1 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,480 - Hello. 2 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,240 - Hey. 3 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,240 - Two... 4 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,040 - Come on! 5 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:11,600 - Whee-hee! 6 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,520 - That's for the haters. 7 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,160 - (GRUNTS) 8 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,760 - Clink, clink. 9 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,920 - Chicken Little. - Chee! 10 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,840 - Pow-pow-pow! 11 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:21,680 Oh! - No! - Yaargh! 12 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,680 - Hee-hee-hee! 13 00:00:25,680 --> 00:00:27,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 14 00:00:28,360 --> 00:00:31,440 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2024 15 00:00:32,440 --> 00:00:34,440 (DING!) 16 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:39,640 - Kia ora koutou katoa, and welcome to Taskmaster. 17 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:47,120 My name is Jeremy Wells, and it has taken years for me to reach the incredible status I havetoday. 18 00:00:47,120 --> 00:00:50,880 I joined the television industry as a Task Officer, 19 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,440 before working my way up to Task Lieutenant, 20 00:00:54,440 --> 00:00:56,440 then Task Commander 21 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,280 and Task Rear Admiral, 22 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:05,840 until five years ago, when I was promoted to the highest rank in New Zealand television. 23 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:09,400 That's right. I'm now the Taskmaster. 24 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 25 00:01:11,080 --> 00:01:13,080 Thank you. 26 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:20,440 Tonight I will sit in a chair that Caligula would describe as tasteful and understated 27 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:24,480 and watch as five comedians perform a series of ridiculous tasks, 28 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:27,160 all in the hopes of winning this ― 29 00:01:27,960 --> 00:01:29,960 AUDIENCE: Ooh! 30 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:34,880 a magnificent golden trophy that took three hours to make. 31 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:37,800 And my head was covered in goo the whole time. 32 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:42,200 And let me be the first to tell you, it was not worth it. 33 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,240 Competing for this trophy, please welcome... 34 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,240 Abbie Howells, 35 00:01:48,360 --> 00:01:50,360 Ben Hurley, 36 00:01:50,960 --> 00:01:52,960 Hayley Sproull 37 00:01:53,640 --> 00:01:55,640 and Tom Sainsbury. 38 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:59,920 And in lieu of Tofiga Fepulea'i tonight, 39 00:01:59,920 --> 00:02:04,800 back again, it's your friend and my colleague, Matt Heath! 40 00:02:04,800 --> 00:02:06,800 (APPLAUSE) 41 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,720 And beside me, as always, is my assistant. 42 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:16,880 He has the gentle energy of someone who has either never been in a violent situation 43 00:02:16,880 --> 00:02:20,920 or has otherwise committed dozens of murders. 44 00:02:20,920 --> 00:02:25,120 Please put your hands together for Paul Williams. 45 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,120 (APPLAUSE) 46 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:32,040 - Jeremy, I was wondering if, before we get started, you could sign my petition. 47 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,920 - What's it a petition for? 48 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:37,640 - You know when you go to, like, a sit-down restaurant, and you get a burger? 49 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,640 The burger's too tall. 50 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:41,640 Like, I can't fit it in my mouth. 51 00:02:41,640 --> 00:02:47,800 I'm sorry, but if you have to stick a knife down through it to keep it together, that burger istoo tall. 52 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:50,720 - OK. So you want me to sign something? 53 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,160 - Just on that, please. - It's a blank piece of paper. 54 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:58,560 - OK, you got me. I wanted your autograph for my niece. 55 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:05,840 If you could make it out to her. - What's her name? - Her name is Paul Williams. 56 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,400 - Is that what you want? - Yes, please. 57 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:13,560 - God help me. 58 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,120 - Thank you. 59 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:22,440 - OK. What's our prize task tonight, Paul? 60 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:28,520 - Tonight we've asked our contestants to bring in the best thing that makes you go, 61 00:03:28,520 --> 00:03:31,120 'Hmm. I don't know about that.' 62 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:34,440 - So let's start with Matt. 63 00:03:34,440 --> 00:03:37,400 You are in here as a surrogate for Tofiga. 64 00:03:37,400 --> 00:03:38,280 What have you brought in? 65 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,440 - Well, it's something that I've dipped into a couple of times, 66 00:03:41,440 --> 00:03:43,240 but it's still quite a big mystery to me. 67 00:03:43,240 --> 00:03:46,840 But it's the woman's reproductive system. 68 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:52,320 - Haven't you got two children? 69 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:56,840 - Yeah, but I can't see in there when that's happening, if you know what I mean. 70 00:03:56,840 --> 00:03:58,960 - Tom, do you reckon you can better that? 71 00:03:58,960 --> 00:04:03,080 - Look, I found mine at a market, and I thought, 'Hmm, I don't know about that.' 72 00:04:03,080 --> 00:04:05,760 I've named her... - HAYLEY: Ohh! 73 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:10,040 - I've named her Abby Hayley. - Oh, thank you. - What a lovely name. 74 00:04:10,040 --> 00:04:15,840 - And you might not realise that, but if you peel up her skirt, you'll find a toilet roll in there. 75 00:04:15,840 --> 00:04:19,040 - Wow. - Tom, you can't confuse Matt like this. 76 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:23,520 Like, pull up the woman's skirt and there's a toilet roll in there? - I know. 77 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,400 He already doesn't know. 78 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:27,360 - Is that normal? 79 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,360 - Sometimes. 80 00:04:29,800 --> 00:04:31,800 (LAUGHTER) 81 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,320 - So, what is the practical reason for it? 82 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:39,280 Because are you just keeping your toilet roll warm? 83 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:43,400 - I think it was an idea that seeing a toilet roll was somehow revolting. 84 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:45,800 - It was unseemly. Unsightly. - Unseemly. Yeah. 85 00:04:45,800 --> 00:04:49,400 - That's way more unsightly, though, isn't it? 86 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,040 - Abby? - Yes? 87 00:04:51,040 --> 00:04:53,960 - What's something that you went, 'Hmm. I don't know about that'? 88 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,840 - Well, I brought in my friend Eric. 89 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,560 (LAUGHTER) 90 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:04,480 - And I'm actually here to advocate for him, because initially you'd be like, 91 00:05:04,480 --> 00:05:10,760 'Oh, I don't know about that. That's a ventriloquist dummy with a dirty Phantom of the Opera mask on it.' 92 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:15,240 So, Eric was actually in my first ever solo stand-up show I did, 93 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,560 and we travelled all over the world together. 94 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,200 - Can you do Eric's voice for us? 95 00:05:19,200 --> 00:05:26,480 - He was like, (FRENCH ACCENT) Hello, Abby! I love women's comedy. I support you so much! 96 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,920 - Ben? - So, I get motion sickness. 97 00:05:29,920 --> 00:05:35,720 I get car sickness, which I think we can all agree is both sexy and cool. 98 00:05:35,880 --> 00:05:40,520 So I went on the internet to try and find a cure, cos I'd tried everything. 99 00:05:40,520 --> 00:05:43,520 And, um, I purchased these. - Oh, no. 100 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,880 - They are glasses that you put on. 101 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:54,280 And they have liquid in them, so that you have an equilibrium at all times. 102 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:55,920 And do they work? 103 00:05:55,920 --> 00:05:58,320 Hmm. I don't know about that. 104 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:00,320 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 105 00:06:02,280 --> 00:06:04,400 - Hayley, what did you bring in? 106 00:06:04,400 --> 00:06:08,000 - I've actually brought in this cuck chair. 107 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,720 (LAUGHTER) 108 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:13,760 Now, the winner of tonight's show doesn't get this chair, 109 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,400 but what they do get is to come over to my house. 110 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,240 They can sit in that chair 111 00:06:18,240 --> 00:06:23,960 and then either myself or my partner, Aaron, will make love to either someone who wins it 112 00:06:23,960 --> 00:06:25,720 or their partner or spouse. 113 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:27,720 - Hmm. Tell me more. 114 00:06:29,720 --> 00:06:31,960 - What a prize that would be. Jeepers. 115 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:34,360 And so we get to see all of these things...? 116 00:06:34,360 --> 00:06:36,840 - To be honest, it's actually open to anyone and everyone watching. 117 00:06:36,840 --> 00:06:38,360 They can come over and sit in my cuck chair. 118 00:06:38,360 --> 00:06:39,640 - OK. - Yourself included, Jeremy. 119 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:43,480 - And while there's a lot of motion going on, these would come in handy. 120 00:06:43,480 --> 00:06:46,080 - So I'm gonna have to score this. 121 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,080 The Abby Hayley? 122 00:06:48,160 --> 00:06:51,040 My grandmother actually had one of those, so I'm quite familiar with them. 123 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:54,200 So I'm gonna give you one point for that, because I've seen a lot of those. 124 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:58,200 Matt, very familiar with the female reproductive system myself. 125 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,240 - Yee-yah! - Two points there. - Great. 126 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:03,640 - Not only the master of tasks! 127 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,600 - Three points for Ben's motion sickness glasses. 128 00:07:08,880 --> 00:07:13,320 Four points, only just, is that horrific ventriloquist dummy that came in. 129 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:15,320 - He's an ally, Jeremy. 130 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,240 - And five points for you, Hayley. - Thank you. 131 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,240 (APPLAUSE) 132 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:25,480 - OK. So what is our first proper task, Paul? 133 00:07:25,480 --> 00:07:29,080 - It's time to bring some order to the chaos. 134 00:07:29,640 --> 00:07:31,640 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 135 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,080 - Hello, Tofiga. - Hello, Paul. 136 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:40,800 - Hello. - Hello, Abby. 137 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,680 - Oh. - Hello, Ben. - Hi. 138 00:07:42,680 --> 00:07:44,040 - This looks exciting. 139 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,080 - What a strange collection of goods. 140 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:50,200 - Space these objects out in the right order. 141 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:53,960 - Fastest and most accurate object order wins. 142 00:07:53,960 --> 00:07:55,360 - You have 10 minutes. 143 00:07:55,360 --> 00:07:57,360 - Your time... 144 00:07:57,600 --> 00:07:59,600 starts... now. 145 00:07:59,760 --> 00:08:01,840 - The right order for what? 146 00:08:02,120 --> 00:08:04,800 Is this one object? - Mm-hm. - OK. 147 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,800 - All right, let's get on to it. Whose ordering are we gonna see first? 148 00:08:10,800 --> 00:08:14,680 - Up first, it's Ben Hayley and Hurley Sproull. 149 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:16,920 - In the right order. 150 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:18,880 - Has this got anything useful in here? 151 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,080 - Anna. 152 00:08:20,080 --> 00:08:21,480 Anna. Anna. 153 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:22,840 - Those are mine. 154 00:08:22,840 --> 00:08:23,920 - Yeah. 155 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,200 - Property of Paul. Bit odd. 156 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,560 - That's a chocolate bar. That's a fork. 157 00:08:28,560 --> 00:08:31,400 - That's a temperature. - A satin handkerchief. 158 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:33,680 - Venus flytrap. - A plate of soil. 159 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:36,040 - And a shoe with some pita bread. 160 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:37,840 - These don't make a great deal of sense to me. 161 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,000 - I'm just gonna put it in alphabetical order. 162 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:42,680 T-U-V... Paul's pervert folder. 163 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:44,040 P. 164 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:45,200 There we go. 165 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:46,640 - It's not correct. - It's not correct? 166 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,320 - Is it the story of man? 167 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:51,520 The Sun started it all, didn't it? And that's sort of the temperature there. 168 00:08:51,520 --> 00:08:53,680 - So you've walked to get some bread, 169 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:55,720 and you've eaten the bread, and that's your dessert. 170 00:08:55,720 --> 00:08:57,400 - Boom! Earth. 171 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,960 Sprung life... 172 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:02,840 and then we sort of evolved from life to... man. 173 00:09:03,080 --> 00:09:07,480 Then man was like, 'Ohh, I'm bloody hungry.' 174 00:09:07,480 --> 00:09:09,520 So he learned how to eat. 175 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:12,800 - And then, on the way home, you see a nice Venus flytrap. 176 00:09:12,800 --> 00:09:15,920 Then it's its story of how it eats. 177 00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:19,040 - OK, so that's kind of setting up the sequel. - Yeah, the sequel. Yeah. 178 00:09:19,040 --> 00:09:20,800 - Got you. Well, it's not that. 179 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,320 - Uh, this― - (SNEEZES) - Bless you. 180 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:24,800 - (SNEEZES) 181 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:27,760 - Are you allergic to the plants, maybe? - I'm allergic to your bullshit. 182 00:09:27,760 --> 00:09:31,520 - Whoa! - Sorry. Sorry about that. (LAUGHTER) 183 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,520 - Maybe it's just size. 184 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:36,040 Yep. 185 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:37,880 - No, sorry. - Oh, not again? 186 00:09:37,880 --> 00:09:39,800 - Is that the order? - That's not the order. 187 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:41,800 - Is that the order? - That's not the order. 188 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:45,280 - Is that the order? - That's not the order. 189 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:49,640 Uh, it's hard to tell what the order is there. 190 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,800 - Do you know what? I give up. 191 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,400 I'm just gonna enjoy myself for 20 seconds. 192 00:09:55,880 --> 00:09:58,080 - You've got one minute and seven seconds. 193 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,880 - Oh. - Did you put that in the dirt? 194 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,920 - Yeah. 195 00:10:02,920 --> 00:10:03,840 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 196 00:10:03,840 --> 00:10:06,440 - OK. - Thank you, Ben. - Hooray. 197 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,440 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 198 00:10:10,360 --> 00:10:13,720 - OK, Paul. Well, before we go on, I think we probably need to address 199 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,440 your swearing, your rudeness towards Hayley. - (SIGHS) 200 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:18,680 - Would you like to apologise to Hayley for that? 201 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,680 - I'm sorry, Hayley. 202 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:28,800 I will say, I knew that as soon as she agreed to come on the show that I was gonna have allergyflare-ups. 203 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:32,480 Because I am legit allergic to her bullshit. 204 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:33,440 (LAUGHTER) 205 00:10:33,440 --> 00:10:36,400 - I'm still bamboozled by that, by the way. I have no idea. - Yeah. 206 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:40,640 You know what? I don't want any points. That task was dumb. 207 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:44,760 - All right, stop everything ― it's time to go to an ad break and sell some stuff. 208 00:10:44,760 --> 00:10:50,240 Why not entertain yourself by putting all the products in order from most to least evil? 209 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:52,240 We'll see you soon. 210 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:53,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 211 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:01,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 212 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:05,600 Kia ora koutou, and welcome back to Taskmaster. 213 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:10,640 Before the break, we were watching comedians attempt to put eight objects in a specific order, 214 00:11:10,640 --> 00:11:15,320 because it's season five and we're running out of ideas. 215 00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:19,880 Who's up next, Paul? - Let me put the sentence in alphabetical order. 216 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:23,760 Abby and Howells, it's Sainsbury Tom. 217 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:28,240 - Anna Nicole, Anna Paquin, 218 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:29,880 Anna N―, Anna, um... 219 00:11:29,880 --> 00:11:31,480 Su-suh-supuhsa. 220 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:33,480 - Annas. These are all Annas. 221 00:11:33,480 --> 00:11:36,600 - They're mine. - (CHUCKLES) I love my Annas! 222 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,840 - No, they're notyourAnnas. - They're your Annas. 223 00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:40,040 - Thank you. - My apologies. 224 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,120 - Peter shoe. Peter... Pan. Peter... 225 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:47,040 - Oh, and there's a foot in the wastepaper basket. 226 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,040 - Blue toe. - You don't need to put that in there. 227 00:11:49,040 --> 00:11:51,040 - Oh, I don't need to? - No, that's just rubbish. 228 00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,440 - That's nothing. OK. 229 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,520 - Sainsbury brain, don't fail me now. 230 00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,000 - Blue toe. 231 00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:01,840 - So, Snickers. Or is that a Mars? Can I just check ― is it a Mars? 232 00:12:01,840 --> 00:12:03,280 I'm not familiar with these. - You can check. 233 00:12:03,280 --> 00:12:05,280 - It's a Mars. 234 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,840 - They're the planets. 235 00:12:08,840 --> 00:12:11,520 AUDIENCE: Ooh! - Pluto's not a planet any more. 236 00:12:11,520 --> 00:12:13,520 - Venus― OK, I've got it. 237 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,880 - (BLEEP), autism rules! 238 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,880 Pattern recognition! 239 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,480 (LAUGHS) 240 00:12:19,480 --> 00:12:21,120 My man! 241 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:23,040 OK. Mercury. 242 00:12:23,040 --> 00:12:24,880 Venus. 243 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:25,840 Earth. 244 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:28,000 - We've got Mars and we've got Venus. 245 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,720 - Mars... 246 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,720 Jupiter. 'Ju-pita'. 247 00:12:32,040 --> 00:12:33,680 - 'Shoe-pita'. 248 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:35,120 Oh! 249 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:37,120 - Satin - this is Saturn. 250 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,160 Um... 251 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:42,120 Neptune ― it's like a tuning fork. 252 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:44,560 - It's Neptune. It's his trident. 253 00:12:44,560 --> 00:12:46,680 Your... Annas. 254 00:12:47,040 --> 00:12:48,160 Uranus. 255 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:50,160 (LAUGHTER) 256 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:52,160 - I've stopped the clock. 257 00:12:52,160 --> 00:12:54,760 - Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars. 258 00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,840 Jupiter. Saturn. Uranus. Neptune. 259 00:12:58,240 --> 00:12:59,320 Pluto. 260 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,720 Ah! I feel alive. I feel electric. 261 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:05,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 262 00:13:09,160 --> 00:13:12,960 - Well, first off, Abby, congratulations on the autism. 263 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,560 - Thank you so much. 264 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,920 It's an honour and a privilege. 265 00:13:16,920 --> 00:13:20,360 - That was really good. - This all makes me think maybe I need to get tested. 266 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,360 (LAUGHTER) 267 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:25,920 - That was the test. - Oh! 268 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:29,480 - Congratulations. You're in the club. - Oh my God! Yay! 269 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:32,360 Don't look me in the eyes. (LAUGHS) 270 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,320 - How did watching that make you guys feel? 271 00:13:37,640 --> 00:13:39,640 Just real dumb. 272 00:13:41,800 --> 00:13:42,800 - Yeah, pretty dumb. 273 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:48,080 On the bright side, I don't have to wear headphones at concerts. 274 00:13:49,080 --> 00:13:51,080 - HAYLEY: Jesus. 275 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:52,640 (LAUGHTER) 276 00:13:52,640 --> 00:13:56,920 - I went to a concert, and I did wear some headphones. 277 00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:02,600 I know we're thinking, I bet everyone thinks I looked real cool! 278 00:14:02,600 --> 00:14:07,360 - OK, by my calculations, we've still got one comedian left, Paul. 279 00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:10,880 - Correct, Jeremy. And even if you're terrible at putting things in order, 280 00:14:10,880 --> 00:14:13,520 I'm sure you can probably guess who's coming up next. 281 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,440 It's Tofiga. 282 00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:17,000 - Oh! 283 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:20,040 What's her name, again? - Anna Paquin. - Ah! 284 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,840 Well, why have you got all these pictures? 285 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,640 - Those are my Annas. - Your Annas? 286 00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:26,640 - Yeah. 287 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,520 - OK. What sort of plant's this? - It's a Venus flytrap. 288 00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,960 - A what? - Venus flytrap. - A Venus flytrap? 289 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,960 - It traps flies. 290 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:37,600 - Just flies? 291 00:14:37,600 --> 00:14:38,960 - Why are you asking? 292 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,800 - Just wondering if you wanted to trap Anna Paquin. 293 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,800 Fork. Oh... 294 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:46,720 Now I know why the folk's there. - Why? 295 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:50,360 - Cos I'm wondering what the forkthis is all about, man. 296 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:51,680 - Are you enjoying this one? 297 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:54,920 - It's probably my favourite task of all time. 298 00:14:54,920 --> 00:14:58,040 I just wish I had my family here just to witness it. 299 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,000 - You've got four minutes and 22 seconds. 300 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:03,120 - Thank you, Paul. That's really helping me. 301 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:05,120 - It's OK. 302 00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:09,440 - Might help me think. 303 00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,440 - It does still need to be in the order, though. 304 00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:14,320 - Oh, yeah. I'll leave a little bit. 305 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:18,160 I just have to get the order right. I don't have to explain what it's supposed to mean, eh? 306 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:20,160 - Yeah. 307 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:23,040 That is not the correct order. 308 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:25,560 That's not right. 309 00:15:25,600 --> 00:15:27,960 It's not right, but you're not that far off. 310 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:29,960 - Not that far off? 311 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:32,520 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 312 00:15:32,520 --> 00:15:34,800 - It's quite a stink task. - OK. 313 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:37,440 - That's 10 minutes I can't get back in my life, Paul. 314 00:15:37,440 --> 00:15:41,320 I could have spent that with my kids, doing their maths homework, 315 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:43,280 telling them a story before they go to bed. 316 00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:46,360 But you asked me to come here and do this. 317 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,320 (LAUGHTER) 318 00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,840 Thanks, Paul. 319 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,840 - Thank you, Tofiga. 320 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:53,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 321 00:15:55,240 --> 00:16:02,080 - OK, Paul, would you like to publicly apologise to Tofiga for taking him away from his kids? 322 00:16:02,080 --> 00:16:04,080 - Sorry, Tofiga. 323 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,160 - That's a heartfelt apology. - Yeah. 324 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:09,160 - (SNEEZES) 325 00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:11,120 (LAUGHTER) 326 00:16:11,120 --> 00:16:14,120 - Sorry. I'm just having a flare-up. 327 00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:22,560 - Matt, would you like to explain whether or not you thought Tofiga was being sarcastic when he said that...? 328 00:16:22,560 --> 00:16:28,440 - No. No, he wasn't. And we at Team Tofiga, we don't approve of that task. 329 00:16:28,560 --> 00:16:31,600 I don't think we even want to be part of that order. I don't approve. 330 00:16:31,600 --> 00:16:34,080 - Same. - I'll join you on that. 331 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,400 - We actually might just boycott that. 332 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:40,120 - And I think, like, we're a majority now, so I reckon that task gets stricken from the record. 333 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:41,000 - Yeah. 334 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:44,800 - I mean, I think, luckily, you aren't a part of it, cos you get no points at all. 335 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:46,200 So I think that's fine. 336 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,760 - No, but still, you're notnotgiving us no points. 337 00:16:48,760 --> 00:16:50,800 We're not taking the points. 338 00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:53,280 - We don't want your points. - We don't want your points. - Don't want the points. 339 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,760 - So if I gave you points, you wouldn't take them? 340 00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:58,560 - Well, how many are you offering? 341 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,760 (LAUGHTER) 342 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:03,160 - How are we gonna divvy up the points, Paul? - Well, so, it was timed. 343 00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:07,520 Tom and Abby the only two to successfully order the items ― 344 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:10,520 Tom in eight minutes and 54 seconds; 345 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:12,960 Abby in four minutes and 10 seconds. 346 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:15,960 - Holy! Abby! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 347 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,960 - That's impressive. 348 00:17:19,040 --> 00:17:21,960 - So how would you like to score it? - Probably a four and a five. 349 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,840 - So four for Tom? - Yeah. - And five points for Abby Howells. 350 00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:28,800 - It's only fair. 351 00:17:28,800 --> 00:17:32,040 OK, so where does that leave the episode score so far, Paul? 352 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,920 - Out in first, with nine points, Abby Howells. 353 00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:43,920 - Now, Paul, these tasks are just like a potato snack that I'm not allowed to name. 354 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:47,640 I have popped, and I cannot stop. Give me another one, please. 355 00:17:47,640 --> 00:17:54,120 - It's another team task, and it's time for a good old-fashioned boxing match. 356 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,120 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 357 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,160 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 358 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,160 - Oooh! - Oooh! 359 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:06,520 - Oh, wow! OK. 360 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:09,080 - Hey, Paul. - God, this is exciting. 361 00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,160 - Kia ora, Paulie. - Kia ora. - You go, mate. 362 00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:18,000 Oh, OK. Build the tallest skyscraper out of the boxes without leaving your designated areas. 363 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,880 - One person will build, the other two will supply boxes. 364 00:18:21,880 --> 00:18:27,040 - The supplier may request a box by asking Paul for it by number. 365 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,240 - That supplier must do an impression... 366 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:32,240 ...of the person written on the box. 367 00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:35,600 - If the builder guesses the impression correctly, 368 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,440 ...the supplier may supply it. 369 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,000 - The builder may not request a new box... 370 00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,480 ...until the last impression has been guessed. 371 00:18:43,480 --> 00:18:48,560 - If you cheat, Paul will knock over your skyscraper and you must start again. 372 00:18:48,560 --> 00:18:50,200 - Tallest skyscraper wins. 373 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,720 - You have one minute to discuss your roles and 15 minutes to build. 374 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:57,040 - Your time starts now. - I reckon you be the impressionist. 375 00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:58,320 - And you be the builder? - Mm. 376 00:18:58,320 --> 00:19:00,280 - Do you want me to be the builder? - Yeah, you go builder. 377 00:19:00,280 --> 00:19:03,120 - I'm confident to be in here. - Yeah, I trust you. 378 00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:08,120 - OK. And we'll do the impressions. - Yeah. Oh boy! - (LAUGHS) 379 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:09,560 (APPLAUSE) 380 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:14,920 - How quick was Ben Hurley to say. 'Right, Hayley, you do the acting, and I'm gonna do the building'? 381 00:19:14,920 --> 00:19:16,600 Building's for boys. Acting's for girls. 382 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:22,280 - No. Hayley spent $38,000 on an acting degree that she's never used. 383 00:19:22,280 --> 00:19:23,560 (LAUGHTER) 384 00:19:23,560 --> 00:19:25,000 - Right, who's first? 385 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,920 - It's the team of three. 386 00:19:26,920 --> 00:19:29,480 Suppliers ready? - We're ready. - Yessir! 387 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,480 - Builder ready? - Ready! 388 00:19:31,480 --> 00:19:34,760 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - Let's go for number 29. 389 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:39,240 Made a beautiful house out of gingerbread! 390 00:19:39,240 --> 00:19:43,000 - Oh, the Witch from Hansel and Gretel. - Yes! You got it! 391 00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:46,200 - Go, go, go, go! - OK, let's go for number 45. 392 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:50,120 Wahh-wahh... I'm a bit of a star man, you might say. 393 00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:52,920 - Oh, David Bowie. - Yes! (LAUGHS) 394 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:54,600 You do one. 395 00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:57,080 - Ee! Ee! Ee! Ee! - Norman Bates? 396 00:19:57,800 --> 00:19:59,240 Um, Alfred Hitchcock. 397 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,960 Oh. His mother. Mother― 398 00:20:00,960 --> 00:20:04,320 - No. - Ee... Ee... (LAUGHS) 399 00:20:04,640 --> 00:20:06,360 - You're holding a knife. - From? 400 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,720 - Psycho. - Yeah! 401 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:09,760 - A knife from Psycho. - Yeah! 402 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:10,920 - That's not a character! 403 00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,920 - Let's go with 53. 404 00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:14,920 Oooh! - Marilyn Monroe? 405 00:20:14,920 --> 00:20:16,120 - I'm chocolate. 406 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:18,960 I melt in the mouth, not in the hand. 407 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:22,040 - You're the Green M&M? - Yeah! - Correct. 408 00:20:22,240 --> 00:20:24,400 - You go for it. - Uh, number 4. 409 00:20:24,400 --> 00:20:26,240 I don't even know who this is. 410 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,600 - Shall we just say his name so we can go on to the next one? 411 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,680 - Yeah. - Ernest Rutherford! (BUZZ!) 412 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:34,080 Oh no! Oh no! 413 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:35,600 I'm so sorry. 414 00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,120 - 14. - Yes. 415 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:39,120 - Please be easy. 416 00:20:40,360 --> 00:20:42,160 Oh, I really love doing magic. 417 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:45,520 - Harry Potter. - Who acts as Harry Potter? - Oh, Daniel Radcliffe. 418 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,520 - Different character. - Is it a different character? 419 00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:50,560 - Oh, gosh. - I didn't even watch Harry Potter. 420 00:20:50,560 --> 00:20:52,960 I'm sitting on my... - Chair? 421 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,320 Seat? Arse. 422 00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,320 - Not the top, but the... 423 00:20:57,520 --> 00:21:01,160 - Bottom. Neville Longbottom. - Yeah! - Thank God. Thank you. 424 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:02,400 - Number 6. 425 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:06,720 I'm American, and I love to fly jet planes in the army. 426 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,600 - Tom Cruise? - Yeah! 427 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:11,600 - Wait. In what―? - Tom Cruise in Top Gun? - Correct. 428 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,480 - That's the one. - Can we have number 10, please? 429 00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:15,160 That's hot! 430 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:16,640 - Yeah. Paris Hilton? 431 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:18,640 - Yes! Oh! 432 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,680 - Number 9. Thank you. 433 00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:25,920 Rarr! Many millions of years ago... 434 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,080 - Yes, this is good. - You're a dinosaur? 435 00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,280 - Yep. - Are you a species of dinosaur? 436 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,040 - Yes. 437 00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,960 - Velociraptor. - Correct. - Yes, that's right. 438 00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:36,360 - One minute left. 439 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:39,160 - COCKNEY ACCENT: I only told him to blow the bloody doors off! 440 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:41,520 - Five seconds. - Size of a tangerine. 441 00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,320 Oh! Oh, Bruce, what have you done? 442 00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:46,440 - Three, two... 443 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:50,280 - Dammit! - Shot! (WHISTLE BLOWS) 444 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:52,680 (AUDIENCE GASP) 445 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 446 00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,600 - Oh, Tom. 447 00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,120 Tom, you had to just chuck another box on there at the end, didn't you? 448 00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,000 I know. 449 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:02,680 - I don't know if you noticed in that task, but whenever I would get someone, 450 00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:05,040 it would be, like, Michael Caine or someone easy, 451 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:10,040 and Tofiga was getting, like, the knife from Psycho and Ernest Rutherford. 452 00:22:10,040 --> 00:22:12,640 - Once again, Team Tofiga is doing all the hard work. - Yeah. 453 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:14,640 - Yeah, but did you like Tofiga's strategy, 454 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:19,280 which was, if Tom couldn't guess it, he just continued doing the same thing? 455 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,120 - It worked. - And it worked. He got it. 456 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:23,760 - Should we see the other team, or should I tell you how tall their tower was? 457 00:22:23,760 --> 00:22:26,880 - I think you should tell us how tall their tower was. 458 00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:29,280 - 78cm. - Not bad. Hard to beat. 459 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,280 - That's pathetic. 460 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,680 All right, stop everything. 461 00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,320 Let's do your best impression of a good consumer and watch these ads. 462 00:22:37,320 --> 00:22:40,600 We'll see you straight after the break. 463 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:52,720 Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 464 00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,280 Who have we got next, Paul? 465 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:57,800 - It's time to see the acting skills of a drama school graduate 466 00:22:57,800 --> 00:23:01,040 and the building skills of a Ben Hurley. 467 00:23:01,040 --> 00:23:03,040 It's Hayley and Ben. 468 00:23:03,200 --> 00:23:05,680 (BLOWS WHISTLE) - 7, 24 or 50? - 7. Let's go 7. 469 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:07,680 - 7. 470 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:09,440 OK. 471 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,520 Ee! Ee! Ee! Ee! Ee! - Oh... 472 00:23:13,040 --> 00:23:15,240 Psycho. Knife. Um... Alfred Hitchcock. 473 00:23:15,240 --> 00:23:16,800 - What is the thing that's in my hand? 474 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:20,280 - It's a knife? - From? - Psycho. The knife from Psycho? 475 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,840 Was it? Oh, right. So it's not just people? OK! 476 00:23:23,840 --> 00:23:25,840 - MOANS: Ooh! - Um... 477 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,280 - MOANS: Merry Christmas! 478 00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:31,800 - Oh, Ebenezer Scrooge. You're the Ghost of Christmas Past. 479 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:36,280 - Not the past. - You're the Ghost of Christmas Future. 480 00:23:38,960 --> 00:23:40,560 - Oh, hello, everybody. 481 00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:42,360 - Queen Elizabeth II. - Or? 482 00:23:42,360 --> 00:23:44,360 - Queen Elizabeth I. 483 00:23:45,600 --> 00:23:51,560 - We are brothers, and we learned to fly the first. - Oh, the Wright brothers. 484 00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,640 - Which one? - Orville. - Yes! 485 00:23:54,440 --> 00:23:55,600 - He's good. - I'm good at history. 486 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:59,800 - DRAWLS: Why is everybody taking so long? Please! 487 00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,280 Don't take my―! Don't make me choose! 488 00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,160 - Meryl Streep. 489 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:05,960 - I'm an American actress. 490 00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:07,920 - You are... - And I play... 491 00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,000 - Uh, you're in Jerry Maguire? - Yes. 492 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:14,040 - Yes. - I play a British journalist. I got big and then I got skinny. 493 00:24:14,040 --> 00:24:17,120 - You're Bridget Jones, and you're in the one about the Civil War. - SIMPERS: Yes! 494 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:19,600 - And what is your name? - I look like I've sucked on a lemon. 495 00:24:19,600 --> 00:24:23,040 - Yeah, I know exactly who you mean. I can't think of her name. 496 00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:24,880 Renee Zellweger. (APPLAUSE) 497 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:28,320 - Oh, good boy. - Come on. Come on. - OK, pick a number. 498 00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:33,040 Why are you― No, no! The bottom one! - Wind's not allowed. Wind is not allowed. 499 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:36,040 - LAUGHS: Oh my God! Oh my God! 500 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:37,560 - What is happening? 501 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:40,800 - SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT: Right, what's the deal with, like, crazy people these days? 502 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,800 - Urzila Carlson. 503 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,360 (APPLAUSE) 504 00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:47,720 - Yes! - Look at how the eagle flies. 505 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:48,760 - David Attenborough. 506 00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:50,880 - Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 507 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:52,040 - You are Dame Julie Andrews. 508 00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,520 - Real famous little chocolate button. 509 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:54,840 - You're a Green M&M. 510 00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:57,760 - I'm going to write a play thou doth not know. 511 00:24:57,760 --> 00:24:58,920 - Oh, William Shakespeare. 512 00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:00,240 - # Well, one for the money... # 513 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:01,640 - Elvis Presley. - There you go. 514 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,120 - 20 seconds. - Yes! 515 00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:06,440 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - Oh! - You're so good. 516 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:11,120 - You're so good. - That was really good. - You're so good. 517 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:13,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 518 00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,760 - Such positive affirmation in your team. 519 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:23,280 It's not often I say this, Hayley, but that drama degree really came in handy. 520 00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:27,280 - That is $38,000 before your very eyes, Jeremy. 521 00:25:27,440 --> 00:25:30,800 - Congratulations on knowing the Wright brothers' names. 522 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,240 I mean, that was good. 523 00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:36,520 - Orville and Wilbur. Yeah. - Wilbur. That was good. 524 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:39,920 - Hey. - But you could tell I was doing Orville. 525 00:25:39,920 --> 00:25:42,040 - Yeah, totally, straight away. - The performance gave Orville. 526 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:46,000 - I was like, I know Wilbur. My Wilbur sits more back here like this. 527 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,040 Orville's more front-leading, like that. 528 00:25:49,040 --> 00:25:53,000 - How high was Hayley and Ben's tower? 529 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,840 - The height to beat was 78cm. 530 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,520 Theirs was 287cm. 531 00:25:58,520 --> 00:26:00,200 (APPLAUSE) 532 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,200 - Nice. Nice. 533 00:26:03,120 --> 00:26:06,640 - So in terms of scoring ― five points, presumably, for the team of two? 534 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:08,800 How many for the team of three? - That's a good question. 535 00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:12,040 Tom, Abby and Tofiga should get two. 536 00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:14,000 - Two points. - Yeah. I think that's fair. 537 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,240 - Yeah, that is fair. - Thank you. 538 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:19,720 - And you know what? I'm gonna take part in this task, as opposed to that other one. 539 00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:23,160 - Oh, was that not clear? I've opted back in as well. - Yeah, I'm back in. 540 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:25,800 - Right. Time for another task, Paul. What have you got in store for us? 541 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,240 - Get your backpacks off and get your books out. 542 00:26:28,240 --> 00:26:30,240 School is in session. 543 00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:33,000 (CURIOUS MUSIC) 544 00:26:40,400 --> 00:26:42,400 Hello, Ben. - Hi, Paul. 545 00:26:43,080 --> 00:26:45,200 - Hello, Paul. - Hello, Abby. 546 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:47,640 Hello, Hayley. - Hi― (DOOR BANGS) 547 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,640 Hi, Paul. 548 00:26:49,640 --> 00:26:51,120 - My favourite. 549 00:26:51,120 --> 00:26:52,880 - What's your favourite? - Apples. 550 00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:54,800 - Apple. 551 00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:56,840 - Were you saying 'Hey, Paul' or 'apple'? 552 00:26:56,840 --> 00:26:58,840 - I said 'Hey, Paul. Apple.' 553 00:26:58,840 --> 00:27:00,160 - OK. 554 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:02,160 - Apple. - Hello. 555 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:03,440 - (SNORTS) 556 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:06,240 - All right. What are we in for now? 557 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:08,840 - Teach Paul a lesson. 558 00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,200 - Best lesson wins. 559 00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:12,800 - You have 30 minutes. 560 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:16,840 - Your time starts ― as always ― now. 561 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,240 Hmm. 562 00:27:19,240 --> 00:27:21,240 (APPLAUSE) 563 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,520 - Seems pretty simple. Teach Paul a lesson. 564 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:30,400 We all know Paul doesn't really know that much, so it's not hard, surely. 565 00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,760 - OK. 566 00:27:31,760 --> 00:27:36,360 For first period, we've got Mr Hurley and Mr Sainsbury. 567 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,120 - What if I taught you every New Zealand Prime Minister since 1935 in order? 568 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:43,280 - That would be pretty good. 569 00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,000 - What ones can you name? 570 00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:47,480 - Bill English. - Good! - Obviously. 571 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:48,320 - Obviously. 572 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:52,120 - I'm wondering if I can do the scattergun effect, if I try and teach you many lessons. 573 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,440 - Like, quantity over quality? - Yeah. 574 00:27:54,440 --> 00:28:00,720 - Because I'm a cool teacher, I'm gonna sit on my chair like this. - Very cool. 575 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,600 - First up, we've got Biology. 576 00:28:02,600 --> 00:28:08,440 Did you know that seagulls, to every eight male chicks that are hatched, 10 female chicks arehatched? 577 00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,720 And 14% of seagulls are exclusively lesbian. 578 00:28:11,720 --> 00:28:13,160 Did you know that? - No. 579 00:28:13,160 --> 00:28:16,960 - Michael Joseph Savage becomes the first Labour prime minister. 580 00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:18,360 Peter Fraser. 581 00:28:18,360 --> 00:28:20,320 Now, he was our wartime prime minister. 582 00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:23,360 And we had Mike Moore. 583 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:28,120 - Do you like using a megaphone, or do you like using a mic more? 584 00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,120 - It's... I mean... 585 00:28:30,120 --> 00:28:33,800 - When it is the verb, you stress the second syllable. 586 00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:36,480 When it is the noun, you stress the first syllable. 587 00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:39,520 Here's an object, but I object. 588 00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,960 - We had Chippy Hippy. That's what I'm gonna call him. 589 00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:45,000 Cos I think that adds some fun to the lesson. 590 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:48,480 - So when I'm handing you a gift, it is a...? - Present. 591 00:28:48,480 --> 00:28:49,960 - No! 592 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,680 It's a... - Present. 593 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,560 Sorry, I thought you were presenting me with a gift. 594 00:28:54,560 --> 00:28:56,240 - You get it. There's English. 595 00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,520 - There's probably not a great mnemonic here, is there? 596 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:03,360 Mary Poppins said, wait, children ― without the K ― 597 00:29:03,920 --> 00:29:05,880 jumping never works. 598 00:29:05,880 --> 00:29:10,080 - It would also may be help if you came up with a story that sort of involved their names. 599 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:12,960 - I mean, that's how I remember it. - What's your story? 600 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:16,600 - Well, just the story of New Zealand history. - Oh, OK. 601 00:29:16,600 --> 00:29:19,320 - They were like, 'Christ has risen again.' 602 00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:22,160 And Thomas was like, 'I don't believe that!' 603 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,120 And then from then on, he was known as Thomas the Doubter. 604 00:29:25,120 --> 00:29:26,840 - Oh, wow. - I know. 605 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:29,400 OK, that's your religious instruction. What else am I missing? 606 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,120 - Mary... - Mary... 607 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,600 - Poppins... said... wait... 608 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:35,280 'children' spelt with a K... 609 00:29:35,280 --> 00:29:37,680 jumping... never... works. 610 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,480 - History? - OK. 611 00:29:39,480 --> 00:29:43,440 - Do you know the most common female name in the 1950s? 612 00:29:43,440 --> 00:29:45,080 - Ann. - Close. 613 00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,560 - Anna. - It wasn't close. - Oh. 614 00:29:47,560 --> 00:29:50,160 - IT begins with M. - Mary. - Mary. 615 00:29:50,160 --> 00:29:53,320 Do you know what the least common name was in the 1950s? 616 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:55,320 - Adolf? 617 00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:56,800 (LAUGHTER) 618 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:59,120 You still don't meet many Adolfs. - No. 619 00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:02,920 - Jumping... jacks... hate... jumping. 620 00:30:03,080 --> 00:30:08,680 Bill English... Jacinda Ardern... Chris Hipkins... Chris Luxon. 621 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,240 - Well done. 622 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 623 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,040 - Some important lessons learnt there. 624 00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:23,600 So Ben taught you the New Zealand Prime Ministers from the Second World War. 625 00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:27,080 - Correct. - Can you list them in order now? 626 00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,480 (LAUGHTER) 627 00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:36,760 - Hey. Hey. The task is not teach Paul a lesson and have him retain it for three months. 628 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:39,440 - That's true. - Um, Tom? - Yes. 629 00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,360 - You were teaching a different type of curriculum. 630 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:48,120 - I did everything. Something else about seagulls is that they live to... 631 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:52,560 I'm feeling like I'm more and more Abby Howells at every moment. 632 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,440 They live― Like, there was a species of seagulls that live to 45. 633 00:30:55,440 --> 00:31:00,640 So you might be walking around with a seagull, going, 'Get out of my way!' And it's 45 years old. 634 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:02,400 - Yeah. - Wow! - Yeah. 635 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:05,400 - For a while there, you pivoted into Religious Studies. - I did. 636 00:31:05,400 --> 00:31:07,400 Well, you know, that was a Catholic school. 637 00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:12,240 Wasn't it clear? With our overlord, you, overlooking over everything. 638 00:31:12,240 --> 00:31:15,920 - Maybe one day you'll be crucified, Jeremy. 639 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,720 - One can only hope, Abby. One can only hope. - Yeah. Save us from our sins. 640 00:31:20,720 --> 00:31:21,840 - Exactly. 641 00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:27,840 That's enough learning for now. It's time to soften your brain with the soothing power of unskippable ads. 642 00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,920 We'll see you after that. 643 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:40,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 644 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:46,080 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are trying to win a haunted puppet from Abby 645 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,200 that will definitely kill them in their sleep. 646 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,680 Where were we, Paul? 647 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:53,800 - Our five contestants were attempting to teach me a lesson. 648 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:58,400 So far, Ben has taught me every New Zealand Prime Minister since World War II, 649 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:03,000 and Tom Sainsbury has taught me which seagulls are gay. 650 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:04,120 (LAUGHTER) 651 00:32:04,120 --> 00:32:09,120 For second period, we've got Miss Sproull and Mr Fepulea'i. 652 00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,560 - Can I have a bite? 653 00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:12,920 - You can have several. 654 00:32:12,920 --> 00:32:14,840 - OK. 655 00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,480 I'm gonna teach you a small marching routine, 656 00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,880 which you will then perform. 657 00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,680 I'm actually allergic to apples. - Um... 658 00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:25,600 - How allergic? - I'll be fine. 659 00:32:25,600 --> 00:32:26,880 I'll just get a bit of an itchy throat. 660 00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:28,520 - I'm gonna teach you to make a cup of tea. 661 00:32:28,520 --> 00:32:30,360 Do you know how to make a cup of tea? 662 00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,560 - Not really. 663 00:32:31,560 --> 00:32:34,920 - We'll go to the kitchen, and I'll teach you. That's a lesson, eh? 664 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:37,640 - Are you sure you should keep eating that? You're allergic. 665 00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:39,200 - A little bit. - OK. 666 00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:45,040 I have allergies too. - What are you allergic to? - I'm allergic to your bullshit. 667 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,640 - Now that we've got water in here, what do you do? 668 00:32:47,640 --> 00:32:50,200 - Turn it on? - Yeah, that's the one. 669 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:55,200 Now, while we're waiting for the hot water, what we usually do is learn a dance or a song. 670 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:56,000 - OK. 671 00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:58,480 - Stand and up. Stand and down. 672 00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,680 Why have you got your head down? 673 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,680 - I thought that's what you did. - Nah, nah. 674 00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:07,560 - Then I say, 'A-kiki-popo, kiki-popo,' and you go, 'Rum-papa-chee.' 675 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:08,640 - Rum-papa-chee. 676 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:10,680 - Yeah, but you have to move your hips as well. 677 00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,160 - Rum-papa-chee. 678 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:14,120 - Stand and down. 679 00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,080 No, don't do the head. I'm looking at your feet. 680 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:18,120 - My head just naturally wants to go down. 681 00:33:18,120 --> 00:33:19,600 It just feels more respectful. 682 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,200 - To whom? Who are you bowing to? 683 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:23,640 - The troops. 684 00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:26,600 - Just pour it into a cup to about three-quarters. 685 00:33:26,600 --> 00:33:28,360 That's your cup of tea. 686 00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:29,640 That's us, Paul. 687 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:31,080 - You don't wanna do any more? 688 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,920 - Nah. 689 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:35,400 (MILITARY BAND PLAYS 'HEART OF OAK') - Ready? 690 00:33:35,400 --> 00:33:36,840 Stand at ease! 691 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,240 Stand and up! Stand and down! 692 00:33:39,560 --> 00:33:42,040 Head up. Atten... shun! 693 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:44,440 Stand and up! Stand and down! 694 00:33:44,840 --> 00:33:46,360 Quick... march! 695 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:48,560 And one, two, three, four. 696 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,000 In and 697 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:51,960 one, two, three, four. 698 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:53,080 In and 699 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,080 one, two, three, four. 700 00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:56,440 In! 701 00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,000 Left... march! 702 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,960 And one, two, 703 00:33:59,960 --> 00:34:02,080 and three, four. 704 00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:03,240 And in! 705 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,040 And salute! And up, two, three... 706 00:34:06,240 --> 00:34:08,240 Down! 707 00:34:09,480 --> 00:34:11,520 I think that's a really good start. 708 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,560 - Chicken Little! Chicken Little! - Chee! Chee! 709 00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:14,840 - A-kiki-popo, kiki-popo. 710 00:34:14,840 --> 00:34:16,960 - Rum-papa-chee! Rum-papa-chee! 711 00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:18,160 - A-kiki-popo, kiki-popo. 712 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:20,320 Simi-simi-se. Simi-simi-se. 713 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,640 A-wili-wili-miti. A-wili-wili-miti. 714 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,600 Viva! Viva! Hey! 715 00:34:24,600 --> 00:34:26,560 Su-ana-papa-nana. 716 00:34:26,560 --> 00:34:28,360 - Su-ana-papa-nana. 717 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:31,120 - Su-ana... Su-ana... Su-ana... 718 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,120 # Banana! # 719 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,680 - Su-ana... Su-ana... Su-ana... 720 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:35,520 # Banana! # 721 00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:37,960 - If you don't want it... - Throw it outside! 722 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,760 - If you don't want it... - Throw it outside! 723 00:34:39,760 --> 00:34:41,880 - Throw it outside! Throw it outside! 724 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:43,880 - Chee-hoo! - Chee-hoo! 725 00:34:43,880 --> 00:34:45,880 - Hey! 726 00:34:46,240 --> 00:34:48,240 My man! 727 00:34:48,240 --> 00:34:50,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 728 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,120 - Matt, as Tofiga's surrogate tonight... 729 00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,440 - Yes. We're very happy with that. 730 00:34:56,440 --> 00:35:02,800 - How much of Tofiga's dance was culturally appropriate there, with your knowledge of Samoan dance? 731 00:35:02,800 --> 00:35:04,800 - 120%. - Wow. 732 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:08,280 - The 'kiki-poppa-kiki-poppa', you got that down, didn't you? - Yeah. 733 00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:10,680 - How have you retained the dance? 734 00:35:10,680 --> 00:35:13,080 - I think if he led me, I might be able to. 735 00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:16,560 - Go on, Matt. - Are you able to fulfil that role? 736 00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,000 - Su-ana-pop-banana? I remember that bit. 737 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,880 There was the 'kiki-poppa-kiki-poppa'. 738 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:22,280 - I don't think that's quite right. 739 00:35:22,280 --> 00:35:24,680 - There was definitely, 'If you don't want it, throw it outside.' 740 00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:28,680 - That's right. - Which is a good lesson for anyone. 741 00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:32,400 - True. - Hayley, were you impressed―? Paul's dancing was quite good. 742 00:35:32,400 --> 00:35:37,200 Where did you learn to―? - Sorry. Sorry. Dancing, Jeremy? 743 00:35:37,480 --> 00:35:39,480 Marching is a sport. 744 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,280 - It's sorta like dressage for people. - It sort of is! 745 00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,920 - When did you do marching? - Still. 746 00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:48,640 - You march now? - Yeah. - Do you? 747 00:35:48,640 --> 00:35:51,280 - I've marched since I was, like, 8 years old, and I'm 34. 748 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:55,280 - Why? - (CHUCKLES) It's a good question. 749 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:58,640 - How many people are you rustling up for your marching? Is it just you, or...? 750 00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:00,840 - No, no, it's a team. - There's a team? How many...? 751 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,640 - In a technical block, there's 10. 752 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:04,600 - Impressive. You can get 10 people together to do that? 753 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:06,600 - We get hundreds. 754 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,720 - OK, Paul, I'm ready for another lesson. Who have we got next? 755 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:14,000 - Last but academically not least, it's Dr Howells. 756 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:17,240 (MYSTERIOUS MUSIC) 757 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,720 - Stop right there! 758 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:28,760 Before you pass, you must answer my questions three. 759 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,240 - OK. 760 00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,240 - Is your name Paul? 761 00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:33,800 - Yes. 762 00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:36,400 - Do you like to party? 763 00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:37,760 - Yeah. 764 00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:40,720 - Do you think I'm... beautiful? 765 00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,200 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) 766 00:36:46,720 --> 00:36:48,320 - Yes. 767 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:50,720 - Ohh! 768 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,200 (MAGICAL MUSIC) 769 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,600 Thank you, Paul. 770 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,400 You have freed me, because you could see that I was beautiful on the inside. 771 00:36:58,400 --> 00:37:00,880 And, um, that's what matters. 772 00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,360 - OK. 773 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,120 - Telling the truth serves a lot of good, doesn't it? 774 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:09,600 - I will say, like, when you had the mask on, I felt like I was lying when I said yes. 775 00:37:09,600 --> 00:37:12,480 - Yeah, I kinda hoped that you would say... 776 00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:14,560 But the magic still worked anyway. 777 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:16,280 - OK. - Yeah. 778 00:37:16,280 --> 00:37:20,080 And it's important to be kind and respectful. 779 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:23,640 OK? Cos you don't know what people are going through. 780 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,720 Thank you for saving me. - No worries. 781 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 782 00:37:35,360 --> 00:37:40,680 - OK, Abby, so just quickly clarify the lesson that you were teaching Paul there. 783 00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:46,360 - It was through not lying that he found my inner beauty. 784 00:37:46,360 --> 00:37:49,240 - But he did... - Cos didn't you lie? 785 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:51,080 - I did lie. 786 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:54,560 That mask was, I'd say, objectively ugly. 787 00:37:55,120 --> 00:37:59,400 - I think probably the lesson he learned was kindness always pays off. 788 00:37:59,400 --> 00:38:04,360 - I think I did learn that if you're gonna hurt someone's feelings, lie. 789 00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:06,800 - And why are we vilifying the ugly version of Abby? 790 00:38:06,800 --> 00:38:08,400 Like, why is she bad? 791 00:38:08,400 --> 00:38:09,760 - Well, that's another lesson. 792 00:38:09,760 --> 00:38:11,880 - Well, hey, this is the thing. 793 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,920 The actual thing that we watched, there was no lesson. 794 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:16,640 - No. - All right? Let's just be clear about that. 795 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,960 - I'm hearing nothing but lessons! - There was no lesson. 796 00:38:18,960 --> 00:38:25,120 There was no lesson. - I will say I did learn the lesson that ugly people are gross... 797 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,120 - Yes. 798 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:28,760 - ...and should be avoided. 799 00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:29,760 - Yes. 800 00:38:29,760 --> 00:38:31,760 - OK, I have to score this. 801 00:38:33,080 --> 00:38:36,280 One point for Abby, because there was no lesson. 802 00:38:36,280 --> 00:38:40,000 OK? It was teach Paul a lesson, and there was no lesson. 803 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:41,680 I enjoyed it, but there was no lesson. 804 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:46,480 - I don't think you did. You're fired up, mate. - I loved it. 805 00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:48,360 - It's true. 806 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:52,520 - This is literally the shittiest we've seen him all season. 807 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:57,200 - Two points for Hayley, because there was one lesson that was taught, and it was the marching. 808 00:38:57,200 --> 00:39:02,440 Tofiga ended up teaching Paul two lessons ― well, one and a half, really ― 809 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:04,280 so I'll give him three points. 810 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:12,400 Tom taught Paul some lessons, but he didn't test him on any of the lessons, so none of it went in. 811 00:39:12,640 --> 00:39:17,840 Whereas I thought, Ben, actually, you should get five points, because you taught Paul a lesson, 812 00:39:17,840 --> 00:39:20,520 and he remembered it at the time, even though now he doesn't. - HAYLEY: Tautoko. 813 00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:22,400 - Yes! - Yeah. Beautiful. 814 00:39:22,400 --> 00:39:24,480 - Thanks, guys. So that does it for part four. 815 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:29,000 It's time for you to watch some videos that all have the same important lesson ― 816 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,680 it's good to buy stuff. 817 00:39:30,680 --> 00:39:33,160 We'll see you after the break. 818 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 819 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:45,680 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, you cheeky rascals. 820 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:49,040 Now, if you're just joining us, you have a really screwed up your timing, 821 00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:51,200 because we're nearly at the end of the episode. 822 00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,440 We have just got the live task to go. 823 00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:56,760 But before we get to that, can I have a score update, please, Paul? 824 00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:01,640 - It's extremely tight, but out in front on 13, it's Ben Hurley. - Wow! 825 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:03,760 - OK. - I've never been out in front. 826 00:40:03,760 --> 00:40:05,760 - It's anyone's episode. 827 00:40:05,760 --> 00:40:12,160 All right, you guys, please head up to the stage for the final task of the show. 828 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:17,360 OK, Paul, who's reading out the task tonight? 829 00:40:17,360 --> 00:40:20,840 - Ben Hurley will read the task. - OK. Sure. 830 00:40:21,480 --> 00:40:27,560 Write down the name of an animal, vegetable or vehicle and hand it to Paul. 831 00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:32,000 Thank you, Tom. 832 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,440 Thank you, Matt. 833 00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:34,720 Thank you, Hayley. - You're welcome. 834 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,000 - Thank you, Ben. Thank you, Abby. - Thank you. 835 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:40,200 - This is a second task. - Yeah. 836 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,520 Using the canvas behind you, communicate to the Taskmaster 837 00:40:43,520 --> 00:40:46,520 what your animal, vegetable, or vehicle is. 838 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,800 You may not turn around while working on your canvas. 839 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,440 You must not tamper with your backpack. 840 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,360 When you are ready for the Taskmaster to guess, stand next to your canvas. 841 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:59,320 If he guesses wrong, you may alter your canvas and try again. 842 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:04,000 Fastest correctly guessed animal, vegetable or vehicle wins. 843 00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:06,000 - Oh dear! 844 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,000 - You each have a mirror. 845 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:10,800 Are you ready? - Yeah. - Yeah, man. 846 00:41:11,720 --> 00:41:13,720 (AUDIENCE CHEER) 847 00:41:21,240 --> 00:41:23,520 - A carrot? - Yes! - Correct. 848 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:25,520 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 849 00:41:29,040 --> 00:41:31,040 - (GROANS) 850 00:41:32,840 --> 00:41:34,320 - Jeremy. 851 00:41:34,320 --> 00:41:35,720 - A pig. - (GRUNTS) 852 00:41:35,720 --> 00:41:37,680 - And Matt's? 853 00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,520 - Um, a turnip. - Incorrect. 854 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,320 - Close. - Jeremy. - A diplodocus. 855 00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,600 - That is not correct. 856 00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,520 - Ben's, a turtle? 857 00:41:46,520 --> 00:41:48,520 - Correct. (APPLAUSE) 858 00:41:49,240 --> 00:41:51,240 - Koala. - Correct. 859 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,000 - Just... 860 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,480 - A chicken? - That is incorrect. 861 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,520 - Matt's done a Jackson Pollock. 862 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:06,320 - It's a cat. - Incorrect. 863 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,800 - HAYLEY: Don't give up, Abby. 864 00:42:08,800 --> 00:42:11,080 - (LAUGHS) - Oh. An aeroplane. 865 00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:14,520 - Matt, is that...? Do you want a guess? 866 00:42:14,520 --> 00:42:18,520 - I'm just trying to actually ascertain the best way forward here. - OK. 867 00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:24,320 - Maybe if they each tell me either it's an animal or a vegetable or a vehicle. 868 00:42:24,320 --> 00:42:25,440 Abby? 869 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,080 - It's an animal. 870 00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,000 - OK, that's not helping. 871 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:31,200 - Matt? - It's a vegetable. 872 00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:33,760 (LAUGHTER) - What?! 873 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:37,360 - Abby, is yours an albatross? - No. 874 00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,320 - Matt, is yours a cauliflower? 875 00:42:39,320 --> 00:42:40,640 - No. 876 00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,640 - OK. They can do one pose. 877 00:42:43,880 --> 00:42:45,880 (BLOWS WHISTLE) 878 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,440 - OK. You must be a radish. - Close. 879 00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:52,360 - Incorrect. And Abby's? 880 00:42:52,360 --> 00:42:53,200 - Horse. 881 00:42:53,200 --> 00:42:55,160 - OK. 882 00:42:55,160 --> 00:42:56,880 - Pony. 883 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:58,600 - Matt's? - A carrot. - Yes! 884 00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:00,920 - Correct. - What the hell is this? 885 00:43:00,920 --> 00:43:02,880 - You should have just pointed at that. 886 00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:04,520 - So the artworks ― 887 00:43:04,520 --> 00:43:09,440 carrot, carrot, koala, turtle, Shetland pony. 888 00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:10,400 (LAUGHTER) 889 00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:12,400 - Oh no! 890 00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:16,840 - OK, everyone, come on down and we'll judge it. 891 00:43:16,840 --> 00:43:18,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 892 00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,720 - Ah! Oh! - Oh! 893 00:43:23,720 --> 00:43:25,480 - Jesus! 894 00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,800 - Well, come on. 895 00:43:26,800 --> 00:43:30,320 - So, based on the order that Jeremy guessed the pictures, 896 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,120 we get one point for Abby, two points for Tofiga, 897 00:43:33,120 --> 00:43:35,280 three points for Hayley, four points for Ben, 898 00:43:35,280 --> 00:43:39,880 and five points for the king of carrots, Tom Sainsbury. 899 00:43:40,160 --> 00:43:43,720 - Right. So what does that mean for our episode? 900 00:43:43,720 --> 00:43:48,960 - It means that the winner of episode four, with 17 points, is Ben Hurley! 901 00:43:48,960 --> 00:43:50,960 - There we go! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 902 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:56,920 Ben, congratulations on winning five things that make you go, 'Hmm. I don't know about that.' 903 00:43:56,920 --> 00:44:01,280 Arguably one of the worst selection of prizes we've ever had on the show. 904 00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:04,280 Please go and collect them on stage. 905 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:06,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 906 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:10,280 That's the end of episode four. And what have we learnt? 907 00:44:10,280 --> 00:44:15,000 We've learned that if you meet a man with a creepy folder full of pictures of women, 908 00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:17,760 it's most likely to do with the solar system. 909 00:44:17,760 --> 00:44:23,240 We've learned that if you meet an old witch in the forest, either tell her she's ugly ordon't ― 910 00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,920 it will work out fine either way. 911 00:44:26,960 --> 00:44:33,760 But most importantly, we've learned that the winner of this episode is Ben Hurley! 912 00:44:33,760 --> 00:44:39,360 We can't wait to see you back here next week. Ka kite ano. 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