1 00:00:12,245 --> 00:00:13,246 (beeping) 2 00:00:18,284 --> 00:00:20,954 When did a fast food combo become $18? 3 00:00:20,954 --> 00:00:22,722 You know what I mean, like, this shit isn't gourmet. 4 00:00:22,722 --> 00:00:24,457 My parents immigrated over here, 5 00:00:24,457 --> 00:00:26,126 just like every other immigrant, 6 00:00:26,126 --> 00:00:27,727 didn't speak the language, 7 00:00:27,727 --> 00:00:28,962 had to work shitty jobs and long hours 8 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:32,399 to provide a better life for us just to have us 9 00:00:32,399 --> 00:00:34,300 sitting here eating some bland-ass chicken sandwich 10 00:00:34,300 --> 00:00:36,302 that I can't even afford? 11 00:00:36,302 --> 00:00:37,971 Was this really the dream? 12 00:00:37,971 --> 00:00:39,973 The rich keep getting richer, 13 00:00:39,973 --> 00:00:41,975 and making us buy pointless shit. 14 00:00:41,975 --> 00:00:43,843 then blaming us for being poor 15 00:00:43,843 --> 00:00:46,312 for making us buy said pointless shit. 16 00:00:46,312 --> 00:00:48,982 You got rich and built this country 17 00:00:48,982 --> 00:00:52,485 off of stealing resources and wealth from our ancestors, 18 00:00:52,485 --> 00:00:54,687 which turned us into, like, developing nations, 19 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:57,190 then we had to emigrate our asses over here 20 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,859 just to be duped again and continue staying broke? 21 00:00:59,859 --> 00:01:01,428 (knocking) 22 00:01:01,428 --> 00:01:02,495 Oh. 23 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:03,596 The or-- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 24 00:01:03,596 --> 00:01:05,432 Um, what'd you get? 25 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,699 Saag paneer, right? 26 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:10,970 Yup, this is it. Here you go. 27 00:01:10,970 --> 00:01:12,806 Thanks. Have a nice day. Enjoy. 28 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:16,676 (sighing) Can someone help me go viral 29 00:01:16,676 --> 00:01:19,979 so then I can help myself not be broke anymore? 30 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:21,514 This shit is so disgusting! 31 00:01:21,514 --> 00:01:26,519 ♪ 32 00:01:28,555 --> 00:01:30,056 Okay, I'm done my deliveries. 33 00:01:30,056 --> 00:01:31,224 {\an8}I'm just going to get my backpack 34 00:01:31,224 --> 00:01:32,392 {\an8}and I'm gonna go downtown. 35 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,860 {\an8}(speaking Punjabi) 36 00:01:33,860 --> 00:01:35,495 {\an8}What? No. I'll go grab it after. 37 00:01:35,495 --> 00:01:36,629 {\an8}Who's car is that outside? 38 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,003 The thing that I have to go to downtown. 39 00:01:44,003 --> 00:01:45,638 The seminar for my work? It's important? 40 00:01:45,638 --> 00:01:46,739 - Seminar? - Yeah. 41 00:01:46,739 --> 00:01:48,141 {\an8}(speaking Punjabi) 42 00:01:48,141 --> 00:01:50,043 - Five. - Five? 43 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:58,218 It takes only five minutes. Go. 44 00:01:58,218 --> 00:01:59,252 (man laughing in other room) 45 00:02:05,024 --> 00:02:08,928 Wow. These look so expensive. 46 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,163 {\an8}(speaking Punjabi) 47 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,534 So, this is like, uh, small potatoes. 48 00:02:14,534 --> 00:02:15,535 Ah, small aloos. 49 00:02:15,535 --> 00:02:17,537 {\an8}(laughing) 50 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,941 Hey, man. What brings you out here? 51 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:24,210 My brother, what is good? 52 00:02:24,210 --> 00:02:26,412 Ah, just showing some potential wedding cards. 53 00:02:26,412 --> 00:02:28,915 Isn't it too soon to be looking into all of this? 54 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,216 Well, it doesn't hurt to be prepared. 55 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,954 Say, would you be down to play tabla at the Sangeet? 56 00:02:34,954 --> 00:02:37,257 I mean, I got a ghazal singer and all, world-renowned. 57 00:02:37,257 --> 00:02:38,791 Absolutely amazing. 58 00:02:38,791 --> 00:02:41,628 Only works with his own people, but I insisted you play. 59 00:02:41,628 --> 00:02:43,363 If that's okay with you, of course. 60 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,269 Yeah, why ask? 61 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:50,703 Well, I am younger. 62 00:02:50,703 --> 00:02:51,804 By a month. 63 00:02:51,804 --> 00:02:53,206 So? Gotta respect my elders. 64 00:02:54,541 --> 00:02:56,976 Uh, yeah, sure. No problem, man. 65 00:02:56,976 --> 00:02:58,044 All right. 66 00:02:58,044 --> 00:02:59,579 But look, dude, I gotta head out. 67 00:02:59,579 --> 00:03:02,115 Good seeing you again. I got this big thing downtown, so-- 68 00:03:02,115 --> 00:03:03,116 I could drop you off. 69 00:03:03,116 --> 00:03:05,285 Oh, no, no, no. You're good, man. 70 00:03:05,285 --> 00:03:08,655 You sure? Give you a chance to check out that new, uh, whip. 71 00:03:08,655 --> 00:03:09,722 Mercedes? 72 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:13,426 {\an8}Jaspreet: Yeah, yeah, yeah... (continuing in Punjabi) 73 00:03:16,296 --> 00:03:17,630 {\an8}...why not treat myself? 74 00:03:25,238 --> 00:03:26,239 {\an8}(chuckling) 75 00:03:29,142 --> 00:03:30,143 {\an8}(Supinder speaking) 76 00:03:31,744 --> 00:03:32,979 (air horn sounding) 77 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,481 Announcer: Welcome to the stage, Richard Braxton! 78 00:03:35,481 --> 00:03:39,686 (audience cheering, applauding) 79 00:03:39,686 --> 00:03:41,087 New media pioneers. 80 00:03:41,087 --> 00:03:43,523 Podcast renaissancers. 81 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,825 Vlogging visionaries. 82 00:03:45,825 --> 00:03:47,360 I'm Richard Braxton, 83 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:50,630 head of creator relations at Influenceza, 84 00:03:50,630 --> 00:03:54,100 and I want to welcome you all to our How To Be Viral seminar, 85 00:03:54,100 --> 00:03:57,503 ensuring your path to becoming digital rock stars. 86 00:03:57,503 --> 00:04:00,039 - (rock riff playing) - (cheering) 87 00:04:00,039 --> 00:04:01,140 Take a look around. 88 00:04:01,140 --> 00:04:04,277 These are your friends, collaborators, 89 00:04:04,277 --> 00:04:05,445 but more importantly... 90 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:09,315 resources to grow your audience. 91 00:04:09,315 --> 00:04:10,516 (phone buzzing) 92 00:04:10,516 --> 00:04:12,185 Imagine a friend who comments on a post... 93 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:13,620 {\an8}Hello? 94 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:19,859 Okay, yeah. Got it. 95 00:04:19,859 --> 00:04:22,228 Now we'll focus on recording. 96 00:04:22,228 --> 00:04:26,366 Be active on all your socials at all times 97 00:04:26,366 --> 00:04:28,368 or fall to the ultimate defeat. 98 00:04:30,036 --> 00:04:31,971 (audience gasping) 99 00:04:31,971 --> 00:04:35,241 Luckily we have plans at three different price points. 100 00:04:35,241 --> 00:04:38,511 We can also help sell merchandise to your fans. 101 00:04:38,511 --> 00:04:41,214 T-shirts, hoodies, mugs, even baby pictures. 102 00:04:41,214 --> 00:04:42,548 Women: Aww. 103 00:04:42,548 --> 00:04:44,851 Create an organic transactional relationship 104 00:04:44,851 --> 00:04:47,920 with your young fans, who have access to abundant 105 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:49,589 financial resources. 106 00:04:49,589 --> 00:04:51,024 - Man: Smart. - Woman: I'm gonna do that. 107 00:04:51,024 --> 00:04:53,393 Let me tell you about a former seminar attendee. 108 00:04:53,393 --> 00:04:55,094 He has over a billion views. 109 00:04:55,094 --> 00:04:57,930 I'm talking about DylanGotDubz. 110 00:04:57,930 --> 00:04:59,932 Dylan created hit videos like 111 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:02,335 "Kissing Unsuspecting Girlfriends In the Hood." 112 00:05:02,335 --> 00:05:03,870 Prank 2017. 113 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,706 Or "Telling People I'm the Next Black Panther in the Hood." 114 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,107 Prank 2019. 115 00:05:08,107 --> 00:05:09,942 He's got brand deals with UNICEF's Smiles for the... 116 00:05:09,942 --> 00:05:12,045 Appearances on all the Jimmy hosted Late Shows. 117 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,080 When I asked him about his secret to success, 118 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:16,349 he told me, and you're going to love this, 119 00:05:16,349 --> 00:05:20,353 "You've got to find your thing." 120 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:22,588 (laughing) 121 00:05:22,588 --> 00:05:24,123 (phone buzzing) 122 00:05:24,123 --> 00:05:25,858 Dylan's thing was following the trend tabs 123 00:05:25,858 --> 00:05:27,694 and remaking videos he found, 124 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:29,462 but doing it in the hood. 125 00:05:29,462 --> 00:05:31,064 We are in a war for attention. 126 00:05:31,064 --> 00:05:32,865 ...praise the algorithm and it will bestow its riches... 127 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:33,966 ...the algorithm never sleeps. 128 00:05:33,966 --> 00:05:35,468 You need to be posting every second. 129 00:05:35,468 --> 00:05:37,036 Always! ...for attention and clicks. 130 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,272 Every minute... Consume! 131 00:05:39,272 --> 00:05:40,973 Every day. 132 00:05:40,973 --> 00:05:42,375 (Richard overlapping) 133 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:43,743 Rewatch, refresh, reupload... 134 00:05:43,743 --> 00:05:45,411 (imitating explosion) 135 00:05:45,411 --> 00:05:46,579 Repeat! 136 00:05:46,579 --> 00:05:49,415 Up next, cancer scares. 137 00:05:49,415 --> 00:05:51,884 A fun little way to trick a bored audience 138 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,720 into coming right back. 139 00:05:57,223 --> 00:06:00,326 Blue ones. Definitely better. 140 00:06:00,326 --> 00:06:01,427 Okay. 141 00:06:01,427 --> 00:06:04,464 Hey, I've seen your videos. 142 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:05,665 Pretty good stuff, man. 143 00:06:05,665 --> 00:06:07,233 Oh, thank you. 144 00:06:07,233 --> 00:06:08,501 Um, which ones have you seen? 145 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:09,635 See that guy over there? 146 00:06:09,635 --> 00:06:12,338 Re-box therapy. He's a re-boxer. 147 00:06:12,338 --> 00:06:15,608 He does unboxing videos in reverse. 148 00:06:15,608 --> 00:06:18,311 That just sounds like regular boxing. 149 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,912 Look at that. 150 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:21,748 I mean, this is what I've been saying. 151 00:06:21,748 --> 00:06:23,616 The internet is the new Hollywood. 152 00:06:23,616 --> 00:06:27,353 You've got Oprah, Kevin Hart, the Colonel from KFC. 153 00:06:27,353 --> 00:06:29,288 Phew. All on TikTok. 154 00:06:29,288 --> 00:06:30,623 The Colonel isn't a real person. 155 00:06:30,623 --> 00:06:33,493 Yeah? Tell that to his 28 million subscribers. 156 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:35,128 28 million? 157 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:37,363 How does anyone get that much? 158 00:06:37,363 --> 00:06:38,598 You got an agent, right? 159 00:06:38,598 --> 00:06:40,933 An agent? For the internet? (chuckling) 160 00:06:40,933 --> 00:06:44,837 What, does DylanGotDubz have an agent, too? 161 00:06:44,837 --> 00:06:47,340 Actually, he's got one of the best. 162 00:06:47,340 --> 00:06:48,641 You might know him. 163 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,042 Akash Verna? 164 00:06:50,042 --> 00:06:53,146 No, I can't say I've ever heard of him. 165 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,447 Is he Indian? He sounds Indian. 166 00:06:54,447 --> 00:06:56,849 (chuckling) 167 00:06:56,849 --> 00:06:58,718 Is he? Anyway, look. 168 00:06:58,718 --> 00:07:00,620 He's one of the best out there. 169 00:07:00,620 --> 00:07:02,455 He reps the biggest guys. 170 00:07:02,455 --> 00:07:05,158 Trick Shot Twins. Pissy Elliot. 171 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,726 Max Pax Big Ax? 172 00:07:06,726 --> 00:07:08,895 Mukbang McHale? 173 00:07:08,895 --> 00:07:10,830 I could set up an interview with him. 174 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:13,166 - He owes me a favour. - (phone chiming, buzzing) 175 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,134 Are you gonna get that? 176 00:07:15,134 --> 00:07:17,170 - Nah, I'm cool. - (phone buzzing) 177 00:07:18,871 --> 00:07:21,474 Actually, you know what? Can you just give me one second? 178 00:07:21,474 --> 00:07:25,311 I'm so sorry. Sorry. 179 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:26,312 - Hello? - Supinder: Jasmeet! 180 00:07:26,312 --> 00:07:27,313 Is everything okay? 181 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:28,548 {\an8}Big mistake... 182 00:07:31,984 --> 00:07:33,753 {\an8}Mom, how's this an emergency? 183 00:07:37,890 --> 00:07:39,425 Supinder: I don't want you to waste money. 184 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:40,993 It's gonna be, like, a four-cent difference. 185 00:07:40,993 --> 00:07:43,596 Can you stop blowing up my phone? Oh, my God. 186 00:07:43,596 --> 00:07:44,864 {\an8}Four cent is nothing?! 187 00:07:46,599 --> 00:07:49,902 Hello? Hello. Hello! 188 00:07:49,902 --> 00:07:51,537 Sorry about that, man. I'm just dealing with-- 189 00:07:51,537 --> 00:07:54,207 No worries. We've all got wives. 190 00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:55,274 It was actually my mom. 191 00:07:55,274 --> 00:07:57,343 Okay, it's locked in. 192 00:07:57,343 --> 00:08:00,179 You got a meeting tomorrow morning with Akash at 10:30. 193 00:08:00,179 --> 00:08:01,280 - You good? - Uh... 194 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,082 Great. Don't be late. 195 00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:07,186 Announcer: We all know the earth is actually flat, right? 196 00:08:07,186 --> 00:08:09,055 But what if I told you... 197 00:08:09,055 --> 00:08:10,356 (door shutting) 198 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,561 Dude, I swear you're at my house more than you are your own. 199 00:08:15,561 --> 00:08:18,531 Well, yeah, have you tried your mom's food? 200 00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:20,233 Yeah. I've had my mom's food. 201 00:08:20,233 --> 00:08:22,068 Oh, dude. How was the seminar? 202 00:08:22,068 --> 00:08:23,469 I don't know, man. 203 00:08:23,469 --> 00:08:25,805 It was just like, "Hey, take this shitty popular video 204 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,407 and then remake it and put your shitty little spin on it. 205 00:08:28,407 --> 00:08:30,643 - Does that work? - I have no idea. 206 00:08:30,643 --> 00:08:32,245 It's just, like, why even have an audience 207 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,746 if you're not really saying anything? 208 00:08:34,947 --> 00:08:36,148 Money? 209 00:08:36,148 --> 00:08:38,050 Yeah. 210 00:08:38,050 --> 00:08:40,486 Oh, I did land this meeting with some big-time agent 211 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:42,722 named Akash Verna. 212 00:08:42,722 --> 00:08:43,990 You said "Akash Verna?" 213 00:08:43,990 --> 00:08:46,425 - Yeah. - Akash Verna. The agent. 214 00:08:46,425 --> 00:08:48,327 - Yeah. - Bro! 215 00:08:49,595 --> 00:08:51,330 Way to bury the lead. Congrats. 216 00:08:51,330 --> 00:08:52,665 That's huge. 217 00:08:52,665 --> 00:08:54,166 Yeah, but I don't think he knows who I am. 218 00:08:54,166 --> 00:08:56,102 I don't know who he is, either. 219 00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:57,503 I'm just gassing you up, man. 220 00:08:57,503 --> 00:08:59,572 Why you keep saying his name like you know him? 221 00:08:59,572 --> 00:09:01,140 It's just exciting! He's an agent! 222 00:09:01,140 --> 00:09:02,608 And I think he's a Brown guy. 223 00:09:02,608 --> 00:09:04,510 - Oh, he's a bragent. - Yeah, he's a bragent. 224 00:09:04,510 --> 00:09:05,978 I love that. Brown on Brown, bro. 225 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,613 Yeah, I think he might hook it up. 226 00:09:07,613 --> 00:09:09,448 Brown on Brown crime. Let's get it. 227 00:09:09,448 --> 00:09:11,150 No, there's no crime. We're just... 228 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:12,752 I just mean, like... 229 00:09:12,752 --> 00:09:14,820 I'm just trying to get signed. I'm not trying to commit crimes. 230 00:09:14,820 --> 00:09:16,489 I'm not saying literally, I'm just saying, like-- 231 00:09:16,489 --> 00:09:19,458 Supinder: Neal, you want some more? 232 00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,460 Of course I do, Pooji. 233 00:09:21,460 --> 00:09:23,996 Good. Eat as much as you like 234 00:09:23,996 --> 00:09:26,332 and think like this house is also your house. 235 00:09:26,332 --> 00:09:27,633 Okay, Pooji. 236 00:09:27,633 --> 00:09:30,102 And all this food is like your own mom's food, 237 00:09:30,102 --> 00:09:31,170 but like real food. 238 00:09:31,170 --> 00:09:32,338 Not the white food. 239 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:33,873 O-okay, Pooji. 240 00:09:33,873 --> 00:09:35,541 Think like, I'm like your mom. 241 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:36,542 Yes, Pooji. 242 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:37,977 Think I am your mom. 243 00:09:37,977 --> 00:09:38,978 Okay, Pooji. 244 00:09:38,978 --> 00:09:40,313 I am your mom. 245 00:09:40,313 --> 00:09:42,848 Okay, Pooj-- Okay, Mom. 246 00:09:42,848 --> 00:09:44,784 Good. Think like that. 247 00:09:44,784 --> 00:09:46,018 Good boy. 248 00:09:46,018 --> 00:09:47,053 Mm. 249 00:09:48,054 --> 00:09:49,655 {\an8}Oy! 250 00:09:49,655 --> 00:09:51,624 {\an8}Oh, shit. I forgot. 251 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,363 I know, I'm sorry. I've just been busy all day. 252 00:10:01,667 --> 00:10:03,202 I'm running around doing so many things. 253 00:10:03,202 --> 00:10:04,904 I got important meetings lined up tomorrow. 254 00:10:04,904 --> 00:10:05,972 {\an8}Uh-huh. 255 00:10:10,009 --> 00:10:11,010 Never mind. 256 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:14,714 {\an8}Anyways. 257 00:10:17,550 --> 00:10:19,018 Don't forget, okay? 258 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:23,055 - Okay?! - Okay, I heard you. 259 00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:24,256 (scoffing) 260 00:10:27,727 --> 00:10:31,664 Hey, uh, kind of being a dick to your mom. 261 00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:33,699 How am I being the dick? 262 00:10:33,699 --> 00:10:36,102 She's treating me like a slave and not an actual human being. 263 00:10:36,102 --> 00:10:37,703 She's stressed, dude. 264 00:10:37,703 --> 00:10:39,505 Brown people don't know how to express their emotions 265 00:10:39,505 --> 00:10:40,673 in a healthy way. 266 00:10:40,673 --> 00:10:42,041 It's this generational curse passed down 267 00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,843 by Imperialist regimes. 268 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,378 Okay, hold the lecture. 269 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,446 You only have one generationally cursed parent all right? 270 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,949 And he's so much more chill compared to his sister. 271 00:10:49,949 --> 00:10:51,584 I'm not trying to lecture you, dude. 272 00:10:51,584 --> 00:10:53,853 I'm just saying, like, she's your mom. 273 00:10:53,853 --> 00:10:54,954 All right, man, whatever. 274 00:10:54,954 --> 00:10:56,555 Like, I don't wanna hear it right now. 275 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,191 Just, I got a big day tomorrow, so I'm just going to crash. 276 00:11:01,927 --> 00:11:02,895 - Now? - Yeah, now. 277 00:11:02,895 --> 00:11:04,263 - Okay. - Yeah. 278 00:11:05,531 --> 00:11:07,099 Word. Cool, dude. 279 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:10,436 Good luck tomorrow. 280 00:11:10,436 --> 00:11:13,205 Your big day. Bye! 281 00:11:13,205 --> 00:11:15,441 - Yeah. - Love you, man. 282 00:11:15,441 --> 00:11:16,709 Love you, too. 283 00:11:16,709 --> 00:11:18,411 Neal: Mom, can I have some to go? 284 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:19,812 Supinder: Yes. Why not? 285 00:11:19,812 --> 00:11:20,946 Neal: Thank you, Pooji. 286 00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:22,048 (door closing) 287 00:11:25,251 --> 00:11:27,053 Hey, what's going on, guys? 288 00:11:27,053 --> 00:11:29,655 {\an8}Today I'm about to do something that I never thought I could do 289 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:32,158 {\an8}in a million years, and that is 290 00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,926 {\an8}to buy my dad a brand new 291 00:11:33,926 --> 00:11:35,461 {\an8}sports car! 292 00:11:35,461 --> 00:11:36,595 (air horn blowing) 293 00:11:36,595 --> 00:11:38,998 Woo! Let's get it! 294 00:11:50,076 --> 00:11:52,111 {\an8}(clearing throat) Dad? 295 00:11:52,111 --> 00:11:54,413 {\an8}Yo, Dad, come on out! Big surprise! 296 00:11:54,413 --> 00:11:56,348 {\an8}(honking) 297 00:11:58,651 --> 00:12:00,252 Whose car is this? 298 00:12:00,252 --> 00:12:01,854 Oh, you mean this brand new Porsche? 299 00:12:01,854 --> 00:12:03,322 {\an8}Yeah, I just bought it. 300 00:12:04,924 --> 00:12:06,625 He says he just bought it. 301 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:08,594 Bought what? The car? 302 00:12:13,499 --> 00:12:15,267 Jasmeet: Dad, look! Surprise! 303 00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:19,939 {\an8}It's yours. I... I bought it for you. 304 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:24,944 (bell tolling) 305 00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:40,493 {\an8}How is this a musibata? It's a gift. 306 00:12:41,560 --> 00:12:43,662 People will take we are greedy show-offs. 307 00:12:43,662 --> 00:12:45,231 {\an8}(Supinder speaking) 308 00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,871 I don't see how any of those things are related in any way. 309 00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:55,040 They will think that he doesn't care about your uncle! 310 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:56,142 (speaking Punjabi) 311 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,310 Maanvi: What the fuck are you wearing? 312 00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,179 {\an8}Cow print? That is literally disgusting. 313 00:13:00,179 --> 00:13:01,981 {\an8}I've never seen you wear that before. 314 00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:03,716 {\an8}What is wrong with you? 315 00:13:03,716 --> 00:13:05,918 Yeah, why didn't you get something dad actually likes? 316 00:13:05,918 --> 00:13:08,020 Like a black Mercedes? 317 00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:11,023 Hold on. Where is the Camry? 318 00:13:11,023 --> 00:13:12,925 Jasmeet: Um... 319 00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:14,693 I sold it. 320 00:13:14,693 --> 00:13:17,596 No, my baby! 321 00:13:17,596 --> 00:13:21,433 (echoing) 322 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,434 (alarm ringing) 323 00:13:22,434 --> 00:13:24,170 (panting) 324 00:13:24,170 --> 00:13:25,271 Oh, shit. 325 00:13:29,008 --> 00:13:30,843 Oy, where are you going? 326 00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:31,944 I have a meeting. 327 00:13:34,747 --> 00:13:37,550 I'll take her after. I can't be late. 328 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:38,617 {\an8}10:30. 329 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:45,958 {\an8}(car horn honking) 330 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:53,766 {\an8}(Supinder speaking Punjabi) 331 00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,638 (Supinder screaming) 332 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:05,778 I need to get out of this car. 333 00:14:05,778 --> 00:14:08,147 No, Mom, you take forever. Plus, I'm going to be late. 334 00:14:13,152 --> 00:14:14,753 Okay, just hurry up. Please. 335 00:14:14,753 --> 00:14:15,788 Okay. 336 00:14:17,590 --> 00:14:20,259 (speaking Punjabi) ...always gets stuck. 337 00:14:20,259 --> 00:14:21,827 Oh, my God. 338 00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:23,629 Go, go. Please, go. 339 00:14:23,629 --> 00:14:24,997 - Be quick! - Okay. 340 00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:26,432 Faster, please? Hurry! 341 00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,434 Oh, my God. Unreal. 342 00:14:29,468 --> 00:14:35,407 ♪ 343 00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:36,442 (sighing) 344 00:14:37,810 --> 00:14:39,612 Oh, my God, man. 345 00:14:44,583 --> 00:14:46,485 Where is she? 346 00:14:49,855 --> 00:14:50,823 (phone ringing) 347 00:14:50,823 --> 00:14:52,591 Pick up. 348 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,860 Supinder: Hello. How are you? 349 00:14:54,860 --> 00:14:56,829 - I'm not ava-- - Oh, my God. 350 00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:58,130 (sighing) 351 00:15:00,165 --> 00:15:01,634 Oh, thank God. 352 00:15:01,634 --> 00:15:02,668 Finally. 353 00:15:04,503 --> 00:15:08,107 (speaking indistinctly) 354 00:15:08,107 --> 00:15:10,009 Oh, you gotta be kidding me. 355 00:15:12,344 --> 00:15:14,113 Mom. Mom! 356 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,948 Mom, let's go. I'm going to be late! 357 00:15:17,683 --> 00:15:19,018 (honking) Let's go! 358 00:15:19,018 --> 00:15:20,519 Hi, Jasmeet! 359 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,187 Great. Now she's waving. 360 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:27,026 (phone chiming) 361 00:15:31,897 --> 00:15:35,034 (sighing) Oh, my God. 362 00:15:35,034 --> 00:15:37,202 Are you serious? Yeah. Okay, yeah. 363 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:38,671 Put your bag down. Get comfortable. 364 00:15:38,671 --> 00:15:41,040 All right, you know what? Fuck this. 365 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,310 (starting car) 366 00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,312 (peeling out) 367 00:15:48,547 --> 00:15:58,557 ♪ 368 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:15,541 ♪ 369 00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,410 - (phone ringing) - Hey, sorry. 370 00:16:18,410 --> 00:16:19,411 I'm here. 371 00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:20,512 10:30. That's me. Hi. 372 00:16:20,512 --> 00:16:21,580 Unfortunately, you're late 373 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,415 and we have other clients to get to. 374 00:16:25,117 --> 00:16:27,553 Can I help you reschedule? 375 00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:30,122 Okay, look. Is there any way you can squeeze me in right now? 376 00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:32,224 I just came from a really long way and-- 377 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:33,392 I'm sorry, but no. 378 00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:34,893 Well, I'm only, like, five minutes late. 379 00:16:34,893 --> 00:16:36,228 Yeah, five minutes. 380 00:16:36,228 --> 00:16:38,464 We actually suggest you get here 10 minutes early. 381 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:40,232 So, you're basically 15 minutes late. 382 00:16:40,232 --> 00:16:41,767 Okay, look. It's not my fault. 383 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:44,370 I had a crazy morning. My mom, she wanted to go get milk, 384 00:16:44,370 --> 00:16:46,038 but then get got a hundred other things-- 385 00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:47,272 There he is! 386 00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:48,574 Right on IST. 387 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:50,609 It's Indian Standard Time. 388 00:16:50,609 --> 00:16:52,478 Balle, balle! (chuckling) 389 00:16:52,478 --> 00:16:53,879 Come on in. 390 00:16:53,879 --> 00:16:55,447 Don't worry, this won't take long. 391 00:16:56,648 --> 00:16:57,649 Yeah. 392 00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:01,720 Welcome, welcome. You seem out of breath. 393 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,088 Do you want, uh, some water? 394 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,224 Maybe some mints or some gummies? 395 00:17:05,224 --> 00:17:07,226 Uh, no. I'm good, man. Thank you. 396 00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:09,461 (in Indian accent) Yeah, you having some chai coffees? 397 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:12,464 Huh? Some butter chickens, huh? Gulab jamun. 398 00:17:12,464 --> 00:17:14,233 (laughing) (stopping accent) Sorry. 399 00:17:14,233 --> 00:17:16,835 I'm just messing with you, man. 400 00:17:16,835 --> 00:17:18,270 I got jokes, too, right? 401 00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,006 Yeah, hilarious. 402 00:17:21,006 --> 00:17:23,742 So, I got a chance to check out your content. 403 00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,144 Really cool stuff. 404 00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,321 Cool enough to sign me, maybe? 405 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,590 (laughing) 406 00:17:38,590 --> 00:17:41,360 Look, man, I would love to sign you right here, right now. 407 00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:42,828 Makes me look good to bring diversity 408 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,263 into this roster, right? 409 00:17:44,263 --> 00:17:45,864 But first I got to get to know you a little bit. 410 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:46,965 Tell me about yourself. 411 00:17:46,965 --> 00:17:48,867 I wanna know why you do what you do. 412 00:17:48,867 --> 00:17:51,103 Why do you make your videos? 413 00:17:51,103 --> 00:17:52,971 Well, I... I guess I'm just like another guy 414 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:54,640 trying to become a digital rock star. 415 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:55,841 (clicking tongue) 416 00:18:01,146 --> 00:18:03,315 Honestly, man. I don't know what I'm doing. 417 00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:08,287 It's just, like, people my age, they're making so much money, 418 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:10,556 buying a house, settling down, having kids, 419 00:18:10,556 --> 00:18:12,658 and I'm just out here, what, 420 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:15,027 delivering tiffins for my mom's tiffin service? 421 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,563 You know I dropped out of med school? 422 00:18:17,563 --> 00:18:19,164 Wow. 423 00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,167 Yeah, man, I just realized one day it wasn't for me, you know? 424 00:18:22,167 --> 00:18:24,236 And it took forever for my parents to accept that, 425 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:27,306 and I don't even think they fully do accept it. 426 00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,041 Yeah, no. That's gotta be tough. 427 00:18:29,041 --> 00:18:30,542 Yeah, man. It's really shitty. 428 00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,978 Like, the constant guilt and the constant disappointment, 429 00:18:32,978 --> 00:18:34,379 and all these random people telling me 430 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:35,981 how much my parents have sacrificed for me, 431 00:18:35,981 --> 00:18:37,249 and I'm like, "I get it." 432 00:18:37,249 --> 00:18:39,651 And so, I guess, like, these videos are just 433 00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,720 a place for me to vent. 434 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:44,356 So, this is your personal therapy 435 00:18:44,356 --> 00:18:46,525 to thousands of random strangers? 436 00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,494 Yeah, but the therapy's not just for me, you know? 437 00:18:48,494 --> 00:18:50,262 So many people can relate to what I have to say. 438 00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:52,030 I have an audience now. 439 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:53,499 This shit is real, 440 00:18:53,499 --> 00:18:56,168 and with your help maybe I can get a bigger audience 441 00:18:56,168 --> 00:18:57,703 and make more money, 442 00:18:57,703 --> 00:19:00,072 and then my folks can just relax and stop worrying. 443 00:19:02,574 --> 00:19:04,776 Look, I'm gonna keep it a buck with you, my guy. 444 00:19:04,776 --> 00:19:07,846 Um, all you do in your videos 445 00:19:07,846 --> 00:19:11,216 is sit around in your room alone and complain 446 00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:14,853 about capitalism and white people. 447 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:16,688 Nobody wants to watch a grown-ass Brown dude 448 00:19:16,688 --> 00:19:17,856 sit there and whine. 449 00:19:17,856 --> 00:19:19,291 (Indian accent) "Oh, I am interesting 450 00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,093 because I am self-deprecating. 451 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:23,128 I project my lack of self-worth through 452 00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:24,530 subpar internet comedies. 453 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:26,532 Wow, I am so original. I'm so cool." 454 00:19:26,532 --> 00:19:29,568 (stopping accent) Oh, my God. Kill yourself. 455 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:31,136 (sighing) 456 00:19:31,136 --> 00:19:34,039 Okay, so, what kind of content should I make? 457 00:19:34,039 --> 00:19:36,708 A couple's vlog channel. 458 00:19:36,708 --> 00:19:38,076 A what? 459 00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:41,246 People love watching regular-ass Millennial couples 460 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:42,548 do every day things. 461 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:45,250 You think your girlfriend would be down? 462 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,718 I don't have a girlfriend. 463 00:19:46,718 --> 00:19:49,588 What? Shocker. Listen, don't worry about it. 464 00:19:49,588 --> 00:19:51,823 We got a whole batch of influencers to choose from. 465 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,325 Check this out. 466 00:19:53,325 --> 00:19:56,628 Pair you up with somebody with a decent follower account. 467 00:19:56,628 --> 00:19:59,665 I'm thinking maybe like a five to seven year relationship. 468 00:19:59,665 --> 00:20:02,968 Maybe a, uh, mixed race couple, right? 469 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:05,804 Asian. Hispanic. 470 00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,973 Oh, yes. 471 00:20:07,973 --> 00:20:09,241 (laughing) 472 00:20:09,241 --> 00:20:12,411 A beautiful white woman way out of your league. 473 00:20:12,411 --> 00:20:14,746 Huh? That's, like, every Indian dude's fantasy. 474 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,281 Am I right? Am I right? I'm right. 475 00:20:16,281 --> 00:20:19,284 Not mine. I mean, I'm kind of into Brown girls. 476 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:20,852 Yeah, no. Me, too. 477 00:20:20,852 --> 00:20:23,689 For sure, but nobody wants to see that. 478 00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,259 (voice distorting) I mean, you could propose to her. 479 00:20:27,259 --> 00:20:29,294 You could plan a wedding with her. 480 00:20:29,294 --> 00:20:31,463 You could announce pregnancies, huh? 481 00:20:31,463 --> 00:20:33,498 Mixed babies rake in mad views. 482 00:20:33,498 --> 00:20:36,768 We'll provide a child of course. We're not monsters. 483 00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:38,704 And then you break up. Sad, okay? 484 00:20:38,704 --> 00:20:40,939 But guess what? More views, huh? 485 00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,774 (normally) So, what do you think? 486 00:20:42,774 --> 00:20:45,978 You down to make some real change? 487 00:20:50,382 --> 00:20:51,550 I don't know, man. I-- 488 00:20:51,550 --> 00:20:53,952 I just feel like this isn't for me. 489 00:20:53,952 --> 00:20:56,555 Oh, this is the only thing for you. 490 00:20:56,555 --> 00:21:01,226 Look, Indians aren't really cool just yet, Jasmeet. 491 00:21:01,226 --> 00:21:02,294 Not yet, anyway. 492 00:21:02,294 --> 00:21:04,529 Okay, well, I think I'm plenty cool, 493 00:21:04,529 --> 00:21:06,999 and I don't have this like, weird, inferiority complex 494 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,634 that you think all Brown guys have. 495 00:21:08,634 --> 00:21:09,635 Plus, what's with all this, 496 00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,570 like, "Oh, you Indians" bullshit? 497 00:21:11,570 --> 00:21:12,671 Aren't you Indian? 498 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:13,905 Like, what are you even? 499 00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:15,974 I'm Indian. 500 00:21:15,974 --> 00:21:18,410 So, why not be a team player and help me out instead of, 501 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:20,479 like, appealing to your whack-ass higher ups. 502 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,347 Oh, I am being a team player, here, bro. 503 00:21:22,347 --> 00:21:23,749 I'm trying to give you an opportunity 504 00:21:23,749 --> 00:21:25,550 to not just be the Brown guy. 505 00:21:25,550 --> 00:21:27,719 Yeah, but what's wrong with being the Brown guy? 506 00:21:29,554 --> 00:21:31,189 (sighing) All right, you know what? 507 00:21:31,189 --> 00:21:33,492 Thanks for taking this meeting, but you clearly don't get it. 508 00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,595 So, I'm just going to do this on my own. 509 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,531 Okay. Best of luck with that. 510 00:21:39,531 --> 00:21:40,999 Shall we? 511 00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:46,204 Oh, listen, I, uh... I almost forgot. 512 00:21:46,204 --> 00:21:49,041 My cousin is, like, a huge fan. 513 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,409 My whole family loves you, actually. 514 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:52,711 Do you mind giving him, like, a bit of a shout out? 515 00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,746 Huh? Can we just do that? 516 00:21:54,746 --> 00:21:56,081 All right, whenever-- whenever you're ready. 517 00:21:56,081 --> 00:21:58,250 - (phone beeps) - Ah. Yeah, go ahead. 518 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,251 Go ahead. 519 00:21:59,251 --> 00:22:01,887 (speaking indistinctly) 520 00:22:01,887 --> 00:22:04,256 I will call you, sure, sure. Whenever. 521 00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:06,191 (conversation continuing in Punjabi) 522 00:22:20,806 --> 00:22:22,040 {\an8}Oh, my God... 523 00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:26,912 (chuckling) 524 00:22:32,117 --> 00:22:33,118 No. 525 00:22:34,619 --> 00:22:36,755 You don't need to be wasting money driving into the city. 526 00:22:38,123 --> 00:22:39,424 {\an8}Okay? 527 00:22:39,424 --> 00:22:40,892 Yup. 528 00:22:40,892 --> 00:22:41,927 {\an8}Okay... 529 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,663 Let's go. 530 00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:04,750 (chuckling) 531 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:17,996 God, you're foul. 532 00:23:34,146 --> 00:23:36,615 Wow, that's beautiful. 533 00:23:36,615 --> 00:23:38,283 Where did you hear that from? 534 00:23:39,451 --> 00:23:41,520 I used to be a writer, too. 535 00:23:43,488 --> 00:23:45,724 There are a lot of things you don't know about me. 536 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:48,727 Wow. 537 00:24:03,675 --> 00:24:04,843 Thanks, Mom. 538 00:24:04,843 --> 00:24:05,877 {\an8}Good. 539 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,188 {\an8}Jasmeet: What? 540 00:24:23,328 --> 00:24:26,598 - Mom! Oh, my God! - (Supinder laughing) 541 00:24:26,598 --> 00:24:36,675 ♪