1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,080 (WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,480 - Hello. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,240 - Hey. 4 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:05,880 - Two. 5 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,960 - (GRUNTS) 6 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,320 (KEYS CLACK) 7 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,040 - Come on! 8 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:09,600 - (GRUNTS) 9 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,360 - (WHOOPS) 10 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,360 (KEYS CLACK) 11 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,520 - That's for the haters. 12 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,160 - (GRUNTS) 13 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,760 - Clink, clink. 14 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,920 - Chicken Little. - Cheep. 15 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,080 - (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 16 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:19,840 (KEYS CLACK) 17 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,360 Oh! 18 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,920 - (SHOUTS) 19 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,680 - Yaargh! 20 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,680 - He he he he! 21 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,480 (CLUNK!) 22 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 23 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:33,400 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2024 24 00:00:33,400 --> 00:00:35,400 (DING!) 25 00:00:35,680 --> 00:00:39,200 - Kia ora koutou katoa, and welcome to Taskmaster. 26 00:00:39,200 --> 00:00:44,080 My name is Jeremy Wells, and I believe it was a young carpenter from Nazareth 27 00:00:44,080 --> 00:00:49,240 who once said, 'Do not judge others, and God will not judge you.' 28 00:00:49,240 --> 00:00:52,720 And to that I say, leave me alone, Jesus... 29 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:56,000 (LAUGHTER) ...for I am the Taskmaster. 30 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:58,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 31 00:00:59,320 --> 00:01:03,680 Tonight, these five clowns, jesters, and downright desperadoes 32 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:07,880 will perform a series of tasks hoping to impress me 33 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,160 and get their hands on this. 34 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,920 - AUDIENCE: Ooh! 35 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:15,400 - And tonight, competing for this priceless trophy 36 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:18,840 are Abby Howells... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 37 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,360 ...Ben Hurley... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 38 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:24,040 ...Hayley Sproull... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 39 00:01:24,040 --> 00:01:27,840 ...and Tom Sainsbury! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 40 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,720 And standing in for Tofiga Fepulea'i ― 41 00:01:30,720 --> 00:01:35,200 ladies and gentlemen, Bubbah! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 42 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,360 And here on my left is my right-hand man. 43 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:44,840 Ladies and gentlemen, it's Paul Williams! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 44 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:50,240 Are we ready for the prize task? - Tonight, we've asked our contestants to bring in 45 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:55,680 the most delightful package from the sketchiest place. (LAUGHTER) 46 00:01:55,680 --> 00:02:00,520 - Mkay. Ben Hurley, you seem like the kind of person who's visited a few sketchy places in yourtime. 47 00:02:00,520 --> 00:02:03,560 What have you brought in? - Uh, well, Jeremy, 48 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:06,360 I used to work for a sketchy place, 49 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:08,640 um, called TV3. 50 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:11,160 (LAUGHTER) 51 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,600 - LAUGHS: Shots fired. 52 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:19,240 - I was 22 years of age, and I stole the dot from the TV3 sign. 53 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:22,040 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 54 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:24,680 - Wow! 55 00:02:25,040 --> 00:02:28,560 - I've had this in my possession for over 20 years. 56 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:32,600 It's one of my proudest possessions, but I'm willing to put it up tonight. 57 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,520 - Where do you keep it at home? - Oh, in a box. 58 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:37,400 (LAUGHTER) 59 00:02:37,400 --> 00:02:43,520 - OK, Hayley, what did you bring in? - I thought of one of my favourite packages, um, of alltime. 60 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,000 And so I got a sketchy done of Jason Momoa's package. 61 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,800 (WHOOPING, LAUGHTER) - TOM: Wow. 62 00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:55,240 - This is― I've actually scanned it because the original is in my bedroom on Aaron's side. 63 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:58,200 - OK, so is that so when you lean across, you sort of..? 64 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,440 - So when I turn to him and say, like, 'I love you,' 65 00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:04,440 the eye line is similar. (LAUGHTER) 66 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:07,080 - Bubbah, you are in here for Tofiga. 67 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:10,880 What have you brought in? - Yeah, probably stuffed it up already. 68 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,680 I've brought in a sketchy package from a good place. 69 00:03:14,680 --> 00:03:19,160 So, in Samoan culture, when you're dealing with money, we give envelopes with the name onit. 70 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:22,840 So I brought in an envelope with my name on it. 71 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,240 But inside... 72 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,560 (LAUGHTER) 73 00:03:27,560 --> 00:03:30,360 - An invitation to an investigation meeting? 74 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:35,680 - Yeah, from my old job when I got snapped drinking wine. (LAUGHTER) 75 00:03:35,680 --> 00:03:37,200 Years ago! Years ago. 76 00:03:37,200 --> 00:03:39,200 Last year. (LAUGHS) 77 00:03:40,040 --> 00:03:43,400 - The best thing I think about this is that it's incident one, 78 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:47,360 which says to me that there's more incidents than one. 79 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,960 - I like to leave things to the imagination. 80 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:53,400 - Tom. (LAUGHTER) 81 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,840 - OK, so my local fish and chippery ― 82 00:03:56,840 --> 00:04:00,480 it's a sketchy place because it's got a D rating. 83 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,880 - HAYLEY: Ohhh. 84 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:05,360 - They do a mean spring roll and mean chips. 85 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,680 There we go. That's the spring roll. - Is that a spring roll?! 86 00:04:08,680 --> 00:04:13,720 - Yeah. That's a D-rated spring roll, I'll tell you now. (LAUGHTER) 87 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:18,760 And also if you want to catch up on Brad and Jennifer's divorce, 88 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,200 they've got the magazines for you. (LAUGHTER) 89 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:29,040 - Abby, what did you bring in? - Well, I also went to a sketchy place, aka an art studio, 90 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:34,120 and I had something commissioned ― this delightful package. 91 00:04:34,680 --> 00:04:38,160 (SHOCKED LAUGHTER, CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 92 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:43,360 - (LAUGHS) 93 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:48,840 (LAUGHTER) 94 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:53,720 - HAYLEY: Where's your hand? - BEN: Yeah, I know. 95 00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:56,320 He's rounding second base, I'll tell ya. 96 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:59,640 - What's happening― What's happening in Paul's downstairs? What is that? 97 00:04:59,640 --> 00:05:03,320 - Well, you know what's happening. (LAUGHS) 98 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,320 You sat for this. 99 00:05:05,320 --> 00:05:07,320 (SHOCKED LAUGHTER) 100 00:05:09,160 --> 00:05:11,160 (APPLAUSE) 101 00:05:11,480 --> 00:05:15,440 - Five points, Abby. - Yeah! (LOUD CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 102 00:05:15,440 --> 00:05:17,640 Jeremy, we're back, baby! 103 00:05:19,880 --> 00:05:23,120 - One point for Ben Hurley. - Oh, come on! 104 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:27,400 - That's my least favourite part of the TV3 logo ― that red dot. 105 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:30,880 Um, also, Bubbah's made no sense because she got the thing around the wrong way as well. 106 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:32,720 So two points for Bubbah. 107 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,120 Three points for Hayley and Jason Momoa's package, 108 00:05:36,120 --> 00:05:40,400 and four points for Tom and the fish and chips. - Yay! 109 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:45,720 - OK, Paul, I am ready for my first proper task of the show. 110 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,920 - Bad luck comes in threes. 111 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,520 Incredible feats come in 10s. 112 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:52,880 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 113 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,920 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 114 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:00,400 - Tom. - Tom who? 115 00:06:00,400 --> 00:06:01,560 - Tom Sainsbury. 116 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:03,640 - Hey, P-Dub. - Hello, BH. 117 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:06,160 I've got a task for you, Tofiga. 118 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:08,960 I have a task for you. - Oh, that makes sense. 119 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:10,960 - READS: Do the most incred― - Here's your task. 120 00:06:10,960 --> 00:06:13,280 - READS: Most― Here's your task, Abby. - Thank you, Paul. 121 00:06:13,280 --> 00:06:15,840 - I have a task for you. - Got it. Yeah. 122 00:06:15,840 --> 00:06:17,040 - It's the same thing, bro. 123 00:06:17,040 --> 00:06:19,440 - READS: Do the most― - Your task, Tom. - OK, great. 124 00:06:19,440 --> 00:06:21,320 - Imagine your wheelie bin at the end of the week. 125 00:06:21,320 --> 00:06:25,200 - Here's your task, Abby. - One more. Thank you. 126 00:06:26,280 --> 00:06:28,840 - I have a task for you. - I knew there'd be 10! Thank you. 127 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:32,080 - READS: 'Do the most incredible thing 10 times. 128 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:35,360 - 'The most incredible thing done 10 times wins. 129 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,760 - 'You have 45 minutes. 130 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:40,040 - 'Your time starts... now.' 131 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,040 (APPLAUSE) 132 00:06:43,640 --> 00:06:47,560 - I'm ready for five incredible things 10 times. 133 00:06:47,560 --> 00:06:52,920 Who are we seeing first? - They're both certified 10s ― it's Ben and Abby. 134 00:06:52,920 --> 00:06:54,440 - I can do a handspring. 135 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:57,480 Well, not really. I can do, like, a cartwheel handspring. 136 00:06:57,480 --> 00:07:00,760 - That's pretty incredible. - Yeah. Like, do that 10 times. 137 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:05,440 - Well, it would be pretty incredible if I did, like, sick parkour stunts. 138 00:07:05,440 --> 00:07:11,840 - OK, I'm gonna attempt to do 10 in a row with added little things in the middle. 139 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,360 One. 140 00:07:16,400 --> 00:07:18,400 (LAUGHTER) 141 00:07:18,600 --> 00:07:20,600 Two. 142 00:07:21,440 --> 00:07:23,160 - (GRUNTS) One. 143 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,160 Two. 144 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:27,160 - That went in. 145 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:28,200 Three. 146 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,040 (GRUNTS) 147 00:07:30,040 --> 00:07:31,760 Four. 148 00:07:31,760 --> 00:07:33,680 - Three. 149 00:07:33,680 --> 00:07:35,560 Four. 150 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,880 Four. 151 00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:38,880 Wait. What's this? 152 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:42,560 My God. It's a letter from the captain of the Titanic. 153 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,520 That's an incredible find. 154 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:46,520 What does it say? 155 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:48,520 Oh my God! 156 00:07:48,520 --> 00:07:50,520 (LAUGHTER) 157 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:52,320 - Five! 158 00:07:52,320 --> 00:07:55,440 - It'd be wild if I found nine more incredible artefacts. 159 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:57,440 Whoa! Paul! 160 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,320 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 161 00:07:59,320 --> 00:08:01,680 Wait. Where did I put it? 162 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,920 - WHISPERS: Is it a kiwi? - WHISPERS: Yeah. 163 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:05,920 Oh. Whoa! 164 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:08,600 Paul, look at this. It's a little kiwi. 165 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:12,000 A brand new species. That's incredible! 166 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,440 - Not very good at golf. 167 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,760 Six. 168 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:20,360 Oh, so close. 169 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,040 Why did I put this one in? 170 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:26,520 - This is the key to the vault in the Tower of London! 171 00:08:26,520 --> 00:08:29,480 This is the cutlass of the world's most famous pirate. 172 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,800 It's Aladdin's lamp. 173 00:08:30,800 --> 00:08:34,000 This is the childhood artefact of Queen Victoria. 174 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,840 It's the sands of Father Time. 175 00:08:35,840 --> 00:08:39,440 It's counting down from when we'll all die. 176 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:41,800 - Yes! 177 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,800 Seven. 178 00:08:45,600 --> 00:08:47,600 GRUNTS: Eight. 179 00:08:48,960 --> 00:08:50,960 (PLAYS RECORDER) 180 00:08:51,640 --> 00:08:52,840 Nine. 181 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,760 - CHUCKLES: Another discovery. 182 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:57,640 - Wow, how many is that? - That's... 183 00:08:57,920 --> 00:08:59,920 heaps. 184 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,120 - And... 10! 185 00:09:03,400 --> 00:09:05,320 - It's the skeleton 186 00:09:05,320 --> 00:09:07,080 of Jean-Pierre. 187 00:09:07,080 --> 00:09:09,120 Nobody knew where his body ended up. 188 00:09:09,120 --> 00:09:11,320 It's a message in a bottle. 189 00:09:11,320 --> 00:09:14,520 It's another message from the captain of the Titanic! 190 00:09:14,520 --> 00:09:16,800 It says, 'I like piss play.' 191 00:09:17,560 --> 00:09:19,560 Incredible. 192 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:21,560 Wow. 193 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:26,600 - Abby, I think it speaks to the different minds of our comedians here 194 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:34,200 on Taskmaster that you started off doing 10 incredible parkour moves and ended up finding 10 artefacts? 195 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,600 - Identifying 10 incredible artefacts. 196 00:09:37,920 --> 00:09:41,080 Because to the average person, that would have been a bottle. 197 00:09:41,080 --> 00:09:46,520 But I looked at it and I said, 'I know this is from the captain of the Titanic.' 198 00:09:46,520 --> 00:09:49,640 - Yeah. So you found out that he actually sunk the Titanic on purpose. 199 00:09:49,640 --> 00:09:51,520 - And... - And he likes piss play! 200 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:53,240 - Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 201 00:09:53,240 --> 00:09:59,520 - Ben Hurley was pretty incredible. I mean, for a 115kg, 48-year-old man... 202 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,520 (LAUGHTER) 203 00:10:01,880 --> 00:10:06,600 ...you move very well. - A little bit of spice added to those numbers. 204 00:10:06,600 --> 00:10:10,440 - But I kind of feel like you undid your good work with the flips 205 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:13,440 with some really ordinary work in the other bit. 206 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:16,040 - Look, the 10 incredible things with the handsprings. 207 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:19,000 I was just adding a little bit of extra for experts. 208 00:10:19,000 --> 00:10:24,240 - I was impressed. - Especially for 120kg, 59-year-old man. 209 00:10:24,680 --> 00:10:27,720 - A burly unit like you. - Yeah. - Big... 210 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:31,120 - You know, I am a 60-year-old, 400kg man. 211 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,000 (LAUGHTER) 212 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:37,280 - All right, 20 incredible actions down; 30 more to go. 213 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:40,760 We'll see you after these incredible ads. 214 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,680 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 215 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,040 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 216 00:10:48,040 --> 00:10:50,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 217 00:10:51,000 --> 00:10:53,760 - Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 218 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:59,680 Before the break, we were watching our comedians try to perform one incredible task 10 times ina row. 219 00:10:59,680 --> 00:11:02,400 So far, we've seen Ben do a bunch of flips, 220 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:06,880 and Abby showed us a bunch of crap she'd chucked in the woods. (LAUGHTER) 221 00:11:06,880 --> 00:11:10,000 - Jeremy... - Who have we got next, Paul? 222 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:14,000 - He's the most far-right comedian on the show... 223 00:11:14,000 --> 00:11:18,320 in terms of where he's sitting and his political beliefs. (LAUGHTER) 224 00:11:18,320 --> 00:11:20,400 It's Tom Sainsbury. - Oh. 225 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:24,640 What is incredible? When I say incredible, you think... 226 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:25,320 No. 227 00:11:25,320 --> 00:11:27,480 - Should I do that to you and see what―? - Yeah. 228 00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:31,760 - When I say incredible, you think... - Time travel. 229 00:11:32,160 --> 00:11:32,920 - Whoa. 230 00:11:32,920 --> 00:11:39,920 - OK, Paul, I'm off to time travel to 10 different eras in my incredible time machine. 231 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,520 (EERIE WHIRRING) 232 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,720 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIM, GASP) 233 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,760 (ETHEREAL WHIRRING) 234 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,760 Oh my God! 235 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,880 I just killed a T-Rex. - And you brought back its feet. 236 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:53,840 - Yeah. 237 00:11:53,840 --> 00:11:59,880 - It seems kind of inhumane. - It does. I'm regretting it now. Put up a good fight. 238 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,040 - Guess that's how dinosaurs really went out ― 239 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:04,600 hunted by time travellers. 240 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:08,560 - Oh, Paul, I just went and told Mary that she's pregnant. 241 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:12,000 - Wow. - She took the news remarkably well. 242 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:15,840 Oh my God! I just went and fought in the Crusades. 243 00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,840 There you go. There's a memento. 244 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:22,000 Oh, boy! (SIGHS) I just went and made love to Jesse James. 245 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,400 - Congrats. - Too many beans. 246 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:25,280 (LAUGHTER) 247 00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,840 Oh, I just went and arrested Jack the Ripper. 248 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:29,400 You will not believe who it is. 249 00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:31,680 - Who is it? - I can't say. I'm sworn to secrecy. 250 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,080 Oh my gosh, that was amazing. 251 00:12:34,400 --> 00:12:37,320 I've just been partying at Woodstock. - Groovy. 252 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:38,840 - Oh, that was amazing. 253 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:44,320 I just went and hung out with Prince, Madonna and Cyndi Lauper. - FLATLY: Wow. 254 00:12:44,320 --> 00:12:45,760 (OMINOUS MUSIC) 255 00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,760 - I've just been to 2025. 256 00:12:48,160 --> 00:12:49,640 - Good news? 257 00:12:49,640 --> 00:12:56,640 - Do you have any kind of dictatory, totalitarian tendencies, Paul? - Not that I know of,but... 258 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,640 - (GASPS) Oh God! 259 00:12:58,640 --> 00:13:00,440 Oh, I've just been to the future. 260 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:03,160 - What's it like? - There's lots of LARPing. 261 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:08,240 Like, live action role play? - Oh, is that what you're doing? - Yeah. Yeah. 262 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,480 - Tom, is that you? - I've just come from the distant future, or the distant past, 263 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,560 where only amoebas live. 264 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,560 (WHIRRING) 265 00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,840 Oh, yeah, just making sure I'm back in the present. 266 00:13:20,840 --> 00:13:23,520 I'll do whatever you want. Any of your bidding. 267 00:13:23,520 --> 00:13:25,520 - OK. - Overlord. 268 00:13:26,680 --> 00:13:29,560 - Thank you, Tom. - Thank you, Paul. 269 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:35,280 - So we should probably, um, discuss the Crusades. - Yes. 270 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:36,760 - Controversial. 271 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:41,000 Which side did you fight on ― the Christian side or the Muslim side? 272 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,000 - Wow. (LAUGHTER) 273 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:49,040 - Do you want to just distance yourself from him? We're just gonna move over here. 274 00:13:49,040 --> 00:13:53,040 - I was more there kind of― I was more of a pilferer. 275 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:54,720 - (GUFFAWS) 276 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:58,200 - Any side. I'll take any of those. (LAUGHTER) 277 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,800 - Paul, I am ready for another incredible thing. 278 00:14:00,800 --> 00:14:03,320 - How about 20 more incredible things? 279 00:14:03,320 --> 00:14:05,520 Here's Hayley and Tofiga. 280 00:14:05,800 --> 00:14:07,240 - Most incredible thing. 281 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:10,040 You got a piano? - Like a keyboard? Yeah. - Yep. 282 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:12,080 - You'll play it 10 times? - 10 times. 283 00:14:12,080 --> 00:14:15,520 - I'm quite good at parallel parking. - That's pretty incredible. 284 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,800 - OK, here's the first song. 285 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,800 (PLAYS 'CHOPSTICKS') 286 00:14:23,400 --> 00:14:27,240 It's quite incredible cos it's a duet ― two people. I'm playing it by myself. 287 00:14:27,240 --> 00:14:30,000 - Just pretend this is like a busy, inner-city street, 288 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,960 and I've been circling the block for hours. 289 00:14:31,960 --> 00:14:34,040 Oh, look, there's a park. 290 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,040 ('CHOPSTICKS' PLAYS) 291 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:40,080 (REVERSE BEEPING) 292 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,200 (HANDBRAKE CRANKS) 293 00:14:44,200 --> 00:14:45,280 One. 294 00:14:45,280 --> 00:14:48,920 - What's another style you like? See if we can get 10 styles, eh. - Jazz? 295 00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:51,200 - (PLAYS UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 296 00:14:52,040 --> 00:14:53,840 - Oh my God, the eulogy's starting. 297 00:14:53,840 --> 00:14:56,640 Oh my God, my grandfather's gonna be so upset. 298 00:14:56,640 --> 00:14:59,560 I'm a bit out, but for a funeral, I'd say that's good. 299 00:14:59,560 --> 00:15:01,600 - What's another style you want? - Blues? 300 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,600 - (PLAYS BLUES MUSIC) 301 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:09,200 - Oh, good. Look, here's a park. Oh my God. Fantastic. 302 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,200 Oh, that's great. 303 00:15:12,640 --> 00:15:14,640 Hamlet's ready. 304 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:16,640 - (PLAYS CHEERY MUSIC) 305 00:15:16,640 --> 00:15:18,800 - Sorry I'm late! - That's not really acceptable. 306 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,280 You're so late. - No, no, let me just park. 307 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:24,040 I'm here, I'm here, I'm sorry. - It's a good park, but I've been here for three hours. 308 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,560 - It was an incredible park. 309 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:28,560 - (PLAYS STIRRING CLASSICAL MUSIC) 310 00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,360 - IN EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT: I'm from Yugoslavia. Oh my gosh. 311 00:15:33,360 --> 00:15:37,400 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. - Welcome to New Zealand. 312 00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,400 - (PLAYS GENTLE CLASSICAL MUSIC) 313 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,160 - You stupid boy! You stay there! 314 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:44,040 Don't move, Paul! Wait for your mum to parallel park. 315 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,040 Get in the car. 316 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:48,040 - (PLAYS CHEERY MUSIC) 317 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,760 - Oh-ho-ho! 318 00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,760 OK, ah! (CHUCKLES) 319 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,560 Here we go. Oh! 320 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,880 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 321 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,840 - Ma'am, I don't think you should be behind the wheel. 322 00:15:57,840 --> 00:16:00,360 - That's 10 songs, eh? - I don't think that's 10. 323 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,760 - (PLAYS SHORT, GENTLE SONG) 324 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,920 - Is that one? - Yeah. We'll make that one, eh? 325 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:07,160 - (SCREAMS) 326 00:16:07,160 --> 00:16:08,520 Oh God! 327 00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:10,640 I'm gonna have to parallel park! 328 00:16:10,640 --> 00:16:13,920 WAILS: Oh my God, the baby's coming out! 329 00:16:13,920 --> 00:16:16,000 (IMITATES BABY WAILING) 330 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:18,080 Incredible. 331 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:19,480 - This is a horror one. 332 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,240 (PLAYS DISCORDANTLY) Hey! I'm coming to get you, Paul! 333 00:16:22,240 --> 00:16:24,240 Oh! 334 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,480 And then I cut your head off. 335 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,080 - Mum, Dad, when this car stops, 336 00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,840 a bomb is going to go off, 337 00:16:30,840 --> 00:16:32,720 but I can't keep driving forever. 338 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,880 This is it. 339 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:37,120 - What are you doing? Don't― Don't park. - Goodbye, Paul. 340 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,120 (IMITATES EXPLOSION) 341 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,600 Ohhh! 342 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:45,120 Look at it, Paul! 343 00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:46,200 - One more, eh? 344 00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:49,480 This was Mozart's final piece before he died. 345 00:16:49,480 --> 00:16:51,480 - OK. 346 00:16:52,360 --> 00:16:56,040 - (PLAYS SOMBRE CHORD, PLAYS DISCORDANTLY) 347 00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,040 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 348 00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:05,400 - You could've made it a little bit more difficult by perhaps putting the other cars a little closer together, 349 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,320 and that was a giant parallel park. - I don't think you can see it in this, but each time, 350 00:17:08,320 --> 00:17:14,040 we made the gap smaller and smaller. But I'm glad that we actually focused on the character work. 351 00:17:14,040 --> 00:17:18,240 - Not to be a snitch, but, uh, Hayley did nine parks. 352 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,240 (LAUGHTER) 353 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:22,920 - That's actually, um... 354 00:17:23,080 --> 00:17:25,080 bullshit, Paul. 355 00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:30,400 - Well, I mean, we showed them all, and there were nine. - Well, then count my characters. 356 00:17:30,400 --> 00:17:33,080 - Well, again, nine. (LAUGHTER) 357 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:37,400 - Bubbah, did you know Tofiga could play the piano like that? 358 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:40,400 - Hell yeah. He's raised in the church. 359 00:17:40,400 --> 00:17:44,440 - His whole body moved more than he has in this entire season of Taskmaster 360 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:48,760 just with his fingers there moving. - Are you mocking my friend? 361 00:17:48,760 --> 00:17:50,760 - No. - (CHUCKLES) 362 00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:56,520 - He's really enjoyed making Paul move quite a lot so far. - Good. It's about time you moved. 363 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,080 (LAUGHTER) 364 00:17:58,080 --> 00:18:01,600 - And I was moved by the quality of his piano playing. - AUDIENCE: Aww! 365 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:07,000 - Same. It was so good. Like, every song that he did ― all 10 of them. 366 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,760 (LAUGHTER) 367 00:18:08,760 --> 00:18:10,680 (BEN CACKLES) 368 00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,520 (TOM CHUCKLES) 369 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:17,600 - So how do you want to score it? - Normally I would disqualify Hayley for not completing the task properly. 370 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,800 I'll give you a point for that. - Thank you, Jeremy. 371 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,680 - Uh, two for Ben. - Oh. 372 00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,320 - Because, no, I thought the flips were amazing, 373 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:27,080 but I think you undid them with every move that you did in between it. 374 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:29,280 Abby, three points for you, 375 00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:33,480 cos I learnt some interesting things about the captain of the Titanic with the piss play. 376 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:37,680 Uh, four points for Tofiga, because impressive piano play from him, 377 00:18:37,680 --> 00:18:43,560 and five points for Tom Sainsbury time travelling. - Time travel! Yes! 378 00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,040 - So, should we look at the scoreboard? 379 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:52,120 Currently out in first with nine points, it's Tom Sainsbury. 380 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 381 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:58,040 - OK, let's keep things moving, Paul. What have you got for me? 382 00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:02,280 - Bravo, Charlie. Take off your uniform and pour yourself a kilo of whiskey 383 00:19:02,280 --> 00:19:05,160 at the Foxtrot Golf Hotel in India. 384 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,160 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 385 00:19:15,880 --> 00:19:17,880 - Paul? 386 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,880 - I see a task. 387 00:19:20,680 --> 00:19:22,480 - Paul's not here. 388 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:28,200 - READS: Follow Paul's instructions. You may tell him to stop or ask him to start again. 389 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,880 - Hello, Paul. 390 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,880 - Hello, Paul. I'm ready for some instructions. 391 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:35,560 - PAUL OVER RADIO: Charlie. 392 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:36,600 Oscar. 393 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,160 - Hey, Oscar. Do you know where Paul is? 394 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:40,320 - November. 395 00:19:40,320 --> 00:19:42,560 - January, February, March. 396 00:19:42,560 --> 00:19:44,200 - Sierra. 397 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,200 Tango. 398 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,200 (APPLAUSE) 399 00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:50,280 - OK. Quick show of hands. 400 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:53,200 Who knows the NATO alphabet? 401 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:54,800 (LAUGHTER) 402 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,200 - Of course. - TOM: Of course. 403 00:19:57,520 --> 00:19:59,040 - No one else? - BEN: I know a bit of it. 404 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:03,480 - HAYLEY: I probably know most of it. - They've had sex, Jeremy. 405 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:07,280 - I've had Sierra Echo Xylophone. (LAUGHTER) 406 00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:11,440 - And I've had a fun time with my dad in the garage. (GROANING, LAUGHTER) 407 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,440 I mean― No, no! 408 00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:15,400 I'm sorry. No. 409 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,400 Learning the codes! 410 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:19,840 (CHUCKLES) Learning the codes. 411 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,120 - OK. Who are we going to see tackle the task first, Paul? 412 00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,920 - Once again, up first, we have Bravo Echo November 413 00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:29,400 and Alpha Bravo Bravo Yankee. 414 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:31,760 Charlie. - Yeah, C. 415 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,080 - Oscar. - Uh-huh. 416 00:20:34,560 --> 00:20:36,080 - November. 417 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,040 Sierra. - S. 418 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:39,440 - Tango. 419 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:40,400 - Const. 420 00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,400 - Romeo. - Rr... 421 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:44,400 - Uniform. - Yeah. 422 00:20:44,760 --> 00:20:47,240 - Charlie. - OK. Yep. 423 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:50,400 - Tango. - Construct. 424 00:20:50,920 --> 00:20:52,760 - Alpha. 425 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:53,760 Papa. 426 00:20:53,760 --> 00:20:54,520 Alpha. 427 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:55,800 Papa. 428 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:56,680 Echo. 429 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,680 - It's gonna be paper. - Romeo. 430 00:20:58,680 --> 00:21:00,520 - Yep. I was way ahead of you there. 431 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,600 - Papa. 432 00:21:01,600 --> 00:21:02,600 Lima. 433 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,560 Alpha. 434 00:21:03,560 --> 00:21:04,840 - Plane. Paper plane. 435 00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:07,120 - November. Echo. - Uh-huh. 436 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:08,880 - Alpha. November. 437 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:09,720 - Uh-huh. 438 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:11,720 - Delta. - D. 439 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:13,640 - Tango. 440 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:14,360 India. 441 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:15,240 Bravo. 442 00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:16,160 Yankee. 443 00:21:16,160 --> 00:21:17,120 Sierra. 444 00:21:17,120 --> 00:21:17,880 Alpha. 445 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:18,800 Tango. 446 00:21:18,800 --> 00:21:19,560 India. 447 00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:21,080 Bravo. 448 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:22,400 Foxtrot. 449 00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:23,680 Alpha. 450 00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:24,880 Sierra. 451 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:25,960 Tango. 452 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,280 - Fastest wins. - Echo. 453 00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:29,440 - Fastest. (CHUCKLES) Oh God. - Sierra. 454 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:31,440 - You can stop. 455 00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:35,360 - I'm not very good at planes. 456 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,360 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 457 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,080 - Complete. 458 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,520 - I've stopped the clock. Thank you, Ben. 459 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:53,640 Do you think anyone will beat that? - I wouldn't have thought so. 460 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:58,080 You'll see it. But actually, I figured it out before you even finished. 461 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:00,080 (APPLAUSE) 462 00:22:02,360 --> 00:22:07,600 - That is the most bored I've ever seen a contestant on the show, Ben. 463 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:11,320 - What they didn't show was Paul had to restart three times. (LAUGHS) 464 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:16,400 So I was a bit bored by the end. - It was impressive though. No pen. Straight off the top of the dome. 465 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:19,640 - Nah, must have not been hung over that day. 466 00:22:19,640 --> 00:22:21,600 - Abby, you didn't lose focus for a second. 467 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:23,800 You were right on the task there, by the looks of it. 468 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:27,760 - Yeah. It's not often you feel, oh, I'm actually doing well here. 469 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:30,640 And, um, a dangerous train of thought. 470 00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:34,520 - OK, Paul, how long did it take Abby and Ben to put the plane in the bin? 471 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,160 - Ben ― 10 minutes and 22 seconds. 472 00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:39,920 Abby ― 6.57. 473 00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:41,920 (OOHING) Speed demons. 474 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:45,040 - Ben, can I just say when the light hit your face ― 475 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:47,880 absolutely delightful skin. What's your skincare routine? 476 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:50,680 - Yeah. It's good, eh? - Yeah, what is your routine? 477 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,680 - For an 80-year-old man. (LAUGHTER) 478 00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,360 - Um, water. (LAUGHTER) 479 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:56,680 - Yeah. - OK. 480 00:22:56,680 --> 00:23:01,720 I can't wait to watch more comedians screw up some paper planes and throw them in a bin. 481 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:05,280 Don't turn the TV off now, or you'll be throwing your life in the bin. 482 00:23:05,280 --> 00:23:07,680 More Taskmaster after this. 483 00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 484 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,680 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 485 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:16,560 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 486 00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 487 00:23:19,000 --> 00:23:21,520 - Nau mai ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 488 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,280 Before the break, our comedians were told to blindly follow Paul's instructions ― 489 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,560 something nobody should ever do in real life. 490 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:33,040 Who's next then, Paul? - Ben and Abby set some very fast times. 491 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:38,200 Will these three copy that? It's Tom, Tofiga and Hayley over and out. 492 00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:41,120 - Construct a paper plane and take it to the balcony. 493 00:23:41,120 --> 00:23:42,760 - Sierra. 494 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,760 - Scrunch it up and throw it in the bin. 495 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,080 - Foxtrot. 496 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,560 Alpha. 497 00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:48,920 - Fa... 498 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,000 - Sierra. - Fastest wins. 499 00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:52,640 - Tango. 500 00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:53,880 - Tango. 501 00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,880 Echo? - Echo. 502 00:23:56,280 --> 00:23:57,720 Sierra. 503 00:23:57,720 --> 00:23:59,720 - Tango? - Tango. 504 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:01,720 - Whiskey? 505 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:04,240 - Whiskey. 506 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,240 - Lima. - Oh. 507 00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:08,440 - Lima. 508 00:24:09,120 --> 00:24:11,120 Oscar. - CHUCKLES: Oh. 509 00:24:11,120 --> 00:24:12,720 (AUDIENCE GROANS) 510 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:14,720 - Sierra. - ABBY: Ahh. 511 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:16,560 - Thank God I stayed. 512 00:24:16,560 --> 00:24:18,560 - Echo. 513 00:24:18,560 --> 00:24:19,760 Sierra. 514 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,760 - Fastest loses. 515 00:24:22,760 --> 00:24:25,920 Time to go... slowly? 516 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,120 - So the fastest loses? - Yeah. 517 00:24:28,120 --> 00:24:29,680 - What am I missing? 518 00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:31,680 Hi. 519 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,000 CHUCKLES: Oh no. - I've stopped the clock. 520 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,520 - Should I just wait here for a bit? 521 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,880 - So you're taking your time? - Yeah. 522 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:41,880 - That makes sense. 523 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:44,200 - Nice day, innit? - Really nice. 524 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,760 Perfect landing. - Thank you. But I should have gone and had a beer or something. 525 00:24:47,760 --> 00:24:49,640 Like, I was too fast. 526 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:52,800 - Time is still going? - Yeah. - All right! 527 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:57,680 - I might as well try and make it an interesting way of getting it in the bin. 528 00:24:57,680 --> 00:24:58,960 (LAUGHTER) 529 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:02,120 - You just kick it into the gutter? - Might have to make a new plane. - OK. 530 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:05,080 - The vegetarian option's unbelievable. - That's chicken. 531 00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:06,480 - That's a chicken? - Yeah. 532 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,240 - Wow, fooled me. 533 00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,960 I thought it was a cucumber. (LAUGHTER) 534 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,320 - So when do you think you'll put the..? - Ah, not till later, brother. 535 00:25:13,320 --> 00:25:18,520 - Oh, if you wanna do it later... - I'm gonna have to win this one. 536 00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:21,200 (LAUGHTER) 537 00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:24,760 OK, Paul. 538 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,760 It is now time. 539 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:31,640 And all I gotta do is just put it in? - Mm-hm. 540 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:33,720 - I think it's long enough. 541 00:25:36,360 --> 00:25:38,360 Isa! 542 00:25:38,360 --> 00:25:42,360 - Stopped the clock. - I reckon I've won this one. 543 00:25:43,680 --> 00:25:46,320 - If I remember these on this episode, 544 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:48,600 will you remember the bin? - I'll remember the bin. 545 00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,400 - We'll just pause here for now then. - I'll keep the clock going. 546 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,800 - Over and out. - Over and out. 547 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800 (APPLAUSE) 548 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:03,440 - Abby and Ben, how do you feel now? - A little bit silly, Jeremy. 549 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:06,360 - I still think Tom was faster. 550 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:10,360 - I'm arguably the biggest idiot of them all. 551 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,520 (LAUGHTER) 552 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,200 - You actually are. - I figured it out, and then I did it anyway. 553 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:16,440 - Yeah. 554 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:20,320 - So Tom was 24 seconds faster than Ben. 555 00:26:20,320 --> 00:26:22,320 (LAUGHTER) 556 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:25,440 - (CACKLES) 557 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:31,600 - It was so strange, Bubbah, to see Tofiga do really, really well 558 00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:35,000 at a task that you had to do really slowly. 559 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:36,600 - (CHUCKLES) 560 00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:39,120 - So surprising. - He's currently winning it. 561 00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:42,520 Unless Hayley can complete the task. - Well, do you have a bin? 562 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,080 - I do have the bin. - Yeah. I just need to finish my task now. 563 00:26:46,080 --> 00:26:49,920 - I'll― I'll bring you the bin. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 564 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:54,600 - Thank you. I know this is a huge pain in the balls, but... 565 00:26:59,560 --> 00:27:02,160 There you go. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 566 00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,920 - I have stopped the clock. 567 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,000 The time to be slower than 568 00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:11,720 was Tofiga's time of 69 days, two hours, 41 minutes and 10 seconds. 569 00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,000 Hayley has just come in 101 days, seven hours and 16 minutes. 570 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,680 - Wow. OK. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 571 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:23,360 - That will mean one point for Abby, two points for Tom, 572 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:25,920 three points for Ben, four points for Tofiga, 573 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:29,720 and five points for Hayley. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 574 00:27:29,720 --> 00:27:32,400 - OK, I'm ready for another task, P Dubya. 575 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,360 - It's time for another task, 576 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:41,440 and you should enjoy this one for the length it takes you to sing Happy Birthday twice. 577 00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:43,440 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 578 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:48,320 - Hi. - Hello, Tom. 579 00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,320 Hello, Tofiga. - Paul. 580 00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:52,120 - Hello, Abby. - Hello, Paul. 581 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,440 - A pleasure to see you again. - Likewise. 582 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:58,920 - Where's the envelope? - The tasks never come in envelopes. 583 00:27:58,920 --> 00:27:59,960 - What's happening? 584 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:02,520 - What am I meant to do? - Oh, just the task. 585 00:28:02,520 --> 00:28:04,520 - Oh, I know where it is. 586 00:28:06,120 --> 00:28:07,000 Ooh. 587 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000 Oh, here. 588 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,440 - Got a good feeling about this one, brother. 589 00:28:11,440 --> 00:28:13,440 - OK, here we go. 590 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,920 - READS: 'Make soap.' (CHUCKLES) 591 00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:17,920 - 'Best soap wins. 592 00:28:17,920 --> 00:28:20,800 - 'You have 29 seconds to order your ingredients... 593 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,840 - '...and 20 minutes to make the soap. 594 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:25,480 - 'Your time starts now.' 595 00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:27,520 - OK, so I need fat― a fat. 596 00:28:27,520 --> 00:28:30,640 - What kind of fat? - Vegetable fat or animal fat. 597 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,000 - I would like coconut oil, please. 598 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:33,560 - Lemon. 599 00:28:33,560 --> 00:28:35,360 - Some soap from the supermarket. 600 00:28:35,360 --> 00:28:37,160 - What, a bar of soap? - A bar of soap. 601 00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,080 - Um, soap. A bar of soap. 602 00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,800 - Like, a sweet essence of some description. Um, it can just be― 603 00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:43,360 - Be specific. - Peach. 604 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,320 - Some salt. 605 00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:45,400 - Shea butter. 606 00:28:45,400 --> 00:28:46,440 - Peppermint. 607 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:48,200 - Rexona and ice cream. 608 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,440 - Glitter. $20 in a note. 609 00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,880 - Give me some chocolate and some bananas. 610 00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:53,800 - Oats. 611 00:28:53,800 --> 00:28:54,600 - Saffron. 612 00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,400 - Bran flakes. 613 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,880 - READS: Your time starts now. 614 00:28:58,680 --> 00:29:00,680 Make soap. 615 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:03,320 OK. 616 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,360 Make soap? 617 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:09,920 Make soap. So what's soap made out of? Fat. Soap's made out of fat. 618 00:29:09,920 --> 00:29:13,160 - You've got 15 seconds. - To order the ingredients? - Yes. 619 00:29:13,160 --> 00:29:15,200 - Oh, from you? - Yes. 10 seconds. 620 00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:18,560 - I need― I need f-fat and I need― - What fat? 621 00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:21,680 - Uh, (STAMMERS) cow fat and― and― - Five seconds. 622 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,120 - And some food colouring. Some pink food colouring! 623 00:29:24,120 --> 00:29:26,120 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 624 00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:27,520 (LAUGHTER) 625 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:29,880 - I think that's all I need. I think I just churn it or something. 626 00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,280 Or is that butter? Oh my God, I don't know. 627 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:35,280 (APPLAUSE) 628 00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:40,840 - I want to make it very clear that if anyone makes soap with soap, 629 00:29:40,840 --> 00:29:43,560 there's no points. - Oh, interesting. - No points. 630 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:46,240 - So a few people did order soap. - I saw that. 631 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,280 - I think keep an open mind, Jeremy. (LAUGHTER) 632 00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:53,320 - Hey, let's let the Taskmaster do his job, shall we? 633 00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,200 - OK, Paul, whose soap making are we going to see first? 634 00:29:56,200 --> 00:30:00,800 - These three were named after the final stage of the handwashing process ― 635 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:05,280 it's Abby Towels, Hayley Towel, and Towel-figa Fepulea'i. 636 00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:07,200 (LAUGHTER) 637 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,000 - Oh, my ingredients. Wonderful. 638 00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:13,040 - I knew I should have gone to my science classes. 639 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:15,160 Any of the classes, really. 640 00:30:15,160 --> 00:30:18,320 I should have gone to school full stop. 641 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,040 - I put in too many oats. (CHUCKLES) - You can never have too many oats. 642 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:23,120 - Totes. 643 00:30:23,120 --> 00:30:25,960 Maybe that's the name of the bar ― Totes Oat Soap. 644 00:30:25,960 --> 00:30:30,520 - I've got saffron for elegance and that touch of luxury. 645 00:30:30,520 --> 00:30:33,080 - You usually put about a teaspoon in there. 646 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:34,840 And what that helps is it actually, um, 647 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:37,160 'lefritigises' the 'interproticles'. 648 00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,280 Oh, sorry, that's scientific terms you're probably not familiar with. 649 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:43,240 - Some peppermint essential oils. Pssh, pssh, pssh! 650 00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,200 - I feel like no one actually really needs to know that 651 00:30:45,200 --> 00:30:46,880 I've grated soap into this soap. 652 00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:48,760 The majority of it is shea butter. 653 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:51,440 - So you want us to edit that out? - Yes, please. 654 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,440 - OK. 655 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:54,880 (LAUGHTER) 656 00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:57,040 - That's some clean money, I think. 657 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:59,040 (AEROSOL HISSES) 658 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:02,520 - I sort of have just made oats. 659 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,800 - You just gotta let it set. Just a couple of minutes. 660 00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,200 - See, I think that's quite good. 661 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:10,200 Get it in the freezer. 662 00:31:10,200 --> 00:31:12,200 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 663 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,880 (LAUGHTER) 664 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,320 - I guarantee you, 665 00:31:16,320 --> 00:31:19,600 every bottle of soap that you buy from me 666 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,880 has a $20 bill in it. 667 00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,280 - What is the smell of your soap? - (SNIFFS) 668 00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:28,360 What does it smell like to you? - Like a 13-year-old boy? 669 00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:31,560 - How do you know what a 13-year-old boy smells like? (LAUGHTER) 670 00:31:31,560 --> 00:31:32,960 - Probably set now, eh? 671 00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:34,960 Oh God. OK. 672 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:36,520 (CHUCKLES) 673 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:39,920 - Oh my gosh, it's beautiful! 674 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:44,120 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) - (SIGHS) 675 00:31:44,120 --> 00:31:46,040 - Thank you, Tofiga. - Thank you, Paul. 676 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:48,840 - I loved every moment. Bye, soap. 677 00:31:50,840 --> 00:31:52,840 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 678 00:31:59,760 --> 00:32:01,760 (LAUGHTER) 679 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,400 (APPLAUSE) 680 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:14,360 - Bubbah, can you please explain to me what Tofiga meant when he said, 681 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,760 and I quote, 'It "lefrigitises" into "proticles".' 682 00:32:19,280 --> 00:32:24,120 - Just like when your 'feraticus' is 'mechanic-ing', it falls apart. 683 00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:28,040 So he― What he did was put it together. - Makes sense (!) 684 00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:30,280 Should we talk about Hayley's soap? 685 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:33,280 - Recycled soap with a climate lens. 686 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:35,640 But you'll feel your hands are softer― Feel his hands. 687 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:39,560 They're softer than ever before ― the oats and the shea butter. 688 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,960 Oh, like you haven't done this before! Come on. (LAUGHTER) 689 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:45,080 - They are very soft. - Very soft, right? 690 00:32:45,080 --> 00:32:48,560 - Also very sweaty. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 691 00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:53,560 (LAUGHTER) 692 00:32:54,600 --> 00:32:57,880 It's been quite the show for us. - It's been quite the show. 693 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,120 - Abby, you had money in yours. 694 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:03,880 - You cannot think of a bad thing to say about my soap. 695 00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:06,000 - I like the liquid soap. - Yeah! 696 00:33:06,000 --> 00:33:09,080 OK. We're in agreement for once. - You didn't try and turn it into a bar. 697 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:13,960 - And there was no blood in it. I didn't mention murder or dying in childbirth one time. I was so good. 698 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:18,800 - The only thing that was massacred was bacteria. - Yeah, exactly, Ben. 699 00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:25,600 - OK. More soap when we come back after these ads, at least one of which will probably be aboutsoap. 700 00:33:25,600 --> 00:33:28,200 We'll see you soon. (APPLAUSE) 701 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:30,200 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 702 00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:34,840 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 703 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 704 00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,480 - Hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 705 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:43,800 What's happening, Paul? - Our contestants are making soap 706 00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:47,880 using unique and inventive ingredients like... soap. 707 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,920 (LAUGHTER) 708 00:33:48,920 --> 00:33:52,800 - Wait, uh, Ben, what's your skincare routine? 709 00:33:53,160 --> 00:33:55,840 - Actually, it is a lot of pink fat. 710 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:59,840 - I'm very much looking forward to just seeing your pink fat. 711 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,920 - Oh. Buy me a drink first! (LAUGHTER) 712 00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:05,640 Jesus! 713 00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:08,320 Yours had many bits of, like, food in it. 714 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:14,440 Might as well put ketchup in there. Mustard, old mustard hands. - All right, pink fat! 715 00:34:14,440 --> 00:34:16,880 - I'm ready for more soap, Paul. Who've we got next? 716 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:19,520 - They're the two contestants who requested beef fat, 717 00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:23,000 and one of them requested almost nothing else. 718 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:25,000 It's Tom and Ben. 719 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:26,680 - (GASPS) - Hi, Tom. 720 00:34:26,680 --> 00:34:28,600 - Here we go. Perfect. 721 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,760 - This is us. 722 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,120 This is all I ordered, isn't it? 723 00:34:31,120 --> 00:34:32,480 - Yes. - Yeah. 724 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,960 - I couldn't find peach essence, so I got, uh, peach vape juice. 725 00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:37,400 - Oh, it smells so good. 726 00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:40,560 - So I think you just, like, get this to a certain temperature, 727 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,360 and it, like, reduces for ages, and you put some colour in. 728 00:34:43,360 --> 00:34:44,840 Here we go. 729 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,800 - This smells so bad. But anyway, there we go. 730 00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,440 - It sounds and smells like a fish and chip shop in here. 731 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:54,560 - Look at that. This is genius. Dying for a vape, though. 732 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:58,040 - Unscented, hypoallergenic pink soap. 733 00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,880 - Now, I'm just gonna put this in the freezer and hope for the best. 734 00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,600 - You've got six and a half minutes. - Go, set, be soap. 735 00:35:04,600 --> 00:35:06,600 - (SIGHS) 736 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:11,360 - It's not long till the Warriors start playing again. (LAUGHTER) 737 00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,960 - You know what? Some fat's dropped on to the bottom of the freezer. 738 00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,280 (SNIFFS) Guess what it smells like. 739 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:19,200 - Peach? - You got it! 740 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,160 - It does smell like peach. 741 00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,480 - What?! 742 00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:24,480 I've made soap. 743 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,480 - OK. Nothing's happened. (LAUGHTER) 744 00:35:28,480 --> 00:35:31,360 I'm gonna be honest with you, Paul. I don't think this is soap. 745 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,760 - What is it? - Cold, pink fat. 746 00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:35,720 (LAUGHTER) 747 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,200 - OK. Thank you, Ben. - Thanks. 748 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,200 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 749 00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:49,000 (LAUGHTER, GROANING) 750 00:35:54,880 --> 00:35:56,880 (APPLAUSE) 751 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:02,560 - I gotta say, Ben, I think that Totes Oats Soap 752 00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:06,320 might sell it a little bit more than Cold, Pink Fat. (LAUGHTER) 753 00:36:06,320 --> 00:36:10,520 - But how popular were you on the way home with dogs? 754 00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:15,680 - Tom, you actually accidentally made soap. - And it was kind of a heart shape 755 00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:20,320 to celebrate, obviously, what's going on here. (LAUGHTER) 756 00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:23,000 - So who used soap in their soaps? 757 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:26,000 - Two people. Tofiga, obviously. 758 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,800 And Hayley did grate a little bit of soap in. - Tiny, tiny. 759 00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:34,040 - I know, but unfortunately, no points for either of you guys. - Jeremy! 760 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:37,720 - Three points for that horrific stuff that― - That's crazy! 761 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:41,120 That is insanity! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 762 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:44,720 - Four points for Abby with the liquid soap with the 20 bucks in it, 763 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:47,560 and five points for Tom's accidental soap that he made. 764 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:51,840 - Yay! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - No, I'm not having it. 765 00:36:52,200 --> 00:37:00,400 - OK, this is unconventional, Paul, but I'd like to have a sneaky fourth proper task in here, ifwe can. 766 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:04,280 - Wow, you're a rebel, and That's what I love about you. 767 00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,360 Here's another task. It's time to face the music. 768 00:37:08,360 --> 00:37:10,640 (QUIRKY ORCHESTRAL MUSIC) 769 00:37:16,600 --> 00:37:18,600 - Hi-yah-yah-yah-yah. 770 00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:20,560 - Hello, Tofiga. - Hey, Paul. 771 00:37:20,560 --> 00:37:22,360 - Feeling good? 772 00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,360 - Feeling good. - OK. 773 00:37:24,360 --> 00:37:26,080 - READS: 'Make a new musical instrument. 774 00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:29,080 - 'It must be playable and smaller than a dog. 775 00:37:29,080 --> 00:37:32,880 - 'You have 30 minutes. Your time starts now.' 776 00:37:32,880 --> 00:37:35,600 - (SIGHS) I'm just gonna grab everything and bring it down. 777 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:39,200 - What do you mean, everything? - My crafts. 778 00:37:39,200 --> 00:37:41,200 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 779 00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:49,240 - All right, so whose instrument are we going to look at first? - The whole band's back together. 780 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:51,240 Here's everyone. 781 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:53,520 - Get down, boy. Get down! 782 00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:57,120 - Why'd you say that? - Just to show you that this is an Irish wolfhound. 783 00:37:57,120 --> 00:37:59,920 - Oh, like one standing up? - Yeah. 784 00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:01,680 - Do you know what this is? 785 00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:03,680 - What? - A pan-jo. 786 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,120 - That's really good. 787 00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:06,520 - I just need a comb. 788 00:38:06,520 --> 00:38:08,720 - A comb? - A comb and tissues. 789 00:38:08,720 --> 00:38:10,640 - What about, like, some kind of hat? 790 00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:13,520 You know how, like, with Australians with the cork hat. 791 00:38:13,520 --> 00:38:16,560 - OK, so this is my centrepiece and my muse. 792 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:20,200 - It's a poor man's instrument. My uncle used to play it all the time. 793 00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,880 - If I could get that in there... (GRUNTS) 794 00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:25,000 - Careful not to stab yourself. - Yeah. 795 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,360 (CUPS RATTLE) 796 00:38:26,360 --> 00:38:27,440 - Yeah. 797 00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:29,040 (PLINK! PLINK!) 798 00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,680 - You know what you play on a pan-jo? - What? 799 00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:33,960 -Wok'n roll. - He's on fire. 800 00:38:35,560 --> 00:38:37,320 - # Ba-da, da-da-da, 801 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,920 # da-da, da-da-da, da-da. # 802 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:41,840 See? - So what's actually happening? 803 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,560 Because it seems like you're just making the noise with your mouth. 804 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:46,800 - The top part is for the lower notes. 805 00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:48,040 (HUMS) 806 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,880 And the other part's the higher notes. 807 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,520 (TRUMPETS) - That's quite good. 808 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:55,520 (GLASSES DING) 809 00:38:55,520 --> 00:38:58,280 - I think this is, like, a cursed instrument. 810 00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:02,760 Like, when I put this on, I'm gonna completely change. - Whoa. 811 00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:04,760 (GRAIN CLATTERS) 812 00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,040 (STRING PLINKS BLUNTLY) 813 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:09,640 (DING!) - OK, I think this is it. 814 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:13,320 - Does this instrument has a name? - The Paul-demonium tree. 815 00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:14,640 - The red death. 816 00:39:14,640 --> 00:39:17,120 - The mellow capello. 817 00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:18,800 - Just, uh... 818 00:39:18,800 --> 00:39:20,480 Combtissue. - The what? 819 00:39:20,480 --> 00:39:22,640 - Combtissue. - Comb-tissue? 820 00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:26,240 - Yeah, combtissue. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 821 00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:30,920 - Ben out-punned you there. That was amazing. - HAYLEY: Yeah, really good. 822 00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:34,760 - One day you guys should go away for the weekend and just pun together. 823 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,240 - Jealous, are we? - Yeah, wow. 824 00:39:38,040 --> 00:39:40,040 What a cuck. (LAUGHTER) 825 00:39:41,400 --> 00:39:43,400 - (GUFFAWS) 826 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,080 - So here's some still images. 827 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:51,120 Oh my goodness, Abby. What have you done there? 828 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:54,800 - CHUCKLES: You've got to love me for who I am. 829 00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:57,240 - And Tofiga ― the combtissue. 830 00:39:57,240 --> 00:39:59,400 - Sorry. What's it called? - The combtissue. 831 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:05,040 - Oh, for some reason, I thought he said the cum tissue. I'm sorry. (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 832 00:40:05,040 --> 00:40:07,640 - Tom Sainsbury... - I'm sorry. 833 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,920 - So, do you wanna score them, Jeremy? 834 00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:14,200 - I would love to score them, but I actually probably wanna hear them first. 835 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:18,400 And we have one thrilling part to go, so stay tuned. 836 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,400 (APPLAUSE) 837 00:40:20,400 --> 00:40:22,400 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 838 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,720 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 839 00:40:25,720 --> 00:40:27,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 840 00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,880 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster, 841 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:33,640 or, as some people call it, New Zealand Doesn't Have Talent. 842 00:40:33,640 --> 00:40:37,000 We're nearing the end of the episode. (LAUGHTER) - Jesus. 843 00:40:37,000 --> 00:40:39,800 - Paul, could you give us a scoreboard update, please? 844 00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:43,280 - Abby's in second with 13, but in first with a three-point lead, 845 00:40:43,280 --> 00:40:47,200 it's Tom Sainsbury. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - OK, the stakes are high. 846 00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,680 Get on stage, everyone, for the live task. 847 00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:52,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 848 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:55,720 Oh, I like to look of this, Paul. 849 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,720 Who's gonna read out the task tonight? - Tom Sainsbury. 850 00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,240 - Ooh! - Congrats. 851 00:41:00,240 --> 00:41:02,240 - Thanks. 852 00:41:02,240 --> 00:41:07,880 READS: 'On your original instrument, perform a solo with this jazz band. 853 00:41:07,880 --> 00:41:12,280 'Best solo wins. Your solo must last for 15 seconds.' 854 00:41:12,280 --> 00:41:14,200 (LAUGHTER) 855 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,200 - Take it away, fellas. 856 00:41:16,200 --> 00:41:18,400 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS) 857 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:23,200 Please welcome to the stage on his pan-jo ― 858 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:25,200 it's Ben Hurley. 859 00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 860 00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:33,440 (STRINGS PLINK) 861 00:41:38,320 --> 00:41:40,320 (LAUGHTER) 862 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:44,520 (ALARM BLARES) 863 00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,440 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 864 00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:49,520 Give it up for Ben Hurley, everybody. 865 00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,640 Please welcome to the stage on the mellow capello ― 866 00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,880 it's Hayley Sproull! 867 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:58,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 868 00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:00,880 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 869 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,440 - A-one, a-two, 870 00:42:02,440 --> 00:42:03,960 a-scooby-dooby-doo. 871 00:42:03,960 --> 00:42:06,360 (GLASSES CLINK WARBLINGLY) 872 00:42:06,360 --> 00:42:08,360 (LAUGHTER) 873 00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,960 (GLASSES CLINK WARBLINGLY) 874 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:23,200 - Hayley Sproull with her mellow capello! 875 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:27,040 Please welcome to the stage on the Paul-demonium tree ― 876 00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,040 it's Tom Sainsbury. 877 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,000 (LIGHT RATTLING) 878 00:42:34,600 --> 00:42:36,600 (CLUNKY RATTLING) 879 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,960 (MANIC RATTLING) 880 00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:46,280 (CLATTERING, CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 881 00:42:46,280 --> 00:42:48,280 - Tom Sainsbury! 882 00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:53,440 Up next, on the combtissue ― 883 00:42:54,240 --> 00:42:56,240 it's Bubbah. 884 00:42:57,080 --> 00:42:58,760 Take it away. 885 00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:00,760 - (HUMS) 886 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,600 (SCREAMS) 887 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,600 (HUMS) 888 00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,360 (SHRIEKS) 889 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,160 (HUMS) 890 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:20,560 - Bubbah, everybody, on the combtissue. 891 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:24,040 And last but not least, on the red death ― 892 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,400 it's Abby Howells. 893 00:43:26,400 --> 00:43:28,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 894 00:43:29,840 --> 00:43:33,120 (PARTY BLOWER BLOWS FEEBLY, LAUGHTER) 895 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,960 (BEN CHORTLES) 896 00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:37,960 - (BLOWS) 897 00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:41,960 (LAUGHTER) - Oh. She's lost the party thing. 898 00:43:41,960 --> 00:43:43,560 (BLUNT CLATTERING) 899 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,440 - (ROARS) 900 00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:47,440 - Somebody stop her! 901 00:43:49,480 --> 00:43:51,480 Shmokin'! 902 00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 903 00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,480 (JAZZ MUSIC CONTINUES) 904 00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:58,400 Now bring it home, everybody. 905 00:43:58,400 --> 00:44:02,600 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS, COMEDIANS PLAY DISCORDANTLY) 906 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,600 (AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG) 907 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:09,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 908 00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:15,640 - OK, come on down, and we'll score it. 909 00:44:15,640 --> 00:44:22,040 Another round of applause for our musical comedians! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 910 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,920 That was impressive. I really enjoyed that. It's going to be― 911 00:44:26,920 --> 00:44:30,960 Oh, goodness me. There's that death mask again. - I can't take it off. 912 00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:33,240 - OK, I'm gonna have to score this. 913 00:44:33,240 --> 00:44:36,120 One for you, Hayley. - Outrageous. 914 00:44:36,720 --> 00:44:40,920 - Two for Ben with the pan-jo. - The only actual instrument? OK. 915 00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:45,040 - Three for the death mask, and the performance on the death mask ― I thought it was particularly good. 916 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,760 Four for Tom. 917 00:44:46,760 --> 00:44:50,960 And I'm gonna go five for Bubbah! - You are out of your mind! - Yeah boy! 918 00:44:50,960 --> 00:44:53,920 - BEN: You have lost your mind. - You have lost your mind. 919 00:44:53,920 --> 00:44:54,880 - Yeah-yah! 920 00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:55,920 What?! 921 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:58,600 What?! - You know what? It's over. He's lost it. 922 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:05,440 - Now, before you announce the winner of ep seven, how are we looking for the whole series? 923 00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:08,080 - In first equal, both on 107, 924 00:45:08,080 --> 00:45:10,080 It's Hayley and Tom! 925 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:11,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 926 00:45:11,320 --> 00:45:13,600 - So very close. Very close. 927 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,640 - A huge turnaround for Tom Sainsbury, 928 00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,880 who has also won the episode with 20 points! 929 00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:21,320 - Wow! 930 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:23,160 - Congratulations, Tom. 931 00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:27,680 You are now the proud owner of five delightful items from sketchy places. 932 00:45:27,680 --> 00:45:30,080 Please go and collect your items, and remember, 933 00:45:30,080 --> 00:45:34,200 that if the police ask you where you got them from, you know absolutely nothing. 934 00:45:34,200 --> 00:45:36,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 935 00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:41,600 Another episode down, and we've learnt more than ever before. 936 00:45:41,600 --> 00:45:44,560 We've learnt never to assume the end of the task. 937 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:50,840 We learned that fat might be one ingredient in soap, but probably shouldn't be the only ingredient. 938 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:52,280 And most importantly, 939 00:45:52,280 --> 00:45:56,960 we've learnt that Tom Sainsbury is the winner of episode seven! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 940 00:45:56,960 --> 00:45:59,440 See you next time. Ka kite ano. 941 00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:01,440 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 942 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,520 Captions by Jessie Puru. 943 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:07,520 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 944 00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,600 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2024 945 00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:12,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 946 00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:18,040 - Television has absolutely peaked. 947 00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:18,720 - (GASPS) 948 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:21,640 - See what this show does to you? It makes you completely paranoid about everything. 949 00:46:21,640 --> 00:46:22,240 - (WHISTLES) 950 00:46:22,240 --> 00:46:23,000 - (SQUEALS) 951 00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:24,360 - No need to be paranoid. 952 00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:26,680 - Damn you make a good girl, Paul. - Thank you. 953 00:46:26,680 --> 00:46:28,440 - Getting quite good at doing well in tasks, 954 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:31,360 but you have no idea what's going on. - No idea.