you, Bubbah. 353 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,400 (APPLAUSE) 354 00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:46,760 - Uh, Karen, seemed like less of a machine and more just a collection of crap tied together. 355 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:51,560 - Well, I could say the same about your judging. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, LAUGHS) 356 00:20:51,560 --> 00:20:52,920 (APPLAUSE) 357 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:56,920 - Got him! - And now I lose the game, but that's OK. 358 00:20:58,280 --> 00:21:02,520 - Bubbah, you just shoved Paul down a hill on a skateboard. 359 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:05,800 Did you need to tie the rope around him? So, I mean, that was― You just about killed him. 360 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:12,080 - Do you know what ― they cut that bit, cos I tied it round his neck. (LAUGHTER) 361 00:21:12,800 --> 00:21:16,200 - Yeah, I vetoed the rope around the neck. 362 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:18,080 - Well, it's time to take an ad break, 363 00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:26,560 so you at home can grab a cup of tea and a bikkie and give yourself 40 calories to burn. We'll see you soon. 364 00:21:36,720 --> 00:21:40,440 - Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster. Where are we up to, Paul? 365 00:21:40,440 --> 00:21:46,120 - Our comedians were coming up with new exercise machines, and they had to burn 40 calories using them. 366 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:50,560 - OK, we've already seen four of our comedians and their dubious inventions. Who's left? 367 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:52,560 - Here's Ray O'Leary. 368 00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,240 - Am I allowed to start a― light a fire? - Possibly. 369 00:21:56,240 --> 00:22:00,040 - Am I allowed to light a fire and burn food? - You could try it. 370 00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,520 - Maybe let's light a fire, then. 371 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:05,120 How many calories are in sugar? It feels like I should just burn sugar, right? 372 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:08,720 - So in 100g of sugar, there's 387 calories. 373 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:14,320 - Oh great. That's― Th― That's, um... That's― That's way more. 374 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,880 Yeah, put it― Put it down. 375 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,760 All right, you ready for my exercise machine to start up? - OK. 376 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:21,720 - All right, here we go. 377 00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:23,560 OK. That one caught fire. 378 00:22:23,560 --> 00:22:24,800 OK, all right. 379 00:22:24,800 --> 00:22:26,800 Three, two, one, 380 00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:28,720 go. 381 00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,440 Oh! 382 00:22:30,440 --> 00:22:34,280 Look at those calories burn. - So that's two ladles full. 383 00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:37,440 - Yeah, that's― that's definitely got to be more than 40 calories, right? 384 00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:39,160 Throw a few marshmallows in. 385 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:41,120 Do you wanna lolly? - Uh, yes please. 386 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:42,640 - Yeah, we can have as many lollies as we want, 387 00:22:42,640 --> 00:22:45,560 cos we've burnt quite a few calories in the exercise machine. 388 00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,480 - Does your exercise machine have a name? 389 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:55,480 - The Ray-o-matic. I have to light the fire. This counts, doesn't it? - It's up to the Taskmaster. 390 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:57,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 391 00:22:58,400 --> 00:23:03,840 - I guess the thing that we need to work out here is whether or not it's an exercise machine, 392 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:09,080 cos either it's an amazing machine or it's one of the worst attempts at a task ever. 393 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,440 - I have some definitions here. - OK. 394 00:23:11,440 --> 00:23:15,240 - So, 'exercise ― activity requiring physical effort 395 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:18,800 'carried out to sustain or improve health and fitness.' 396 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,800 - OK. No. - Or... 397 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:25,440 Or an activity carried out for a specific purpose. 398 00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,400 - OK. No, that works. - There we go. 399 00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:30,800 - Is it a machine? - 'Machine ― 400 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:36,840 'an apparatus using mechanical power and having several parts, 401 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:40,720 'each with a different function performing a particular task.' 402 00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,120 - I mean, I like where you went with it, 403 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:46,400 but I just don't feel like I can give you points for that as a machine. 404 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:50,560 - Sucks for you, cos I'm coming around to your house, I'm burning your pantry. 405 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:52,200 - So I'm gonna give you one point for that, Ray. 406 00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,600 I mean, they weren't great machines, let's be honest. - (LAUGHS) They were terrible. 407 00:23:56,600 --> 00:24:00,800 - Mel, with the tug of war with God, I think you deserve two points. 408 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:07,440 - I just wanna argue something ― that theirs requires other people, and mine just requiresfaith. 409 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,640 - You could also say yours didn't work. (LAUGHTER) 410 00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:15,320 I think Karen's collection of crap deserves two points. 411 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:18,000 Bubbah pushing Paul down a path? 412 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:19,920 Bubbah gets two as well. - Aw! 413 00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:24,200 - And then I think, Dai, you just scratch through with three points. 414 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,400 (CONTESTANTS EXCLAIM) - I thought you were getting a five there. 415 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,280 - Well, I can't believe that I'm actually saying this, but I'd like another task, please. 416 00:24:32,280 --> 00:24:36,000 What have you got? - Well, Taskmaster isn't all about winning. 417 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:42,480 It's also about making memories ― memories of you dominating your opponents. 418 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:44,720 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 419 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,160 - Hello. - Hello, Mel. 420 00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:52,160 - Hello, um... Paul? 421 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,200 - Did you forget my name? - No. 422 00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:59,600 - Look at this. Like I'm at an American high school. 423 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,200 Ohhh! 424 00:25:03,200 --> 00:25:04,400 Look at this. 425 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,400 - Sports trophies. 426 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:08,720 I'm familiar. - Brag. 427 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,160 - Oh. 428 00:25:12,880 --> 00:25:14,200 - READS: 'Win something.' 429 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:18,240 - 'You cannot win it at the Taskmaster ranch or the Taskmaster studio.' 430 00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:20,680 - 'You must be able to prove you won it.' 431 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,680 - 'Best winning wins.' 432 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:25,840 - 'You have until episode eight.' Mean! 433 00:25:25,840 --> 00:25:27,880 - How many episodes are there? - 10. 434 00:25:27,880 --> 00:25:31,000 - 10?! (EXHALES LOUDLY) Did I sign up for that? - Yeah. 435 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,000 - Wow. 436 00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:36,240 - What do you think you could win? - Someone's heart? - Oh. 437 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,840 - Or, like, the Lotto? (LAUGHS) 438 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:43,960 - Boom time. Do you wanna take this? Or should I take this so I can read it? 439 00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:48,440 - You can take it. - I'll take it, eh. Interesting. Win. 440 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:50,640 (APPLAUSE) 441 00:25:50,880 --> 00:25:53,720 - So whose win would you like to see first? 442 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,160 - Hmm. OK. Um, should we start with Bubbah? 443 00:25:57,160 --> 00:25:59,160 - Oh! Yes! This is my win! 444 00:25:59,800 --> 00:26:06,080 - It gives me great pleasure to award Sieni with Making A Difference In South Auckland, 445 00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:12,280 awarded to Sieni Leo'o Olo, also known as Bubbah. (WILD CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 446 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:20,240 - Thank you guys for being here today and acknowledging this. 447 00:26:20,240 --> 00:26:23,840 This is probably the best win I've ever had. 448 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:28,920 - So, explain to me what's happening there. 449 00:26:28,920 --> 00:26:32,800 - That's my deputy principal. They gave me this certificate. 450 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:38,800 Yeah G! And the next photo is my deputy principal from my old high school, 451 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,720 my HOD of Drama and my dean giving me that award. 452 00:26:42,720 --> 00:26:47,920 And I had a really rocky relationship with them because... my mouth when I was in school. 453 00:26:47,920 --> 00:26:53,840 But now I think that they're really proud of me, and they were really gracious and awardingme this. 454 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:55,320 - Very good. - Thank you. 455 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:57,000 - Dai. - Well, mine was simple. 456 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:05,200 I happened to look in my drawer and find something I bought last week, and my life is about to change. 457 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,400 This is worth $72,000, 458 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:11,600 or $28. I haven't, um... (LAUGHTER) 459 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,680 My vibe's 72,000, but the barcode seems to say 28. 460 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:21,680 - So have you won this since being on Taskmaster? - Yeah. 461 00:27:21,680 --> 00:27:26,280 - Why is the date the 14th of September 2022? (LAUGHTER) 462 00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,320 (APPLAUSE) 463 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:39,200 - Hey, Karen, what did you bring in? (LAUGHTER) 464 00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,040 - Karen, tell us about your winnings. 465 00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:44,000 - What I did was I won $10,000. - What? 466 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:48,080 - I went into a competition to make a children's song and a children's music video, 467 00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:52,920 and I won the competition, and so I got given $10,000. Here's the proof. 468 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,480 'Tena koe, Karen.' That's me. 469 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:58,640 10,000 bucks, which is quite a lot of money, which is more than 28. - Just looking at thatthere, 470 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:03,760 it looks like you've won the right to produce a song for New Zealand on Air. 471 00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:10,040 - No, no, no, no. They're giving me $10,000. I'm gonna make the song for free. 472 00:28:10,800 --> 00:28:13,080 And you just fill in the budget saying, 'Oh, yeah, I spent some money on this; 473 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:16,000 'spent some money on that,' pfft, whatever. 474 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:23,360 - After watching this, you might not be receiving that $10,000. - Thanks NZ on air! (BLEEP) it. 475 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:26,400 - Mel. - I won a double pass... 476 00:28:26,680 --> 00:28:29,520 to the movie Evil Dead Rises. 477 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,920 - Oh. How did you win it? - I think we have a video. 478 00:28:32,920 --> 00:28:35,960 - 10 minutes to 7 on the Matt and Jerry Show. 479 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:38,760 So we've got tickets to Evil Dead. 480 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,760 I'm just actually checking what cinema this is, cos Lem from Blenheim is on the line. 481 00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:43,760 Good morning, Lem. 482 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:47,120 - Morning, guys. How are you doing? - Good, thanks, Lem. 483 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:53,440 - You good on the scary movies, Lem? - I think― I do get a little bit scared, but I'lltry. 484 00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:55,440 - OK, yeah. Just take your popcorn. 485 00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:58,800 - Has Lem got a double pass? Can he need to take someone else along to hold their hand? 486 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,480 - A support person? - Yeah. 487 00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:06,640 - Oh, yeah. I'll see. I've got a few Tinders, I'll say that. - Oh, that's a great opportunity. 488 00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:08,720 - Well, enjoy that film, won't you, Lem? 489 00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,000 - BUBBA: Oh my God! - DAI: Amazing! Yeah! 490 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:18,800 - Well, good on you, but that was an amazing piece of radio, wasn't it? (LAUGHTER) 491 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:24,920 - Well, cos I went with Lem, because 'Lem' backwards is 'Mel,' and I thought you would 100% get it. 492 00:29:24,920 --> 00:29:28,440 And then I talked to the producers, and they went, 'He had no idea.' 493 00:29:28,440 --> 00:29:32,640 - No! But I remember that call, and I remember thinking, 494 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:37,600 'This guy Lem's really got something. He's an unusual rooster.' 495 00:29:37,600 --> 00:29:41,320 Ray. - Well, I won this soft toy. 496 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:45,360 Yeah. I won it from a claw machine. 497 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:49,280 It took me an hour and 50 minutes, 498 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:51,960 and I spent $79. (LAUGHTER) 499 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,760 I don't know if you've ever operated a claw machine for so long 500 00:29:55,760 --> 00:30:00,960 that they've started to clear up around you. But that― that... 501 00:30:09,480 --> 00:30:11,480 (GROANS) 502 00:30:11,680 --> 00:30:13,360 It took so long. 503 00:30:13,360 --> 00:30:19,640 - Would there be an argument that the claw machine actually won? (LAUGHTER) 504 00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,480 - I should have set the machine on fire. 505 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,480 - Oh, it's not easy again, is it? 506 00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,800 It would be impossible not to give Bubba five points in this situation, 507 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:37,320 cos that's a proper prize that she needs to get five points for. 508 00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:40,640 - It's pretty impossible not to give me one point as well, to be honest. 509 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:43,080 - I think I'd agree with that. One point for Dai. 510 00:30:43,080 --> 00:30:48,480 And then we have Karen, Mel and Ray. Three points for each of them. 511 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:56,320 - I thought that I would get points for advertising your floundering radio show. (LAUGHS) 512 00:30:56,800 --> 00:30:59,160 - I didn't even know you're on radio. That's so cool you have a new― 513 00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,560 - Exactly! - Wow! (LAUGHTER) 514 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,560 - To be fair, Bubbah, when we first started the show, you didn't even know I was on TV. 515 00:31:07,560 --> 00:31:14,240 More winning and losing coming up, but first, some ads. We'll see you in a moment. 516 00:31:24,040 --> 00:31:26,840 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. What's our next task, Paul? 517 00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:32,440 - I don't want to oversell it, but this task is vaguely interesting. 518 00:31:32,680 --> 00:31:34,680 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 519 00:31:39,840 --> 00:31:41,560 Hello, Bubbah. - Sup, Paul. 520 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:43,560 - Hello, Karen. - Hello. 521 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:47,600 - Hello, Dai. - Paul. Lovely to see you again. 522 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:50,080 - Hello, Mel. - (GASPS) There's a pea. 523 00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,200 - Hello, Ray. - Hello, Paul. 524 00:31:52,200 --> 00:31:54,200 - You go. Read it. 525 00:31:55,440 --> 00:32:01,600 - READ: 'Choose a topic that vaguely interests your whole team the exact same amount.' 526 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:05,560 - 'Write it on this piece of paper, then go to the study.' 527 00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:09,640 - 'You have three minutes. Your time starts now.' 528 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:11,520 - So it can't be something― - Oh, yeah, do we―? 529 00:32:11,520 --> 00:32:13,880 - Like if we went cricket, we're really into it; you're not. - Yeah, that's not gonna work. 530 00:32:13,880 --> 00:32:15,720 - Like, what about, like, a TV show? Or, like― 531 00:32:15,720 --> 00:32:17,480 - Yeah, I was thinking like a― A pelican? 532 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:21,040 - (LAUGHS) That's not a TV show. - That's not a TV show. 533 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:23,280 - Don't say 'Yeah, I was thinking a pelican.' 534 00:32:23,280 --> 00:32:24,560 - Do you love―? - Tax? (LAUGHS) 535 00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:29,000 - Tax doesn't even vaguely interest me. But I do file it. I do do it. 536 00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:32,400 - Uh, what about, like, bananas? - Yeah, bananas. They vaguely interest me. 537 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,680 - Yeah. - There's potassium. - I like to eat them. 538 00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:36,200 - Yeah. There's that. - They're vaguely interesting. 539 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,680 - I used to have them with my cornflakes. 540 00:32:37,680 --> 00:32:40,920 - Cos what's a random thing that we― - Moisturisers. Pfft. - Yeah. 541 00:32:40,920 --> 00:32:44,080 - Like, you use it, but I don't, like― I'm not, like― - I'm sort of aware of them. 542 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:47,480 - Yeah, but I don't know― - Moisturisers. Awesome, Bubbah. - Yeah. 543 00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:49,160 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - All right... 544 00:32:49,160 --> 00:32:50,520 Don't― - Why are you rushing? - Where are you going? 545 00:32:50,520 --> 00:32:52,280 Where are you going, you little sneaky? 546 00:32:52,280 --> 00:32:54,040 (LAUGHTER) 547 00:32:54,040 --> 00:32:56,640 - BUBBAH: My God! He's running! 548 00:32:58,240 --> 00:33:00,640 - Oh no. - Oh no. 549 00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:03,720 - Oh, yes! We're gonna do a podcast! 550 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:08,760 - 'Start a podcast...' - I knew it! Shit. Ass. - '...about your topic.' 551 00:33:08,760 --> 00:33:12,240 - 'Your podcast must be at least 20 minutes long...' 552 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:16,240 - 'And will be released to the public today.' - (LAUGHS) 553 00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:21,280 - 'You must not give any indication that the podcast is a task. Most popular podcast wins.' 554 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:24,640 - 'Your podcast will start recording in 90 seconds.' 555 00:33:24,640 --> 00:33:27,920 - So only 20 minutes? Or can we do an hour? 556 00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:35,600 - So, how did everybody feel about their topics? Mel and Ray? 557 00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:39,680 We've both chosen products that if you bought them together at the supermarket, 558 00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:43,360 the person would ask questions. (LAUGHTER) 559 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,960 - Which topic would you like to learn about first, Jeremy? 560 00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:51,280 - Well, to be honest, I'd say my interest in either of those topics is about the same ― very high. 561 00:33:51,280 --> 00:33:53,280 - Then let's play both. 562 00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:55,320 - Can you give us a count down from five, Paul? 563 00:33:55,320 --> 00:33:57,280 - Three, two, 564 00:33:57,280 --> 00:33:58,480 one. 565 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,960 (QUIRKY, SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) 566 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:05,960 - Kia ora, Aotearoa, and, obviously, the rest of the world, 567 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,080 and welcome to this amazing podcast, Vaguely Interesting. 568 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:14,360 We've got an amazing topic that's come in from a listener, and that topic was obviously moisturiser. 569 00:34:14,360 --> 00:34:17,600 - Hello! - Hello! Welcome to Banana Phones. 570 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:20,040 - Oh, I wanted to do the welcome, but you can go ahead. - No― 571 00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,080 - No, it's fine. You're the man. - No, that's not it. It's not a gender thing. 572 00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,640 I just love bananas so much. I've got some bananas here. 573 00:34:25,640 --> 00:34:29,560 We could maybe― People love it when people chew on microphones. Maybe we could eat and review it. 574 00:34:29,560 --> 00:34:34,560 - This feels like a weird kind of― The other thing is, is that a banana is quite phallic, and it― 575 00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:36,080 - Feels like someone has to eat a banana. 576 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,160 - What do you think― What do you― about moisturiser? 577 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:42,560 - Cos I love a good old moisturiser, except, like, for me, they're just― they're all white, 578 00:34:42,560 --> 00:34:46,480 and then sometimes they don't soak into my skin properly, leaves a bit of a white cast. 579 00:34:46,480 --> 00:34:49,000 - So it sort of looks like you're doing white-face. - Yeah! But I'm not. 580 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,560 - Which I think is probably fine for you to do, but you don't wanna do that. Why would you? 581 00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:53,480 - Yeah, I don't wanna do it. - No. Why would you want to do that? 582 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:57,240 - So do they―? - Well, to get a better life? (LAUGHS) 583 00:34:57,240 --> 00:34:59,880 - What do you think our friends are gonna think of this podcast when it goes out? 584 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,240 Do you think they're gonna be confused? 585 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,880 - No, I don't think they'll be confused at all. 586 00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,640 I reckon our friends are gonna be like, 'Oh, of course they love bananas.' 587 00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:07,320 - DAI: So do you think, as a lesbian... - KAREN: Yes. 588 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:09,600 - ...you were driven away from moisturiser? - Absolutely. 589 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:13,680 - So it's racist, and it's sexist. - Yeah, it's got a lot of questions that need to― 590 00:35:13,680 --> 00:35:15,120 - A lot of 'isms in it. - Yeah. 591 00:35:15,120 --> 00:35:18,840 - My mum always does that. She buys so many bananas. - And the freezer's packed. 592 00:35:18,840 --> 00:35:21,160 - Yeah, there's so many in there. We gonna get them― Banana cake. 593 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,280 But then I went there recently, and she actually made a banana cake that day. 594 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,280 - No! - I don't know if she was trying to impress me. 595 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:29,400 - That's why I reckon you go to coconut oil, cos it's a more appropriate lube as well. 596 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:33,040 - Yeah, it's good. - But this is a dif― That's a topic for a whole different podcast. 597 00:35:33,040 --> 00:35:34,600 - LAUGHS: It's so upsetting. - What? Wh―? 598 00:35:34,600 --> 00:35:38,400 - Just talking to you for, like, 15 minutes while you're gripping a peeled banana. 599 00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:43,040 - How is this―? - Gesturing with it. Like, it's flopping around. It's like― 600 00:35:43,040 --> 00:35:45,560 (LAUGHS) - Oh. Oh, my banana broke for the viewers at home. 601 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,120 - And if you guys have any correspondence about moisturiser, 602 00:35:49,120 --> 00:35:53,560 please email vaguelyintersting@yahoo.hotmail.com. 603 00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,960 - We look forward to hearing all your feedback. - We love yous. 604 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,160 - And goodbye. 605 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,760 (QUIRKY, SERENE MUSIC PLAYS) 606 00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,880 - MEL: Goodnight. - Yeah, g― Goodnight? 607 00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:04,200 - (LAUGHS) You still haven't eaten any of this banana. 608 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,680 - Yeah. It felt incredibly emasculating when it fell off. 609 00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,520 - In terms of monetisation... - I'll make sure the money goes to the right people. 610 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:16,600 - Doesn't sound like it's going to us, though. - It'll go to the Taskmaster. 611 00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:18,840 - That was great. - I don't think― I think they just released it unedited. 612 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:21,520 Or are you editing it? - We'll edit out all the racist stuff Ray said. 613 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:23,880 - OK, that's good. - There was no― I didn't say any racist― 614 00:36:23,880 --> 00:36:29,760 - That's good. Honestly, I was― For a moment there, I thought, 'Hmm...' 615 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:31,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 616 00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:33,240 - Ray, would you please care to explain right now 617 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,800 what racist stuff you were saying that needed to be edited out. 618 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,800 - No, there was― There was― I swear there was― There was nothing. Nothing. 619 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:42,160 - Go on, Ray, you can. - No, no. (LAUGHTER) 620 00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,240 Well, if I've got permission... (LAUGHTER) 621 00:36:45,240 --> 00:36:49,600 - I liked the beginning of the podcast. Things got off to a little bit of a prickly start. 622 00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:51,360 - We actually really enjoyed it, 623 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:55,680 and since releasing the podcast, I've had people come up to me and say, 624 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:59,880 'Where's episode two of the banana podcast?' Like, people have loved it. 625 00:36:59,880 --> 00:37:04,600 - I wouldn't say people loved it. I'd say it's the most divisive thing I've ever done. 626 00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:09,160 I had a lot of people complain to me and tell me I wasted their time. (LAUGHTER) 627 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:14,800 - Well, the numbers don't lie in terms of podcasts, so for Ray and Mel's podcast...? 628 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,800 - Total listens, 362. 629 00:37:18,240 --> 00:37:20,440 - OK. Well, it's certainly something. 630 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:23,840 Well, let's talk about the moisturiser podcast... - Yeah. 631 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:27,000 - ...which seemed to dip into sexuality, race. 632 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:29,640 It was going everywhere. - It was deep. - That was a robust discussion. 633 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:33,680 - And it would have been really nice if we knew that we were allowed to publicise our own podcast. 634 00:37:33,680 --> 00:37:35,280 - So it has been released? - We didn't even know where it was. 635 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:38,600 - I've listened to your podcast. - Was it good? - How? How did you―? 636 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,560 - Because we― - How did you know? 637 00:37:39,560 --> 00:37:42,600 - Because we knew you guys would have to do it, and so we were curious. 638 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:44,080 - But where did you look? Where did you find it? 639 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,400 - Well, do you not know the name of your own podcast? - Yeah, Vaguely Interesting. 640 00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,880 - Right. - Damn it. (LAUGHTER) 641 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:54,640 - I've got a feeling we... - ...sabotaged ourselves. - Yeah, so― Yeah. 642 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,400 - But it doesn't matter, because the content itself we should be proud of, 643 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:58,920 and that's ultimately what we were trying to achieve. 644 00:37:58,920 --> 00:38:01,800 We're not all about who's got the most followers. Yeah. - So, um... 645 00:38:01,800 --> 00:38:05,360 - Hold on. You're running yourself down. You haven't even heard your numbers. 646 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:10,040 - So, 'Vaguely Interesting,' nine listens. (LAUGHTER) 647 00:38:10,400 --> 00:38:15,480 One of whom was Melanie Bracewell. - The other one was Ray. - Yeah, I listened as well. 648 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:23,400 - I am actually very surprised it has― Considering we didn't even know it was released. I'm very surprised. 649 00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:28,360 - The numbers don't lie. Obviously, Mel and Ray need to get five points. 650 00:38:28,360 --> 00:38:31,640 - OK. - Yes! - And two points for you guys. 651 00:38:32,480 --> 00:38:36,640 That's enough mindless chatter for now. It's time for you to have an interesting, engaging, 652 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:44,720 research-based conversation with the person sitting next to you. We'll see you after the break. 653 00:38:54,520 --> 00:39:00,960 - Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome to part five of episode eight of season four of Taskmaster New Zealand. 654 00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,800 We're just about to see our comedians attempt a live task, 655 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:07,440 but before we do, Paul, can you just give us a scoreboard update, please? 656 00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:14,040 - With a three-point lead out in first, it's Ray O'Leary. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 657 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:21,760 - OK, everyone, please proceed up the stairs for the final live task. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 658 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:27,680 What are we doing tonight, Paul? - Well, I'd love to hang out if you're free after the show. 659 00:39:27,680 --> 00:39:32,680 But for now, Bubbah will be reading a task to the other contestants. 660 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:35,240 - READS: 'Survive the Great Flour Bluff. 661 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:40,360 'Don the goggles and face the barrel of the vacuum cleaner, which is loaded with flour. 662 00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:45,960 'You can ask the Taskmaster if the vacuum is set to on or off, but he does not have to answertruthfully. 663 00:39:45,960 --> 00:39:50,680 'You can then ask him to flick the switch one more time, and then you must connect the powersupply. 664 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:54,320 'The person who survives the most rounds of roulette wins.' (LAUGHTER) 665 00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,080 - Awesome. - So, Bubbah, you're gonna go first. 666 00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,960 Please, don these goggles. - Oh... 667 00:40:01,160 --> 00:40:03,160 (LAUGHS) Oh man... 668 00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:06,640 Oh, yeah, what's your favourite colour? - Blue. 669 00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,320 - What's your favourite food? - Red. 670 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:12,200 - How much is in your bank account? - Green. - (LAUGHS) Oh my gosh. 671 00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:14,280 I feel like it's, um, off. 672 00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:17,920 (VACUUM ROARS, LAUGHTER) (SHRIEKS) 673 00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:19,920 Far out! 674 00:40:21,080 --> 00:40:22,800 Oh my God! 675 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:24,800 - Dai Henwood, please. 676 00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:29,760 - Is the vacuum cleaner silver? - No. 677 00:40:29,920 --> 00:40:32,360 - Is the switch pointing 678 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,240 towards me? - Yes. 679 00:40:36,040 --> 00:40:38,040 - Rock and roll. 680 00:40:38,680 --> 00:40:41,080 Safe. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 681 00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,680 - That's one point to Dai. 682 00:40:46,560 --> 00:40:49,760 - Do you like broccoli blanched? - Yes. 683 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,400 - Let's roll! 684 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:55,200 Safe! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 685 00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:58,400 - So that's a second point for Dai. 686 00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:01,240 - What the hell. 687 00:41:01,240 --> 00:41:03,440 (VACUUM ROARS, LAUGHTER) 688 00:41:11,640 --> 00:41:13,320 Boom time! (LAUGHTER) 689 00:41:13,320 --> 00:41:15,200 - Dai is eliminated. 690 00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:16,320 Karen. - Yeah. 691 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:19,320 - The score to beat currently is two. 692 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,600 - At the moment, is that thing switched on? - Yes. 693 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:26,400 - Turn it to the other way, please. 694 00:41:28,160 --> 00:41:29,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 695 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:31,920 - Safe. - OK. 696 00:41:34,560 --> 00:41:37,040 Is it currently switched off? 697 00:41:37,240 --> 00:41:39,240 - Yes. 698 00:41:40,640 --> 00:41:42,640 - Safe. 699 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,200 - Is it switched to off? 700 00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,400 - Yes. - Change it, man. 701 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:55,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Safe. 702 00:41:56,960 --> 00:41:59,680 - Is it still where it was before? - No. 703 00:41:59,680 --> 00:42:02,080 - Are you telling the truth? - No. 704 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,240 - So it is where it was before? - No. 705 00:42:04,240 --> 00:42:06,240 - Yes? - No. - Cool. 706 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:09,200 (VACUUM ROARS, GROANING, LAUGHTER) 707 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:11,280 - Ugh! Why am I right here? 708 00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:16,960 - Karen survived three. She is currently in the lead. Mel's next. 709 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:19,160 - OK. I've got 'em, Jeremy. 710 00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:21,480 Oh, you've started! 711 00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:24,640 - I've finished. - Jeremy, is it on? 712 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,640 - No. 713 00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:29,120 - Jeremy, do you like me? - Yes. 714 00:42:29,280 --> 00:42:31,280 - This could be very sad. 715 00:42:31,440 --> 00:42:34,120 (VACUUM ROARS, EXCLAIMING, LAUGHTER) 716 00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,120 - You lied to me, Jeremy. 717 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:39,520 - So Mel survived no rounds and is eliminated. 718 00:42:39,520 --> 00:42:41,680 - There's room on the bench. - Hello. 719 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:43,680 - Ray. 720 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:47,360 The score to beat is three from Karen. 721 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:52,600 - Do you wanna see me with a face full of flour? - Yes. 722 00:42:52,600 --> 00:42:54,080 (LAUGHTER) 723 00:42:54,080 --> 00:42:57,160 - Could you please switch it? - Yes. 724 00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:00,440 (VACUUM ROARS, LAUGHTER, GROANING) 725 00:43:01,480 --> 00:43:03,480 - (GROANS, LAUGHS) 726 00:43:03,840 --> 00:43:05,840 (COUGHS) 727 00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:11,000 (AUDIENCE GROANS) - It's disgusting. That's it. 728 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:14,000 - Oh, got a― got a kick to it. (LAUGHTER) 729 00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:17,080 - OK, Paul, let's head down and score. 730 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 731 00:43:19,360 --> 00:43:21,560 (TASKMASTER THEME MUSIC) 732 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:26,320 - Let's score that wonderful task. 733 00:43:26,720 --> 00:43:30,080 - Bubbah, Mel and Ray survived zero rounds. 734 00:43:30,080 --> 00:43:31,880 Dai survived two, 735 00:43:31,880 --> 00:43:38,080 and the winner of the live task was Karen, who survived three. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 736 00:43:38,080 --> 00:43:40,400 So one point for Bubbah, Mel and Ray. - Yep. 737 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:46,400 - Three points for Dai, and five points for Karen O'Leary. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 738 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,880 - OK, so what does that mean for tonight's scores? 739 00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:56,680 - It means he's finally won an episode. The winner of episode eight is Ray O'Leary! 740 00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:58,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 741 00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:03,480 - Congratulations. Please head to the stage and collect your prizes 742 00:44:03,480 --> 00:44:10,200 and get ready for the night of your life, Ray. You've earned it. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 743 00:44:10,200 --> 00:44:14,440 Thanks so much for joining us for another wildly successful episode of Taskmaster. 744 00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:19,280 We learnt that not having anything to say isn't a barrier to starting a podcast. 745 00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:25,280 Most importantly, we learnt that Ray O'Leary is the winner of episode eight. 746 00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:31,560 Ka kite, everybody. Ma te wa. We'll see you next time. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 747 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,560 Captions by John Gibbs. Edited by Julie Taylor. 748 00:44:35,560 --> 00:44:39,560 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 749 00:44:39,560 --> 00:44:42,640 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2023 750 00:44:46,440 --> 00:44:50,760 - # When the kids have gone to bed, I'll ram-raid your knickers! # 751 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,680 - 'When the kids have gone to bed, I'll ram-raid your knickers.' - Yeah. (LAUGHS) 752 00:44:54,680 --> 00:44:55,840 Look at me dance. 753 00:44:55,840 --> 00:44:59,200 - You guys are idiots, clearly. Think of that.