1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,080 (WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,480 - Hello. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,240 - Hey. 4 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:05,880 - Two. 5 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,960 - (GRUNTS) 6 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,320 (KEYS CLACK) 7 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,040 - Come on! 8 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:09,600 - (GRUNTS) 9 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,360 - (WHOOPS) 10 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,360 (KEYS CLACK) 11 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,520 - That's for the haters. 12 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,160 - (GRUNTS) 13 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,760 - Clink, clink. 14 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,920 - Chicken Little. - Cheep. 15 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,080 - (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 16 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:19,840 (KEYS CLACK) 17 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,360 Oh! 18 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,920 - (SHOUTS) 19 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,680 - Yaargh! 20 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,680 - He he he he! 21 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,480 (CLUNK!) 22 00:00:28,640 --> 00:00:30,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 23 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:34,800 (DING!) 24 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:38,240 - Kia ora koutou, and welcome to Taskmaster. 25 00:00:38,240 --> 00:00:43,880 My name's Jeremy Wells, and I'm hosting this show as part of my community service obligations 26 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:48,280 after being convicted last year of running a high-profile ram-raiding ring. 27 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,680 (LAUGHTER) 28 00:00:49,680 --> 00:00:55,680 So, for the next 150 more hours at least, I am officially the Taskmaster. 29 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 30 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:05,840 Tonight, we'll watch as five Aotearoa comedians desperately claw at each other like rats in abucket 31 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:11,600 all for a chance to win this, the severed head of my identical twin brother, 32 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:16,560 who died tragically after falling into a vat of liquid gold. (LAUGHTER) 33 00:01:16,560 --> 00:01:23,400 The five comedians vying for this auspicious prize are Abby Howells... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 34 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:25,800 ...Ben Hurley... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 35 00:01:25,800 --> 00:01:28,520 ...Hayley Sproull... - It's me. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 36 00:01:28,520 --> 00:01:32,400 - ...and Tom Sainsbury. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 37 00:01:32,880 --> 00:01:39,960 And tonight, sitting in for Tofiga Fepulea'i, we have Bubbah! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 38 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:44,760 And, as always, sitting next to me like a dutiful AI assistant 39 00:01:44,760 --> 00:01:48,800 that I never have to worry about one day overthrowing me... (LAUGHTER) 40 00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:52,680 ...it's Paul Williams. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 41 00:01:54,000 --> 00:02:01,600 - I've been thinking, Jeremy. In the early to mid-2010s, a lot of people bought 3D televisions. 42 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:05,600 And we don't really do enough to utilise that technology, 43 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:09,080 so I thought I would do something for them. 44 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:11,200 Look out! (LAUGHTER) 45 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:15,520 Whoa! Don't get wet. (LAUGHTER) 46 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:19,520 - Money well spent by those guys. (LAUGHTER) 47 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:21,520 - Are you done? - Yeah. 48 00:02:22,360 --> 00:02:24,160 - Good. (LAUGHTER) 49 00:02:24,160 --> 00:02:26,720 - So, for our prize task tonight, 50 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:32,960 we've asked our contestants to bring in the thing they really wanted but now no longer want. 51 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,960 - AUDIENCE: Ooh. - OK. 52 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,240 Hayley. 53 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:41,280 - So, it was the early 2010s, and Lord of the Rings was all the rage, 54 00:02:41,280 --> 00:02:46,520 and my partner started collecting every single Lord of the Rings figurine. 55 00:02:46,520 --> 00:02:52,640 And he was hoping that one day, he would sell them to collectors, and that would be the deposit on a home. 56 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:58,200 These are now worth about $5 less than they originally were... (LAUGHTER) 57 00:02:58,200 --> 00:03:01,640 ...and therefore I no longer want them. (LAUGHTER) 58 00:03:01,640 --> 00:03:04,520 - First you were getting rid of his gravy pot... - Mm. 59 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,120 - ...and now you're getting rid of his collectables. - Yeah, I know. 60 00:03:07,120 --> 00:03:11,080 - This guy can't catch a break. - (LAUGHS) I know. Soon I'll get rid of him. (CHUCKLES) 61 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:15,560 - Bubbah, sitting in for Tofiga. I'd love to know what you've brought in. 62 00:03:15,560 --> 00:03:18,160 - It's nothing bad. (LAUGHTER) 63 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:20,440 It's my boss. (LAUGHTER) 64 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:26,760 Don't want him any more. (LAUGHTER) 65 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:30,120 - What sort of work does this boss make you do? 66 00:03:30,120 --> 00:03:32,400 - Private work. (LAUGHTER) 67 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:36,840 - TOM: Oooh. - Nah, just jokes. It's my agent. (LAUGHTER) 68 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,840 - This is your agent. - Yep. My pimp daddy. (LAUGHTER) 69 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:47,200 I wanted him cos I wanted work, but now he's making me work too much. (LAUGHTER) 70 00:03:47,200 --> 00:03:51,040 - Tom. - Mine's a little bit complicated, and I now kind of regret it. 71 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,320 It's got a little bit of a sob story involved with it. 72 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:57,680 - That's OK. - So, I came of age in the early 2000s, right, 73 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:04,440 and I was a bit of a fashion victim. I unironically wore a tie as a belt. I wore bootcut jeans. 74 00:04:04,440 --> 00:04:06,440 And I also wore this. 75 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:09,000 - Oh no. (LAUGHTER) 76 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:14,160 - You might not realise it, but I've actually got a very, very big head. (LAUGHTER) 77 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:19,360 And I... I haven't been able to find a hat that fits. - AUDIENCE: Aww. 78 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:21,200 - Thank you. (LAUGHTER) 79 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:26,760 And then I found this hat, and it was the first one that fit my head. (LAUGHTER) 80 00:04:26,760 --> 00:04:30,520 And I left it behind in a taxi coming home from somewhere in Newmarket 81 00:04:30,520 --> 00:04:34,600 after having one too many mudslides. (LAUGHTER) 82 00:04:35,480 --> 00:04:37,480 Sorry. (LAUGHTER) 83 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:42,640 - Abby, what did you bring in? - I brought in my PhD. 84 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,240 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 85 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:48,720 Legit. 86 00:04:48,840 --> 00:04:51,240 - OK, and this is a very expensive thing to give away. 87 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:56,520 - I thought I really wanted it, but now I have it, I don't want it any more. 88 00:04:56,520 --> 00:04:59,000 Too many bitches. (LAUGHTER) 89 00:05:00,560 --> 00:05:03,080 Too much respect on panel shows. 90 00:05:03,080 --> 00:05:08,320 I get offered too many drugs. (LAUGHS) I wish I'd never got this thing. 91 00:05:08,320 --> 00:05:14,360 - Ben, what did you bring in? - Um, I love Star Wars, and I love world domination. 92 00:05:14,360 --> 00:05:20,800 So I found on the internet the thing I thought I would love the most ― Star Wars Risk. 93 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:22,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 94 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,960 It was over $200. - She― What?! 95 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:32,720 - And, um, then I got it, and I read the instructions, and it's so complex. 96 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:36,880 So if we can go to the next slide, you can see that everything is still in its packet. 97 00:05:36,880 --> 00:05:40,080 - Oh, wow. - And I don't want it any more. 98 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:44,280 - Did you sort of stop wanting this when you realised that you needed friends to play it? 99 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:46,240 (LAUGHTER) 100 00:05:46,240 --> 00:05:50,960 - Yeah, it's a bit of an issue for, um, Star Wars games. Uh... (LAUGHTER) 101 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:55,080 Generally, the type of people who like them are short on the friend thing. 102 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,080 (LAUGHTER) - OK. 103 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:01,720 Well, I'm gonna start with one point for Tom for the hat. 104 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:05,000 Two points for Bubbah for the agent. 105 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:10,280 Three points for Hayley for her boyfriend's stuff. (LAUGHTER) 106 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,720 Four points for Ben. 107 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:17,600 And five points for Abby for her PhD. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 108 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,680 - That's Dr Howells, Jeremy. (LAUGHS) 109 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:25,400 - OK. Let's get on with the show, shall we? I think I'm in the mood for a real task, Paul. 110 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:27,480 - Your wish is my command. 111 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,520 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 112 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:39,720 - (GASPS) Love the gloves. 113 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,520 - Thank you, Tom. 114 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:43,520 - Ooh! 115 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:46,560 - Hello, Ben. - Kia ora. 116 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,520 - Kia ora. - Over here? 117 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,000 - Yes, please. - Ooh. 118 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,600 - A nice set up here, mate. - Thank you. 119 00:06:52,600 --> 00:06:55,760 - What an intriguing group of things you have here. 120 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:58,240 - What intrigues you the most? 121 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,160 - Probably the lamp. 122 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:03,840 - The genie's about to come. That's not code. 123 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:06,720 (CHUCKLES) OK. Here we go. 124 00:07:08,240 --> 00:07:11,560 - READS: 'Say the magic phrase while rubbing the lamp.' 125 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:13,880 - 'You may not leave the study.' 126 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,400 - 'Fastest wins.' 127 00:07:15,400 --> 00:07:17,480 - 'Your time starts now.' 128 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:19,520 (APPLAUSE) 129 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:24,520 - You couldn't resist that 'genie comes' line, could you, Tom? - (SIGHS) No. I love a goodgenie. 130 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:26,480 (LAUGHTER) That's not code. 131 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,560 - A genie comes if you rub it. (LAUGHTER) 132 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:32,760 Just like everybody else. (LAUGHTER) 133 00:07:32,760 --> 00:07:36,720 - OK, this looks like a knotty little puzzle, Paul. Who are we gonna watch first? 134 00:07:36,720 --> 00:07:43,920 - You know Aladdin? Well, this next clip's got three lads in. Here's Ben, Tofiga and Tom. 135 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,560 - What's the magic phrase? - All the information you need is in the task. 136 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,760 - FRANTICALLY: Oh! Oh! Oh! 137 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:52,800 OK. I'm thinking this is― What? 138 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:54,920 Hang on. 139 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:58,640 - OK. Say the magic phrase while rubbing the lamp. 140 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,120 - I've stopped the clock. - OK. 141 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:03,360 Why? 142 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:06,120 - Say the magic phrase while rubbing the lamp. So I've gotta get the lamp out. 143 00:08:06,120 --> 00:08:09,000 - I've stopped the clock. - You have? - Yeah. 144 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,080 - Say the magic phrase... 145 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,000 while rubbing the lamp. 146 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:14,600 (DING!) 147 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:16,680 - I've stopped the clock. 148 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:20,160 - You― You've stopped the clock. - Yes. 149 00:08:20,840 --> 00:08:22,800 - I've done the task? - Yeah. 150 00:08:22,800 --> 00:08:24,960 - HAYLEY: Oh no. - ABBY: Oh no. 151 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:27,040 - Are you serious? - Yeah. 152 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:30,000 - (CHUCKLES) OK. Thank you. 153 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:34,080 - Just like that, if you're happy, I'm happy. - I'm happy. 154 00:08:34,080 --> 00:08:35,480 - Done. 155 00:08:35,480 --> 00:08:37,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 156 00:08:37,880 --> 00:08:42,120 - Nobody seemed to know what they'd done there. Ben, you were none the wiser. 157 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,520 - None the wiser. - So, an extremely simple task. 158 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:50,080 All you had to say was the following, 'The magic phrase while rubbing the lamp.' 159 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,760 - Oh, for God's sake. (LAUGHTER) 160 00:08:53,280 --> 00:08:56,880 - So, obviously, they all read that line while reading the task, 161 00:08:56,880 --> 00:09:00,200 but it was after― the task began on 'your time starts now'. 162 00:09:00,200 --> 00:09:03,040 - Yes, and so how long did it take those guys? 163 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:05,040 - Tom ― 13 seconds. 164 00:09:06,280 --> 00:09:08,280 Tofiga ― 39 seconds. 165 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,280 Ben ― five seconds. 166 00:09:11,280 --> 00:09:14,080 (LAUGHTER, CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 167 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:18,960 - You're getting quite good at doing well in tasks, but you have no idea what's going on. 168 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:21,600 - No idea. (LAUGHTER) - It's a real skill. 169 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:25,400 - I've done some of my best work in five seconds, Jeremy. (LAUGHTER) 170 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:29,680 - OK, it's on ― a race to see who can read out a piece of paper the fastest. 171 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:36,240 Television has absolutely peaked. Stay tuned. We'll be back with more Taskmaster soon. Akuanei. 172 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 173 00:09:38,240 --> 00:09:40,240 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 174 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:45,280 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 175 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 176 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:51,800 - Nau mai, hoki mai. Welcome back to Taskmaster, 177 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:55,400 the show where New Zealand comedians trick us into thinking they're cool 178 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:59,000 by pretending to not want their Star Wars or Lord of the Rings stuff any more. 179 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,040 (LAUGHTER) 180 00:10:00,040 --> 00:10:05,640 Paul, what is currently going down? - We're in the middle of a task where our contestants have to say, 181 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:09,400 and I quote, 'the magic phrase while rubbing the lamp'. 182 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,760 - But there's an actual magic lamp in the room with you. 183 00:10:11,760 --> 00:10:13,800 - Yes. I mean, I can see why that would be confusing. 184 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:18,000 I did accidentally leave my magic lamp in the room that day. (LAUGHTER) 185 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,200 - Who's next, Paul? 186 00:10:19,200 --> 00:10:22,960 - You know the Lady and the Tramp? Well, here's the ladies and the lamp. 187 00:10:22,960 --> 00:10:25,600 (LAUGHTER) It's Hayley and Abby. 188 00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,440 - What's the magic phrase? 189 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,080 - READS: Say the magic phrase. 190 00:10:29,080 --> 00:10:33,120 That's the phrase! OK. (LAUGHS) So I just need to get in there. 191 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,480 - What are you thinking? 192 00:10:34,480 --> 00:10:39,160 - I'm thinking that there's, like, a trick to finding the phrase. - OK. 193 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:42,880 - SINGSONGY: Say the phrase while rubbing the lamp. 194 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:44,880 What is that? 195 00:10:45,320 --> 00:10:49,360 - That's different. - Oh, that's my music. My royalty-free jams. 196 00:10:49,360 --> 00:10:53,080 - It's playing Sad Memories. (SOLEMN PIANO MUSIC PLAYS) 197 00:10:53,080 --> 00:10:55,080 - (BREATHES DEEPLY) 198 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:58,080 - Are you all right? 199 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,880 - Oh, I'm sorry, Paul. (CHUCKLES) 200 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:03,040 - What's wrong? 201 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:06,120 (SAD MUSIC PLAYS) 202 00:11:08,800 --> 00:11:10,800 (CONGA MUSIC PLAYS) 203 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,840 (LAUGHTER) 204 00:11:17,680 --> 00:11:19,880 (PERCUSSIVE MUSIC PLAYS) 205 00:11:21,680 --> 00:11:22,880 - Paul! 206 00:11:22,880 --> 00:11:24,520 You're so good! 207 00:11:24,520 --> 00:11:26,400 - Wow. 208 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:28,400 Paul. 209 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:30,480 (BREEZY MUSIC PLAYS) 210 00:11:35,440 --> 00:11:37,440 (LAUGHS) 211 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:39,800 (SULTRY MUSIC PLAYS) 212 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,360 - Oh! 213 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,400 - LAUGHS: Oh my God. 214 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,920 A song called Sultry Nights. 215 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:51,880 - LAUGHS: Oh! 216 00:11:52,520 --> 00:11:54,520 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYS) 217 00:11:54,760 --> 00:11:56,360 - No. (LAUGHS) 218 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,360 Paul, no! (LAUGHS) 219 00:11:59,400 --> 00:12:01,400 - Task! 220 00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,040 Say 'task'. 221 00:12:03,040 --> 00:12:07,120 That's that what the songs spell out. 'Say task'. 222 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:09,920 Sort of thought that would have an effect. 223 00:12:09,920 --> 00:12:13,560 - This lock is interesting. If I press it, it goes red. 224 00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:14,960 - Task. 225 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:15,960 Task. 226 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,640 Task. (CHUCKLES) 227 00:12:17,640 --> 00:12:19,840 - Could I use your finger? - Yeah. 228 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,000 - Task! 229 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,200 Task. 230 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:23,280 AMERICAN ACCENT: Task. 231 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:25,840 - Do you think it's, like, a voice activated...? - I don't know, Paul. 232 00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:29,720 - It's a fingerprint lock. - Give me your fingerprints. 233 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,280 (GASPS) 234 00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:33,280 - Wow! Thank you, Paul. 235 00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,280 - Ew. 236 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:39,560 READS: I am a bread herring. 237 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,640 - READS: You're a red herring, right? 238 00:12:42,640 --> 00:12:45,200 Y-A-R-H-R. 239 00:12:45,440 --> 00:12:46,960 Y... 240 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:47,880 A. 241 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:49,600 - You're a... 242 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,600 red herring, right! 243 00:12:52,440 --> 00:12:54,440 - Ah! 244 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:55,480 - Chocolate money. 245 00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:57,200 - SINGSONGY: Give me some money. 246 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:59,200 READS: Look up. 247 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:01,000 - (GASPS) 248 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,000 Ah! 249 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,440 - Yas! 250 00:13:04,440 --> 00:13:06,720 Looks like a key to the lamp. 251 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:13,360 - Task. 252 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,360 (LAUGHTER) 253 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,440 Say 'task'. 254 00:13:17,440 --> 00:13:18,560 - Task. 255 00:13:18,560 --> 00:13:20,760 - Am I done? - Oh, no. - Oh... 256 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,520 - It's the lamp. 257 00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:27,680 And now I've got to say the magic phrase while rubbing the lamp. - I've stopped the clock. 258 00:13:27,680 --> 00:13:29,360 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 259 00:13:29,360 --> 00:13:32,360 - Did I say the magic phrase? - You've completed the task. 260 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,360 - I did it. - You did it. 261 00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:38,880 - READS: Say the magic phrase while rubbing the lamp. - I've stopped the clock. 262 00:13:38,880 --> 00:13:40,080 - Oh. 263 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,080 OK, great. So I'm done. 264 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,560 - Yeah. 265 00:13:43,560 --> 00:13:45,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 266 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:49,320 - Oh deary me. 267 00:13:49,320 --> 00:13:53,880 - Why do I get so much joy out of watching people do pointless tasks? 268 00:13:53,880 --> 00:13:57,840 - I know. You think you've got joy. Did you see my little face? (LAUGHS) 269 00:13:57,840 --> 00:14:02,040 I― Task! I really thought I had it so many times. 270 00:14:02,280 --> 00:14:07,520 - So pleased with myself. I was like, 'Oh, everyone's gonna see how smart I am after this task.' 271 00:14:07,520 --> 00:14:11,280 - Also, Hayley did come incredibly close right at the start. 272 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:15,640 Two seconds into her attempt, she said, 'say the phrase while rubbing the lamp.' 273 00:14:15,640 --> 00:14:19,400 So she was missing the word 'magic'. - Ohhhhhhh. 274 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:23,600 And how long did it take? - She took 7.29. (LAUGHTER) 275 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,680 Yes. - OK. 276 00:14:24,680 --> 00:14:26,680 - Abby ― 8.19. 277 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,480 Mm. - Is that better or worse than five seconds? 278 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,480 (LAUGHTER) 279 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,680 - In the bedroom ― better. (LAUGHTER) 280 00:14:35,320 --> 00:14:37,240 - OK. How did the scores wind up, then? 281 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:40,840 - So that means one point for Abby, two points for Hayley... - OK. 282 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:45,560 - ...three points for Tofiga, four points for Tom, and five points for Ben Hurley. 283 00:14:45,560 --> 00:14:47,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 284 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,560 - How are our episode scores looking, Paul? 285 00:14:50,560 --> 00:14:54,480 - Leading the pack with nine points, it's Ben Hurley. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 286 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,480 - Thank you. 287 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,920 - I'm feeling ready for another task. What have you got for me, Paul? 288 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:07,200 - This one's a team task, and it's gonna synergise the hell out of your actionables. 289 00:15:07,200 --> 00:15:09,200 (LAUGHTER) 290 00:15:09,320 --> 00:15:11,320 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 291 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:18,000 - Ooh, this is nice. Refreshments. - Oh! A little party. 292 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,920 - TOM: Yum. - ABBY: Oh, nice. 293 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:20,760 - Hello, Tom. - Hello. 294 00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,160 - Hello, Tofiga. - Hey, Paul. 295 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:24,160 - Hello, Abby. - Hello, Paul. 296 00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:27,160 - Hello, Hayley. Hello, Ben. - Hi, Paul. - Hey. 297 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,360 May I? - Yeah, you go for it. 298 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,440 - OK, let's go. 299 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:36,680 - READS: 'Create and run a corporate retreat. You have one hour.' 300 00:15:36,680 --> 00:15:39,400 - 'Your attendees arrive in 30 minutes.' 301 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,960 - 'Best corporate retreat wins.' 302 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:44,040 - 'Your time starts now.' 303 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:45,680 - This is a goodie. - OK. 304 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,200 - Shall we snack to think of ideas? - Yeah, got it. Great call. 305 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:53,320 What happens at a corporate retreat? - They've gotta talk about, um, KPIs. 306 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:56,000 - What does that stand for? - Key performance indicators. - Yup. 307 00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:57,640 - I could do some icebreakers in the beginning. 308 00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,000 - Yes, that's really good. - Yes. That's good. 309 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,760 - That's great. I have autism, so that's probably not the best one for me. (CHUCKLES) 310 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:06,320 - If you were to start a company, what would you start? - Maybe, like, an airline. 311 00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:08,920 - We're creating. - We only fly around the North Island. 312 00:16:08,920 --> 00:16:10,960 North Island. - A North Island exclusive airline. - Yeah. 313 00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,000 - OK, that's our company. 314 00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,240 - Oh, yeah, what's our corporate message? 315 00:16:14,240 --> 00:16:16,520 - A veneer of caring. - Yeah. 316 00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:18,360 - But money first. - OK. 317 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:20,800 - If we call it North Airlines... - Yup. 318 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,520 - ...and then using it like a, um... - Um... Acrostic poem. - ...acrostic. 319 00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:27,320 'N' - no Southlanders. - (LAUGHS) 320 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:31,280 - Um, 'O' ― orange juice only. - (LAUGHS) I like that, yeah. 321 00:16:31,280 --> 00:16:35,560 - Do you serve water? - No, oran... Follow the ethos. 322 00:16:35,560 --> 00:16:37,560 Orange juice only. 323 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,600 (APPLAUSE) 324 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:46,200 - Tom, I liked your line ― 'a veneer of caring but money first.' 325 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:50,240 - Yes. That's how I live my life too. (LAUGHTER) 326 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,560 - OK, whose corporate retreat do we have to sit through first, Paul? 327 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:58,160 - Do you know what the email abbreviation 'ATTN' means? 328 00:16:58,320 --> 00:17:02,520 It stands for 'Abby, Tofiga, Tom Now'. (LAUGHTER) 329 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:06,200 - Welcome, welcome, welcome. Hello. 330 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,760 Hello, Daphne. Lovely to meet you. 331 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:09,160 Yeah, hi, Todd. 332 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,960 Grab yourself a cup of team, and then come and have a seat and make yourself comfortable, 333 00:17:11,960 --> 00:17:14,680 and we'll get straight into it, cos, you know, time is money. 334 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:18,960 - ABBY: A water? Of course. Good to stay hydrated in this life. 335 00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,480 - Great to have everyone here this morning. 336 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:24,360 We're gonna have― just do a couple of little icebreaker just to get us into it. 337 00:17:24,360 --> 00:17:27,680 So if I can ask everyone to please stand, turn to your left 338 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,360 and massage the shoulders of the person in front of you. 339 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:36,440 There you go. And humming ― humming at the same time. Mm, mm, mm. 340 00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:38,920 Now, chops, chops. Very nice. 341 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:42,400 - I've got some acronyms here. Say it with me, everyone. 342 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:45,600 - ALL: Money and power over people. 343 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:48,200 - I want you to go home and think about that, OK? 344 00:17:48,200 --> 00:17:51,680 I'm gonna hand you over to a very, very special guest. 345 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:54,520 I don't know if you've seen her around. She's actually been in disguise. 346 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:56,720 I'm gonna hand you over to... 347 00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:01,840 - That's right. It's me, Trish, the top executive at this firm. 348 00:18:01,840 --> 00:18:04,760 So let that be an important lesson to all of you. 349 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:09,040 You don't know who you're talking to, so always say your please and thank yous. 350 00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:12,840 Now, I actually had a not-easy rise to the top. 351 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:17,680 Me and my family, we lived in this place, and everything was going great there. 352 00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:20,400 But my uncle ― my uncle was a jealous man. 353 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:27,280 And one time, he told me there was gonna be a bunch of wildebeests and I should go and seethem. 354 00:18:27,280 --> 00:18:30,720 My dad, he tries to save me from all the wildebeest, 355 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:35,400 but, actually, he falls into the wildebeest, and he died. 356 00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:36,320 I know. 357 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:40,240 - OK, just to finish our corporate retreat, we're all gonna stand up, 358 00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:42,760 and we're all gonna sing our company song. 359 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,880 A five, six, seven, eight. 360 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,200 - CONTESTANTS: # Corporations 361 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:52,080 # watch everything we do 362 00:18:52,280 --> 00:18:54,920 # so they can do 363 00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:59,520 # targeted marketing. # 364 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:02,200 - Thank you very much. Thank you so much. - TOFIGA: Wow! Whoo-hoo! 365 00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,600 - Go forth! Go forth! - Oh, go! 366 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,800 Thanks for coming, guys. - Thank you for coming. - Thank you for coming. 367 00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:10,040 - Thank you. - We really appreciate it. - I love that song. 368 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 369 00:19:16,520 --> 00:19:19,520 - Got a bit Nuremberg rally, Nazi sort of vibe there 370 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:23,160 with the 'go forth, go forth', Tom, at the end there. - It does. I feel icky. 371 00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:27,000 But, you know, such is corporate life. You know? (LAUGHTER) 372 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:30,960 - I could see at one point there, Tom, you were very concerned with where Trish's speech went. 373 00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:35,800 - Yeah, I was. I was confused about her species for a second, but, you know, it all workedout. 374 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:39,080 - It felt a lot like the plot to The Lion King, actually. 375 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:43,240 - (LAUGHS) Trish's story is a lot like the plot to The Lion King. 376 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:46,520 - But, also, The Lion King stole from Hamlet, so we all steal stories. 377 00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,520 - Yeah, and Hamlet stole from Trish. (LAUGHTER) 378 00:19:50,880 --> 00:19:55,280 - Bubbah, how did you feel about Tofiga's massaging that he was getting the people to do? 379 00:19:55,280 --> 00:20:01,080 - A little different perspective on how close you can get to people without it being weird. 380 00:20:01,080 --> 00:20:04,680 -Withoutbeing weird? - I think it was pretty weird, to be honest. 381 00:20:04,680 --> 00:20:09,360 - I would've bonded with someone. Let's all... (LAUGHTER) 382 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,360 Yeah, see? 383 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:14,000 See? - Oh, it's quite nice. (APPLAUSE) 384 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:16,160 - Very nice. - I actually do feel closer. 385 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:21,280 - Yeah, what a great retreat idea. What a five-points-deserving treat― retreat idea. 386 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,320 (LAUGHTER) 387 00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:26,960 - All right. I think we need to take this offline, which is corporate television speak for anad break. 388 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:31,840 We'll see you back here for another corporate retreat very soon when Taskmaster returns. 389 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:33,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 390 00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:35,480 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 391 00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,600 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 392 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:43,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 393 00:20:44,920 --> 00:20:46,640 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. 394 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:48,880 Fill me in, Paul. Where are we at? 395 00:20:48,880 --> 00:20:53,040 - Our teams are attempting to create corporate retreats for a busload of people 396 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:55,680 who have no idea what they're going to do. 397 00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,040 So far, it's been a lot of acronym-based stuff. 398 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,560 - Yeah, no, we've seen that. I take it there's one more retreat. 399 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:06,720 - Yes. Here's the team from North Airlines. It's Ben and Hayley. 400 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,400 20 seconds. 401 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:11,880 - I'll get some water as well, even though that's not in our ethos. 402 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,040 - Put it there as a test. - Good, good, good. 403 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,320 - What happens if they take the water? 404 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:16,920 - Well, they're out. - They're out. (CHUCKLES) 405 00:21:16,920 --> 00:21:18,520 - What, fired? - Yeah, they're out. 406 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:20,040 - Oh, here they are. - Hi. 407 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,120 - Hi. Welcome. - Welcome. Welcome. 408 00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,960 Grab a drink. Help yourself. - Have some drink. Yep. 409 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:25,480 - Joanne. Hi, Joanne. - Yeah. Hi. 410 00:21:25,480 --> 00:21:27,480 - Nathan, thank― Oh... 411 00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,920 Daphne, we're gonna have to ask you to leave. - Yeah. 412 00:21:29,920 --> 00:21:32,000 Sorry, Daphne. That was a test. - Sorry, Daphne. 413 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:35,160 You know the ethos. - Sorry. Sorry. Yeah. Bye, Daph― Bye, Daphne. 414 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:38,480 - But everyone else, welcome. - Welcome. - Excited to have you here. 415 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,360 - Is Daphne fired? - Yeah, Daphne's fired. Yeah. - Yeah, Daphne's out. Yeah. 416 00:21:41,360 --> 00:21:45,920 - OK. Well, now, welcome along. Hayley is gonna take you through our company ethos. 417 00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,240 - Yes. - As you know, you are all flight attendants for North Airlines. 418 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:54,320 - Yes. 'N', of course, stands for no South Island destinations. - Yeah. 419 00:21:54,320 --> 00:21:57,640 - 'O' ― we've got orange juice only, hence why Daphne's gone. 420 00:21:57,640 --> 00:22:02,000 'R', of course, as you know, really hot flight attendants, and I can see that we are stickingto that. 421 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:04,040 'T' is timely. We're always on time. 422 00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,800 And, of course, 'H' is for high fives on arrival. 423 00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:10,600 Ben, why don't you talk us through some of the company stats from last year 424 00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:12,480 and where we're heading for 2024. 425 00:22:12,480 --> 00:22:15,560 - Now, there was a dip here, and I think we know why. 426 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:16,520 Daphne. - Daphne. 427 00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:20,800 - But since then, a real bounce. In fact, this has just happened in the last few minutes 428 00:22:20,800 --> 00:22:22,680 since Daphne's been let go. 429 00:22:22,680 --> 00:22:25,920 - As a company, we really wanna feel like a family, and so we're gonna do a little trust exercise, 430 00:22:25,920 --> 00:22:27,960 something that we just love to do every year. 431 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:31,600 One by one, you're gonna come up, then you're gonna close your eyes. 432 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:33,200 Close your eyes. - Close your eyes now. 433 00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:36,840 - And you're gonna run full speed at the board. Full speed! Go! 434 00:22:36,840 --> 00:22:38,840 Stop! - Stop! Oh... 435 00:22:39,360 --> 00:22:41,320 Well done. That was good. Well done. - That was fantastic. 436 00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,240 Lucky last, Paul. - Yeah. - Close your eyes and just run. 437 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:45,840 And run with trust, Paul! - Run with trust. 438 00:22:45,840 --> 00:22:48,320 - Wrong― Stop, stop, stop! - No, no, no! Wrong Paul! Wrong Paul! 439 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,880 - Sorry. - That's OK. - Sorry. My name's also Paul. 440 00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:53,080 - Yeah. - Yeah, yeah, we meant this Paul, Paul. 441 00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,840 - So, we're actually gonna move through. We've got a networking function. 442 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:57,440 - That's right. A couple of drinks. - OK. OK. 443 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,640 - All right. Follow us, guys. Let's get drunk. - Let's go. 444 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:05,720 Well, look, it's been a hard year. Some KPIs went down, but we're all here, 445 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,880 and I feel like we're really... (KNOCK AT DOOR) 446 00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:13,080 It's Daphne. - Daphne, come in. 447 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:15,360 - We're gonna put it― We're gonna put it down as a written warning. 448 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:18,320 Daphne, welcome back aboard. - Yeah, and here's to Daphne not suing us! 449 00:23:18,320 --> 00:23:19,920 (CHEERING) 450 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:21,840 - Thank you. Very good. 451 00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,440 - And what about you, Paul? How are you finding working for North Airlines? 452 00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:25,880 - You don't find there's too many Pauls? 453 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:29,520 - Cos we could get rid of a Paul. - Yeah, we could totally take you down to just one Paul. 454 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:31,520 - What the hell? Daphne broke the― 455 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:33,720 - Paul's gone! (CHEERING) 456 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:36,240 - Number one Paul. 457 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:42,120 CHANTS: Number one Paul. - ALL CHANT: Number one Paul. Number one Paul. 458 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 459 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:49,080 - The party really seemed to kick off once you kicked Paul out, didn't it? 460 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,440 - Yeah. - I mean, he is a fun sponge. 461 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,440 - Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 462 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,080 - Pretty brutal on Daphne. 463 00:23:54,080 --> 00:23:57,400 - Yeah, let's all remember that that was make believe and Daphne's a real person... 464 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:58,720 (LAUGHTER) - LAUGHS: Oh, yeah. 465 00:23:58,720 --> 00:24:04,920 - ...who was hired to come on a show and she turned up, grabbed a cup of water, and we got ridof her. 466 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:09,320 - She was fired after 42 seconds of the retreat. (LAUGHTER) 467 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:10,800 - All right. I'm gonna have to score these. 468 00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:14,520 One corporate retreat looked like a whole lot more fun because there was alcohol involved, 469 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:16,600 and, I mean, let's be honest, that's why anyone actually goes, 470 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:19,520 so five points for Ben and Hayley. - Hey! - High five. 471 00:24:19,520 --> 00:24:24,160 - And I think two points for Abby, Tofiga and Tom. 472 00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:26,640 - Oh... - ABBY: OK. (APPLAUSE) 473 00:24:28,520 --> 00:24:31,600 - All right, Paul, must be time for another task. - Sure thing, Jeremy. 474 00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:36,400 Turn your phones to silent, cos we're goin' to the movies. 475 00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:38,560 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 476 00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:52,640 - Wowee. - Shh. 477 00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:53,720 - Oh, hi. - Shh. - Oh! 478 00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:54,280 - Shh! 479 00:24:54,280 --> 00:24:56,240 Shh! 480 00:24:56,240 --> 00:24:58,240 - (LAUGHS) 481 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,160 - Wanna share the popcorn? Yeah. Good man. 482 00:25:04,640 --> 00:25:07,120 - Here it is. - St― I'm watching. - Sorry. 483 00:25:07,120 --> 00:25:09,320 (HONKY-TONK PIANO MUSIC) 484 00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:24,360 - READS: 'Star in a 30-second silent film.' 485 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:26,840 - 'Most high-stakes film wins.' 486 00:25:26,840 --> 00:25:30,440 - 'You have 40 minutes. Your time starts... 487 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:31,640 'now.' 488 00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:35,440 - I'm wondering if there's, like, a clock. Like, I'm thinking there might be a bomb situation. 489 00:25:35,440 --> 00:25:40,480 - I reckon aliens, and then one human stands up and is like, 'Oh! We're the hero, the saviour.' 490 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:44,880 - There's gotta be a guy who's gonna try and steal, uh, your purse. 491 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,080 You― You'd be a better woman. - How come? 492 00:25:47,080 --> 00:25:50,760 - Cos you― you... you look― you look like one. - OK. 493 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:51,960 - I'll tie you to the chair. 494 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:55,680 We'll put a sack over your head, and then I'm gonna come, and I'll be the villain. 495 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,880 - The environment is like a building site, and my umbrella gets taken away from me. 496 00:26:00,880 --> 00:26:04,640 - And then a subtitle underneath. 'We are butt men.' 497 00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,440 - We are butt men? - We are butt men. 498 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:09,880 - Shall we start filming it? - Let's do it. - OK. 499 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:11,600 - And action. 500 00:26:11,600 --> 00:26:13,160 - (GRUNTS) 501 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,160 - Aah! 502 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:16,640 - Back off. 503 00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:18,520 Was that a take or a practice? - That was a take. 504 00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,960 - Pas de bourree and pas de bouree. Kick ball change. 505 00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:24,440 - You make a good girl, Paul. - Thank you. 506 00:26:24,440 --> 00:26:26,320 We got it. - Excellent. 507 00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:31,120 - Great job. - OK, thank you. - Could be an award in it for ya. 508 00:26:33,760 --> 00:26:35,760 Ooh. 509 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:38,400 - Hello, Hayley. - Hello, Paul. 510 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,800 - (CHUCKLES) 511 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,880 - READS: 'Create the audio for your silent film.' 512 00:26:44,880 --> 00:26:47,640 - 'All sound must be recorded in this room.' 513 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,840 - 'Best soundscape wins.' 514 00:26:49,920 --> 00:26:53,720 - 'You have 45 minutes. Your time starts now.' 515 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:55,280 OK. Let's do it. 516 00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,800 - Oh, so I get to see my silent film? - Yes. 517 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:01,440 - Oh, wonderful. This must be how Scorsese feels. 518 00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:02,800 - We need gunshots. 519 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:03,440 (BOOK SLAMS) 520 00:27:03,440 --> 00:27:04,560 Blood splatters. 521 00:27:04,560 --> 00:27:05,200 (SQUELCH!) 522 00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:07,200 (POLYSTYRENE SQUEAKS) 523 00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:09,200 - (STRUMS) 524 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,680 (TOFIGA VOCALISES) 525 00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,280 (THUD!) 526 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:11,960 (BANG!) 527 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:12,480 (TING!) 528 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:13,320 - (IMITATES WHIP CRACKING) 529 00:27:13,320 --> 00:27:14,000 - (WHINES) 530 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,600 (CLANG!) 531 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,840 - Did you get a bit wet there? Sorry. - Quite wet. 532 00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:19,840 (APPLAUSE) 533 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,800 So, it's worth remembering... - Mm-hm. 534 00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:26,080 - ...that there are kind of two parts to the task. - Yes. 535 00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,800 - Most high-stakes film, best soundscape. 536 00:27:28,800 --> 00:27:32,880 - All right, let's see some not-so-silent films, then, Paul. Who's up first? 537 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,480 - He puts the 'Tom' in atom bomb. (LAUGHTER) 538 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:38,400 It's Tom. 539 00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:40,400 (PHONE RINGS, CHIMES) 540 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:44,680 - (SPEAKS GIBBERISH) 541 00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:45,720 (BLEEP)! 542 00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:47,720 (TICKING) 543 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,920 (PANTS) 544 00:27:50,920 --> 00:27:52,920 I'm gonna kill you. 545 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:57,200 (PANTS) God. Oh... 546 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,800 Shing, shing, shing. (IMITATES SQUELCHING) 547 00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:03,200 (IMITATES CHOKING) I did it! 548 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,240 (PANTS, GASPS) 549 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,320 (DRAMATIC NOTES) 550 00:28:07,560 --> 00:28:09,560 (TICKING) 551 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,000 (MUTTERS UNINTELLIGIBLY) 552 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:17,640 (SNIP!) 553 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,120 (GASPS, IMITATES EXPLOSION) 554 00:28:22,120 --> 00:28:24,120 (LAUGHS MANIACALLY) 555 00:28:26,200 --> 00:28:28,200 We are butt men. 556 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:30,840 (APPLAUSE) 557 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:33,640 (HAYLEY LAUGHS) 558 00:28:34,120 --> 00:28:38,800 - Just that final line there ― can you just run us through― where the intonation is, is quite important. 559 00:28:38,800 --> 00:28:41,760 - Well, originally, I was like, 'We are but men.' You know? 560 00:28:41,760 --> 00:28:47,680 And then just randomly, I just stressed the wrong word for some reason. The crew and Paul smirked. 561 00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:50,800 I thought, oh, this is something, and I put it in, and now I regret it. 562 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:55,400 (LAUGHTER) - Do you know, Jeremy, I sort of thought that this task was a― 563 00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:59,320 that you had an unfair advantage because Tom Sainsbury is a filmmaker 564 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:03,000 and has made films and gone to Cannes Film Festival, but I feel all right now. 565 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 (LAUGHTER) 566 00:29:05,280 --> 00:29:08,480 - Wow. - That got a 45-minute standing ovation at Cannes. 567 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:10,080 - (LAUGHS) Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 568 00:29:10,080 --> 00:29:15,960 - OK. It's time to watch some more low-quality short films starring cash-strapped New Zealand comedians. 569 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:21,920 And after that, we'll see the rest of the movies our contestants have made. We'll be back after the ads. 570 00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:23,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 571 00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,080 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 572 00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:30,360 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 573 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 574 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,680 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster, 575 00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,720 the only place on Earth where it's possible to consider a PhD in theatre studies a prize. 576 00:29:41,720 --> 00:29:42,680 (LAUGHTER) 577 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,600 What is currently going on, Paul Williams? 578 00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:50,640 - Our contestants made silent films with sound, otherwise know as normal movies. 579 00:29:50,640 --> 00:29:52,080 (LAUGHTER) 580 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:57,160 Up next with her movie, The Boy Who Kicked, it's Abby Howells. 581 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,600 (ABBY VOCALISES) 582 00:30:03,640 --> 00:30:05,480 Uh... just sweeping. 583 00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:07,480 - ABBY: Oh my God. What is that? 584 00:30:07,480 --> 00:30:10,680 (IMITATES SPACESHIP ENGINE REVVING) 585 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:14,200 Oh, bloody hell. What's going on here? 586 00:30:14,200 --> 00:30:16,200 (GABBLES) 587 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:20,080 Huh! What's going on here? 588 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,520 Rarr! What am I gonna do? 589 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:28,240 Shoot you all! Bleugh! Bleugh, bleugh, bleugh, bleugh! 590 00:30:29,280 --> 00:30:30,760 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 591 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:31,480 Alien! 592 00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,760 (GASPS) 593 00:30:32,760 --> 00:30:35,280 How do you like this? And this? And this? 594 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:37,040 His moves are too disrespectful. 595 00:30:37,040 --> 00:30:38,960 Check out this. 596 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:40,040 And this. 597 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,720 No, I'm scared. I'm scared. 598 00:30:41,720 --> 00:30:43,720 Peow! 599 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:46,640 Oh my God. Those moves are so powerful. I've gotta get away. 600 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:48,920 (IMITATES SPACESHIP ENGINE REVVING) 601 00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:50,720 He's done it. The boy has bloody done it. 602 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:53,040 Job well done. - Well done, boy. - He's a legend. 603 00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:54,160 I did it. 604 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:56,040 Off I go to celebrate. 605 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:57,400 Oh no, son. 606 00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,800 Lovely, delicious alcohol. 607 00:30:59,960 --> 00:31:02,160 I will drink this every day. 608 00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:04,440 Son, it's a slippery slope. 609 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:06,800 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 610 00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:17,480 I... (CHUCKLES) I did forget that bit at the end where I chronicled his descent into alcoholism. 611 00:31:17,480 --> 00:31:20,520 - That's what I'm thinking. Is that what's happening in the sequel? 612 00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:25,400 - Yeah, it's about how he becomes an alcoholic, and he's always seeking that high again, 613 00:31:25,400 --> 00:31:31,280 but he can never achieve it, and he dies at childbirth. (LAUGHS) (LAUGHTER) 614 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:36,440 - How doeshedie in childbirth? - You'll have to watch the movie, Paul. 615 00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:39,760 - The overlapping voices, especially a lot of people coming out and going, 616 00:31:39,760 --> 00:31:43,560 'What's going on here? What's going on here?' There was a lot of 'what's going on here' going on. 617 00:31:43,560 --> 00:31:46,160 - So, would you say the movie was sort of making you question life 618 00:31:46,160 --> 00:31:48,480 and really think about the bigger picture? So... 619 00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:53,680 - I feel like I saw inside your brain. I had a look, and then I went back out the other way. 620 00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,120 (LAUGHTER) 621 00:31:55,120 --> 00:32:00,240 - Well, it... it was lovely to be visited for a while. It gets lonely in there. (CHUCKLES) 622 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,920 - All right. Shall we endure another one of these manic fever dreams? 623 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:10,280 - Watch out, Steven Spielberg. This guy's coming for your spot at a very leisurely pace. 624 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:12,280 It's Tofiga Fepulea'i. 625 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,920 - TOFIGA: # Ah, da-da. 626 00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:15,640 # I am dancing 627 00:32:15,640 --> 00:32:17,360 # like a queen. # 628 00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:19,560 What the hell is she doing? 629 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:22,960 Wow. She looks quite nice, though. 630 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:24,920 Oh, what's that guy standing there for? 631 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:26,600 # Da, da-da, da. # 632 00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,600 (LAUGHS EVILLY) 633 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,440 (GRUNTS) 634 00:32:30,440 --> 00:32:31,280 Hey, give my purse back. 635 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:32,000 Look over there. 636 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:32,880 Where? 637 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,640 Oh no. 638 00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,080 My purse! 639 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:37,080 (GRUNTS) 640 00:32:37,320 --> 00:32:39,320 I'll get you. Yeah. 641 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:41,400 (GRUNTS) Oh no! 642 00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:42,960 Here. Better dust this off. 643 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,040 Oh, thank you very much. 644 00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:45,480 There you go, Miss Blondie. 645 00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,320 Oh, wow. Can I ask you something? 646 00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:48,480 Oh! 647 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:52,440 Will you marry me? You're so big and strong. Big hands. 648 00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:54,440 Get married. Eee! 649 00:32:55,040 --> 00:32:56,480 (HUMS 'WEDDING MARCH') 650 00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,720 I will love you for the rest of my life. 651 00:32:58,720 --> 00:32:59,800 You're so handsome. 652 00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:02,680 Oh, look you, beautiful lady, you. 653 00:33:02,840 --> 00:33:04,840 (LAUGHTER) 654 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:08,920 Here we go. 655 00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:10,560 (GRUNTS) Get out. 656 00:33:10,560 --> 00:33:13,800 Here. Where is it? Where is it? Come out, you little cheeky bugger. 657 00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:15,320 Yeah, that's our first one. 658 00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:16,640 Another one. 659 00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:17,960 Wahhhhh! 660 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,760 (GRUNTS) 661 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,760 Our second one is... 662 00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:24,600 There. 663 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:25,680 You happy? 664 00:33:25,680 --> 00:33:26,720 Happy. 665 00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:27,440 I'm happy! 666 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:29,440 I'm happy. 667 00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:31,480 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 668 00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:40,360 - Bubbah, was it just me or was Tofiga feeling up his fiancee at the altar? 669 00:33:40,360 --> 00:33:43,560 - Yeah, and it looked mean. (LAUGHTER) 670 00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:47,880 - I thought something else was about to happen when Paul... (LAUGHTER) 671 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:52,200 ...started to spread his legs in the bath. I'm like, no! 672 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:56,160 - I liked when he ripped the arms off a baby, and then it came up, 'Happy ending.' 673 00:33:56,160 --> 00:33:57,480 (LAUGHTER) 674 00:33:57,480 --> 00:34:01,560 - It's the second time this season that Tofiga has pulled a baby from you. 675 00:34:01,560 --> 00:34:06,640 - Two. Two. Two breech births. - But 100% alive... (LAUGHTER) 676 00:34:06,760 --> 00:34:09,000 ...rate, unlike Abby. - (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 677 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,880 - All right. Let's watch another one, should we? 678 00:34:10,880 --> 00:34:14,640 - He's Hawera's Buster Keaton. It's Ben Hurley. 679 00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:16,640 (BEN HUMS, CLATTERING) 680 00:34:18,360 --> 00:34:20,360 (WOLF WHISTLE) 681 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:23,120 - BEN: Ooooooooooooh-up. 682 00:34:26,720 --> 00:34:28,720 Wsssshht! 683 00:34:29,280 --> 00:34:31,280 Wsssshht! 684 00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:34,160 (GRUNTS) 685 00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:35,920 (PANTS) 686 00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:37,680 (GRUNTS) Oh no! 687 00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,960 (THUD!) Boing-oing-oing. 688 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,800 (IMITATES BIKE CHAIN CLICKING) 689 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:45,800 (WOLF WHISTLE) 690 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:51,480 (IMITATES HORN BLARING) 691 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 692 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:58,000 - HAYLEY: Well done! 693 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,920 - Nice to see someone here has watched a silent movie before. - I know! That was so good. 694 00:35:05,920 --> 00:35:08,360 - And don't worry. After all those stunts, I'm OK. 695 00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:09,680 - You're all right? Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 696 00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:13,440 - Wow, that must have been tough going over the top of that thing on your bike. Whoo! 697 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:18,600 - Do you know what ― like, this is the modern era ― there were so many people checking it was gonna be OK. 698 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,800 (LAUGHTER) 699 00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:22,560 - Minimal amounts of dialogue. Minimal amounts of sound effect. 700 00:35:22,560 --> 00:35:26,280 - Yeah, that's the problem with a silent film; there's not a lot of... noise. 701 00:35:26,280 --> 00:35:27,920 (LAUGHTER) 702 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,160 - OK, it must be time for our lucky last, Paul. 703 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:35,360 - Move over, Spike Lee. Here's Hayley. (LAUGHTER) 704 00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,760 (EERIE MUSIC) 705 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,880 - Ha! 706 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:50,520 SOUTHERN AMERICAN ACCENT: 'Help! I'm just a poor man from New Zealand.' 707 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:51,520 Shut it. 708 00:35:51,520 --> 00:35:54,400 'Ow! Release me. I have nine kids.' 709 00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,920 Nine kids? 710 00:35:57,520 --> 00:35:58,400 Hmm. 711 00:35:58,400 --> 00:36:00,000 I'll let you go 712 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:02,840 if you can spell 713 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,320 the word 714 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:06,040 'manoeuvre'. 715 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:06,960 (LAUGHTER) 716 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,920 'You evil woman.' 717 00:36:08,920 --> 00:36:10,440 Do it now 718 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,440 or your nine kids 719 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,520 will be orphans. 720 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:16,600 'Ohhh. 721 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,320 'M...' 722 00:36:18,320 --> 00:36:20,320 That is correct. 723 00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:22,480 SHAKILY: 'A...' 724 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,880 Yes. (MUTTERS) 725 00:36:25,200 --> 00:36:26,840 'N... 726 00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:28,040 'O...' 727 00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:30,520 Hmm. What is your next letter? 728 00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,560 'A second "O".' 729 00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,640 (GASPS) (DRAMATIC NOTE) 730 00:36:36,080 --> 00:36:37,960 (BANG!) 'Ahhh!' 731 00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:39,960 (THUD!) 732 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:41,640 (BLOWS) 733 00:36:41,640 --> 00:36:44,920 Now those nine kids will be my children. 734 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:47,320 I'm the daddy! 735 00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,440 (LAUGHTER) 736 00:36:50,080 --> 00:36:52,080 (APPLAUSE) 737 00:36:54,760 --> 00:36:57,240 - So, I'm just making sure that I understand the plot here. 738 00:36:57,240 --> 00:37:01,880 It's about an evil guy that goes around getting people to spell things, 739 00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:04,840 and then he takes away their children. - Correct. 740 00:37:04,840 --> 00:37:09,720 - OK. No, I thought some of the foley was quite impressive. The punches looked a bit fake. 741 00:37:09,720 --> 00:37:12,600 - They were fake. - I would've liked to have seen a proper punch. 742 00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:17,520 - Yeah, I know. I tried, but... this guy. Do you know what I mean? - I know. I know. 743 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,920 - 'Oh, it hurts.' (LAUGHTER) 744 00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:26,120 - OK. I think Tofiga had the lowest stakes; there was a stealing of a handbag. 745 00:37:26,120 --> 00:37:31,520 But I enjoyed his dialogue, but at the same time, I don't wanna see Paul give birth again. 746 00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:35,640 (LAUGHTER) I've had enough of that, so I'm gonna go one point for Tofiga. 747 00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:40,120 Two points for Ben, because I thought you had low stakes. 748 00:37:40,120 --> 00:37:42,120 Three points for Tom. 749 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:47,480 And then I'm gonna go four points for Abby, cos I enjoyed going into her head. 750 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:50,920 And I thought the stakes were pretty high for you, Hayley, with nine kids on the line, 751 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:55,400 and the sound effect was very good. So five points for Hayley. - Thank you. Thank you. 752 00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,000 I'm really pleased. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 753 00:37:57,000 --> 00:38:03,080 - All right. Next up ― a thrilling live task and an elaborate prize-giving ceremony for ourwinner. 754 00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:07,320 But first, some ads. See you soon. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 755 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,320 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 756 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:14,600 (UPBEAT FANFARE) 757 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:17,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 758 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,160 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. 759 00:38:20,160 --> 00:38:26,200 We're about to find out who will be going home with our amazing prize pack of things nobody else wants. 760 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,480 But first, Paul, let's get a little scoreboard update, please. 761 00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:35,280 - Leading Hayley by one point, it's Ben Hurley. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 762 00:38:36,440 --> 00:38:44,320 - Contestants, please head up to the stage for our final task of the show. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 763 00:38:45,920 --> 00:38:47,560 OK, Paul, how's this gonna work? 764 00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:53,160 - Hayley Sproull, will you please read the task? - 'Twould be my pleasure. 765 00:38:53,160 --> 00:38:54,120 (CLEARS THROAT) 766 00:38:54,120 --> 00:39:00,240 READS: Pick a subject from Paul's board, then have a cohesive conversation about it. 767 00:39:00,240 --> 00:39:07,760 Each conversation must last 30 seconds, and all participating teammates must speak at least twice. 768 00:39:07,760 --> 00:39:11,640 You must be wearing your noise-cancelling headphones whilst conversing. 769 00:39:11,640 --> 00:39:16,840 There will be three rounds. Most cohesive conversationalists wins. 770 00:39:16,840 --> 00:39:19,600 - We'll start with the team of two. - Four? - Sure. 771 00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,600 - Your topic is... 772 00:39:22,520 --> 00:39:26,400 a recent holiday you took. Your time starts... 773 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,840 now. 774 00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:32,000 - I haven't been on holiday for a while cos of all the renovations. 775 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:38,680 - Of course, you do, yeah. Cos of your house. There's two guys working on it. Two men. 776 00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,280 There's always two men at your house. - Oh, all day. All the time. 777 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,040 - Yeah. - Have you been on holiday? 778 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:48,240 - Yes, the last holiday I went... on was to New Caledonia. - Oh, lovely. 779 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:51,440 - And that's currently in some politic... 780 00:39:51,440 --> 00:39:53,440 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 781 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,320 - Which topic would you like? 782 00:39:57,320 --> 00:40:00,720 - One, cos we're gonna come first. - Yes. I love it. 783 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:02,960 - Your conversation topic is... 784 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:05,280 your death row meal. (LAUGHTER) 785 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:08,400 - What would you guys have for your death row meal? 786 00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,000 - Probably pork― pork ribs. - Ah. 787 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:16,640 - Cos of the barbecue sauce. How about you? - I love... barbecue sauce? 788 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,640 - Oh my gosh. 789 00:40:19,040 --> 00:40:20,880 I love a barbecue. 790 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,880 - A barbecue? - Yeah. 791 00:40:23,240 --> 00:40:27,640 - Sure. For my death row meal, I will also have a barbecue. - That's so crazy. 792 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:31,240 What would you be in prison for? (LAUGHTER) 793 00:40:32,040 --> 00:40:33,280 - Um... 794 00:40:33,280 --> 00:40:34,920 Ooh, fun. 795 00:40:34,920 --> 00:40:36,760 Ram-raids? 796 00:40:36,760 --> 00:40:38,760 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 797 00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:46,000 - So, which was the more cohesive conversation? I'd have to say... 798 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:48,880 Bubbah, Abby and Tom first up. - Oh! 799 00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:51,600 Yes! 800 00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:54,240 - OK. 801 00:40:54,640 --> 00:40:57,040 - Let's go six, please, Paul. 802 00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,280 - The game on the weekend. 803 00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,720 - Boy, oh, boy, Ben, I've gotta up the Wahs! 804 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:06,440 - Yes, I also enjoy the Warriors rugby league team. 805 00:41:06,440 --> 00:41:11,560 Do you know, next year, they're gonna have a women's team as well. (LAUGHTER) 806 00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:13,200 - Love that for them. - Yeah. 807 00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:16,400 - Are they gonna be chucking quite a bit, do you reckon? 808 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,960 - They― They will pass the ball and stuff, yeah. 809 00:41:19,960 --> 00:41:21,720 - One, two, three... 810 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,720 - BOTH: ...up the Wahs! 811 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 812 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,280 - ABBY: OK, that was good. 813 00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:30,960 - What was this? - Um, next year, they're gonna have a women's team. 814 00:41:30,960 --> 00:41:34,840 (LAUGHTER) - That's what I understood as well. 815 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,200 - PAUL: Team of three. 816 00:41:36,200 --> 00:41:38,480 - ABBY: Number two, please. 817 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:41,120 - The economy. 818 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:43,720 - How's that economy, you guys? 819 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:46,560 - I've heard it's in the toilet. 820 00:41:46,720 --> 00:41:50,000 - It's pretty (BLEEP)ed up. (LAUGHTER) 821 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:52,600 - How are your savings, Bubbah? 822 00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:55,280 - Savings, um... 823 00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,280 I am doing pretty OK. 824 00:41:57,960 --> 00:42:00,960 - What bank are you with? (LAUGHTER) 825 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,800 What bank? 826 00:42:02,800 --> 00:42:06,800 - Might start stripping. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 827 00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:09,520 How about you? 828 00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:11,640 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 829 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:18,680 - OK. That's a point to these guys. - Thank you. - Thank you. 830 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,280 - Point to Ben. Point to Hayley. 831 00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:25,680 - You choose, Sproullie. - Number three's my favourite number. 832 00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:29,560 - So which number? - So I'll go number five. - OK. 833 00:42:29,800 --> 00:42:33,000 The 1989 film Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. 834 00:42:33,120 --> 00:42:34,320 (LAUGHTER) 835 00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,120 - Hey, Ben, I was born in 1989. 836 00:42:37,520 --> 00:42:41,400 - Were you? That makes you exactly nine years older than me. 837 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:42,320 - Oh, right. - Yeah. 838 00:42:42,320 --> 00:42:47,440 - So you would've been nine years old when you saw Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. 839 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:50,160 - Correct. With the lead actor, Rick Moranis. 840 00:42:50,160 --> 00:42:51,680 - Oh, the goggles are the best bit. 841 00:42:51,680 --> 00:42:53,640 - Rick Mor-anis. 842 00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:58,120 - I know! My favourite bit is when the kids are so small. 843 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:01,200 - So small. - They're so small. 844 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 845 00:43:03,920 --> 00:43:08,560 - We'll have number three, please, Paul. - A fine choice. 846 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,360 - AUDIENCE: Aww. - Your conversation is love. 847 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:15,560 - Do you guys like romantic comedies? 848 00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:17,680 - Love them. 849 00:43:17,680 --> 00:43:19,680 I love Notting Hill. 850 00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:23,480 - You, Bubbah? Do you like romantic comedies? - Love romantic comedies. 851 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,440 - Are you in love at the moment? 852 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:28,840 - Do you guys... (LAUGHTER) 853 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,320 Do you guys think Love, Actually is a Christmas movie? 854 00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:39,440 - I don't like it, because everyone is problematic. (LAUGHTER) 855 00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:42,800 I love you guys. 856 00:43:42,840 --> 00:43:44,800 - I love you guys. 857 00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,800 - Group hug. 858 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:49,440 (APPLAUSE) 859 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:52,200 - (LAUGHS) 860 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:55,360 - That's one of the worst conversations I've ever witnessed. 861 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,760 Hayley and Ben, a point there. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 862 00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:06,800 All right. Come on down, and we'll score it. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 863 00:44:08,600 --> 00:44:12,560 OK. Hayley and Ben took it out, obviously... - Yes. 864 00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:13,800 - ...with two to one. 865 00:44:13,800 --> 00:44:18,760 Shall we go five points for the winner and then four points for the team that came second? 866 00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:22,160 - OK. - LOUDLY: That was a really fun game. 867 00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:26,320 - So, what does that mean for the overall episode scores, Paul? 868 00:44:26,320 --> 00:44:31,560 - It means the winner of episode eight with 21 points is Ben Hurley. 869 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,080 - OK, congratulations, Ben. - Thank you. 870 00:44:34,080 --> 00:44:37,760 - You're now the proud owner of some things nobody wants. 871 00:44:37,760 --> 00:44:42,880 Head on up to the stage and get acquainted with all of your lovely new stuff. Well done. 872 00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,520 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) So, that's another episode done and dusted, but what did we learn? 873 00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:51,840 We learned that some silent films are better left silent. (LAUGHTER) 874 00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:57,800 And we learned that following instructions can be a massive waste of everyone's time. 875 00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:03,160 But most importantly, we learned that Ben Hurley is the winner for tonight's episode ― episode eight. 876 00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:09,440 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Thanks, everyone. We'll see you next time. Po marie. 877 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 878 00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:26,000 - All right, Paul. Do you wanna play a little game? 879 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:26,640 - (EXCLAIMS) 880 00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:27,280 - Waah! 881 00:45:27,280 --> 00:45:28,960 - I feel like it's getting kinda late. 882 00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:30,440 - (SCREAMS) 883 00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,480 - And I kinda need to go to bed. 884 00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:33,600 - I love you, Paul. 885 00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:35,880 - That's how the divas do it. 886 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:40,040 - Hopefully my dad's not watching. - He will be. He loves this show.