1 00:00:02,754 --> 00:00:03,834 -Hello. 2 00:00:03,874 --> 00:00:06,074 (THEME MUSIC) 3 00:00:09,594 --> 00:00:10,594 -Yoo-hoo! 4 00:00:13,154 --> 00:00:14,154 -That's for the haters. 5 00:00:16,874 --> 00:00:17,874 -Jiggle-wiggle. 6 00:00:31,114 --> 00:00:33,114 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 7 00:00:36,354 --> 00:00:40,074 Tene tatou katoa, and welcome to Taskmaster. 8 00:00:40,114 --> 00:00:41,634 My name is Jeremy Wells. 9 00:00:41,674 --> 00:00:47,754 And while I think Kmart Seats, Karma Tests and Marx Teats are all fine, 10 00:00:47,794 --> 00:00:51,154 the truth is that there's only one way I like those letters arranged. 11 00:00:51,794 --> 00:00:54,834 That's right. It's the title of Taskmaster. 12 00:00:57,154 --> 00:00:59,194 Tonight, we've invited five comedians 13 00:00:59,234 --> 00:01:01,714 to compete in a series of tasks. 14 00:01:01,754 --> 00:01:03,074 I will give each comedian 15 00:01:03,114 --> 00:01:05,714 an appropriate level of points based on my infallible 16 00:01:05,754 --> 00:01:07,394 point awarding system. 17 00:01:07,434 --> 00:01:09,514 Mostly based on vibes. 18 00:01:09,554 --> 00:01:14,674 Whoever wins the most points at the end of the season will receive this. 19 00:01:15,794 --> 00:01:18,034 Competing for this trophy 20 00:01:18,074 --> 00:01:21,554 and hoping not to look as foolish as they really are: 21 00:01:21,594 --> 00:01:23,314 It's Abby Howells... (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 22 00:01:24,714 --> 00:01:26,714 Ben Hurley... (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 23 00:01:26,754 --> 00:01:29,034 Hayley Sproull (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 24 00:01:29,074 --> 00:01:31,594 and Tom Sainsbury. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 25 00:01:32,434 --> 00:01:35,234 Unfortunately, Tofiga Fepulea'i can't be with us in the studio. 26 00:01:35,274 --> 00:01:37,114 So back again to defend his honour 27 00:01:37,154 --> 00:01:41,714 and stand in his place is the winner of Taskmaster season three. 28 00:01:41,754 --> 00:01:45,674 Ladies and gentlemen, Josh Thomson. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 29 00:01:45,714 --> 00:01:49,514 And by my side, as always, is my trusty sidekick. 30 00:01:49,554 --> 00:01:51,794 He's the Samwise to my Frodo, 31 00:01:51,834 --> 00:01:54,474 the Sundance Kid to my Butch Cassidy, 32 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:56,634 and the Donkey to my Shrek. 33 00:01:56,674 --> 00:02:00,354 Please give a huge round of applause to Paul Williams. 34 00:02:01,514 --> 00:02:03,274 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 35 00:02:04,434 --> 00:02:08,114 -Before we got started tonight, my mum asked if I would use my platform 36 00:02:08,154 --> 00:02:12,834 to perform a song about bullying, so I'd like to do that if that's OK. 37 00:02:12,874 --> 00:02:16,474 # Hey everybody 38 00:02:16,514 --> 00:02:18,554 # Haven't you heard 39 00:02:19,554 --> 00:02:22,474 # There's no better feeling in this world 40 00:02:22,514 --> 00:02:24,994 # Than picking on nerds 41 00:02:25,754 --> 00:02:27,634 # Bullying is the best 42 00:02:27,674 --> 00:02:29,794 # It makes you feel so alive 43 00:02:30,634 --> 00:02:33,594 # Just find someone's insecurities 44 00:02:33,634 --> 00:02:35,874 # And make them cry... # 45 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:38,474 -Hold on... Hold on for a second. 46 00:02:38,514 --> 00:02:42,314 So is this an anti-bullying song or a pro-bullying song? 47 00:02:43,114 --> 00:02:45,194 -Pro, I guess. Yeah. 48 00:02:45,234 --> 00:02:47,474 -You sure your mum would want you to do that? 49 00:02:48,234 --> 00:02:49,514 -Actually, that's a good point. 50 00:02:49,554 --> 00:02:53,314 Yeah, I guess maybe she wanted anti-bullying. 51 00:02:57,834 --> 00:02:59,274 We'll edit that out. 52 00:03:00,154 --> 00:03:03,154 -All right. Should we start with tonight's prize task? 53 00:03:03,194 --> 00:03:05,114 -So tonight, we've asked our contestants 54 00:03:05,154 --> 00:03:09,994 to bring in the thing that's best from far away. 55 00:03:10,034 --> 00:03:12,234 Whoever has brought in the best thing 56 00:03:12,274 --> 00:03:15,074 from far away will receive five points. 57 00:03:15,114 --> 00:03:16,754 And whoever wins the episode 58 00:03:16,794 --> 00:03:20,714 will get to take home all five great from far away things. 59 00:03:20,754 --> 00:03:22,234 -Abby, what did you bring in? 60 00:03:22,274 --> 00:03:25,514 -I brought in a lovely, beautiful, sexy lady. 61 00:03:26,474 --> 00:03:29,754 Oh my god, she's so sexy from far away. And lovely. 62 00:03:29,794 --> 00:03:31,594 But if you look at her close. 63 00:03:31,634 --> 00:03:34,354 Oh my god, her tattoos are so problematic! 64 00:03:35,794 --> 00:03:38,354 She's got a slur on her chest. 65 00:03:38,394 --> 00:03:41,514 She's got pestilence. And look at her legs! 66 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:45,154 "I looked into eugenics, and it doesn't seem that bad." 67 00:03:47,274 --> 00:03:49,474 She's just best from far away, I think. 68 00:03:49,514 --> 00:03:50,874 Even though she's a lovely, 69 00:03:50,914 --> 00:03:52,994 beautiful lady, printed with sexy ink. 70 00:03:54,154 --> 00:03:56,514 -If she was just wearing more clothes, that'd be fine. 71 00:03:56,554 --> 00:03:57,834 -You wouldn't even notice. 72 00:03:57,874 --> 00:04:00,154 -No, but she never does. That's the thing. 73 00:04:00,794 --> 00:04:02,434 It's sexy ink, baby. It's the best. 74 00:04:02,474 --> 00:04:04,474 -Ben. What did you bring in? 75 00:04:04,514 --> 00:04:07,554 -Well, Jeremy, have you ever seen the sun from close up? 76 00:04:09,034 --> 00:04:12,474 The sun close up is a massive, fiery ball of gas. 77 00:04:12,514 --> 00:04:16,474 But far away, it's a beautiful pinprick of light in the sky. 78 00:04:16,514 --> 00:04:17,994 It is a star. 79 00:04:18,034 --> 00:04:19,834 And I purchased you a star. 80 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,194 -Wow. (LAUGHTER) 81 00:04:26,074 --> 00:04:27,634 Ben gets five points? 82 00:04:27,674 --> 00:04:29,994 -Well, you know, I just thought... -Wait, what did you just say? 83 00:04:30,034 --> 00:04:31,714 -Hang on... Hang on... 84 00:04:32,434 --> 00:04:34,794 -We got it on camera! (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 85 00:04:37,114 --> 00:04:39,274 -And Jeremy, when's your birthday? 86 00:04:39,314 --> 00:04:41,834 -January 19th. -That makes you a Gemini! 87 00:04:41,874 --> 00:04:44,914 And I made it in the Gemini, you know, thing. 88 00:04:44,954 --> 00:04:46,474 -Constellation. -Yeah. 89 00:04:46,514 --> 00:04:48,474 -So, I'm a Capricorn. 90 00:04:50,754 --> 00:04:51,834 -Right. 91 00:04:51,874 --> 00:04:53,194 -Hayley, what did you bring in? 92 00:04:53,234 --> 00:04:54,794 -I know we're having a lot of fun, Jeremy. 93 00:04:54,834 --> 00:04:56,714 And I don't want to have to bring down the mood. 94 00:04:56,754 --> 00:05:01,434 But for me, the thing that is best from far away is Paul. 95 00:05:01,474 --> 00:05:03,394 Sorry, Paul, that I have to do this. 96 00:05:03,434 --> 00:05:08,234 But you have been issued a restraining order against...me. 97 00:05:10,954 --> 00:05:13,994 -If I got a dollar for every time I got one of these. 98 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:19,914 -So how far is...? -It's roughly between 4 and 5m. 99 00:05:20,674 --> 00:05:22,634 So if you were to come forward, that's a breach. 100 00:05:24,194 --> 00:05:26,154 But if I'm back, you're fine. 101 00:05:26,194 --> 00:05:27,434 -I know it's not your first one, 102 00:05:27,474 --> 00:05:29,194 but it's the first one from an individual, isn't it? 103 00:05:29,234 --> 00:05:31,074 Because normally it's a school, isn't it? 104 00:05:35,074 --> 00:05:37,194 -It's actually not a school. It's all schools. 105 00:05:38,754 --> 00:05:41,194 -Josh. -Hello. 106 00:05:41,234 --> 00:05:43,434 -You're representing Tofiga. What have you brought in? 107 00:05:43,474 --> 00:05:45,434 -Yes. I'm, here for my boy Tofiga. 108 00:05:45,474 --> 00:05:50,754 And, I decided to bring in a beautiful silk pillow. 109 00:05:50,794 --> 00:05:52,074 If you see that in the distance, 110 00:05:52,114 --> 00:05:53,714 you'll think: "I can't wait to put my head on there." 111 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,354 Don't put your head on there. 112 00:05:55,394 --> 00:05:58,234 Because if you got that close, you'd realise that I farted on it. 113 00:06:00,514 --> 00:06:02,634 One thing you can do is you can sit on a pillow, 114 00:06:02,674 --> 00:06:03,954 and you squash all the fibers 115 00:06:03,994 --> 00:06:07,194 and fart as you rise, and it will suck in the fart. 116 00:06:08,354 --> 00:06:10,274 This really works. 117 00:06:10,314 --> 00:06:12,274 You can keep a fart for 6 to 8 weeks. 118 00:06:13,274 --> 00:06:14,954 -So at this distance, we're OK? 119 00:06:14,994 --> 00:06:16,714 -I mean, that's a just a picture of it. 120 00:06:18,114 --> 00:06:19,594 I think you'd be OK. 121 00:06:19,634 --> 00:06:21,914 But you could even enjoy it from even further away. 122 00:06:21,954 --> 00:06:23,474 -OK. Tom. 123 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:26,674 -So I went for a walk in our neighbourhood. 124 00:06:26,714 --> 00:06:30,074 We found this beautiful piece of nature, and a photo was taken. 125 00:06:30,114 --> 00:06:31,754 And it's a really beautiful thing 126 00:06:31,794 --> 00:06:33,234 that you can appreciate from far away. 127 00:06:33,274 --> 00:06:34,434 So we just look at the first one. 128 00:06:34,474 --> 00:06:36,314 There we go. That's a waterfall. That's in my neighbourhood. 129 00:06:36,354 --> 00:06:38,034 It's pretty beautiful. -Nice. 130 00:06:38,074 --> 00:06:39,234 -But if you get up too close, 131 00:06:39,274 --> 00:06:40,674 it's a little bit of a case of Where's Wally. 132 00:06:40,714 --> 00:06:42,274 So we'll just go to the next picture. 133 00:06:45,234 --> 00:06:47,074 -What are you doing there, Tom? 134 00:06:47,794 --> 00:06:53,114 -Are you preparing a pillow? -I'm coming out of nature. 135 00:06:53,154 --> 00:06:55,394 -I think nature's coming out of you. 136 00:06:57,354 --> 00:06:58,754 Very hard to judge. 137 00:06:58,794 --> 00:07:01,874 One point for Ben Hurley. He got the wrong constellation. 138 00:07:01,914 --> 00:07:05,394 Two points for Abby. You can always get tattoos removed. 139 00:07:05,434 --> 00:07:09,874 Three points for Hayley. Four points for Josh and the stinking pillow. 140 00:07:09,914 --> 00:07:12,274 And that leaves five points for Tom Sainsbury. 141 00:07:12,314 --> 00:07:13,794 -Yay! 142 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:15,834 -Nature ablution. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 143 00:07:17,794 --> 00:07:20,234 I'd love the first task tonight, please Paul. 144 00:07:20,274 --> 00:07:22,914 -People are often trying to steal my look. 145 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:24,674 And this task is no exception. 146 00:07:30,994 --> 00:07:32,594 -Here I come. 147 00:07:33,794 --> 00:07:35,394 -Hello, Tofiga. -Hey, Paul. 148 00:07:35,434 --> 00:07:37,314 -Hello, Tom. -Wow! 149 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:39,794 -Wowee! -Wow! 150 00:07:39,834 --> 00:07:41,394 Got some 'stumes. 151 00:07:41,434 --> 00:07:43,434 'Stumes? Costumes. 152 00:07:44,474 --> 00:07:46,074 -Nice. 153 00:07:46,114 --> 00:07:47,874 -I'm excited to see what's in here. 154 00:07:47,914 --> 00:07:50,834 -"Match accessories with Paul." 155 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:53,034 -"Paul will emerge every minute 156 00:07:53,074 --> 00:07:55,834 with a new accessory until you match him." 157 00:07:55,874 --> 00:07:59,034 -"You may only don one accessory at a time." 158 00:07:59,074 --> 00:08:03,674 -"And you may not don the same accessory twice in a row." 159 00:08:03,714 --> 00:08:05,154 -"No peeking!" 160 00:08:05,194 --> 00:08:08,074 "Fewest accessories tried on by Paul wins." 161 00:08:08,114 --> 00:08:11,234 -"Your time starts now." 162 00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:13,234 -Do you understand it? -No. 163 00:08:13,274 --> 00:08:14,634 -Oh. 164 00:08:16,914 --> 00:08:18,434 -Well, you could really spot 165 00:08:18,474 --> 00:08:20,794 the theatre nerds in amongst our comedians, couldn't you? 166 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,674 Abby, Hayley, and Tom's eyes lit up when they're like: "Oh, costumes!" 167 00:08:25,434 --> 00:08:27,314 -What characters will be born today? 168 00:08:28,514 --> 00:08:30,354 -All right, should we get straight into it? 169 00:08:30,394 --> 00:08:32,954 -Let's start in the menswear section. 170 00:08:32,994 --> 00:08:35,034 It's Ben, Tofiga, and Tom. 171 00:08:35,594 --> 00:08:36,874 -OK, let's get on to it. 172 00:08:39,834 --> 00:08:44,234 Ready. -If you squeeze those. 173 00:08:44,874 --> 00:08:46,434 -Oh, man. 174 00:08:47,834 --> 00:08:49,914 -Lovely. But it's not a match. 175 00:08:49,954 --> 00:08:51,834 Ready? -Yeah. 176 00:08:54,594 --> 00:08:56,114 Oh, you got gumboots on. 177 00:08:56,154 --> 00:08:57,634 -You should have told me you had gumboots on. 178 00:08:57,674 --> 00:09:01,794 -Oh, sorry. -Ready when you are, Paul. 179 00:09:03,114 --> 00:09:04,834 Ay, ooh... 180 00:09:04,874 --> 00:09:06,514 -It's hard... Quite hard for me... 181 00:09:06,554 --> 00:09:08,234 -I know, you're not breathing. -Yeah. I don't feel... 182 00:09:08,274 --> 00:09:10,434 -Your eyes are bulging. -Sorry. 183 00:09:10,474 --> 00:09:11,994 -You don't have to apologise every time. 184 00:09:12,034 --> 00:09:13,634 -Sorry for apologising. 185 00:09:14,914 --> 00:09:16,714 -I think I've got it, brother. 186 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,714 -Oh, dammit. 187 00:09:18,754 --> 00:09:19,994 -We've got similar colour schemes. 188 00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:22,394 -Yeah. Does that help? -No. -No. OK. 189 00:09:22,434 --> 00:09:24,314 -Next. -Yep. Ready. 190 00:09:25,674 --> 00:09:27,674 -Yep. -Ready. 191 00:09:30,994 --> 00:09:32,954 That's not a match! -It's a good look though. 192 00:09:33,594 --> 00:09:34,794 -Thank you. 193 00:09:35,794 --> 00:09:37,154 -I think I got it. 194 00:09:38,874 --> 00:09:40,994 -That's what I just had on before. 195 00:09:41,034 --> 00:09:42,834 I feel like there is no method to this. 196 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,274 -Are you ready? -Ready. 197 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:01,554 -It's a match. Congratulations. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 198 00:10:01,594 --> 00:10:03,194 -Thank you. -It's alphabetical. 199 00:10:05,554 --> 00:10:07,274 -OK. 200 00:10:07,314 --> 00:10:09,074 -Close. -Not really. 201 00:10:10,274 --> 00:10:11,754 But good effort. 202 00:10:17,714 --> 00:10:19,674 What have you got on? -The book. 203 00:10:19,714 --> 00:10:21,914 -Oh, that's not actually one of the accessories, sorry... 204 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:23,434 -Why'd you put the book here for then? 205 00:10:23,474 --> 00:10:25,354 -I think I just left those there. Sorry about that. 206 00:10:28,074 --> 00:10:30,314 -I'm gonna make a complaint to the Taskmaster about you. 207 00:10:30,354 --> 00:10:33,794 -What's his name? -Jared. 208 00:10:34,394 --> 00:10:35,754 -And action! 209 00:10:36,514 --> 00:10:37,714 Dammit! 210 00:10:38,554 --> 00:10:40,154 -Connection? -I mean, vaguely. 211 00:10:40,194 --> 00:10:42,434 -The vikings used to wear kilts. -Did they? -Yep. 212 00:10:47,994 --> 00:10:49,634 Isa! 213 00:10:49,674 --> 00:10:51,234 Yeah, Paul! 214 00:10:51,274 --> 00:10:52,714 What you reckon? -It's a match. 215 00:10:52,754 --> 00:10:53,954 -Yeah, it's a match! 216 00:10:56,794 --> 00:10:59,434 -Oh, he did it! -Only took two goes. 217 00:10:59,474 --> 00:11:01,994 -It took more than two. -Hope you get fired. 218 00:11:02,714 --> 00:11:03,874 You suck, Paul. 219 00:11:04,434 --> 00:11:06,434 I love you, Paul. -Thank you, Tofiga. 220 00:11:10,074 --> 00:11:11,474 -Tom! 221 00:11:11,514 --> 00:11:12,954 Who would have thought that knowing 222 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:15,314 your ABCs were going to help you in later life? 223 00:11:15,354 --> 00:11:18,034 -Finally! -What was the book for? 224 00:11:18,074 --> 00:11:19,274 -The books... 225 00:11:19,314 --> 00:11:20,874 I didn't mean to leave the books there, 226 00:11:20,914 --> 00:11:22,314 but they were there for everyone. 227 00:11:22,354 --> 00:11:25,074 And the top book was the "A to Z of Fashion." 228 00:11:25,114 --> 00:11:27,634 -Oh my goodness. 229 00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,674 -So, speaking of letters. 230 00:11:29,714 --> 00:11:32,714 Ben got up to the letter N, which was 14 attempts. 231 00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:36,434 Tofiga the letter L, which was 12 attempts. 232 00:11:36,474 --> 00:11:39,354 And Tom the letter G, seven attempts. 233 00:11:39,394 --> 00:11:41,754 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 234 00:11:43,274 --> 00:11:46,154 More changing room montages coming up next. 235 00:11:46,194 --> 00:11:48,834 But first, we've got to sell you some clothes 236 00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:50,354 that you probably don't need. 237 00:11:50,394 --> 00:11:52,754 Your clothes are fine! You look absolutely amazing. 238 00:11:52,794 --> 00:11:54,514 We'll be back after these messages. 239 00:12:03,834 --> 00:12:06,114 Hoki mai ano, welcome back to Taskmaster. 240 00:12:06,154 --> 00:12:08,434 The only place you can put a camera 241 00:12:08,474 --> 00:12:11,314 in a changing room without getting a visit from the police. 242 00:12:11,354 --> 00:12:13,834 Paul, jog everyone's memory, please. 243 00:12:13,874 --> 00:12:17,314 -Our contestants are trying to match accessories with me. 244 00:12:17,354 --> 00:12:21,034 But little did they know, I was dressing up in alphabetical order. 245 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,834 Next up, they've got a passion for fashion, 246 00:12:23,874 --> 00:12:25,754 a desire for attire, 247 00:12:25,794 --> 00:12:28,234 and the opposite of loathing for clothing. 248 00:12:28,274 --> 00:12:30,194 It's Abby and Hayley. 249 00:12:31,114 --> 00:12:33,714 -Have fun in there. I miss you when you're gone. 250 00:12:36,874 --> 00:12:38,314 How cool are fedoras though? 251 00:12:38,354 --> 00:12:39,594 The best hat. 252 00:12:42,674 --> 00:12:44,154 Bugger it. 253 00:12:46,874 --> 00:12:49,194 I used to definitely wear something like that when I was 13. 254 00:12:49,234 --> 00:12:50,554 I was a goth. 255 00:12:50,594 --> 00:12:53,594 But I actually went to Animates and got a proper dog collar. 256 00:12:53,634 --> 00:12:55,034 -Were you watching me change? -No. 257 00:12:59,034 --> 00:13:01,754 -What's that bit for? Oh... 258 00:13:01,794 --> 00:13:03,714 -I don't know what that bit's for. 259 00:13:06,074 --> 00:13:08,274 -We're getting there, I feel like. 260 00:13:08,314 --> 00:13:10,874 -What's your Viking name? -Craig. 261 00:13:10,914 --> 00:13:13,274 -God, you look good in that! -I feel good. 262 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,714 -Yeah. 263 00:13:14,754 --> 00:13:17,274 -Going to the masquerade? -Yes. 264 00:13:17,314 --> 00:13:20,034 Going to? -To Dork Town. 265 00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,914 -Doesn't feel right. 266 00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,434 Oh, Paul! 267 00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:30,154 I had them, and I changed. 268 00:13:32,754 --> 00:13:35,634 -Oh, beautiful. 269 00:13:35,674 --> 00:13:38,074 And beautiful! -No! 270 00:13:43,954 --> 00:13:45,634 -Alright. -Back to Dork Town? 271 00:13:45,674 --> 00:13:47,074 -Yeah. 272 00:13:48,154 --> 00:13:51,034 -You do look like Michael Jackson. Do a lean. 273 00:13:51,074 --> 00:13:53,074 Yeah, it's really good. It's really good! 274 00:13:53,114 --> 00:13:54,514 OK, OK. 275 00:13:54,554 --> 00:13:56,874 -You got the x-ray glasses on again? 276 00:13:57,674 --> 00:13:59,714 -Um... No. 277 00:14:04,914 --> 00:14:06,434 -I picked it up! 278 00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:08,634 -I can't stop! 279 00:14:08,674 --> 00:14:10,954 Compelled by them every time. 280 00:14:10,994 --> 00:14:12,634 -What happens if we're here all day? 281 00:14:12,674 --> 00:14:14,114 -Then we're here all day. 282 00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:15,394 -OK. 283 00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:17,194 -Are you going to go umbrella hat again? 284 00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:18,434 -No, I don't think so. 285 00:14:23,634 --> 00:14:24,754 -Get back in there. -Whoa. 286 00:14:25,754 --> 00:14:26,754 (INDISTINCT) 287 00:14:27,874 --> 00:14:29,234 -We're well off again. 288 00:14:29,874 --> 00:14:31,034 -The watch. 289 00:14:31,074 --> 00:14:32,234 -Ready. 290 00:14:32,274 --> 00:14:34,794 -I actually already know it's not a match. 291 00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:37,514 -Because you could see through the curtain. 292 00:14:37,554 --> 00:14:38,554 -Yeah. You ready? 293 00:14:38,594 --> 00:14:39,754 -Yeah. 294 00:14:40,434 --> 00:14:41,874 Yeah! 295 00:14:42,754 --> 00:14:44,394 Looking good, Paul! 296 00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:46,874 I think there was only one more possible item. 297 00:14:47,914 --> 00:14:49,154 The zebra hat. 298 00:14:49,194 --> 00:14:50,874 -Are you happy? -Yeah. 299 00:14:54,034 --> 00:14:55,754 -You ready? -No. 300 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,074 -Thought you said you were. -I'm ready. 301 00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:00,834 Oh... 302 00:15:00,874 --> 00:15:03,314 You've got to be kidding me, Paul. 303 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:06,874 We're back to bloody square one, aren't we? 304 00:15:06,914 --> 00:15:08,274 I'm feeling it. 305 00:15:10,074 --> 00:15:14,794 -You ready? -Yeah. 306 00:15:16,274 --> 00:15:18,994 Ah! We did it! 307 00:15:19,834 --> 00:15:21,354 -That's for the haters. 308 00:15:23,594 --> 00:15:26,594 -Hayley, between the necklace, the top hat, 309 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,914 and zebra hat, it's like you've got 310 00:15:27,954 --> 00:15:30,034 a sixth sense for getting it wrong. -I know! 311 00:15:30,074 --> 00:15:32,234 Now that I watch you, I should have just picked one object 312 00:15:32,274 --> 00:15:34,154 and just put it on the whole time. 313 00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:35,954 -It was a great tactic. Sadly, the object she... 314 00:15:35,994 --> 00:15:37,314 -Was X. -Yes. 315 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,474 -Yeah. I alternated between the X and U. 316 00:15:43,434 --> 00:15:46,034 -Yes. She chose the x-ray glasses nine times 317 00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:48,994 and she went to Dork Town four times. 318 00:15:50,834 --> 00:15:54,594 -Where was your autistic superpower this time, Abby? 319 00:15:54,634 --> 00:15:56,274 I mean, Tom did well there. 320 00:15:56,314 --> 00:15:58,594 -Yeah. -We now know a lot about Tom. 321 00:15:58,634 --> 00:16:00,274 -He ain't diagnosed. I'm legit. 322 00:16:01,914 --> 00:16:05,234 -Is this the first time you've ever been teased for not having autism? 323 00:16:07,074 --> 00:16:08,914 -Where's your autistic powers now, bitch? 324 00:16:11,714 --> 00:16:15,234 -So how many letters did we get around to? 325 00:16:15,274 --> 00:16:18,634 -So, Abby, the letter X, so 24 attempts. 326 00:16:18,674 --> 00:16:21,394 Hayley, the letter C. Great. 327 00:16:21,434 --> 00:16:24,354 But second time through, so 29 attempts. 328 00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:27,554 That means one point for Hayley. Two points for Abby. 329 00:16:27,594 --> 00:16:29,154 Three points for Ben. 330 00:16:29,194 --> 00:16:32,674 Four points for Tofiga. And five points for Tom Sainsbury. 331 00:16:32,714 --> 00:16:34,634 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 332 00:16:37,034 --> 00:16:39,234 What are the scores for the episode, Paul? 333 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:43,354 -With a perfect ten points, out in front, it's Tom Sainsbury. 334 00:16:43,394 --> 00:16:45,114 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 335 00:16:45,954 --> 00:16:49,034 All right, fast show's a good show. What's next? 336 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:53,034 -This task involves A-list...ers. 337 00:17:02,154 --> 00:17:03,634 -Hello, Paul. -Hello, Abby. 338 00:17:06,514 --> 00:17:08,514 -Got another one of these stupid challenges, huh? 339 00:17:08,554 --> 00:17:10,674 -They're called tasks. -Tasks? 340 00:17:10,714 --> 00:17:12,274 -We generally don't say they're stupid. 341 00:17:12,314 --> 00:17:13,714 -Oh, yeah. 342 00:17:14,714 --> 00:17:19,154 -"Write down the 20 public figures you know the most about." 343 00:17:19,194 --> 00:17:21,554 -"You have seven minutes. Your time starts now." 344 00:17:22,394 --> 00:17:23,834 -Dai Henwood. 345 00:17:23,874 --> 00:17:25,714 -Season four of Taskmaster New Zealand. 346 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,114 -Gonna go Madeline Sami. 347 00:17:27,154 --> 00:17:28,914 -Season one of Taskmaster New Zealand. 348 00:17:28,954 --> 00:17:31,514 -Joseph Parker, Steven Adams. 349 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,514 -Elizabeth I, Henry VIII. 350 00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:35,594 -How long have I got? 351 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:37,114 -You got three minutes and 50 seconds. 352 00:17:37,154 --> 00:17:38,794 -Oh my god, I have to move quickly! 353 00:17:38,834 --> 00:17:40,154 -Anthony Bourdain. 354 00:17:40,194 --> 00:17:42,154 -And I will go Paul Ego. 355 00:17:42,194 --> 00:17:44,194 -Season three of Taskmaster New Zealand. 356 00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:46,234 -All right. It's been good. -Wait. 357 00:17:47,594 --> 00:17:49,754 -I knew there was a second part. 358 00:17:51,154 --> 00:17:57,154 "Create a short biopic based on the life of your 20th public figure." 359 00:17:59,234 --> 00:18:03,354 "You may not do any further research into your figure." 360 00:18:03,394 --> 00:18:06,994 "You have one hour. Your time starts now." 361 00:18:08,074 --> 00:18:09,794 I'm going to put Beyonce down the bottom. 362 00:18:10,514 --> 00:18:13,114 -I'm going to go with Christine Daae. 363 00:18:13,154 --> 00:18:15,034 -From Phantom of the Opera? -Yeah. 364 00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:16,554 What's the Prime Minister's name? 365 00:18:16,594 --> 00:18:18,474 -Current one? -Current one. 366 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,874 -Chris Luxon. -Christopher Luxon. 367 00:18:22,514 --> 00:18:26,234 -And last of all, public figure I know least about... 368 00:18:26,274 --> 00:18:28,594 Matt Cameron. 369 00:18:28,634 --> 00:18:30,114 -Who's Matt Cameron? 370 00:18:30,154 --> 00:18:32,714 -He's the drummer for both Pearl Jam and Soundgarden. 371 00:18:34,794 --> 00:18:36,874 -Oh, no! 372 00:18:37,834 --> 00:18:39,474 -I'm dreading this. 373 00:18:41,994 --> 00:18:44,034 -This is going to be quite obscure television. 374 00:18:44,074 --> 00:18:46,954 -Is there anyone you would have rather made a biopic film about? 375 00:18:46,994 --> 00:18:49,314 -Everyone else but Luxon. 376 00:18:54,234 --> 00:18:55,714 -Great to see you get some plugs in 377 00:18:55,754 --> 00:18:57,674 for some previous seasons of Taskmaster, Paul. 378 00:18:57,714 --> 00:18:59,914 -Yeah. And they were popular as well. 379 00:18:59,954 --> 00:19:02,594 Ben had six Taskmaster New Zealand contestants. 380 00:19:02,634 --> 00:19:04,834 Haley, eleven. -Oh, wow. 381 00:19:04,874 --> 00:19:07,114 -I had many kings and queens of yore. 382 00:19:08,874 --> 00:19:11,914 -No one on her list was born after 1970. 383 00:19:15,114 --> 00:19:17,874 Tofiga's list, Chris Luxon was the only white person. 384 00:19:23,554 --> 00:19:25,314 -He didn't even know who the Prime Minister was. 385 00:19:25,354 --> 00:19:27,274 So I don't know how he's gonna make a biopic 386 00:19:27,314 --> 00:19:30,114 about someone who he doesn't know. Josh? 387 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:32,314 -Tofiga and Luxon, they've kinda got a similar vibe. 388 00:19:35,634 --> 00:19:37,994 Like a Ebony and Ivory, doing a duet. 389 00:19:38,594 --> 00:19:39,954 -Who are we watching first? 390 00:19:39,994 --> 00:19:42,754 -We've all been wondering when Matt Cameron, 391 00:19:42,794 --> 00:19:45,634 the drummer from Soundgarden and also Pearl Jam, 392 00:19:45,674 --> 00:19:47,514 would be getting his biopic. 393 00:19:49,474 --> 00:19:52,274 Well, the wait is finally over thanks to Ben Hurley. 394 00:19:57,834 --> 00:19:59,554 -Dad, what are you doing? 395 00:19:59,594 --> 00:20:01,994 Well, I'm cooking, son. 396 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,754 Because men cook too. 397 00:20:03,794 --> 00:20:06,394 One day you'll find something you're passionate about. 398 00:20:07,114 --> 00:20:08,314 Yeah. 399 00:20:17,394 --> 00:20:20,274 (FLURRY OF DRUMMING) 400 00:20:29,474 --> 00:20:30,994 -Man, I'm such a good drummer now. 401 00:20:32,354 --> 00:20:34,954 I just need a cool band with a cool name. 402 00:20:35,674 --> 00:20:37,434 (COLLECTION OF ANIMAL NOISES) 403 00:20:37,474 --> 00:20:41,114 -Wow! There's so many sounds in this garden! 404 00:20:44,434 --> 00:20:45,954 Yeah! 405 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:50,514 What is it, Chris Cornell, lead singer of my band Soundgarden? 406 00:20:50,554 --> 00:20:51,834 That's right, Matt. 407 00:20:51,874 --> 00:20:53,954 I'm Chris Cornell from our band Soundgarden. 408 00:20:53,994 --> 00:20:55,794 And it's time for our band to break up. 409 00:20:56,634 --> 00:20:59,114 I'm going to embark on a pretty average solo career. 410 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:01,554 NO! 411 00:21:08,114 --> 00:21:11,234 I'll never drum again! 412 00:21:14,434 --> 00:21:16,034 Eddie Vedder from the band Pearl Jam? 413 00:21:16,074 --> 00:21:17,634 Yeah! 414 00:21:17,674 --> 00:21:21,114 (SINGING IN ROCK STYLE) # Would you like to be in my band 415 00:21:21,154 --> 00:21:22,954 # Called Pearl Jam? 416 00:21:22,994 --> 00:21:24,674 # Again? # 417 00:21:24,714 --> 00:21:26,634 Yes! (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 418 00:21:28,314 --> 00:21:29,954 Oh, now that was good. 419 00:21:31,274 --> 00:21:32,994 There's so much to unpack there. 420 00:21:34,234 --> 00:21:36,874 It actually felt like a lot of TVNZ biopics, to be honest. 421 00:21:36,914 --> 00:21:38,914 It was using the same wigs. -Yeah. 422 00:21:38,954 --> 00:21:41,074 -It's a wig-based production. -Yep. 423 00:21:41,114 --> 00:21:44,234 -The Eddie Vedder impersonation was inspired. 424 00:21:44,274 --> 00:21:45,954 -Yeah. 425 00:21:46,634 --> 00:21:48,594 -If only you could do the biopic about him. 426 00:21:49,194 --> 00:21:50,634 -I know! Imagine that. 427 00:21:50,674 --> 00:21:52,954 -OK, if they were making a biopic about your life, 428 00:21:52,994 --> 00:21:55,274 this would be the part of the movie where the main character 429 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:58,594 sits perfectly still and waits for the ads to be over. 430 00:21:58,634 --> 00:22:00,234 We'll see you in just a moment. 431 00:22:09,354 --> 00:22:11,674 Nau mai ano, welcome back to Taskmaster! 432 00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:14,474 You're currently watching comedians make biopics 433 00:22:14,514 --> 00:22:18,194 about famous public figures they know almost nothing about. 434 00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:19,954 Who have we got next, Paul? 435 00:22:19,994 --> 00:22:22,194 -Destiny's Child, Beyonce, 436 00:22:22,234 --> 00:22:25,674 meet Ross and Vicky's child, Tom. 437 00:22:31,154 --> 00:22:36,074 -In Texas in 1989, Tina Knowles and Papa Knowles 438 00:22:36,114 --> 00:22:39,194 welcomed their little cherub baby, Beyonce. 439 00:22:39,234 --> 00:22:41,874 Early on in her life, little Beyonce 440 00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:45,474 met Kelly Rowland and they became fast friends. 441 00:22:45,514 --> 00:22:49,314 They loved going to church together and singing gospel. 442 00:22:49,354 --> 00:22:53,554 In their late teens, Beyonce, Kelly, and two other people, 443 00:22:53,594 --> 00:22:56,594 became a band known as Destiny's Child. 444 00:22:56,634 --> 00:22:58,954 Not to be confused with Destiny's Church! 445 00:22:59,434 --> 00:23:02,754 But due to some disagreements, the band split up. 446 00:23:03,754 --> 00:23:05,394 In the early 2000s, 447 00:23:05,434 --> 00:23:08,194 Beyonce then meet Jay-Z. 448 00:23:08,234 --> 00:23:12,514 They had three children together and they all lived happily ever after. 449 00:23:15,474 --> 00:23:16,954 The end! 450 00:23:16,994 --> 00:23:19,154 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 451 00:23:20,034 --> 00:23:24,474 I got to say right off the bat, 'Say My Name' is a very good title. 452 00:23:24,514 --> 00:23:26,434 -Yes, good! 453 00:23:26,474 --> 00:23:28,914 Thank you. And I also thought, you know... 454 00:23:28,954 --> 00:23:31,514 I tossed up whether I should play Beyonce and Jay-Z etc., 455 00:23:31,554 --> 00:23:32,994 but I decided not to. 456 00:23:34,234 --> 00:23:35,634 -I think that's a good decision. 457 00:23:35,674 --> 00:23:36,994 -You also got slightly confused 458 00:23:37,034 --> 00:23:39,074 because the Texas he held up for her birth, 459 00:23:39,114 --> 00:23:41,434 he wrote 1981, which is correct. 460 00:23:41,474 --> 00:23:43,714 But then he said 1989. -I know. 461 00:23:43,754 --> 00:23:45,594 I was in Taylor Swift mode. 462 00:23:47,354 --> 00:23:49,434 -OK. Whose biopic have we got next, Paul? 463 00:23:49,474 --> 00:23:52,554 -Christine sings, but Abby howls... 464 00:23:54,274 --> 00:23:55,714 made this sitcom. 465 00:23:55,754 --> 00:23:58,634 -What if we did The Phantom of the Opera like a sitcom 466 00:23:58,674 --> 00:24:00,914 after the Phantom of the Opera has happened? 467 00:24:00,954 --> 00:24:03,194 -That would be great. -Yeah. 468 00:24:03,234 --> 00:24:05,714 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 469 00:24:15,274 --> 00:24:17,354 -Oh, hello Eric, the Phantom of the Opera 470 00:24:17,394 --> 00:24:21,114 and my husband. Did you do any murdering? 471 00:24:21,154 --> 00:24:22,914 -Maybe a little. 472 00:24:23,554 --> 00:24:25,794 -Aw, Eric, you promised me! 473 00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:28,274 No more murdering. -OK. 474 00:24:28,754 --> 00:24:30,674 -I'll believe that when I see it. 475 00:24:33,514 --> 00:24:35,434 -I've got some news. -What is it? 476 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:36,914 -I'm up for a big promotion. 477 00:24:37,834 --> 00:24:41,514 So I invited the boss of the Paris Opera House over for dinner. 478 00:24:44,874 --> 00:24:49,034 -I hope dinner is ready soon. I am starving. 479 00:24:49,074 --> 00:24:50,834 -Here comes Eric now. 480 00:24:50,874 --> 00:24:52,714 He's prepared dinner. 481 00:24:59,874 --> 00:25:01,354 -Bon appetit. 482 00:25:01,394 --> 00:25:02,594 -A hand! 483 00:25:04,154 --> 00:25:06,754 I have always wanted to eat a hand! 484 00:25:07,234 --> 00:25:08,754 Delicious! 485 00:25:09,954 --> 00:25:12,234 -I'm going into labour! 486 00:25:15,874 --> 00:25:17,874 Eric! I think I'm going to die. 487 00:25:19,314 --> 00:25:20,474 Please... 488 00:25:20,514 --> 00:25:23,194 Write a musical about me one day. 489 00:25:35,034 --> 00:25:37,274 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 490 00:25:38,834 --> 00:25:40,594 -Yeah, I know what you're going to say. 491 00:25:40,634 --> 00:25:44,914 My characters have died in childbirth three times now. 492 00:25:45,914 --> 00:25:48,354 -Three times this series. -Yeah. 493 00:25:48,394 --> 00:25:51,034 -Also, you don't see many deaths in sitcoms. 494 00:25:51,074 --> 00:25:54,194 Like, my favourite episode of Friends is the one... 495 00:25:54,234 --> 00:25:56,954 'The One Where Rachel Dies in Childbirth.' 496 00:26:00,874 --> 00:26:03,634 -Alright. I'd like to see another biopic, please Paul. 497 00:26:03,674 --> 00:26:05,194 -You've got it, Jeremy. 498 00:26:05,234 --> 00:26:07,274 He's New Zealand's current Prime Minister. 499 00:26:07,314 --> 00:26:10,994 And before we started this task, Tofiga didn't know his name. 500 00:26:12,714 --> 00:26:14,714 This is the Christopher Luxon story. 501 00:26:16,194 --> 00:26:17,554 -Luxon... 502 00:26:17,594 --> 00:26:19,554 Sounds like a soap, ay? -It does. 503 00:26:19,594 --> 00:26:23,234 -Do you think he had little toy planes and stuff and then thought: 504 00:26:23,274 --> 00:26:25,554 'Aw, I wanna be CEO of Air New Zealand.' 505 00:26:25,594 --> 00:26:26,794 -Possibly. 506 00:26:26,834 --> 00:26:29,114 -And then loved honey and stuff and thought 507 00:26:29,154 --> 00:26:33,314 'I wanna own my own beehive.' 508 00:26:36,114 --> 00:26:39,674 Once upon a time in a small town in Christchurch, there was a young boy 509 00:26:39,714 --> 00:26:41,834 who loved to play with airplanes, 510 00:26:41,874 --> 00:26:44,194 and his favourite food was honey on toast. 511 00:26:44,674 --> 00:26:49,234 Christopher! Christopher, how many times 512 00:26:49,274 --> 00:26:51,874 have I told you to stop playing with those stupid planes? 513 00:26:51,914 --> 00:26:53,474 -It's not a stupid plane. 514 00:26:53,514 --> 00:26:55,354 -You're eating up all the honey as well. 515 00:26:55,394 --> 00:26:57,794 Remember, you are the future of our soap business. 516 00:26:58,354 --> 00:27:00,954 Luxon Soap. -I don't like soap. 517 00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:04,274 One day, I'm going to be CEO of Air New Zealand. 518 00:27:04,314 --> 00:27:06,554 And I'm going to own my own beehive. 519 00:27:06,594 --> 00:27:10,154 -Well, until then, you're going to be looking after our family business. 520 00:27:10,194 --> 00:27:11,794 Luxon Soap. 521 00:27:12,834 --> 00:27:14,714 Oh, smells like Luxon. 522 00:27:14,754 --> 00:27:16,514 Feels like Luxon. 523 00:27:18,314 --> 00:27:20,794 Mmm... Even tastes like Luxon. 524 00:27:20,834 --> 00:27:23,114 -Dad, you've got to stop eating soap. 525 00:27:23,154 --> 00:27:24,954 -Mmm... 526 00:27:24,994 --> 00:27:27,234 Oh, Luxon! 527 00:27:29,714 --> 00:27:32,314 Kia Ora. My name's Christopher Luxon. 528 00:27:32,354 --> 00:27:36,674 And I'm Prime Minister of 'Aot-rio', New Zealand. 529 00:27:37,274 --> 00:27:39,394 (SPEAKS WORDS IN LANGUAGE UNKNOWN -TO CAPTIONER) 530 00:27:43,354 --> 00:27:46,474 -Mmm.... Luxon. 531 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:53,074 -Josh, I love the way that Chris Luxon changed ethnicity 532 00:27:53,114 --> 00:27:55,674 just towards the end of that. It's impressive. 533 00:27:55,714 --> 00:27:57,394 -Seamless transition. 534 00:27:57,434 --> 00:27:59,674 -Yeah. -Pretty factually correct. 535 00:27:59,714 --> 00:28:02,274 As far as I can tell. I mean, we don't... 536 00:28:02,314 --> 00:28:03,994 He probably does like honey on toast. 537 00:28:04,034 --> 00:28:07,354 And his Dad probably ate a lot of soap, so... 538 00:28:08,154 --> 00:28:09,874 -And that's how he says Aotearoa. 539 00:28:09,914 --> 00:28:11,154 -That's right. 540 00:28:12,074 --> 00:28:13,554 -OK. Who have we got next? 541 00:28:13,594 --> 00:28:17,514 -It's Taskmaster New Zealand season three alum Paul Ego. 542 00:28:17,554 --> 00:28:20,114 And who better to direct it 543 00:28:20,154 --> 00:28:23,474 than someone who knows him and his family intimately? 544 00:28:23,514 --> 00:28:25,754 Hayley Sproull. 545 00:28:25,794 --> 00:28:27,714 -Two sons. Abe... 546 00:28:28,994 --> 00:28:30,914 Gabe! -Abe and Gabe? 547 00:28:30,954 --> 00:28:32,634 -Nope! It's not even Gabe. 548 00:28:32,674 --> 00:28:34,354 I've forgotten his wife's name. 549 00:28:34,394 --> 00:28:36,434 I've met her so many times. This is so rude. 550 00:28:37,114 --> 00:28:39,514 Hi. It's me. You know who I am. 551 00:28:39,554 --> 00:28:42,554 But do you know the man behind the voice? 552 00:28:42,594 --> 00:28:45,754 It's time to get to know the real Paul Ego. 553 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:50,114 Ya, ya, ya! 554 00:28:50,154 --> 00:28:51,634 Young Paul Jones enjoyed 555 00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:54,074 a privileged and lovely childhood, 556 00:28:54,114 --> 00:28:56,394 growing up in New Zealand. 557 00:28:56,434 --> 00:28:58,154 I love the 70s! 558 00:28:59,314 --> 00:29:01,794 Then one day as a young man, he met his beautiful, 559 00:29:01,834 --> 00:29:04,354 petite wife, Jane. 560 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:07,634 The only love of his life. 561 00:29:07,674 --> 00:29:09,234 Hi. 562 00:29:09,274 --> 00:29:11,394 After some delicious marital sex, 563 00:29:11,434 --> 00:29:13,834 Jane gave birth to Gabe 564 00:29:14,834 --> 00:29:16,474 and then Gabe's brother. 565 00:29:16,514 --> 00:29:18,434 Or vice versa. 566 00:29:18,474 --> 00:29:19,594 -Put your hands together... 567 00:29:19,634 --> 00:29:23,594 -But after some time, he began his historic rise as a comedian. 568 00:29:23,634 --> 00:29:26,634 I've got two children, lovely Gabe and Gabe's brother. 569 00:29:26,674 --> 00:29:27,994 And I love them very much as a father. 570 00:29:28,034 --> 00:29:30,994 But my question is, when the hell do they shuffle on out? 571 00:29:31,634 --> 00:29:33,114 I've been Paul Ego, goodnight! 572 00:29:34,074 --> 00:29:36,834 Recently, he joined More FMs Breakfast Show. 573 00:29:37,354 --> 00:29:39,754 It's not as good as ZM, but it's still all right. 574 00:29:39,794 --> 00:29:43,754 That was Robbie Williams, 'Angels' here on More FM Breakfast. 575 00:29:43,794 --> 00:29:46,034 And we're asking you currently at the moment, 576 00:29:46,074 --> 00:29:48,914 when did you fart in public? 577 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:53,954 So what's next for Paul Ego a.k.a. Paul Jones? 578 00:29:53,994 --> 00:29:58,594 Perhaps a starring role on the Celebrity Bake Off? 579 00:30:03,794 --> 00:30:05,514 -Considering you didn't know their names, 580 00:30:05,554 --> 00:30:06,914 do you think maybe you focused on 581 00:30:06,954 --> 00:30:08,994 Paul's children just a wee bit too much? 582 00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:13,834 -I have to apologise to Paul's family, whom I've met so many times. 583 00:30:13,874 --> 00:30:15,834 In particular his wife, Janine, not Jane. 584 00:30:17,274 --> 00:30:19,514 -You got Gabe right. -I got Gabe right. 585 00:30:19,554 --> 00:30:21,594 And then I forgot, um... -Isaac. 586 00:30:21,634 --> 00:30:23,354 -Isaac. -Don't tell her! 587 00:30:23,394 --> 00:30:25,314 -This is going to be quite difficult 588 00:30:25,354 --> 00:30:26,994 because I think they were all very good. 589 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,034 -They were. 590 00:30:28,074 --> 00:30:29,994 -But unfortunately, there have to be winners and losers. 591 00:30:30,034 --> 00:30:31,634 This is Taskmaster. That's the way it goes. 592 00:30:31,674 --> 00:30:33,354 -OK. -And Abby is a loser. 593 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:39,954 I mean, look, you tackled a biopic and then did a multi-camera sitcom. 594 00:30:39,994 --> 00:30:43,994 I thought Tom deserves two for his stick puppets. 595 00:30:44,034 --> 00:30:47,434 Hayley, it's difficult making something about someone you know, 596 00:30:47,474 --> 00:30:49,634 especially when you don't know the names of their children. 597 00:30:49,674 --> 00:30:52,354 So I'll give you three points. -That's fair. 598 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,834 -I thought Tofiga's effort with Christopher Luxon 599 00:30:54,874 --> 00:30:56,314 was particularly good. 600 00:30:56,354 --> 00:30:57,914 Four points. 601 00:30:57,954 --> 00:31:01,074 And I think Ben Hurley's, I thought was outstanding. Five points. 602 00:31:04,594 --> 00:31:06,314 We've run out of biopics. 603 00:31:06,354 --> 00:31:08,194 Give us a few minutes to come up with another task, 604 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,954 and we'll see you in a moment. 605 00:31:21,154 --> 00:31:22,754 Welcome back to Taskmaster. 606 00:31:22,794 --> 00:31:25,234 The only show on television still giving out 607 00:31:25,274 --> 00:31:27,754 sexually attractive women as a prize. 608 00:31:27,794 --> 00:31:31,074 Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe it's time 609 00:31:31,114 --> 00:31:33,274 for another task? 610 00:31:33,314 --> 00:31:34,554 -Aye, aye, Captain. 611 00:31:34,594 --> 00:31:36,474 If you're watching this episode illegally, 612 00:31:36,514 --> 00:31:38,834 this task is inspired by you. 613 00:31:48,794 --> 00:31:50,434 Ahoy there. 614 00:31:50,474 --> 00:31:52,194 -I don't even know what's going on there. But hi. 615 00:31:52,914 --> 00:31:54,554 -Where's the task, Paul? 616 00:31:54,594 --> 00:31:56,354 -The task is on the cassette tape. 617 00:31:56,394 --> 00:31:57,554 -Oh. 618 00:32:01,554 --> 00:32:05,794 -"Cover one eye and turn you into a pirate." 619 00:32:05,834 --> 00:32:11,914 "Cross the seven seas and circle where X marks the spot." 620 00:32:11,954 --> 00:32:14,554 "Fastest wins." 621 00:32:14,594 --> 00:32:17,714 "Your time starts now." 622 00:32:17,754 --> 00:32:19,474 -I wasn't listening. 623 00:32:23,034 --> 00:32:24,234 -OK, Paul. 624 00:32:24,274 --> 00:32:26,914 Cover one eye, turn you into a pirate. 625 00:32:26,954 --> 00:32:29,474 Cross the seven seas and circle the X. 626 00:32:29,514 --> 00:32:31,194 Sounds pretty achievable. 627 00:32:31,234 --> 00:32:33,154 Who are we gonna see first? 628 00:32:33,194 --> 00:32:36,314 -Up first, it's Sailor Sainsbury and Captain Hurley. 629 00:32:37,514 --> 00:32:39,034 -So, cover one eye. 630 00:32:39,074 --> 00:32:40,554 Exhibit A. 631 00:32:40,594 --> 00:32:42,514 What was the rest? 632 00:32:42,554 --> 00:32:44,754 -"And turn you into a pirate." 633 00:32:44,794 --> 00:32:45,994 -Done. Tick. 634 00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:48,674 -"Cross the seven seas" 635 00:32:48,714 --> 00:32:51,554 "and circle where X marks the spot." 636 00:32:51,594 --> 00:32:53,194 -Come on! 637 00:32:53,234 --> 00:32:55,794 Fastest wins! I hope there's a boat. 638 00:32:55,834 --> 00:32:57,714 -You want to come with me, squire? 639 00:32:57,754 --> 00:33:00,594 -I tell you what. Having one eye is quite hard. 640 00:33:00,634 --> 00:33:03,194 -I feel like it's a little disparity in our weights. 641 00:33:05,114 --> 00:33:06,234 -Land ahoy! 642 00:33:06,274 --> 00:33:08,234 -Must be an X around here somewhere. 643 00:33:10,794 --> 00:33:14,034 -Oh no, I didn't listen to the instructions. 644 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:16,834 -There must be an X around here somewhere. 645 00:33:16,874 --> 00:33:19,674 -Did it say go to the X and dig it up and find some treasure? 646 00:33:19,714 --> 00:33:21,634 -All the information you need is in the task. 647 00:33:21,674 --> 00:33:23,154 -It's on the tape! 648 00:33:23,194 --> 00:33:24,874 OK, I have to run back. 649 00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:29,194 -I feel it was foolish not to bring the map. 650 00:33:29,234 --> 00:33:32,434 -"And circle where X marks the spot." 651 00:33:32,474 --> 00:33:34,234 -Let's go. 652 00:33:36,274 --> 00:33:37,674 -What have I missed? 653 00:33:37,714 --> 00:33:39,954 I'm starting to get tired of this character. 654 00:33:43,954 --> 00:33:46,194 -I circled X. -What do you mean? 655 00:33:46,234 --> 00:33:47,754 -Oh! 656 00:33:47,794 --> 00:33:48,994 -Ahoy! 657 00:33:49,034 --> 00:33:50,234 A shovel! 658 00:33:50,274 --> 00:33:51,834 No X though. 659 00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:54,474 -Have you seen an X? -On the map. 660 00:33:55,394 --> 00:33:57,634 -Right. -Surely that wasn't it. 661 00:33:59,194 --> 00:34:01,074 Back in the boat, squire Paul! 662 00:34:01,114 --> 00:34:02,794 -Cross... What am I missing? 663 00:34:02,834 --> 00:34:04,994 Do I need to go back and listen to it again? 664 00:34:07,434 --> 00:34:08,874 -Magic, innit? 665 00:34:08,914 --> 00:34:10,514 -Come on, Paul! 666 00:34:10,554 --> 00:34:11,874 -Please, Pirate Paul. 667 00:34:11,914 --> 00:34:13,274 House ahoy, Captain. 668 00:34:13,314 --> 00:34:14,514 -Aye! 669 00:34:14,554 --> 00:34:17,154 -"Your time starts now." 670 00:34:17,194 --> 00:34:19,154 -I've gotta go back and get the map. 671 00:34:19,194 --> 00:34:21,234 Do you think I'm a bit of a stupid at the moment? 672 00:34:21,274 --> 00:34:22,554 -No. 673 00:34:22,594 --> 00:34:23,994 I never could think that. 674 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:28,754 -I should have known this would be a trick. 675 00:34:28,794 --> 00:34:30,234 -Oh my god! 676 00:34:30,274 --> 00:34:32,034 So there's seven Cs. 677 00:34:32,074 --> 00:34:33,954 And turn U into a pirate. 678 00:34:33,994 --> 00:34:36,114 -So I'm going to turn you into a pirate? 679 00:34:36,154 --> 00:34:37,754 -No, you're gonna turn U into a pirate. 680 00:34:38,554 --> 00:34:40,274 -Is there a U on here? 681 00:34:41,034 --> 00:34:43,794 A hat, not unlike yours. 682 00:34:43,834 --> 00:34:45,874 -I'm going to draw a little parrot here. 683 00:34:45,914 --> 00:34:48,354 -Cover one I. Cross the seven Cs. 684 00:34:48,394 --> 00:34:50,074 Turn U into a pirate. 685 00:34:50,114 --> 00:34:51,554 And circle X. 686 00:34:51,594 --> 00:34:52,914 -I've stopped the clock. -OK. 687 00:34:52,954 --> 00:34:55,554 -Stop the clock. -Oh my god! 688 00:34:56,194 --> 00:34:57,674 What a journey! 689 00:34:57,714 --> 00:35:00,514 -I reckon that's... pretty good. 690 00:35:04,554 --> 00:35:08,354 When you figured out the trick, did you want to hurt Paul in any way? 691 00:35:08,394 --> 00:35:10,354 -I wanted to hurt him throughout. 692 00:35:10,394 --> 00:35:12,394 -How many times...? 693 00:35:12,434 --> 00:35:14,434 -So he ran from the study to the lake three times. 694 00:35:15,634 --> 00:35:19,434 For clarification, it was sort of a letter-based task. 695 00:35:19,474 --> 00:35:23,514 So, cover one I, turn U into a pirate. The letter U. 696 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:26,154 Cross the seven Cs, cross those out. 697 00:35:26,194 --> 00:35:29,154 And then circle the X. So a very simple task. 698 00:35:29,194 --> 00:35:32,034 I don't know why they would go to the lake. 699 00:35:33,914 --> 00:35:38,034 -How long did it take them? -Ben, 31 minutes 15. 700 00:35:38,074 --> 00:35:41,754 -Oh... -Tom, 41 minutes 24. 701 00:35:41,794 --> 00:35:43,394 -Oh! 702 00:35:43,434 --> 00:35:46,754 Who have we got next? -Up next, it's Ahoy-ley Sproull, 703 00:35:46,794 --> 00:35:48,354 Aye-aye-by Howells, 704 00:35:48,394 --> 00:35:51,154 and Tofig-arrr Fepulea'i. 705 00:35:52,634 --> 00:35:55,514 -"Cross the seven seas and circle where X marks the spot." 706 00:35:55,554 --> 00:35:58,874 -I have to cross the lake. All right, let's go. 707 00:35:58,914 --> 00:36:00,474 -I'm gonna take this. 708 00:36:00,514 --> 00:36:02,514 "Circle where X marks the spot." 709 00:36:02,554 --> 00:36:05,314 -"And circle where X marks the spot." 710 00:36:05,354 --> 00:36:07,714 -I could just do that. I could just circle it now. 711 00:36:07,754 --> 00:36:10,634 -Just gonna double check that this isn't a trick. 712 00:36:10,674 --> 00:36:13,234 -It says circle where X marks the spot. 713 00:36:13,274 --> 00:36:15,234 -Just double checking, is that it? 714 00:36:15,274 --> 00:36:17,354 -You've completed part of the task. 715 00:36:17,394 --> 00:36:19,434 -OK. Let's go, let's go, let's go! 716 00:36:19,474 --> 00:36:21,554 -C'est la vie, to the dock we go! 717 00:36:21,594 --> 00:36:24,274 -Are we going to the dock? -Fully up to you. 718 00:36:24,314 --> 00:36:25,594 -Let's go. 719 00:36:26,354 --> 00:36:28,554 Unless I completely misunderstood this, Paul. 720 00:36:28,594 --> 00:36:31,354 -And all the instructions were on, what he just? 721 00:36:31,394 --> 00:36:32,914 -Yeah. -On the tape? 722 00:36:32,954 --> 00:36:34,394 -It's on the tape. 723 00:36:41,754 --> 00:36:44,594 -"Cover one..." Oh! Cover one I. 724 00:36:48,434 --> 00:36:50,394 -Bon voyage, Captain. 725 00:36:50,434 --> 00:36:52,434 # Crossing the seven seas. # 726 00:36:53,234 --> 00:36:54,794 (MUTTERING) 727 00:36:57,274 --> 00:36:58,514 -OK! 728 00:36:58,554 --> 00:37:00,154 Circle where X marks the spot. 729 00:37:00,194 --> 00:37:02,354 -Where X marks the spot. 730 00:37:02,394 --> 00:37:03,794 -Surely this is it. 731 00:37:03,834 --> 00:37:06,394 Are you sure this isn't me completing the task? 732 00:37:07,074 --> 00:37:08,794 -Do I dig? 733 00:37:08,834 --> 00:37:10,354 Treasure. 734 00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:12,274 -If this is just a pile of dirt with nothing in it, 735 00:37:12,314 --> 00:37:14,234 I'll be quite unhappy. 736 00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:15,714 -Is there anything under here? 737 00:37:15,754 --> 00:37:17,034 -I don't think so. 738 00:37:17,074 --> 00:37:18,154 -Oh... 739 00:37:18,194 --> 00:37:19,634 -There's nothing here. 740 00:37:19,674 --> 00:37:21,194 -Yeah. What are you digging for? 741 00:37:21,794 --> 00:37:23,434 -Well, there was a hole. I just started digging. 742 00:37:23,474 --> 00:37:25,714 We're gonna have to go back and listen to the tape again. 743 00:37:25,754 --> 00:37:27,874 All right. Off we go. 744 00:37:27,914 --> 00:37:29,874 -"U into a pirate." 745 00:37:32,234 --> 00:37:33,874 -"Turn U into a pirate..." 746 00:37:33,914 --> 00:37:35,194 -Oh, I'm a pirate! 747 00:37:35,234 --> 00:37:38,554 -Cover one eye and turn you into a pirate... 748 00:37:38,594 --> 00:37:39,834 -Done. 749 00:37:39,874 --> 00:37:41,074 -You've not done it. 750 00:37:41,114 --> 00:37:42,234 -Are you sure? 751 00:37:43,834 --> 00:37:46,194 -I reckon that's us, brother. -I've stopped the clock. 752 00:37:46,234 --> 00:37:48,474 -Thank you, sir. -Thank you Tofiga. 753 00:37:50,274 --> 00:37:51,834 -Look at me Paul. I'm losing my mind. 754 00:37:51,874 --> 00:37:53,434 I have completed the task. 755 00:37:53,474 --> 00:37:55,434 -You've not completed the task. -I think I have. 756 00:37:56,674 --> 00:37:57,994 -Cassette up... 757 00:37:58,754 --> 00:38:00,754 (SIGHS) "Cover one I." 758 00:38:05,114 --> 00:38:07,514 -"And turn U into a pirate." 759 00:38:07,554 --> 00:38:09,714 -"And then I crossed the seven Cs." 760 00:38:09,754 --> 00:38:15,194 -Have you covered one I? Stop the clock. 761 00:38:19,834 --> 00:38:21,434 -Lord have mercy. 762 00:38:21,474 --> 00:38:23,394 -Thank you, Hayley. 763 00:38:23,874 --> 00:38:25,074 -Oh my god! 764 00:38:31,074 --> 00:38:32,474 -Hayley, you were far more focused on 765 00:38:32,514 --> 00:38:34,474 acting like a pirate, really, than... 766 00:38:34,514 --> 00:38:37,794 -I thought maybe I hadn't nailed the "turn you into a pirate." 767 00:38:37,834 --> 00:38:39,994 So I was trying to drop in deeper. 768 00:38:41,114 --> 00:38:43,554 -I thought you had to do it the entire time. 769 00:38:45,514 --> 00:38:47,154 I was so sick of talking like that! 770 00:38:48,354 --> 00:38:50,434 Also, what you cut out was that 771 00:38:50,474 --> 00:38:52,514 I spent ages on the side going, "I'm terrified of water. 772 00:38:52,554 --> 00:38:53,914 I can't swim." 773 00:38:53,954 --> 00:38:56,874 And then Paul going, "You don't have to do this." 774 00:38:57,754 --> 00:38:58,954 -Oh! 775 00:38:58,994 --> 00:39:00,914 -And I was like, "No. I'm going to get in the boat. 776 00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:02,594 I'm gonna face my fears, Paul." 777 00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:05,194 -Yet again, Josh, it seems like 778 00:39:05,234 --> 00:39:10,034 Tofiga's unwillingness to move really helped him out. 779 00:39:10,794 --> 00:39:12,634 -It's a good tactic. It's a hell of a good tactic. 780 00:39:12,674 --> 00:39:16,194 -So, the current time to beat is 31 minutes 15. 781 00:39:16,234 --> 00:39:18,954 Hayley was 35 minutes 55. -OK. 782 00:39:18,994 --> 00:39:21,714 -Abby, 29 minutes and 10 seconds. 783 00:39:21,754 --> 00:39:23,674 -Not too bad! 784 00:39:23,714 --> 00:39:25,954 -Tofiga, 14 minutes and 40 seconds. 785 00:39:28,194 --> 00:39:31,714 -How did that take 14 minutes! 786 00:39:32,474 --> 00:39:37,034 -Tofiga, with most of the tasks, he would sort of read the task. 787 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:40,274 And then he'd have kind of ten minutes of just relaxation. 788 00:39:42,634 --> 00:39:44,994 -OK, so where does that leave the scores for that task? 789 00:39:45,034 --> 00:39:47,234 -That means one point for Tom. 790 00:39:47,274 --> 00:39:48,794 Two points for Haley. 791 00:39:48,834 --> 00:39:50,274 Three points for Ben. 792 00:39:50,314 --> 00:39:53,994 Four points for Abby. And five points for Tofiga. 793 00:39:54,034 --> 00:39:56,154 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) -OK! 794 00:39:56,194 --> 00:39:57,754 Now it's time for some ads. 795 00:39:57,794 --> 00:39:59,354 Unless you pirated this episode. 796 00:39:59,394 --> 00:40:01,314 In which case you don't have to watch the ads, 797 00:40:01,354 --> 00:40:03,914 but you do have to spend eternity in hell. 798 00:40:03,954 --> 00:40:06,554 We'll give you a moment to think about which is worse, 799 00:40:06,594 --> 00:40:08,354 and we'll see you after this. 800 00:40:19,074 --> 00:40:21,994 Welcome back to Taskmaster. We're about to see 801 00:40:22,034 --> 00:40:23,754 how comedians tackle a live task. 802 00:40:23,794 --> 00:40:25,594 And find out, once and for all, 803 00:40:25,634 --> 00:40:28,434 who has won a restraining order against Paul. 804 00:40:28,474 --> 00:40:32,474 But before we do, Paul, a scoreboard update, please. 805 00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:37,034 -In first place, with 17 points, it's Tofiga Fepulea'i! 806 00:40:39,914 --> 00:40:41,794 -OK, everyone, head up onto the stage 807 00:40:41,834 --> 00:40:44,754 for the final task of the show. 808 00:40:44,794 --> 00:40:47,194 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 809 00:40:48,554 --> 00:40:51,034 Oh, this looks interesting. What's going on here, Paul? 810 00:40:51,074 --> 00:40:52,394 -Josh Thomson. 811 00:40:52,434 --> 00:40:53,994 -An honour. Thank you. 812 00:40:56,394 --> 00:41:02,314 Ahem. "Listen for your note and move forward when you hear it." 813 00:41:02,354 --> 00:41:06,194 "When you hear your note, you may move one spot forward." 814 00:41:06,234 --> 00:41:09,114 "If you move forward on someone else's note, 815 00:41:09,154 --> 00:41:11,674 you must move two spots back." 816 00:41:11,714 --> 00:41:14,194 "Highest score at the end wins." 817 00:41:14,234 --> 00:41:16,074 -OK, these are your notes. 818 00:41:16,634 --> 00:41:19,954 Abby. (MUSICAL WHISTLES INCREASING -IN PITCH) 819 00:41:19,994 --> 00:41:22,514 -Ben. Haley. 820 00:41:24,474 --> 00:41:25,874 Josh. 821 00:41:25,914 --> 00:41:27,514 Tom. 822 00:41:29,034 --> 00:41:30,514 -Can we have it one more time, please? 823 00:41:31,074 --> 00:41:32,434 -No, sorry. 824 00:41:32,954 --> 00:41:34,314 -Can I give you a note? 825 00:41:36,234 --> 00:41:37,994 Love to have it one more time. 826 00:41:38,034 --> 00:41:42,554 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 827 00:41:45,234 --> 00:41:46,674 -Are you ready? 828 00:41:46,714 --> 00:41:51,794 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, -PAUL INTERJECTS WITH WHISTLE SOUND) 829 00:41:54,994 --> 00:41:56,634 (DESCENDING NOTES) 830 00:41:57,114 --> 00:41:58,714 -Two steps back, Ben. 831 00:42:00,154 --> 00:42:02,434 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, -PAUL INTERJECTS WITH WHISTLE SOUND) 832 00:42:23,914 --> 00:42:27,114 (DESCENDING NOTES) -Two steps back, Abby. 833 00:42:28,314 --> 00:42:30,434 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, -PAUL INTERJECTS WITH WHISTLE SOUND) 834 00:42:42,394 --> 00:42:46,874 (DESCENDING NOTES) -Abby, back two steps, please. 835 00:42:48,474 --> 00:42:52,754 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, -PAUL INTERJECTS WITH WHISTLE SOUND) 836 00:43:07,274 --> 00:43:10,834 (DESCENDING NOTES) -Two steps back, please Ben. 837 00:43:14,114 --> 00:43:18,954 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS, -PAUL INTERJECTS WITH WHISTLE SOUND) 838 00:43:29,554 --> 00:43:32,994 -Those are 15 notes. (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 839 00:43:35,554 --> 00:43:38,354 Come on down, everyone. Let's score it! 840 00:43:43,074 --> 00:43:44,794 I really enjoyed that, Paul. 841 00:43:44,834 --> 00:43:47,234 All right, how are we going to score this? 842 00:43:47,274 --> 00:43:50,194 Because we've got a couple of last places and a couple of first places. 843 00:43:50,234 --> 00:43:53,314 -Yes. So, Ben and Abby shared last. 844 00:43:53,354 --> 00:43:55,834 Then Tom. And in first equal was Josh and Hayley. 845 00:43:55,874 --> 00:43:58,834 -OK. So, one point for Abby and Ben. 846 00:43:58,874 --> 00:44:00,194 Three points for Tom. 847 00:44:00,234 --> 00:44:03,674 And then five points for Hayley and Josh, representing Tofiga. 848 00:44:05,794 --> 00:44:08,914 So, where does that leave the episode? 849 00:44:08,954 --> 00:44:10,994 -That means with 22 points, 850 00:44:11,034 --> 00:44:15,914 the highest episode score of the season, and his first episode win, 851 00:44:15,954 --> 00:44:19,234 represented by Josh, it's Tofiga Fepulea'i! 852 00:44:19,274 --> 00:44:21,314 (CHEERS, APPLAUSE) 853 00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:24,114 Congratulations, Josh, on behalf of Tofiga. 854 00:44:24,154 --> 00:44:26,074 Please head up to the stage 855 00:44:26,114 --> 00:44:30,034 and get nice and close to things that are only good from far away. 856 00:44:30,074 --> 00:44:31,634 Away you go, Josh! 857 00:44:33,314 --> 00:44:34,714 And that's it! 858 00:44:34,754 --> 00:44:36,834 Thanks for joining us for another episode of Taskmaster. 859 00:44:36,874 --> 00:44:38,834 Especially our favourite viewers, 860 00:44:38,874 --> 00:44:41,514 Gabe, Gabe's older or younger brother, 861 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:44,154 and a woman possibly called Jane. 862 00:44:44,194 --> 00:44:46,834 And what did we learn tonight? 863 00:44:46,874 --> 00:44:50,394 We learned that Abby Howells can't resist a pair of x-ray specs, 864 00:44:50,434 --> 00:44:54,314 and our Prime Minister can't resist the delicious taste of soap. 865 00:44:54,354 --> 00:44:58,114 But most importantly, we learned that the winner 866 00:44:58,154 --> 00:45:03,474 of episode six of Taskmaster season five is Tofiga Fepulea'i! 867 00:45:05,474 --> 00:45:08,914 We look forward to seeing you next time! Po marie, good night. 868 00:45:08,954 --> 00:45:11,194 Captioned by AI-Media ai-media.tv 869 00:45:23,874 --> 00:45:25,794 -All right. -You stupid boy! You stay there! 870 00:45:25,834 --> 00:45:29,394 -When I put this on, I'm going to completely change. 871 00:45:29,434 --> 00:45:31,034 -I'll do whatever you want, any of your bidding! 872 00:45:31,074 --> 00:45:32,834 -The vegetarian option's unbelievable. 873 00:45:32,874 --> 00:45:34,434 -That's chicken. -Whoa! 874 00:45:34,474 --> 00:45:35,954 -What! -What's happening? 875 00:45:38,434 --> 00:45:40,474 -It's been quite the show for us. -Yeah!