1 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:04,199 Argh! 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:05,159 Oh! 3 00:00:07,160 --> 00:00:09,160 Hyah! 4 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,559 It set the whole world on fire. 5 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:17,560 Toot, toot! 6 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,719 Ooh! 7 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,519 Hell yeah. 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,960 Yes! 9 00:00:25,520 --> 00:00:26,519 Whoa! 10 00:00:29,160 --> 00:00:32,360 {\an8}www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2026. 11 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:38,919 Kia ora koutou, and welcome to Taskmaster, 12 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:41,639 the show that your weird friends love, 13 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,519 but your auntie is still not sure about. 14 00:00:44,520 --> 00:00:46,519 Luckily, she still tunes in, 15 00:00:46,520 --> 00:00:49,199 because she thinks I'm a bit of an all right. 16 00:00:49,200 --> 00:00:53,159 And, can I just say, the feeling's mutual, Doris. 17 00:00:53,160 --> 00:00:56,599 I would get the job done... 18 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,879 ...for I am the Taskmaster. 19 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,439 To my right are this season's comedians, 20 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:08,399 desperately trying to charm me half as much as I charm Doris. 21 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:11,039 Please welcome Dave Fane! 22 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:14,079 Hoani Hotene! 23 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:16,519 Morgana O'Reilly! 24 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:18,919 Rhys Mathewson! 25 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:22,319 And Rose Matafeo! 26 00:01:22,320 --> 00:01:26,079 And to my left, 27 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:29,359 a man who always includes me in his Tinder photos, 28 00:01:29,360 --> 00:01:32,319 so you never know who you're getting ― 29 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,359 it's Paul Williams! 30 00:01:38,040 --> 00:01:41,399 Hey there, Paul. Is it time for the prize task? - It is, Jeremy. 31 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:43,599 Today, we've asked our contestants to bring in 32 00:01:43,600 --> 00:01:46,159 the thing that gets better when part 33 00:01:46,160 --> 00:01:49,560 of it is covered up. - OK. 34 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:53,679 Rhys, what have you brought in that is better when part of it's covered up? 35 00:01:53,680 --> 00:01:56,760 I have brought in my flatmate's cup. 36 00:01:57,960 --> 00:02:00,079 That's it covered up. 37 00:02:00,080 --> 00:02:04,039 What is underneath was the bane of my life for six years. 38 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:06,120 Let's have a look. 39 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,919 Every morning when I went to go and make a coffee, 40 00:02:11,920 --> 00:02:13,999 within five minutes of being awake, 41 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,639 I would see a cup telling me to go myself. 42 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:20,600 I have never advocated for murder, 43 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,799 but I think we can make a case for this person and their cup. 44 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:27,919 They're nice. Let's not kill a friend of mine. 45 00:02:27,920 --> 00:02:30,959 Kill them, kill them. 46 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,559 Kill them, kill them, kill them. 47 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:35,679 Dave, what did you bring in? 48 00:02:35,680 --> 00:02:37,919 Well, I brought in a mystery. 49 00:02:37,920 --> 00:02:40,679 Have a look at this. 50 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:43,360 {\an8}- Oh! - Ah. 51 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:47,159 {\an8}- I love it. - Because you sort of know what's in there, 52 00:02:47,160 --> 00:02:50,999 and you're sort of thinking, 'Ooh, wonder what it is?' 53 00:02:51,000 --> 00:02:54,199 What do you think that is? - I think, Dave, looking at that ― 54 00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:56,919 and I've eaten some pie in my time... - Yeah. 55 00:02:56,920 --> 00:03:00,759 ...that looks like a classic mince 'n' cheese. 56 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:04,040 Ooh, I think you're right. 57 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:08,479 - Morgana, what did you bring in? - OK. So, I love dogs. 58 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,159 I love dogs so much, and I realised that this winter, 59 00:03:11,160 --> 00:03:14,519 there are so many dogs all over Auckland in shelters, 60 00:03:14,520 --> 00:03:16,720 that are cold and sad. 61 00:03:16,920 --> 00:03:19,919 So I made lots of posters, and I put them all around, 62 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,679 to have people donate their blankets. 63 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:25,719 And, see, we've done quite well. So what's nice covered up? 64 00:03:25,720 --> 00:03:28,919 A cold, sad dog. But what's even better, 65 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:32,559 mostly covered up, is, uh, donation fraud. 66 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,799 I haven't given any of the blankets to any sad dogs. 67 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:41,199 Morgana lives in my neighbourhood, 68 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,759 and my partner pulled off one of those, 69 00:03:43,760 --> 00:03:47,239 and see that grey blanket? That's actually ours. 70 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:49,639 - Thank you so much. That's so nice. - That's my blanket. 71 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:51,639 Yeah, well, thank you for your donation. 72 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,679 That was really kind of you. 73 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:56,439 - Rose, what did you bring in? - Well, Jeremy, 74 00:03:56,440 --> 00:04:00,399 people often ask me, 'Girl, how are your teeth so straight?' 75 00:04:00,400 --> 00:04:04,199 At the tender age of 15, 76 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:07,799 I got braces from a wonderful orthodontist, 77 00:04:07,800 --> 00:04:10,719 called Janice Sommerville. Shoutout to Janice Sommerville. 78 00:04:10,720 --> 00:04:12,719 Love you, sweetie. 79 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:15,679 And what you may notice is that within her name, 80 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:17,679 covering up certain letters, 81 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,719 the phrase 'nice smile'. 82 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,000 Now, isn't that wonderful? 83 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,439 - Wow. - Wow. 84 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,759 And this is so good, I feel like, at an orthodontist, 85 00:04:29,760 --> 00:04:32,479 because you're there, like, waiting, 'Oh,' and then you notice that, 86 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,759 and you're like... - Exactly. - Opens you right up. 87 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,799 - Opens you right up. - Yeah. 88 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:41,719 Hoani, what did you bring in? - Well, people always say to me, 89 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,919 'Girl, you need to straighten your teeth.' 90 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:49,679 But I grew up as a huge fan of Harry Potter, 91 00:04:49,680 --> 00:04:52,679 until things started coming out about the author, 92 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:55,839 and I think we all agree we're not fans of that any more. 93 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:58,079 But, before it'd all gone down, I had actually 94 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:02,039 gotten this tattoo of a golden snitch. 95 00:05:02,040 --> 00:05:04,359 So... I wasn't a fan. So actually, 96 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:07,199 this morning, went to the tattoo parlour, 97 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:09,999 and now I've got myself a tattoo of 98 00:05:10,000 --> 00:05:12,000 this. 99 00:05:12,320 --> 00:05:14,559 Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. Whoa. 100 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:16,560 Yeah. Nice. 101 00:05:17,120 --> 00:05:19,719 - Oh my goodness. - That's fresh. 102 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:22,479 - Is that a Lorax? - That is a Lorax. 103 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:25,319 Is Doctor Seuss problematic as well? 104 00:05:28,560 --> 00:05:30,560 Hmm. 105 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:34,559 - Yeah. - No, actually, so, I mixed it up. This is― 106 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:38,399 No, this is actually Dave Fane. 107 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:41,759 - Yeah. - Wait. Isn't he actually problematic as well? 108 00:05:41,760 --> 00:05:44,959 I'm gonna give one point to Morgana, 109 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:48,359 cos we can't condone fraud. Two points for Hoani, 110 00:05:48,360 --> 00:05:50,359 because I'm not sure which is more problematic... 111 00:05:50,360 --> 00:05:53,079 - ...which tat. - Oh. 112 00:05:53,080 --> 00:05:56,119 Oh, that's― No. That's― No. 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:59,320 - He bought a pie. - Yeah, that whole... 114 00:05:59,960 --> 00:06:03,799 - Three points for Dave with the pie. - Four points for Rhys, 115 00:06:03,800 --> 00:06:05,999 because I agree that is better covered up, 116 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,479 and five points for Rose Matafeo. - Wow. Thank you. 117 00:06:09,480 --> 00:06:11,880 Well observed. 118 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:16,519 - Thank you very much. - All right, Paul. Time for a real task. 119 00:06:16,520 --> 00:06:18,520 Here is the first task. 120 00:06:27,120 --> 00:06:31,039 Hello, Rhys. Hello, Morgana. -Hi, Paul. - Hey, Paul. 121 00:06:31,040 --> 00:06:33,759 - Hello. - I'm Paul. - Paul. Sorry. 122 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:36,359 Hello, 'Paul'. - That's for you. 123 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,599 - Do I have to hold the flag? - I can hold it, 124 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,719 but you wouldn't catch me waving this thing. 125 00:06:40,720 --> 00:06:42,719 OK. 126 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:47,759 Stop the train before the toilet paper breaks. 127 00:06:47,760 --> 00:06:50,519 Longest unbroken roll of toilet paper wins. 128 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,119 You must use the white flag... 129 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,800 ...to signal the train to stop. 130 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:00,719 Do you see that guy, or is it just me? - What guy? 131 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:03,279 - Oh God. - That jig has been unmanned for over a hundred years. 132 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:05,680 Oh no. Not again. Not again! 133 00:07:05,960 --> 00:07:08,079 For each mini task you complete, 134 00:07:08,080 --> 00:07:10,519 5m will be added to your final length. 135 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:14,359 If your toilet paper breaks, you will receive no points. 136 00:07:14,360 --> 00:07:18,320 You may not leave the platform or meddle with the toilet paper in any way. 137 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,239 Your time starts on Paul's 'whist-el'. 138 00:07:21,240 --> 00:07:23,440 This isveryprecarious. 139 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:24,879 What is this? Two-ply? 140 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:26,199 How many plies is the toilet paper? 141 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,199 How many ply are we talking? 142 00:07:27,200 --> 00:07:28,199 What ply are we talking? 143 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:30,639 It's the good stuff ― that's all you need to know. 144 00:07:33,400 --> 00:07:37,319 Rhys, Morgana, Dave ― everyone seemed very concerned about the ply. 145 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:40,999 - Oh, it's a huge detail. - What ply was it? - Two-ply. 146 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,519 - What? What's the budget on this show? - Well, it's... 147 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:47,479 Let's just put it this way ― it's not Taskmaster Australia. 148 00:07:50,440 --> 00:07:54,919 OK. Who's going to unspool that huge roll 149 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:57,239 of two-ply first, Paul? - Up first, 150 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:59,800 it's Morgana and Rose. 151 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:02,920 OK, Cameron ― start her up, please. 152 00:08:03,440 --> 00:08:05,520 Argh! 153 00:08:08,840 --> 00:08:12,039 Great. Really good. 154 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:14,959 It's feeling good. I feel like I'm more likely to wave it, 155 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:16,960 just cos I'm bored. 156 00:08:23,600 --> 00:08:25,599 No. 157 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,800 No. - Yeah, yeah. Keep going, Cameron. 158 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,999 I'm glad we're doing this, Cameron. 159 00:08:40,799 --> 00:08:41,759 Stop! 160 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:43,599 OK, let's stop there. 161 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,079 Oh, I feel like I could have let it go further, 162 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,479 but I was getting bored. 163 00:08:48,480 --> 00:08:50,479 - Did you roll a six? - No. 164 00:08:50,480 --> 00:08:52,559 - Did you throw a duck in the bin? - I nearly got it in. 165 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:54,719 - So no bonus metres? - No. 166 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,839 - OK. - What are you doing? - Oh. Do I do these now? 167 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,839 - No. - Oh, when do I do those bits? 168 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,239 Oh, you could have done them during that, but... 169 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,159 No wonder it was boring. 170 00:09:05,160 --> 00:09:07,160 - Oh. - Oh. 171 00:09:10,480 --> 00:09:12,479 - Rose. - Yeah? - You knew exactly 172 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:14,479 how this task was working, and yet, 173 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:17,399 you seemed to accomplish about the same amount of mini tasks, 174 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:20,279 as somebody who maybe didn't even know how to do it. 175 00:09:20,280 --> 00:09:22,559 What can I say? I'm amazing. 176 00:09:22,560 --> 00:09:26,199 I really― I got bored, like Morgana, honestly. 177 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,399 How long before Morgana said that she was bored? 178 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,800 Uh, 38 seconds. 179 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,160 - Wow. - Have you sat for 38 seconds? 180 00:09:35,360 --> 00:09:37,959 So, no, uh, 181 00:09:37,960 --> 00:09:41,679 bonuses for the mini tasks, but their total lengths ― Morgana, 182 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:43,680 39.70m. - Ooh. 183 00:09:44,040 --> 00:09:46,040 Rose, 54.90m. 184 00:09:46,400 --> 00:09:48,400 Ooh. 185 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,239 That's enough frivolous toilet-paper use for now. 186 00:09:51,240 --> 00:09:54,519 It's time for someserious toilet-paper use. I'm about to go and do that now. 187 00:09:54,520 --> 00:09:56,920 I'll see you in a few minutes. 188 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:11,772 Welcome back to Taskmaster. My name's Jeremy Wells, 189 00:10:11,773 --> 00:10:15,572 and I'm feeling refreshed and ready to experience the next part of 190 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:19,332 whatever we were doing before I ducked out. - Glad to hear it, Jeremy. 191 00:10:19,333 --> 00:10:23,252 Our contestants were trying to hold the end of a roll of toilet paper 192 00:10:23,253 --> 00:10:25,812 as it unspools. - Who's up next? 193 00:10:25,813 --> 00:10:28,012 It's the boys ― it's Dave, 194 00:10:28,013 --> 00:10:30,013 Hoani, Rhys. 195 00:10:30,653 --> 00:10:32,653 Ooh. 196 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,332 Really good. 197 00:10:35,333 --> 00:10:38,333 - You ready? - Yup. 198 00:10:40,613 --> 00:10:43,892 Paul, you're in the way. You're in the way. Jump over it. Jump over it. 199 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:44,852 Wasn't a jump. 200 00:10:44,853 --> 00:10:46,853 Roll a six. 201 00:10:47,293 --> 00:10:50,732 Six! - You didn't roll it. You just slammed it against the table. 202 00:10:50,733 --> 00:10:52,733 Five. 203 00:10:53,373 --> 00:10:55,373 Three. That's a two. 204 00:10:55,973 --> 00:10:58,612 Two. That's a six. 205 00:10:58,613 --> 00:11:00,813 - That's 5m added. - Oh-ho. 206 00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:04,413 - Ooh, that's quite long, huh? - OK. Ducks. 207 00:11:11,093 --> 00:11:13,212 OK. - Would you say that's throwing or placing? 208 00:11:13,213 --> 00:11:17,173 - I'm placing them. - Then maybe throw it. - Oh yup. 209 00:11:18,773 --> 00:11:21,373 He's missed. 210 00:11:21,893 --> 00:11:24,093 Stupid duck. 211 00:11:24,973 --> 00:11:28,212 Hey, that's pretty good. 212 00:11:28,213 --> 00:11:30,893 - What's this? - Do a bottle flip. 213 00:11:36,253 --> 00:11:38,252 Oh, stupid thing. 214 00:11:38,253 --> 00:11:40,452 Successful bottle flip. 215 00:11:42,693 --> 00:11:46,413 {\an8}What's this one? Remove three blocks from this tower without it falling over. 216 00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:51,652 -Doesn't say it can't be from the top. - One, two, three. 217 00:11:51,653 --> 00:11:53,653 5m added. 218 00:11:57,653 --> 00:11:59,653 Stop the jigger. 219 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:05,093 How much longer do you think you got on that toilet paper? 220 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:10,532 Oh. Can't see. 221 00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:16,852 Oh well. I'll give that back to you. - OK. Thank you. 222 00:12:16,853 --> 00:12:19,652 Thanks, Hoani. - Adios. 223 00:12:19,653 --> 00:12:21,653 Bye, Paul. 224 00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:26,012 Hoani ― great rolling, 225 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:29,852 great duck tossing. Well done. That was impressive. 226 00:12:29,853 --> 00:12:33,132 I felt like I was doing pretty good, and then I was, like, these guys, 227 00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:36,052 I've seen them try to throw ducks before. 228 00:12:36,053 --> 00:12:39,132 They're not getting that, you know. - Dave tried to place the ducks. 229 00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:42,852 - Do you consider that a throw? - No. - Oh, no, no. No, no. 230 00:12:42,853 --> 00:12:46,372 - That's a place. He placed. - I placed it. And I was totally out of order. 231 00:12:46,373 --> 00:12:49,652 It was my bad. I accept, you know ― 232 00:12:49,653 --> 00:12:51,692 don't give me any points for that. 233 00:12:51,693 --> 00:12:55,212 - Rhys, you went for the top of the blocks off, I noticed? - Yeah. 234 00:12:55,213 --> 00:12:58,652 - And then immediately waved. - Yeah, my eyesight is bad. 235 00:12:58,653 --> 00:13:00,932 I had no idea how long it was, 236 00:13:00,933 --> 00:13:03,172 and I'm a fear-based creature, 237 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,892 so I thought... I'd better wave. 238 00:13:05,893 --> 00:13:09,852 - OK, Paul ― so, what were the final measurements? - Morgana was 39.7m. 239 00:13:09,853 --> 00:13:12,132 Rose was 54.9m. 240 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:15,172 Rhys, total distance, with his three bonuses, 241 00:13:15,173 --> 00:13:17,172 was 80.5m. 242 00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,453 Dave, with his two bonuses, 243 00:13:19,773 --> 00:13:22,373 98.4m. - Yeah! 244 00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:26,212 ...and Hoani, with all four bonuses, 245 00:13:26,213 --> 00:13:29,852 99.6m. Wow. - OK. 246 00:13:29,853 --> 00:13:32,533 Yes. - Oh. 247 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:35,732 That means one point for Morgana, two points for Rose, 248 00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:39,052 three points for Rhys, four points for Dave and five points for Hoani. 249 00:13:39,053 --> 00:13:41,133 There we go. 250 00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:44,972 And what about the episode scores? 251 00:13:44,973 --> 00:13:48,132 Morgana's on two, and everyone else is on seven. 252 00:13:48,133 --> 00:13:50,133 Ooh. 253 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,412 Nice work, Paul. Surely, 254 00:13:52,413 --> 00:13:55,812 it's time for another task. - It sure is, Jeremy, 255 00:13:55,813 --> 00:13:59,413 and for this task, we're going back to 2022. 256 00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,013 Oh my goodness. 257 00:14:08,493 --> 00:14:10,612 - Hello, Dave. -Hi. 258 00:14:10,613 --> 00:14:12,732 This is moody and sensual. 259 00:14:12,733 --> 00:14:15,732 This is cool. A little bit of a movie night. 260 00:14:15,733 --> 00:14:17,733 Movie night. 261 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:23,652 Revive this old superhero franchise with a sequel. 262 00:14:23,653 --> 00:14:26,332 Biggest improvement on the original wins. 263 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:29,933 You have 45 minutes. Your time starts now. 264 00:14:30,053 --> 00:14:33,852 Life as a superhero can be a bit of a wild goose chase. 265 00:14:33,853 --> 00:14:35,852 - Hey! - Sometimes you're a duck. 266 00:14:35,853 --> 00:14:37,853 Sometimes, 267 00:14:38,533 --> 00:14:40,972 you're the goose. 268 00:14:40,973 --> 00:14:44,932 Paul was the only man I ever loved. 269 00:14:44,933 --> 00:14:48,252 And he made love to me. And I made love to him. 270 00:14:48,253 --> 00:14:50,252 Oh, what? 271 00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:52,252 Paul! 272 00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:55,212 I swore I was never gonna be a superhero again. 273 00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:57,852 That is until the Taskmaster 274 00:14:57,853 --> 00:14:59,853 messed with my Paul. 275 00:15:00,653 --> 00:15:02,653 The Poo Lakes! Paul! 276 00:15:04,293 --> 00:15:06,292 Not the Poo Lake. 277 00:15:06,293 --> 00:15:09,173 Ribena. My mortal enemy. 278 00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:13,613 How will I save you? 279 00:15:14,493 --> 00:15:18,452 My Goose Lasso. Paul, take a hold of the Goose Lasso. 280 00:15:18,453 --> 00:15:22,252 Have you got it, Paul? - Yeah. - Hold on tight, Paul. 281 00:15:22,253 --> 00:15:24,253 This is gonna hurt. 282 00:15:27,453 --> 00:15:30,653 I got you, Paul. 283 00:15:32,213 --> 00:15:35,652 Curse you, Taskmaster! 284 00:15:40,213 --> 00:15:44,172 - Wow. - How do you beat something like that? That's awesome. 285 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,373 Pure cinema. 286 00:15:47,813 --> 00:15:51,212 OK. What were we just watching there, Paul? 287 00:15:51,213 --> 00:15:54,412 So, that was Chris Parker from season three. 288 00:15:56,413 --> 00:15:59,412 He made a film titled The Goose, and that was what they watched. 289 00:15:59,413 --> 00:16:03,292 - Dave, you seemed to really enjoy The Goose? - I loved it. 290 00:16:03,293 --> 00:16:05,532 Especially that voice. 291 00:16:05,533 --> 00:16:08,132 That voice. I mean, if I had a... 292 00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:11,172 ...voice like that... Yeah, I'd make love to myself. 293 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,012 OK, which auteur are we going to witness first, Paul? 294 00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:19,693 Playing The Swan, it's Morgana O'Reilly. 295 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,892 It's been three weeks of nothin'. 296 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:24,893 Darkness. Nobody. 297 00:16:25,093 --> 00:16:28,412 When I finally come to, I know all I'm looking for ― 298 00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,412 Goose. Goose. 299 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,413 That's the Goose. 300 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:36,252 Before Goose, there was nothing. I can't be me without him. 301 00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:38,252 Goose! 302 00:16:38,253 --> 00:16:40,292 Without him, I'm no one. 303 00:16:40,293 --> 00:16:42,692 But with him, I am... 304 00:16:44,173 --> 00:16:46,173 ...the Swan. 305 00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:49,853 Goose? Goose, you little bitch! 306 00:16:50,853 --> 00:16:53,092 Who are you? - Paul. 307 00:16:53,093 --> 00:16:56,412 - Where's the Goose, Paul? - I've not seen him since last Friday. 308 00:16:56,413 --> 00:17:00,012 I think he's out on a bender. - Call him. You got a phone? Call him. 309 00:17:00,013 --> 00:17:03,372 Yes. Yes. Goose. 310 00:17:03,373 --> 00:17:06,132 Goose! Where are you, Goose? -I've given up. 311 00:17:06,133 --> 00:17:08,412 I can only fight crime. 312 00:17:08,413 --> 00:17:10,772 Please come back to me. Do you hear me? 313 00:17:10,773 --> 00:17:14,732 Please, Goose-y Woose-y. - I'm sorry. I moved on. 314 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:18,292 But for the story beats, please just say you'll come back. 315 00:17:18,293 --> 00:17:22,252 Godammit. You've won me over. I'll be back. 316 00:17:22,253 --> 00:17:25,332 - I can't wait to see ya. - I can't wait to see you. 317 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:27,532 I can't wait to see ya, baby. I can't wait to see ya, baby. 318 00:17:27,533 --> 00:17:30,332 - What about me? - We're gonna raise you together, baby. 319 00:17:30,333 --> 00:17:32,412 We're gonna raise you together. 320 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:36,373 He's our cygnet now, this little boy-child-man 321 00:17:36,613 --> 00:17:38,612 that I found in his home. 322 00:17:38,613 --> 00:17:41,132 Together, we will be the parents 323 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:43,133 that we both long to be. 324 00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:57,892 OK. So there's inter-spec-ial love going on. 325 00:17:57,893 --> 00:18:01,212 There's a swan that's fallen for a goose. Is that the...? 326 00:18:01,213 --> 00:18:04,652 Like, however you wanna interpret it, I think it works. 327 00:18:04,653 --> 00:18:07,492 When they're discussing it in― at film school, 328 00:18:07,493 --> 00:18:10,292 they'll go through lots of different ways that it could work... 329 00:18:10,293 --> 00:18:13,732 ...you know, with the― - Sorry to jump in, but I think that the Goose and the Swan, 330 00:18:13,733 --> 00:18:16,692 it's more like a Batman and a Catwoman kind of, like, it's a... 331 00:18:16,693 --> 00:18:18,932 - It felt really Joker and Harley Quinn. - Yes. 332 00:18:18,933 --> 00:18:21,052 - Mm. - OK. - Or whatever, you know. 333 00:18:21,053 --> 00:18:24,972 Like, if you see them as actual livestock, 334 00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,973 that works. 335 00:18:28,293 --> 00:18:31,692 OK, Paul. Who's offering us a glimpse into their oeuvre? 336 00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,972 With quite a departure from the original in terms of tone, 337 00:18:34,973 --> 00:18:37,573 it's Rose Matafeo. 338 00:18:38,053 --> 00:18:41,692 Well, everyone hates it when people make female remakes 339 00:18:41,693 --> 00:18:44,732 of male things, like female Ghostbusters. 340 00:18:44,733 --> 00:18:48,012 I mean, I didn't hate it, but, you know, all of the nerd... 341 00:18:48,013 --> 00:18:51,212 - Me and my boys. - Oh yeah. You were the one that started that petition? 342 00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:54,852 - Mm-hm. - So it's like a weird reboot of this, 343 00:18:54,853 --> 00:18:58,332 but it's from the perspective of the mother, 344 00:18:58,333 --> 00:19:00,332 trying to put Paul through the paces. 345 00:19:00,333 --> 00:19:02,852 Oh, hello. Come in. - Mother Goose. 346 00:19:02,853 --> 00:19:05,172 I've come to ask for your son's hand in marriage. 347 00:19:05,173 --> 00:19:09,132 I wanna make him an honest goose. - Not so fast, Mr Hot Stuff. 348 00:19:09,133 --> 00:19:12,052 I'll have to put you through a series of tests. 349 00:19:12,053 --> 00:19:15,212 OK. Challenge accepted. 350 00:19:30,613 --> 00:19:33,093 You have passed all my tests. 351 00:19:33,213 --> 00:19:37,173 We'd be happy to welcome you into the family. - Thank you, Mother Goose. 352 00:19:37,453 --> 00:19:41,333 I'm gonna go downstairs and head home, slowly. 353 00:19:43,493 --> 00:19:46,293 Oh, Paul? Paul, you forgot this. 354 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,853 Paul's dark secret? 355 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:57,293 Paul? 356 00:19:57,453 --> 00:20:00,253 - Headin' downstairs. - Oh, Paul? 357 00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:13,613 What's good for the Goose. 358 00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:21,172 OK. So the plot was Paul wants to 359 00:20:21,173 --> 00:20:23,172 marry your... 360 00:20:23,173 --> 00:20:25,173 - ...son. - Son. - Yes. 361 00:20:25,373 --> 00:20:28,532 - As the Goose. Who's the Goose. - Yes. But then, obviously, 362 00:20:28,533 --> 00:20:31,852 she then finds out Paul's dark secret, which he, sort of, 363 00:20:31,853 --> 00:20:35,012 handily keeps in a red envelope on his person. 364 00:20:35,013 --> 00:20:38,012 What was Paul's dark secret? Can you let us in on that now? 365 00:20:38,013 --> 00:20:41,732 If you want there to be more series of this show, you don't wanna know. 366 00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:45,972 Well, for those of you who enjoyed the last ad break, 367 00:20:45,973 --> 00:20:48,212 it's time for another sequel ― 368 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:50,293 the next ad break. We'll see you soon. 369 00:21:00,746 --> 00:21:03,825 Welcome back to Taskmaster, 370 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:07,785 where our comedians are making the only type of film that still exists ― 371 00:21:07,786 --> 00:21:11,665 the sequel. - That's right, Jeremy. Our contestants have to revive 372 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:13,705 an old superhero franchise, 373 00:21:13,706 --> 00:21:17,545 by making a sequel to Chris Parker's seminal classic, 374 00:21:17,546 --> 00:21:21,305 The Goose. Whoever improves the most on the original will win. 375 00:21:21,306 --> 00:21:24,986 Up next in this wild Goose chase, it's Hoani. 376 00:21:25,186 --> 00:21:27,185 Ever since I was a young duckling, 377 00:21:27,186 --> 00:21:30,105 my greatest hero was the Goose. 378 00:21:30,106 --> 00:21:33,585 Me and my father would watch his movies over and over again, 379 00:21:33,586 --> 00:21:37,105 and I would ask him, 'Do you think I can be the Goose one day, 380 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:40,465 'Dad?' - You can be whatever you wanna be, son. 381 00:21:40,466 --> 00:21:44,345 One morning, my love of the Goose came back to haunt me, 382 00:21:44,346 --> 00:21:47,145 in the form of a letter. - Hey, man. 383 00:21:47,146 --> 00:21:49,145 It's, me, Jeremy. 384 00:21:49,146 --> 00:21:52,025 I have, um, stolen your dad. 385 00:21:52,026 --> 00:21:55,985 He's in Poo Lake, where your hero used to be able to save people from. 386 00:21:55,986 --> 00:21:58,465 See if he can do it again, hey? 387 00:21:58,466 --> 00:22:02,266 ♪ Goose, goose, duck. Your hero's out of luck. 388 00:22:02,386 --> 00:22:05,625 ♪ He's drinking, drinking lots of booze, cos what's he do? 389 00:22:05,626 --> 00:22:07,625 ♪ He always lose. ♪ 390 00:22:07,626 --> 00:22:09,626 - Goose. - That's me. 391 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:12,705 My father. He's been taken. Please, 392 00:22:12,706 --> 00:22:14,705 will you save him from the Taskmaster? 393 00:22:14,706 --> 00:22:18,545 No problem. You'll have your dad very, very soon. 394 00:22:18,546 --> 00:22:22,345 So I've actually also been captured. 395 00:22:22,346 --> 00:22:26,225 - Wait. Really? - Yeah. Could you save me at the same time as your dad, 396 00:22:26,226 --> 00:22:28,706 please? - I guess it's time... 397 00:22:29,106 --> 00:22:31,386 for the duck to become... 398 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:35,626 the Goose. 399 00:22:43,106 --> 00:22:46,106 Save me, Duck! Use the Goose Lasso. 400 00:22:50,586 --> 00:22:52,586 Amazing. 401 00:22:55,466 --> 00:22:57,466 No, no, no, no! 402 00:22:58,906 --> 00:23:01,906 You did it. - Where's my dad? 403 00:23:02,066 --> 00:23:05,665 He floated away, but he's actually a duck, so he's actually all good. 404 00:23:05,666 --> 00:23:09,265 - OK. - Take this. 405 00:23:09,266 --> 00:23:12,265 - Passing the torch. - It's a metaphor, but we've made it literal. 406 00:23:12,266 --> 00:23:15,346 So am I the Goose now, or am I the Duck? 407 00:23:15,906 --> 00:23:18,505 - You can be whatever you wanna be. - I'll go Goose. 408 00:23:18,506 --> 00:23:20,505 Bring it in. 409 00:23:26,786 --> 00:23:28,945 Ah! Goose 2 ― inspiring stuff. 410 00:23:28,946 --> 00:23:30,945 So, just talk us through the plot. 411 00:23:30,946 --> 00:23:33,985 When Harrison Ford was too old to play Indiana Jones, 412 00:23:33,986 --> 00:23:37,265 they try'd to get, like, a young person to, kind of, fill that role. 413 00:23:37,266 --> 00:23:41,025 And I was, like, 'Oh, Chris Parker's way too old,' you know? So... 414 00:23:41,026 --> 00:23:44,025 Like, he's essentially retired. So I was, like, 415 00:23:44,026 --> 00:23:47,465 'Oh, it'll be the next guy who wants to come in and fill that spot.' 416 00:23:47,466 --> 00:23:51,305 I think what I've done there has given the fans exactly what they wanted. 417 00:23:51,306 --> 00:23:53,305 Yeah. 418 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:55,306 Yeah. 419 00:23:55,906 --> 00:23:58,106 Right on, Hoani. Right on. 420 00:23:58,306 --> 00:24:01,385 Right. Time for another one, Paul. Who's cooking their goose next? 421 00:24:01,386 --> 00:24:03,386 It's Dave Fane. 422 00:24:03,706 --> 00:24:06,665 - Have you got any snails? - Snails? - Yeah. 423 00:24:06,666 --> 00:24:09,385 - What's the snail for? - That's the villain. 424 00:24:09,386 --> 00:24:13,065 - Do geese not like snails? - I don't know about geese. 425 00:24:13,066 --> 00:24:15,385 - Oh, OK. - Do you want a goose? 426 00:24:15,386 --> 00:24:19,385 I'd say if it's a sequel to The Goose, there should maybe― the Goose should feature. 427 00:24:19,386 --> 00:24:22,905 Um, I'm treating this like an interpretive dance. 428 00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:25,185 So if that's the original dance, 429 00:24:25,186 --> 00:24:28,385 it's my interpretation of that dance. 430 00:25:28,946 --> 00:25:31,265 Did a goose feature in your film at all? 431 00:25:31,266 --> 00:25:34,346 Yes. The licence plate. 432 00:25:35,386 --> 00:25:38,945 So I've written down what I thought the plot was, so correct me if I'm wrong. 433 00:25:38,946 --> 00:25:41,465 - Yup. - Dave is Super Pimp. - Mm. 434 00:25:41,466 --> 00:25:44,905 - A snail stole his man-bitch. - Mm-hm. 435 00:25:44,906 --> 00:25:47,825 - He found a snail on his man-bitch. - Mm-hm. 436 00:25:47,826 --> 00:25:50,065 - He bit his eyes off. - Yeah. 437 00:25:50,066 --> 00:25:53,065 And drove his man-bitch home. 438 00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:55,945 You... You got it in one. 439 00:25:55,946 --> 00:25:58,585 All of those. 440 00:25:58,586 --> 00:26:01,745 Man, you're perceptive. It's amazing how you found all that. 441 00:26:03,746 --> 00:26:07,625 Right, there must be room for one more drumstick off this avian carcass. 442 00:26:07,626 --> 00:26:09,625 Set a few years after the original, 443 00:26:09,626 --> 00:26:12,985 The Goose and Paul have settled down and had a child. 444 00:26:12,986 --> 00:26:15,585 It's Geese Mathewson. 445 00:26:19,546 --> 00:26:22,585 Dad, do you think we can take the boat out on the Poo Lake? 446 00:26:22,586 --> 00:26:26,225 - 'Scuse your ing mouth. - Sorry, Goose Dad. 447 00:26:26,226 --> 00:26:29,665 That's OK, son. I love you both so much. 448 00:26:29,666 --> 00:26:32,146 Nothing's ever gonna change. 449 00:26:40,786 --> 00:26:43,825 Paul? Son? 450 00:26:43,826 --> 00:26:46,306 Family?! 451 00:26:50,026 --> 00:26:52,705 Family! - Dad. 452 00:26:52,706 --> 00:26:53,345 Goose. 453 00:26:53,346 --> 00:26:55,705 It's Ribena and his two henchmen. 454 00:26:55,706 --> 00:26:58,465 And you best believe they've got hooks for hands. 455 00:26:58,466 --> 00:27:01,025 Ribena, I should have known you were behind this. 456 00:27:01,026 --> 00:27:03,025 That's right, Goose ― it was me. 457 00:27:03,026 --> 00:27:06,985 You think a simple jar of Ribena could not come up with a plan so elegant? 458 00:27:06,986 --> 00:27:08,985 And walking in without a weapon ― 459 00:27:08,986 --> 00:27:12,585 it appears your Goose is well and truly cooked. 460 00:27:12,586 --> 00:27:14,666 Are you so sure? 461 00:27:17,186 --> 00:27:19,625 Was that duck-taped to your back? 462 00:27:19,626 --> 00:27:22,226 It was goose-taped. 463 00:27:22,666 --> 00:27:24,665 Duck! 464 00:27:24,666 --> 00:27:26,666 Duck! 465 00:27:30,826 --> 00:27:32,905 Goose. 466 00:27:32,906 --> 00:27:35,785 Argh! Not the jar! 467 00:27:38,826 --> 00:27:41,425 It's pretty good. Great sequel. And also, 468 00:27:41,426 --> 00:27:44,425 callback to Chris' famous phrase. What was Chris' phrase? 469 00:27:44,426 --> 00:27:47,705 'Scuse your ing mouth. 470 00:27:47,706 --> 00:27:50,985 I like the reintegration with Ribena, bringing that back. 471 00:27:50,986 --> 00:27:53,625 I think that's a classic hallmark of a sequel. It's, like, 472 00:27:53,626 --> 00:27:56,145 the underboss from the previous film 473 00:27:56,146 --> 00:27:58,825 has had time to become the top dog. 474 00:27:58,826 --> 00:28:01,465 - Was Ribena French? - Yes, Ribena was French. 475 00:28:01,466 --> 00:28:05,265 Doesn't it sound French? Ribena. 476 00:28:05,266 --> 00:28:08,945 They were all good, I gotta say. I enjoyed all of them. 477 00:28:08,946 --> 00:28:12,906 But we are judging on the best sequel. 478 00:28:13,506 --> 00:28:16,665 For that reason, I love Dave's and I would watch that in a heartbeat. 479 00:28:16,666 --> 00:28:18,985 Uh, can I just say, 480 00:28:18,986 --> 00:28:21,585 I now realise what the task was? 481 00:28:24,466 --> 00:28:28,385 So I don't want any points because of my shame... 482 00:28:28,386 --> 00:28:30,705 ...of getting it wrong. 483 00:28:30,706 --> 00:28:32,825 - Well, there's one point for you, Dave. - Fair enough. 484 00:28:32,826 --> 00:28:34,825 - As close to zero as you can get. - If you must. 485 00:28:34,826 --> 00:28:38,465 I enjoyed Rose's oddball fun. 486 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:42,345 A great callback to your Scandinavian film as well. Two points for you. 487 00:28:42,346 --> 00:28:45,825 I loved your character, Morgana. Three points for you. 488 00:28:45,826 --> 00:28:49,145 Hoani's was an actual sequel. I really enjoyed that. 489 00:28:49,146 --> 00:28:52,305 I thought four points for you, and Rhys' was an exceptional piece of work. 490 00:28:52,306 --> 00:28:55,945 That thing ― it's gonna go to film festivals. - Can't believe that. 491 00:28:55,946 --> 00:28:57,945 - Five points for Rhys. - Can't believe it. - Really good. That was excellent. 492 00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,385 OK, well, I feel more stuffed than a foie gras goose's liver. 493 00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:04,105 What else have we got? - Order up. 494 00:29:09,826 --> 00:29:13,585 - Marco. - Po― Paul-o. - Nice. 495 00:29:13,586 --> 00:29:16,705 Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul. 496 00:29:16,706 --> 00:29:20,106 {\an8}- Hello, Paul. - Your sauces? - My sauces. 497 00:29:22,066 --> 00:29:23,705 Put these items in the correct order. 498 00:29:23,706 --> 00:29:25,345 Fastest wins. 499 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,346 Your time stats now. 500 00:29:29,546 --> 00:29:32,626 {\an8}- This is so heavy. - Do not drink that. 501 00:29:33,546 --> 00:29:36,465 - That's prop― That's actually diesel. - Yeah, I know, 502 00:29:36,466 --> 00:29:40,065 and it doesn't taste good, even though it smells so nice. 503 00:29:44,666 --> 00:29:47,866 - You off that diesel? - Always. - Good. 504 00:29:48,346 --> 00:29:52,305 Good. Then why did I see you in the car park with the hose? - Shh. 505 00:29:55,106 --> 00:29:57,225 - OK. Who's up first, Paul? - Up first, 506 00:29:57,226 --> 00:29:59,226 Hoani Hotene. 507 00:29:59,666 --> 00:30:01,665 I'm gonna go alphabetical, 508 00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:04,905 cos that feels like it could be the way to go. 509 00:30:04,906 --> 00:30:08,506 Arm. 'Paul Williams Geometry' ― this has G. 510 00:30:08,786 --> 00:30:11,345 Easel, but then that's the same as essay. 511 00:30:11,346 --> 00:30:13,425 Excerpt. Then there's elephant. 512 00:30:13,426 --> 00:30:15,426 H, I, 513 00:30:16,026 --> 00:30:18,026 J, T, U, V, W, X. 514 00:30:20,546 --> 00:30:22,625 Y. What is a Y? 515 00:30:22,626 --> 00:30:24,626 Wire. 516 00:30:25,226 --> 00:30:27,226 D, E, F. 517 00:30:27,826 --> 00:30:31,106 Or, actually, essay will be S, as in S, A. 518 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:34,625 And then this can be easel ― it can be E. 519 00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:36,626 Eight ball, A. 520 00:30:37,186 --> 00:30:40,186 And then this is arm. This is R, then. 521 00:30:40,346 --> 00:30:42,346 Cube. So this is Q. 522 00:30:42,546 --> 00:30:45,746 And then this little thing here ― seed. 523 00:30:45,946 --> 00:30:47,946 Cake. Eight, bean, 524 00:30:49,106 --> 00:30:51,106 seed, diesel, 525 00:30:51,586 --> 00:30:53,585 E, F, 526 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:55,585 G, H, 527 00:30:55,586 --> 00:30:57,586 I, J, 528 00:30:58,066 --> 00:31:00,066 K, L, 529 00:31:00,186 --> 00:31:02,186 M ― emerald ― envelope, 530 00:31:03,066 --> 00:31:05,066 O, P, Q, R, S, T, 531 00:31:06,826 --> 00:31:08,826 U, V, W, X, Y, Z. 532 00:31:09,986 --> 00:31:12,585 - Stopped the clock. - That was fun. 533 00:31:12,586 --> 00:31:14,946 I actually liked that one. 534 00:31:15,146 --> 00:31:18,625 - Good man. - What's wrong with you? 535 00:31:18,626 --> 00:31:21,905 Oh. Sorry for doing well 536 00:31:21,906 --> 00:31:23,906 I... 537 00:31:24,226 --> 00:31:27,145 That was my favourite one, I think. Yeah, I remember― 538 00:31:27,146 --> 00:31:30,026 No shit. I can see why. 539 00:31:32,426 --> 00:31:35,265 That was remarkable. How many minutes did that take, Paul? 540 00:31:35,266 --> 00:31:37,385 - Uh, 11.25 minutes. - Wow. - Ooh. 541 00:31:37,386 --> 00:31:40,145 Wow. - Oh, OK. Cool. Pretty good. 542 00:31:40,146 --> 00:31:43,065 Well, it's time for a break, 543 00:31:43,066 --> 00:31:46,625 and time for me to get my own affairs in order. Starting right now. 544 00:31:46,626 --> 00:31:50,505 Paul, when I die, you are getting nothing. We'll see you after the break. 545 00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:05,279 Welcome back to Taskmaster, where order must everything... 546 00:32:05,280 --> 00:32:07,639 in the be right. Where were we, Paul? 547 00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:11,239 Jeremy, our contestants have to arrange seemingly random objects 548 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,959 in the correct order. - Who's going next, Paul? 549 00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:17,159 It's Dave, Morgana and Rose. 550 00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:19,159 I'll just start doing alphabetical. 551 00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:21,160 A, B, C. 552 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,879 It just won't be that easy. It won't be that easy. 553 00:32:24,880 --> 00:32:27,319 Those letters in the correct order. 554 00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,439 - You need to puteverything in the correct order. - Oh, right. 555 00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:32,159 A, B, C, D, E ― there's so many E's. 556 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:34,160 Elephant. Eight ball. 557 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,719 Envelope. - 'Asel? 558 00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,759 Is this an 'asel? - Yeah, I would say easel. 559 00:32:39,760 --> 00:32:41,759 - Easel. - W ― 560 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,040 wire. Z. -X, Y, Z. 561 00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,799 - I've not stopped the clock. you. - Oh . 562 00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,559 - Is this a gem or diamond? - It's an emerald. 563 00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:53,239 - Crystal? - Emerald. - Crystal? 564 00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:56,279 - Emerald. - Ooh, look at that beautiful crystal there. 565 00:32:56,280 --> 00:32:58,279 - It's an emerald. - M. 566 00:32:58,280 --> 00:33:01,519 - So you're M, for Morgana? - Yeah. - I've not stopped the clock. 567 00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:07,720 I shouldn't have smelt the diesel at the start, cos now I feel like I've killed, 568 00:33:07,721 --> 00:33:10,159 like, some brain cells. - Oh. 569 00:33:10,160 --> 00:33:12,879 Q. Cue ball? 570 00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:14,879 - No. - Quelephants? 571 00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:18,159 No. You've just put a 'Q' on the front of 'elephant'. 572 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:20,160 This sucks. 573 00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,480 I'm bored. - Don't drink the diesel. 574 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,240 Don't drink the diesel. 575 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:30,119 Oh. Elephant ― 576 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,120 L? 577 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:35,200 Q. Cue? 578 00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:40,199 S. S. Essay? 579 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,919 - What's the upper limit on how long we can spend in here? - Um, days. 580 00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,919 K ― cake. 581 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,920 R. I got a... arm. 582 00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:50,119 A. 583 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,120 Eight ball. 584 00:33:52,920 --> 00:33:55,320 {\an8}I've not stopped the clock. 585 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,439 -I think I give up. - Yeah, I give up. - OK. 586 00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:03,439 Q, 587 00:34:03,440 --> 00:34:05,440 R, S. 588 00:34:05,840 --> 00:34:09,678 T. - Why don't you go through and say every item, 589 00:34:09,679 --> 00:34:11,760 what it's called? - ♪ A, B, 590 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:14,279 ♪ essay. ♪ 591 00:34:16,400 --> 00:34:20,359 - So you're looking for a 'C'? - I'm looking for a 'C'. 592 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:24,039 So go through and check every item and see if it could be 'C'. 593 00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:27,718 - Hey, hey. No need to take that tone. - Sorry. 594 00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:29,839 Let's leave it there, eh? 595 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:33,678 We'll just take time to, you know, catch our breath. 596 00:34:33,679 --> 00:34:36,880 - OK. - So that we can return as friends. 597 00:34:38,960 --> 00:34:40,399 - OK. Bye. - Thank you, Rose. 598 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:43,039 Thank you so much. 599 00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,320 Hang on. 600 00:34:46,960 --> 00:34:48,960 Is it that? Paul! Paul? 601 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,999 - Yes? - Paul, I figured it out. I figured it out! 602 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,599 - OK. -I figured it out. Seed! 603 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,839 - Oh, my God, Dave! - Yes. 604 00:34:58,840 --> 00:35:02,159 - Stop the clock. - Thank you, Paul. 605 00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:04,160 Yes! 606 00:35:04,320 --> 00:35:06,319 That is the happiest success story! 607 00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,320 Yes! 608 00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:10,800 Yes! 609 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,319 - I'm sorry about Paul's behaviour. - Oh, mate, 610 00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:18,319 but, no, we were there for, you know, 611 00:35:18,320 --> 00:35:20,319 a wee moment, 612 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:22,319 and, you know, 613 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:26,039 I can recognise when the other person is broken. 614 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:29,239 And that's when I felt bad. 615 00:35:29,240 --> 00:35:32,199 No, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for taking that tone with you. 616 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,999 Oh yeah. But it was fun when I finally figured it out. 617 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:39,479 I was genuinely really heartbroken when he left. 618 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:43,319 And when he came back, I... There was chills, for sure. 619 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:47,239 I'm so proud of myself. You done good, Dave. You done good. 620 00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:49,520 It's such a success story! 621 00:35:49,760 --> 00:35:51,759 - Morgana, Rose. - Jeremy? - What happened? You got bored? 622 00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:55,720 Mm. We are two busy women, 623 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,960 Jeremy. - We've got things to do. 624 00:35:58,080 --> 00:36:02,039 And there is a special place in hell for a man who wastes a woman's time. OK? 625 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:04,599 Yeah. So... - Stop ing around. 626 00:36:04,600 --> 00:36:08,559 You know what? I stand with Morgana. 627 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,759 I'm actually just, like, thrilled, 628 00:36:10,760 --> 00:36:13,799 because I thought I was the dumbest. - Yup. Yeah. 629 00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:15,880 But I'm not. 630 00:36:17,360 --> 00:36:19,359 Yeah. Yeah, we stood by our principles. - I'm trying to raise up, 631 00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:22,119 and you're kind of, uh... you know? - Sorry, sorry. 632 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:24,159 And they did put in some time. So, 633 00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:28,079 Morgana attempted the task for just under 26 minutes, 634 00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:31,679 and Rose attempted for 51 and a half minutes. - Wow. 635 00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:34,279 Dave, one hour, 636 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,519 17 minutes and 38 seconds. - Wow. 637 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,879 - That's what it took, man. - Yeah! - That's what it took. 638 00:36:39,880 --> 00:36:42,959 That's amazing. - OK, so mixed results that round. 639 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:46,920 Surely we've got a boss 'play-ah' to finish. - Ooh. 640 00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,759 We do, and it's Mr Cool himself ― 641 00:36:49,760 --> 00:36:51,759 Rhys Mathewson. 642 00:36:51,760 --> 00:36:55,600 My first thought was alphabetical, but there's simply too many things beginning with ' 643 00:36:55,601 --> 00:36:59,199 Well, let's try this version, and we'll just see how we go. 644 00:36:59,200 --> 00:37:01,200 Arm, block, cake, 645 00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:03,359 emerald, exit, essay, 646 00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,720 easel, 'S'. 647 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:08,039 Is that correct? - It's not correct. 648 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:10,359 ♪ What other things do they have in common? 649 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:12,360 ♪ Let's go by colour. ♪ 650 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,959 - I've not stopped the clock. - That's a jail. 651 00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,879 It is alphabetical, isn't it? And I just got the order wrong. 652 00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:25,479 Booyah-ka-sha. - I've not stopped the clock. 653 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:28,080 Is it just size? 654 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:31,279 - You have one thing in the right order. - How many items are there? 655 00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:34,239 Let's just count. - OK. - One, two three, four. 656 00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:37,720 25, 26. That's devastating to hear, Paul. 657 00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:40,359 - Why is that? - Cos there's 26 letters in the alphabet. 658 00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:43,719 - Really? -I will 659 00:37:43,720 --> 00:37:46,799 strangle you and hide your body where no one will ever find it. 660 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,800 OK. 661 00:37:49,360 --> 00:37:52,159 Is this supposed to represent the letter 'X', 662 00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:56,039 cos it's 'exit'. And I wonder if you're going phonetic alphabet, 663 00:37:56,040 --> 00:37:58,039 in the same... Oh, 664 00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,040 now― Oh . I'm losing my mind. 665 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:03,439 There's no way that can be true. 666 00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:06,119 So, yeah. OK, now say them as you go past them, starting here. 667 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:09,119 Bean, cube, oats, eight ball, diesel, F, wire, jail, 668 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:12,799 arm and an easel. - I called this a 'block', and you called it a 'cube'. 669 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,680 I'm gonna go back to alphabetical. 670 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:22,840 - Three items are in the correct order. - That makes no sense. 671 00:38:23,480 --> 00:38:26,919 Three things are in the correct order. Five items are in the correct order. 672 00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,919 What?! 673 00:38:28,920 --> 00:38:31,999 I feel like I need to get tested for some brain thing. 674 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,080 - OK. - Block. 675 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,680 Did I call it a block? 676 00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:40,280 - You called it a cube. - Mm-hm. 677 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:44,399 I swear to God, if this is some bullshit phonetic thing, 678 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:47,600 I will lose my shit. That's a seed. 'C.' 679 00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,159 No way. Eight ball ― 680 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:52,559 A. K for cake. 681 00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,199 L, M, N, 682 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:59,159 W, X, wire, Z. 683 00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,639 I've stopped the clock. 684 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:04,919 That was comfortably the worst time I've had this year. 685 00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:10,839 - Satisfying. - You said several times it must be phonetic, 686 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:12,839 but then you didn't seem to try it. 687 00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,039 Oh, I tried it. 688 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:17,679 I tried it so many times, Jeremy. 689 00:39:17,680 --> 00:39:21,079 Who goes, 'Arm? Oh, that's the letter R.' 690 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:24,080 Yeah, I do. 691 00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:28,440 My body is... so hot right now. 692 00:39:28,720 --> 00:39:32,479 - I'm sure the time wasn't too bad, Paul. Was it? - So, when he first said, 693 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,719 'I wonder if you are going phonetic alphabet,' 694 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:39,239 that was already 57 minutes in. - Ooh. 695 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:43,200 His end time was one hour and 46 minutes... 696 00:39:43,440 --> 00:39:46,679 ...and 48 seconds. 697 00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:48,679 - Oh. - Wow. - That's so amazing, 698 00:39:48,680 --> 00:39:50,679 you stuck with it so long. - Amazing. Amazing. I know. 699 00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:53,159 - 20 minutes, I'm out. I mean, oh, my God. - Wow. 700 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,439 I respect that. - ing hell. 701 00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,919 - So, zero points for Morgana and Rose. - Yeah. 702 00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,319 Three points for Rhys. Four points for Dave and five points for Hoani. 703 00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:03,719 - OK. - Ooh, yeah. 704 00:40:03,720 --> 00:40:05,839 Time to strangle this show, 705 00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:08,959 and bury it where you can find it, after the break. 706 00:40:20,853 --> 00:40:24,492 Welcome back to Taskmaster. Almost time for our live task. 707 00:40:24,493 --> 00:40:28,212 But first, Paul, let's get a little scoreboard update, please. 708 00:40:28,213 --> 00:40:32,172 Leading the way with 16 points, it's Hoani Hotene. 709 00:40:32,173 --> 00:40:35,092 - Yes! Ooh, yeah. - Yes. Get it, baby. 710 00:40:35,093 --> 00:40:37,252 All right, you lot. You better head up on to the stage 711 00:40:37,253 --> 00:40:39,652 for the final task of the show. 712 00:40:43,773 --> 00:40:46,692 OK, Paul, who's reading the task tonight? 713 00:40:46,693 --> 00:40:49,612 - Morgana O'Reilly. - Ooh. 714 00:40:49,613 --> 00:40:52,692 - That was really nicely done. - That was satisfying. 715 00:40:52,693 --> 00:40:56,092 Fool the Taskmaster. Deliver one of the kettlebells 716 00:40:56,093 --> 00:40:58,092 from the bath to the bin. 717 00:40:58,093 --> 00:41:01,652 One kettlebell is heavy, and the other kettlebell is light. 718 00:41:01,653 --> 00:41:04,732 You may not move your feet while holding the kettlebell, 719 00:41:04,733 --> 00:41:07,132 or move the bath or the bin. 720 00:41:07,133 --> 00:41:10,932 You may not block the Taskmaster's view of the kettlebell. 721 00:41:10,933 --> 00:41:14,892 The Taskmaster will guess which kettlebell you have delivered. 722 00:41:14,893 --> 00:41:17,772 If he is correct, your delivery will be forfeit. 723 00:41:17,773 --> 00:41:21,092 Most successful delivery wins. 724 00:41:21,093 --> 00:41:23,972 - Team of three, first. - OK. - You ready? 725 00:41:56,093 --> 00:41:58,572 Jeremy, heavy or light? 726 00:41:58,573 --> 00:42:00,573 I'm gonna say light. 727 00:42:02,413 --> 00:42:04,493 It is light. 728 00:42:05,613 --> 00:42:08,692 Team of two. Are you ready? - Yep. 729 00:42:19,613 --> 00:42:21,813 Yes, very good. 730 00:42:31,893 --> 00:42:33,893 - Hyah! Yeah. - Oh! 731 00:42:37,493 --> 00:42:39,573 - Heavy or light? - Light. 732 00:42:41,013 --> 00:42:43,213 The kettlebell is heavy. 733 00:42:43,573 --> 00:42:45,812 That's good. 734 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:49,613 Team of three on my whistle. 735 00:42:59,773 --> 00:43:02,852 Heavy or light? - Light. 736 00:43:02,853 --> 00:43:05,772 You're not gonna believe it, but this kettlebell is heavy. 737 00:43:05,773 --> 00:43:08,972 - Whoa. - Great call, Morgs. Great call. 738 00:43:08,973 --> 00:43:10,972 On my whistle. 739 00:43:10,973 --> 00:43:14,292 # Be-ba, ba-da-ba, da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 740 00:43:14,293 --> 00:43:16,893 ♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. 741 00:43:19,773 --> 00:43:21,973 Ha! Arriba! 742 00:43:22,333 --> 00:43:24,692 ♪ Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. ♪ 743 00:43:24,693 --> 00:43:26,693 - Wow. - Bit of walking. 744 00:43:27,053 --> 00:43:29,972 Heavy or light? 745 00:43:29,973 --> 00:43:32,653 - Light. - This kettlebell is... 746 00:43:33,133 --> 00:43:35,932 heavy. Wow. 747 00:43:35,933 --> 00:43:39,572 - Terrifying! - The score is 2-1 to the team of two. 748 00:43:39,573 --> 00:43:42,853 Attempt number three. 749 00:43:54,293 --> 00:43:56,292 Heavy or light? 750 00:43:56,293 --> 00:43:59,652 - Light? - The kettlebell is... 751 00:43:59,653 --> 00:44:01,692 it's very light. 752 00:44:01,693 --> 00:44:03,773 I'm sorry! 753 00:44:04,053 --> 00:44:06,733 On my whistle. 754 00:44:12,813 --> 00:44:16,372 What do you think it is? 755 00:44:16,373 --> 00:44:19,053 - That's my job. - Oh. 756 00:44:19,253 --> 00:44:23,133 What do you think it is? 757 00:44:23,453 --> 00:44:25,573 I'm gonna say light. 758 00:44:27,533 --> 00:44:29,892 The kettlebell is heavy. 759 00:44:29,893 --> 00:44:32,172 Wow. 760 00:44:32,173 --> 00:44:34,973 Come on down, and we'll score it. 761 00:44:37,413 --> 00:44:40,493 Welcome back, everyone. 762 00:44:41,093 --> 00:44:43,212 Please sit. It's nice to see you all. 763 00:44:43,213 --> 00:44:47,092 OK. How did that go down in the end? - So the team of two succeeded three times; 764 00:44:47,093 --> 00:44:49,332 the team of three succeeded once. - OK. 765 00:44:49,333 --> 00:44:52,212 I think the team of two should get four points each. - OK. 766 00:44:52,213 --> 00:44:55,332 - And then I think the team of three should get two points each. - OK. 767 00:44:55,333 --> 00:44:58,452 So what are the scores then, Paul? 768 00:44:58,453 --> 00:45:01,092 The winner of episode eight, with 18 points, 769 00:45:01,093 --> 00:45:04,292 it's Hoani Hotene! - Wow. 770 00:45:04,293 --> 00:45:07,012 - Yeah! - Congratulations to Hoani. 771 00:45:07,013 --> 00:45:10,572 You are now the owner of five partially hidden things. 772 00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:13,852 Please head up to the stage and collect your prizes. 773 00:45:13,853 --> 00:45:17,652 Yay, Hoani! 774 00:45:17,653 --> 00:45:19,812 Another episode done and dusted. 775 00:45:19,813 --> 00:45:23,012 But have we learnt anything? Yes, we certainly have. 776 00:45:23,013 --> 00:45:26,052 We learnt if you get a problematic tattoo covered up, 777 00:45:26,053 --> 00:45:29,052 try not to get it covered up withanotherproblematic tattoo. 778 00:45:29,053 --> 00:45:32,412 There is a special place in hell 779 00:45:32,413 --> 00:45:36,052 for a man who wastes a woman's time. 780 00:45:36,053 --> 00:45:38,732 But most importantly, we learned that Hoani Hotene 781 00:45:38,733 --> 00:45:41,172 is the winner of episode eight! - Yeah! 782 00:45:41,173 --> 00:45:44,332 - Whoo! - We'll see you next time. 783 00:45:44,333 --> 00:45:48,212 Pomarie! 784 00:45:48,213 --> 00:45:50,292 Yeah! 785 00:45:50,293 --> 00:45:52,292 Ho-ho-ho. 786 00:45:52,293 --> 00:45:54,293 Mmm! 787 00:45:55,253 --> 00:45:57,253 Yeah! 788 00:46:02,893 --> 00:46:04,893 Yeah! 789 00:46:05,653 --> 00:46:08,732 {\an8}OK. We really shouldn't be doing this. 790 00:46:08,733 --> 00:46:09,572 To the caravan. 791 00:46:09,573 --> 00:46:10,172 Kick. 792 00:46:10,173 --> 00:46:11,092 Love youse. 793 00:46:11,093 --> 00:46:12,252 No. 794 00:46:13,973 --> 00:46:15,892 I feel betrayal. I feel shame. 795 00:46:15,893 --> 00:46:18,292 The easier disguise is not putting on a beard, 796 00:46:18,293 --> 00:46:20,292 but taking one off. 797 00:46:20,293 --> 00:46:22,293 Oh my... 798 00:46:22,973 --> 00:46:26,252 - What the hey? - ...God! 799 00:46:26,253 --> 00:46:27,493 Oh my Lord!