1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,080 (WHEEL CLICKS) 2 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:04,480 - Hello. 3 00:00:04,480 --> 00:00:05,240 - Hey. 4 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:05,880 - Two. 5 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:06,960 - (GRUNTS) 6 00:00:06,960 --> 00:00:08,320 (KEYS CLACK) 7 00:00:08,320 --> 00:00:09,040 - Come on! 8 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:09,600 - (GRUNTS) 9 00:00:09,600 --> 00:00:10,360 - (WHOOPS) 10 00:00:10,360 --> 00:00:12,360 (KEYS CLACK) 11 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,520 - That's for the haters. 12 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:15,160 - (GRUNTS) 13 00:00:15,160 --> 00:00:16,760 - Clink, clink. 14 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:17,920 - Chicken Little. - Cheep. 15 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:19,080 - (IMITATES GUNFIRE) 16 00:00:19,080 --> 00:00:19,840 (KEYS CLACK) 17 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:20,360 Oh! 18 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:20,920 - (SHOUTS) 19 00:00:20,920 --> 00:00:21,680 - Yaargh! 20 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:23,680 - He he he he! 21 00:00:26,480 --> 00:00:28,480 (CLUNK!) 22 00:00:28,480 --> 00:00:30,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 23 00:00:30,480 --> 00:00:32,600 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2024 24 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,600 (DING!) 25 00:00:36,160 --> 00:00:40,040 - Nau mai, piki mai. Welcome to the grand finale 26 00:00:40,200 --> 00:00:43,040 of season five of Taskmaster. 27 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:45,600 My name is Jeremy Wells. 28 00:00:46,120 --> 00:00:48,720 This is the episode that matters ― 29 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:52,960 where a winner is crowned and where history is written. 30 00:00:52,960 --> 00:00:58,240 And by history, I mean the Taskmaster New Zealand Wikipedia page. 31 00:00:58,240 --> 00:01:03,240 And tonight, we'll find out which of our five comedians will go home with this ― 32 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:07,320 - AUDIENCE: Ooooh! - The golden Taskmaster trophy. 33 00:01:07,320 --> 00:01:10,960 Here to win my magnificent golden bust, 34 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:14,840 we have Abby Howells... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 35 00:01:15,320 --> 00:01:18,360 ...Ben Hurley... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 36 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:21,520 ...Hayley Sproull... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 37 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:25,320 ...and Tom Sainsbury! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 38 00:01:26,040 --> 00:01:31,200 Now, Tofiga Fepulea'i has been unable to join us in the studio for this season. 39 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:34,840 But we've had incredible guests to stand in in his place, 40 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:36,920 and this episode is no exception. 41 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:44,720 Please give a huge round of applause to the one, the only, Chris Parker! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 42 00:01:46,320 --> 00:01:48,680 And by my side, as always ― 43 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:55,040 a man who dresses like a butler, acts like a butler, and mostly undertakes the work of a butler. 44 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:58,640 It's Paul Williams! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 45 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,800 Wow. 46 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:04,520 What a smoke show. Look at you tonight. 47 00:02:04,520 --> 00:02:09,200 - Actually, Paul Williams couldn't be here. I'm his great-grandfather. 48 00:02:09,200 --> 00:02:12,480 I've time travelled forward from 1920. 49 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:15,960 And I'm filling in for him this evening, ya see? 50 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:17,440 - Oh! - Whoa. 51 00:02:17,440 --> 00:02:19,320 - What do you reckon? - It's so hot. 52 00:02:19,320 --> 00:02:20,600 - TOM: 10 out of 10. - BEN: Oh. 53 00:02:20,600 --> 00:02:22,440 - Yeah. - Like a... 54 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:26,640 sexy paedophile. (CHUCKLES) (SHOCKED LAUGHTER) 55 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:28,200 I'm sorry. - It's all right. 56 00:02:28,200 --> 00:02:32,120 - Is that the first time those two words have been put together? - Yeah, probably. 57 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,000 - Yeah. It's good to see you made an effort, unlike Tom here. 58 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:38,960 - Have some decorum. - I've been wearing a suit this entire season, right? 59 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:41,040 And then I get told to wear my best tonight. 60 00:02:41,040 --> 00:02:44,200 So, like, well, I chucked on my house-abouts. (LAUGHTER) 61 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:48,520 - Let's get to it, Paul. What prize task did we ask our contestants to bring in today? 62 00:02:48,520 --> 00:02:51,560 - Tonight, we've asked our contestants to bring in 63 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:56,240 the best thing that will still be here in a million years. 64 00:02:56,560 --> 00:02:58,560 - AUDIENCE: Ooooh! 65 00:02:59,040 --> 00:03:03,760 - Tom, what long-lasting thing have you brought in? - OK, so for my prize, 66 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,760 I have brought honey. 67 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:10,160 Honey never goes off, so it's gonna be here in a million years, 68 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:14,000 and you'll be like, (IMITATES ROBOT) 'Hello, I'll eat honey.' 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:17,120 I'm being you as a cyborg. 'I will enjoy this honey. 70 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:22,800 'Whooo, myyy mechanical receptors are going crazy for this honey!' 71 00:03:23,920 --> 00:03:27,520 - Would Jeremy as a cyborg be any different? 72 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:29,520 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 73 00:03:31,440 --> 00:03:34,080 - Probably is a good question, actually. 74 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:37,440 - Abby. - I had another thing planned. 75 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:39,640 Then I had a dream 76 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:44,720 where a voice told me the perfect thing to bring in for this task ― 77 00:03:44,720 --> 00:03:46,720 is elegance. 78 00:03:47,080 --> 00:03:49,080 (LAUGHTER) 79 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:54,840 As represented by a top hat and monocle in this picture. 80 00:03:55,000 --> 00:03:57,840 But the answer, Jeremy ― 81 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,280 it's elegance. (SCATTERED LAUGHTER) 82 00:04:01,280 --> 00:04:04,000 - This came to you in a dream? - Yes. 83 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,640 - Do you think we'll remain elegant when the world's on fire, 84 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:12,040 and we're all at war together, and there's no more food? - Elegance is timeless. (CHUCKLES) 85 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:13,960 Timeless elegance. 86 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,120 It's elegance, Jeremy! 87 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:21,720 - As represented by a top hat and a monocle? - Oh, baby, it's elegance! 88 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:24,120 It's the answer. (LAUGHTER) 89 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,960 - I don't think I ever want to hear that word ever again. 90 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:31,640 Ben. - Jeremy, my thing that's gonna be here in a million years 91 00:04:31,640 --> 00:04:37,440 is obvious to every person from Aotearoa New Zealand, and I think you'll all agree 92 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:42,920 it is the Right Honourable Winston Peters. (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 93 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:46,360 Now, 94 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,680 I did ask him to be on the show, 95 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,800 and he declined. (LAUGHTER) 96 00:04:50,800 --> 00:04:53,760 So I sent this email to him. 97 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,560 READS: 'Dear sir, I hope this email finds you well. 98 00:04:57,560 --> 00:05:00,840 'It probably will, because you are immortal. 99 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:04,280 'Please supply the following information under the Official Information Act. 100 00:05:04,280 --> 00:05:07,640 'What is your secret to everlasting life? 101 00:05:07,640 --> 00:05:11,960 'And what are your plans for the 1,002,026 election?' 102 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:16,600 I'm supposed to receive that within 20 working days of me sending it, 103 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,880 um, which was this morning. (LAUGHTER) 104 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,560 - Did you write it in italics, Ben? 105 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:25,760 - I did. - (LAUGHS) 106 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:29,680 - Do you know why? Elegance. - Yeah. Elegance, baby! 107 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,040 (APPLAUSE) It's the answer! 108 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:34,440 - Hayley, what did you bring in that's gonna be around in a million years? 109 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:38,360 - Jeremy, this is where I would like to admit that I have lived a life of privilege. 110 00:05:38,360 --> 00:05:43,360 And, you know, I... have loved every minute of it. - (LAUGHS) 111 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:48,720 - So the thing that I have, without a doubt, utter faith will still be here in a million years 112 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,680 is my family bach. 113 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:54,360 It's that one just on the cliff there. (LAUGHTER) 114 00:05:54,360 --> 00:05:57,960 And there was no doubt in my mind, Jeremy, that in a million years, 115 00:05:57,960 --> 00:06:00,120 this beautiful waterfront property 116 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:04,200 will still be here for tonight's winner to enjoy. 117 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:08,120 - I'm assuming you want to lose this task. 118 00:06:08,120 --> 00:06:09,560 - Why would I want that (?) 119 00:06:09,560 --> 00:06:15,560 It's such a fantastic bach in a prime location and totally insurable (!) 120 00:06:15,880 --> 00:06:18,560 - Chris, what did you bring in for Tofiga? 121 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:22,920 - Well, this thing― You know, I'll have, like, a big night out, 122 00:06:22,920 --> 00:06:26,000 and then I'll see that it's still there. 123 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:29,440 And then sometimes, like, weeks will go on and it's still there. 124 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,680 Um, years will go on, and it is still there. 125 00:06:31,680 --> 00:06:35,080 And so I brought in loose glitter. 126 00:06:35,680 --> 00:06:37,680 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 127 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:45,360 - I mean, me and Abby both have glitter on our eyelids tonight, and we will until we die, I guess, now. 128 00:06:45,360 --> 00:06:49,760 - That glitter's from my house. - Yeah, I know. Got ya. 129 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,680 - OK. By the looks of it, Hayley's bach is gonna be around for― 130 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:57,960 I'm gonna give it 15 years, and that's gone. So one point for Hayley. 131 00:06:57,960 --> 00:07:02,840 Winston Peters will last for another 120 years, but I think the email will go― so two points for Ben. 132 00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:06,800 Elegance will last as long as humans are here. 133 00:07:06,800 --> 00:07:08,680 And so I think three points for you, Abby. 134 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:13,320 And I think Tom's honey will last probably the next amount of time, so that's four points for Tom. 135 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,560 I think the glitter will last for― You know, glitter... - We all agree. 136 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:19,160 It is literally forever. - Wow! 137 00:07:19,160 --> 00:07:20,720 (APPLAUSE) 138 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,000 - Shall we get a season score update? 139 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:28,240 - It might be our tightest season yet. With a one-point lead on 150, 140 00:07:28,240 --> 00:07:31,920 it's Hayley Sproull. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 141 00:07:33,040 --> 00:07:37,320 - OK, Paul. I'm ready for the first proper task of the last episode of the season. 142 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,920 - Of course, Jeremy. Here it is. 143 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:41,920 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 144 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,080 - Knock, knock. - Who's there? 145 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:51,320 - Yoo-hoo! Only me. - Hello, Abby. 146 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:56,880 - Mate, you like bringing me into this little caravan, eh? - Yeah. 147 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,880 - Isa! (CLATTERING) 148 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,880 (LAUGHTER) 149 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:07,480 - There's a phone there. - Yeah. 150 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:10,280 - READS: 'Text the stranger and guess their age. 151 00:08:10,280 --> 00:08:15,920 - 'You cannot use numbers in your questions, and they cannot use numbers in their answers. 152 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,120 - 'You may not use the internet. You have one guess.' 153 00:08:19,120 --> 00:08:21,160 - I have one guess? - Yeah. 154 00:08:21,160 --> 00:08:23,760 - 'Closest approximation to their age wins. 155 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:26,760 'You have 10 minutes. Your time starts now.' 156 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,040 - So use this ― text any stranger? -Thestranger. 157 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:32,320 -Thestranger. Oh. - Mm-hm. 158 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:34,320 (APPLAUSE) 159 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:40,880 - All right. Should we get into it? - Up first, it's Hayley Sproull and Tom Sainsbury. 160 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:42,640 - 'Hi, stranger. 161 00:08:42,640 --> 00:08:45,640 'Wassuuuuuup!' 162 00:08:46,520 --> 00:08:50,000 Now if they get that reference, it's gonna put them in an age bracket for me. 163 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,920 - She's like, 'Hey, stranger. Wassup?' 164 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:56,320 - READS: 'Heyyyy!' OK, multiple Y's and lowercase. I'm thinking Gen Z. 165 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,320 - 'Hi, sweetheart. 166 00:08:58,320 --> 00:09:01,600 'Did you grow up with records, cassettes, CDs or Spotify? 167 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:04,720 - READS: 'Hi, sweetheart'? That's pretty presumptive. 168 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,400 - READS: 'I grew up with most of them.' OK. 169 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:08,240 - 'Whatcha doing?' 170 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,640 - 'Nothing much.' 171 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:13,800 - READS: 'Jss sitting, texting.' Ooh, they're abbreviating though. 172 00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:17,360 Oh, now I'm thinking Boomer. This feels like my mum when she texts. 173 00:09:17,360 --> 00:09:19,160 - 'Do you know who Hilary Duff is?' 174 00:09:19,160 --> 00:09:20,880 - Do I know who Hilary Duff is? 175 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,280 - READS: Duh. Yes. - A bit of attitude. 176 00:09:23,280 --> 00:09:24,080 - 'Do you love... 177 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,160 - '...Taylor Swift?' 178 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:27,160 - READS: Hell nooo! 179 00:09:27,440 --> 00:09:28,560 OK. 180 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:31,000 'Me neither. She's lame. LOL.' 181 00:09:31,000 --> 00:09:34,720 - 'Duh. Yes, I know who Hilary Duff is.' I'm thinking they're in their 30s. 182 00:09:34,720 --> 00:09:38,200 - I'll say, 'What are you wearing in a non-sexy way?' 183 00:09:38,200 --> 00:09:41,200 - 'I am wearing... 184 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,320 - '...baggy jeans!' Now I think it's Gen Alpha. It's a Millennial. 185 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,880 I'll say, 'Do you like skinny jeans?' 186 00:09:45,880 --> 00:09:49,680 - READS: Do you like skinny jeans? I miss them. 187 00:09:49,680 --> 00:09:52,040 - READS: 'God no.' I'll say, 'Jokes. So lame.' 188 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:55,320 - READS: 'Jokes. So lame.' This person seems old. 189 00:09:55,320 --> 00:09:56,200 (LAUGHTER) 190 00:09:56,200 --> 00:10:00,480 - 'Who was prime minister when you were at high school?' 191 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,600 - I wasn't interested. 192 00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:04,600 - READS: I have no idea. I was more interested in other stuff. - You have one minute. 193 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:08,160 - 'Who is the cutest celeb?' 194 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:11,920 - 'Prolly...' I'm not sure this person might know this person. 195 00:10:11,920 --> 00:10:15,840 - READS: Prolly Central Fee. - I think that's meant to be Central Cee. 196 00:10:15,840 --> 00:10:17,320 - Do you know who they are? - I do. 197 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:20,000 - What do they look like? - Quite hot. 198 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,640 - I'm gonna say, 'I like Jason Momoa.' 199 00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,800 - READS: I like JasonMimosa. 200 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:26,680 - I just said, 'I like Jason Mimosa.' Far out. 201 00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:28,080 I got it. 202 00:10:28,080 --> 00:10:30,360 'Do you like mimosas?' They might be underage. 203 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:33,160 This will get me an age limit ― 18 or under. 204 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:34,240 - 'Yes.' 205 00:10:34,240 --> 00:10:36,240 - READS: Yes! 206 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:37,440 'Can you legally drink... 207 00:10:37,440 --> 00:10:38,720 '...mimosas?' 208 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:41,800 - No they can't. 'Naughty, naughty!' 209 00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:44,640 - 'Were you born after... 210 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:48,560 - '...Titanic was on at the movies?' (CHUCKLES) 211 00:10:48,560 --> 00:10:50,560 - They said no. 212 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,760 - 'Can you legally drink next year?' 213 00:10:53,760 --> 00:10:56,200 - I feel like she's slowly getting there. 214 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,080 - Got you. I've got you, stranger. 215 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,160 OK, dot dot dot. It's coming. 216 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:02,160 (PHONE WHOOPS) 217 00:11:02,360 --> 00:11:04,360 - What'd they say? 218 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:06,280 - AUDIENCE: Ooh. 219 00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:10,280 - I just really felt a connection with this girl. 220 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 221 00:11:15,320 --> 00:11:19,680 - So, Hayley, my two favourite quotes were you saying, 222 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:22,360 'I just really felt a connection with this girl,' 223 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:26,760 and then her saying, 'This person seems old.' - Yeah. 224 00:11:27,680 --> 00:11:30,160 VOICE BREAKS: Yeah. Um... (LAUGHTER) 225 00:11:30,160 --> 00:11:32,440 - Tom, I felt like you were at an instant disadvantage 226 00:11:32,440 --> 00:11:37,520 cos the woman you had on the other line seemed to really hate you from the start. 227 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:42,600 - The feeling is completely mutual. (LAUGHTER, BEN GUFFAWS) 228 00:11:42,600 --> 00:11:44,600 (APPLAUSE) 229 00:11:45,640 --> 00:11:51,400 - You were slightly stitched up by having the only 58-year-old who would respond, 'Duh!' 230 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,880 to, 'Do you know Hilary Duff?' - Thank you! 231 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,320 - She's a sassy Karen. I liked it. - She certainly was. 232 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,720 So where did we get to in the end? - So Tom guessed 34. 233 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,360 - Yeah. - And she was 58. 234 00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,160 - Whoa. - So 24 years off. 235 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,160 Hayley guessed 17, 236 00:12:06,280 --> 00:12:09,680 and she was 17. - CHRIS: Wow! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 237 00:12:09,680 --> 00:12:11,680 - OK. - Bang on. 238 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,480 - OK. Well, that's it for the first part of the show. 239 00:12:15,480 --> 00:12:17,600 But here's a task for you at home. 240 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,360 Buy one of every product you're about to be advertised, 241 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:25,240 and try to keep New Zealand TV alive for just a little bit longer. 242 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,320 We'll see you after this. 243 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 244 00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,320 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 245 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:35,360 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 246 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 247 00:12:38,960 --> 00:12:41,520 - Hoki mai ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 248 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,160 What were we doing, Paul? I'm getting old and losing my memory. 249 00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:49,040 - That's OK, Jeremy. I will be here as your body declines. (LAUGHTER) 250 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:54,320 Our comedians were each texting a different stranger and trying to guess their age. 251 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:57,040 So far, we've seen Hayley and Tom. 252 00:12:57,040 --> 00:13:00,000 Now it's time for Abby Howells, aged 33, 253 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:05,400 and Ben Hurley, aged 40 to 50, according to his agent. (LAUGHTER) 254 00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,800 - It's accurate. - It's Abby and Ben. 255 00:13:08,800 --> 00:13:13,120 - 'Nice day for a dance.' 256 00:13:13,120 --> 00:13:17,920 - READS: Nice day for a dance. What do you like to listen to? 257 00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,800 - READS: 'Uptown Funk.' Ooh. 258 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:27,360 What that is, is an extremely generic song that pretty much everybody likes. 259 00:13:27,360 --> 00:13:29,920 - 'Do you have a phone? 260 00:13:30,520 --> 00:13:34,240 'And if so, what make is it?' 261 00:13:34,240 --> 00:13:37,080 - READS: Do you have a phone? And if so, what make is it? 262 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,240 - They have a Samsung. - OK. 263 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:43,840 - OK. I think they're maybe older. 'Do you remember the war?' 264 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,760 - Yeah, I do remember the war. I was born before the war. (LAUGHS) 265 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,160 - READS: Which war? (LAUGHS) 266 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:51,280 Um, the Falklands? 267 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:53,760 Oh no. Actually, I'm gonna go with Iraq. 268 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:55,320 - It says, 'Is it a new Samsung phone?' 269 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:59,600 And then it says 'Iraq' and then 'no' after that. I don't understand what's going on here. 270 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:03,480 - READS: Do you remember when the Mars Rover went to Mars? 271 00:14:03,480 --> 00:14:04,760 - READS: No. 272 00:14:04,760 --> 00:14:06,320 - Just no? - Yeah. 273 00:14:06,320 --> 00:14:08,960 - What age would that suggest? - Maybe younger? 274 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,480 - 'What's your favourite movie?' 275 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:13,440 - READS: 'What's your favourite movie?' I'm just trying to think. 276 00:14:13,440 --> 00:14:15,440 - Text me back. 277 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:18,880 (LAUGHTER) 278 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:24,320 This is like dating in my 20s (LAUGHS) again where I'm really keeping the conversation going. 279 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:25,880 - I'll just put anything on here. 280 00:14:25,880 --> 00:14:29,920 - Their favourite movie is Braveheart. OK. They're older. 281 00:14:29,920 --> 00:14:32,800 - Uh, 'Are you at school?' (LAUGHS) 282 00:14:33,240 --> 00:14:36,160 I don't feel like that's an appropriate question to ask anyone. 283 00:14:36,160 --> 00:14:38,120 - READS: Are you at school? 284 00:14:38,120 --> 00:14:41,240 - READS: 'Yes.' So they've gotta be, um, 285 00:14:41,240 --> 00:14:42,440 14. 286 00:14:42,440 --> 00:14:43,800 - 'Who is your... 287 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:45,760 - '...celebrity crush?' 288 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,520 - READS: Monroe? 289 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:49,520 OK. Marilyn. 290 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:52,960 OK, that makes me think they're even older than I thought. 291 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,400 - 14. 292 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,200 - 57 years old. 293 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:58,200 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) Thank you, Ben. 294 00:14:58,200 --> 00:15:02,200 - This is a person who's a little older, I reckon. 295 00:15:03,240 --> 00:15:05,840 Oh, he's so cute! - He's so cute! 296 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 297 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,240 - It was very hot in there. I don't know if you could tell. 298 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:15,080 - Yeah, a sweaty Betty. - You were a bit flustered. - I was a bit flustered. 299 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,920 - Um, Abby, he did seem like he was taking a while to text back. 300 00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:21,320 - Yeah. He was. It was pretty stressful. 301 00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:25,200 It kind of felt like being back in the dating scene again. Like, oh... 302 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,680 And he seemed ambivalent on me. 303 00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,160 He seemed to think I was weird. 304 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:32,160 (LAUGHTER) 305 00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,800 (CHUCKLES) 306 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:36,480 - OK, so, Paul, how did everything go? 307 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,560 - Abby guessed 57. - Mm-hm. 308 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,560 - He was 78. (AUDIENCE 'OOH'S) 309 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:45,080 21 years off. He easily sent the fewest texts. (LAUGHTER) 310 00:15:45,080 --> 00:15:47,440 Ben's guess ― 14. 311 00:15:47,800 --> 00:15:49,800 He was 9. - HAYLEY: Aww. 312 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,600 - OK. - So five years off. 313 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:55,680 - All right, we've got one comedian left, Paul. - That's right, Jeremy. 314 00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:58,760 It's time for Chris Parker to try to defend this. 315 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,680 - Oh no. (LAUGHTER) 316 00:16:00,680 --> 00:16:03,760 - 'Hello, stranger. How old are you?' 317 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,520 (PHONE WHOOPS) 318 00:16:05,520 --> 00:16:06,640 READS: Old enough. 319 00:16:06,640 --> 00:16:09,160 'What's a... 320 00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:14,760 'special event that happened the year you were born?' 321 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,480 READS: Tupac died. 322 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:21,560 Oh. You know what? I don't even know when Tupac died. - Did he even die? 323 00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,440 - What year did Tupac die? 324 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:27,560 - 'Don't you know when Tupac died... (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 325 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:31,120 '...you dumbass?' (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHTER) 326 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,320 - Oh, I'm a dumbarse now? 327 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:38,400 'Where do you live? You're going to see Tupac when I find you.' 328 00:16:38,760 --> 00:16:41,400 There. Let's see who's a dumbarse now. 329 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:43,400 - (SNICKERS) 330 00:16:43,400 --> 00:16:44,920 (PHONE WHOOPS) 331 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:48,120 - READS: Come find me then, you bitch. (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 332 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,520 'Who was the captain of the All Blacks when you were born?' 333 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:53,560 - 'No idea.' 334 00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:56,840 - READS: 'No idea, old man.' Oh, I'm an old man now. 335 00:16:56,840 --> 00:17:01,120 - I'll say, 'Why do you text so slow? Are your fingers too big for the keyboard?' 336 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,480 - 'Ask your mum.' 337 00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:05,080 - READS: Ask your mum. (LAUGHS) 338 00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,600 - READS: 'You wanna scrap, eh?' Yes, please. I'm in the caravan. 339 00:17:10,600 --> 00:17:14,520 - LAUGHS: He's gonna kill me. 340 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:18,080 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) 341 00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:20,680 (PHONE WHOOPS) - What's that say? 342 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,760 READS: Usi... (CACKLES) 343 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,080 - What does that mean? - It's Tongan. 344 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:29,080 - Come, dox. Come scrap. (CHUCKLES) 345 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 346 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,400 - I'll tell you what, Chris. That one really took a turn, didn't it? 347 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:38,320 - I'm just surprised Bubbah texted back. - Yeah. 348 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:43,920 I'm really pleased that we didn't pair Tofiga up with any of the children. 349 00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,960 - So Tofiga guessed 27. - Yeah. 350 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:48,640 - Bubbah is... 351 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:50,520 27. - Wow! 352 00:17:50,520 --> 00:17:52,760 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) Oh, goodness. OK. 353 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,880 - That means one point for Tom. 354 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,560 Two points for Abby, who was 21 years off. 355 00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:00,320 Five years off ― three points for Ben. 356 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:04,120 Uh, Tofiga the correct age, and Hayley the correct age. 357 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,000 Five points each? - Yeah, absolutely. 358 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,640 - Five points each. - Well done. 359 00:18:07,640 --> 00:18:09,640 - Thank you. - Well done. 360 00:18:09,640 --> 00:18:10,960 (APPLAUSE) 361 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:16,280 Now seems like a really, really good time to have an episode score. 362 00:18:16,280 --> 00:18:18,840 - Out in first with a perfect 10 points, 363 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:21,840 it's Tofiga. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 364 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:28,440 - Is there another task for us, Paul? - I hope you brought your passport, Jeremy, because, this time, 365 00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:30,840 we're going international. 366 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:32,840 (QUIRKY LATIN MUSIC) 367 00:18:37,720 --> 00:18:38,880 - Ooh. 368 00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,160 - Hm. 369 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,680 - Yee-hee! 370 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,960 - Knock, knock. 371 00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:45,560 - Permission to come aboard? - Permission granted. 372 00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,040 - OK. 373 00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,040 - Oh! Far out! 374 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:51,760 - (GASPS) 375 00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,920 READS: 'Invent a new country. 376 00:18:53,920 --> 00:18:57,120 - 'You must create a detailed and informative tourism video... 377 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,520 - '...promoting your country. 378 00:18:58,520 --> 00:19:00,600 - 'Best new country wins. 379 00:19:00,600 --> 00:19:02,560 - 'Got 45 minutes, 380 00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,560 'starting now.' 381 00:19:05,080 --> 00:19:06,680 - Oh, here it is here. 382 00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:10,040 - What do I want out of a country? Stone fruits. 383 00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:13,000 - Just, like, stone fruits? - Yeah. It's like a paradise. 384 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:16,400 - Fresh fruit. Because my country is going to be tropical. - OK. 385 00:19:16,400 --> 00:19:22,000 - We're gonna really good cuisine based mostly around... bananas. 386 00:19:22,240 --> 00:19:24,760 - Like, a country that's just continental. 387 00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:27,240 For some reason, I'm thinking about Continental chocolates. 388 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,880 - Notable people. 389 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:30,840 - Jean-Pierre. - (CHUCKLES) Yes. 390 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,120 - Paul Williams. 391 00:19:32,120 --> 00:19:34,240 Can you be in the video? - If you want. 392 00:19:34,240 --> 00:19:35,440 - Continentilia. 393 00:19:35,440 --> 00:19:38,600 - The name is based on Continental chocolates? - Yeah. Do they even make―? 394 00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,080 - Discontinued, I think. - Do they not make them any more? 395 00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,080 - OK, let's go. 396 00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:45,080 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 397 00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:49,920 - Abby, to be honest, when, uh, the main thing that you were focused on with your country was stone fruit, 398 00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:52,840 I thought, well, that's pretty odd. But then Hayley picked it up straight away, 399 00:19:52,840 --> 00:19:55,240 and she was into the fruit as well. - Yeah. Bananas. 400 00:19:55,240 --> 00:20:02,040 - Could you imagine, like, walking along and being like, a nectarine? (LAUGHTER) 401 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,600 - I can, actually. I've done that quite a few times. 402 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,800 - Abby, what's the most elegant fruit? 403 00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:10,760 - The plum. 404 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:13,040 - Surely it's a lady finger. 405 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:15,280 - Yeah. Banana. - Mm. 406 00:20:15,280 --> 00:20:18,960 - Huh, banana looks like a penis. (LAUGHTER) 407 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:23,360 - I'm just not feeling what the problem is there. Sorry. 408 00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:26,960 - The penis is not the most elegant genital. 409 00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:28,960 (LAUGHTER) 410 00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,800 - OK. We done? - HAYLEY: Yeah. (LAUGHTER) 411 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,960 Back to you. - I've packed my bags and I'm ready to go, Paul. 412 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,400 Which fictional country are we heading to first? 413 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,800 - First stop ― it's Paulinga with Tofiga. 414 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,880 - Solomo kapachi from the beautiful island of Paulinga. 415 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:49,520 I want to tell you about the most beautiful place in the world. 416 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:53,440 And when you greet people, you say, 'Solomo kapachi', which means, 417 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:56,120 'Hi, how are ya? Let's hopefully hook up. 418 00:20:56,120 --> 00:20:59,520 'And then after that, we can chill and watch some rugby league.' 419 00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:01,280 Solomo kapachi! 420 00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:07,680 Now, here in Paulinga, we have a population of 500 million people on a small island. 421 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:10,200 It's summer all year round. 422 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:15,080 That's right. Beautiful tan, nice chocolate brown! Yeah! 423 00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:19,680 The Paulingan people ― they are calledHarrrrrabanda. 424 00:21:19,680 --> 00:21:21,680 (TROPICAL MUSIC) 425 00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:25,520 - What are you filming? - You're dancing, innit? 426 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,120 - What? - Your Harabanda dance. 427 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,600 (UPBEAT TROPICAL JAZZ MUSIC) 428 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:32,600 (LAUGHTER) 429 00:21:33,760 --> 00:21:40,120 And what's even better is when they danceandsing at the same time. - It's really incredible. 430 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:44,000 You should come to the country so you can see us dance and sing at the same time. 431 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:48,280 - So why won't you visit Paulinga ― the most beautiful island in the world? 432 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,640 Yee-hee! Chee-hoo! 433 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,840 # Solomo kapachi! # 434 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 435 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,960 - 500 million people on a tiny island. 436 00:22:01,960 --> 00:22:04,120 Paradise (!) - Yeah. 437 00:22:04,120 --> 00:22:07,600 So that would make it the... - Third. 438 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:12,640 - ...third most populous place in the world. - Yes. China, India, Paulinga, 439 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,440 the United States of America. - (LAUGHS) 440 00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:16,880 That dance was good. - Yes. 441 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:20,440 - You couldn't do that dance again for us, could you? - HAYLEY: Yes, please. 442 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,120 - Come on. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 443 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,320 (CHEERING) 444 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,680 - Wow. 445 00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,800 - It originates because you have to kick everyone out of the way. - BEN: Yeah. 446 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:38,400 - OK, I'd love to see some more countries, and I will after these ads. 447 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 448 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 449 00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:47,000 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 450 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:49,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 451 00:22:50,840 --> 00:22:53,480 - Nau mai ano. Welcome back to Taskmaster. 452 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:57,640 Who's next, Paul? - She likes to live her life in a precious way. 453 00:22:57,640 --> 00:23:01,520 Showcasing Precious Land, it's Abby Howells. 454 00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,920 - Hello. My name is Abby Howells, 455 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:09,760 and I am the ambassador for Precious Land. Garden of Eden, look out. 456 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:12,200 We have an abundance of stone fruit. 457 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:13,680 Juicy and delicious. 458 00:23:13,680 --> 00:23:15,480 We have an active volcano. 459 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:21,520 It took out our whole financial district and has contributed to many of our financial woes. 460 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:26,440 I'm coming at you live from the toilet, because that's where our economy is right now. 461 00:23:26,440 --> 00:23:31,200 Our head friend gave away all of our oil for some magic beans. 462 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:34,920 This is Jean-Pierre ― one of our nation's top exports. 463 00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,880 And look how sad he is because of all the poverty. 464 00:23:37,880 --> 00:23:39,560 Something must be done! 465 00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,520 The people of Precious Land need you. 466 00:23:42,520 --> 00:23:44,520 And we need your money. 467 00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,720 So please donate now. 468 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:49,480 Please. Our economy is in ruins. 469 00:23:49,920 --> 00:23:51,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 470 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,640 Yeah. OK. 471 00:23:55,640 --> 00:24:00,200 - Abby, would you say that that's a tourism video or more of a plea for help? 472 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:04,240 - Yeah. So I was creating all this stuff, like Precious Land has a healing spring; it has plum fruit. 473 00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:08,960 But I was like, but it also has to have some realistic stuff, and I guess poverty. 474 00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:13,440 And then I got really focused on the poverty. (LAUGHS) 475 00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:14,520 (LAUGHTER) 476 00:24:14,520 --> 00:24:18,160 And that's what happened. But who says a country needs to be rich to be great? 477 00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:22,040 Look at Monaco. What are they doin'? (LAUGHTER) 478 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,600 - Paul, I'm ready for another ad, please. - We've seen Paulinga. 479 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,600 Now showcasing Paulandia, it's Tom Sainsbury. 480 00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,720 - Welcome to Paulandia. 481 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,960 Welcome to Paradise! 482 00:24:34,560 --> 00:24:36,960 Where Paul Williams is king. 483 00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:39,720 - Hello. 484 00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:42,800 - Paulandia has so many beautiful tourist attractions, 485 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,800 like the lake. 486 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,920 Paulandia has so many fun activities, 487 00:24:47,920 --> 00:24:50,000 like looking at the lake. 488 00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:56,960 Paulandia, where the peoples are blue-eyed and musically gifted. 489 00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:59,680 - (PLAYS SLOW-PACED BEAT) 490 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,920 - And the national flower is flour. 491 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,240 (LAUGHTER) 492 00:25:05,240 --> 00:25:09,520 And the national bird is a hat-wearing duck. Hello! 493 00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:12,920 And now we will sing the Paulandia national anthem. 494 00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,200 Hit it! 495 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,400 (WHIMSICAL MELODY PLAYS) # Quack. 496 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:18,400 # Quackety-quack. 497 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:20,680 # Quack all day. 498 00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,960 # Quack, quack, quack. 499 00:25:23,320 --> 00:25:25,320 # Quaaaack! # 500 00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,400 So come to Paulandia. 501 00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:32,160 Come to paradise! 502 00:25:34,840 --> 00:25:36,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 503 00:25:38,880 --> 00:25:41,200 Thank you. - OK, Tom. 504 00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:43,600 How do you feel about that national anthem? 505 00:25:43,600 --> 00:25:47,680 Because I've just written down here, 'Not good.' 506 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:50,480 - I should've done the kind of English version of it. 507 00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:53,720 I was doing the national language, which obviously you can't interpret. 508 00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:56,440 It's a full, rich kind of encouraging, you know, Paulandia. 509 00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:59,360 Like, there's a whole thing to it. - What's the translation? - Oh yeah. Do it for us now. 510 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,680 That'd be great. - Yeah, OK, great. 511 00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,680 # Paulandia is great. 512 00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:05,880 # Paulandia is fair. 513 00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,240 # I love Paulandia. 514 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,400 # We all love Paulandia. 515 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,520 # We are here for... 516 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,640 - ALL: # Paulandia! # 517 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:17,120 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 518 00:26:17,120 --> 00:26:18,960 - OK. 519 00:26:18,960 --> 00:26:22,520 You're right. - In the translated version, the melody changes as well? 520 00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:24,280 - Yeah. - Right. OK. 521 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,800 - OK. Have we got another one? 522 00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:28,880 - Here with the next stop on our big OE, 523 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:32,040 Majoraland, it's Hayley Sproull. 524 00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:39,360 - EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT: Mm. Bananas, or hello, and welcome from Majoraland here in the SexSeas. 525 00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:42,760 I am Queen Manora, and this is my country, 526 00:26:42,880 --> 00:26:46,000 where everything is sexy and there is champagne on tap. 527 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,440 Thank you, slave. 528 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,440 Let me show you around. 529 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:53,280 First thing's first ― you might be thinking, 530 00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,640 Queen Manora, why so many bananas? 531 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:59,720 That's because everything in Majoraland resemble my favourite thing ― 532 00:26:59,720 --> 00:27:01,720 bananas. 533 00:27:02,520 --> 00:27:04,520 SCREAMS: Kill her! 534 00:27:04,520 --> 00:27:06,520 (LAUGHTER) 535 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:09,960 Mmm. 536 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,280 More bananas. 537 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,520 You're also thinking, Queen Manora, you're so beautiful. 538 00:27:14,520 --> 00:27:16,840 Well, everybody in Majoraland beautiful. 539 00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:20,640 And if you're born with ugly dog face, we fix for free. 540 00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,640 He is on waiting list. 541 00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:24,640 (LAUGHTER) 542 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:30,920 And finally, everybody in Majoraland polyamory and bisexual, where is Banana Monday... 543 00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:32,920 or Taco Tuesday. 544 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,520 (LAUGHTER) 545 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:39,280 So if you want to live a life that is drunk, beautiful and bisexual, 546 00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,280 come to Majoraland. 547 00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:43,920 I want female slave today. 548 00:27:45,080 --> 00:27:47,080 Where is female slave? 549 00:27:47,080 --> 00:27:49,080 It's Taco Tuesday. 550 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,360 (LOUD CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 551 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,480 - (LAUGHS) 552 00:27:56,920 --> 00:28:00,720 I think good use of the accent. You're not too cancellable. 553 00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:02,320 - Yah. - You know, just a little bit― 554 00:28:02,320 --> 00:28:05,320 - Where is it from? - A little bit Romania, a little bit South American. 555 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:07,680 - Yeah. - I think it was Melania Trump. 556 00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:12,200 - Yeah, it was. In so many ways. - EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT: In so many ways. 557 00:28:12,200 --> 00:28:16,040 - Majoraland is a really beautiful, sexy place and... 558 00:28:16,040 --> 00:28:19,520 - A beautiful, sexy place where slavery is still legal? 559 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:23,840 - EAST EUROPEAN ACCENT: But only for those who have not yet fixed their faces. 560 00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:27,560 - OK, we've got one country left to visit, Paul. Where is it? 561 00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:31,440 - Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. 562 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,480 Except, in this instance, when I tell you 563 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:38,600 that you're going to get Ben Hurley talking to you about a country made of chocolate. 564 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,600 - Hello, and wah. 565 00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,040 Welcome to Continentilia. 566 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,080 We are an entire continent country land. 567 00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:49,080 And I am the Prime Minister Wally Winker. 568 00:28:49,080 --> 00:28:52,600 We are based on those chocolates that your parents like. 569 00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,920 And some people think we've been discontinued. 570 00:28:54,920 --> 00:28:57,000 Not true, Paul, not true. 571 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:58,800 Let's take a look. 572 00:28:58,800 --> 00:29:01,080 We have the Hazelnut Mountains. 573 00:29:01,080 --> 00:29:02,360 You'd have to be 574 00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:04,360 nutsto climb these. 575 00:29:04,720 --> 00:29:06,800 The Great Dessert Desert. 576 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:10,600 There's no water, but there is delicious milk chocolate! 577 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:11,960 (CHUCKLES) 578 00:29:11,960 --> 00:29:14,760 The Milk Swirl Geyser... (GASPS) 579 00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:18,360 and the Ancient Praline Pyramids. 580 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:22,960 Legend has it, nobody actually knows what praline is. 581 00:29:23,320 --> 00:29:24,720 And the best part is 582 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:29,440 there are no dangers in Continentilia... except diabetes. 583 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:31,440 Continentilia. 584 00:29:31,680 --> 00:29:33,680 Yum. (RUMBLING) 585 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:36,600 (LIQUID SLOSHES) 586 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:38,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 587 00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:44,360 - Wow. - Wally Winker, can you do that walk for us? That was special. 588 00:29:44,360 --> 00:29:46,200 - Oh yeah. 589 00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,600 Oooh! (ALL EXCLAIM) - Oh wow. 590 00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:52,160 - Wally Winker. - You know what? 591 00:29:52,160 --> 00:29:55,640 It was either me or Timothee Chalamet for that role. 592 00:29:55,640 --> 00:30:00,560 - Um, so what happens if you're allergic to chocolate in this particular country? 593 00:30:00,560 --> 00:30:04,320 - Oh, you can go to Fanny Land or whatever. (LAUGHTER) 594 00:30:04,320 --> 00:30:10,240 - OK, I suppose I've got to think, where's the place that I would most want to go? 595 00:30:10,240 --> 00:30:12,080 You know, that's the only way to judge it. 596 00:30:12,080 --> 00:30:15,480 Abby's country ― I would never want to go to that country. 597 00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:17,200 That's one point for Abby. 598 00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:21,920 I would also not like to go to Ben's country. 599 00:30:21,920 --> 00:30:23,680 He'll get two points. - Oh. (AUDIENCE GROANS) 600 00:30:23,680 --> 00:30:27,720 - I'm going to go three points for Tom. (AUDIENCE GROANS) 601 00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,840 Four points for Tofiga 602 00:30:29,840 --> 00:30:33,840 and five points for Hayley. - He loves the fanny! 603 00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:35,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 604 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,880 - Well, good to see the Taskmaster is pro-slavery! 605 00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:43,760 - No, he's just pro-fanny, man. 606 00:30:44,720 --> 00:30:46,720 - Slave to the fanny. 607 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,720 (LAUGHTER) 608 00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:52,360 - OK, that's it for part three. 609 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:55,200 We'll give you a few moments to book your tickets to Paulandia 610 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,480 to see the rear-hatted duck and stare at a lake. 611 00:30:58,480 --> 00:31:01,360 We'll see you after this. Akuanei. 612 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 613 00:31:03,360 --> 00:31:05,360 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 614 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,800 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 615 00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,800 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 616 00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,680 - Welcome back to Taskmaster. 617 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:19,400 And to our viewers from Paulinga, solomo kapuchi. 618 00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:21,640 It's our final episode of the season. 619 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:24,560 The scoreboard is looking tied, and I believe, Paul Williams, 620 00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,760 we have just one filmed task to go. - We certainly do, Jeremy. 621 00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:33,040 And I could not think of a better way torapthings up. 622 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,040 (QUIRKY LATIN MUSIC) 623 00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,360 - Ah. 624 00:31:42,360 --> 00:31:44,400 - Hi, Paul. - Hello, Abby. 625 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,880 Hello, Tofiga. - Hello, Paul. 626 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:48,880 What have we got here? 627 00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:52,680 - Food pyramid. Updated from the one that we used to get. 628 00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:54,680 OK. Why is there a microphone there? 629 00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:56,320 - Testing, testing. 630 00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,520 - Do you have a favourite one of those groups? 631 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:00,560 - They don't have, like, sugar on here. 632 00:32:00,560 --> 00:32:03,200 If you don't do drugs, it's like the next best thing. 633 00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,200 - Here we go. 634 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:07,360 - READS: Pick a food group. 635 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:08,880 I'm gonna go vegetables. 636 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:10,440 - Grains. 637 00:32:10,440 --> 00:32:11,240 - Dairy. 638 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,120 - All right, I'm just gonna go meat. 639 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,120 - Fruit. 640 00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:16,240 (GASPS) 641 00:32:16,240 --> 00:32:18,000 - Ooh! 642 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:20,000 - (CACKLES, RASPS) 643 00:32:20,320 --> 00:32:22,320 - READS: 'Write and perform a rap... 644 00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:25,320 - '...advocating for why your food group is the best. 645 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:26,680 - 'Best verse wins. 646 00:32:26,680 --> 00:32:28,320 - 'You have 30 minutes. 647 00:32:28,320 --> 00:32:30,400 - 'Your time starts now.' 648 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:33,000 - Do you start with 'yo, yo, yo'? 649 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,960 - Would you like to hear the music? - Yes! 650 00:32:34,960 --> 00:32:36,840 - OK. 651 00:32:36,840 --> 00:32:39,880 (BROODING HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) - Yo. I'm gonna start with 'yo'. 652 00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,720 - ABBY: Nice. 653 00:32:41,720 --> 00:32:42,880 (HIP-HOP MUSIC BUILDS) - Yeah. 654 00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,800 RAPS: # (MUTTERS) Beef. 655 00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:47,600 # (MUTTERS) Queef. # 656 00:32:47,880 --> 00:32:49,480 Probably not that. 657 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,200 (LAUGHTER) 658 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,200 (CLATTERING) 659 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,880 - K. Bringing the house down already and we haven't even started, brother. 660 00:32:57,880 --> 00:33:00,200 - What's your favourite vegetable? - Potato. 661 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:04,160 - Do you know what? I don't really like potatoes. - Not even as fries? 662 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,400 - RAPS: # You want a pineapple? Come, be my guest. 663 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,600 # Dem where my berries at. # 664 00:33:09,800 --> 00:33:16,040 - What if I exclusively used the C-word, (LAUGHS) so you can't broadcast anything that I say? 665 00:33:16,040 --> 00:33:19,640 I'll just be like 'Beep, beep, beep, milk!' 666 00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:22,280 LAUGHS: I'm gonna do that. 667 00:33:22,280 --> 00:33:24,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 668 00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:31,080 - All right, Paul, assuming these raps are actually broadcastable, whose verse are we gonna hear first? 669 00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,280 - Here they are all at once. 670 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,000 (BROODING HIP-HOP MUSIC) 671 00:33:36,920 --> 00:33:38,920 - RAPS: 672 00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:40,920 (LAUGHTER) 673 00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:23,280 - BEN RAPS: 674 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,640 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 675 00:35:09,720 --> 00:35:11,720 - TOFIGA RAPS: 676 00:35:11,720 --> 00:35:13,720 (APPLAUSE) 677 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:28,880 (LAUGHTER) 678 00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,680 - # Yeah! 679 00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,520 - # Yeah! 680 00:35:46,040 --> 00:35:48,040 # Unh! 681 00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:50,800 (CACKLES) 682 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,800 - RAPS: 683 00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:21,040 - RAPS: 684 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:29,960 (LAUGHS) 685 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,960 (BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!) 686 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,240 (BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!) 687 00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:35,600 (BLEEP!) 688 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,600 (BLEEP!) 689 00:36:42,320 --> 00:36:44,920 (BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!) 690 00:36:45,560 --> 00:36:48,160 (BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!) 691 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,000 (BLEEP!) 692 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:55,960 (BLEEP! BLEEP!) 693 00:36:55,960 --> 00:36:57,960 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 694 00:37:02,720 --> 00:37:04,560 - Very good. - Really good. 695 00:37:04,560 --> 00:37:06,280 - Very, very good. 696 00:37:06,280 --> 00:37:10,600 Although I have to say, the last image of Taskmaster season five 697 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:15,520 will be Abby Howells underneath a desk saying, 'Cottage cheese. (BLEEP! BLEEP! BLEEP!)' 698 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,520 (LAUGHTER) 699 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,520 (APPLAUSE) 700 00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,440 Ugh, nobody deserves to get one. 701 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,720 - OK. - Nah. 702 00:37:24,720 --> 00:37:27,480 - I think― Look, the fact that I didn't hear― 703 00:37:27,480 --> 00:37:31,960 There were probably four words that I heard of Abby's ― means that it's hard to rate you highly. 704 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,200 So unfortunately, I'm going to have to give Abby two. 705 00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:37,560 - Aww, not Abby! 706 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:39,560 (LAUGHTER) 707 00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,760 - I'm going to go Tom three. Good flow, 708 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,960 but got a little bit focused on bananas there towards the end. - (CHORTLES) 709 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,480 - I like Tofiga because I like a socially conscious rapper. 710 00:37:53,480 --> 00:37:55,880 - Yeah. - So three points there. 711 00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:58,160 Uh, four points for Ben Hurley, 712 00:37:58,160 --> 00:38:02,000 and I think five points for Hayley. She was very good. - Hey. 713 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,760 HJ Sprizzle. It's HJ Sprizzle. - HJ Sprizzle. That's right. 714 00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,960 OK. Time for a quick break. 715 00:38:09,200 --> 00:38:16,200 And when we return, we'll find out which comedian will be the official champion of Taskmaster season five. 716 00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,000 Don't miss it! We'll see you soon. 717 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,000 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 718 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,000 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 719 00:38:25,360 --> 00:38:27,360 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 720 00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:29,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 721 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:35,440 - Kia ora ano. Welcome back to the season finale of Taskmaster. 722 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,680 There's still one more task to complete. 723 00:38:37,680 --> 00:38:42,920 But before we get to that, Paul, can we have a scoreboard update, please? 724 00:38:42,920 --> 00:38:45,600 - Leading the pack by the slimmest of margins, 725 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,600 it's Tofiga Fepulea'i. 726 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:54,280 - OK, everyone, please head up to the stage for the final task of the season! 727 00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:56,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 728 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:02,360 All right, Paul. Who's reading out the final task? 729 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:06,400 - Abby Howells. - HAYLEY: Congrats, Abby. - Thank you. Huge for me. 730 00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:08,360 (LAUGHTER) 731 00:39:08,360 --> 00:39:12,160 READS: 'One by one, place an item on the table. 732 00:39:12,160 --> 00:39:16,200 On your turn, you will have 10 seconds to place an item. 733 00:39:16,200 --> 00:39:20,920 Once you have touched an item, that is the item you must place. 734 00:39:20,920 --> 00:39:25,480 If placing causes any item to fall, you will be eliminated. 735 00:39:25,480 --> 00:39:27,760 Last person standing wins. 736 00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:30,360 - On my whistle. 737 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,360 (WHISTLE TRILLS) 738 00:39:32,360 --> 00:39:34,360 (UPBEAT MUSIC) 739 00:39:39,360 --> 00:39:41,560 - Oh! (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 740 00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:51,000 - BEN: Oh, Chris Parker, well done. (APPLAUSE) 741 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,640 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 742 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,960 Oh! 743 00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:02,560 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 744 00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:03,920 (POP!) 745 00:40:03,920 --> 00:40:05,920 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 746 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,720 (ABBY CHUCKLES) 747 00:40:06,720 --> 00:40:08,800 - Yeah. Great. - Yep, yep. 748 00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,040 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS, APPLAUDS) 749 00:40:12,040 --> 00:40:14,040 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 750 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:17,080 (LAUGHTER) 751 00:40:18,920 --> 00:40:19,840 - Three seconds. 752 00:40:19,840 --> 00:40:22,240 - Yes! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 753 00:40:22,240 --> 00:40:24,400 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) - HAYLEY: Oh no. - Four seconds. 754 00:40:24,400 --> 00:40:27,880 - (GASPS) - You got it, you got it, you got it! Abby, Abby! 755 00:40:27,880 --> 00:40:30,360 (WHISTLE TRILLS) - Wow, Abby! 756 00:40:30,360 --> 00:40:32,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 757 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:35,040 (CHIME TINKLES) 758 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:37,880 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 759 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:40,960 - (BLOWS WHISTLE) Hayley is eliminated. The umbrella fell. (APPLAUSE) 760 00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,440 The umbrella can be re-stacked. - BEN: Oh. 761 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:48,000 Oh, mate. (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 762 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:50,320 - CHRIS: Yes, yes. 763 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:52,760 No, no. (ABBY CHUCKLES) 764 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:57,560 - ABBY: No. - HAYLEY: You've got it, Tom. - PAUL: Three seconds. 765 00:40:57,560 --> 00:41:00,560 (WHISTLE TRILLS, CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 766 00:41:00,560 --> 00:41:02,360 - ABBY: Oh my God. 767 00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:04,360 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 768 00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:07,160 (APPLAUSE) 769 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,000 (CHEERING) 770 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,920 - CHRIS: Yes. 771 00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,400 - HAYLEY: Come on, Hurls. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 772 00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:15,400 (ALL EXCLAIM) 773 00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:21,320 (AUDIENCE GROANS) 774 00:41:25,040 --> 00:41:27,040 (LAUGHTER) 775 00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,040 (APPLAUSE) 776 00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,760 - TOM: Oh no! - HAYLEY: Oh no, Tom! 777 00:41:31,760 --> 00:41:35,080 - Oh, shit! - It's OK, it's OK. (APPLAUSE) 778 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:37,080 Oh, Abby. 779 00:41:37,080 --> 00:41:39,080 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 780 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:47,120 (AUDIENCE 'OOH'S, APPLAUDS) 781 00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,720 - Three seconds. (LAUGHTER) 782 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,240 (ALL EXCLAIM, WHISTLE TRILLS) 783 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,960 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 784 00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:58,640 - TOM: So close. - ABBY: So close. 785 00:41:59,760 --> 00:42:01,720 - Five seconds. 786 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,720 - HAYLEY: Lovely. 787 00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,160 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 788 00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,360 - CHRIS: Yeah. 789 00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:13,360 - HAYLEY: Come on, Abbs. - (CHUCKLES, GROANS) 790 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:16,000 - Three seconds. - BEN: Oh, mate. - HAYLEY: Come on, you got it, Abbs! 791 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,080 You got it, Abbs! No! (WHISTLE TRILLS) 792 00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,760 - BEN: Ohh! It nearly stayed too! 793 00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,320 Oh! 794 00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,160 - The winner of the live task is Tom Sainsbury. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 795 00:42:26,160 --> 00:42:28,440 - JEREMY: Good stuff, guys. 796 00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:30,040 All right, come on down. 797 00:42:30,040 --> 00:42:36,440 We'll add up the scores and find out the winner of the episode and season five! 798 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:41,680 All right. What a game that was. - So one point for Hayley. 799 00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,240 Two points for Ben. Three points for Tofiga. 800 00:42:44,240 --> 00:42:45,640 Four points for Abby, 801 00:42:45,640 --> 00:42:49,520 and five points for the winner of the live task, Tom Sainsbury. 802 00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:52,240 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Finally! - BEN: Well done, Tommy. 803 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:55,120 - So where does that leave us for the episode, Paul? 804 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:59,240 - That means the winner of episode 10 with 20 points, 805 00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:02,320 represented by Chris Parker, it's Tofiga! 806 00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:06,720 - Congratulations, Chris Parker! On behalf of Tofiga Fepulea'i, 807 00:43:06,720 --> 00:43:10,560 please go up and enjoy your long-lasting items 808 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:15,320 for an appropriate length of time before coming back down for the prize that really matters. 809 00:43:15,320 --> 00:43:20,400 Once again, Chris Parker, ladies and gentlemen, for Tofiga! 810 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:22,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 811 00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:26,120 - Oh, no, no, no, no! 812 00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,440 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 813 00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,640 - All right, this is it ― the moment of truth. 814 00:43:31,640 --> 00:43:37,200 It's time to announce the winner of season five. And what a season it has been. 815 00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:40,400 From incredibly accurate tennis ball throws 816 00:43:40,400 --> 00:43:43,000 to incredibly inaccurate biopics, 817 00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:46,520 from New Year's resolutions to goal-scoring French revolutions, 818 00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:50,800 we have seen it all, and it's all led us to this, Paul. 819 00:43:50,960 --> 00:43:55,760 Would you please read out the winner of Taskmaster season five? 820 00:43:55,760 --> 00:43:57,240 - In fifth place 821 00:43:57,240 --> 00:44:01,720 with 147 points, Abby Howells. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 822 00:44:02,400 --> 00:44:05,760 In fourth place with 156 points, 823 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:09,920 it's Tofiga Fepulea'i. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 824 00:44:10,880 --> 00:44:14,360 One point in front of him with 157 points, 825 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:19,040 in third place, it's Tom Sainsbury. - Oh, third! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 826 00:44:19,040 --> 00:44:21,480 Third the golden princess. (BEN CHORTLES) 827 00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:24,880 - In second place with 160 points, 828 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:28,160 it's Ben Hurley! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 829 00:44:28,320 --> 00:44:30,320 - Well done. - Ohh. 830 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:36,080 - The winner of Taskmaster New Zealand season five... (LAUGHTER) 831 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,560 ...with 166 points, 832 00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,240 it's Hayley Sproull! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 833 00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,480 - CHUCKLES: Wow! 834 00:44:45,560 --> 00:44:48,160 It's really heavy. - Well done. 835 00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:57,640 Please join me in offering a huge congratulations to the winner of the season, Hayley Sproull! 836 00:44:57,640 --> 00:45:00,560 Thank you so much for joining us. Look after yourselves. 837 00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:04,560 We'll see you again soon. Good night, Aotearoa. 838 00:45:04,560 --> 00:45:06,560 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 839 00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,560 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 840 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,640 Captions by Jessie Puru. 841 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,640 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 842 00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,720 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2024 843 00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:21,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 844 00:45:27,840 --> 00:45:29,840 (WHOOPING)